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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,042 --> 00:00:01,251 Okay. 2 00:00:03,584 --> 00:00:05,376 Ooh-wee, I am fuming, y'all. 3 00:00:05,489 --> 00:00:09,325 So I was taking my ten-year-old, Destiny, to school this morning. 4 00:00:09,427 --> 00:00:14,496 Now, she loves that 96.5 radio station. 5 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:18,200 It's like the hits or top 40 hits or something. 6 00:00:18,225 --> 00:00:19,862 This rap song comes on. 7 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:23,339 And it was just... disgusting. 8 00:00:23,364 --> 00:00:25,574 It's... you okay, baby? 9 00:00:25,676 --> 00:00:29,211 Want a juice box? 10 00:00:29,313 --> 00:00:33,141 So, uh, I-I looked up the lyrics. 11 00:00:33,312 --> 00:00:36,992 And the song is by this guy, Paper Boi, 12 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:39,292 and I'm gonna read y'all what was playing. 13 00:00:39,389 --> 00:00:42,090 So there's gonna be some cussing. 14 00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:43,324 But it's not my words. 15 00:00:43,426 --> 00:00:45,677 Okay, so here it goes. 16 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:50,198 "Bitch, I need reparations." 17 00:00:50,292 --> 00:00:54,126 N-Niggas tired of dancing like The Temptations. 18 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:57,751 Sell a dime bag or that new crack, fentanyl. 19 00:00:57,834 --> 00:01:00,626 The same reason Prince killed. 20 00:01:00,751 --> 00:01:03,502 My dick is like a tree trunk. 21 00:01:03,584 --> 00:01:06,293 Baby, catch this tree sap. 22 00:01:06,626 --> 00:01:08,751 Kicked you out the condo. 23 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:11,126 This ain't the place you sleep at. 24 00:01:11,413 --> 00:01:13,674 Baby, slide on the dick. 25 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:16,001 You can do it all night. 26 00:01:16,497 --> 00:01:18,623 You can be my baby mama. 27 00:01:18,709 --> 00:01:22,251 "You can't ever be my wife." 28 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,033 Here's where it gets crazy, y'all. 29 00:01:25,508 --> 00:01:29,694 "Said no to college 'cause it's no fun." 30 00:01:29,719 --> 00:01:32,637 Mo' drugs and mo' guns. 31 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:35,792 But I still might have to slap a trick. 32 00:01:36,218 --> 00:01:39,563 "Shout-out Colin Kaepernick." 33 00:01:41,751 --> 00:01:43,335 (CRYING): I'm sorry. 34 00:01:43,591 --> 00:01:47,188 It's just, like, this is what was on. 35 00:01:47,290 --> 00:01:51,125 ♪ Uh, told a bitch you motherfuckin' right ♪ 36 00:01:51,228 --> 00:01:53,261 ♪ Told a bitch you motherfuckin' right. ♪ 37 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,534 (LAUGHTER) 38 00:01:54,559 --> 00:01:56,358 (WHOOPS, TRILLS) 39 00:01:56,490 --> 00:01:57,739 Hey! 40 00:01:58,414 --> 00:02:00,730 Oh, boy, I can't believe that single went gold already. 41 00:02:00,755 --> 00:02:03,890 Yo, that white woman crying, 42 00:02:03,918 --> 00:02:05,794 that was the best thing that could've happened to us, man. 43 00:02:05,884 --> 00:02:08,286 Their tears are powerful. 44 00:02:08,311 --> 00:02:09,786 They are. They really are. 45 00:02:09,888 --> 00:02:10,887 Yo, I was gonna send her ass a gift, 46 00:02:10,989 --> 00:02:13,302 but, uh, she was slick hatin', though. 47 00:02:13,327 --> 00:02:15,591 (LAUGHTER) 48 00:02:15,616 --> 00:02:18,288 Oh, man. Hey, y'all fellas want another round of shots? 49 00:02:18,313 --> 00:02:19,142 Oh, hell yeah, man. 50 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:19,959 - Yeah. - Sure, man. 51 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,475 BARTENDER: 1800... it's on me. 52 00:02:21,501 --> 00:02:23,421 Not even gonna charge y'all for these, all right? 53 00:02:23,452 --> 00:02:24,651 - Oh, thanks, man. - Thanks. 54 00:02:24,751 --> 00:02:28,669 Matter of fact, might take one with y'all. 55 00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:30,376 Oh, all right. 56 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:31,667 - Oh... - Hey... 57 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,727 White tears. 58 00:02:33,829 --> 00:02:35,562 Oh, it tastes like free. 59 00:02:35,664 --> 00:02:36,730 Ah. 60 00:02:37,626 --> 00:02:39,626 Look, we got to talk about... 61 00:02:39,735 --> 00:02:44,167 Yo. Y-You're Paper Boi, right? 62 00:02:44,683 --> 00:02:46,011 Yeah, man. 63 00:02:46,036 --> 00:02:47,718 Man, see, listen, I was trying to see 64 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:48,751 if I could kick some business with you, brother. 65 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:50,501 Like, I got a handle on a couple... 66 00:02:50,535 --> 00:02:52,284 Well, actually, you know, we're kind of off the clock right now, 67 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:54,375 - so, like, we're just... - Man, fuck you, dude! 68 00:02:54,483 --> 00:02:56,416 I'm talking to Paper Boi. 69 00:02:57,617 --> 00:02:59,452 Okey-dokey. 70 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,421 BARTENDER: Anyway, man, so... 71 00:03:01,952 --> 00:03:03,118 put me on. 72 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:04,591 Huh? 73 00:03:05,744 --> 00:03:09,892 Put... me... on. 74 00:03:10,252 --> 00:03:11,605 I'm trying to get like you, you know. 75 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:13,533 - I need this shit. - MAN: Order up. Let's go, now. 76 00:03:13,558 --> 00:03:15,799 Yes, sir, it'll be right up. 77 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:20,573 (BARTENDER MUMBLING) 78 00:03:20,753 --> 00:03:23,420 Okay, that was... weird. 79 00:03:23,445 --> 00:03:26,463 Man, that shit be happening all the time now, man. 80 00:03:26,963 --> 00:03:28,648 It's kind of cool. 81 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,450 You know? 'Cause people recognize you. 82 00:03:30,552 --> 00:03:31,618 ALFRED: Yeah, man, that's overrated. 83 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,498 Nah. I don't think it is 'cause, like, 84 00:03:33,523 --> 00:03:34,621 I'm always getting stunted on. 85 00:03:34,690 --> 00:03:36,690 I would love to be the person who can stunt on somebody. 86 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:38,085 You can stunt on anybody you want. 87 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:40,021 Hey, man, shit. Look, welcome to Atlanta. 88 00:03:40,046 --> 00:03:41,343 Man, all you need is some money. 