All language subtitles for Planeta.Singli.2016

THE WOLF

WORLD ACCORDING TO THE WOLF

Ladies and gentlemen, the one and
only Tomek "The Wolf" Wilczynski!

Good evening, I'm Tomek Wilczynski
and this is my co-host Angela!

The most overhyped day of the year!
Everyone have a Happy Valentines!

And a close-up on Tomek... now.

Who came up with these holidays symbols?
Were they high?

Take Easter for example.

A magical bunny... laying eggs...
made of chocolate?

Valentine's Day is at least coherent.

Flowers, hearts,
a romantic comedy at the cinema...

And then an awkward blow job.

For you, I'd skip the movie.

Shoot. My battery's at 5%.

This is pointless.
Who goes on Internet dates?

- Normal people don't meet on the web.
- So me and Bogdan, we're not normal?

You're an exception.

I want to meet someone in a normal way.

Put on your white turtleneck,
brush your teeth, smile

and go meet that...
what's his name?

Ant_Man.

- Yeah, but what's his name?
- See?

- I don't even know his name.
- Darling, relax.

It's a first date, not marriage counseling.

You'll get the laptop
once you help your mother.

And remember,

you don't get a second shot
at making the first impression.

Tomorrow you're going to help your
mother at the salon and that's final!

She's not my mother!
Stop calling her that!

My mother's a lawyer,
not some dumb hairdresser!

She left us because of you.

Pardon me, darling,
I'm on the phone.

I hate you both!

I'll call you later, ok?

It's only temporary. She'll probably
be fired within a week, as usual.

What did you say?

Now that was not funny.

Hi, morn.

Here are your groceries and mail.

Happy Valentine's Day.

What's there to be happy about?

Yeah, right.

- Bye, morn. I'm off.
- Where to? In the middle of the night?

- It's 9 p.m. I'm seeing someone.
- Whom?

I have a right to know who
you're meeting at night!

I'm almost thirty!

Good evening.

- How can I help you?
- I have a reservation for two.

Name, please?

Ant_Man.

No such name.

I'm sorry.

Do you have many reservations for 9.30PM?

- One.
- Well, that's ours.

There you are.

It's Women's Day in three weeks.
70% of your audience is women.

Awesome

Got any plans?

So stop insulting them.

Not with you, asshole.

- Ls Beata angry?
- Which Beata?

I'm not sure.

You fucked her sister.

See? You don't even realize...

Should we start you off
with something to drink?

I'm still waiting for someone.

In that case I'll be waiting
with bated breath.

They're women. They're mothers.
Or they will be one day.

Sisters, wives, daughters, grandmothers,
heads of networks,

keep ridiculing them
or you'll lose your audience.

He's not coming.

OK, just figure it out.

Hi.

Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic.

These are good.

A little heavy on the garlic, though...

Ant_Man?

Ant_Man?

Your first Internet date.

Fifth.

If it was your fifth, you'd say
it was your first.

Because after the third, you realise
how embarrassing it is.

- It's not embarrassing.
- It's not?

You're not embarrassed that someone
stood you up on Valentine's Day?

Listen, Kasia.

Ama.

What do you say
we go somewhere else?

Now?

I wanted to eat something first,
but if you're this eager...

Funny.

But no thanks.

Tomek Wilczynski?

God, I love your show.

- Could I get a photo?
- Sure.

Would you mind?

Come here.

Done.

If you need anything,
we're over there.

I've got my eyes on you.

Work, work, work.
I need a vacation.

What were we talking about?

Ok, so chicks are fawning over you.

I'm not.

And my guy's just a bit late.
Something probably came up.

You'd rather talk first? Okay.

So what do you do, Ann'?

- I teach.
- Seriously? Teach what?

Music.

- At the conservatory?
- No. At school.

Elementary.

Okay, it's starting to make sense now.

Oh yeah?

What is?

You wanted to be a musician.
Maybe even a composer, or a conductor.

You dreamed of conducting
the Berlin Philharmonic,

with the German Chancellor
in the first row.

But it didn't work out.

You ended up in school.
Hating it.

What musician would want to teach
some tone-deaf brats?

Banged-up instruments,
stuffy classrooms...

- Besides, you're what, 30?
- 27.

Exactly! 37, with all these kids around,
and none of them yours.

Why?
Because you have no kids.

Why?
Well, who would you have them with?

At work you're surrounded
by other frustrated losers.

Your clock is ticking, you try to keep
your head up, but you're terrified

that no one will ever love you

and you're destined
to grow old and die alone.

No, I need to change something.

So you go on an Internet date.

Because being alone
on Valentines - pathetic.

And you know what?

That guy actually did come here.

Walked in that door, saw you,

sensed your desperation and figured...

he'd get more action at home with
a 6-pack and a good internet connection.

Well? Did I get it right?

So, off we go?

- Listen, asshole.
- Tomek.

You don't get shit.
You're like this to me.

The only big thing
about you is your ego.

Men used to have honor, principles,
they conquered the world for women

they were chivalrous,
like knights on white horses.

But what would you know about that?
All you know are stupid lines like:

“Hey, I'm a celebrity, let's do a selfie
and go to my place, cause I'm awesome!”

I'd rather die alone than
go home with a creep like you.

Miss...

- Miss Ania!
- Yes?

Look.

Let's imagine it's our G.

Hey-

That's all for today.
You did great.

Wonderful.

- Hello, principal.
- Hello, Ela.

- Making progress, isn't she.
- We'd make more with a working piano.

Sure, that's the first thing I'll get
when I win the lottery.

That's not why I'm here.

You're going to have to rehearse
in the gymnasium.

- Work it out with the new PE teacher.
- You promised me a new room.

How am I supposed
to prepare the concert there?

I don't have a new room,
and I need this one.

Besides, do you know how much it costs
to support your music program?

- It costs a lot.
- I know.

Could we at least just fix the piano?

I already told you
we do not have the budget.

I'd gladly buy you one
myself, if I could.

But I can't. Get it?

I don't have any money.

Not a dime.

What I do have is a wife,
and a daughter.

One is glued to the Internet,
taking selfies all day,

and the other can't hold down
a job for a month

because she thinks
she's an artist!

A fucking artist!

And she thinks it's some incredible
work of art she's creating

when it's really just a goddamn haircut!

- Bogdan...
- What?!

I'm sorry.

Mr. Malinowski, Miss Kwiatkowska.
Get acquainted, I'm off.

Good day.

- Is he always like this?
- Problems at home.

