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Cleaned & corrected by Tronar
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Things are never gonna be
the same now.
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I mean, look at this.
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You got aliens.
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You got big green guys tearing down buildings.
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When I was a kid,
I used to draw cowboys and Indians.
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Actually, it's Native American,
but whatever.
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Yeah. Tell you what, though.
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It ain't bad, is it?
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No. Yeah.
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Kid's got a future.
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Yeah, well...
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...we'll see, I guess.
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No, hey!
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You can't saw through that stuff.
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These alien bastards are tough.
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You gotta use the stuff they use.
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- See? All right.
- All right.
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Oh, hey!
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Glad you could join us. Afternoon.
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- Yeah. My alarm didn't go off.
- Yeah, your alarm.
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Look, just go stack
that armor plating like I asked you.
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This is a huge deal for us.
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Attention, please!
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In accordance
with Executive Order 396B...
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...all post-battle cleanup operations
are now under ourjurisdiction.
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Thank you for your service.
We'll take it from here.
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Who the hell are you?
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Qualified personnel.
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Look, I have a city contract to salvage
all this, okay, with the city, s0...
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I apologize, Mr. Toomes, but all salvage
operations are now under ourjurisdiction.
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Please turn over any and all
exotic materials that you've collected...
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...or you will be prosecuted.
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Ma'am, what am...?
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Please. Come here.
Hey, lady, come on.
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Look...
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...I bought trucks for this job.
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I brought in a whole new crew.
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These guys have a family.
I have a family.
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I'm all in on this. I could lose my house.
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I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do.
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Maybe next time,
don't overextend yourself.
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What'd you say?
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Yeah.
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He's right. I overextended myself.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- D0n't do it.
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Put them down.
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If you have a grievance,
you may take it up with my superiors.
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Your superiors. Who the hell are they?
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A joint venture between Stark Industries
and the government...
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...the Department of Damage Control,
will oversee the collection...
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...and storage of alien
and other exotic materials.
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Now the assholes who made this mess
are paid to clean it up.
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Yeah, it's all rigged.
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Experts estimate there are
over 1500 tons of exotic material...
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mscattered throughout the tri-state area.
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Hey, chief!
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We have another load from yesterday.
We're supposed to turn this in, right?
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I ain't hauling it.
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It's too bad.
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We could have made some cool stuff
from all that alien junk.
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I tell you what.
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Let's keep it.
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The world's changing.
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It's time we change, too.
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There you go, Mason.
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Business is good.
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New York. Queens.
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- It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home.
- Who you talking to?
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No one. Just making
a little video of the trip.
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- You know you can't show it to anyone.
- Yeah, I know.
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Then why are you narrating
in that voice?
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- Because it's fun.
- Fun.
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So why do they call you Happy?
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Come on.
I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go.
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Hey, should I go
to the bathroom before?
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There's a bathroom on it.
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No pilot? That's awesome.
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- Is that where you're gonna sit?
- Yeah.
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This is your first time
on a private plane?
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My first time on any plane.
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Should it...? Should it be...?
Should it be making that noise?
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No one has actually told me
why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing.
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Something about
Captain America going crazy.
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- This is you.
- Oh, we're neighbors?
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We're not roommates. Suit up.
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Okay, Peter, you got this.
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- What the hell are you wearing?
- It's my suit.
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- Where's the case?
- What case?
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What? I thought that was a closet.
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- This is still my room?
- Go.
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- My room is way bigger than...
- There.
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I found the case. I found the case.
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"A minor upgrade"?
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Oh, my God.
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- Put it on.
- What the...?
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This is the coolest thing
I've ever seen...
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- Let's go.
- But, yeah. Well, I don't understand.
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Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait.
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This is insane. Insane.
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Look at this thing.
Look. Look at the eyes.
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- This is the greatest day of my life.
- Let's go.
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Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man,
Black Widow. Who's that new guy?
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- Underoos!
- Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go.
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Hey, everyone.
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The craziest thing just happened.
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I just had a fight with Captain America.
I stole his shield. I threw it at him...
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What the hell? He's big now.
I gotta go. Hang on.
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It was the most amazing thing!
Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!"
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I flipped in and stole Cap's shield.
I was like, "What's up, everybody?"
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And then... Hey, just a second!
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COming!
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(H9)'-
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We have thin walls here.
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What are you doing, a little video diary?
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- Yeah.
- It's all right.
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- I'd do the same thing.
- I told him not to.
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- He was filming. I'm gonna wipe the chip.
- Okay.
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Hey. You know what?
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We should make an alibi video
for your aunt anyway. You ready?
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- An alibi? Sure. Okay.
- We rolling? Get in the frame.
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Hey, May. How you doing? What are
you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope.
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Peter, that's inappropriate.
Let's start over. You can edit it.
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Three, two, one. Hey, May.
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My gosh, I wanted to tell you what
an incredible job your nephew did...
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...this weekend
at the Stark internship retreat.
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Everyone was impressed.
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Come on! It's a freaking merge. I'm sorry.
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This is because you're not
on Queens Boulevard.
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See, Happy is hoping to get
bumped up to asset management.
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He was forehead of security,
before that he was a driver.
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That was a private conversation.
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I don't like joking about this.
It was hard to talk about that.
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- No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch?
- Here we are. End of the line.
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- Can you give us a moment?
- Want me to leave?
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Grab Peter's case out of the trunk.
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I can keep the suit?
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Yes, we were just talking about it.
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Do me a favor, though.
Happy's kind of your point guy on this.
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Don't stress him out.
Don't do anything stupid.
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I've seen his cardiogram.
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- All right?
- Yes.
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Don't do anything I would do,
and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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There's a little gray area in there.
That's where you operate.
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- Wait, does that mean I'm an Avenger?
- No.
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- This it?
- Seventh floor.
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- I can take that. You don't have to.
- You'll take it?
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- Yeah, I can take that.
- Thank you.
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So when's our next...?
When's our next "retreat," you know?
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- What, next mission?
- Yeah, the mission. The missions.
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- We'll call you.
- Do you have my numbers?
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No, I mean, we'll call you.
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Like, someone will call you. All right?
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- From your team.
- Okay. All right.
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It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing
the door for you. We're not there yet.
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Bye.
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They're gonna call me.
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What's up, Penis Parker?
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Rise and shine,
Midtown Science and Technology.
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Don't forget
about your homecoming tickets.
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Do you have a date for homecoming?
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Thanks, Jason,
but I already have a date.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Damn it. You, in my office right now.
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Join me, and together...
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...we'll build my new LEGO Death Star.
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- What?
- So lame.
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That's awesome. How many pieces?
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Three thousand eight hundred and three.
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- That's insane.
- I know. You want to build it tonight?
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No, I can't tonight. I've got the Stark...
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- Stark internship.
- Yeah, exactly.
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Always got that internship.
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Yeah, well, hopefully,
soon it'll lead to a real job with them.
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- That would be so sweet.
- Right?
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He'd be all, "Good job
on those spreadsheets, Peter.
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Here's a gold coin."
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- I don't know howjobs work.
- That's exactly how they work.
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I'll knock out the bones of the Death Star.
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I'll come by afterwards. For the most part,
the difficult thing is the base of it.
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The top half we can knock out
in two hours, tops.
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That'd be great.
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I'm gonna be late.
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Okay, so how do we calculate
linear acceleration...
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...between points A and B?
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Flash.
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It's the product of sine of the angle
and gravity divided by mass.
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Nope. Peter. You still with us?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Mass cancels out,
so it's just gravity times sine.
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Right. See, Flash, being the fastest
isn't always the best if you are wrong.
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You're dead.
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Today we're talking
about Danish physicist Niels Bohr...
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...but trust me, there's nothing Bohr-ing...
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...about his discoveries
regarding quantum theory.
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Did Liz get a new top?
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No. We've seen that before,
but never with that skirt.
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- Liz, hey. That looks so good.
- Hi!
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We should probably stop staring
before it gets creepy.
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Too late.
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You guys are losers.
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Well, then why do you sit with us?
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Because I don't have any friends.
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Next question.
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What is the heaviest
naturally-occurring element?
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Hydrogen's the lightest.
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That's not the question. Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Uranium.
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Correct. Thank you, Abraham.
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- Yes.
- Please open your books to page 10.
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Peter, it's nationals.
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Is there no way
you could take one weekend off?
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I can't go to Washington. If Mr. Stark
needs me, I have to make sure I'm here.
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You've never been
in the same room as Tony Stark.
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Wait. What's happening?
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- Peter's not going to Washington.
- No.
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- No, no, no.
- Why not?
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Really? Right before nationals?
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He already quit marching band
and robotics lab.
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I'm not obsessed with him.
Just very observant.
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Flash, you're in for Peter.
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I don't know.
I gotta check my calendar first.
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I got a hot date
with Black Widow coming up.
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That is false.
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What'd I tell you about using the bell
for comedic purposes?
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- Hey, what's up?
- Hey, man.
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What's up, Mr. Delmar?
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Hey, Mr. Parker.
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Number five, right?
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Yeah, and with pickles, and can you
smush it down real flat? Thanks.
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You got it, boss.
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How's your aunt?
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Yeah, she's all right.
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She's a very hot Italian woman.
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How's your daughter?
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- Ten dollars.
- It's 5 dollars.
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- For that comment, 10 dollars.
- Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking.
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Here's 5 dollars.
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What's up, Murph?
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How you doing, buddy?
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So how's school?
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It's boring. Got better things to do.
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Stay in school, kid.
Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me.
244
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,894
- This is great.
- Best sandwiches in Queens.
245
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,585
Finally.
246
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,093
- What's the matter with you?
- Could you hold this?
247
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,598
Thanks.
248
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,936
Hey, is this anybody's bike? No?
249
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,517
- Hey, buddy, is this your bike?
- I have no change.
250
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,978
Does anyone have a pen?
Do you have a pen?
251
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,439
Everybody good?
252
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,786
Hey!
253
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,741
You're that spider guy
on YouTube, right?
254
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:13,954
Call me Spider-Man.
255
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,619
Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip.
256
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,339
- Yeah!
- Not bad.
257
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,178
Hey, buddy.
258
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,399
- Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad.
- It's my car, dumbass!
259
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,276
Hey! Shut that off!
260
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,482
- Can you tell him it's my car?
- I was...
261
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,194
- I work at nights. Come on.
- That's not your car!
262
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,484
- That's his car.
- How was I supposed to know?
263
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,184
- He was putting that in the window!
- Every day with these alarms!
264
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,038
- Turn it off!
- Don't make me come down there, punk.
265
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,871
Hey, GarY-HOW you doing?
266
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,377
Marjorie, how are you?
How's your mother?
267
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,757
I'm good, I'm good.
268
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,384
You have reached
the voicemail box of:
269
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,015
HaPPY Hogan.
270
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,392
Hey, Happy. Here's my report for tonight.
271
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,053
I stopped a grand theft bicycle.
272
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,768
Couldn't find the owner,
so I just left a note.
273
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,229
I helped this lost, old Dominican lady.
274
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,271
She was really nice
and bought me a churro.
275
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,614
I just feel like I could be doing more.
276
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,993
You know? Just curious
when the next real missi0n's gonna be.
277
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,450
So, yeah, just call me back.
278
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,366
It's Peter. Parker.
279
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,755
Why would I tell him about the churro?
280
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,003
Hey, hey-
281
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,842
Okay.
282
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,097
- Can't wait to see this thing.
- Finally, something good.
283
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,853
Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy.
284
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,863
- Told you it was worth it.
- Okay, 90, 90, 9O-
285
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,736
Oh, nice.
286
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,747
We can hit, like, five more places tonight.
287
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,466
What's up, guys?
You forget your PIN number?
288
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,925
You're the Avengers.
289
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,007
What are you guys doing here?
290
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,765
Thor. Hulk.
Good to finally meet you guys.
291
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,432
I thought you'd be more handsome
in person. Iron Man.
292
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,522
Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank?
You're a billionaire.
293
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,359
Hey__
294
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,524
Oh, this feels so weird.
295
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,619
What is that thing?
296
00:19:55,778 --> 00:20:00,033
I'm starting to think
you're not the Avengers.
297
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,746
911. What's your emergency?
298
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:10,510
Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers
in a bank on 21st Street.
299
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,511
Let's wrap this up. It's a school night.
300
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,055
So how do jerks like you
get tech like this?
301
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,014
No. Wait, wait, wait!
302
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,444
Mr. Delmar.
303
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,858
Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in here?
ls anybody in here? Hello?
304
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,827
Oh, come on.
305
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,255
I gotta...
306
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,876
- Here, here.
- Good, yeah.
307
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,337
Okay. Good. Yes.
308
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,925
Yes... No. No, put that down.
309
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,217
That's worth more
than you or me. Yeah?
310
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,478
The craziest thing just happened.
These guys were robbing an ATM...
311
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,004
- ...with high-tech weapons...
- Take a breath. I don't have time...
312
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,891
- ...for ATM robberies...
- Yeah, but...
313
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,311
...or the notes you leave.
I have moving day to worry about.
314
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,196
Everything's gotta be out next week.
315
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,984
- Wait. You're moving? Who's moving?
- Yeah, don't you watch the news?
316
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,450
Tony sold Avengers Tower.
We're relocating t0 a new facility upstate...
317
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,832
- ...where hopefully cell service is worse.
- But what about me?
318
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,746
What about you?
319
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,958
Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me
or something big goes down?
320
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,583
- Can lp/ease talk to Mr. Stark?
- Stay away from anything dangerous.
321
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,502
I'm responsible for making sure
you're responsible, okay?
