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♪ I'm gonna spend my days
in the California sun ♪
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Ah, Venice Beach...
a city built on contrast.
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Decade old concrete
buildings layered...
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between million dollar homes.
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Worn out beach bums litter
the same streets...
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your cousins from Oklahoma
visit every summer.
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Every weird dive bar you love
is being pushed out...
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by some shitbag tech company.
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And somewhere between the
ruckus, you'll find this guy...
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Venice's only licensed
detective.
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You just gotta live your life.
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It goes by so fast.
It's like a whisper.
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That's my boss, Steve Ford...
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a self-appointed figurehead
in the community.
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Takes that job very seriously.
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Before you know it,
you're 12 years old...
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and then where are you?
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I don't want you to make the
same mistakes that I made.
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It starts like this, a little
bit of weed...
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and then a little bit
of blow, okay?
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And then a couple bottles
of tequila every week.
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And hookers three times a week.
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And yeah, it's fun,
in the moment, it's fun...
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but let me tell you something.
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Those moments always end up when
your head feels like this big...
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like a bus ran over it.
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You happy about that?
No, you're not happy about that.
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Then not too long after that...
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you're sitting on your kitchen
floor, buck naked...
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you got a gun in your mouth...
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and all you're thinking about
is, is today the day?
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Is today the day I pull the
trigger? Bang!
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But you got a right to live...
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and you gotta fuckin' live
right, you get me?
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All right... let's go.
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This is a skate park, come on.
Let's go skate.
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♪ I'm gonna spend my days
in the California sun ♪
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♪ Spend my days in the
California ♪
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♪ Gonna spend my days
in the California ♪
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I always wanted
to be a private detective...
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and with Steve being the only
outfit in town...
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I really had no other choice
but to work with him.
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Which is good... I think.
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And seeing as he was busy
mentoring the local youth...
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of today, I was left to finally
get a shot at cracking...
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my first case and it has led me
here, to Nola Tuiasosopo...
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at least, I believe I'm
pronouncing that right...
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I don't know, she's Samoan.
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Not that there's anything wrong
with that...
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some of them have tricky
last names, some of them.
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God, well, I'll edit that later.
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Uh-- missing since July...
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I just spotted her at the corner
of sixth and Oakwood.
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And, let me tell you,
Steve was not exaggerating...
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Nola is very attractive.
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Scratch that, she is very, very
insanely--
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Why-isn't-she-a-professional-
model-attractive.
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Anyway, by the looks of it...
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she's going into a support group
of some kind.
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I'm guessing Alcoholics
Anonymous, just--
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Shit. Dammit.
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Agh!
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And my name's John,
Steve's partner.
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Uh, well, soon to be partner...
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just waiting for some
paperwork.
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Who'd like to go first?
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Hello, my name's Rick
and I'm a sex addict.
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Hi, Rick.
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Um... my poison's pornography.
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It started back in Catholic
school...
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and got progressively worse.
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I'm currently logging
about 40 hours a week.
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That's a full-time job.
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I've got premium subscriptions
to the big four...
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PornHub, RedTube, Reality Kings
and Brazzers.
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Not to mention, EskimoTube,
JizzHut--
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Oh god, I'm a monster!
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Jesus, right?
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Would you like to share
with the group?
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Hm?
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Would you like to
share with the group?
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The group? Uh... no!
No, I'm good.
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I'm good to just listen.
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That's not really how it works.
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Everyone is required
to participate...
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on their first night, please.
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Well, if it's required.
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Uh... okay.
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Um, I'm John and I'm
a sex addict.
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Hi, John.
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Hello.
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Uh, yeah, I just love sex.
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I love getting it,
I love giving it.
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I love it too much
and I get it too much...
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that's my main problem.
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On that sex road, I've got
my thumb out...
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waiting to get on one
of the sex cars.
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I am also logging
about 40 hours a week...
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but on sex, not just jackin'
off like this guy, right?
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Full-blown sex.
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And, actually, come to think
of it, it's more than 40 hours.
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So, I'm doing time and a half.
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I should get paid my overtime.
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I mean, obviously I'm not
condoning sex for money.
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That's bad, right?
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We all agree, would you? Good.
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I really just have sex with any
old thang that comes my way.
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There's some limits, obviously,
age, 18 and below is no...
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no bueno, no good.
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Upwards, though, is where
I really shine...
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50, 60, 80, 90, centennials--
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Okay!
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Uh, thank you for sharing, John.
All right, you got it.
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Nola? Hey, Nola?
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Are you following me?
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No, no, no, I'm not following
you, no, no, don't mace me!
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I'm not a stalker.
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I am technically following you,
but not in a stalker way...
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just as a professional...
strictly professional.
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Look, your brothers hired my
boss to find you...
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and that's where I come in.
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They want you to come home,
okay, they miss you.
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I could drive you, at least
to my boss' house.
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In a professional way...
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not as a maniac or a pervert,
on either parts.
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Yeah, uh, I'll let her know.
