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Bambi, Stephanie.
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Stephanie, Bambi.
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Vanessa is entitled
to be pissed off at me.
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And to insist
you move out of London.
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How's, uh, prostitution?
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The last time I rang you
to make an appointment,
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I got another girl.
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It's just I'd rather see you
than your replacement.
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What girl?
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What do you do?
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I'm a nighttime
legal secretary.
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I'm with this guy,
and he's gone really weird.
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Are you all right?
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry about everything.
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It's okay.
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It's okay, come here.
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It's all right.
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Saturday afternoon
at the movies.
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A real girlfriend going
on a real date.
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I'm just not sure
if that's me.
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You see, this is why
I don't do relationships.
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"Dates."
I don't understand the rules.
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Who's in charge?
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Who pays?
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Lucky.
Last two tickets.
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So, uh, what are
we gonna see again?
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It's a French-Canadian
documentary about Alzheimer's.
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It's hilarious.
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Really?
No, no, it's a comedy.
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Time Out calls it
the perfect date movie,
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so no pressure.
Whoa.
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I've never seen a movie
without Will Ferrell
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or a talking dog before.
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Oh, I'm touched.
You should be.
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Can I, uh, pay you
for the tickets?
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No, no, no, of course not.
Well, can I go halves?
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No, no, put it away.
No, please.
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Oops.
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Hannah.
Oh, shit.
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My 12:30, Tony.
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He also wants a girlfriend.
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The GFE.
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The girlfriend experience:
90 minutes,
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400 pounds worth of chat,
and cuddles.
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I know it doesn't
make sense,
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but somehow
this is easier.
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This is the kind of girlfriend
I can be.
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Christ, sorry I'm late.
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Total 'mare
at the office.
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I know.
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You should have seen
the FTSE 100 this morning.
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Up, down, buy...
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...sell.
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Take the piss
all you want.
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You know you still
love us City boys.
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Yeah, it's strange,
isn't it?
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It must be that sense
of self-importance.
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Cheeky bint.
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Mm.
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You didn't tell me
you got a pay rise.
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Yeah, a guy in mergers
put me onto his tailor.
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No, it's lovely.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, he's a brilliant bloke.
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Trained Savile Row,
works out of Camden.
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Not cheap though.
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Well, the best things
never are.
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Men like Tony,
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they don't have time
for a real relationship,
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with their six-figure salaries
and their 70-hour working weeks.
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They don't want to come home
to PMT in a dressing gown
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and a gluten intolerance.
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Me,
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I'll eat anything.
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Oh.
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Okay.
Okay, go.
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Ah.
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No.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Hello?
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I want to talk to you.
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I'm--I'm sorry,
but who is this?
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Let me in
or I will scream,
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and I will tell every single
person in this building
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that you're fucking
my husband.
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I'm sorry.
I have no idea who you are.
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I'm his wife.
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I'm Matt's wife.
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Matt?
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My husband.
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The man you're
sleeping with?
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I'm really sorry, but--
I followed him.
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I saw him press your number.
He was here.
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I don't know who you mean.
He just left five minutes ago.
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Don't--
Don't lie to me.
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Tony?
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Tony?
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Is that what
he calls himself?
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He's Matt,
Matt Hexton,
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and he's married.
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Did he tell you that?
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No. No, I don't suppose
he told you much.
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Too busy shagging!
Shh, please.
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What? They know what you do,
don't they?
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Your neighbors?
They know you wreck marriages.
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Right, just go.
Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere.
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Tell me, how long have
you been having an affair?
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We're not having an affair.
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He was here for over an hour.
I was outside.
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You have to go.
I can't help you.
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I was timing you!
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What were you doing
if you weren't having sex?
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Any problem you have
with your husband--
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Yes, you said it.
He's my husband.
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Yes, I know.
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Then what are you
doing with him?
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We have an arrangement.
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What? What are you--?
What are you talking about?
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I'm not in love
with your husband.
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I have no feelings
for him whatsoever.
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He--
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He pays me.
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For my services.
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Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Come through here.
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Come on.
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It's nice to know
I have this effect on people.
