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Ah, I can't believe we've never
done this. It's so good!
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It's so good for Monica.
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[BELL DINGS]
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Time's up! My turn.
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- That was half an hour?
- It's your timer.
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CHANDLER: Okay.
MONICA: All right.
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I don't like to brag about it,
but I give the best massages.
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All right, then massage me up
right nice!
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Aah! Aah! Aah.
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It's so good, isn't it?
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I don't know what I did to deserve it.
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Say goodbye to sore muscles!
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Goodbye, muscles!
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She gives the worst massages ever.
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It was like she was torturing me
for information.
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I wanted to give it up.
I just didn't know what it was!
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If it hurts that bad, you should tell her.
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For the first time,
I'm in a real relationship.
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I won't screw that up by telling the truth.
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Dude, look out!
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You almost crushed my hat.
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Sorry.
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And the bunny got away.
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This would be the place
where you explain the hat.
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Oh. Yeah.
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There's this play, right?
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I'm up for the part of this
cool, suave, international guy.
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A clothes horse, so I figure...
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...everyone at the audition will
wear ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
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And you'll make them disappear?
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Like you could find something
this sophisticated.
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Done!
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If you want to look good,
come to the store. I'll help you.
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- Thanks!
RACHEL: Sure.
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Please, take those off!
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ROSS:
Hey, Pheebs. How's it going?
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Um, only okay. Because I just
got back from the hospital.
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ALL:
Are you all right?
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I'm fine.
But, uh, my grandma sort of died.
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ALL: Pheebs, sorry.
PHOEBE: It's okay.
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She had a really incredible life.
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It's not like I won't see her again.
She'll visit.
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Maybe she's with us right now.
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Right. She's on a new spiritual plane
and she'll come to the coffeehouse.
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I just saw two people having sex
in a car right outside!
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Uh, Pheebs' grandmother just died.
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Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
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Actually, it's kind of cool.
Because it's like...
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...you know, one life ends
and another begins.
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Not the way they're doing it.
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What happened? How did she die?
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We were in the market...
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...and she bent down to get some yogurt
and never came back up again.
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I'm so sorry.
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The last thing she said was:
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"You get the eggs, I'll get the yogurt,
and we'll meet at the checkout counter."
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You know what?
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We will meet at the checkout counter.
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Since you're returning all this stuff...
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...you'll have to wear underwear.
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All right.
You'd better show me that too.
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It's missing something.
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Oh, I know. Um, okay.
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Really? A purse?
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It's not a purse. It's a shoulder bag.
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- It looks like a woman's purse.
- No.
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Trust me, all the men are carrying
them in the spring catalog.
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See, look. Men carrying the bag.
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See, look. Women carrying the bag.
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But it is odd how a woman's purse
looks so good on me, a man.
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Exactly. Unisex!
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Maybe you need sex.
I had sex a couple days ago.
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No, Joey. U-N-I sex.
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I ain't going to say no to that!
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URSULA: Who is it?
- It's Phoebe.
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URSULA:
Oh, great!
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Oh, you.
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Um, what's up?
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Um, well, I sort of have some bad news.
Can I come in?
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Um, no, thanks.
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Um...
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- Well, um, Grandma died today.
- Wow!
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Didn't she die like five years ago?
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No, she just died today.
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Um, we're having
a memorial service tomorrow.
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Okay, I know I went to that already.
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No, you didn't!
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Then who's been dead?
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Lots of people!
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Look, are you coming or not?
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Um, no.
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I thought she was dead,
so I've made my peace.
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Plus I'm going to a concert.
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I'd invite you,
but, um, I only have two tickets left.
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- Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert.
- Thanks. Enjoy your funeral!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You look just like your son,
Mrs. Tribbiani.
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What?
Are you referring to my man's bag?
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I thought it just looked good,
but it's practical too.
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It's got compartments for all your stuff.
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- Your wallet, keys, address book...
- Your makeup.
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What are you doing?
The audition's tomorrow.
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Yeah, but sandwich time is right now.
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You get mustard on that bag,
you can't return it.
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Why would I return this?
I love this bag!
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- All right, then you owe me $350.
JOEY: Fine.
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Do you take Vasa or Mooster Card?
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Joey...
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Relax, I'll pay you with the money
from the job I'll get. Thanks to you.
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What's the part? Auntie Mame?
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Don't listen to them. I think it's sexy.
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You-and-I sexy?
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Hello, Mrs. Pinilla.
Thank you for coming.
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Here's your, um, 3-D glasses.
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Reverend Pong will say
when to put them on.
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Hi, sweetie.
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- How are you holding up?
PHOEBE: Fine.
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Hey, Pheebs. I'm so sorry.
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You know what?
My grandma had the exact same bag!
