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Whippoorwill flies about 27 miles an hour.
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Hmm..
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That what you thought it would have been?
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Sure.
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I'd have thought more like
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31 or something.
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Hmm..
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32.
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Goddamn, that's a pisser.
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Normally, I could look at anything,
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tell you exactly how fast it's going
within 2 miles per hour.
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That's fascinating.
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I'm gonna...
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Get the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
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Morning, Mayor.
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Hi. How you all doing?
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Easy come, easy go.
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When Darwin said "fittest,"
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he didn't necessarily mean the strongest,
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or the most intelligent, or any one trait.
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He merely meant those organisms
most well-suited to their environments.
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Now, we humans,
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we think we're more fit, more evolved,
because we're smarter.
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But we're neophytes.
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We've only been on this Earth
two million years, give or take.
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The cockroach,
that fellow's been around 350 million years.
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So, based on that,
which of us is the more successful species?
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A lot of folks build houses
on unsafe ground.
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Mmm-hmm.
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The erosion in Cambodia
is some of the worst.
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My friends wanted to
buy a house there, but...
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Hey. Come on.
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Hey, Grant.
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- Okay.
- Later, Hank.
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He's teaching environmental studies.
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He's gonna borrow one of my lesson plans.
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Oh, I know what he wants to borrow,
and I ain't lending.
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Come on, you little varmint.
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Cassidy, come.
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That's it.
Hey, can Cassie come over?
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Did she say she was gonna be here?
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Quit your lollygagging.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- See you guys later.
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- Come on!
- That's it.
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Come here, sweetie.
So you have a good day today?
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Very nice. Hop on in there, baby.
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Baby, when did you go
to Jack in the Box?
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That's one match I'll never get.
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Ain't no mystery.
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Starla's raised in them shanties off St. Luc.
Dirt poor.
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All she ever wanted was to be a lady.
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Old Grant Grant,
he's always been made of green.
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- Gold digger, huh?
- Oh, hell, Margaret.
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Starla's mother left her.
Her daddy's a drunk.
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She's 17 years old.
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Old Grant pulls up, big old Cadillac.
House on the hill and college tuition.
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What would you do?
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- Blow.
- Hell, if he had a 'gina,
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- you'd have married him, too.
- What's a 'gina?
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It's a country.
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You know, where Ginese people come from.
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Learn to eavesdrop better.
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Zach. Hell, your mother's waiting over there.
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- What the hell you doing here?
- Scoot, scoot.
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Sugarplum, you coming to bed?
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... why the crocodile
has survived for millennia,
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when so many similar species
have gone extinct.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know what, baby?
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I'm just not really in the mood.
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Come on, baby doll.
It's been a long time. We both need it.
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I know. I'm just...
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Baby, come on now.
I don't just have some switch.
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Sure you do.
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Flick, flick.
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- That's disrespectful.
- Come on now. I'm just playing with you.
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- Come on, honey.
- No, come on, baby.
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Why don't you just, you know,
work one out for yourself there, darling?
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Come on.
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Honey, I'm just not in the mood.
Can't you tell?
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When the hell are you in the mood anyway?
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Dang.
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Where you going?
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Out. For a walk.
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Grant. Baby.
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I...
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Yeah. Hit me again there, killer.
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Megan Montgomery's little sister.
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- You're kidding me.
- Nope.
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Brenda.
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My sister, Megan, she was a big fat old cow,
and I'd be thinking,
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"What does he see in her that ain't in me?"
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Shit, come on now.
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- You couldn't have been more than 10 or 11.
- Hell, I was game.
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I'll give you a ride, then.
All right, come on.
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Yee-haw! Giddyup.
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- Come on.
- Where we going, girl?
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- Come on, you.
- Where we going?
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Get over here.
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What'd I tell you?
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I had a crush on you.
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Will you look at that? Your initials, "B.M."
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- Like a piece of shit.
- Oh, shut up.
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At least I don't got
the same last name as the first.
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- Oh, you're nothing but a little turd, girl.
- Oh, stop!
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- Stop, yourself.
- Stop.
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Wait. Wait, wait.
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- Oh, Grant.
- Oh, God. You gotta stop.
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I can't.
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Starla.
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She gets real worried about me
if I'm out too late.
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I'm sorry. I gotta go. I...
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Starla. Yeah, shit. Go.
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What is it?
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I don't know.
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There's a trail.
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Oh. Oh, that's gross.
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- Come on.
- Oh...
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Come on. Grant.
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- Come on.
- Wait, wait, wait.
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What the fuck?
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God dog it!
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Oh, God.
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Grant.
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Grant?
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Grant.
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Grant.
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Grant, are you okay?
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Grant.
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You okay?
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Meat.
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Good morning, baby.
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We haven't heard this song for a while.
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I was hoping it could be a peace pipe.
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I'm sorry about last night.
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I don't mean to push you away.
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Or make you feel rejected.
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I do want to be a good wife.
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You're crying.
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Baby.
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Baby, what's this?
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It's just a little bug bite.
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What are you so smiley about?
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Nothing.
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Grant and I had a good morning.
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And it's been a while.
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- Oh, you slut.
- Janene.
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Quiet.
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You're a married woman.
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It's Grant.
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I don't know, he's like...
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It was like he was discovering
all these different parts of my body.
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You know, like a little boy or something.
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I'm telling you, this morning
I sensed a real change in Grant.
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Meat.
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Meat. Meat.
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- Howdy, Mr. Grant.
- Oh, hey there, killer.
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- What can I do you for?
- Give me a couple of your rib eyes.
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- How many you need?
- Eight.
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Know what? 10.
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No, no, no. You know what?
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Give me 14.
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Having a party?
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Yeah, yeah, something like that. Yeah.
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It's a little surprise for the wife.
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Grant. What's this lock doing on the door?
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Baby, you drilled right into the frame.
It's all busted up.
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Sugarplum, you really think
you should be asking so many questions
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- when it's so close to your birthday?
- My birthday's not for two months.
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- That's close.
- Not really.
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Matter of opinion.
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Grant, I'm jumping in the shower.
Baby, we need to leave in 40 minutes.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing. I gotta...
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I gotta go to work. I left something at work.
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What? Grant, Deer Cheer starts
in about an hour, and you promised me.
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Gotta go! Gotta go to work.
I'll meet you there!
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I will never understand
what joy a grown man gets
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using a $1,000 weapon
to blow the face off a cute little deer.
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Yeah.
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Surprised you're able to lift a mug,
you've been carrying that torch for so long.
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Oh, that reminds me
of something I want to tell you.
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- What's that?
- Fuck you, fat ass.
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Melvin, clean up the toilets.
It stinks over here.
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Okay, I'll be right there.
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Look what you did, you fucking asshole!
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Grant.
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Damn, girl.
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You are chocolate for the eyes.
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I thought maybe you was dead
after the other night.
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I am dead. Don't I look it?
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The old half-Mexican around?
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At his mama's for the weekend. I'm all alone.
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Besides this one.
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Hey.
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- Hi.
- Scared you?
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Hey, Bill.
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- What you doing?
- Oh, nothing. Just...
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I'm trying to get a buzz on, but I can't.
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I'm too buff. Got too much muscle mass.
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- I don't know what it is.
- Oh, really?
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- Congratulations, by the way.
- Thank you.
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- Yeah, on the promotion, that's...
- Thank you.
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- Chief.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- Sounds weird, doesn't it?
- No, it sounds nice.
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So where's old Grant?
