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You wanna marry this stupid Yankee! Not a French!

We are French!

I love your daughter.

I tell you: go bake a true French baguette.

He’s a good man, maman.

Perfect.

It’s a real French baguette.

You’re a little slave, show me your French roots.

No, no, no!

I’ll never accept it!

You wanna marry this Yankee...

We are French! We speak French!

And I always... I always,

I listened to my Mother.

You will not marry this bastard.

He’s a good man, maman.

Don’t you dare speak this language to me!

We speak French in this house!

We are French!

But... he’s a good man, maman.

He’s a good man.

We are not in France!

You know?

And...

And yeah, Fred and I,

We love each other!

As nobody has ever loved anyone before.

I have a feeling that I’m talking to an idiot...

What’s wrong with you?

Are you stupid?!

Are you going against our ancestors?

Don’t you dare decide for me how to live my life.

OK, marry him.

But your dude has to prove

he has a French blood in his veins.

Bonjour!

I am very glad!

I am Fred.

Save this shit for someone else.

Do you know why are you here even?

Are you ready to prove me?

That you deserve to marry my daughter.

Yes, I’m sorry, of course.

I love your daughter very much.

So bake me a baguette.

What?

What ‘what’?!

You speak like a husky?!

I tell you: bake me a French baguette!

Okay.

This?.. This is impossible!

Her boyfriend must cook.

This is perfect.

This is a true French baguette.

Perfect...

Well, alright.

But OK, everyone can bake a baguette.

Show me your real French spirit!

Show me.

That you’re capable to be French.

Go ahead, prove it.

You have a nice dick.

I like it.

Wanna put it in.

How I love it...

I want you to come into my pussy...

Come on!

Look.

My restless pussy.

Come on, lick my pussy now.

Lick it!

Come on.

Yes.

Lick my good French pussy.

Mom, is it necessary?

You’re talking normally now, huh!

Calm down.

Let me enjoy.

Yes.

That’s good.

He’s really good.

That’s good.

Good for my pussy.

Good French.

Yes.

You’re easy-going.

Yeah.

Yeah, put your hands into my pussy.

That’s it.

Yeah.

God...

Yeah, great.

That’s good.

Good French boy.

Yeah, come on. Lick it.

You’re so good.

Yeah...

Yes.

Yes, come on.

Yes, do it...

Do it...

That’s good.

Yeah, penetrate my pussy.

Yeah...

Oh la la.

That’s good.

Oh my God.

Yeah, that’s good.

Yeah, go on.

Come on.

Yeah, fuck me.

Yeah.

You’re a good French now.

Yeah, you’re so sweet.

Yeah, fuck my pussy.

Yeah, that’s cool.

Take it off.

Fuck me. Fuck me harder.

Yes. Make me go crazy.

Yeah, fuck me.

Such a good dick!

Yeah.

Yeah, that’s good.

Yeah, that’s it.

Such a good dick, oh...

Yeah, fuck me.

Yes, yes.

Yeah, fuck my pussy.

Yeah, that’s it.

This is so good.

Yes, put your huge dick in.

Yeah, you fuck so good.

Yeah...

Yeah, you like to feel my ass on you.

Yeah, fuck me.

Yeah, that’s so good.

You fuck me well.

What a fucking dick.

Oh la la!

It’s a good meeting, huh?

You’re amazing.

We need to change a position.

Lay down like this.

Come on.

Fuck me like this.

Come on!

Yeah.

Yeah, such a good sex.

That’s it.

Yes, that’s it.

Fuck me.

Fuck me...

Fuck.

That’s good.

Fuck yeah.

Don’t stop.

Like this.

Yeah...

That’s good.

Yeah, fuck my pussy.

Yes, fuck me hard.

Come on, fuck me hard.

Yeah, don’t ever stop.

Fuck...

Fuck me harder.

That’s good. You’re good.

Like this.

Yeah, that’s it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck me like this.

Yeah. Fuck me like this.

Yeah, go on...

Yes, that’s it.

Yeah, fuck me as hard as you can.

Yeah, fuck me.

Fuck...

That’s good.

Yeah, perfect.

That’s good.

Yeah, continue.

Fuck.

Yeah, perfect.

Yeah, that’s it.

Yes, fuck me.

Harder.

Such a good fuck.

Yeah, fuck me!

Destroy my pussy.

Yeah.

Yes, fuck.

Don’t stop.

Yeah, fuck me.

Oh my God...

Good.

OK.

You’ve passed the test.

And now, you can get married.

But!

After the wedding, you will live with me.

I cannot let

such a treasure like you to live with 1 woman.

He is really French.

But he will come back.

Men do always come back.