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Hello?
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Excuse me? Is everything
all right in there?
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Hello.
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Hey. Hey, it's Alex.
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Uh, I've got a quick question
for you.
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When I'm old
and prolapsed,
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and I can't get to the pub
without help,
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will you kill me?
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I don't know.
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Come on, I need to know
you'd do it.
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Bag over the head,
pills in the Ovaltine?
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If there's to be
any future for us...
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Well, we'll just--
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Uh, I hurt my hand.
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Uh, thanks for calling.
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H-Hello?
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I'm sure there's
some up here.
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Oh, um,
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do you want a cup of tea
or a biscuit?
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You might need something sweet.
You know, blood sugar--
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Why would he pay for it?
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Is it something weird?
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Sorry?
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Why he comes to you.
Is it something...kinky?
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Does he like to dress up,
is that it?
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Is he a transvestite?
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Why would you think that?
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His dad's a vicar.
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Yeah, something like that.
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Why couldn't he
just get a girlfriend,
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or shag his secretary?
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Couldn't even manage that.
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Easier for him
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just to pull out
his credit card.
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What happens here is--
It's just sex.
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It's nothing.
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What you have, a marriage,
it's much more.
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Christ!
What the hell would you know?
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Do prostitutes
even have relationships?
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Do they? Have you--?
Have you got a boyfriend?
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He always was
a selfish bastard.
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That's why we waited so long
before having kids.
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He wasn't prepared to give up
his bachelor bloody lifestyle.
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Have you got children?
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Twins. Six months.
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Hardly surprising
we don't have much sex.
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He's always working
and I'm sat on the sofa,
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breast-feeding
like some old sow.
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I used to have great tits.
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Sometimes when I'm at home
I do those, um,
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survey things
where you tick a box
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to see how strong
your relationship is.
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I know they're ridiculous.
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I know they're just some
stupid thing in a magazine.
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But I always--
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Always get
a really high score.
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We do. I mean--
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You think that sounds
pathetic, don't you?
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No, I don't.
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I do.
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I'm going to clean
your bathroom.
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There's glass.
Oh, no, don't worry.
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It's fine.
No, I want to.
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No, no, no, really,
it's not necessary.
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No, please, it was--
I made the mess.
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You must see everything here.
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Men, what they really want.
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What--
What do they want?
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Well, one gentleman
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likes to dress up
as a tennis player
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while I play
with his new balls.
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Men.
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Oh, what's this?
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Ah, you don't need
to...touch that.
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Um, it--
It's a plug.
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Ooh, it vibrates.
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It's a butt plug.
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Ooh.
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Is it just me, or some days
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does it feel like
everyone wants you?
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This is for you.
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It's Balenciaga,
to say thank you.
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What for?
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Everything.
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Aw.
Honestly,
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just walking down the street
on the way here
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I could feel
the eyes on me.
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I mean,
I know I'm hot, but...
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You're working, aren't you?
How did you guess?
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It's just what happens.
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When you're an escort, men--
Well, some men,
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they can just sense it.
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I don't know.
It's weird.
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Well, I'm doing it
properly this time.
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I've seen Stephanie
and she's taken me on.
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Proper clients,
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proper security.
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Oops.
Sorry, babes, hang on.
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All right, sweetie.
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No, no, no,
of course not.
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I'm just with a friend.
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No, not like that.
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Ha-ha-ha.
Listen, I've got to go,
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so you hold that thought.
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Ciao.
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Ah, he sounds really sweet.
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He's a time-waster
and he'll never make a booking.
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Tell him you're
not a chat line.
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Never take
his calls again.
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Seriously?
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Yeah, just don't get
carried away, all right?
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The money, the attention--
It's just a job.
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And in the end,
people will take
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what they can
and judge you for it.
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Just be careful,
is what I'm trying to say.
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See?
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Where would I be
without you?
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Shit, Han.
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Yeah, shit indeed.
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So go on.
What did she do then?
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Screeching,
bit of casual vomiting,
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just to show quite how
disgusting she found me.
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You know,
I always thought
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something like this
might happen.
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Why?
