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Leon St. James
for Anaconda Malt Liquor.
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With the delectable combination
of the finest barleys and hops...
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...it's the only malt liquor...
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...that carries the seal of excellence
from Uncle Sam himself.
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And when you pop the top,
the panties drop.
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Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor?
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The only malt liquor to be approved
by the United States government?
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That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor.
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Anaconda Malt Liquor,
brewed in Piedmont, Georgia.
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Gentlemen, every one of you
are the most respected men...
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Doing business with me,
you'll find you'll be protected...
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...and you will be supplied
with as much as you can distribute.
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However, one of us here
is not who he appears to be.
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Come on, you jive turkeys.
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What kind of rundown is this?
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Look, man...
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...I gotta get back to the streets
where I come from, sucker.
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Hold it.
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I told you jive chumps,
I ain't no snitch.
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Who said you were?
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He's dead.
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My God, men.
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Do you know what this means?
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Do you know whose brother...?
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This ghetto is gonna be turned
upside-down, I tell you, upside-down.
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The streets are gonna run crimson
with the blood of the men...
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...responsible
for his brother's death.
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Man I am speaking of
is a veritable one-man army.
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And if you get on his bad side,
brother, you're done for.
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It's only a matter of time
before he finds out...
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...and when he does,
no matter where he is...
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...get ready, gentlemen,
because hell's a-coming.
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Coming, coming, coming.
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Black Dynamite,
that was the best loving I ever had.
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Me too.
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That goes triple for me.
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Mama, you're gonna waske up
the rest of the bitches.
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I wanna tell you a story
about a friend I've had.
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He's a mean motherfucker
and he's super bad.
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So grab on to your seats
and hang on tight...
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...while I tell you a story
about Black Dynamite.
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Yeah?
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Dynamite, baby,
Nipsy still ain't paid up.
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Solid. I'm on it, Bee.
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Who's there?
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I'm looking for Nipsy.
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There's no Nipsy here.
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Now, I'm gonna ask you
one more time.
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Where's Nipsy?
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Here I am, sucker.
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Honeybee,
what's happening, baby?
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Black Dynamite.
What did you do to Nipsy?
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Now, word on the street
is that he's gonna be in traction.
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You know me. I just talked to him.
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Thank you, Black Dynamite.
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I'm so happy.
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Hey, they mess with you, Mama,
they're messing with me.
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Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you
for taking care of us girls...
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...while we was down and out
and didn't have no pimp.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake
for two days...
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...and he ain't been by here
with your money.
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- And...
- I knew I forgot something.
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Tiny.
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Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk.
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Tell him the rest by Wednesday
or I'll make him stick himself.
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I'm sorry. Go on, Bee.
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They replaced the chain on your
nunchucks and oiled the bearings.
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They're sitting there on your desk,
next to the dry cleaning.
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All right. What's wrong, Honeybee?
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I've known you too long.
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Now, if something's bothering you,
why don't you lay it on me?
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Black Dynamite,
I got to go to the hospital.
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It's my little nephew, Bucky.
He OD'd.
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Where is Bucky
and what has he had?
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It's that new drug on the street.
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All the kids are falling prey to it.
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What we gonna do,
Black Dynamite?
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I know what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna fight.
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The only way I know how.
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Ever since I was a boy,
all I knew was how to fight.
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Fight, fight, fight.
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And when I got tired,
I would fight some more.
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And now that the Man
has got our backs to the wall...
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...I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids.
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I'm gonna take him down.
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I'm gonna take them all down.
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Who the hell is interrupting
my kung fu?
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- Who the hell is this?
- Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy.
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How many times
I told you not to call here...
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...and interrupt my kung fu?
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It's bad news, Dynamite.
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It's your only brother, Jimmy.
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He's dead, Dynamite.
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Jimmy's dead.
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Scram.
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I said split.
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Shake the scene, you turkeys.
Get out of my house.
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I'll see you all tomorrow.
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How did it happen, Aunt Billy?
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They found him shot full of holes
in an old shipping yard.
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Dead as a dog.
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Said he had drugs on him.
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I guess he was still on that stuff.
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Now, I thought you promised
your mama on her deathbed...
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...you wass gonna get him
off that stuff, Black Dynamite.
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Whoever did this is gonna pay.
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I can promise you that.
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Well, I hope it ain't like
when you promised your mama...
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...you wass gonna get him
off of that stuff...
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...for the rest of his natural life...
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Black Dynamite,
I want you to promise me...
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...that you'll look after your brother...
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...and make sure
he doesn't end up on drugs...
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...or dead.
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I promise.
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Jimmy, I am 18-year-old
Black Dynamite...
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...and you are my 16... year-old
kid brother...
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...and you are high
as a kite yet again.
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Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy?
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Who?
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Your mama would turn over
in her grave...
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...if she were here to see this.
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She loved Jimmy with all her heart.
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You promised your mama
on her deathbed...
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...that you would look after Jimmy.
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Now he's dead.
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I scoured the crime scene
like you told me to.
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Dig what I found.
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Now, this is some heavy shit.
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Freeze, turkeys.
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I see you haven't lost your touch,
B.D.
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O'Leary?
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The old "pie on the windowsill" trick.
I can't believe I fell for that.
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That was the same trap you used
in Nam to save my ass.
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B.D. Took our fatigues
and put them on two dead gooks.
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I remember we circled back
and turned the tables.
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I guess you forgot about the time
you and Bravo company...
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...left my black ass for dead, huh?
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But I remember.
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I remember everything.
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I remember Vietnam
like it was yesterday.
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I remember that village
in Tainan that we cut down.
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It was a massacre.
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All the dead Chinamen
we left in our tracks.
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I remember the faces, the children.
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This one child I'll never forget.
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Poor little bastard was still alive.
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His little Chinese legs
were blown clean off.
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Still see his little shins and feet...
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...hanging from the ceiling fan
across the hut.
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He was charred from his head down
to his little Chinese knees.
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He tried to get up...
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...but he fell over when what wass left
of his right leg broke off.
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As he laid there flat on his face...
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...he looked up at me.
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His little Chinese eyes
burned right into my stomach...
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...deep into my soul.
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He said something to me
in Chinese, like:
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Sounds like some cartoon shit...
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...but I understood it to be a question
that he was asking me.
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And I don't have to know
how to speak Chinese...
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...to know what that question was.
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"Why, Black Dynamite?
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Why?"
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We're a long way from Nam.
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Look at this place.
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It must have an eight-track player
in every room.
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What's going on today
is a smack problem of epic proportion.
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Corruption is running rampant
and we don't know who to trust.
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We need you, Black Dynamite,
now more than ever.
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I know I was the best CIA agent
that the CIA ever had...
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...but I thought I told you honkies
from the CIA...
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...that Black Dynamite
was out of the game.
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- You're never out of the game.
- I've known you for a long time.
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And there's something
that you're not telling me.
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Okay.
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We heard about your brother's death.
The last thing we need...
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...is you running through the streets
creating a river of blood.
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Tell me who did it
and I'll just leave a puddle.
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We don't know who killed Jimmy.