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All right, so you'll be safe
there till tomorrow...
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and then in the morning
we can figure out...
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how best to deal
with your brothers.
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Well, how about that Rick guy?
40 hours a week?
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I mean, that's a serious
commitment to masturbation.
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Yeah, hopefully he's changing
hands every once in a while.
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I mean, if you don't, that's
carpal tunnel syndrome--
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And the blistering--Agh!
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And chafing.Yeah.
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Let's just hope he's got a
little tub of like, Neosporin.
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Ew!
Well, I'm just saying.
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Sorry.
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Okay, well, this is it.
Great.
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Yeah. As you can see, it's
a very nice establishment.
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And uh, you'll be home
in no time.
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Send her up.
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There he is.
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Steve's a great guy.
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All right, well, pleasure
to meet you.
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You, too.
Yeah.
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Thanks for the ride.
No problem, just doing my job.
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Goodbye.
See ya.
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She'll be fine.
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Steve's a good guy.
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She'll be fine.
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♪ Love you like the
first time ♪
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♪ Oh my love ♪
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♪ Nobody ever took my heart ♪
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♪ Nobody ever could ♪
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Stay down! You're gonna wish
you never touched her!
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Stop it, you're gonna kill him!
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Nola, take your ass in the
goddamn room...
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and don't you come out of there!
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Listen, listen,
let's talk about this.
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You're about to go through
a Samoan storm.
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Paid you to find her, Steve.
I did find her!
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We told you to find her,
not fuck her.
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She's our sister, you son
of a bitch.
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Yeah.
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You're dead, Steve!
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Run, Steve, run!
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Okay, hands, pal!
Let me see your hands!
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I said hands, now, get them up!
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Aw, Jesus.
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Oh, Bill, it's you.
Jesus, how you doing, man?
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Steve, what the hell are you
doing out here?
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Look, aren't you tired of this
Peter Pan bullshit?
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This is no kind of life,
you're an old man.
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Now why don't you just meet
somebody your own age...
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and make a life, for god sakes?
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I will.
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You know, someday, Steve, one of
these guys is gonna catch you...
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and what are you gonna do then?
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Call 9-1-1, come find you,
we're gonna eat a lot of donuts.
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Fuck you, Steve.
Take care of yourself.
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Go home.
Be careful.
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This is not normal, okay?
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They hook electrodes up to
people when they do this.
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Well, that's what that feels
like.
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There he is, get him!
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Turn, turn, hurry up!
Hurry up!
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Go, go, go!
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Oh yeah, we got him now.
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Faster.
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Go, go, go, go, go!
Look at this asshole!
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Shit!
Come on, let's go, let's go.
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Excuse me.
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Steve, you can't have a gun
in the bar!
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You motherfucker!
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Let's go, go, go!
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Go, go, go, go!
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Tino, Tino. Let me in!
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Where'd he go?
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Yo, open up, man. Come on.
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You're naked.
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What? Yeah, naked.
Please let me in.
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I can't take another heart
break, Steve.
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The car? That's what this
is about?
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I loved that car, Steve.
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Oh, man, come on, Tino.
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It was stolen and I asked
for your help.
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I'm sorry, all right?
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I got feelings and I'm
sensitive.
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I know you're sensitive.
I understand!
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Alright, I'll get the car, I'll
get the car for you, alright?
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Say you promise.
I promise.
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You're not saying it.
I promise you I'll get it.
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No! Fingers up.
I promise.
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Let me in, man, all right!
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Cover that dick, all right,
I got pizza here.
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All right, yeah.
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Fuck.
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Orale.
Pull, fucker!
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I'm not going in there.
That's Spyder's place.
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My car's in that guy's garage,
Steve, you gotta get it for me.
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I'm not a repo man, okay,
I'm a fucking detective.
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You promised, Steve. I saved
your ass, Steve.
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Your word is your bond.
Okay, all right.
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Your word is your bond!
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All right, all right, just
relax. Give me the keys.
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Thank you, Steve.
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I got this.
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Hell yeah, fool.
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Hey. Two large pepperoni pizzas.
You ordered them, right?
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Hey, Spyder, pizza dude's here.
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Carlos Manuel
Ochoa, goes by the name of...
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Spyder, with a "y," with links
to the Sinaloa Cartel.
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Rumor has it he once killed
a barista at Starbucks...
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for misspelling his name.
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Which is tricky, it's with a
"y." Not the point.
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If there's drugs being sold
in Venice...
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they're coming from Spyder.
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Two pepperoni pizzas. Didn't you
order that?
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No one ordered pizza, man.
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2-0-0-4, this is your pizza,
right?
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Kinda old to be delivering
pizzas, aye?
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You're telling me, man...
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my old lady gives me shit
all the time about it.
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How much?
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$25.00.
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00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,804
Thanks, man, thank you,
that's plenty.
248
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,973
Hey, man, can I use your
restroom?
249
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:36,101
I've been in the car
a long time.
250
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,603
One or two?
251
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,022
One.
