Original subtitles

BEING A GIGOLO ISN'T ALWAYS EASY.

Nick: I'M VERY PROUD TO BE CALLED A GIGOLO.

THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE MORE COMPETITIVE THAN ME.

I TRY TO BREAK A SWEAT SIX DAYS A WEEK.

Brace: THE BRACE PHILOSOPHY

IS TO REALLY BE GOOD TO PEOPLE.

I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR.

I WANNA ENJOY THIS.

Jimmy: I'M THE GUY THAT EATS DESSERT FIRST.

I'M ADVENTUROUS. I'M WILLING TO TRY QUITE A LOT.

Steven: I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY

LOOKING FOR LOVE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

THIS IS ME. YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

Vin: I REALLY LOVE WOMEN--

LEARNING ABOUT THEM, LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK.

I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF A REAL FEMINIST.

THAT'S VEGAS, BABY.

- MONEY, RIGHT THERE. - OH MY GOD.

- WHOO! - OH!

- GO GO GO GO GO. - AH! THANKS, DUDE.

Nick: HALF OF OUR JOB IS GROOMING AND WORKING OUT.

YOU'VE GOTTA LOOK GOOD.

NO GIGOLOS OUT THERE ARE GONNA MAKE IT IF THEY'RE NOT LOOKING GOOD.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE TRYING TO GET STEVEN IN THE GYM A LITTLE MORE.

STEVEN, YOU WANT TO DO SOME CHEST DUMBBELLS?

FUCK NO. DUDE, I BARELY WORK OUT.

- I WORK OUT 'CAUSE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DRAG ME. - ( Jimmy laughs )

I DON'T WORK OUT. IT'S NOT REALLY APPEALING TO ME,

HAVING TO WATCH MYSELF FLEX IN THE MIRROR.

IT'S-- THAT'S NOT WHAT DOES IT FOR ME.

I WOULD MUCH RATHER READ A BOOK OR LEARN SOMETHING.

- ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE. - ONE MORE, MAN.

( grunts )

- THATTABOY. - OH FUCK, MAN.

JUST ALWAYS ONE MORE, RIGHT?

I TRULY BELIEVE THAT IF YOU'RE GONNA DO ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE,

YOU HAVE TO BECOME THE BEST OF THE BEST.

- ( grunts ) - WHETHER IT'S LIFTING WEIGHTS

OR JUST BEING A GIGOLO, I ALWAYS DO MY BEST.

- YOU STILL TRAINING AT ALL? - NO. NO.

NO? YOU SHOULD COME TO JUJITSU WITH ME.

- OH YEAH. HUH-UH. IT AIN'T HAPPENING. - NO?

I DID THAT STUFF FOR 17 YEARS. I'M DONE.

THAT SHIT'S OVER.

I'LL LEAVE THAT TO YOU YOUNGSTERS.

( grunting )

( Vin laughing )

( grunts ) YOU GOOFY FUCKERS.

YOU WERE GOOD. CAN I HAVE A CIGARETTE?

( car honks )

( acoustic guitar music playing )

Jimmy: SO I MET THIS GIRL KELLY A FEW MONTHS AGO

AND WE HAVE A VERY DECENT RELATIONSHIP.

IT'S GETTING BETTER DAY AFTER DAY, SO...

( laughs )

- ( Jimmy speaks ) - ( chuckles )

- ( Kelly speaks ) - MM-HMM. I BET.

I BET.

Jimmy: SHE IS ACTIVE. SHE LIKES REMAINING ACTIVE.

I LIKE REMAINING ACTIVE. SHE'S QUITE THE VIXEN,

A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.

I JUST LIKE BEING AROUND HER.

I THINK THAT THERE'S NO PROBLEM

HAVING A RELATIONSHIP ALONG WITH BEING A GIGOLO.

- ( chuckles ) - ( moans )

Jimmy: BUT IT'S TOUGH FOR GIRLS.

