Original subtitles

BEING A GIGOLO ISN'T ALWAYS EASY.

Nick: I'M VERY PROUD TO BE CALLED A GIGOLO.

THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE MORE COMPETITIVE THAN ME.

I TRY TO BREAK A SWEAT SIX DAYS A WEEK.

Brace: THE BRACE PHILOSOPHY

IS TO REALLY BE GOOD TO PEOPLE.

I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR.

I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS.

Jimmy: I'M THE GUY THAT EATS DESSERT FIRST.

I'M ADVENTUROUS. I'M WILLING TO TRY QUITE A LOT.

Steven: I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY

LOOKING FOR LOVE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

THIS IS ME. YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

Vin: I REALLY LOVE WOMEN--

LEARNING ABOUT THEM, LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK.

I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF A REAL FEMINIST.

THAT'S VEGAS, BABY.

( moans )

- MONEY, RIGHT THERE. - OH MY GOD.

- WHOO! - OH!

- ( phone rings ) - NICK, HOW YOU DOING?

GARREN JAMES. HOW WAS THE APPOINTMENT LAST NIGHT?

MY NAME IS GARREN JAMES. I OWN AND OPERATE

THE LARGEST STRAIGHT MALE ESCORT COMPANION COMPANY IN THE UNITED STATES.

I REPRESENT 15 MEN IN 10 DIFFERENT CITIES.

MY GUYS IN VEGAS RIGHT NOW IS THE BEST GROUP I'VE EVER PUT TOGETHER.

BUSINESS HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER.

I'LL SEND YOU THE CALL INFORMATION FOR LATER TONIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD ONE.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

TO BE AN ESCORT, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PORTFOLIO OF PICTURES

JUST LIKE A MODEL OR AN ACTOR

SO THE CLIENT CAN PICK THROUGH YOUR PICTURES

AND SEE IF THEY LIKE YOUR LOOK.

OUR AGENT GARREN WILL CALL ME TO SEE IF I'M AVAILABLE,

TEXT ME THE ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER.

SO HERE WE GO-- A LITTLE PRE-DATE ACTION.

GONNA GET PSYCHED UP. DEFINITELY GOT TO BE IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND.

THAT'S VEGAS, BABY.

THE TYPICAL DATE WILL START OUT AT A RESTAURANT.

HAVE A COUPLE DRINKS. THE RATES ARE $550 FOR TWO HOURS.

BUT THEY CAN GO UP TO $5,000 FOR A WEEKEND.

NICK, SO GOOD TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

YEAH, NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - REAL GOOD.

Nick: MY MOM ACTUALLY TRIED TO BUY ME OUT

OF THIS WHOLE GAME A FEW TIMES.

SHE STARTED WITH 10 GRAND.

AND EVERY YEAR HER PRICE WOULD INCREASE A LITTLE MORE AND MORE AND MORE.

I THINK THE LAST OFFER WAS ABOUT 50 GRAND.

YOU HERE ON BUSINESS AND PLEASURE OR JUST PLEASURE?

- PRETTY MUCH JUST PLEASURE. - JUST PLEASURE?

- THAT'S GOOD. - I'M A TEACHER.

- A TEACHER? - MM-HMM.

A TEACHER COMING TO LAS VEGAS TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN.

- EXACTLY. - THAT'S GOOD.

- I'M FROM WISCONSIN ORIGINALLY-- YES. - ARE YOU?

- WISCONSIN. - WISCONSIN, YEAH.

WHEN I FIRST MOVED OUT OF THERE EVERYBODY WOULD MAKE FUN OF ME

AND GIVE ME SHIT BECAUSE I'D SAY I'M FROM MADISON, WISCONSIN.

AND THEY'D ALWAYS LAUGH. I THOUGHT THEY WERE LAUGHING BECAUSE I WAS FROM THERE.

BUT THEY WERE LAUGHING AT HOW I SAID IT.

AND I DIDN'T PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER FOR LIKE A YEAR.

REALLY? IT TOOK YOU THAT LONG?

NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE BUST MY BALLS LIKE THAT.

THESE ARE ACTUALLY THE WOMEN THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH

'CAUSE I LIKE TO BE IN CONTROL.

- YOU SEEM A LITTLE NERVOUS. - ME?

- YEAH. - NO.

- WHY IS YOUR HAND SWEATY? - IT'S NOT SWEATY.

- YOU'RE CRAZY. - LET'S DO IT.

