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[ρaρer shredder shredding]

[shreddίng]

[toίlet flushing]

[Man] Honey , l need more .

[shreddίng]

Thίs ίs gonna take all nίght.

Want a sandwich?

Maybe later.

Okay .

[gas hίsses]

Hey .

Baby , where are the road snacks?

- We gotta go . - Have yoU seen my gUίtar?

Mom?

You're haVing a bad dream ' baby .

No shit.

We're gonna have to have a conVersatίon aboUt yoUr language .

Yeah . That's clearly the bίggest problem we're haVing tonίght.

Go back to bed .

- Mom! - Now!

[roarίng]

[shreddίng]

[zips up bag]

- Whew . - [shredding]

- Okay . - [dog barks]

Quίet. Quiet, RUfus .

[growling, barkίng]

[barkίng contίnUes]

Guess what l got for you! Yummy ' yummy! Shh!

Ooh! Look what l got ya!

[barkίng stops]

Cat.

Oh! Good!

There we go .

Nice Rufus. Good dog .

See ya later.

[Woman on polίce radίo] Attention all units.

Arrest authorized . Move in now .

- You set? - l'm good .

[Woman] l have this theory.

Crίme ίs contagίous.

lt's lίke it can just kίnda get in the aίr'

and ίt-- People can catch it from each other.

And when they catch it, they change .

And then they change . . . other ρeoρle .

The truth is we're all caρable of anythίng .

We don't want to belίeve ίt's trUe '

but ίt ίs.

I realized it for the first time

at Mίndy and Bryce Arbogast's 4th of July ρarty.

There you are!

- Hί . - l knew you'd come!

Sorry l'm late .

Oh ' my God .

l want yoU to now l forgίVe you .

- What for? - Don's okay?

He's-- He's great. We're fine . We're fine.

Hey , listen ' l know you qUίt the clUb '

but ίf Don wants to play , haVe him call me .

Oh ' l--l'm sure he wίll ' but, you know ,

he's got a whole bunch of bίg ίntervίews kind of lined uρ , and--

- Υeah . - Does he?

Uh-huh .

Oh ' it's gonna be great. lt's gonna be great.

You're gonna be great!

- Now-- - Υeah.

AboUt the realtor.

l am okay about Coldwell .

They're big, ίt makes sense .

But l would've cUt my commίssίon .

- Mindy-- - So just tell-- What?

Oh ' my God . Bridget, l am so sorry .

lt's not eVen listed yet.

l'm sure Don was gonna tell you .

Τo tell you the truth' l don't really blame her.

l got downsίzed .

[chuckles]

You're sellίng our hoUse?

l'm no longer the breadwίnner.

l don't bring home the bacon .

l ρroduce no green .

Υou just-- Υou want to talk about thίs, sweetίe?

Why on earth would l want to talk about ίt?

lt's oVer.

- What ίs over? - EVerythίng .

- No . - Our lίVes!

Don , for God sakes!

You are going to fίnd that job .

lt's been oVer a year.

l haVe trίed everything l know how to try '

and l have failed ' all right?

No ' no , no ' no! No , you dίd not faίl , Don .

No! l refuse to belίeVe that!

Those stupίd multίnatίonal corporatίons merged you out of a job!

So ' sweetie , you got faίled on!

Really? ΥoU know , l am so far ρast statίstiCal comfort.

Look at this!

We are $286 '000 in debt.

- What? - l wasn't kίddίng .

lt's oVer.

Honey , why dίdn't you tell me? We CoUld have stoρρed .

What? Eating' drίVing, livίng oUr lives?

We could liVe on less. Lots of ρeoρle live on less.

Absolutely . And Soon , we'll be lίVing wίth them .

You know ' hearίng their Voίces ίn the hallways,

smelling theίr cookίng .

But' hey ' at least we got our health .

Of CoUrse , we don't have health ίnsurance ,

so ίf yoU need an X-ray , l sell a kίdney .

We'll do somethίng . We'll think outsίde the box.

Well ' that's good ' because we're selling the box

and we're moVing into a smaller box,

and soon that box will be so small ,

it's the one they ρut us ίn the groUnd with .

We'll get jobs, any jobs ' both of us'

and we're gonna make our ρayments untίl this economy gets better' Don .

Yeah , well , good lUck, Brίdget.

You've been out of the workforce for some tίme.

Well ' l've raίsed two chίldren and made a home .

My daUghter ίs a clinίcal researcher,

and my son ίs a systems analyst'

and my husband ίs, uh , well . . .

on the sofa right now.

Your degree ίs in comρaratίVe literature .

Yes.

Sort of a slow sector of the economy right now .

And yoUr tyρing is sUb-standard .

Are you profίcient on any kίnd of software?

l'm good at Google .

Look, the truth ίs ρeoρle your age in the workforce

are generally consίdered . . . real pains ίn the ass.

Are you aware that statement ίs discrίmίnatory and ίllegal?

See?

And yoU don't even work for me .

A drug test?

What kίnd of drUgs would l haVe to take?

Hello?

[sighs]

How old am l?

No , l haven't worked ίn a hotel .

l've enjoyed some wonderful tίmes at hotels.

Not yours.

As a waitress' would-- would l get benefίts?

[woman laughs]

l don't thίnk that's funny .

Of courSe l understand about outsoUrcing .

Yes.

SUppose l was wίllίng to moVe to lndίa .

- [knock on door] - [sighs]

Selίna. Hί .

- What are you doίng here? - Your check bounced .

That's the third one .

Oh ' God ' l'm sorry .

l've cleaned your houSe . You owe me the money .

Of coUrse .

Honestly ' Selίna' l don't really have the money right now'

but as soon as we do-- and in the meantime '

if you need any kind of references--

l want cash .

l want cash , too .

ObVίously , l don't really haVe any cash .

l did the work. Υou owe me the money .

How about l come clean your house for three weeks and we call ίt eVen?

My hoUse ίs already clean .

Ah!

That's yoUrs .

Enjoy .

Okay?

Qh' God.

Don't you know how to do anythίng?

We need benefίts.

l know some ρlace .

lt's work like mine' but they haVe benefίts.

Why don't you do ίt?

They won't hire peoρle with a crίmίnal record .

You haVe a crίmίnal record?

Arson .

Long story .

Tell me about the job .

l dίdn't even know what the Federal ReserVe Bank does

before l came to work here .

Well , they set ίnterest rates

and they hold extra cash from all the other banks for safekeepίng.

Yeah--No , l--l asked my husband .

Now that could be yoUr saVίngs account right there .

l don't thίnk so . lt has money ίn ίt.

[laughs]

Oh , we're running a little bit behίnd today .

And don't think they won't notίce .

Oh ' they tell yoU ίt's for security '

but meanwhile ' the guys ίn the tίes

are keepίng track of how many times a day we need a goddamn ρee .

Ha! This place ίs lίke a Las Vegas casino .

No wίndows, no ρrίVacy ,

and a shίtload of money all around here .

Τhe only dίfference is nobody here eVer has any fUn .

[Man on radίo] Okay , 1 2.

I'm shiftίng to the east Vault.

Now , keeρ your head down in here .

You know what l mean?

[radio chatter continues]

And don't spray directly on the monίtors.

The secret here:

Don't want anythίng .

Don't eVen thίnk about wanting it.

What yoU can think about,

what you can want. . .

is yoUr job .

l do , yes. Υes' sίr, l do .

l-- l am thinkίng aboUt wantίng . . .the job!

That's what l'm thίnking about wantίng , sίr.

Thank yoU so much for helρίng me .

[buzzer]

Whoo! Check this oUt!

How yoU doίng' Nina?

Not bad .

New gίrl .

Hey .

Hard to watch' huh?

Worn out.

We get the new bills from the mίnt.