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I don't know.
He was supposed to meet me here, but...
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- It's kind of chilly tonight.
- Yeah.
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It sure is pretty.
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- You know...
- It's probably time
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- for the countdown, almost.
- Right.
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Yeah, I think Jack's gonna
make a speech or something.
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Well, that will be interesting.
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Thank you.
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I would like to introduce
Mayor Jack MacReady.
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Thank you.
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Cheese and crackers.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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right after God invented this worid of ours,
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he came unto Adam
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and he said that man should have dominion
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over the fish of the sea,
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and over the birds of the air,
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and over every living thing
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that moveth upon the Earth.
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Amen! All right! Yeah!
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Now, I believe when God said that,
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he was thinking of deer season in Wheelsy
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and how much damn fun it is
to shoot a buck or two!
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Huh? Am I right?
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Are you ready?
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Yes!
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Ten, nine, eight,
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seven, six, five,
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four, three, two,
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one!
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Oh, God, Grant!
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Let the hunt begin!
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Grant, what is it? No!
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Grant?
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Grant, you know about this fuse?
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Grant, why didn't you answer your phone?
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Grant?
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Oh, my God, baby,
what happened to your face?
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It's just a bee sting.
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I'll be all right.
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I have a little reaction, that's all.
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- Oh, we gotta get you to the hospital.
- No.
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No, no, no, no.
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I already saw Dr. Karl.
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Gave me a prescription,
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said it should clear up soon.
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Said things like this happen.
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Happens to people all the time.
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Come on, baby, don't...
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Don't look at me like that.
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Yes, hi, Dr. Karl. This is Starla Grant.
259
00:26:56,077 --> 00:26:59,373
Oh, Starla. How are you?
I'm fine, thank you.
260
00:26:59,456 --> 00:27:02,542
I was calling about...
About Grant's condition.
261
00:27:02,584 --> 00:27:04,711
I think that it may be getting worse.
262
00:27:05,629 --> 00:27:07,672
What condition is that, dear?
263
00:27:08,757 --> 00:27:10,468
The one you just saw him about.
264
00:27:11,093 --> 00:27:15,681
Starla, I haven't seen your husband
in over a year.
265
00:28:04,107 --> 00:28:05,776
What's the matter?
266
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:08,278
Come on now, don't cry.
267
00:28:08,946 --> 00:28:12,407
Now, look here. You're doing a good job.
268
00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:16,579
I'm so hungry, I think I'm gonna die.
269
00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:21,083
No, no, no, no. Here.
I got something here, help you feel better.
270
00:28:23,878 --> 00:28:25,713
Brought you munchies.
271
00:28:27,466 --> 00:28:29,968
Come on now. Treat yourself.
272
00:28:32,762 --> 00:28:35,348
Yeah, that's my girl.
273
00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:38,643
Everything's gonna be all right.
274
00:28:50,823 --> 00:28:52,366
- Hey, Starla.
- Hey.
275
00:28:53,326 --> 00:28:55,537
- Bill. Wally.
- Howdy.
276
00:28:55,870 --> 00:28:58,998
- Grant around, by any chance?
- Oh, no. He's not home from work yet.
277
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,335
- Mr. Grant!
- He's not home yet, Wally. I just said.
278
00:29:04,295 --> 00:29:05,672
What's going on?
279
00:29:07,007 --> 00:29:08,926
Do you know a Brenda Gutierrez?
280
00:29:09,259 --> 00:29:12,262
- Maybe she called the house, or...
- No.
281
00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:16,183
What's...
282
00:29:16,266 --> 00:29:20,021
Girl disappeared Friday night.
Signs of a struggle in the house.
283
00:29:20,355 --> 00:29:22,356
- Here in town?
- Yeah.
284
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,735
The thing is,
people saw Grant going into her house,
285
00:29:26,152 --> 00:29:28,362
and that's the last anyone's seen of her.
286
00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:31,407
It must've been someone
that looks like Grant.
287
00:29:32,868 --> 00:29:34,536
Yeah. Maybe.
288
00:29:36,788 --> 00:29:40,041
But have him give me a call
as soon as he gets in.
289
00:29:41,209 --> 00:29:43,086
- All right.
- All right.
290
00:29:43,169 --> 00:29:44,379
Well, thanks.
291
00:29:46,090 --> 00:29:47,133
Night.
292
00:29:48,217 --> 00:29:49,176
Night.
293
00:31:33,119 --> 00:31:35,121
...1168.
294
00:31:37,874 --> 00:31:39,751
You've reached Chief Pardy.
No, no, no, no, no.
295
00:31:39,834 --> 00:31:42,963
Please leave a message
and your call will be returned promptly.
296
00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:44,673
Bill! It's Starla.
297
00:31:45,048 --> 00:31:49,219
You were just here. And you need to
get back here right now. I think...
298
00:31:49,428 --> 00:31:51,513
Grant is sick or something.
299
00:32:11,034 --> 00:32:14,496
Why are you running from me, baby?
I wasn't gonna hurt you!
300
00:32:14,788 --> 00:32:17,958
I love you, baby. I tried not to change.
301
00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,043
- No!
- I'll get it.
302
00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:24,048
- I'm too ugly for you now, is that it?
- You don't wanna hurt me.
303
00:32:24,131 --> 00:32:25,591
You betrayed me.
304
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:28,052
I can't trust you no more.
305
00:32:28,427 --> 00:32:29,803
Let me go.
306
00:32:30,012 --> 00:32:33,349
Here, I got a little surprise for you.
Huh, sugarplum?
307
00:32:53,579 --> 00:32:56,206
Starla? Starla, you in there?
308
00:32:57,374 --> 00:32:58,875
Starla, you all right?
309
00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:01,587
Stop!
310
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,684
What the fuck was that?
311
00:33:47,510 --> 00:33:49,345
Whole damn Council's
a bunch of fucking morons.
312
00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:52,766
I don't know how any of them got elected.
They blame me for it, like it's...
313
00:33:52,850 --> 00:33:55,060
Bill. Bill, we need to talk.
314
00:33:55,269 --> 00:33:56,979
Shit. Morning, Jack.
315
00:33:57,021 --> 00:33:58,897
We need to find this Grant,
I mean yesterday.
316
00:33:58,981 --> 00:34:01,233
Town Council lit a Roman candle,
stuck it up my ass.
317
00:34:01,316 --> 00:34:03,193
Jack,
your leisure activities ain't my business.
318
00:34:03,277 --> 00:34:05,989
Hey, don't you fuck with me, Bill.
Your post here as Chief is in dire straits.
319
00:34:06,072 --> 00:34:07,240
Nobody wants to go hunting in a town
320
00:34:07,323 --> 00:34:08,533
with a pet-murdering kidnapper in it.
321
00:34:08,616 --> 00:34:09,826
We'll find him, Jack.
322
00:34:10,034 --> 00:34:12,078
Ain't many places he can hide.
Looks like a damn squid.
323
00:34:12,161 --> 00:34:14,497
- Sea Worid, maybe.
- See? She heard you say squid.
324
00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:16,582
She's going to go out
and create a goddamn hysteria.
325
00:34:16,666 --> 00:34:18,168
Shelby, you gonna create a hysteria?
326
00:34:18,252 --> 00:34:20,420
- Not today, Bill.
- What's this?
327
00:34:20,504 --> 00:34:22,839
I thought we could use that
like a police sketch, Chief.
328
00:34:22,923 --> 00:34:25,717
You know, take it door to door,
see if anybody recognizes him.