WHEN I FIRST BECAME A GIGOLO

I WAS STILL IN THE PROCESS OF FINDING MYSELF.

THE EMOTIONAL COST TOOK A TOLL ON ME AT THE BEGINNING.

I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING.

IF I WOULD BE COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE WITH IT.

RIGHT NOW I'M IN MY PLACE.

I'M 100% COMFORTABLE WITH WHO I AM.

IT TAKES NO EMOTIONAL TOLL FROM ME AT ALL ANYMORE.

- CHEERS. - CHEERS.

Rebecca: I'VE BEEN MARRIED TWICE. NEITHER ONE WORKED OUT.

IT'S TIME THAT I JUST HAVE SOME FUN.

YUMMY.

MEN DO IT ALL THE TIME.

THEY GO DOWN TO THE CORNER AND GET A BLOW JOB

AND GO RIGHT HOME. I THINK THAT WITH WOMEN GOING ABOUT IT,

TO HIRING A MAN, I THINK IT'S A LOT MORE CLASSY.

AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

I LIKE THE TATTOO. THAT IS HOT.

LET ME SEE. WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?

WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?

HONESTLY, LIKE A BOWL OF SPAGHETTI

THAT GOT DUMPED ON THE FLOOR. ( laughs )

YOU GOT IT. MOST PEOPLE DON'T GUESS IT.

PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A GIGOLO IS.

THERE'S NO WAY I COULD EVER BE CONTENT WITH A 9 TO 5 JOB.

NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, I'M GIVING 100%.

( moaning )

I STRIVE TO BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING I DO.

IF YOU COULD PLAY THE PART AND ACTUALLY HANDLE BEING A GIGOLO,

I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING BETTER OUT THERE TO DO.

I'M HAPPY WITH MY LIFE. I LOVE WHAT I DO.

I DON'T CONSIDER WHAT I DO WRONG.

I MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. I REALLY ENJOY IT.

I GET JUST AS GOOD AN EXPERIENCE OUT OF IT AS THE GIRLS.

- Nick: WHAT'S UP, BOYS? - WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? HOW YOU DOING?

- YOU WANT A DRINK? - WANT SOME REFRESHMENTS?

SO HOW'D THE DATE GO?

SHE WAS A COOL GIRL. ACTUALLY WE HAD FUN.

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

I GUESS SO.

THE SAME RELATIONSHIP THAT I HAVE WITH ALL THE OTHER GUYS

IS THE SAME RELATIONSHIP ANYBODY WOULD HAVE GROWING UP WITH A BUNCH OF BROTHERS.

IF WE'RE AT THE CLUB TRYING TO PICK UP GIRLS,

WE'RE COMPETING WITH EACH OTHER 24/7.

THAT MAKES US BETTER THOUGH.

I LIKE THAT CHICK IN THE RED. SHE LOOKS A LITTLE ASIAN.

WHEN WE ALL HIT THE BAR AND EVERYBODY'S, YOU KNOW,

OUT ON THE HUNT, IT'S FUN IN A SENSE.

BUT I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR.

AND IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.

- YOU GIRLS ARE LOOKING, LIKE, SO HOT. - REALLY?

ARE YOU LIKE A MODEL OR SOMETHING?

I'VE PROBABLY FORGOT MORE ABOUT WOMEN

THAN MOST PEOPLE WILL EVER KNOW.

I NEVER GET TIRED OF BEAUTY.

WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I SEE, LIKE, STRAIGHT UP BEAUTY.

I'M GONNA GET YOU ANOTHER DRINK.

NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU, SAVANNAH.

YOU'VE EARNED IT.

NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU, MY DEAR.

- FUCKING BRACE. - HE'S JUST LAYING IT ON.

BRACE'S GAME WITH WOMEN IS HE USUALLY

TALKS THEIR EAR OFF UNTIL THEY FALL ASLEEP.

THEN HE FUCKS THEM.

I'M JUST BEING REAL.

I'M NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. I'M JUST CORRECT.

Jimmy: COMPANIONSHIP IS JUST MY JOB.

ESCORTING IS JUST A JOB.

BUT SEDUCTION HAPPENS TO BE A FORTE OF MINE.

- NICE TO MEET YOU. - IT WAS A PLEASURE.

- ASHLEY. - MISTY.

- MISTY. SORRY. - WOW.

BUT YEAH, MY LEFT HAND IS MY BEST LOVER SOMETIMES.

ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. TALK TO YOU LATER.

I GET ABOUT 50 EMPLOYMENT REQUESTS A DAY.

