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♪ ("BOY" BY BOOK OF LOVE PLAYING) ♪

NEWS REPORTER: (OVER TV) It's just gone 6 a.m.

The public inquiry into the government's

three-month long bailout

of green energy startup Lumi

is being held today in Westminster.

Taxpayers are outraged

by the two billion-pound bailout.

It seems fingers are being pointed

at the Lumi CEO, Henry Muck,

at the government for bailing out a sinking ship,

and at investment bank Pierpoint,

for overvaluing Lumi's initial public offer.

(WATER DRIPPING)

HENRY MUCK: How's Rob feeling about the select committee?

I can't believe they're sending someone so junior.

It's total dereliction of duty on Pierpoint's part.

Yes, borderline abusive at this point.

I don't know why he's doing it.

Yeah, well, it doesn't sit well with me.

I'm gonna make it right.

(YASMIN KARA-HANANI GIGGLES)

Oh...

Can you do something for me?

Can you be vulnerable with me if I'm vulnerable with you?

Okay.

Can you relieve yourself on me?

What?

What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm not a pervert.

It's like an intimacy thing, okay?

Yeah, I feel like we've reached the stage

where I can ask you to do this for me and not be shamed.

♪ ("CHARMED" BY REDINHO AND STELLA PLAYING) ♪

YASMIN: Okay.

I mean, I'm not sure that I can relax, but...

Just piss and think of England.

You really want me to do this?

I'm not a pervert.

I'm practical.

This is the one situation

where I get to control my helplessness.

♪ And now you're gone Far away, far away ♪

Okay.

- ♪ If you could ♪ - Let me relax.

(CLEARS THROAT)

♪ Would you stay? Would you stay with me? ♪

♪ Shoop, shoop ♪

♪ Shoop, shoop ♪

(URINE TRICKLING)

♪ Tell me, my love Do you feel right? ♪

(SIGHS)

(YASMIN CHUCKLES)

HENRY: Thank you for trusting me.

♪ And now you're gone Far away, far away ♪

♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

RISHI RAMDANI: (OVER PA) Big up!

Children's Investment Trust Charity Day.

This is your annual chance to save your souls.

Remember, donations are tax-deductible,

so it's a fucking win-win in my opinion.

- Booyakasha! - (STATIC FEEDBACK)

NAOMI: People respond emotionally

before they respond intellectually,

so we're gonna go with the blue.

Tory blue.

NAOMI: It's more of a royal blue.

It's a sympathetic color.

And we'd like you to wear these glasses.

♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- I don't wear glasses. - They're non-prescription.

DANIEL BURROWS: It's very much in your interest

that you stick to this statement.

If they ask you any awkward questions,

just say, "I refer to my statement."

Are you Pierpoint's lawyer or mine?

BURROWS: I'm instructed by Pierpoint.

You can be rest assured

that to the extent that your interests

and Pierpoint's interests coincide,

I shall be looking after your interests today.

With respect, that's not very encouraging.

Sorry, what if I flat-out refuse to do this?

Rob, a company man would do this.

You're a company man.

It's just an information gathering exercise.

NAOMI: The government spent billions bailing out Lumi,

and the opposition is pointing fingers.

ERIC TAO: But that's not on you. You're not on trial here.

Any questions come up about Henry's integrity

or, indeed, Lumi's highly risky business strategy,

we don't advise that you implicate Lumi,

but your silence on these matters would be useful

in allowing people to draw their own conclusions.

Against Lumi in favor of Pierpoint.

Henry and Lumi will take any opportunity they can

to throw you under the bus.

(INHALES DEEPLY) So...

♪ (MUSIC BUILDS) ♪

- Lisa Dearn's on that committee. - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

The Shadow Energy Secretary.

She's an up-and-comer.

And a fucking Rottweiler.

Means eyeballs and good political capital for her,

but she's gonna grandstand, play to the gallery.

What's the narrative gonna be?

Dearn's gonna paint this as a big bank

over-inflating a startup into a national utility,

which she believes should be publicly owned anyway,

only for the taxpayer to foot the bill when it went tits up.

Off the record,

what do Adler and the higher-ups make of all this?

ERIC: They're disowning it,

pretending it's a local, UK-centric issue

that'll be swallowed by the next news cycle.

But the more we can do

to lay blame at Lumi's feet, the better.

Why didn't we send a tank in?

Why didn't you go in and rip Henry's head off?

Because after COP, I'm the very public,

internal face of Lumi's failure.

I want a new one.

And so we're not at cross purposes here,

Robert's expendable?

ERIC: He's a young man early in his career.

He'll recover.

NAOMI: The randomizer of the universe

is laughing at us as it spits out our bingo card.

A select committee

and the Children's Investment Trust event on the same day.

I've already spoken to the photographer

about avoiding Yasmin Hanani, but can you

sensitively adios her?

