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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,625 --> 00:00:26,375 Now the weather forecast: 2 00:00:26,458 --> 00:00:31,542 Tomorrow, in the Zagros Mountains area and south of the Elburz range, 3 00:00:31,625 --> 00:00:33,917 we expect snow flurries 4 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:39,208 to cover the slopes with a white cloak by early morning... 5 00:00:40,167 --> 00:00:43,458 A woman's nose was created 6 00:00:43,542 --> 00:00:47,833 in a specific way by Almighty God 7 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:51,125 to suit perfectly the wearing of the chador. 8 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:55,292 I recommend observing closely next time you see a woman. 9 00:00:56,208 --> 00:00:57,625 ...best you'll ever eat! 10 00:00:57,708 --> 00:01:03,208 157 Bustan Avenue in the Pasdaran district. 11 00:01:03,292 --> 00:01:05,500 Tehran Burger! 12 00:01:05,583 --> 00:01:09,042 The approved candidates for upcoming parliamentary elections 13 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:12,875 will be announced on January 22... 14 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:24,917 - Is this a new trend? - What? 15 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,208 Last week, another girl brought along her kid. 16 00:01:29,542 --> 00:01:30,792 How much? 17 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:34,125 100,000. 18 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:35,292 What? 19 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,042 You think I'm rich like Bill Gates? 20 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,875 That's my price. 21 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:45,042 Give me a break, honey. 22 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:47,625 Say, kid... What's your name? 23 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,542 Convince your mom. 24 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:51,875 Tell her this is all I've got. 25 00:01:57,708 --> 00:02:00,125 You get a blow job for this. 26 00:02:01,458 --> 00:02:03,542 Fine. Better than nothing. 27 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:22,375 I don't think you can get it up. 28 00:02:23,917 --> 00:02:27,875 Thirty years ago, I could fuck like a jackhammer through concrete. 29 00:02:27,958 --> 00:02:29,042 Not anymore. 30 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:32,000 Making it hard is a job in itself! 31 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:34,792 What the fuck! 32 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:37,292 Bastard! Son of a bitch! 33 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:40,125 - What's wrong? - That's my daughter! 34 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:41,958 That asshole's holding her hand! 35 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:44,958 - Fuck you! - They're just walking. 36 00:02:45,042 --> 00:02:47,042 Mind your own business. 37 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,958 I'll fuck you, you pervert! 38 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:51,458 Look who's talking! 39 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:55,292 That's different... Fucking asshole! 40 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:58,458 Son of a bitch! What the fuck? 41 00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:03,458 Look what you did! 42 00:03:04,167 --> 00:03:05,875 You're the one who hit me! 43 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:09,292 Let's go, Elias. 44 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:51,542 Sleep, my darling. 45 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,625 Come on! 46 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:25,667 I paid 20 million for a life sentence to avoid the death penalty. 47 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:28,500 They'll free me for another 10 million. 48 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:30,125 Forget the divorce! 49 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:33,542 You don't understand. I'm clean now. 50 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:37,833 Enough of this crap. Sign the papers and let me go. 51 00:04:37,917 --> 00:04:40,583 Go see Mamad. 52 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:43,000 Tell him you need some shit. 53 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:46,083 There's a guard on our side. 54 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:47,875 He'll help us. 55 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:51,208 Three packs is enough to get me on my feet. 56 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:55,208 Where are you going? You don't know Mamad's address! 57 00:05:09,958 --> 00:05:11,625 What are the photos for? 58 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:13,125 For court. 59 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:16,167 So we need a dark background. 60 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,125 Much better. 61 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:37,750 ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY COURT 62 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,167 That man dishonored us. 63 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:46,208 He must be punished. 64 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:48,167 My daughter's virtue was stolen. 65 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:52,708 She's out there sitting in the hall, crying her eyes out. 66 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:54,625 - I won't drop the case. - Elias. 67 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:56,542 These are your options: 68 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:59,792 marriage or life imprisonment! 69 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,458 Hello, Your Honor. 70 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,583 The file is incomplete. 71 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:13,750 Come back when you have everything. 72 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,917 But you didn't check. 73 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,750 Your husband's authorization? 74 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:19,167 No, but... 75 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:22,167 Come back with written permission. 76 00:06:22,542 --> 00:06:25,625 I've come here every day for the past 18 months. 77 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:29,167 My drug addict husband is in prison. He gave no support in 20 months. 78 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:32,750 Have pity for my little son. 79 00:06:32,833 --> 00:06:36,250 You're our last hope. Please sign. 80 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:39,167 I'll be your servant for life. 81 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,000 Let's go. 82 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:49,042 I don't need a servant, but... 83 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:55,542 I wouldn't mind a woman. 84 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:27,500 Stop up there. Go get three kilos of tenderloin. 85 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:31,375 - Say it's for Judge Adel. - Yes, sir. 86 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:38,792 - Did you sign? - In due time. Patience. 87 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:46,125 Mr. Ayatollah, we have a spiritual dilemma. 88 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,542 Maybe you can enlighten us. 89 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:52,500 Imagine if I accidentally fell on top of your sister, 90 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:54,875 and I somehow penetrated her. 91 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:56,208 Would we be related? 92 00:07:56,292 --> 00:07:59,250 No, my son. We would be even. 93 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:00,792 My regards to your sister! 94 00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:17,708 I've got a nice apartment around here. 95 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,208 It will be empty soon. 96 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,292 I'm sure you'll find it to your liking. 97 00:08:46,542 --> 00:08:48,750 See, what did I tell you? 98 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:58,375 Come in, sweetie. 99 00:08:59,917 --> 00:09:03,292 Try and guess which room will be yours. 100 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:05,750 Look at that! 101 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:11,292 Wow, it's so beautiful! 102 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:13,250 What a kitchen! 103 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:16,833 We'll buy a microwave. We can make pizzas. 104 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,042 And this bathroom! 105 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:23,500 We can finally take showers at home. 106 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:25,917 This will be my room. 107 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,792 My very own. I'll buy a white bed. 108 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:33,333 I want everything in white. The linens, everything. 109 00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:37,042 I want heavy curtains, all white and pretty. 110 00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:42,208 Let's give a hand to our talented guest Babak! 111 00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:44,792 Get up! Let's party! 112 00:10:57,125 --> 00:11:00,208 It's the location. It's not right for you. 113 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:01,542 They're all idiots. 114 00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:05,083 Take this and cheer up. 115 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:06,625 Have some fun. 116 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,125 Enjoying yourself? 117 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:47,083 Without him, I would be in here. 118 00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:59,458 I don't want any. 119 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:38,458 Hello? 120 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,083 Oh, hi! 121 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,500 I'm up and already working. 122 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,042 Sleep well? 123 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:49,167 What? 124 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:55,750 In the park in an hour. See you there. 125 00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:25,458 - Really your first time? - Of course. 126 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:26,792 What did you think? 127 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,083 No offense. 