PART OF MY SPECIALTY IS GOING THROUGH THEM

AND FINDING OUT WHO IS GOING TO BE THE BEST OF THE BEST.

- GARREN JAMES. - HOW ARE YOU DOING, VINCENT?

- NICE TO MEET YOU. - YEAH, NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU

IN PERSON. IT'S GOOD.

MY NAME IS VIN ARMANI. I'M 32 YEARS OLD.

- I GOT YOUR BIO. IT'S GREAT. - OKAY, THANKS.

I REALLY LOVE WOMEN--

LEARNING ABOUT THEM, LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK.

THAT'S GOT TO BE THE BEST PART OF BEING A GIGOLO.

THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN THAT.

WE ARE A COMPANION SERVICE.

- AND CLIENTS PAY A RATE PER HOUR. - OKAY.

FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA DO IS COLLECT THE MONEY FROM THE CLIENT.

AND THEN FROM THERE WHATEVER HAPPENS BETWEEN YOU TWO

- IS TWO CONSENTING ADULTS. - OKAY, FAIR FAIR.

IT'S ILLEGAL FOR YOU TO TAKE ANY MONEY AFTER THAT

- FOR ANY SORT OF SEXUAL SERVICES OR WHATEVER. - OKAY.

THAT'S MY NUMBER ONE GOAL-- IS TO KEEP MY GUYS SAFE

- AND THE COMPANY SAFE. - OKAY.

SO WHAT WE'LL DO IS WE'LL HAVE YOU MEET UP WITH

- THE FOUR GUYS THAT I HAVE WORKING HERE PRESENTLY. - OKAY.

THESE GUYS ARE THE BEST OF THE BEST THAT I REPRESENT.

AND THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU TO GET ALONG WELL WITH THESE GUYS.

- ALL RIGHT. - BECAUSE IF YOU GET ALONG WELL AND THEY LIKE YOU,

THEY TALK TO THE OTHER CLIENTS ABOUT YOU,

- YOU'LL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. - OKAY.

- OKAY? AND YOU'LL BE MY FIFTH GUY HERE IN VEGAS. - AY.

Garren: I'VE GOT A GREAT FEELING ABOUT VINCENT.

HE'S JUST INTELLIGENT, WARM, FRIENDLY.

I'M EXCITED. I'M EXCITED TO MEET THESE GUYS.

- OKAY, GOOD. - THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY.

- YOU'RE WELCOME. NICE TO MEET YOU. - DUDE, SO GOOD TO MEET YOU.

BUT IF HE CANNOT PROVE TO THEM THAT HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES,

THEN THERE'S NOT MUCH I CAN DO.

- WHEN DID YOU WANT ME? - Steven: HOW I GOT INTO THIS BUSINESS--

AT AN EARLY AGE I STARTED TO GET INTO

THE MODELING SIDE OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.

ALL RIGHT, I LOOK FORWARD TO IT TOO.

AND FIGURING OUT THAT MOST PEOPLE JUST WANTED TO FUCK ME--

SORRY FOR MY SLANG, THAT'S HOW IT IS.

CUTE LITTLE DUDE.

SO CUTE. CUTE CUTE.

I HAVE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD SON WHO IS...

I DON'T KNOW, HE'S MY EVERYTHING.

JUST GIVE HIM A HUG FOR ME, OKAY? ALL RIGHT.

THE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD

IS...

I MEAN, WE DON'T HATE EACH OTHER.

OR AT LEAST I DON'T HATE HER.

I GOT YOU A GIFT CARD

SO THAT YOU CAN GET YOU SOMETHING NICE TO WEAR

'CAUSE I KNOW YOU ALWAYS LIKE TO SHOP.

I LOVE BEING A FATHER. I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT FOR THE WORLD.

I KNOW SOME OF MY ASSOCIATES

DON'T HAVE OR WANT CHILDREN,

BUT I THINK THEY'RE MISSING OUT.

I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE.

Brace: HOW'S YOUR BOY DOING?

OH MAN, HE JUST STARTED SCHOOL THIS YEAR

AND HE'S SO FRICKIN' CUTE.

HE'LL COME UP TO ME, "DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW?"

I'M SERIOUS. FRICKIN' INSANE.

FIVE YEARS OLD, HE'S GOT A CRAZY SENSE OF HUMOR.

ALL RIGHT, BOYS, LISTEN UP.

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM GARREN.

THERE'S A REALLY RICH LADY COMING INTO TOWN THIS FRIDAY.