I don't think that the charity want

the Charles Hanani association on their Twitter feed.

It's endearing you try so hard.

- Nice calves. - RISHI: Rishi in the porno.

It's for the kids.

- RISHI: Rishi in the punani. - (NAOMI CHUCKLES)

RISHI: Rishi in the punani. Bop!

(CLEARS THROAT)

(IN ITALIAN ACCENT) Hey, it's-a me, generic Italian plumber.

SWEETPEA GOLIGHTLY: Okay. (CHUCKLES)

Rish, can I have a word, please?

Sweetpea, you do look very fetching in your outfit.

All I wanna know is,

does the carpet match the drapes?

That's pathetic.

- I'm not sure it is. - So, thanks for that.

Thanks for making such an effort.

You are welcome.

(CHUCKLES)

Ooh, this is nice.

What is it exactly you're doing on my desk?

I don't know.

Call your boss, he'll tell you.

Yo, what time you on the box, Bob?

You look like you're due in court

for a racially motivated murder.

YASMIN: I spoke to Henry, you know,

he says this has got nothing to do with you.

He wouldn't lie to me, so you're gonna be fine, okay?

Yeah.

That's the exact opposite of what Eric just told me.

Yas, can I speak to you about my rotation project?

Sorry, I, um... I have to firm up a meeting with LeviathanAlpha.

Please, um... Please.

You could just listen to me, like, for once.

I'm bringing this to you because I do not want you

to look fucking stupid as my line manager.

I'm making a call, Sweetpea.

- (SWEETPEA CLEARS THROAT) - RISHI: Is it 'cause I is Black?

- Um, Eric, can I talk to you? - In a little bit.

Uh, I was working late last night

on this indicator model.

Well, it's turned into more of a risk assessment now.

Sweetpea, Robert's my focus this morning, okay?

SWEETPEA: Okay, yeah. No, I get that, um...

And I'm sorry, I don't... I don't wanna be too forthright

but I actually think this is really important right now.

So I'm gonna, I'm gonna wait in a meeting room over there

until you come and talk to me.

- RISHI: (OVER PA) All right, in third place... - SWEETPEA: Okay?

- ...Paul and Ben, who've come as Jimmy Savile... - Okay.

- ...and his mother's corpse. - (CLEARS THROAT)

RISHI: In second place, Bilal, who's come as Bobby Sands,

complete with very inventive dirty protest make-up.

But the winner this year, Leanne and Julie...

I'm gonna call you back. I'll just see you at 4:00.

- Okay. - ERIC: Uh, quick one.

It might be a good idea for you to take a personal day.

What do you mean? Like a day off?

Well... you want your privacy.

Yeah, when a fucking pap is camping out on my cistern,

not when I'm doing my job.

Eric, the last thing I want is for any of this shit

to affect my life in here.

Can you not throw your toys out of the pram?

Don't patronize me, okay? I'm not one of your daughters.

I'm just trying to offer you a little protection

from the glare of the spotlight in a tough time.

That's all.

I appreciate that.

But, you know, I've just gotten off a call with LeviathanAlpha,

who, let's be honest,

left us a pretty shitty quarterly review.

ERIC: What a surprise.

Harper's power to give us a bad review

must really light up

the pleasure centers in her brain.

I've just set up a 4 p.m.

between Harper and Daisy, the CIT's new PM.

She's just moved over from Crux.

I have been speaking to her for weeks.

She thinks that Petra and Harper are cutting-edge.

You know, I can make this connection.

ERIC: You know, we give the Children's Investment Trust

five percent of our PNL on Charity Day as gesture,

which they then end up reinvesting through us

anyway.

It's a waste of my time.

Well, okay, it's not a waste of mine.

We have no idea where Daisy's gonna end up in a few years,

and I'm looking for longevity in this business,

so I'm going to introduce Harper and Petra

to the Children's Investment Trust at 4 p.m. today.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

ERIC: By the way, just so we're clear,

I certainly don't see you as my daughter.

Okay?

(CLEARS THROAT)

Apologies, I know this select committee

is like a... it's a big deal, so...

I've just... I've been... I'm a little freaked out

and no one here is listening to me.

- (SCOFFS) - So, I don't know.

I could, I could be adding two and two and be getting five,

but I also could be adding two and two and be getting four.

And four would be like... really bad.

So, like, five minutes? Ten minutes?

- Okay. Let's start with five. - SWEETPEA: Okay. Okay, cool.

So, obviously, there's a trend of IPOs being pulled,

and ESG is experiencing a downturn.

Thank you for highlighting that for me.

So, um, I was speaking to my friend, Amir,

in Fixed Income, and he said that Pierpoint issued,

like, a fuck ton of senior secured debt

around five years ago,

and it's about to reach maturity,

and there's literally no bid for it anywhere.