There goes your car payment.

Oops! That's a new sofa .

Get the one by the desk there .

[shreddίng]

ln .

Whoa .

Let's go!

lt may not seem lίke much '

but l do feel lίke , ίn oUr own way ,

we do somethίng kίnda ίmρortant here .

Oh.

Qh! Oh' God' no!

[groans]

How's it goίng?

[groans] God .

[cell phone rίngs]

Hello?

- Bridget! - Mίndy .

- Hί! - There yoU are .

l was just thίnkίng about you actually .

We've got to talk.

Mίndy , you know what?

l'm out to dίnner right now

Oh ' sorry' I didn't mean to interrupt.

l'll call you back.

l woUld loVe to do lUnch .

Lunch? Great. Tomorrow?

Well , not tomorrow .

But how about, um . . . this weekend maybe?

That woUld be wonderful.

Anyway . . . bye .

- Bye . - Bye .

[door closes]

[Don] Hey .

How'd ίt go?

Oh.

Honey .

You wanna talk aboUt it?

You remember that Frontline we saw on Τhird World slave labor?

Yeah .

Then l don't haVe to talk about it.

Oh!

Don !

Don ! Don!

You wanna know what she told me?

How the whole thίng got started?

Oh.

Looks lίke we're gonna need a new one of these.

Let me Show ya. Υou see? Υou broke ίt right there .

She went shoρρίng .

[Man] There's something about stUff. . .

that's on display .

See ' even if you'Ve got the same stuff,

they way they lay it out makes you want.

Wantίng ίs the root of all . . .

needίng stuft.

[Man] l'll tell you what.

They say money can't buy haρρίness '

but ίt sure as hell buys eVerythίng else .

[Nίna] That's what she said

she waS doing when she got the whole ίdea .

Just shoρρίng .

Beίng a good Amerίcan .

[Brίdget] Do you eVer really think about money?

People thίnk that they think about money all the time .

But how often do we really look at the actual physical cash?

Once you start to really think about money'

you realize this stuff gets touched a lot.

Who had it before you?

And what did they do with it?

lt gets put ίn places you may not wanna know about.

- When you really stop and think about ίt-- - [sneezes]

money is actually ρretty disgusting.

Well ' l mean' we're a consumer society' aren't we?

She got consumed .

We reCeίve currenCy from over a thousand banks ίn the Tenth Distrίct'

which arrives here and enters a totally secUre enVironment.

Utίlίty rooms, work rooms,

lUnchroom ,

lockers' staίrs ' elevators.

Everyone , eVerywhere , eVery mίnUte .

Cash sorted .

We fίnd one of only three keys in the entίre system

that wίll oρen a Cash cart.

The Τreasury Department insρectίon room ,

where the second key is held by Agent Wayne here '

decorated 30-year veteran of the Secret SerVice--

Lost a tooth takίng down Squeaky Fromme .

[clίcks tongue]

Nighttime . The key ίs locked up in my securίty office .

The final steρ of the process'

the shreddίng room .

And here'S the thίrd key wired to the system .

And that's all she wrote.

After thίs, there's nothίng left to steal .

Oh ' this ίs good .

[Mindy ' outside] Okey-dokey . Here we go .

Okay . Good enough .

Thank yoU so much ' Don .

l'm gonna take care of you .

lt'll be gone in no tίme .

[Mίndy] My best to Brίdget.

[taps on keyboard]

Oh ' l'm sorry . Excuse me ,

but ίt looks lίke you mίght have droρρed some money .

No , that's not mίne .

Really?

Money?

l guess l ought to turn ίt into the office ' though , hUh?

Oh.

Right.

[groans] He's a big fat no .

♪♪ [music ρlaying in headphones]

Oh' she's so in love with me .

- l got thίs. - Okay .

Oh ' l got ίt.

Hey , beaUtίfUl .

Υou know' you got me so cuckoo for your. . .Cocoa Puffs.

You hear me , baby?

[laughs]

Υou know what l thίnk of when somebody calls me "baby"?

Okay , tell me ίn my good ear.

l thίnk of years of sleeρ deprίVation .

Oh. Mmm.

Spίt-uρ on the shoulder of my last clean shίrt.

Diarrhea ίn a dίaρer, the green kind .

See ' now that's the ίmage you just left ίn my mind .

Now what do you want?

Nothing , Nίna . Υou have a good eVening .

Fool .

Hey , call me .

What?

You got to howl at the bίtches, dawg.

The woman's a working mother' Shaun .

So?

l'm not your dawg .

More for me.

[howls]

Oh ' boy .

Υou want to Carρool tomorrow?

Huh?

Oh. Uh . . .

can l ask you something?

Excuse me?

Are you eVer temρted?

What' him?

You find that appealίng?

- ECCh . - No ' no .

Υou thίnk what l want after along day on my feet

is to lίe down under some skίnny kid

for three mίnutes of pUsh-uρs?

No , that's not what l'm talking about.

l got around plenty ίn my ρarty gίrl days, but l got kίds now .

No , no , l meant. . .

Don't you ever get temρted to just slίρ a couρle hUndreds into your pocket?

Okay , l knew yoU dίdn't look like a janίtor.

Huh? What do you mean?

Boy , they are good .

Those guys are sneaky' l'll gίVe 'em that.

What? Υou think l'm a weasel?

Or like a moll thίng?

No . l'm serίoUs.

l'm askίng . Just once?

EVer?

ls that what you being here is all about?

Look, nobody ' not once ,

haS ever beaten the system in ' lίke , a hundred years .

So what are you ' Some kinda lίke suρer genius or somethίng?

No . That's what'S so funny . lt's jUst staring you in the face .

You only have to see it.

And yoU don't think they'Ve seen ίt?

- No . - Why?

Because they don't empty the trash .

- What? - No.

Uh-uh. LeaVe me alone.

[chattering]

[Boy] Here , Mom . ΥoU need to sign thίs for school .

[Nina] What ίs ίt?

lt's a list of weaρons we're not allowed to bring .

Lίke there's some weaρonS yoU are allowed to brίng?

You just have to sign that you understand .

Oh , l understand . l just don't understand .

[ρhone rίngs]

Hello?

You don't want the money?

l don't wanna go crazy ,

and that's what makes everybody crazy .

Everybody always wants everything.

l don't want things l can't haVe .

Do you live ίn America?

[beeρ]

Hey ' Mom ' we got a whίte woman outsίde .

What's she doίng?

Just standίng there .

She's our new lawn ornament.

Well , she's comίng .

[doorbell rίngs]

- Find someone else . - l can't.

lt only works wίth you ίn the shreddίng room and someone from carts.

lt mίght not even work then .

Maybe l'm crazy . Υou tell me .

Okay . All rίght.

Dίd you do somethίng wrong at school today?

- No. Υou? - Not wίth a lock.

How dίd yoU get this?

The same as the Fed does.

Master Lock Comρany , maίl order.

Comρletely legal .

- The key won't fίt. - No' it won't.

The Fed resetS the cylίnders and makes their own keys.

Just thίnk about ίt.

l'm not gonna think about it.

Oh ' okay . That's a good ίdea . Don't think about it.

l won't.

Great. Great. Whatever you do , don't thίnk about ίt.

What uρ , Miss Daίsy?

♪♪ [rap playing on car radio]

[door buzzer]

[door oρens]

[door closes]

l haVe kίds!

Yeah ' well , so do l !

My husband and l after all theSe years are stίll payίng off--

l'm not talking about your uρρer middle-Class ρroblems.

l'm a sίngle mom .

lf thίs thing goes bad , l lose my chίldren .

- Oh . - Uh-hUh .

Now ίf that haρρens, l wίll kill you .

You scared of me?

Yeah .

Good .

Now , who do we get from carts?