SHE ACTUALLY WANTS TO INTERVIEW ALL OF US.

SHE'S GONNA BE PAYING US FOR THE INTERVIEW PROCESS AND EVERYTHING

TO PICK WHO SHE LIKES THE BEST TO GO ON A DATE WITH.

WHY DOES SHE EVEN HAVE TO? I'M RIGHT HERE.

IF SHE WANTS SOME OLD, WRINKLY BALLS SLAPPING HER ASS, SHE'LL PICK BRACE.

( laughing )

Nick: I'M ON TOP OF MY GAME RIGHT NOW.

I'VE NEVER LOOKED BETTER. I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.

Brace: I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING DUDE AND EVERYTHING.

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR MEDS AND EVERYTHING YOU'RE RIGHT ON CUE.

WE GOT TO PUT SOME GREEN ON THAT ONE.

LET'S SEE WHO SHE'S GONNA PICK.

WHATEVER SHE PAYS FOR THE INTERVIEW,

- HOW ABOUT WE TOTAL THAT? - Brace: WE'LL PUT IT IN A POT.

- ALL RIGHT, DONE. - WHOEVER SHE PICKS GETS THE POT.

- WINNER TAKE ALL. YOU IN? - LET'S ROCK.

- I'M IN. - ALL RIGHT.

YOU ALL SHOULD GO AHEAD AND GIVE ME THE MONEY.

- OH YEAH? - I AM THE WOMAN WHISPERER.

THESE HIT YOUR ASS GOOD. THESE ARE GOOD FOR LIKE--

FUCK YOU.

THERE YOU GO. YEAH YEAH YEAH.

UP AND OUT LIKE WINGS.

ISN'T THAT GUY SUPPOSED TO COME BY THIS GYM TODAY?

- SOME NEW BLOOD. - YEAH.

OUR AGENT GARREN CALLED US

AND WANTS US TO ADD ANOTHER GUY TO OUR CREW.

IT'S SOMEONE WHO HE THINKS CAN MAKE THE JUMP TO OUR LEVEL.

BUT THERE'S NO JUST JOINING OUR CREW.

HE'S GOT TO GET OUR APPROVAL.

ALL WE KNOW ABOUT HIM IS THAT HE'S BLACK AND HIS NAME'S VIN.

HE SHOULD TELL HIM HE HAS TO PLUCK HIS BALL HAIRS IF HE WANTS TO BE INITIATED.

OH, HE'LL GET A LITTLE HAZING.

I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A BLACK VINNIE LOOKS LIKE.

- A BLACK VINNIE? - IS HE, LIKE, BLACK ITALIAN?

PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S DOING. SOME ROOKIE KID.

IF HE'S REALLY BLACK HE'S ON GHETTO TIME.

- SO HE'LL BE 20 MINUTES LATE. - ( laughs )

YOU RACIST BASTARD.

Vin: IT TAKES A LOT TO BE

A PROFESSIONAL GIGOLO IN THE FIRST PLACE.

IT TAKES EVEN MORE TO BECOME THE BEST OF THE BEST, THE ELITE.

- VIN? VINNIE? VINCE? - VIN.

DO I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE ABLE TO HANG WITH THESE GUYS

AND MAKE A NAME THE SAME WAY THAT THEY HAVE?

I DON'T KNOW. WE'LL HAVE TO SEE.

- I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLACK. - I KNOW.

WELL, I'M MIXED, MAN. I'M MIXED, YEAH.

ACTUALLY, HE'S MORE BLACKISH.

YOU KNOW, WE GET SOME DIFFERENT ETHNIC REQUESTS.

AND OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T FILL THOSE.

JIMMY CAN A LITTLE BIT. HE'S LIKE 1/30th CUBAN.

( laughs )

SO WE'LL SEND HIM OFF ONCE IN A WHILE AS MEXICAN.

Vin: LET ME BUY YOU GUYS A DRINK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- Brace: NOT TONIGHT. - WE GOT SOMETHING GOING ON TONIGHT.

- Steven: AN OLD BET. - Vin: AN OLD BET?

WHAT'S THE BET IF I CAN BE SO BOLD AS TO ASK?

WE'VE GOT A NEW CLIENT. SHE ACTUALLY ASKED TO MEET ALL OF US.

- WAIT, AT ONE TIME? - SHE'S PAYING TO DO THIS.

SHE WANTS TO MEET WITH ALL OF US AND SEE WHO SHE LIKES THE BEST.