329
00:34:27,469 --> 00:34:29,679
Y'all show some respect right now!
330
00:34:29,721 --> 00:34:32,642
And you! You don't know what was in there.
You said it was dark!
331
00:34:32,725 --> 00:34:35,394
- You don't know what the hell you saw.
- His arm was all bendy, Mayor.
332
00:34:35,478 --> 00:34:38,147
Well, it's obvious
the bastard's got Lyme disease.
333
00:34:38,230 --> 00:34:39,815
- What?
- Lyme disease.
334
00:34:40,441 --> 00:34:41,859
You touch some deer feces
335
00:34:41,901 --> 00:34:45,363
and then you eat a sandwich
without washing your hands,
336
00:34:45,405 --> 00:34:46,781
you got your Lyme disease.
337
00:34:46,865 --> 00:34:48,325
And that makes you look like a squid?
338
00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:52,704
Well, fuck you all for laughing.
339
00:34:52,787 --> 00:34:54,539
Chief, another attack.
340
00:34:54,581 --> 00:34:56,333
- Over at the Castavets'.
- What?
341
00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:59,128
Grant's been stealing animals off farms,
edge of town.
342
00:34:59,211 --> 00:35:00,880
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- All right, folks, let's go.
343
00:35:00,921 --> 00:35:03,382
Don't forget your guns. We don't want
any Lyme disease popping out at us.
344
00:35:03,424 --> 00:35:06,135
Oh, ho, ho, ho. Ha, ha, fucking ha.
345
00:35:07,386 --> 00:35:10,390
I reckon Grant ain't got one of them
puppy calendars on his desk.
346
00:35:10,932 --> 00:35:13,685
He just don't strike me
as a real dog lover, is all.
347
00:35:14,102 --> 00:35:15,854
Hey, look!
348
00:35:17,313 --> 00:35:19,357
Knocked this one's head clear on over here.
349
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,401
Put that down, numb nuts.
350
00:35:21,776 --> 00:35:23,404
He drug the cow through here.
351
00:35:24,988 --> 00:35:26,532
How can one man do that?
352
00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:28,700
Slay all them dogs by hisself?
353
00:35:29,117 --> 00:35:32,079
Well, he's gotta be in the forest.
All three ranches run alongside it.
354
00:35:32,162 --> 00:35:34,456
You think we should get up a posse?
355
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,334
Head in there?
356
00:35:36,417 --> 00:35:39,962
It's 100,000 acres.
Be finding a needle in a fuckstack.
357
00:35:41,714 --> 00:35:45,217
Gather some folks together. I think I know
where Dr. Dolittle's gonna strike next.
358
00:35:46,594 --> 00:35:47,887
Right after Grant ran off,
359
00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:50,932
a calf went missing from here,
Raglan's ranch.
360
00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:54,895
Two nights ago, a mare was stolen
from this property owned by Fitzgibbon.
361
00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:56,229
That rancher with the cleft palate?
362
00:35:56,313 --> 00:35:58,064
Yeah. I know that guy.
He looks like a chipmunk.
363
00:35:58,148 --> 00:36:00,275
Your mama weren't too proud
when you came out neither, Wally.
364
00:36:00,734 --> 00:36:02,903
And then we got the Castavets right here.
365
00:36:02,987 --> 00:36:04,780
That's where
last night's shit storm took place.
366
00:36:04,822 --> 00:36:07,533
And if he keeps to that pattern,
next he's gonna end up here,
367
00:36:07,616 --> 00:36:09,535
owned by a family called the Strutemyers.
368
00:36:09,994 --> 00:36:13,080
I know you're all tired.
You've barely seen your families.
369
00:36:13,163 --> 00:36:16,251
But we're gonna have to go there tonight,
lie low and wait.
370
00:36:16,334 --> 00:36:18,169
Well, let's go and get
that son of a bitch, Chief!
371
00:36:18,253 --> 00:36:19,254
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
372
00:36:19,879 --> 00:36:21,506
All right, boys.
373
00:36:22,841 --> 00:36:26,135
Where's my little darling? There she is.
374
00:36:28,889 --> 00:36:31,308
Hey, Bill, we got this grenade
we confiscated from them jokers
375
00:36:31,350 --> 00:36:32,851
who wanted to use it to fish for trout.
376
00:36:32,935 --> 00:36:34,937
No. We should be all right with what we got.
377
00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:36,271
All right.
378
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:40,276
I didn't know the Russkis were invading.
379
00:36:41,402 --> 00:36:44,405
You seen this guy,
you'd have wished they was.
380
00:36:52,205 --> 00:36:53,832
Give me... Just give me one second.
381
00:36:54,374 --> 00:36:56,710
Bill, I heard you're going to get Grant.
382
00:36:56,793 --> 00:36:58,462
- Yeah. We...
- I think I should go with you.
383
00:36:58,545 --> 00:37:00,505
What? Go... Honey, no. No.
384
00:37:00,589 --> 00:37:01,798
Bill, you need to let me help.
385
00:37:01,882 --> 00:37:02,883
Look, I ain't well-read on police procedure,
386
00:37:02,966 --> 00:37:03,967
but I'm sure there's a heap of regulations...
387
00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:06,179
- No, this is my fault.
...against taking a civilian on a stakeout.
388
00:37:06,262 --> 00:37:07,972
- I should've seen it coming. This is my fault.
- It ain't your fault!
389
00:37:08,055 --> 00:37:10,391
- He tried to kill you.
- He had all those physical symptoms.
390
00:37:10,474 --> 00:37:11,851
- He was acting peculiar...
- Starla. Thank you.
391
00:37:11,934 --> 00:37:13,936
I was just trying to pretend
that it wasn't happening, Bill.
392
00:37:14,019 --> 00:37:15,646
Thank you, Starla.
I appreciate the offer, but I can't.
393
00:37:16,856 --> 00:37:18,900
If that girl's still out there,
how are you gonna find her?
394
00:37:19,651 --> 00:37:21,570
How, unless you bring Grant back alive?
395
00:37:22,279 --> 00:37:25,532
Your best...
Your only chance of doing that is with me.
396
00:37:27,575 --> 00:37:29,202
She's got a point.
397
00:37:41,799 --> 00:37:43,425
Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
398
00:37:43,675 --> 00:37:46,179
- You all done, honey?
- Thank you.
399
00:37:48,139 --> 00:37:49,891
Hey, come on now.
400
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:54,854
- Kylie, what did you do to your fingers?
- Kiri Goshimi done them.
401
00:37:54,937 --> 00:37:56,773
- She's Japanese.
- Yeah?
402
00:37:56,939 --> 00:37:59,443
Looks more like
that Pokeyman's done them, to me.
403
00:38:00,944 --> 00:38:03,238
Foreign stuff is classy,
if you knew something.
404
00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:06,491
Oh.
405
00:38:06,908 --> 00:38:08,368
There's Jack.
406
00:38:08,952 --> 00:38:12,373
Now, I want you all to stay inside tonight.
You hear?
407
00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:18,421
Hey, Otis!
408
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,841
This turns out to be a mountain lion,
409
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,011
we're gonna look
like a bunch of damn idiots.
410
00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:25,303
Oh, yeah?
411
00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:29,808
Thanks.
412
00:39:15,815 --> 00:39:18,192
Be a good night to chase some pussy,
wouldn't it?
413
00:39:20,403 --> 00:39:22,113
How about that Deputy Margaret?