322
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,885
I am responsible. I... Oh, crap.
323
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,471
- My backpack's gone.
- That doesn't sound responsible.
324
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,638
- I'll call you back.
- Feel free not to.
325
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,782
What was that?
326
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,334
It's nothing. Nothing.
327
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,211
You're the Spider-Man.
328
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,214
- From YouTube.
- I'm not. I'm not.
329
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,824
- You were on the ceiling.
- No. What are you doing in my room?
330
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,834
May let me in.
We were gonna finish the Death Star.
331
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,138
You can't just bust into my room!
332
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,016
That turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster.
333
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,802
Let's go to dinner.
Thai? Ned, you want Thai?
334
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,221
- Yes.
- No. He's got a thing.
335
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,981
A thing to do after.
336
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,021
Okay.
337
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,857
Maybe put on some clothes.
338
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,356
- Oh, she doesn't know?
- Nobody knows.
339
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,776
Mr. Stark knows
because he made my suit. That's it.
340
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:25,162
Tony Stark made you that?
Are you an Avenger?
341
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,915
Yeah, basically.
342
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,370
You can't tell anybody about this.
You gotta keep it a secret.
343
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,379
- Secret? Why?
- You know what she's like.
344
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:37,618
If she finds out people try and kill me
every night, she won't let me do this.
345
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,925
Come on, Ned, please.
346
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,802
Okay, okay, okay.
347
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,680
I'll level with you.
I can't keep this a secret.
348
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,748
It's the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me.
349
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,432
Ned, May cannot know.
I cannot do that to her right now.
350
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:52,349
You know? I mean, everything
that's happened with her, I... Please.
351
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,399
- Okay.
- Just swear it, okay?
352
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:58,900
I swear.
353
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,111
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
354
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,196
I can't believe this is happening now.
355
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,611
- Can I try the suit on?
- No.
356
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,769
How's it work? Magnets?
How do you shoot the strings?
357
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,998
- I'm gonna tell you at school tomorrow.
- Great.
358
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,124
Okay, well, wait, then.
359
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,787
How do you do this
and the Stark internship?
360
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,044
This is the Stark internship.
361
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,259
Just get out of here.
362
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,472
What's the matter?
363
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,550
Thought you loved larb.
364
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,890
It's too larby?
365
00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:32,771
Not larby enough.
366
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:37,527
How many times do I have to say "larb"
before you talk to me?
367
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,858
You know I larb you.
368
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,069
I'm just stressed.
The internship, and I'm tired.
369
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,279
A lot of work.
370
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,694
The Stark internship.
371
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,535
I have to tell you,
not a fan of that Tony Stark.
372
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:54,911
You're distracted all the time.
He's got you in your head.
373
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:58,172
- Delmar's Sandwiches was destroyed...
- What does he have you doing?
374
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,072
- ...in an explosion...
- You need to use your instincts.
375
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,211
...after an ATM robbery was thwarted
by Queens' own crime stopper...
376
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,469
What?
377
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,175
...the Spider-Man.
378
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,682
As the Spider-Man attempted
to foil their heist...
379
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:12,516
...a powerful blast was set off, slicing
through the bodega across the street.
380
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,726
Miraculously, no one was harmed.
381
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:18,984
If you spot something like that happening,
you turn and you run the other way.
382
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,895
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
383
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,358
Six blocks away from us.
384
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,523
I need a new backpack.
385
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,152
- What?
- I need a new backpack.
386
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,827
That's five.
387
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,374
- Sticky rice pudding.
- We didn't order that.
388
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,375
It's on the house.
389
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,415
Thanks.
390
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:41,465
That's nice of him.
391
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,217
I think he larbs you.
392
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,346
You got bit by a spider?
393
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,972
Can it bite me?
394
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,974
Well, it probably would've hurt, right?
395
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,431
Whatever. Even if it did hurt,
I'd let it bite me.
396
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,187
Maybe. How much did it hurt?
397
00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,564
The spider's dead, Ned.
398
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,908
You were here?
399
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,027
Yeah.
400
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,821
You c0uld've died.
401
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,204
Do you lay eggs?
402
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,085
What? No.
403
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:24,296
- Can you spit venom?
- No.
404
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,756
Can you summon an army of spiders?
405
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,011
No, Ned.
406
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:31,094
The Sokovia Accords were put
into place...
407
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,554
How far can you shoot your webs?
408
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:34,934
It's unknown. Shut up.
409
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,346
To begin regulating...
410
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,856
If I was you,
I would stand on a building...
411
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:42,393
- ...and just shoot it as far as I could...
- Shut up, Ned.
412
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:46,439
Hi. I'm Captain America. Whether you're
in the classroom or on the battlefield...
413
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,278
- Do you know him too?
- Yeah, we met.
414
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,057
...fitness can be the difference
between success or failure.
415
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,161
- I stole his shield.
- What?
416
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,367
Today, my good friend,
your gym teacher...
417
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,158
...will conduct
the Captain America Fitness Challenge.
418
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,416
Thank you, Captain.
419
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,624
Pretty sure he's a war criminal,
but I have to show these videos.
420
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,006
It's required by the state. Let's do it.
421
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,666
Do Avengers have to pay taxes?
422
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,460
What does Hulk smell like?
423
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,628
- I bet he smells nice.
- You have to shut up.
424
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,514
Is Captain America cool,
or is he like a mean, old grandpa?
425
00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:14,596
Ned, just... okay?
426
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:18,262
- Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?
- What?
427
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,977
Yeah. You know how there's a guy
with a headset...
428
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,983
...telling the other guy where t0 go?
429
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,986
If you're in a burning building,
I could tell you where to go.
430
00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:28,739
There'd be screens around me,
and I could swivel around.
431
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,992
- I could be your guy in the chair.
- I don't need a guy in the chair.
432
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,824
Looking good, Parker.
433
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:39,492
Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor...
434
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,535
...marry Iron Man and kill Hulk.
435
00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,545
Well, what about the Spider-Man?
436
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:44,921
It's just Spider-Man.
437
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,300
Did you see the bank security cam
on YouTube? He fought off four guys.
438
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,301
Oh, my God,
she's crushing on Spider-Man.
439
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:51,552
No way.
440
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:53,760
- Kind of.
- Oh, gross.
441
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,999
- He's probably 30.
- You don't know what he looks like.
442
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,977
Like, what if he's seriously burned?
443
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,855
I wouldn't care. I'd love him
for the person he is inside.
444
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,891
Peter knows Spider-Man.
445
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,858
No, I don't. No. I... I mean...
446
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,361
They're friends.
447
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,493
Yeah, like Coach Wilson
and Captain America are friends.
448
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,371
I've met him, yeah. A couple times.
449
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:18,910
But it's...
450
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,783
...through the Stark internship.
451
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,583
Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed
to talk about it.
452
00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:27,623
Well, that's awesome.
Hey, you know what?
453
00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:30,463
Maybe you should invite him
to Liz's party. Right?
454
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,926
Yeah, I'm having people over tonight.
You're more than welcome to come.
455
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,510
- Having a party?
- Yeah, it's gonna be dope.
456
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,472
You should totally invite
your personal friend Spider-Man.
457
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,182
It's okay.
458
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:44,064
I know Peter's way too busy
for parties anyway, so...
459
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,066
Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker?
460
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:53,903
What are you doing?
461
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,568
Helping you out.
462
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,327
Did you not hear her?
463
00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,955
Liz has a crush on you.
464
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,451
Dude, you're an Avenger.
465
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:08,498
If any one of us has a chance
with a senior girl, it's you.
466
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,303
House party in the suburbs.
467
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,840
Oh, I remember these. Kind ofjealous.
468
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,225
It'll be a night to remember.
469
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:23,512
Ned, some hats wear men.
You wear that hat.
470
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,647
Yeah, it gives me confidence.
471
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,023
This is a mistake.
472
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,434
Hey, let's just go home.
473
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,068
Oh, Peter.
474
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,980
I know. I know it's really hard...
475
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:36,400
...trying to fit in with all the changes
your body's going through.
476
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:37,613
It's flowering now.
477
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,863
He's so stressed out lately.
478
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,623
What helps with stress is a party.
479
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,661
- We should go to the party.
- Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna go.
480
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:49,713
Peter.
481
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,712
- Have fun, okay? Okay.
- I will.
482
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,751
Bye, May.
483
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,756
Dude, you have the suit, right?
484
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,175
- Yeah.
- This is gonna change our lives.
485
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,019
- Annie, over here!
- Hey.
486
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,353
(H9)'-
487
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,355
DJ Flash.
488
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:17,491
Okay. We're gonna have
Spider-Man swing in...
489
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:21,620
...say you guys are tight, and I get
a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs.
490
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,906
Can't believe you're at this lame party.
491
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,289
But you're here too.
492
00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:27,997
Am w
493
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,792
Oh, my gosh.
494
00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:33,753
Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned.
495
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,667
- Hi, Liz.
- Hi, Liz.
496
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,711
I'm so happy you guys came.
497
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:40,381
There's pizza and drinks. Help yourself.
498
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,850
- What a great party.
- Thanks.
499
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,763
Oh, I...
500
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,603
My parents will kill me
if anything's broken. I gotta...
501
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,234
- Yeah.
- Have fun.
502
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,360
- Bye.
- Bye.
503
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,521
Dude, what are you doing?
504
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,782
She's here. Spider it up.
505
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,568
No, no, no. I can't... I cannot do this.
506
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,988
Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay?
507
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:06,828
Look, I'm just gonna be myself.
508
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:09,292
Peter, no one wants that.
509
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,252
Dude.
510
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,544
Penis Parker, what's up?
511
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,542
So where's your pal Spider-Man?
512
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,257
Let me guess: In Canada
with your imaginary girlfriend?
513
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:24,887
That's not Spider-Man.
That's just Ned in a red shirt.
514
00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,605
"Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man.
515
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:37,817
Just thought I'd swing by
and say hello to my buddy Peter.
516
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:40,152
Oh, what's up, Ned?
Hey, where's Peter, anyways?
517
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,158
He must be around..."
518
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:49,575
God, this is stupid. What am I doing?
519
00:31:58,667 --> 00:31:59,793
What the hell?
520
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,361
This sucks.
521
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:31,917
Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed
sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia.
522
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,372
Here. You try.
523
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:38,336
I wanted something low-key.
Why are you trying to upsell me, man?
524
00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:40,592
Okay, okay.
I got what you need, all right?
525
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,549
I got tons of great stuff here. One sec.
526
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:48,767
Okay, I got black hole grenades,
Chitauri railguns...
527
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,019
You letting off shots
in public now? Hurry up.
528
00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:54,808
Look, times are changing. We're the only
ones selling these high-tech weapons.
529
00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:58,234
This must be where
the ATM robbers got their stuff.
530
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:02,773
I need something to stick up somebody.
I'm not trying to shoot them back in time.
531
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:05,158
I got antigrav climbers.
532
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,409
Yo, climbers?
533
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,201
Okay, what the hell is that?
534
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,375
- Did you set us up?
- Hey, hey, man.
535
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:20,716
Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot
at somebody, shoot at me.
536
00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:22,000
All right.
537
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,641
What was that?
538
00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,954
- We gotta call him.
- No, no, no.
539
00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:57,915
Did you just do it again?
540
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,251
- Shut up.
- I'm calling him.
541
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,345
Toomes's phone.
542
00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:13,889
Boss.
543
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,178
Oh, my butt!
544
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,997
Great. Guess I'm gonna have
to take a shortcut.
545
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,835
Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun.
546
00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:44,750
Hey, hey, buddy.
547
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,419
Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch.
548
00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,765
Now, this is more like it.
549
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,562
Smells really good.
550
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,200
Great movie!
551
00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:18,291
Oh, hey, guys.
552
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,374
NO! No!
553
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:24,255
Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message.
554
00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,916
Peter, where are you?
555
00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:27,959
The hat's not working. This is not cool.
556
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:31,004
Almost got you.
557
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,477
Thought you got away from me,
didn't you?
558
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,854
I got you right where I want you.
559
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,857
Surprise!
560
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,950
What the hell?
561
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,954
Oh, hey.
562
00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:51,464
And then he just, like,
swooped down like a monster...
563
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:55,176
...and picked me up, and took me up
like a thousand feet and just dropped me.
564
00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:58,175
H0w'd you find me?
Did you put a tracker in my suit?
565
00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,184
I put everything in your suit.
566
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:01,686
Including this heater.
567
00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:07,358
That's better. Thanks.
568
00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:08,689
What were you thinking?
569
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,152
The guy with wings is the source
of the weapons. I gotta take him down.
570
00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,986
Take him down now, huh?
571
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,948
Crockett, there are people
who handle this son of thing.
572
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,954
- The Avengers?
- No. This is a little below their pay grade.
573
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,115
Mr. Stark, you didn't have
to come out here.
574
00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,704
I had that. I was fine.
575
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:27,295
Oh, I'm not here.
576
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,961
Thank God this place has Wi-Fi...
577
00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,921
...or you would be toast right now.
578
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:35,087
Thank Ganesh while you're at it. Cheers.
579
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,426
Look, forget the flying vulture guy,
please.
580
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:38,636
- Why?
- Why?
581
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,846
Because I said so!
582
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,013
Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager.
583
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,647
Stay close to the ground.
584
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:49,855
Build up your game helping little people,
like that lady that bought you the churro.
585
00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:53,401
Can't you just be a friendly...
586
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,399
...neighborho0d Spider-Man?
587
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:57,283
But I'm ready for more than that now.
588
00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:58,823
No, you're not.