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But I do know this.
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You step out of line, friendship or not,
and I'm gonna take you down.
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In case you forgot,
when you left the agency...
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...you relinquished
your license to kill.
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Well, you do what you have to.
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Just don't get in my way.
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Come on, give it up
to Afroditey and the Moonchild.
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Give them a nice round of applause,
big round of applause, yeah.
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Black Dynamite,
you came to see me.
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Bitch, no, I gotta go rap a taste
with my man Horn...
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...but afterwards since I'm here,
maybe I'll throw you one right quick.
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Out of sight.
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I get off in 15 minutes.
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You're right about that, sugar.
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You're right about that.
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Bullhorn, can I get you anything?
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Yes. I would like some of that ass.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Man, who dare knock
when I'm planning to plant my...?
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Main man Black Dynamite.
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What it is, Bullhorn?
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What you want to eat, man?
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Sister Betty made some hog maws
and, man, she put her ankle in it.
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I ain't here for no food, Horn.
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Oh, man.
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I can dig it.
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Sugar, give us a minute.
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You know, man...
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...I'm really sorry to hear
about what happened to Jimmy.
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You know, me and you
been tight for a long time.
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- So you know if you need anything...
- Thanks, Horn.
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I need to know about the kind of cats
that Jimmy was running with.
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You know, he came around here
about a week ago...
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...with some cats
that I had never seen before.
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Man, I mean,
these cats looked mean.
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Meaner than two fat motherfuckers
wrestling over pork chops and greens.
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Can you dig it?
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Yeah. I can dig it.
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That little old half-a-player,
Cream Corn, was with them.
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You remember Cream Corn.
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So where is Cream Corn
these days?
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Yep, that's right.
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I'm running things.
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Cream Corn.
That's why they call me that.
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Smooth.
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I got my measure for your pleasure.
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Stick with me, baby,
I'll have you farting through silk.
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And let a nigga mess with me.
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I'll jump on him,
all 93 pounds of pure dynamite...
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Let me catch my breath,
Black Dynamite.
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Shut up, sucker. I need answers.
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I wanna know who the cats were
that Jimmy was hanging with.
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Man, I don't know nothing
but nothing.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Their leader's name
is Chicago Wind.
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They hang out at a place
called the Hip Pocket on Crenshaw.
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Now, get me up.
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So you must be Black Dynamite.
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Cream Corn, you jive mother.
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Chicago Wind, I presume.
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Your presumption is correct, nigga.
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If you presume that I killed
your brother then you presume wrong.
245
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,911
Not that it means shit to me.
246
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:08,456
Either way, shit.
247
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,584
I wish I'd have killed
that nigga myself.
248
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,753
Somebody else beat me to it.
249
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,505
Is that so?
250
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,007
Well, Mr. Chicago Wind...
251
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,802
...what do you know about this?
252
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,682
Some heavy shit.
253
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,018
But dig.
254
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,523
Let me explain something to you,
supernigga.
255
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,525
I don't answer questions.
256
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,610
I ask them.
257
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,364
Even if I did know who killed
that brother of yours...
258
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,367
...what would make you think
I'm gonna tell you?
259
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:49,330
Get your black ass out of my joint...
260
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,707
...before we beat you
like a rented mule.
261
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,132
That's right, you jive-ass punk.
262
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,135
Don't be coming to the Hip Pocket
talking that shit, you dig?
263
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,596
That's right, nigga.
Don't ever, ever come ba...
264
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,307
Go catch Chicago Wind
before he disappears.
265
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,310
I'll take care
of this gorilla-eating goon here.
266
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:43,236
Oh, you's a corn-fed fool
with a lot of muscle mass.
267
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:48,491
But it's time for Bullhorn
to get up in that ass.
268
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,498
Motherfucker.
269
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:05,174
Let everybody know
and suckers be warned...
270
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:10,096
...that this is the outcome
when you mess with Bullhorn.
271
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,858
Try to catch me now, sucker.
272
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,869
Motherfucker.
273
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:43,879
Now you know why they call me
Chicago Wind, fool.
274
00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:48,092
Because I left your ass
blowing in the breeze.
275
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,928
Man, don't you ever, ever...
276
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:05,109
That black son of a bitch,
he killed my best dealer.
277
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:11,490
I want Black Dynamite dead,
and I wasnt him dead now.
278
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:14,493
Before you support
any of these candidates...
279
00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:17,997
...find out if they're going to rid
our communities...
280
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,458
...of the hustlers and pushers.
281
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,961
Or are they gonna destroy all
the programs that help our children...
282
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:29,091
...and give their corporate friends
free reign to exploit our community...
283
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,509
...like Congressman James.
284
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,845
Watch me turn this shit around.
285
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,597
Power to the people.
286
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:39,018
With all due respect
to the young sister here...
287
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,853
...you all know me.
288
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:42,104
Yes.
289
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:43,856
Now, young lady...
290
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:47,610
...these fine folks
don't need to be misled.
291
00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:49,820
All they want is a little bit of bread.
292
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:54,867
And you can't just stick it
to the Man.
293
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,328
You also
got to have yourself a plan.
294
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:04,210
Now, we got to take this
from the jukebox to the ballot box.
295
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:09,131
We got to go from the poor house
to the White House.
296
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,051
Instead of maligning me...
297
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:16,722
...let's take this land
from sea to shining sea.
298
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,475
Keep the faith, brothers and sisters.
299
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,403
Say, Mama, you're gonna have
to work on your delivery...
300
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,822
...if you wanna take on
Congressman James.
301
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:36,325
The shame is, half these people
don't know what y'all talking about...
302
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:39,120
...but at least they can put his
to a beat.
303
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,539
So, what do you do
to make a difference?
304
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,375
Do you march? Do you vote?
305
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,793
Oh, let me guess.
306
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,586
You're one of Tom Slick brothers...
307
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,673
...think you can get by on good looks,
a wink and a smile, huh?
308
00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,842
I don't know about Tom Slick.
309
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,593
But thank you for the compliments.
310
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,637
That's not what I meant.
311
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,764
Not that I think
that you have good look...
312
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,559
I mean, you know these guys
with their...
313
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:04,854
- Winks and smiles.
- Yeah.
314
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,691
What about the smile?
315
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,360
I am smiling.
316
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,763
Right on, right on.
317
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,190
Excuse me, brothers.
318
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,484
The militants turn, startled.
319
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,693
This is private.
320
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,570
How'd you get in here?
321
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,238
I walked in.
322
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:59,074
So you one of them
sneaky brothers, huh?
323
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:01,327
Or maybe you an undercover pig.
324
00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:03,996
Or maybe you just a federal hit man.
325
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:07,166
If I was,
you cats would already be dead.
326
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,252
Now, let me speak
to the man in charge.
327
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:13,088
Sarcastically, I'm in charge.
328
00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,757
Right on.
329
00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:16,842
If you were in charge...
330
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,762
...the people might as well surrender
to whitey right now...
331
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:22,598
...because your survival skills
ain't worth a damn.
332
00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,892
Black Dynamite.