89 00:03:41,368 --> 00:03:43,070 I don't even think it's that. 90 00:03:43,095 --> 00:03:46,399 I once bought a homeless person a McDonald's meal. 91 00:03:46,501 --> 00:03:47,600 He threw it away right in front of me. 92 00:03:47,703 --> 00:03:49,065 Stunted on right there. 93 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:50,255 ALFRED: Look, trust me, man. 94 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,180 This town run off stunting on people. 95 00:03:52,489 --> 00:03:54,067 Them streaming checks come in yet? 96 00:03:54,145 --> 00:03:56,067 - Monday. - It's gonna be good, right? 97 00:03:56,092 --> 00:03:57,711 It's gonna be less than you expected, 98 00:03:57,813 --> 00:03:59,546 but more than I was, so... 99 00:03:59,648 --> 00:04:02,377 Oh. Coolio 'cause I need that money, yo. 100 00:04:02,529 --> 00:04:03,861 I feel you. 101 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:05,959 I feel... I feel everything. 102 00:04:08,542 --> 00:04:10,460 - (DOOR OPENS) - ♪ Where tiny men have been absorbed... ♪ 103 00:04:10,592 --> 00:04:11,592 (DOOR CLOSES) 104 00:04:12,883 --> 00:04:14,108 VAN: Hey, babe. 105 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:16,946 EARN: Hey. What's up? 106 00:04:17,938 --> 00:04:21,634 Mm. I love how you send all your important mail to my house. 107 00:04:21,737 --> 00:04:24,471 Yeah. That's love. I trust you. 108 00:04:24,573 --> 00:04:26,606 (VAN CHUCKLES) 109 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:28,541 You're not gonna believe what happened today. 110 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:30,316 What happened today? 111 00:04:30,341 --> 00:04:31,414 VAN: You know how we've been trying 112 00:04:31,501 --> 00:04:33,335 to go to this Beyoncé concert? 113 00:04:33,415 --> 00:04:36,383 This heifer Kristina goes out and buys herself a VIP ticket. 114 00:04:36,501 --> 00:04:39,460 ♪ She asked me who died... ♪ 115 00:04:40,063 --> 00:04:41,599 That means we can't sit together. 116 00:04:41,984 --> 00:04:43,195 And not everybody can afford 117 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:45,909 350 extra dollars for a fucking VIP ticket. 118 00:04:45,972 --> 00:04:49,429 And she's like, "Well, maybe I can meet all y'all afterwards." 119 00:04:49,484 --> 00:04:51,237 Maybe." 120 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,469 She stunted on you. 121 00:04:55,571 --> 00:04:58,438 She stunted on me. 122 00:04:58,694 --> 00:05:00,461 Well, you know what? This weekend... 123 00:05:00,486 --> 00:05:01,485 Mm-hmm. 124 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:04,311 We're doing it big. I'm calling it. 125 00:05:04,413 --> 00:05:05,479 - No more Mr. Nice Earn. - Oh, yeah? 126 00:05:05,581 --> 00:05:07,214 - Yeah, seriously. - Okay, Diddy. 127 00:05:07,316 --> 00:05:08,482 The stunters have become the stunted. 128 00:05:08,584 --> 00:05:10,284 - All right, all right. - Yeah. 129 00:05:10,386 --> 00:05:12,545 - Puff Daddy. - Look at this. 130 00:05:12,631 --> 00:05:14,321 Puff Zaddy. 131 00:05:14,423 --> 00:05:17,324 - Oh. - Yeah. 132 00:05:17,349 --> 00:05:19,357 - Shit. - Oh, my God. 133 00:05:19,395 --> 00:05:21,498 - You're gonna get us robbed. - (LAUGHS) 134 00:05:25,667 --> 00:05:26,585 Hey, what up, boy? 135 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,553 - Hey! Paper Boi in the house. - Hey, what's going on, man? 136 00:05:28,584 --> 00:05:29,626 - What's good, man? - Good to see you. 137 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:31,709 - That's my boy, Darius, man. - Hey, Darius. What it do? 138 00:05:31,818 --> 00:05:33,444 Aw, we got a hugger, man. Nice to meet you. 139 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,210 - How you doing, man? - Hey, great. 140 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:36,417 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 141 00:05:36,485 --> 00:05:38,245 CLARK: Yo, that's my boy, Boogz, right there. 142 00:05:38,318 --> 00:05:39,443 - Hey, what up, man? - What up, man? How y'all doing? 143 00:05:39,568 --> 00:05:41,448 Squad up in here, man, that's my right-hand man. 144 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,508 (LAUGHING): Wait a minute... Them the Tubs? 145 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,075 Aw, what you looking at, this? 146 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:47,083 - You must be looking at this, man. - ALFRED: Come on, man. 147 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:50,196 Yo, Tub dubs. My mom, she used to work 148 00:05:50,221 --> 00:05:51,415 - in the government. - (LAUGHING): What? 149 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,285 Yeah, she got 'em to me before they stopped making 'em, 150 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:55,792 so, kind of like a little good luck charm. 151 00:05:55,834 --> 00:05:56,501 Wow. 152 00:05:56,517 --> 00:05:57,980 CLARK: Yeah, man. 153 00:05:58,042 --> 00:05:59,834 But, yo, we're working on some hot tracks right now. 154 00:05:59,849 --> 00:06:02,143 You trying to, you trying to hop in a couple of tracks, man? 155 00:06:02,168 --> 00:06:03,168 ALFRED: Oh, yeah? 156 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,195 We could get a couple verses in. 157 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:05,676 Come on, man. We might as well. 158 00:06:05,701 --> 00:06:08,099 Oh, yeah, man. Well, I got to get in the zone first, man. 159 00:06:08,209 --> 00:06:09,418 Yep. - I got to, like, smoke and shit. You hear me? 160 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:12,133 CLARK: Nah, I feel you, totally, bro... 161 00:06:12,158 --> 00:06:14,158 Yeah, I rolled a blunt, man. You-you trying to hit this? 162 00:06:14,183 --> 00:06:15,206 CLARK: Man, that sounds dope, 163 00:06:15,309 --> 00:06:16,767 but I don't, I don't really smoke. 164 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,834 - No? - Nah, I got to keep my voice right. 165 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,220 But, hey, thanks, man. 166 00:06:20,245 --> 00:06:21,379 Yeah, man, I-I hear you. 167 00:06:21,467 --> 00:06:23,801 All right, well, that's why I brought this Hen, though. 168 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:24,876 - You know what I'm saying? (LAUGHS) - DARIUS: Yeah, boy. 169 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,210 You trying to get in on this, I know, right? 170 00:06:26,235 --> 00:06:28,201 Man! You brought the Hen, that's dope! 171 00:06:28,209 --> 00:06:30,168 I know you trying to get in on this, my nigga. 