All language subtitles for The.Leftovers.S02E01.720p.BRRiP.x264.ShAaNiG

One, two, three.

Oh, my God! What am I doing?

I can do this. I can do this.

- Ready? You ready? Ready?
- Go. Go. Go.

- Go!
- Jump, jump, jump.

Jump, jump, jump, jump!

- Is it cold?
- It's amazing!

Come on, chickenshits.

- Wanna do it?
- Yeah.

Oh, my God! You bitch!

I'm a bitch?

You new?

Sorry?

Why are you sorry?

Oh, I wasn't. I didn't hear you.

What's your name?

Dr. Goodheart.

For real?

For real.

What's your first name?

Brian. What's yours?

Evie.

If I pee in here, it gonna
throw off your measurements?

Leave him alone. You're scaring him.

Shut up.

Bye, Dr. Goodheart.

Bye, Dr. Goodheart.

Bye.

Okay, bye.

How long you been waiting?

- Just a couple minutes.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, good God, no! You're no fun.

Yeah, I know.

- They up?
- Just Mom.

- Hey, Mama.
- Hey, babe.

- How was the sleepover?
- Great.

Did you get any sleep?

- You want me to lie?
- Yes, I want you to lie.

- Did you take your meds?
- Yeah.

Sorry.

What about choir practice? You have a ride?

Mm-hmm.

What?

Ah, wait for your father.

I'm starving. Where is he?

- Still in bed.
- Oh, Jesus.

Why does he always sleep in this late?

Stop eating the bacon.

John.

John.

It really is amazing.

Shh.

Are you serious?

- What?
- Man, get out of bed.

You gonna eat that bacon?

Maybe.

Maybe?

Maybe.

And what are the factors
influencing your decision?

Leave his bacon alone.

Girl, if you made more, I wouldn't
have to prey upon my children.

If I made more, your heart'd stop.

You can have some of mine.

Thank you.

I got an hour before I run
my errands. You want to throw?

I have choir practice.
Maybe when I get back?

Oh!

You hear that?

Oh!

- That's it.
- Please, not again.

- Look, shh.
- You're never gonna find it.

- Shh, where was that?
- By the dishwasher, I think.

No, no, it's not by the dishwasher.

It sounded like it came
from the dishwasher.

- It's definitely not by the...
- Hey, if y'all keep talking...

I'm just saying it's not by the dishwasher.

- Maybe it's in the ceiling.
- You're not gonna find it.

I'm gonna find it.

Hey.

I got eggs and bacon.

There's a letter in there.

I'll take care of it.

- Hey, how you doing, sir?
- I'm good, I'm good. I'm in 121.

Okay, yeah. You can go
ahead and set up over there.

- Okay, thank you.
- Thank you.

Just a reminder:
you're now required to check in

before you set up your stall.

- That's for $5.
- How are you?

How y'all doing?

Just a reminder:
you're now required to check in

before you set your stalls up.

Folks, please make
sure your vendor number

is clear and visible at your stalls.

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All
right, folks. Two minutes.

We have two minutes till the first load.

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Fucking frackers.

At least it adds to our mystique.

All right, first bus
coming in, everybody.

First bus coming in.

All right, the
first bus coming in, everybody.

First bus coming in.

- Thank you, Lord.
- Jesus.

- Thank you, Jesus.
- Thank Jesus.

Hallelujah. Thank you, God.

How much?

It's whatever you want to give.

This is a test?

No.

Your water, will it make us safe?

It's just a souvenir.

Church service is just
past the 18 marker.

Services are an hour
before the last bus leaves.

God bless you.

- Hey!
- There's a line.

- People are waiting here.
- I'll just be a minute.

How much is it?

It's $140, if you don't mind.

Hey, John.

Isaac.

Uh, didn't mean to interrupt.

Oh, no, it's all right.
We were just finishing up.

It's all right.

And you remember, just after
Thanksgiving, all right?

Thank you, Mr. Rainey.

Oh, oh...

You thirsty? I got lemonade.

Uh, sounds good. Thanks.

Big line.

Seems like business is doing good.

I-I hear you're renting
out your top floor.

Yeah, I filled all the
paperwork out with park services

and they said okay.

Well, if this is gonna
be a two-family residence,

fire code says upstairs
needs a separate entrance

and its own exterior stairwell.

Oh, uh, yeah,

I can get all that done.

I just need a couple weeks.

Oh, no problem. As long as it happens.

So, uh, let's do this.

Sorry?

Your... your thing.

Can you do me?

Oh, you want a reading?

Yeah, a reading.

