Original subtitles

(Ban Yu-Ra: Conservative girl, Kim Nam-ho's female friend)

(Knowing Beast Kim Nam-ho: Huge fan of Son Heung-min, Ban Yu-ra's male friend)

What the heck! Don't touch me!

Gosh.

Jeez.

- Yu-Ra. - Damn it.

(Best friend: Kang Da-hyun Ex-boyfriend: Song Yi-joon)

Come on. What's wrong with you?

We're dating. That means we can kiss.

Yu-Ra, I don't think I can date you anymore.

What? Are you dumping me?

Are you two...

dating?

W-Well...

Yeah.

I'm sorry!

Why would you apologize? It's been a month since we split.

I need to change first.

We'll talk about this later.

Congrats.

When did you guys start dating?

Um...

- It's been 20 days. - 20 days?

Are you mad?

What are you talking about? Why would I be mad?

You are mad.

I was going to tell you first, but Yi-joon said he really likes me.

You don't have to feel bad at all. And I'm sincerely happy for you.

You mean it?

Totally. You two make a cute couple.

Then can we tell everyone that we're dating?

Of course!

(Adult Trainee)

Why the heck is Yi-joon cheering for our class?

Oh my god! Is the popular Song Yi-joon dating Kang Da-hyun?

Song Yi-joon and Kang Da-hyun are dating!

Kang Da-hyun from class 3 and Song Yi-joon from class 4 are dating!

The Song-Kang couple?

- They're doing PDA. - Poor Yu-Ra!

That's too much! This isn't some American TV show!

We're in Korea!

I'm not surprised. Song Yi-joon's PDA is on another level.

Damn. Yu-Ra must be pissed off.

I don't care about them at all.

Even if my ex is dating my bestie, I'm going to stay cool.

I'm so freaking cool.

I'm going to coolly win.

Because I'm totally fine.

Hurry up!

Hurry!

Yu-Ra!

Are you okay?

Would it be embarrassing to get up or stay down?

Is she dead?

- Yu-Ra! - Yu-Ra!

I think I lost the chance to get up.

Take out your camera! Take pictures of them!

Ditch the baton.

Gosh!

Yu-Ra! Yu-Ra!

Yu-Ra!

Oh no!

What if Yu-Ra doesn't wake up?

The nurse said she'd get up soon.

Her forehead landed right on the baton!

Darn it!

What if she has a concussion?

You're too scared, baby.

Oh, please.

This is all my fault.

She was so mad at me that she fell flat on her face.

What the f-!

Yu-Ra!

Da-hyun.

Yu-Ra!

I want to be alone.

Oh... okay...

And...

I'm not mad.

Are you dumping me?

Yeah. I don't want to date a conservative girl like you.

I want a girlfriend who grants my hand the freedom to get physically close with her.

I hope you'll be happy with a boy who is just as conservative as you are.

Of course, it won't be easy to find someone with a mindset like that.

Ugh!

God.

Hey.

- Copying Indian style? - Yeah. Namaste, you jerk.

Hey.

- Hey! - What?

- Damn, you've got a temper. - What do you want?

- My mom wants you to take some kimchi.

You little punk.

- You mad about something? - No!

Is it because of Kang Da-hyun and Song Yi-joon?

I'm mad because of environmental pollution!

I'm annoyed because of endless problems in the Middle East!

And I'm freaking pissed off because innocent people are dying!

God! Jeez!

When will there be peace in this world?

- Argh! - What the heck?

- Talk about disgraceful. - Today's legendary video.

If that baton got stuck in her forehead...

Chupa Chups!

They're so rude! How can they bad-mouth someone who got hurt?

I'm going to report them all. Report. Report.

- Kim Nam-ho is so cool. - He's boyfriend material.

- Check out his body! - His face is a genre itself.

- Are they dating? - No, they're just good friends.

If they date, it'd make history!

History, my foot!

Song Yi-joon dumped her.

Kang Da-hyun stabbed her in the back.

Then she fell flat on the front of her head.

Want to get some tteokbokki before we go home?

I'm not that hungry.

- Come on, let's go! - Maybe next time.

Please! Let's go eat! Come on!

Why don't you just go with Yi-joon?

I mean, why would you ask me when you can ask your boyfriend?

By any chance, are you not over him yet?

What are you saying? It's not like that!

Yi-joon said he ended things with you, so I thought you were completely over him.

He told me you two weren't anything special, so I just believed him.

If our relationship bothers you that much, we'll wait.

- Until you get a boyfriend... - No, I just...

Baby.

Joon!

I have a boyfriend!

- What? - Huh?

- What? - Really? Who is it?

If they date, it'd make history!

Kim Nam-ho.

Kim Nam-ho?

God, he's definitely going to say no!

Jeez!

- (7 years ago) - Let's play.

- No. - (4 years ago)

- Let's hang out! - No!

(2 years ago)

Now that you can't play soccer, let's hang out!

Hey!