WELL, MAYBE SHE SHOULD MEET ME TOO.

SHE REQUESTED US FOUR. WE'RE NOT POPPING YOUR CHERRY TONIGHT.

HAVE YOU GOT A CARD OR SOMETHING? WE'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU.

- YEAH I DO, AS A MATTER OF FACT. - ALL RIGHT, MAN.

- DO CALL. - WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

- ALL RIGHT, GOOD SEEING YOU GUYS. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU GUYS SOON.

- YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME KNOW WHO WINS. - I CAN LET YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS A CONGRATULATORY SHAKE RIGHT HERE.

- THAT'S THE COMPETITION. - I'M SO USED TO THIS SHAKE.

- I WAS BORN WITH THIS SHAKE. - YOU WERE BORN WITH PARKINSON'S--

- THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT. - SECOND PLACE.

I HAVE TO WIN. 'CAUSE I ALWAYS WIN. ( grunts )

- HI. - HI, RODNEY?

- JIMMY? - YES.

- I'M RODNEY. - PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU AS WELL. MY WIFE ALLURE.

- ALLURE. - HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD. - GOOD.

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD GROW UP TO BE AN ESCORT.

BUT IT'S A WAY TO SURVIVE.

IT'S BEING A RECESSIONISTA.

( clicks tongue )

READ THAT IN "WIRED" MAGAZINE.

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A FANTASY OF MINE TO SEE HER WITH ANOTHER MAN.

- OKAY. - SO WE DECIDED TO GO AHEAD AND GO WITH IT.

- COOL. IT'S MORE POPULAR THAN YOU THINK. - OKAY, GOOD.

WE THOUGHT WE WERE WEIRD FOR WANTING THIS.

I WOULD SAY PROBABLY ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE DATES IS A COUPLE.

- SO WE'RE NOT WEIRD? - NO, NOT AT ALL.

NOT AT ALL. YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY NORMAL.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY I ASKED RODNEY

IF HE WOULDN'T MIND IF I PARTOOK IN ANOTHER MALE.

AND SO THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY COMPLICATIONS

WE DECIDED TO HIRE SOMEONE

INSTEAD OF GOING OUT PERUSING THE BARS.

- WE PAY HIM TO GO AWAY. - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE PAY HIM FOR.

WE DON'T PAY HIM FOR WHAT HE DOES.

WE PAY HIM TO GET THE FUCK OUT WHEN HE'S DONE.

WELL, WE LIKE-- THE NASTIER THE BETTER.

OH YEAH?

SO HELP YOURSELF. DO YOUR THING.

YOU KNOW, WORKING IN I.T., EVERYBODY THINKS

YOU'RE ALL CONSERVATIVE AND THINGS LIKE THAT.

BUT PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT WE LIKE TO DO AFTER 5:00.

- I WON'T INTERFERE. - UH-HUH.

- I'LL BE JUST WATCHING. - UH-HUH.

- AND, YOU KNOW, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. - OKAY.

THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING A GIGOLO

IS GETTING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE'S FANTASY.

I THINK THAT'S REALLY EXCITING.

- DAMN, BABY. - IS THAT NICE?

- MM-HMM. - YOU LIKE THAT?

- OH, HOLY SHIT. - ( laughs )

- YOU WANT ME TO GO SIT OVER HERE? - MM-HMM.

ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY.

SHOULD I START BEING NAUGHTY RIGHT NOW?

- DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. - DO WHATEVER?

ACT LIKE I'M NOT EVEN HERE.

OH, WE WILL. BELIEVE ME.

( moaning )

- DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR NIPPLES PINCHED? - OH MY GOD, YEAH.

OH, THAT LOOKS REALLY NICE FROM MY ANGLE.

SOMETIMES PLAYING A GAME WITH SOMEBODY

IN TERMS OF DOMINATION OR SUBMISSION

OR EVEN GIVE AND TAKE

CAN BE JUST LIKE COPS AND ROBBERS BACK IN THE DAY.

( moaning )

MMM, BABY, HE'S BAD.

OH, I LIKE THAT. GO AHEAD, BABY, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK IT.

YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT-- BABY, THAT'S NASTY.

WANT TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTH?

YEAH, THAT'S NICE. THAT'S REAL NICE.

JUST LIKE A CHILD, YOU ARE FULLY ENGAGED

IN THE MOMENT, NOT JUDGING IT,

NOT BEING SELF-CONSCIOUS AROUND IT

AND NOT REALLY EVEN BEING AWARE OF YOURSELF IN IT.

