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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:06,021 Kamala Khan. 2 00:00:10,021 --> 00:00:11,688 I guess we're not going to AvengerCon. 3 00:00:11,771 --> 00:00:13,855 A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers 4 00:00:13,938 --> 00:00:15,605 at the greatest fan event of the year. 5 00:00:15,688 --> 00:00:17,938 My costume is near perfect, just pending the final flourish. 6 00:00:18,063 --> 00:00:20,771 This is so cool. Is this Nani's? 7 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,688 That is junk. 8 00:00:23,771 --> 00:00:26,896 Your teachers, they're telling me you're doodling all day 9 00:00:26,980 --> 00:00:28,063 in your fantasy land. 10 00:00:28,146 --> 00:00:31,105 It's not really the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world. 11 00:00:31,188 --> 00:00:33,063 So, there's this thing called AvengerCon. 12 00:00:33,146 --> 00:00:35,605 Celebrating our great heroes of our time. 13 00:00:35,688 --> 00:00:38,563 So you want to go to a party? Is this a joke? 14 00:00:40,313 --> 00:00:41,563 Check this out. 15 00:00:41,646 --> 00:00:43,563 Teenage girl at AvengerCon. 16 00:00:43,646 --> 00:00:45,688 - I've never seen powers like that. - Bring her in. 17 00:00:50,646 --> 00:00:52,355 Who do you want to be in this world? 18 00:00:52,438 --> 00:00:55,980 I've seen what happens when people get obsessed with their fantasies. 19 00:00:56,063 --> 00:00:57,146 You're Kamala Khan. 20 00:00:57,230 --> 00:00:59,980 You wanna save the world? Then you're gonna save the world. 21 00:01:00,063 --> 00:01:01,271 Cosmic. 22 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:46,771 'Sup? 23 00:01:49,521 --> 00:01:50,605 Hey. 24 00:01:58,188 --> 00:01:59,938 - Morning, Camelia. - Morning. 25 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:01,855 Been meaning to tell you for years, 26 00:02:01,938 --> 00:02:03,605 my name is pronounced "Kamala." 27 00:02:04,271 --> 00:02:05,271 Huh. 28 00:02:09,146 --> 00:02:10,480 - What's up? - Hey. 29 00:02:14,188 --> 00:02:16,605 Hey, guys. Scoot. Thank you. 30 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:18,980 You know what I love about AirPods 31 00:02:19,063 --> 00:02:22,230 is that you don't actually have to stand this close to each other. 32 00:02:23,021 --> 00:02:25,480 I love you guys! I'm rooting for you! 33 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,188 Favorite couple. Yeah! 34 00:02:28,146 --> 00:02:29,980 I am so sorry! 35 00:02:30,063 --> 00:02:31,146 No worries. 36 00:02:37,271 --> 00:02:38,688 Sorry. I need to see it. 37 00:02:38,771 --> 00:02:41,453 The videos you sent were flashes of pink light 38 00:02:41,454 --> 00:02:43,090 - and I didn't see anything. - You didn't see anything? 39 00:02:43,091 --> 00:02:44,355 I tried to shrink and fly 40 00:02:44,438 --> 00:02:46,021 and talk to ants. None of it worked. 41 00:02:46,175 --> 00:02:48,091 What makes you think you have Ant-Man powers? 42 00:02:48,175 --> 00:02:51,258 Because we're both charming, and we look a lot younger than we are. 43 00:02:51,383 --> 00:02:52,508 It was crazy. 44 00:02:52,591 --> 00:02:55,008 Everybody says that I should've been live streaming it, 45 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:57,550 but I really just wanted to live in the moment, you know? 46 00:02:57,633 --> 00:03:00,800 I heard Zoe's follower count, like, quadrupled this weekend. 47 00:03:00,883 --> 00:03:03,383 I mean, she had physical contact with a superhero. 48 00:03:03,466 --> 00:03:05,550 Obviously people are gonna be interested. 49 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:08,133 I wonder if it's because she knew that, like, 50 00:03:08,216 --> 00:03:10,091 I could be the one to handle it. 51 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:21,216 Dude, just imagine how many followers the girl who saved her would get. 52 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,800 I feel like secret identities are secret for a reason. 53 00:03:23,883 --> 00:03:24,883 But a million followers? 54 00:03:24,966 --> 00:03:26,675 That's great. Can you show me, please? 55 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:28,508 Okay. Theater, after lunch. 56 00:03:28,591 --> 00:03:30,508 - Why are we hopping? - Zoe's famous. 57 00:03:30,591 --> 00:03:32,966 - Gross. - I mean, it all happened so fast. 58 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:35,050 One moment, I was posing for a couple of pictures 59 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,633 and then all of a sudden, there was all this screaming, 60 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:39,758 and I was thrown to the ground. 61 00:03:40,383 --> 00:03:44,466 And then this beautiful white light, like, cascaded over me. 62 00:03:44,716 --> 00:03:48,341 I felt this wave of calmness, like, I knew I was safe. 63 00:03:48,425 --> 00:03:51,466 There's another superhero catastrophe and she's sitting there, 64 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:54,091 bragging about being saved by the budget Captain Marvel. 65 00:03:54,175 --> 00:03:55,175 Thank you. 66 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:58,175 - What? - Thank you. Yeah. 67 00:03:58,348 --> 00:04:00,140 Thank you, yeah. Someone finally said it. 68 00:04:00,223 --> 00:04:03,640 That Zoe, dude, she just talks and talks. 69 00:04:03,723 --> 00:04:05,306 Okay, calm down. 70 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:06,473 So who was it? 71 00:04:06,556 --> 00:04:08,556 Uh... Night Light. 72 00:04:09,931 --> 00:04:10,931 Yeah. Night Light. 73 00:04:11,473 --> 00:04:13,931 But she keeps, like, a really low profile, so... 74 00:04:14,890 --> 00:04:17,931 But it was all just so life-changing. 75 00:04:18,056 --> 00:04:21,515 Which is why I'm gonna have a party on Friday. 76 00:04:21,598 --> 00:04:24,556 You know, to celebrate the fragility of life. 77 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,390 Also the half a million followers thing, 78 00:04:26,473 --> 00:04:28,306 but mostly the fragility of life. 79 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:30,390 She's celebrating the fragility of life. 80 00:04:30,931 --> 00:04:33,681 Yeah, we're so not going to that party. 81 00:04:33,765 --> 00:04:36,723 Hey, you're that new senior, right? 82 00:04:36,848 --> 00:04:38,015 - Kamran. - Uh, yeah. 83 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:40,640 Well, I'm having a party on Friday, you should come. 84 00:04:40,723 --> 00:04:42,223 Um... 85 00:04:42,306 --> 00:04:44,431 Yeah, no, that sounds really fun, actually. 86 00:04:44,515 --> 00:04:45,515 - Yeah. - Thank you. 87 00:04:45,598 --> 00:04:47,890 - Cool. I'll DM you the details. - Yeah. 88 00:04:51,431 --> 00:04:52,890 We should go to that party. 