128 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,708 - I mean... - I'm getting married next week. 129 00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:33,917 I need to be a virgin again by then. 130 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,375 It's better to walk. 131 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,708 Last night, you forgot your groom is expecting a virgin? 132 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,792 It's that stuff you gave me. 133 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:51,167 - What will you do now? - Me? 134 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:54,292 You're in as much trouble as me. 135 00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:00,292 This is no joke. 136 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:04,208 You must pay for the operation, or my fiancé will kill us both. 137 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:05,542 What operation? 138 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,833 Hey, where the hell are you? 139 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,292 In bed, where else? 140 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,292 Amir, I'm in really deep shit. 141 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,000 Then take a shower before you come! 142 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:27,583 - Are you married? - Bring him in! 143 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,708 - We didn't do anything! - Nothing? 144 00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:33,667 You were holding hands in public! 145 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:36,958 Step aside. I said step aside! 146 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:41,417 DORMITORY MORAL CODES NO WOMEN ALLOWED 147 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,875 Come in. 148 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,417 They'll catch you one day. 149 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,625 So what? I'll have fun till then. 150 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,125 What's with the long face? 151 00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:05,167 The girl from last night wants me to pay for her operation. 152 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,417 What operation? 153 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,625 Did you bite off her nose? 154 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:12,750 She said I took her virginity. 155 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:18,792 Really? 156 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:25,458 If I don't pay for the operation, her fiancé will kill me. 157 00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:26,958 The wedding is next week. 158 00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:30,042 We have plenty of time. 159 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,125 Throw me that towel. 160 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,792 How much does the operation cost? 161 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:39,708 No idea. Two or three stitches shouldn't cost much. 162 00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:40,958 We'll see. 163 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,958 Do you know someone? 164 00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:47,292 It takes a gynecologist. 165 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:51,625 Is my lipstick alright? 166 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,750 It's a walk-in procedure. 167 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:59,250 It costs 600,000 tomans. She can leave in two hours. 168 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,542 A certificate from a medical examiner is mandatory. 169 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:06,250 Medical examiner? Isn't that for dead people? 170 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:11,500 They also determine if the cause was accident or rape. 171 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:15,167 - It was an accident, right? - Yeah, sure. 172 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,375 We'll be back with the certificate. 173 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:21,750 Signed parental consent is also required. 174 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,250 What now? 175 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,708 You had a med student girlfriend. Can she help us? 176 00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:33,750 Forget her. She caught me with Soraya. I'm lucky she didn't dissect me! 177 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,833 Even if I get the certificate, 178 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,958 what about parental consent? 179 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:47,625 DR. PARIA MEHRABI - GYNECOLOGIST 180 00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:51,917 Everything looks fine this time. You'll be a mother soon. 181 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:57,250 - Really, Doctor, are you sure? - We can never be absolutely sure. 182 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,333 But mother and baby appear healthy. 183 00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,750 Next checkup in two weeks. 184 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:05,083 Thank you, Doctor. 185 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:18,125 Sara, dear, this baby is a wonderful gift you're giving us. 186 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,625 For your husband, and for us. 187 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,708 My husband will be so happy. 188 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:29,625 Being a mother is a gift from God. You're very blessed. 189 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,500 Are you listening? 190 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,333 I know what I'm talking about. 191 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:40,417 Did you hear me, Sara? 192 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,167 Go inside. I must buy something. 193 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,833 There's no need. 194 00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:52,042 I shopped this morning. 195 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,833 I need some books. 196 00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:55,417 More books? 197 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:59,667 I'll never understand what they are good for! 198 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,333 What are the photos for? 199 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:11,583 - Job application. - Private or state? 200 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:12,875 Private. 201 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,667 Then let's use a light background. 202 00:18:16,292 --> 00:18:17,917 That's better. 203 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,000 Smile! 204 00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:31,125 PROSPERITY INSURANCE 205 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,500 Dad, I'm home! 206 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,125 Heavenly wives... 207 00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:49,833 Your wish has finally been granted. You'll be a grandfather! 208 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,500 - Boy or girl? - Hi, Mohsen. 209 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:56,917 Hello, dear Sara. I'm so happy. 210 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,833 - You brought me joy. - Thanks. 211 00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:00,083 Hey, Mom! 212 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:04,417 To protect against foreign influence, satellite dishes are being confiscated... 213 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:09,583 Sara, dear, let's finish the salad first, then bring the soup. 214 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,208 We don't want it to get cold. 215 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:13,833 Of course, Mother. 216 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,167 - We're having guests? - Yes. 217 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:20,458 Our special little guest! 218 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,083 Where's my medicine? 219 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,625 Mohsen, did you pick up his medicine? 220 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,125 I forgot. I'll go now. 221 00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:42,792 Elias, hurry! The elevator is here. 222 00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:45,375 Let me help you. 223 00:19:46,042 --> 00:19:47,333 Thanks. 224 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,625 That's very kind. 225 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,458 - You live here? - Yes, top floor. 226 00:19:58,292 --> 00:20:01,000 Then we're neighbors. We just moved in. 227 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,167 - Welcome. - Thanks. 228 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:09,167 Thank you, that wasn't necessary. Please don't bother. 229 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,500 No problem. Ask if you need more help. 230 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,000 I will, thank you. 231 00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:43,542 Hello, I hope you like the apartment. 232 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,625 If there's a problem, call Ahmad. 233 00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:47,542 He's the janitor. 234 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:51,000 The neighbors have his number. Bye, kitty cat. 235 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:55,042 Little bastard! I'm all wet! 236 00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:54,333 Hi, Amir. Found a solution? 237 00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:57,583 I found a fake hymen made in China! 238 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,917 Fake? How does it work? 239 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,042 How else? It's a fake hymen! 240 00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:06,417 - Don't make things worse. - Keep cool. 241 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:08,917 OK, see you tomorrow. 242 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,125 WOMEN ONLY 243 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,208 - Hello? - Any news? 244 00:22:27,292 --> 00:22:32,292 Hey, no. Well... yes, I think so. 245 00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:35,083 - Yes or no? - Listen... 246 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:37,208 Operations are old-fashioned. 247 00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:39,917 There are modern alternatives. 248 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,500 - What do you mean by modern? - There are artificial hymens. 