THEY CAN HAVE ALL SORTS OF HANG-UPS AND ISSUES

THAT THEY SAY THAT THEY'RE OKAY WITH

AND THEY WON'T EVEN TELL YOU ABOUT.

( Kelly speaks )

- I KNOW. WHAT'S IT DOING? - ( laughs )

- IT'S A WILD MANE. - PROBABLY SOMETHING WILD.

Jimmy's voice: AND WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT,

EVERY RELATIONSHIP IS A BARGAIN OF SORTS,

ALL THE WAY FROM THE STREET HOOKER

TO THE MARRIED COUPLE.

- ( Kelly speaks ) - ( both moan )

AND IT INVOLVES ASKING WHAT YOU WANT,

ME TELLING YOU WHAT I WANT

AND THEN MEETING IN THE MIDDLE.

( crickets chirping )

Brace: MOST PEOPLE WOULD LOVE TO GET TO MY POINT.

"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL. I WANT TO COME BACK WITH 15 GRAND.

I WANT TO GO HERE." I'VE GONE HERE. I'VE GONE THERE.

I'VE BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD.

AND IT'S TIRING, BUT IT'S LONELY.

I'VE BEEN THROUGH SOME PAIN

WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS.

ACTUALLY, I WAS MARRIED FOR SIX YEARS

AND DID ALL THE RIGHT THINGS,

BUT THEY WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH.

IT'S A CONSTANT TUG OF WAR

BETWEEN "DO I WANT TO DO THE BUSINESS?"

OR "DO I WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP?"

BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY,

HERE'S THE GIRL I'M GOING OUT WITH THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I DO.

SHE FINDS OUT THAT I'M DOING THIS GIGOLO BUSINESS,

AND WHO'S GONNA STAND FOR THAT?

THEY DON'T.

I HAVE A NEW GUY THAT I JUST FLEW INTO VEGAS.

HIS NAME IS VIN ARMANI.

GARREN IS OUR AGENT.

YEAH. YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN. OKAY, GOOD.

HOW IT WORKS WITH AN AGENT IS YOU'LL GET A CALL,

THEN YOU'LL GET SOME DETAILS

ABOUT WHAT YOUR DATE IS MOST LIKELY GOING TO CONSIST OF...

HOW MUCH TIME ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? NOTHING HAS TO HAPPEN.

A LOT OF TIMES, NOTHING SEXUAL DOES HAPPEN.

ALL MONEY IS EXCHANGED FOR COMPANIONSHIP.

IF THINGS GO FURTHER,

THEN THAT'S WHERE THEY GO.

Woman: YOU GO "PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME.

PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME.

- PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME." - PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME.

- EXCUSE ME. HELLO. - HI. ( chuckles )

- IS ONE OF YOU TIRRZA? - THAT WOULD BE ME.

- THAT'S YOU. HI, VIN. - UH-HUH.

- HI, HOW ARE YOU? - Vin's voice: THIS WOMAN CALLS

AND SAYS SHE NEEDS A PARTNER FOR THIS DANCE COMPETITION.

- HI, VIN, I'M JOSIE. - HI.

- NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. THIS IS JASE.

JASE, VIN.

SO THIS IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY FUN CALL.

- Josie: OUR DANCE IS SALSA. - Vin: OKAY.

- DO YOU HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE? - LIKE WHEN I WAS MAYBE 18

- I TOOK A COUPLE OF CLASSES. - OH GOOD, SO YOU DO HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE.

- I WOULDN'T CALL IT EXPERIENCE. - OKAY.

MAYBE A "SMALL EXPERIENCE," IN QUOTES.

I HIRED A MALE ESCORT BECAUSE

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO ENTER A DANCE COMPETITION,

BUT I REALLY LIKE DANCING WITH A PARTNER

AND I'VE HAD SOME PARTNERS FLAKE ON ME

BECAUSE I'M VERY COMPETITIVE.

BUT WE'VE GOT TO WIN THE COMPETITION TOO, SO--

OH YEAH, WE'VE GOTTA DO THAT. WE HAVE TO WIN.