89 00:04:52,973 --> 00:04:54,265 Mmm-hmm. 90 00:04:55,223 --> 00:04:56,223 What? 91 00:05:01,723 --> 00:05:04,890 - I really don't want to go to Zoe's. - It'll be fun. 92 00:05:15,723 --> 00:05:16,848 Wow, that's... 93 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:19,265 Amazing. 94 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,473 How does it feel? 95 00:05:23,348 --> 00:05:25,348 Like an idea come to life. 96 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:29,098 Uh... 97 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:34,265 So I guess super strength is not a part of the equation. 98 00:05:34,348 --> 00:05:36,598 Yeah, maybe I should've tried harder in gym. 99 00:05:42,973 --> 00:05:44,223 I saved you. 100 00:05:46,348 --> 00:05:48,348 Only because you almost killed me first. 101 00:05:51,348 --> 00:05:53,515 Okay, maybe I do need to work on my skills. 102 00:06:02,015 --> 00:06:05,181 Okay, no super strength. All I got is this. 103 00:06:20,931 --> 00:06:23,515 So it looks like your power isn't coming from the bangle. 104 00:06:24,056 --> 00:06:25,890 It's coming from within you. 105 00:06:25,973 --> 00:06:28,640 Like the bangle unlocked the superhuman part of you. 106 00:06:35,806 --> 00:06:39,098 So, what, am I like Asgardian or something? 107 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:42,015 - Dude, am I related to Thor? - No, no. I didn't say any of that. 108 00:06:42,098 --> 00:06:43,640 - Bruno! - Maybe? 109 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:45,473 Thanks, man. 110 00:06:55,431 --> 00:06:56,556 Yeah! 111 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,306 Does that look like some kind of writing to you? 112 00:06:59,431 --> 00:07:01,181 It's hard to read, um... 113 00:07:01,265 --> 00:07:05,306 Looks like Arabic or Urdu? I don't know. 114 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:07,765 Okay. Well, let's focus on what we know. 115 00:07:07,848 --> 00:07:09,640 Light comes out of you and it hardens. 116 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,515 Let's call it "Hard Light." 117 00:07:13,598 --> 00:07:14,765 Groundbreaking. 118 00:07:26,056 --> 00:07:27,265 Okay, hold on. 119 00:07:34,015 --> 00:07:35,640 Please let me go. 120 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:36,931 You have to let me go. 121 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:53,973 Whoo! 122 00:07:56,181 --> 00:07:57,431 Whoo! Whoo! 123 00:07:58,431 --> 00:07:59,431 Yes! 124 00:08:13,181 --> 00:08:15,556 Always the same two that are late. 125 00:08:26,098 --> 00:08:27,306 You're kidding me! 126 00:08:29,265 --> 00:08:30,265 Move over. 127 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,348 Take that again. It's hideous. 128 00:09:18,556 --> 00:09:20,765 Tag it hashtag mosque life. Or hashtag Deen. 129 00:09:21,806 --> 00:09:22,806 - Hey! - Come on! 130 00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:25,806 - Shh! - No Snapchatting in the masjid! 131 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:27,931 - It's Insta! - Shh! 132 00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:34,765 They really gotta fix this place. 133 00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:38,806 Uh, no, you mean they gotta fix our section of this place. 134 00:09:39,473 --> 00:09:42,098 See, but the men's section is pristine. 135 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,723 Small acts of everyday kindness... 136 00:09:43,848 --> 00:09:47,348 We got mold under the carpets and the walls are literally crumbling. 137 00:09:47,431 --> 00:09:50,890 We can't just stick up a poster for every piece of plaster that falls. 138 00:09:50,973 --> 00:09:53,473 Sisters, no talking during the lecture, please. 139 00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:55,556 Sorry, Sheikh Abdullah, you know, 140 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,973 it's really hard to concentrate when we can barely see you. 141 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:02,056 Sister Kamala! How glad I am that you've joined us today. 142 00:10:02,598 --> 00:10:04,431 The partition and the side entrance 143 00:10:04,515 --> 00:10:07,848 are there to preserve all our modesty and dignity. 144 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:09,098 Thank you, Sister Kamala, 145 00:10:09,181 --> 00:10:12,056 for reminding us that it is important to share your voice. 146 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:14,265 Though perhaps except during my lecture. 147 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:15,848 Oh! 148 00:10:15,973 --> 00:10:17,056 And another reminder, 149 00:10:17,140 --> 00:10:20,681 nominations are still open for the Mosque Board election. 150 00:10:20,765 --> 00:10:23,431 Oh, my God, Naks, you should totally run. 151 00:10:23,681 --> 00:10:25,348 Are you crazy? 152 00:10:26,098 --> 00:10:28,848 Do I look like a 90-year-old man to you? 153 00:10:29,598 --> 00:10:31,515 - Sometimes... - No. 154 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,806 - Just... - Stop that. I hate you. 155 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,890 No, no, no, no, no, no! Kamala, somebody stole my shoes! 156 00:10:43,973 --> 00:10:45,390 My new Versaces. 157 00:10:46,265 --> 00:10:48,806 And the mosque shoe thief has struck again. 158 00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:53,473 That is the 22nd pair of shoes that have been stolen 159 00:10:53,556 --> 00:10:55,181 and the uncles don't even care. 160 00:10:55,565 --> 00:10:57,503 Maybe a woman for the Mosque Board 161 00:10:57,504 --> 00:10:58,640 actually makes some change around here. 162 00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:00,056 Yeah. 163 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:03,681 Wait, no, actually, 'cause Uncle Rasheed is running. 164 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:08,015 And clearly everyone loves him. 165 00:11:08,098 --> 00:11:09,265 - Are you serious? - Yes. 166 00:11:09,348 --> 00:11:11,765 Rasheed's got nothing on you, baby, okay? 167 00:11:11,848 --> 00:11:15,473 You're the change. The change is here, and the change is her, everyone. 168 00:11:15,556 --> 00:11:17,723 Yeah, you know what? Maybe I will run. 169 00:11:17,806 --> 00:11:18,890 Yeah. 170 00:11:19,431 --> 00:11:21,848 - You're gonna be my campaign manager. - What? 171 00:11:25,681 --> 00:11:27,056 I can help you. 172 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:28,431 Oh, hi. Thank you. 173 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,890 Right. 174 00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:41,431 I'm really sorry about sneaking out. 175 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:45,223 Kamala, I know that you are growing up, 176 00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:48,140 but I need you to stay safe. 177 00:11:48,556 --> 00:11:50,556 That's all that matters. 