So this, this capital-raising strategy

coincidentally but also perhaps dangerously lines up

with the timing of our own ESG pivot.

So what are you saying?

Look, I could, I could probably get

in a lot of trouble for this.

You know, with, like, the Chinese walls

and everything.

But, um, my friend, Magdelena in Banking,

said that every IPO roadshow that they've done

over the past three months has gone badly.

No company coming to market

will want Pierpoint to be its bookrunner.

And pretty much all of the IPOs

that Pierpoint have underwritten are in limbo

between postponement and pulling completely.

And the equity within these prospective companies

is close to zero by now.

No one wants them.

The valuations have completely collapsed.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Go on.

So, um... this is the kicker.

My friend, Keval, in Asset Management

said that Pierpoint took equity stakes

to facilitate these deals.

Is it possible that these prop bets

are all going to zero?

So... (CHUCKLES)

...what you are saying is two plus two equals fucked?

(ERIC CHUCKLING)

Well, yeah. (CHUCKLES)

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

- Sweetpea... - SWEETPEA: Mm-hmm.

...this is what we're gonna do about this.

The way you gleaned this information

is potentially a regulatory issue,

a confidentiality issue,

and a disciplinary issue.

I think it's best for you and whoever you

concocted this little conspiracy with

that you all go back to your desks

and do your fucking jobs.

ERIC: Understood?

Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)

Yeah, sorry.

♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

(LINE RINGING)

ERIC: Hey, are you still in the UK?

BILL ADLER: (OVER PHONE) At City Airport. Just landed from Switzerland.

ERIC: Can you... Can you come to the office?

I need to speak to you.

ADLER: Haven't you got both eyes on the select committee?

Is this... Is this more urgent?

I'll lay it out, and you can tell me.

♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

You read the statement, make it clear and concise,

but don't make it interesting. The more boring, the better.

- Understood? - Yeah, all right.

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

ROBERT SPEARING: Our role is to provide

fledgling businesses with capital,

and we remind you

that throughout bringing Lumi to market,

we made good on Pierpoint's foundational tenet...

doing business with integrity.

Thank you.

Why are you here?

Actually, let me rephrase that.

Why are we here?

Sorry, I... I'm not following.

Um...

Why are we here?

I was asked to be.

We're here because your employer

overvalued Lumi,

which provided an essential service,

fanned its untenable growth trajectory

to the point where it had to be placed

under emergency government control

and bailed out by the taxpayer

to the tune of two billion pounds.

Do you agree that's why we're here?

I'd like to refer back to my statement,

um, in that...

LISA DEARN: I spent my weekend reading

testimony from customers that Lumi failed.

And I'd share them aloud here, but we'd be here till next week.

I'd implore you to avail yourself of these.

But I fear the human cost will always be something

of an abstraction for people in your line of work.

STEPHEN CRIBBENS: I didn't think I heard a question

in the Shadow Energy Secretary's statement.

Rather an ad hominem attack.

LISA: One statement from a Lumi employee

called you Sir Henry's "whipping boy."

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Is that a fair characterization?

I'd say you're more Pierpoint's whipping boy,

given that they've sent someone so junior

and youthful to face the music for them.

I do find myself feeling sorry for you.

I work in Equity Capital Markets.

That requires a certain level of time

- spent with management. - (FINGERS TAPPING)

Sorry, I, um... I refer to my statement...

LISA: "Time spent with management"

seems underpowered for what you really mean.

According to statements from an anonymous Lumi employee,

your relationship with Mark was,

and I quote here, "intimate."

I don't understand

how this is relevant to the inquiry.

I think a level of incestuousness

between Pierpoint and Lumi might be

at the crux of the valuation problem.

I'd refer again to your use of the word "integrity."

I wonder if you might actually make good on that...

platitude.

Would you say that we've established

that you spent enough time

in Muck's orbit to make a character assessment of him?

I don't know.

Probably.

Then how would you characterize his relationship

with the young women he worked with?

ROBERT: I...

LISA: Because I have a... a source

at Lumi who it is incumbent on me to protect

who's made it very clear

that Muck ran a predatory environment.

She was indeed a victim of Muck's predation.

ADAM: Again, how is this germane to our purpose here today?

LISA: This is the second and now largest bailout

since the introduction

of the sweeping energy bailout bill.

The British taxpayer has been forced

to bail out a company created by a force of personality.

They deserve to know what kind of personality

they're footing the bill for.

Uh, sorry, Chair, um, I need to, um...

Sorry, uh, can I go to the toilet, please?

Let's reconvene in 20 minutes.

Keep it together.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

Who's the Arab kid on my desk, by the way?

ADLER: That's Ali.

His family are high up in the Egyptian government.

They have ties with the Al-Mi'raj Holding Company out of the Gulf.

Big investors in our asset management division.

They wanted to give him a job, you know?