249 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:48,750 - I'm getting one. - Where? 250 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:13,500 Screw you! 251 00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:17,708 How can such a bad driver survive on the streets of Tehran? 252 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,208 Hi. 253 00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:21,375 Hi. 254 00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:26,458 Why the hell did you bring her? 255 00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:31,250 - Need more trouble? - She invited herself. I couldn't say no. 256 00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:34,292 That's why you always end up in deep shit. 257 00:23:34,958 --> 00:23:38,292 Saying no is more important than breathing in Tehran! 258 00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:41,458 It's here. Wait with her. 259 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:48,958 Hello, Javad, how are you? 260 00:23:49,042 --> 00:23:50,458 Naser, a customer! 261 00:23:52,042 --> 00:23:53,958 - Hello. - Hello. 262 00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:57,458 This is the original model. 100% Chinese. 263 00:23:57,542 --> 00:24:01,208 You know it's good because the Westerners copied it. 264 00:24:01,292 --> 00:24:03,542 Take it. It can be useful. 265 00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:05,792 How does it work? 266 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:09,167 Easy. Open and insert. 267 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,708 That's all. She'll be good as new. 268 00:24:12,792 --> 00:24:16,000 Tell him the story about fat-ass Fati. 269 00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:21,292 It's simple. Put it in her, close your eyes, 270 00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:25,458 and fat-ass Fati becomes a fresh young virgin again! 271 00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:30,958 And the blood and stuff? 272 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:37,167 So you're into special effects... 273 00:24:38,458 --> 00:24:39,542 like blood! 274 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,125 Shit, my fiancé! 275 00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,833 You touch, you buy! 276 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:13,792 - Take it to my car. - At your service, sir. 277 00:25:22,792 --> 00:25:24,208 What's wrong? 278 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,458 What was that crap? 279 00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:29,750 I didn't know it was bullshit. Hey, we tried. 280 00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:34,500 There's this doctor that does everything. Without certificates. 281 00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:36,958 - Those jokers told you that? - Yeah, well. 282 00:25:48,292 --> 00:25:52,125 It's a tricky operation. It takes skill. 283 00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:56,625 Another doctor won't see what I've done after. 284 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:59,625 But that comes with a price. 285 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:02,000 Please help us out. 286 00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:05,708 I know people. I'll send you other customers. 287 00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:09,542 Don't touch! Everything's disinfected. 288 00:26:11,042 --> 00:26:14,208 Know how much disinfectant costs on the black market? 289 00:26:16,417 --> 00:26:18,625 There are others who charge less. 290 00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:21,000 They don't stitch tightly enough! 291 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:24,917 I staple it so hard, she'll be a virgin for life! 292 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,958 Three million. Final price! 293 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:31,458 How long does it take? 294 00:26:31,542 --> 00:26:33,458 Depends when she arrives. 295 00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:36,500 Bring her in the morning. She can leave by noon. 296 00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:42,375 EMPLOYMENT AND SOCIAL AFFAIRS 297 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:48,000 It's all in order. You're hired. I'll send you the contract. 298 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:49,458 Thank you. 299 00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:53,125 One moment. 300 00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:57,042 Don't forget we need your husband's signed consent. 301 00:26:57,542 --> 00:27:00,875 He must fill out this form, 302 00:27:00,958 --> 00:27:02,792 and bring it in person. 303 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,125 Why this form? You have his name on file. 304 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:11,667 - Isn't that enough? - We must respect the law. 305 00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:52,583 Shoo, dirty pest! 306 00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:54,167 The last thing we need. 307 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:58,458 You feed it once and you'll never be rid of it. 308 00:27:58,542 --> 00:28:00,625 The poor thing is starving. 309 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,917 Who could that be now? 310 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,250 Hello. 311 00:28:12,917 --> 00:28:14,708 - Come in. - Sorry to disturb you. 312 00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:17,292 Not at all, come in. 313 00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:19,583 Sara, bring the lady some tea. 314 00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:22,583 Please, have a seat. 315 00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:25,333 How old are you, dear boy? 316 00:28:25,417 --> 00:28:28,083 He's five. He's mute. 317 00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:30,625 Hello... Thank you. 318 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:34,250 Poor thing. But he isn't deaf? 319 00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:37,458 No, he just doesn't speak. 320 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:43,125 You and your husband must come and have dinner with us tonight. 321 00:28:43,208 --> 00:28:46,792 That's kind, but Elias's father is away. He's a truck driver. 322 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:49,292 Oh, then you come alone. 323 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:52,500 Thanks, but I'm working tonight. 324 00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:54,458 What do you do? 325 00:28:54,542 --> 00:28:57,250 - I'm a nurse. - I see. 326 00:28:57,333 --> 00:29:00,083 That must be hard on your son. 327 00:29:00,167 --> 00:29:02,500 He goes with you? 328 00:29:02,583 --> 00:29:04,875 I wish I could leave him with someone. 329 00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:07,500 We would be happy to watch him. 330 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:11,208 Sara is pregnant. It will be good practice for her. 331 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:14,333 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 332 00:29:14,792 --> 00:29:17,333 That's really so kind of you. 333 00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:20,167 Isn't this great, Elias? Let's go, sweetie. 334 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:22,083 Elias will come by later. 335 00:29:22,167 --> 00:29:24,708 With pleasure. Nice to meet you. 336 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:32,167 What's the photo for? 337 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:33,750 School. 338 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:36,792 Private or state? 339 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,958 Not sure. Let's say state. 340 00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:41,625 Then we need a dark background. 341 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:43,958 Look serious, son. 342 00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:46,292 Show us you're a little man. 343 00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:12,208 You don't understand. Enrollment has closed. 344 00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:14,000 I'm sorry. 345 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,917 We just moved into the neighborhood. 346 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,625 It's complicated. 347 00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:21,292 The Board of Education is very strict. 348 00:30:21,792 --> 00:30:23,625 There must be some way. 349 00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:27,458 Mr. Sufi! This tea tastes like dishwater! 350 00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:31,125 I'll bring some more. 351 00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:34,792 Couldn't you make an exception? 352 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:37,125 This isn't a bazaar, ma'am. 353 00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:43,042 There are regulations to follow. 354 00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:55,167 Do you know any sign language? 355 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:04,583 Mr. Sufi! 356 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:06,792 Stupid cow! 357 00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:08,250 Shitty woman! 358 00:31:14,292 --> 00:31:19,625 “Temporary marriage,” as we popularly call the sigeh, 359 00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:22,208 is a gift of our religion. 360 00:31:23,292 --> 00:31:24,792 Tell me, child... 361 00:31:26,042 --> 00:31:28,375 what do you do at the hospital 362 00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:30,625 while your mother works? 363 00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:33,792 There must be many pretty nurses. 364 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:36,208 Anyone you like? 365 00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:40,167 The wingspan is ten feet? 366 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,375 It's written here. 367 00:31:44,292 --> 00:31:47,500 A person could fly with that! 368 00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:53,208 My job application was accepted. 369 00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:55,042 Really? 370 00:31:55,792 --> 00:31:58,625 I just need your authorization. 371 00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,625 I thought this topic was over. 372 00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:04,042 You said you would consider it. 373 00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:06,667 You can't work during pregnancy. 374 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,458 My salary is enough for us. 375 00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:11,458 It's not about the money. 376 00:32:11,542 --> 00:32:13,042 End of discussion. 