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I brought you flowers.
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Oh, thanks!
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Pulling flowers out
makes the bag look masculine.
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Excuse me, is this the, uh, memorial?
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Welcome.
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Here's your 3-D glasses.
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All right.
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So how did you know Frances?
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Actually, I hadn't seen her for years.
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But, um, I was pretty tight
with her and her daughter.
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What's your name?
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Frank Buffay.
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You know what? Strike that.
My name, uh, actually, is Joe.
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Um, uh, Joe, uh, Hill.
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- You're Frank Buf...
- Shh. No! Joe Hill.
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You just said...
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I got to go.
Thank you so much for coming.
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PHOEBE:
But...
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Oh, my God!
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ALL:
What happened?
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That was my dad.
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ALL: Oh, my God! What?
- Check it out!
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It's like it's coming right at me.
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- Did you catch him?
ROSS: What did he say?
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He said, um, "Nice to meet you, Glenda."
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I couldn't give him my real name.
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Why not?
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You saw the way he ran.
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You think he'd talk
to the daughter he abandoned?
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What did you say to him?
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I said I was the executor of the will
and I needed to talk to him.
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I'm going to meet him
at the coffeehouse.
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REVEREND:
Could everyone take their seats?
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I just can't think about that now.
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- I want to say goodbye to my grandma.
ALL: Okay.
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Let's go say goodbye.
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[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
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Great!
That bag will get you that part.
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And a date with a man.
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You know what? Make fun all you want.
This is a great bag.
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And it's as handy as it is becoming.
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Just because you don't understand
something, doesn't make it wrong.
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You guys have to get used
to the fact that Joey...
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...comes with a bag!
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I've got to meet my dad.
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Will you tell him who you are?
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Not at first.
I don't want to freak him out.
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But aren't you pissed at him?
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This guy abandoned you.
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If it were me, this guy would be
in some serious physical danger.
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I'd walk in there, I'd be like, "Yo, Dad!
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You and me, outside. Right now!"
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I kind of scared myself.
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Well, at least you scared someone.
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You'd think I'd be angry.
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You'd think I'd want to rip
his tiny little head off!
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Fortunately, I'm past it.
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You do seem a little tense.
Here, let me help you.
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Oh, get off! Ow!
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Stop it!
Why are you doing that to me?
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What are you talking about?
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As a masseuse and a human...
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...I'm begging you,
never do that to anyone.
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I give good massages.
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[LAUGHS]
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I gave them to Rachel
before she got allergic.
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And Chandler, he loves them!
Watch.
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He does not like it. He's in pain!
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- No, he's not.
- Yes, he is!
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- What?
- I'm sorry but, ow!
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You've been lying to me?
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I can't believe that.
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Maybe he didn't want to hurt you.
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But the minute we start
to lie to each other...
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And by "we"...
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...I mean society.
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Anytime you're ready.
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Ahem, well, you must be new here.
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Maybe we get a table,
I buy you a drink.
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Could you try it without the purse?
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Yeah, sure.
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Ahem, well, you must be new here.
Maybe we sit...
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- Can I ask you something?
- Sure. What?
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Well, first, it's not a purse.
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Okay...
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Anytime.
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If you think
it's a woman's bag, it's not.
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It's a man's bag.
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Okay. And go.
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Let me show you the catalog.
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Look. See?
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Huh? It's the latest thing.
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Everyone's got one.
Men, women, children.
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Do you sell these?
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No, these babies sell themselves.
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Thank you. That was great.
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But I didn't read anything.
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I think we've seen enough.
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All right, I'll see you.
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We got it. We got it.
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- Is Rachel here?
- No.
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Listen, I just wanted to apologize
about the whole massage thing.
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I really like them.
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Please stop.
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We're supposed to be honest.
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I wish you could tell me,
"I don't like your massages."
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I don't like your massages.
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See? It's no big deal.
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But now you're crying.
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I'm not crying about that.
I'm crying about something at work.
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My boyfriend said
he didn't like my massages.
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You don't have
to be best at everything.
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Oh, my God!
You don't know me at all!
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Okay...
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You give the worst massages
in the world.
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I'm crying here!
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Look, hear me out.
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You give the best bad massages.
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If anybody was looking
for the best bad massage...
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...and they thought, "Who's the best?"
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They'd have to go to you.
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Huh.
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So you're saying that
if there was an award...
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...for the best bad massage...
Who would get that?
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It would be you!
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You, Monica!
And you'd get all the votes.
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So they could call the award,
"The Monica"?
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Absolutely.
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Okay...
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I suck!
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Thank you for meeting me.
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Thank you.
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Come sit.
254
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Sit.
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Sit!
256
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:02,210
Um, alrighty.
Um, before we get started, I need you...