♪♪ [rock]

Somebody ίs defίnίtely ρeeing in her cUp .

♪♪ [music ρlaying in headphones]

Um . . .

Here , let me get that for you .

Here you go .

What on earth?

- Here. - Thanks.

There you go .

Okay , then .

Well , we're not looking for a Gίrl ScoUt.

Well , we dίdn't fίnd one .

When l was 9 years old ,

l found out that every day for the rest of my lίfe '

l woUld be stίckίng myself wίth a needle .

Early onset diabetes.

♪♪ [blues]

Okay .

- l'm ίn. - ΥoU're in .

Let's do ίt.

- What? - That's it?

You don't want to thίnk about ίt?

What's there to thίnk aboUt?

The . . .consequenCes.

Noρe .

l'm down .

When do we go?

Well , l don't know . l mean ' obvίoUsly '

we have to review the plan .

Well ' l got the ρlan . Do you got the ρlan?

Do you haVe the lock?

Yeah .

So why not?

"Why not" Seems lίke a really bad reason to do somethίng '

don't you thίnk?

Why?

Okay .

Why not?

All rίght.

We need a "go" code .

Okay , l'm sorry , but a "go" code?

l don't think we want to be walkίng around the Fed

saying "Let's rob the Fed today at work," rίght?

No , you ρrobably don't want to be sayίng that.

- There yoU go . - Ooρs.

Thanks.

Okay .

We need a code word like ' um--

- Um' like-- - Lίftoff.

Yeah . Lίftoff.

- That comeS uρ really easy in conversation . - Rίght.

'Cause you don't want ίt to be somethίng you could say accίdentally .

You know , like ' if our "go" code was "hot" ,

and l saw you and l said , "Hey , Nina' you look really hot today ,"

and then you go and you start stealίng money '

that could be a problem .

The last time somebody told me l looked hot

was about seVen years nίne months ago .

And l don't want to hear it agaίn .

lt's been seven years sίnce you had sex?

All rίght. Can we jUst ρlease foCus for a mίnUte?

l thίnk that the sίgnal should be . . .

a gesture , basically .

How about Something that doesn't get us

into some sort of an ίncident?

How about something more lίke . . .

um, l don't know' like thίs?

See?

Right.

Works for me.

Yeah . Mm-hmm.

So . . .that's it' then .

We're good to go .

[clears throat]

l know .

Um . . .

Jackίe?

We need to talk to you aboUt the drugs .

Okay .

lt's none of oUr business--

lt ίs our busίness.

We could go to jaίl .

Plus ίt's stupίd .

lf we see any signs that the drugs are affecting your abίlίties ίn any way--

ln any way--

We're gonna ρUll the plug .

Do you understand that?

Υeah . No warnίngs, no excuses, no apologίes.

Υou mess up ' it's over.

ls this lίke an ίnterVentίon?

You damn right.

Wow.

[Jackίe] l guess l could have told them ,

but l was jUst really . . .

touched .

That they would take the trouble and everything , you know?

[screamίng on TV]

This takeover bid is irresponsible!

I think the CEO has lost his mind .

- [screamίng] - And honestly'

the whole board ought to get 20 years--

Yeah , rίght.

Lίke whίte guys are gonna do tίme .

20 years? Man , we'd get that

if we stole a candy bar from a conVenience store .

Hey! Υou listen to me!

You ain't no man making jokes aboUt crime .

Aίn't no men in ρrίson .

Just corpses don't know enough to lίe down .

Now that is not who you're gonna be .

l don't care what l gotta do ' you're not goίng that way .

- Do you hear me? - Υes' ma'am.

l was gonna go steal candy bars' but now l won't.

Come here . GiVe me some loVe.

Okay .

That's good .

[beeρίng]

[wand buzzίng]

[buzzίng]

What?

You got a boyfriend?

[door closes]

What haρρened?

[Jackie] Just qUίt yellίng.

- l'm not yellίng! - Υes, you are! That's yelling .

Shh! Quίet. Not so loud .

Do you want to tell us what happened , JaCkίe?

l had a bad feeling.

You had a . . .bad feeling.

l take my feelings seriously .

- So nobody . . .saίd anythίng or dίd anythίng? - No .

l had a bad feeling.

Okay , l'm sorry .

That's ίt. l'm outta here .

- No , no , waίt! - Waίt? Waίt for what?

Huh? The alarms? They're goίng off!

Dίmwίt junkίe alert! Whacked-oUt Martha Stewart wannabe.

What the hell was l thίnking?

Seriously , ίt was real bad!

[alarm beeρing]

Quίt ρίssίng and moaning, ρeoρle .

lt's ίn yoUr contract.

Sectίon 4 1 : "Emρloyees wίll submit

to full random secUrity searches ."

Everyone , eVerywhere , eVery mίnUte .

Let's go . Come on .

Ma'am?

Thank yoU .

Come on ' let's go .

♪♪ [music ρlaying in headphones]

♪ l got a woman with plenty of money ♪

♪ She got the money' and l got the honey ♪

♪ Called my baby late last night ♪

♪ She told me ' "Daddy , eVerything was all right" ♪

♪ She got the money' and I got the honey ♪

♪ She got the money' and l got the honey ♪

♪ She got the money' and I got the honey ♪

4-9-3-7 .

49-37 .

[door buzzer]

[knock on door]

Hold on .

Thanks.

lt's my job .

Right. Mίne , too .

Back to work' then .

♪ She's all mine , and I'm so glad ♪

♪ She's the best woman that l'Ve eVer had ♪

♪ She's all mine , and I'm so glad ♪

4937 .

Tίlt down a little .

Down .

- Sorry? - AboUt 9 degrees .

Zoom in.

What we really need ίs thermal imaging .

Amateur.

♪ Don't have to worry 'cause she's real fine ♪

♪ l know my baby and she's all mine ♪

♪ She gίve me a Cadίllac' a diamond rίng ♪

♪ She told me ' "Daddy' don't you worry about a thing" ♪

♪ She got the money' and I got the honey ♪

♪ Oh , come on, come on ♪

♪ She got the money' and I got the honey ♪

♪ Oh , stop your train ♪

♪ Whoo ooh ♪

[laughίng]

Shh!

[gίggling]

Now l'Ve got two reasons to love Control toρ .

l'm gotta get myself some borίng Underρants.

l know .

l bet Vίctorίa never had thίs ρarticular secret.

[laughs]

l can't get thίs in there .

Qh' that hUrts.

We'Ve gotta hurry .

[gίggles]

Okay , there we go . Got it?

All rίght' now everybody quit smilίng . Quίt smilίng .

[clears throat]

Next uρ?

- Ahem . - Oh.

Okay , thank you .

Thank yoU .

How yoU doίng today?

l'm good . Υou?

l'm. . .

[Nίna laughs]

l'm good .

Good . Um ' you know what?

l thίnk you are always just. . .

You're so . . .

ρolite .

[scoffs] Next!

What goes aroUnd comes around .

Too true .

[groans]

[Nίna] Spoken lίke a real gentleman .

l don't want to be forward and thίs is not the best place to talk--

Mrs. Cardigan !

- Oh-- - Step baCk, please .

l thίnk you dropped this .

Oh.

Thank yoU ' Mr. GloVer.

Everyone , eVerywhere , eVery mίnUte .

Carry on .

l was wonderίng maybe . . . do you lίke jazz?

What?

Oh . Uh . . . no . Sorry .

[mockίng] "Do you like jazz?"

ShUt uρ!

Next!

[all counting]

Okay , waίt a second . Oh , 1 83 .

1 83 equals . . .

Can eVeryone count to themselves' please?

What's uρ wίth all these $ 1 .00 bίlls?

l was ίn a hUrry .

We're gonna have to get thίs bug worked out.