377 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:15,792 It's not good for the baby. 378 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:19,000 What if I lose the baby again? 379 00:32:19,083 --> 00:32:20,792 What are you saying? 380 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:29,750 Sara, dear. 381 00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:32,750 Have you read those books? Can I throw them out? 382 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:35,750 Mom, I'll find space for your vase. 383 00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:38,625 He's finally asleep. 384 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,958 Hide the sweets. 385 00:32:48,417 --> 00:32:51,292 Put them way in the back. 386 00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:53,792 He's diabetic. 387 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:55,458 He shouldn't eat sweets. 388 00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:12,375 - Good morning. - Good morning. 389 00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:14,667 Come in, Sara. 390 00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:17,208 Excuse the mess. 391 00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:19,958 Chaos at the hospital... 392 00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:21,708 Accidents, 393 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,875 stabbings, brawls... The things people do! 394 00:33:26,375 --> 00:33:29,625 What we call order is only customary chaos. 395 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:33,208 Elias, was it fun with Sara? 396 00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:37,667 How's the baby? 397 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:41,167 Fine. All should go well this time. 398 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,750 This time? 399 00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:45,042 I had two miscarriages. 400 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:48,292 Sorry, I didn't mean to pry. 401 00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:50,958 Son of a bitch! 402 00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:56,875 Let's go out for breakfast. 403 00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:58,667 We already ate. 404 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,500 Let's go out for dinner. 405 00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:03,542 I must watch over my ailing father-in-law. 406 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,542 Your husband could do that for one evening. 407 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,042 If I eat out, 408 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:11,417 my mother-in-law will think I don't like her cooking. 409 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:14,708 I'll talk to her. I'll pick you up, OK? 410 00:34:14,792 --> 00:34:16,292 See you later. 411 00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:17,792 Bye. 412 00:34:24,542 --> 00:34:26,292 Hi, is Babak home? 413 00:34:40,792 --> 00:34:42,708 Awesome, sounds way better! 414 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,708 - You're here. - Hey, man. 415 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:45,792 Like it? 416 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:47,542 Totally. 417 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:52,292 - What's it for? - I want permission to release it. 418 00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:54,000 You're dreaming. 419 00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:58,417 They don't consider that music. It wouldn't sell anyway. 420 00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:01,000 But do a percussion mix 421 00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:03,375 and you'll rock every party. 422 00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:04,667 I swear! 423 00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:07,833 Leave me alone. 424 00:35:07,917 --> 00:35:09,625 - Are you upset? - Forget it. 425 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,250 - Babak! - Whatever. 426 00:35:12,042 --> 00:35:14,583 Stop sulking, man. 427 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,917 When did you start smoking weed? 428 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,917 Pass it around. Thanks. 429 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:36,583 When I get the money, 430 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:39,167 I'll buy a passport and fly out of here. 431 00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:43,333 America, Europe, wherever. 432 00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:45,583 Think it's better elsewhere? 433 00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:47,625 Maybe not. 434 00:35:47,708 --> 00:35:50,333 But they don't hang people for nothing. 435 00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:55,750 And the money for the operation? 436 00:35:57,958 --> 00:36:02,083 What about that sound studio job? It's easy money. 437 00:36:02,167 --> 00:36:05,250 I'd rather mop floors than make crap music. 438 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:06,875 More useful. 439 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:13,500 A bank loan? 440 00:36:20,542 --> 00:36:21,875 How's your father? 441 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:25,167 His blood sugar is still high. 442 00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:28,458 Can't your wife watch him? 443 00:36:28,542 --> 00:36:30,208 Some assistance, please... 444 00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:32,792 Think about yourself. 445 00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:36,250 He has always been there for me. I can't abandon him. 446 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:39,708 - Excuse me, sir... - One moment. Yes? 447 00:36:39,792 --> 00:36:42,708 I would like information about a loan. 448 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:44,708 How much? 449 00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:47,625 Three million. 450 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,958 Your profession? 451 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,208 Student. 452 00:36:52,292 --> 00:36:55,458 But I also give music lessons. 453 00:36:56,292 --> 00:36:57,750 Do you own property? 454 00:36:58,667 --> 00:37:00,542 No. 455 00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:02,792 Impossible... Next! 456 00:37:03,375 --> 00:37:04,542 But... 457 00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:07,375 Please, I would like... 458 00:37:08,042 --> 00:37:10,542 Babak, I'm scared my fiancé will suspect something. 459 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:14,083 I'm trying my best. Things will work out. 460 00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:15,583 I'm at the bank, 461 00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:18,875 seeing about a loan. 462 00:37:19,292 --> 00:37:21,875 Keep me posted. I have to go. 463 00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:23,250 OK. 464 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,542 I can't give you more than 10,000. 465 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:41,792 ISLAMIC CULTURE DEPARTMENT 466 00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:45,333 I'd like to check if my album has received a distribution permit. 467 00:37:45,417 --> 00:37:46,583 Rejected. 468 00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:49,708 Not conforming to Islamic values. 469 00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:52,042 Tehran Burger... 470 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:55,250 We need official authorization to record. 471 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:56,958 Don't you need money? 472 00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:58,792 Of course. 473 00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:01,458 More emphasis on “eat.” 474 00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:04,917 Playing parties isn't really your thing? 475 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,208 No. 476 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,208 It's so popular, but it only opened recently. 477 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,125 Hello, ladies. 478 00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,125 Hello. Where's Ahmad? 479 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:20,333 At the hospital with his daughter. 480 00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:22,667 I'm covering for him. 481 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:25,042 Poor man... And you are? 482 00:38:25,125 --> 00:38:27,292 I'm his nephew, ma'am. 483 00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:28,667 Tell him hello. 484 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:31,000 I will, thank you. 485 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,083 That young man is very polite. 486 00:38:35,292 --> 00:38:37,542 Sure, if you say so. 487 00:38:45,417 --> 00:38:47,000 Hold the ladder, kid. 488 00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:51,417 Great meal... Shouldn't we go? 489 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,542 - Some coffee first. - Coffee? 490 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,083 Thank you. 491 00:38:58,167 --> 00:39:01,667 Your mother-in-law insisted that I read your coffee grounds. 492 00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:04,917 So that's your trick! 493 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,500 Boy or girl? That is the question. 494 00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:11,208 I'm glad we met. 495 00:39:11,292 --> 00:39:13,458 You have a lovely family. 496 00:39:15,167 --> 00:39:16,958 Your baby is lucky. 497 00:39:25,958 --> 00:39:28,458 - You work nights often? - Recently, yes. 498 00:39:29,042 --> 00:39:31,000 Which ward? 499 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:33,125 Emergency. 500 00:39:33,625 --> 00:39:36,625 Elias, careful not to get ice cream on your clothes. 501 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,375 I said hold the ladder! 502 00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:41,500 Did you go to university? 503 00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:44,458 Yes, I studied literature. 504 00:39:45,292 --> 00:39:48,667 - I really want to teach. - Does it pay well? 505 00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:52,000 It's not about the money. I want to feel useful. 506 00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:55,250 Staying at home is tedious. 507 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:57,125 You can't imagine. 508 00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:58,833 You have a good profession. 509 00:40:03,292 --> 00:40:05,417 And my coffee grounds? 510 00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:08,542 Well... 511 00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:10,708 Let's see. 512 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:12,875 Boy or girl? 513 00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:20,750 I told you to hold the ladder! 