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Well, all these guys
have wives, don't they?
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Not all of them, no.
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Most of them.
So how did you leave it?
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Well, obviously she left.
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But you're gonna
keep in touch?
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Of course.
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We thought we'd make it
a regular thing,
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seeing as we had
so much in common.
262
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,031
Shall we do one?
263
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,301
What shall we do now?
I don't want to go home.
264
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,737
What, in case wifey's
still there, behind the door?
265
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:51,905
Wifey? Ha-ha.
Yeah.
266
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,673
So glad
you find it amusing.
267
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,774
Come on.
268
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,610
We haven't been
out in ages.
269
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,411
I can't. Not tonight.
270
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,281
We could go to that Thai place
with the fat guy.
271
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,083
He sings on Wednesdays.
272
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,784
I can't.
I'm on kitchen duty.
273
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,186
What?
274
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,289
We take it in turns cooking
for each other, me and Vanessa.
275
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,525
Tofu stroganoff
in St Albans?
276
00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:14,461
The excitement
must be unbearable.
277
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,829
You'd be surprised.
278
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,831
Yeah, I would.
279
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,634
Come on.
280
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,002
Just a quick one?
281
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,270
Come on, one drink?
282
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,905
I can't. She's picking me up
from the station.
283
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,606
Yeah. Your loss.
284
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,379
All right, I'll do it.
285
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,947
Too late. I've changed my mind.
286
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,916
Euthanasia is
very last week.
287
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,317
That's a shame.
288
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,718
Ah, you'll get over it.
289
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,787
I was thinking
about cryogenics.
290
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,556
You've got a big freezer.
291
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,025
Bye.
292
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,195
Nutter.
293
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,897
What have you done?
294
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,136
She was here.
She saw you come in.
295
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,406
I didn't have a choice.
296
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,840
Well, that's it then,
isn't it?
297
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,443
That--That's it.
It's over.
298
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,846
It's fucking over.
Eight years of marriage.
299
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,148
I'm...
300
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,617
I'm really sorry, Tony.
301
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,486
It's Matt.
My name is Matt.
302
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,988
But it's, um--
303
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,691
It's really got nothing
to do with me.
304
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,326
You need to talk
to your wife.
305
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,760
Talk to her?
306
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,897
She won't even make
eye contact with me.
307
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,166
She won't even let me
hold the twins.
308
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,168
How can I even begin
to fix this
309
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,436
if she won't even
look at me?
310
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,437
She--
311
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,041
Hold me. Please.
312
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,578
Matt.
313
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,214
Look,
I can't lose you as well.
314
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,750
If--If you wanna
be here, then...
315
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,185
What?
316
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,254
With me, you've...
317
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:50,223
Oh.
318
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,425
God, yes. Of course.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
319
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,160
Um...
320
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,863
Uh, yeah.
321
00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:01,234
The client-escort relationship
should have clear boundaries.
322
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,071
Anything else
just doesn't work.
323
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,108
Oh, yeah.
324
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,011
Oh, yeah.
325
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,812
Yeah.
326
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,482
God, doesn't that
give you jaw ache?
327
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,151
Cooee.
328
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,388
W-What's going on?
Why have you stopped?
329
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,490
Nothing. Sorry.
330
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,765
Oh, so that's what he likes.
331
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,433
What's the matter?
332
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,701
Nothing.
333
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,105
I can't do this
with you here.
334
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,675
Oh, Christ.
335
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,644
Oh, dear.
336
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:48,248
I thought you were supposed
to be a professional.
337
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,850
Right.
Uh, let's--
338
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,585
Let's try something else,
shall we?
339
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,324
Mm.
340
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,763
No, no, no, no, no, no--
No, no, don't stop.
341
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,333
Please don't--
Don't stop.
342
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,407
No, I'm sorry.
I can't do this anymore.
343
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,576
What?
344
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,844
Why, what--?
What's happened?
345
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,913
I'm sorry.
I'll refund your money.
346
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,247
ney?
What the--?
347
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,382
Bloody money.
What's going on?
348
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,950
Look, this has got nothing
to do with me.
349
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,285
You need to speak
to your wife.