172 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,223 Hey, that's what's up, man. I don't really drink. 173 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:34,225 We got bottles here for y'all, though. 174 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:36,036 But I don't really drink like that. 175 00:06:36,061 --> 00:06:39,030 - That's lit, though, man. - Yeah. Okay. 176 00:06:39,061 --> 00:06:41,323 Yeah, man, yo. Do your thing, man. 177 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:44,042 Get in your zone. I'm about to lay down something, dude. 178 00:06:44,058 --> 00:06:45,285 Play that one. 179 00:06:47,796 --> 00:06:49,801 Yo, Clark is pretty cool, man. 180 00:06:49,967 --> 00:06:51,033 - Yeah. - Nice guy. 181 00:06:51,058 --> 00:06:52,444 Yeah, I know. 182 00:06:53,501 --> 00:06:55,252 CLARK: Hey, yo, start it after the chorus. 183 00:06:55,349 --> 00:06:57,631 - ENGINEER: Okay, got you, bro. - Yeah, track get me hype. 184 00:06:57,772 --> 00:06:59,117 (COUGHS) 185 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:05,458 ALFRED (CHUCKLES): It's dope. 186 00:07:06,695 --> 00:07:08,396 (DARIUS CHUCKLES) 187 00:07:08,421 --> 00:07:10,261 (CLARK HUMMING) 188 00:07:11,148 --> 00:07:12,148 Yo. 189 00:07:12,209 --> 00:07:15,193 ♪ Walk it, walk it, walk it like a bird, bird, bird ♪ 190 00:07:15,218 --> 00:07:16,419 ♪ Talking to the plug like ♪ 191 00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:18,335 ♪ What's the word, word, word? ♪ 192 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:19,499 ♪ Swerve, swerve, swerve ♪ 193 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:21,709 ♪ Off the curb, curb, curb ♪ 194 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:24,409 ♪ Hennessy plus the herb, plus the herb, herb, herb ♪ 195 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:27,636 ♪ Yo, I just bought a dinosaur like Nicolas Cage. ♪ 196 00:07:27,661 --> 00:07:28,776 - (MUSIC STOPS) - Uh... 197 00:07:29,012 --> 00:07:30,698 hey, what happened? Hey, what's going on? 198 00:07:30,723 --> 00:07:31,949 ENGINEER: Hey, sorry, man. 199 00:07:31,974 --> 00:07:33,758 The program just crashed or something. 200 00:07:33,783 --> 00:07:35,760 CLARK: The program just crashed? 201 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,354 ENGINEER: I just got to up... we got to update, probably. 202 00:07:38,447 --> 00:07:39,735 - Okay. - ENGINEER: I'm sorry, man. 203 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,293 It just... yeah, it just crashed. 204 00:07:43,104 --> 00:07:45,079 Dude, don't crash it again, dude. 205 00:07:45,104 --> 00:07:46,131 ENGINEER: Yeah, that's my bad. 206 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,956 - CLARK: Yeah, it's your bad. - It just crashed, so... 207 00:07:47,981 --> 00:07:49,881 Dude, if it crashes again, 208 00:07:49,924 --> 00:07:52,182 I'm gonna crash my foot in your ass. 209 00:07:53,596 --> 00:07:55,206 Fix that shit, okay? 210 00:07:55,502 --> 00:07:57,185 ENGINEER: Yeah, that's-that's my bad. You know... 211 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,595 Hey, yo, Al, man. You fucks with that, man? 212 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,079 - Dude, that was... - That shit was dope to me, man. 213 00:08:01,188 --> 00:08:02,892 Boy, you're a strapping young lad. 214 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,168 - It's good, man. - CLARK: Hey, man. 215 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:05,124 I appreciate you, Darius. 216 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:07,001 - You got that, man. - Yo, it's the gift, bro. 217 00:08:07,011 --> 00:08:09,595 Like, I was just freestyling off the top, right? 218 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:11,918 And then I just got into this different world, man. 219 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,001 I don't even remember what I said, to be real, man. 220 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:15,208 I felt that, man. 221 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:17,162 Hopefully, I can recreate it, you know, 222 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:20,838 um, after I listen to it because the engineer did his job. 223 00:08:20,863 --> 00:08:22,463 He recorded it, right? 224 00:08:22,488 --> 00:08:23,810 Yeah, we got that. I'm just double-checking 225 00:08:23,866 --> 00:08:24,799 - that it's there, you know? - Right, right. 226 00:08:24,824 --> 00:08:26,471 - What's up? - Yo. 227 00:08:27,209 --> 00:08:29,876 - You need to stop playing, dawg. Okay? - Man, I'm not... 228 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:32,391 - I'm not playing. It's... - Hey, yo, Boogz, it's cool, man. 229 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:34,954 'Cause it's all love, right? Hey, man, I love you, bro. 230 00:08:34,979 --> 00:08:38,299 I wouldn't hurt you. I'd never put a hand on you. 231 00:08:38,330 --> 00:08:39,057 ENGINEER: I know that. 232 00:08:39,082 --> 00:08:40,282 Just don't fuck up 233 00:08:40,315 --> 00:08:43,454 because I'm not the only one with hands in this world. 234 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,050 You know what I'm saying? 235 00:08:45,198 --> 00:08:47,307 ENGINEER: Yeah, man. (SIGHS) I love you, too. 236 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,261 - Let's do this. - Yeah, hey, stop talking. 237 00:08:52,789 --> 00:08:54,509 Damn, this place is kind of nice. 238 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,733 Yeah, and it serves alcohol. 239 00:08:56,758 --> 00:08:58,303 'Cause, you know, when you're drunk, 240 00:08:58,328 --> 00:09:01,633 the one thing you want to do is sit in a chair for two hours. 241 00:09:01,711 --> 00:09:03,151 - Yeah, totally. - Yeah. 242 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,636 - May I help you? - Yeah, uh, can I get, uh, 243 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:07,418 two tickets for Fast & Furious? 244 00:09:07,435 --> 00:09:08,832 Oh, regular or VIP? 245 00:09:08,857 --> 00:09:12,383 - What does VIP get you? - It doesn't matter. Two VIPs. 246 00:09:13,072 --> 00:09:14,805 - Okay. - Yeah. 247 00:09:18,648 --> 00:09:19,623 I'm sorry, 248 00:09:19,648 --> 00:09:22,160 but I can't take a bill that large. 249 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,593 It's all right, um... just use my debit. 250 00:09:25,656 --> 00:09:29,100 Mm-hmm. Uh, can I see an ID or a driver's license? 