589
00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:01,305
That's not what you thought
when I took on Captain America.
590
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,074
Trust me, kid. if Cap wanted
to lay you out, he would've.
591
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:08,997
Listen to me. If you come across
these weapons again, call Happy.
592
00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:10,630
Are you driving?
593
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,793
You know, it's never too early
to start thinking about college.
594
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,710
I got some pull at MIT. End call.
595
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,592
No, I don't need to go to...
596
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,803
Mr. Stark is no longer connected.
597
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,353
That's awesome.
598
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,442
"Stay close to the ground"?
What is he talking about?
599
00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,164
Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back.
600
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,550
Actually, I was calling to say
maybe you shouldn't come. Listen.
601
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,881
When I say "penis," you say "Parker."
602
00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,091
- Penis!
- Parker!
603
00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:00,471
- Penis!
- Parker!
604
00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:03,217
Sorry, Peter. lguess we're still losers.
605
00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:06,307
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- I'll see you tomorrow in school.
606
00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,060
Idiots.
607
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,013
Idiots.
608
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,726
Idiots!
609
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:53,604
Boss?
610
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:57,233
Your wife keeps texting you.
Something about a brake light.
611
00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,818
What'd I tell you about
looking at my phone?
612
00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,233
Sorry. You left it out.
613
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,242
You know
I'm a curious person by nature.
614
00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:08,282
I finished designing
that high-altitude vacuum seal.
615
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,536
In case you want to,
you know, go for the big one?
616
00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,750
You're still on that? I told you, no.
617
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,460
The answer's no. Forget it.
618
00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:30,599
I mean, that was badass.
619
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:37,102
How many times have I told you
not to fire them out in the open?
620
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,817
- You said, move the merchandise.
- Under the radar.
621
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,196
Under the radar!
622
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,108
That's how we survive.
623
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,619
If you bring Damage Control
or the Avengers down here, we're through.
624
00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:50,206
You're out there wearing that goofy thing,
lighting up cars...
625
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:51,867
...calling yourself the Shocker.
626
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:55,162
"I'm the Shocker. I shock people."
What is this, pro wrestling?
627
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:57,126
Whatever, old man. Come on.
628
00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:00,003
Look.
629
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,588
Look.
630
00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:04,425
I know you don't give a crap
about anything.
631
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,214
But I do.
632
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:09,510
I built this whole place
because I got people I have to look after.
633
00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:12,896
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
634
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,561
You know what?
635
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,398
I can't afford your bullshit.
636
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,028
- Get out of here.
- What?
637
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:24,487
- You're done. You're off the crew.
- Yeah, all right.
638
00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:26,405
All right.
639
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,990
Wonder if you can afford me
out there, though, right?
640
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,996
With everything I know.
641
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,792
- Excuse me?
- I'm just saying...
642
00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:38,793
...maybe your wife would like to know
where you really get your money from.
643
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:41,207
- You know what?
- What?
644
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:42,754
You're right.
645
00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,385
- That work?
- I don't know.
646
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,217
I can't afford that.
647
00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:49,925
Wait.
648
00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:58,058
Damn.
649
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:03,021
- I thought this was the antigravity gun.
- What?
650
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:04,279
No, that's that one.
651
00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:18,791
Here.
652
00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:23,959
Now you're the Shocker. Go out there
and find that weapon he lost.
653
00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,172
All right.
654
00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:36,392
Hey, thanks for bailing on me.
655
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,522
Yeah, well, something came up.
656
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:39,898
What is that?
657
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:42,857
I don't know.
Some guy tried to vaporize me with it.
658
00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:44,487
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
659
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,113
Awesome.
660
00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:49,367
I mean, not awesome.
Totally uncool of that guy.
661
00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,323
So scary.
662
00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,326
Well, look, I think it's...
663
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:55,957
".8 power SOUFCG.
664
00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,709
Yeah, but it's connected
to all these microprocessors.
665
00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:02,088
That's an inductive charging plate. That's
what I use to charge my toothbrush.
666
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,295
Whoever's making these weapons
is combining alien tech with ours.
667
00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:09,338
That is literally the coolest sentence
anyone has ever said.
668
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:12,553
I just want to thank you
for letting me be part of yourjourney...
669
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,093
...into this amazing...
670
00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:20,727
Keep your fingers clear of the blades.
671
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,978
I gotta figure out what this is
and who makes it.
672
00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,363
We'll go to the lab after class
and run tests.
673
00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:28,819
Let's do it.
674
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,578
First, we put the glowy thing
in the mass spectrometer.
675
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,210
We gotta come up with a better name
than "glowy thingy."
676
00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:42,461
You're right.
677
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,081
Crap.
678
00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,174
Come on, come on, come on.
679
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:53,385
High schools creep me out.
680
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,058
They got this funny smell, you know?
681
00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:58,515
Hey, that's one of the guys
that tried to kill me.
682
00:43:58,678 --> 00:43:59,725
What?
683
00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:01,389
- Yeah.
- We gotta get out of here.
684
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,433
No, no, no. I gotta follow them.
685
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:06,193
They can lead me to the guy
that dropped me in the lake.
686
00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:08,605
- Someone dropped you in a lake?
- Yeah, it was not good.
687
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:12,028
- Peter...
- No. Stay there, Ned.
688
00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:13,784
Peter.
689
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,076
What are you doing?
690
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,491
Nothing.
691
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,830
Yeah. You good?
692
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,040
Chess.
693
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:29,422
Man, can you imagine what the boss
would say if he knew where we were?
694
00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:31,678
It's saying there was
an energy pulse here.
695
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,258
There's no sign of the weapon.
696
00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:36,391
- And even if it was here, now it's gone.
- So are we.
697
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:11,922
This is so awesome.
698
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:13,927
I know, right?
699
00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,929
They're in Brooklyn.
700
00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,063
Staten Island.
701
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,693
Leaving Jersey.
702
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:41,948
They stopped.
703
00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:45,751
Maryland?
704
00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:48,163
- What's there?
- I don't know.
705
00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:49,376
Evil lair?
706
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:51,962
- They have a lair?
- A gang with alien guns...
707
00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,922
...run by a guy with wings? Yeah.
708
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,507
Badass.
709
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,549
But how are you gonna get there
if it's, like, 300 miles away?
710
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,394
It's not too far from D.C.
711
00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:05,596
- Hey, it's Peter.
- Guys.
712
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,810
- Peter?
- Hey, buddy.
713
00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:08,850
I was hoping I could rejoin the team.
714
00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:10,643
No, no way. You can't quit on us...
715
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:13,438
...stroll up and be welcomed back
by everyone.
716
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,483
Hey, welcome back!
Flash, you're back to first alternate.
717
00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:17,992
- What?
- He's taking your place.
718
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,527
Excuse me, can we go already?
719
00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:23,494
I was hoping to get in some protesting
in front of an embassy before dinner.
720
00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:26,125
Protesting is patriotic.
Let's get on the bus.
721
00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:31,377
Focus up.
Our next topic is the moons of Saturn.
722
00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:33,458
The second law of thermodynamics.
723
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,923
- Frank Sinatra.
- Fort Sumter.
724
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,925
- Flash is wrong.
- Okay, let's focus. Next one.
725
00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,431
Liz, don't overwork them.
726
00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,641
Strontium, barium, vibranium.
727
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,677
Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back.
728
00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:46,312
Glad to be back.
729
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:50,142
- What is the current standard unit of...?
- Can I take this real quick?
730
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:51,810
Yeah, fine.
731
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,774
- Hello?
- Got a blip on my screen here.
732
00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:54,983
You left New York?
733
00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:56,773
- Okay, focus up, everyone.
- Tracker.
734
00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:59,067
Yeah, it's just a school trip. It's nothing.
735
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,656
Happy, I gotta say,
tracking me without permission...
736
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,617
...is a complete violation of privacy.
737
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,123
- That's different.
- What's different?
738
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,751
Nothing. Look, it's just
the Academic Decathlon.
739
00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:12,004
- It's no big deal.
- Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal.
740
00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:16,759
Sounds like no big deal,
but remember, I'm watching you.
741
00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:30,728
- Everyone stick together.
- Yeah.
742
00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:33,066
You kidding me? This place is huge.
743
00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:35,819
- I've seen bigger.
- There's a bird in here.
744
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:39,232
- Hey, you brought your laptop, right?
- Why?
745
00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:48,658
Peter...
746
00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:51,828
...why are we removing
the tracker from your suit?
747
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,461
I gotta follow these guys to their boss
before they move again...
748
00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:59,594
...and I don't really want Mr. Stark
to know about it.
749
00:47:59,752 --> 00:48:01,595
So you're lying to Iron Man now?
750
00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:03,381
No, I'm not lying.
751
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,175
He just doesn't really get
what I can do yet.
752
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:12,265
Gotcha.
753
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:16,607
All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp.
754
00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:22,612
There's a ton
of other subsystems in here...
755
00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:26,405
...but they're all disabled
by the Training Wheels Protocol.
756
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:27,696
What?
757
00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:31,493
"Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off.
758
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:34,583
I don't think that's a good idea.
They're blocked for a reason.
759
00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:37,339
Come on, man,
I don't need training wheels.
760
00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:39,876
I'm sick of him treating me
like a kid all the time.
761
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,340
- It's not cool.
- But you are a kid.
762
00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:44,597
A kid who can stop a bus
with his bare hands.
763
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:48,510
Peter, I just don't think this is a great idea.
I mean, what if this is illegal?
764
00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:51,646
Look, please.
This is my chance to prove myself.
765
00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:53,556
I can handle it. Ned, come on.
766
00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:56,441
- I don't think this is a good idea.
- The guy in the chair.
767
00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,065
- Don't do that.
- Come on.
768
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,082
The glowy thing, it's evidence.
Keep it safe.
769
00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:16,837
- All right?
- Okay. Okay.
770
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,003
- They're moving.
- Be careful.
771
00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,717
- Hey, Liz.
- Perfect timing.
772
00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:27,298
We're gonna go swimming.
773
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,138
- Come on, come on, come on.
- What?
774
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,552
- Hey, Peter.
- Hi.
775
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,563
(H9)'-
776
00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:39,027
I was... I was gonna go study
in the business center.
777
00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,529
You don't need to.
You're the smartest guy I've ever met.
778
00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:42,984
And besides...
779
00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:46,947
...a rebellious group activity the day
before competition is good for morale.
780
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,496
Well, I read that in a TED Talk, so...
781
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,907
I... I heard it in a TED Talk.
782
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:54,996
And I read a coaching book.
783
00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:58,170
You really...
This is really imporiant to you.
784
00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:00,206
Yeah. It's our future.
785
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,794
I'm not gonna screw it up.
786
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:06,713
Besides, we raided the minibar
and these candy bars were, like, $11.
787
00:50:06,879 --> 00:50:10,133
- So get your trunks on and come on.
- Come on.
788
00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,427
- Come on.
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
789
00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:13,640
Let's go.
790
00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,788
- Good evening, Peter.
- Hell0? Hello?
791
00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:42,878
Congratulations on completing
the Training Wheels Protocol...
792
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,589
...and gaining access
to your suit's full capabilities.
793
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:47,344
Thank you.
794
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,346
Where would you like
to take me tonight?
795
00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:52,224
I put a tracker on someone.
He's a bad guy.
796
00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:54,431
Tracker located.
797
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,138
Plotting course to intercept target.
798
00:50:57,304 --> 00:51:00,399
As long as I make it back
in time for decathlon, it's fine.
799
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:11,118
One hundred meters
from destination and closing.
800
00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:13,112
Jump now.
801
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,618
Detecting three individuals.
802
00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:23,961
Why is their secret lair
in a gas station? That's so lame.
803
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,754
Hey, suit lady, what are they doing?
804
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,370
Do you want to hear
what they're saying?
805
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:33,849
I can hear what they're saying? Yeah.
806
00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:35,931
Activating Enhanced
Reconnaissance Mode.
807
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:39,017
I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup.
The rest is my design.
808
00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:40,522
Whoa, that's so cool.
809
00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:42,673
Can't believe they're still cleaning up
that Triskelion mess.
810
00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,685
I love it. They keep making messes...
811
00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:47,230
- ...we keep getting rich.
- Target inbound.
812
00:51:47,396 --> 00:51:49,023
They're in the middle of a heist.
813
00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:51,362
I could catch them red-handed.
This is awesome.
814
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:53,823
Okay, I'll get closer
to see what's happening.
815
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:56,705
Would you like me
to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?
816
00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:59,208
"Enhanced Combat Mode"? Yeah.
817
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,834
Activating Instant Kill.
818
00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:03,087
No, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody.
819
00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:05,543
Deactivating Instant Kill.
820
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,252
Did you hear that?
821
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,637
What the hell just happened?
What was that?
822
00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:15,219
You jumped off the sign
and landed on your face.
823
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,161
What's wrong with my web-shooters?
824
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,605
Rapid-fire is the default
for Enhanced Combat Mode.
825
00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,483
- Why would I need rapid-fire?
- Would you like to see more options?
826
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:27,646
You have 576 possible
web-shooter combinations.
827
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:29,530
Mr. Stark really overdid it.
828
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:30,860
You two wait right here.
829
00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:33,151
Wait. You're gonna want
to turn on the dampers.
830
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:36,662
- That thing will shatter your arm.
- All right, where's the dampers?
831
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,493
- That one.
- Great choice.
832
00:52:38,864 --> 00:52:41,242
Would you like me to set this
as your new default?
833
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:43,786
No, no, no.
834
00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:46,501
- Push that in. No, the other...