333
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:28,270
It has been a long time, my brother.
334
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,606
What it is, Saheed?
335
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:33,317
You know this Uncle Tom?
336
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,110
Listen, sucker.
337
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,821
I'm blacker than the ace of spades
and more militant...
338
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,699
...than you and your whole damn army
put together.
339
00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,201
And while you're out there...
340
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,787
...chanting at rallies
and browbeating politicians...
341
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,498
...I'm taking out any money
front sucker on a humble...
342
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,749
...that gets in my way.
343
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,626
So I'll tell you what.
344
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:54,088
When your so-called revolution starts,
you call me...
345
00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:57,007
...and I'll be right down front
showing you how it's done...
346
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,468
...but until then,
you need to shut the fuck up...
347
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:01,345
...when grown folks is talking.
348
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,977
I'm sorry.
349
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:12,439
Yeah, we heard about
what went down at the Hip Pocket.
350
00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:14,650
That was righteous.
351
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,860
That was personal, brother.
352
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:21,365
Personal or not, you saved
a lot of brothers and sisters.
353
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:25,035
You need our help, we're here.
354
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,413
I can dig it.
355
00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:31,750
What can you tell me about this?
356
00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,253
Yeah.
357
00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:39,466
I ain't seen one of these in a while.
358
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,513
I was gonna fuck him up.
359
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,779
There it is.
360
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:02,990
AR-48.
361
00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,034
I wish we could get
some shit like this.
362
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:08,829
That round will go through
a bulletproof vest like it was a pillow.
363
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,373
Any idea who would have it?
364
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:14,960
Whoever it is,
he must work for the Man...
365
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:18,922
...because that right there
is strictly government issue.
366
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,313
You mind telling me
how this was found...
367
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,649
...at the scene
of my brother's death?
368
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,950
Okay, Black Dynamite.
369
00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:49,119
Want me to level with you?
370
00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:51,914
Your brother Jimmy
wasn't a two-bit drug dealer.
371
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,083
- He was one of us.
- What?
372
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,418
He was working undercover.
373
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,921
And he wanted to be just like you.
374
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:07,096
Jimmy, why didn't you tell me?
375
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,059
Vincent Rafelli.
376
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:14,645
Don of the Carbozi family.
377
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,273
Heads up a shipping company.
378
00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:20,818
We believe he's distributing dope.
379
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,445
Jimmy felt that the don
and Congressman James...
380
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,572
...had something up their sleeve.
381
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:27,783
He didn't quite know what it was.
382
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,952
He died trying to find out.
383
00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:34,081
So I don't need to tell you
the importance of this mission.
384
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:36,166
But I just have one question.
385
00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:38,711
Are you in or are you out?
386
00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:42,172
Because God knows
you're the only one we can trust.
387
00:30:45,468 --> 00:30:47,052
I'm in.
388
00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:50,389
Good.
389
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:54,143
I had a feeling
you were gonna say that.
390
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:55,936
Hope you don't mind.
391
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,647
I took the liberty
of reinstating your license to kill.
392
00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:05,154
You're gonna need this.
393
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,704
Black Dynamite's looking for us.
394
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,372
You said you would handle it.
395
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:19,835
I'm bringing in
the heavy hitters now.
396
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:27,009
Somebody broke into
my dead brother Jimmy's apartment.
397
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,774
Breathe deeply, baby.
398
00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:26,610
Daddy, you make my heart beat.
399
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:30,197
Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that.
400
00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,407
But I think
you're running a temperature.
401
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:37,037
Let me see if I can find
a thermometer for you.
402
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,666
What the...?
403
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:45,462
I told you urine sample,
Nurse Jenny.
404
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:47,589
Black Dynamite.
405
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,259
I mean, really.
406
00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:52,344
You sent her in here
with them titties.
407
00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,137
What did you expect?
408
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:55,681
How's my x-ray?
409
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,266
Well, no fragments.
410
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:58,892
In and out.
411
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,769
You're lucky, Black Dynamite.
412
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:02,938
Three inches to the left...
413
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,607
...and we wouldn't even be having
this conversation.
414
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:08,694
Three inches to the right,
it would've missed my black ass.
415
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,446
Well, you need a new line of work.
416
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,866
This is the second time this year.
417
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,952
I know, I know.
418
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,955
Why do I bother?
There's no helping you.
419
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:22,958
No, doc, you help me just fine.
420
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,293
See you next time.
421
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,550
You hang in there, Leon.
You hear me?
422
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:45,105
Hey, Mama, what's going down?
That your kid in there?
423
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:46,732
No.
424
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,483
Nephew? Cousin?
425
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:50,110
I said no.
426
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,404
No relation, he...
427
00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:55,490
He happens to be one of the kids
at the orphanage where I work.
428
00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:58,201
He overdosed on smack.
Third one this month.
429
00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:00,996
And why?
What does it matter to you anyway?
430
00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:03,498
Whoa, Mama, just trying to help.
431
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,293
Oh, I don't need your kind of help.
432
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:09,254
Men like you only help
when there's something in it for them.
433
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,672
They can't be bothered.
434
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,968
Too busy chasing their chicks
and their bread and their fancy car.
435
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,345
No, Mr. Black Dynamite.
436
00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:19,681
The only help you know
is how to help yourself.
437
00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:22,225
Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me.
438
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:24,019
It's about that kid in there.
439
00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:25,771
Now do you really want help...
440
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:29,608
...or are you just trying to prove to the
world you can do it all on your own?
441
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,276
Mama always said:
442
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:34,237
"A helping hand is a helping hand,
clean or dirty."
443
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:37,199
Guess my hands
ain't clean enough for you.
444
00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:41,578
Wait.
445
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:46,249
These politicians don't give a damn.
446
00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:49,252
I mean, look, look at these ads.
447
00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,965
Congressman James
made promises to the people.
448
00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:55,342
Then he took away
his drug-awareness programs...
449
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:58,387
...and allowed his bedfellows
to sell crap to the kids.
450
00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,222
He even invested in these products.
451
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,641
Now the dope is everywhere.
It's even...
452
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,267
It's even in the orphanage.
453
00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:07,646
Not the orphanage.
454
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,775
I used to be an orphan.
455
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,153
You ain't got no mommy
and you ain't got no daddy.
456
00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:16,405
You're an orphan.
457
00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:20,617
Orphan, orphan, orphan.
458
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,415
No, not the orphans.
459
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,503
I think I need
to show you something.
460
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:36,425
We've been trying
to reach these children.
461
00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:39,928
But this new smack on the street
is proving too much of a match for us.
462
00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:43,765
The worst thing
about these pushers...
463
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:46,476
...getting these children
addicted to this new smack...
464
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:50,731
...is that these children are orphans,
and orphans don't have parents.
465
00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,609
Ain't nothing in the world
get Black Dynamite more mad...
466
00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:57,362
...than some jive-ass sucker
dealing smack to the kids.
467
00:35:58,114 --> 00:35:59,698
Bobby, stop it.
468
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,908
You'll kick soon.
469
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,330
You dealing, brother?
