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Okay.
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Ooh-wee, I am fuming, y'all.
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So I was taking my ten-year-old,
Destiny, to school this morning.
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Now, she loves that 96.5 radio station.
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It's like the hits or
top 40 hits or something.
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This rap song comes on.
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And it was just... disgusting.
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It's... you okay, baby?
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Want a juice box?
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So, uh, I-I looked up the lyrics.
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And the song is by this guy, Paper Boi,
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and I'm gonna read
y'all what was playing.
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So there's gonna be some cussing.
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But it's not my words.
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Okay, so here it goes.
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"Bitch, I need reparations."
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N-Niggas tired of dancing
like The Temptations.
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Sell a dime bag or that
new crack, fentanyl.
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The same reason Prince killed.
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My dick is like a tree trunk.
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Baby, catch this tree sap.
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Kicked you out the condo.
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This ain't the place you sleep at.
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Baby, slide on the dick.
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You can do it all night.
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You can be my baby mama.
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"You can't ever be my wife."
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Here's where it gets crazy, y'all.
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"Said no to college 'cause it's no fun."
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Mo' drugs and mo' guns.
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But I still might have to slap a trick.
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"Shout-out Colin Kaepernick."
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(CRYING): I'm sorry.
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It's just, like, this is what was on.
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♪ Uh, told a bitch you
motherfuckin' right ♪
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♪ Told a bitch you
motherfuckin' right. ♪
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(LAUGHTER)
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(WHOOPS, TRILLS)
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Hey!
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Oh, boy, I can't believe
that single went gold already.
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Yo, that white woman crying,
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that was the best thing that
could've happened to us, man.
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Their tears are powerful.
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They are. They really are.
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Yo, I was gonna send her ass a gift,
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but, uh, she was slick hatin', though.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Oh, man. Hey, y'all fellas
want another round of shots?
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Oh, hell yeah, man.
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- Yeah.
- Sure, man.
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BARTENDER: 1800... it's on me.
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Not even gonna charge
y'all for these, all right?
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- Oh, thanks, man.
- Thanks.
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Matter of fact, might
take one with y'all.
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Oh, all right.
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- Oh...
- Hey...
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White tears.
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Oh, it tastes like free.
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Ah.
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Look, we got to talk about...
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Yo. Y-You're Paper Boi, right?
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Yeah, man.
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Man, see, listen, I was trying to see
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if I could kick some
business with you, brother.
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Like, I got a handle on a couple...
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Well, actually, you know, we're
kind of off the clock right now,
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- so, like, we're just...
- Man, fuck you, dude!
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I'm talking to Paper Boi.
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Okey-dokey.
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BARTENDER: Anyway, man, so...
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put me on.
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Huh?
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Put... me... on.
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I'm trying to get like you, you know.
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- I need this shit.
- MAN: Order up. Let's go, now.
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Yes, sir, it'll be right up.
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(BARTENDER MUMBLING)
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Okay, that was... weird.
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Man, that shit be happening
all the time now, man.
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It's kind of cool.
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You know? 'Cause people recognize you.
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ALFRED: Yeah, man, that's overrated.
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Nah. I don't think it is 'cause, like,
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I'm always getting stunted on.
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I would love to be the person
who can stunt on somebody.
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You can stunt on anybody you want.
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Hey, man, shit. Look,
welcome to Atlanta.
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Man, all you need is some money.
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I don't even think it's that.
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I once bought a homeless
person a McDonald's meal.
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He threw it away right in front of me.
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Stunted on right there.
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ALFRED: Look, trust me, man.
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This town run off stunting on people.
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Them streaming checks come in yet?
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- Monday.
- It's gonna be good, right?
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It's gonna be less than you expected,
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but more than I was, so...
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Oh. Coolio 'cause I need that money, yo.
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I feel you.
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I feel... I feel everything.
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- (DOOR OPENS)
- ♪ Where tiny men have been absorbed... ♪
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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VAN: Hey, babe.
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EARN: Hey. What's up?
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Mm. I love how you send all
your important mail to my house.
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Yeah. That's love. I trust you.
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(VAN CHUCKLES)
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You're not gonna believe
what happened today.
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What happened today?
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VAN: You know how we've been trying
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to go to this Beyoncé concert?
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This heifer Kristina goes out
and buys herself a VIP ticket.
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♪ She asked me who died... ♪
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That means we can't sit together.
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And not everybody can afford
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350 extra dollars for
a fucking VIP ticket.
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And she's like, "Well, maybe I
can meet all y'all afterwards."
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Maybe."
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She stunted on you.
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She stunted on me.
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Well, you know what? This weekend...
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Mm-hmm.
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We're doing it big. I'm calling it.
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- No more Mr. Nice Earn.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Yeah, seriously.
- Okay, Diddy.
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The stunters have become the stunted.
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- All right, all right.
- Yeah.
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- Puff Daddy.
- Look at this.