Tirrza: NOT ONLY DO I GET TO CHOOSE

THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO DANCE WITH ME IN THE COMPETITION,

BUT HE'S DEFINITELY GONNA SHOW UP,

HE'S GONNA DO THE BEST JOB POSSIBLE

AND OF COURSE HE'S GONNA BE REALLY HOT.

Josie: SO WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT DANCE HOLD NOW.

- YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR HAND RIGHT THERE. - ( salsa music playing )

- OH YES. - ( all laugh )

OH YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

OKAY, NOW LET'S TRY THAT. READY?

- ONE TWO THREE, FIVE SIX SEVEN. - ONE TWO THREE-- AH!

Vin: ONE TWO THREE, FIVE SIX SEVEN.

WHOO! OH GOD, THAT WAS ME.

- OKAY, ONE MORE TRY. HERE WE GO. - READY? HERE WE GO.

- IT'S THOSE MUSCLES, HUH? - UH-HUH. I KNOW.

I'M KIDDING. I JUST KEEP LOOKING AT HIM GOING--

- OKAY, READY. - ONE TWO THREE, FIVE SIX SEVEN.

- ONE TWO THREE... - FIVE SIX SEVEN.

- ONE TWO THREE... - FIVE SIX SEVEN.

WAIT A MINUTE. OKAY, THERE WE GO.

- FIVE SIX-- - I LOST IT. AH!

- LET'S DO IT AGAIN. - WHOO!

- ONE MORE TIME. - ( both laugh )

- Vin: HELLO. - Woman: HELLO.

- HI, I'M DANIELLE. NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. - HI. VIN.

THE GUYS AND I GOT TOGETHER AND HIRED A PHOTOGRAPHER

TO TAKE MORE PICTURES TO UPDATE THE WEBSITE.

IT'S JUST LIKE BEING A MODEL. YOU HAVE TO HAVE GOOD PICTURES

AND A CLIENT WILL PICK YOU IF THEY LIKE YOUR LOOK.

Nick: WHERE DO YOU WANT ME? I'M READY.

ALL RIGHT, FIRST PERSON RIGHT HERE. THIS IS YOUR SPOT.

Nick: I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PHOTO SHOOT.

I WORK PRETTY HARD ON MY BODY.

THE CLIENT SHOULD TAKE ONE LOOK AT MY PORTFOLIO

ON THE WEBSITE AND SAY, "I WANT HIM."

LOOK UP A LITTLE BIT.

( camera clicking )

- Nick: YOU LIKE THAT, BRACE? - I DO. LOOKING GOOD.

( chuckles ) WE'LL PRINT UP A POSTER FOR YOUR ROOM.

- ( guys laugh ) - Brace: I LIKE PHOTO SHOOTS,

'CAUSE IT'S NO BIG DEAL TO ME. I'M NOT CAMERA SHY.

I CAN GET GOOFY-- WHICH I DO GET GOOFY.

- THIS WAY? THIS WAY? - OTHER WAY. YEAH.

Nick: BEND OVER, STICK YOUR ASS OUT, BRACE.

- PUCKER THEM LIPS. - ( Danielle chuckles )

- OKAY. - LET'S SEE THAT "ZOOLANDER."

( camera clicks )

Vin: MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMERA, BRACE.

I AM. I'VE ALREADY HAD TWO BABIES WITH IT.

- ( laughs ) FRICKIN' FREAK. - TWINS. NASTY.

- Steven: FREAK, MAN. - Vin: NASTY MOTHERFUCKER.

( camera clicks )

YOU GOT SOME GOOD ONES HERE, BRACE.

OH, THEY'RE ALL RIGHT. THEY JUST SHOW MY AGE.

YOU LOOK LIKE A TEENAGER. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THAT'S WHAT I NEED TO HEAR, NICK. PUMP ME UP.

- Danielle: WHO'S NEXT? - Vin: LET'S MAKE THIS FAST.

- Brace: GO GET 'EM, VIN. - Danielle: AW, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING OUT OF THIS?