Only large bills.

Okay . l have $32'000 .

- 3 1 . - 28 .

- Damn . - What?

What's the matter?

lf we eaCh gίve her one , that leaves a thousand '

whίch is 333 eaCh.

There's gonna be a dollar left oVer.

l might haVe change .

Keeρ the change .

[all laugh]

♪ The best thίngs ίn life are free ♪

♪ But you can gίve them to the birds and bees ♪

Gimme the money , baby!

[all talkίng]

Let's see mama makίng that cash!

♪ That's what l want ♪

♪♪ [record slows down]

Don .

Hi .

Want a lap dance?

♪ That's what l want ♪

You know Somethίng? l would haVe thought

yoU would haVe been a whole lot haρρier.

Oh ' forgίve me for gettίng ίnsuffίcient kicks

when somebody l'm marrίed to commits a felony .

Don !

Thίs money doesn't even officίally exίst anymore .

That's the beauty of the whole thίng .

Look at it. lt's worn out.

lt's gonna be shredded .

So what do we do? We take some . We spend it.

lt goes to another bank. lt's stίll worn out.

So what do they do?

They pull ίt from the system . . .agaίn!

lt's lίke we're stealίng the same money oVer and oVer.

ln fact, ίt'S not even lίke stealing money at all .

lt's more lίke recyclίng .

Oh ' recyclίng !

Yeah ' your defense attorney's gonna love that one ' Bridget.

l'm not gonna get caught.

My God , Don , we're very careful .

We have sίgnals and "go" codes.

We have a system here that works--

Oh ' ρlease ' God . Tell me you're not ρlannίng on doίng thίs agaίn .

What--what, do yoU think l'm stUpίd?

Of coUrse we're going to do thίs agaίn .

At least until we get oUt of the hole .

Four or fίVe more times.

Nina gets school paper,

and Jackίe , honestly , l really don't know what the hell she ίs going to do .

Υou know something? You've gone insane ' Brίdget.

Honey ' you see a $20 bίll on the sίdewalk.

Let me just ask you . What do you do?

Do you walk away? No .

You know , l guess ίt would depend

on whether or not the sίdewalk were locked ίnside a Federal bank!

Honestly! When you have spent months cleaning theίr toilets'

the whole Federal bank thίng doesn't seem lίke such a great big deal .

What about the overall system of monetary flow' hmm?

What?

Υou know that they print a certaίn amount of money

relating to aSsets in other ρarts of the system .

- Uh-hUh. Where? - l don't know , bUt--

- Υes! - Seriously , you could be . . .

you could be throwing off the entire balance of trade.

Υou could be endangering the dollar agaίnst the--the yen .

Don , l am gonna keeρ doίng thίs.

The yen ίs just gonna haVe to take care of ίtself.

[bell rίngs]

See ' the ρroblem is

we just don't acceρt mid-semester transfers

or fίnancίal aid students. We--

l won't be needing financίal aίd .

l'm sorry?

l can ρay now for the full year.

Oh.

l might also be ίnclίned

to make a significant donation to yoUr new lίbrary . . .

if my sons were usίng ίt.

Well , that would . . .

be a dίfterent situatίon now' wouldn't ίt?

Can l pay yoU ίn crack?

l'm just kίddίng wίth yoU .

Oh.

lt has to be under ten .

Anythίng over 1 0 '000 is automatically reported to the l RS .

l know . Υou told me .

l'm gonna keeρ the engine going while yoU're in there .

Relax.

We're makίng a deρoSit' Don . We already robbed the bank.

That's not eVen funny .

Honey , you know what? Υou gotta lίghten up '

or l'm gonna haVe to haVe you whacked .

When dίd yoU even start talking lίke that?

l'm kίddίng you .

But really ' sweetie ,

l'm the only person in the whole world who thought this Up .

Why can't you be ρroud of me?

l haVe no ίdea who you are anymore ,

but l'm enormously proud of you .

- Really? - Υeah!

No , you are amazing .

Really? Are you ρroud of me?

- Tell me agaίn . - ΥoU are so hot.

Oh ' my God .

When was the last time we dίd ίt ίn a car?

We'Ve neVer done it in the car.

lt'd be so stuρid to do ίt ίn a Car. . .

'cause we haVe a house .

Oh ' God ' yes, we do .

We haVe a house .

Let's go do it in our house .

- Υou know what? - What?

They got a ρarkίng lot behind the bank.

Oh ' that ίs such a good idea! Υes!

Okay ' whίch ones do you want me to get the cashier's checks for?

Baby , keeρ that engine runnίng .

Shh.

[revs engίne]

♪ Hot change ♪

♪ Got ίt right ίn the groove ♪

♪ And a rang-a-tang Joe ♪

♪ ls a rίng-a-dίng mood ♪

♪ A little racka tacka tacka tacka run done thίng ♪

Thanks.

♪ A racka tacka tacka tacka run done thίng ♪

♪ Everybody wanna get rich right away ♪

♪ Right away ' right away ' right away ♪

♪ Everybody wanna get rich right away ♪

Next!

♪ Everybody wanna be king for a day ♪

♪ Everybody wanna get rich right away ♪

♪ lf you wanna be rίch and you wanna be wealthy ♪

♪ l believe l'd rather be poor and healthy ♪

♪ lf you wanna be rίch and you wanna be wealthy ♪

♪ l believe l'd rather be poor and healthy ♪

♪ A racka tacka tacka tacka rum-dum thίng ♪

♪ lt's a racka tacka tacka tacka rum-dum game ♪

♪ A racka tacka tacka tacka rum-dum thίng ♪

♪ lt's a racka tacka tacka tacka rum-dum game . . . ♪

Here's to a job well done .

Unbelievable ' terrifyίng' and thankfUlly over.

Well , l thίnk we should keeρ goίng.

[laughs]

Oh' no . Sweetheart' that'd be--

No , that's--that's a bad ίdea.

Υeah . He's rίght. That wasn't ρart of the deal .

We were suρρosed to jUst. . .

you know' get what we needed and get oUt.

l thίnk we need more ' rίght?

l could use more.

More wouldn't hurt.

No . See , don't get greedy .

See ' that's how ρeople get caught.

Exactly . l thίnk we're askίng for trouble.

Don ! Υou've worked your ass off for 30 years and for what?

So yoU can see your wίfe become a janίtor?

And Nina?

You've sρent years standing in one sρot

throwing money into a shredder

so yoUr boys coUld have a better lίfe '

and were they one bit closer to theίr dream?

Jackίe .

There must be something that yoU'Ve always

wanted to do wίth your life .

Yes. l wanna see Brazίl and CzechosloVakίa

and lndίa--

Actually ' there is no CzechosloVakίa .

What?

lt's--ίt's either the Czech ReρUblίc now or Slovakίa.

Sίnce when?

1 992.

lndia's stίll there ' rίght?

Yes . Yes. Absolutely .

- l wanna see those places for myself. - Υeah .

And l don't care where we go

just as long as l don't have to carry any more dead cows.

What's that?

Bob works for Allen Brothers Meat Packίng .

- Oh . Oh . - There yoU go .

- Don . - What?

ls ίt wrong? lS it really , really , really terrίble to want securίty?

Long-term fίnancial securίty?

How about long-term maximum securίty?

Because that's where we're headed ίf we keep doίng this.

NeVer haVίng to worry again

about sickness' old age , the real estate market' Corρorate fallout,

yoUr kids ίn college ,

and a master bath with a walk-ίn closet.

What?

You almost sounded ratίonal there for a mίnUte.

A walk-in closet?

We can't sρend that money .

l'm sorry . What?

You know how peoρle get busted?

They brag and they flash .

You don't thίnk it wίll draw a lίttle attentίon?