The usual "client's son" nepo thing.

How bad is our balance sheet?

Let's forget the Chinese wall for a moment.

Give it to me undiluted.

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Where have you been?

John Lindsay's stepping down.

We're getting a new CEO?

Captain for a storm.

Who is it?

I wouldn't wanna preempt the final decision.

I, uh...

I want you to come see me at my place tonight

for a more intimate confab.

Tell me, honestly.

Is there a storm coming, Bill?

It's already here.

Look, can you tell me what's happening?

- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC FADES) ♪ - Like, what are they actually asking me?

None of this stuff about Henry's character

was in any of the briefings.

Well, did you know about any of this?

No, I don't know what she's talking about.

Like, I really don't know.

They're giving you an open goal to hurt him.

These allegations could shift the attention

from Pierpoint to Henry.

So...

go for it. Hurt him.

- NAOMI: He's here. - (CAR DOOR OPENING)

- (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

NEWS REPORTER 1: Are you a predator, Mr. Muck?

Henry, you said you'd be here.

NEWS REPORTER 2: How much did you make, Mr. Muck?

NEWS REPORTER 1: Do you feel guilty, Mr. Muck?

ROBERT: What happened with Caedi?

It is not relevant.

Then why are they pinning me to the wall

for the fact that you fuck your employees?

Mate, lower your voice.

You don't know what you're talking about.

None of it is pertinent to why we are here.

No, it's pertinent because you use your power

to get your dick wet

and somehow my job now is to answer for it.

- Listen to me. Look at me. - (FINGERS SNAPPING)

You have to believe me.

All right?

This isn't anything.

It's a whole load of nothing.

It's not going to go anywhere because there's nothing there.

♪ (CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Mr. Spearing, a former Lumi employee

that I've had close contact with,

attests that she was,

quote, "relentlessly and romantically

pursued by Henry Muck."

He bought her clothes

and then offered her a position of power

in exchange for inappropriate relations.

The employee was then flown out to the UN climate conference,

which you attended with Mr. Muck.

And this employee was then, quote, "frozen out."

Mr. Spearing, do you believe this statement?

Do you believe this woman?

Spearing...

I'd like to speak to my barrister privately, please.

Mr. Spearing, are you aware that Henry is now

in a relationship with a Pierpoint employee?

I'm sure that would be of great interest

to the regulators.

I refer to my statement.

Oh, fuck.

We can dress this up

as an information gathering exercise,

but ultimately, we're here to assign blame.

I wanna be honest.

Uh, I have to face up to my own culpability, and...

this is the most humble day of my life.

I think the most important thing

is to be vulnerable in front of you right now.

I, uh, like you, believed I was engaged

in a public service.

Our mission was to disrupt

a stagnant and monopolistic industry,

and the little guy failed.

Yeah, we... we overshot.

I assure you, the animating spirit

that caused us to overshoot

is the same one that made us feel

that we were doing good for the country.

And your failure to model

for a correction in natural gas prices?

Your unsustainably low introductory price point?

Less than five percent of your so-called "green power"

was from renewable energy sources.

You've "greenwashed" your credentials.

The only thing I'm guilty of is optimism.

Now, I am happy to answer any questions about my business,

and I will swiftly and judiciously

respond to any contentions about my private life,

privately, out of respect for those who raise them.

(AUDIENCE MURMURS)

(DOOR OPENS)

I won't let this story be just another bailout

consigned to the dustbin of history

by the relentless pursuit of capital.

What about the 145 million pounds in stock

you sold before Lumi went into emergency government control?

How much of that have you paid in restitution to your victims?

This should have been a criminal investigation from the outset.

You should serve prison time for what you've done.

You are a mercenary.

Well, unlike you, I don't take pleasure

in the suffering of others.

(HESITATES, EXHALES)

(HESITATES)

Yeah, and in terms of the, um,

the valuation and the, uh, the overheated, uh...

excitement around the... the IPO,

well, that would lay at the feet of our bankers.

Now, you keep using the word predatory.

If there is a predatory side to capitalism,

they are on it, we are not.

BURROWS: (WHISPERS) What a slippery shit.

(INDISTINCT MURMURING)

- ♪ (CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC FADES) ♪ - I hope this is worth it?

Just to see your old office?

(CHUCKLES)

I genuinely think that it could be useful.

- Hmm. - AUTOMATED VOICE: Door opening.

I'm just gonna pee, but I'll catch up with you.

Okay, I'll see you in the meeting room.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Door closing.

(EXHALES)

- (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) - (SNIFFLES)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(SWEETPEA SNIFFLES)

What's going on?

I just...

I think I really fucked it up with Eric.

YASMIN: Oh, don't worry about him.

Why don't you sit in on this meeting

with Harper and Petra?