(Son Heung-min)

Come to the rooftop right now.

God!

I became a loser who handed over her ex to her best friend!

On top of that, people have been teasing me about this.

How am I going to fix my reputation?

Are you some kind of celebrity?

No one cares about your reputation.

Out of all the girls at our school, I have the most followers.

I'm all over Instagram right now!

Which brings me to my point...

Do...

you...

want to...

pretend to go out with me?

- Ugh. - Are you out of your mind?

Dating is out of the question, but let's just pretend we are.

- Get lost! - Hey.

Just look at us. We're like a Hollywood couple.

This totally screams "romance"!

You're a lunatic.

That's why we need to pretend to date? You and me?

At least you're easy on the eyes.

- Do you still have feelings for Yi-joon? - Hell no!

I dumped him, okay?

So you do have feelings for him.

Quit putting words in my mouth! I said no!

I'm going to make sure everyone knows that I got a boyfriend first.

So what if we pretend to date?

What's in it for me?

Honor?

Beat it.

(To Yu-jae: Yu-jae, call me when you're out of the military - Heung-min)

You know my brother went to the marines, right?

And that he got close to Son Heung-min during training, right?

Heung-min's fingerprints are on this?

Probably his sweat, too.

If you pretend we're dating for 100 days, I'll give you this.

(kkang_da_hyun and 1,369 people liked your post.)

(#Kim Nam-ho #Ban Yu-Ra)

What's the difference between dating and pretending to date?

No PDA.

- No PDA? - No PDA.

- Holding hands? - Nope.

- Arms? - No.

Hugs, pecks, kisses, and physical touching are forbidden.

You conservative girl.

'Girl, hey conservative girl!'

'The conservative one!'

What are you saying? Who are you calling "conservative"?

You wanna die?

We're not really dating, but you're putting up a wall.

You're the one who said no PDA.

- Don't cross the line. - Are you kidding me?

I'm not you. I don't have any rated R thoughts.

You haven't even gotten past the rated pg-13 stage.

It'd be better for you to go back to Joseon and date Mencius.

Mencius isn't even from Joseon.

And I told you to quit making dad jokes.

Yu-Ra!

Make sure you play your part.

Worry about yourself. Hide your jealousy.

Shut up. I told you I'm not jealous.

Seriously? You two are really dating?

Well, it just happened.

Oh my gosh! You two look so cute together!

When did you guys start dating?

About a month ago?

But why didn't you tell me?

I just thought it was rude to start dating someone

new right after you broke up with your ex.

I didn't. My baby felt really bad though.

You don't have to feel sorry anymore.

I'm super excited!

We should hang out together! How about we go on a double date after school?

- Sure. - Let's go!

Darn it.

"Sure"? Are you for real?

Let's discuss the stratum, the layer of sedimentary rock.

Through this, we can understand the

environment and gauge the overturned strata.

Let's move on.

Cross-bedding structure.

It is the sedimentary structure in which the upper and lower

stratification surfaces are not parallel but alternated.

It is produced where the direction of shallow water or wind changes frequently.

The cross-bedding structure, which has not been reversed,

has a concave layered surface that is pointed downward.

The lower part has a gentle slope compared to the upper part.

Wanna go to a room cafe later?

Sure!

Aren't you buying too much food?

This is all included in the admission fee.

Oh.

- You've never been to a room cafe before? - Of course I have!

It's my first time here, but there are more snacks.

- What are you doing? Come on. - Okay.

Did you have fun?

(Couple Marble)

(Kidult Jenga)

I thought she wanted to go on a double date. What's this?

You didn't really want to hang out with them, did you?

What? What's wrong with that? I'm freaking cool.

Gosh.

Darn it!

- No! They'll hear us! - It's fine. It's soundproof.

Soundproof, my foot! More like Dolby Atmos.

It's not soundproof...

If you scream now, what will they think?

That you're jealous.

- Right? - I said you can't!

- It's okay. - Yi-joon!

It's fine. It's fine.

Kim Nam-ho, don't do this!

What the hell is your problem? Have you gone mad?

We did it yesterday, too! Let's take a break today!

Hey, it tickles!

Hey!

(Time to face reality.)

Don't overdo it.

What?

Your terrible acting skills.

It's freaking obvious you've never done it before.

- I know the basics. - You obviously got it from movies.

"Nam-ho, don't do this!"

- Were we hiking? - Knock it off.

"It tickles!" Did you get bitten by a mosquito?

I said, cut it out!

Tomorrow at 8. You know, right?

Yeah.

You're dead if you're late.

Oh my god.

I must be out of my mind.

Whatcha' lookin at?

Are you a pervert?

That little...

You're crazy.

Stalker.

Cut the crap.

- You. - What?

- Don't look at me! - She's at it again.

- Quit looking at me. - What do you want?

- Piss off. - Are you insane?

I'm not gonna give you the autographed ball!

Get lost.

We're not even really dating, so do we have to celebrate our anniversary?