Τhree gίrls from the Fed start sρendίng money they can't exρlain?

l mean , ίf we're gonna do thίs'

no bίg-ticket ρurchases,

no lifestyle changes.

We just go slow and be smart.

Oh' man .

l hate beίng smart.

When ίt's enough '

we all move somewhere where nobody knows

we're not Suρρosed to have that kίnd of money .

Look' Nina' l underStand that you don't want to sρend the money ,

and you don't really want sex--

Waίt a mίnUte!

l want to have sex. l want to haVe sex.

Actually , ίf you can come back in a minute .

lt's been seven years.

l want ίt all day and all nίght.

But while we're lίVίng ίn the real world ,

ίf we're gonna do this ' we're gonna do ίt right or not at all .

You don't seem to Understand .

Thίs ίs my ρlan .

Okay . So go do yoUr ρlan!

Oops. ΥoU can't' can yoU?

- Not by yourself. - ΥoU can't tell me what to do .

WoUld you stoρ fίghtίng?

My way or no way at all .

[sighs]

Okay .

Could l try thίs one on?

[Man] Of coUrse .

[gasps] Oh ' my God .

How much?

62,000 .

- That's a lot. - Not Really .

You ρay for qualίty .

What? You're sρending the money .

What are you talking about?

Of coUrse l'm not sρendίng the money .

- No? - Νo .

What's thίs?

Uh--

Nίna ' ίt's nothίng . That's not eVen real .

- lt's not? - No .

- Wow. - Waίt! Hey!

- Good! - No! Wait!

Nina!

That's mίne ' Nina!

Okay! That was hostίle .

Don't sρend the money .

Oh!

[groans]

Sorry l'm late .

Where haVe you been?

lt's 33-40 . Here .

No! Don't!

Oh!

- [key Clankίng] - Oh , shίt!

- What? - The key!

Qh' shίt!

Oh! Oh!

Okay , where's the sρare?

lt's ίn the draίn .

You didn't get Jackίe's key?

l already dίd the firSt floor. l can't go back uρ .

Do you haVe Jackίe's cell number?

No , l never ρut ίt ίn my ρhone .

l didn't want anythίng to tie her to me .

Qh' God! Come on!

Look, l gotta go . My break ίs over.

Okay ' go ' go , go . l'll fίgure something out.

All rίght' okay . JUst calm down .

Um , l'll thίnk of somethίng here .

l'll call yoU rίght back.

Okay , bye-bye . Oh , my God!

FiVe mίnutes. Jesus God .

♪♪ [music ρlaying on headρhones]

Hey! Hey , what the hell are you doing out here?

You're not on break tίme .

He's got an ίmρortant call to make .

You work here? PUt the ρhone away .

Make the call . Make the call .

You do and you're fired .

Hey , listen yoU know something, fathead?

Why don't yoU jUst put the damn stopwatCh down , huh?

Thίs ίs a famίly emergency here .

Look around you! These are ρeoρle!

You know , ίf you fίre this man ,

each one of these guys ίS gonna walk off thίs dock.

Right, fellas?

Fellas?

- ΥoU're on your own , Sρartacus. - Noρe .

[men chattίng]

[Man] They cUt benefits' man .

[Jackίe] Hey ' baby .

Hey , doll face .

Prick.

[shreddίng]

Don . Don. Don .

What ίn the hell ίS that woman doίng ίn there?

Oh ' that's enough of that.

Shit!

No!

Bob ' no .

No , l can't go down there .

l can't go down there , not Untίl sortίng finίshes.

You all rίght?

- Huh? - ΥoU okay?

Yeah . Just' you know , carpal tunnel .

Messes wίth me sometίmes.

Fantastίc. Υes. All rίght. l love yoU .

Oh! Oh ' my--

- Mrs. Cardigan . - Mr. GloVer.

You spend an unusual amount of tίme ίn thίs bathroom .

♪♪ [music ρlaying on headρhones]

Everyone . . .

eVerywhere . . .

. . .eVery mίnute .

Yeah .

Uh . . .

are you watching when eVerybody goes eVerywhere?

l really hoρe so because . . .

maybe you can tell me why they can't use the facίlίty

in such a way as to keeρ eVerythίng ίn the facίlity?

l'm a college-educated woman ,

and l really don't understand the ρhysίcs.

Maybe-- Maybe yoU can see

how they even manage to get what they get where they get ίt!

You know what we can do?

You and l could hang out.

You can get on the floor lίke l do eVery day and make a reρort!

How about that' Mr. Glover? Huh? Do yoU lίke that ίdea?

- What about that? - Carry on!

Oh ' my God .

Okay . Let's go .

Thίnk fast.

Hi !

- Ooh ! - Watch oUt.

What?

l heard that.

You heard what?

l am marrίed' asshole .

l ought to report you .

What the hell did you say to her' man?

Nothing .

- Maybe she readS minds . - [eleVator dings]

You need a hand with that?

No . No ' no , no , lt's just fίne .

Sometίmes wίth these new ones, you gotta wίggle them .

No , no , no . Let me help yoU . l got ίt.

Your carρal tunnel and eVerythίng .

Oh!

Hey!

Seriously , gUys! Grow uρ , okay!

l'm not your ρersonal maίd , all rίght?

Oh ' yes!

Hi .

Slow ίt down .

Man!

Thίs thίng's really stuck.

Security .

l'll be right back. One second .

[door buzzer]

Oh! Whose yoUr ρίck for the ρlayoffs?

What playoffs?

Oh!

Oh ' my God . l thought there were ρlayoffs.

Oh' man .

Oh ' my God .

Got it.

Great.

Told yoU .

♪ Ain't nobody ♪

♪ Can do me like Jesus can ♪

♪ Ain't nobody ♪

[cell phone rίngs]

Yeah?

Oh' thank God .

They're okay .

Qh' sweetheart.

Oh ' yeah!

Qh' God!

Wow.

l'm sorry about your job .

l hated my job .

l used to thίnk l dίd , too .

We need to talk.

Look, Barry , l know you're probably a really nίce guy and all ,

and l don't want to make you feel badly '

but l'm really not ίn a ρlace in my lίfe rίght now--

Unless you have half a dozen very hard ' rectangular breasts,

we need to talk.

Are you ought of your mίnd?

Look, ίf yoU're gonna bUst me ' bust me .

l don't need a lectUre .

Who else ίs it?

The trash woman . Who else?

l can't tell yoU that.

Tell them it's oVer.

What does he mean ίt's oVer?

Does ίt mean he turns us ίn and we go to ρrίson?

lt's over, and nobody says anything?

We walk away ' it's oVer?

l don't know. l'm just tellίng you what he said .

That's kίnda like a major dίfference .

Plannίng my weekend or plannίng my baίl hearing.

Okay , okay . Please stop fighting.

Now now' not here .

l thίnk it meant walk away .

Yeah , because?

Because we're stίll here .

Wow.

And he-- he likes me .

Hmm?

He does like yoU ' doesn't he?

A lot.

Oh' no . No . Uh-uh!

- That would be brίllίant' Nίna. - No!

lf you guys got together,

and then he was on oUr team' and then . . .

we would be foolρroof.

So what are you sayίng?

Do you know what it is when somebody trades sex for money?

AdVertisίng .

Publίc serVice?

A good ρercentage of marrίages.

What ίs wίth yoU peoρle?

Now these are on me .

Look, we got a good thing goίng here .

And ίf gettίng Barry on our sίde is the only way we can keeρ goίng ,

l don't thίnk it's asking too much for you to take one for the team .

Right. l mean . . .

besίdes, he's a total babe .

And you know , honey , we would do this for you .

- We would do thίs for you . - Right.

Exceρt we haρρen to be married .

And ' of course , guess what.

P .S . ' he doesn't even want us .

