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- Dearly beloved.
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We're gathered here today to celebrate
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the holy union of Paul and Margene.
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In first Corinthians it's written...
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Love is patient, love is kind.
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It does not envy, it does not boast,
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and it ain't proud.
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It don't dishonor, yo.
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And it never looks for itself.
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Love doesn't have anger problems,
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and it forgets the bad stuff.
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Love is rad, love never fails.
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So yo, what's being said here in the
first shout out to the Corinthians,
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is that love is perfect.
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And now, Paul and Margene
will declare their love
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for each other.
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So please, face one another.
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Margene, do you take Paul
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to be your lawfully wedded husband?
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- I do.
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- And Paul, do you take Margene
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to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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- I do.
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- By the power vested in me
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by the state of Oklahoma, and Jesus...
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I now pronounce you man and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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I'm presenting for the first time
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as a married couple...
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Mr. and Mrs. Paul Harrison, give it up!
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- We did it!
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- I know!
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- You look a little shellshocked.
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- Well, I don't know if you know this
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but I just got married.
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- I know, and it was perfect.
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And tonight, everything's
gonna be perfect.
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You'll see.
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- Wife.
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- Husband.
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- How hard did you try to get it off?
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You don't understand, she's gonna kill you
when she finds out, it's unforgivable!
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- Whoa, lady!
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Chill out, all right?
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At least I didn't lose a cake.
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- It's not lost, it's just not here yet!
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- Man, why has it been so long
since we have caught up?
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- I don't know, it's probably my fault.
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- No, no, it is Facebook's fault.
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Because instead of keeping me informed,
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it's just curating posts
for my transphobic aunt.
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- Yeah, when it's not
selling our identities
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to corporations.
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- Right.
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- In any case, we should catch up.
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- Well tell me, how's your
life, what's going on?
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- I mean, a lot, I...
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- oh, doinked ya!
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- Okay.
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I saw so much talent
walking down the aisle.
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We are gonna do some damage tonight.
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- Okay, so we have to get going because
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you know our language...
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- oh yeah, must make the trains on time.
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Remember that, Jim?
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Still funny!
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- Still Jewish!
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- Skyler has clearly changed a ton.
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- Yeah, it's like being
back in high school.
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- Ow, I can't walk
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that fast in these shoes!
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- Wait, who are they again?
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- College friends.
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- Oh yeah, new people, I'm good.
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No thanks.
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Oh, I feel like we should get in there.
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- Yeah, just get ready for a lot
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of hopping and giggling.
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- Game face?
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- This is it.
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- That's terrible, that
will convince no one.
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There we go.
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- All right, let's do this.
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- So much happier.
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- And he's the one telling
everyone what to do,
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and saying that I'm in hysterics.
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- Some one needs to slap her,
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I would, but I'm a man.
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- Oh, that's really...
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- Bethanie, will you slap her?
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- Okay, now yous are
telling me different things,
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what do you want me to do?
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- Do not slap her!
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- What the hell's going on?
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- Greta's freaked out because
the cake's not here yet.
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- I taste tested over 350 cakes
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to find this one, that
is like 18,000 calories.
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- Also, I have no wedding ring.
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And I can't use my pockets
cause there's holes in them.
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- Why?
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- Magic tricks.
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- Right, right.
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And because of Colton's magic tricks
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we had to spend forever
trying to pry it off,
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- which means we have half the
time to finish our reception
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and get out of here in time
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to make our flight to Hawaii tonight.
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- This is one of Greta's
more appropriate freakouts,
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I'm just saying.
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- Hey Paul, why
can't you just miss the flight
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- because I can't, I can't,
and I won't, I won't,
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we won't lose this break.
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- They won't, this is their
special night, Skyler!
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- Okay, somebody please get something
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to calm Greta down, please.
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- Oh, I have Xanax!
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- Oh god.
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- I mean, I have Xanax
guys, stop looking at me.
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- We can't lose Greta,
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she's running the entire reception.
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- I know, but she's a friend not a...
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I told you, professional wedding planners
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don't usually have nervous breakdowns.
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- Greta's usually a big anal machine
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I never thought we'd break her.
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Look, if we need to leave tomorrow
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my dad can just...
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- no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, I got the tickets, I wanna
do this, we're gonna do this.
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Greta's gonna lock this down, okay?
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We will make this right, okay?
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Promise.
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- Hey, Paul.
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- Yeah?
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- Small problem.
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She took them all.
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- Hey Greta, how many pills were in here?
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- Listen.
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This situation is infinitely more complex
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than you realize and I
get more stressed out...
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- how many?
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- I don't know, like seven or eight...
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- Nice!
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- So Greta's out.
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Alex?
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- Hi, yeah.
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- Yes, yes, great idea, and
condense it down to one hour.
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- No, no, no, no, why are you picking me?
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Why?
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- Because you were next in line, honey.
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- Margene, I don't know
shit about weddings.
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And it's Greta, she will be fine,
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she'll snap out of it.
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Hey Greta, do you wanna tell them...
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- everything is ruined, and I'm gonna die!
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- Oh fuck me, okay!
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You know what, I'd love to, I'd love to!
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- Grab her instruction
manual and get started.
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- Manual, what?
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- Yeah, it's pretty expensive.
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- Shit.
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- Hey.
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- Hey.
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- Thanks for talking to me before.
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- Yeah, yeah, of course.
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- Seriously.
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I hate asking these things but,
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I need you for one more thing.
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- What's up?
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- Since you're great with planning,
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and you picked out great tuxes by the way.
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Can you help Alex out?
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- Why don't you ask your best mn?
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- Get it off.
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- I can't get it off.
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- Pull harder.
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- Yeah, I just feel like
you'd be a lot more effective.
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Look I cannot miss this flight, okay?
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The honeymoon she deserves, and...
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You know, the wedding night
that she has longed for.
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- I don't know.
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- I didn't tell you?
- No.
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She's gonna put on white cotton panties,
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go really slow Paul, oh my god, oh my god,
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I'm a real woman.
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It's gonna be awesome.
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Unless I miss the flight.
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- Look, I...
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- What?
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- I just...
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- Come on.
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- Wedding stuff right now, you know?
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It's...
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- I totally forgot, I'm sorry.
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Don't worry about it.
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- Thank you.
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- Oh call animal control,
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I see a dog pack forming.
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Ba, ba, ba, ba!
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We ready to get some of that
prima nocta pussy tonight!
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- Yeah, I think I am.
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- I don't think so.
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- I don't think so, come on Jim,
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don't leave me hangin'!
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I already got my eyes on this hot little
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11th grade girl, Katie Samuels.
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- From our 11th grade?
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- Yeah.
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What did I say?
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What the fuck's wrong with you?
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Katie Samuels, 11th grade French.
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Think she'd go for me?
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- Yeah, yeah, sure.
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- What?
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Is it my hair?
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- No, no, no, your hair looks great,
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- yeah, cause I have a very
consistent barber, Jim.
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- Attention!
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- Coming.
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- Hey ya'll, so...
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Eyes up here.
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So you're probably
wondering what is Alex doing
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holding my reception procedure manual...
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We lost our fearless leader.
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No.
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I have decided to share my duties
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with my deputy bridesmaid asslicks.
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- Asslicks?
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- No...
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- Okay, yeah, enjoy that trip.
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Listen up people, we have an hour to
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get all of this shit done,
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so please just do what i say when I say it
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or I'll kick your ass.
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Secondly, big smiles everyone
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because it's time for
the grand entrance, yeah!
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Let's see it!
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Fine, okay, first up we
have Quentin and Lisa
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followed by Skyler and bethanie,
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Jim and myself, then Colt.
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- Yeah, hey.
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Am I flying solo now or do I have to
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bring this bird?
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- That is all yours.
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Then the lovely bride
and groom, we got this.
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Let's do this, people.
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All right.
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- Ladies first.
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- Don't tell me what to do, Quentin.
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- Hey, Lisa.
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- Oh no I see, if she
tells you, then you know.
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- Can you just smile?
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Just smile.
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- God, I hate you.
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- Look at this.
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- Yeah.
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- Are you kidding me?
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First reception as a
groomsman, it is awful.
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- Gosh, I've been to a million of these
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and they are all the same.
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Just a bunch of people
asking you questions,
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and I don't know why they ask you,
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it's none of their business.
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And then the cake comes out
and I want a second piece
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is it the right thing to
do to have another piece?
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I don't know, it just makes me...
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- no, no, I know, i know, I know,
268
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you hate these things,
269
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but this one's gonna be different,
270
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you know, we're together.
271
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- Yeah?
272
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- Yeah.
273
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You can be my wingman.
274
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Skyler and bethanie!
275
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- I just can't believe
they actually got married.
276
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- I know, it's crazy.
277
00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:11,166
- No, no, like really married, with a ring
278
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and a cake and a house.
279
00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,270
- Actually they have none of things.
280
00:09:15,272 --> 00:09:16,204
- Okay true, but they have that
281
00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:19,174
- and now, Jim and Alex.
282
00:09:19,176 --> 00:09:22,377
- Things have just changed a lot.
283
00:09:23,713 --> 00:09:24,946
- Not all things.
284
00:09:24,948 --> 00:09:27,415
- I said Jim and Alex!
285
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- Okay.
286
00:09:28,351 --> 00:09:31,186
- There we go.
287
00:09:31,188 --> 00:09:33,388
- Hey, let's stick together tonight.
288
00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:34,322
- Yes.
289
00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,256
- Awesome.
- Absolutely.
290
00:09:35,258 --> 00:09:36,191
- Great.
291
00:09:36,193 --> 00:09:36,925
- Oh shit, be right back.
292
00:09:36,927 --> 00:09:38,193
- What?
293
00:09:38,195 --> 00:09:39,227
- And now, the best man, Colton.
294
00:09:39,229 --> 00:09:41,730
And the maid of honor, Greta.
295
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,235
Come on, Colt and Greta,
yeah, there we go, nice!
296
00:09:47,237 --> 00:09:51,906
And now, I proudly present
our bride and groom.
297
00:09:51,908 --> 00:09:53,875
Paul and Margene, yeah!
298
00:09:56,780 --> 00:09:57,312
Nice!
299
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,783
- Nope, fuck it.
300
00:10:04,887 --> 00:10:05,820
- Hello everyone...
301
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,155
- Whoa!
302
00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:09,190
- Hi.
303
00:10:15,264 --> 00:10:16,164
Hi, sorry.
304
00:10:17,299 --> 00:10:19,000
It is time for the buffet,
305
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:23,238
so if you can just line up
in an orderly fashion please.
306
00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:26,307
Thank you.
307
00:10:32,314 --> 00:10:33,148
- That was good.
308
00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:33,982
- Shut up.
309
00:10:33,984 --> 00:10:34,816
- Yeah.
310
00:10:34,818 --> 00:10:36,500
- Shut up.
311
00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:37,318
Okay wait, don't shut up, I'm lying.
312
00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:38,453
Can you please continue
to tell me about this
313
00:10:38,455 --> 00:10:39,988
la life of yours?
314
00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:41,289
You are editing movies?
315
00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:43,324
- Yeah, well more like corporate videos,
316
00:10:43,326 --> 00:10:45,360
the occasional web series, but yeah.
317
00:10:45,362 --> 00:10:46,427
- That's great, and i heard that you were
318
00:10:46,429 --> 00:10:48,129
dating somebody?
319
00:10:48,131 --> 00:10:50,799
- Absolutely, I actually
proposed like two weeks ago.
320
00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:52,100
- Jim, that's amazing.
321
00:10:52,102 --> 00:10:55,804
- Oh no, she said no so I'm single again.
322
00:10:55,806 --> 00:10:57,338
- Best thing about getting married?
323
00:10:57,340 --> 00:11:00,308
- Seriously, we just skip the whole line?
324
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,576
Things are turning around.
325
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:02,477
- Paul?
326
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:04,846
- Hey, aunt Sylvia, i want you to meet
327
00:11:04,848 --> 00:11:06,214
my new wife, Margene.
328
00:11:06,216 --> 00:11:09,217
- We were hoping to speak with you.
329
00:11:09,219 --> 00:11:11,319
- We're just starving, maybe
once we sit down to eat.
330
00:11:11,321 --> 00:11:12,987
- Do you know the ceremony started
331
00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:15,356
an hour and five minutes late?
332
00:11:17,393 --> 00:11:19,930
So I had gout last year.
333
00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:20,328
- Oh, wow.
334
00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:21,529
Hey Colton, can i please get some food?
335
00:11:21,531 --> 00:11:24,320
- Yeah, workin on that bro.
336
00:11:25,334 --> 00:11:27,168
- How do you plan on
eating all of that salami?
337
00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:28,369
- With my mouth.
338
00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:31,306
- Oh.
339
00:11:36,879 --> 00:11:38,446
- Well, that rapunzel.
340
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,280
- That's...
341
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,983
- I don't think we got a chance to meet
342
00:11:41,985 --> 00:11:43,840
at the rehearsal.
343
00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:44,385
I'm Skyler.
344
00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:47,856
Probably heard that name tossed around.
345
00:11:47,858 --> 00:11:49,357
You're Margene's friend, from college.
346
00:11:49,359 --> 00:11:50,425
- Yeah, Lisa.
347
00:11:50,427 --> 00:11:51,893
- Lisa.
348
00:11:51,895 --> 00:11:52,961
- Don't believe anything she says.
349
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,495
- Not even her name?
350
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:59,367
Sorry, you guys know each other?
351
00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:01,302
- Yeah, we used to date.
352
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,337
- Oh.
353
00:12:02,339 --> 00:12:04,472
That's cool, you guys are...
354
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,475
Still friends and doing that and...
355
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,311
Well you still talk, that's something.
356
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,346
- We actually haven't spoken since
357
00:12:11,348 --> 00:12:14,148
we broke up three months ago.
358
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,483
- Okay, I'm gonna let you guys catch up...
359
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,552
- oh, three months, wow.
360
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,322
I guess time only flies
when you're having fun.
361
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,490
- Okay.
362
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,424
- To make a long story short, you know,
363
00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:24,359
she shows up at the Meadow,
364
00:12:24,361 --> 00:12:25,526
both our families are there,
365
00:12:25,528 --> 00:12:27,950
my grandmother wheels herself out,
366
00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:28,329
looks up at the sky and is like
367
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,631
"oh my god, what the hell is that?"
368
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:33,100
I come down in a parachute,
i rip off my gear,
369
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,269
and I'm wearing a tux.
370
00:12:34,271 --> 00:12:36,571
Thanks, this tux, actually.
371
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,340
Anyway, she moved out the next day,
372
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:42,100
said I was moving too fast.
373
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,912
Now she is Facebook official with some guy
374
00:12:43,914 --> 00:12:45,513
named Weston hancock.
375
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,516
God, I hate Facebook.
376
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,319
That was also the last
time I ever saw my memaw.
377
00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:54,222
You and Timmy have been going out, hm?
378
00:12:54,224 --> 00:12:55,523
I'm sure he'd like to know.
- No need to do that, okay.
379
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,491
- Really don't care.
380
00:12:56,493 --> 00:12:57,659
- Okay, fine, four months.
381
00:12:57,661 --> 00:12:59,127
- Four months?
382
00:12:59,129 --> 00:13:00,361
But that doesn't make mathematical sense...
383
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,531
- more perfect than you, yeah.
384
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,599
- Hey, what's going on up there?
385
00:13:04,601 --> 00:13:06,267
- Your little porn addiction?
386
00:13:06,269 --> 00:13:07,168
- No, it's erotic cinema,
and I'm an aficionado.
387
00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:08,403
- It's erotica, what?
388
00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:09,470
- Dude, let's go, what's the hold up?
389
00:13:09,472 --> 00:13:10,505
- The chicken's not out yet,
390
00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:11,639
and I don't do well with fish,
391
00:13:11,641 --> 00:13:12,640
and it's a weird color, and if I can't...
392
00:13:12,642 --> 00:13:14,750
- this girl's talking a lot!
393
00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:15,109
- Hey, hey, bethanie,
394
00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:16,344
what's going up there?
395
00:13:16,346 --> 00:13:18,120
- Hey, I'm waiting for the chicken.
396
00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:19,547
- What?
397
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,382
Just get the fish, it's healthier.
398
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,617
- It's healthier.
399
00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:24,285
- It's good for you.
- Shit's good for you.
400
00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:25,520
- Please, would you get the
fish for me, bethanie, come on.
401
00:13:25,522 --> 00:13:26,187
- Okay, okay, fine, I'll get the fish.
402
00:13:26,189 --> 00:13:27,422
- Please.
403
00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:28,556
- Fish, yeah!
404
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,125
- Thank you.
405
00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:33,361
- Hold on, one more slice.
406
00:13:35,197 --> 00:13:37,565
- Pollo, no you missed out, pollo.
407
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,399
- Excuse me, is that chicken?
408
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,467
- There we go.
409
00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:40,601
- Hi.
410
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,738
- Hey, you got the fish.
411
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,640
- I got the fish.
412
00:13:45,642 --> 00:13:46,708
I love fish.
413
00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:51,612
- I don't know how you do it.
414
00:13:51,614 --> 00:13:52,447
- Thanks.
415
00:13:52,449 --> 00:13:53,982
- Thank you.
416
00:13:53,984 --> 00:13:55,984
Damn Jim, I'm really sorry.
417
00:13:55,986 --> 00:13:57,180
- Yeah, thanks.
418
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,287
- No, no, it really sucks.
419
00:13:59,289 --> 00:14:02,223
It's like you think your life
is going in one direction
420
00:14:02,225 --> 00:14:04,250
and then all of a sudden...
421
00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:05,360
I'm just gonna say it, your ex-girlfriend,
422
00:14:05,362 --> 00:14:06,461
she's a cunt, she is.
423
00:14:06,463 --> 00:14:11,599
- Did you just use the c word?
424
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,468
- Ms. Sylvia, hi!
425
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:14,702
I did, yeah, you know,
426
00:14:14,704 --> 00:14:17,710
it's actually a term of endearment now
427
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:18,506
that us young people use.
428
00:14:18,508 --> 00:14:21,750
Yeah, we reclaimed it so it's super hip.
429
00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:22,310
And let me tell you,
430
00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:24,412
you look great tonight you cunt, so great.
431
00:14:24,414 --> 00:14:27,448
I also broke up with
my boyfriend recently.
432
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,117
- Oh, I'm sorry.
433
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,185
- No, he was a liar and
i couldn't trust him
434
00:14:31,187 --> 00:14:34,550
and we shouldn't focus on those people.
435
00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:35,456
We should focus on this reception,
436
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:40,294
so do you wanna maybe help
me with all this tonight?
437
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,195
- I...
438
00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:45,266
I should probably work on my toast, so...
439
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:46,100
- You wrote a toast?
440
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:46,734
- Yes I did.
441
00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:48,169
- Oh, okay.
442
00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:49,537
Well, I can't wait to here it cause it'll
443
00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:52,607
probably be pretty perfect, so.
444
00:14:52,609 --> 00:14:55,610
- Colt, I am famished, where's my food?
445
00:14:55,612 --> 00:14:57,678
- Oh, too late baby bro.
446
00:14:58,514 --> 00:14:59,781
- Hey, garcon.
447
00:14:59,783 --> 00:15:01,115
Hi, do you think I could
get like a dinner plate
448
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,500
with some food?
449
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,551
- It's buffet style, man.
450
00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:04,352
- Seriously man, I'm the
groom, I just got married.
451
00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:06,254
- That's your problem.
452
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,166
- Got an imaginary friend?
453
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:21,436
- Hey, no, sorry, just
going over my speech.
454
00:15:21,438 --> 00:15:22,804
- I totally forgot to tell you.
455
00:15:22,806 --> 00:15:23,638
- What?
456
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,839
- I'm so sorry...
457
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,307
We decided to only go with speeches from
458
00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:28,509
the best man and maid
of honor to save time.
459
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,510
- Oh...
460
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,678
- You know what?
461
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,679
If you have something you want to say,
462
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:35,149
- no, no, no, it's not a big
deal, I get it, it's fine.
463
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,751
Don't worry about it.
464
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,238
What are you doing, Colt?
465
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,640
- Uh, making wine out of...
466
00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:02,410
I mean wine out of water.
467
00:16:02,412 --> 00:16:04,278
- Okay, you're just like
pouring your wine into your...
468
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,547
- it's the last supper Jim, look.
469
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,149
- Yeah, I get it.
470
00:16:08,151 --> 00:16:09,417
- Well it took you a long time.
471
00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:11,552
- Hey, what do you have for a speech?
472
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,521
- Oh, yeah, speech.
473
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,624
I don't know, probably wing it.
474
00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:18,593
That's what I'm good
at, tell a few stories
475
00:16:18,595 --> 00:16:22,497
about how paulito and i
used to get schwasted.
476
00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:24,398
- Right.
477
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,800
Look.
478
00:16:25,802 --> 00:16:28,236
Just try this on for size.
479
00:16:29,538 --> 00:16:31,439
- Thanks, apostle Jim.
480
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:35,576
- Lifetime of that.
481
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,644
Where is the food?
482
00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:37,712
- Oh, okay.
483
00:16:37,714 --> 00:16:38,846
Speeches, hey, Greta.
484
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:40,681
It's time for speeches.
485
00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:42,483
Maybe eat something first?
486
00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:43,651
- Am I gonna eat something first?
487
00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:45,419
- Yeah, nevermind.
488
00:16:48,891 --> 00:16:49,790
- Oh!
489
00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:52,326
Hello!
490
00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,434
Margene is one of my oldest friends.
491
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,236
She's very, very old.
492
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,676
At William Jennings Bryant high
493
00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:12,880
we were in every club together.
494
00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:15,583
Yearbook, right.
495
00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:17,852
Mathletes.
496
00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:20,521
Drug free youth.
497
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:31,265
But it wasn't until we got to ou
498
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,800
that her and with...
499
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:34,702
Mr. Paul.
500
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:37,872
Paul.
501
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,615
I love Margene so much.
502
00:17:47,617 --> 00:17:48,516
And Paul.
503
00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,519
I never wanna feel...
504
00:17:52,754 --> 00:17:53,721
So much love.
505
00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:58,693
And...
506
00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:06,367
As they come together we
gotta be there, right?
507
00:18:10,539 --> 00:18:12,840
To maul and pargene!
508
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:13,674
- Oh!
509
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:14,575
- Oh!
510
00:18:17,813 --> 00:18:19,247
- Okay!
511
00:18:22,317 --> 00:18:23,284
- Bullhorn!
512
00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:32,827
I guess we are not all cut
out for the stage now, are we?
513
00:18:35,732 --> 00:18:38,833
When my little half bro
asked me to be his best man,
514
00:18:38,835 --> 00:18:40,835
I was like "hell no!"
515
00:18:42,838 --> 00:18:44,500
Sike!
516
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,440
Ya mama rides a motorbike!
517
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:55,650
And then you know, we'd hang
out a lot and then we'd...
518
00:19:00,989 --> 00:19:04,325
It goes a little something like this.
519
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,862
I always knew a day would come
520
00:19:07,864 --> 00:19:09,630
when Paul and i would have to move on
521
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,999
from being such close friends.
522
00:19:13,335 --> 00:19:15,836
And today as he's married, it's clear his
523
00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:17,805
world's changed forever
524
00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:20,474
as he moves on to married life.
525
00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:24,712
Here's a confession.
526
00:19:24,714 --> 00:19:29,717
I always secretly wanted to
hate Paul's wife, future wife.
527
00:19:29,719 --> 00:19:32,953
How dare she take away my best friend!
528
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,896
But when Paul and Margene began dating
529
00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:43,431
senior year of high school,
530
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,599
I knew if there was a woman perfect enough
531
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:49,437
to be Paul's new best
friend, it was Margene.
532
00:19:50,472 --> 00:19:51,706
And on this...
533
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,542
And on this...
534
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:58,946
- Auspicious.
535
00:19:58,948 --> 00:19:59,780
- Au what?