252
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,773
All right, bro.
253
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,607
Where is it?
254
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,152
To the left. Don't piss on the
seat, huh?
255
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,154
All right.
256
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,823
Who the fuck are you, are you a
cop!? Huh? Huh?
257
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,659
No.
Huh? Who are you?
258
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,993
St-- Steve.
259
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,328
Is that right?
260
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,704
I'm Spyder's friend.
261
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:56,330
Yeah?
262
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:59,501
That's the lavatory, right?
263
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,686
Whoa.
264
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:24,210
Hey, Spyder, I think someone's
stealing your car.
265
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,383
Motherfucker.
266
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,397
You killed my car.
267
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:31,735
Aw, you can't kill a car like
this, man, look at it.
268
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,655
You know, a little hammer,
a little glass.
269
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,658
Tires still look fantastic.
270
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,000
Sorry.
271
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,006
Fuck!
272
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:07,896
Dave Jones...
273
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,357
and no, not the lead singer
of The Monkees.
274
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,485
This guy's a local legend and
Steve's longtime best pal.
275
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,406
His claim to fame was surfing
the pier naked...
276
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,616
for 12 hours straight...
on acid.
277
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,994
Nowadays he's lost a lot
of that mojo...
278
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:25,038
mainly due to a pretty nasty
divorce.
279
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,375
Hey, Dave.
280
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:33,548
Did you start working
at Tino's Pizza?
281
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:39,928
Yeah. You want my take on all
of this?
282
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:40,388
Yeah.
283
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:44,100
Never buy a surf shop,
look at this inventory.
284
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:48,020
She wants full assets
and alimony, too.
285
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:52,107
Sorry, man. You're gonna
be all right.
286
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,651
We'll figure something out.
287
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:55,903
Sun's gonna be up soon.
288
00:19:55,904 --> 00:20:00,115
Yeah, it is. Should probably
get some sleep.
289
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,993
I just finished your new board.
290
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:21,053
This has been fun, but I gotta
go pick up my dog.
291
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,430
Why don't you just let
her have Buddy?
292
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:27,935
She likes that I come by
to pick him up.
293
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:32,065
Makes her feel better,
safer I think.
294
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,318
Her?
295
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,084
Steve's sister has
fallen on hard times...
296
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,003
after her husband took off and
emptied their bank account.
297
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,382
He's really been there
for her.
298
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,298
Steve.
299
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,883
Helping out as much as he can.
300
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,385
Hey, Katey.
Thanks for the coffee.
301
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:04,764
It's pretty selfless of him,
actually.
302
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,309
See? What a guy.
303
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:12,397
Taylor! Taylor!
304
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:16,776
Uncle Steve's
here to pick up Buddy.
305
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:21,863
Have you heard from him?
306
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:25,367
Still somewhere in Australia
and finding himself.
307
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,743
We can't afford to stay here.
308
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:29,663
He thinks there's something
more out there.
309
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,164
I mean, what the fuck
is out there?
310
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:36,254
Honey, I don't know.
You're gonna be all right.
311
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:43,176
Buddy Ford, 49 years old...
312
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:46,680
in dog years and 100 percent
Parson Russell Terrier.
313
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:49,309
Man, does Steve love that dog.
314
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,642
Uncle Steve.
315
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,520
Hi, Taylor. What are you
studying?
316
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,105
Chemistry.
317
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,108
Want some help with that?
318
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,193
A.P. Chemistry.
319
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:05,032
Will you bring Buddy back
later tonight?
320
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,617
How about if I bring him back
every night and pick him up...
321
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:11,496
first thing in the morning,
until you tell me to stop?
322
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,998
Really?
323
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,334
Yeah.
324
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,043
That would be cool.
325
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,671
He gets a little gassy.
I don't mind it.
326
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:26,970
Come on, Buddy, here we go. Come
on, here you go, right out here.
327
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:35,854
♪ Happy is good and happy
is free ♪
328
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,565
♪ Happy is you
and happy is me ♪
329
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,818
♪ Happy is good
and happy is fun ♪
330
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:46,490
♪ Happy is two
and happy is one ♪
331
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:49,618
♪ If you were the stars
and I was space ♪
332
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:55,083
♪ Travel around forever
and ever embrace ♪
333
00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,752
Sorry, no dogs.
334
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,128
Oh no, he's all right.
335
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,213
What does that mean?
336
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:04,299
That's just something I say when
I try to circumvent the rules.
337
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,094
Sometimes it works.
Mm-mm.
338
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:10,138
No? All right. Get out, pal.
339
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,392
Large coffee.
340
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,940
You're not in your office.
341
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:20,774
Lew the Jew.
342
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:24,319
Whoa, whoa, okay,
I know how that sounds.
343
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,864
It's not offensive, everyone
calls him that.
344
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,117
I mean, he calls himself,
"Lew the Jew."
345
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,576
No, I'm not in my office.
346
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,413
I went by your office.
And you didn't find me there?
347
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,705
Steve, I want to hire you.