THIS IS MY LEAST FAVORITE PART OF WHAT WE DO.

- OH. - ABSOLUTELY LEAST FAVORITE PART.

I KNOW THOSE GUYS LOVE TO GET THEIR PICTURES TAKEN

AND THEY LOVE TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF THEMSELVES.

I JUST HAVE NEVER REALLY BEEN ALL THAT INTO IT.

( camera clicking )

Brace: SO VIN'S GONNA BE A DANCER.

- Nick: SHE WANTS A DANCE PARTNER? - SHE WANTS A DANCE PARTNER.

- Nick: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, YOU CAN'T DANCE? - NO, I CAN DANCE,

- BUT THIS IS A BALLROOM DANCING COMPETITION... - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

...WITH A WHOLE LITTLE ACT AND EVERYTHING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO GO IN.

Nick: I DON'T KNOW WHAT VIN IS SO WORRIED ABOUT.

HE'S HALF BLACK AND HALF MEXICAN.

HE'S GOTTA HAVE THIS SALSA DANCE THING WRAPPED UP.

SHE DIDN'T CALL A PROFESSIONAL BALLROOM DANCER,

WHICH IS WHAT YOU WOULD THINK--

Jimmy: MAYBE SHE WANTS TO FUCK AT THE END.

I DON'T KNOW. YOU GUYS EVER--

Nick: OUR JOB IS THE BOYFRIEND EXPERIENCE,

SO SHE WANTS THAT ALONG WITH THE DANCE PARTNER.

WHEN YOU GO IN THERE, YOU'VE GOTTA HIT ON HER,

- YOU GOTTA SAY HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS. - WELL, THAT'S A GIVEN.

- I MEAN, SHE'S PAYING FOR THAT. - IT'S AN EXPERIENCE

AND IT'S A CULTURAL THING. YOU'RE GONNA LEARN

HOW TO DO SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO

AND IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU A SWEETER ESCORT.

I'M FLATTERED AND OBVIOUSLY WE'RE GONNA WIN THE FUCKING CONTEST.

THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT. NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT.

WHEN THE COMPETITION COMES IN, THAT'S IT.

A LITTLE BIT MORE INTIMIDATING. YOU HAVE SQUINTY EYES.

Jimmy: I'M NOT VERY INTIMIDATING.

I'M ABOUT AS INTIMIDATING AS A SQUIRREL.

ALL RIGHT, THEN WE'LL GO FOR THIS--

- THIS WEAK-EYE LOOK. - Nick: AIN'T THAT TRUE.

- ( Nick and Steven laugh ) - AWESOME.

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST KEEP MOVING FOR ME FROM POSE TO POSE

FOR A FEW THEN WE'LL GO TO THE NEXT ONE?

- ALL RIGHT. - ( camera clicking )

Brace: GO FOR IT, HIT MAN. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

Danielle: SO WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT'S MY ANGLE? - Brace: HE'S A HIT MAN.

- OH YEAH? - THE OTHER GUYS WERE JUST KINDA

ALL STIFF AND NOT REALLY KNOWING WHAT TO DO.

YOU'VE GOTTA MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMERA.

YOU'VE GOTTA BE LOOKING AT ME.

- Vin: OH LORD. - Nick: OH BOY.

- Brace: WALKING IN THE POOL WITH HIS PANTS ON? - Nick: YEAH!

- Brace: OH MY GOD. - Jimmy: WOW.

- WHAT A-- - Vin: THAT'S BALLSY.

- THAT'S KINDA COOL. - Jimmy: THERE'S A SEIKO AD RIGHT THERE.

- Nick: MONEY RIGHT THERE. - Brace: "GQ" STUFF RIGHT THERE, BABY.

- THAT'S A GOOD LOOK! - Brace: THAT IS HOT.

DON'T TOUCH YOUR HAIR. YOUR HAIR IS PERFECT.

- Brace: THAT IS GOOD. - ( camera clicking )

- Brace: GOOD WORK, HIT MAN. - Vin: GOOD JOB, BUDDY.