536
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:00,881
- Auspicious.
537
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:01,882
- Fuck you.
538
00:20:03,485 --> 00:20:05,986
And on this auspicious day,
539
00:20:05,988 --> 00:20:09,230
we raise our glasses
high to Paul and Margene,
540
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,925
to best friends everyone.
541
00:20:10,927 --> 00:20:12,590
Guys, best friends!
542
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:13,694
Don't take it for granted, you don't know
543
00:20:13,696 --> 00:20:15,796
how long you have them for.
544
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:16,997
- Thank you, love you bro.
545
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:18,432
- Yeah, love you too.
546
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:22,136
- And thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
547
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,805
If I could just have everyone's attention.
548
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,906
- Calm it down people.
549
00:20:25,908 --> 00:20:29,143
- My very, very good friend Jim
550
00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:31,412
has some words for us this evening.
551
00:20:31,414 --> 00:20:32,613
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
552
00:20:32,615 --> 00:20:33,547
- So without further adeu...
553
00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:34,949
- Dude, I don't wanna do it.
554
00:20:34,951 --> 00:20:35,783
- Jim.
555
00:20:35,785 --> 00:20:36,751
- Jim, Jim, Jim.
556
00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:39,120
- Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
- Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
557
00:20:39,122 --> 00:20:42,220
♪ He's a wordsmith
558
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:43,991
- okay!
559
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,462
Wow, that's gonna be a hard one to follow.
560
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,697
- Obvi.
561
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,701
- You know...
562
00:20:53,703 --> 00:20:57,370
Paul and I, we've known each other for...
563
00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:00,608
I don't know, since middle school and...
564
00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:10,851
I remember the first
time we got schwasted.
565
00:21:16,658 --> 00:21:18,859
- Best friend memories, yes Jim.
566
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,661
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
567
00:21:20,663 --> 00:21:24,665
- You know, I too used to
get schwasted with Margene,
568
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,934
in her parents basement.
569
00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:28,680
Okay, little secret.
570
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,104
Mike's hard lemonade and this girl?
571
00:21:30,106 --> 00:21:32,206
Pro, sucks them down, she's amazing.
572
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:36,100
And you know, we bring this up as a...
573
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,611
As a...
574
00:21:37,613 --> 00:21:38,546
- Segway.
575
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:40,981
- A Segway to inform you that...
576
00:21:44,753 --> 00:21:46,821
Although the bar is an open bar,
577
00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:48,989
we should really still tip the staff.
578
00:21:48,991 --> 00:21:51,759
- Yes, and you know if you get a beer...
579
00:21:51,761 --> 00:21:52,593
You don't have to.
580
00:21:52,595 --> 00:21:54,610
- Nope.
581
00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:54,895
- But if you get a mixed
drink, it's just what's done.
582
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,564
- Super polite.
583
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,165
- On that note, to everlasting love!
584
00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:00,668
- Everlasting love, yeah great, bye.
585
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:05,720
- Thank you.
586
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:06,941
- That sucked.
587
00:22:06,943 --> 00:22:09,109
- Why would you say that?
588
00:22:12,214 --> 00:22:13,481
- Thank you.
589
00:22:14,216 --> 00:22:16,160
- Hi guys, time to dance.
590
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:16,951
- Oh no.
591
00:22:16,953 --> 00:22:17,885
- No, no, you have 70 minutes,
592
00:22:17,887 --> 00:22:18,819
you wanna get out of here,
593
00:22:18,821 --> 00:22:19,887
you gotta do the romantic shit.
594
00:22:19,889 --> 00:22:20,721
- Okay, okay, yeah.
595
00:22:20,723 --> 00:22:22,189
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
596
00:22:22,191 --> 00:22:23,224
Sorry.
597
00:22:23,226 --> 00:22:25,590
You look beautiful.
598
00:22:26,962 --> 00:22:28,629
- Got everything.
599
00:22:28,631 --> 00:22:29,930
- I have it for you right here.
600
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:30,764
- Yep, I'm fine.
601
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:31,599
- I got it.
602
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:32,233
- Okay.
603
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,613
- How about a spin, huh?
604
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:47,515
- I could take a spin.
605
00:22:53,755 --> 00:22:55,623
You all right?
606
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,690
- I'm great.
607
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,894
The speeches were a little weird.
608
00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:05,933
- We're still running late.
609
00:23:05,935 --> 00:23:06,867
I'm just worried about the flight.
610
00:23:06,869 --> 00:23:08,802
- Paul, we're married.
611
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:09,637
- I know.
612
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,238
- Everything's great.
613
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,730
Everything's perfect.
614
00:23:14,776 --> 00:23:17,978
- And now for the father daughter dance.
615
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,847
- We just...
616
00:23:26,555 --> 00:23:28,122
- Daddy.
617
00:23:28,124 --> 00:23:30,124
Thank you for all this.
618
00:23:32,894 --> 00:23:37,131
And for talking earlier,
and being so understanding.
619
00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:41,735
Without mom, I'm lucky
i have you to listen.
620
00:23:44,906 --> 00:23:46,600
And I know it freaked you out.
621
00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:51,211
Plus there's Paul's job and everything.
622
00:23:51,213 --> 00:23:52,613
Look.
623
00:23:52,615 --> 00:23:55,349
Everything's turning out just right.
624
00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:57,918
Right?
625
00:23:59,854 --> 00:24:01,221
- And everyone, dance floor!
626
00:24:01,223 --> 00:24:02,256
Let's get on it, yeah!
627
00:24:02,258 --> 00:24:03,223
- What did you eat?
628
00:24:03,225 --> 00:24:04,725
- Nothing yet.
629
00:24:04,727 --> 00:24:06,600
Oh, I'm hungry.
630
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:09,290
- Steady, steady.
631
00:24:33,121 --> 00:24:35,122
- Oh, great speech by the way.
632
00:24:35,124 --> 00:24:37,570
- My oration on getting schwasted.
633
00:24:38,661 --> 00:24:40,260
Thanks, I actually wrote
it a couple weeks ago.
634
00:24:40,262 --> 00:24:42,663
You know, thanks.
635
00:24:42,665 --> 00:24:44,698
- I have officially
thrown Greta's schedule
636
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,401
out the window and
let's see, I now have...
637
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,738
Oh, 68 minutes to finish all of this.
638
00:24:52,207 --> 00:24:54,108
- When's the cake?
639
00:24:54,110 --> 00:24:55,709
- Uh, when it gets here finally?
640
00:24:55,711 --> 00:24:56,944
- Wrong, no, no, no.
641
00:24:56,946 --> 00:24:58,679
Most people wait for the cake to leave,
642
00:24:58,681 --> 00:24:59,980
and you don't early exits.
643
00:24:59,982 --> 00:25:01,882
I know this, cause I've
been planning my wedding
644
00:25:01,884 --> 00:25:02,850
since I was a little...
645
00:25:02,852 --> 00:25:04,180
- girl.
646
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,152
Since you were just a little baby.
647
00:25:05,154 --> 00:25:07,187
- Okay, all right, very funny.
648
00:25:07,189 --> 00:25:09,890
You now have...
649
00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:11,158
67 minutes, you're just wasting time.
650
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,394
- Thank you for that, mhm.
651
00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:16,764
- You need me.
652
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:17,665
I'm in.
653
00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:19,700
- Do not fuck with me.
654
00:25:19,702 --> 00:25:21,201
- I'll take it back.
655
00:25:21,203 --> 00:25:22,269
- No, you said it, you're in.
- All right, let's do this.
656
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,103
- Really?
657
00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:26,173
- Oh thank you so much for coming.
658
00:25:26,175 --> 00:25:27,941
- Yeah, you enjoying yourself?
659
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,843
- You know, we was outside with the bugs
660
00:25:29,845 --> 00:25:32,146
for over an hour waiting
for the service to start.
661
00:25:32,148 --> 00:25:33,747
- Ow, well.
662
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:36,216
We thank you and everyone
for your Patience.
663
00:25:36,218 --> 00:25:37,751
- And...
664
00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:39,153
I got walking pneumonia ya'll,
665
00:25:39,155 --> 00:25:40,220
I'm here sick as a dog.
666
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:42,856
- Oh, oh, should you be out of bed?
667
00:25:42,858 --> 00:25:44,758
- It's walking pneumonia.
668
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,993
Let me see this wedding ring.
669
00:25:45,995 --> 00:25:47,428
- Oh, well that's a very funny story,
670
00:25:47,430 --> 00:25:49,863
and it all starts with a
very stupid man named Colton.
671
00:25:49,865 --> 00:25:51,265
- Colt hired this band and when he did
672
00:25:51,267 --> 00:25:53,267
he just kept screaming "it's gonna be 1998
673
00:25:53,269 --> 00:25:54,702
all over again!"
674
00:25:56,205 --> 00:25:59,206
Poor guy, he's just, he's
nostalgic for nostalgia.
675
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:00,307
- Hey, I agree with him.
676
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,241
I like swing.
677
00:26:02,911 --> 00:26:04,912
We did that kick ass routine.
678
00:26:04,914 --> 00:26:06,814
In show choir, the
swing one, you remember?
679
00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:07,715
- Uh huh.
680
00:26:08,983 --> 00:26:10,217
- Oh wait, are we
pretending like you didn't
681
00:26:10,219 --> 00:26:11,218
do show choir for four years of your life?
682
00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:12,152
- Uh huh.
683
00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:13,420
- Okay, great, so then...
684
00:26:13,422 --> 00:26:15,189
Moving on to the binder there.
685
00:26:15,191 --> 00:26:17,157
- All right, let's see.
686
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,994
In case of male shirt disaster...
687
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:24,932
I.E. Wine spilling or colored
armpit stain, et cetera,
688
00:26:24,934 --> 00:26:27,101
contingency tuxedo shirt
taped underneath the dance...
689
00:26:27,103 --> 00:26:28,335
- No, she did not.
690
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,237
- Okay that's crazy, it's under...
691
00:26:30,239 --> 00:26:31,171
- It's under there?
692
00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:32,106
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
693
00:26:32,108 --> 00:26:33,340
- She taped it?
694
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:36,410
Tampons are taped underneath table seven.
695
00:26:36,412 --> 00:26:38,178
Note the following bridesmaids
are on their period.
696
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,913
- Oh my, ew, no, Greta!
697
00:26:39,915 --> 00:26:42,150
- Greta, Greta this is...
698
00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:43,217
- Terrible.
699
00:26:43,219 --> 00:26:45,419
- This is my 8th wedding this summer.
700
00:26:45,421 --> 00:26:48,288
Do you know the financial
and psychological toll
701
00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:51,391
that eight bridesmaids
dresses has on a person?
702
00:26:51,393 --> 00:26:54,194
And Greta, it's got me
thinking about settling down.
703
00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:56,330
About settling, you know?
704
00:26:57,232 --> 00:26:58,465
I want Skyler.
705
00:27:02,804 --> 00:27:03,504
I know.
706
00:27:05,473 --> 00:27:07,274
- And you are...
707
00:27:07,276 --> 00:27:08,208
- His best friend?
708
00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:09,510
I know.
709
00:27:09,512 --> 00:27:11,845
And only delusional people think their
710
00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:13,981
best friend's gonna fall
madly in love with them.
711
00:27:13,983 --> 00:27:14,815
I mean...
712
00:27:17,486 --> 00:27:22,890
But maybe my best friend will
fall madly in love with me.
713
00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:23,524
Oh, honey.
714
00:27:23,526 --> 00:27:25,959
Don't swallow your tongue.
715
00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:29,129
- Okay.
716
00:27:29,131 --> 00:27:31,832
That man wore a no fear, no
fear like half sleeve t-shirt
717
00:27:31,834 --> 00:27:32,466
to my wedding.
718
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:34,468
Your family's crazy.
719
00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:35,469
- Wait, my family?
720
00:27:35,471 --> 00:27:36,403
- Uh huh.
721
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:39,339
- I thought he's with your side.
722
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,977
- Ah, it's gonna take forever
to greet all these people.
723
00:27:43,979 --> 00:27:44,845
But we have to.
724
00:27:44,847 --> 00:27:46,346
- Yeah, we do.
725
00:27:46,348 --> 00:27:48,348
Or else we face a lifetime
of guilt from everybody.
726
00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:51,585
Including, and especially your father.
727
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:52,986
You know what, we gotta
get out of here on time
728
00:27:52,988 --> 00:27:55,355
so we can make our flight.
729
00:27:55,357 --> 00:27:56,390
- Yeah.
730
00:27:56,392 --> 00:27:59,927
So that we can consummate
our love together.
731
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:01,595
- I am both excited and anxious
732
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:03,463
at the thought of being
physically intimate.
733
00:28:03,465 --> 00:28:04,298
- Yeah?
734
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:05,432
- Yeah.
735
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:06,166
- Then I got a plan for us.
736
00:28:06,168 --> 00:28:07,401
Ready for it?
737
00:28:07,403 --> 00:28:10,170
You go take your side, i will take mine,
738
00:28:10,172 --> 00:28:12,339
we meet back in one hour,
and off to our honeymoon.
739
00:28:12,341 --> 00:28:13,507
- Great idea.
740
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,344
- You know, like only if you're into it.
741
00:28:17,346 --> 00:28:19,460
- No, if that's what we need to do
742
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,215
to make tonight perfect, then...
743
00:28:21,217 --> 00:28:22,182
That's what we'll do.
744
00:28:22,184 --> 00:28:23,500
- Yeah?
745
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:23,951
- Yeah.
746
00:28:25,353 --> 00:28:26,420
- Now break.
747
00:28:36,331 --> 00:28:37,297
- Pull my finger.
748
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,432
Pull my finger.
749
00:28:38,434 --> 00:28:43,604
- No I really needed you
to pull my finger, but...
750
00:28:51,112 --> 00:28:52,246
Out of rolls.
751
00:29:01,550 --> 00:29:02,389
Yo, homeslice!
752
00:29:02,391 --> 00:29:03,957
You got any butter?
753
00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:06,226
- It's buffet style man!
754
00:29:06,228 --> 00:29:07,361
I can't get everything!
755
00:29:07,363 --> 00:29:09,496
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
756
00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:10,330
- Butter.
757
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:11,231
- Yeah.
758
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:13,467
- You should cut it off.
759
00:29:13,469 --> 00:29:14,635
- Aw dude, tried man.
760
00:29:14,637 --> 00:29:16,503
The ring's too thick.
761
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,505
- Not the ring, the finger.
762
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,909
I once chopped a finger
clean off, making cannoli.
763
00:29:21,911 --> 00:29:24,378
Blood gushing all over
the caramel and shit,
764
00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:26,246
fucking disgusting.
765
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:32,519
And then, I just took that
sucka to the hospital...
766
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:35,880
Gave it to the docs,
767
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,625
and they just re-attached it later.
768
00:29:38,627 --> 00:29:40,260
- What kind of knife did you use?
769
00:29:40,262 --> 00:29:41,962
- Colt, don't chop your finger off.
770
00:29:41,964 --> 00:29:44,431
- And do not use butter,
olive oil is way better.
771
00:29:44,433 --> 00:29:46,333
- Olive oil.
772
00:29:46,335 --> 00:29:49,690
So nice of you to finally join us,
773
00:29:49,710 --> 00:29:51,171
I mean, this cake was only
supposed to be here oh,
774
00:29:51,173 --> 00:29:52,372
this afternoon.
775
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:53,473
- I have a really good excuse, all right?
776
00:29:53,475 --> 00:29:54,708
I forgot the wedding was tonight
777
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:57,411
and I had to pull an all nighter.
778
00:29:57,413 --> 00:29:59,790
- So you're just a professional Baker
779
00:29:59,810 --> 00:30:02,249
and you forgot you had a job today?
780
00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:03,483
So glad that Greta's doped out
781
00:30:03,485 --> 00:30:04,718
and did not hear that.
782
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,652
- Is that the girl that ate 900 dollars
783
00:30:05,654 --> 00:30:06,586
worth of samples?
784
00:30:06,588 --> 00:30:08,210
- There's been a mistake.
785
00:30:08,230 --> 00:30:09,990
- Yeah, hiring this guy as their Baker.
786
00:30:09,992 --> 00:30:10,590
- No, no, no, no, no.
787
00:30:10,592 --> 00:30:12,426
This is the wrong cake.
788
00:30:12,428 --> 00:30:16,396
- No, first of all, our cake's
supposed to be red velvet,
789
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,531
and secondly...
790
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,690
This has a black couple on top.
791
00:30:23,638 --> 00:30:24,538
- So?
792
00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:30,243
- So our bride and groom is white people.
793
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:33,246
- Here I thought we live
in a post racial society.
794
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:36,490
- No, no, no, no, no, we
will keep the cake because
795
00:30:36,510 --> 00:30:38,850
thanks to you we don't
have any other choice,
796
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:39,653
and you know I'm sure
it's still delicious,
797
00:30:39,655 --> 00:30:41,421
and it costs them...
798
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:42,456
Holy shit man.
799
00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:43,290
- That's robbery.
800
00:30:43,292 --> 00:30:44,424
- Robbery, that's crazy.
801
00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,193
- Cake is art.
802
00:30:46,195 --> 00:30:48,295
- Look, this isn't a racial thing,
803
00:30:48,297 --> 00:30:50,300
we just want a white cake topper.
804
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,299
- I only brought will and Jada.
805
00:30:52,301 --> 00:30:53,567
- Of course you did.
806
00:30:53,569 --> 00:30:55,535
Okay, we will improvise,
807
00:30:55,537 --> 00:30:57,571
we'll find some wite-out and we will
808
00:30:57,573 --> 00:30:59,406
make them Caucasian, yeah.
809
00:30:59,408 --> 00:31:01,241
- You want white face?
810
00:31:01,243 --> 00:31:02,476
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
811
00:31:04,345 --> 00:31:07,347
- So, you were saying you
teach hot yoga or something?
812
00:31:07,349 --> 00:31:08,782
- I also mentioned that I'm in engineering
813
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:11,151
management and information
sciences consulting,
814
00:31:11,153 --> 00:31:14,187
but yes I teach hot yoga on Saturdays.
815
00:31:14,189 --> 00:31:16,523
- Do you think you'll
stay in Tulsa long or...
816
00:31:16,525 --> 00:31:19,459
- Uh no, I feel like a
big city's kind of always
817
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:20,394
called my name.
818
00:31:20,396 --> 00:31:21,428
- Big city, la is a big city.
819
00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:24,664
London has shitty food, Chicago...
820
00:31:24,666 --> 00:31:26,533
Chicago's actually awesome but...
821
00:31:26,535 --> 00:31:28,268
I'm in la.
822
00:31:28,270 --> 00:31:30,170
- Okay, well consider it considered then.
823
00:31:30,172 --> 00:31:31,638
- All right.
824
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,305
- Could we see what's
next because I just wanna
825
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,640
go to the bar.
826
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,343
Ooh, cancel a flash mob, yes.
827
00:31:38,312 --> 00:31:39,179
- Hey.
828
00:31:39,181 --> 00:31:40,480
Hey bethanie.
829
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:41,481
What you girls up to, huh?
830
00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:42,516
Running from boys?
831
00:31:42,518 --> 00:31:43,650
- Oh no, pastor Kyle.
832
00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:45,118
We are here to celebrate the holy union
833
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,521
of two pious christians, so, here we go.
834
00:31:47,523 --> 00:31:48,622
- And Greta, huh?
835
00:31:48,624 --> 00:31:51,558
- Well she's stoned, excuse me.
836
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,600
- On Jesus I hope.
837
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:53,760
- Well...
838
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,650
All right, here we go.
839
00:31:58,670 --> 00:32:00,167
Stand up straight, Greta.
840
00:32:02,603 --> 00:32:04,838
- Look, it's really not that complicated.
841
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,240
We all go out on the dance floor,
842
00:32:07,242 --> 00:32:09,643
perform the routine that i
sent you on YouTube, yeah,
843
00:32:09,645 --> 00:32:11,711
and we wear these masks.
844
00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:14,548
- That is terrifying.
845
00:32:14,550 --> 00:32:16,817
Yeah, no, Sean, i don't think that anyone
846
00:32:16,819 --> 00:32:20,587
is gonna actually do any of that, yeah.
847
00:32:20,589 --> 00:32:21,788
- Okay, so you're gonna
force me to do like
848
00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:24,391
a one man flash mob, what do you...
849
00:32:24,393 --> 00:32:27,394
- At that point I think
it's just called a flash.
850
00:32:27,396 --> 00:32:28,462
- Oh, flash.
851
00:32:28,464 --> 00:32:31,865
- All right, took that
easy, all right what's next?
852
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,700
- Let's see, next we
are going to make sure
853
00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,635
that the alcohol inventory is stocked
854
00:32:35,637 --> 00:32:38,472
and then smell check the staff.
855
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:42,275
- That's exactly what i got from that, so.
856
00:32:42,277 --> 00:32:46,446
- Hey, just honing in on Katie
Samuels, 11th grade French.
857
00:32:46,448 --> 00:32:47,647
How's my breath?
858
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,750
Not ready yet, okay.
859
00:32:51,652 --> 00:32:53,620
- That poor, poor girl, okay.
860
00:32:53,622 --> 00:32:56,123
Serious question about Skyler.
861
00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:58,225
- About his hair?
862
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:00,127
- So that is his hair?
863
00:33:00,129 --> 00:33:01,361
- Yeah it's his hair.
864
00:33:01,363 --> 00:33:02,863
He bought it online and
glued it to his head,
865
00:33:02,865 --> 00:33:03,864
it's his hair.
866
00:33:03,866 --> 00:33:04,698
- Shut up.
867
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:06,399
No, you're not serious.
868
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,701
- I mean I've never got
100 percent confirmation,
869
00:33:07,703 --> 00:33:09,803
yet I am 100 percent sure.
870
00:33:09,805 --> 00:33:11,505
- So wait, wait, wait,
871
00:33:11,507 --> 00:33:13,340
how does it work when he's
trying to take a girl home?
872
00:33:13,342 --> 00:33:14,908
Does he tell her on the date or like
873
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,576
they get in the bedroom and he's like
874
00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,311
"surprise, look, I'm bald,
look at my head, hey."
875
00:33:18,313 --> 00:33:20,380
- It's like he lives in
the golden age of bald men.
876
00:33:20,382 --> 00:33:22,816
- Total social acceptance
to buzz your head.
877
00:33:22,818 --> 00:33:25,785
- Willis, statham, fucking Matt lauer.
878
00:33:25,787 --> 00:33:27,187
Head buzzing pioneer.
- He looks amazing.
879
00:33:27,189 --> 00:33:28,421
He looks great.
880
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:28,889
- I would go on a date with him...
881
00:33:28,891 --> 00:33:30,624
- I'm ready nerds, out of my way.
882
00:33:30,626 --> 00:33:31,658
- Okay.
883
00:33:51,646 --> 00:33:53,413
- Katie Samuels?
884
00:33:53,415 --> 00:33:55,649
11th grade French, gotcha.
885
00:34:02,623 --> 00:34:03,590
- Skyler, right?
886
00:34:03,592 --> 00:34:05,192
Yeah?
887
00:34:05,194 --> 00:34:06,259
Yeah, you...
888
00:34:07,562 --> 00:34:08,528
You look...
889
00:34:10,198 --> 00:34:10,897
Wow.
890
00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:14,401
- Thank you.
891
00:34:14,403 --> 00:34:16,403
Wow, I mean...
892
00:34:16,405 --> 00:34:18,371
That's great, but you, I mean you...
893
00:34:18,373 --> 00:34:19,439
Look absolutely stunning.
894
00:34:19,441 --> 00:34:21,775
- Oh thank you.
- Katie.
895
00:34:21,777 --> 00:34:22,842
Hey.
896
00:34:22,844 --> 00:34:24,277
- Pastor Kyle.
897
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:25,879
Hey.
898
00:34:27,481 --> 00:34:30,684
Sorry about missing Bible
study the other night,
899
00:34:30,686 --> 00:34:31,551
it's just that I had this...