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Puff Zaddy.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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- Shit.
- Oh, my God.
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- You're gonna get us robbed.
- (LAUGHS)
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Hey, what up, boy?
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- Hey! Paper Boi in the house.
- Hey, what's going on, man?
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- What's good, man?
- Good to see you.
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- That's my boy, Darius, man.
- Hey, Darius. What it do?
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Aw, we got a hugger,
man. Nice to meet you.
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- How you doing, man?
- Hey, great.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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CLARK: Yo, that's my
boy, Boogz, right there.
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- Hey, what up, man?
- What up, man? How y'all doing?
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Squad up in here, man,
that's my right-hand man.
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(LAUGHING): Wait a
minute... Them the Tubs?
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Aw, what you looking at, this?
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- You must be looking at this, man.
- ALFRED: Come on, man.
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Yo, Tub dubs. My mom, she used to work
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- in the government.
- (LAUGHING): What?
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Yeah, she got 'em to me
before they stopped making 'em,
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so, kind of like a
little good luck charm.
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Wow.
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CLARK: Yeah, man.
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But, yo, we're working on
some hot tracks right now.
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You trying to, you trying to
hop in a couple of tracks, man?
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ALFRED: Oh, yeah?
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We could get a couple verses in.
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Come on, man. We might as well.
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Oh, yeah, man. Well, I got
to get in the zone first, man.
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Yep. - I got to, like,
smoke and shit. You hear me?
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CLARK: Nah, I feel you, totally, bro...
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Yeah, I rolled a blunt, man.
You-you trying to hit this?
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CLARK: Man, that sounds dope,
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but I don't, I don't really smoke.
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- No?
- Nah, I got to keep my voice right.
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But, hey, thanks, man.
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Yeah, man, I-I hear you.
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All right, well, that's why
I brought this Hen, though.
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- You know what I'm saying? (LAUGHS)
- DARIUS: Yeah, boy.
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You trying to get in
on this, I know, right?
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Man! You brought the Hen, that's dope!
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I know you trying to
get in on this, my nigga.
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Hey, that's what's up,
man. I don't really drink.
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We got bottles here for y'all, though.
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But I don't really drink like that.
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- That's lit, though, man.
- Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah, man, yo. Do your thing, man.
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Get in your zone. I'm about
to lay down something, dude.
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Play that one.
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Yo, Clark is pretty cool, man.
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- Yeah.
- Nice guy.
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Yeah, I know.
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CLARK: Hey, yo, start
it after the chorus.
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- ENGINEER: Okay, got you, bro.
- Yeah, track get me hype.
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(COUGHS)
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ALFRED (CHUCKLES): It's dope.
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(DARIUS CHUCKLES)
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(CLARK HUMMING)
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Yo.
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♪ Walk it, walk it, walk
it like a bird, bird, bird ♪
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♪ Talking to the plug like ♪
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♪ What's the word, word, word? ♪
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♪ Swerve, swerve, swerve ♪
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♪ Off the curb, curb, curb ♪
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♪ Hennessy plus the herb,
plus the herb, herb, herb ♪
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♪ Yo, I just bought a
dinosaur like Nicolas Cage. ♪
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- (MUSIC STOPS)
- Uh...
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hey, what happened?
Hey, what's going on?
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ENGINEER: Hey, sorry, man.
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The program just crashed or something.
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CLARK: The program just crashed?
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ENGINEER: I just got to up...
we got to update, probably.
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- Okay.
- ENGINEER: I'm sorry, man.
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It just... yeah, it just crashed.
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Dude, don't crash it again, dude.
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ENGINEER: Yeah, that's my bad.
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- CLARK: Yeah, it's your bad.
- It just crashed, so...
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Dude, if it crashes again,
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I'm gonna crash my foot in your ass.
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Fix that shit, okay?
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ENGINEER: Yeah, that's-that's
my bad. You know...
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Hey, yo, Al, man. You
fucks with that, man?
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- Dude, that was...
- That shit was dope to me, man.
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Boy, you're a strapping young lad.
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- It's good, man.
- CLARK: Hey, man.
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I appreciate you, Darius.
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- You got that, man.
- Yo, it's the gift, bro.
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Like, I was just freestyling
off the top, right?
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And then I just got into
this different world, man.
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I don't even remember what
I said, to be real, man.
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I felt that, man.
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Hopefully, I can recreate it, you know,
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um, after I listen to it
because the engineer did his job.
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He recorded it, right?
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Yeah, we got that. I'm
just double-checking
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- that it's there, you know?
- Right, right.
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- What's up?
- Yo.
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- You need to stop playing, dawg. Okay?
- Man, I'm not...
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- I'm not playing. It's...
- Hey, yo, Boogz, it's cool, man.
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'Cause it's all love, right?
Hey, man, I love you, bro.
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I wouldn't hurt you. I'd
never put a hand on you.
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ENGINEER: I know that.