514 00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:22,500 What's distracting you? 515 00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:39,500 Boy, where are the sweets? 516 00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:44,125 Where are they? 517 00:41:31,583 --> 00:41:33,958 Headmistress, he's only a boy. 518 00:41:34,042 --> 00:41:36,083 He doesn't realize what he did. 519 00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:39,875 Forgive him. He'll behave better. 520 00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:42,250 Rules are rules. You're wasting my time. 521 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,667 Stupid bitch! 522 00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:06,833 - They serve alcohol. - Don't miss out. 523 00:42:06,917 --> 00:42:09,708 I don't care about booze. 524 00:42:09,792 --> 00:42:12,875 Getting wasted at Darband parties is the best. You'll see. 525 00:42:12,958 --> 00:42:17,125 Hey, can someone lend me money? My dad didn't send mine yet. 526 00:42:17,208 --> 00:42:20,083 Maybe she gives student discounts? 527 00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:22,708 Relax. 528 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:24,208 It's open. 529 00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:26,958 How are you? 530 00:42:28,917 --> 00:42:32,167 There's still no reverse. Avoid dead ends. 531 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:35,042 - You're not coming? - No way. I need to study. 532 00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:39,750 I recorded the chords. That should do. 533 00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,417 What's going on? 534 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,708 The med students snuck in another woman. 535 00:42:45,792 --> 00:42:49,375 I swapped the fake Chinese thing for some sexy magazines. 536 00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:52,875 Study well! 537 00:42:52,958 --> 00:42:54,792 Hello? Tell me. 538 00:42:54,875 --> 00:42:56,875 The magazines are in the trunk! 539 00:42:56,958 --> 00:42:58,667 Are you kidding? 540 00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:02,125 There will be a lot of chicks there. It will be great. 541 00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:04,042 Where's my son? 542 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:05,792 He was around. 543 00:43:07,083 --> 00:43:08,625 Damn it. 544 00:43:20,917 --> 00:43:23,958 Son of a bitch! Why the hell did you do that? 545 00:43:33,792 --> 00:43:35,542 What are you doing here? 546 00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:46,500 ...648579 547 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,208 - How much? - Asshole! 548 00:43:58,542 --> 00:43:59,375 Hello? 549 00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:02,208 Elias! 550 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:07,208 Thank God! 551 00:44:07,292 --> 00:44:08,542 I was so worried. 552 00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:12,083 Where were you? 553 00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:14,792 He was on the dorm rooftop. 554 00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:18,042 I don't know how. He wouldn't tell me. 555 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:19,833 He's mute. 556 00:44:19,917 --> 00:44:23,083 What were you thinking? My heart almost stopped. 557 00:44:24,625 --> 00:44:27,125 Where are you going? I can take you. 558 00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:30,208 - Thanks, that's nice. - You're welcome. 559 00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:42,250 Don't go out of your way. 560 00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:45,792 No problem. I live in your neighborhood. 561 00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:48,333 I can drop you off, then I'm heading up north. 562 00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:50,167 North? In this car? 563 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,208 To the seaside? 564 00:44:53,708 --> 00:44:54,958 I wish. 565 00:44:55,667 --> 00:44:58,833 I'm playing music at a wedding. 566 00:44:58,917 --> 00:45:01,958 It pays well enough to drive 250 miles? 567 00:45:02,792 --> 00:45:06,250 I promised to help pay for a friend's operation. 568 00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:08,583 Wow, what a generous guy! 569 00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:11,917 We can get out here, thanks. 570 00:45:12,958 --> 00:45:14,500 I want to repay you. 571 00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:17,833 Think of me if anyone needs a DJ. 572 00:45:18,250 --> 00:45:19,875 Deal. Bye! 573 00:45:42,167 --> 00:45:45,083 Sara, please go buy some cheese. 574 00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:56,250 No, ma'am. I can't do it. It's too dangerous. 575 00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:59,958 Please make an exception. Just this once. 576 00:46:00,042 --> 00:46:03,125 I'll never bother you again. I'll pay double. 577 00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:05,917 You don't realize. 578 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,625 I'm risking execution! 579 00:46:07,708 --> 00:46:09,458 I beg you. 580 00:46:09,958 --> 00:46:13,792 Please leave, ma'am. You're wasting my time and yours. 581 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:43,000 Documents. 582 00:47:51,792 --> 00:47:53,250 Where are you going? 583 00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:55,667 North, to visit relatives. 584 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,167 Nice. 585 00:47:58,042 --> 00:47:59,542 Open the trunk. 586 00:48:05,958 --> 00:48:08,708 Gifts for your relatives? Get in the truck. 587 00:48:08,792 --> 00:48:12,208 - They're legal. - I'm the one who decides what's legal. 588 00:48:13,417 --> 00:48:16,583 Excuse me, sir... For your colleagues. 589 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,667 - How's it going? - I can't talk. I'm stuck at a checkpoint. 590 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:31,875 Call me back soon. 591 00:48:31,958 --> 00:48:34,083 It could take hours. 592 00:48:34,167 --> 00:48:35,750 But I'll call back. 593 00:48:46,292 --> 00:48:47,917 Babak Maghsoudlou? 594 00:48:49,917 --> 00:48:51,167 You can go. 595 00:48:59,417 --> 00:49:02,417 What you're looking for is in the other box. 596 00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:12,542 Come closer. 597 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:17,375 I give you books, but you only care for this album. 598 00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:21,000 Your grandfather... 599 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:22,833 May he rest in peace. 600 00:49:22,917 --> 00:49:24,083 That's us. 601 00:49:27,917 --> 00:49:29,667 I love that baby picture. 602 00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:34,042 At the seaside. 603 00:49:34,125 --> 00:49:36,042 We had so much fun. 604 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,917 Is your mother home? 605 00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:08,375 - Come in. - Hello. 606 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:11,458 Mohsen isn't home, Sara is out too. 607 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:14,292 I know nothing about insulin shots. 608 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:17,750 Then I remembered our neighbor is a nurse! 609 00:50:17,833 --> 00:50:21,042 Could you give my husband his shot? 610 00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:23,208 Sure. 611 00:50:23,292 --> 00:50:25,583 I'll turn the oven off, then come down. 612 00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:27,500 Thanks. 613 00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:31,292 We're screwed. 614 00:50:36,542 --> 00:50:37,792 No. 615 00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:45,792 He gets it in the belly, 616 00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:47,875 where he's stretching the skin. 617 00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:58,625 With all that hospital stuff, amputating arms and legs, 618 00:50:58,708 --> 00:51:01,542 we can forget the basics... Crazy, right? 619 00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:04,125 May God heal the sick. 620 00:51:04,208 --> 00:51:05,833 Amen! 621 00:51:20,792 --> 00:51:22,958 What are the photos for? 622 00:51:23,042 --> 00:51:25,917 - Marriage license. - Congratulations. 623 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,375 Let's use a colorful background. 624 00:51:34,042 --> 00:51:36,542 Can I have one without the scarf? 625 00:51:36,625 --> 00:51:40,375 - Only if it's alright. - Of course! 626 00:51:45,958 --> 00:51:48,167 A smile would be better. 627 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,167 Young man. 628 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:11,750 - Do you know Donya? - Yes, I do. 629 00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:13,167 What's your relationship? 630 00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:16,625 Nothing. She asked me to help her buy an instrument. 631 00:52:16,708 --> 00:52:18,375 I'm a music teacher. 632 00:52:18,458 --> 00:52:20,167 She didn't tell me. 633 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:22,333 Maybe it's a surprise. 634 00:52:22,417 --> 00:52:23,583 Listen. 635 00:52:23,667 --> 00:52:27,500 If I see you with her again, you're a dead man. 636 00:52:33,667 --> 00:52:35,417 Son of a bitch! 637 00:52:48,417 --> 00:52:51,292 - Hi. - You're late. 638 00:52:52,042 --> 00:52:53,917 The usual traffic jams. 639 00:52:56,542 --> 00:52:58,417 This one's good. 640 00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,125 That should do. 641 00:53:00,625 --> 00:53:02,292 Tomorrow is the big day. 642 00:53:02,792 --> 00:53:04,292 I met your friend. 643 00:53:04,875 --> 00:53:06,542 That music teacher. 644 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:11,750 I recommend that you forget him. 645 00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:14,458 Of course. 646 00:53:17,917 --> 00:53:21,083 The best burger you'll ever eat! 647 00:53:21,167 --> 00:53:25,875 157 Bustan Avenue in the Pasdaran district... 648 00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:27,167 To Vanak! 649 00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:35,750 You're the third pregnant woman I take to Vanak today. 650 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:38,583 I'm not pregnant. 651 00:53:39,375 --> 00:53:41,333 We haven't arrived yet! 652 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:48,000 You pimped out your car. 653 00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:50,917 Not only my car. I invest in women. 654 00:53:53,667 --> 00:53:56,583 I got what it takes. Even money. 655 00:53:57,042 --> 00:53:58,958 So why drive a cab? 656 00:53:59,042 --> 00:54:02,583 For fun. I do it when I'm bored. 657 00:54:02,667 --> 00:54:04,750 PIMP MOTHERFUCKER 658 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,167 We'll get out there. 