900
00:34:31,553 --> 00:34:32,552
- hot date?
901
00:34:34,355 --> 00:34:34,988
- No.
902
00:34:36,225 --> 00:34:36,957
Come on.
903
00:34:36,959 --> 00:34:38,558
- Yeah, come on.
904
00:34:44,799 --> 00:34:45,699
- Well...
905
00:34:47,435 --> 00:34:48,335
So um...
906
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:52,672
Yeah, I'm super thirsty.
907
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:55,609
So I'm gonna hop up and
just go get myself a...
908
00:34:55,611 --> 00:34:56,443
- beer?
909
00:34:56,445 --> 00:34:57,677
- Can I...
910
00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:58,578
No.
911
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,481
Soda water would be like,
912
00:35:01,483 --> 00:35:03,160
exactly what I want.
913
00:35:03,985 --> 00:35:05,552
Ow.
914
00:35:05,554 --> 00:35:07,621
Can I please, thank you.
915
00:35:08,723 --> 00:35:11,758
Yeah, you guys just go and have a good...
916
00:35:15,290 --> 00:35:16,696
- What the fuck, Kyle?
917
00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:17,998
You just cockblocked me man.
918
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,332
- Whoa, whoa, hey.
919
00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:21,100
It's pastor Kyle now.
920
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,736
That's some language
you're using there man,
921
00:35:22,738 --> 00:35:24,638
what's going on?
922
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,805
- What's going on?
923
00:35:25,807 --> 00:35:28,675
What the fuck is going on with you, Kyle?
924
00:35:28,677 --> 00:35:30,277
All right, I once saw you, yeah,
925
00:35:30,279 --> 00:35:33,480
at a frat party in a hot
tub with your whole...
926
00:35:33,482 --> 00:35:36,349
I guess I can't even repeat it, can I?
927
00:35:36,351 --> 00:35:37,500
- No need.
928
00:35:38,352 --> 00:35:41,788
I was actually with Katie Samuels, so.
929
00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:42,789
- Oh...
930
00:35:44,825 --> 00:35:46,590
- I'm praying for you man!
931
00:35:46,610 --> 00:35:46,960
- Save it!
932
00:35:55,436 --> 00:35:56,336
- Hey.
933
00:35:58,572 --> 00:35:59,973
What's going on?
934
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,510
- I don't know why, but...
935
00:36:03,512 --> 00:36:06,479
I was just thinking about...
936
00:36:06,481 --> 00:36:09,849
I was just thinking about
when you left for college.
937
00:36:09,851 --> 00:36:11,484
You know, at the time I figured
938
00:36:11,486 --> 00:36:14,387
our friendship would be over,
fall outta touch, whatever.
939
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:15,789
But then...
940
00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:19,250
But then when you were
getting in your car to leave,
941
00:36:19,270 --> 00:36:21,328
you remember what you said?
942
00:36:21,330 --> 00:36:24,631
You said "I'll see you in a few weeks."
943
00:36:25,733 --> 00:36:26,833
- Yeah, that was technically true.
944
00:36:26,835 --> 00:36:29,836
- No, yeah, but then at
the end of fall break
945
00:36:29,838 --> 00:36:31,438
you said the same thing again.
946
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,840
"See you in a few weeks."
947
00:36:33,842 --> 00:36:36,843
The holidays came, and spring break.
948
00:36:36,845 --> 00:36:37,877
You keep saying the same thing,
949
00:36:37,879 --> 00:36:39,546
"see you in a few weeks",
950
00:36:39,548 --> 00:36:40,914
the time between would get
longer and longer in between,
951
00:36:40,916 --> 00:36:45,952
but you just always would
say "see you in a few weeks."
952
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,487
It's got me thinking...
953
00:36:47,489 --> 00:36:51,391
Now that I'm settled
here, you're out there...
954
00:36:51,393 --> 00:36:54,600
We probably won't see each
other much at all anymore.
955
00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:55,762
- Come on, things aren't gonna change.
956
00:36:55,764 --> 00:36:57,664
- I already have, man.
957
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:03,360
Anyway.
958
00:37:04,438 --> 00:37:05,939
You know, I think we're pretty lucky
959
00:37:05,941 --> 00:37:09,142
Colt got that ring stuck on
his big stubby finger, right?
960
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:12,110
Seriously, if you hadn't talked to me...
961
00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:13,780
I was gonna bolt.
962
00:37:13,782 --> 00:37:14,848
- Dude, it was just cold feet.
963
00:37:14,850 --> 00:37:16,820
- No.
964
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,984
No, it was more than that.
965
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:20,387
It was me thinking about like...
966
00:37:20,389 --> 00:37:22,922
All the marriages i know that have failed.
967
00:37:22,924 --> 00:37:24,958
- Your parents are in
functional marriages.
968
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,993
- Not to each other.
969
00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:28,895
Plus, on top of that...
970
00:37:28,897 --> 00:37:31,831
Margene's dad paid for everything here.
971
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,733
I can't afford to give
her a perfect wedding,
972
00:37:33,735 --> 00:37:35,100
I could barely afford the plane tickets
973
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:36,770
for the honeymoon.
974
00:37:37,872 --> 00:37:41,975
Now with the merger, i
don't even know if my job...
975
00:37:43,711 --> 00:37:46,146
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
976
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,952
The same reason you wouldn't of left.
977
00:37:52,954 --> 00:37:55,789
You know how lucky you are, man.
978
00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:59,793
Look, all you have to do
is make Margene happy.
979
00:38:00,928 --> 00:38:02,796
- Sorry, I didn't mean
to interrupt I just...
980
00:38:02,798 --> 00:38:03,630
- no.
981
00:38:03,632 --> 00:38:04,464
- I have your beer.
982
00:38:04,466 --> 00:38:05,980
- Perfect timing.
983
00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:06,533
- Sorry.
984
00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:07,967
- I actually just saw some second cousins
985
00:38:07,969 --> 00:38:10,537
from lawton over there that...
986
00:38:11,505 --> 00:38:13,206
I should go bond with.
987
00:38:17,878 --> 00:38:19,546
- Okay, so let me guess.
988
00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:21,114
He was bugging you as to when
you plan on settling down
989
00:38:21,116 --> 00:38:25,718
because Margene asks me
like literally every day.
990
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,788
- Why are they always
trying to get single people
991
00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:30,560
to get married?
992
00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:31,570
It's like do you just
wanna drink the booze
993
00:38:31,590 --> 00:38:33,626
at my wedding as payback or...
994
00:38:33,628 --> 00:38:35,128
You know, the more i think about it...
995
00:38:35,130 --> 00:38:37,931
I feel like married people
were actually recruited
996
00:38:37,933 --> 00:38:39,232
themselves into getting married
997
00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:40,867
and then they settle down,
998
00:38:40,869 --> 00:38:42,135
they realize it's super boring,
999
00:38:42,137 --> 00:38:43,803
and it doesn't actually work unless
1000
00:38:43,805 --> 00:38:45,905
they have other married
friends around to watch like
1001
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,474
homeland and shit with.
1002
00:38:47,476 --> 00:38:48,608
Marriage is...
1003
00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:49,976
Marriage is a pyramid scheme, it is.
1004
00:38:49,978 --> 00:38:53,112
- Oh my god, i fucking hate you!
1005
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,830
- Sorry, she's got tourette's.
1006
00:38:57,850 --> 00:38:58,852
Sexually contracted tourette's.
1007
00:38:58,854 --> 00:39:02,989
You arrogant, neurotic, self
centered, immature, homophobic.
1008
00:39:02,991 --> 00:39:04,757
- No, no, no, not true,
I'm not afraid of them.
1009
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,590
- Needy, childish, jealous...
1010
00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:08,610
- Which is warranted
because you're a skank!
1011
00:39:08,630 --> 00:39:09,596
- A misogynist!
1012
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:13,600
- I am not.
1013
00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:14,534
- You laughed at me when I told you
1014
00:39:14,536 --> 00:39:17,504
I was sexually harassed at work.
1015
00:39:17,506 --> 00:39:18,238
- You said it in a funny voice.
1016
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,606
- You know what, Quentin?
1017
00:39:19,608 --> 00:39:20,740
I think the worse thing about all of this
1018
00:39:20,742 --> 00:39:22,609
is that you're obviously not over me.
1019
00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:23,977
- Oh, no, no, no, I'm over you.
1020
00:39:23,979 --> 00:39:26,713
- Yeah, I'm so over
you I wouldn't fuck you
1021
00:39:26,715 --> 00:39:28,715
with your 10 foot dick.
1022
00:39:28,717 --> 00:39:30,783
- Okay well, at least one
of those has one of those,
1023
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,510
fuck you Quentin!
1024
00:39:35,689 --> 00:39:37,590
Oh, I thought this was over.
1025
00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:39,626
- It wasn't over.
1026
00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:41,160
It still isn't over.
1027
00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:47,867
- I think actually the animal that
1028
00:39:47,869 --> 00:39:49,969
I identify with the most...
1029
00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:50,970
Is the wolf.
1030
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:51,804
- Oh.
1031
00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:56,576
Because it's half wild
animal, part domesticated dog.
1032
00:39:56,578 --> 00:39:57,977
Cause a part of me like...
1033
00:39:57,979 --> 00:39:59,646
Tries to hunt.
1034
00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:02,148
The other part of me is loyal,
likes my tummy scratched.
1035
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:04,183
- Oh, are you a lone wolf?
1036
00:40:05,953 --> 00:40:08,588
- Hungry like the wolf.
1037
00:40:08,590 --> 00:40:10,590
- And you are adorable.
1038
00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:13,126
But I am married.
1039
00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:16,129
- Oh.
1040
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,231
Look at that.
1041
00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:20,900
- Yup.
1042
00:40:20,902 --> 00:40:22,936
Ring on the finger usually means married.
1043
00:40:22,938 --> 00:40:24,971
- Yeah, I guess unless
you're Margene, right?
1044
00:40:24,973 --> 00:40:25,872
- What?
1045
00:40:25,874 --> 00:40:29,750
- Oh, no, not like she's
loose or anything...
1046
00:40:29,770 --> 00:40:30,710
Just saying because the ring...
1047
00:40:30,712 --> 00:40:31,978
- What?
1048
00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:34,470
- Nevermind, nevermind,
just forget I said that,
1049
00:40:34,490 --> 00:40:36,716
and forget, I'm sorry, you're married.
1050
00:40:36,718 --> 00:40:39,652
- Well you give up awfully easily.
1051
00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:41,654
I didn't say no.
1052
00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:43,122
I said I'm married.
1053
00:40:44,158 --> 00:40:46,259
Thought you were a bad boy.
1054
00:40:47,761 --> 00:40:49,295
- I am, it's just...
1055
00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,664
You're married, so.
1056
00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:54,100
- Yeah, well, suit yourself.
1057
00:40:54,102 --> 00:40:57,270
But fyi, my pussy tastes real good.
1058
00:41:03,612 --> 00:41:07,814
And my husband and I have
a certain arrangement.
1059
00:41:07,816 --> 00:41:10,283
I mean, if you're interested.
1060
00:41:11,885 --> 00:41:12,785
- Yeah.
1061
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,910
Wow, okay, yeah let me...
1062
00:41:18,930 --> 00:41:19,892
Let me just use the little
boy's room for a second,
1063
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,362
and when I get back, we'll have an answer.
1064
00:41:22,364 --> 00:41:23,196
- I'll be here.
1065
00:41:23,198 --> 00:41:24,297
- Okay.
1066
00:41:25,132 --> 00:41:26,933
- Occupied!
1067
00:41:30,904 --> 00:41:34,400
- I'll just go this way, it's easier.
1068
00:41:35,843 --> 00:41:36,909
That's fine.
1069
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,913
Oh shit I'm sorry,
1070
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:42,810
I didn't know anyone else was in here.
1071
00:41:42,830 --> 00:41:44,830
- The more the merrier.
1072
00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:46,319
- I just need a place to think
1073
00:41:46,321 --> 00:41:47,654
for a second.
1074
00:41:48,789 --> 00:41:49,822
You know, actually, i would appreciate
1075
00:41:49,824 --> 00:41:52,792
the advice of a total stranger.
1076
00:41:52,794 --> 00:41:54,260
You see...
1077
00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:56,129
This married woman just told me
1078
00:41:56,131 --> 00:41:58,798
what her vagina tastes like.
1079
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,869
- How would she know what
her vagina tastes like?
1080
00:42:04,705 --> 00:42:05,405
- That...
1081
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:12,311
I'm just wondering like
you know, do I go for it?
1082
00:42:12,313 --> 00:42:14,380
That's taboo, like how often do these...
1083
00:42:14,382 --> 00:42:15,748
- stop, look.
1084
00:42:16,984 --> 00:42:19,152
I'm you, from the future.
1085
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:25,892
- No, I was just like you,
i was always chasing tail...
1086
00:42:25,894 --> 00:42:28,194
And then one day, my hair fell out.
1087
00:42:28,196 --> 00:42:29,162
- No.
1088
00:42:29,164 --> 00:42:30,196
- Yeah.
1089
00:42:30,198 --> 00:42:34,434
- Yeah, your standards have
dropped, the screwing...
1090
00:42:34,436 --> 00:42:37,437
Won't sedate the the loneliness.
1091
00:42:37,439 --> 00:42:39,706
You'll end up bald with a prostate
1092
00:42:39,708 --> 00:42:41,107
the size of a mandarin orange,
1093
00:42:41,109 --> 00:42:43,743
and the only sexual adventure you'll have
1094
00:42:43,745 --> 00:42:46,746
is when your wife brings a young man home.
1095
00:42:46,748 --> 00:42:47,980
So...
1096
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:49,382
I don't know.
1097
00:42:49,384 --> 00:42:50,283
Go for it!
1098
00:42:54,288 --> 00:42:55,788
Oh, this woman...
1099
00:42:58,792 --> 00:43:01,728
Is she a redhead in a purple dress?
1100
00:43:02,896 --> 00:43:03,796
- Yeah?
1101
00:43:05,990 --> 00:43:06,499
- Wow.
1102
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,234
You'll do just fine.
1103
00:43:17,277 --> 00:43:18,811
- Yeah.
1104
00:43:18,813 --> 00:43:20,346
I will do just fine.
1105
00:43:26,787 --> 00:43:27,487
Oh shit.
1106
00:43:29,423 --> 00:43:30,323
God.
1107
00:43:37,264 --> 00:43:38,164
Damn it.
1108
00:43:51,278 --> 00:43:53,450
Watch it, dumb broad!
1109
00:43:53,470 --> 00:43:53,880
Hey, sorry.
1110
00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:55,148
- Gosh.
1111
00:43:55,150 --> 00:43:56,516
Wow, I was just about to
head to the dance floor,
1112
00:43:56,518 --> 00:43:57,550
you wanna join me?
1113
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,252
- You know what?
1114
00:43:59,254 --> 00:44:01,154
It wasn't as cool as
i thought it would be.
1115
00:44:01,156 --> 00:44:01,988
- Oh right.
1116
00:44:01,990 --> 00:44:03,556
- Come here.
1117
00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:05,158
But yeah, later, you know,
1118
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,392
show those jokers how it's done.
1119
00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:09,328
- Oh, oh, you mean some of this?
1120
00:44:09,330 --> 00:44:11,831
- A little lesson in
that, you remember that?
1121
00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:13,332
- A little of that, a little of that 2008.
1122
00:44:13,334 --> 00:44:15,168
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, bring it back.
1123
00:44:15,170 --> 00:44:16,335
And bring it back, and bring it back.
1124
00:44:16,337 --> 00:44:19,372
- And then I'll do this like we used to...
1125
00:44:23,310 --> 00:44:24,210
Hi.
1126
00:44:28,282 --> 00:44:30,850
Don't cry bethanie, don't cry.
1127
00:44:33,387 --> 00:44:36,550
You left me without my medicine.
1128
00:44:36,570 --> 00:44:37,390
Excuse me.
1129
00:44:37,392 --> 00:44:38,324
Excuse me.
1130
00:44:38,326 --> 00:44:40,259
- The millennials for Christ.
1131
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:42,395
- Hey, hey, hey!
1132
00:44:42,397 --> 00:44:43,496
Have you seen Paul?
1133
00:44:43,498 --> 00:44:44,964
- Um...
1134
00:44:44,966 --> 00:44:46,399
I thought that he would be with you.
1135
00:44:46,401 --> 00:44:47,867
- Yeah...
1136
00:44:47,869 --> 00:44:49,680
We're trying this whole
divide and conquer thing
1137
00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:51,300
to save time, you know, so.
1138
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:52,471
Can I ask you something?
1139
00:44:52,473 --> 00:44:54,730
- Yes?
1140
00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:56,275
- Was my wedding perfect, was it?
1141
00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:59,445
- Oh my gosh, you look like an angel.
1142
00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:02,148
And these dresses that you
picked, they're beautiful,
1143
00:45:02,150 --> 00:45:03,349
they're gorgeous, like
you would think that
1144
00:45:03,351 --> 00:45:05,170
somebody would actually notice,
1145
00:45:05,190 --> 00:45:06,319
that guys would actually
take notice of you, but no.
1146
00:45:06,321 --> 00:45:08,921
Just, you look everything...
1147
00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:12,525
Everything is perfect.
1148
00:45:14,610 --> 00:45:14,994
- Thanks.
- Okay.
1149
00:45:14,996 --> 00:45:16,429
- Okay, well, I gotta run.
1150
00:45:16,431 --> 00:45:18,297
Uncle Pete's not gonna greet himself, so.
1151
00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:21,334
- And to me, I find christianity
1152
00:45:21,336 --> 00:45:22,902
is the real social media...
1153
00:45:22,904 --> 00:45:24,937
- pastor Kyle, thank you.
1154
00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:26,505
It was such a wonderful ceremony.
1155
00:45:26,507 --> 00:45:27,907
It was just so...
1156
00:45:27,909 --> 00:45:30,476
It was stunning, thank you, perfect.
1157
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,445
- I refuse to be a
slave to a trapper keeper,
1158
00:45:32,447 --> 00:45:34,130
we are throwing rice.
1159
00:45:34,150 --> 00:45:37,450
If a pigeon comes down and
eats it, it will explode.
1160
00:45:37,452 --> 00:45:39,118
- That can't possibly be true...
1161
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,286
- it is.
1162
00:45:40,288 --> 00:45:42,388
- Hello, throwing rice, it's a tradition.
1163
00:45:42,390 --> 00:45:45,892
- Oh, I forgot what a romantic you are.
1164
00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:49,161
Do you remember how you asked me to prom?
1165
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:52,899
- Yeah, in a night tub put on a pony.
1166
00:45:52,901 --> 00:45:54,133
- Okay, fine.
1167
00:45:54,135 --> 00:45:55,334
I will admit it...
1168
00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:57,503
High school dances were kind of the best.
1169
00:45:57,505 --> 00:45:59,205
Oh, we would get so dressed up
1170
00:45:59,207 --> 00:46:01,574
and then we would dance
to the best songs of 2006.
1171
00:46:01,576 --> 00:46:03,376
Oh wait, do you remember...
1172
00:46:03,378 --> 00:46:06,780
♪ You don't know me
1173
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,215
♪ you don't even care
1174
00:46:09,217 --> 00:46:10,483
oh, that was good.
1175
00:46:10,485 --> 00:46:11,350
- That was a good song.
- That shit was my jam.
1176
00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:12,618
- That was a good one.
1177
00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:13,986
- And then you'd be on the dance floor
1178
00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:15,454
dancing cheek to cheek with your crush,
1179
00:46:15,456 --> 00:46:17,957
and you'd get those shivers
up your spine, so cute.
1180
00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:19,558
- Yeah, when we weren't grinding
1181
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,294
to lil Jon or n'sync.
1182
00:46:21,296 --> 00:46:22,662
- Oh god, and sweating...
1183
00:46:22,664 --> 00:46:24,263
Profusely because the 100...
1184
00:46:24,265 --> 00:46:24,997
- yeah, we were like
disgusting sweaty teenagers.
1185
00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:26,232
- So gross.
1186
00:46:26,234 --> 00:46:27,466
Hundred of us would be on that dance floor
1187
00:46:27,468 --> 00:46:29,680
just packed in, and you'd look around
1188
00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:32,380
and the guys would be like grinding away,
1189
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,205
just all in the hips.
1190
00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:34,140
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1191
00:46:34,142 --> 00:46:35,107
- Like ugh, what's up Kyle?
1192
00:46:35,109 --> 00:46:36,375
Kyle was one of these.
1193
00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:37,376
He was like oh my god, you're here.
1194
00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:38,477
You're here, and i just gotta go.
1195
00:46:38,479 --> 00:46:39,946
I gotta go, I gotta go.
1196
00:46:39,948 --> 00:46:40,413
- You're just missing
that awkward erection
1197
00:46:40,415 --> 00:46:41,547
we all had.
1198
00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:43,950
- True, true, I am missing that.
1199
00:46:43,952 --> 00:46:46,118
- We never danced though.
1200
00:46:47,220 --> 00:46:50,523
In all the craziness, i lost you.
1201
00:46:50,525 --> 00:46:53,225
- Well, I wanted to dance with you.
1202
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:57,463
- When I found you, you were
dancing with zeb buckman.
1203
00:46:59,990 --> 00:46:59,999
- Oh, zeb.
1204
00:47:01,134 --> 00:47:02,401
- I didn't have my pony, so you know,
1205
00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:05,137
how was I supposed to ask you to dance?
1206
00:47:05,139 --> 00:47:07,573
- You should've just cut in.
1207
00:47:07,575 --> 00:47:08,441
- Yeah, but...
1208
00:47:08,443 --> 00:47:09,342
That guy.
1209
00:47:12,546 --> 00:47:14,213
- Zeb.
1210
00:47:14,215 --> 00:47:17,216
- Yeah, football playing douchebag.
1211
00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:19,518
- Zeb.
1212
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:21,620
- Yeah, zeb.
1213
00:47:21,622 --> 00:47:23,550
- No, no, zeb.
1214
00:47:25,993 --> 00:47:27,293
- What the f...
1215
00:47:28,395 --> 00:47:31,197
Why is he, no one talks to that...
1216
00:47:35,736 --> 00:47:36,702
- You have to hide me.
1217
00:47:36,704 --> 00:47:37,636
Right now.
1218
00:47:37,638 --> 00:47:39,380
- What, why?
- We have to go.
1219
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,600
Nope, gimme the binder,
bye, bye, bye, bye,
1220
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:41,207
bye, bye, bye.
1221
00:47:41,209 --> 00:47:42,308
- Where are we, what
is happening right now?
1222
00:47:42,310 --> 00:47:43,242
Do you still talk to this guy?
1223
00:47:43,244 --> 00:47:44,477
- Hi, how's it going?
1224
00:47:44,479 --> 00:47:46,212
Everybody looks so lovely tonight.
1225
00:47:46,214 --> 00:47:47,460
Okay bye, bye.
1226
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,140
Take this, take this.
1227
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,181
I'm gonna take this.
1228
00:47:49,183 --> 00:47:50,182
- What, okay.
- So you take this.
1229
00:47:50,184 --> 00:47:51,417
- He has no idea who I am,
1230
00:47:51,419 --> 00:47:53,452
- god, he's coming this way.
1231
00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:54,387
- Okay, yep.
1232
00:47:54,389 --> 00:47:55,554
Buffet, buffet, buffet, buffet.
1233
00:47:55,556 --> 00:47:56,589
- Nope.
1234
00:47:56,591 --> 00:47:58,457
Gonna just not be okay.
1235
00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:01,600
- All right, nope, nope, nope.
1236
00:48:01,620 --> 00:48:01,694
Yup.
1237
00:48:01,696 --> 00:48:02,628
- Is he behind us?
1238
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:03,562
He knows my ass, we have to go.
1239
00:48:03,564 --> 00:48:05,765
- We have to go, we have
to go, we have to go,
1240
00:48:05,767 --> 00:48:06,632
we have to go, okay bye, bye, bye.