470
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,166
I need my smack, I need it now.
471
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:13,462
Put a few of these honeys on the street
and I'll get you your bread, partner.
472
00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:17,424
I refuse to let this happen to you,
little man.
473
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:20,469
I will shake this poisonous shit
out of your smacked-up body...
474
00:36:20,636 --> 00:36:21,678
...if I have to.
475
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:25,140
Black Dynamite, stop.
We've tried that, nothing works.
476
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:30,062
I can't look at these kids no more.
477
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,068
This orphanage used to be alive
with laughter, kids playing.
478
00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:37,694
Now look at it, it's sickening.
479
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,864
Whoever's responsible is gonna pay,
if it's the last thing I do.
480
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,949
Black Dynamite,
I wish it was that simple.
481
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:45,160
But this is much bigger
than you and me.
482
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:46,328
Hey, Little Mama.
483
00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:49,164
It may be bigger than you
and it may be bigger than me.
484
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,792
But it ain't bigger than you and me.
Can you dig it?
485
00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,168
I think so.
486
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,337
I gotta split.
487
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,255
You need me to drop you off
somewhere?
488
00:36:57,423 --> 00:37:00,050
No, I think I'm gonna go down
the street and grab a bite.
489
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,843
I'll drive you.
490
00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,021
Thanks for the ride.
491
00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:30,789
Can I get some hot sauce
for my donut?
492
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,040
Excuse me, lady.
493
00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:41,800
- Oh, my God.
- What is it? What is going on?
494
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,802
How did you know?
495
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:47,722
Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.
496
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:13,206
Damn.
497
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:29,472
Sorry, Roscoe.
498
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,433
It's cool, man.
499
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:34,769
Chili and donuts ain't working out
for me no how.
500
00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:36,646
Maybe it's time for a change.
501
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:40,442
What have you gotten me into?
502
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,319
It wasn't me they were after, sugar.
503
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:45,947
You must have pissed off some people
in some pretty high places.
504
00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:49,534
I'm gonna take you somewhere
you'll be safe.
505
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:53,205
Black Dynamite,
you ain't got to worry about Gloria.
506
00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,457
She gonna be safe up in here.
507
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:58,627
I been keeping the girls up
on their kung fu like you told me to.
508
00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:03,632
Now, they find her up in here,
we will fricassee they honky asses.
509
00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:07,677
You sure about this?
Maybe we should call the police.
510
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:10,889
No, Mama. You can bet
your sweet ass and half a titty...
511
00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:14,726
...whoever put that hit on you, already
got the cops in their back pocket.
512
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:16,770
You be cool, Mama.
513
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:19,147
Bee here will keep you tight
and out of sight.
514
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:22,984
I'm gonna shake the tree
from the roots and rake up the fruits...
515
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:26,780
...rip it up out the ground,
find out what's going down.
516
00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:29,574
Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama,
because tonight...
517
00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:32,494
Dynamite's gonna make
everything all right.
518
00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,412
Euphoria, shut up.
I know that was you.
519
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:35,664
I ain't even gotta look.
520
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:38,833
I should send you to Crenshaw Pete
with his hot-ass coat hangers.
521
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,418
Would you like that?
522
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,808
Black Dynamite,
I know that we just met...
523
00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:57,352
...but somehow I feel
that I can trust you.
524
00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,772
I'll be here waiting
till you come to get me.
525
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,610
Thank you for saving my life.
526
00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,405
You be cool, Little Mama.
527
00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:11,032
I'll be back before too long.
528
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:28,925
Order, order, order.
529
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,760
Order, nigga.
530
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:36,683
The game is at an all-time low.
531
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:42,063
Never in the history of the game
has there been such devastation.
532
00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,273
- That's right.
- Yeah.
533
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,943
Tricks running low,
cops pushing harder than ever.
534
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,153
- Yeah.
- That's right.
535
00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,155
These little bitches just running wild.
536
00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:53,742
I thought we had
these poop-butt pigs paid off.
537
00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:55,118
- Come to find out.
- Yeah.
538
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,829
They trapping my ho's
every time they hit the track.
539
00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:02,334
I'm spending more bail money
than I'm getting tail money.
540
00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:04,919
Yeah, yeah.
I can dig it, Chocolate, I can dig it.
541
00:41:05,087 --> 00:41:07,797
Come on, this has been
my worst physical year ever.
542
00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:09,507
Fiscal, nigga. With a F. Fiscal.
543
00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:13,553
Well, it's been the worst one ever.
I can't even afford to get my hair fixed.
544
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,430
Sounds like you're assed out.
545
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:16,890
You know what they say.
546
00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:18,767
The bitch won't sell her ass.
547
00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:21,269
- A pimp will.
- Will.
548
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:22,604
Shut up, Tasty.
549
00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:26,232
I turned you onto the game...
550
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,777
...when you nothing
but a little jailhouse tramp.
551
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:32,947
Now, listen up.
552
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,661
Pimping has been around
since the world started turning.
553
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:42,791
And it's going to keep right on
turning right along with it...
554
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:47,629
...until this little planet
rotates off its axis...
555
00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:54,052
...as a result of its core overheating
and explodes into cosmic dust.
556
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:55,387
Damn.
557
00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:57,514
- Can you dig it?
- It's done, brother.
558
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,140
You know what I'm saying?
559
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,810
Now look here.
These times, they come and they go.
560
00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:04,354
- Right.
- And if you live long enough...
561
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,107
...you'll be around
to see them come again.
562
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:13,154
But what we need to do
is we need to collectivize.
563
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,156
- Yeah.
- Right on, right on.
564
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,950
Now, look here.
565
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,119
Listen.
566
00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:22,580
Stop all the bullshit and take a vote.
567
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,667
Yes, O.
568
00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:28,837
All in favor, raise your hand.
569
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:31,172
Kotex?
570
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:34,467
- Mo Bitches?
- I can dig it, baby.
571
00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:35,969
Chocolate Giddy-Up?
572
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:38,513
Chocolate Giddy-Up.
573
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,181
Crenshaw Pete?
574
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:43,017
Captain Kangaroo Pimp?
575
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,730
- Willie?
- I'm with you.
576
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:51,526
Nigga, even if they don't
knock the broads...
577
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:56,322
...there ain't enough tricks
to go around.
578
00:42:58,033 --> 00:42:59,617
Now, look here.
579
00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:02,162
I don't know about the rest of y'all.
580
00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:04,873
But it looks like I have
to keep selling heroin...
581
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,249
...just to make ends meet.
582
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,543
Then you'll have
a much bigger problem.
583
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,253
Black Dynamite.
584
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,172
What's happening, baby?
585
00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:13,506
What it is, Big O?
586
00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:17,051
To what do we owe this pleasure?
587
00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:20,221
I just got one thing to lay on you cats
and then I'll split.
588
00:43:20,389 --> 00:43:22,056
That I'm declaring war...
589
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:25,059
...on anybody who sells drugs
in our community.
590
00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:29,481
But, Black Dynamite,
I sell drugs to the community.
591
00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:32,942
Well, be that as it may,
if I catch you...