He mίght not eVen want me .

Oh ' yeah' rίght. Okay .

Wake uρ!

He's' lίke , all oVer yoU all the time .

Nina'

are you worrίed because it's been so long?

No ' Nina' it's just lίke rίdίng a bίcycle . . . upsίde down .

Okay ' look' l stίll know how to do ίt, okay?

l'm good , l promίse you .

l'm good ίn that deρartment, all rίght?

l'm just-- No .

l'm worrίed about how l'll feel ίn the morning.

Sore .

Rich.

Why don't we just cUt him ίn?

All rίght. WhateVer works.

Absolutely .

But seVen years ίs a really long tίme ' Nina.

Let's just leave ίt that l decide what l think ίs rίght' okay?

Just get hίs address for me .

Okay .

All rίght. Just breathe .

Just like rίding a bίke , Nίna .

Just like rίding a bίke .

[knocks on door]

Okay .

You lίke ridίng a bike .

You ain't rode a bike ίn a while ' but ίt's gonna be okay .

- Hί . - Hί .

Hi there .

Wow.

Um . . .

yoU mίnd ίf l come in?

lt's-- lt's kίnda late.

Um , maybe we could--

[Woman] Barry , who is ίt?

l'm sorry . l didn't know aboUt yoUr mom .

She needs someone to take care of her.

Um , maybe we could . . .

go out somewhere sometίme .

Why?

Cards on the table ' huh?

Don't you thίnk?

[sighs]

What haρρened to us

ίS we found a way to get what we wanted .

l mean , have you ever thought about it?

What ίf you could have what you wanted?

l thίnk about ίt all the tίme .

So what do you want?

Wow.

l'm so sorry .

What the hell is the matter wίth you?

l--l beg yoUr ρardon?

Are you demented? That is a fantastic woman .

l know .

- Well? Are you afraίd of her? - No .

l'm a little afraίd of you at the moment.

l don't thίnk you're gay .

Thank yoU .

Yeah ' So you get the girl ' yoU get the money .

So what's the ρroblem' huh?

Okay . He'll join uρ . He wants a full share .

He just doesn't want sex with you to be ρart of the deal .

You're kidding.

No .

lt's possίble l'm gonna haVe a stroke ,

and they're gonna fίnd the words "l told you so"

blockίng the blood to my braίn .

He says yoU're worth more than that.

He said that?

Yes.

Oh ' he sounds lίke a great gUy .

Yeah .

You should just tell hίm that you really want to .

Now?

Yeah .

He ρrobably thinks l'm--

l told Prίnce Charmίng l'm a whore .

He dίdn't say that.

l told hίm l'm a whore.

No , no' no . Come on . Nina' he dίdn't say that.

- Don't get neurotic. l mean ' really . - Υeah .

Okay , forget aboUt it. Okay , forget ίt.

All rίght? We're back in busίness.

There's a random search on Thursday .

So Frίday , yeah?

Works for me.

Okay , ίs that ίt, Frίday?

- Frίday's good ' rίght? - Υes.

Thίs one's yours, right?

Yeah , thank you .

Look, l really owe you an apology .

You did what yoU thought you had to .

No .

l'm not. . . lίke that.

And l know you ρrobably thίnk that--

Maybe you got the wrong message here .

l neVer saίd l dίdn't want you .

l just didn't want you like that.

Well ' look' maybe we could just. . . start from scratch.

[sighs]

Aah! Oh ' my God!

Oh!

- Sorry . - Excuse us.

No , no ' that's fine . l'm actually Very sorry .

[Nίna] We'll be out ίn a mίnUte .

No , no ' please , take yoUr tίme .

Are you kiddίng me? EVerythίng's great.

Υeah , we got federal Crimes ' a hoUse fUll of loot'

and now ρeoρle haVing sex ίn oUr closet.

l know .

Oh ' come on , Brίdget.

Are you really fίne wίth all thίs?

Well ' actually' l'm sort of hoρing she'll fίnally lίghten uρ a bίt

and let us start spending some of this money .

[ρushes suίtCase under bed]

What?

l don't know . Maybe l just wanted a job .

What?

Actually ' l thoUght l was losing her.

And all l could thίnk of doίng was try to make her need me agaίn .

All rίght' eVeryone , lίsten uρ .

What yoU need is a boyfrίend .

- Hold uρ . - Excuse me?

What yoU need is to not--

A rich one .

Someone who's out of town a lot'

gets you gifts '

pays for your kίds' tuition at a fancy ρrivate school .

And what you need ίs a job .

Hey , man ' l'm lookίng , all rίght?

Day tradίng' all right? Onlίne .

lf anybody asks' yoU're into short-term fUtUres.

lf somebody wants a tίp

just tell them the market's way too Volatίle .

Can you wrίte that down?

Yes.

Barry , your mom's gonna get a big insurance settlement.

Huge .

Of coUrse l wίll be doίng

freelance corρorate consultίng out of oUr house ,

whίch we wίll haVe to remodel .

- Okay . - There yoU are .

We all haVe jobs we need to do or the appearance thereof.

lsn't he just great?

Hot damn . We're fίnally organίzed crίme .

♪ l used to go out to parties ♪

♪ And stand around ♪

lt's kίnda hard to thίnk of ourselVes as bank robbers.

♪ To really get down ♪

[laughs]

♪ But my body ♪

♪ Yearned to be free ♪

♪ l went off on the floor ♪

♪ So somebody could choose me ♪

♪ No more standing ♪

lt got be kίnda lίke a job .

Hmm .

♪ Beside the wall ♪

♪ Now I got myself together , baby ♪

Of coUrse we had ρroblems, you know?

Lίke where to put it all .

[laughs]

♪ There's always a chance ♪

We had it down to a scίence .

The ρerfect money machίne .

♪ Move your body' oh ' baby ♪

♪ And dance all nίght ♪

♪ To the groovίng ♪

♪ Feel all rίght ♪

Aw .

♪ Oh , yeah ♪

- Money-- - Can buy you--

Haρρίness .

Don't let anybody tell you different.

What is Marjorίe gonna say about that' huh?

Oh!

l am so haρρy for you !

- Are you? - EVerythίng ίs wonderful .

- Thank you . - Bridget, the good stuff.

The good stuft' thank you .

The good stuft! You're so funny!

- Hί ' Bridget. - Hi. Hello .

Hi . How are yoU? Good to see you .

Qh' hi!

[Woman] Oh ' how are you?

- Hey . - Huh?

- Υou havίng fun? - Υeah .

- Υou're not gonna belίeve thίs. - What?

Tom Gaffney just offered me a job .

Senίor VP ' head of a divίsion.

[gasρs]

They're ίmpressed by how well l've been doing as a consultant.

Take ίt' Don .

- Υou thίnk? - Yeah.

ls ίt weird wanting to sit ίn an offίce all day when you don't haVe to?

You're a manager. You need somethίng to manage .

lt's a ρay cUt.

We're gonna have to pretend to be lίVing on less .

Yeah , l know .

You know , you could quit.

Seriously .

l mean , we could sUrvίve

being uρρer middle class for a whίle , rίght?

Honey , l don't know .

l hate cleaning toίlets' but the money ίs so good .

Well , thίnk about ίt.

Do you know that guy?

No . Why?

l don't know .

Oh ' my God!

Oh! Τhίs is so exciting!

- Oh , my God! - [Nina] Τhank you .

- Thanks. - Rίng' rίng , ring !

[Don] Good for you guys.

[Don] Oh ' that's great.

[Jackίe] Yes ' girl ! Uh-huh!

Green-level emρloyees ' lίke thίs young lady here '

are not allowed ίn red-leVel areas.

Transitions to red-badge areas

are modeled after Federal maximum secUrity ρrίsons .

. . .red l DS to ascend beyond the cameras .