348
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,582
He's a savvy businessman...
349
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:38,708
and a little miserly...
350
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,961
but not in a Jewish way,
in a normal way.
351
00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:42,629
Girl in the picture--
Hey, hey, Steve...
352
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,006
that's a lot of money for just
a few pictures, you know?
353
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:48,051
Yeah. Could've cost you a lot
more money.
354
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:51,138
Why are we arguing?
Let's talk business.
355
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:52,305
Thank you.
356
00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:55,142
I'll see you later, Lew.
357
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,643
Let's go, Buddy.
358
00:23:56,644 --> 00:24:00,480
Some son of a bitch graffiti
punk has been spray-painting...
359
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:03,316
the walls of my apartment
buildings.
360
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,444
Well, I could certainly help
you with that.
361
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,945
I know many of the taggers
in the neighborhood...
362
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,989
the only problem is,
you still owe me money.
363
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:10,407
Aw, Steve, I can't pay you
for that.
364
00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:12,617
You understand, it's the
principle of the thing.
365
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:16,455
Steve! We're getting the band
back together, bro!
366
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,457
Great!
My man!
367
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:22,502
Yeah! Taylor Swift saved the
music industry!
368
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,713
Who the hell is that?
369
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:25,881
No clue.
370
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,176
I'll sell you the house back.
371
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:31,219
My parent's house?
372
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:32,262
Yeah.
373
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:33,722
You'll sell it back to me?
374
00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:36,516
At the same price they sold
it to you for?
375
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:39,895
Come on, Stevie, you're killing
me, man.
376
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,480
I mean, this is Silicon Beach
now.
377
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,857
You realize what I could get
for that house?
378
00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:45,818
No deal.
379
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,155
Ten percent more.
380
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:56,369
I can see this is really
important to you, Lew.
381
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,830
What gave it away?
382
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,207
I want it in writing.
383
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:05,838
You're killin' me. Fine, let's
go. I gotta show it to you.
384
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,676
Holy Christ.
385
00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,761
See what I mean?
386
00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:13,929
I like it.
387
00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,764
You could see how I might not.
388
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:18,099
He's really captured
your essence.
389
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,894
Why don't you just
paint over it?
390
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:21,895
I painted over it four times.
391
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,688
All right, you should have seen
the other shit...
392
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:24,648
it was filthier than this.
393
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:26,441
I can't imagine anything
filthier than this.
394
00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:31,446
Just get it done, Steve, if you
want your parent's house back.
395
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,533
Just pay me.
396
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:38,286
Don't look at that, come
here, don't look at that.
397
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:47,963
How about this?
398
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:51,968
Cash only, no checks.
And that's on sale.
399
00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:54,010
Great, thanks.
400
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:59,767
She can take my shop, but I'm
not leaving her anything.
401
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:01,226
Yeah.
402
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:04,938
I'm letting it go.
403
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:09,151
You do that, pal, let it all go.
404
00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:22,205
Now, normally by this time...
405
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:24,124
Steve's already had about eight
cups of coffee...
406
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:27,210
and he doesn't really handle
the caffeine all that well.
407
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:30,046
So, a little secret between you
and I is I switched the brew...
408
00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:33,717
in our office with decaf, you
know, to take the edge off.
409
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:36,511
John. Have you seen
a picture around here...
410
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:37,721
a picture of my house?
411
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,639
Wow, this is good coffee.
412
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,059
Ah... the Samoans called
looking for you.
413
00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,645
I said that you were
very sorry.
414
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:49,441
Good. You didn't give them the
address to the office, right?
415
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,191
No.
Good.
416
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:53,153
Although, I'm sure if they were
to do any type...
417
00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:57,700
of light investigating, they
could find out where it is.
418
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:02,537
Um... what about the picture?
419
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:05,248
It's a picture of my family's
house.
420
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:08,043
No. Look, the insurance company
said they won't pay...
421
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:12,005
until you get a couple things
sorted out.
422
00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,674
A picture of my parent's house.
423
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:15,759
Yeah, I haven't seen it.
424
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,677
It was on my desk.
Okay, still, no house.
425
00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:20,180
The insurance company said that
we won't get paid...
426
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:21,514
until we, you know, file them.
427
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:25,352
Mm-hm. We're on a new case now.
428
00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:25,935
Great.
429
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:28,021
Lew the Jew, all his apartment
buildings...
430
00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:30,106
you're getting graffiti
all over the place.
431
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,858
There's a month of my life
down the drain.
432
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:35,946
The house, it was on my
desk-- it was right--
433
00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,240
Sorry, this is it right here.
434
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:43,203
Oh, oh, well, let's see what
this photo is all about.
435
00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:47,040
This is me as a kid. Look, seven
years old right there.
436
00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,166
I'm holding the dog.
437
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,251
That's you?
Yeah.
438
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:51,378
You're such a fat kid.
439
00:27:51,379 --> 00:27:54,798
You know, my parent's fed me all
the wrong food, but--
440
00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:55,715
Yeah, a lot of it, too.