592
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:35,236
...I will not consider you
a brother or friend.
593
00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:36,905
Now, can you dig it?
594
00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:39,282
Hell no, nigga.
595
00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:42,452
I can't dig it.
596
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:45,497
- Now who you supposed to be?
- That's Black Dynamite.
597
00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:47,582
I ain't ask you, nigga. Shut up.
598
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,084
I'm gonna tell you like this.
599
00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:53,922
I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do.
600
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,926
- Yeah.
- Well, the choice is yours, brother.
601
00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:00,053
But if me and my people
catch you...
602
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:02,889
...you're gonna have
a lot more to deal with.
603
00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:05,475
- Good evening, gentlemen.
- Goodbye, Black Dynamite.
604
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,353
Will you stop that?
605
00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,319
Hold it right there.
606
00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:18,696
It's me, Black Dynamite.
607
00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:21,449
- What the hell do you wasnt?
- I wanna help you.
608
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:22,784
Why should I trust you...
609
00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:25,203
...after you dropped dime on me
to Chicago Wind?
610
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,414
Because your brother Jimmy
saved my life.
611
00:44:28,582 --> 00:44:31,125
I was supposed to be with him
the night he got killed.
612
00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:34,837
But he called me
and told me to stay at home.
613
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,548
I guess I owe him one.
614
00:44:40,302 --> 00:44:42,929
I'll need a list
of names and locations.
615
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,138
Ain't no thing.
616
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:47,100
Man, everything is gonna be okay.
617
00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:48,643
Bullhorn...
618
00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:52,480
...Cream Corn here says he can
help us find the cats we're looking for.
619
00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:54,399
Now, what do you think?
620
00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:57,986
Man,
I think we should put our ankles in it.
621
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:20,068
They broke into my home.
622
00:46:20,235 --> 00:46:22,737
They got the ledger.
623
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:24,906
They got the manifest,
they got everything.
624
00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:27,033
Everything.
Names, dates, schedules.
625
00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:28,660
We even got the shipping routes.
626
00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:30,536
They won't be able to take a shit...
627
00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:32,580
...without us knowing
when or what color.
628
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:35,416
We cleaned up the streets
and gave them back to the people.
629
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:39,629
Once again, making them a pleasant
place to take an afternoon stroll.
630
00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:46,761
Extra, extra. Hot off the presses.
631
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:49,430
Black Dynamite
cleans up the street.
632
00:46:50,724 --> 00:46:52,934
It's unbelievable, Black Dynamite.
633
00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:55,103
Everyone looks so happy...
634
00:46:55,270 --> 00:46:56,854
...and it's all thanks to you.
635
00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:59,190
I'd like to take the credit
but dig, Mama.
636
00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:02,443
There's no I in "revolut..." In "team."
637
00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:05,947
Look, I'm know I'm gonna be rusty,
but I have to try.
638
00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,701
Hi, girls. What is your name?
639
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,953
I'm Shawanda,
and her name's Brikwilla.
640
00:47:12,121 --> 00:47:13,329
Those are beautiful names.
641
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:16,290
I'm Gloria
and this is Black Dynamite.
642
00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:19,293
My mama said
my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
643
00:47:20,045 --> 00:47:21,629
So did my mama.
644
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,882
Hush up, little girls.
645
00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,343
A lot of cats have that name.
646
00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:13,639
Well, that was amazing.
647
00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:16,684
Thank you
for a beautiful day and night.
648
00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:23,691
But I think I should be going.
649
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,944
I think you'll be safer
if you stay here tonight.
650
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,906
Oh, you do, do you?
651
00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:33,034
I hope you don't think you're
gonna get any of this cookie.
652
00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:35,369
Because if I offered you
some of this cookie...
653
00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:37,038
...this cookie might kill you.
654
00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:39,957
Don't think because
we've been frolicking in the park...
655
00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:42,001
...you got this closed
because it takes...
656
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,544
Yeah, yeah, Mama.
657
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:47,924
You can hit the sheets or the streets.
It don't make me no never mind.
658
00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:50,384
That's your bag, baby.
You can go or you can come.
659
00:48:50,552 --> 00:48:51,844
Can you dig it?
660
00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:07,128
Yeah.
661
00:50:07,296 --> 00:50:08,337
Black Dynamite.
662
00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,423
We read the ledger
and it just don't stop.
663
00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:14,594
There's a trail of paper
that leads all the way to the top.
664
00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:16,387
A big shipment is coming to town...
665
00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:19,181
...and it's right there
where that cracker wrote it down.
666
00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:21,934
Now, we don't know the whens,
but we do know the wheres.
667
00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:25,813
And however the fuck the whats,
we'll sure enough be there.
668
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,694
Looks like he's got two warehouses.
669
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:35,197
One big one,
and one smaller one here.
670
00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:38,993
We break into the two units,
we hit the smaller one first...
671
00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:41,621
...then we scale the fence,
enter from the south...
672
00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:45,166
...use an acetylene blowtorch to
breech the warehouse from the back.
673
00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:47,168
That way we avoid the guards.
674
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:50,713
Man, them honkies gonna be running
for cover when us brothers get...
675
00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:53,299
Get... Get...
676
00:50:57,930 --> 00:50:58,971
The torch is an issue.
677
00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:01,515
We won't be able to get
an acetylene torch in time.
678
00:51:01,683 --> 00:51:03,476
Think again, brother.
679
00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:05,853
You know somebody that's got one?
680
00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:08,481
I know just the cat.
681
00:52:06,581 --> 00:52:08,916
All right, snowflake.
Where's the dope?
682
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,127
Up yours, coon.
683
00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:15,464
It's right over there
in the body bags, jeez.
684
00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:24,015
So how much dope
is in the big warehouse?
685
00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:30,021
They're gonna kill me anyway.
I'm not gonna tell you nothing, coon.
686
00:52:31,773 --> 00:52:34,942
Dynamite, I got something
that will make him talk.
687
00:52:39,781 --> 00:52:42,908
I ain't gonna tell you nothing.
688
00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:46,620
Operation Code Kansas.
Can't stop it, too late.
689
00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:50,166
Operation Code Kansas
gonna fix all the niggas.
690
00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:56,630
Yeah, you won't be so big
and so bad anymore...
691
00:52:56,798 --> 00:53:00,009
...because Kansas gonna fix you.
692
00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:02,678
Just the niggas.
693
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,389
Just the nig...
694
00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:11,979
Damn, Smoke.
695
00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:14,190
I think you gave him
too much of that shit.
696
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:17,234
How long till it wears off?
697
00:53:30,832 --> 00:53:31,916
It's malt liquor?
698
00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:36,003
It's that new Anaconda Malt Liquor
from the billboards.
699
00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,214
It's supposed to give you:
700
00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:45,179
Tastes good too.
701
00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:46,972
I know the drugs
are here somewhere.
702
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:50,142
We're gonna check every crate
until we find it.
703
00:53:55,857 --> 00:53:57,483
I can't believe it, fellas.
704
00:53:57,651 --> 00:54:00,820
That entire shipment
was just malt liquor.