- Piotr.
- Ania.

Nice one.

I used to have a band, I wanted
to earn my living that way.

- Life had other plans.
- You played the bass?

- The saxophone.
- But that's a bass clef.

Yeah, I realised the next morning.

- So how do we deal with the gymnasium?
- We'll work something out.

So you got stood up by some Ant_Man,
propositioned by the sexiest guy on TV,

and made a complete ass out of yourself
all in the same night? Impressive.

- Could you tone it down a bit?
- Yes, of course, pardon me.

Is he as... sit still... as cute
in person as he is on TV?

I'd totally bang him!

- Pardon me?
- Grab the broom, Zoska.

- He's the biggest jerk I've ever met.
- You haven't met my boss then.

Now toss your head back...

look at this volume.

And voila!

- The new, incredible you.
- Beautiful.

What's this?!

Well, the new incredible you?

Where is my long black hair?

In the trash?

You really look much better now.
Brighter, younger, even thinner...

Miss... I asked you to just trim
my split ends and refresh my color.

Yes, and I refreshed that black.
Now it's a fresh, modern auburn.

I didn't ask for a fresh, modern auburn.

I told you no one wears their hair
like that anymore! It's out of style!

Excuse me? What do you mean:
out of style?!

She wanted to say that you now
have a future look.

I didn't want that!

I thought you liked the future, your
last hairdo was from Planet of the Apes!

Amateurs! You don't deserve me!

Fired me after three days?

I'm the best damn
hairdresser they ever had!

- I know, amateurs.
- Help us, Zosia.

What now?
Bogdan will kill me when he finds out.

And he probably will.

- I won't say a thing.
- And what will I do tomorrow?

I'll leave you my keys
under the doormat.

Really? You're a lifesaver.

WORLD ACCORDING TO THE WOLF

Out of all the orgasms I had recently,

the biggest one came today
when I saw the calendar.

International Women's Day!

Modern world's greatest achievement.

Congratulations!

Asshole.

Women have everything.

They're strong! Ambitious!
Unhappy and obviously single!

I'm terribly sorry. I can explain.

Too late.

unhappy women scare men away!

I recently met an interesting
example of the modern woman

on her first Internet date in her
natural habitat - the singles bar.

Meet Hania!

You broke the record by waiting
for 2 hours, here's your diploma.

No, thank you.
I'm still waiting for someone.

Yes, but do they know you are?

Let me help you.
What will you have?

A knight conquering the world for women.

- Are you watching this?
- He can't do that!

- Well, he actually can...
- He can't abuse people like that!

And he has a white horse...

- Jesus. A white horse?
- Well... yeah, a white horse...

Now... this is embarrassing.

Pardon me, that dish is not on the menu.

May I suggest a businessman
with no time for his family,

an artist without a horse or a penny

or a smoking hot beefcake
with a horse's brains.

- Which one do you choose?
- None of them!

We didn't fight for equal rights just so...

- I'm not like that at all.
- Well... you kind of are.

What do I do?
Everyone will laugh at me.

Relax, no one will recognize you.

Then... I don't know who would be right.

I told you, you look great
in that turtleneck.

Excuse me a moment.

- Hi, Ania
- Hi.

- So, about that gymnasium...
- What were you guys talking about?

The Wolf's show.

- Really. You watch that show as well?
- Sometimes.

Yesterday he had this funny puppet,

this helpless,
bespectacled... pathetic...

Why pathetic?
Maybe she just had principles?

So you watched it too?

A bit. You can't fault a puppet
for having standards.

But she talked like my grandmother.

Maybe your grandma is smart! Too bad men
today aren't more like our grandfathers!

But my grandfather was an asshole.

- Marcel, relax.
- We're gonna get cancelled!

Trust me, women love being insulted.

- Not this woman.
- Which woman?

The independent, consciously childless,

professionally fulfilled, 59-year-old
feminist icon who heads our network.

- Is the icon in?
- Yes, she is... she's with someone now.

We'll wait.

I warned you to tone it down.

I'm not being paid to tone it down.

Besides, it was so funny I was
still laughing when I got home.

You and your Neanderthal followers.
She'll fire us, you'll see.

Thank you very much,
that's fantastic news!

Have fun doing your shit TV!

Fucking puppets!

Good bye!

Bring them in, please.

Of course.

The Director will see you now.

- Maybe we should wait a bit...
- Come on.

Let me read you something:

“Your network has reached a new low.

Wilczynski is a sexist
and a chauvinist pig.

I hope you cancel his pathetic show."

- First, let me start by saying...
- We received two thousand e-mails

and got five thousand comments
on our profile.

Please don't pull the show.

I've decided to move you to Prime Time.
On the main network, instead of Rafal.

Of course you'll need
to make some changes.

Bigger budgets mean more responsibility.

Aneta, ask Jacek in.

I hope you understand. We need a producer
at the helm with some real experience.

But I am the producer...

Hello, Tomek.
It's a pleasure.

- Hello, Marcin.
- Marcel.

And of course you need to give people
what they want, what they like.

We actually have some great ideas...

Hania, and the things you said about
love and romanticism, that was a hit!

That's what we're after.

Yeah, but it was more of
a one-off thing, she's too boring...

Tomek...

you'll think of something,
you're creative.

Sure thing.

Step it up now! Good!

What are they doing here?

Look at that four-eyed one.

- Enough! What was that?!
- Everything ok?

PE is over, hit the locker room!

You're staying here.
Five push-ups.

We're okay.

Stand up, please.

Great.

Yes, mom.
I'll be there in an hour.

I know. I was at work. Bye.

Hey, Ania.

You really are a music teacher.
How quaint.

- Get lost.
- Wait up, I need to talk to you.

I don't have time.
Not for you!

- You made me a laughing stock!
- I did? Come on.

You know what they're calling me?
Pathetic.

I'm not pathetic.
Emphatic maybe, but not pathetic!

I never said you were.
Of course you're not.

Could we...

Will you roll down the window?

I know you can still hear me.

You know what's pathetic?
That you actually listen to that crap.

You're a role model to kids...

It's not mine, it's the radio.

You don't want to talk?
Fine, I'll wait right here.

Shit!

- Are you okay? Should I call a doctor?
- A bartender.

Shut up.

You could've killed me.

Listen,

I wanted to apologize.

I don't know why you're so pissed,
the show was a hit.

And I thought that maybe we could...

I'm still waiting for that apology.

- Haven't I apologized?
- No.

You said you wanted to, but never did.