They're at 30 days and we're at 40. It's a group event.

Why do you guys always want to do everything together?

Because we're besties.

You two are friends?

She's dating your ex, and you're not even talking to her.

And now you're pretending to date me because your ego is bruised.

Girls have complicated friendships.

My mind is getting freaking complicated.

Oh my god. How can they do that in front of everyone?

I want to take a picture there, too!

Let's just go ride a rollercoaster.

Let's take a picture!

Taking a memorable photo in front of the carousel is all the rage!

Let's go! Let's go!

- Wow! - Oh my gosh.

- Everyone is taking pictures like that. - God, I hate things like this!

You think I don't?

- We'll just take a picture for them. - Sounds good.

- Awww! - I'm jealous!

- They're so cute! - They're picture perfect!

- So cool! - You guys look great!

- What about you guys? - We're good.

Why? We came all the way here! Go!

Go on!

What's going on? Are you two social distancing?

Get closer to each other!

What's up with you guys? Are you even dating?

Come on! Just go if you're not going to take a picture!

Yeah, get moving.

- Can't you see we're waiting? - I know.

This is boring.

Make it quick. Got it?

I'm not going to give you the ball that Son Heung-min signed.

What? It looks like they're really gonna do it.

- You're really gonna kiss me? - Don't move.

- Ugh, come on. - That's no fun.

Of course, it won't be easy to find someone with a mindset like that.

I'm really sorry. Okay?

I got too absorbed in my role.

Forget it.

I don't want to do this anymore.

You always say you want to quit.

For an athlete, you have no endurance.

Why are you getting mad? I'm the one who suffered here.

What do you mean "suffer"? You freaking enjoyed it!

You're the one who gave it your all with your tongue.

I did not! That was you!

- Shut up! I just used my tongue to defend myself. - Wow.

- You freaking attacked me with it. - Whatever.

I'm done here.

We just kissed! How can you quit now?

You didn't kiss me! You inhaled me!

- Anyway, they saw us do it. - Just say we broke up.

Hey!

Gosh.

Ouch!

Ow!

What are you doing?

Don't move. It has to be iced.

It's cold.

I'm helping you. Why are you getting annoyed?

Don't you remember? When you got hurt, I waited on

you hand and foot because your mom was too busy.

You were always annoyed and acted really mean to me.

I let you whine about not being able to play soccer.

Compared to that, this is nothing.

If you're grateful, just say thank you.

Quit trying to act cool.

Do they bother you that much?

Shut up! It's not like that.

Why would you be hung over on a jerk like that?

You wanna die?

I told you I'm over him.

Rather than being into me, Yi-joon seemed to

be more interested in the fact that I was a girl.

That's why there are more bad memories than good ones.

But...

he's my first love.

He was my first boyfriend.

I'm irritated that he can forget about me so easily.

When I see them being all lovey-dovey in front of me,

I feel...

smaller than the dust bunnies in my room.

People have different speeds in life.

It's just faster for Yi-joon.

And it's just slower for you.

That's what upsets me.

Let's go. Ouch!

Jeez.

Get on my back.

No, thanks.

Are you gonna fly home then?

Just get on. Hurry up.

Was this punk's back always so wide?

Ever since field day,

you've been using me as transportation.

That wasn't my intention.

You know you're totally breaking the "no touching" rule, right?

I'm even carrying you on my back now.

Don't you think we need to settle things once and for all?

- But Nam-ho... - Yeah?

I'm sorry.

So you admit you're wrong, right?

It's not that. I really have to go.

- Go where? - I really have to go to the toilet!

Damn it!

I knew you were eating too much ice!

What do you think you're doing?

Wait here. I'll call your mom.

My parents went to a funeral.

Are you trying to kill me today?

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Nam-ho.

Yeah?

You're still there, right?

What do you want?

Don't go.

Why not?

Don't tell me you're scared to be home alone.

You're not a little kid!

It's not that...

- You have to help me out of here. - Crap!

What?

- What are you looking at? - I wasn't looking at anything!

You must think you're R-rated material, but to me, you're nothing but G-rated!

You're a freaking Disney movie!

You sure about that? If I put my mind to it, you'll be begging me for more.

Jeez.

You think I'm on the same level as those girls you hook up with?

What are you doing?

Get off.

What are you gonna do?

What?

What do you want?

Why are you closing your eyes?

Gosh.

Use this for now.

I have an ice pack at home, so I'll bring it to you tomorrow.

Don't move the ice just because it gets in the way. Keep it on all night long.

Or else, you won't be able to walk tomorrow either.

Hey, Nam-ho.

Thanks...

for today.

Conservative girl.

What was that?

Hey!

Why'd you leave first?

Because I woke up early.

- Do you feel better? - Yup.

You should keep icing it though.

What?

What are you looking at?

It's strange.

The guy friend I treated as a wild beast...

is starting to look like a beastly man.

What do I do?

It feels like someone put a filter over my eyes.

(Adult Trainee)

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