350
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,354
You can't just pretend
this isn't happening!
351
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,855
Ah, the tart
with the heart.
352
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,590
Look, talk to your wife.
Sort your marriage out.
353
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,791
I can't see you anymore.
354
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,561
What? Wait.
You're breaking up with me?
355
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,863
We were never together!
356
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,845
Relationships.
357
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,748
How do people do them?
358
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,151
I've no idea.
359
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,960
This is why I shouldn't go
anywhere near them.
360
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,333
This is why
I shouldn't even try.
361
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,686
Hi, Alex. It's me.
362
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:34,687
Um...
363
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,659
...can I come over,
for an hour?
364
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,763
Okay. All right. Bye.
365
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,674
Here you are.
366
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,677
Your time starts
367
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,313
...now.
Coffee?
368
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,053
And I'm--I'm just not ready
to be a girlfriend--
369
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:10,089
Shit, no milk.
Sorry.
370
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,825
Anybody's girlfriend.
371
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:12,859
Or indeed any coffee.
372
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:18,865
I'm a mess.
373
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,201
Alex, are you actually listening
to anything I'm saying?
374
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,535
Of course.
Of course.
375
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,804
You're telling me
in an oh-so-delightful way
376
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:25,905
that you want
to break up with me.
377
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,641
Thing is,
you're not a mess.
378
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,776
You're gorgeous.
379
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,977
I-I just--
380
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,613
I just--
I don't think
381
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,348
it's fair on you,
to start something and--
382
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,817
You walk out on me
in my hotel room.
383
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,385
You run out on me
at dinner.
384
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,254
You constantly
hang up on me.
385
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,355
That sounds like
a relationship to me.
386
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,023
Let's just stop.
Let's just be friends.
387
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,425
No, I don't want
to be friends.
388
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,094
I want to do things
to you
389
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,163
that I don't want to do
to my friends.
390
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,902
Alex, I can't go
out with you.
391
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,604
Irish coffee?
Except without the coffee,
392
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,439
which would technically
be whiskey.
393
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,573
I'm not what you want.
394
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,575
You're exactly what I want.
I'm not.
395
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,144
It's--
It's really complicated.
396
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,747
I love complicated
because it's interesting.
397
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,884
It's exciting.
it's just that--
398
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:14,420
I'm not very good at, um,
just opening up or sharing.
399
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,757
I'm--I'm--
I'm a very private person.
400
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:18,958
I'm not asking you
401
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,427
to tell me things,
to divulge your innermost.
402
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,598
I mean, Jesus,
403
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,535
who really knows everything
about anyone?
404
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,403
Why would you
really want to?
405
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,874
Do you really believe that?
406
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,010
I do.
407
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:43,283
Hannah, we're just starting.
408
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,387
Don't run scared already.
409
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,073
No, don't.
Hey. Why?
410
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,609
No, because I'm trying
to break up with you.
411
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,077
Tough. Tough.
412
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,648
You can't always get
at you want.
413
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,979
Shit, I'm late.
414
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:47,680
My boss is very punctual.
415
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,148
An overrated quality.
416
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,383
Mm.
417
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,318
I've gotta go.
Oh.
418
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,557
Oh, Hannah?
Yeah?
419
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,192
I really enjoyed
breaking up with you.
420
00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:00,326
Can we do it again soon,
please?
421
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,410
My 9:30.
422
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,545
He also wants
the girlfriend experience.
423
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:24,751
He likes to lie in bed,
watch movies, and hold my hand.
424
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,085
It's nice.
425
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,397
Hello?
426
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,665
Hey, it's me.
427
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,734
What are you doing?
428
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,569
Oh, nothing much.
429
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,471
Just getting ready
for work.
430
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,306
I hope that you're
thinking about me.
431
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,813
I met someone.
What do you mean?
432
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,181
Hey.
433
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,417
Is he better looking than me?
434
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,851
Is that actually possible?
435
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,354
Come clean to him and I'll come
and have lunch with you then.
436
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,056
So, Hannah, are you gonna
tell Alex the truth
437
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:04,057
or shall I?
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