251 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,368 Thank you. 252 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,611 Okay. I got to make a copy of these every time we swipe it, 253 00:09:33,636 --> 00:09:35,602 so, um, are you good on tickets? 254 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,995 You got to make a copy every time you swipe? 255 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:42,176 Yeah, I know it's crazy. It's a new policy, though. 256 00:09:42,201 --> 00:09:43,300 Yeah, but... 257 00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:45,805 Yeah, I don't want a bunch of copies of my debit card 258 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:47,654 and my driver's license all around, you know? 259 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:49,243 What if somebody steals it? 260 00:09:49,268 --> 00:09:51,705 - We're not responsible for that. - VAN: You know what? 261 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,479 It's fine 'cause I have cash. I could just pay with it. 262 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,195 No, it's fine. Um, it's okay, we'll... 263 00:09:57,651 --> 00:10:00,208 We'll figure something else out. It's fine. Thank you. 264 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,432 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 265 00:10:02,877 --> 00:10:04,379 Babe, it's fine. I can pay. 266 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:07,405 No, it... This place feels weird to you, right? 267 00:10:07,784 --> 00:10:09,798 - It feels kind of strange. - Yeah. It's a weird policy. 268 00:10:09,823 --> 00:10:11,276 Yeah, yeah. And when did they even start doing that? 269 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,511 $32.28. 270 00:10:16,619 --> 00:10:17,718 What? 271 00:10:17,836 --> 00:10:20,720 That's a hund... Hold on right there. 272 00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:21,751 Excuse me, sir. 273 00:10:21,846 --> 00:10:22,979 I-I know you don't know me, 274 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,715 but I just tried to pay with a hundred, and they told... 275 00:10:28,447 --> 00:10:31,682 Wow. Okay, let's-let's get out of here. Yeah. 276 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:33,750 Thanks very much. 277 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,375 ♪ Gray love ♪ 278 00:10:42,501 --> 00:10:46,335 ♪ Hungover Sunday love ♪ 279 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:48,459 ♪ Come over, no, stay, love... ♪ 280 00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:50,793 I told you not to use the $100 bill. 281 00:10:50,919 --> 00:10:54,554 Why? It's legal U.S. tender. 282 00:10:54,656 --> 00:10:57,523 Nobody uses cash like that anymore. 283 00:10:57,548 --> 00:10:59,482 What are you, Gucci Mane? Come on. 284 00:10:59,661 --> 00:11:01,761 I should be able to use a $100 bill, okay? 285 00:11:01,863 --> 00:11:03,629 What happened to us was racist. 286 00:11:03,654 --> 00:11:06,109 - It was weird. - No, it was racism. 287 00:11:06,134 --> 00:11:07,462 - (LAUGHS) - Textbook. 288 00:11:07,487 --> 00:11:09,767 I caught that lady red-handed. 289 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:13,751 - You can't say that. - Say what? 290 00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:16,543 Red-handed. Like, red skin. 291 00:11:16,644 --> 00:11:19,679 Like, Native Americans 'cause they're always stealing. 292 00:11:20,307 --> 00:11:22,715 - Is that where that's from? - Yeah, what's wrong with you? 293 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:24,832 I didn't even know. I didn't even know that. 294 00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:27,720 - I... Damn. - (LAUGHS) 295 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:30,580 ♪ Come over, no, stay, love... ♪ 296 00:11:30,581 --> 00:11:31,791 You're fucking with me. That's not funny. 297 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,783 - That's not funny. - It's funny. 298 00:11:33,962 --> 00:11:36,308 - No. - It's funny. 299 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,500 (LAUGHS) 300 00:11:38,673 --> 00:11:40,673 It sounds real. 301 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,421 (SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE) 302 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,335 I don't think that's where it comes from. 303 00:11:52,747 --> 00:11:54,614 Oh, my God. 304 00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:57,042 Hey, man. 305 00:11:57,152 --> 00:11:59,619 I see you out here getting that endorsement money. (CHUCKLES) 306 00:11:59,721 --> 00:12:01,788 - I need some of that shit. - Hell yeah. 307 00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:04,163 That Yoo-hoo commercial. 308 00:12:04,188 --> 00:12:07,797 - That shit fire, boy. "Yoo-hoo!" - (LAUGHTER) 309 00:12:08,089 --> 00:12:09,288 Thanks, man. 310 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,830 The commercials pay really well, too. 311 00:12:10,932 --> 00:12:12,765 You got to get on that, Paper Boi. 312 00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:14,801 Man, I don't know, man. 313 00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:17,570 I ain't got the image for that shit like you do. 314 00:12:17,595 --> 00:12:19,068 What you mean? (CLEARS THROAT) 315 00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:21,234 They got him for the, uh, what's that, the rap snack? 316 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:22,215 Rap Snacks. 317 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,676 - Aw, man. - The chips? 318 00:12:23,778 --> 00:12:25,112 - Yeah, man. - That-That's dope. 319 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,628 Yeah, man, they wanted to give me my own flavor called. 320 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:29,459 - Cocaine White Cheddar or some shit, man. - There you go. 321 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:31,017 - But I passed on that, man. - Huh? 322 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,751 Look, I wanted that Fast and the Furious soundtrack, 323 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,710 but, uh, I ain't get it. 324 00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:37,462 Then I found out that your ass got it, though. 