659 00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:25,208 I had those roses planted to surprise my wife. 660 00:54:25,292 --> 00:54:27,375 Where did you send her? 661 00:54:28,167 --> 00:54:31,583 To the seaside. The salt air will do her good. 662 00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:35,500 - What's wrong with her? - Asthma. 663 00:54:35,583 --> 00:54:38,000 Poor woman can hardly breathe. 664 00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:42,375 Under your weight, a healthy woman can hardly breathe. 665 00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:45,792 What about my divorce papers? 666 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:49,333 I'm starting to feel like you're playing me. 667 00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:52,500 I need that fixed. 668 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,458 Should I call the servants to help you undress? 669 00:54:58,542 --> 00:54:59,792 Where's my allowance? 670 00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:03,792 Here's three months allowance. 671 00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:11,292 Your envelopes are losing weight. 672 00:55:11,375 --> 00:55:13,042 So you say. 673 00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:15,875 But don't forget you're living in my apartment. 674 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,375 What a thigh! 675 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:36,250 Better than your new girl's? 676 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:37,458 New girl? 677 00:55:37,542 --> 00:55:39,875 The one you dropped me for yesterday. 678 00:55:40,417 --> 00:55:41,875 Her? 679 00:55:43,083 --> 00:55:46,583 No one gives me what you do. 680 00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:56,042 So you'll sign the papers? 681 00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:58,125 You want to play? 682 00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:01,125 I'll show you. 683 00:56:02,167 --> 00:56:05,208 You like it rough? Is that it? 684 00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:14,083 Enough, let go! 685 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,375 Not so tight! 686 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:19,125 Stop it, bitch! 687 00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:22,208 I can hang you, disgusting whore! 688 00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:26,625 You told me the harder I pull, the more you get off. 689 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:34,125 I didn't ask to be strangled. 690 00:56:48,667 --> 00:56:51,167 That bastard has some bad habits. 691 00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:02,167 - Hi. - Hi, how are you? 692 00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:04,917 - Come in. - I came to pick up Elias. 693 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,500 Stay awhile. 694 00:57:06,583 --> 00:57:10,167 Where have you been hiding? I missed you. 695 00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:12,083 A glass of wine? 696 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:13,875 Do you have chewing gum? 697 00:57:13,958 --> 00:57:16,125 So worried about covering up! 698 00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:19,833 I must have some. 699 00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:25,625 Strawberry, yummy! 700 00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:28,875 Sometimes you need that flavor boost! 701 00:57:28,958 --> 00:57:31,792 Yogurt comes in all flavors, so why not those too? 702 00:57:31,875 --> 00:57:34,667 - Poor men! - What poor men? 703 00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:37,000 They can't complain. 704 00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:40,000 There are two types of untrustworthy men: 705 00:57:40,083 --> 00:57:42,750 the first kind and the second kind. 706 00:57:42,833 --> 00:57:44,375 What's the difference? 707 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:45,583 None. 708 00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:49,792 They're all the same. Too many to fit in one group! 709 00:57:52,292 --> 00:57:55,250 In my opinion, not all men are alike. 710 00:57:56,042 --> 00:57:59,542 That shy Yusef can't make eye contact with a woman. 711 00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,500 The janitor? 712 00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:06,625 You got his number? 713 00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:08,583 Yes. 714 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,000 Watch. 715 00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:18,042 - Hello, who's this? - Hello. 716 00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:19,458 Who's this? Hello. 717 00:58:19,542 --> 00:58:23,542 - I'm looking for hottie Yusef. - What's this about? 718 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:25,500 I want to do stuff with him. 719 00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:27,042 OK, I'm listening. 720 00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:30,792 - Are you alone? - Yes, alone. 721 00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:33,875 I'm looking for a man who gives his all. 722 00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:36,625 - Is that you? - Yes! 723 00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:39,625 Is your cock big? 724 00:58:42,042 --> 00:58:44,708 I need it nightly. Can you help? 725 00:58:45,292 --> 00:58:47,625 Sure, where are you? 726 00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:49,792 Near the mosque. Meet me now? 727 00:58:49,875 --> 00:58:51,792 Wait, I'm on my way! 728 00:59:09,625 --> 00:59:11,458 It's strange. 729 00:59:13,542 --> 00:59:16,958 Everything seems so open and free from down here. 730 00:59:41,125 --> 00:59:42,833 - Excuse me... - Are you done? 731 00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:45,917 No, I wanted to ask about my pay. 732 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:50,000 I completely forgot to go to the bank. I'll pay tomorrow. 733 00:59:58,375 --> 01:00:00,292 Shoo, pest! 734 01:00:08,042 --> 01:00:11,792 Do you know where the cat gave birth to her kittens? 735 01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:13,125 Can you tell me? 736 01:00:15,167 --> 01:00:16,458 You don't know anyway. 737 01:00:25,292 --> 01:00:27,292 Elias, where are you? 738 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:29,875 Look what I found. 739 01:00:30,417 --> 01:00:32,167 My old children's books. 740 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:34,292 They were in the basement. 741 01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:41,917 The grocer said they're looking for a prostitute. 742 01:00:43,958 --> 01:00:47,500 She's the one who harassed Ahmad's nephew by phone. 743 01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:50,625 They say the number can be traced. 744 01:00:50,708 --> 01:00:55,542 Ahmad knows someone with the Morality Police. 745 01:00:56,292 --> 01:00:59,125 They'll track her down. 746 01:00:59,208 --> 01:01:01,375 Today's young women are shameful. 747 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,917 Maybe she was joking. 748 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,083 Joking? 749 01:01:06,375 --> 01:01:10,000 Let's see how funny she finds prison. 750 01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:18,333 I'm looking for a man who gives his all. 751 01:01:18,417 --> 01:01:19,708 Is that you? 752 01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:22,042 I need it nightly. 753 01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:23,208 Can you help? 754 01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:31,542 Maybe she was joking. 755 01:01:32,833 --> 01:01:36,500 Let's see how funny she finds prison. 756 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,250 I'm here for Elias. 757 01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:43,667 Am I walking too fast? 758 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:47,042 I know how miserable it feels to always walk behind. 759 01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:50,792 Are you worried about the grocer? 760 01:01:53,042 --> 01:01:54,708 Scared for your mom? 761 01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:59,500 Don't worry. They won't bother her. 762 01:02:00,042 --> 01:02:02,542 It's my number they'll trace. 763 01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:05,708 Your mom has nothing to fear. I promise. 764 01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:14,125 Look what I have. 765 01:02:17,708 --> 01:02:20,792 How about a water bomb? 766 01:02:39,292 --> 01:02:40,625 Good. 767 01:02:41,667 --> 01:02:44,625 Bravo! That was wonderful. 768 01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:46,833 You've progressed a lot. 769 01:02:46,917 --> 01:02:50,167 - Isn't my son talented? - Absolutely. 770 01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:54,500 You mentioned he had a cousin interested in lessons. 771 01:02:54,583 --> 01:02:55,875 Is he still interested? 772 01:02:55,958 --> 01:02:58,875 - Do you remember? - That was my nephew. 773 01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:03,375 They moved to Germany. He's in the conservatory. 774 01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:05,333 I told my husband we should go too. 775 01:03:05,417 --> 01:03:09,125 Our son should be in Europe. There's no future here. 776 01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:11,417 Right? What's your opinion? 777 01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:36,208 PUBLIC BATHS 778 01:03:37,875 --> 01:03:39,583 Hold me right, stupid. 779 01:03:42,958 --> 01:03:46,250 There she is, get ready. Hands in place! 780 01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:47,917 She's got hot legs... 781 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,333 Those thighs! 782 01:03:49,417 --> 01:03:51,667 That ass! Jerk off! 783 01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:53,333 Those tits... 784 01:03:53,417 --> 01:03:55,167 Good enough to eat. 785 01:03:55,250 --> 01:03:57,250 Those tits... 786 01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,583 I want to lick them. 787 01:03:59,667 --> 01:04:02,708 Stop it, assholes! That's my sister! 788 01:04:03,292 --> 01:04:06,208 Fuck off! You bastards! 789 01:04:13,542 --> 01:04:15,458 What's your problem? Son of a bitch! 790 01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:21,000 Listen... I have this friend and he's really shy. 791 01:04:21,083 --> 01:04:23,708 Can you cheer him up? 792 01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:27,250 Is he paying? 793 01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:28,750 Put it on my account. 794 01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:04,667 Sorry! I'm really sorry. 795 01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:09,000 - You know Sara is... - Pregnant. 