Okay. Yeah, sure.

Uh, you a lefty or righty?

All right.

Okay, try and focus all your
energy into your hand and...

rest your palm down into the paint

and then press down as hard
as you can on this here paper.

Yup.

Like that.

- Good?
- Yeah, yeah.

- You can lift it.
- Okay.

- Yeah. Got some Wet-Naps there.
- Thank you.

- Paper towel.
- It's a little messy.

All right.

- You got a good one.
- Oh, good.

You got a birthday coming up?

Yeah, day after tomorrow.

Oh, happy birthday.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

What?

- Nothing.
- No, come on.

- What?
- Uh, nothing, man.

- I'm not getting anything off you.
- Tell me.

Something bad is gonna happen.

To you.

Well, shit, Isaac.

That is not ideal.

Look, I know why you're here, John.

Yeah, listen, you and me

have known each other
since the third grade, huh?

Now, in all those times,

you've never once mentioned
to me that you had superpowers.

I don't have superpowers.

Well, magic powers.

Come on, man.

It's just the two of us talking.

You and me.

Now, this...

it's all bullshit, right?

I don't know what you want me to tell you.

I want you to tell me the truth.

John, what I do...

is real.

Ah, well...

I got to respect that.

Oh, and...

how much do I owe you?

- No, man, it's on the house.
- No, no.

60 enough?

Hey, John.

Be careful.

Yeah, I sure will.

Ooh!

Knock, knock.

What?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Come on.

Gentlemen.

- It's three.
- Two and a half.

- Two.
- Three.

Five.

Jesus, John.

What?

Five?

He's selling a lie and folks are buying it.

It's a five.

Whoa, whoa. Hold up.

- Leave the house, Isaac.
- Hold up. What are you doing?

Kitchen's over there. Gas stove.

Whoa, whoa, hey, hey! What are you doing?

John, hold on. John, hold
on. I don't understand.

Oh, you understand.

Okay, okay, what do you want to hear?

This is not real. Okay?
This is all bullshit.

Please. You don't have to do this.

Please, John. Brother, don't do this.

Fuck you, man.

Nah, I ain't leaving.
I'm not leaving my house.

You're gonna have to kill me.

I'm not leaving.

You're gonna need stitches.

I can do it myself or I can refer you

to a plastic surgeon in Austin.

I was born here.

I have a right to be here.

When did he start burning
people's houses down?

Tonight.

You were who you said you were,

you should have seen it coming.

Yeah, well, you tell your husband

I meant what I said.

Ain't no avoiding it.

Avoiding what?

- What are you doing?
- Shh!

Must be under something.

- You're not gonna find it.
- No, I am gonna find it.

Well, at least it got you out of bed.

I got out of bed...

so I could join y'all for church.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, what?

God damn it!

A reading from Thessalonians.

"Now we ask you, brothers,

to give recognition to
those who labor among you

and lead you in the Lord and admonish you."

Yes. Yes.

"And regard them very highly in love

because of their work.

Be at peace among yourselves."

Yes. Yes.

- "Comfort the discouraged."
- Yes!

- "Help the weak."
- Yes!

- "Be patient with everyone."
- All right.

"See to it that no one repays
evil for evil to anyone.

But always pursue what is good."

- Yes!
- That's right.

"For one another and for all."

- Yes!
- Hallelujah!

This is the word of the Lord.

Yes!

We are the 9,261.

We are spared.

We are spared.

- And for that, we are grateful.
- Amen!

Thank you, Michael.

Just a reminder for y'all,

I'm up in Austin this
week getting my surgery.

So if you are so inclined,

ask of the Lord for competent doctors.

Yes!

And a powerful anesthesia.

So I'll miss a few sermons.

But just like my hip, y'all
will get a great replacement.

- All right.
- That's right.

Met him doing some missionary
work down in Brazil.

- He don't know our style...
- That's all right.

... but he knows the Good Book.

Amen, amen.

Better than most.

Certainly better than me.

My friend Matt Jamison.

Thank you, Reverend Massey.

I'm so grateful for your kindness

and for letting me be here.

I haven't had the pleasure
of meeting most of you yet.

We've... My wife Mary and I have
only been here for a month or so.

Well, I'm a man of faith.

Amen!

But when I heard about this place,

when I heard about what happened here,

I'd be lying if I told you I understood it.

Yes, yes.

But I understand it now.

Because you've shared your home with me,

I want to share with you
what has happened to us,

to Mary,

who I was told by countless
doctors would never recover.

Thank you, Matt.

We all know what a truly
special place we've got here.