- Here? This one here?
835
00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:49,008
- What was that?
- Taser webs.
836
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,009
Taser webs? I don't want Taser webs.
837
00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,671
You seem to be unfamiliar
with your web-shooter settings.
838
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,889
Would you like to run
a refresher course?
839
00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:58,392
- No. Just... You choose.
- Sure thing.
840
00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:01,224
Six-alpha-niner,
are you running on time?
841
00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:04,857
Copy, central.
Six-alpha-niner on schedule.
842
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:09,527
- I got a visual.
- Green light, green light.
843
00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:15,405
Oh, that's him.
844
00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:21,202
Okay. I got eyes on the convoy.
845
00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:22,787
Pulling in behind the caboose.
846
00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:25,623
Deploy anchors.
847
00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:37,765
Dropping down.
848
00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:42,265
No outgoing distress signals.
You're clear.
849
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:47,521
Hey. Looks like they got
some good stuff here.
850
00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:58,827
Cool. It's like some kind of
matter phase shifter.
851
00:54:03,449 --> 00:54:05,372
All right, coming up.
852
00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:12,834
Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you.
853
00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,628
Oh, God.
854
00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:24,929
- Suit lady, what was that?!
- You told me to choose.
855
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,478
What? No, just set everything
back to normal.
856
00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:30,897
Activating all systems.
857
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:48,832
My head.
858
00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:51,793
You appear to have a mild concussion.
859
00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:57,173
Hey, so where am I right now?
860
00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:58,462
I'm not sure.
861
00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:01,177
The container walls are hindering
my sensors.
862
00:55:02,841 --> 00:55:04,218
Wait a minute.
863
00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:07,934
They must have hijacked the truck
and taken me to their evil lair.
864
00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:11,855
Okay, suit lady, we're gonna have
to fight our way out of this one.
865
00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:14,274
Three, two, one.
866
00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,536
What is this place?
867
00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:23,946
Suit lady, where am I?
868
00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:26,911
You're in the most secure facility
on the eastern seaboard.
869
00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:28,792
The Damage Control deep storage vault.
870
00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:31,454
No. Seriously?
871
00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:36,796
The door will most likely remain closed
until morning.
872
00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:38,256
Morning?
873
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:43,515
Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad
calling you "suit lady," you know?
874
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:45,972
I think I should probably give you a name.
875
00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,478
Like Liz. No, no, no.
876
00:55:48,637 --> 00:55:50,639
God, that's... That's weird.
877
00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:53,184
What about Karen?
878
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,443
You can call me Karen
if you would like.
879
00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:58,731
Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do?
880
00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:00,820
What?
881
00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:02,906
Maybe we should run
that refresher course.
882
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:05,241
- Ricochet web.
- Ricochet web.
883
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:08,283
- Cool.
- Splitter web.
884
00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:12,328
- Web grenade.
- Web grenade!
885
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:16,753
Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?
886
00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:17,962
Who is Liz?
887
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,799
Who's Liz? She's...
888
00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:22,429
She's the best. She's awesome.
889
00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:25,307
She's just a girl who goes to my school.
890
00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:26,512
And-...
891
00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:30,600
Yeah, I just... I really want to tell her,
but it's kind of weird, you know?
892
00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:33,982
"Hey, I'm Spider-Man."
893
00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:35,267
What's weird about that?
894
00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:37,482
What if she's expecting
someone like Tony Stark?
895
00:56:37,644 --> 00:56:39,646
Imagine how disappointed
she'd be when she sees me.
896
00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:43,363
Well, if I were her,
I wouldn't be disappointed at all.
897
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,027
Thanks, Karen.
898
00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:47,946
It's really nice
to have somebody to talk to.
899
00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:49,956
Hey, how long we been here anyways?
900
00:56:50,115 --> 00:56:51,992
Jhiny-seven minutes.
What?!
901
00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:53,877
Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane.
902
00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:57,711
I cannot take this anymore.
I got t0... I gotta get out of here.
903
00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:02,469
There's got t0 be something in here
I can use.
904
00:57:03,503 --> 00:57:05,255
Okay, let's see.
905
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,969
Nope.
906
00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:09,347
That's awesome.
907
00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:12,437
Hey, it's like the glowy thing.
908
00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:15,600
That glowy thing is
an explosive Chitauri energy core.
909
00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,768
You mean, we've been
carrying around a bomb?
910
00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:21,656
It would require radiation
to transform it into an explosive state.
911
00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:24,491
No, no, no.
912
00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:31,241
Hey! Please!
Please, somebody let me out! Hey!
913
00:57:31,406 --> 00:57:33,406
Karen, you have to help me override
that time lock.
914
00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:36,078
Okay, Karen, lower the voltage and run it.
915
00:57:36,244 --> 00:57:37,746
Trial unsuccessful.
916
00:57:37,913 --> 00:57:40,587
Okay, we're just gonna have
to try every sequence.
917
00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:46,297
Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late.
Come on, let's go.
918
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,761
Okay. Hold on, hold on.
919
00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:55,647
Initiating trial 247.
920
00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:57,558
It worked. It works.
921
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:13,617
Please be sure
all cell phones are turned off.
922
00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:14,829
Thank you.
923
00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,869
Karen, get me to decathlon
as fast as possible.
924
00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:18,318
Sure thing. Just tell me where it is.
925
00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,153
Across the street
from the Washington Monument.
926
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:23,133
- It's Ned. Leave a message.
- Call me back. The glowy thing's a bomb!
927
00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:31,099
There's a vehicle approaching
on your right.
928
00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,477
We have now entered sudden death.
929
00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:36,434
The next correct answer wins
the championship.
930
00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,690
Midtown Tech?
931
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,480
Zero.
932
00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:45,693
That is correct.
933
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,738
Midtown takes the championship.
934
00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:52,237
- We won.
- You guys, I am so proud of you.
935
00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:55,578
- Told you we didn't need Peter.
- Flash, you didn't answer a question.
936
00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:58,711
- Taking it all in, Michelle?
- Oh, yeah, I just...
937
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:01,269
I don't want to celebrate something
that was built by slaves.
938
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:03,840
I'm sure the Washington Monument
wasn't built by...
939
00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:08,341
Okay.
940
00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,968
- Enjoy your book.
- Thanks.
941
00:59:13,508 --> 00:59:16,011
- Oh, Ned, you're alive.
- Peter, are you okay?
942
00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,778
Where's the glowy thing?
The glowy thing?
943
00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:21,524
- It's safe. It's in my backpack.
- Ned, listen, the glowy thing is dangerous.
944
00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:23,403
You missed the decathlon.
I covered for you.
945
00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:25,358
- Listen.
- We're at the Washington Monument.
946
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,897
- Peter, is that you?
- Hey, Liz.
947
00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,638
- Is that Liz?
- Put Ned back on the phone.
948
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:31,777
- You should tell her how you feel.
- You flake. You are lucky we won.
949
00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:35,538
I want to be mad, but I'm more worried.
Like, what is going on with you?
950
00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:37,217
I have to talk to Ned. It's important.
951
00:59:37,365 --> 00:59:39,775
- All items on the belt, please.
- There's something in Ned's backpack.
952
00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:41,879
It's dangerous.
Don't let it go through x-ray.
953
00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:46,963
Liz? Liz! Damn it.
954
00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:52,760
Can I be the one
to tell Peter he's expelled?
955
00:59:56,968 --> 01:00:02,725
The Washington Monument is 555 feet,
five and one-eighth inches tall.
956
01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:07,480
Notice how the marble and granite
are cut around the stone.
957
01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:17,326
No, no, no.
Karen, what's going on up there?
958
01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:19,825
The Chitauri core has detonated...
959
01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:22,150
...and caused severe structural damage
to the elevator.
960
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,527
- Oh, no.
- My friends are up there.
961
01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:26,086
What? Don't worry, ma'am,
everything's gonna be okay.
962
01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:28,342
Excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, my God, that's tall.
963
01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:35,924
Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling.
964
01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:37,593
Just stay calm, everyone.
965
01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:39,432
Oh, we are all going to die here.
966
01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,729
Estimating 10 minutes
before catastrophic failure.
967
01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:46,393
We're freaking screwed.
968
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,689
Okay, I know that was scary,
but our safety systems are working.
969
01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:52,278
The safety systems
are completely failing.
970
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,113
We're very safe in here.
971
01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:56,870
The occupants are
in imminent mortal danger.
972
01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:58,120
Going as fast as I can!
973
01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:09,174
- Let's go.
- Give me your hand.
974
01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,882
You now have 125 seconds
until catastrophic failure.
975
01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:14,091
What?! Why?
976
01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:17,592
Unexpected motion has caused
the deterioration to escalate.
977
01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:21,227
- How do I get in there?
- Activating reconnaissance drone.
978
01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:25,975
Has that been there this whole time?
That's awesome.
979
01:01:26,433 --> 01:01:28,686
Locating optimal entry point.
980
01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,068
Proceed to southwest window.
981
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,982
Karen, I'm on my way.
982
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,530
- There's a lot of glass here.
- You got this.
983
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:41,914
Keep coming, keep coming.
984
01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,964
Okay. Oh, my God.
985
01:01:58,131 --> 01:01:59,804
Okay.
986
01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:03,516
What's wrong? You've reached
the southwest window.
987
01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:05,430
- Why are you hesitating?
- It's fine.
988
01:02:05,597 --> 01:02:07,315
I've just never been this high before.
989
01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:09,647
You have also not reinstalled
your parachute...
990
01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:12,528
...so a fall from this height
would most likely be lethal.
991
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,615
Perfect.
992
01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:17,367
Oh, my God.
993
01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,028
Why is it not breaking?
994
01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:23,870
It's four-inch ballistic glass.
You'll have to create more momentum.
995
01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:45,437
This is D.C. Metro Police.
Identify yourself.
996
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,188
My friends are in there! Stop!
997
01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:49,099
Return to the ground immediately.
998
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:51,268
- Okay, who's next?
- Me, it's my turn.
999
01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:53,277
Flash, seriously? What are you doing?
1000
01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:56,406
- Come on.
- Don't worry about the trophy.
1001
01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:05,035
Stand down!
1002
01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:07,951
Return to the ground immediately.
1003
01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,124
Return to the ground
or we will open fire!
1004
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,134
Go up, 90 UP-
1005
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,337
I got this.
1006
01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:20,176
Take my trophy.
1007
01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:24,226
This is your last chance.
1008
01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:26,432
I'm gonna die.
1009
01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:36,153
Break!
1010
01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:52,000
I did it.
1011
01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:07,560
Hey, how you doing?
Don't worry. I got you.
1012
01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:10,560
- Yes! Yes.
- Hey, hey, hey.
1013
01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:12,816
- Big guy, quit moving around.
- I'm sorry, sir.
1014
01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:17,483
Let's go, let's go!
1015
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,407
(Okay, 0K3)'-
1016
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,537
- Mr. Harrington, go.
- Ned, come on.
1017
01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:28,494
- This is your stop.
- Come on, Liz.
1018
01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:31,580
Go, go, go. Everybody out.
Move it, people. Move it, move it.
1019
01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:33,245
- Are you sure it's safe?
- Liz.
1020
01:04:34,162 --> 01:04:35,379
Liz!
1021
01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:41,257
You're okay. You're okay.
1022
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,133
Okay.
1023
01:04:46,674 --> 01:04:47,971
- Oh, my God.
- Good, good.
1024
01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:50,011
Come on up.
Come on, you guys, stay back.
1025
01:04:50,178 --> 01:04:52,180
- Come on in.
- You guys good?
1026
01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:53,724
So is everyone okay?
1027
01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:57,185
This is your chance, Peter.
1028
01:04:57,352 --> 01:04:59,195
Kiss her.
1029
01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:04,614
Thank you.
1030
01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:10,161
Are you really friends with Peter Parker?
1031
01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:22,003
I can finish the next order, but without
any new materials from that truck...
1032
01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:24,758
Yeah, damn it.
1033
01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:27,495
We still have enough to do
the Gargan deal though, right?
1034
01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:29,634
Yeah, but then that's it.
1035
01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:35,857
Maybe it is time
that I built the high-altitude seal.
1036
01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:37,757
- Would you shut up about that?
- It's only one job.
1037
01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,269
No.
1038
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:44,024
Eight years, not a word from the feds,
nothing from those...
1039
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:48,240
...Halloween-costume-wearing bozos
up there in Stark Tower.
1040
01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:53,125
And then all of a sudden,
this little bastard in red tights shows up.
1041
01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:56,958
And he thinks he can tear down
everything I've built.
1042
01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:00,002
Really?
1043
01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:02,338
I'm gonna kill him.
1044
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,548
- I'm gonna find him...
- Found him.
1045
01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:06,008
The Spider-Man swooped in...
1046
01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:09,095
...heroically saving an Academic
Decathlon team from Queens.
1047
01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:12,476
The identity of the masked hero
is still unknown.
1048
01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:17,478
- Mom.
- Oh, kids. All right.
1049
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:20,143
Peter. Come here,
come here, come here.
1050
01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:26,566
This past weekend,
Midtown's Academic Decathlon team...
1051
01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:29,703
...defeated the country's best
to win the national championship.
1052
01:06:29,861 --> 01:06:31,534
Later that day,
they also defeated death.
1053
01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:34,119
Explosion. Sally scream.
Flash scream. Everybody screaming.
1054
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:38,082
There were purple lasers and smoke.
It was **** tight, like a Bon Jovi concert.
1055
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:41,623
As you know, we made it out alive,
and that's the important thing.