441
00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:59,719
Looks like you might have had
a third brother that you ate.
442
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,680
Surprised you didn't eat
the dog.
443
00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:04,265
Just because of how big
you are.
444
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:06,267
But you're good now, so--
445
00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:09,396
Do you know any graffiti
artists around here?!
446
00:28:09,397 --> 00:28:10,230
No, not personally--
447
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:11,815
Well, then you should find some,
how about that!
448
00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:16,070
Yeah, sure, definitely,
I'll find some graffiti artists.
449
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,657
You should get some more
of this coffee, too.
450
00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:23,076
Yep, definitely.
451
00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:26,663
Steve, I need you.
452
00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:30,375
I lost a lot of this weight
right away.
453
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,961
Come on, Buddy.
454
00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:38,425
You also lost a lot of that
hair right away, too.
455
00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:40,093
Steve.
Hey.
456
00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:40,969
I need your help.
457
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,929
All right, when?
Right now.
458
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,681
Right now?
Right now.
459
00:28:44,682 --> 00:28:48,685
You know why. I'm desperate.
460
00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:53,440
Okay. All right, Buddy,
in the back, up we go.
461
00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:55,108
Right now, huh?
462
00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:56,652
Yep.
463
00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:58,571
Stay low, Buddy.
464
00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:03,283
Put this in your ear, you'll be
able to hear me...
465
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:05,578
talking to you the whole time.
466
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:07,537
Okay.
467
00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:10,165
You sure you want to go
through with this?
468
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:10,957
I have to, Steve.
469
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,543
The first sign of trouble,
you get the fuck out of there.
470
00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:14,627
I know, I will.
471
00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,213
I'm not kidding.
472
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,604
Wish me luck.
473
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,907
- May I?
- Hi, Dave.
474
00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,452
Anne.
475
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:56,669
You need to sign the divorce
papers, Dave.
476
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,755
Don't sign anything.
477
00:29:58,756 --> 00:30:03,468
Repeat, do not sign anything,
Dave.
478
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:09,182
♪ The first time ♪
479
00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:14,354
♪ I saw you ♪
480
00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:20,902
♪ I knew my dear ♪
481
00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:27,158
♪ You would be mine ♪
482
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,036
Dave!
483
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:32,372
I'll give you the surf shop,
you can have it.
484
00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:34,791
Don't do it.
485
00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,501
Get up and walk away.
486
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,462
You won't reconsider?
487
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:43,259
It's done.
488
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:59,190
♪ The first time ♪
489
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,359
Dave, it's done!
490
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,945
Careful, buddy.
491
00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:05,697
I'm going to sign these
papers...
492
00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:07,782
because I've learned
how to let go.
493
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,033
Oh, no.
494
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,911
And if you think you deserve
everything...
495
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:17,250
I've ever worked for, then I
want you to have it...
496
00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:18,501
including the surf shop.
497
00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,086
No, no, Dave...
498
00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:23,966
don't sign anything,
stop, stop.
499
00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:43,444
I told him.
500
00:31:53,454 --> 00:31:55,831
I think I fucked up.
501
00:31:56,874 --> 00:31:59,585
It'll be okay.
502
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:11,430
Come on, Buddy.
503
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:19,479
You're gonna be spending some
time with Taylor.
504
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,067
Not forever. Come on.
505
00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:31,659
That a boy. Go knock
on the door.
506
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,058
How ya doin'?
507
00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:42,688
I'm okay. How are you?
508
00:33:44,106 --> 00:33:47,276
You know that I think
of you as a son.
509
00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:51,070
Uh...I did not know that, but
thank you.
510
00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:55,742
I guess I feel like, sometimes
I think of you as a father...
511
00:33:55,743 --> 00:34:00,246
in a way... a very
intimidating father.
512
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,414
I'm gonna need your help, John.
513
00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:04,751
Okay, what, like out
in the field?
514
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:07,211
You're gonna go out there and
you're gonna find out...
515
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:09,255
whoever's painting these murals
on Lew the Jew's walls.
516
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:13,259
I checked out all the taggers
in the city. I got nothing.
517
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,802
The guy doesn't leave
a signature.
518
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:19,307
Maybe he's not a tagger, maybe
this guy's a trained artist.
519
00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:21,684
Okay, yeah, sure, yeah,
that fits.
520
00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:25,773
And John... wear extra
underpants.
521
00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:28,734
Why?
522
00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:30,359
Why?
523
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,905
Why do I have to wear
extra underpants?
524
00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:35,948
That's the discipline.
525
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:39,327
I'm sorry, sorry, it's part
of being a detective...
526
00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:41,913
to wear multiple pairs
of underwear?
527
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:47,002
Do you have multiple pairs
of underwear on right now?
528
00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:49,755
That's my secret.
529
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:52,131
Cool.
530
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,800
Get yourself ready.
531
00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:57,638
Classic father figure.