178 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,306 I know. 179 00:11:55,723 --> 00:11:59,473 Also, I know this is the worst possible time to ask but... 180 00:11:59,556 --> 00:12:00,723 Kamala Khan. 181 00:12:01,598 --> 00:12:04,223 If you're gonna ask something about AvengerCon Two or... 182 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,681 No, no, no, no, no. No. 183 00:12:05,765 --> 00:12:07,806 Zoe's having some people over tonight. 184 00:12:08,473 --> 00:12:11,723 Bruno and Nakia will both be there. And I'll be home by 9:00. 185 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,640 Please can I go? 186 00:12:14,598 --> 00:12:15,681 Okay. 187 00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:21,223 But this time, you see that you come back through the door. 188 00:12:22,265 --> 00:12:23,431 Thank you. 189 00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:30,931 Nakia! 190 00:12:34,306 --> 00:12:35,806 Welcome to the party. 191 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:38,473 Hi. Thanks for coming. Miguel's hovering. 192 00:12:39,473 --> 00:12:40,473 What's up? 193 00:12:41,431 --> 00:12:42,681 You want some? 194 00:12:42,765 --> 00:12:44,848 - No, I... - Is there alcohol in that? 195 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,348 Nah, it's just orange juice. 196 00:12:50,056 --> 00:12:52,223 Dude, why would you do that? 197 00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:53,931 - Come on, dude. - Plus some vodka. 198 00:12:57,598 --> 00:12:59,431 All right, I'm over it. Wanna split an Uber? 199 00:12:59,515 --> 00:13:00,848 No, we can't! 200 00:13:00,973 --> 00:13:02,598 Everyone's here, including us. 201 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,015 Am I drunk? 202 00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:05,848 Wait, who is that? 203 00:13:05,973 --> 00:13:08,265 - Do it, do it! Jump! - Is he stupid? 204 00:13:08,348 --> 00:13:10,598 Hey, hey, no, no, don't jump, dude! 205 00:13:10,681 --> 00:13:11,848 - Oh, my God. - Jump! 206 00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:13,098 Should I do something? 207 00:13:13,181 --> 00:13:15,098 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know. 208 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,723 - What does that mean? - Damn! 209 00:13:28,806 --> 00:13:30,056 "God has willed it." 210 00:13:39,848 --> 00:13:42,056 Uh... Excuse me. 211 00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:44,098 Yeah. 212 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,390 You're on my shirt. 213 00:13:47,015 --> 00:13:48,848 - Sorry. - It's okay. 214 00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:51,515 You really belly-flopped it back there, man. That had to hurt. 215 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,806 Don't think so. Didn't really feel a thing. 216 00:13:55,181 --> 00:13:57,348 - Uh, I'm Kamran. - Nakia. 217 00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:02,556 Kamala. I'm Kamala. I'm Kamala! 218 00:14:02,681 --> 00:14:05,348 Cops! Everyone scatter! 219 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:07,931 My parents are gonna kill me! 220 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,140 That way's blocked. I can't do time. 221 00:14:10,223 --> 00:14:13,390 Hey, guys, I have a car. So everyone just come with me. 222 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:20,640 Your uncle's car is so cool. I love the color. 223 00:14:20,723 --> 00:14:22,015 Thank you. 224 00:14:22,098 --> 00:14:23,306 Black. 225 00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:25,765 You can take it for a ride sometime if you want. 226 00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:26,848 - Really? - Yeah. 227 00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:28,806 - She can't. She failed. Ow! - Dude. 228 00:14:29,723 --> 00:14:32,306 What? She did. You backed up into the car, remember? 229 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,390 Yeah, thanks, Bruno. I almost forgot about that. 230 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,640 It's fine, I failed my first time as well. 231 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:41,473 - Wait, is this Swet Shop Boys? - Yeah. 232 00:14:41,556 --> 00:14:44,556 It's really cool that you like this kind of stuff as well. 233 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:50,181 Do you, like, watch, I don't know, Bollywood movies and stuff? 234 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,473 Uh, obviously. 235 00:14:51,556 --> 00:14:55,973 But only the greats like Baazigar and other stuff like that. 236 00:14:56,056 --> 00:14:58,098 I mean, it's no surprise you like Baazigar. 237 00:14:58,181 --> 00:15:00,098 - It's only SRK's best work. - Uh... 238 00:15:00,181 --> 00:15:02,848 Yeah, I know. Popular opinion says DDLJ. 239 00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:05,348 DDLJ. Yeah. Of course. 240 00:15:11,015 --> 00:15:12,306 I like Baazigar. 241 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,390 - You do? - Yeah. 242 00:15:14,473 --> 00:15:17,473 Good. Cool, man. I didn't realize you'd, uh, seen it. 243 00:15:17,556 --> 00:15:21,140 It's good. I watched it a few years back. It was very pleasing. 244 00:15:21,765 --> 00:15:22,931 Yeah. 245 00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:42,556 Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Uh, give me your phone. 246 00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:50,181 In case you ever want a driving lesson, here's my number. 247 00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:52,556 Give me a text or drop me a call. 248 00:15:53,431 --> 00:15:54,806 Whatever you wanna do. 249 00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:58,515 Just make sure I can save yours as well, and, uh, yeah. 250 00:16:00,723 --> 00:16:01,973 Uh, it was great meeting you guys. 251 00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:06,473 Um, Miguel, Paul, Nakia, Brian. 252 00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:08,973 See you later. 253 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,181 Brian. 254 00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:18,765 - He knows my name's not Brian. - Brian's mad. Why is Brian mad? 255 00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:20,473 He knows my name is not Brian. 256 00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:10,556 - How was Zoe's house? - Oh, it was magical. 257 00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:03,931 We spend six weeks on ancient Rome and ancient Greece 258 00:18:04,015 --> 00:18:07,181 but six minutes on ancient Persia and Byzantium. 259 00:18:07,973 --> 00:18:11,056 History's written by the oppressors. That's all I'm gonna say. 260 00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:12,431 Hello? 261 00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:17,848 Hey, KK, are you feeling all right? 