OH, I LIKE THAT.

I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY THE BEST PART OF BEING A GIGOLO,

GETTING TO PLAY.

Allure: OH, SHIT. FUCK.

OH GOD, YEAH. SHIT. FUCK.

OH YEAH!

OH, I LIKE THAT, BABY.

( squeals )

HE'S NASTY, BABY. OH YEAH. FUCK.

FUCK YEAH. SUCK MY PUSSY.

THAT'S IT, BABY. KEEP TALKING DIRTY TO HIM.

- OH, SUCK ME, OH GOD. - KEEP TALKING DIRTY.

( moaning )

- ( slaps ) - OH FUCK YEAH.

YOU NASTY BASTARD.

Jimmy: WELL, MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW THAT I'M A GIGOLO.

THEY JUST DON'T KNOW. THEY CAN PROBABLY GUESS BY NOW.

- ( slapping ) - YEAH, SHE LIKES THAT.

YEAH, SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU SPANK HER ASS.

- OH, FUCK YEAH. - YEAH, PULL HER HAIR. SHE LIKES THAT TOO.

I WILL FUCK YOU BACK.

YES I WILL.

OH YEAH, THAT'S NICE, BABY.

TO BE HONEST, I THINK THEY MIGHT BE A LITTLE ASHAMED

IF THEY FOUND OUT.

IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT WOULD GO OUT IN THE CHRISTMAS LETTER.

OH, FUCK MY SHIT UP.

( moaning ) OH, I'M COMING RIGHT NOW!

( moaning )

I DON'T THINK IT WEIGHS ON ME AS MUCH AS IT WEIGHS ON THEM

WHEN AND IF THEY FIND OUT.

SHIT! OH GOD DAMN IT!

( moaning )

OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

- ( laughs ) - OH SHIT.

Jimmy: USUALLY IN THOSE HUSBAND-AND-WIFE SCENARIOS,

THEY'RE VERY CONNECTED TO EACH OTHER

AND YOU ARE THE PLAY TOY THAT IS THERE TO SERVICE THAT NEED.

YOU DID GOOD, BABY.

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.

- TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. - I WILL. I WILL.

OH SURE.

Nick: TONIGHT'S A BIG NIGHT.

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS. WINNER TAKES ALL.

Brace: IT'S SO EASY, MAN. I KIND OF FEEL BAD.

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE JUST CAME

AND KIND OF THROWN YOU GUYS A BONE.

Steven: I GOT MY OWN BONE.

GRANTED IT'S, LIKE, FOUR INCHES, BUT WHATEVER.

I'LL FUCK HER TWICE AND SHE'LL BE HAPPY.

Steven: ALL THE GUYS AND I HAVE A BET

ABOUT WHO THIS CLIENT WOULD PICK BETWEEN THE LOT OF US.

- OH, I COULD USE A DRINK. - YUP.

WHOEVER SHE CHOOSES GETS ALL THE OTHER GUY'S FEES FOR SHOWING UP THAT NIGHT.

I THINK IT'S ROUGHLY GOING TO BE $2,000

TO SEE WHO GOES OUT WITH THIS HIGH-PROFILE CLIENT.

THESE PEOPLE HAVE FRIENDS AND THEY REFER YOU.

IT COULD TURN INTO A LOT OF OTHER OPPORTUNITIES.

I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD AN INTERVIEW.

- IT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. - I'M GETTING NERVOUS.

THIS IS WHERE THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD, BOYS.

HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

STEVEN, YOU'RE UP. LIMO'S OUTSIDE.

SWEET. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. MAYBE TOMORROW.

MY FAMILY, THEY ALWAYS SAID

WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO AS LONG AS YOU'RE THE BEST AT IT.

- HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M STEVEN. - I'M TESSA.

SO I JUST TRY TO BE THE BEST DAMN GIGOLO I CAN.

I NEED A DATE FOR A CHARITY FUNCTION.

- AND IT'S CALLED THE BLACK AND WHITE BALL. - OKAY.

MY NAME IS TESSA. I'M A NATIVE NEVADAN.

I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER. I HAVE TWO KIDS.

I THINK HIRING A MALE ESCORT IS A GREAT IDEA,

ESPECIALLY SOMEONE WHO MAYBE IS GORGEOUS

AND A CONVERSATIONALIST AND FUN.

( Steven speaking )

Tessa: THANK YOU.

( laughing )

Brace: I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE, MARK.