532
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:21,994
Jesus Christ, Nola, no, this has
gotta stop, okay?
533
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:24,997
It really does. It's over.
534
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:28,460
I cannot see you anymore.
535
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:31,839
I just had to see you.
536
00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:37,844
Oh, baby...
537
00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:43,349
Steve, don't answer that.
538
00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:44,725
This is Taylor.
Who's Taylor?
539
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:46,561
Hold on. Hey, honey, hi,
how are you doing?
540
00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:48,062
Uncle Steve.
541
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,231
I want you right now.
Who's that?
542
00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:52,066
Oh, that's the maid,
she slipped and fell.
543
00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:54,694
We've been robbed,
they took everything!
544
00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:57,196
You got what!
545
00:35:57,197 --> 00:36:01,117
They took everything, the TV,
the stereo, Taylor's Xbox.
546
00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:04,246
I can't believe it, they took
Buddy!
547
00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:08,040
Try to stay calm
and wait for the cops.
548
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:11,085
Well, where are you going?
I'm gonna go and get my dog.
549
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:13,671
Our dog.
Our dog!
550
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,841
Don't leave!
551
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:31,480
Rajeesh.
I didn't see anything.
552
00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:32,899
See what?
Anything.
553
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:35,151
What the fuck you talking--
No.
554
00:36:35,152 --> 00:36:36,569
Well, can I--
Doesn't matter what it is.
555
00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:38,738
I'm not trying to get into any
more trouble, Steve.
556
00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:41,073
Well, can I--
No!
557
00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:43,409
Your security camera is pointing
right down my street.
558
00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:45,411
They hate me in this
neighborhood, all right?
559
00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:47,079
Who hates you? You are beloved.
560
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,918
Not all of them, okay,
but I'm the outsider.
561
00:36:51,335 --> 00:36:54,420
They stole my dog, Buddy.
562
00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:56,547
A delicacy in my country, right?
563
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:57,924
I never said that.
564
00:36:57,925 --> 00:37:00,551
You thought it. $200.
565
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:01,219
$200?
566
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:04,723
That's how much it costs
to betray my neighbor.
567
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,768
What is it coming to?
568
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,321
How about $80?
569
00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:22,282
Fine. Loser.
570
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:35,044
Two guys, druggies, they tried
to trade their stuff...
571
00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:36,587
for some beer,
they had your dog.
572
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,633
I've seen them hanging out
down by the boardwalk.
573
00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:44,387
You're a good neighbor.
574
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:45,889
Fuck you, Steve.
575
00:37:56,316 --> 00:38:00,112
Hey, dickhead, can I hit that?
576
00:38:01,238 --> 00:38:02,154
What'd you call us?
577
00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:05,449
Actually, what I meant to say
was, dickheads.
578
00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:06,993
Dickhead one, dickhead two.
579
00:38:06,994 --> 00:38:08,869
Hey, fuck you, man!
580
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,746
How's that?
Hey, what's your problem, bro!
581
00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:13,332
You're my problem.
You broke my nose, fag!
582
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:16,294
Oh, shut up, who cares?
Where's my fucking dog?
583
00:38:16,295 --> 00:38:19,338
He ran away.
Yeah, he ran away. He ran away.
584
00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:20,506
What do you mean, he ran away?
585
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:22,883
We gave him to our dealer,
our dealer has him.
586
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,719
What's his name?
I don't know the dog's name!
587
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,887
Not the dog's name, idiot!
What's your dealer's name?
588
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:29,974
Spyder, his name is Spyder!
589
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,940
Buddy's collar?
590
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:43,822
Never fuck with a man's dog.
591
00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:56,667
Fuck me sideways.
592
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,427
Hey, guys.
593
00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:15,020
Spyder? Hey, Spyder, it's me,
Steve, you remember?
594
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:20,066
I felt really bad about
crashing the car...
595
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:21,108
through your garage door.
596
00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:24,696
Brought you this delicious
basket of muf--
597
00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:36,248
You got some grandé fucking
cojones showing your face...
598
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:38,377
around here again, bro.
599
00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:41,462
What time is it?
600
00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,799
Time to fuck you up again, yo.
601
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,600
That fucker knocked himself out.
602
00:39:59,231 --> 00:40:01,274
Mmm.
603
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:05,111
Hey, what is this?
604
00:40:05,112 --> 00:40:06,612
Banana walnut.
605
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:11,367
It's got a hint of cinnamon, yo.
606
00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:13,619
So, why you here, loco?
607
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:20,292
There's this girl. It's my
niece, Taylor, just turned 15.
608
00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:21,502
She's a sweet girl.
609
00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:23,921
Does good in school, she's
smart, she's happy, she's funny.
610
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,674
Out of nowhere, her dad picks
up and takes off.
611
00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:29,385
Just goes to try and find
himself, whatever that means.
612
00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:32,972
So now, I just-- I look after
Taylor and her mom, Katey.
613
00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:36,350
What the fuck this gotta do
with anything?
614
00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:37,810
Let him finish.