- Eric's allergic to Harper. - (BOTH CHUCKLE)

YASMIN: Trust me, your tears are wasted in here.

(SIGHS)

What happened?

♪ (CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Um...

Well, that's kind of sensitive.

SWEETPEA: And I... I don't... I don't really know

if there's anything to it.

Okay, well, don't say anything

that's gonna get us into trouble.

There was this Euro Swaps kid who once spoke

about the fact that he spent his entire signing-on bonus

on Pornhub Premium and Oliver Peoples glasses

- in a lift with an MD. - All right.

He got sacked.

You never know who's listening.

SWEETPEA: Okay, so, um... I outlined this hypothesis.

Eric shot it down pretty viciously, but I think...

Pierpoint Asset Management might have

taken an outsize prop bet as part of our ESG pivot,

funded by debt that is about to reach maturity.

It's a balance sheet motherload.

- Okay. - Hmm.

Um...

- Honestly... - Mm-hmm... (SNIFFLES)

...I think this is way above our pay grades. (CHUCKLES)

Look, I have a lot going on today, okay?

But just don't let the geezers get you down.

Right?

I'm gonna go for a piss now, okay?

But you're good.

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)

(DOOR CLOSES)

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC FADES) ♪

It was a stroke of genius. I think you did brilliantly.

Look, I'm getting a lot of heat about Henry

and the possibility of criminal proceedings.

We can't be associated with that.

What, I can, can I?

You need a fucking scapegoat.

Why fuck me?

Why did you choose to fuck me?

Because you're fuckable, Robert, all right?

I'm sorry. From a company level, you're fuckable.

Don't... Don't look at me.

Eric said you were expendable.

♪ (CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- (LINE RINGING) - (BREATHING HEAVILY)

Hey. Hey, Rob, Rob, breathe, breathe.

It's Eric.

It's fucking... It's Pierpoint.

They've hung me out to dry, Yas.

They're gonna fire me.

Maybe don't question the jailer

when he hands you the keys, you know?

Getting away from all these people,

is that such a bad thing?

(CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY)

♪ (CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

LISA: And from the very first instance,

I would contend that Lumi was far too

closely enmeshed with government.

We believed Lumi could be a beacon

for what the British tech and energy sectors

were capable of.

You were very quick to ratify a bailout.

Was that because you wanted to... soften the landing

for a Lumi CEO?

AURORE ADEKUNLE: I don't believe in bailouts philosophically,

but it was a moral issue.

Homes were going cold.

In all my dealings with Henry Muck,

I never questioned his integrity.

LISA: You're defending a man whose misconduct allegations

seem to be growing exponentially.

I don't think that's what we're here to talk about.

Pierpoint ended up as Lumi's lead underwriter.

Did that have anything to do with the fact

that you started your career there?

Does the fact that you started your career

at the energy regulator Ofgem,

have anything to do with the lack of supervision

over Lumi's finances?

I don't follow.

What's that got to do with anything?

My point exactly.

It's a coincidence.

Okay, so it's not Lumi's fault,

and I assume you're here to ensure

that it's not the government's fault, so...

Secretary of State, whose fault is it?

My department dropped the ball

and therefore the responsibility is mine and mine only.

(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

AURORE: The goalposts over what's acceptable in public life

have shifted over the last half-decade

due in part to my party's leadership.

Scandal has become such an iterative process for us

that it has ceased to become scandal.

But I am here to prove to you

and the public,

that I still believe in accountability in politics.

Which is why I've come from Number Ten,

where I tendered my resignation to the Prime Minister.

(COMMITTEE MEMBERS CHATTERING)

You have no idea how lucky we just got.

She just made the government the story.

What are you talking about how lucky "we" got?

You mean me.

AURORE: And on the subject of a criminal investigation,

this government welcomes the opportunity

to engage the Attorney General and the Serious Fraud Office

to mete out justice where appropriate.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

REPORTER: How did the Prime Minister

take your resignation as Secretary of State?

BODYGUARD: Now, back off.

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

HENRY: If I knew they were gonna use

Caedi like that, or she felt like this,

I would have reached out to her. It was traumatic.

- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC FADES) ♪ - (RAIN PATTERING)

And I didn't buy her any clothes, by the way.

I let her use my Net-A-Porter discount once.

Are you not worried...

about the...

the criminal implications that Dearn raised.

You sat through that shit show.

Wouldn't you say blame is complicated?

It lies with me, my board, my bankers...

and the government.

But people want a single reductive certainty.

Let me buy you an early dinner.

There's some friends of ours I want you to meet.

All's fair in love and war, right?

♪ (SERENE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

BYSTANDER: Give us our money back, wanker!

Some pre-prandial martinis to lube up the conversation.

Two? Three? Oh, and a glass of Ruinart

for our absent guest.

Wait, is someone else joining us?

ALEXANDER NORTON: Just a Perrier for me.