Nick: YOU DON'T NEED TO DRINK ANYMORE OF THAT.

I'M TRYING TO LOOSEN UP. HEY, I'M STRESSED.

- SOME OF US NEED TO LOOSEN UP, I GUESS. - EXACTLY.

I'VE PAID MY DUES, MAN.

MAY I ASK WHAT SIGN YOU ARE, OUT OF CURIOSITY?

SURE. I'M A SAGITTARIUS.

- NICE. I'M A SCORPIO. - I KNEW YOU WERE A SCORPIO.

SHE'S GONNA WANT TO MARRY ME LIKE THEY ALL DO.

THEY ALL WANT TO GET MARRIED, HAVE KIDS.

I JUST DON'T ROLL THAT WAY.

Steven: I HAVE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD SON.

AND HE JUST STARTED SCHOOL THIS YEAR.

- HE DRAWS ME LITTLE PICTURES. - OH, SWEET.

MM-HMM. YUP.

WELL, IT WAS NICE TO TALK TO YOU.

STEVEN, VERY NICE TO TALK TO YOU. THANK YOU.

Tessa: I THINK STEVEN IS WONDERFUL

AND BEAUTIFUL.

HE SEEMED VERY KIND.

I THINK BEING A PARENT IS, GOSH,

ONE OF THE GREATEST GIFTS OF ALL TIME.

AND SO I THINK STEVEN WOULD BE A GREAT DATE.

- HOW'D IT GO? - SHE'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

- Nick: THAT'S GOOD. - Brace: SHE'S WHAT NOW?

- AMAZING. - Brace: OKAY WELL, GIVE ME SOME TIDBITS.

- NEGATIVE. - Nick: NO, DON'T SAY SHIT. AND, BRACE, YOU'RE UP.

- WHY WOULDN'T YOU? - BRACE, YOU'RE UP WITHOUT THE TIDBITS.

- IT'S A COMPETITION, BIG BOY. - YOU GONNA LEAVE HER WAITING?

SO I AM GONNA BE BRACE TO THE 10th POWER.

THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING KIDS.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT SOCIETY WOMEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT. I RULE.

HEY, GUYS. CHECK THIS OUT.

IT'S BRACE ON HIS DATE RIGHT NOW.

( laughing )

Tessa: IF I CHOOSE YOU AND WE GO TO THE BALL,

HOW WOULD YOU TELL PEOPLE THAT WE MET?

WELL, I WOULD TELL THEM THAT WE MET THROUGH REAL ESTATE.

'CAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE HAD

QUITE THE REAL ESTATE PORTFOLIO--

- BOUGHT AND SOLD RAW LAND. - VERY GOOD.

SO THAT'S WHAT I WOULD TELL 'EM-- REAL ESTATE.

DID I ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

OR DID I JUST ROLL ON A LITTLE TOO MUCH?

NO NO, THAT WOULD ABSOLUTELY WORK.

- I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY. - DO YOU?

WE SEEMED TO HAVE A NICE CONNECTION.

YOU SEEM LIKE YOU GOT A REALLY GOOD SHOT, MAN.

I'M GOING FOR THE "NICE" CONNECTION.

YOU CAN BRING YOUR BAD-BOY STUFF TO A CLASSY GIRL

AND SHE WILL SPIT THAT SHIT OUT THE WINDOW.

- WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. - I'M JUST SAYING.

WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS, BABY.

- YOU HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, YOU TOO.

- AND STAY BEAUTIFUL. - I WILL.

OKAY. BYE-BYE.

- ( door clicking ) - WHOOPS.

Tessa: I THOUGHT BRACE WAS INTERESTING.

TALKED ABOUT HIMSELF A LOT.

Tessa: I HAVE AN UPCOMING CHARITY BALL

CALLED THE BLACK AND WHITE BALL.

YOU WOULD NEED TO DRESS IN EITHER TAILS OR A TUX.

I CAN'T TIE A NORMAL BOW TIE,

BUT I COULD LEARN.

- I USUALLY JUST GO WITH THE CLIP-ONS. - YEAH, EXACTLY.

- IT'S MUCH EASIER. - I AGREE.

- I'M KINDA STRUCK BY YOU. - OH YEAH?

YEAH. YEAH.

- YOU'RE VERY CLASSY. - OH, THANK YOU.

- MUCH YOUNGER THAN I EXPECTED AS WELL. - REALLY?

MM-HMM.

- ABSOLUTELY. - YEAH.

- NICE TO MEET YOU. - IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING YOU TOO.