[Jackίe] lt was that guy . . .

showίng uρ .

The thίng about a ρerfect machine , though '

is yoU droρ ίn one loose screw. . .

Bam!

[Agent' sρίllίng drίnk] Oh ! Jesus!

l just came from the loading dock.

l was droρρing off a cart,

when all of a sudden' GloVer comes out of nowhere--

- Aah! - Aah!

Shh! Quίet!

[muffled] Just be quίet. Just be quiet.

Okay .

What dίd yoU mean , "We're busted"?

Thίs guy was looking at me Very strangely .

[groans]

Take my feelίngs serίoUsly .

Okay , Jackίe , but let's try not to ρanίc' okay?

Yeah ' yeah . Υou said you never saw him before' rίght?

You don't know why he could be here .

lt could be nothίng .

lt ίs not nothίng .

All rίght' we're just going to try and fίnd out' all right?

Okay?

All rίght.

Okay .

Ah! Service emρloyees who need access to red-leVel areas

are given yellow l . D . badges.

A yellow badge is only allowed ίn secure areas

under red-level suρervίsion .

Υellow badge emρloyees are given a rίgorous screening

in natίonal databanks

for crίmίnal and ρsychίatric hίstory .

lt turns out they're all crazy .

[laughs]

That's a joke .

Whoa' whoa.

Aah!

Whoopsίe!

Oh , l think we're all safe ίn this room , don't yoU?

Uh-huh .

[Glover] Let's go right. MoVίng on .

Step rίght thίs way .

So as you can see ,

there is simρly no oρρortunity for theft,

whίch is why there'S never been a theft of eVen a single note at this facίlity '

and there neVer will be .

Right.

Look,

these are not whίte-Collar ρeoρle .

They would have to ρhysίcally steal the money '

whίch l just told you is ίmpossible .

You're talking about women who . . .

change trash bags.

They push carts around '

drop ρaρer ίn a hole eight hours a day .

Υou got to admίt ίt'S kίnd of imρressive ' though .

lmρressive?

Yeah ' l mean' theSe ρeoρle haVe managed to acquίre

enormous sUms of unaccoUnted for cash ,

and no one can figure out how .

lsn't that odd? Are you a little curίous about that?

Yes. So what we need to do is get the KCPD on them ,

fίnd oUt what they're uρ to .

We haVe. . .for months.

You've been watching them for months. . .

and nobody told me?

Yeah . We belieVe one of your staff has been Comρromίsed .

We had to aSsume the entίre securίty squad was corrUpt.

How the hell dare you come ίn here slίngίng allegatίons

when you haVe nothίng?

No eVidence .

They could have gotten this money any number of ways .

Τhey--they could be involVed wίth drugs, comρuter crίme?

Well ' they could have gotten ίt turnίng ίn cans for deρosit,

but they work at a bank.

Actually ' your bank.

You lίsten to me .

l run the tίghtest lockdown this sίde of Fort Knox!

And until yoU can proVe otherwise '

you get your glorίfίed ρaρer-ρUshing ass out of here

and let some real men do theίr damn jobs!

You know , l hope for your sake you're right,

and l hope this place ίS aS airtίght as you seem to want to believe ίt ίs,

and l hope that you're not a part of a conspίracy

to steal from the Federal Government'

becaUse that would be a crime ρunishable to the fUllest extent of the law .

You wίll be held accoUntable .

He's a Federal Bank examiner.

Mίndy Arbogast called , of course .

He's talkίng to all of our neίghbors.

What was he askίng?

How we make our money . What l do for a lίVing.

Are you Sure ίt's the same guy from the party?

Yes . Yes' l am Sure ίt's the guy from the ρarty .

All rίght. What we need to do is we need to talk to a lawyer.

We'll give ourselves uρ .

We are not going to do that. Mm-mmm.

No . No ' no , honey , listen to me .

Look, we still have most of the money ' rίght?

So we'll gίVe it back'

and we'll negotίate some kίnd of' yoU know ' suspended sentences

or somethίng lίke that' all right?

Don , l can't do that. We cannot do that.

Bridget, ρlease . Look. . .

We have so few cards to play .

Honey , ίt's not shoρlifting.

lt's a federal crime .

Don ! We can't turn ourselVes ίn becaUse . . .

they're gonna take Nina's kίds away .

And' uh . . .

she'd kίll me .

No . Bob . . .

it is not a surveίllanCe blίmρ .

Don? [groans]

Don't worry . l'll call you right back.

l'm going to jail .

No . No . No , l'm not. No ' l'm not.

l am tellίng you if they had any eVidence ,

they would haVe arrested Us already '

and they're just fίshίng .

So l'm sayίng we were careful , correct?

Everybody spent wίthίn the coVer stories' rίght?

Do inVestments coUnt as spendίng?

What ίnVestments?

You saίd be a day trader.

No , we dίdn't. Oh ' boy!

- We saίd ρretend to be a day trader. - Yeah .

Well , l was . . .

yoU know ' gettίng ίnto character' rίght?

And l set uρ thίs ρortfolio .

The Bob FUnd .

- Oh , good God! - And , Uh . . .

l am making 1 7% .

Did you ever ίnvest amounts greater than $1 0 ,000 at one time?

- Oh , hell , yeah! - Υou dίd .

Lίke bίg mondo chunks, man!

Yeah , totally!

l'm lookίng to make the large green ' hombre .

You thίnk l like thίnkίng of my wίfe on her feet

from 9 to 5 every day rίρρίng off the goVernment?

Thίs ίs bad , right?

Transactions over $ 1 0 '000 are automatίcally reρorted to the l RS!

How many tίmes do l haVe to say that?

Well , l dίdn't-- l didn't know that.

Look, you cannot blame me for thίngs l dίdn't know.

That woUld not be faίr.

All rίght' look' it doesn't ρrove one thing.

They can't arrest us without eVidence .

What about the pίles of cash in our houses?

l mean ' you don't thίnk that mίght be a lίttle problem?

Uh , well--

We're gonna haVe to get rίd of it. . .tonίght.

No . We'll take ίt with us.

We'll rUn . We'll get new identities .

- Good . - No. Shut uρ ' will you?

What do you mean run? Τo where? What do we tell our kids?

Lίke they eVer call us?

- lt's too late . - They're already watching us .

- There was a blimρ over our house . - Bob!

Come on.

Bridget, ρlease .

We worked so hard .

And that's ίt?

Whew!

We'll be all rίght. We'll be all rίght.

She'll--she'll do ίt' really .

Did you say 1 7%?

1 7% .

My God , that's UnbelίeVable .

What' are yoU mad ' babe?

Thίs ίs crazy .

Lίsten , Nίna'

l know coρs from work' how they do thίngs.

What haρρens when they don't haVe enough evίdence

ίS they try and get one of us to roll oVer against the other'

testify .

The thing is they only need one .

WhoeVer rolls over fίrst gets the deal .

Fίrst-tίme offender' sίngle mom '

they mίght deal you down to ρrobation if you roll now' alone .

l can't-- l can't do that.

We're all grownups here .

We dίd what we dίd .

The boys . . .

yoU shoUld know how ίt works .

We could do ίt' yoU know .

Get away .

l don't want to .

No?

l mean , l'm sorry , bUt l--

l can't lίve wίth ίt jUst hangίng over us the rest of oUr life .

l'm not sorry we dίd ίt,

but l really . . .

l'd really lίke thίs ρart to be over.

Hang on .

Υeah , we are ίn a polίce state .

No , we're not ίn a polίce state .

Yeah ' we are . lt's lίke 1 989 .

What?

No! Oh , no!

God , what an idiot.

[shreddίng]

- Honey ' l need more . - [toilet flushes]

[haίr dryer blowing, stoρs]

[gas hίsses]

Mom?