Oh.

I thought Dearn was a little unsophisticated

how she went for the jugular in there.

I had a similar grilling from our current

Foreign Secretary during the Leveson inquiry.

He's in your pocket now, isn't he, Nortie?

You did hack Hugh Grant's phone, no?

- I'm not rising to that. - (OTTO MOSTYN CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

It takes a certain person to not wilt under those lights.

♪ (SERENE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

You did well.

OTTO: Yeah, your friend Harper realized

the sell-side is where the fertile minds go to die.

She's doing rather well with my money.

It's time for you to have the same realization, Rob.

Well, if it isn't our future Prime Minister.

(HENRY CLAPS)

Fuck me! Muah!

- Muah! - (AURORE CHUCKLES)

Well done in there.

AURORE: This is purportedly the worst day of my career.

I've just had to let my entire private office go.

Where's Blanc de Blancs?

- OTTO: Oh, as if by magic. - (CHUCKLES)

NORTON: Just giving a nod to James

and the news team on tomorrow's headline.

Aurore, do you prefer "Third Way"

or "New Hope" for the sub?

You know best, Alexander.

NORTON: After that disastrous budget,

they had to put a centrist in as Chancellor,

but we'll have him out by the election.

AURORE: Oh.

NORTON: The job's yours to lose.

What about the, um... Well, the criminal proceedings?

Oh, I had a word with the Attorney General.

It's in his in-tray.

He'll look at it,

then it'll be in someone else's in-tray.

OTTO: Oh, and if the press come knocking,

ask something that'll use up oxygen,

like, um, can a woman have a penis?

- AURORE: Oh, dear. - (NORTON CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

Well, looks like my uncle made some promises.

Good to have him in your favor.

Mm.

HENRY: I am surprised you are such a bad bullshitter.

Isn't that what the Oxford tutorial system

is meant to teach us?

OTTO: Um...

We should have a toast, shouldn't we?

Um, to England?

No, uh, to, uh... Well, to friends.

Old and, uh, new.

- To friends, old and new. - Friends...

To friends, old and new.

- Cheers. - ♪ (SERENE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

(HENRY SNIFFS VIGOROUSLY, EXHALES)

♪ (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪

It's a shame that the, uh...

the heart palpitations you get off shit gear

- don't count as cardio. - (ROBERT SNIFFS)

(EXHALES)

Did you, uh...

did you ever, you know, get with Yasmin?

(LIVELY CHATTER)

No.

Although she did once...

make me eat my own ejaculate off a mirror.

(CHUCKLES)

I've invited her to join us later.

And while... I'm not a... I'm not a sexually jealous man,

I just don't want it to be awkward, you know.

We're just friends.

She's a very good friend.

I think she might be it.

The bullet to take me out of the Great War.

What?

Oh, for fuck's sake. I think I'm in love with her.

Well, you shouldn't tell her that.

She's not in the emotional headspace

to hear things like that.

Oh.

So, you do love her.

(HENRY SNIFFS DEEPLY)

ERIC: That now ex-cabinet minister

really took the heat for us in there today.

ADLER: Sorry I left you high and dry.

Senior management... help yourself...

have had their eye on who's gonna sail us

through this squall.

Is it premature to toast your ascension

to the top job?

They're making you CEO, right?

(SCOFFS)

Please.

I'm honored you think they'd even finger me for that.

No, I have it on semi-good authority

it's gonna be Tom Wolsey.

You're fucking kidding me.

The ex-Bain turnaround guy?

He's... He's a kid.

I think if he's announced, it tells us the story.

- He's gonna gut us? - Is that a question?

Between us...

I think Wilhelmina was part of the soft pressure

behind Lindsay's retirement.

She's gonna do everything she can to pass the buck

about the ESG disaster in front of Wolsey.

The grad was right.

ADLER: Not even a forensic accountant could read our balance sheet.

It's too unwieldy.

What I can tell you is we're not safe

from a plummeting share price.

We're not safe from panic.

HENRY: Epstein's island was a naff Mustique.

- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (CHUCKLES)

- Stop! - HENRY: You won't find the Muck name

- on the flight manifesto. - XANDER LINDT: (LAUGHS) Don't.

HENRY: Yeah, I heard he was Mossad agent...

- I need talk to you. - HENRY: Oh, in a bit,

in a bit, in a bit.

YASMIN: Henry, we need to talk about this girl.

Oh, it was nothing, Yas.

It was fucking nothing.

You're high, Henry.

Why do you get yourself into these fucking situations?

- Yeah, I know, I know, I know. - YASMIN: No! No!

It's an abuse of power, Henry.

Fuck, everything's an abuse of power

with me in relationships, Yas. I can only fuck down.

(CHUCKLES) Who can I fuck that's higher status?

Uh, Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris?

Not my tempo, babe.