414
00:39:22,864 --> 00:39:26,492
You have a little deputy thing going on,
you two?
415
00:39:27,952 --> 00:39:29,913
Margaret packs a box lunch.
416
00:39:30,872 --> 00:39:31,957
No shit.
417
00:39:37,921 --> 00:39:39,172
Hey, Starla.
418
00:39:41,007 --> 00:39:42,593
You remember that time we were kids
419
00:39:42,885 --> 00:39:44,887
and you came knocking on my window
in the middle of the night?
420
00:39:48,391 --> 00:39:50,184
So Starla here, 12.
421
00:39:50,768 --> 00:39:52,394
I guess I was 14.
422
00:39:52,895 --> 00:39:55,065
I said, "Starla, what the hell
are you doing out there?"
423
00:39:55,148 --> 00:39:58,985
She says that she's gonna run away
to Hollywood and be a big star.
424
00:40:00,153 --> 00:40:03,239
And she knew I was in the ROTC,
so she says she needs a bodyguard
425
00:40:03,323 --> 00:40:04,699
and invites me to come along.
426
00:40:04,782 --> 00:40:08,996
And I said, "Starla, if there's
anyone who can take care of herself,
427
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:13,000
"I think it's you. I'm gonna have to decline."
428
00:40:14,251 --> 00:40:15,753
How far did you get?
429
00:40:16,211 --> 00:40:17,546
About the bus stop.
430
00:40:18,797 --> 00:40:21,050
Because Ranger Rick here called my dad.
431
00:40:21,134 --> 00:40:23,886
Damn. A cop from the get-go.
You son of a bitch!
432
00:40:24,262 --> 00:40:27,390
You fucked up our fame
and fortune there, Bill Pardy.
433
00:40:29,267 --> 00:40:30,476
Yeah.
434
00:40:32,103 --> 00:40:33,772
Yeah, I guess maybe I did.
435
00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:53,918
You said squid.
436
00:40:55,127 --> 00:40:56,420
It got worse.
437
00:41:11,352 --> 00:41:15,357
He looks like something
that fell off my dick during the war.
438
00:41:15,649 --> 00:41:16,901
Hey. Hey.
439
00:41:21,864 --> 00:41:23,073
Grant?
440
00:41:23,532 --> 00:41:28,079
Holy shit.
441
00:41:33,209 --> 00:41:35,003
What are we gonna do now, Bill?
442
00:41:36,254 --> 00:41:37,964
Cuffs won't even fit on him.
443
00:41:50,477 --> 00:41:52,146
Starla, where are you...
444
00:41:58,027 --> 00:41:59,278
Go, go.
445
00:42:00,696 --> 00:42:01,989
Come on.
446
00:42:20,259 --> 00:42:21,510
Grant.
447
00:42:31,730 --> 00:42:33,356
It's okay, Grant.
448
00:42:34,649 --> 00:42:36,192
You're just sick, is all.
449
00:42:36,609 --> 00:42:37,861
You're just sick.
450
00:42:40,113 --> 00:42:43,242
We're just here to take you to get some help.
451
00:42:44,076 --> 00:42:45,202
Right now.
452
00:42:47,079 --> 00:42:48,789
And I'm gonna stay by you.
453
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,084
Just like I swore I would.
454
00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:55,212
For better or worse.
455
00:42:55,671 --> 00:42:57,048
Much fucking worse.
456
00:42:58,257 --> 00:42:59,467
Grant.
457
00:43:01,094 --> 00:43:03,262
Marriage is a sacred bond.
458
00:43:05,598 --> 00:43:06,807
Right, baby?
459
00:43:13,565 --> 00:43:15,233
It's gonna be all right, Grant.
460
00:43:17,444 --> 00:43:19,154
Just come with us.
461
00:43:27,496 --> 00:43:29,874
You stop right there, you son of a bitch.
462
00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:32,710
Now, I don't care
what kind of leprosy you got.
463
00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:35,547
We need to find that girl.
464
00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:38,008
Now you can make this peaceful
465
00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:40,635
or you can make it hard.
466
00:43:55,150 --> 00:43:56,985
- No!
- Fire!
467
00:43:57,236 --> 00:43:58,362
Fire!
468
00:43:58,904 --> 00:44:00,197
- Move!
- Grant!
469
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,242
- Get him!
- Get him!
470
00:44:03,493 --> 00:44:06,412
Wally, on my tail!
Do not lose him in the woods!
471
00:44:08,164 --> 00:44:09,791
That fucking...
472
00:44:10,708 --> 00:44:12,877
Get the fuck out of the way!
473
00:44:14,213 --> 00:44:15,964
I don't want to lose anybody!
Stay together!
474
00:44:16,048 --> 00:44:17,841
Wait for me. Wait for me.
475
00:44:19,509 --> 00:44:21,511
Come on out, you cocksucker!
476
00:44:22,721 --> 00:44:24,473
What are you, some little pussy?
477
00:44:24,848 --> 00:44:26,016
You afraid?
478
00:44:27,518 --> 00:44:28,811
Psychology.
479
00:44:43,910 --> 00:44:45,161
Over there!
480
00:44:57,133 --> 00:44:58,133
Where did he go?
481
00:44:58,217 --> 00:44:59,927
Now we ain't
never gonna find that girl.
482
00:45:00,010 --> 00:45:01,845
Starla, get the hell out of here.
483
00:45:33,463 --> 00:45:35,006
What's that smell?
484
00:45:35,298 --> 00:45:36,674
Something dead.
485
00:45:37,633 --> 00:45:40,928
- It's coming from in there, ain't it?
- Do you think he's inside?
486
00:45:44,098 --> 00:45:45,225
Oh!
487
00:46:01,450 --> 00:46:02,868
One, two, three.
488
00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:05,871
You suck.
489
00:46:07,289 --> 00:46:08,999
Margaret, get over here.
490
00:46:18,468 --> 00:46:20,762
Oh, God.
491
00:46:26,143 --> 00:46:28,520
Something's wrong with me.
492
00:46:31,231 --> 00:46:32,357
Yeah.
493
00:46:33,442 --> 00:46:36,195
Oh, Jesus! God!
494
00:46:43,244 --> 00:46:44,454
Brenda.
495
00:46:45,496 --> 00:46:49,083
Oh, I didn't want no one seeing me like this.
496
00:46:52,045 --> 00:46:53,213
Shit.
497
00:46:54,256 --> 00:46:55,924
How's my boy, Bill?
498
00:46:56,341 --> 00:46:57,467
Is he all right?
499
00:46:57,509 --> 00:46:59,261
Boy's fine, Brenda.
500
00:47:02,140 --> 00:47:06,602
So what's going on here exactly?
501
00:47:07,645 --> 00:47:11,732
I'm so fucking hungry, Bill. I'm so hungry.
502
00:47:11,816 --> 00:47:14,610
I never knew anyone
could be so hungry.
503
00:47:16,363 --> 00:47:18,949
Do you mind handing me
504
00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:22,327
a piece of that possum over there?
505
00:47:22,911 --> 00:47:24,621
Just a little bit.
506
00:47:31,045 --> 00:47:33,005
I think we best get you
to a hospital right quick.
507
00:47:33,088 --> 00:47:35,758
What the fuck they gonna do with her
in a hospital, Bill?
508
00:47:35,841 --> 00:47:36,967
Shut up.
509
00:47:37,468 --> 00:47:39,386
- Jesus!
- Why is she doing that?