796 01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:12,417 Please don't tell her. 797 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:14,250 It could hurt the baby. 798 01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:15,958 Don't worry. 799 01:05:24,750 --> 01:05:26,375 I'm deeply indebted to you. 800 01:05:27,417 --> 01:05:30,083 If ever you need anything, just ask. 801 01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:42,250 Mom, it's Donya. 802 01:05:42,333 --> 01:05:44,333 Hello, dear. How are you? 803 01:05:44,417 --> 01:05:47,083 Fine and you? 804 01:05:47,167 --> 01:05:49,000 How's Father? 805 01:05:49,083 --> 01:05:51,833 He can't stay in the hospital. It's expensive. 806 01:05:51,917 --> 01:05:55,333 Mom, my credit's almost gone. The call will be cut. 807 01:05:56,708 --> 01:05:58,167 When are you coming...? 808 01:06:08,083 --> 01:06:10,333 - Hello? - Hi, it's me. 809 01:06:10,417 --> 01:06:11,500 Hi. 810 01:06:11,583 --> 01:06:13,292 Everything alright? 811 01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:16,333 Yes, everything's fine. 812 01:06:16,417 --> 01:06:18,750 - Be on time. - OK. 813 01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:21,917 - Your documents are ready. - Thanks. 814 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,750 I'll be happy to see you. 815 01:06:24,375 --> 01:06:25,625 Goodbye. 816 01:07:04,208 --> 01:07:05,792 Listen, I'm gay. 817 01:07:11,458 --> 01:07:12,292 Hello? 818 01:07:12,375 --> 01:07:15,042 - Am I disturbing you? - No, it's OK. 819 01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:18,792 - What? - You have time tomorrow? 820 01:07:18,875 --> 01:07:20,792 Why? What's up? 821 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:24,625 - It's about your money problems. - OK, great. 822 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:25,792 See you tomorrow. 823 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:28,375 Sure this will work? 824 01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:44,042 - Hello. - Hello. 825 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:46,583 How are you? 826 01:07:46,667 --> 01:07:48,958 My friend Babak needs a loan. 827 01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:51,958 I'm sure you can help him. 828 01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:54,208 My pleasure. 829 01:07:56,750 --> 01:07:59,958 - Are you employed? - Just a student. 830 01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:03,917 No problem. We'll manage. 831 01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:07,375 Do you have any collateral? 832 01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:11,000 Maybe a property deed? 833 01:08:11,708 --> 01:08:13,000 Nothing. 834 01:08:13,583 --> 01:08:16,625 It can be a photocopy. For the file. 835 01:08:19,542 --> 01:08:21,375 Where do we get it? 836 01:08:29,292 --> 01:08:30,833 This guy can help. 837 01:08:30,917 --> 01:08:33,292 Come back with the documents. 838 01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:35,292 Thank you. 839 01:08:35,375 --> 01:08:36,542 Goodbye. 840 01:08:37,042 --> 01:08:40,667 That's done. Should we go meet that guy? 841 01:08:40,750 --> 01:08:43,792 I need to tell you about this operation. 842 01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:46,375 The friend I'm helping isn't sick. 843 01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:51,167 She needs a virginity restoration. She's getting married. 844 01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:54,500 Oh, that kind of operation. 845 01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:57,042 An expensive date. 846 01:08:58,667 --> 01:09:01,458 You're cool to not abandon her. 847 01:09:02,792 --> 01:09:03,917 Thanks. 848 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,625 - Bye. - Bye. 849 01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:17,875 Any news about that phone call? 850 01:09:19,167 --> 01:09:20,833 Not yet, dear. 851 01:09:21,167 --> 01:09:22,792 It won't be long. 852 01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:27,042 That tramp must pack up and go. 853 01:09:48,542 --> 01:09:51,542 - Ahmad, you're back. - Yes, thank God. 854 01:09:52,125 --> 01:09:53,542 How's your daughter? 855 01:09:53,625 --> 01:09:56,333 Better. They removed the stomach tumor. 856 01:09:56,417 --> 01:09:58,208 May God heal her. Goodbye. 857 01:09:58,292 --> 01:09:59,625 By the way, Sara... 858 01:09:59,708 --> 01:10:03,000 My nephew Yusef said everyone treated him kindly. 859 01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:07,042 Especially you. I'm sure you heard about the phone call. 860 01:10:07,125 --> 01:10:09,458 I hate to bother you... 861 01:10:09,542 --> 01:10:11,958 Sorry, I'm in a hurry. Goodbye. 862 01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:15,375 Fine. See you soon. 863 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:36,708 Other schools allow late enrollment. 864 01:10:36,792 --> 01:10:41,333 I don't understand your attitude. How can I convince you? 865 01:10:41,417 --> 01:10:45,792 Don't waste your time. Bring your husband's signature. 866 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:46,958 Stupid bitch! 867 01:10:52,542 --> 01:10:55,458 - Hello, Sara. - Where are you going? Get in. 868 01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:57,500 Thanks. Get in, sweetie. 869 01:11:01,917 --> 01:11:04,000 I have an appointment. 870 01:11:04,083 --> 01:11:05,917 A few blocks from here. 871 01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:13,792 Sorry about the other night. 872 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:15,833 I drank too much. 873 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:18,083 But it was fun. 874 01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:26,167 JANITOR 875 01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:33,417 How's your father-in-law? 876 01:11:33,917 --> 01:11:37,250 Not good. They might amputate his toe. 877 01:11:37,333 --> 01:11:38,500 Poor man. 878 01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:53,500 What do you know about drugs? 879 01:11:53,583 --> 01:11:54,500 Drugs? 880 01:11:55,167 --> 01:11:56,917 Their effects. 881 01:11:59,417 --> 01:12:00,667 Your husband? 882 01:12:01,208 --> 01:12:02,333 For example. 883 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,333 That's easy: Slap him. 884 01:12:06,417 --> 01:12:09,000 If he doesn't react, it's opium. 885 01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:11,250 If he laughs, it's weed. 886 01:12:11,333 --> 01:12:13,917 If he jumps, it's hash. 887 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,167 If it's crystal meth, he'll drop dead soon. 888 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:22,292 If it's cocaine, he'll smother you with kisses. 889 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:25,167 If he's insulting, then he's drunk. 890 01:12:25,250 --> 01:12:29,042 If he smacks you so hard you lose a tooth... 891 01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:31,250 everything's normal. 892 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:35,792 He's sober. 893 01:12:40,292 --> 01:12:42,917 Is Elias staying with me? 894 01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,833 Do you have any siblings? 895 01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:54,625 Yes, two sisters and a brother. 896 01:12:56,542 --> 01:12:58,500 A big family. 897 01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:02,250 They still live in our province. 898 01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:05,833 I'm the only one who left. 899 01:13:08,167 --> 01:13:10,250 Turn right up there. 900 01:13:19,667 --> 01:13:21,250 The next left. 901 01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:26,625 We're almost there. 902 01:13:32,833 --> 01:13:35,292 You can let us out over there. 903 01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:39,417 There, near that couple. 904 01:13:43,750 --> 01:13:44,958 Thank you. 905 01:13:45,042 --> 01:13:46,750 Here we are. 906 01:13:46,833 --> 01:13:49,458 Thanks again, Sara, for the kindness. 907 01:13:49,542 --> 01:13:50,750 Her again! 908 01:13:50,833 --> 01:13:52,333 Be good, Elias. 909 01:13:52,958 --> 01:13:53,958 Bye. 910 01:13:57,708 --> 01:14:00,125 Hello. Shall we go? 911 01:14:03,458 --> 01:14:05,625 We're looking for Mr. Saleh? 912 01:14:05,708 --> 01:14:07,625 - Who? - Mr. Saleh! 913 01:14:08,542 --> 01:14:10,333 He just went out. 914 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,375 Go inside. He'll be back. 915 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,708 Have a seat. 916 01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:23,125 Why did you let them in? 917 01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:25,833 I'll get hanged because of them! 918 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:31,792 Leave. Get out. Tell her I won't do it again. 919 01:14:31,875 --> 01:14:34,542 Who are you talking about? Tell who? 920 01:14:34,625 --> 01:14:36,708 That woman who dropped you off. 921 01:14:36,792 --> 01:14:39,958 I could have been hanged for her second abortion. 922 01:14:40,042 --> 01:14:42,458 No more fake mandates for sluts. 923 01:14:42,542 --> 01:14:46,750 People fuck but don't want babies. I'm not a murderer. Now go! 924 01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:49,833 We're not here about an abortion. We need a document. 925 01:14:54,208 --> 01:14:55,292 I see. 926 01:15:01,167 --> 01:15:02,333 Have a seat. 927 01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:05,333 What do you need? 928 01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:10,417 A photocopy of a title or a property deed. 929 01:15:10,958 --> 01:15:12,250 No problem. 930 01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:14,250 I'll prepare it right away. 931 01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:22,042 Same story every time. People dream of big weddings. 932 01:15:22,708 --> 01:15:27,458 They get a loan, then they end up drowning in debt. 933 01:15:28,792 --> 01:15:32,083 It's better to buy a passport and get out of here. 934 01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:34,917 What the hell can you do here? 935 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,833 At most, you'll end up like me. 936 01:15:37,917 --> 01:15:41,125 Open your eyes. Don't be foolish. 937 01:15:44,667 --> 01:15:47,917 - When will you get the money? - I'm heading for the bank. 938 01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:53,500 - When's the operation? - Tomorrow at noon. 939 01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:54,917 See you tomorrow. 940 01:15:59,792 --> 01:16:02,083 I wouldn't want to be in her shoes. 941 01:16:02,667 --> 01:16:04,417 And even less in yours. 942 01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:06,958 I feel for you both. 943 01:16:07,042 --> 01:16:10,333 I'm going to castrate myself when this is over. 944 01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:13,042 The basic male problem. 945 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:17,125 ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY COURT 946 01:16:17,208 --> 01:16:19,625 - You can go. - Thank you, Your Honor. 