- XANDER: I love a café au lait. - (HENRY CHUCKLING)

Obviously...

Obviously, I'm joking, I'm joking.

For fuck's sake, Yas.

You know, I'm with you now.

I'm with you.

Yeah? You're everything.

You're fucking everything.

- Stop. - No, no, listen to me.

I love how vulnerable you make me feel.

Yeah?

- I loved this morning. - Okay.

You know, that was a holy moment.

When we were that vulnerable with each other...

- Okay, I... - ...when you pissed on me.

XANDER: (CHUCKLING) You got another girl

to piss on you?

(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

YASMIN: Lick it up off the fucking floor.

- ROBERT: Hey, Yas. - YASMIN: No, not right now.

Oh, I always liked her.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on.

Let's give it a good fucking nudge.

YASMIN: Did you know anything about this Lumi girl?

- No. - YASMIN: Like, what am I doing

involving myself with someone like him?

Like, what is actually wrong with me?

There's nothing wrong with you.

YASMIN: So many fucked up fucking issues.

I surround myself with these men.

Like... And I want them to want me.

Why? I don't...

I even... wanted... my dad to like me.

Yeah, but you know,

there's nothing wrong with wanting your dad

to like you.

God, I spent years trying to get my mom's approval.

PASSERBY 1: Have you tried Bacchanalia yet?

I mean, you know, presentationally.

PASSERBY 1: Got some god-awful Damien Hirst in there.

Can't you just fall in love with me?

♪ ("NOBODY KNOWS (LADAS ROAD)" BY LOYLE CARNER PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪

It would make everything so much easier.

- (PHONE BUZZING) - PASSERBY 2: Where we going tonight?

PASSERBY 3: Thinkin' around Maison Estelle,

Koko... YASMIN: Hello?

DENISE OLDROYD: Yas, it's Denise.

Uh, are you somewhere private?

YASMIN: Is everything okay?

DENISE: Are you somewhere private?

What's wrong?

DENISE: Okay, um, I'd rather not do this over the phone,

but I thought speed was quite important,

given how quickly it might get out.

Um, they found a body.

It's, uh, it's most likely your father.

Uh, um...

DENISE: Yes, do you... do you need me to come to you?

- I'm gonna... - DENISE: Yas...

I'll... I'll... I'll call you later.

PASSERBY 4: Have you seen those fucking mugs

queueing outside Greek Street?

It's like a fucking labor exchange?

YASMIN: Sorry, I can't, I can't.

HENRY: Come on, fucking hell...

Fucking get in there.

I've got a surprise for later.

(SNIFFLES)

XANDER: Whoa, easy, easy, easy, easy.

HENRY: I'm taking you somewhere special.

XANDER: This is dark web coke. None of your speed shit.

HENRY: Shit got real.

Right. (SNIFFS)

ADLER: So...

I wanted to bring you here to tell you privately.

I've been living with a medulloblastoma

in my left temporal lobe.

Rare in adults and inoperable.

Can you believe it?

I was repeating myself a lot, so I got it checked out.

What's the prognosis?

Oh, years, no doubt. Modern medicine.

Years.

Why are you looking at me like that?

You think I'm in denial?

No, not at all. I'm just...

thinking about how I always admired your hair.

It ain't budged.

Yeah, I decided chemo wasn't practical.

What a life, eh?

You bet death against your vanity

and your vanity still wins.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Yeah, I didn't want people in the office thinking

I was in any way incapacitated.

So, I, uh, flew to this clinic in Switzerland.

They're trialing a DCVax treatment

where they expose nude mice to the tumor cells

to create a bespoke vaccine.

Cancer's like our business. It's, uh...

It's a country with its own language.

How are your daughters?

I'm fighting for custody.

But Candace is a merciless bitch.

(ADLER CHUCKLES)

That's why I loved her.

You want the weekends, or the week?

I used to see what my daughters could become and achieve

in every successful young woman I came across.

But now...

Now you wanna come across every successful young woman?

Mr. Tao, HR are on the line.

I don't know what I feel.

Ooh, disgrace is coming.

Don't expedite it.

Luckily, cancer really does a number on desire.

(SLURPING)

(SOBS INTENSELY)

ADLER: Hey, hey.

Who are you crying for?

- I hope it's not for me. - ERIC: Sorry, sorry.

(SNIFFLES)

Remember...

we grew up in this bank.

We're lifers.

And I'm happy we made that trade,

but only if we act like we know its soul

and we're prepared to fight for it.

Because the next few weeks are gonna be a fight.

(HENRY GRUNTING SOFTLY)

How long was I out for?

I've been thinking about my intentions.

One must think clearly

about what one will ask the medicine.

You can't wear that.

You look like a T.M. Lewin wanker.

GUEST 1: Expensive way to get off your tits.

ROBERT: Where the fuck have you dragged me?