325 00:12:37,487 --> 00:12:39,556 Yeah, yeah. I got it. Yeah. 326 00:12:39,694 --> 00:12:43,529 I mean, most of these majors' stuff, they don't... 327 00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:45,329 They don't look out for black folks like that. 328 00:12:45,354 --> 00:12:46,866 They don't put us on like that. 329 00:12:46,968 --> 00:12:48,768 There's only one spot for niggas, 330 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:52,538 and I got to get it, so you know how that go. 331 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,397 Yeah, but how you be getting that shit, though? 332 00:12:54,422 --> 00:12:56,600 My manager, Luke. He hooks it all up, man. 333 00:12:56,711 --> 00:12:59,679 He has all the connections with all the major brands. 334 00:12:59,999 --> 00:13:01,999 He really does his job really well, man. 335 00:13:02,405 --> 00:13:03,693 If you want to talk to anybody, 336 00:13:03,718 --> 00:13:05,785 just holler at Luke. Yeah. 337 00:13:05,876 --> 00:13:08,418 - Yeah. - Got some waters for you guys. 338 00:13:08,427 --> 00:13:09,435 Oh, thanks, bro. 339 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,100 - Yeah, of course. - I appreciate it, man. 340 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,759 Yo, pull up the "King of Diamonds" joint. 341 00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:15,761 - All right. - The preset's still up, right? 342 00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:17,663 I'm not sure. 343 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,833 Let me know when you're sure, okay? 344 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,601 I'm not playing with you today, okay? 345 00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:25,822 It's me and Paper Boi, man. Come on, man, come on. 346 00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:27,376 - Don't waste our time, bro. - I got you. 347 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,709 You-you got me. 348 00:13:29,888 --> 00:13:31,788 How much we got, man? Fifty thou? 349 00:13:31,813 --> 00:13:34,514 Ha, $50,000 on me. (LAUGHS) 350 00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:35,681 Who are you on the phone with? I see you. 351 00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:36,716 Why you ain't bring no girls? 352 00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:38,626 - I was calling my accountant, nigga. - Hey! 353 00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:41,543 (LAUGHTER) 354 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:42,829 No, it's just, it's fucking amaz... 355 00:13:42,854 --> 00:13:44,720 It crashed again. 356 00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:54,834 Hey, yo, Boogz, I'm gonna go for a walk real quick, 357 00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,354 all right, man? 358 00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:11,684 Y'all should go home. 359 00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:20,493 - Oh, okay. (GRUNTS) - Yeah, man. 360 00:14:20,595 --> 00:14:22,762 I was on my way out anyway, you know what I mean. 361 00:14:22,864 --> 00:14:24,564 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 362 00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,546 - Good luck with your track, bro. - Thanks, man. 363 00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:29,769 - Appreciate it. Yep. - Stay woke. 364 00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:32,538 I'm gonna just take this, man, 'cause it's, like, half full. 365 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,839 - Oh, yeah, I-I got it, man. - Yep, you got this. 366 00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:35,337 We got it, we got it. 367 00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:37,677 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 368 00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:41,514 If you break it down, hookah kind of sounds like something 369 00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:43,649 the tobacco industry created for six-year-olds. 370 00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:46,552 You know what I'm saying? Like... fruit-flavored smoke. 371 00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:49,689 You're not supposed to breathe it in, you know that? 372 00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:50,790 - You're not supposed to inhale? - Thank you. 373 00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:54,760 - No, Grandpa. - Now I really hate it. 374 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,463 I got to pat you down, bro. 375 00:14:57,877 --> 00:14:59,747 Sure, yeah. All right. 376 00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:07,021 You're good, you're good, bro. 377 00:15:08,006 --> 00:15:09,609 $20 for dudes, bro. 378 00:15:09,711 --> 00:15:12,294 All right. $20? 379 00:15:12,319 --> 00:15:13,952 $20 for dudes, bro. 380 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:17,881 There, you have a good night, man. 381 00:15:17,906 --> 00:15:19,939 - Thanks. - Picture ID. 382 00:15:21,823 --> 00:15:23,589 See? 383 00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:26,061 You're not gonna tell me it's not cute. 384 00:15:26,086 --> 00:15:28,728 I thought I'd see more Middle Eastern people here. 385 00:15:29,258 --> 00:15:30,190 It's kind of weird. 386 00:15:30,215 --> 00:15:32,015 Thank you. 387 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:34,233 Okay, so, which flavor do you like? 388 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,084 'Cause mint is good, but you can mix them. 389 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,584 I'm not really a mint guy. 390 00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,746 - I don't like how it feels in my mouth. - Oh, my God. 391 00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:41,808 Especially with smoke... 392 00:15:41,869 --> 00:15:43,653 You have the palate of a three-year-old. 393 00:15:43,678 --> 00:15:45,445 Untrue. I... 394 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:49,548 Sir, did you just pay with that $100 bill outside? 395 00:15:49,651 --> 00:15:52,121 Uh... yeah? 396 00:15:52,146 --> 00:15:54,487 Well, that $100 bill was fake. 397 00:15:54,589 --> 00:15:57,504 - You need to come with us. - What? What do you mean? 398 00:15:57,529 --> 00:16:00,936 That bill you used was fake. Let's go. 399 00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,628 Are you sure it was mine? 400 00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:05,260 You're the only one who's paid with a $100 bill. 401 00:16:05,285 --> 00:16:07,808 - Let's just go. - All right. 