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Just don't fuck up
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because I'm not the only
one with hands in this world.
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You know what I'm saying?
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ENGINEER: Yeah, man.
(SIGHS) I love you, too.
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- Let's do this.
- Yeah, hey, stop talking.
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Damn, this place is kind of nice.
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Yeah, and it serves alcohol.
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'Cause, you know, when you're drunk,
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the one thing you want to do
is sit in a chair for two hours.
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- Yeah, totally.
- Yeah.
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- May I help you?
- Yeah, uh, can I get, uh,
243
00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:07,418
two tickets for Fast & Furious?
244
00:09:07,435 --> 00:09:08,832
Oh, regular or VIP?
245
00:09:08,857 --> 00:09:12,383
- What does VIP get you?
- It doesn't matter. Two VIPs.
246
00:09:13,072 --> 00:09:14,805
- Okay.
- Yeah.
247
00:09:18,648 --> 00:09:19,623
I'm sorry,
248
00:09:19,648 --> 00:09:22,160
but I can't take a bill that large.
249
00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,593
It's all right, um... just use my debit.
250
00:09:25,656 --> 00:09:29,100
Mm-hmm. Uh, can I see an
ID or a driver's license?
251
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,368
Thank you.
252
00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,611
Okay. I got to make a copy of
these every time we swipe it,
253
00:09:33,636 --> 00:09:35,602
so, um, are you good on tickets?
254
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,995
You got to make a copy
every time you swipe?
255
00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:42,176
Yeah, I know it's crazy.
It's a new policy, though.
256
00:09:42,201 --> 00:09:43,300
Yeah, but...
257
00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:45,805
Yeah, I don't want a bunch
of copies of my debit card
258
00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:47,654
and my driver's license
all around, you know?
259
00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:49,243
What if somebody steals it?
260
00:09:49,268 --> 00:09:51,705
- We're not responsible for that.
- VAN: You know what?
261
00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,479
It's fine 'cause I have cash.
I could just pay with it.
262
00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,195
No, it's fine. Um, it's okay, we'll...
263
00:09:57,651 --> 00:10:00,208
We'll figure something else
out. It's fine. Thank you.
264
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,432
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
265
00:10:02,877 --> 00:10:04,379
Babe, it's fine. I can pay.
266
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:07,405
No, it... This place
feels weird to you, right?
267
00:10:07,784 --> 00:10:09,798
- It feels kind of strange.
- Yeah. It's a weird policy.
268
00:10:09,823 --> 00:10:11,276
Yeah, yeah. And when did
they even start doing that?
269
00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,511
$32.28.
270
00:10:16,619 --> 00:10:17,718
What?
271
00:10:17,836 --> 00:10:20,720
That's a hund... Hold on right there.
272
00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:21,751
Excuse me, sir.
273
00:10:21,846 --> 00:10:22,979
I-I know you don't know me,
274
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,715
but I just tried to pay with
a hundred, and they told...
275
00:10:28,447 --> 00:10:31,682
Wow. Okay, let's-let's
get out of here. Yeah.
276
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:33,750
Thanks very much.
277
00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,375
♪ Gray love ♪
278
00:10:42,501 --> 00:10:46,335
♪ Hungover Sunday love ♪
279
00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:48,459
♪ Come over, no, stay, love... ♪
280
00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:50,793
I told you not to use the $100 bill.
281
00:10:50,919 --> 00:10:54,554
Why? It's legal U.S. tender.
282
00:10:54,656 --> 00:10:57,523
Nobody uses cash like that anymore.
283
00:10:57,548 --> 00:10:59,482
What are you, Gucci Mane? Come on.
284
00:10:59,661 --> 00:11:01,761
I should be able to
use a $100 bill, okay?
285
00:11:01,863 --> 00:11:03,629
What happened to us was racist.
286
00:11:03,654 --> 00:11:06,109
- It was weird.
- No, it was racism.
287
00:11:06,134 --> 00:11:07,462
- (LAUGHS)
- Textbook.
288
00:11:07,487 --> 00:11:09,767
I caught that lady red-handed.
289
00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:13,751
- You can't say that.
- Say what?
290
00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:16,543
Red-handed. Like, red skin.
291
00:11:16,644 --> 00:11:19,679
Like, Native Americans 'cause
they're always stealing.
292
00:11:20,307 --> 00:11:22,715
- Is that where that's from?
- Yeah, what's wrong with you?
293
00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:24,832
I didn't even know. I
didn't even know that.
294
00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:27,720
- I... Damn.
- (LAUGHS)
295
00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:30,580
♪ Come over, no, stay, love... ♪
296
00:11:30,581 --> 00:11:31,791
You're fucking with
me. That's not funny.
297
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,783
- That's not funny.
- It's funny.
298
00:11:33,962 --> 00:11:36,308
- No.
- It's funny.
299
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,500
(LAUGHS)
300
00:11:38,673 --> 00:11:40,673
It sounds real.