Brace: YOU'RE A MACHINE.

I'D HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU--

YOU ARE THE #1 PHOTO SHOOT GUY, MAN, AFTER DOING THAT.

( dog barks )

MY VIEW ON RELATIONSHIPS?

THEY'RE DIFFICULT.

TO BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY HAVE A RELATIONSHIP

AND MAKE IT SUCCESSFUL--

IT JUST CAN BE VERY DIFFICULT TO BALANCE

WHEN YOU'RE GETTING CALLED OUT ON THE WEEKENDS

- OR LEAVING FOR LITTLE TRIPS AND A CLIENT APPOINTMENTS. - ( phone ringing )

HELLO.

SO A CLIENT CALLED AND SHE'S A REGULAR.

I THINK I CAN DO IT.

NORMALLY IF YOU HAVE A REPEAT CLIENT, A REGULAR,

RATES ARE USUALLY $300 TO $350 AN HOUR.

YOU GO TO THEIR PLACE OR YOU GUYS MEET AT THE SAME HOTEL

DOING THE SAME TYPE OF THING.

ONE OF THE EASIEST WAYS TO SWITCH THAT UP

IS TO CHANGE GEOGRAPHIC LOCATIONS.

WHY HELLO THERE. COME ON IN.

- THANK YOU. - I WARMED UP A SPOT FOR YOU.

- WHY THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

I'M 24, I'M HAPPILY MARRIED

AND MY HUSBAND AND I ARE VERY OPEN PEOPLE.

WE'RE VERY SEXUAL. NEITHER ONE OF US ARE VERY JEALOUS.

- DO YOU HAVE A DRINK? - I DO. IT'S RIGHT THERE.

- WOULD YOU LIKE IT? - SURE.

- LET ME GET IT FOR YOU. - THANK YOU.

YOU'RE SUCH A GENTLEMAN. THANK YOU.

- HOW ABOUT YOU? - I'M GOOD RIGHT NOW.

- OKAY. ALL RIGHT. - THANK YOU. I'VE GOT TO BE DRIVING LATER, SO--

OH OKAY. WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE

- AS YOU CAN TELL. - AS-- YES, EXCELLENT.

- SO YES. - HOW'S OUR DRIVER DOING?

- IS HE A PRETTY GENTLE DRIVER? - SO FAR.

- SO FAR? - SO FAR, BUT I THINK THINGS MIGHT GET A LITTLE BUMPY.

- YEAH YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING. - YEAH. ( giggles )

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE SEX IN A LIMO?

SEX CAN BE A VERY FUNNY-LOOKING THING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

- SOMETHING I KNOCKED OVER-- - ( dial tone )

- OH, THAT'S THE PHONE. - ( Amy laughing )

- HELLO, ROOM SERVICE? - ( busy signal )

- Amy: CAN WE GET CHOCOLATE- COVERED STRAWBERRIES? - YEAH. ( chuckles )

IT JUST CAN BE VERY DIFFICULT TO REMAIN AS SEXY AS POSSIBLE

WHEN SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENS OR SOMETHING AWKWARD HAPPENS.

AH! ( laughs )

- THERE WE GO. - YOU GOT IT?

- NO. - ALL RIGHT, HERE.

- AH! THERE WE GO. OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.

( sighs ) YOU KNOW, SO WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU JUST ROLL-- YOU ROLL ON THROUGH,

YOU ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES, YOU ACCEPT AND YOU MOVE ON.

- ( moans loudly ) - ( tires screech )

- Amy: AH! - ( both laugh )

- THAT DRIVER GETS NO TIP. - SEE? I TOLD YOU.

JUST A LITTLE BIT DIFFICULT TO CONTROL,

SOMETIMES, ALL THE ASPECTS,

THE MOVING BODY PARTS VERSUS THE MOVING CAR PARTS RATIO.

- ( Amy moaning ) YEAH. - ( beeps )

- Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT BEEP? - ( panting ) THAT WAS ME.