402 00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:10,306 You see? Right there. 403 00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:11,604 There's the watermark. 404 00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:16,641 No, no. You did that. 405 00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:18,351 I did that? 406 00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:19,578 What do you...? 407 00:16:19,681 --> 00:16:22,548 No, man... just-just get another hundred to compare it. 408 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:25,118 There are no other hundreds in the bar. 409 00:16:25,206 --> 00:16:26,610 Do you got one of those... 410 00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:29,001 one of those pens that you can mark it with? 411 00:16:29,002 --> 00:16:30,417 Of course not. 412 00:16:31,045 --> 00:16:32,097 (SCOFFS) 413 00:16:32,122 --> 00:16:33,188 How do you even know it's fake? 414 00:16:33,213 --> 00:16:34,545 I know, okay? 415 00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,989 Here. Try and rip it up. 416 00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:38,528 What? 417 00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:40,334 What are you talking about? That makes no sense. 418 00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,311 I'm not falling for your tricks. 419 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,772 You know what? 420 00:16:47,797 --> 00:16:50,217 It's fine. Just... Just give me the... 421 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,500 Give me the money back. I-I'll leave. 422 00:16:51,612 --> 00:16:53,591 Yeah, but you already came inside. 423 00:16:53,823 --> 00:16:55,657 You still need to pay. 424 00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,257 Hurry up! 425 00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:02,168 Oh, my fucking God. 426 00:17:09,751 --> 00:17:11,085 Hey. 427 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,172 We all know that the bill was real, 428 00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:16,135 but the owner was tripping. 429 00:17:16,674 --> 00:17:18,284 Sorry about that. 430 00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:25,178 That was definitely racist. 431 00:17:25,209 --> 00:17:26,584 Yeah, what the fuck? This is supposed to be 432 00:17:26,602 --> 00:17:28,468 a celebration, man. 433 00:17:28,546 --> 00:17:30,504 Yeah, I know. 434 00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,270 Let's just get some food. 435 00:17:32,295 --> 00:17:33,260 No, no, no. 436 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:34,678 I know where we're going. 437 00:17:34,808 --> 00:17:36,473 Where we gonna go? 438 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,601 I'm going somewhere where people definitely know 439 00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:40,826 how to treat someone with money. 440 00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:42,661 (PHONE RINGING) 441 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:44,751 Yeah. A'ight, a'ight. 442 00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:46,237 A'ight, man. Bet. 443 00:17:46,262 --> 00:17:47,839 (LAUGHS) Hey, man. 444 00:17:47,864 --> 00:17:49,269 Earn headed to the strip club. 445 00:17:49,292 --> 00:17:50,959 You want to go slap some butts? 446 00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:53,152 Nah, but I'll watch. 447 00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:54,987 Huh... all right. Get dressed, nigga. 448 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,125 Earn trying to stunt tonight. 449 00:17:56,129 --> 00:17:57,299 Oh, wait, wait, wait. That reminds me. 450 00:17:57,324 --> 00:17:59,502 I got this brand-new all-white suit. 451 00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:01,838 On a bitch. I'm-a throw that on. 452 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,543 You really want to wear all white to a strip club, nigga? 453 00:18:04,699 --> 00:18:06,112 You're right. 454 00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:07,858 Tracy, you coming? 455 00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:09,168 Yeah, yeah. 456 00:18:09,195 --> 00:18:10,953 I'm ready. 457 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,219 Yeah, that's funny, you know that we don't... 458 00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:18,373 - Oh, what the hell? - Goddamn! 459 00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:20,334 - No. - That thing clean. 460 00:18:20,459 --> 00:18:21,499 What y'all do, rob a prom? 461 00:18:21,573 --> 00:18:23,573 Paper Boi, Paper Boi! 462 00:18:23,675 --> 00:18:24,675 Hey, Vanessa. 463 00:18:24,743 --> 00:18:26,576 - How are you? - Hi, Alfred. 464 00:18:26,678 --> 00:18:27,678 Y'all niggas is drunk. 465 00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:29,137 Do you like my big car? 466 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,613 I-I don't want to respond to that. 467 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,460 - That's weird. - Hey, what's going on, man? 468 00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:35,418 Thank you for shuttling us black people to Onyx. 469 00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:37,377 - What the fuck, man? - No, this shit's gonna be tight, man. 470 00:18:37,489 --> 00:18:38,489 Y'all stunting tonight. 471 00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:39,656 We stunting tonight. Yeah. 472 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,679 All right, let's go. 473 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,343 ♪ I tell all my hos, rake it up ♪ 474 00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:47,418 ♪ Break it down, bag it up ♪ 475 00:18:47,532 --> 00:18:49,299 ♪ Fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up ♪ 476 00:18:49,401 --> 00:18:50,600 ♪ Back it up, back it up, back it up ♪ 477 00:18:50,702 --> 00:18:51,552 ♪ Rake it up, rake it up, rake it up... ♪ 478 00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:53,251 DJ: Yo! Fix your grill pieces. 479 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,965 Big baller alert! 480 00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:58,045 We got Paper Boi in the building tonight, ladies. 481 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,171 Yeah, yeah, give it up for my man right there. 