301
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,421
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
302
00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,335
I don't think that's
where it comes from.
303
00:11:52,747 --> 00:11:54,614
Oh, my God.
304
00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:57,042
Hey, man.
305
00:11:57,152 --> 00:11:59,619
I see you out here getting that
endorsement money. (CHUCKLES)
306
00:11:59,721 --> 00:12:01,788
- I need some of that shit.
- Hell yeah.
307
00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:04,163
That Yoo-hoo commercial.
308
00:12:04,188 --> 00:12:07,797
- That shit fire, boy. "Yoo-hoo!"
- (LAUGHTER)
309
00:12:08,089 --> 00:12:09,288
Thanks, man.
310
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,830
The commercials pay really well, too.
311
00:12:10,932 --> 00:12:12,765
You got to get on that, Paper Boi.
312
00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:14,801
Man, I don't know, man.
313
00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:17,570
I ain't got the image
for that shit like you do.
314
00:12:17,595 --> 00:12:19,068
What you mean? (CLEARS THROAT)
315
00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:21,234
They got him for the, uh,
what's that, the rap snack?
316
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:22,215
Rap Snacks.
317
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,676
- Aw, man.
- The chips?
318
00:12:23,778 --> 00:12:25,112
- Yeah, man.
- That-That's dope.
319
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,628
Yeah, man, they wanted to
give me my own flavor called.
320
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:29,459
- Cocaine White Cheddar or some shit, man.
- There you go.
321
00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:31,017
- But I passed on that, man.
- Huh?
322
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,751
Look, I wanted that Fastand the Furious soundtrack,
323
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,710
but, uh, I ain't get it.
324
00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:37,462
Then I found out that
your ass got it, though.
325
00:12:37,487 --> 00:12:39,556
Yeah, yeah. I got it. Yeah.
326
00:12:39,694 --> 00:12:43,529
I mean, most of these
majors' stuff, they don't...
327
00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:45,329
They don't look out for
black folks like that.
328
00:12:45,354 --> 00:12:46,866
They don't put us on like that.
329
00:12:46,968 --> 00:12:48,768
There's only one spot for niggas,
330
00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:52,538
and I got to get it,
so you know how that go.
331
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,397
Yeah, but how you be
getting that shit, though?
332
00:12:54,422 --> 00:12:56,600
My manager, Luke. He
hooks it all up, man.
333
00:12:56,711 --> 00:12:59,679
He has all the connections
with all the major brands.
334
00:12:59,999 --> 00:13:01,999
He really does his job really well, man.
335
00:13:02,405 --> 00:13:03,693
If you want to talk to anybody,
336
00:13:03,718 --> 00:13:05,785
just holler at Luke. Yeah.
337
00:13:05,876 --> 00:13:08,418
- Yeah.
- Got some waters for you guys.
338
00:13:08,427 --> 00:13:09,435
Oh, thanks, bro.
339
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,100
- Yeah, of course.
- I appreciate it, man.
340
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,759
Yo, pull up the "King
of Diamonds" joint.
341
00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:15,761
- All right.
- The preset's still up, right?
342
00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:17,663
I'm not sure.
343
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,833
Let me know when you're sure, okay?
344
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,601
I'm not playing with you today, okay?
345
00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:25,822
It's me and Paper Boi,
man. Come on, man, come on.
346
00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:27,376
- Don't waste our time, bro.
- I got you.
347
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,709
You-you got me.
348
00:13:29,888 --> 00:13:31,788
How much we got, man? Fifty thou?
349
00:13:31,813 --> 00:13:34,514
Ha, $50,000 on me. (LAUGHS)
350
00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:35,681
Who are you on the
phone with? I see you.
351
00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:36,716
Why you ain't bring no girls?
352
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:38,626
- I was calling my accountant, nigga.
- Hey!
353
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:41,543
(LAUGHTER)
354
00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:42,829
No, it's just, it's fucking amaz...
355
00:13:42,854 --> 00:13:44,720
It crashed again.
356
00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:54,834
Hey, yo, Boogz, I'm gonna
go for a walk real quick,
357
00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,354
all right, man?
358
00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:11,684
Y'all should go home.
359
00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:20,493
- Oh, okay. (GRUNTS)
- Yeah, man.
360
00:14:20,595 --> 00:14:22,762
I was on my way out anyway,
you know what I mean.
361
00:14:22,864 --> 00:14:24,564
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
362
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,546
- Good luck with your track, bro.
- Thanks, man.
363
00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:29,769
- Appreciate it. Yep.
- Stay woke.
364
00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:32,538
I'm gonna just take this, man,
'cause it's, like, half full.
365
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,839
- Oh, yeah, I-I got it, man.
- Yep, you got this.
366
00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:35,337
We got it, we got it.
367
00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:37,677
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
368
00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:41,514
If you break it down, hookah
kind of sounds like something
369
00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:43,649
the tobacco industry
created for six-year-olds.