705
00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:02,530
Don't beat yourself up, Dynamite.
706
00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:05,491
We still kept the 50 keys
we found in that first warehouse...
707
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:07,159
...from getting on the streets.
708
00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:09,912
I'm gonna go home
and drink the rest of this, man.
709
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,207
Y'all should've grabbed some
of this shit. This shit is incredible.
710
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:20,714
I tell you, brothers,
it just don't make no damn sense.
711
00:54:20,882 --> 00:54:23,717
The manifest, the shipping log,
the ledgers.
712
00:54:23,885 --> 00:54:26,720
All records are consistent
with that damned beer shipment.
713
00:54:26,888 --> 00:54:30,224
If anything else was in there,
it would have to weigh something.
714
00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:32,643
They got it out before we got there.
715
00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:33,894
No.
716
00:54:34,062 --> 00:54:37,064
Why would they have guards there
if they got the drugs out?
717
00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:39,400
No, them crackers
was protecting something.
718
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:43,154
B.D., we checked every single crate,
every stinking bottle.
719
00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:45,239
Man, I'm with you, Dynamite.
720
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:47,575
That babbling cracker
knew something.
721
00:54:47,742 --> 00:54:51,036
What that guard said,
I keep running through my head.
722
00:54:51,329 --> 00:54:53,205
Code Kansas.
723
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:55,791
"You people
won't be so big anymore."
724
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:57,751
Code Kansas.
725
00:54:57,919 --> 00:54:59,753
It just don't make no damn sense.
726
00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:01,255
Hey, sweet thing.
727
00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:04,425
What don't make no sense is
the service around this motherfucker.
728
00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:06,093
Bitch, do you see us?
729
00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:09,638
I'd like two sausage links,
two sausage patties...
730
00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:12,349
...two hot dogs,
split down the middle twice, okay?
731
00:55:12,517 --> 00:55:14,059
Baloney, fry that up into a dome.
732
00:55:14,227 --> 00:55:16,937
Slice that,
take a spatula, smush fry it.
733
00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:18,439
And one waffle, please.
734
00:55:18,607 --> 00:55:19,940
I can get your waffle...
735
00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:22,359
...but all we got
is the chicken from last night.
736
00:55:22,527 --> 00:55:25,321
Now, I can bring you some of that
if you wasnt some meat.
737
00:55:26,448 --> 00:55:28,157
Chicken and waffles?
738
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:29,825
That's it.
739
00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:34,455
Take it easy, brother.
It ain't her fault.
740
00:55:34,664 --> 00:55:36,665
Sorry, sister,
we all just a little uptight.
741
00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:39,251
But if you bring us
some of them good-ass waffles...
742
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:41,462
...everything will be all right.
743
00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:44,965
Man, you guys
ain't had no waffles like these.
744
00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:47,134
These waffles are so good...
745
00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:49,386
...they're like they come
from down South.
746
00:55:49,554 --> 00:55:51,972
These buttery motherfuckers
will melt in your mouth.
747
00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:54,975
- Man, you ain't had no waffles...
- Wait.
748
00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:58,604
Bullhorn, what did you just say?
749
00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,940
You said:
750
00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,859
"Melts in your mouth."
751
00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,112
Quick.
752
00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:09,657
What else melts in your mouth?
753
00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:12,701
- M&M's.
- Exactly.
754
00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:15,496
And not in your hands.
755
00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:18,791
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
756
00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:20,334
And who makes M&M's?
757
00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:22,711
Mars Candy Company makes it.
758
00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:24,255
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's right.
759
00:56:24,422 --> 00:56:27,174
And Mars is also...
760
00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:31,178
- The Roman god of war.
- That's what I'm telling you.
761
00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:33,973
Who is the Greek god of war?
762
00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:35,766
- Ares.
- Right on.
763
00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:40,896
Now, you take Mars
and spell it backwards, drop the S.
764
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:42,815
- What is it? What did you get?
- R...
765
00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,358
Ram. That's right.
766
00:56:44,526 --> 00:56:48,862
And ram is the zodialogical sign
for Aries.
767
00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,531
- Now dig.
- That right.
768
00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:54,368
- Ares's half sister is Athena.
- Now you're getting it.
769
00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:57,288
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Athena, Athens.
770
00:56:57,455 --> 00:57:00,374
Which is the capital of Greece.
771
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,834
And as we all know...
772
00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:05,296
...zodialogical astronomy
was created by the Greeks in...
773
00:57:05,463 --> 00:57:07,840
785 B.C.
774
00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:11,552
And 785 is the area code of Topeka.
Oh, my God.
775
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:15,806
785 is the area code
to Topeka, Kansas.
776
00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:18,058
Code Kansas.
777
00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:21,812
Now you take that,
spell it backwards and drop the S.
778
00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:24,898
Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah.
779
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,525
- Yes.
- Yeah.
780
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:27,776
And brothers...
781
00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:30,988
...who is the Greek demigod
of medicine...
782
00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:34,616
...who believed that snakes' tongues
had mystical healing powers?
783
00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:36,785
Aesculapius, of course.
784
00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:40,998
He had a staff with snakes
intertwining all around that bitch.
785
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:43,167
They called it Aesculapius's staff.
786
00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:46,045
It's a symbol the medical field uses
to this day.
787
00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:47,254
I've seen it.
788
00:57:47,422 --> 00:57:51,133
Now,
what legend involving snakes...
789
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:54,345
...is in both Greek and Roman
mythology?
790
00:57:54,512 --> 00:57:57,890
Now, come on.
It involves Aesculapius's own father.
791
00:57:58,058 --> 00:57:59,475
Apollo.
792
00:58:00,685 --> 00:58:01,977
Yeah. Thanks, lady.
793
00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:03,187
That's right.
794
00:58:03,355 --> 00:58:09,693
Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi
which was a big-ass snake.
795
00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:10,903
That's right.
796
00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:14,281
And what, brothers,
is the biggest snake in the world?
797
00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:17,284
The South American anaconda.
798
00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:21,789
- What she said.
- Anaconda Malt Liquor.
799
00:58:21,956 --> 00:58:25,626
And what is the slogan
for Anaconda Malt Liquor?
800
00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:27,544
"Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you..."
801
00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:29,671
Gives you what?
802
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,883
And who else is famous for:
803
00:58:33,426 --> 00:58:34,635
Little Richard.
804
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,345
- Who?
- Little Richard.
805
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:39,431
So, what they're really saying is...
806
00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:43,811
Anaconda Malt Liquor
gives you Little Richard.
807
00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:48,273
What is another word for Richard?
808
00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:54,113
- Gunsmoke. Come on, get up.
- Gunsmoke!
809
00:58:58,159 --> 00:58:59,243
Damn.
810
00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:03,330
Anaconda Malt Liquor
gives you a little dick.
811
00:59:10,088 --> 00:59:11,964
Should we kill him?
812
00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:16,093
Man, do you wasnt to live?
813
00:59:17,512 --> 00:59:19,680
I said, do you want to go on?
814
00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:33,527
Man, this time these crackers
have gone too far.