482 00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:04,291 He's got his crew and a white girl on his arm. 483 00:19:04,815 --> 00:19:07,054 Yeah, I'm talking to you, Annie Hall. 484 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:07,978 Pink toe. 485 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,880 Let's get it popping. 486 00:19:09,905 --> 00:19:12,806 Shorty's ass so fat on stage, look like a birth defect. 487 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,251 Oh! 488 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:17,006 ♪ I said I'm that nigga, bitch, I already know it... ♪ 489 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,022 If there's anything I can get you, let me know. 490 00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:19,751 Mm-hmm. 491 00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:20,959 Your table does come with a bottle of your choice, 492 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,159 so let me know what I can get you. 493 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,994 - Hennessy Black. - Uh, actually, 494 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,096 Van doesn't drink that, so tequila. 495 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,065 - Got you. - You're right, you're right. 496 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,121 I mean, I'm gonna drink whatever you get. 497 00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:31,583 Sure thing. 498 00:19:31,614 --> 00:19:34,171 Uh, actually, uh, do you have change for a hundred? 499 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,973 They can help you at the bar. Come on. 500 00:19:36,317 --> 00:19:37,382 I'll be back. 501 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,917 All right, man, cool. 502 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,913 Don't get lost in all this ass! 503 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,948 ("I GET THE BAG" BY GUCCI MANE PLAYING) 504 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,918 (DISTORTED): ♪ Ha ♪ 505 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,376 ♪ It's Gucci ♪ 506 00:19:48,697 --> 00:19:50,329 ♪ It's Drop Top ♪ 507 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,757 ♪ Wizop ♪ 508 00:19:51,782 --> 00:19:52,918 - ♪ Hoo ♪ - ♪ Skrrt ♪ 509 00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:54,917 ♪ Yo... ♪ 510 00:19:54,938 --> 00:19:56,193 Hey. 511 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,063 Yoo-hoo! 512 00:19:58,163 --> 00:19:59,296 ♪ I get the bag and flip it and tumble it... ♪ 513 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,932 Um, can you turn this hundred into ones? 514 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,034 Sure thing, papi. Uh, we take 20% 515 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,959 to change it out, and there's a $200 minimum. 516 00:20:07,955 --> 00:20:10,032 - 20%? - Mm-hmm. 517 00:20:10,057 --> 00:20:12,009 All right. 518 00:20:12,459 --> 00:20:13,668 ♪ They DM me ♪ 519 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,024 ♪ Drop the top when it's cold... ♪ 520 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:16,947 Thank you. 521 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,631 - Have fun, baby. - DJ: Yo, coming to the stage, 522 00:20:18,656 --> 00:20:21,060 we got Bankhead Barbie. 523 00:20:21,085 --> 00:20:22,467 You know her, you love her. 524 00:20:22,492 --> 00:20:24,154 ♪ They say the dope on fleek... ♪ 525 00:20:24,651 --> 00:20:27,443 DJ: Yo, man, don't just look at her, tip her. 526 00:20:27,468 --> 00:20:29,709 ♪ Them niggas that flex in the back don't say nothin'... ♪ 527 00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:31,430 Man, where you going, my man? 528 00:20:31,455 --> 00:20:33,163 I said, "Tip her." 529 00:20:33,611 --> 00:20:35,852 Yeah, you, in that green jacket 530 00:20:35,877 --> 00:20:38,212 and that wack-ass Coca-Cola T-shirt. 531 00:20:38,776 --> 00:20:40,542 ♪ My bitch, she walk around like she Kris Jenner ♪ 532 00:20:40,642 --> 00:20:42,002 ♪ I used to break and then enter ♪ 533 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,772 ♪ Then Takeoff run 'em like the game of temple... ♪ 534 00:20:43,797 --> 00:20:46,076 Aw, come on, man, you can do better than that. 535 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,979 You just took $200 out the ATM machine 536 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,631 from your PNC checking account. 537 00:20:50,656 --> 00:20:52,049 Nigga! 538 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,084 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. - (AIR HORN BLOWING) 539 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,954 Coming to the stage, we ain't seen her a long time. 540 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,818 She been on house arrest for giving illegal butt injections, 541 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:04,161 give it up for Bankhead Barbie! 542 00:21:05,334 --> 00:21:10,918 ♪ Way above the ground... ♪ 543 00:21:11,231 --> 00:21:12,845 You want a dance, sweetheart? 544 00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:15,788 Uh, no. But you can dance for my girl over there. 545 00:21:15,813 --> 00:21:17,057 Okay. 546 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,179 (SONG ENDS) 547 00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,376 Okay, honey, that'll be $20. 548 00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:27,984 - Did you want me to keep going? - That wasn't even three seconds. 549 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,682 You-you didn't even make it over there. 550 00:21:29,707 --> 00:21:31,783 - Well, it's for a song. - Need anything, boo? 551 00:21:31,808 --> 00:21:33,979 Uh, we still haven't gotten our tequila. 552 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,918 Yeah, I was waiting on you guys to pay for it. 553 00:21:35,954 --> 00:21:37,859 But it comes with the table. 554 00:21:37,884 --> 00:21:40,297 Yeah, it comes with the table, so you have to buy one. 555 00:21:41,298 --> 00:21:42,390 How much? 556 00:21:42,415 --> 00:21:44,067 $200, love. 557 00:21:44,954 --> 00:21:47,337 All right, um... 558 00:21:48,011 --> 00:21:49,183 - Here. - Okay. 559 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,108 I'll be back with the drinks. 560 00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:52,943 You got any ones? 561 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,245 I want to give it to the girl on stage. 