370
00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:46,552
You know what I'm saying?
Like... fruit-flavored smoke.
371
00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:49,689
You're not supposed to
breathe it in, you know that?
372
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:50,790
- You're not supposed to inhale?
- Thank you.
373
00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:54,760
- No, Grandpa.
- Now I really hate it.
374
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,463
I got to pat you down, bro.
375
00:14:57,877 --> 00:14:59,747
Sure, yeah. All right.
376
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:07,021
You're good, you're good, bro.
377
00:15:08,006 --> 00:15:09,609
$20 for dudes, bro.
378
00:15:09,711 --> 00:15:12,294
All right. $20?
379
00:15:12,319 --> 00:15:13,952
$20 for dudes, bro.
380
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:17,881
There, you have a good night, man.
381
00:15:17,906 --> 00:15:19,939
- Thanks.
- Picture ID.
382
00:15:21,823 --> 00:15:23,589
See?
383
00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:26,061
You're not gonna tell me it's not cute.
384
00:15:26,086 --> 00:15:28,728
I thought I'd see more
Middle Eastern people here.
385
00:15:29,258 --> 00:15:30,190
It's kind of weird.
386
00:15:30,215 --> 00:15:32,015
Thank you.
387
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:34,233
Okay, so, which flavor do you like?
388
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,084
'Cause mint is good,
but you can mix them.
389
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,584
I'm not really a mint guy.
390
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,746
- I don't like how it feels in my mouth.
- Oh, my God.
391
00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:41,808
Especially with smoke...
392
00:15:41,869 --> 00:15:43,653
You have the palate
of a three-year-old.
393
00:15:43,678 --> 00:15:45,445
Untrue. I...
394
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:49,548
Sir, did you just pay with
that $100 bill outside?
395
00:15:49,651 --> 00:15:52,121
Uh... yeah?
396
00:15:52,146 --> 00:15:54,487
Well, that $100 bill was fake.
397
00:15:54,589 --> 00:15:57,504
- You need to come with us.
- What? What do you mean?
398
00:15:57,529 --> 00:16:00,936
That bill you used was fake. Let's go.
399
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,628
Are you sure it was mine?
400
00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:05,260
You're the only one who's
paid with a $100 bill.
401
00:16:05,285 --> 00:16:07,808
- Let's just go.
- All right.
402
00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:10,306
You see? Right there.
403
00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:11,604
There's the watermark.
404
00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:16,641
No, no. You did that.
405
00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:18,351
I did that?
406
00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:19,578
What do you...?
407
00:16:19,681 --> 00:16:22,548
No, man... just-just get
another hundred to compare it.
408
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:25,118
There are no other hundreds in the bar.
409
00:16:25,206 --> 00:16:26,610
Do you got one of those...
410
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:29,001
one of those pens that
you can mark it with?
411
00:16:29,002 --> 00:16:30,417
Of course not.
412
00:16:31,045 --> 00:16:32,097
(SCOFFS)
413
00:16:32,122 --> 00:16:33,188
How do you even know it's fake?
414
00:16:33,213 --> 00:16:34,545
I know, okay?
415
00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,989
Here. Try and rip it up.
416
00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:38,528
What?
417
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:40,334
What are you talking
about? That makes no sense.
418
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,311
I'm not falling for your tricks.
419
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,772
You know what?
420
00:16:47,797 --> 00:16:50,217
It's fine. Just... Just give me the...
421
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,500
Give me the money back. I-I'll leave.
422
00:16:51,612 --> 00:16:53,591
Yeah, but you already came inside.
423
00:16:53,823 --> 00:16:55,657
You still need to pay.
424
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,257
Hurry up!
425
00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:02,168
Oh, my fucking God.
426
00:17:09,751 --> 00:17:11,085
Hey.
427
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,172
We all know that the bill was real,
428
00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:16,135
but the owner was tripping.
429
00:17:16,674 --> 00:17:18,284
Sorry about that.
430
00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:25,178
That was definitely racist.
431
00:17:25,209 --> 00:17:26,584
Yeah, what the fuck?
This is supposed to be
432
00:17:26,602 --> 00:17:28,468
a celebration, man.
433
00:17:28,546 --> 00:17:30,504
Yeah, I know.
434
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,270
Let's just get some food.
435
00:17:32,295 --> 00:17:33,260
No, no, no.
436
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:34,678
I know where we're going.
437
00:17:34,808 --> 00:17:36,473
Where we gonna go?
438
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,601
I'm going somewhere where
people definitely know
439
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:40,826
how to treat someone with money.
440
00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:42,661
(PHONE RINGING)
441
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:44,751
Yeah. A'ight, a'ight.
442
00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:46,237
A'ight, man. Bet.
443
00:17:46,262 --> 00:17:47,839
(LAUGHS) Hey, man.