815
00:59:35,029 --> 00:59:37,364
- The warehouse.
- The warehouse.
816
00:59:40,869 --> 00:59:43,036
Freeze, you jive-time suckers.
817
00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:45,706
Who's in charge?
818
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:49,751
Brothers, make these honkies load
this dick-shrinking poison...
819
00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:52,963
...back into the warehouse
so we can burn this mother down.
820
00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:55,048
Waste them if they make a sound.
821
00:59:55,216 --> 00:59:57,843
I'm gonna go inside and find out
who's running this shit.
822
00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:02,055
- All right, men, move it.
- Come on, you heard him.
823
01:00:02,223 --> 01:00:03,932
Sucker, you drop it right there.
824
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:06,143
- O'Leary?
- That's right.
825
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,604
Go ahead, guys, I got this.
826
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:13,442
O'Leary, you son of a bitch.
I should have known it was you.
827
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:14,651
You should have.
828
01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:17,529
You were too busy
and trying to lay that orphan mama...
829
01:00:17,697 --> 01:00:19,740
...to not see
what was in front of your face.
830
01:00:19,908 --> 01:00:22,743
You diabolical
dick-shrinking motherfuckers.
831
01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:24,453
You were the leak all the time.
832
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,663
And I bet you were behind
Jimmy's death.
833
01:00:26,831 --> 01:00:28,582
Hey, man,
I was just following orders.
834
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,460
That's what a good soldier does,
follow orders, unlike you.
835
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,921
Everything's gotta be done
the Black Dynamite way.
836
01:00:34,088 --> 01:00:35,255
I gave the order on Jimmy.
837
01:00:35,423 --> 01:00:37,424
I gave it to James,
who gave it to the don.
838
01:00:37,592 --> 01:00:39,760
What good's it gonna do you now?
839
01:00:49,103 --> 01:00:52,272
The old birthday-candle trick
from Nam.
840
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,025
Just when you think it's out...
841
01:00:57,111 --> 01:01:00,614
O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you?
842
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:02,533
Yeah, who's this?
843
01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:33,772
Fellas, we going on a boat ride
to Kung Fu Island.
844
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,823
Hey, Black Dynamite,
there's the island.
845
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:55,210
Okay.
846
01:01:55,753 --> 01:01:57,838
Now, here's the plan.
847
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:04,678
Yeah.
848
01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:07,556
Okay, let's split up.
849
01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:30,829
He's here.
850
01:02:34,709 --> 01:02:35,876
We kicked their ass.
851
01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:38,211
Power to the people, brothers.
852
01:02:39,213 --> 01:02:40,714
This is it, brothers.
853
01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:44,551
- This is where we stick it to the Man.
- Yeah.
854
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:46,136
Now, let's go get that lab.
855
01:02:48,264 --> 01:02:49,723
All right, let's go.
856
01:02:51,809 --> 01:02:56,021
You know, when we get back home,
I'm gonna retire from the revolution.
857
01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:57,481
Start a family.
858
01:02:57,649 --> 01:02:59,066
Show this picture.
859
01:02:59,233 --> 01:03:00,400
That's Betty Jo.
860
01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:02,694
Yeah, right on, yeah.
861
01:03:02,862 --> 01:03:05,739
Buy a home in the country.
Raise our own fruits and vegetables.
862
01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:07,616
Bake our own bread,
know what I mean?
863
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,117
Bake our own...
864
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:14,414
Who saw that coming...?
Who saw where that came from?
865
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:17,042
Let's go.
866
01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:49,116
I should've known you would be
behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu.
867
01:03:49,867 --> 01:03:53,286
Your knowledge of scientific
biological transmogrifications...
868
01:03:53,454 --> 01:03:56,790
...is only out-matched by your zest
for kung-fu treachery.
869
01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:04,464
Your kung fu is quite extraordinary,
Black Dynamite.
870
01:04:04,882 --> 01:04:06,133
But no match for mine.
871
01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:10,679
You should have joined us
when you had the chance.
872
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:13,473
But now you must die.
873
01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:16,727
Man, I'll take this jive-ass turkey.
874
01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:23,650
Bullhorn, no.
875
01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:27,904
At long last, our friendship bonded
by the struggle against the Man...
876
01:04:28,072 --> 01:04:31,450
...has been brought to an end
by kung-fu treachery.
877
01:04:31,617 --> 01:04:35,620
Brother, your death
will not go unavenged.
878
01:04:35,788 --> 01:04:40,000
Fiendish Dr. Wu,
you done fucked up now.
879
01:04:41,043 --> 01:04:42,919
Get him.
880
01:04:59,979 --> 01:05:05,025
You must try the Wu family
Red Silk Kung Fu.
881
01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:17,537
Black Dynamite Panther Fist.
882
01:06:18,599 --> 01:06:20,767
What the fuck, huh?
883
01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:22,602
Keep your eye on Black Dynamite.
884
01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:33,989
Looking for me?
885
01:06:38,452 --> 01:06:43,123
Can you see where I'm coming from,
you jive motherfucker?
886
01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:48,295
No rush, huh? Come on, huh?
887
01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:52,132
You told him
to keep an eye out for me.
888
01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:05,395
I threw that shit
before I walked in the room.
889
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,864
I wanna know
who's pulling your strings.
890
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:18,325
Now start talking. Talk.
891
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:22,495
- I said, start talking.
- Okay.
892
01:07:22,663 --> 01:07:24,789
Your government
has been preoccupied...
893
01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:27,208
...with building the bigger penis
for years.
894
01:07:31,672 --> 01:07:32,923
What's this green one?
895
01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:35,759
It did exactly opposite
of what it was intended.
896
01:07:36,510 --> 01:07:41,264
It made the penis shrivel to the size
of a 2-month-old snapping turtle.
897
01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:43,850
This is what you've been putting
in the malt liquor?
898
01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:46,269
I was under orders.
899
01:07:46,979 --> 01:07:48,605
They threatened to fire me.
900
01:07:49,357 --> 01:07:51,274
Speaking of fire.
901
01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:56,112
Suddenly,
I'd like to leave your island.
902
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,198
No! No!
903
01:07:58,366 --> 01:07:59,741
No.
904
01:08:10,711 --> 01:08:12,379
You dirty motherfucker.
905
01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:20,553
Hey, Black Dynamite,
I found a helicopter.
906
01:08:20,721 --> 01:08:22,222
Quick, give me a hairpin.
907
01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:37,570
What's in the briefcase,
Black Dynamite?
908
01:08:37,738 --> 01:08:39,114
How far does this all go, man?
909
01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:41,574
Cream Corn,
this goes all the way to the top.
910
01:08:41,742 --> 01:08:45,745
And when I say top,
I mean the tippety-top.
911
01:08:45,913 --> 01:08:48,873
There it is, Black Dynamite.
The Honky House.
912
01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:50,750
I'm going down.
913
01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:52,919
- This shouldn't take long.
- Whoa, hey...
914
01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:55,505
- Take the controls.
- What are you talking about?
915
01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:58,466
Whoa, hey, hey, man.