Then I am sorry. And I think
we should continue our co-operation.

The plan is you go on dates,

then tell me about them,

and we use that for my skits.

Simple, right?

Let me get this straight.

So I go on dates...

Then I tell you about them.
Whom I met, where we went...

And then you turn me
into an idiot on national TV?

What? Please.
That's not what my show is about...

Listen, we have quite a budget,
you wouldn't be working for free.

You want to buy me?!
Like some whore...

Did I say that?

Jesus, talking to you
is like reading Tolstoy.

- Dude...
- Tomek.

Tomek.

There's absolutely nothing
you could offer to convince me.

- Seriously?
- Seriously.

That's a real pity.

Marcel, the piano didn't
work out, send it back.

Yes, I know it's Steinway.

Yes, I tried.
I know, those poor kids...

How did you know?

I did my homework.

Actually, Marcel did.

He's been doing it since high school.

Ok, so how does this work?

You stay with us for the whole season.

If you back out - no piano.

And if I fall in love?

If you fall in love, the piano is yours,

and you can leave whenever you want.

But I could always lie to you.

Just say that I fell in love.

Then I guess I'll have to trust you.

What is it?

Some dating app. He
said it would be easy.

- Try clicking this.
- I can't.

Dinosaurs.

It's only the hottest dating app around.

I hope you're not using it?

Of course not. All I do is watch cartoons,
I don't even know what a penis is.

Very funny.

Better show us how it works.

This is an app for searching people.

Here's a list of who “liked” you.

A list of who you “liked”.
This is the chat.

Swipe right to “like”,

swipe left to... well... not.

That's it.

- That's it?
- That's it.

So you click here... And there.
Oh, look, he has a doggy.

No. Move on.

- This one's cute.
- Are you crazy? He looks like a rapist.

- Move on.
- This one looks nice.

Book publisher... Who buys
books anymore? Move on.

- Maybe this one... or that one.
- Wait, go back.

Oh no.

Sexy Dad_107?

Give me that.

It's Bogdan.

Oh God, I knew it. He's always
coming home late.

- He's searching for a younger one!
- I'm sure that's just a mix up.

Are we playing retards now?

Ok, so help me pick one. This one?

Yeah, he's great.
We have to go.

What? Wait...

Promise me something.
Look at me!

Promise me you won't do anything stupid.

I promise.

Zosia... You know, I need to help
Ania find the right guy.

Could you set up a profile for me?

Like... a real one, under your name?

No, make up a fake name!
Krystyna, Halina, something.

Krystyna? Halina?

In 21st century?
You need something modern, like...

FlirtyGirl.

FlirtyGirl. Great.

FlirtyGirl_22.

Or maybe... 46.

I said 22.

Okay, calm down...

Mikolaj invites to his planet. Accept?

Together on the same planet.

What can I get you?

I'm waiting for someone.

Ania?

Mikolaj?

Yes. How are you doing?

I'm... very surprised, actually.

- Why?
- You're here. On time. And handsome.

Did I say that out loud?

Say what out loud?

You're funny!

We talked, had a good time.

We had a drink,

and it was very nice.

And then what?

Nothing.

Each of us went home.

Wow. Great! Viewers will
drop dead from excitement!

Great idea, Marcel!

Ania, we really need you
to be open with us...

- I'm off to hang myself.
- Wait, wait.

Well, OK.

- Two vodkas.
- No, thank you.

Just the two vodkas then.

Sure you don't want anything?

Maybe a glass of water.

He was nice.

And sweet.

But a little nervous.

Much better now.

Your profile said you publish books.

- That's great, I love reading.
- Blah, that's boring.

What I really love is football.
Two more vodkas.

Make them double.

Do you like football?

- Well, I guess....
- Great!

He kept ordering vodkas until
he had a full football team,

so he could explain
how offside works.

Here are the strikers, here's the ball...

So when they pass here...

It's the salmon!
Avoid the salmon!

I'm sorry, but it's our first date.

Aya ya yay, that poor little Hania

So young and so pretty
Her dates are so shitty

You feel like throwing up!

That's all for today,
ladies and gentlemen.

It was an absolute pleasure for me.

See you next week!

And a double Absolute for me!

- Would you like anything else?
- Two more doubles. On the lady!

So you're a publisher.
Are you familiar with "Faust"?

Familiar? I've got two of them
floating in my toilet at home!

Waiter, more double vodkas!
I need to chase the single ones.

Hey, hot stuff.

Hey... handsome...

Wanna meet up?

How about some sexy pics first?

Son of a bitch.

Ok, that was actually kind of funny.

Hi.

- Dominik?
- Kasia.

- Ania.
- Pardons. Ania.

So here's the plan.
We call a cab,

get some wine,
strawberries, whatever you like...

and we'll go to my place... or yours?

But... maybe we could talk first?

Or something?

The thing is, I'm on a tight schedule.

But thanks.

Kasia?

Dominik.

Here's the plan.

We call a cab, get some strawberries...

Ok.

Well, good evening!

I tell him there's no way.

He says he's on a tight schedule.

And she just left with him.
Incredible.

They were complete strangers.

- "Tight schedule", nice one.
- How is that funny?

It is. And not just to me. Come
to the show tonight, and you'll see.

I've got this.

Gonna take it?

Or do you want to get
to know him first, too?

I'm just wondering if it's a good idea.

Don't be so uptight.
Come over, it's your show too.

- Can I bring a friend?
- Sure.

Wilk's show at 8. Wanna go with me?

DEFINITELY.

Do you mind?

What's up with her?

You're asking me?
She's your wife.

Download Planet Single app
and find your soulmate.

Yeah, sure.

Bullshit.

Swipe right and join the fun.

Planet Single. End your lonely days.
And nights.

Hey, baby.

When will you send me some pics?

Sexy Dad?

What the...

- What are you doing?
- Nothing. Just got a message.

- Anything interesting?
- Oh yes, very.

- So you're going out tonight?
- Yes, with Ania.

- Great. Tell her I said “Hi”.
- Don't wait up.

Zoska,

here's the thing.

The thing is...

So I'm supposed to do
this talk with kids

about the dangers of Internet dating.

And...

Do you know what that
Planet Single thing is?

Naturally. It is an established
disease entity:

nymphomania
and should be treated as such.

Do you treat women as well?

- Of course.
- What's the address?

Dominik... where is he?

Why fight it?

Just follow your instincts.

Are you Kasia? Or maybe you?
No, wait, not you.