1241
00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:07,500
- Kitchen.
1242
00:48:07,502 --> 00:48:09,568
- Oh my god, why?
1243
00:48:10,504 --> 00:48:11,737
Are you okay?
1244
00:48:11,739 --> 00:48:13,172
- Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
1245
00:48:13,174 --> 00:48:14,473
- Oh my god, I uninvited him.
1246
00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:15,307
- Wait, wait, wait.
1247
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,509
- Why is he here?
1248
00:48:16,511 --> 00:48:17,309
- You were dating zeb buckman?
1249
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:18,577
- Okay, do not judge me.
1250
00:48:18,579 --> 00:48:20,212
It was college and it's like this
1251
00:48:20,214 --> 00:48:21,747
on again off again thing
we just, we've always...
1252
00:48:21,749 --> 00:48:22,748
- Okay, and now you're...
1253
00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:24,183
- Off again.
1254
00:48:24,185 --> 00:48:25,785
No, he is a lying, non-committal flirt
1255
00:48:25,787 --> 00:48:28,587
who gets way too many
medically necessary massages.
1256
00:48:28,589 --> 00:48:30,656
We are on a break.
1257
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:37,596
It's buffet style people,
buffet style, get it yourself!
1258
00:48:38,698 --> 00:48:39,598
Jesus!
1259
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,568
Nobody respects me, man!
1260
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,442
- I hear ya, Maximiliano.
1261
00:48:49,444 --> 00:48:50,676
I hear ya man.
1262
00:48:52,412 --> 00:48:53,312
Blaze on.
1263
00:48:54,481 --> 00:48:55,514
Yeah.
1264
00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:56,348
- Thanks bro.
1265
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:57,249
- Dude.
1266
00:48:58,318 --> 00:49:01,153
Everybody thinks that I'm a fuck up.
1267
00:49:02,456 --> 00:49:03,589
- Is it getting any looser?
1268
00:49:03,591 --> 00:49:05,624
- Not at all, man.
1269
00:49:05,626 --> 00:49:07,526
I mean yeah, sure, big whoop.
1270
00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:10,329
I have screwed up in the past.
1271
00:49:10,331 --> 00:49:11,564
You know.
1272
00:49:11,566 --> 00:49:13,699
Maybe the old saying is true.
1273
00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:17,736
There are no second acts
in American history.
1274
00:49:18,805 --> 00:49:21,440
Wait, who said that?
1275
00:49:21,442 --> 00:49:22,341
- Uh...
1276
00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:25,578
F. Murray Abraham.
1277
00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:28,414
- Oh yeah.
1278
00:49:28,416 --> 00:49:29,782
- Dude, I got hopes.
1279
00:49:29,784 --> 00:49:31,650
I got dreams.
1280
00:49:31,652 --> 00:49:33,586
I haven't told anyone this.
1281
00:49:33,588 --> 00:49:34,820
I auditioned for the band out there.
1282
00:49:34,822 --> 00:49:35,654
- What?
1283
00:49:35,656 --> 00:49:36,889
- Yeah.
1284
00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,457
Dude, it would be like
1998 all over again.
1285
00:49:38,459 --> 00:49:39,658
The glory days of swing
1286
00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:41,127
before the fucking gap commercialized it.
1287
00:49:41,129 --> 00:49:42,695
- Mhm.
1288
00:49:48,602 --> 00:49:49,835
- Sexy horn, maxi!
1289
00:49:50,671 --> 00:49:51,570
You're in the band!
1290
00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:53,239
- Oh yeah.
1291
00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:55,708
- Dude, give me a chance,
I'll bring back swing.
1292
00:49:55,710 --> 00:49:58,644
Dude, it'll be the swing revival...
1293
00:49:58,646 --> 00:49:59,745
Revival.
1294
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,751
I didn't even get a callback.
1295
00:50:06,853 --> 00:50:09,188
- Good talk bro.
1296
00:50:09,190 --> 00:50:10,322
- So, what is he here to like
1297
00:50:10,324 --> 00:50:12,458
win you back or something?
1298
00:50:12,460 --> 00:50:16,295
I'm not gonna say that it
like hasn't worked before,
1299
00:50:16,297 --> 00:50:17,830
but I mean god, haven't you seen the man?
1300
00:50:17,832 --> 00:50:21,901
He just, he looks like a
fucking Ken doll and I can't...
1301
00:50:21,903 --> 00:50:24,170
Sorry, that's weird.
1302
00:50:24,172 --> 00:50:26,739
It sounds stupid, I know,
i know but it's just...
1303
00:50:26,741 --> 00:50:29,408
It's been going on since college,
1304
00:50:29,410 --> 00:50:33,646
and it's always just been super
fucking casual and it's...
1305
00:50:34,447 --> 00:50:35,714
Fuck!
1306
00:50:35,716 --> 00:50:37,783
Okay, how long into
casual does something like
1307
00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:40,186
cease to be casual.
1308
00:50:40,188 --> 00:50:41,320
- Hey.
- God!
1309
00:50:41,322 --> 00:50:42,188
- What's up?
1310
00:50:42,190 --> 00:50:44,323
- Hey, just hiding, you?
1311
00:50:44,325 --> 00:50:45,624
- Hiding.
1312
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:48,327
Throw rice or bubbles during the...
1313
00:50:48,329 --> 00:50:49,295
- oh, we talking about
the myth that if you give
1314
00:50:49,297 --> 00:50:50,596
rice to a bird they'll explode?
1315
00:50:50,598 --> 00:50:52,698
- Not a myth guys, that will happen.
1316
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:54,433
- Okay, you know what?
1317
00:50:54,435 --> 00:50:58,437
I'm gonna grab a bag of rice
right now, bust this myth.
1318
00:50:58,439 --> 00:51:00,839
Hey, can I get a bag of rice?
1319
00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:05,744
- You okay?
1320
00:51:05,746 --> 00:51:06,679
- Yes.
1321
00:51:06,681 --> 00:51:09,848
Nope, yeah, I'm good, so good.
1322
00:51:09,850 --> 00:51:11,517
We just, you know,
1323
00:51:11,519 --> 00:51:14,286
haven't seen each other
since everything so it's...
1324
00:51:14,288 --> 00:51:15,821
- You wanna like, ignore him?
1325
00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:16,655
We can stay in here...
1326
00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:17,489
- no, no, ignore him?
1327
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:18,724
Please, absolutely not.
1328
00:51:18,726 --> 00:51:20,292
I just, am waiting for the courage to come
1329
00:51:20,294 --> 00:51:22,962
so that I can just go out
there and just fuck with him.
1330
00:51:22,964 --> 00:51:23,829
And you know what?
1331
00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:25,264
You, ooh.
1332
00:51:25,266 --> 00:51:27,499
You said that you would
stick by me all night,
1333
00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:28,934
so you're gonna help me fuck with him.
1334
00:51:28,936 --> 00:51:31,904
Yep, come on, let's go, uh huh.
1335
00:51:31,906 --> 00:51:32,805
- I...
1336
00:51:34,407 --> 00:51:35,307
Okay.
1337
00:51:38,478 --> 00:51:39,678
Wait, Alex.
1338
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,713
Alex.
1339
00:51:40,715 --> 00:51:41,814
- No, no, no, not ready.
1340
00:51:41,816 --> 00:51:43,782
No, no, no, no, no.
1341
00:52:24,424 --> 00:52:28,270
- I was never fingered in high school.
1342
00:52:28,290 --> 00:52:30,963
I also never went out on a date.
1343
00:52:31,865 --> 00:52:35,601
But for some reason, this bothers me more.
1344
00:52:37,771 --> 00:52:41,674
I was too busy with clubs
and grades for boys,
1345
00:52:42,842 --> 00:52:45,411
so I didn't kiss a boy 'til college,
1346
00:52:45,413 --> 00:52:49,682
and by the time a boy
had sex on top of me...
1347
00:52:49,684 --> 00:52:50,582
My...
1348
00:52:51,384 --> 00:52:52,618
Junior year...
1349
00:52:53,887 --> 00:52:55,487
It was too late.
1350
00:52:57,390 --> 00:53:00,492
I realized I missed out on something.
1351
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:05,731
That time when it was new and exciting.
1352
00:53:10,804 --> 00:53:11,704
But no.
1353
00:53:13,673 --> 00:53:15,874
No boys wanted to finger me,
1354
00:53:15,876 --> 00:53:17,476
let alone do me.
1355
00:53:20,847 --> 00:53:23,382
I didn't even have a date for prom.
1356
00:53:23,384 --> 00:53:25,170
The prom I planned.
1357
00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:28,587
I wanted to dance, have fun.
1358
00:53:34,861 --> 00:53:36,362
To be fingered.
1359
00:53:38,798 --> 00:53:40,666
Fingered with love.
1360
00:53:43,703 --> 00:53:44,970
- God, is that buckman?
1361
00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:48,607
- The whores at orpha's
lounge are gonna freak out.
1362
00:53:48,609 --> 00:53:49,908
You're my fuckin' hero, man.
1363
00:53:49,910 --> 00:53:50,943
- Okay.
1364
00:53:50,945 --> 00:53:52,511
- One, two, three!
1365
00:53:54,130 --> 00:53:55,414
- There it is, all right.
1366
00:53:55,416 --> 00:53:56,480
Thanks hombre.
1367
00:53:57,170 --> 00:53:57,850
You have a great night, okay?
1368
00:53:57,852 --> 00:53:58,884
- You too man.
1369
00:53:58,886 --> 00:54:00,886
- Thanks for coming out.
1370
00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:04,423
You've got to be kidding me.
1371
00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:08,160
- No, no, no, let's go.
1372
00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:10,280
He's right there.
1373
00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:10,929
Let's go.
1374
00:54:12,565 --> 00:54:16,435
He's getting taller as we get closer.
1375
00:54:16,437 --> 00:54:17,736
- Zebediah buckman.
1376
00:54:17,738 --> 00:54:18,904
- Hey, there you are.
1377
00:54:18,906 --> 00:54:20,672
- Hi, okay, what's...
1378
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,400
Why are you here?
1379
00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:23,842
- Uh, I'm your plus one.
1380
00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:26,412
- No, see you were my plus one but then,
1381
00:54:26,414 --> 00:54:27,746
you know, remember, we went on a break,
1382
00:54:27,748 --> 00:54:29,882
so now that actually
makes you my minus one.
1383
00:54:29,884 --> 00:54:31,884
- Yeah, I was actually hoping
we could talk about that.
1384
00:54:31,886 --> 00:54:33,919
- Jim, you remember Jim right?
1385
00:54:33,921 --> 00:54:35,587
From high school?
1386
00:54:35,589 --> 00:54:37,523
Oh, we have just been talking
and catching up all night.
1387
00:54:37,525 --> 00:54:38,724
- Hey zeb, how's it going?
1388
00:54:38,726 --> 00:54:39,925
Heard you weren't playing ball anymore,
1389
00:54:39,927 --> 00:54:41,693
what's up now, like
coaching little league?
1390
00:54:42,830 --> 00:54:44,596
- Aw, jokes!
1391
00:54:44,598 --> 00:54:45,798
No, actually.
1392
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,167
Turns out mark hyduke over at peakmore,
1393
00:54:48,169 --> 00:54:49,635
he's a big sooner fan.
1394
00:54:49,637 --> 00:54:51,203
So the Duke's got me doing the whole
1395
00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:53,839
natural gas, land acquisitions thing.
1396
00:54:53,841 --> 00:54:55,941
Now look, I don't really get it...
1397
00:54:55,943 --> 00:54:58,811
But I make a lot of money,
so I won't complain.
1398
00:54:58,813 --> 00:55:00,612
I won't, I won't.
1399
00:55:00,614 --> 00:55:03,782
- I heard you were out in
Hollywood making like...
1400
00:55:03,784 --> 00:55:04,616
Movies and shit.
1401
00:55:04,618 --> 00:55:05,451
- He is.
1402
00:55:05,453 --> 00:55:06,552
- Yes, yeah I am.
1403
00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:08,200
In fact an editor.
1404
00:55:08,220 --> 00:55:10,550
We're off to the language of film.
1405
00:55:10,570 --> 00:55:11,690
You know, it's hard work,
it's important work.
1406
00:55:11,692 --> 00:55:13,580
- Yeah.
1407
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:14,560
- It's thankless work.
1408
00:55:14,562 --> 00:55:15,828
- Okay.
1409
00:55:15,830 --> 00:55:17,620
- Mostly I'm at a computer for hours
1410
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:18,697
just like sifting through footage
1411
00:55:18,699 --> 00:55:21,867
trying to make that perfect
scene in a dark room, alone.
1412
00:55:21,869 --> 00:55:25,700
Oh god, this guy, he's so stinking humble.
1413
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:27,940
You know, he was actually
just voted by Hollywood
1414
00:55:27,942 --> 00:55:30,576
as one of the top creative minds.
1415
00:55:30,578 --> 00:55:31,510
- Shit.
1416
00:55:31,512 --> 00:55:32,644
- Shit's right, who you texting?
1417
00:55:32,646 --> 00:55:33,579
Michelle?
1418
00:55:33,581 --> 00:55:34,880
She still part of your rotation?
1419
00:55:34,882 --> 00:55:36,248
You know what, i don't give a shit.
1420
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:37,716
I don't give a shit.
1421
00:55:37,718 --> 00:55:39,510
We're gonna go dance, bye.
1422
00:55:39,530 --> 00:55:40,152
- Alex...
1423
00:55:41,788 --> 00:55:43,210
- Do you think that made him miss me?
1424
00:55:43,230 --> 00:55:44,890
- Yeah, how could it not?
1425
00:55:44,892 --> 00:55:48,930
I don't really, i didn't plan on dancing.
1426
00:55:48,950 --> 00:55:50,596
No seriously, I didn't...
1427
00:55:50,598 --> 00:55:53,165
I'm just not in the mood to...
1428
00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:58,971
- No, you planned this, this is crazy.
1429
00:55:58,973 --> 00:56:01,874
♪ Baby, baby, looks like it's gonna hail
1430
00:56:01,876 --> 00:56:03,800
- this is crazy.
1431
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,610
All right, what do we do?
1432
00:56:04,612 --> 00:56:06,144
- Oh, ah, turn, yes.
1433
00:56:09,150 --> 00:56:10,115
Kick, yes.
1434
00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:15,870
Oh!
1435
00:56:15,890 --> 00:56:16,188
- Jump!
1436
00:56:22,128 --> 00:56:23,610
Oh wait, I like these.
1437
00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:25,898
- Remember yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh!
1438
00:56:49,550 --> 00:56:52,324
♪ But a man ain't nothing but a man
1439
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:54,326
♪ yeah a woman ain't a woman
1440
00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:58,960
♪ but a man ain't nothing but a man
1441
00:56:58,980 --> 00:56:59,565
♪ one thing about 'em
1442
00:56:59,567 --> 00:57:02,634
♪ he knows how to jive and wail
1443
00:57:02,636 --> 00:57:05,971
♪ yeah, you got to jump and jive
1444
00:57:05,973 --> 00:57:06,905
♪ then you wail
1445
00:57:06,907 --> 00:57:08,607
♪ you gotta jump and jive
1446
00:57:08,609 --> 00:57:09,341
♪ then you wail
1447
00:57:09,343 --> 00:57:11,176
♪ you gotta jump and jive
1448
00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:12,110
♪ then you wail
1449
00:57:12,112 --> 00:57:14,112
♪ you gotta jump and jive
1450
00:57:14,114 --> 00:57:15,470
♪ then you wail
1451
00:57:15,490 --> 00:57:16,848
♪ you gotta jump and jive
1452
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,718
♪ then you wail, you
wail, you wail, you wail
1453
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:23,956
♪ you wail, you wail, wail, wail, wail
1454
00:57:59,793 --> 00:58:00,726
- why do we...
1455
00:58:00,728 --> 00:58:01,393
- how did that just happen?
1456
00:58:01,395 --> 00:58:02,628
That was crazy.
1457
00:58:02,630 --> 00:58:03,362
- It was terrible.
1458
00:58:03,364 --> 00:58:04,763
We just, we can't let it go.
1459
00:58:04,765 --> 00:58:05,764
We can't let show choir go, that's good.
1460
00:58:05,766 --> 00:58:06,698
- That's amazing.
1461
00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:08,133
Okay, I'm gonna go to the bar.
1462
00:58:08,135 --> 00:58:10,200
Yeah, I'm gonna get us a beer, you...
1463
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:10,936
- you sure you good?
1464
00:58:10,938 --> 00:58:13,405
- All right, yeah, no, give
me a beer, please, please.
1465
00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:14,306
- Yeah, I'll be right back, all right?
1466
00:58:14,308 --> 00:58:15,207
- Okay.
1467
00:58:29,789 --> 00:58:31,123
- Come on little buddy.
1468
00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:33,910
Hey Jim, almost busted that bird myth.
1469
00:58:33,930 --> 00:58:34,326
- Okay!
1470
00:58:34,328 --> 00:58:37,129
- Come on little buddy, eat the rice.
1471
00:58:37,131 --> 00:58:38,730
Eat it, come on.
1472
00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:41,433
- Yep.
1473
00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:42,968
- Hey, can I get two beers
1474
00:58:42,970 --> 00:58:44,936
when you have a second?
1475
00:58:59,152 --> 00:59:01,153
What the hell just happened?
1476
00:59:01,155 --> 00:59:02,287
- Bubbles.
1477
00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:03,255
Go bubbles.
1478
00:59:07,293 --> 00:59:08,927
Hey, can I get a...
1479
00:59:10,960 --> 01:58:21,889
Do you want anything?
1480
00:59:10,931 --> 00:59:12,164
- No, I'm good thanks.
1481
00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:16,100
- Can I just get five
shots of absinthe, neat.
1482
00:59:17,203 --> 00:59:19,710
What's got...
1483
00:59:19,730 --> 00:59:22,174
- I just, I don't know,
thought a part of me was gone,
1484
00:59:22,176 --> 00:59:23,341
but it's not.
1485
00:59:23,343 --> 00:59:25,100
Oh it's back.
1486
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:26,878
- That's so good champ.
1487
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:29,114
That's so good, thank you.
1488
00:59:31,217 --> 00:59:32,417
- Did the pigeon really just...
1489
00:59:32,419 --> 00:59:35,253
- for the love of god, bubbles!
1490
00:59:38,758 --> 00:59:39,424
Thank you.
1491
00:59:43,396 --> 00:59:45,630
- Why?
1492
00:59:45,650 --> 00:59:46,364
- For the bird.
1493
00:59:49,435 --> 00:59:51,169
- Thank you so much, sir.
1494
00:59:51,171 --> 00:59:52,504
- Two shots of jager!
1495
00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:54,106
Have a shot of jager with me, will ya?
1496
00:59:54,108 --> 00:59:55,600
- I'm good, honestly.
1497
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:56,274
- Nah, you'll drink it.
1498
00:59:56,276 --> 00:59:57,209
- Okay.
1499
00:59:57,211 --> 00:59:58,510
- Hey, to cobras and condoms.
1500
00:59:58,512 --> 01:00:00,746
Two things I don't fuck with.
1501
01:00:00,748 --> 01:00:01,513
- Whatever.
1502
01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:07,285
I haven't had jager since college.
1503
01:00:07,287 --> 01:00:09,187
- Oh, that's the yeah.
1504
01:00:10,423 --> 01:00:12,357
Best part about getting the redshirt.
1505
01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:15,427
Another year of college, of football.
1506
01:00:15,429 --> 01:00:16,328
Of jager.
1507
01:00:18,197 --> 01:00:19,364
Look at that.
1508
01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:21,433
And of Alex.
1509
01:00:22,368 --> 01:00:24,302
- Yeah, yeah.
1510
01:00:24,304 --> 01:00:27,205
I heard you two split up, huh?
1511
01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:28,106
- No, no.
1512
01:00:28,908 --> 01:00:31,760
This is a game we play.
1513
01:00:31,780 --> 01:00:34,346
She gets pissed, and she takes me back.
1514
01:00:34,348 --> 01:00:35,313
That's why I bought you a drink.
1515
01:00:35,315 --> 01:00:38,250
- Oh no, it's open bar actually.
1516
01:00:40,319 --> 01:00:41,553
- Because I...
1517
01:00:42,555 --> 01:00:45,123
I remember you, Jim...
1518
01:00:45,125 --> 01:00:49,361
As a nice, harmless show
choir, Billy Elliot dance boy.
1519
01:00:52,231 --> 01:00:54,533
And I just don't want you
getting your hopes up.
1520
01:00:54,535 --> 01:00:55,433
You know?
1521
01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:59,271
- I think she actually
moved on, so, sorry.
1522
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,141
- Okay.
1523
01:01:04,577 --> 01:01:06,444
Yeah, come here.
1524
01:01:06,446 --> 01:01:07,279
- I'm good.
1525
01:01:07,281 --> 01:01:08,880
- No, come here.
1526
01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:13,952
Alex knows me, okay?
1527
01:01:13,954 --> 01:01:17,923
She knows what she's
getting, and she likes it.
1528
01:01:18,891 --> 01:01:20,250
She likes it.
1529
01:01:21,270 --> 01:01:22,260
- Okay.
1530
01:01:22,262 --> 01:01:24,429
- She'll always take
me back, you got that?
1531
01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:25,363
- Sure.
1532
01:01:25,365 --> 01:01:26,932
- So I will see you out there!
1533
01:01:26,934 --> 01:01:27,566
All right?
1534
01:01:27,568 --> 01:01:28,400
- Yeah!
1535
01:01:28,402 --> 01:01:29,334
- Byah!
1536
01:01:29,336 --> 01:01:30,468
I'm fuckin' with you, dude.
1537
01:01:30,470 --> 01:01:33,710
I'm fuckin' with you.
1538
01:01:33,730 --> 01:01:34,306
What a goober.
1539
01:01:36,976 --> 01:01:38,877
What have we got here?
1540
01:01:39,912 --> 01:01:41,213
Boomer!
1541
01:01:41,215 --> 01:01:42,414
Yo, you won't believe
this hick shit wedding
1542
01:01:42,416 --> 01:01:44,282
Alex brought me to.
1543
01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:54,593
- Your beer.
1544
01:01:54,595 --> 01:01:55,360
- Bless you child.
1545
01:01:55,362 --> 01:01:56,394
Thank you.
1546
01:01:56,396 --> 01:01:57,229
- Yeah, cheers.
1547
01:01:57,231 --> 01:01:58,430
- Cheers.
1548
01:01:58,432 --> 01:02:00,650
Their first date was prom, too.
1549
01:02:00,670 --> 01:02:02,334
- Yeah, he asked her
with the marching band.
1550
01:02:02,336 --> 01:02:03,468
Hell of a big gesture.
1551
01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:08,730
Ugh, and now they are
Mr. and Mrs. Harrison.
1552
01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:10,508
- I hope she doesn't
change her name on Facebook.
1553
01:02:10,510 --> 01:02:12,100
- Please, she will.
1554
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:13,378
They all do, like, immediately,
1555
01:02:13,380 --> 01:02:15,313
and then I'm going through
my feed and I'm like...
1556
01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:18,183
Because nobody has the same name anymore.
1557
01:02:18,185 --> 01:02:21,486
You know, giving away your
last name is just, it's weird.
1558
01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:23,521
You're losing a part of yourself
1559
01:02:23,523 --> 01:02:25,123
which is completely unnecessary.
1560
01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:27,592
Frankly, like marriage itself.
1561
01:02:27,594 --> 01:02:29,895
- Come on, you don't believe that.
1562
01:02:29,897 --> 01:02:31,620
- Yeah, I do.
1563
01:02:32,465 --> 01:02:34,650
I don't know, maybe, but i
mean look at Tim Robbins,
1564
01:02:34,670 --> 01:02:36,167
Susan sarandon, never got married.
1565
01:02:36,169 --> 01:02:38,690
- Yeah, they split up a few years ago.