257
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:06,631
...to state for the record
that you are, in fact, Frank Buffay.
258
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,841
Yes, I am. Mm-hm.
259
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:13,513
- Okay.
- So, what did Frances leave me?
260
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,557
- Huh?
- That's why you wanted me to come.
261
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,101
Oh, yes.
262
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,145
Yes, she did. She left you, um...
263
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...this lipstick.
264
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,318
Oh. Huh.
265
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,572
Oh, it's, ew, used.
266
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,326
Uh, cool.
267
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:43,167
I have just a few questions to ask,
so I'll get out my official forms.
268
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,589
So question one:
269
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You were married to Frances'
daughter, Lilly. Correct?
270
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,388
Yes, I was.
271
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,933
Okay, um, question two:
Um, did that marriage end...
272
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,768
...A, happily...
273
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,312
...B, medium...
274
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,733
...or, C, in the total abandonment...
275
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,027
...of her and her two children?
276
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,112
It really says that?
277
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,447
Yeah, see?
278
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,826
I guess then I would have to say C.
279
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,121
Total abandonment.
280
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,416
Reasons for abandonment:
281
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:27,003
Um, A, top secret government work...
282
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,713
...B, amnesia...
283
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:32,258
...or, C, you're just a selfish,
irresponsible...
284
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,886
...bad, bad man.
285
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,889
I don't want the lipstick that much.
286
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,935
Would you do me a favor?
287
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,896
Would you give Lilly...
288
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,774
...that, please?
- What?
289
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,193
When you see Lilly, give her that note.
290
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,862
I wanted to talk to her
at the memorial...
291
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:58,117
...but I pictured her getting mad
the way you did, and I chickened out.
292
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,329
I wrote her a note.
Give it to her, please?
293
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,165
But you came to see Lilly?
294
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,250
Yeah. Why?
295
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,170
Lilly's dead.
296
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:11,839
She what?
297
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,257
She's dead.
298
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:14,967
Are you sure?
299
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:18,262
If she isn't, cremating her
was a big mistake.
300
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:22,517
I can't believe this.
I just can't believe...
301
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,520
How? Oh, my God.
302
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,355
How long ago?
303
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,190
Seventeen years ago.
304
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,942
Oh.
305
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,945
What about the girls?
306
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:40,701
Well, Ursula is a waitress
and she lives in Soho.
307
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,413
And Phoebe...
308
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,959
...is on this couch.
309
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:59,387
Yep, lipstick and a daughter.
Big day for you.
310
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,474
Phoebe, I, um...
311
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,143
Whoops.
312
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,272
It's just, I don't know what to say.
313
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:15,403
I just can't believe that you're
my daughter. You're so pretty.
314
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,448
Yes, well, that's neither here nor there.
315
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,537
Would it make you feel
better if I said...
316
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:28,374
...that I was very, very sorry I left?
317
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,963
It doesn't matter what you say.
It won't make a difference.
318
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,673
So you can just go.
319
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:42,471
Well, you know, in my defense,
I was a lousy father.
320
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,433
- That's your defense?
- Yes, it is.
321
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:49,687
I burned the formula,
and I put your diapers on backwards.
322
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:54,483
I made up a song to sing to you,
but that made you cry even more.
323
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:56,569
You make up songs?
324
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,906
Well, no, just that one.
But it was stupid.
325
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,950
Let's see, how did it go? Um...
326
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,371
[SINGING]
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl
327
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,791
Why won't you go to sleep?
328
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,086
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl
329
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,464
You're keeping me up
330
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,443
I'm not very good at this.
331
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,031
Well, I am.
332
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,704
Not yet. No.
333
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,419
Hey.
334
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,421
ALL:
Hey! How'd the audition go?
335
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,257
Estelle said I didn't get it.
336
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,718
What? Why?
Joey, you were so ready for it.
337
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,345
I thought so too...
338
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,223
...but the casting people
had problems with me.
339
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:08,641
What kind of problem?
340
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,560
To tell you the truth...
341
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,021
...they had a problem with the bag!
- Oh, my God!
342
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:18,109
You know what?
It was a stupid play anyway.
343
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,820
It's time to give up the bag.
344
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,614
I don't want to give up the bag.
345
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,617
I don't have to give it up, do I, Rach?
346
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:32,456
You think I should give up the bag!
347
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:37,169
Joey, I'm sorry.
As terrific as I think you are with it...
348
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:44,051
...I just don't know if the world
is ready for you and your bag.
349
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,139
I can't believe this!
350
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,559
Wait, I'm not saying
you shouldn't have a bag.
351
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,981
There are other bags
that are maybe a little less...
352
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,275
...controversial.
353
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,987
Yeah, um, they're called wallets.
354
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,702
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