- Leave them alone!
- How about you? Kasia?

Don't turn away from me.

Give us a kiss.

Leave them alone, please.

Angela is available.

I'm coming, Angela! I adore her!
Have you seen her tits?

Angela, I'm coming!

The DJ was our most complex puppet.

You already know Marcel.

And this is Tomek, but
we call him Forty Winks.

- He once fell asleep during the show.
- He won't let it go.

Hi.

- Looks exactly like him.
- Like whom?

This one guy I know.

You know, you actually look a bit like...

Go get some sleep.
Thanks.

He knows?!

Come on, his synapses last
made contact in October.

Ania tells me you call yourself
a hair psychologist. ls that right?

Ola and I are going to talk hair
and makeup. We might be a while.

- Want to see something cool?
- Yes.

You keep shoes next to the brushes?

Interesting. No one minded it so far.

It's terribly unhygienic.

What's this?

Public TV ordered it for some show, but
figured it was too risque', so we got it.

Their loss, our gain.

Marcel? Jacek needs you.
Something about the coffee machine.

What would they do without me?

Be good.

Enjoy.

I'll be down the hall.

Incredible.

You made them all yourself?

The first few dozen.

Now I have an entire
team to do it for me.

It suits you.

And this was my first puppet.

- How long ago did you make it?
- I don't remember. Simon?

Pardon me!

Tomek? Geez!

When I last saw you, the country
was on food rations.

Oh, a princess.

At your service...

I get this bum started in the business.

And what do I get in return?
A one-way ticket to storage town.

Sorry, he loves pulling at heartstrings.

How did you learn to make those voices?

I never had any friends,
so I had to entertain myself.

And now seriously?

My parents were never home,

and my grandfather was
a kids' show veteran.

I've been playing with puppets
ever since I remember.

Oh, so we're sharing?

So how did you fall in love
with music, princess?

Same old story;

my dad was a composer, when I was
little he'd sit me at the piano

and I could bang on the keys.

The rest is history.

- I even got into a conservatory in Paris.
- Really? Nice.

Dad even bought me a dress
for my first recital.

And? What happened?

He died as I was about to leave.

Mom fell apart. I had to stay.

So stay I did.

Started teaching.
At school.

Sometimes that's just the way
the cookie crumbles.

Sorry, I need to run.

I'll talk to him.

- Where's Marcel?
- In no. 3, I think.

- You really think I'm uptight?
- What?

You called me that.

You make it sound like an insult.

I just meant that perhaps you
could be more spontaneous.

That heartless pervert!

He thinks he can find
someone younger and hotter?

He had such treasure at home,
that hairy lardass.

I could've had anyone...

See? Spontaneous.

I really am sorry. Can you forgive me?

Bitter-Sweet invites for a chat. Accept?

Ania and Bitter-Sweet are a match.

What are you doing?

Nothing. Watching TV.

Most people

would make up something fancy.

Ok, what are you doing then?

Talking to an attractive girl.

Does she know

you're also writing to me?

Your turn. Better to know the date

or the cause of your death?

Cause, obviously.

Would you rather have a

PAUSE or a REWIND button?

Someone already hit PAUSE in my life.

Meaning?

know, I feel stuck.

Do you know what I mean?

I do.

I feel I should be doing something else.

Like I've made a wrong turn.

Do you want to meet?

Maybe someday.

It's good to talk for now.

Oh, sorry.
Would you like some coffee?

Yes.

What kind? Espresso, black, latte?

Yeah, great.

And... what kind do you drink?

Black. Sweet.
Not too sweet, though.

So a bit bitter.

- Yeah, that's coffee for you.
- And life, right?

I don't get it.

I mean that coffee is like life.

I know what you said, but
I don't know what you mean.

That coffee, much like life,

can be bitter and sweet.

Sure.

It's cool when it's sweet,
but sometimes it's bitter.

Bittersweet.

That's what I said.

I have a date.
I need to run.

Olek_36 invites to his planet. Accept?

- Olek?
- No.

Ania?

Good evening.

You look ravishing.

Should we start you off
with an alcoholic beverage?

Excuse me!

- Could I see some ID?
- Certainly.

I'm sorry, but we have a strict
policy against prostitution.

He was this short.
Like that kid.

You little sucker!

Headmaster_110 invites to his planet.

Hey, handsome. Want some sexy pics?

I'm feeling so much pressure from them?
I don't know what to do.

Why don't you simply
tell your parents you're gay?

What? I'm so not gay!

This game is dumb.

Our heroine was rejected
by a beautiful man.

A man with shiny muscles,

sculpted with steel...

Happy Birthday to you...

But it's not my birthday.

They serve free cake if you say it is.

Since I promised...

That bitch!

- What did you call my daughter?
- No, I did not mean...

You heard right.

- Tell your wife to shut up.
- Or what?

Maybe you should quit
while you're ahead.

Jesus. I had no idea

Internet dating was such a minefield.

You need to kiss a lot

of frogs to find a prince. Best of luck.

The day
after tomorrow at 7pm?

The day
after tomorrow at 7pm?

Yep. Rev
up your engine, stud.

Yep. Rev up your engine, stud.

HOW TO GET RID OF A WICKED STEPMOTHER

Tune in tomorrow for more fun!

- I had a reservation, Malinowski.
- Piotr? Hey.

Hey, Ania. Nice to see you.

- This is Oscar.
- Piotr.

- Piotr who?
- Ania's friend from work.

A friend?

You like my girlfriend?

- You'd like to screw her?
- No...

- No? So she's ugly?
- No, she's pretty...

So you DO want to screw her!

Hey, are you there?

Everything OK?

Only the days yet to come
are still important.

The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.

Hania could succumb to female hysteria
and vaginal redistinction.

What can we do, doctor?
How can we help her?

In our time, when someone went
mad, we just cut their head off.

Or we gave them opium.

Drugs are an option,
but what could we give her?

She's so picky

that her best hope
would probably be a roofie...

lost hope.

Best hope of not dying a virgin that is.

Can you explain how a roofie works?

You stood me up. I waited forever.

This one dulls your senses first.

This one? Let's try it out.

- Wait, that's irresponsible...
- How long before it starts?

And I'll make it up for you

just as long.

Give me a chance?

- What is it?
- What do you think it is?

You should see yourself.
You're glued to all those gadgets.

- I'm talking to someone.
- Oh, that's rich.

That's not talking.
This is talking.

Nowadays this is also talking.

- So who is he?
- I don't know.

You don't know who you're talking to?