262 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,098 Mmm-hmm. 263 00:18:21,598 --> 00:18:23,181 I also have pads. 264 00:18:24,265 --> 00:18:26,848 I know how weird your mom can get about tampons. 265 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:31,140 You know what? I'm good. 266 00:18:32,265 --> 00:18:33,431 You sure? 267 00:18:34,098 --> 00:18:35,598 You don't sound too good. 268 00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:39,806 You've been acting kinda weird these past couple of days. 269 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,390 You know you can tell me anything, right? 270 00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:58,556 Everything's just changing really fast, Naks. 271 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,723 I feel like I can't keep up. I know it's dumb, but... 272 00:19:03,806 --> 00:19:05,098 Are you kidding? 273 00:19:05,181 --> 00:19:07,223 Between the hijab and the girlies, 274 00:19:07,306 --> 00:19:10,015 my parents can barely make eye contact with me anymore. 275 00:19:13,056 --> 00:19:15,056 How are you making it look so easy? 276 00:19:16,973 --> 00:19:18,140 Easy? 277 00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:20,973 It's definitely not easy. 278 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:26,025 My whole life I've either been 279 00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:29,140 too white for some people or too ethnic for others. 280 00:19:29,265 --> 00:19:34,015 And it's been this very uncomfortable, sucky, in-between. 281 00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:39,640 So, when I first put this on, I was hoping to shut some people up, 282 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:45,890 but I kinda realized I don't really need to prove anything to anybody. 283 00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:50,181 Like, when I put this on, I feel like me. 284 00:19:50,265 --> 00:19:51,765 Like, I have a purpose. 285 00:19:52,806 --> 00:19:56,140 It's probably why I ran for the Mosque Board. 286 00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:59,104 And remember, you're the one 287 00:19:59,105 --> 00:20:01,098 who convinced me to do it in the first place. 288 00:20:01,181 --> 00:20:02,598 I love you. 289 00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:04,598 I love you too. 290 00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:07,015 Oh, um, 291 00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:10,223 I got you something for your driving lesson with Kamran. 292 00:20:12,306 --> 00:20:14,140 One, very cute. 293 00:20:14,223 --> 00:20:16,473 And... 294 00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:19,431 These. 295 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,640 All my dreams are coming true. 296 00:20:27,473 --> 00:20:30,598 - Hi. - Hello, Bruno, sit down, sit down. 297 00:20:32,515 --> 00:20:34,473 - Hi, how are you? - Hey. 298 00:20:34,556 --> 00:20:35,723 Good. 299 00:20:35,806 --> 00:20:36,806 Um... 300 00:20:37,473 --> 00:20:39,140 You're sitting down? 301 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,015 - Yeah. - Yeah, um... 302 00:20:45,098 --> 00:20:46,181 You got it! 303 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:47,890 What? 304 00:20:47,973 --> 00:20:51,765 The Early Immersion program at Caltech, you got it! 305 00:20:51,848 --> 00:20:54,098 You are spending the next semester at Caltech. 306 00:20:54,181 --> 00:20:56,931 In the dorms, on the campus, in the lab. 307 00:20:57,015 --> 00:20:58,973 - Sounds expensive. - No, no. 308 00:20:59,056 --> 00:21:01,890 Everything is free, it's all paid for. 309 00:21:01,973 --> 00:21:03,973 Meals, everything. 310 00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,223 It's amazing. 311 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,181 I don't know what to say. 312 00:21:09,765 --> 00:21:11,265 You say yes. 313 00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:16,598 - Can I think about it? - Okay... Bruno. 314 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:21,015 Have you ever seen a movie? 315 00:21:22,306 --> 00:21:24,056 Yes, I've seen a movie. 316 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:26,431 Yeah. You know that part in the movie 317 00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:29,640 where someone comes in to the main character and they say, 318 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,723 "You're going to be a Jedi"? 319 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,640 Or... 320 00:21:33,723 --> 00:21:36,359 "You want to answer phones of a demanding 321 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,806 but impossibly chic magazine editor?" 322 00:21:40,306 --> 00:21:42,140 Yes. Yeah. 323 00:21:43,015 --> 00:21:45,181 Well, that's this moment. 324 00:21:45,265 --> 00:21:47,640 That is happening to you right now. 325 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,973 You're the lead character, I'm Meryl Streep. 326 00:21:52,431 --> 00:21:53,973 And you gotta do it. 327 00:21:55,556 --> 00:21:57,681 But it's in California. 328 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,223 Hey. 329 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,056 - Hey. I didn't see you after class. - Hi. 330 00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,640 - Yeah, um... Mmm-hmm. - You good? 331 00:22:32,723 --> 00:22:34,390 Yeah, so, I was thinking today, 332 00:22:34,473 --> 00:22:36,848 we work on your balance and concentration, right? 333 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,556 And then I kinda need to talk to you about something. 334 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,556 Uh, I can't really train today. 335 00:22:41,931 --> 00:22:43,515 What? Why? 336 00:22:43,598 --> 00:22:44,598 Uh... 337 00:22:48,306 --> 00:22:51,223 - Oh. - I do want to ask you something though. 338 00:22:51,306 --> 00:22:52,390 - Uh... - Really? 339 00:22:52,473 --> 00:22:55,598 Yeah, my mom wants to know if you're coming to Eid with us. 340 00:22:55,681 --> 00:22:58,056 - Is it Eid again? - Yeah, the lesser one. 341 00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:00,181 Um, I know it'd be really fun. 342 00:23:00,265 --> 00:23:04,265 And mosque full of busybodies all looking to gossip. 343 00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:07,931 Might actually learn a thing or two about this thing. Uh... 344 00:23:08,348 --> 00:23:10,181 - Yeah. - Cool. 345 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,556 Um, I'll see you later, okay? 346 00:23:16,473 --> 00:23:18,015 - Hello. - Hi. 347 00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:19,973 How do you feel about driving? 348 00:23:20,056 --> 00:23:21,681 - Really? - Yeah, seriously. 349 00:23:22,431 --> 00:23:24,181 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 350 00:23:24,265 --> 00:23:27,681 De-stress after school. Best thing you can do. Drive. 