1056
01:06:41,789 --> 01:06:44,884
I couldn't bear to lose
a student on a school trip.
1057
01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,174
Not again.
1058
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:51,058
Thankfully, no one was seriously injured
thanks to the Spider-Man.
1059
01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,594
- Thank you, Spider-Man.
- Thank you, Spider-Man.
1060
01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:56,559
Up next: the Spider-Man mania
is sweeping the school.
1061
01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:59,349
How can you show your spider spirit?
1062
01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,192
Dude, dude, dude.
1063
01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:08,074
What is it like being famous
when nobody knows it's you?
1064
01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:09,701
- Crazy, dude.
- It's crazy.
1065
01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:11,702
- Should we tell everyone?
- No.
1066
01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:14,660
- Should I tell everyone?
- No, dude. That's not a good idea.
1067
01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:18,168
- Okay, come on, we'll be late to class.
- I'm not going to class.
1068
01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:20,235
You're already in trouble
for ditching the decathlon.
1069
01:07:20,245 --> 01:07:21,792
Dude, listen, I figured it out.
1070
01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:23,878
The wingsuit guy is stealing
from Damage Control.
1071
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,044
What he takes from Damage Control,
that's how he builds the weapons.
1072
01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:30,134
- So all I gotta do is catch him.
- But we have a Spanish quiz.
1073
01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:32,515
Ned, I'm probably never gonna
come back here.
1074
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:35,723
Mr. Stark is moving
the Avengers upstate...
1075
01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,853
- ...so when I bring this guy in...
- Dude.
1076
01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,935
You want to be a high school dropout?
1077
01:07:40,098 --> 01:07:42,772
I am so far beyond high school right now.
1078
01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:45,653
Parker, my office.
1079
01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,941
So...
1080
01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:51,610
you got detention.
1081
01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:53,949
You screwed up.
You know what you did was wrong.
1082
01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:56,490
The question is,
how are you gonna make things right?
1083
01:07:56,656 --> 01:07:57,976
Maybe you were trying to be cool.
1084
01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:01,207
But take it from a guy
who's been frozen for 65 years...
1085
01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:04,498
...the only way to really be cool
is to follow the rules.
1086
01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:08,126
We all know what's right.
We all know what's wrong.
1087
01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:10,842
Next time those turkeys try
to convince you of something...
1088
01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,324
- ...you know is wrong...
- Where you going? Get back here.
1089
01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:15,801
...just think to yourself,
what would Captain America do?
1090
01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:17,765
Why are you here?
You don't have detention.
1091
01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:21,522
Oh, I know. I just like coming here
to sketch people in crisis.
1092
01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:26,273
It's you.
1093
01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:30,524
So your body's changing.
Believe me, I know how that feels.
1094
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,791
May?
1095
01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:48,337
Hey, Karen. What's up?
1096
01:08:48,499 --> 01:08:50,297
Hey, Peter.
How was your Spanish quiz?
1097
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,701
I was wondering if you could help me.
1098
01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:54,370
I'm trying to figure out who the guys
under the bridge were that night...
1099
01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:56,849
...but I can only remember
part of a license plate.
1100
01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,807
I can run facial recognition
on the footage of that encounter.
1101
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,471
- Footage?
- Yes, Peter.
1102
01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:03,515
I record everything you see.
1103
01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:04,807
- Everything?
- Everything.
1104
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,318
- All the time?
- It's called the Baby-Monitor Protocol.
1105
01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:10,025
Yeah, of course it is.
1106
01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:14,074
- Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday.
- With pleasure.
1107
01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:16,110
Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party.
1108
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:18,871
Hey, what's up, Liz?
Peter's told me a lot about you.
1109
01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:20,998
No, no, no.
This is just me messing around.
1110
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,875
Go later in the day, later in the day.
1111
01:09:23,034 --> 01:09:25,207
It is I, Thor, son of Odin.
1112
01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:26,838
No, no, no. That's definitely...
1113
01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:28,738
That's definitely not
what we wanted to watch.
1114
01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:32,252
- Your impressions are very funny.
- Fast-forward to the arms deal.
1115
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:33,715
Okay.
1116
01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:37,382
- The two on the right, who are they?
- Searching law enforcement databases.
1117
01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,259
No records found
for two of the individuals.
1118
01:09:40,426 --> 01:09:42,520
- N oth I ng?
- One individual identified.
1119
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:44,807
Aaron Davis, age 33.
1120
01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:47,816
He has a criminal record
and an address here in Queens.
1121
01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:49,227
Let's pay him a visit.
1122
01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:52,739
Would you like me to activate
the Enhanced Interrogation Protocol?
1123
01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:53,989
Yeah.
1124
01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:10,957
Remember me?
_Hey__
1125
01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:12,967
I need information.
You'll give it to me now.
1126
01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:14,844
- All right, chill.
- Come on!
1127
01:10:15,586 --> 01:10:18,214
- What happened to your voice?
- What do you mean?
1128
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:20,621
I heard you by the bridge.
I know what a girl sound like.
1129
01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:23,603
I'm not a girl. I'm a boy.
I mean, I'm a... I'm a man.
1130
01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:25,604
I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl...
1131
01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:27,436
I'm not a girl. I'm a man.
1132
01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:29,942
Come on, man.
Look, who is selling these weapons?
1133
01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:32,403
I need to know. Give me names or else.
1134
01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:40,366
- You ain't ever done this before, huh?
- Deactivate Interrogation Mode.
1135
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:42,785
Look, man.
1136
01:10:43,448 --> 01:10:46,167
These guys are selling weapons
that are crazy dangerous.
1137
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:47,747
They can't be out on the streets.
1138
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:50,083
If one of them can cut
Delmar's Bodega in half...
1139
01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,840
- You know Delmar's?
- Yeah, best sandwich in Queens.
1140
01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:55,218
- Sub Haven's pretty good.
- It's too much bread.
1141
01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:57,504
- I like bread.
- Come on, man, please.
1142
01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:02,558
Stupid Interrogation Mode.
Karen, don't ever do that again.
1143
01:11:02,717 --> 01:11:06,187
The other night, you told that dude,
"if you shoot somebody, shoot me."
1144
01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:07,813
That's pretty ballsy.
1145
01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,020
I don't want those weapons
in this neighborhood.
1146
01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,560
I got a nephew who live here.
1147
01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:14,021
Who are these guys?
1148
01:11:14,187 --> 01:11:16,147
What can you tell me
about the guy with the wings?
1149
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,592
Other than he's a psychopath
dressed like a demon, nothing.
1150
01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:20,659
I don't know who he is
or where he is.
1151
01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:27,124
- I do know where he's gonna be.
- Really?
1152
01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,536
Yeah, this crazy dude
I used to work with...
1153
01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:32,125
...he's supposed
to be doing a deal with him.
1154
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:33,915
Yes! Yes.
1155
01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:35,674
- Thank...
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
1156
01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:38,131
I didn't tell you where.
You don't have a location.
1157
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:40,797
Right, of course.
Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just...
1158
01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:42,215
Yeah.
1159
01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:44,554
- Where is it?
- Can I give you some advice?
1160
01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:47,763
You got to get better
at this part of the job.
1161
01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:49,397
I don't understand.
1162
01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:50,932
I'm intimidating.
1163
01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:53,977
- Staten Island Ferry, 11.
- Oh, that's soon.
1164
01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,861
That's gonna dissolve in two hours.
1165
01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:58,614
No, no, no. Come fix this.
1166
01:11:58,773 --> 01:12:00,598
- Two hours. You deserve that.
- I got ice cream in here.
1167
01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:03,202
You deserve that. You're a criminal.
Bye, Mr. Criminal.
1168
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:19,131
Nice.
1169
01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:25,049
Okay, Karen, activate
Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode.
1170
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:26,263
Sure thing.
1171
01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:28,762
He's up front, main deck.
1172
01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:30,350
I hate this guy.
1173
01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,857
It's the guy from the bridge, right?
Who's that other guy?
1174
01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:34,642
Just keep me posted.
1175
01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:36,729
There's no record of him
in my criminal database.
1176
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:39,679
Incoming call from May Parker. Should
lreroute to your heads-up display?
1177
01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:42,112
I can't talk right now. I'll call her back.
1178
01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:47,364
Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy.
We can't let anybody get away this time.
1179
01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,715
- Wh0's the guy on the left?
- Mac Gargan.
1180
01:12:57,874 --> 01:13:00,297
Extensive criminal record,
including homicide.
1181
01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:02,302
Would you like me
to activate Instant Kill?
1182
01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:05,886
No, Karen, stop it
with the Instant Kill already.
1183
01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:09,389
White pickup truck.
1184
01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:16,021
Dronie, scan the ship
for a white pickup truck.
1185
01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,165
Oh, this is too perfect.
1186
01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:40,675
I got the weapons, buyers
and sellers in one place.
1187
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,803
- Incoming call from Tony Stark.
- No, no, no.
1188
01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:46,134
- Don't answer.
- Mr. Parker. Got a sec?
1189
01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:48,720
- I'm actually at school.
- No, you're not.
1190
01:13:48,883 --> 01:13:50,760
- Nice work in D. C.
- Okay.
1191
01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:53,646
My dad never really gave me
a lot of support...
1192
01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:55,977
...and I'm trying to break
the cycle of shame.
1193
01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:57,380
I'm in the middle of something.
1194
01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:59,008
Don't cut me off
when I'm complimenting you.
1195
01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:02,147
Anyway, great things are about to...
What is that?
1196
01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:04,778
I'm at band practice.
1197
01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:09,617
That's odd. Happy told me you quit
band six weeks ago. What's up?
1198
01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,998
- I gotta go. End call.
- Hey.
1199
01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:13,282
I'll take those!
1200
01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:20,256
Hey, guys. The illegal weapons-deal ferry
was at 10:30. You missed it.
1201
01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:30,883
Spider guy's here.
1202
01:14:34,053 --> 01:14:36,055
Not so fast.
1203
01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:40,189
Are you guys okay?
My bad. That was a little hard.
1204
01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,900
I got to say, the other guy was way better
with that thing.
1205
01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:45,572
I'm honestly...
1206
01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:47,699
I'm... I'm shocked.
1207
01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:01,713
- Freeze! FBI.
- Don't move.
1208
01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:03,670
- Get on the ground.
- FBI.
1209
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:04,880
What do you mean, FBI?
1210
01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:08,467
- The Federal Bureau of Investigation.
- I know, but what are they doing here?
1211
01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:18,523
Get out of the way. Get out of the way!
1212
01:15:19,557 --> 01:15:20,809
No.
1213
01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:25,526
Look out, look out, look out.
Move, move, move!
1214
01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:32,529
- Move.
- Get to the top deck.
1215
01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:34,242
We're getting out of here.
1216
01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:15,413
Activate Taser web!
1217
01:16:26,832 --> 01:16:29,881
You're messing with things
you don't understand.
1218
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,048
Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen...
1219
01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:14,464
...give me an x-ray of the boat
and target all the strongest points.
1220
01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:19,347
Web grenade. Web grenade.
1221
01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:23,397
Splitter web, go.
1222
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:54,587
Great job, Peter.
You are 98 percent successful.
1223
01:17:54,753 --> 01:17:58,007
- Ninety-eight?
- Yeah, Spider-Man!
1224
01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:01,769
No, no, no.
1225
01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:38,005
What the hell?
1226
01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:43,302
What the hell?
1227
01:18:45,095 --> 01:18:46,813
Hi, Spider-Man.
1228
01:18:46,972 --> 01:18:49,350
Band practice, was it?
1229
01:19:10,996 --> 01:19:13,215
Yeah, Iron Man!
1230
01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,391
Mr. Stark.
1231
01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:27,396
Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything?
What do you want me to do?
1232
01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:30,433
I think you've done enough.
1233
01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:47,825
So that's it. You're just gonna run?
1234
01:19:50,202 --> 01:19:52,671
Feds were waiting for us.
1235
01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:55,504
Now we're on Iron Man's radar?
1236
01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:57,923
Yeah, I'm running.
1237
01:19:58,711 --> 01:19:59,883
You should too.
1238
01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:02,264
You know I can't do that.
1239
01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:03,640
So now what?
1240
01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:08,771
Mason, can you get that high-altitude
seal thing up and running in time?
1241
01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:10,932
Seriously?
1242
01:20:11,098 --> 01:20:13,271
Yes. You will not regret this.
1243
01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:18,231
You in?
1244
01:20:28,866 --> 01:20:30,960
Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch...
1245
01:20:31,118 --> 01:20:32,836
.../ tell you to stay away from this.
1246
01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,623
Instead, you hacked
a multimillion-dollar suit...
1247
01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:38,042
...so you could sneak around
behind my back...
1248
01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:41,052
...doing the one thing
I told you not to do.
1249
01:20:41,211 --> 01:20:42,212
ls everyone okay?
1250
01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:45,591
No thanks to you.
1251
01:20:46,383 --> 01:20:48,385
No thanks to me?
1252
01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:52,556
Those weapons were out there,
and I tried to tell you about it...
1253
01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:54,100
...but you didn't listen.
1254
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:57,691
None of this would've happened
if you had just listened to me.
1255
01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,901
If you even cared, you'd actually be here.
1256
01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:07,538
I did listen, kid.
Who do you think called the FBI, huh?
1257
01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:10,283
Do you know I was the only one
who believed in you?
1258
01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:14,249
Everyone else said I was crazy
to recruit a 14-year-old kid.
1259
01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:16,709
- I'm 15.
- No, this is where you zip it, all right?
1260
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,466
The adult is talking.
What if somebody had died tonight?