I'm trying to figure out.

Ania, he should be trying to figure
you out. Not the other way around!

You won't find anyone of substance
by chasing them.

Your dad never gave up on wooing me
and it was the love of my life.

The right person is someone
who will never give up on you.

That's who you will find
happiness with, not...

What is this trash?!

Dopamine. Tomorrow 8pm. Sharp!

Oh my, I'm late.

Okay, I deserved that.

- Ania.
- Antoni. Or Ant_Man.

That's cleared up then.
But you're not exactly a superhero.

Well, if I was I couldn't tell you.

Maybe I should explain what
happened that evening.

See,

I had my whole day planned.
And then I got a call

from school that my daughter...

Yes, I have a daughter.
Matylda. She's 6.

This is getting interesting.

They called saying that... That she
left school and they can't find her.

You're quite the storyteller.

- You don't believe me.
- No... I do.

I've seen some weird things lately.
Go on.

I looked for her all over,
called everyone, turned out

- she went to the Philharmonic.
- A 6-year-old.

My wife used to sing in
a choir before she passed.

Matylda hasn't been coping well
with her mom's death.

She went to ask about her
mom's next performance.

She doesn't quite understand
mom isn't coming back.

You're not joking?

- I'm so sorry.
- No, I am sorry.

A widowed father... I didn't want
to drop that bombshell right away.

I just wanted to explain
why I couldn't make our first date.

I didn't have your number,
so I couldn't call.

- I'm sorry.
- Come on, it's not...

- How is your daughter now?
- Depends.

The thing is, no one knows how much
she actually understands.

- So her mom sang in a choir?
- Yes.

That's uncanny, because
I teach music to...

I know, I saw it on your profile.

Music can help a lot.
You could sign her up.

So, now that we've got first date
superficial banter out of the way...

- How about...
- Your favorite food.

Lasagne.

Please don't tell me it's yours too.

I didn't say that, because...

my favorite food is kebab.

- Excuse me. Two kebabs please.
- We don't serve kebabs.

In that case we'll need a moment.

And please take these away.

How's life?

Hungry. I had only salad again.

Cooking just now. Come on over.

Isn't it a little late?

10:30pm? How old are you?

- How about...
- Your favorite food.

Seriously?

I'll take this.

- Come on in.
- Should I be scared?

Would you like a drink?

Thank you.

- Wine.
- White? Red?

White... red... white...

Just your average bachelor's pad.

If you find the bathroom, let me know.

I haven't listened to this in years.

Shall we spin it?

There were so many days
That drained our strength

There were so many moments
That left us breathless...

I used to play this for my parents.

On the piano.

As a child. Every Sunday.

I'd watch them dance.

Dying of boredom.

I was sick of this song.

After dad died, mom
stopped listening to it.

And now I'd give anything
to play it for them again.

- So... tell me about today.
- What about it?

Your date with the no-show.

- I don't want to talk about it.
- That bad?

That good.

Seriously?

Tell me then.

I don't want to.

- Why not?
- Because you'll use it on the show.

Isn't that the deal we made?

Well, this one might have potential.
I don't want to mess it up.

Why would I mess it up?

We're looking for
a boyfriend for you, right?

- But promise this stays between us.
- Okay,

but you have some more wine.

He was...

charming, handsome, funny...

- Excuse me...
- Cheerful...

Isn't this the same guy who left you
waiting in a restaurant for two hours?

Turns out we have a lot in common.

He also loves music and
lost someone close to him.

Whom?

His wife.

She died of cancer nine
months ago and... it's a sad story.

That's why he couldn't make it.

His daughter ran away from school,
he was looking for her.

What's with the face?

- Can't you hear how that sounds?
- How?

His wife died of cancer.

And his daughter went missing.

He showed me pictures.

Of his dead wife and escaping kid?

If you'd lost someone,
you wouldn't be making fun.

A pity I haven't then.

That's not what I meant, I just...

He wasn't lying.

We had a terribly nice time.

So terrible or nice?

- So when should I bring the piano?
- What piano?

You fell in love, we had a deal.

Fell in love? I just had a good time.

Ok,

it's late, I have
a busy day tomorrow.

But thanks, the food was delicious.

I'll find the elevator myself.

Your face looks like a dog's behind,
if you keep singing, I'll lose my mind!

Don't listen to him,
your face is beautiful.

Count out loud.

Five, six, seven...

- Everything ok?
- It'll heal.

I'm sorry.
I didn't know he was a jerk.

It's ok.
It's sweet that you care.

I can't imagine how you must have felt.

You're just sitting there, talking,
and suddenly I barge in...

It must have been a shock.

Hold that thought, I'll be right back
and you'll tell me everything.

- Hello.
- We've decided to take your advice.

I'm glad.

You must be Matylda.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- She's adorable.
- Definitely her mother's genes.

Children, this is our new friend.
Say hello.

Hi!

She'll do great.

- Thanks for bringing her.
- I should be thanking you.

I had fun talking to you,
so I hoped...

That we could keep talking.

Tonight.

With pleasure.

Quiet!

- Then I'll see you.
- Good bye!

What are you doing?

Go study, read something!

That idiot. I'll show him.
I'll meet someone. I'm still young.

He'll beg me for forgiveness.

“I'm so sorry, my dear...

but go fuck yourself.”

For the greatest guy in the world
Your Ola

- Nice suit.
- Nice indeed.

You look quite good yourself,
might I add.

So... have fun with Ania.

And you with the accountant.

Oh, I will most definitely
have so much fun.

Voila. After you.

- Age before beauty.
- Ladies first.

- You're in more of a hurry.
- I'll wait.

I had no idea men could sing opera?

Crazy, right?

Shocking.

I need to tweet about it.

Something stronger.

Make it a double.

What were we talking about?

I don't remember. I can't
think now, I have to tweet.

- Where are you going?
- Take some selfies, I'll be right back.

Ania?

Tomek?

What are you doing here?

You look great. Beautiful.

You... too.

- Shall we...?
- Ania!

I didn't know it is so
hard to get into a club.

- Antoni, this is Tomek, my...
- Colleague.

Do you teach as well?

- Pardon?
- I asked if you're a teacher.

- No. I'm on television.
- A producer?

Kind of. I have this
talk show with puppets.

Cool. Sounds exciting.

- Unfortunately, I don't watch too much TV.
- What do you do?

Boring stuff.

He's a doctor.

A doctor. Wow.

Just a gastroenterologist.
Nothing flashy.