615
00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:38,811
Go, bro.
616
00:40:38,812 --> 00:40:42,857
Last night, their house
got robbed.
617
00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:46,777
They took that TV, that
stereo system and that Xbox.
618
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:51,116
But the most important thing
that they took was my dog.
619
00:40:51,992 --> 00:40:53,033
Buddy.
620
00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:55,161
This dog?
That is my dog.
621
00:40:55,162 --> 00:40:56,328
I didn't steal this dog, okay?
622
00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,789
Yeah, that dog is my dog.
I didn't steal this dog.
623
00:40:58,790 --> 00:40:59,498
Shut up.
624
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:05,171
Yo, we didn't steal no dog.
The dog was a gift.
625
00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:05,880
Uh-huh.
626
00:41:05,881 --> 00:41:08,299
Nevertheless, this dog
is the only thing...
627
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:12,179
that my niece gets
any comfort from.
628
00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:17,808
So, you want the dog back?
629
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:20,561
I'm not giving you the dog back!
Shut up.
630
00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:21,645
It's the only thing I want.
631
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:25,191
Okay then, ese.
You can have the dog back.
632
00:41:25,192 --> 00:41:27,694
No!
Yes. Shh.
633
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:32,531
It's only gonna cost
you $3,000.
634
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:34,158
$3,000?
635
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,368
$4,000.
You just said, $3,000.
636
00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:37,870
You just fucked up my window.
637
00:41:37,871 --> 00:41:39,455
You gave that dog to me.
638
00:41:39,456 --> 00:41:40,916
Cállate.
639
00:41:42,209 --> 00:41:46,504
You give me four grand
for the car, the window...
640
00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:48,756
and the garage and I'll throw
the dog in...
641
00:41:48,757 --> 00:41:53,385
because the story of the little
niña... touched my heart, bro.
642
00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,387
I don't have that kind of money.
643
00:41:55,388 --> 00:41:58,015
Then I'll fucking kill you.
644
00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,183
Then I can get it.
645
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:02,853
You got 24 hours, Holmes.
646
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:05,732
That's my dog, Spyder.
647
00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:24,250
Ah, Yuri, Venice's
local loan shark...
648
00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:25,876
and ruthless son of a bitch.
649
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,420
Everybody knows, he is the
last person...
650
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:29,755
you want to borrow money from.
651
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,424
He's also the last person
you want to see...
652
00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:33,968
on a beach wearing a bikini.
653
00:42:33,969 --> 00:42:34,969
I love this country.
654
00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:37,179
He only gives you
a day to pay him back.
655
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:39,682
I mean, what kind of person
borrows money from a guy...
656
00:42:39,683 --> 00:42:42,101
who only gives you a day
to pay him back?
657
00:42:42,102 --> 00:42:43,936
How's it going, Yuri?
Ugh.
658
00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:51,235
Eh, it takes patience. So, how
much money you looking for?
659
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:52,611
$5,000.
660
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:53,946
On the phone you said, $4,000.
661
00:42:53,947 --> 00:42:58,659
I figured if I ask for four,
I should probably ask for five.
662
00:42:58,660 --> 00:42:59,451
Right?
663
00:42:59,452 --> 00:43:02,705
So, how you figure on paying
this monies back?
664
00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:05,791
Yuri, it's me, Steve, you know
I'm good for it.
665
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:07,793
Whoa, oh, oh!
666
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:10,879
Wait, wait, wait.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
667
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:16,595
Huh! A Casio! I need this,
I'm awful with time.
668
00:43:17,137 --> 00:43:23,517
Listen, you ever heard of the,
uh, Belarus Bowtie?
669
00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:25,603
First you cut off the
testicles...
670
00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:29,440
then you shove them
down throat.
671
00:43:29,441 --> 00:43:31,692
Then you have incision here
and here.
672
00:43:31,693 --> 00:43:38,449
You pop the balls out
and it looks like a...
673
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:39,158
Bowtie?
674
00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:41,995
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very formal.
675
00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:45,664
Listen, Stevie, I like you,
you're funny.
676
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:52,796
I loan you money, but you pay me
back or you have scrotum bowtie.
677
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,549
"Ponimayu?"
678
00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:59,178
Da. Scrotum Bowtie.
679
00:43:59,179 --> 00:44:00,804
Mm-hm.
680
00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,765
Good luck.
Thank you.
681
00:44:02,766 --> 00:44:04,183
See you soon.
682
00:44:09,022 --> 00:44:09,688
So, Steve...
683
00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:11,982
I just got off the phone with my
brokers and it turns out...
684
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,193
that the Chinese group that's
interested in buying...
685
00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:17,363
my apartment complex is getting
a little skittish...
686
00:44:17,364 --> 00:44:18,739
about the graffiti situation.
687
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:22,117
Yeah... the graffiti situation
is getting skittishy.
688
00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:26,246
They're cutting their offer
by half, Steve.
689
00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:27,665
So, here's the thing, okay?