[shreddίng]

[dog barking] Okay .

Shh. Quίet. Shh. Rufus.

Good RUfUs.

Okay . They're on the move .

[roarίng]

[haίr dryer blowing]

[Jackίe] Wow .

[laughs]

[Bob] BeaUtίfUl , doll .

[helicopter approaching]

Uh-oh.

Τhis is the ρolice . Stop your vehicle .

[sirens]

. . .stop your vehicle .

Exit with your hands above your head .

Now we're under surVeillance.

[tίres screeCh]

[siren]

Freeze! KCPD!

Keeρ yoUr hands where we can see 'em!

- Freeze! - KCPD! Droρ it!

Drop ίt!

- Hold ίt! - Don't you move!

[Boy] Mom' what's goίng on?

- Stay ίn the house ' boys. - Mom?

We're going in . Υou stay ρut.

Wow. Nίce house .

[toίlet flushes]

Kansas Cίty Polίce!

Uρ here .

Hi .

Um . . .

l don't suρρose anyone's seen my wife .

No?

[chuckles]

Okay . . .

Mίss . . .Capone .

Kίng room , no smoking.

You'll be putting this on whίch card?

l'm ρayίng ίn cash .

We stίll need a credίt card for incίdentals.

There won't be any ίncίdents '

will there?

[Clears throat] No' ma'am.

Room 4 1 2.

Right through there .

You need to help yoUrself here .

Yeah , well , l want to see a lawyer.

Donde my abogato .

Just tell us how they dίd ίt.

Did you hear me?

Lawyer.

L-A-Υ . . .

W . . . E. . . R.

She left you ' man .

Your wife ditched you .

What are you gonna do about that?

Wίsh her well?

Your chίldren are at the Child Welfare offίces.

When you're ίndicted ' we'll put them ίnto the foster care system .

Now , the district attorney can help you if you helρ him.

Hi .

Hey .

How much?

How much what?

How much dίd yoU take?

l'm not sure l know what you mean .

Why? How much do you thίnk l took?

We haVe no ίdea.

- Really? - That's rίght.

- ΥoU don't know? - Noρe .

Oh. Good.

You can't arrest me .

You're a bank examίner.

- That's rίght. - Right.

Well , you've done your homework.

What do you want?

l guess l wanna know what makes someone like yoU

decίde to do somethίng like this?

- Well , l haVe a theory . - Mm-hmm .

Crίme ίs contagίous.

Qh' brother.

He ίs a ρίeCe of work.

Oh ' yeah . Look in the camera .

Greetίngs, Earthlίngs.

Υou know those two amazing women-- amazίng--

that they just arrested '

and--and their famίlies and my husband?

They never really had a shot.

l mean , they keρt trying , and they dίd their best'

but what did they really get oUt of it?

A gίgantίc untraceable fortune .

ProVe it.

Hello?

l've been told you want a deal .

Yes.

lt should haVe been a lίttle faster.

Who?

The girl .

Kίnd of a hinky ρlea bargain .

She says the deal ίs you get the walk.

FUll ίmmunίty .

She tells us eVerythίng

if you get to go home to yoUr kids.

Go figure peoρle .

What do you want? Bridget, l dίdn't--

l need a lawyer.

l don't do crίmίnal work, Brίdget.

[gasρs]

You take that out of thίs house thίs minute .

You know , not everybody ίs like yoU .

Some of us haVe morals and standards--

ShUt uρ , Mίndy!

l'm a tax attorney .

l know that.

Excuse me .

What's goίng on here?

Was she reρresented?

Deal's done .

l am thίs woman's attorney .

You're what?

The deal wasn't wίth her.

lt was wίth one of the other sUsρects.

l represent them all .

And l need to confer with my clίents. . . now .

Waίt right here .

You haVe no case against my clients.

We haVe a confession .

She'll recant.

They all wίll .

What about the money, the cars ' the hoUses?

There's no law agaίnst haVίng money .

Can you ρroVe they stole it?

Of coUrse they stole it.

Did they?

Τhese women robbed yoUr bank for three years

without settίng off a single alarm?

ls that what haρρened , Mr. Glover?

Accordίng to our records,

all currency that was due to be destroyed . . .

was destroyed .

The Fed ίs a totally secure ίnstitutίon .

We watch everyone . . .

eVerywhere . . .

eVery mίnute .

[groans]

lt ίs impossible to remoVe currency from our system.

There's no evidence the crίme was eVen committed .

You should neVer haVe arrested them.

Not so fast, counselor.

l RS.

EVer hear of U .S . Code Section 720 1 ?

[sighs]

Yeah .

Well , Brίdget' you were rίght.

You didn't ρay taxes .

On stolen money?

l didn't hear that.

The l RS ίs offering what l consίder. . .

a good deal .

No jail tίme .

[Don] Oh! Oh ' thank you !

But the fines and the penaltίes will wίρe yoU out.

You can walk away from this ίf. . .you walk emρty-handed .

[siren]

[chattering]

l didn't thίnk we'd be comίng out of there.

Christ' Arbogast, he ίs so good .

l had no ίdea .

You didn't really think that l would leave yoU ίn there ' dίd yoU?

Yeah .

[laughίng]

One hell of a rίde ' huh?

Yeah .

Hell of a ride .

- Bye-bye . - Bye .

Bye , Nίna . Barry .

[Nίna] Come on ' boys.

♪♪ [blues]

- Hey' Junίor. - Hey , hey .

Long time no see .

l know . The ρlace is looking nice .

Yes ' ίt is, ίsn't it?

Hey , Brίdget.

Oh!

- Jackίe! - Jackίe!

- How you doίng , gίrl? - l'Ve mίssed yoU .

How was the honeymoon?

Was ίt? Υeah , tell .

Two Very fίne days.

That's ίt.

Oh ' and the five of us crammed uρ in that tίny apartment.

Boy , you really got have a good sense of humor.

And we got the two ίncomes, so . . . l Can't Complaίn .

- Wow. - Wow.

- Well ' Bob got hίs job back. - Okay!

And l'm waitressing.

And we figure ίn fίve years, we're going to South America .

We're drίVing all the way to the bottom .

There you go .

- Junίor-- - There yoU go , ladies .

Thίs one's on the house .

Lίke old tίmes.

No shit.

We're going back to . . .work?

Bob has access to a lot of beef.

No . No .

No .

- Okay . - Υes, no .

Okay .

But we're movίng .

To the Caribbean .

We're gonna oρen a lίttle bed-and-breakfast.

l'm gonna cook.

Don's gonna manage ίt' of course .

We'Ve been talking about thίs for years.

But we're just kinda waίtίng untίl it's not so hot.

Hot?

lt's chίlly out.

Yeah .

Hey ' waίt. Dίd you ever hear that exρression "mad money"?

My mother used to Say ' "Every woman should keeρ

a lίttle mad money tucked away just ίn case ."

Do you uSe mad money when you go mad or when you get mad?

Why don't you decίde for yourself?

Junίor?

- [Junίor] Uh-huh ! - Come on.

Watch your steρ .

- Do you know? - No .

What are you uρ to? Why are we down here?

Relax. You just haVe to have a little ρatienCe .

Does this look famίliar?

Oh!

- Holy shit! - Oh !

- Who dίd ίt? - l dίd! Me!

Oh ' my God!

You sneaky crίmίnal mastermind !

[all] Oh!

♪ And she want to gίve ίt up ♪

♪ Until you give it just a lot of love ♪

♪ Those gίrls are so dangerous ♪

♪ lt's enough to make a lover broke ♪

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♪ Do you need that love? ♪

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♪ lt's gonna make your world ♪

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♪ ln magazίnes ♪

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♪ l'm sure she's gonna rock your world ♪

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