- Jimmy: HUMANS DON'T BEEP LIKE THAT. - OH, IT WAS THAT.

- OKAY. - ( laughs )

HE WAS PERFECT, ROMANTIC, SEDUCTIVE

AND HE MAKES A WOMAN FEEL VERY PLEASURED AND BEAUTIFUL.

WHOO! HERE, LET'S CRACK A WINDOW.

- ( windows whirr ) - YEAH. HERE.

- ( condom snaps ) - ( laughs )

- Amy: RIGHT? ( mimics smack ) - ( Jimmy laughing )

Amy: "AH! MY GOD! I'M NEVER GOING TO VEGAS AGAIN!"

HELLO. FIRST TIME IN OUR CHURCH?

OH YEAH, YES, IT IS. NICE TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. I'M FATHER COURTNEY EDWARD KRIER.

Brace: THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON WITH ME.

I STILL FEEL WAY OUT OF BALANCE

AND I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A CHURCH IN QUITE A WHILE,

SO... BEAR WITH ME.

I SHOULD BE A LOT MORE, BUT...

I JUST-- I'M HARBORING A LOT OF GUILT

ABOUT WHAT I DO

FOR A LIVING.

WHAT DO YOU DO THAT WOULD BRING OUT THAT IDEA

THAT SOMEHOW YOU FEEL LIKE

"WHAT I'M DOING ISN'T SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T BE DOING?"

UM, I'M A MALE ESCORT.

Brace: I DON'T KNOW IF THERE IS A GOD,

BUT IF THERE IS A GOD, I DON'T REALLY KNOW

WHAT HE'D BE THINKING OF ME OR WHAT I'M DOING.

AFTER A WHILE, IT KINDA JUST STARTS GETTING THE BEST OF YOU

AND AFTER YOU'VE SEVERED DOZENS OF RELATIONSHIPS

BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DO,

IT JUST-- IT ACCUMULATES AND THEN YOU CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE.

AND YOU WANT A RELATIONSHIP?

IN OTHER WORDS, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMEBODY

WHO ACTUALLY LOVES YOU IN YOUR LIFE?

( Brace speaks )

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? "SHOULD I HAVE A CHILD? SOMEBODY TO LOVE.

SHOULD I GET MARRIED? SOMEBODY TO LOVE.

SHOULD I DO THIS?"

IT JUST TUGS AT YOUR HEART. AND YOUR HEART'S JUST LIKE--

YOU JUST FEEL LIKE YOU JUST NEED TO BE PURGED.

WE HAVE TO REMIND OURSELVES WHEN IT COMES TO GOD,

GOD IS THAT GOODNESS THAT IS THERE,

THAT GOODNESS THAT WE SEEK.

BUT IF WE UNFORTUNATELY SEEK IT IN THINGS FOR THE JOY OF THE MOMENT,

THEN WE FORGET WHAT'S THE CONSEQUENCES AFTERWARDS.

THERE'S JUST A VOID...

( clears throat ) IN MY HEART. I CAN FEEL IT.

SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO LOOK DEEP IN OUR HEARTS

AND ASK OURSELVES

"WHAT IS IT, REALLY, THAT I WANT?"

AND THEN FROM THERE CONTINUE TO SEEK AND FIND HIM

AS WE CONTINUE IN OUR LIVES.

ONE TWO THREE, FIVE SIX SEVEN,

AND-- OH, I GOT OFF-BALANCE. I FOOLED YOU. I'M SORRY.

- I DID! I STEPPED ON YOUR FOOT! - WE GOT IT, THOUGH.

SOMETIMES THAT'S ALL IT TAKES. YOU JUST STEP AWAY FROM IT FOR A MINUTE.

- OKAY OKAY. - YEAH?

Vin: SO FAR THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN ALL ABOUT DANCING.

SO NOW IT'S NOT ABOUT FUCKING,

IT'S ABOUT WINNING.

ONE TWO THREE, FIVE SIX SEVEN.

ONE TWO THREE-- OKAY.

ONE TWO THREE-- AH! FUCK! ( laughs ) EXCUSE ME.