GUEST 2: Cheap way to meet God though.

- Just sit on the blue blanket for me. - All right.

Just sit on that blanket for me.

GUEST 3: I haven't paid 800 quid to sit in some woods in Kent.

(GUESTS CHATTERING)

GUEST 3: I better fucking figure some shit out.

PIERRE: Hey, dude.

Pierre.

Is this your first journey? This is my third set of cups.

I don't think I'm in the right headspace for this.

Well, you look like you've sobered up a bit.

I told Henry to abstain, but he never listens.

PIERRE: He doesn't respect the medicine.

And remember, the plant finds you when you're ready.

(SHAMAN CHANTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

You're here now.

Do you really have a choice?

(SHAMAN CONTINUES CHANTING)

(RETCHING)

GUEST: Diego!

Help me, Diego!

(SHAMAN CONTINUES CHANTING)

(HENRY LAUGHING)

(CHANTING ECHOING)

(HENRY CONTINUES LAUGHING)

SHAMAN: Guíanos...

Ayahuasca.

Ayahuasca.

- (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) - (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)

- (WATER DRIPPING) - (LIGHTS BUZZING FAINTLY)

- (RHYTHMIC RUSTLING) - ♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

♪ (EERIE MUSIC BUILDS) ♪

(DISTORTED CHATTER ECHOING)

Shoeshine, shoeshine, shoeshine.

Shoeshine, shoeshine, shoeshine.

(DISTORTED) Shoeshine, shoeshine, shoeshine.

(LOUD BUZZING)

- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ - (ABRUPT SILENCE)

(REPEATING DEEP SNIFFS)

♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(ECHOING VOICES CHATTERING)

(ELECTRIC BUZZING)

ERIC: (ECHOING) You're a company...

You're a company... You're a company man.

(WATER DRIPPING)

(CHILDREN LAUGHING, ECHOING)

NICOLE CRAIG: (ECHOING) Go on, Mommy's not looking.

♪ (EERIE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

(LAUGHS)

(HENRY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

(LAUGHING DISTORTS)

(HENRY CONTINUES LAUGHING)

(BABY CRYING)

- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ - (BABIES CRYING)

ROBERT: (ECHOING) She was a tyrant, you know?

You're just like my mother.

She was an unfillable void of need too.

She was very...

present.

BOB SENIOR: (ECHOING) She was restless.

Just like you, always in your ear.

(WORDS ECHO)

BOB SENIOR: She loved you.

(OVERLAPPING ECHOING WORDS)

(ECHOING WHOOSH)

(HENRY LAUGHING)

- (ABRUPT SILENCE) - (PANTS)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(HENRY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

(GASPING)

(SHAMAN CHANTING SOFTLY)

We have to find a way to monetize this.

(LAUGHS)

(BIRDS CALLING)

HENRY: Christ, I'm coming down hard.

I had a very nasty experience in the loo just now.

I saw a monster.

Whatever you do...

don't look in the mirror.

♪ ("CMON" BY FRED AGAIN... AND BRIAN ENO PLAYING) ♪

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(YASMIN SIGHING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Can I get in with you?

ROBERT: What time is it?

I don't know.

Where have you been?

YASMIN: I ended up in some member's club.

Sat at the bar for a bit, getting fucked up.

Got some guys to buy me about eight Negronis.

And then when they left,

they realized that I wasn't a paying member anymore.

So they asked me to leave.

And I came home.

Sorry I left you with them.

I think I'm gonna sell the house.

How did you afford this place in the first place? (CHUCKLES)

Clement...

He left me half a million quid in his will.

I guess it doesn't really matter where the money comes from.

I think it does.

I think I'm finally beginning to see that.

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

What am I gonna do if I lose my job?

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

Henry will look after you.

- But he's a cunt. - (BOTH CHUCKLE)

Yeah, he's your type.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

I guess he is.

My fate is predetermined.

Yeah.

♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

You're destined to marry your dad.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(ROBERT CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHS WHEEZINGLY)

That would be impossible 'cause I killed him.

(GIGGLES)

♪ ("BOY" BY BOOK OF LOVE PLAYING) ♪

(GIGGLES)

(ROBERT CHUCKLES)

- ♪ Boy ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ I want to be Where the boys are ♪

♪ But I'm not allowed ♪

♪ I wait outside Of the boy's bar ♪

♪ I wait for them To all come out ♪

♪ I'm not a... ♪

♪ Boy ♪

♪ I'm not a... ♪

♪ Boy ♪

♪ It's not my fault ♪

♪ That I'm not a boy ♪

♪ It's not my fault ♪

♪ I don't have those toys ♪

♪ I'm not a... ♪

♪ Boy ♪

- ♪ Uh-huh ♪ - ♪ I'm not a... ♪

- ♪ Boy ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ Boy ♪

♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