510
00:47:39,470 --> 00:47:41,556
- Her tumors is moving.
- Relax.
511
00:47:42,515 --> 00:47:45,852
- Somebody get her to stop doing that shit!
- It hurts, bitch!
512
00:47:47,437 --> 00:47:48,605
Jesus.
513
00:47:52,233 --> 00:47:54,111
Please help me!
Bill.
514
00:47:54,486 --> 00:47:57,573
Oh, the little fuckers are tearing me apart!
515
00:48:00,242 --> 00:48:02,077
Oh, the bastard led us here.
516
00:48:09,836 --> 00:48:11,671
Christ, look out, everybody!
517
00:48:17,510 --> 00:48:18,511
Fuck!
518
00:48:18,594 --> 00:48:20,013
Wally!
519
00:48:27,479 --> 00:48:30,398
Margaret, cover your mouth!
Don't let them in your mouth!
520
00:49:04,977 --> 00:49:06,353
God dang.
521
00:49:06,728 --> 00:49:08,272
Tried to get in my mouth.
522
00:49:09,481 --> 00:49:11,358
What kind of thing wants you to eat it?
523
00:49:53,903 --> 00:49:56,823
Kylie, honey, you're gonna
turn into a plum in there.
524
00:49:56,865 --> 00:49:59,784
Prune, Mama. Plums turn into prunes.
525
00:49:59,868 --> 00:50:01,744
I know what turns into what.
526
00:50:01,828 --> 00:50:04,623
So I want you to finish up in there
and get yourself into bed, you hear?
527
00:50:22,892 --> 00:50:25,853
- Time to turn in, ladies.
- Just a couple more pages, Mom.
528
00:50:25,895 --> 00:50:27,188
No.
529
00:50:27,230 --> 00:50:29,524
Besides, you know what day tomorrow is.
530
00:50:29,608 --> 00:50:31,151
- Family fun day.
- Family fun day.
531
00:50:31,235 --> 00:50:32,236
That is correct.
532
00:50:32,402 --> 00:50:34,196
So good night.
533
00:50:35,322 --> 00:50:36,740
Sleep tight.
534
00:50:37,741 --> 00:50:39,701
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
535
00:50:40,702 --> 00:50:41,953
Night, night.
Night, Mom.
536
00:50:42,037 --> 00:50:43,206
Night.
537
00:51:59,994 --> 00:52:01,288
What the fuck?
538
00:52:38,368 --> 00:52:39,787
Mom!
539
00:52:41,830 --> 00:52:43,123
Mom!
540
00:52:43,791 --> 00:52:44,875
Mom!
541
00:52:52,717 --> 00:52:55,553
Help!
Emily! Jenna!
542
00:52:57,805 --> 00:52:59,348
Jenna, open the door!
543
00:54:43,291 --> 00:54:44,626
Shelby, come in.
544
00:54:45,168 --> 00:54:48,380
11-41. I need paramedics out here
right away. I got four men down.
545
00:54:50,674 --> 00:54:52,259
Shelby, are you there?
546
00:54:56,013 --> 00:54:58,724
Shelby, we got an emergency here.
This is Bill.
547
00:54:59,933 --> 00:55:01,226
Oh, crud.
548
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,229
Shelby.
549
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,774
This is no time for a break, Shelby.
I mean it.
550
00:55:05,857 --> 00:55:07,817
Shelby?
They alive?
551
00:55:07,984 --> 00:55:09,777
Shelby, I need your help now.
552
00:55:10,028 --> 00:55:11,487
Praise Jesus.
553
00:55:12,238 --> 00:55:15,618
Praise Jesus? That's fucking pushing it.
554
00:55:16,035 --> 00:55:19,079
This shit's about as far from God
as shit can get.
555
00:55:19,163 --> 00:55:21,248
Either of you ever seen anything like that?
556
00:55:22,082 --> 00:55:24,668
You ever heard of anything like that?
557
00:55:25,043 --> 00:55:26,044
Huh?
558
00:55:27,504 --> 00:55:28,798
Me neither.
559
00:55:28,881 --> 00:55:31,259
And I watch Animal Planet
all the fucking time.
560
00:55:31,718 --> 00:55:32,844
I got no reception out here.
561
00:55:32,885 --> 00:55:35,138
I'm gonna run back to the car,
try to call the paramedics from there.
562
00:55:35,221 --> 00:55:37,682
That's a long way
with those worms out there.
563
00:55:37,765 --> 00:55:40,643
Yeah, well, nice change of pace
from shooting them deer.
564
00:55:41,228 --> 00:55:43,313
All right, you three,
get these folks out of the barn.
565
00:55:43,397 --> 00:55:45,315
All the rot and stench
can't be doing them any good.
566
00:55:45,357 --> 00:55:47,317
You take this. I got my Colt.
567
00:55:48,944 --> 00:55:51,404
- Be careful.
- Yeah, there's a thought.
568
00:56:11,384 --> 00:56:13,053
You know what this is? Huh?
569
00:56:13,762 --> 00:56:15,054
You know what this is?
570
00:56:15,513 --> 00:56:18,224
It's goddamn biological weapons,
that's what it is.
571
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:20,895
Government's testing them on Wheelsy.
You know why?
572
00:56:20,978 --> 00:56:23,606
Because I don't take no shit from nobody
at those State hearings.
573
00:56:23,689 --> 00:56:25,983
They wanna put a cock in Jack MacReady,
574
00:56:26,442 --> 00:56:27,735
they can kiss my ass.
575
00:56:28,110 --> 00:56:31,280
If this shit is contagious,
I turn into a fucking mollusk,
576
00:56:31,363 --> 00:56:33,783
I'm gonna sue those bastards,
I swear to God!
577
00:56:35,034 --> 00:56:38,037
And you can sue right alongside of me.
I don't care if you're a lesbo.
578
00:56:38,121 --> 00:56:39,414
You don't deserve this shit.
579
00:56:39,455 --> 00:56:40,748
It's like... Oh!
580
00:56:40,790 --> 00:56:44,252
Oh, man,
it smells like rotten mayonnaise in here.
581
00:57:25,129 --> 00:57:26,589
Hi, sugarplum.
582
00:57:28,799 --> 00:57:32,386
Marriage. It's a sacred bond.
583
00:57:33,262 --> 00:57:34,763
Just like you said.
584
00:57:36,765 --> 00:57:40,770
- What?
- I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all.
585
00:57:40,979 --> 00:57:44,691
I lost my head.
586
00:57:45,650 --> 00:57:48,861
I didn't mean to do
none of them things I done.
587
00:57:49,570 --> 00:57:50,739
Not
588
00:57:51,365 --> 00:57:52,533
kill them
589
00:57:52,825 --> 00:57:53,826
pets.
590
00:57:55,452 --> 00:57:59,665
Not make Brenda a worm.
591
00:58:00,958 --> 00:58:04,003
But it's my nature, ain't it?
592
00:58:05,588 --> 00:58:08,841
How can you blame someone for acting
593
00:58:10,510 --> 00:58:13,137
according to his own nature?
594
00:58:13,679 --> 00:58:16,223
I wanted to tell you what was going on,
595
00:58:16,308 --> 00:58:20,103
but I was afraid
you wouldn't love me no more.
596
00:58:22,314 --> 00:58:25,108
I never knew love, Starla...
597
00:58:25,192 --> 00:58:26,359
Wally?
598
00:58:26,943 --> 00:58:28,194
You all right?
