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1 Therefore, Kally Gluntle spent life

wondering if she was invisible.

After searching for a diet that would earn her the love

she deserved, Kally discovered eating

celery burns more calories than it contains.

Once she disappeared completely, she finally felt seen.

After achieving every girl's dream of negative weight,

no one could take their eyes off her.

She turned every head. The camera loved her,

but one day, she looked up and found herself full of pity

for the clunky losers of the world

now that she had all of the attention.

She danced like no one was watching. It was.

She wondered where her shyness went,

but it didn't matter

because she was happy and forever free.

But no matter how hard they try, some women are too weak

to ignore the suffering of others.

Here. It's only half a sandwich.

Thanks, ma'am, but I'm not a charity case.

- It says, "Work for food." - Really, it's fine.

I'd rather starve than be degraded.

Okay. What can you do for me?

Well, I used to be a nurse.

I was a hospice nurse. I could do that.

It'll only take a sec.

Lay down. Here we go.

Slip away. Let go.

You don't have to hold on.

Slip into glory.

I can't... I'm not going to just die.

Oh, because I can't earn my own meals?!

I have never been so insulted!

No. Oh, no, no. I didn't mean t...

- Okay. I can try. - Don't be afraid.

Just surrender.

You are loved.

Go towards the light.

The light is love.

Go to it. Beautiful!

You are at peace now.

Hello? Where am I? What's happening?

I can finally dig into this Sammy!

Mmm, pretty nummy!

Wait! Ugh! Is there mayo in this Sam-sam?

Yeah. It was a ham and mayonnaise.

Dang! Why didn't you tell me?

- I hate mayo! - You didn't specify!

Can't you just scrape it off?

Like, actual ew! I would know it used to be there.

Can you help me get out of here?

Oh... oh, yeah. O... of course.

Sorry. Move forth, gentle. Make your first left.

You'll see a door. Go right through there.

Oh! I think this is hell! Oh!

Oh, I'm sorry. Is that not what you wanted?

- No! - Oh, well "you didn't specify."

Oh, it burns! My skin is burning!

"Can't you just scrape it off?"

Please let me go. I have a kid!

I shall allow you to remain on Earth

if you can complete a simple task.

You must do one selfless act.

Okay. You had the tuna salad with the crust cut off,

and who ordered the vegan gyro?

Gyro? Gyro? Gyro.

Who ordered the vegan gyro?

Giving food to the poor is not selfless.

You did it to save yourself. Fail.

I can give away my car, everything.

I feel like you're not appreciating the elegance

of my selfless act paradox.

This is your home now.

I know what to do. One more chance.

Amy Liblin rushed home with relish.

Um, excuse me. What are you doing?

This is, like, over the line, okay?

I'm just doing what you requested.

I'm not really following your logic.

I'll explain... right after my lunch.

Ah?

Ah! Ah!

Okay. As long as you're seriously

planning to eat your own baby,

I want nothing to do with this. Like, actual ew!

Amy couldn't bear to make her child grow up without a mother,

but if she lingered on the brink of gobbling her little dumpling,

mommy could always be there for baby's first steps,

her first swim,

first bite of solid food if mama kept her

mouth watering and her stomach growling.

Lady, leave me out of this.

Uncle! Uncle!

But our secrets consume us.

I know it sounds crazy, but since I was a kid,

I couldn't shake the feeling that my mom wants to eat me.

And did you ever consider the possibility

that she did that so that she could stay in your life?

Did you really want to be there for me, mom,

or were you just trying to stay out of hell?

The perk of Dr. Bodgey's job was front-row seats

to the ding-dong show like his patient this morning.

I don't know, Doc.

People tell me I should be paranoid,

but I got nothing to be afraid of.

Do you think it's because of those?

Those what? What's the problem?

Can you see how your refusal to be terrified is infuriating to me?

Why is everyone conspiring to make me paranoid?

I'm not falling for it.

I'm going to be happy and devout my life

- to actually helping people! - Nooo!

Denial makes your life a wreck.

This thing is going to blow any second!