Nothing flashy.
He just saves people's lives.

So we have something in common.

We both stick our hands
up asses for a living...

That's true.

So, listen, maybe you could come
to the show the day after tomorrow.

What? We can't.

- Why not? Matylda loves puppets.
- Your daughter?

Yes.

Well in that case you must come.

Definitely.

Are you sure you're free?

- Yeah. Tomorrow, right?
- The day after.

The day after... I can't.
I have work.

Too bad.

I should take this. I'll be back
before you can say gastroenterology.

- He's cute.
- What was that?

What?

I invited him. To our show.

- You told him about the show, right?
- Of course... not.

You're lying to him?

I'm not, I just...

Oh, grow up.

Ania, wait.

- Sorry!
- Ok, yeah, enough!

You need to speak up.

I know, darling, I'm sorry.
I'm at a club with my friends.

I know, it's loud.

No, I'll be very late tonight.
Don't wait up.

Will you tell mom
good night from me?

Kisses to you both.
Sleep well.

Occupied.

Are you gonna use that?

Surprised, huh?

How could you do this to me, like some...

whore!

How could...

Unbelievable.

Surprised, huh?

No, that's no good...

How could you do this to me?

You bitch you...

Surprised?

How could you do this to me?

Like a damn whore.

Here you go.

- Do you feel like...
- Like murder!

- Good evening...
- No, thank you.

Surprised, huh?
How could you...

Surprised?! Were you
expecting someone else?

How could you do this to me
you cheating bastard?!

Can't you watch porn on the internet
like any other guy?

You want whores to send
you perverted pics?

- Perverted?
- That's what I'm saying!

I had to lose my job to learn what
a lying cheating bastard you are.

Wait a minute...?
You got fired again?!

Yeah, I was.
Months ago! So what?

I knew it! Why can't you keep a job?
You're completely irresponsible!

And you didn't even notice!
You never had any respect for me!

Respect?!

I can't believe I ever thought you
could be a decent wife!

Let alone a mother to my child!

You can't even hold onto a job,
let alone a family!

- Great!
- Great...

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to...

- Maybe it's time for me to leave.
- Fine with me.

There's the door.

Welcome to my humble abode.

Humble? It's cozy.

Sorry, it's a bit messy.

You should see our place.

This is the bathroom, the hall,
and the living room.

Ola?

I had nowhere to go.

- Oh gosh.
- Sure thing, honey. It's no problem.

Bogdan is a pig.

A pig.

- I'm so sorry.
- All men are pigs. Ania!

Move away from that pig!

Back to the pigsty you pig!

Good night.

Probably going home to his wife!
Run away, you pig!

I'm sorry.
Maybe he was a nice little piggy.

- What happened?
- Bogdan...

The man who used to be
so close to my heart...

it's over.

Tomek?

- Octavia.
- Walk with me.

- Is something wrong?
- The ratings are down.

- I know, I can expla...
- No, just fix it.

Sure.

Maybe we should reveal Hania's true
identity, while anyone still cares.

I promised her anonymity.

How touching.

- And?
- We need to boost the ratings.

Even more? How?

I have an idea.

Are you sure it's the right house?

No. We spent 8 hours
staking out the wrong house.

Here we go.

Got you!

- It's like Miami Vice.
- Hush.

Which one do you want to be?

- I'll be the black one.
- You're so annoying.

Tell the guys to follow him and report.
Watch out.

You really want to do this?

Are you blind?
He's a fraud.

- We're messing with people's lives...
- Ratings won't go up by themselves.

Your car, your rules.

I am afraid your husband
has been cheating on you.

I can't believe this.

We have proof.

I can't believe this.
Not again.

So it's not the first time?

How is it that all these women
fall for his weepy shtick?

Who is that whore?

It doesn't matter.

I know! I'll call him...
No, I'll go to him and I'll kill him.

- Calm down.
- You calm down! I'll cut his balls off!

Darling...

Darling, go to your room,
I'll be right there.

- Perhaps...
- You're gay, right?

Can you rape him for me?

Excuse me?!

Here's what we'll do.
I cut his balls off,

you rape him, and then we kill him.

- I'm not raping anyone!
- Look,

I have a much better idea.

- Ladies first.
- You're kidding.

- Promise you won't murder me?
- And walk back in the dark alone?

- Damn it...
- What?!

People are sleeping here!
We're sorry!

- Let me sleep!
- The lady said she's sorry!

- Do I bother you uninvited?!
- We're both sorry.

Antoni!

Here.

- Missed me?
- Very much.

It's beautiful.

Beautiful women should be
brought to beautiful places.

- This is the amphitheater where...
- Yes, Joanna used to sing here.

She used to stand almost exactly
where you are standing now.

- Maybe we should leave...
- You don't like it?

No, I do.

It's beautiful, but I think...

- Not again!
- What the hell...

Bravo, Antoni!

An Oscar-worthy performance!

We are here at the amphitheater
for the grand unmasking

of not one, but two people!

- The real Hania, and the real Antoni.
- What?!

Meet Ania,

the true inspiration for
Hania, and a very close friend of mine.

- Who is Hania?
- She's a puppet.

- What's this? Some sort of a show?
- Duh!

Yes. No!
I don't know what this is.

Ania was brought here
by this man - Antoni Bienczycki

who is also leading something
of a double life. Right?

What?

He's the kind of guy who uses sympathy
and deceit to prey on helpless women.

- What the hell?
- In a moment, my fearless assistant will

bring out your wife, so she can see
what a lying, cheating asshole you are.

- Marcel!
- Let me go.

You whore!

Leave me alone!

' Marysia?
- Let go!

- Antoni? What are you doing here?
- What am I doing here?

- Who is this?
- My sister.

- You married your own sister?
- No, you idiot. My wife is dead.

You're sleeping with both
my husband and my brother?

- You lying...
- I'm not sleeping with anyone!

Just think, if you were
living another life,

you wouldn't get to
experience this...

- Calm her down. Do something!
- What can I do?

Stop! Quiet!

Thank you very much.

There's clearly probably been
a big misunderstanding.

Maria is not Antoni's wife,
she's his sister.

His wife is dead. I'm sorry,
but that's just the way it is.

This has all been a mistake.

We didn't mean to cause you distress.

We apologize, and we're leaving now.

Let's go.

I also am surprised.

Antoni...

You are all disgusting.

At least it will be a great show!

I'm sorry, Antoni...

How could you?
He's a good man.

I wanted to help...

Help? You've been using me
all this time.