1261
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:22,720
Different story, right?
Because that's on you.
1262
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,221
And if you died...
1263
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,599
...I feel like that's on me.
1264
01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:28,844
- I don't need that on my conscience.
- Yes, sir.
1265
01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:31,595
- I'm sorry. I understand.
- Sorry doesn't cut it.
1266
01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:34,144
I just wanted to be like you.
1267
01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,853
And I wanted you to be better.
1268
01:21:37,601 --> 01:21:39,979
It's not working out.
I'm gonna need the suit back.
1269
01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:42,364
- For how long?
- Forever.
1270
01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:44,571
- Yeah, that's how it works.
- No, no. Please.
1271
01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:46,656
- Let's have it.
- Please, this is all I have.
1272
01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:48,196
I'm nothing without this suit.
1273
01:21:48,946 --> 01:21:51,466
If you're nothing without this suit,
then you shouldn't have it.
1274
01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:52,704
Okay?
1275
01:21:52,866 --> 01:21:55,085
God, I sound like my dad.
1276
01:21:57,121 --> 01:21:58,998
I don't have any other clothes.
1277
01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:01,667
Okay, we'll sort that out.
1278
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:13,221
(H9)'-
1279
01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:21,361
I've been calling you all day.
You didn't answer your phone.
1280
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,988
You can't do that.
1281
01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:25,775
Then this ferry thing happens.
1282
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,615
I've called five police stations.
1283
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:29,994
Five.
1284
01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:32,104
I called five of your friends.
I called Ned's mother.
1285
01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:35,744
I'm fine. May, I'm okay.
Honestly, just relax. I'm fine.
1286
01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:37,707
Cut the bullshit.
1287
01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:39,543
I know you left detention.
1288
01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,208
I know you left the hotel room
in Washington.
1289
01:22:42,374 --> 01:22:44,297
I know you sneak out
of this house every night.
1290
01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:45,757
That's not fine.
1291
01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:49,549
Peter, you have to tell me
what's going on. Just lay it out.
1292
01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:50,762
It's just me and you.
1293
01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:54,261
I lost the Stark internship.
1294
01:22:54,845 --> 01:22:56,438
- What?
- Yeah.
1295
01:22:56,889 --> 01:22:58,015
What happened?
1296
01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:02,653
I just thought that I could work really hard
and he could... He would... You know.
1297
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:05,947
But I screwed it up.
1298
01:23:06,106 --> 01:23:07,904
It's okay, it's okay.
1299
01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:11,237
It's okay.
1300
01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,535
I'm sorry I made you worry.
1301
01:23:14,698 --> 01:23:16,541
I'm not trying to ruin your life.
1302
01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:17,997
Yeah, I know.
1303
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,457
Just...
1304
01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:21,998
- I used to sneak out too.
- Yeah.
1305
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,173
And take a shower. You smell.
1306
01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:30,214
You smell like garbage.
1307
01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:32,007
I know.
1308
01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:37,396
Peter, you're a good kid
and you're a smart kid...
1309
01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:40,182
...so just try to keep
your head straight, okay?
1310
01:23:40,807 --> 01:23:42,275
Okay.
1311
01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:44,277
All right, get out of here.
1312
01:23:52,152 --> 01:23:53,278
Are you expelled?
1313
01:23:53,445 --> 01:23:56,449
Do you have to go to that high school
where the principal has a crossbow?
1314
01:23:56,615 --> 01:23:59,960
Pretty sure that's an urban myth,
and, no, I'm not expelled.
1315
01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:02,792
You're so lucky.
1316
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:52,296
(H9)'-
1317
01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:55,591
- Hey.
- I thought you had calculus fifth period.
1318
01:24:55,757 --> 01:24:58,135
Yeah, lwasjust doing
some homecoming stuff.
1319
01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,020
Hey, look, I...
1320
01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:03,606
I just wanted to apologize
about the whole decathlon thing.
1321
01:25:03,765 --> 01:25:04,857
It's fine.
1322
01:25:05,017 --> 01:25:09,067
Last week, decathlon was the most
important thing, but then I almost died.
1323
01:25:09,229 --> 01:25:11,152
No, I'm...
1324
01:25:11,315 --> 01:25:13,317
I just mean that...
1325
01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:16,366
...it was not cool, especially...
1326
01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,865
...because...
1327
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,710
...I like you.
1328
01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:25,704
I know.
1329
01:25:28,332 --> 01:25:29,379
You do?
1330
01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:32,170
You're terrible at keeping secrets.
1331
01:25:32,336 --> 01:25:34,009
Yeah, you'd be surprised.
1332
01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:39,680
I got to get to class, but...
1333
01:25:40,093 --> 01:25:44,269
I'd say we should hang out,
but I'm gonna be in detention...
1334
01:25:44,431 --> 01:25:47,435
...forever, but...
1335
01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:49,945
I guess you already have a date
to homecoming.
1336
01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:54,825
Actually, I was so busy planning it,
I never really got around to that part, so...
1337
01:25:56,026 --> 01:25:57,744
Do you want to...
1338
01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:58,950
...go with me?
1339
01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:01,748
Yeah. Sure.
1340
01:26:01,907 --> 01:26:04,535
Really? I mean, great. Cool.
1341
01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:06,332
Cool.
1342
01:26:06,828 --> 01:26:09,422
I'm actually going that way.
1343
01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:22,476
May, I need your help.
1344
01:26:38,902 --> 01:26:40,745
Through or around?
1345
01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:46,994
Right?
1346
01:26:57,337 --> 01:26:59,590
It's game day. So, what's the plan?
1347
01:26:59,756 --> 01:27:01,303
Open the door for her.
1348
01:27:01,466 --> 01:27:03,986
Tell her she looks nice,
but not too much because that's creepy.
1349
01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:05,144
- Don't be creepy.
- No.
1350
01:27:05,303 --> 01:27:07,977
When I dance with her,
I'm putting my hands on her hips.
1351
01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:09,892
I got this.
1352
01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:13,357
- Love you.
- Bye.
1353
01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:29,870
You must be Peter.
1354
01:27:30,704 --> 01:27:31,830
Yeah.
1355
01:27:31,997 --> 01:27:33,544
I'm Liz's dad.
1356
01:27:33,707 --> 01:27:35,209
Put her there.
1357
01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,339
Hell of a grip.
1358
01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,800
Come on in here. Come on.
1359
01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:04,572
Hi, Peter.
1360
01:28:05,238 --> 01:28:06,831
You look very handsome.
1361
01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,492
Thank you.
1362
01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:10,786
You got his name right?
1363
01:28:10,952 --> 01:28:12,329
- Freddie?
- Peter.
1364
01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:13,713
Peter. Peter.
1365
01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:15,832
I'm gonna go get Liz.
1366
01:28:16,249 --> 01:28:17,796
Okay.
1367
01:28:23,757 --> 01:28:24,974
You all right, Pete?
1368
01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:26,259
Yeah.
1369
01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:29,013
Because you look pale.
1370
01:28:30,847 --> 01:28:32,315
You want something to drink?
1371
01:28:32,474 --> 01:28:34,727
A bourbon or a Scotch,
or something like that?
1372
01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:36,190
I'm not old enough to drink.
1373
01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:38,150
That's the right answer.
1374
01:28:42,609 --> 01:28:45,362
- Do you look beautiful.
- Please don't embarrass me, Dad.
1375
01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:46,951
Doesn't she, Pete?
1376
01:28:47,113 --> 01:28:49,491
Yeah, you look really good.
1377
01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:51,877
Once again, that's the right answer.
1378
01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:54,083
Is that a corsage?
1379
01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:57,333
Thanks.
1380
01:28:57,499 --> 01:29:00,719
Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur,
so let's get this show on the road.
1381
01:29:00,877 --> 01:29:04,051
No, no, no, we have to take
some pictures, babe. All right.
1382
01:29:04,214 --> 01:29:06,467
- Oh, right here. Perfect.
- Mom.
1383
01:29:06,633 --> 01:29:08,101
Okay. Come on, you guys.
1384
01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:10,938
Peter, closer.
1385
01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,557
Smile.
1386
01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:16,314
There you go.
1387
01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:25,281
- Sir, you don't have to drive us.
- No, no, it's not a big deal.
1388
01:29:25,443 --> 01:29:27,662
I'm going out of town. It's right on my way.
1389
01:29:27,821 --> 01:29:29,744
- He's always going. Have fun.
- Last time.
1390
01:29:29,906 --> 01:29:31,283
- Thank you.
- Promise.
1391
01:29:31,449 --> 01:29:32,871
He's cute.
1392
01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:37,547
- See you in a couple of days. All right.
- Bye, baby.
1393
01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:39,299
Come on, Pedro.
1394
01:29:39,457 --> 01:29:41,380
- Bye, Peter. Have fun.
- Yeah, I will.
1395
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:54,348
- What are you gonna do, Pete?
- What?
1396
01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:56,646
When you graduate,
what do you think you'll do?
1397
01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:59,319
- Oh, I don't know.
- Don't grill him, Dad.
1398
01:30:00,061 --> 01:30:02,063
Just saying, you know.
1399
01:30:02,230 --> 01:30:03,982
All you guys who go to that school...
1400
01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:06,572
...you pretty much have
your life planned out, right?
1401
01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:09,283
Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore.
1402
01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:12,871
Peter has an internship with Tony Stark.
I think he doesn't have to worry.
1403
01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:15,327
Really? Stark?
1404
01:30:15,493 --> 01:30:17,211
So cool.
1405
01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:19,418
What do you do?
1406
01:30:20,332 --> 01:30:22,801
Yeah, actually,
I don't intern for him anymore.
1407
01:30:22,959 --> 01:30:25,963
- Seriously?
- Yeah, it got...
1408
01:30:26,129 --> 01:30:27,176
...boring.
1409
01:30:27,339 --> 01:30:30,309
It was boring?
You got to hang outwith Spider-Man.
1410
01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:32,390
Really? Spider-Man?
1411
01:30:34,012 --> 01:30:35,434
What's he like?
1412
01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:38,061
Yeah, he's nice.
1413
01:30:38,224 --> 01:30:40,067
Nice man.
1414
01:30:40,226 --> 01:30:42,069
Solid dude.
1415
01:30:44,981 --> 01:30:47,075
Look. So cute.
1416
01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,666
I've seen you around, right? I mean...
1417
01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:58,537
...somewhere. We've... Have we ever...?
Because even the v0ice...
1418
01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:01,047
He does Academic Decathlon with me.
1419
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:03,633
And he was at my party.
1420
01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:06,170
It was a great party, really great, yeah.
1421
01:31:06,336 --> 01:31:10,557
- Beautiful house, a lot of windows.
- You were there for, like, two seconds.
1422
01:31:11,216 --> 01:31:14,470
That was... I was there longer
than two seconds.
1423
01:31:14,636 --> 01:31:18,140
- You disappeared.
- No. No, I did not disappear.
1424
01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:22,482
Yes, you did. You disappeared like
you always do, like you did in D.C. too.
1425
01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:33,413
That's terrible what happened
down there in D.C. though.
1426
01:31:33,571 --> 01:31:35,198
Were you scared?
1427
01:31:36,032 --> 01:31:38,535
I'll bet you were glad
when your old pal Spider-Man...
1428
01:31:38,702 --> 01:31:40,796
...showed up in the elevator though, huh?
1429
01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:45,299
Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up.
1430
01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:47,210
I saw it all from the ground.
1431
01:31:48,211 --> 01:31:49,554
Yeah.
1432
01:31:49,879 --> 01:31:52,223
Very lucky that he was there that day.
1433
01:31:55,260 --> 01:31:57,934
Good old Spider-Man.
1434
01:32:01,516 --> 01:32:03,439
Dad, the light.
1435
01:32:18,825 --> 01:32:21,044
Here we are. End of the line.
1436
01:32:21,202 --> 01:32:22,624
Thanks, Dad.
1437
01:32:23,079 --> 01:32:24,626
You head in there, gumdrop.
1438
01:32:24,789 --> 01:32:27,542
I'm gonna give Peter the "dad" talk.
1439
01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,387
Don't let him intimidate you.
1440
01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:32,763
Love you.
1441
01:32:32,922 --> 01:32:35,391
- Love you, gumdrop.
- Have a safe flight.
1442
01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:36,767
Hi.
1443
01:32:37,802 --> 01:32:40,100
You guys look so pretty.
1444
01:32:44,934 --> 01:32:45,981
Does she know?
1445
01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:48,317
Know what?
1446
01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,232
So she doesn't. Good.
1447
01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:52,071
Close t0 the vest.
1448
01:32:52,233 --> 01:32:53,405
I admire that.
1449
01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:55,696
I've got a few secrets of my own.
1450
01:32:56,321 --> 01:33:00,167
Of all the reasons
I didn't want my daughter to date...
1451
01:33:02,327 --> 01:33:03,749
Peter...
1452
01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:06,131
...nothing is more important than family.
1453
01:33:06,289 --> 01:33:08,087
You saved my daughter's life.
1454
01:33:08,249 --> 01:33:10,092
I could never forget something like that.
1455
01:33:10,251 --> 01:33:12,003
So I'm gonna give you one chance.
1456
01:33:12,170 --> 01:33:13,296
Are you ready?
1457
01:33:14,005 --> 01:33:17,009
You walk through those doors,
you forget any of this happened...
1458
01:33:17,425 --> 01:33:20,804
...and don't you ever, ever...
1459
01:33:20,970 --> 01:33:23,564
...interfere with my business again.
1460
01:33:23,723 --> 01:33:25,646
Because if you do...