Yes!

And I know I speak for
everyone here when I say,

welcome, brother.

- Welcome!
- Welcome, sister.

- Praise Jesus.
- Amen!

Now let us bow our heads for a
reading from the Gospel of Luke.

- So nice to have you.
- Thank you.

- Hi.
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.

John. So nice to see
your face in there today.

What you talking about,
now? Come on, now, Calvin.

You're gonna make the new reverend
here think I never come to church.

- John Murphy.
- John, nice to meet you.

Matt Jamison, my wife Mary.

A pleasure, Mary.

Welcome to Jarden.

Now, where you two in from?

Mapleton, New York. It's
just outside the city.

- New York City.
- Ah, figured.

Yeah.

- So what were you gonna say up there?
- I'm sorry?

Well, right before Calvin here cut you off.

Seemed like you were about to
share something about your wife.

Oh.

I was just gonna say that I felt a burden

lift off of us when we came to your town.

For the first time in a
long time, we feel safe.

Well, there's no place in the world safer.

- Y'all take care.
- Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Sorry, I asked for the
bacon on a separate plate.

You got it. I'll bring
that right back for you.

Every time.

Well, it wouldn't be every time
if they'd listen, sweetheart.

"See to it that no one repays
evil for evil to anyone."

Any particular reason you picked that one?

I didn't pick it.
Readings are predetermined.

What is a Thessalonian anyway?

Someone from Thessalonia.

From Arkansas, right?

Bacon and eggs separated.

Appreciate it.

Jerry, come on.

Jerry, please. Do you have to...

Sorry, folks.

Enrique.

"Perfect Strangers" star Mark Linn-Baker

departed on October 14, 2012,

but "Hard 10" tracked him
down to this sleepy village

in the Chihuahua province of Mexico.

We know you didn't depart, Mark.

Why'd you fake your departure?

No comprende. No comprende.

We know it's you, Mark.

No Mark. No Mark esta.

Mark, tell us why you did it. Tell us why.

Damn! Damn it!

They're gone, but so much
of them is still here.

You've tried to move on,
tried to live a normal life,

but cannot let go because
you haven't known how.

Hey.

Uh...

my spoon got stuck in the garbage disposal.

I'm going for a ride.

Other people feed him, you know.

He likes Mom's cooking.

Back by 10:00.

Be safe.

- You mail the letter?
- Uh-huh.

Good night.

Get off me! Hey, we just missed the bus.

Sure, you did. Head down, sir.

- Ma'am, calm down.
- You can't keep us out.

- Calm down, ma'am.
- Fuck you, man. This is fucking America.

Ah!

You can't keep people out, man.

You're not so special. Fuck
your fucking wristbands!

Hello.

Hi.

You want to pray?

Okay.

- What's that?
- It's a pie.

- Where'd it come from?
- It was on the porch.

Is it for your birthday?

- I don't know.
- There wasn't a note?

- Just a pie.
- Hmm.

- What kind is it?
- Apple, I think.

- Looks homemade.
- Mm-hmm.

You think someone's trying to poison you?

Look at your face.

You know someone just
moved in the Dunbar house.

- A family.
- Just now?

Mm-hmm. Seem nice.

I think we ought to invite
them over for dinner tonight.

You're gonna work on your birthday?

Just being neighborly.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Saw you moving in. I'm John Murphy.

We're right next door.

Here. Welcome.

Oh, thanks. That's so nice. I'm Nora.

Well, I see you got your hands full.

No problem. I got her. Did
you bake this yourself, John?

No, ma'am, I did not.

And who's this?

This is Lily. Say hello
to Mr. Murphy, Lily.

Hey, Lily.

Is everything all right in there?

Fine, we're just moving
in. You know, chaos.

Of course. Well, I'll leave you to it.

Just wanted to invite you all over tonight.

Having a little barbecue for my birthday.

That's so... We don't want
to crash your birthday.

No, no pressure. Just drop by if you can.

Thank you.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye, Lily.

You ask them if they eat meat?

I told them it was a barbecue.

If they don't eat meat, that would
have been the time to tell me.

Violet wants to know
when she can pick me up.

Well, you tell Violet
that you will text her

as soon as I authorize you to do so.

Hello!

Sorry, we rang the doorbell,
but nobody answered.

We're back here. Come on down.

It's Kevin. You're John, right?

Right. Right. This is Erika.

- Hi. Hi.
- Hi, Erika. How are you? Nice to meet you.

Evie, Michael, introduce yourselves.

- How you doing?
- Michael.