SALSA IS A LOT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

ONE TWO THREE, FIVE SIX-- WAIT A MINUTE.

- WHAT AM I COUNTING? - Vin: YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT.

- ( all laugh ) - GOOD.

Vin: AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT,

WINNING THIS COMPETITION IS NOT GONNA BE EASY.

Josie: NOW HERE'S YOUR DEBUT, YOU'RE GONNA TURN.

- SEVEN. - ONE, TWO, THREE--

- NO, I FUCKED THAT UP. - Tirrza: HUH?

- ( all laugh ) - Tirrza: THAT WAS GOOD.

- YOU ABORTED. - I DID.

- I WAS LIKE "AH! EJECT!" - YOU ABORTED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

- THAT WAS GOOD THOUGH. - "EJECT!"

( all laugh )

SO I RECEIVED A CALL.

IT WAS KELLY.

SHE WAS UPSET.

( sighs ) I THINK THE JEALOUSY GOT TO HER.

I THINK IT JUST STARTED TO MAKE HER LOOK

FOR WAYS TO PICK THINGS APART,

YOU KNOW,

SELF-SABOTAGE THE RELATIONSHIP.

I REALLY WANTED TO CHANGE HER

VERY BADLY.

I WANTED TO CHANGE HER SO THAT

SO THAT SHE COULD BE SATISFIED

THE EMOTIONAL MONOGAMY

AND NOT PHYSICAL MONOGAMY.

IT HAS MADE ME VERY ANGRY AT TIMES

THAT I HAVE

CHOSEN A PATH

THAT INVOLVES SELLING MYSELF IN A WAY.

IT MAKES RELATIONSHIPS

SO DIFFICULT SOMETIMES

THAT YOU JUST WANT TO GIVE UP.

BUT...

AT THE END OF THE DAY,

THE NEGATIVES DON'T OUTWEIGH THE POSITIVES.

WELL, I'M ON MY WAY TO AUSTIN'S HOUSE RIGHT NOW

AND WE HAVE A PRETTY GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

SOMETIMES I RUN INTO SITUATIONS

OR WHATEVER AND I NEED SOMEBODY TO TALK TO.

AND SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME,

SO I REALLY LIKE HER. SHE'S GOT A GOOD VIBE AND I TRUST HER.

Brace's voice: SHE WAS AN ESCORT FOR AWHILE

AND SHE KNOWS WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH.

SO I THINK IF ANYBODY'S BEEN IN THE GAME LONG ENOUGH,

THEY GO THROUGH IT. THEY'RE PLAYING

THAT BACK-AND-FORTH DEAL WITH THE GUILT.

- HEY. OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, BRACE. - HEY.

- IT'S ALWAYS MY PLEASURE. - NO, MY PLEASURE.

- YOU LOOK AS HOT AS EVER. - THANK YOU. SO DO YOU.

YOU JUST GET BETTER LOOKING EVERY TIME.

- I LIKE TO SQUEEZE YOU UP HERE. - ( both laugh )

Brace: A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M BRACE

AND I DON'T HAVE A WORRY IN THE WORLD.

AND MAYBE-- FINANCIALLY, MAYBE I DON'T

AND WHATEVER, WHATEVER. I'VE GOT THIS AND I'VE GOT THAT,

BUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WHAT'S INSIDE.

- WHAT'S GOING ON? - IT'S MY CONSCIENCE.

I'M GETTING OLDER AND-- AND I JUST FEEL THIS--

THIS FEELING OF GUILT.

AND I JUST-- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT.

I MEAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? AM I GONNA DO THIS FOREVER?

AM I GONNA KEEP THROWING AWAY WOMEN?

WHEN I WAS 25 YEARS OLD, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK TWICE.

NOW THAT I'M OLDER, I SEE THESE GIRLS,

THEY START LIKING ME, LOVING ME OR WHATEVER IT MAY BE,

THEY START WANTING TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP

AND I'VE GOT TO CUT IT OFF.