444
00:17:47,864 --> 00:17:49,269
Earn headed to the strip club.
445
00:17:49,292 --> 00:17:50,959
You want to go slap some butts?
446
00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:53,152
Nah, but I'll watch.
447
00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:54,987
Huh... all right. Get dressed, nigga.
448
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,125
Earn trying to stunt tonight.
449
00:17:56,129 --> 00:17:57,299
Oh, wait, wait, wait. That reminds me.
450
00:17:57,324 --> 00:17:59,502
I got this brand-new all-white suit.
451
00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:01,838
On a bitch. I'm-a throw that on.
452
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,543
You really want to wear all
white to a strip club, nigga?
453
00:18:04,699 --> 00:18:06,112
You're right.
454
00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:07,858
Tracy, you coming?
455
00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:09,168
Yeah, yeah.
456
00:18:09,195 --> 00:18:10,953
I'm ready.
457
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,219
Yeah, that's funny, you
know that we don't...
458
00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:18,373
- Oh, what the hell?
- Goddamn!
459
00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:20,334
- No.
- That thing clean.
460
00:18:20,459 --> 00:18:21,499
What y'all do, rob a prom?
461
00:18:21,573 --> 00:18:23,573
Paper Boi, Paper Boi!
462
00:18:23,675 --> 00:18:24,675
Hey, Vanessa.
463
00:18:24,743 --> 00:18:26,576
- How are you?
- Hi, Alfred.
464
00:18:26,678 --> 00:18:27,678
Y'all niggas is drunk.
465
00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:29,137
Do you like my big car?
466
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,613
I-I don't want to respond to that.
467
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,460
- That's weird.
- Hey, what's going on, man?
468
00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:35,418
Thank you for shuttling
us black people to Onyx.
469
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:37,377
- What the fuck, man?
- No, this shit's gonna be tight, man.
470
00:18:37,489 --> 00:18:38,489
Y'all stunting tonight.
471
00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:39,656
We stunting tonight. Yeah.
472
00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,679
All right, let's go.
473
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,343
♪ I tell all my hos, rake it up ♪
474
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:47,418
♪ Break it down, bag it up ♪
475
00:18:47,532 --> 00:18:49,299
♪ Fuck it up, fuck it up,
fuck it up, fuck it up ♪
476
00:18:49,401 --> 00:18:50,600
♪ Back it up, back
it up, back it up ♪
477
00:18:50,702 --> 00:18:51,552
♪ Rake it up, rake
it up, rake it up... ♪
478
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:53,251
DJ: Yo! Fix your grill pieces.
479
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,965
Big baller alert!
480
00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:58,045
We got Paper Boi in the
building tonight, ladies.
481
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,171
Yeah, yeah, give it up
for my man right there.
482
00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:04,291
He's got his crew and
a white girl on his arm.
483
00:19:04,815 --> 00:19:07,054
Yeah, I'm talking to you, Annie Hall.
484
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:07,978
Pink toe.
485
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,880
Let's get it popping.
486
00:19:09,905 --> 00:19:12,806
Shorty's ass so fat on stage,
look like a birth defect.
487
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,251
Oh!
488
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:17,006
♪ I said I'm that nigga,
bitch, I already know it... ♪
489
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,022
If there's anything I
can get you, let me know.
490
00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:19,751
Mm-hmm.
491
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:20,959
Your table does come with
a bottle of your choice,
492
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,159
so let me know what I can get you.
493
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,994
- Hennessy Black.
- Uh, actually,
494
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,096
Van doesn't drink that, so tequila.
495
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,065
- Got you.
- You're right, you're right.
496
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,121
I mean, I'm gonna
drink whatever you get.
497
00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:31,583
Sure thing.
498
00:19:31,614 --> 00:19:34,171
Uh, actually, uh, do you
have change for a hundred?
499
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,973
They can help you at the bar. Come on.
500
00:19:36,317 --> 00:19:37,382
I'll be back.
501
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,917
All right, man, cool.
502
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,913
Don't get lost in all this ass!
503
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,948
("I GET THE BAG" BY GUCCI MANE PLAYING)
504
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,918
(DISTORTED): ♪ Ha ♪
505
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,376
♪ It's Gucci ♪
506
00:19:48,697 --> 00:19:50,329
♪ It's Drop Top ♪
507
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,757
♪ Wizop ♪
508
00:19:51,782 --> 00:19:52,918
- ♪ Hoo ♪
- ♪ Skrrt ♪
509
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:54,917
♪ Yo... ♪
510
00:19:54,938 --> 00:19:56,193
Hey.
511
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,063
Yoo-hoo!
512
00:19:58,163 --> 00:19:59,296
♪ I get the bag and flip
it and tumble it... ♪
513
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,932
Um, can you turn this hundred into ones?
514
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,034
Sure thing, papi. Uh, we take 20%
515
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,959
to change it out, and
there's a $200 minimum.
516
00:20:07,955 --> 00:20:10,032
- 20%?