947 01:16:21,667 --> 01:16:23,375 Hello, dear. 948 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:26,583 Hello, ma'am. You brought all the documents? 949 01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:30,417 - Don't start! - That bitch is messing with me. 950 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,500 What bitch are you talking about? 951 01:16:33,583 --> 01:16:36,667 That headmistress. She won't enroll Elias. 952 01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:48,750 Call first. Don't come here in a fury! 953 01:16:48,833 --> 01:16:51,292 - Hello? - I'm calling from Court. 954 01:16:51,375 --> 01:16:54,375 This is Judge Adel. I received a complaint. 955 01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:57,375 You refused to enroll an innocent child. 956 01:16:57,458 --> 01:17:00,917 You should be aware that our religious values don't allow 957 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,958 depriving a child of education. 958 01:17:03,042 --> 01:17:05,583 This is unacceptable! 959 01:17:05,667 --> 01:17:08,000 It's a misunderstanding, Your Honor. 960 01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:11,125 Tell me the child's name. I'll take care of it immediately. 961 01:17:11,708 --> 01:17:13,042 I'll send a fax. 962 01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:18,125 If I ever hear of the slightest violation, 963 01:17:18,208 --> 01:17:20,958 I'll have you fired without hesitation. 964 01:17:21,042 --> 01:17:23,458 Thank you, Your Honor. May God bless you. 965 01:17:37,958 --> 01:17:40,042 I got you, mangy beast! 966 01:17:43,042 --> 01:17:45,458 One of the kittens ran off. 967 01:17:46,917 --> 01:17:48,833 Where are you going so late? 968 01:17:48,917 --> 01:17:51,250 Ahmad promised to get rid of these cats. 969 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:55,292 Leave those poor cats alone! For goodness' sake! 970 01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:28,667 One day, a mullah was approached by his neighbor: 971 01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:32,167 “I saw your daughter's round belly. Is she pregnant?” 972 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,542 “No, it's just flatulence.” 973 01:18:36,250 --> 01:18:38,875 Months later, the neighbor tells him, 974 01:18:38,958 --> 01:18:41,292 “I saw your daughter holding her little fart.” 975 01:18:42,583 --> 01:18:44,500 Just a little fart. 976 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:51,042 A little fart is all it takes to ruin a lifelong reputation. 977 01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:54,542 The doctor says my unwed daughter is pregnant. 978 01:18:54,625 --> 01:18:55,875 God help me. 979 01:18:57,125 --> 01:19:00,417 Where will I find the money to abort the little bastard? 980 01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:09,417 I wish I was you. 981 01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:23,125 - Good evening. - It's very late, Ahmad. 982 01:19:23,208 --> 01:19:26,125 Sorry. How are you? 983 01:19:26,875 --> 01:19:29,208 Fine, thanks. How's your daughter? 984 01:19:29,292 --> 01:19:32,167 Her medical costs are very expensive. 985 01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:34,333 You know my circumstances. 986 01:19:34,917 --> 01:19:36,917 I'm a poor man. 987 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:41,458 I was hoping you could help me get a little loan. 988 01:19:41,542 --> 01:19:45,292 You know nothing can be done without collateral. 989 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,375 Good night. 990 01:19:48,375 --> 01:19:49,625 Mr. Mohsen... 991 01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:55,625 You heard about that phone call? 992 01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:57,917 The one to my nephew Yusef. 993 01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:00,792 Our neighbor works for the Morality Police. 994 01:20:00,875 --> 01:20:05,750 He could burn down the whore's house, if I give him her number. 995 01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:09,375 It's in your hands. 996 01:20:09,958 --> 01:20:11,083 Good night. 997 01:20:16,292 --> 01:20:19,208 0912586734 998 01:20:37,417 --> 01:20:38,958 What's happening? 999 01:20:41,458 --> 01:20:43,208 Another execution. 1000 01:20:43,292 --> 01:20:44,333 A hanging? 1001 01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:51,625 Once there was a man on the gallows who had no last words. 1002 01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:55,125 But after they hoisted him up, he changed his mind. 1003 01:20:55,208 --> 01:20:57,042 Back down, he declared, 1004 01:20:57,125 --> 01:21:00,583 “I saw an illegal satellite dish on that rooftop!” 1005 01:21:22,542 --> 01:21:25,208 So what's the photo for? 1006 01:21:27,667 --> 01:21:29,458 A souvenir. 1007 01:21:29,542 --> 01:21:31,583 Let's use a bright background. 1008 01:21:31,667 --> 01:21:33,750 No, don't change it. 1009 01:21:33,833 --> 01:21:35,542 Leave it. 1010 01:21:39,875 --> 01:21:41,917 A little smile? 1011 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:42,833 No. 1012 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,083 Isn't that your number? 1013 01:21:59,417 --> 01:22:01,375 Answer me! 1014 01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:04,583 It wasn't me. 1015 01:22:04,667 --> 01:22:08,333 I can't believe I've been living with a whore for the past five years. 1016 01:22:08,417 --> 01:22:12,250 What other lies have you told me? Is that baby even mine? 1017 01:22:15,292 --> 01:22:17,292 Who else did you sleep with? 1018 01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:19,750 The butcher? The grocer? 1019 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,500 Taxi drivers? The neighbors? 1020 01:22:22,583 --> 01:22:25,292 Go on, tell me the truth. 1021 01:22:26,792 --> 01:22:30,875 That's right. I slept with the butcher, grocer, everyone, and I'm proud of it! 1022 01:22:30,958 --> 01:22:32,792 You want details? 1023 01:22:36,708 --> 01:22:39,417 And I had an abortion. Twice! 1024 01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:00,708 Pack your things and get the hell out. 1025 01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:47,958 Here. 1026 01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:34,375 Do you have the money? 1027 01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:37,417 Babak has it. 1028 01:24:46,542 --> 01:24:49,125 Don't worry. He's on his way. 1029 01:24:49,208 --> 01:24:53,000 What time is he coming, the guy with the money? 1030 01:24:57,750 --> 01:24:59,208 Where could he be? 1031 01:25:02,417 --> 01:25:04,500 Why isn't he here? 1032 01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:07,625 - Sure he found the money? - Yes. 1033 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,208 Maybe he overslept. 1034 01:25:17,708 --> 01:25:19,042 Get up. 1035 01:25:19,125 --> 01:25:21,583 We'll go find him and come back. 1036 01:25:22,083 --> 01:25:24,500 It's always the same. 1037 01:25:24,583 --> 01:25:27,292 You owe me for the disinfectant. 1038 01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:29,708 You haven't disinfected anything! 1039 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,250 Hi, is Babak here? 1040 01:26:01,667 --> 01:26:03,333 What a world. 1041 01:26:06,583 --> 01:26:09,250 Just because an idiot wants a virgin. 1042 01:26:11,292 --> 01:26:13,750 Can a guy like that make you happy? 1043 01:26:15,125 --> 01:26:16,333 What now? 1044 01:26:16,833 --> 01:26:19,083 Will your fiancé go after him? 1045 01:26:21,917 --> 01:26:23,583 There's no fiancé. 1046 01:26:28,458 --> 01:26:30,750 So what's with all the drama? 1047 01:26:33,125 --> 01:26:34,708 A trafficker. 1048 01:26:34,792 --> 01:26:36,750 He takes girls to Dubai. 1049 01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:41,083 He said the Arabs pay fortunes for Iranian virgins. 1050 01:26:42,875 --> 01:26:47,417 I told him I was a virgin. He made me sign a contract. 1051 01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:49,833 He took my passport. 1052 01:26:53,083 --> 01:26:54,708 I'm trapped. 1053 01:26:56,750 --> 01:26:58,125 But why? 1054 01:27:00,417 --> 01:27:01,750 Your family knows? 1055 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,167 I haven't seen them in six months. 1056 01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:21,000 I came to Tehran to find work. 1057 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,583 It's not much. 1058 01:27:36,667 --> 01:27:38,875 It's enough for a ticket back home. 1059 01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:42,000 Things will work out. 1060 01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:13,417 You again, son of a bitch! 1061 01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:16,083 Elias, have you seen Sara? 1062 01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:20,458 Grandpa is in the hospital. They amputated his toe. 1063 01:28:24,542 --> 01:28:29,375 That tramp must 1064 01:28:29,458 --> 01:28:33,292 pack up and go. 1065 01:28:34,042 --> 01:28:36,875 That tramp must 1066 01:28:36,958 --> 01:28:41,292 pack up and go. 1067 01:28:45,417 --> 01:28:49,583 It's good that you're here. Tell me which one suits me better. 1068 01:28:49,667 --> 01:28:50,958 This one 1069 01:28:51,042 --> 01:28:52,708 or this one? 1070 01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:56,542 Have you heard? They discovered who phoned Yusef. 1071 01:29:05,458 --> 01:29:08,625 JANITOR 1072 01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:37,208 I have an idea! 1073 01:29:37,292 --> 01:29:40,208 We'll prove to them that I'm an innocent angel. 1074 01:29:40,917 --> 01:29:43,375 An angel would never phone Yusef. 1075 01:29:43,458 --> 01:29:44,750 Here. 1076 01:29:44,833 --> 01:29:48,625 Push the button when I tell you. OK? 1077 01:29:49,208 --> 01:29:50,792 You're a good boy. 1078 01:30:03,875 --> 01:30:04,958 Now! 1079 01:30:06,583 --> 01:30:09,583 Don't look surprised. All angels have wings. 1080 01:30:09,667 --> 01:30:11,000 Go ahead. 1081 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,292 Come on! 1082 01:30:33,167 --> 01:30:34,375 Come on! 1083 01:30:40,250 --> 01:30:42,167 The butcher? The grocer? 1084 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:45,125 Taxi drivers? 1085 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,625 The neighbors? 1086 01:31:09,667 --> 01:31:12,292 Go show everyone. 1087 01:31:12,375 --> 01:31:15,042 The baker, the butcher, the neighbors. 1088 01:31:15,125 --> 01:31:18,208 Taxi drivers, everyone... Show them. 1089 01:31:20,500 --> 01:31:22,208 Go, I said. 1090 01:32:24,958 --> 01:32:26,875 Here's your schoolbag. 1091 01:32:27,333 --> 01:32:31,000 I packed you a sandwich, a snack for break time. 1092 01:32:33,417 --> 01:32:36,375 We must wake up very early tomorrow. 1093 01:32:36,458 --> 01:32:39,125 School starts at 7:00. 1094 01:32:39,208 --> 01:32:42,333 You don't want to be late on your first day. 1095 01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:44,583 Are you excited? 1096 01:36:04,917 --> 01:36:06,917 English Subtitles: Richard Lormand 1097 01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:09,000 Subtitling: TITRAFILM 75314

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