1566
01:02:38,710 --> 01:02:39,137
- No, they...
1567
01:02:39,139 --> 01:02:40,338
- Yeah.
1568
01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:41,506
- Shit.
1569
01:02:41,508 --> 01:02:44,442
Shit, I have been using
that example for so long
1570
01:02:44,444 --> 01:02:46,645
that I completely forgot.
1571
01:02:46,647 --> 01:02:49,281
- When did you become a cynic?
1572
01:02:49,283 --> 01:02:50,949
- I have to be very logical in my job,
1573
01:02:50,951 --> 01:02:51,583
thank you very much.
1574
01:02:51,585 --> 01:02:53,180
- Hot yoga?
1575
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:53,985
- Fuck you.
1576
01:02:53,987 --> 01:02:55,387
Fuck you, I'm not cynical okay?
1577
01:02:55,389 --> 01:02:56,621
I'm just, I...
1578
01:02:57,456 --> 01:02:58,924
I'm cautious.
1579
01:02:58,926 --> 01:03:00,458
I like to weigh the pros and cons
1580
01:03:00,460 --> 01:03:03,295
of all aspects of my life
and when it comes to men,
1581
01:03:03,297 --> 01:03:07,432
I just need them to be like sweet mostly,
1582
01:03:07,434 --> 01:03:10,335
nice enough, dependable
ish, and you know...
1583
01:03:10,337 --> 01:03:13,405
That's enough for me, and i
don't really need much more
1584
01:03:13,407 --> 01:03:16,241
and that way I don't get in too deep
1585
01:03:16,243 --> 01:03:19,978
and I never get hurt,
and it's great, I win.
1586
01:03:22,381 --> 01:03:23,481
So great.
1587
01:03:27,687 --> 01:03:30,322
We should get back to the binder...
1588
01:03:30,324 --> 01:03:32,490
- I feel like it's probably
around 40 minutes, so.
1589
01:03:32,492 --> 01:03:33,525
- Do it.
1590
01:03:33,527 --> 01:03:34,359
- Yeah, cool, thank you.
1591
01:03:34,361 --> 01:03:35,727
- Yeah, of course.
1592
01:03:50,309 --> 01:03:51,676
- Hey, couple words?
1593
01:03:51,678 --> 01:03:53,511
Yo, just a few words.
1594
01:03:54,747 --> 01:03:57,150
Just a few words.
1595
01:03:57,170 --> 01:03:59,284
Yo, can I get a word.
1596
01:03:59,286 --> 01:04:00,850
- Oh, it's you.
1597
01:04:00,870 --> 02:08:01,555
- Yeah.
1598
01:04:00,687 --> 01:04:01,619
Listen, daddio.
1599
01:04:01,621 --> 01:04:03,540
You were aces in the audition.
1600
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:03,989
- Yeah, thanks.
1601
01:04:03,991 --> 01:04:06,224
- But you lack true star power.
1602
01:04:06,226 --> 01:04:08,460
The charisma to get a clip joint jumpin'.
1603
01:04:08,462 --> 01:04:10,228
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey man.
1604
01:04:10,230 --> 01:04:12,364
I've been working on
some groovy new moves.
1605
01:04:12,366 --> 01:04:13,665
Come on, give me another chance.
1606
01:04:13,667 --> 01:04:16,100
Another chap, another chance.
1607
01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:18,703
Even swing music had another
shot at swing revival.
1608
01:04:18,705 --> 01:04:22,507
- Hey, I find the term
"swing revival" offensive.
1609
01:04:22,509 --> 01:04:25,543
It's as if it ever went anywhere.
1610
01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:30,582
- Sorry about that, not sorry.
1611
01:04:30,584 --> 01:04:32,170
You know what?
1612
01:04:32,190 --> 01:04:33,284
Maybe I'll just start my own band
1613
01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,553
and I will be at every
wedding destroying it
1614
01:04:35,555 --> 01:04:36,388
better than you.
1615
01:04:36,390 --> 01:04:37,288
Hey, guess what?
1616
01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:38,256
- You got the ring off?
1617
01:04:38,258 --> 01:04:39,900
- Balls!
1618
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:40,425
- Colt!
1619
01:04:40,427 --> 01:04:41,326
Buddy.
1620
01:04:52,605 --> 01:04:53,805
- Hey, newlyweds!
1621
01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:55,730
- Hey, Kyle!
1622
01:04:56,750 --> 02:09:53,458
Pastor Kyle.
1623
01:04:56,710 --> 01:04:58,143
- That's as promised,
1624
01:04:58,145 --> 01:05:00,780
I will introduce you to
your marriage mentor.
1625
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:01,713
Ned, ned, come here.
1626
01:05:01,715 --> 01:05:03,815
Ned and his wife have
the strongest and
dopest relationship
1627
01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:05,250
of anyone I know.
1628
01:05:05,252 --> 01:05:06,484
He can answer all your questions, man.
1629
01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:09,870
Actually, I just need a
minute alone with Margene.
1630
01:05:09,890 --> 01:05:10,722
- No, I couldn't help overhearing
1631
01:05:10,724 --> 01:05:13,391
you're having some anxieties.
1632
01:05:15,494 --> 01:05:17,162
- A little, yeah.
1633
01:05:18,230 --> 01:05:19,631
I mean I love Margene, of course...
1634
01:05:19,633 --> 01:05:22,434
But it's just such a big step forward.
1635
01:05:22,436 --> 01:05:24,602
- Well, it's normal to be nervous
1636
01:05:24,604 --> 01:05:27,739
about making love for the first time.
1637
01:05:28,641 --> 01:05:30,750
- I'm sorry?
1638
01:05:30,770 --> 01:05:32,510
- See, the key to pleasuring your wife
1639
01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:36,381
is orgasm via stimulating both the g spot
1640
01:05:36,383 --> 01:05:38,830
and the clitoris.
1641
01:05:38,850 --> 01:05:40,585
The clitoris is the bean shaped knob
1642
01:05:40,587 --> 01:05:42,870
at the top of the vagina...
1643
01:05:42,890 --> 01:05:43,221
- hey uh, Kyle?
1644
01:05:43,223 --> 01:05:43,855
- Pastor Kyle.
1645
01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:45,523
- Pastor Kyle?
1646
01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:47,358
Do you think we should be
talking about this right here?
1647
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:50,595
- Married sex is a godly thing,
it's where Jesus thrives.
1648
01:05:50,597 --> 01:05:52,130
Ned, go on.
1649
01:05:52,132 --> 01:05:53,665
Pay attention, okay?
1650
01:05:58,637 --> 01:06:00,438
- Oh, great.
1651
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:04,109
He used to go down on me for
25 or 30 minutes at a time.
1652
01:06:04,111 --> 01:06:05,743
You know, about the
length of a night court.
1653
01:06:07,347 --> 01:06:08,179
But...
1654
01:06:08,181 --> 01:06:09,814
- Oh, nice to see you.
1655
01:06:09,816 --> 01:06:11,549
- But no more.
1656
01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:13,585
So, I just wanted to warn you that
1657
01:06:13,587 --> 01:06:16,287
over time the rule of thumb is generally
1658
01:06:16,289 --> 01:06:18,857
the amount of attention your
husband lavishes on you now,
1659
01:06:18,859 --> 01:06:21,259
eventually that's just
gonna be cut in half.
1660
01:06:21,261 --> 01:06:22,694
You know, it's kind of a shame but...
1661
01:06:22,696 --> 01:06:24,395
What can we do?
1662
01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:25,396
If we love them, we just
have to find a workaround
1663
01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:26,831
which I've done cause, you know.
1664
01:06:26,833 --> 01:06:29,734
I've got a thing for bald guys.
1665
01:06:29,736 --> 01:06:32,704
So, tell me about your friend Skyler?
1666
01:06:34,373 --> 01:06:35,273
- Um...
1667
01:06:42,181 --> 01:06:45,717
- We get our personal
massagers from walgreens,
1668
01:06:45,719 --> 01:06:47,752
it's very inexpensive.
1669
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:50,221
But don't get the penis shaped kind,
1670
01:06:50,223 --> 01:06:52,357
that's for homosexuals.
1671
01:06:52,359 --> 01:06:53,758
Well!
1672
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,326
Good luck tonight!
1673
01:06:56,362 --> 01:06:57,428
- You chill.
1674
01:07:03,903 --> 01:07:05,270
- Finally we're together.
1675
01:07:06,506 --> 01:07:08,606
- And now time for the garter toss!
1676
01:07:08,608 --> 01:07:12,177
- It's what's next, I'm sorry,
i don't know, I don't know.
1677
01:07:12,179 --> 01:07:12,877
- Let's keep it going.
1678
01:07:12,879 --> 01:07:13,912
Let's just...
1679
01:07:13,914 --> 01:07:14,812
Oh, hey.
1680
01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:19,450
I've just been doing a lot of thinking.
1681
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:20,885
Tonight, you know, it's just like...
1682
01:07:20,887 --> 01:07:23,254
And hear me out here, it's like...
1683
01:07:23,256 --> 01:07:24,656
I don't know, the whole
weight of everything
1684
01:07:24,658 --> 01:07:26,724
is just like hitting me now.
1685
01:07:26,726 --> 01:07:28,593
- I know, also we've
only been married about...
1686
01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:30,795
- okay.
1687
01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:32,297
- Looks like I'm gon' get married now,
1688
01:07:32,299 --> 01:07:33,731
I caught the underwear thingy.
1689
01:07:33,733 --> 01:07:36,234
- Don't you have pneumonia?
1690
01:07:36,236 --> 01:07:37,202
- No?
1691
01:07:37,204 --> 01:07:38,670
- Yes you do.
1692
01:07:38,672 --> 01:07:40,838
- No, must've got me mixed
up with somebody else.
1693
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:42,740
Now come on, let's get that picture.
1694
01:07:42,742 --> 01:07:43,708
- What is your last name?
1695
01:07:43,710 --> 01:07:45,610
- Johnson.
1696
01:07:45,612 --> 01:07:47,412
- I was saying, we've
only been married an hour
1697
01:07:47,414 --> 01:07:49,948
and yet things aren't perfect.
1698
01:07:49,950 --> 01:07:53,451
They aren't okay, they aren't anything.
1699
01:07:58,524 --> 01:08:00,258
- The future's looking bright.
1700
01:08:00,260 --> 01:08:01,659
- Hi, ladies, sorry.
1701
01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:02,994
I don't know why you
would've gotten it earlier,
1702
01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:04,662
but I heard that the fish went bad,
1703
01:08:04,664 --> 01:08:05,897
so we should avoid that tonight.
1704
01:08:05,899 --> 01:08:07,498
- This is why I never eat fish.
1705
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,234
- Yeah, okay, great.
1706
01:08:15,975 --> 01:08:17,375
- You're so lucky that you're married.
1707
01:08:17,377 --> 01:08:19,611
- Oh just tell him you like him already!
1708
01:08:19,613 --> 01:08:21,746
Wow look, there's Skyler!
1709
01:08:23,150 --> 01:08:24,749
- Life, it's fragile.
1710
01:08:24,751 --> 01:08:25,717
- Hey dude.
1711
01:08:26,619 --> 01:08:27,452
- Hey.
1712
01:08:27,454 --> 01:08:28,886
- How's your night?
1713
01:08:29,989 --> 01:08:32,557
- Booze is strong, the girls suck.
1714
01:08:32,559 --> 01:08:36,761
- And inevitably end up
hanging out with you all night.
1715
01:08:36,763 --> 01:08:38,796
It's like college all over ago.
1716
01:08:38,798 --> 01:08:42,834
- Well, I don't mind hanging out with you.
1717
01:08:42,836 --> 01:08:43,868
- Really?
1718
01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:47,405
- You're telling me there's no guys here
1719
01:08:47,407 --> 01:08:50,708
that you want to have
had your pipes laid in,
1720
01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,410
laid to the...
1721
01:08:52,412 --> 01:08:53,344
- What?
1722
01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:54,779
- Sorry.
1723
01:08:54,781 --> 01:08:56,414
- That doesn't even make
sense, and it was confusing...
1724
01:08:56,416 --> 01:08:57,849
- I'm drunk.
- And kinda graphic.
1725
01:08:59,286 --> 01:09:02,453
And who here would i lay pipe with anyway?
1726
01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:04,289
Colt?
1727
01:09:05,924 --> 01:09:06,758
- No.
1728
01:09:07,794 --> 01:09:08,893
God no.
1729
01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:11,620
You deserve much...
1730
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,330
Much better.
1731
01:09:18,504 --> 01:09:19,570
All right.
1732
01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:21,390
I'll see you around, bethy.
1733
01:09:21,410 --> 01:09:21,939
- Ow.
1734
01:09:26,478 --> 01:09:28,846
Kinda got my boob on that one.
1735
01:09:37,456 --> 01:09:39,490
- Tried pretty hard to catch that bouquet.
1736
01:09:39,492 --> 01:09:42,930
- Oh, yeah, I don't know what that was.
1737
01:09:44,463 --> 01:09:47,999
I'm just confident this is gonna last.
1738
01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:49,400
- Don't pressure me into anything, okay?
1739
01:09:49,402 --> 01:09:51,469
We'll just keep it cool.
1740
01:09:55,107 --> 01:09:56,941
What we'll do.
1741
01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:58,876
- You know, I think
god had creator's block
1742
01:09:58,878 --> 01:10:02,800
you are a walking fucking stereotype.
1743
01:10:02,820 --> 01:10:03,881
- Well obviously Satan
didn't have the same
1744
01:10:03,883 --> 01:10:04,916
problem with you.
1745
01:10:04,918 --> 01:10:06,751
You're creatively evil!
1746
01:10:06,753 --> 01:10:07,685
- Idiot!
1747
01:10:07,687 --> 01:10:08,553
- The elon musk of hatefulness...
1748
01:10:08,555 --> 01:10:09,954
- oh good one!
1749
01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:10,855
- The inception of
sluttiness, just layers...
1750
01:10:10,857 --> 01:10:12,900
- so creative!
1751
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:13,458
- And layers of whorish behavior.
1752
01:10:13,460 --> 01:10:14,392
- You know what, Quentin?
1753
01:10:14,394 --> 01:10:15,460
Every single time we get close...
1754
01:10:15,462 --> 01:10:16,494
- you fuck a dude in prison?
1755
01:10:16,496 --> 01:10:17,762
- No, he was on trial.
1756
01:10:17,764 --> 01:10:18,596
- For murder!
1757
01:10:18,598 --> 01:10:20,310
- For manslaughter!
1758
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,134
If we go back in there,
i will hate myself.
1759
01:10:23,136 --> 01:10:24,502
- Oh please, if we go back in there
1760
01:10:24,504 --> 01:10:26,838
it's because I hate myself.
1761
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:28,940
- Ow.
1762
01:10:31,777 --> 01:10:32,610
- Get in!
1763
01:10:32,612 --> 01:10:33,444
- Okay.
1764
01:10:33,446 --> 01:10:34,780
- Yeah.
1765
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:35,120
- Okay.
1766
01:10:35,140 --> 01:10:36,414
- Now, go, go, go.
1767
01:10:36,416 --> 01:10:37,949
Faster, faster, faster.
1768
01:11:05,911 --> 01:11:07,779
- Bethanie?
1769
01:11:07,781 --> 01:11:10,470
Don't go on this dance floor!
1770
01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:15,653
Gonna find a dude to finger me!
1771
01:11:18,957 --> 01:11:20,458
What are you doing?
1772
01:11:20,460 --> 01:11:21,626
Come with me.
1773
01:11:21,628 --> 01:11:22,527
- Oh god.
1774
01:11:23,429 --> 01:11:24,962
Not feeling so good.
1775
01:11:30,537 --> 01:11:31,436
Ugh, god.
1776
01:11:33,772 --> 01:11:35,940
I'm sorry, excuse me, hi.
1777
01:11:35,942 --> 01:11:36,874
Excuse me, sir...
1778
01:11:36,876 --> 01:11:37,809
- What, what?
1779
01:11:37,811 --> 01:11:38,843
- Do you have like tums or bab...
1780
01:11:38,845 --> 01:11:41,212
- it's buffet style, senorita!
1781
01:11:42,714 --> 01:11:44,150
- What?
- I can't get everything!
1782
01:11:44,170 --> 01:11:45,490
- Why would that be on the buffet table?
1783
01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:47,510
Why are you yelling at me?
1784
01:11:47,530 --> 01:11:48,486
- Want a salami sensation?
1785
01:11:48,488 --> 01:11:51,956
- Oh god Colt, get out of my way.
1786
01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:53,491
- Man!
1787
01:11:53,493 --> 01:11:55,193
Everybody keeps taking a hot dump on me.
1788
01:11:55,195 --> 01:11:56,694
- Yeah, yeah.
1789
01:11:56,696 --> 01:11:57,895
Everybody keeps shitting on me too,
1790
01:11:57,897 --> 01:11:59,964
and still expects so much, right?
1791
01:11:59,966 --> 01:12:00,998
- Yeah!
1792
01:12:02,670 --> 01:12:04,669
I don't even have big dreams, you know?
1793
01:12:04,671 --> 01:12:06,904
Just little mini, miniature size ones
1794
01:12:06,906 --> 01:12:09,941
and everyone still
squashes them, you know?
1795
01:12:09,943 --> 01:12:11,576
My future, my life.
1796
01:12:12,644 --> 01:12:13,544
Bro.
1797
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:16,614
I'm a fuckin' joke.
1798
01:12:16,616 --> 01:12:17,849
- I know dude, I know.
1799
01:12:17,851 --> 01:12:19,884
- I know you know, everybody knows.
1800
01:12:19,886 --> 01:12:22,520
Colt the fuck up, we get the message.
1801
01:12:22,522 --> 01:12:23,187
You know?
1802
01:12:23,189 --> 01:12:24,689
But you know...
1803
01:12:26,925 --> 01:12:28,159
Shit's gotta change.
1804
01:12:28,161 --> 01:12:29,126
- Yeah.
1805
01:12:29,128 --> 01:12:29,961
- Know what I'm saying?
1806
01:12:29,963 --> 01:12:30,995
- Yeah.
1807
01:12:30,997 --> 01:12:31,829
Yeah, you know what?
1808
01:12:31,831 --> 01:12:32,830
He's right.
1809
01:12:33,699 --> 01:12:34,532
He's right.
1810
01:12:34,534 --> 01:12:35,266
- I am right!
1811
01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:36,734
- Yeah, listen to this guy!
1812
01:12:36,736 --> 01:12:38,200
- Listen to me, people.
1813
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,370
- We have to unionize!
1814
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,873
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1815
01:12:41,875 --> 01:12:43,908
- We have been persecuted for too long,
1816
01:12:43,910 --> 01:12:45,420
today we go on strike!
1817
01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:46,978
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1818
01:12:46,980 --> 01:12:47,912
What about the reception?
1819
01:12:47,914 --> 01:12:48,946
- Fuck the reception, man.
1820
01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:50,810
We're occupying the kitchen,
1821
01:12:50,830 --> 01:12:51,782
we are the 99 percent.
1822
01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:53,840
- Actually, they far
outnumber you out there.
1823
01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:55,820
- We have been treated
unfairly for too long,
1824
01:12:55,822 --> 01:12:58,856
we will be paid equally at a rate fairly.
1825
01:12:58,858 --> 01:13:00,691
Solidarity, my brothers!
1826
01:13:00,693 --> 01:13:01,626
- Stop it!
1827
01:13:01,628 --> 01:13:02,793
What are you doing, maxi?
1828
01:13:02,795 --> 01:13:04,610
- You did it!
- No, you did this!
1829
01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:06,630
- You did it, you're the man, revolucion!
1830
01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:07,265
- We're not friends!
1831
01:13:07,267 --> 01:13:08,165
- Strike, strike, strike, strike!
1832
01:13:08,167 --> 01:13:09,100
- We're done.
1833
01:13:09,102 --> 01:13:10,268
- You're the man!
1834
01:13:10,270 --> 01:13:11,202
- Oh my god.
1835
01:13:11,204 --> 01:13:12,360
Damn it!
1836
01:13:12,380 --> 01:13:13,700
How'd that happen?
1837
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:16,700
Hey, Greta, where's
Jim, have you seen Jim?
1838
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:17,575
What are you doing, have you see Jim?
1839
01:13:17,577 --> 01:13:19,176
Whoa, hey, you dipping?
1840
01:13:19,178 --> 01:13:20,440
You dip, I dip, we dip.
1841
01:13:20,460 --> 01:13:21,712
- Get low.
1842
01:13:21,714 --> 01:13:23,281
You dip, I dip, we dip.
1843
01:13:23,283 --> 01:13:24,181
- Ah, Jim.
1844
01:13:25,551 --> 01:13:26,717
Jim!
1845
01:13:26,719 --> 01:13:27,785
Jim!
1846
01:13:27,787 --> 01:13:28,686
Jim!
1847
01:13:31,230 --> 01:13:32,690
- So what do you wanna sing?
1848
01:13:32,692 --> 01:13:34,759
- I don't know the name
of it but it's like...
1849
01:13:34,761 --> 01:13:37,128
♪ You don't know me
1850
01:13:37,130 --> 01:13:38,229
♪ you don't really
1851
01:13:38,231 --> 01:13:40,164
- please stop?
1852
01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,999
Why do you wanna sing that?
1853
01:13:42,100 --> 01:13:44,302
- It was just a certain
girl's favorite song from 06
1854
01:13:44,304 --> 01:13:46,904
and I'm a big believer
in grand gestures, so.
1855
01:13:46,906 --> 01:13:48,139
- Sorry, but...
1856
01:13:48,141 --> 01:13:51,208
We just play swing, jazz, big band...
1857
01:13:54,613 --> 01:13:56,147
And mid aughties ballets.
1858
01:13:56,149 --> 01:13:57,615
So you're in luck.
1859
01:13:57,617 --> 01:13:58,749
- Thanks man.
1860
01:14:02,254 --> 01:14:03,154
Fuck.
1861
01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:07,625
- Let's get serious for a second.
1862
01:14:07,627 --> 01:14:08,960
Does jet fuel get hot enough to...
1863
01:14:08,962 --> 01:14:10,995
- excuse us for one...
1864
01:14:10,997 --> 01:14:12,196
- Hey...
1865
01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:13,300
Jim!
1866
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:15,266
- Hey, what's up buddy?
1867
01:14:15,268 --> 01:14:19,103
- I'm talking to this
pretty lady right now.
1868
01:14:19,105 --> 01:14:20,370
- How much you got to drink in the
1869
01:14:20,390 --> 01:14:22,600
last like hour and 20 minutes?
1870
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:23,741
- Um, I don't know.
1871
01:14:23,743 --> 01:14:26,110
Have you checked your pussy?
1872
01:14:26,112 --> 01:14:27,440
Gotcha.
1873
01:14:27,460 --> 01:14:29,800
- Right, okay.
- Roasted.
1874
01:14:29,820 --> 01:14:31,248
- You notice anything peculiar about her?
1875
01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:33,217
- Oh, yeah, Jim...
1876
01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:36,530
I checked, first thing.
1877
01:14:36,550 --> 01:14:37,880
No ring.
1878
01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:38,956
- Okay, look again.
1879
01:14:41,860 --> 01:14:42,994
- Pretty hot.
1880
01:14:44,620 --> 01:14:45,196
- Look again.
1881
01:14:47,265 --> 01:14:49,767
- She's fat as shit.
1882
01:14:49,769 --> 01:14:51,680
- I'm pregnant.
1883
01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:52,236
- Hey lady...
1884
01:14:52,238 --> 01:14:53,137
Shh!
1885
01:14:56,141 --> 01:14:57,375
Can she hear us?
1886
01:14:57,377 --> 01:14:58,743
- Every word.
1887
01:14:59,845 --> 01:15:02,313
- So, you're not seeing anyone then?
1888
01:15:02,315 --> 01:15:03,214
All right.
1889
01:15:04,216 --> 01:15:05,282
Where was I?