I was a fool to think
we had an understanding.

- Ania wait...
- I don't want to see you again. Ever.

You can't just leave.

- What about the piano?
- I don't give a shit about your piano.

An interesting evening, I have to say.

But that footage.
Awesome!

Oh well, good riddance.
Let's go get a drink.

We've been through some
shit together, eh?

The community center
in Nidzica, remember?

And look where we are now.

Yeah, where are we now?

This whole thing today

- that wasn't the guy I spent
the last 20 years with.

I just realized that guy is gone.

You didn't even say a word
when she sidelined me.

And he fucked it all up.

Doctor Bienczycki, please leave a message.

Do you wanna talk to mommy?

Darling...

When we talk to mommy
it's not exactly what you think.

I know, daddy.

What do you know?

That mom isn't coming back.

Ela, sing on, don't mind him.

One, two, three...

- I can't.
- Ela, don't run off...

Sounds like a cat being gassed,
oh thank God, silence at last.

- Watch out!
- What?

So you think it's funny? Humiliating
girls for the amusement of others?

You think if you have a show,
an audience, anything goes?

You behave like a little punk.

And you know who likes
little punks? No one!

If you make fun of my group
one more time, I'll shove this ball

so far up your ass, that before you
get it out, you'll die of constipation.

Understand?

What's going on?
Everything okay?

Yes, everything's okay.
Right, Igor?

Just peachy.

Here are your invitations to the recital.

Nice.

What did you do this time?

Should we start without him?

- Play it.
- Good morning.

- Almost on time.
- Where's Marcel?

He didn't tell you?
He quit in the morning.

Thank God for Jacek.

This is just the first cut.

You whore!

He's the kind of guy who uses sympathy
and deceit to prey on helpless women.

You're sleeping with my husband?

Meet Ania, the true inspiration for
Hania, and a very close friend of mine.

An Oscar-worthy performance!

- But she's not his wife.
- Great, but put in more Springer stuff.

And have the music build up
until the wife appears.

- She's not his wife.
- Really?

Okay. We'll tweak the music.

Put “Antoni - cheating husband”
at the bottom.

And send me a copy.

Hello. Just the TV guide.

WOLF TO UNMASK THE REAL HANIA

Your change...

- Hi, morn.
- Hi.

And what's this?

- An invitation.
- To what?

The recital I'm preparing
for the end of school year.

And the TV guide?

- What?
- The TV guide.

How am I supposed to know what's on?

If you want the TV guide,

then maybe go out and
buy one yourself.

Watch your tone.

Instead of sitting on your ass all day,
watching this drivel.

Is that how you talk to your mother?

Mother? Since when?

I'm the one taking care of you.

Delivering your mail, buying groceries,
mornings and evenings.

- I'm like your nursemaid.
- You think I have it easy?

You think I'm having
the time of my life?!

Ania? Ania!

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Stop recording this, you brat!

What did you call my daughter,
you readheaded trollop?!

- Get out! You don't work here anymore!
- That's because I quit! You fascists!

Let's go, Zoska.

Dad?

Are you home?

Are you enjoying this?

You're the most stubborn chick
I've ever met.

Beautiful.

- We've missed you!
- Good morning, miss.

Good morning.

I thought you wouldn't be back.

I didn't really have a choice.

She's been singing my ear off.

She practically dragged me here.

I'm so sorry about what happened...

Don't be...

- it woke me up. Your friend...
- He's not my friend.

Okay, but he was right
about one thing.

I am a liar.
I've been lying to myself.

The truth is, I need to find closure
before I can move on.

I know the feeling.

- Is anyone working here?
- What will it be?

- I'd like...
- Tomek Wilczynski?

Yes. But no autographs today.

I'll show you Faust...

Hey! The pukemeister!

Marcel...

Marcel!

Stop shouting.
What are you doing?

I've no idea what I'm doing.

I don't know what's going on.

Since high school, when you
used to let me copy your answers...

I just don't know how I could...

Marcel!

Don't close the...

Don't leave me, please!
I won't make it on my own!

Shut the fuck up!

Why aren't you in my life
when I need you so much!

Stop yelling!

Thank you for coming down.

Ok, just get up, don't be silly.

I'm so terribly sad.

I love you so much.

- I love you too.
- I'm sorry. I did it all wrong.

- You've done nothing wrong.
- Please forgive me.

I forgive you. Come on.

Is that Tomek Wilczynski?

I didn't know he was gay.

Come on, everything will be fine.

Ania...

Ania...

Someone's at the door.
Tell them to go away.

Is there a fire?!

- Hello.
- Hi.

Is Ola here?

Wait, I still don't get it.

You made two fake profiles
and convinced Ola and Bogdan

they were talking to each other
when they were actually talking to you?

I'm impressed. So much planning,
and secrecy... incredible.

- How did you pull it off? It's...
- Ania...

I'm off to school.

Good luck.

So the joke's over. You can
come back home now, right?

Not really.

- But I'm sorry. I didn't want to...
- Stop it.

It's not your fault.

You just helped us realize that things
had been off for quite a while, and...

- We're simply not a good match.
- But you are.

We were happy.

I'm not much of a mother anyway.

So you're just giving UP?

Kids! Slight change of plans.

Pass these around.

Piotr...

- I need your help.
- Calm down.

What's up?

Are you still in that band?

We jam sometimes.

I need them, and you, and all of you.

And most of all, you Igor.

Come on.

Let's go.

Don't be scared.
Be a man.

Marcel. I thought you quit.

- I wouldn't miss the season finale.
- Yeah, It's going to be sensational.

Octavia was looking for you.

Again?

"Get me that bald-headed idiot".
Figured she meant you.

We have these inside jokes, you know...

But we're starting in a moment.

I can run the intro for you.

You'll be back by the end
of the monologue.

Ok, I'll be right back.

- How much time do we have?
- 30 seconds.

- Great. Here you go.
- What's this?

A slight change of plans.

Oh, how I missed this.

The mixing chamber is empty.

Releasing the lock...

It is time to start in 3, 2, 1... applause!

Tomek! Tomek!

Hania! Hania!

The season finale!
Incredible.

I never thought I'd make it this far.

I remember we started out
years ago with my friend,

doing puppet shows in
a local community center.

Who remembers what
a community center is?

In our case, it was where drunk
plumbers yelled “show us your tits!”.

Here I am.

Obviously.

- You wanted to talk to me.
- No.

Damn it.

Suddenly I get a call from
Rafa! Wolski.