599
00:58:29,488 --> 00:58:32,658
Maybe you better set back down.
You don't look so good.
600
00:58:32,742 --> 00:58:33,743
Hey.
601
00:58:58,352 --> 00:59:01,897
Kylie, honey, you okay?
602
00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:04,358
Hi, Kylie, it's me.
603
00:59:04,441 --> 00:59:07,444
Kylie, open the door, jellybean.
604
00:59:07,527 --> 00:59:08,613
Come on, Kylie.
605
00:59:08,696 --> 00:59:10,323
Open the door.
606
00:59:10,406 --> 00:59:13,910
We love you, sweetheart.
Come on out now. Open the door.
607
00:59:13,993 --> 00:59:15,244
Get away!
608
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,580
You all get away.
609
00:59:17,663 --> 00:59:22,377
Kylie. Kylie, there's no excuse.
No excuse not to be with your family.
610
00:59:22,461 --> 00:59:25,130
This is family fun day, isn't it, Kylie?
611
00:59:25,589 --> 00:59:29,176
Y'all better just set back down.
You need to get some rest.
612
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,428
- You're sick!
- Meat.
613
00:59:32,012 --> 00:59:33,722
Hey!
Let her go!
614
00:59:34,932 --> 00:59:37,560
Y'all just take a step back now, all right?
615
00:59:38,102 --> 00:59:40,062
There you go, sugarplum.
616
00:59:41,272 --> 00:59:43,691
Why you choosing camps before you hear
617
00:59:43,774 --> 00:59:45,901
- both sides of the story?
- Both sides of the story.
618
00:59:45,943 --> 00:59:49,239
- Why are you talking like Grant?
- 'Cause I am Grant.
619
00:59:49,406 --> 00:59:50,824
- I'm your husband.
- I'm your husband.
620
00:59:50,907 --> 00:59:53,702
- You swore to honor and obey me.
- Obey me.
621
00:59:53,785 --> 00:59:57,122
- So put that goddamn gun down.
- So put that goddamn gun down.
622
00:59:59,749 --> 01:00:01,377
Oh, shit.
623
01:00:01,627 --> 01:00:03,128
Get away from her!
624
01:00:03,921 --> 01:00:06,173
It burns. What the...
625
01:00:08,926 --> 01:00:10,636
- Get away from her!
- Meat.
626
01:00:10,719 --> 01:00:13,556
Get away from her!
I am gonna shoot you, I swear to God!
627
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,850
You ain't gonna shoot me, Starla.
628
01:00:16,643 --> 01:00:20,980
I told you, you always needed me
to protect you!
629
01:00:21,230 --> 01:00:24,692
You for damn sure ain't got the balls to...
630
01:00:31,325 --> 01:00:33,201
Christ on a cross.
631
01:00:40,293 --> 01:00:41,961
Go. Go, go, go.
632
01:00:42,545 --> 01:00:44,839
Uncle Grant's gonna
show you a good time, girlie.
633
01:00:44,922 --> 01:00:46,090
Get out!
634
01:00:46,173 --> 01:00:49,135
Open this door, you little whore!
635
01:00:49,218 --> 01:00:51,178
Don't mess with me, you little slut.
636
01:00:51,220 --> 01:00:53,432
Kylie.
637
01:00:53,682 --> 01:00:56,768
This is your last chance.
638
01:00:56,852 --> 01:00:58,645
Open this door now!
639
01:01:00,313 --> 01:01:01,898
Come on, you spoiled brat!
640
01:01:01,982 --> 01:01:03,191
No!
641
01:01:04,401 --> 01:01:05,528
No!
642
01:01:06,529 --> 01:01:08,197
You little bitch!
Hey!
643
01:01:11,158 --> 01:01:14,078
What's going on?
What the hell are you doing?
644
01:01:15,579 --> 01:01:17,498
Hey, hey, easy, easy, easy.
645
01:01:18,541 --> 01:01:20,210
What the hell happened to you, Otis?
646
01:01:21,419 --> 01:01:23,796
Poison ivy out back, maybe?
647
01:01:24,005 --> 01:01:25,840
- We're itchy.
- We're itchy.
648
01:01:25,882 --> 01:01:27,884
No, they're not my parents.
649
01:01:28,009 --> 01:01:29,135
They're trying to trick you.
650
01:01:30,303 --> 01:01:32,848
- Hey.
- The worms are in their brains.
651
01:01:33,974 --> 01:01:36,351
All right, look,
y'all stay right there on the spot.
652
01:01:36,435 --> 01:01:38,520
I'm gonna call the paramedics
to come help you.
653
01:01:38,604 --> 01:01:40,480
And Kylie's gonna come with me.
654
01:01:40,564 --> 01:01:41,898
Hey there, killer.
655
01:01:48,489 --> 01:01:50,658
Starla's my woman, you prick.
656
01:02:02,546 --> 01:02:07,092
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
657
01:02:14,975 --> 01:02:16,227
Come on.
658
01:02:19,438 --> 01:02:21,774
Damn it!
Come on, Kylie.
659
01:02:21,941 --> 01:02:23,652
Hey, come on, come on.
660
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,655
Don't mess with me, little girl!
661
01:02:28,907 --> 01:02:30,325
Hear me, girl?
662
01:02:34,329 --> 01:02:35,789
What's with the spitting?
663
01:02:36,707 --> 01:02:39,084
Margaret, come in.
Margaret? Margaret, are you there?
664
01:02:39,126 --> 01:02:41,253
Chief, go! They're gonna get in. Go!
665
01:02:41,295 --> 01:02:43,797
My friends are still out there... Trevor?
666
01:02:46,049 --> 01:02:47,801
What the heck is going on?
667
01:02:51,806 --> 01:02:55,435
My easygoing nature is getting
sorely fucking tested.
668
01:03:24,632 --> 01:03:25,841
Bitch is hard-core.
669
01:03:25,925 --> 01:03:28,220
Get in the car. Get in the car!
670
01:03:28,303 --> 01:03:29,679
All right, yeah.
671
01:03:30,055 --> 01:03:31,056
Go, go.
672
01:03:32,057 --> 01:03:34,100
Go! Go! Go!
673
01:03:34,392 --> 01:03:35,894
Starla!
674
01:03:35,977 --> 01:03:39,689
- Starla! Starla!
- Starla! Starla!
675
01:03:40,190 --> 01:03:41,734
Starla!
676
01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:56,124
So,
677
01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:59,002
how's everybody's evening? Good?
678
01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:01,296
Good.
679
01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:04,048
Thanks.
680
01:04:09,805 --> 01:04:11,056
Shelby?
681
01:04:15,394 --> 01:04:17,062
Shelby, you there?
682
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:20,024
Hey, Chief, how you doing?
Did you find that...
683
01:04:21,651 --> 01:04:24,111
There's a skeeter in here
driving me bonkers.
684
01:04:24,445 --> 01:04:26,239
Shelby, you seen any of these...
685
01:04:26,989 --> 01:04:28,532
I don't know what to call them.
686
01:04:28,616 --> 01:04:30,326
They're like big slugs, only they're fast.
687
01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:31,369
Uh-uh.
688
01:04:31,660 --> 01:04:32,954
No slugs.
689
01:04:33,038 --> 01:04:36,249
But your mama called. She said,
"The toilet's all backed up again.
690
01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:38,418
"Why don't you come over
soon as you're finished there?"
691
01:04:38,502 --> 01:04:39,586
All right, sweetheart, listen.