562 00:21:56,058 --> 00:21:58,048 EARN: But she's so skinny, and she... 563 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,587 - she's not doing anything. - VAN (GROANING): I know. 564 00:22:00,626 --> 00:22:02,626 But I feel bad for her. 565 00:22:02,647 --> 00:22:04,021 She seems new, and, like, 566 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,222 all the other girls are so pretty, 567 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,190 and she shouldn't have to compete. 568 00:22:08,004 --> 00:22:09,524 (CHUCKLES) All right. 569 00:22:09,549 --> 00:22:10,849 You got it. Pity dance. 570 00:22:10,874 --> 00:22:12,946 I've never heard of that. 571 00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:16,534 ALFRED (HIGH-PITCHED): "She looks new." 572 00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:18,425 (LAUGHS) Man, that's Minnie. 573 00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:19,722 Looking new her hook. 574 00:22:19,758 --> 00:22:22,735 Yeah, she's been looking new for about damn ten years now, man. 575 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,760 (LAUGHS) 576 00:22:24,024 --> 00:22:25,375 - Real talk? - Mm-hmm. 577 00:22:27,709 --> 00:22:31,543 Yeah, well... it's working for her. 578 00:22:31,587 --> 00:22:32,587 Hmm. 579 00:22:33,169 --> 00:22:34,028 Hey, man. 580 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,952 Van told me about that $100 bill shit. 581 00:22:35,977 --> 00:22:37,959 Yeah, that shit was wack. 582 00:22:38,005 --> 00:22:40,732 Yeah, well, you can't be going out spending $100 bills, nigga. 583 00:22:40,757 --> 00:22:41,689 Why not? 584 00:22:41,714 --> 00:22:43,994 It's legal U.S. tender. 585 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,128 Look at you, man. 586 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,728 You don't look like no damn dope boy. 587 00:22:46,753 --> 00:22:48,131 I'd think that shit was fake, too. 588 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,130 - (LAUGHS) - You told me the only thing I needed 589 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,617 - to run this city was money. - Mm-mm. 590 00:22:52,844 --> 00:22:54,877 Money is an idea, man. 591 00:22:55,219 --> 00:22:57,432 Look, there's a reason that a white dude dressed just like you 592 00:22:57,457 --> 00:22:59,053 can walk into a bank and get a loan, 593 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,711 and you can't even spend a $100 bill, man. 594 00:23:02,187 --> 00:23:03,702 I mean, you need to start acting like you're better 595 00:23:03,709 --> 00:23:05,501 than other niggas, and then they'll start treating you 596 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,168 - better than other niggas. - DARIUS: Yeah, 'cause otherwise, 597 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,439 - you're just another nigga. - Another nigga. 598 00:23:09,464 --> 00:23:10,713 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 599 00:23:11,263 --> 00:23:12,580 Hey, look at Tracy ass over there, man. 600 00:23:12,605 --> 00:23:14,963 He's been telling these hos all night that he's my manager. 601 00:23:14,988 --> 00:23:16,783 Yo, man. We should hire her, yo. 602 00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:19,292 - Yeah? Hey! - There it is! 603 00:23:19,317 --> 00:23:20,730 (ALFRED LAUGHS) 604 00:23:20,755 --> 00:23:22,032 I don't even know why I'm here. 605 00:23:22,548 --> 00:23:24,144 This place has been finessing me all night. 606 00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:25,261 ALFRED: Duh, nigga. 607 00:23:25,286 --> 00:23:26,970 It's a strip club. That's what it's for. 608 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,589 Yep. It ain't like you're supposed to be 609 00:23:28,626 --> 00:23:30,168 out here saving money. 610 00:23:30,184 --> 00:23:32,021 ALFRED (MUMBLING): Yeah, ain't saving no money 611 00:23:32,046 --> 00:23:33,813 - at no strip club. - Yeah. 612 00:23:35,121 --> 00:23:36,288 Nigga. 613 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,959 You okay? 614 00:23:48,452 --> 00:23:50,352 Nah, I had fun. 615 00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,793 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 616 00:24:01,805 --> 00:24:03,433 VAN: What's going on? 617 00:24:03,459 --> 00:24:05,251 Yeah, Michael Vick out here racing people. 618 00:24:05,292 --> 00:24:06,542 He taking bets, too. 619 00:24:06,561 --> 00:24:08,067 Yeah, boy, yeah. 620 00:24:08,092 --> 00:24:10,395 Is he... is he doing okay? 621 00:24:10,501 --> 00:24:11,501 Oh, he fine. 622 00:24:11,592 --> 00:24:13,258 It's just a good hustle. 623 00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:15,709 Yeah. Drunk people just want to race him. 624 00:24:15,803 --> 00:24:17,306 This his sixth race 625 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,431 in the ten minutes I've been standing here. 626 00:24:19,533 --> 00:24:21,930 - That boy's good. - MICHAEL: Anybody else? 627 00:24:22,008 --> 00:24:23,235 Anybody? 628 00:24:23,469 --> 00:24:25,062 MAN: Three-to-one odds. 629 00:24:25,094 --> 00:24:26,571 It's fair. 630 00:24:27,785 --> 00:24:30,408 I kind of want to see this. 631 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:31,511 I'll do it. 632 00:24:31,612 --> 00:24:33,402 (CHEERING) 633 00:24:34,214 --> 00:24:35,956 No, what, wait... what are you doing? 634 00:24:36,214 --> 00:24:38,250 Sometimes you just got to stunt on people. 635 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,519 And also, I haven't run six races in ten minutes. 636 00:24:40,621 --> 00:24:42,015 Should be good. 637 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,332 Let's make this quick. 638 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:44,357 (CHEERING) 639 00:24:44,424 --> 00:24:46,391 HAT MAN: Oh, shit. 640 00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:52,335 DJ: All right, all right, all right, fellas, fellas, fellas. 641 00:24:52,432 --> 00:24:53,498 You know how we do it. 642 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,142 Let's get it going, let's get it going. 643 00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,201 A'ight? On your mark. 644 00:24:58,142 --> 00:24:59,237 Get set. 645 00:24:59,735 --> 00:25:00,501 Go! 646 00:25:00,526 --> 00:25:02,493 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 647 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,625 It's Michael Vick. 648 00:25:17,042 --> 00:25:20,584 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com - 47049

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