THANK YOU. I HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

- ALL RIGHT. - TAKE CARE.

Tessa: I THINK JIMMY IS WONDERFUL.

I MAY HAVE A SON HIS AGE.

Tessa: SO HOW DID YOU CHOOSE THIS LINE OF WORK?

WHEN I GOT OUT OF THE AIR FORCE

I KNEW I'D HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

TO PAY THE BILLS AND FINISH UP COLLEGE.

SO I DECIDED TO GET INTO DANCING.

AND I WAS A STRIPPER FOR A FEW YEARS.

AND THEN I KIND OF WORKED MY WAY INTO THIS.

- I HAD A COUPLE OF OPPORTUNITIES. - GREAT TO MEET YOU.

- GREAT TO MEET YOU. - YES, TAKE CARE.

- YOU HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, YOU TOO.

Tessa: I THINK NICK IS VIBRANT

AND HANDSOME.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I DO LIKE THAT NICK

WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT GAVE ME A LITTLE KISS.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY NICE.

NICK, HOW'D IT GO THERE?

LIKE YOU GUYS EVER HAD A CHANCE.

( phone warbles )

AND THE WINNER IS...

Steven: THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME.

- STEVEN. - WHAT DID I TELL YA?

- Jimmy: HE'S UP? - Nick: YUP.

- SWEET. - GOOD WORK, STEVEN.

- GOOD JOB, BUDDY. - THANK YOU.

- WAY TO GO. - OH.

Steven: I TRIED TO TELL THEM THAT I WAS GONNA WIN THE BET.

BUT THEY ARE OVERCONFIDENT, LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS,

WHEREAS I AM PRETTY QUIET

AND REALLY DON'T BRAG.

SLIDE THE MONEY UNDER MY DOOR.

- I'LL PICK IT UP WHEN I GET BACK. - GET THE FUCK OUT.

- SEE YOU LATER. - Brace: I FEEL YA. I'M HAPPY FOR YA.

Nick: SHE'LL GET SICK OF STEVEN QUICK.

SHE'LL BE CALLING ME NEXT.

( Tessa speaking )

- YOU HAVE A REALLY PRETTY SMILE. - YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH ME.

( laughs )

NO, I JUST-- I LOVE GREAT TEETH.

IT'S IMPORTANT.

( horns honking )

Nick: YOU HAD A CLIENT TODAY? WHAT HAPPENED?

PRETTY GOOD. HER TITS WERE OUT TO HERE.

- GOOD LORD. - WHY DON'T I GET KICK-ASS CLIENTS LIKE THAT?

- DID SHE HAVE A PAIR OF VINNIES? - YEAH, THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD.

- WE'RE CALLING THEM VINNIES NOW? - YEAH, I GUESS SO.

THAT'S JUST DUMB. THAT'S JUST DUMB.

Jimmy: VIN SEEMS TO BE QUITE CHARMING.

HE'S VERY PERSONABLE, VERY LIKEABLE.

WE NEED TO PAINT A BIG AREOLA ON YOUR HEAD.

- TAKE A PICTURE. - Vin: YOU CAN PHOTOSHOP IT IN.

I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH VIN.

OKAY, VIN, WE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, BUDDY.

WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU A SHOT.

SALUD, GUYS. THANK YOU. I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD.

Nick: WE DECIDED TO GIVE VIN A PLACE IN OUR CREW 'CAUSE HE'S BLACK.

I'LL SAY IT. ( laughs )

- WE JUST NEEDED A DARKER-SKINNED GUY. - THERE YOU GO.

NOW WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE SET. NO ONE ELSE IS COMING IN.

SO I GUESS I'M GONNA ADD A LITTLE FLAVOR

TO THE VANILLA SUNDAE THAT THESE GUYS HAVE GOT GOING ON.

IT LOOKS LIKE I'M BREAKING THE COLOR BARRIER

OF THE ELITE GIGOLO CREW.

THERE'S ROSA PARKS, JACKIE ROBINSON,

AND NOW VIN ARMANI.

- IS HE SEXY TODAY OR WHAT? - I THINK HE'S SEXY.

HE'S SEXY AND CREATIVE.

GOD DAMN, BRACE. LAY OFF THE PATRON, BRO.

- WHY? - Steven: YOU'RE FRIGGIN' NUTS.

Nick: YOU'RE ONLY HALFWAY INTO YOUR FIRST DRINK.

- WHAT DID I SAY? - NOTHING.

( theme music playing )

Man: SQUAWK.