- Mm-hmm.
517
00:20:10,057 --> 00:20:12,009
All right.
518
00:20:12,459 --> 00:20:13,668
♪ They DM me ♪
519
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,024
♪ Drop the top when it's cold... ♪
520
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:16,947
Thank you.
521
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,631
- Have fun, baby.
- DJ: Yo, coming to the stage,
522
00:20:18,656 --> 00:20:21,060
we got Bankhead Barbie.
523
00:20:21,085 --> 00:20:22,467
You know her, you love her.
524
00:20:22,492 --> 00:20:24,154
♪ They say the dope on fleek... ♪
525
00:20:24,651 --> 00:20:27,443
DJ: Yo, man, don't just
look at her, tip her.
526
00:20:27,468 --> 00:20:29,709
♪ Them niggas that flex in
the back don't say nothin'... ♪
527
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:31,430
Man, where you going, my man?
528
00:20:31,455 --> 00:20:33,163
I said, "Tip her."
529
00:20:33,611 --> 00:20:35,852
Yeah, you, in that green jacket
530
00:20:35,877 --> 00:20:38,212
and that wack-ass Coca-Cola T-shirt.
531
00:20:38,776 --> 00:20:40,542
♪ My bitch, she walk around
like she Kris Jenner ♪
532
00:20:40,642 --> 00:20:42,002
♪ I used to break and then enter ♪
533
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,772
♪ Then Takeoff run 'em
like the game of temple... ♪
534
00:20:43,797 --> 00:20:46,076
Aw, come on, man, you
can do better than that.
535
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,979
You just took $200 out the ATM machine
536
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,631
from your PNC checking account.
537
00:20:50,656 --> 00:20:52,049
Nigga!
538
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,084
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
- (AIR HORN BLOWING)
539
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,954
Coming to the stage, we
ain't seen her a long time.
540
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,818
She been on house arrest for
giving illegal butt injections,
541
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:04,161
give it up for Bankhead Barbie!
542
00:21:05,334 --> 00:21:10,918
♪ Way above the ground... ♪
543
00:21:11,231 --> 00:21:12,845
You want a dance, sweetheart?
544
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:15,788
Uh, no. But you can dance
for my girl over there.
545
00:21:15,813 --> 00:21:17,057
Okay.
546
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,179
(SONG ENDS)
547
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,376
Okay, honey, that'll be $20.
548
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:27,984
- Did you want me to keep going?
- That wasn't even three seconds.
549
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,682
You-you didn't even make it over there.
550
00:21:29,707 --> 00:21:31,783
- Well, it's for a song.
- Need anything, boo?
551
00:21:31,808 --> 00:21:33,979
Uh, we still haven't gotten our tequila.
552
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,918
Yeah, I was waiting on
you guys to pay for it.
553
00:21:35,954 --> 00:21:37,859
But it comes with the table.
554
00:21:37,884 --> 00:21:40,297
Yeah, it comes with the
table, so you have to buy one.
555
00:21:41,298 --> 00:21:42,390
How much?
556
00:21:42,415 --> 00:21:44,067
$200, love.
557
00:21:44,954 --> 00:21:47,337
All right, um...
558
00:21:48,011 --> 00:21:49,183
- Here.
- Okay.
559
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,108
I'll be back with the drinks.
560
00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:52,943
You got any ones?
561
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,245
I want to give it to the girl on stage.
562
00:21:56,058 --> 00:21:58,048
EARN: But she's so skinny, and she...
563
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,587
- she's not doing anything.
- VAN (GROANING): I know.
564
00:22:00,626 --> 00:22:02,626
But I feel bad for her.
565
00:22:02,647 --> 00:22:04,021
She seems new, and, like,
566
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,222
all the other girls are so pretty,
567
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,190
and she shouldn't have to compete.
568
00:22:08,004 --> 00:22:09,524
(CHUCKLES) All right.
569
00:22:09,549 --> 00:22:10,849
You got it. Pity dance.
570
00:22:10,874 --> 00:22:12,946
I've never heard of that.
571
00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:16,534
ALFRED (HIGH-PITCHED): "She looks new."
572
00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:18,425
(LAUGHS) Man, that's Minnie.
573
00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:19,722
Looking new her hook.
574
00:22:19,758 --> 00:22:22,735
Yeah, she's been looking new for
about damn ten years now, man.
575
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,760
(LAUGHS)
576
00:22:24,024 --> 00:22:25,375
- Real talk?
- Mm-hmm.
577
00:22:27,709 --> 00:22:31,543
Yeah, well... it's working for her.
578
00:22:31,587 --> 00:22:32,587
Hmm.
579
00:22:33,169 --> 00:22:34,028
Hey, man.
580
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,952
Van told me about that $100 bill shit.
581
00:22:35,977 --> 00:22:37,959
Yeah, that shit was wack.