THEY CRY AND IT JUST KILLS ME.

- AND I HOLD ONTO THAT. - AH, YOU JUST WANNA SAY,

"SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M TIRED. I CAN'T HEAR IT NO MORE."

- ( both laugh ) - I KNOW.

Brace: IT IS GOOD TO HAVE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS LIKE AUSTIN,

BECAUSE THESE YOUNGER LITTLE WHIPS,

THEY THINK THAT IF THEY HAVE SEX, NOW THEY'RE IN LOVE.

"OH, THAT WAS GOOD SEX. OH, I LO-- I'M IN LOVE."

YOU'RE HOT, SHE'S HOT. AND THEN THEY DON'T EVEN GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY.

OOH. NICE JEANS, BY THE WAY.

- THESE CALVES OF YOURS ARE LOOKING NICELY SHAPED. - OH, THANK YOU.

- IT'S CALLED LUNGES. - LUNGES, I LIKE THAT.

- ( Austin giggling ) - MMM.

Brace's voice: I KNOW IT'S GONNA MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

I WANT YOU, BOY.

I THINK MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO TAKE THIS OFF.

OH YEAH? THE HOOK'S IN THE BACK.

NICE.

I CAN GIVE 'EM A SQUEEZE OR TWO?

- MM-HMM. - MMM, THAT'S HOT.

Brace's voice: FOR ME, I CAN FEEL IT

WHEN I'M OUT OF BALANCE. TO ME IT'S LIKE GOD,

ANGELS, SPIRIT GUIDES OR WHOEVER ARE KNOCKING ON MY HEART

AND THEY'RE SAYING, "BRACE, ITS TIME TO GET RECONNECTED."

OH, BABY.

- HAVE YOU BEEN A BAD GIRL? - OH, SO BAD.

- YOU'VE BEEN A BAD GIRL? ( chuckles ) - SO BAD.

Brace's voice: IN LIFE, IT'S A BALANCE.

AND I KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME FOR ME TO JUST SHUT THE DOOR

AND GET BACK TO WHAT I NEED.

OH! OH, BRACE

OH, BABY.

OH, BRACE.

( moaning ) OH GOD!

OH GOD DAMN.

- OH GOD. - ( both grunting )

I WASN'T TOO HARD ON YOU, WAS I?

OH DAMN. GOD.

THAT'S OKAY.

- JESUS' MOTHER. - JESUS.

- GOD, I NEEDED THAT. ( laughs ) - OH GOD.

Brace: THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED.

LORD, HAVE MERCY.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, AFTER YOU.

- IS THIS WHERE WE SIGN IN? - Tirrza: HI.

- HI, HOW CAN I HELP YOU? - HI, WE ARE HERE FOR THE 3:30 SALSA COMPETITION.

- OKAY, WHAT'S THE GENTLEMAN'S LAST NAME? - ARMANI.

Vin's voice: I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING PRIMAL

AND SOMETHING NATURAL ABOUT A MAN AND A WOMAN

JUST BEING TOGETHER

AND HAVING THEIR BODIES IN MOTION TOGETHER.

( cheering, applause )

( man speaking over P.A. )

( salsa music playing )

- ( men singing in Spanish ) - Woman: WHOO!

- ( music stops ) - ( applauding )

CAN WE HAVE THE COMPETITORS OUT FOR THE BALLROOM SALSA E-213, PLEASE?

( applauding )

READY?

SO WE FINISHED THIRD IN THE COMPETITION, WHICH ISN'T BAD

CONSIDERING THE LIMITED AMOUNT OF PRACTICE TIME THAT WE HAD,

THE KIND OF LACK OF EXPERIENCE OVERALL WITH SALSA.

- GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB. - THANK YOU.

- THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

BUT I DIDN'T MISS OUT ON EVERY OPPORTUNITY.

- ( rock music playing ) - ( moaning )

Tirrza: MMM, GOD.

( screams, laughing )

NICE. VERY NICE.

OH YES! FUCK. OH YEAH.

Man: SQUAWK!