- I'm Nora.
- Nice to meet you.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- So are we early, or...
- No, right on time.

Oh, I thought this was a birthday party.

It is. We don't have any friends.

- Who is this?
- This is Lily.

Well, hello, Lily.

- She's adorable.
- Thank you.

Is she adopted or did
your mom fuck a black dude?

Evie!

You don't need that anymore.

You guys bought the house, right?

Yeah, but they said that we should
leave them on for a couple weeks

so the park rangers don't
bother us or something.

Your daughter is good with a baby.

That's got to be nice.

Oh, she's not mine. She's Kevin's.

Oh, well, she's pretty.

So is he.

His secret is moisturizing.

So you have family around here?

- Sorry?
- In Jarden.

I figured someone must have
tipped you off about the house.

Real estate moves pretty quick around here.

Oh, no, we were just in the
right place at the right time.

I have a brother, Matt Jamison.

He and his wife came out
here a couple months ago.

He's helping out in the
Baptist church. You know him?

I just met him yesterday. Small world.

Cake looks good.

Well, she works the grill, I bake.

Now, what happened to your head?

I fell.

Can I... can I put these in the fridge?

Absolutely.

You want one?

Uh, nah. I don't drink.

But help yourself.

Okay.

What?

What? What?

Oh, what were you looking at?

I was just looking at your
couch in the other room.

We had one just like it.

So I step on the carpet
and I feel this squish.

I walk around the corner
and trickling down the steps

like a fancy fountain is water,

but in my house.

So I'm walking up these steps.

And you know when you
feel like it's a bad idea,

but you do it anyway?

I open the bathroom door
and this wave comes out.

A little one, but a wave.

And this one is standing in the bathtub

with her arms out like Moses

and this one's up on the sink

trying his hardest not to get wet.

And he just looks at me
with this serious face

and goes, "Evie wanted to
know what would happen."

Gets funnier every time, Mama.

- How old were they?
- Five.

And they're lucky they made it to six.

That must have been fun to come home to.

Well, I was in prison.

Oh, yeah? Well, how
long were you there for?

Six years, 119 days.

They think you're kidding.

Oh, sorry, no. I really was.

Travis County Unit.

Go ahead.

- Go ahead and ask.
- What?

What I did. It's what
everybody wants to know.

- Oh, that's none of our business.
- What'd you do?

Huh.

Attempted murder.

What happened?

Well, didn't try hard enough.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear John ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Shit.

Evie. Evie. Evie.

Come back, Evie.

Evie, come back.

Evie, come on, baby.

Evie, come back, baby.

- I went away?
- Mm-hmm.

Um, she has epilepsy.

This doesn't happen unless
she forgets to take her meds.

Sorry. I-I ruined your cake.

No, no, no, no. It's... I burnt it anyway.

No.

The pie! They brought us a pie.

It's on the kitchen counter.
Will you run and get it?

Yep. Yeah, I'll grab it.

Do you have any more candles?

Uh... uh... let me check.

Babe, do we have any
more candles back there?

Whenever you need an extra pair of hands,

you just bring this beautiful thing over.

You'll be sorry you said that.

Thank you.

Thank you so much for having us.

Thank you for stopping by.

I'm looking forward to getting
to know you better, Kevin.

Yeah, me, too.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Uh, see you later.

Jesus.

Don't open it till I'm gone, okay?

Uh, why not?

Because it's the greatest
present you ever got

and I don't want you to make a scene.

Happy birthday, Daddy.

- Back by 11:00.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's go, let's go.

- Bye, sweetheart.
- Bye.

Seat belt.

Let's go.

John! John, wake up!

Holy... oh! Come on!

Let's go.

Give me your hand.

Come on, come on. Watch out.

Michael!

Over here.

Stay in the doorway.

Evie!

Where is she?

Hey, it's Evie. I'm ignoring you,

but I appreciate your persistence.

Hey, it's 3:00 in the morning.

Call us right now.

- Now, did you text her?
- She's not responding.

Just call us, Evangeline.

We need to know where you are.

Hey. John Murphy.

Is Evie there with Taylor?

Taylor didn't come home either.

Hello?

No, Mr. Trousdale. Violet's not here.

Yes, sir. Thanks.

- You sure?
- They swim out there sometimes.

- I don't know if they go out at night.
- You come with me.

You stay here in case she comes back.

She's never done this before.

She'll come home.

Let's go.

Hey, it's Evie. I'm ignoring you,

but I appreciate your persistence.

Dad!

The water's gone.

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Evie.

Evie!

Evie!

Evie!

Evie!

Evie!