582
00:22:38,005 --> 00:22:40,732
Yeah, well, you can't be going
out spending $100 bills, nigga.
583
00:22:40,757 --> 00:22:41,689
Why not?
584
00:22:41,714 --> 00:22:43,994
It's legal U.S. tender.
585
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,128
Look at you, man.
586
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,728
You don't look like no damn dope boy.
587
00:22:46,753 --> 00:22:48,131
I'd think that shit was fake, too.
588
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,130
- (LAUGHS)
- You told me the only thing I needed
589
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,617
- to run this city was money.
- Mm-mm.
590
00:22:52,844 --> 00:22:54,877
Money is an idea, man.
591
00:22:55,219 --> 00:22:57,432
Look, there's a reason that a
white dude dressed just like you
592
00:22:57,457 --> 00:22:59,053
can walk into a bank and get a loan,
593
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,711
and you can't even
spend a $100 bill, man.
594
00:23:02,187 --> 00:23:03,702
I mean, you need to start
acting like you're better
595
00:23:03,709 --> 00:23:05,501
than other niggas, and then
they'll start treating you
596
00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,168
- better than other niggas.
- DARIUS: Yeah, 'cause otherwise,
597
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,439
- you're just another nigga.
- Another nigga.
598
00:23:09,464 --> 00:23:10,713
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
599
00:23:11,263 --> 00:23:12,580
Hey, look at Tracy ass over there, man.
600
00:23:12,605 --> 00:23:14,963
He's been telling these hos
all night that he's my manager.
601
00:23:14,988 --> 00:23:16,783
Yo, man. We should hire her, yo.
602
00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:19,292
- Yeah? Hey!
- There it is!
603
00:23:19,317 --> 00:23:20,730
(ALFRED LAUGHS)
604
00:23:20,755 --> 00:23:22,032
I don't even know why I'm here.
605
00:23:22,548 --> 00:23:24,144
This place has been
finessing me all night.
606
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:25,261
ALFRED: Duh, nigga.
607
00:23:25,286 --> 00:23:26,970
It's a strip club. That's what it's for.
608
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,589
Yep. It ain't like you're supposed to be
609
00:23:28,626 --> 00:23:30,168
out here saving money.
610
00:23:30,184 --> 00:23:32,021
ALFRED (MUMBLING): Yeah,
ain't saving no money
611
00:23:32,046 --> 00:23:33,813
- at no strip club.
- Yeah.
612
00:23:35,121 --> 00:23:36,288
Nigga.
613
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,959
You okay?
614
00:23:48,452 --> 00:23:50,352
Nah, I had fun.
615
00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,793
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
616
00:24:01,805 --> 00:24:03,433
VAN: What's going on?
617
00:24:03,459 --> 00:24:05,251
Yeah, Michael Vick
out here racing people.
618
00:24:05,292 --> 00:24:06,542
He taking bets, too.
619
00:24:06,561 --> 00:24:08,067
Yeah, boy, yeah.
620
00:24:08,092 --> 00:24:10,395
Is he... is he doing okay?
621
00:24:10,501 --> 00:24:11,501
Oh, he fine.
622
00:24:11,592 --> 00:24:13,258
It's just a good hustle.
623
00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:15,709
Yeah. Drunk people
just want to race him.
624
00:24:15,803 --> 00:24:17,306
This his sixth race
625
00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,431
in the ten minutes
I've been standing here.
626
00:24:19,533 --> 00:24:21,930
- That boy's good.
- MICHAEL: Anybody else?
627
00:24:22,008 --> 00:24:23,235
Anybody?
628
00:24:23,469 --> 00:24:25,062
MAN: Three-to-one odds.
629
00:24:25,094 --> 00:24:26,571
It's fair.
630
00:24:27,785 --> 00:24:30,408
I kind of want to see this.
631
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:31,511
I'll do it.
632
00:24:31,612 --> 00:24:33,402
(CHEERING)
633
00:24:34,214 --> 00:24:35,956
No, what, wait... what are you doing?
634
00:24:36,214 --> 00:24:38,250
Sometimes you just
got to stunt on people.
635
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,519
And also, I haven't run
six races in ten minutes.
636
00:24:40,621 --> 00:24:42,015
Should be good.
637
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,332
Let's make this quick.
638
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:44,357
(CHEERING)
639
00:24:44,424 --> 00:24:46,391
HAT MAN: Oh, shit.
640
00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:52,335
DJ: All right, all right, all
right, fellas, fellas, fellas.
641
00:24:52,432 --> 00:24:53,498
You know how we do it.
642
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,142
Let's get it going, let's get it going.
643
00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,201
A'ight? On your mark.
644
00:24:58,142 --> 00:24:59,237
Get set.
645
00:24:59,735 --> 00:25:00,501
Go!
646
00:25:00,526 --> 00:25:02,493
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
647
00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,625
It's Michael Vick.
648
00:25:17,042 --> 00:25:20,584
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