916
01:09:01,303 --> 01:09:02,971
Son of a bitch.
917
01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:10,937
Cream Corn, no!
918
01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,896
I should have known it was you
all the time.
919
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:39,317
I should have asked myself,
"Who's the man so wicked...
920
01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:42,487
...so cruel to serve smack
to the orphanage...
921
01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:47,534
...kill my brother Jimmy, and put out
a drug to shrink black men's dicks?"
922
01:10:48,035 --> 01:10:52,205
Only one man,
and that's you, Tricky Dick.
923
01:10:57,586 --> 01:11:01,548
So I'm here to deliver you one
presidential ass-whooping.
924
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,135
Black Dynamite.
925
01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:08,054
There is a perfectly...
926
01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:13,101
...reasonable explanation for that.
927
01:11:18,732 --> 01:11:21,067
Showtime, motherfucker.
928
01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:23,236
Fucking...
929
01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:26,739
Black Dynamite.
930
01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:29,075
Who the fuck would duck?
931
01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:33,246
Piece of shit.
932
01:11:58,606 --> 01:11:59,939
Don't fuck with me.
933
01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:02,609
Motherfucker.
934
01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:29,844
Take your filthy black hands
off the presidential dinnerware...
935
01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:31,638
...you moon cricket.
936
01:13:34,451 --> 01:13:37,912
And now, Black Dynamite,
you must die.
937
01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:52,635
You had enough, Mr. President?
938
01:13:53,762 --> 01:13:56,264
You'll never get away with this.
939
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,433
Watch me,
you little insecure cracker.
940
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,393
You think
by shrinking our johnsons...
941
01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:02,603
...it's gonna make your situation
any better?
942
01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:06,107
That's your problem, Tricky Dick.
You are paranoid.
943
01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:08,651
Like sending those two-bit crooks
to Watergate.
944
01:14:08,819 --> 01:14:10,445
For what?
945
01:14:11,071 --> 01:14:12,780
For these?
946
01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:15,742
- Look at you.
- What?
947
01:14:15,909 --> 01:14:17,910
You lost it all, turkey.
948
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,665
- Kill me.
- Say what?
949
01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:25,209
- Kill me.
- No.
950
01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:26,878
That's the easy way out for you.
951
01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:29,922
Unless you want the rest
of this freaky shit to hit the news...
952
01:14:30,090 --> 01:14:32,342
...I suggest you take care
of me and my people.
953
01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:33,551
Can you dig it?
954
01:14:34,928 --> 01:14:36,429
I said, can you dig it?
955
01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:37,972
Yes, I can dig it.
956
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:40,224
Thought you could.
957
01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:13,800
First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped
you into that china cabinet.
958
01:15:13,967 --> 01:15:16,386
I used excessive force.
959
01:15:16,553 --> 01:15:18,638
Oftentimes, I cross the line...
960
01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:21,641
...but I try to do so
in the name of what's right.
961
01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:24,727
Most of the time,
the ends justifies the means.
962
01:15:24,895 --> 01:15:29,190
But in this case, I feel like I betrayed
my own code of ethics...
963
01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:32,235
...and for that, sugar, I apologize.
964
01:15:32,653 --> 01:15:34,654
But I shot at you.
965
01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:37,156
I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite.
966
01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:40,701
This is true,
but you did not connect.
967
01:15:40,869 --> 01:15:42,161
You shot a plate.
968
01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:45,248
Had you connected,
maybe pimp-slapping you into that...
969
01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,250
...might have been justified.
970
01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:49,544
But I feel I crossed the line.
971
01:15:49,711 --> 01:15:52,505
And for that,
please accept my apology.
972
01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:54,340
I do.
973
01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:55,967
I do, it's just...
974
01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:59,679
Oh, Black Dynamite,
you're so righteous.
975
01:15:59,847 --> 01:16:02,056
This is also true.
976
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:04,016
Because
whenever there's injustice...
977
01:16:04,935 --> 01:16:06,018
...wrongs to be...
978
01:16:06,186 --> 01:16:08,563
Oh, Black Dynamite.
979
01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:12,775
Go on, honey.
980
01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:17,864
Because wherever there's injustice,
wrongs to be righted...
981
01:16:18,031 --> 01:16:21,200
...innocents to be defended,
Black Dynamite will be there...
982
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:23,703
...delivering ass-whoopings.
983
01:16:23,871 --> 01:16:26,873
And I will not hesitate to lay
the hammer down on any clown...
984
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:28,374
...that comes around.
985
01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:32,378
Because if they wanna fight,
they best come see me...
986
01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:35,173
...because I'm Black Dynamite.
987
01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:38,356
How you doing
with that midget girl you sent out?
988
01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:41,067
Man, she keeps coming up short.
989
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,166
And better no nigga
mess with me, neither.
990
01:19:57,334 --> 01:20:01,003
I would jump on him,
all 93 pounds of dynamite.
991
01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:03,005
That's right.
992
01:20:15,769 --> 01:20:19,980
So I says, "Bitch, you look like
you need a pimp in your life."
993
01:20:20,148 --> 01:20:21,816
She said, "I got a pimp."
994
01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:24,694
I said,
"Shit, that nigga ain't no pimp.
995
01:20:24,861 --> 01:20:27,238
He a valet for ho's."
996
01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:38,582
It's called the
Mo Bitches Variety Pack.
997
01:20:38,750 --> 01:20:39,792
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
998
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:43,671
I send out a big ho, a little ho,
a skinny ho, and one Navajo.
999
01:20:43,964 --> 01:20:46,590
- Is that right?
- That's right.
1000
01:21:12,492 --> 01:21:14,660
Take that, you cracker-ass cracker.
1001
01:21:14,828 --> 01:21:18,497
All right, girls, let's take them down.
1002
01:21:40,771 --> 01:21:43,481
I only do two things well
in this world.
1003
01:21:43,648 --> 01:21:49,195
I take money from bitches
and I sell drugs to the community.
1004
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,714
I had to send your ho back
the other day.
1005
01:22:08,882 --> 01:22:10,132
- No?
- Yeah, man.
1006
01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:14,011
She reckless eyeballing
and carrying on.
1007
01:22:14,179 --> 01:22:18,265
She fine, but I said,
"Hey, your man is bona fide."
1008
01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:20,559
See? You're a righteous pimp.
1009
01:22:20,727 --> 01:22:23,020
Shit, the real pimping lives here.
1010
01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:24,438
It ain't ego.
1011
01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:27,107
That's how we go. You like that?
1012
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:55,761
You gotta cross the lines sometimes.
1013
01:22:56,763 --> 01:23:01,308
Sometimes to do the right thing,
you got to do the ugly thing.
1014
01:23:03,603 --> 01:23:07,022
You know people, they don't want
to see the cow killed...
1015
01:23:07,190 --> 01:23:09,066
...they just want their steak
on a plate.
1016
01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:10,568
Can you dig it?
1017
01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:34,633
Good evening, gentlemen.
1018
01:23:36,177 --> 01:23:38,262
Who let that nigga in my house?
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