351 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,306 Who taught you to drive? Bowser? 352 00:23:35,390 --> 00:23:37,890 - I think I did pretty good, okay? - I think so too. 353 00:23:37,973 --> 00:23:40,931 Don't know if anyone else would agree. 354 00:23:43,098 --> 00:23:45,765 There is no such thing as a bad Shah Rukh Khan movie. 355 00:23:45,848 --> 00:23:47,556 Okay, look, I only said that... 356 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,348 You only said his worst movie ever. 357 00:23:50,765 --> 00:23:53,306 First of all, I thought this was a safe space. 358 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,181 - Oh. - Right? It's not. 359 00:23:55,556 --> 00:23:57,015 And second of all, 360 00:23:57,098 --> 00:23:59,931 don't tell me you have a massive crush on Kingo, too. 361 00:24:00,015 --> 00:24:03,306 My ammi, my mom, she's literally obsessed with him for some reason. 362 00:24:03,390 --> 00:24:06,473 Hey, hey, I know what ammi means, okay? 363 00:24:06,598 --> 00:24:08,556 And don't worry. I mean, mine's the same. 364 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,265 She still has a huge crush on Kingo Senior. 365 00:24:11,348 --> 00:24:12,348 Ew! 366 00:24:12,431 --> 00:24:14,223 - Concerning. - Very. 367 00:24:14,348 --> 00:24:16,223 Right? 368 00:24:16,306 --> 00:24:18,140 I mean, it must be a generational thing 369 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,848 'cause I don't understand half the things my mom's into. 370 00:24:20,931 --> 00:24:22,765 You and your mom are close, huh? 371 00:24:22,848 --> 00:24:24,681 - That's sweet. - Yeah, well... 372 00:24:24,765 --> 00:24:26,265 We've moved around together a lot. 373 00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:28,473 Well, I mean, you're here now. 374 00:24:28,556 --> 00:24:32,890 Maybe someday you'll feel like Jersey's your home. 375 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,973 Oh, shoot! 376 00:24:37,098 --> 00:24:39,556 Okay. Why are we, um, 377 00:24:41,265 --> 00:24:42,431 hiding? 378 00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:46,723 My brother and his fiancée. 379 00:24:46,806 --> 00:24:49,098 And that's bad because? 380 00:24:49,223 --> 00:24:52,306 Because he is going to freak out. 381 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:54,265 - Okay. - And then I'm going to freak out. 382 00:24:54,348 --> 00:24:55,556 We don't want that. 383 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:56,640 - No. - No. 384 00:24:56,723 --> 00:24:58,015 Don't freak out. 385 00:24:58,098 --> 00:25:01,598 You're good. He's probably gonna leave in a sec. So let's just wait. 386 00:25:02,098 --> 00:25:03,598 - Yeah? - Yeah. 387 00:25:08,806 --> 00:25:10,056 I think we're clear. 388 00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:15,681 Aamir. Tyesha. 389 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,556 - Kamala. - Brother! 390 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,723 Sister! 391 00:25:19,848 --> 00:25:23,098 This is Kamran. He's our cousin. 392 00:25:24,515 --> 00:25:25,598 Our cousin? 393 00:25:25,681 --> 00:25:28,265 - Like you-and-me cousin? - Yeah, yeah, um... 394 00:25:28,973 --> 00:25:31,890 I'm Uncle... Choudhury's nephew. 395 00:25:34,223 --> 00:25:35,556 Through marriage, of course. 396 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,306 I mean, yeah, look how big he's gotten. 397 00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:41,931 He just like sprouted like a sunflower. 398 00:25:45,598 --> 00:25:48,640 Uncle Choudhury is from Pakistan. 399 00:25:48,723 --> 00:25:50,390 How come you have a British accent? 400 00:25:50,473 --> 00:25:51,473 Oh... 401 00:25:51,556 --> 00:25:53,515 See, that was actually just a bit I was doing. 402 00:25:53,598 --> 00:25:56,431 I'm a huge fan of The Great British Bake Off. 403 00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:59,306 I love that show. I just binged it so I was just doing a bit. 404 00:25:59,431 --> 00:26:01,848 Oh, man, that was good. You got me. 405 00:26:02,223 --> 00:26:05,140 Nice to meet you, Cousin Kamran. 406 00:26:06,056 --> 00:26:07,056 Okay, we should go. 407 00:26:07,890 --> 00:26:09,306 I think I remember you, man. 408 00:26:09,390 --> 00:26:11,723 You were looking at haram things on the Internet. 409 00:26:11,806 --> 00:26:13,681 We called you "Haram-dot-Kamran." 410 00:26:14,015 --> 00:26:15,890 Gonna call you that from now on. All right. 411 00:26:15,973 --> 00:26:17,015 All right. 412 00:26:17,098 --> 00:26:18,848 All right. See you at dinner, Kamala. 413 00:26:18,931 --> 00:26:20,140 Nice to see you. 414 00:26:21,223 --> 00:26:24,431 Shall we eat? Because that was exhausting. 415 00:26:25,931 --> 00:26:27,473 That's our Aamir though. 416 00:26:28,181 --> 00:26:30,306 Never been afraid to reinvent himself. 417 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,515 Like, hey, remember the time you were working with... 418 00:26:33,598 --> 00:26:36,015 What was the name? Hot... 419 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:38,015 - Hot... - Hot Topic. 420 00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:39,306 - Topic! - Hot Topic. 421 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:42,598 Oh, my God, please tell me you had a goth phase. 422 00:26:42,681 --> 00:26:45,431 - It wasn't a goth phase. - Oh, yeah. 423 00:26:45,515 --> 00:26:46,890 I just wore a lot of black. 424 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,098 Yeah, like so much spikey jewelry. 425 00:26:49,223 --> 00:26:51,348 - There was a choker. - It wasn't mine. 426 00:26:51,431 --> 00:26:53,515 - Come on, come on. - You did. 427 00:26:53,598 --> 00:26:55,640 That's why we moved to America, right? 428 00:26:55,723 --> 00:26:59,431 So that our children could be anything that they wanted to be, yeah? 429 00:27:00,056 --> 00:27:01,681 - Almost anything. - Yeah. 430 00:27:02,181 --> 00:27:04,556 Did your family live in Karachi for a long time? 431 00:27:04,681 --> 00:27:05,765 Oh... 432 00:27:06,265 --> 00:27:11,223 My family has been in Karachi for generations. Yeah. 433 00:27:11,306 --> 00:27:15,140 Muneeba's family moved to Karachi only after the Partition. 434 00:27:15,223 --> 00:27:17,806 Back then, there was no Pakistan or Bangladesh. 435 00:27:17,890 --> 00:27:20,431 It was all one big country, India. 436 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:25,348 - After the British just... - The British left us with a mess. 437 00:27:25,431 --> 00:27:28,723 It was very hard for many people. And then there was a civil war. 438 00:27:28,806 --> 00:27:32,181 Every Pakistani family has a Partition story. 439 00:27:32,265 --> 00:27:33,265 None of them are good. 440 00:27:33,348 --> 00:27:36,681 Okay, enough, this is not about the Partition, okay? 441 00:27:36,765 --> 00:27:39,306 This is a celebration. Yusuf. 