1461
01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:28,062
...I'll kill you...
1462
01:33:28,228 --> 01:33:29,821
...and everybody you love.
1463
01:33:31,064 --> 01:33:32,907
I'll kill you dead.
1464
01:33:33,066 --> 01:33:35,865
That's what I'll do to protect my family.
Do you understand?
1465
01:33:37,779 --> 01:33:39,201
(H9)'-
1466
01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:43,957
I just saved your life.
Now what do you say?
1467
01:33:46,162 --> 01:33:47,505
Thank you.
1468
01:33:47,664 --> 01:33:49,416
You're welcome.
1469
01:33:49,582 --> 01:33:55,134
Now you go on in there and you show
my daughter a good time, okay?
1470
01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:57,757
Just not too good.
1471
01:34:51,436 --> 01:34:52,483
(H9)'-
1472
01:34:54,939 --> 01:34:56,361
What did he say to you?
1473
01:35:00,612 --> 01:35:02,034
Gotta go.
1474
01:35:03,948 --> 01:35:05,575
I'm sorry.
1475
01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:07,873
You don't deserve this.
1476
01:35:29,307 --> 01:35:30,650
He gave you a choice.
1477
01:35:30,808 --> 01:35:32,902
- You chose wrong.
- What the hell?
1478
01:35:33,061 --> 01:35:34,734
What's with the crappy costume?
1479
01:35:37,148 --> 01:35:38,365
My web-shooters.
1480
01:35:47,283 --> 01:35:51,880
I wasn't sure about this thing at first,
but damn.
1481
01:35:57,043 --> 01:35:58,420
Gross.
1482
01:36:10,348 --> 01:36:12,851
- Why did he send you here?
- Guess you'll never know.
1483
01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:19,191
Nice shot!
1484
01:36:24,529 --> 01:36:25,655
Yes!
1485
01:36:25,822 --> 01:36:27,665
Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad.
1486
01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:29,701
- What?
- I gotta tell Mr. Stark.
1487
01:36:29,867 --> 01:36:32,711
Call Happy Hogan.
He's Mr. Stark's head of security.
1488
01:36:32,870 --> 01:36:34,230
Get a computer and track my phone.
1489
01:36:34,497 --> 01:36:36,406
- Will you be okay?
- Hurry, we gotta catch him...
1490
01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:38,714
...before he leaves town.
1491
01:36:38,876 --> 01:36:41,095
I'm sorry about dinner...
1492
01:36:41,504 --> 01:36:44,804
...but I know when branzino's fresh,
and that was not fresh, okay? So...
1493
01:36:46,259 --> 01:36:47,852
Flash, I need your car and phone.
1494
01:36:48,011 --> 01:36:50,764
Sir, technically,
this is my dad's car, sir. So I can't...
1495
01:36:59,355 --> 01:37:01,278
Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me?
1496
01:37:01,441 --> 01:37:03,443
- Go for Ned.
- Ned, I need you...
1497
01:37:03,776 --> 01:37:05,949
- ...to track my phone.
- Yeah, but where is it?
1498
01:37:10,908 --> 01:37:13,443
Genius move. Okay, he just passed
the GameStop on Jackson Avenue.
1499
01:37:13,453 --> 01:37:16,673
Hey, where are the headlights
on this thing? I'm in Flash's car.
1500
01:37:16,831 --> 01:37:19,175
- I'll pull the specs.
- Okay, you're on speakerphone.
1501
01:37:19,334 --> 01:37:22,304
- You stole Flash's car. Awesome.
- Yeah, it's awesome. it's...
1502
01:37:23,796 --> 01:37:25,844
Get out of the way,
get out of the way! Move!
1503
01:37:26,007 --> 01:37:27,767
- Are you okay?
- I've never driven before...
1504
01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:31,475
...0nly with May in parking lots.
This is a huge step up.
1505
01:37:33,473 --> 01:37:35,048
Hey, have you gotten through
to Happy yet?
1506
01:37:35,058 --> 01:37:38,403
Yeah. I'm working on it.
I just gotta backdoor the phone system.
1507
01:37:41,814 --> 01:37:43,532
Guy in the chair.
1508
01:37:48,613 --> 01:37:50,035
Takeoff in nine minutes.
1509
01:37:50,198 --> 01:37:52,371
Hello? Hello? Who is this?
1510
01:37:52,533 --> 01:37:53,653
- Mr. Happy, it's Ned.
- Who?
1511
01:37:53,743 --> 01:37:56,194
I'm an associate of Peter Parker.
Got something very important to tell you...
1512
01:37:56,204 --> 01:37:57,751
You gotta be shitting me.
1513
01:37:58,456 --> 01:37:59,503
Damn.
1514
01:37:59,665 --> 01:38:02,043
Hey, Ned, how we coming on
with those headlights?
1515
01:38:03,628 --> 01:38:06,472
Round knob to the left
of the steering wheel, turn clockwise.
1516
01:38:06,631 --> 01:38:07,928
Left, okay.
1517
01:38:08,091 --> 01:38:09,889
Okay, perfect.
So where's my phone now?
1518
01:38:11,469 --> 01:38:13,211
He stopped in an old industrial park
in Brooklyn.
1519
01:38:13,221 --> 01:38:16,020
What? That makes no sense.
He said he was going out of town.
1520
01:38:16,182 --> 01:38:19,607
Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy.
Don't think he likes you, by the way.
1521
01:38:19,769 --> 01:38:21,442
It sounded like he was catching a flight.
1522
01:38:21,604 --> 01:38:22,887
He said something about taking off
in nine minutes.
1523
01:38:22,897 --> 01:38:24,899
- What?
- He was surrounded by boxes.
1524
01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:26,613
Boxes? It's moving day.
1525
01:38:26,776 --> 01:38:28,744
It's moving day.
He's gonna rob that plane.
1526
01:38:28,903 --> 01:38:30,780
I gotta stop him!
1527
01:38:33,950 --> 01:38:35,748
All right, wheels up in eight minutes.
1528
01:38:35,910 --> 01:38:38,504
We just got to load
Tony's old Hulkbuster Armor...
1529
01:38:38,663 --> 01:38:42,088
...prototype for Cap's new shield,
and the Meging...
1530
01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:43,797
The Meg... The...
1531
01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:45,132
Thor's magic belt.
1532
01:38:46,462 --> 01:38:49,136
Okay, slow down.
You're getting close. It's on your right.
1533
01:38:49,298 --> 01:38:50,550
- What?
- Turn right.
1534
01:39:00,393 --> 01:39:02,691
- Peter. Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1535
01:39:02,854 --> 01:39:05,277
Just keep trying to get through to Happy.
1536
01:39:05,731 --> 01:39:07,904
It's been an honor, Spider-Man.
1537
01:39:08,568 --> 01:39:10,787
What are you doing here?
There's a dance.
1538
01:39:14,574 --> 01:39:15,621
I'm...
1539
01:39:15,783 --> 01:39:17,080
...looking...
1540
01:39:17,243 --> 01:39:19,416
...at porn.
1541
01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:58,747
Hey!
1542
01:40:00,286 --> 01:40:01,663
Surprised?
1543
01:40:01,829 --> 01:40:03,706
Oh, hey, Pete.
1544
01:40:04,415 --> 01:40:05,712
I didn't hear you come in.
1545
01:40:05,875 --> 01:40:07,969
It's over. I've got you.
1546
01:40:08,127 --> 01:40:10,129
You know, I gotta tell you, Pete...
1547
01:40:10,713 --> 01:40:13,637
...I really, really admire your grit.
1548
01:40:15,218 --> 01:40:16,390
I see why Liz likes you.
1549
01:40:18,596 --> 01:40:20,519
I do. When you first came to the house...
1550
01:40:20,681 --> 01:40:23,810
...I wasn't sure.
I thought, "Really?" But I get it now.
1551
01:40:24,644 --> 01:40:26,396
How could you do this to her?
1552
01:40:26,562 --> 01:40:28,564
To her?
I'm not doing anything to her, Pete.
1553
01:40:28,731 --> 01:40:31,075
I'm doing this for her.
1554
01:40:31,567 --> 01:40:32,614
Yeah.
1555
01:40:36,656 --> 01:40:38,124
Peter...
1556
01:40:38,991 --> 01:40:40,038
...you'r6 YOU"?!-
1557
01:40:40,201 --> 01:40:42,454
You don't understand
how the world works.
1558
01:40:42,620 --> 01:40:45,373
But I understand that selling weapons
to criminals is wrong.
1559
01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:48,293
How do you think
your buddy Stark paid for that tower?
1560
01:40:48,459 --> 01:40:49,927
Or any of his little toys?
1561
01:40:50,086 --> 01:40:51,838
Those people, Pete,
those people up there...
1562
01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:54,302
...the rich and the powerful,
they do whatever they want.
1563
01:40:54,465 --> 01:40:56,217
Guys like us...
1564
01:40:56,384 --> 01:40:58,261
...like you and me...
1565
01:40:58,427 --> 01:40:59,895
...they don't care about us.
1566
01:41:00,054 --> 01:41:02,523
We build their roads,
and we fight all their wars...
1567
01:41:02,682 --> 01:41:04,980
...and everything,
but they don't care about us.
1568
01:41:05,142 --> 01:41:09,318
We have to pick up after them.
We have to eat their table scraps.
1569
01:41:10,565 --> 01:41:12,567
That's how it is.
1570
01:41:12,942 --> 01:41:15,036
I know you know
what I'm talking about, Peter.
1571
01:41:15,194 --> 01:41:16,946
Why are you telling me this?
1572
01:41:17,113 --> 01:41:19,582
Because I want you to understand.
1573
01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:21,162
And...
1574
01:41:21,325 --> 01:41:24,329
...I needed a little time
to get her airborne.
1575
01:41:37,300 --> 01:41:38,347
I'm sorry, Peter.
1576
01:41:41,679 --> 01:41:45,479
What are you talking about?
That thing hasn't even touched me yet.
1577
01:41:45,933 --> 01:41:48,186
True. Then again...
1578
01:41:48,352 --> 01:41:50,070
...wasn't really trying to.
1579
01:41:55,818 --> 01:41:57,445
Chief, they're powering up engines.
1580
01:41:57,612 --> 01:42:00,456
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.
- Come on, come on, come on.
1581
01:42:51,916 --> 01:42:53,714
Okay, ready?
1582
01:43:02,635 --> 01:43:04,603
Hello?
1583
01:43:06,972 --> 01:43:08,440
Hello!
1584
01:43:08,599 --> 01:43:10,192
Please, hey.
1585
01:43:10,601 --> 01:43:12,899
Hey, please. I'm down here.
1586
01:43:13,062 --> 01:43:15,030
I'm down here. I'm stuck.
1587
01:43:15,189 --> 01:43:17,988
I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't...
1588
01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:38,846
If you're nothing without this suit,
then you shouldn't have it.
1589
01:43:44,593 --> 01:43:46,561
Come on, Peter.
1590
01:43:46,721 --> 01:43:48,268
Come on, Spider-Man.
1591
01:43:48,431 --> 01:43:50,399
Come on, Spider-Man.
1592
01:43:50,558 --> 01:43:52,777
Come on, Spider-Man.
1593
01:43:54,645 --> 01:43:57,023
Come on, Spider-Man!
1594
01:44:48,199 --> 01:44:50,039
Launch for intercept.
Green light. Green light.
1595
01:44:50,075 --> 01:44:51,748
Oh, yeah.
1596
01:45:06,634 --> 01:45:08,932
Retroreflective panels engaged.
1597
01:45:20,940 --> 01:45:23,864
Got a visual on the plane,
but I'm feeling a little resistance.
1598
01:45:24,026 --> 01:45:26,700
It's probably just drag
on the new turbines.
1599
01:45:39,416 --> 01:45:42,590
Look out for the cloaking cameras.
Stay in the blind spots.
1600
01:45:52,096 --> 01:45:53,848
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1601
01:45:54,181 --> 01:45:56,604
Deploying high-altitude vacuum seal.
1602
01:45:56,767 --> 01:45:58,019
This better work, Mason.
1603
01:46:03,858 --> 01:46:06,907
Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes
and we are set for life.
1604
01:46:07,069 --> 01:46:08,366
Yeah.
1605
01:46:20,791 --> 01:46:22,408
You have 30 seconds
to get to the cockpit...
1606
01:46:22,418 --> 01:46:24,216
...and override their security.
1607
01:46:35,764 --> 01:46:37,311
Cloning transponder signal.
1608
01:46:37,474 --> 01:46:39,147
Launching decoy drone.
1609
01:46:43,272 --> 01:46:45,400
Entering new coordinates.
1610
01:46:51,405 --> 01:46:52,577
Good, so it's on its way.
1611
01:46:52,740 --> 01:46:55,584
- Yes, sir, right on course.
- Okay, thank you.
1612
01:46:56,410 --> 01:46:57,832
All right.
1613
01:47:10,341 --> 01:47:11,968
Hot dog.
1614
01:48:01,600 --> 01:48:03,443
Just a typical homecoming...
1615
01:48:03,602 --> 01:48:06,321
...on the outside of an invisible jet...
1616
01:48:07,022 --> 01:48:08,740
...fighting my girlfriend's dad.
1617
01:48:18,283 --> 01:48:19,375
Oh, God!
1618
01:48:26,959 --> 01:48:29,053
I can't believe that worked.
1619
01:49:05,539 --> 01:49:07,792
Chief, they're losing altitude.
Get out of there.
1620
01:49:07,958 --> 01:49:09,238
I'm not going home empty-handed.