1890
01:15:05,284 --> 01:15:06,350
Tower seven.
1891
01:15:11,390 --> 01:15:14,358
- He's flirting with literally
every single woman here
1892
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,327
except for me.
1893
01:15:16,329 --> 01:15:19,263
How do I get him to see me that way?
1894
01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:21,399
- You're trying too hard.
1895
01:15:22,668 --> 01:15:24,935
- See, my mother taught me not to act
1896
01:15:24,937 --> 01:15:28,673
like some desperate schoolyard floozy.
1897
01:15:28,675 --> 01:15:30,740
- Am I a floozy?
1898
01:15:30,909 --> 01:15:32,276
- You want a boy's attention?
1899
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:34,145
Give him as little as possible.
1900
01:15:34,147 --> 01:15:37,882
In my day we called that
playing hard to get.
1901
01:15:37,884 --> 01:15:39,684
You might wanna write that down.
1902
01:15:39,686 --> 01:15:41,318
- I think I'm okay.
1903
01:15:42,220 --> 01:15:44,121
- It drives the boys wild.
1904
01:15:44,123 --> 01:15:46,157
It's how I got my Sully here.
1905
01:15:46,159 --> 01:15:48,325
Isn't that right, honey?
1906
01:15:48,327 --> 01:15:52,960
- Oh you are just so
sweet, thank you so much.
1907
01:15:52,980 --> 01:15:54,832
- And you're a real cunt!
1908
01:15:54,834 --> 01:15:55,733
- Jim!
1909
01:15:57,269 --> 01:15:58,169
Jim!
1910
01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:05,710
You sir, have a beautiful home.
1911
01:16:06,945 --> 01:16:10,915
I love the parties here,
back in high school...
1912
01:16:10,917 --> 01:16:14,885
We used to dry hump all
over your tennis court.
1913
01:16:16,210 --> 01:16:17,288
Sometimes wet.
1914
01:16:17,290 --> 01:16:18,289
We all did.
1915
01:16:20,726 --> 01:16:22,293
Not her.
1916
01:16:22,295 --> 01:16:23,427
That's a child.
1917
01:16:28,767 --> 01:16:29,934
Margie's dad.
1918
01:16:31,269 --> 01:16:33,404
Or can I call you Tobias?
1919
01:16:34,940 --> 01:16:37,842
Spit it to me straight, tobester.
1920
01:16:37,844 --> 01:16:42,213
How much easier was it to
get laid back in the day?
1921
01:16:42,215 --> 01:16:43,247
Cause today...
1922
01:16:44,483 --> 01:16:45,382
Sucks.
1923
01:16:46,384 --> 01:16:48,285
I mean, I tried it all.
1924
01:16:48,287 --> 01:16:50,421
I tweet, I swipe, I snap.
1925
01:16:51,490 --> 01:16:52,389
Feminism.
1926
01:16:54,159 --> 01:16:56,293
Best case scenario...
1927
01:16:56,295 --> 01:16:59,196
I get a Hummer in the
back seat of my camry.
1928
01:16:59,198 --> 01:17:00,297
Good.
1929
01:17:02,267 --> 01:17:04,869
Paul's got the right idea, you know.
1930
01:17:04,871 --> 01:17:06,270
He's just...
1931
01:17:06,272 --> 01:17:09,774
Lock and park Margie down now,
1932
01:17:09,776 --> 01:17:13,344
so every night he can just fucking cuddle.
1933
01:17:17,215 --> 01:17:20,251
And procreate, respectively.
1934
01:17:20,253 --> 01:17:24,288
In the marital bed, so you
can have grandchildren.
1935
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:28,793
I'm sorry.
1936
01:17:44,309 --> 01:17:46,760
That's potpourri.
1937
01:17:47,813 --> 01:17:52,283
My grandpa, he used to
take me to feed the birds.
1938
01:17:52,285 --> 01:17:53,384
And now...
1939
01:17:54,386 --> 01:17:56,153
I have no grandpa,
1940
01:17:57,289 --> 01:17:58,522
no girlfriend,
1941
01:18:00,158 --> 01:18:01,358
and no pigeon.
1942
01:18:03,428 --> 01:18:07,164
It doesn't matter how much I try.
1943
01:18:07,166 --> 01:18:10,134
I can't get the blood off my hands.
1944
01:18:11,403 --> 01:18:13,604
You've been to war,
1945
01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:15,873
you know what it's like.
1946
01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:18,108
It was like...
1947
01:18:19,578 --> 01:18:22,379
Like a balloon full of spaghetti.
1948
01:18:24,490 --> 01:18:25,216
And the beak?
1949
01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:29,854
The beak is barely on there, man.
1950
01:18:31,990 --> 01:18:33,991
I've been holding on to it
1951
01:18:33,993 --> 01:18:35,359
I can't let it go.
1952
01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:38,429
- All right, we have...
1953
01:18:38,431 --> 01:18:39,363
- Where's the beak?
1954
01:18:39,365 --> 01:18:40,598
- 24 minutes to get...
1955
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:41,966
- I lost the beak!
1956
01:18:41,968 --> 01:18:43,500
- Out the door, that's up to the cake.
1957
01:18:43,502 --> 01:18:46,270
- Speaking of which,
once we cut the cake...
1958
01:18:46,272 --> 01:18:48,472
That's it, we're done, like this is over.
1959
01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:50,274
- That deserves a celebratory dance.
1960
01:18:50,276 --> 01:18:51,408
- Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1961
01:18:51,410 --> 01:18:53,344
- Yeah.
1962
01:18:53,346 --> 01:18:54,445
- I'm in, I'm in.
1963
01:18:54,447 --> 01:18:56,647
- All right, let's try this.
1964
01:18:58,383 --> 01:19:02,253
♪ Ever since that girl
1965
01:19:02,255 --> 01:19:05,222
♪ said hello to me
1966
01:19:06,191 --> 01:19:08,592
♪ I'm in as dizzy
1967
01:19:08,594 --> 01:19:12,496
♪ as a lovesick fool could be
1968
01:19:13,932 --> 01:19:18,135
♪ on my face you see a smile
1969
01:19:18,137 --> 01:19:21,538
♪ where there used to be a frown
1970
01:19:21,540 --> 01:19:22,940
- why do you have this like dra...
1971
01:19:22,942 --> 01:19:26,477
- no, no, no, no, don't,
don't, don't, stop.
1972
01:19:27,345 --> 01:19:28,946
- Okay, wow.
1973
01:19:28,948 --> 01:19:31,248
What the fuck is this, Jim?
1974
01:19:32,450 --> 01:19:33,550
- It's...
1975
01:19:36,154 --> 01:19:38,355
It's an engagement ring.
1976
01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:39,290
- Yeah.
1977
01:19:39,292 --> 01:19:40,900
- Look, this looks weird okay,
1978
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:41,425
but this is weird.
1979
01:19:41,427 --> 01:19:43,594
Okay, all right, the past few weeks
1980
01:19:43,596 --> 01:19:45,296
it's just been a haze,
1981
01:19:45,298 --> 01:19:48,599
and I proposed and I forgot
it was in there until tonight,
1982
01:19:48,601 --> 01:19:50,167
so I've been carrying around this ring
1983
01:19:50,169 --> 01:19:52,436
like a depressed Frodo Baggins.
1984
01:19:52,438 --> 01:19:53,537
Look...
1985
01:19:54,673 --> 01:19:56,440
- Yeah, come here.
1986
01:19:57,442 --> 01:19:58,475
Look, Jim.
1987
01:19:58,477 --> 01:19:59,944
We have had a lot of fun tonight
1988
01:19:59,946 --> 01:20:01,412
but you clearly still have some things...
1989
01:20:01,414 --> 01:20:02,246
- no, no, no, no.
1990
01:20:02,248 --> 01:20:06,717
There's something that i
want to show you, okay?
1991
01:20:06,719 --> 01:20:09,253
There's something i want to do for you.
1992
01:20:09,255 --> 01:20:10,521
There's something I'm
gonna do in front of you.
1993
01:20:10,523 --> 01:20:11,689
Jesus Christ, this couldn't get any worse.
1994
01:20:11,691 --> 01:20:12,523
- Oh my god, thank god I found you.
1995
01:20:12,525 --> 01:20:13,457
- No, no, no, not now.
1996
01:20:13,459 --> 01:20:14,625
- No, no, no, this is important.
1997
01:20:14,627 --> 01:20:16,327
- What?
1998
01:20:16,329 --> 01:20:17,661
- Here's a list with our demands.
1999
01:20:17,663 --> 01:20:20,164
- Oh, are you a die hard villain now?
2000
01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:21,332
- Yippee-ki-yay...
2001
01:20:21,334 --> 01:20:22,967
- motherfucker, you're going on strike?
2002
01:20:22,969 --> 01:20:24,100
- Mhm, yeah.
- What?
2003
01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:25,350
- And it's long overdue.
2004
01:20:25,370 --> 01:20:26,537
Colt here helped us see that.
2005
01:20:26,539 --> 01:20:27,471
- Don't touch me?
2006
01:20:27,473 --> 01:20:29,473
- Seriously, Colt?
2007
01:20:29,475 --> 01:20:31,108
Okay, how's it going?
2008
01:20:31,110 --> 01:20:32,476
Can you just do me a favor?
2009
01:20:32,478 --> 01:20:33,711
Get the cake, bring it out,
2010
01:20:33,713 --> 01:20:35,179
then you can do whatever
the fuck you want.
2011
01:20:35,181 --> 01:20:36,413
How's that sound?
2012
01:20:36,415 --> 01:20:37,715
- Yeah, not until our demands are met.
2013
01:20:37,717 --> 01:20:39,650
- Okay, I can't get you
dental insurance right now.
2014
01:20:39,652 --> 01:20:42,386
- Then I can't get you
your cake right now.
2015
01:20:42,388 --> 01:20:44,254
- Let me see this.
2016
01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:45,456
I got it.
2017
01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:47,658
I know what this means.
2018
01:20:48,526 --> 01:20:49,426
- Okay, sorry.
2019
01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:50,527
So where was I?
2020
01:20:50,529 --> 01:20:54,198
We should definitely focus on the cake.
2021
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,660
Yeah, I feel like the crowd is probably
2022
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:57,668
starting to get restless, and you know...
2023
01:20:57,670 --> 01:20:59,636
- where's the wedding cake?
2024
01:20:59,638 --> 01:21:01,672
This is bullshit!
2025
01:21:01,674 --> 01:21:04,208
- See, see, they want the cake, so...
2026
01:21:04,210 --> 01:21:05,576
Uh, maybe go into the kitchen
2027
01:21:05,578 --> 01:21:07,244
and help Colt bring it out,
2028
01:21:07,246 --> 01:21:11,448
and I will stay out here
and just distract everyone.
2029
01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:12,416
Okay, yeah?
2030
01:21:13,318 --> 01:21:14,385
- Yeah, yeah.
2031
01:21:14,387 --> 01:21:16,587
- Great, awesome, thank you.
2032
01:21:23,628 --> 01:21:25,262
Okay, Alex.
2033
01:21:25,264 --> 01:21:27,698
Distraction, distract...
2034
01:21:27,700 --> 01:21:29,433
Sean.
2035
01:21:29,435 --> 01:21:30,634
Hey, Sean?
2036
01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:33,137
Sorry about earlier,
but you're still ready
2037
01:21:33,139 --> 01:21:35,205
to dance right, yeah?
2038
01:21:35,207 --> 01:21:36,240
- No, sweetheart.
2039
01:21:36,242 --> 01:21:37,241
I was born ready.
2040
01:21:37,243 --> 01:21:39,309
Yeah, move.
- Great, oh.
2041
01:21:39,311 --> 01:21:40,444
- Okay, move.
2042
01:21:42,180 --> 01:21:43,580
Play the tape.
2043
01:21:43,582 --> 01:21:44,815
Play the tape.
2044
01:21:59,464 --> 01:22:00,397
Move bitch.
2045
01:22:23,621 --> 01:22:25,155
- Hey, come here!
2046
01:22:25,157 --> 01:22:27,524
Forget those stinking
signs, forget everything,
2047
01:22:27,526 --> 01:22:29,159
we're gonna go global.
2048
01:22:29,161 --> 01:22:30,594
We're gonna go global because we have been
2049
01:22:30,596 --> 01:22:32,830
treated like second class
citizens for too long
2050
01:22:32,832 --> 01:22:34,231
by these people.
2051
01:22:34,233 --> 01:22:36,100
Throw the fucking tray away, right now!
2052
01:22:36,102 --> 01:22:39,636
Yes, Cesar Chavez died for
our privilege to unionize.
2053
01:22:39,638 --> 01:22:41,738
Let's exercise that privilege, people!
2054
01:22:41,740 --> 01:22:42,706
Revolucion!
2055
01:22:44,142 --> 01:22:45,642
- Hey, where's that wheelie thing?
2056
01:22:45,644 --> 01:22:46,577
- Hey sorry scout, I can't help you.
2057
01:22:46,579 --> 01:22:48,245
Union rules!
2058
01:22:48,247 --> 01:22:49,179
- Okay, there's no
union, you made that up man.
2059
01:22:49,181 --> 01:22:50,280
- Can you handle your side, bro?
2060
01:22:50,282 --> 01:22:52,349
- Yeah I'm fine, Jesus.
2061
01:22:52,351 --> 01:22:56,286
- I saw you and Alex had
a little tiff earlier.
2062
01:22:56,288 --> 01:22:57,554
Don't you worry, I got you.
2063
01:22:57,556 --> 01:22:59,556
All right, chin up.
2064
01:22:59,558 --> 01:23:01,425
I'll drive her home.
2065
01:23:03,561 --> 01:23:04,561
To my home.
2066
01:23:06,564 --> 01:23:08,265
Where we'll fuck.
2067
01:23:13,605 --> 01:23:16,640
- You don't deserve her, man.
2068
01:23:16,642 --> 01:23:18,575
- What, and you do?
2069
01:23:18,577 --> 01:23:19,643
Really?
2070
01:23:19,645 --> 01:23:20,777
Why, tell me.
2071
01:23:21,913 --> 01:23:23,780
- Cause I'm a nice guy.
2072
01:23:23,782 --> 01:23:25,315
- Oh fuck, Jim.
2073
01:23:26,718 --> 01:23:27,918
"I'm a nice guy?"
2074
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,721
And what, I always
finish last, is that it?
2075
01:23:30,723 --> 01:23:32,289
Wanna know why you finish last?
2076
01:23:32,291 --> 01:23:36,493
Because you bitch and
moan about finishing last.
2077
01:23:36,495 --> 01:23:37,394
Jimmy...
2078
01:23:38,897 --> 01:23:42,166
Okay, you know what Alex does all day?
2079
01:23:42,168 --> 01:23:43,400
She works.
2080
01:23:43,402 --> 01:23:44,668
Now do you really thinks
she wants to come home
2081
01:23:44,670 --> 01:23:47,738
and work some more fixing your sad life?
2082
01:23:47,740 --> 01:23:48,672
No, dude, no.
2083
01:23:50,375 --> 01:23:51,775
But you see, me.
2084
01:23:51,777 --> 01:23:53,477
I'm easy.
2085
01:23:53,479 --> 01:23:55,379
And until she decides she
wants something better,
2086
01:23:55,381 --> 01:23:57,781
I am a-okay finishing first.
2087
01:23:58,783 --> 01:23:59,616
- Need help?
2088
01:24:00,653 --> 01:24:02,319
Why'd you, bro...
2089
01:24:02,321 --> 01:24:03,687
What?
2090
01:24:03,689 --> 01:24:04,788
No!
2091
01:24:06,391 --> 01:24:07,291
No, no!
2092
01:24:08,459 --> 01:24:09,293
- What is...
2093
01:24:09,295 --> 01:24:10,227
- No!
2094
01:24:10,229 --> 01:24:11,228
- What is your problem, Colt?
2095
01:24:11,230 --> 01:24:11,862
- What?
2096
01:24:11,864 --> 01:24:13,597
My problem?
2097
01:24:13,599 --> 01:24:14,398
I found the wheelie thing,
i was just trying to help.
2098
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:15,866
- You stopped trying!
2099
01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:22,673
I really should've been the best man.
2100
01:24:22,675 --> 01:24:24,541
- Jim, come on man.
2101
01:24:25,810 --> 01:24:28,312
Jim, Jim I found the wheelie thing.
2102
01:24:28,314 --> 01:24:30,280
Don't throw the cake...
2103
01:24:34,219 --> 01:24:35,652
- Oh god Jim, what happened to the cake?
2104
01:24:35,654 --> 01:24:37,888
- It's gone, it's pulverized.
2105
01:24:37,890 --> 01:24:38,822
- My art!
2106
01:24:38,824 --> 01:24:41,959
- Okay, let me, let me, can I...
2107
01:24:41,961 --> 01:24:43,627
Oh wait, I got it.
2108
01:24:43,629 --> 01:24:45,896
Greta, she prepared for this.
2109
01:24:46,965 --> 01:24:48,632
Nope, tampons.
2110
01:24:48,634 --> 01:24:51,435
- No, no, Jim, what,
we'll juts get some water
2111
01:24:51,437 --> 01:24:52,769
and we'll just dab it.
2112
01:24:52,771 --> 01:24:56,306
- Look, there's something I need to do.
2113
01:25:17,595 --> 01:25:18,795
Thank you, Sean.
2114
01:25:19,831 --> 01:25:21,498
That was a thing.
2115
01:25:23,534 --> 01:25:26,300
Look, there's something that...
2116
01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:28,672
I wanted to say.
2117
01:25:28,674 --> 01:25:29,740
- Hey!
2118
01:25:29,742 --> 01:25:31,541
When we doing cake?
2119
01:25:31,543 --> 01:25:33,710
I'm diabetic, and I took
an extra Insulin shot
2120
01:25:33,712 --> 01:25:34,711
in preparation.
2121
01:25:34,713 --> 01:25:36,130
- Yeah, we did it already.
2122
01:25:36,150 --> 01:25:38,782
It was over there and
it was delicious, so.
2123
01:25:38,784 --> 01:25:40,817
Isn't that right, Margene?
2124
01:25:41,786 --> 01:25:43,787
And Paul, where's Paul?
2125
01:25:48,559 --> 01:25:49,459
So...
2126
01:25:51,496 --> 01:25:52,396
I...
2127
01:25:53,765 --> 01:25:58,100
I wanted to sing a song
for you guys, so here goes.
2128
01:26:35,673 --> 01:26:37,374
- I understand that you
probably have your reasons,
2129
01:26:37,376 --> 01:26:38,742
you usually do.
2130
01:26:38,744 --> 01:26:42,450
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
2131
01:26:43,614 --> 01:26:45,349
- Hey, Margene.
2132
01:26:45,351 --> 01:26:48,385
I really need to talk
to Paul, where is he?
2133
01:26:48,387 --> 01:26:49,820
- I don't know.
2134
01:26:49,822 --> 01:26:52,422
And it's not that big
of a backyard, so yeah.
2135
01:26:52,424 --> 01:26:54,570
Where the fuck is he?
2136
01:27:09,774 --> 01:27:11,775
- Try not to say Timmy's
name while we're fucking.
2137
01:27:11,777 --> 01:27:16,747
Because I associate that name with you.
2138
01:27:16,749 --> 01:27:19,816
You won't have to, cause
we're never having sex again.
2139
01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:20,751
- Fine.
2140
01:27:20,753 --> 01:27:23,587
After this time though, right?
2141
01:27:23,589 --> 01:27:24,454
- Obviously.
2142
01:27:24,456 --> 01:27:25,989
- Okay, great.
2143
01:27:25,991 --> 01:27:28,458
- That's fine, you can just spin me around
2144
01:27:28,460 --> 01:27:31,995
and live out your prison rape fantasy.
2145
01:27:31,997 --> 01:27:34,598
- What exactly are you implying?
2146
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:35,999
- I don't know, let's ask some of the boys
2147
01:27:36,100 --> 01:27:39,770
- that was at camp, and i
told you that in confidence,
2148
01:27:39,772 --> 01:27:42,720
that's it, we're over!
2149
01:27:42,740 --> 01:27:43,774
- No, I hope you die alone then!
2150
01:27:43,776 --> 01:27:45,942
- And I hope you get your mother's hitch!
2151
01:27:45,944 --> 01:27:46,777
- Okay!
2152
01:27:48,130 --> 01:27:49,790
God damn it!
2153
01:27:53,851 --> 01:27:54,951
Okay.
2154
01:27:57,555 --> 01:28:00,900
You wanna play games, Quentin?
2155
01:28:04,495 --> 01:28:06,630
Oh god, that's so strong.
2156
01:28:08,966 --> 01:28:10,801
Hey Skyler, no, okay.
2157
01:28:10,803 --> 01:28:12,702
Do you wanna make out?
2158
01:28:14,772 --> 01:28:16,173
- I don't know, I've
been doing some thinking.
2159
01:28:16,175 --> 01:28:17,140
- What is there to think about?
2160
01:28:17,142 --> 01:28:19,910
I'm way hotter than you.
2161
01:28:19,912 --> 01:28:20,944
Are you crying?
2162
01:28:20,946 --> 01:28:22,145
- No.
2163
01:28:22,147 --> 01:28:23,947
Same ballpark, maybe.
2164
01:28:25,483 --> 01:28:27,484
Same parking lot, okay.
2165
01:28:27,486 --> 01:28:28,618
- Okay, stop that.
2166
01:28:28,620 --> 01:28:29,920
Third base, all access, under the dress,
2167
01:28:29,922 --> 01:28:33,156
but you have three seconds to decide.
2168
01:28:33,158 --> 01:28:34,891
While he's looking, Skyler!
2169
01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:36,126
- All right.
2170
01:28:36,128 --> 01:28:37,561
- Okay great, let's go.
2171
01:28:37,563 --> 01:28:38,895
Let's go have sex then!
2172
01:28:38,897 --> 01:28:41,465
- I'm already wearing a
condom, just so you know.
2173
01:28:41,467 --> 01:28:42,699
- You're what?
2174
01:28:42,701 --> 01:28:44,868
- I put it on before because it's hard.
2175
01:28:44,870 --> 01:28:46,503
- Easy, I got you.
2176
01:28:46,505 --> 01:28:47,904
This song sucks.
2177
01:28:48,973 --> 01:28:50,907
It does, it sucks my balls.
2178
01:28:50,909 --> 01:28:52,709
- Does it, does it suck, really?
2179
01:28:52,711 --> 01:28:55,450
- Yeah, cause they played
this shit at prom, right?
2180
01:28:55,470 --> 01:28:55,979
- They did, yup.
2181
01:28:55,981 --> 01:28:56,947
- Now that, that was a dance,
2182
01:28:56,949 --> 01:28:59,883
and I wasn't even your date.
2183
01:28:59,885 --> 01:29:02,180
Right?
- No, Jim was.
2184
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:03,253
- Jimmy, um...
2185
01:29:04,922 --> 01:29:06,490
Yeah, he's a bit of a chump though.
2186
01:29:06,492 --> 01:29:07,691
- Don't, okay.
2187
01:29:07,693 --> 01:29:09,920
- Can I borrow you for a moment, perhaps?
2188
01:29:09,940 --> 01:29:13,290
- I would love that,
thank you for it, okay.
2189
01:29:13,310 --> 01:29:14,698
- Are you back with zeb?
2190
01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:16,600
- Margene, I don't know I mean he's...
2191
01:29:16,602 --> 01:29:18,768
He's not that bad when you're
like having sex with him,
2192
01:29:18,770 --> 01:29:20,700
it's, you know.
2193
01:29:22,807 --> 01:29:24,741
- God damn it, Sean!
2194
01:29:24,743 --> 01:29:28,578
- Hey, what, look at me,
what is going on with you?
2195
01:29:28,580 --> 01:29:30,800
- Can I be honest?
2196
01:29:30,820 --> 01:29:30,914
- Okay, come here.
2197
01:29:30,916 --> 01:29:32,883
Come, come with me.