442 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,598 Hey. 443 00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:52,181 There's a story about Muneeba's family from during the Partition. 444 00:27:52,265 --> 00:27:55,598 You know, they had to get on to the last train 445 00:27:55,681 --> 00:27:58,556 that was getting out of the city. Yeah? 446 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,640 Now, her mother, Muneeba's mother, Sana, who was just a toddler then, 447 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:06,931 she got separated from her parents on the train station. 448 00:28:07,056 --> 00:28:09,223 Her father tried to find her but, you know, 449 00:28:09,306 --> 00:28:12,931 he was injured and needed a walking stick to get around, 450 00:28:13,056 --> 00:28:14,890 so he couldn't really keep up with her. 451 00:28:16,223 --> 00:28:17,681 But here's the thing. 452 00:28:18,265 --> 00:28:22,473 Nobody knows how the little toddler, Sana, 453 00:28:22,598 --> 00:28:25,265 managed to get back on the train just before... 454 00:28:25,348 --> 00:28:28,265 Just before the train pulled out of the station. 455 00:28:30,890 --> 00:28:34,556 What did Sana say happened? How did she find her father? 456 00:28:40,098 --> 00:28:42,681 Well, Sana always said that 457 00:28:42,765 --> 00:28:45,848 - she followed a trail of stars... - She followed a trail of stars 458 00:28:46,806 --> 00:28:48,223 right back to her father. 459 00:28:53,681 --> 00:28:56,056 What happened to Sana's mother? 460 00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:59,223 Oh, we don't know. 461 00:28:59,348 --> 00:29:02,348 She disappeared that night, just like many others did. 462 00:29:20,265 --> 00:29:22,140 - Kamala? - Somebody grab the Zamzam. 463 00:29:22,265 --> 00:29:24,098 Kamala, are you okay, beta? 464 00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:25,806 - It's got to be the evil eye. - Mmm-hmm. 465 00:29:27,556 --> 00:29:31,056 Did you not eat anything? Or did you eat too much? 466 00:29:40,681 --> 00:29:42,473 - Hello? - Nani, hi. 467 00:29:42,556 --> 00:29:44,640 Kamala? Is that you, beta? 468 00:29:44,765 --> 00:29:47,348 Is it okay if you move the phone a little further back? 469 00:29:47,431 --> 00:29:48,431 I can't see you. 470 00:29:48,515 --> 00:29:50,681 Why don't you write to me? 471 00:29:50,765 --> 00:29:53,473 I wait for the post every day. 472 00:29:53,556 --> 00:29:56,431 - Yeah, I'll get on that. - Did you get my gifts? Huh? 473 00:29:56,515 --> 00:29:58,640 Yeah, look, um, about the bangle... 474 00:29:58,723 --> 00:30:00,473 What about it? Which one? What? 475 00:30:00,556 --> 00:30:03,473 The bangle, it does some really weird things. 476 00:30:03,556 --> 00:30:04,556 And it's... 477 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,431 That bangle belonged to my mother, Aisha. 478 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:11,931 The one who disappeared during Partition, my great-grandmother Aisha? 479 00:30:12,515 --> 00:30:14,431 Let me talk to Aamir and his wife. 480 00:30:14,515 --> 00:30:17,098 You can't talk to Aamir. Look, about the bangle... 481 00:30:17,265 --> 00:30:19,681 Oh. But no, I've spoken too much already. 482 00:30:19,765 --> 00:30:22,681 No, no, no, I'm not going to talk about this at all, beta. 483 00:30:22,765 --> 00:30:23,848 Kamala? 484 00:30:23,931 --> 00:30:25,431 Your mother will get very upset. 485 00:30:25,681 --> 00:30:26,931 So this belonged to Aisha 486 00:30:27,015 --> 00:30:29,223 and you really have no idea what happened to her? 487 00:30:29,306 --> 00:30:31,306 Oh, beta, speak up a bit. 488 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,681 My old ears are not... 489 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,056 - Kamala, are you okay? - ... as young as your smile. 490 00:30:39,848 --> 00:30:41,473 - Nani, please, I have to know. - Kamala. 491 00:30:41,556 --> 00:30:43,348 And look, the mango man is here. 492 00:30:43,431 --> 00:30:45,098 - Beta. - I have to get mangoes from him. 493 00:30:45,181 --> 00:30:47,515 - Mango... - No, no, just wait! 494 00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,556 Are you okay? 495 00:30:53,598 --> 00:30:55,431 Abbu, is something wrong? 496 00:30:55,515 --> 00:30:56,931 Huh? 497 00:30:57,015 --> 00:31:00,765 No, no, no, no, everything's fine. You go back to sleep. 498 00:31:00,848 --> 00:31:01,931 Sorry. 499 00:31:13,181 --> 00:31:15,848 Trust me, even a cover band of Bon Jovi 500 00:31:15,931 --> 00:31:18,348 is gonna get people to talk for a long time. 501 00:31:18,806 --> 00:31:22,431 - Moreover, your mother loves Bon Jovi. - Mmm-hmm. 502 00:31:23,056 --> 00:31:24,056 Why? 503 00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:27,806 Hey, don't question my love for the Captain Kidd. 504 00:31:27,890 --> 00:31:29,476 If it wasn't for Slippery When Wet, 505 00:31:29,477 --> 00:31:31,931 your father and I may never have met. 506 00:31:33,973 --> 00:31:35,223 That was gross. 507 00:31:36,973 --> 00:31:39,223 I don't wanna know. I'm done. 508 00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:42,681 - Ammi? - Hmm? 509 00:31:42,765 --> 00:31:45,431 Do you know what happened to our great grandma? Aisha? 510 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,556 Where did you hear that name? 511 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,723 From Nani. 512 00:31:51,015 --> 00:31:53,556 I was talking to her last night and it kinda came up. 513 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,223 That woman brought shame on our entire family. 514 00:31:57,306 --> 00:32:00,056 I had to move halfway around the world to forget it. 515 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:01,556 - But, like... - Kamala. 516 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,931 You would do best to do the same. 517 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,890 You're the one who told me to focus on telling my own stories. 518 00:32:08,973 --> 00:32:10,473 Not this one. 519 00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:13,098 Please let it go. 520 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:15,140 Hey. 521 00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:20,056 - You look fantastic. - Oh, thank you. 522 00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:23,223 How do you feel about our first dance as husband and wife 523 00:32:23,306 --> 00:32:25,181 being to Livin' On A Prayer? 524 00:32:25,265 --> 00:32:26,765 - Ooh! By Bon Jovi? - Yes. 525 00:32:26,848 --> 00:32:29,806 I'd say it's better than You Give Love A Bad Name. 526 00:32:30,265 --> 00:32:33,181 Yes! You see? She loves the New Jersey prince too. 527 00:32:33,265 --> 00:32:34,431 Very good. Let's go. 528 00:32:34,515 --> 00:32:36,973 Aamir, come on, listen, even Tyesha has agreed. 529 00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:54,306 - Hi, Bruno. You look so great. - Hi. 530 00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:56,765 It's not too, um, bright? 