692
01:04:39,669 --> 01:04:41,504
I need you to listen to me
just for a second, okay?
693
01:04:42,172 --> 01:04:45,426
She said it's what you done in there
on Sunday what caused the backup.
694
01:04:47,678 --> 01:04:49,638
All right, listen. I need you to...
695
01:04:49,722 --> 01:04:52,433
I need you to get the CDC
on the horn for me, okay?
696
01:04:55,978 --> 01:04:57,688
Shelby, are you nodding?
697
01:04:58,273 --> 01:05:01,067
Oh, yeah, sorry. I'll get you right back.
698
01:05:05,947 --> 01:05:09,450
There's a big tree in her front yard
and the roots got in the pipes
699
01:05:09,534 --> 01:05:12,329
and it messes with the whole system
on the way to the main.
700
01:05:14,039 --> 01:05:15,666
She uses lots of paper.
701
01:05:32,517 --> 01:05:34,352
Where is the Mr. Pibb?
702
01:05:35,937 --> 01:05:40,525
I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb.
It's the only Coke I like.
703
01:05:43,028 --> 01:05:45,697
Goddamn Brenda exploding
like a water balloon
704
01:05:45,781 --> 01:05:48,992
and worms driving my friends around
like they're goddamn skin-cars.
705
01:05:49,075 --> 01:05:51,829
People are spitting acid at me,
turning you into cottage cheese,
706
01:05:51,871 --> 01:05:55,833
and now there's no fucking
goddamn Mr. Pibb!
707
01:05:55,916 --> 01:05:58,586
Jesus Christ, Jack. Let me get right on it.
708
01:06:02,131 --> 01:06:03,466
It was me.
709
01:06:04,175 --> 01:06:06,845
I became it... Him.
710
01:06:08,305 --> 01:06:10,181
- Part of him.
- Who?
711
01:06:12,684 --> 01:06:13,768
Who?
712
01:06:14,811 --> 01:06:16,605
Mrs. Grant's husband.
713
01:06:18,482 --> 01:06:20,192
But it wasn't always him.
714
01:06:22,111 --> 01:06:23,779
He came from...
715
01:06:29,536 --> 01:06:32,539
- He's a goddamn Martian?
- Martians is from Mars, Jack.
716
01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:35,750
Or it's a general term meaning
"outer space fucker."
717
01:06:35,833 --> 01:06:38,044
- No, it isn't.
- Look it up, cocksucker.
718
01:06:38,086 --> 01:06:39,295
Enough.
719
01:06:40,379 --> 01:06:41,547
Kylie.
720
01:06:42,341 --> 01:06:43,509
Honey.
721
01:06:45,177 --> 01:06:46,637
Honey, what do you mean?
722
01:06:47,387 --> 01:06:49,514
His real face looks like a needle.
723
01:06:50,265 --> 01:06:51,933
But he's always got another.
724
01:06:52,642 --> 01:06:55,104
He goes from place to place,
725
01:06:55,188 --> 01:06:57,690
worids, planets, killing them.
726
01:06:58,900 --> 01:07:03,070
Some he gets pregnant,
others he just takes over with his worms.
727
01:07:03,612 --> 01:07:06,657
And the rest he eats till they're gone.
728
01:07:09,578 --> 01:07:11,037
Now he's here.
729
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:13,290
Are you saying these worms...
730
01:07:13,373 --> 01:07:15,750
These worms in their brains,
you saying they're all connected?
731
01:07:15,834 --> 01:07:17,002
It's like they're all one deal?
732
01:07:17,085 --> 01:07:21,298
An animal that doesn't procreate.
It spreads, grows,
733
01:07:22,049 --> 01:07:26,011
absorbing the minds and bodies
of the organisms around it.
734
01:07:28,013 --> 01:07:30,015
It's a conscious disease.
735
01:07:31,684 --> 01:07:34,938
If I weren't about to shit my pants,
I'd be fucking fascinated.
736
01:07:37,148 --> 01:07:39,734
We're back. Everything's gonna be okay.
737
01:07:48,243 --> 01:07:51,163
Shelby, did you get the CDC for me?
We're at the city limits.
738
01:07:51,246 --> 01:07:52,831
Welcome back,
739
01:07:53,624 --> 01:07:54,666
killer.
740
01:07:55,167 --> 01:07:59,046
Got a little surprise for the lot of you,
just right around the corner.
741
01:08:25,866 --> 01:08:27,618
Starla!
742
01:08:34,416 --> 01:08:37,628
Starla. Starla! Let her go!
743
01:08:37,753 --> 01:08:38,964
Jesus.
744
01:08:51,852 --> 01:08:53,020
Meat.
745
01:08:55,189 --> 01:08:56,315
Meat.
746
01:08:58,609 --> 01:09:01,361
- Chief!
- Come on, come here.
747
01:09:04,782 --> 01:09:07,619
Stay here. Stay here. Jack, wake up.
748
01:09:08,244 --> 01:09:09,912
- Wake up!
- Hurry!
749
01:09:11,247 --> 01:09:12,415
Jack!
750
01:09:12,915 --> 01:09:14,041
Meat.
751
01:09:18,005 --> 01:09:19,047
Meat.
752
01:09:35,147 --> 01:09:36,482
Stay here.
753
01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:52,332
Worms beat us here.
754
01:09:57,922 --> 01:09:59,590
Okay. All right.
755
01:10:00,549 --> 01:10:02,760
There's a grenade in that station.
756
01:10:03,385 --> 01:10:06,805
Now, if I use that to destroy Grant...
He's the center of the whole system, right?
757
01:10:06,889 --> 01:10:08,724
Does that mean
the whole thing will be destroyed?
758
01:10:09,726 --> 01:10:11,436
- Maybe.
- Maybe.
759
01:10:12,729 --> 01:10:13,938
Okay.
760
01:10:17,191 --> 01:10:18,359
Okay.
761
01:10:19,444 --> 01:10:21,904
You wait here. All right? Stay hid.
762
01:10:22,698 --> 01:10:23,991
I'll be back.
763
01:11:04,075 --> 01:11:06,494
Okay. All right.
764
01:11:07,244 --> 01:11:08,370
Easy.
765
01:11:37,734 --> 01:11:39,278
This is Chief Pardy.
766
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,535
I can't...
767
01:12:03,011 --> 01:12:04,262
Fuck me.
768
01:12:10,853 --> 01:12:11,979
No!
769
01:12:24,701 --> 01:12:27,162
Get... Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
770
01:12:31,291 --> 01:12:33,711
Hey. Motherfucker.
771
01:12:39,466 --> 01:12:41,760
Thank you. Come on, come on.
772
01:12:46,266 --> 01:12:49,602
We gotta go.
Once one sees us, they all see us.
773
01:12:52,355 --> 01:12:54,774
Okay. Take this. Here.
774
01:13:02,115 --> 01:13:03,450
Starla.
775
01:13:37,528 --> 01:13:38,988
Oh, God!
776
01:13:39,822 --> 01:13:41,782
Sweetie, don't look. Don't look.
777
01:13:44,994 --> 01:13:46,203
What are we gonna do now?
778
01:13:46,286 --> 01:13:48,247
Probably turn into a couple
of these fucked-up things.
779
01:13:48,330 --> 01:13:51,126
- That's kind of negative.
- Well, it's been that sort of day.
780
01:13:55,255 --> 01:13:57,674
- Thank you for saving my ass back there.
- You're welcome.