2198
01:29:32,885 --> 01:29:34,150
- Do you think he's gonna be upset at me?
2199
01:29:34,152 --> 01:29:35,852
- No it's, who cares, it's Sean.
2200
01:29:35,854 --> 01:29:36,786
He's fucking fine.
2201
01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:38,880
Okay, talk to me.
2202
01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:41,925
- On our honeymoon people
are gonna ask to see my ring.
2203
01:29:41,927 --> 01:29:43,793
And I'll have to just explain that
2204
01:29:43,795 --> 01:29:46,129
my brother-in-law's wearing it.
2205
01:29:46,131 --> 01:29:47,970
- I'm gonna chop off Colt's finger,
2206
01:29:47,990 --> 01:29:48,732
it'll solve everything...
2207
01:29:48,734 --> 01:29:50,100
- it's not just that
though, I want my husband,
2208
01:29:50,102 --> 01:29:53,136
who I love, so where the hell is he?
2209
01:29:53,138 --> 01:29:56,606
What chance does our marriage have?
2210
01:29:56,608 --> 01:29:59,643
- Aw babe, don't think that.
2211
01:29:59,645 --> 01:30:01,144
- One more thing.
2212
01:30:01,146 --> 01:30:03,980
I love you, and I say this
as your closest friend.
2213
01:30:03,982 --> 01:30:06,116
Stop going back to zeb, okay?
2214
01:30:06,118 --> 01:30:11,870
He is a creep, and you
deserve better, look at you.
2215
01:30:11,890 --> 01:30:13,823
There's better here tonight.
2216
01:30:13,825 --> 01:30:15,725
- I'm fine, but i would like to know
2217
01:30:15,727 --> 01:30:17,961
what you mean by that, so.
2218
01:30:19,163 --> 01:30:20,330
- Finding someone to
stick with you all night
2219
01:30:20,332 --> 01:30:23,133
is harder than it looks.
2220
01:30:23,135 --> 01:30:24,340
Trust me.
2221
01:30:27,204 --> 01:30:28,672
Do I look okay?
2222
01:30:28,674 --> 01:30:30,140
- You don't leave until you...
2223
01:30:30,142 --> 01:30:31,641
Come here.
2224
01:30:31,643 --> 01:30:32,275
I love you.
2225
01:30:32,277 --> 01:30:33,209
- I love you.
2226
01:30:33,211 --> 01:30:34,210
- It's gonna be okay, okay?
2227
01:30:34,212 --> 01:30:35,450
Find your husband.
2228
01:30:35,470 --> 01:30:36,790
- I will.
2229
01:30:36,810 --> 01:30:36,980
- Go.
2230
01:30:38,149 --> 01:30:39,115
- Hey Alex.
2231
01:30:39,117 --> 01:30:40,150
Did I overhear you say that...
2232
01:30:40,152 --> 01:30:41,284
- cut off your finger?
2233
01:30:41,286 --> 01:30:44,321
Colt, yes, i definitely will, mhm.
2234
01:30:44,323 --> 01:30:45,221
- Gotcha.
2235
01:31:07,745 --> 01:31:09,980
Maxi, I gotta talk to you.
2236
01:31:09,982 --> 01:31:11,281
Max, I gotta talk.
2237
01:31:11,283 --> 01:31:12,182
Hey.
2238
01:31:14,850 --> 01:31:15,318
You end the strike?
2239
01:31:15,320 --> 01:31:18,540
- Yeah man, I talked to
Mr. zebadiah buckman,
2240
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:20,390
and he game me three box
seats to the next ou game.
2241
01:31:20,392 --> 01:31:22,626
He did what you couldn't do, Colt.
2242
01:31:22,628 --> 01:31:24,270
He appeased the masses,
2243
01:31:24,290 --> 01:31:26,620
and he signed my forearm.
2244
01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:28,198
- Okay, that wasn't on your
list of shitty demands.
2245
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:29,165
- Hey Colt.
2246
01:31:31,369 --> 01:31:34,904
I bet you had fun in high school.
2247
01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:36,106
- You kiddin' me?
2248
01:31:36,108 --> 01:31:38,341
Best five years of my life.
2249
01:31:38,343 --> 01:31:41,177
Only human voted prom king twice.
2250
01:31:41,179 --> 01:31:42,979
Look it up.
2251
01:31:42,981 --> 01:31:46,716
- I was fuckin' miserable in high school.
2252
01:31:46,718 --> 01:31:50,120
I was trying so hard to
get into a good college,
2253
01:31:50,122 --> 01:31:52,389
I never experienced anything.
2254
01:31:54,191 --> 01:31:55,325
- And then when you got into college
2255
01:31:55,327 --> 01:31:56,826
you probably didn't have any fun
2256
01:31:56,828 --> 01:31:58,862
cause you were just trying to get a job.
2257
01:31:58,864 --> 01:32:00,163
- And I got a job.
2258
01:32:01,332 --> 01:32:04,401
And a house and car and a cat and...
2259
01:32:06,203 --> 01:32:07,804
That's it.
2260
01:32:07,806 --> 01:32:08,705
- Cool.
2261
01:32:11,108 --> 01:32:14,344
- I was never fingered in high school.
2262
01:32:18,684 --> 01:32:19,916
- Makes sense.
2263
01:32:21,118 --> 01:32:22,385
I mean...
2264
01:32:22,387 --> 01:32:24,154
No offense, but i could only imagine
2265
01:32:24,156 --> 01:32:27,757
getting fingered by a teenage
boy is just like, you know...
2266
01:32:27,759 --> 01:32:28,391
- What?
2267
01:32:28,393 --> 01:32:29,826
- Well...
2268
01:32:32,264 --> 01:32:35,231
It's like getting your vagina
played with by a chimpanzee.
2269
01:32:35,233 --> 01:32:36,299
- Oh my god.
2270
01:32:37,168 --> 01:32:38,101
Get out!
2271
01:32:38,103 --> 01:32:40,203
- No, I wanna touch your...
2272
01:32:40,205 --> 01:32:43,139
But I wanna be the chimpanzee that does.
2273
01:32:45,477 --> 01:32:46,743
- Stop!
2274
01:32:46,745 --> 01:32:47,377
- Hey you know what?
2275
01:32:47,379 --> 01:32:50,130
At least you have a job.
2276
01:32:50,150 --> 01:32:51,214
- What happened?
2277
01:32:52,983 --> 01:32:54,718
- Well I lost it because I got fired
2278
01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:58,540
from the cherokee casino,
dealing Blackjack wrong.
2279
01:32:58,890 --> 01:32:59,823
- For cheating?
2280
01:32:59,825 --> 01:33:01,570
- No, I wish.
2281
01:33:01,590 --> 01:33:03,226
Just counting the cards too slow.
2282
01:33:03,228 --> 01:33:05,128
Cause sometimes there's
like a lot of cards
2283
01:33:05,130 --> 01:33:06,296
that equal 21,
2284
01:33:06,298 --> 01:33:07,330
and sometimes there's like an Ace
2285
01:33:07,332 --> 01:33:09,733
and the Ace is worth two or one,
2286
01:33:09,735 --> 01:33:10,366
different point values.
2287
01:33:10,368 --> 01:33:12,202
- Shh, it's boring.
2288
01:33:13,237 --> 01:33:14,337
- I'm boring?
2289
01:33:14,339 --> 01:33:15,405
- Yeah, you're boring.
2290
01:33:15,407 --> 01:33:16,773
- I'm boring?
2291
01:33:19,777 --> 01:33:22,345
I like that you eat
food off the floor cause
2292
01:33:22,347 --> 01:33:26,316
I don't trust people that
don't eat food off the floor.
2293
01:33:26,318 --> 01:33:28,218
How do you do it?
2294
01:33:28,220 --> 01:33:30,520
How do you keep your shit together?
2295
01:33:30,522 --> 01:33:32,789
You know, besides now...
2296
01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:36,893
Now you're little miss loaded lady face.
2297
01:33:36,895 --> 01:33:38,461
- I could help you.
2298
01:33:38,463 --> 01:33:39,295
- With what?
2299
01:33:39,297 --> 01:33:40,964
- Basic addition.
2300
01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:42,999
- Is that a joke?
2301
01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:46,269
- But you have to teach
me how to have fun.
2302
01:33:48,239 --> 01:33:49,305
- Sign me up, where do I sign up,
2303
01:33:49,307 --> 01:33:52,750
I'm the president of...
2304
01:33:52,770 --> 01:33:54,944
Okay well this isn't fun, this is more...
2305
01:33:54,946 --> 01:33:56,450
Just fuckin' weird.
2306
01:33:56,882 --> 01:33:57,781
Whoa.
2307
01:33:58,916 --> 01:34:01,284
Nevermind, this is fucking awesome.
2308
01:34:01,286 --> 01:34:02,185
Oh!
2309
01:34:03,187 --> 01:34:04,454
How deep is my...
2310
01:34:06,290 --> 01:34:07,390
Greta.
2311
01:34:08,259 --> 01:34:10,590
Greta, look at this!
2312
01:34:10,610 --> 01:34:10,994
Look!
2313
01:34:10,996 --> 01:34:12,962
What is missing from my finger?
2314
01:34:12,964 --> 01:34:14,197
The fucking ring!
2315
01:34:14,199 --> 01:34:15,131
You did it!
2316
01:34:15,133 --> 01:34:16,866
Hey, you did it!
2317
01:34:16,868 --> 01:34:18,568
What was that?
2318
01:34:18,570 --> 01:34:20,470
What'd you just do?
2319
01:34:20,472 --> 01:34:22,539
Spit it up, no spit it up.
2320
01:34:22,541 --> 01:34:24,700
Greta, spit it up,
2321
01:34:24,900 --> 01:34:25,410
we're not fucking around right now.
2322
01:34:27,245 --> 01:34:28,845
What was that, that was bullshit!
2323
01:34:28,847 --> 01:34:30,480
Come on, no!
2324
01:34:30,482 --> 01:34:31,347
Fuck me!
2325
01:34:31,349 --> 01:34:32,282
- Okay!
2326
01:34:32,284 --> 01:34:33,516
- Fuck me, no don't fuck me,
2327
01:34:33,518 --> 01:34:36,352
fucking, are you serious?
2328
01:34:36,354 --> 01:34:38,870
Oh my god, I gotta get
Jim, I gotta get Jim,
2329
01:34:38,890 --> 01:34:41,357
put your fuckin' head
on the cape and pillow.
2330
01:34:41,359 --> 01:34:44,327
I gotta find Jim, i gotta find Jim again.
2331
01:34:44,329 --> 01:34:45,395
Oh dear god.
2332
01:34:46,831 --> 01:34:48,498
Pastor Kyle, pray me a good one brother.
2333
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:49,966
- Yo Jesus, help this bro...
2334
01:34:49,968 --> 01:34:51,670
- that's terrible.
2335
01:34:51,690 --> 01:34:52,936
- Oh, fucking Jim.
2336
01:34:52,938 --> 01:34:54,237
Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
2337
01:34:54,239 --> 01:34:55,605
Where are you Jim!
2338
01:34:56,941 --> 01:34:58,107
- Hey Tobias.
2339
01:35:00,110 --> 01:35:00,977
Dad.
2340
01:35:05,182 --> 01:35:08,985
Yeah, I notice you've
been quiet all evening.
2341
01:35:10,321 --> 01:35:12,880
I'm sorry I haven't really been around,
2342
01:35:12,900 --> 01:35:15,458
I've just been running
around, greeting folks.
2343
01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:17,493
- You are a fucking moron.
2344
01:35:20,431 --> 01:35:22,465
- How's that?
2345
01:35:22,467 --> 01:35:24,200
- You know...
2346
01:35:24,202 --> 01:35:25,935
When little Margene was born,
2347
01:35:25,937 --> 01:35:27,403
my life changed forever.
2348
01:35:27,405 --> 01:35:30,373
- Wait, I can't believe
you just said that.
2349
01:35:30,375 --> 01:35:32,942
Seriously, that's exactly how
I've been feeling tonight.
2350
01:35:32,944 --> 01:35:35,445
Like everything is changing
like with my friends...
2351
01:35:35,447 --> 01:35:38,114
- yeah, well your friends are also morons.
2352
01:35:38,116 --> 01:35:40,884
- I know that because I've
been listening to them
2353
01:35:40,886 --> 01:35:42,151
all god damn night.
2354
01:35:42,153 --> 01:35:43,419
- They mean well if you just give them...
2355
01:35:43,421 --> 01:35:44,921
- would you just shut
up and let me finish?
2356
01:35:44,923 --> 01:35:46,356
- Yes sir.
2357
01:35:46,358 --> 01:35:48,258
- Now being her father.
2358
01:35:48,260 --> 01:35:50,360
Probably the most important
and fulfilling thing
2359
01:35:50,362 --> 01:35:52,896
I've ever done in my life.
2360
01:35:52,898 --> 01:35:54,264
But...
2361
01:35:54,266 --> 01:35:57,600
Now I gotta let my little girl go.
2362
01:35:57,602 --> 01:36:01,971
Which brings me to why you
are such a fucking moron.
2363
01:36:03,474 --> 01:36:04,507
- Um...
2364
01:36:06,311 --> 01:36:10,146
- Well son, because I've been
sitting here all night long
2365
01:36:10,148 --> 01:36:12,282
feeling all depressed because
2366
01:36:12,284 --> 01:36:15,351
I'm not gonna see little Margene as much.
2367
01:36:15,353 --> 01:36:16,252
But you.
2368
01:36:17,588 --> 01:36:21,424
You get to spend the rest
of your life with her.
2369
01:36:21,426 --> 01:36:25,940
- And I've barely seen her all night.
2370
01:36:25,960 --> 01:36:26,462
- Do you love her?
2371
01:36:27,932 --> 01:36:28,932
- Love her?
2372
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:31,200
Sir...
2373
01:36:31,202 --> 01:36:34,570
She's my favorite person, my every thought
2374
01:36:35,940 --> 01:36:38,541
is consumed with trying to make her happy,
2375
01:36:38,543 --> 01:36:40,900
trying to take care of her.
2376
01:36:40,110 --> 01:36:41,644
- Well there, you have a
problem right there son
2377
01:36:41,646 --> 01:36:43,446
because we don't take care of Margene,
2378
01:36:43,448 --> 01:36:45,581
Margene takes care of us.
2379
01:36:47,117 --> 01:36:50,420
But you know, when her momma
died last year, well...
2380
01:36:50,422 --> 01:36:53,122
She started coming to me
with her issues and...
2381
01:36:53,124 --> 01:36:57,527
Believe you me, she's got some
mighty god damn big issues.
2382
01:36:57,529 --> 01:36:58,995
Well...
2383
01:36:58,997 --> 01:37:00,596
I'm not her mother and i
didn't know what to say,
2384
01:37:00,598 --> 01:37:03,266
didn't know what to do...
2385
01:37:03,268 --> 01:37:04,534
Until I realized.
2386
01:37:07,104 --> 01:37:08,538
You see...
2387
01:37:08,540 --> 01:37:12,275
All Margene ever needs
is someone to listen.
2388
01:37:14,440 --> 01:37:16,679
And someone to let her know
2389
01:37:16,681 --> 01:37:18,581
that she is not alone.
2390
01:37:23,988 --> 01:37:25,588
- I am a fucking moron.
2391
01:37:25,590 --> 01:37:28,458
- Well, we agree on something.
2392
01:37:28,460 --> 01:37:31,661
So I tell you what son,
you got a choice to make.
2393
01:37:31,663 --> 01:37:34,300
Now, you can either man
up in the next 10 minutes
2394
01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:36,232
and become a real husband,
2395
01:37:36,234 --> 01:37:38,501
or I tell you what...
2396
01:37:38,503 --> 01:37:40,503
I'll shove my hand so far up your ass
2397
01:37:40,505 --> 01:37:43,600
and drag you down to the courthouse
2398
01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:45,375
and sign the annulment
in your god damn blood,
2399
01:37:45,377 --> 01:37:46,242
you got me?
2400
01:37:46,244 --> 01:37:47,510
- Yes, yes sir.
2401
01:37:47,512 --> 01:37:48,711
- You "feel" me?
2402
01:37:49,747 --> 01:37:50,646
- I do.
2403
01:37:55,520 --> 01:37:57,620
Sir, I'll just keep it at sir.
2404
01:37:58,522 --> 01:38:00,556
Glad we had this talk.
2405
01:38:04,528 --> 01:38:05,561
- Yo, yo, yo.
2406
01:38:05,563 --> 01:38:06,396
- Hey, hey, hey.
2407
01:38:06,398 --> 01:38:07,330
- You see Jim?
2408
01:38:07,332 --> 01:38:08,640
- No, have you seen Margene?
2409
01:38:08,660 --> 01:38:08,798
- No.
2410
01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:09,732
- Have you guys seen Lisa?
2411
01:38:09,734 --> 01:38:11,401
- No, maybe she's with Margene.
2412
01:38:11,403 --> 01:38:12,635
- No, I think she's with Skyler.
2413
01:38:12,637 --> 01:38:13,569
- Okay, okay, okay, okay,
2414
01:38:13,571 --> 01:38:15,471
so maybe Margene is with Greta.
2415
01:38:15,473 --> 01:38:16,639
- No, no, no, Greta's
face down in the cake,
2416
01:38:16,641 --> 01:38:19,542
maybe Margene's with Quentin!
2417
01:38:19,544 --> 01:38:20,476
- I'm Quentin.
2418
01:38:20,478 --> 01:38:22,311
- Oh sweet, right on man.
2419
01:38:22,313 --> 01:38:23,379
Hey, I gotta find Jim.
2420
01:38:23,381 --> 01:38:26,449
Good luck Paul, good luck...
2421
01:38:26,451 --> 01:38:28,184
- Quentin.
2422
01:38:55,746 --> 01:38:57,747
- Jesus Christ, you guys,
are you fucking kidding?
2423
01:38:57,749 --> 01:38:59,215
Everyone could see you.
2424
01:38:59,217 --> 01:39:01,617
- Hey Jim, what's up dog?
- Hey Jim!
2425
01:39:01,619 --> 01:39:02,752
- Bout to get a game going, man.
2426
01:39:02,754 --> 01:39:04,520
What are you doing, you interrupted.
2427
01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:06,289
- Hey, is Quentin with you?
2428
01:39:06,291 --> 01:39:07,523
Is he looking for me though?
2429
01:39:07,525 --> 01:39:09,192
Is he following you, is he looking for me?
2430
01:39:09,194 --> 01:39:10,626
Quentin!
2431
01:39:10,628 --> 01:39:12,228
Quentin?
2432
01:39:12,230 --> 01:39:12,862
Is he behind the bushes?
2433
01:39:12,864 --> 01:39:14,130
- I don't know.
2434
01:39:14,132 --> 01:39:15,164
Who's back there?
2435
01:39:15,166 --> 01:39:16,299
Hey, Quentin.
2436
01:39:17,835 --> 01:39:19,102
- No, I'm sorry guys.
2437
01:39:19,104 --> 01:39:21,237
Hi, it's just me.
2438
01:39:21,239 --> 01:39:24,707
- Bethanie, what are you doing back here?
2439
01:39:24,709 --> 01:39:26,542
- Just being sad mostly.
2440
01:39:26,544 --> 01:39:28,444
And then you guys showed
up, started making out,
2441
01:39:28,446 --> 01:39:30,680
I freaked out, i jumped into the bushes.
2442
01:39:30,682 --> 01:39:32,648
I'm sorry, I've just been throwing up
2443
01:39:32,650 --> 01:39:35,718
for unrelated, food related reasons.
2444
01:39:36,553 --> 01:39:38,721
- Why you hiding from us?
2445
01:39:39,556 --> 01:39:40,890
- I like you.
2446
01:39:40,892 --> 01:39:42,291
Like more than just a friend,
2447
01:39:42,293 --> 01:39:44,260
I think that you're
the coolest, cutest guy
2448
01:39:44,262 --> 01:39:45,795
that I know.
2449
01:39:45,797 --> 01:39:46,629
- Really?
2450
01:39:46,631 --> 01:39:47,864
- Really?
2451
01:39:47,866 --> 01:39:49,599
- And I don't wanna see
you with another girl,
2452
01:39:49,601 --> 01:39:51,367
I wanna see you with me.
2453
01:39:51,369 --> 01:39:53,136
I'm sorry, I just had to say it.
2454
01:39:53,138 --> 01:39:54,470
- Okay I'm sorry, but that's my man
2455
01:39:54,472 --> 01:39:55,471
that you're talking about there.
2456
01:39:55,473 --> 01:39:56,672
- Okay, Lisa.
- No, no, no.
2457
01:39:56,674 --> 01:39:57,740
For all you know, Scott
and I have something
2458
01:39:57,742 --> 01:39:58,574
very special going on...
2459
01:39:58,576 --> 01:40:01,644
- Skyler and I have something
very special going on here.
2460
01:40:01,646 --> 01:40:02,845
- You do, huh?
2461
01:40:02,847 --> 01:40:05,414
- Oh no, Quentin's found us.
2462
01:40:05,416 --> 01:40:06,816
- Hey, okay.
2463
01:40:06,818 --> 01:40:07,750
We've all...
2464
01:40:07,752 --> 01:40:09,418
- Quentin, calm down.
2465
01:40:09,420 --> 01:40:10,887
- I'm gonna kill you,
you slutty piece of shit!
2466
01:40:10,889 --> 01:40:11,721
- Hey, hey!
2467
01:40:11,723 --> 01:40:13,456
Whoa!
2468
01:40:13,458 --> 01:40:14,524
- Oh my god!
2469
01:40:15,592 --> 01:40:16,459
Oh my god!
2470
01:40:17,594 --> 01:40:19,662
He just pulled off my...
2471
01:40:20,764 --> 01:40:22,265
Actual real hair!
2472
01:40:23,834 --> 01:40:25,868
- Okay, all right.
- Is there blood, Jim?
2473
01:40:25,870 --> 01:40:27,770
- No, no.
- Is there?
2474
01:40:27,772 --> 01:40:29,172
I'll kill you!
2475
01:40:29,174 --> 01:40:30,540
- No, no!
2476
01:40:30,542 --> 01:40:31,841
- All right come on!
2477
01:40:31,843 --> 01:40:34,443
You guys, we're adults
with college degrees
2478
01:40:34,445 --> 01:40:35,511
for Christ's sake.
2479
01:40:35,513 --> 01:40:36,412
- Not I!
2480
01:40:37,614 --> 01:40:38,648
- Ged.
2481
01:40:38,650 --> 01:40:39,882
- What do you want, Colt?
2482
01:40:39,884 --> 01:40:41,651
- Coming in warm with some hot news,
2483
01:40:41,653 --> 01:40:43,186
and a little bit of cold.
2484
01:40:43,188 --> 01:40:45,188
Sizzling stuff first, the ring is off.
2485
01:40:45,190 --> 01:40:45,888
Woo!
2486
01:40:45,890 --> 01:40:47,924
All right, ice cold...
2487
01:40:47,926 --> 01:40:49,759
Greta swallowed it.
2488
01:40:49,761 --> 01:40:50,927
So, we're working with...
2489
01:40:50,929 --> 01:40:52,328
- I'm gonna fucking kill you!
2490
01:40:54,432 --> 01:40:55,798
You fucking idiot!
2491
01:40:58,535 --> 01:40:59,435
- Hey!
2492
01:41:02,206 --> 01:41:06,509
This is the first day
of the rest of my life!
2493
01:41:06,511 --> 01:41:10,546
And you are all supposed
to be here to support me.
2494
01:41:10,548 --> 01:41:12,815
To be my wedding party, but instead
2495
01:41:12,817 --> 01:41:16,519
the boys are fighting,
Lisa's whoring around again,
2496
01:41:16,521 --> 01:41:18,521
and bethanie...
2497
01:41:18,523 --> 01:41:21,691
I don't even know what's up with you.