531 00:32:56,848 --> 00:32:58,681 I don't understand the question. 532 00:32:58,765 --> 00:33:00,848 - It's pretty bright, yeah. - Don't listen to him. 533 00:33:00,931 --> 00:33:03,265 - It's good, it's okay? - It's so good. 534 00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:05,431 Everything is just so lovely. 535 00:33:06,181 --> 00:33:07,390 - Hey! - Hey! 536 00:33:07,473 --> 00:33:09,556 How's this? 537 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,056 I'll give you my vote 538 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,973 if you agree to make me the exclusive catering vendor 539 00:33:14,056 --> 00:33:17,306 for all masjid holidays and special events. 540 00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:20,598 Look, I'm the real deal, you know what I mean? All right? 541 00:33:20,681 --> 00:33:22,973 The Gyro King. Not like some wannabe. 542 00:33:23,056 --> 00:33:25,140 Look at these guys. Competitors? I mean... 543 00:33:25,223 --> 00:33:27,515 Just put this up, and you have a deal. 544 00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:30,681 Eid Mubarak, sister. 545 00:33:32,598 --> 00:33:33,640 Politics is dirty. 546 00:33:33,723 --> 00:33:35,473 - You look amazing. - No. We don't have time. 547 00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:38,473 The entire mosque is here with nothing to do but eat and gossip. 548 00:33:38,556 --> 00:33:39,848 Gossip. Yes. 549 00:33:40,515 --> 00:33:43,390 The Illumin-Aunties, actually. They know everything. 550 00:33:43,473 --> 00:33:47,306 If there was ever a time for me to make my case to the board, it's now. 551 00:33:47,973 --> 00:33:49,640 Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. 552 00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:52,598 For maximum outreach, we need to divide and conquer. Yeah? 553 00:33:54,015 --> 00:33:56,931 Kamala, you're gonna start with the Mosque Bros. Yes? 554 00:33:57,015 --> 00:34:00,140 Come on. The Mosque Bros never respect the halal gap. 555 00:34:02,015 --> 00:34:03,456 At least the Pious Boys are easier. 556 00:34:03,457 --> 00:34:05,223 Their life is one giant halal gap. 557 00:34:05,306 --> 00:34:08,515 After that, we'll mobilize the Sunday school teachers 558 00:34:08,598 --> 00:34:10,348 to help infiltrate the Insta-Clique. 559 00:34:10,431 --> 00:34:13,015 Bruno, your group should be relatively easy. The Converts. 560 00:34:13,098 --> 00:34:14,348 Technically, the Reverts. 561 00:34:14,431 --> 00:34:17,556 But for that you have to make it past the Mini Harami Girls. 562 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,931 And last, the ones who know it all and will not let you forget it, 563 00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:22,265 the Illumin-Aunties. 564 00:34:22,348 --> 00:34:23,556 Dibs. I'll talk to them. 565 00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:25,473 Okay. 566 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:30,390 Meanwhile, I have to go after my white whale. 567 00:34:38,015 --> 00:34:39,181 Eid Mubarak, Uncle. 568 00:34:39,265 --> 00:34:42,681 Oh! Eid Mubarak, Nakia. Eid Mubarak. 569 00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,806 I would love to secure your vote for the Board. 570 00:34:47,348 --> 00:34:48,598 Oh... 571 00:34:48,681 --> 00:34:51,806 Well, the thing is, Rasheed is also running. 572 00:34:52,431 --> 00:34:55,015 And he's my best friend. 573 00:34:55,098 --> 00:34:56,806 Oh. Yeah. 574 00:34:57,306 --> 00:35:00,015 - Kamala's my best friend. - Oh, yeah. 575 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:03,181 Right now, she's helping me exercise our right as citizens 576 00:35:03,265 --> 00:35:06,098 of this great nation to participate in democracy. 577 00:35:06,181 --> 00:35:09,098 To dream of building a better future. 578 00:35:10,431 --> 00:35:11,931 - That's wonderful. - Isn't it? 579 00:35:12,015 --> 00:35:13,765 Yep. 580 00:35:13,973 --> 00:35:19,181 You wouldn't rob two young women of that future, would you, Uncle? 581 00:35:20,306 --> 00:35:23,098 I mean, come on, this is Kamala and me. 582 00:35:23,181 --> 00:35:26,056 Your daughter and basically your other daughter. 583 00:35:27,056 --> 00:35:28,640 Women's suffrage, we fought for this, 584 00:35:28,641 --> 00:35:30,723 people died for this. You wouldn't... 585 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,556 You wouldn't kill our dreams, would you? 586 00:35:39,056 --> 00:35:40,265 Vote for Nakia. 587 00:35:42,681 --> 00:35:43,848 Eid Mubarak. 588 00:35:50,390 --> 00:35:53,015 Yusuf. What are you doing? 589 00:36:02,098 --> 00:36:04,806 How are we today, Miss, uh, Zimmer? 590 00:36:05,015 --> 00:36:06,348 Is this about the party? 591 00:36:06,431 --> 00:36:08,515 - Because it really was not that loud. - Wait! 592 00:36:09,098 --> 00:36:12,723 Wait, you're... You're not the Zoe Zimmer? 593 00:36:15,098 --> 00:36:16,098 The only one I know. 594 00:36:16,181 --> 00:36:19,056 What? You have got to be kidding. I'm a big fan. 595 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:20,306 - Wait, really? - Yes. 596 00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:22,140 Everyone in the office is. 597 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,848 That video that you made about low calorie popcorn. 598 00:36:24,931 --> 00:36:26,181 - Popcorn, popcorn. - Popcorn! 599 00:36:26,306 --> 00:36:27,640 All we get for the break room. 600 00:36:27,723 --> 00:36:30,140 - Are you serious? - I'm not joking you. 601 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:32,015 Well, I'm so glad you liked it. 602 00:36:32,098 --> 00:36:34,265 And you went to AvengerCon? Oh, my gosh. 603 00:36:34,431 --> 00:36:36,681 You must've been mobbed by all your fans, no? 604 00:36:36,765 --> 00:36:37,765 - No... - Have a good time? 605 00:36:37,848 --> 00:36:39,015 It was so fun. 606 00:36:39,098 --> 00:36:40,806 The costume contest did get cancelled, 607 00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:42,640 but everybody said I was a front runner... 608 00:36:42,723 --> 00:36:45,640 And then the enhanced individual tried to kill you? 609 00:36:46,098 --> 00:36:47,098 Right? 610 00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:52,431 - She didn't try to kill me. - She saved my life. 611 00:36:52,515 --> 00:36:56,306 I have a feeling that you did this for the likes. 612 00:36:56,473 --> 00:36:58,515 Am I onto something? 613 00:36:59,348 --> 00:37:01,806 You and your bestie... 614 00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:04,556 Maybe... Actually, you know what, 615 00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:07,848 maybe it was your sister? 616 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,523 You and that masked woman looked pretty identical. 