Rafal freaking Wolski!

He saw me perform and invited me
to his show. My first TV appearance.

Rafal. thanks for then,

and sorry for now.

Incredible.
That was 5 years ago.

Now I'm standing in the same studio,

and you could say I finally
have what I wanted.

But not what I needed.

- Ania, come see this.
- Yes. Thank you very much.

Yes, last night I got my ass kicked.

And you know what?

That's exactly what I needed.

I made fun of real people who...

Man...

People who were braver than me,
because they weren't scared of failure...

People who were looking for love,

and the funny thing is -
some of them found it.

See for yourselves.

- My name is Mikolaj.
- Edyta.

I came here with the real Hania once.

On an Internet date.

The date was just awful.

We didn't click.
She was too out of style.

But she was right.

I went home and told my family I'm...

Gay.

But a moment later I met...

my treasure.

She was afraid to commit,
at first, but eventually...

Leave it.

Karolina enchanted me with
her vitality, beauty, and personality...

What are you staring at?!
He's my man!

He says I relax him.

- He likes visiting me at work.
- Because she makes great coffee.

Later, I met Gertruda.

When she stepped through the door,
her hair blowing in the breeze.

- So modern and stylish...
- Ania!

I cut that woman's hair!

I yelled at that hairdresser, but
because of her I met the love of my life.

- I 'd like to thank her.
- Look, it's mom's client.

Ola, you're a true artist.
Thank you.

I was looking for you, but I guess
you only work with stars now.

Hugs and kisses.

You just called her “mom”.

No I didn't.

It's cool. We care for each other,
trust each other...

Stop it.

Mother!

- And you? Are you single?
- Not now, mom...

Ask the nice man for his number...

I didn't believe one could find love,
especially on the Internet.

I still can't believe
what they just said.

But I realized my mistake.

I was always focused on
why things didn't work.

Then I realized that instead
of looking for someone ideal,

I should look for someone

who makes up for my deficiencies.

The thing about the real Hania is
she's not perfect either.

She's annoying, neurotic,
she talks way too much

and she's the sloppiest
eater I have ever seen...

But she's not afraid to be herself.

And she knows better than me
that in life you should fight

not for what you want,

but for what you need.

If you had told me this 6 months ago,
I'd laugh at you.

But now I'll say it from this stage:

honesty takes guts.

And not everyone
has what it takes.

People like Hania do.

to mock others.

But I never had the courage
to stop pretending.

And that's why I'm alone.

So you want to know
who the real Hania is?

She's right in front of you.

You pass her on the subway,
in the hallway,

maybe she works at your office,
maybe she lives next door.

It's someone you overlooked,
second-guessed, or mistreated.

You will notice her once you
stop thinking only about yourself.

So I want to ask you all.
You, my audience...

Take a look around.

Don't do what I did.

Don't blow it.

Because you may find yourself
in an empty house,

all alone.

So that was that.
Good luck.

INVITATION

Headmaster_110 invites to his planet.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Delivered this morning.
No sender.

Probably some foundation, right?

HAVE A GREAT PERFORMANCE

- Hello, headmaster.
- Come on in...

- I'm glad you came.
- Good evening. Headmaster, I presume?

Uh...

Headmaster_110?

Yes. Yes, of course.

And you must be FlirtyGirl.

Nice to meet you.

I'll tell you one thing.

Your profile picture
doesn't do you justice.

Dad, I need to...

Oh, you have a daughter?

Yes. This is my daughter...
Her name is...

Zoska.

I'll show you to your seats.

Just so you know, you're
grounded for a year for this.

There were so many days

That drained our strength

There were so many moments
That left us breathless

When you regret those

That gave you nothing but grief

Just realize this,

Just remember that

Only the days yet to come
are still important.

The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.

Only the days yet to come
are still important.

The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.

The world can be a better place,
be brave - make up for your mistakes.

There's still time in the universe.
change yourself first.

There's no point weeping, no point crying
Think about it and stop denying

Don't live in the past,
the future can be better

Only the days ahead of us matter!

There was a successful man
Who had everything he desired

But one day lost his way
On the twisting road of life.

Though his fortune was gone
He listened to his heart

And never gave up hope, because...

Only the days yet to come
are still important.

The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.

Only the days yet to come
are still important.

Only the days yet to come
are still important.

How can you see those you know
with fresh eyes?

How do you collect your thoughts

when they've been scattered?

How do you find in yourself
The strength to carry on?

Search for the answers

There is always time, because...

Only the days yet to come
are still important.

The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.

I liked your singing.

Forgive me.

- Thanks, bye.
- Bye.

- Friend of yours?
- Mom...

Maybe it's time to meet?

Hey, where'd you 99?

I hope I didn't scare you off?

OK, I'll write for both of us

This is Ania, how's life.

I'm missing you BitterSweet.

You know BitterSweet, when I'm ready

to meet I'll let you know right away.

Three weeks since the last message.

Tomorrow 8pm at Café Rynek.

Hope I recognize you.

water and breadsticks?

- Still waiting for someone.
- My breath is bated.

Piotr?

Who the fuck is Piotr?

Jerk!

You were pretending to be
BitterSweet all this time!

- I wasn't pretending.
- A bas clef?!

I thought you'd like it!
I thought it would be romant..

Marcel!

Coming, Your Lowness.

What the hell are you doing?
Give me a hand!

Mount up!

- Help me up!
- Sure, Your Fierceness...

Away!

Minstrels!
Follow them! Romantically!

How can you be such a stubborn,
annoying, stuck-up chick,

- Me stubborn?
- And not understand that if

I make a fool of myself in front of
all these people, trying to appologize

it's not to make fun of you,
but to say that...

I love you!

You what?

Did he just say that he loved me?

Tomek!

Stop that horse!

Oh my God!

Ania?

Is that the crazy lady
from your school?

Now I understand.

- Are you okay?
- The horse... ravished me...

I didn't catch what you said.

- I said you were the most stubborn...
- Not that.

I'm in love with you.

Wilczynski in love?
His friends confirm!

Viewers departed with Wilk?
Head of network to be replaced.

The man behind Wilk.
Producer Marcel shares his new plans.

Star stylist talks about
love, family and hair psychology.

How one show turned a school

into a hotbed of musical talent.

How a family feud helped a teenager make

a hit communicator for parents and kids.

All real estate the characters
live in is inherited.

No animals suffered during
the production of this film,

unlike the crew members and their families.

What a piece of shit.

Zofia Syroka
DI FACTORY