2498
01:41:22,793 --> 01:41:25,795
Now obviously I expected
more from tonight,
2499
01:41:25,797 --> 01:41:28,798
but I really expected more from me to you.
2500
01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:30,866
I never asked you to be perfect,
2501
01:41:30,868 --> 01:41:32,401
but I had hoped that when times got tough
2502
01:41:32,403 --> 01:41:33,769
and when I was feeling vulnerable
2503
01:41:33,771 --> 01:41:36,672
that someone would be here for me.
2504
01:41:36,674 --> 01:41:39,709
Have I not been here for each of you?
2505
01:41:39,711 --> 01:41:40,843
- Wait, wait.
2506
01:41:43,130 --> 01:41:45,140
Margene, wait.
2507
01:41:45,160 --> 01:41:46,816
Look, I'm sorry.
2508
01:41:46,818 --> 01:41:47,883
Okay?
2509
01:41:47,885 --> 01:41:49,485
We're all sorry.
2510
01:41:50,988 --> 01:41:53,689
We're gonna do better.
2511
01:41:53,691 --> 01:41:54,957
Quentin and Lisa.
2512
01:41:56,560 --> 01:41:59,695
You two can fight or fuck
or whatever verb you choose,
2513
01:41:59,697 --> 01:42:03,766
just do it to each other
and leave us out of it.
2514
01:42:03,768 --> 01:42:04,667
Skyler...
2515
01:42:06,703 --> 01:42:08,537
You look great, man.
2516
01:42:08,539 --> 01:42:09,772
- Thanks James, appreciate it.
2517
01:42:09,774 --> 01:42:12,708
- I think you need to throw up.
2518
01:42:12,710 --> 01:42:14,430
Bethanie, I think you
need to throw up again,
2519
01:42:14,450 --> 01:42:15,578
so maybe you guys can help each other
2520
01:42:15,580 --> 01:42:16,779
find a bathroom.
2521
01:42:18,782 --> 01:42:19,782
What, Colt?
2522
01:42:20,884 --> 01:42:22,718
- Well you left me out, so...
2523
01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:23,819
I'm ready.
2524
01:42:24,889 --> 01:42:30,393
Don't touch anything, don't
fuck anything else up.
2525
01:42:33,897 --> 01:42:34,864
- Come on man, hey.
2526
01:42:34,866 --> 01:42:37,633
Hey, hold on, hear me out Jim.
2527
01:42:39,503 --> 01:42:41,370
Can I go on Greta duty?
2528
01:42:41,390 --> 01:42:42,938
I wanna go on Greta duty.
2529
01:42:42,940 --> 01:42:43,973
- You'll do that?
- Yeah.
2530
01:42:43,975 --> 01:42:45,408
I'm gonna do that.
2531
01:42:45,410 --> 01:42:47,843
Day and night until i find that ring.
2532
01:42:47,845 --> 01:42:48,778
- What?
2533
01:42:48,780 --> 01:42:53,849
I'm gonna roll my sleeves up
figuratively and literatively,
2534
01:42:53,851 --> 01:42:54,817
until I find that ring.
2535
01:42:54,819 --> 01:42:57,320
- Don't worry about it,
that'd be awesome man.
2536
01:42:57,322 --> 01:42:58,888
- Scrubbed in, ready for surgery.
2537
01:42:58,890 --> 01:43:00,756
- Great, okay, well.
2538
01:43:04,428 --> 01:43:06,329
Look, let's just go find Paul.
2539
01:43:06,331 --> 01:43:07,396
- Thank you.
2540
01:43:11,768 --> 01:43:12,935
So...
2541
01:43:12,937 --> 01:43:15,938
You know Paul better than anyone.
2542
01:43:15,940 --> 01:43:18,607
What's going on with him?
2543
01:43:18,609 --> 01:43:23,450
- I think he's just freaked
out about the future, his job,
2544
01:43:23,470 --> 01:43:24,880
losing his friends.
2545
01:43:25,682 --> 01:43:28,170
- You guys have lost touch.
2546
01:43:29,419 --> 01:43:30,953
- I still should've been the best man.
2547
01:43:30,955 --> 01:43:32,888
- Oh come on.
2548
01:43:32,890 --> 01:43:35,358
He had to choose his brother.
2549
01:43:35,360 --> 01:43:39,962
So you're not his best man,
you're his best friend.
2550
01:43:39,964 --> 01:43:41,970
- Nah, you are.
2551
01:43:43,660 --> 01:43:45,835
- Like you said in your
toast, you're caught.
2552
01:43:45,837 --> 01:43:46,669
- My toast?
2553
01:43:47,939 --> 01:43:49,805
- Come on, I am a 4th
grade English teacher,
2554
01:43:49,807 --> 01:43:52,942
I know when boys cheat
off each other's homework.
2555
01:43:52,944 --> 01:43:55,478
- Look, in the future if Paul does
2556
01:43:55,480 --> 01:43:57,813
anymore stupid shit...
2557
01:43:57,815 --> 01:43:58,814
- If...
2558
01:43:58,816 --> 01:43:59,915
Paul does.
2559
01:43:59,917 --> 01:44:00,983
- All right, when he does...
2560
01:44:02,687 --> 01:44:06,489
You can come to me for
advice, I'd like that.
2561
01:44:07,900 --> 01:44:09,925
- I have some advice for you.
2562
01:44:09,927 --> 01:44:11,527
Alex is amazing.
2563
01:44:13,897 --> 01:44:15,898
Don't give up on her.
2564
01:44:17,534 --> 01:44:18,434
Promise?
2565
01:44:20,871 --> 01:44:22,972
- So, Paul could be anywhere.
2566
01:44:22,974 --> 01:44:24,600
- Hey.
2567
01:44:24,800 --> 01:44:24,940
- Oh jeez.
2568
01:44:24,942 --> 01:44:25,975
- We have to talk.
2569
01:44:25,977 --> 01:44:27,977
- I know, just...
2570
01:44:27,979 --> 01:44:29,879
Not right here.
2571
01:44:29,881 --> 01:44:31,147
- Okay.
2572
01:44:54,438 --> 01:44:55,971
- I'm cutting in.
2573
01:44:55,973 --> 01:44:59,675
Look, I'm crazy about you,
and I think you know that.
2574
01:44:59,677 --> 01:45:00,943
- Okay, Jim...
2575
01:45:00,945 --> 01:45:02,110
- no, I was gonna make
a big show of it too,
2576
01:45:02,130 --> 01:45:05,140
but grand gestures, they're not real.
2577
01:45:05,160 --> 01:45:06,449
Didn't matter how i asked you to prom
2578
01:45:06,451 --> 01:45:08,484
if I didn't dance with you.
2579
01:45:08,486 --> 01:45:10,186
- So what, you're trying to
make up for the past or...
2580
01:45:10,188 --> 01:45:12,488
- no, no, I can't go back and edit life,
2581
01:45:12,490 --> 01:45:14,790
it just keeps moving
forward, never pausing.
2582
01:45:14,792 --> 01:45:15,624
And zeb...
2583
01:45:15,626 --> 01:45:16,459
- Oh, I'm what?
2584
01:45:16,461 --> 01:45:17,993
- Zeb's an asshole.
2585
01:45:17,995 --> 01:45:19,962
If you cared about him at
all, you would leave him.
2586
01:45:19,964 --> 01:45:22,970
His douchebaggery is
just a byproduct of you
2587
01:45:22,990 --> 01:45:23,866
validating his behavior.
2588
01:45:23,868 --> 01:45:25,340
- Oh, big words.
2589
01:45:27,604 --> 01:45:29,905
- What do you want from me?
2590
01:45:31,700 --> 01:45:33,420
- I want a dance, and i want to take you
2591
01:45:33,440 --> 01:45:34,477
to dinner tomorrow night,
2592
01:45:34,479 --> 01:45:37,112
and I want you to not be
afraid of what's ahead
2593
01:45:37,114 --> 01:45:40,816
because love doesn't disappoint, he does.
2594
01:45:43,987 --> 01:45:44,887
- Alex.
2595
01:45:45,922 --> 01:45:47,990
- We should be together.
2596
01:45:49,593 --> 01:45:50,559
That's all.
2597
01:45:55,899 --> 01:45:58,670
- Well that guy's a dick.
2598
01:46:02,706 --> 01:46:05,508
- I need to be alone for a while.
2599
01:46:07,978 --> 01:46:09,845
- Wait, babe.
2600
01:46:10,947 --> 01:46:12,114
Babe, wait!
2601
01:46:14,518 --> 01:46:15,217
Alex!
2602
01:46:32,769 --> 01:46:34,690
- Hey...
2603
01:46:38,808 --> 01:46:41,677
Can I just get like, one water?
2604
01:46:41,679 --> 01:46:43,780
- Make that two.
2605
01:46:44,681 --> 01:46:45,581
Hi.
2606
01:46:47,150 --> 01:46:48,170
What?
2607
01:46:48,190 --> 01:46:50,850
- Oh, you don't wanna...
2608
01:46:51,540 --> 01:46:52,187
Let's just say I'm lucky
2609
01:46:52,189 --> 01:46:55,157
you can't get diseases from a bird.
2610
01:46:55,159 --> 01:46:56,926
- Okay, um...
2611
01:46:56,928 --> 01:46:58,928
So about before.
2612
01:46:58,930 --> 01:47:01,697
I know, that must've been
quite the shock for you,
2613
01:47:01,699 --> 01:47:02,331
and I can explain.
2614
01:47:02,333 --> 01:47:03,766
- Oh, and I knew.
2615
01:47:03,768 --> 01:47:06,168
And we all knew, like literally everybody
2616
01:47:06,170 --> 01:47:07,903
that you know knew.
2617
01:47:07,905 --> 01:47:10,390
But you could've told me.
2618
01:47:15,110 --> 01:47:18,130
- Cause you're my best friend.
2619
01:47:18,150 --> 01:47:19,815
- Yeah.
2620
01:47:19,817 --> 01:47:21,216
Which is why...
2621
01:47:21,218 --> 01:47:23,886
I am so sorry that i said that I liked you
2622
01:47:23,888 --> 01:47:25,921
because that was really weird.
2623
01:47:25,923 --> 01:47:27,756
- No, hey, hey, bethanie don't do that.
2624
01:47:27,758 --> 01:47:29,240
No, no, no, I thought that was sweet,
2625
01:47:29,260 --> 01:47:30,626
and honestly I need to tell you that...
2626
01:47:30,628 --> 01:47:33,620
- okay Skyler hey
listen, I don't like you.
2627
01:47:33,640 --> 01:47:35,164
I mean, I can't like you.
2628
01:47:35,166 --> 01:47:38,330
I was hung up on you
for a really long time,
2629
01:47:38,350 --> 01:47:40,235
but I think that i had to get it out loud
2630
01:47:40,237 --> 01:47:44,707
to finally realize that
we want different things.
2631
01:47:44,709 --> 01:47:48,711
You want to sleep with
random girls and that's okay.
2632
01:47:48,713 --> 01:47:50,179
But I want a man.
2633
01:47:51,681 --> 01:47:53,983
I want a man that wants me.
2634
01:47:59,956 --> 01:48:00,789
Cool.
2635
01:48:02,659 --> 01:48:03,826
All right.
2636
01:48:03,828 --> 01:48:04,760
Yeah.
2637
01:48:04,762 --> 01:48:06,228
I'm gonna go throw up now.
2638
01:48:06,230 --> 01:48:07,129
So...
2639
01:48:09,366 --> 01:48:11,233
- Oh hey, bethanie.
2640
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:13,636
- Yeah?
2641
01:48:15,205 --> 01:48:16,805
- Everyone knew?
2642
01:48:20,777 --> 01:48:22,211
- Everyone but you.
2643
01:48:34,391 --> 01:48:35,290
- Thanks.
2644
01:49:02,118 --> 01:49:04,687
- We need to make time for each other.
2645
01:49:04,689 --> 01:49:05,387
- I know.
2646
01:49:07,991 --> 01:49:08,891
- Paul...
2647
01:49:10,427 --> 01:49:12,394
Where were you tonight?
2648
01:49:13,863 --> 01:49:17,266
- Just had to do some thinking.
2649
01:49:17,268 --> 01:49:18,167
- And?
2650
01:49:20,136 --> 01:49:21,236
- And I decided
2651
01:49:22,739 --> 01:49:26,742
that I want to spend the
rest of my life by your side,
2652
01:49:26,744 --> 01:49:28,711
and making you happy...
2653
01:49:30,130 --> 01:49:31,980
And praying those are the same things.
2654
01:49:31,982 --> 01:49:33,482
- I can't have you running off...
2655
01:49:33,484 --> 01:49:35,117
- I know.
2656
01:49:35,119 --> 01:49:39,788
- I know, I know.
- Because I'm pregnant.
2657
01:49:42,492 --> 01:49:45,260
And I've really...
- Just wait.
2658
01:49:46,196 --> 01:49:49,231
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
2659
01:49:53,870 --> 01:49:54,503
- Paul.
2660
01:49:54,505 --> 01:49:55,504
- Wait.
2661
01:49:55,506 --> 01:49:57,172
Please just wait.
2662
01:50:00,443 --> 01:50:01,343
That...
2663
01:50:04,247 --> 01:50:08,283
That is the greatest thing
I've ever heard in my life.
2664
01:50:09,385 --> 01:50:11,453
We're gonna be a family.
2665
01:50:12,288 --> 01:50:14,356
I'm gonna be a father...
2666
01:50:15,358 --> 01:50:16,792
You're having a baby?
2667
01:50:19,230 --> 01:50:23,198
- No, no, no, no, I am
absolutely terrified, trust me.
2668
01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:26,802
But good, this is the single
greatest moment of my life.
2669
01:50:26,804 --> 01:50:27,803
Right here.
2670
01:50:29,773 --> 01:50:31,273
I mean I get to...
2671
01:50:31,275 --> 01:50:35,110
And can you download the baby
books on kindle right now?
2672
01:50:35,112 --> 01:50:36,879
And can you fly?
2673
01:50:36,881 --> 01:50:37,813
We haven't thought about this,
2674
01:50:37,815 --> 01:50:38,847
I don't think we should fly,
2675
01:50:38,849 --> 01:50:39,481
here's what we're gonna do.
2676
01:50:40,951 --> 01:50:42,251
I got a new plan listen
to me, no I'm serious.
2677
01:50:42,253 --> 01:50:43,552
We're gonna go home, we are going to eat,
2678
01:50:43,554 --> 01:50:45,154
we're gonna eat again,
some more, a lot of food,
2679
01:50:45,156 --> 01:50:47,956
on kindle because I have
this Amazon gift card
2680
01:50:47,958 --> 01:50:48,924
that my uncle Sully...
2681
01:50:48,926 --> 01:50:51,326
and I think we should go
and spend some time together
2682
01:50:51,328 --> 01:50:53,395
on our honeymoon.
2683
01:50:53,397 --> 01:50:55,297
Also, we're gonna need to pretend like
2684
01:50:55,299 --> 01:50:57,399
we made this there...
2685
01:50:57,401 --> 01:50:59,434
- right, right.
- So.
2686
01:50:59,436 --> 01:51:01,236
- Conceived.
2687
01:51:01,238 --> 01:51:04,600
Conceived the first time we made love.
2688
01:51:04,800 --> 01:51:05,140
- How poetic.
2689
01:51:06,109 --> 01:51:07,342
- How perfect.
2690
01:51:22,192 --> 01:51:23,250
- Hello.
2691
01:51:23,270 --> 01:51:24,593
- What is...
2692
01:51:24,595 --> 01:51:25,427
- Oh...
2693
01:51:25,429 --> 01:51:27,462
- Your chariot.
2694
01:51:30,330 --> 01:51:31,333
- Where did you...
2695
01:51:31,335 --> 01:51:32,935
Wait, I thought we're like waiting
2696
01:51:32,937 --> 01:51:35,437
for all like the guests and the rice and...
2697
01:51:35,439 --> 01:51:38,340
- bubbles, and it's not about them,
2698
01:51:38,342 --> 01:51:42,277
it's about you guys and it
is exactly time for you guys
2699
01:51:42,279 --> 01:51:44,790
to hit the road, so get out of here.
2700
01:51:44,810 --> 01:51:44,980
- Listen.
2701
01:51:46,150 --> 01:51:47,416
Thank you for everything tonight.
2702
01:51:47,418 --> 01:51:49,918
I'm sorry it all went to shit.
2703
01:51:49,920 --> 01:51:51,453
- No, you know what?
2704
01:51:52,422 --> 01:51:54,489
The honeymoon will be perfect.
2705
01:51:54,491 --> 01:51:56,258
- Yeah.
2706
01:51:56,260 --> 01:51:57,159
- Hey.
2707
01:51:58,328 --> 01:52:00,963
I don't really need this anymore, so...
2708
01:52:00,965 --> 01:52:02,264
Why don't you take it for the honeymoon?
2709
01:52:02,266 --> 01:52:04,233
I will have yours ready and sanitized
2710
01:52:04,235 --> 01:52:06,335
when you get back.
2711
01:52:06,337 --> 01:52:07,269
- What?
2712
01:52:07,271 --> 01:52:09,371
- No, don't worry about it.
2713
01:52:09,373 --> 01:52:10,272
- Okay.
2714
01:52:11,474 --> 01:52:12,307
- Wife.
2715
01:52:12,309 --> 01:52:13,475
- Oh my gosh.
2716
01:52:15,945 --> 01:52:17,246
Husband.
2717
01:52:19,917 --> 01:52:21,483
- I don't even...
2718
01:52:21,485 --> 01:52:22,417
Know how to...
2719
01:52:22,419 --> 01:52:25,870
- I'll see you in a few weeks.
2720
01:52:26,289 --> 01:52:27,356
- All right.
2721
01:52:30,493 --> 01:52:32,600
- Have fun.
2722
01:52:32,620 --> 01:52:33,950
- Will do.
2723
01:52:33,970 --> 01:52:34,960
- Thank you.
2724
01:52:34,980 --> 03:45:09,910
- Of course.
2725
01:52:34,932 --> 01:52:36,640
- Go get her.
2726
01:52:56,519 --> 01:52:59,488
- They grow up so fast, don't they?
2727
01:54:04,587 --> 01:54:05,487
- Hey.
2728
01:54:06,656 --> 01:54:08,457
So...
2729
01:54:08,459 --> 01:54:10,425
I feel like we're not
done with this binder
2730
01:54:10,427 --> 01:54:13,261
and there's some things
in here that we missed
2731
01:54:13,263 --> 01:54:16,231
and should you know, go back and...
2732
01:54:17,433 --> 01:54:19,100
- So, where's zeb?
2733
01:54:21,405 --> 01:54:26,274
With a very nice large
to go order of fish.
2734
01:54:27,543 --> 01:54:30,645
Sometimes we just have to move on.
2735
01:54:30,647 --> 01:54:33,415
- Have I turned you into a romantic?
2736
01:54:33,417 --> 01:54:34,483
- Man I don't know, two hours ago
2737
01:54:34,485 --> 01:54:36,485
you definitely were not.
2738
01:54:36,487 --> 01:54:37,753
- Yeah, that's...
2739
01:54:39,489 --> 01:54:41,490
It's been a weird night.
2740
01:54:41,492 --> 01:54:42,391
- Yeah.
2741
01:54:44,527 --> 01:54:46,395
- Oh my god, you weren't
on the tennis court.
2742
01:54:46,397 --> 01:54:48,530
And then Quentin showed up
and pulled off his toupee.
2743
01:54:48,532 --> 01:54:50,232
- Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
2744
01:54:50,234 --> 01:54:52,701
Shut the fuck up, kiss my face.
2745
01:55:24,133 --> 01:55:25,667
♪ I
2746
01:55:32,608 --> 01:55:35,277
♪ come into me
2747
01:55:36,212 --> 01:55:39,114
♪ my darling
2748
01:55:39,116 --> 01:55:42,417
♪ a moonlight serenade
2749
01:55:50,193 --> 01:55:53,662
♪ yeah, that's what I said
2750
01:55:55,565 --> 01:56:00,335
♪ let us stray until the break of day
2751
01:56:00,337 --> 01:56:04,106
♪ in love's valley of dreams
2752
01:56:05,608 --> 01:56:08,243
♪ just you and I
2753
01:56:08,245 --> 01:56:11,413
♪ and the summer sky
2754
01:56:11,415 --> 01:56:15,650
♪ and a heavenly breeze
kissing the trees
2755
01:56:16,586 --> 01:56:20,689
♪ so don't, don't let me wait
2756
01:56:21,624 --> 01:56:24,759
♪ come to me, tenderly
2757
01:56:24,761 --> 01:56:27,696
♪ in the June light
2758
01:56:27,698 --> 01:56:30,832
♪ I stand at your gate
2759
01:56:32,602 --> 01:56:36,638
♪ and I sing you a song in the moonlight
2760
01:56:38,741 --> 01:56:40,308
♪ a love song
2761
01:56:40,310 --> 01:56:41,543
- what kind of song?
2762
01:56:41,545 --> 01:56:42,644
♪ My darling
2763
01:56:42,646 --> 01:56:44,346
- to who?
2764
01:56:44,348 --> 01:56:47,682
♪ A moonlight serenade
2765
01:56:49,752 --> 01:56:52,854
♪ a moonlight serenade
2766
01:56:59,262 --> 01:57:00,662
- ladies and gentlemen.
2767
01:57:00,664 --> 01:57:02,898
Let me introduce our newest backup singer,
2768
01:57:02,900 --> 01:57:04,466
Colt Harrison!
2769
01:57:04,468 --> 01:57:08,570
I'm on stage, I did it, I'm
in the band like for real!
2770
01:57:08,572 --> 01:57:10,372
Like, we got a gig next week!
2771
01:57:10,374 --> 01:57:12,641
Hey, screw you f. Scott Abraham.
2772
01:57:12,643 --> 01:57:14,843
There are second acts in American history!
2773
01:57:14,845 --> 01:57:16,344
Bop it, hey!
2774
01:57:16,346 --> 01:57:18,780
A one, a two, a one, two, three!
2775
01:57:34,830 --> 01:57:37,666
♪ Some folks call it a jubilee
2776
01:57:37,668 --> 01:57:40,368
♪ some say a festival
2777
01:57:40,370 --> 01:57:42,904
♪ some folks call it a jamboree
2778
01:57:42,906 --> 01:57:45,473
♪ others say a carnival
2779
01:57:45,475 --> 01:57:47,242
♪ don't matter what you call it
2780
01:57:47,244 --> 01:57:50,312
♪ gonna have ourselves a ball
2781
01:57:50,314 --> 01:57:52,814
♪ ain't nothing but a party
2782
01:57:52,816 --> 01:57:55,717
♪ party all night long
2783
01:57:55,719 --> 01:57:58,320
♪ ain't nothing but a party
2784
01:57:58,322 --> 01:58:00,755
♪ party loud and strong
2785
01:58:00,757 --> 01:58:02,991
♪ yeah, it ain't nothing but a party
2786
01:58:02,993 --> 01:58:06,528
♪ and a party's where we all belong
2787
01:58:06,530 --> 01:58:08,496
♪ amen
2788
01:58:22,712 --> 01:58:26,140
♪ all right, do it to it
2789
01:59:27,677 --> 01:59:30,345
♪ ain't nothing but a party
2790
01:59:30,347 --> 01:59:32,847
♪ ain't nothing but a party
2791
01:59:32,849 --> 01:59:35,717
♪ ain't nothing but a party
2792
01:59:35,719 --> 01:59:38,553
♪ ain't nothing but a party
2793
01:59:38,555 --> 01:59:40,588
♪ yeah, it ain't nothing but a party
2794
01:59:40,590 --> 01:59:44,726
♪ gonna party party all night long
2795
01:59:44,728 --> 01:59:46,695
♪ amen
2796
01:59:52,802 --> 01:59:54,769
- there it is!
2797
02:00:13,889 --> 02:00:14,889
Here we go!
2798
02:00:17,860 --> 02:00:18,960
Yeah!
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