If you could grab hold of my arm, I'll try and pull you out.

Uh, excuse me?

If I hold this up, I can get you out

through this hole here.

Yeah, can you not mansplain to me right now?

I know how a rescue works.

I just... I jus...

I just... I just...

Why don't you try to say that again, only this time,

pretend you consider me your intellectual equal?

Huh? Just for fun, let's try that.

Uh, sorry. We should hurry.

There's gas leaking, and it could explode any second.

Okay! Thank you for telling me how fossil fuels work.

I don't know what I would've done.

There's a lot of blood dripping.

You mean my blood as in my business.

Maybe spend a little less time

worrying about my natural bodily functions

and a little more time not worrying

about my natural body functions!

If this thing blows, we'll be badly burned.

How's this for a burn? Why are you so dumb? Ha!

Uh, it's because I just...

It's because I think you're pretty, all right?

There it is. Typical.

And I'm hoping if we survive this, I can get your phone number.

You do realize how inappropriate this is, right?

I know. I'm sick.

Can you unpack that for me a little bit?

Well, I guess I'm haunted by inferiority

born of my jealousy over the female body's capacity

to carry life into this world which is why

I secretly put nails in the road to cause a wreck

so I can play out my twisted savior complex and feel superior.

But that's why I cut the brakes on my car,

to catch jerks acting superior.

You did? That's so funny.

Oh, my god. Weird.

No, like, we're actually not so different.

We both wanted the same thing, just from...

- Different angles. - ...different angles.

This is no accident.

We're like partners in some cryptic dance.

Oh, god. What are we doing?

- We're doing this. - Oh, my god. Mm.

Every second they didn't explode

made the couple savor life more.

- Mm. - Then can the moment.

It was the first time Clive felt truly held.

I could live in this moment forever and ever and ever.

- The way they spat love in the ass of death - and ever and ever...

was an inspiration to the world.

Bliss ripped hope a new joy hole.

Atoms orgied.

The Sun and Moon got a room.

Daisies did the Dougie.

Birds stopped having constant racist thoughts against Asians.

Even Jews began to get along with other Jews.

Everyone was happy.

It was a mental health professional's worst nightmare.

Have you ever even peaked in there

- to see what she looks like? - No need.

All that matters is on the inside.

She could blow us both to smithereens at any second.

You know what I think?

You're afraid to look, because what if nobody is in there?

You're worried it's empty. You are paranoid!

No way. My girl wouldn't not exist.

She bees. Tell him you bee, boo.

Boo? Boo?

I'm sorry! I... It's not my fault.

My mom gave me an eating disorder,

so I committed celery-cide. I un-ed myself.

The... the... the... th... Then what's in here?

Nothing? Are you just an empty portal?

You zilchor! Boo. Boo!

But isn't it beautiful?

Don't you remember how happy we were then?

You tricked me into having a fulfilling relationship

with a manifestation of nostalgia

for the relationship I got tricked into?

You know I hate when I get trapped

in a self-collapsing emotional prison!

I've told you that over and over and over!

But what are you going to do?!

I'm pulling myself out of there.

I could live in this moment forever and ever and ever...

- Ah! - ...and ever and ever...

Clive stayed in his trap for all eternity.

But once your worst fear comes true, your paranoia

can fly back home which might give you the courage

to emancipate your own heart from its abusive cycle of love.

I'm taking a little me time.

And Dr. Bodgey was thrilled

to have some sweet misery to solve once again.

Erasing your identity was a tragic act of pure selflessness.

Blame the mom.

Noooo!

And after she murdered the devil,

Lily felt empowered to share her victory snack with the world.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoaaa!

Once all existence was gone,

no one could tell if her nothingness was still there

or if it never was.

If she was there, then it wasn't,

but if she was there, then it wasn't.

♪ There's blood in the kitchen ♪

♪ There's blood in the hall ♪

♪ There's blood in the parlor ♪

♪ Where my lady did fall ♪

♪ Long Lankin was hanged ♪

♪ On a gibbet so high ♪

♪ And the false nurse was burned ♪

♪ On a fire close by ♪

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