781
01:13:57,757 --> 01:14:00,426
Of course, when I tell that story,
it's gonna be the other way around.
782
01:14:00,510 --> 01:14:02,763
- What do you mean?
- Like I saved you.
783
01:14:03,097 --> 01:14:05,933
- Yeah, if we live.
- Right.
784
01:14:07,684 --> 01:14:09,353
Now, they're dragging these bodies
due north.
785
01:14:09,394 --> 01:14:11,146
Do you think that will lead us to Ms. Grant?
786
01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:13,482
You like her, don't you?
787
01:14:15,735 --> 01:14:17,028
Come on.
788
01:14:40,260 --> 01:14:42,555
Starla, don't you be fooling, girl.
789
01:14:42,638 --> 01:14:44,181
Come on down!
790
01:15:02,450 --> 01:15:03,868
Who's there?
791
01:15:06,287 --> 01:15:07,372
Bill?
792
01:15:08,415 --> 01:15:09,541
Bill?
793
01:15:10,584 --> 01:15:11,794
Starla?
794
01:15:16,632 --> 01:15:17,883
Hello?
795
01:15:36,486 --> 01:15:38,822
Don't you look at me like that!
796
01:15:41,450 --> 01:15:43,493
Don't you judge me!
797
01:15:44,619 --> 01:15:48,416
You got no idea
what it's like to be this hungry!
798
01:15:48,457 --> 01:15:51,585
I just ate pig and I still want more.
799
01:15:51,836 --> 01:15:54,588
- Oh, God damn!
- Don't you dare judge me!
800
01:15:54,839 --> 01:15:58,968
Are you trying to judge me?
Damn Republican.
801
01:15:59,051 --> 01:16:02,472
We'll run all you Republicans out of town.
802
01:16:26,873 --> 01:16:29,542
Starla, I hear you in there.
803
01:16:30,084 --> 01:16:34,422
Come on down and fulfill
your wifely duties, you hear me?
804
01:17:33,234 --> 01:17:36,196
Starla. Starla.
805
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,495
You said for better or worse!
806
01:18:22,578 --> 01:18:24,121
You lied!
807
01:18:24,705 --> 01:18:25,748
Bitch!
808
01:18:26,248 --> 01:18:27,458
Slut!
809
01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:28,959
Whore!
810
01:18:37,177 --> 01:18:38,762
There's the worm heads.
811
01:18:39,846 --> 01:18:41,598
That's where they're bringing the bodies.
812
01:18:42,057 --> 01:18:45,101
Probably new breeders
feeding inside.
813
01:18:45,643 --> 01:18:48,480
Oh, my God, that's Grant.
814
01:18:49,398 --> 01:18:52,026
That's where they're joining together.
815
01:19:06,624 --> 01:19:08,668
Well, now, that is some fucked-up shit.
816
01:19:14,842 --> 01:19:16,385
There's Starla.
817
01:19:17,678 --> 01:19:19,429
Okay. Okay.
818
01:19:21,139 --> 01:19:22,974
All right. All right.
819
01:19:23,225 --> 01:19:26,520
- You stay here.
- No, I ain't staying here by myself.
820
01:19:29,315 --> 01:19:31,025
All right, come on.
821
01:19:39,450 --> 01:19:44,372
You tried to kill me and run off with Pardy.
822
01:19:44,539 --> 01:19:47,208
You just wanna fuck him now,
cause he's so good-looking.
823
01:19:47,292 --> 01:19:49,044
It's all over, Starla.
824
01:19:49,085 --> 01:19:52,505
And I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere.
825
01:19:52,547 --> 01:19:54,967
Till I'm all that is!
826
01:19:56,468 --> 01:19:59,471
Then you'll know what it feels like
to be betrayed.
827
01:19:59,555 --> 01:20:01,390
Won't you, sugarplum?
828
01:20:01,724 --> 01:20:04,393
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
829
01:20:04,810 --> 01:20:07,564
I just thought you were trying to kill me.
830
01:20:08,148 --> 01:20:12,068
And you can't expect me not to go through
831
01:20:13,611 --> 01:20:15,154
some adjustments
832
01:20:16,155 --> 01:20:18,157
after all these changes.
833
01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:24,248
You did a real nice job
decorating, baby.
834
01:20:24,915 --> 01:20:26,750
You like these memories?
835
01:20:27,334 --> 01:20:28,502
Yeah.
836
01:20:29,211 --> 01:20:31,505
I know you don't wanna hurt me, Grant.
837
01:20:39,764 --> 01:20:40,890
Yeah.
838
01:20:41,932 --> 01:20:43,768
You like being called Grant,
839
01:20:44,435 --> 01:20:45,645
don't you?
840
01:20:47,898 --> 01:20:49,149
I can do that.
841
01:20:50,192 --> 01:20:51,943
I can call you that.
842
01:20:53,278 --> 01:20:55,905
'Cause you're lonely. Right?
843
01:20:57,032 --> 01:21:00,453
You've been alone so long
I can't even imagine, I bet.
844
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:06,292
You don't have to be alone anymore.
845
01:21:09,628 --> 01:21:11,298
'Cause you and I,
846
01:21:12,424 --> 01:21:14,175
we could be together.
847
01:21:15,009 --> 01:21:17,971
I never had much use
for this worid, anyway.
848
01:21:20,223 --> 01:21:25,104
And I can stay with you
while you do what you need to do.
849
01:21:26,063 --> 01:21:30,067
'Cause it's your nature, and I see that now.
850
01:21:31,819 --> 01:21:33,820
I'm here for you.
851
01:22:14,572 --> 01:22:15,615
Pardy!
852
01:22:15,699 --> 01:22:18,910
Kill me, Pardy, please!
853
01:22:20,161 --> 01:22:24,749
You Podunk whore!
I've been around a billion years.
854
01:22:24,833 --> 01:22:27,085
You think you can fuck with me?
855
01:22:29,088 --> 01:22:30,214
Yep.
856
01:22:32,549 --> 01:22:33,676
Shit!
857
01:24:30,257 --> 01:24:31,633
Shoot him.
858
01:24:31,842 --> 01:24:33,218
Shoot him!
859
01:25:43,543 --> 01:25:44,710
Bill.
860
01:25:47,672 --> 01:25:48,756
Bill.
861
01:25:50,841 --> 01:25:51,967
Bill.
862
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:53,880
Bill.
863
01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:58,930
Oh, that... That really hurt.
864
01:26:08,945 --> 01:26:10,320
Are you all right?
865
01:26:11,530 --> 01:26:14,900
You need both of them things in you
to get all wormy.
866
01:26:15,035 --> 01:26:17,870
Oh, that's awesome. Yeah.
867
01:26:57,035 --> 01:27:01,125
Bet you regret not running off with me
to Hollywood now, hey, Bill?
868
01:27:01,915 --> 01:27:03,625
Oh, hell, Starla,
869
01:27:04,295 --> 01:27:05,710
I always regretted that.
870
01:27:13,050 --> 01:27:15,765
Now, Bishopville's just a few miles
down the 10.
871
01:27:15,850 --> 01:27:19,685
They got that hospital there
with the big green steeple thingy up top.
872
01:27:22,895 --> 01:27:27,400
Hey, Kylie, why don't you tell Ms. Grant that
story about how I saved you from that deer?
873
01:27:27,860 --> 01:27:29,110
Oh, yeah.
874
01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:31,200
Bill saved me from a deer.
875
01:27:32,950 --> 01:27:34,200
Oh, yeah?
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