617 00:37:10,524 --> 00:37:12,265 White girl, red hair... 618 00:37:12,348 --> 00:37:14,390 We don't look alike. She looks nothing like me. 619 00:37:14,473 --> 00:37:17,181 So you do know what she looks like, what else do you know? 620 00:37:18,223 --> 00:37:19,723 - Hmm? - Nothing. 621 00:37:20,390 --> 00:37:21,959 I didn't really get a good look at her. 622 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,431 I mean, it all happened so fast. 623 00:37:23,515 --> 00:37:25,265 Did she have an accent of any kind? 624 00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:29,348 No. 625 00:37:29,431 --> 00:37:30,640 Was she Latina? 626 00:37:31,098 --> 00:37:34,515 I'm sorry. I'm supposed to say Latinx now, right? 627 00:37:35,598 --> 00:37:36,598 No? 628 00:37:37,265 --> 00:37:39,598 Middle Eastern perhaps? 629 00:37:41,723 --> 00:37:42,723 South Asian? 630 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,640 Deever. 631 00:37:56,223 --> 00:37:58,098 Let's do the tri-state sweep. 632 00:37:59,223 --> 00:38:02,348 Search every temple, community center, and... 633 00:38:03,473 --> 00:38:05,015 And mosque. 634 00:38:06,306 --> 00:38:10,598 Just be respectful. The FBI is already surveilling them, you know that. 635 00:38:12,098 --> 00:38:13,098 Copy. 636 00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:19,931 Please enjoy the party. 637 00:38:22,056 --> 00:38:24,681 - And that's why you vote for... - Party, party, party. 638 00:38:24,765 --> 00:38:26,598 She's the change that we need. 639 00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:29,931 And, um, can we go back to my great-grandmother? 640 00:38:30,015 --> 00:38:31,723 Oh, your great-grandmother. 641 00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:33,431 My family knew her. 642 00:38:33,556 --> 00:38:35,140 Many people knew her. 643 00:38:35,223 --> 00:38:37,473 And probably wished that they hadn't. 644 00:38:38,306 --> 00:38:39,473 Why? What do you mean? 645 00:38:39,681 --> 00:38:41,640 You have a good mother, Kamala. 646 00:38:41,973 --> 00:38:45,390 She did not deserve the shame this woman brought to her family. 647 00:38:45,598 --> 00:38:47,556 What kind of shame are we talking here? 648 00:38:47,806 --> 00:38:50,306 My father called her a snake. 649 00:38:50,848 --> 00:38:53,556 She put a curse on everything she touched. 650 00:38:53,681 --> 00:38:54,681 Curse? 651 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:57,890 I heard that she had a secret affair. 652 00:38:57,973 --> 00:38:59,181 And took off with someone. 653 00:38:59,306 --> 00:39:02,306 I heard she had many affairs and she had a secret family. 654 00:39:02,473 --> 00:39:04,181 I heard she killed a man. 655 00:39:04,265 --> 00:39:05,265 Dead. 656 00:39:06,681 --> 00:39:07,806 Happened during Partition. 657 00:39:27,306 --> 00:39:29,598 Somebody help me! 658 00:39:30,265 --> 00:39:32,348 Please! Mom! Dad! 659 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,181 - Help me! - There's a boy up there. 660 00:39:34,265 --> 00:39:35,265 Oh, my God! 661 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,640 - What do we do? - Who is that? 662 00:39:38,723 --> 00:39:39,765 Help! 663 00:39:39,848 --> 00:39:41,973 - Help me! Please! - Someone call 9-1-1! 664 00:39:42,056 --> 00:39:43,181 - Oh, my God! - Hameed! 665 00:39:43,265 --> 00:39:45,098 - Call for help. - That's Hameed! Please help. 666 00:39:45,223 --> 00:39:46,306 Hold on, beta. 667 00:39:46,390 --> 00:39:47,765 - Somebody help! - Help! 668 00:39:48,015 --> 00:39:50,598 - Hold on, hold on! - Someone call the police! 669 00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:53,931 Someone's gotta help him. 670 00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:56,473 There must be another way in. 671 00:40:03,265 --> 00:40:05,056 Hey, where's Kamala? 672 00:40:05,223 --> 00:40:06,806 Think she went home with her parents. 673 00:40:18,306 --> 00:40:20,390 Help me, please! Someone help! 674 00:40:20,515 --> 00:40:21,723 I can't hold on. 675 00:40:22,181 --> 00:40:23,973 I'm coming. I'm coming! 676 00:40:24,056 --> 00:40:25,348 Yo! It's Night light. 677 00:40:28,431 --> 00:40:29,765 Don't worry, Hameed. 678 00:40:29,848 --> 00:40:32,681 I shouldn't have climbed all the way up here. Why did I do this? 679 00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:34,681 Hey, you're not gonna fall. Okay? 680 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,806 Just calm down and think happy thoughts. 681 00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:39,306 Like, what's your favorite thing? 682 00:40:39,390 --> 00:40:41,265 - What? - Something you like. 683 00:40:41,348 --> 00:40:43,140 - Something I like? - Yeah. 684 00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:45,765 Yeah, let's focus on that. Do you have a favorite food? 685 00:40:45,848 --> 00:40:46,890 Ice cream pizza. 686 00:40:47,015 --> 00:40:48,098 - Come on. - She's gonna save him!, 687 00:40:48,223 --> 00:40:49,223 Please help him! 688 00:40:49,973 --> 00:40:51,640 Is that two foods or one food? 689 00:40:51,890 --> 00:40:53,681 One. I put ice cream on pizza. 690 00:40:53,890 --> 00:40:55,473 Did someone say ice cream pizza? 691 00:40:56,181 --> 00:40:58,348 - I like the flavors. - That's really gross. 692 00:40:58,598 --> 00:40:59,890 Yeah, we can work with that. 693 00:40:59,973 --> 00:41:04,515 Now just think of a nice plate or bowl of ice cream pizza. 694 00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:14,890 This is insane, he's going to fall. 695 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,473 No, no, no, no. She'll get him. 696 00:41:19,015 --> 00:41:20,556 No! 697 00:41:29,598 --> 00:41:30,640 Are you seeing this? 698 00:41:32,973 --> 00:41:34,890 No! 699 00:41:34,973 --> 00:41:36,015 I'll get you. 700 00:41:36,098 --> 00:41:37,973 Call an ambulance! 701 00:41:40,015 --> 00:41:42,140 - She got him. - That was close. 702 00:41:45,223 --> 00:41:46,223 Did you see that? 703 00:41:52,390 --> 00:41:53,973 - You good? - Yeah. 704 00:42:12,515 --> 00:42:13,765 I've got you, okay? 705 00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:38,515 My ankle. 706 00:42:47,848 --> 00:42:50,598 - Is he going to be okay? - How did she do that? 707 00:42:50,681 --> 00:42:52,556 Help is on the way, son. 708 00:43:33,806 --> 00:43:34,806 Freeze! 709 00:43:35,181 --> 00:43:36,806 Hold it right where you are! 710 00:43:51,348 --> 00:43:52,681 Go, go, go. 711 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:54,681 - Get in! - Kamran. 712 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,098 - Let's get eyes up. Where'd she go? - We lost her. 713 00:44:05,181 --> 00:44:06,723 Bravo, we got nothing. 714 00:44:10,306 --> 00:44:11,306 Kamala. 715 00:44:12,806 --> 00:44:15,931 I've been waiting a very long time to meet you. 716 00:44:18,848 --> 00:44:20,265 I'd like you to meet my mom. 717 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 52632

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