1621
01:49:19,386 --> 01:49:21,184
Oh, my God.
1622
01:49:35,694 --> 01:49:38,538
- Get out of there. What are you doing?
- Please turn, please turn!
1623
01:51:13,500 --> 01:51:15,218
Hey, Pedro.
1624
01:52:02,633 --> 01:52:03,680
Bingo.
1625
01:52:19,858 --> 01:52:21,656
Your wingsuit.
1626
01:52:21,818 --> 01:52:23,912
Your wingsuit's going to explode!
1627
01:52:31,286 --> 01:52:32,754
Time to go home, Pete.
1628
01:52:32,913 --> 01:52:34,381
I'm trying to save you!
1629
01:52:49,596 --> 01:52:50,973
No.
1630
01:52:51,640 --> 01:52:53,187
No.
1631
01:54:32,741 --> 01:54:34,664
It looked so insane. That whole...
1632
01:54:34,826 --> 01:54:36,169
Like, it was just crazy.
1633
01:54:36,328 --> 01:54:38,706
He... He was just, like...
1634
01:54:38,872 --> 01:54:40,874
And you were like...
1635
01:54:41,041 --> 01:54:42,918
And then I just hit him with the...
1636
01:54:43,085 --> 01:54:44,962
It was so... Oh, my God.
1637
01:54:45,128 --> 01:54:47,130
I mean, you saved me.
1638
01:54:47,464 --> 01:54:49,091
It was awesome.
1639
01:54:55,055 --> 01:54:56,807
Hey, Liz.
1640
01:54:58,308 --> 01:54:59,480
I'm gonna miss you.
1641
01:54:59,976 --> 01:55:01,569
Bye.
1642
01:55:02,187 --> 01:55:03,655
Liz.
1643
01:55:10,487 --> 01:55:11,704
Liz, look, I'm so sorry.
1644
01:55:12,739 --> 01:55:15,743
You say that a lot.
What are you sorry for this time?
1645
01:55:17,160 --> 01:55:18,207
The dance?
1646
01:55:19,538 --> 01:55:22,291
That was a pretty crappy thing to do.
1647
01:55:22,707 --> 01:55:23,799
Well, yeah, but I...
1648
01:55:23,959 --> 01:55:26,803
I mean, your dad... I can't imagine
what you're going through.
1649
01:55:26,962 --> 01:55:29,135
If there's anything I can do to help...
1650
01:55:29,297 --> 01:55:31,800
I guess we're moving to Oregon.
1651
01:55:31,967 --> 01:55:35,221
Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool.
1652
01:55:36,054 --> 01:55:40,230
Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here
during the trial. So...
1653
01:55:41,643 --> 01:55:44,317
Liz, I... I...
1654
01:55:44,479 --> 01:55:46,152
Bye, Peter.
1655
01:55:47,023 --> 01:55:50,527
Whatever's going on with you,
I hope you figure it out.
1656
01:56:03,039 --> 01:56:06,589
Congratulations,
decathlon national champions.
1657
01:56:06,751 --> 01:56:08,503
Yeah!
1658
01:56:08,962 --> 01:56:11,385
I'll have to put this back
in the trophy case soon...
1659
01:56:11,548 --> 01:56:14,051
...but just for motivation right now
at this practice.
1660
01:56:14,217 --> 01:56:15,890
I'm ahead of the game,
but we will need...
1661
01:56:16,052 --> 01:56:17,599
...a new team captain next year.
1662
01:56:17,762 --> 01:56:20,436
So I am appointing Michelle.
1663
01:56:21,433 --> 01:56:23,106
Yeah!
1664
01:56:25,312 --> 01:56:26,529
Thank you.
1665
01:56:26,688 --> 01:56:28,156
My... My friends call me MJ.
1666
01:56:28,773 --> 01:56:30,821
I thought you didn't have any friends.
1667
01:56:30,984 --> 01:56:32,907
I didn't.
1668
01:56:37,782 --> 01:56:39,784
- I gotta go_
- Hey, where you going?
1669
01:56:42,496 --> 01:56:44,624
What are you hiding, Peter?
1670
01:56:46,917 --> 01:56:48,510
I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.
1671
01:56:48,668 --> 01:56:51,342
- All right, so we should run some drills.
- Yeah.
1672
01:56:59,763 --> 01:57:03,108
Hey, Happy. What...?
What are you doing here?
1673
01:57:04,059 --> 01:57:05,311
I really owe you one.
1674
01:57:07,395 --> 01:57:09,693
I don't know what I would do
without this job.
1675
01:57:09,856 --> 01:57:12,359
I mean, before I met Tony...
1676
01:57:41,471 --> 01:57:43,473
So how long you been here?
1677
01:57:43,640 --> 01:57:45,813
Long enough to be awkward.
Boss wants to see you.
1678
01:57:46,768 --> 01:57:49,647
- Is he here too?
- In the toilet? No, he's upstate.
1679
01:57:50,188 --> 01:57:51,690
Upstate... Like, upstate-upstate?
1680
01:57:51,856 --> 01:57:53,449
Yeah, let's go.
1681
01:57:54,818 --> 01:57:55,944
Take a look.
1682
01:57:56,111 --> 01:57:58,159
It's pretty impressive, huh?
1683
01:57:59,239 --> 01:58:01,992
They just finished remodeling
the whole thing.
1684
01:58:28,184 --> 01:58:31,279
- You don't see that every day.
- Oh, there they are.
1685
01:58:31,938 --> 01:58:33,565
How was the ride up?
1686
01:58:33,982 --> 01:58:36,610
- Good.
- Give me a minute with the kid.
1687
01:58:37,360 --> 01:58:39,203
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
1688
01:58:39,613 --> 01:58:40,990
I gotta talk to the kid.
1689
01:58:41,573 --> 01:58:42,665
I'll be close behind.
1690
01:58:42,824 --> 01:58:46,579
How about a loose follow?
All right? Boundaries are good.
1691
01:58:51,583 --> 01:58:52,800
Sorry I took your suit.
1692
01:58:52,959 --> 01:58:55,462
You had it coming.
Actually, it turns out it was...
1693
01:58:55,629 --> 01:58:57,631
...the perfect tough-love moment
that you needed.
1694
01:58:57,797 --> 01:59:00,641
To urge you on, right?
Wouldn't you think? Don't you think?
1695
01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:02,598
- I guess.
- Let's just say it was.
1696
01:59:04,471 --> 01:59:07,691
- Mr. Stark, I really...
- You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime.
1697
01:59:08,308 --> 01:59:09,981
But then you did the right thing.
1698
01:59:10,143 --> 01:59:13,317
Took the dog to the free clinic,
you raised the hybrid puppies...
1699
01:59:13,480 --> 01:59:15,357
All right, not my best analogy.
1700
01:59:16,566 --> 01:59:18,489
I was wrong about you.
1701
01:59:19,027 --> 01:59:21,280
I think, with a little more mentoring...
1702
01:59:21,446 --> 01:59:23,915
...y0u could be a real asset to the team.
1703
01:59:25,700 --> 01:59:27,543
- To the...? To the team?
- Yeah. Anyway...
1704
01:59:27,702 --> 01:59:30,751
...there's about 5O reporters behind
that door. Real ones, not bloggers.
1705
01:59:31,247 --> 01:59:33,090
When you're ready...
1706
01:59:33,458 --> 01:59:35,176
...why don't you try that on?
1707
01:59:35,335 --> 01:59:39,260
And I'll introduce the world to the newest
official member of the Avengers:
1708
01:59:39,422 --> 01:59:41,095
Spider-Man.
1709
01:59:43,551 --> 01:59:45,144
L...
1710
01:59:46,805 --> 01:59:49,058
Yeah, give that a look.
1711
01:59:54,562 --> 01:59:56,888
After the press conference,
Happy will show you to your room...
1712
01:59:56,898 --> 01:59:57,990
...y0ur new quarters.
1713
01:59:58,149 --> 02:00:00,402
Where's he between?
He's next to Vision?
1714
02:00:00,568 --> 02:00:02,821
- Yeah, Vision's not big on doors.
- It's fun.
1715
02:00:02,987 --> 02:00:04,330
Or walls.
1716
02:00:04,489 --> 02:00:06,366
You'll fit right in.
1717
02:00:12,789 --> 02:00:14,791
Thank you, Mr. Stark.
1718
02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,502
But I'm good.
1719
02:00:17,544 --> 02:00:20,047
You're good? Good...?
How are you good?
1720
02:00:20,213 --> 02:00:24,389
Well, I mean, I'd rather just stay
on the ground for a little while.
1721
02:00:24,551 --> 02:00:26,724
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
1722
02:00:26,886 --> 02:00:28,966
Somebody's got to look out
for the little guy, right?
1723
02:00:29,305 --> 02:00:30,773
You're turning me down?
1724
02:00:30,932 --> 02:00:33,026
You better think about this.
Look at that.
1725
02:00:33,184 --> 02:00:34,436
Look at me.
1726
02:00:35,186 --> 02:00:36,278
Last chance. Yes or no?
1727
02:00:36,438 --> 02:00:37,735
- No.
- Okay.
1728
02:00:37,897 --> 02:00:41,401
It's kind of a Springsteen-y,
working-class hero vibe that I dig.
1729
02:00:41,568 --> 02:00:43,570
Happy will take you home.
1730
02:00:43,737 --> 02:00:45,239
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1731
02:00:45,405 --> 02:00:47,578
Mind waiting in the car?
I need a minute.
1732
02:00:49,117 --> 02:00:51,791
- Thank you, Mr. Stark.
- Yes, Mr. Parker, very well.
1733
02:00:51,953 --> 02:00:53,671
- See you around.
- Okay.
1734
02:01:01,880 --> 02:01:03,097
That was a test, right?
1735
02:01:03,882 --> 02:01:06,351
- There's nobody back there?
- Yes, you passed.
1736
02:01:07,218 --> 02:01:10,097
- All right, skedaddle there, young buck.
- Thank you, Mr. Stark.
1737
02:01:10,263 --> 02:01:11,981
Yeah, thank you.
1738
02:01:14,058 --> 02:01:15,935
Told you he's a good kid.
1739
02:01:22,192 --> 02:01:23,660
- Where's the kid?
- He left.
1740
02:01:23,818 --> 02:01:26,742
- Everyb0dy's waiting.
- He actually made a mature choice.
1741
02:01:26,905 --> 02:01:29,909
- It just surprised the heck out of us.
- Did you screw this up?
1742
02:01:30,074 --> 02:01:32,317
- He told the kid to go wait in the car.
- Are you kidding?
1743
02:01:32,327 --> 02:01:34,500
I have a room full of people
in there waiting...
1744
02:01:34,662 --> 02:01:36,613
...f0r some big announcement.
What will I tell them?
1745
02:01:36,623 --> 02:01:39,126
Think of something. How about...?
1746
02:01:39,667 --> 02:01:41,840
- Hap, you still got that ring?
- Do I...? I...?
1747
02:01:42,003 --> 02:01:43,328
- The engagement ring.
- Are you kidding?
1748
02:01:43,338 --> 02:01:46,558
I've been carrying this since 2008.
1749
02:01:49,219 --> 02:01:50,345
Okay.
1750
02:01:50,512 --> 02:01:52,253
I think I can think
of something better than that.
1751
02:01:52,263 --> 02:01:54,641
Well, it would buy us a little time.
1752
02:01:55,934 --> 02:01:58,062
Like we need time.
1753
02:01:58,228 --> 02:01:59,988
I can't believe you have that
in your pocket.
1754
02:02:00,063 --> 02:02:02,566
- Want me to get the door for you, hon?
- I got it.
1755
02:02:18,748 --> 02:02:21,217
Aunt May, did you do dinner already?
1756
02:02:31,469 --> 02:02:33,142
May?
1757
02:02:54,909 --> 02:02:55,956
What 'the-l?!
1758
02:05:10,044 --> 02:05:12,012
Look who it is.
1759
02:05:13,923 --> 02:05:17,097
What are the odds you and I'd end up
at the same summer camp?
1760
02:05:17,260 --> 02:05:18,557
Relax.
1761
02:05:19,178 --> 02:05:21,180
This? It's not on you.
1762
02:05:21,347 --> 02:05:24,442
It's on our little spider friend.
1763
02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:28,195
I've got some boys on the outside
who would love to meet him.
1764
02:05:28,354 --> 02:05:31,824
You know, take a picture,
slice his throat, put his head in a dryer.
1765
02:05:32,358 --> 02:05:34,611
And I heard a rumor.
1766
02:05:37,864 --> 02:05:39,457
You know who he is.
1767
02:05:43,202 --> 02:05:45,546
If I knew who he was...
1768
02:05:45,705 --> 02:05:47,298
...he'd already be dead.
1769
02:05:51,836 --> 02:05:54,715
Toomes, your family's here!
1770
02:12:33,821 --> 02:12:36,665
Hi, I'm Captain America,
here to talk to you...
1771
02:12:36,824 --> 02:12:40,795
...about one of the most valuable traits
a soldier or student can have.
1772
02:12:40,953 --> 02:12:42,626
Patience.
1773
02:12:42,788 --> 02:12:44,916
Sometimes patience is the key to victory.
1774
02:12:45,082 --> 02:12:47,130
Sometimes it leads to very little...
1775
02:12:47,293 --> 02:12:49,637
...and it seems like it's not worth it.
1776
02:12:49,795 --> 02:12:51,297
And you wonder...
1777
02:12:51,464 --> 02:12:55,310
...why you waited so long
for something so disappointing.
1778
02:12:59,013 --> 02:13:01,015
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