690
00:44:27,666 --> 00:44:29,875
You find this graffiti kid
in the next two days...
691
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:32,336
and you guarantee me no graffiti
through the end of escrow...
692
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:36,131
and I will sell you this house
for what I paid for it.
693
00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:37,675
That's really generous, Lew.
694
00:44:37,676 --> 00:44:38,550
Mm-hm, it is.
695
00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:41,136
Look, the way I see it, you're
probably looking at a loss...
696
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:44,640
of eight figures if I don't
find this guy.
697
00:44:44,641 --> 00:44:46,475
But if you don't want
my help, I understand.
698
00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:47,726
Okay--
I'm sure you--
699
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,770
Okay, okay, yeah, I get it,
okay.
700
00:44:49,771 --> 00:44:52,898
Find the guy and I'll give
you the fuckin' house!
701
00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:57,653
You see? Give, take, and
everybody's happy.
702
00:44:57,654 --> 00:45:02,992
I'm not happy. This is not
happy. Catch the fucker.
703
00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:16,422
Steve? Hi, it's John, sorry to
leave this on your voicemail...
704
00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:19,925
but I'm just looking at a
picture of one of the murals...
705
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:24,263
from Lew's building and, okay,
yes...
706
00:45:24,264 --> 00:45:28,642
I give the piece as a whole,
seven out of ten.
707
00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:31,562
The scrotum shading,
the veins...
708
00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:36,608
and it's like the whole thing
just follows you.
709
00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,110
So, here's what I'm gonna do.
710
00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:40,946
I'm gonna go to all
the local art galleries...
711
00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:42,448
show them the picture...
712
00:45:42,449 --> 00:45:45,492
just try to absorb as much
cock as I can.
713
00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:51,123
In, uh-- ocularly, through my
eyes, not--
714
00:45:51,124 --> 00:45:52,624
All right, well...
715
00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:56,962
I'm gonna go hop on this and
I'll check in with you later.
716
00:45:56,963 --> 00:46:00,341
Jesus, man, that was bad.
717
00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:13,812
Hey, uh... I'm wondering if I
can ask you about an artist.
718
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:15,272
Sure.
Okay.
719
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:19,568
Uh-- I gotta warn you,
it's a little racy.
720
00:46:19,569 --> 00:46:23,864
Ah, yes! Salvatore Lopez,
that's the artist.
721
00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:25,991
Salvatore Lopez, are you sure?
722
00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:27,201
I'm positive.
You sure?
723
00:46:27,202 --> 00:46:32,539
Yes. Look, you see how the
veins follow you?
724
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:34,291
Yes, I do.
725
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,167
It's him.
726
00:46:35,168 --> 00:46:38,170
And the, uh, scrotal shading,
it's--
727
00:46:38,171 --> 00:46:40,130
I mean, it's classic Salvatore.
Perfect.
728
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,715
Classic Salvatore?
Absolutely, yes.
729
00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:45,010
Classic Salvatore... where can
I find him?
730
00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:45,928
Hm, why?
731
00:46:45,929 --> 00:46:47,596
Just 'cause I'm a big fan...
732
00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:49,389
and I'm actually looking
to commission a mural.
733
00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:53,812
Okay, well, leave me your
number, I'll see what I can do.
734
00:46:56,356 --> 00:47:00,359
Hey, Spyder, got it, four grand.
735
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:04,072
Four grand. Where's my dog?
736
00:47:05,073 --> 00:47:08,450
Bad news, fucker. Your dog's
gone.
737
00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:10,661
Gone? How gone?
738
00:47:10,662 --> 00:47:12,955
All the way gone. Lupe, that
bitch, took him.
739
00:47:12,956 --> 00:47:14,706
What are you talking about.
You just took my money!
740
00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:17,209
Hey man, this was for the car,
the window and the garage.
741
00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:20,296
I was gonna throw the little
dog in for free.
742
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,882
You think I'm some kind of
fucking idiot!?
743
00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:27,011
Get me my dog or
I'm gonna go crazy!
744
00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:33,684
The dog's just gone, is that it!
745
00:47:33,685 --> 00:47:34,518
Hey, bro? Bro?
746
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:38,730
Don't think I don't have fucking
nice people in my house!
747
00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:39,773
You really are crazy.
748
00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:41,859
They've been to places that
you have never been to!
749
00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:42,860
I can see that, fucker.
750
00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:44,653
A lot of mental illness!
751
00:47:44,654 --> 00:47:46,154
Hey, that's Taylor's TV, bro.
752
00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:49,408
What about Taylor!
What about Taylor!
753
00:47:49,409 --> 00:47:52,245
Yo. That's your little niece's
TV, bro.
754
00:47:54,914 --> 00:47:57,125
Take a breath, bro.
755
00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:06,466
Listen, that bitch Lupe took
your dog, hm?
756
00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:08,927
And a briefcase filled
with my cocaine.
757
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:15,767
You find her, you get my shit,
I'll give you your money back.
758
00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:21,940
How about this? How about I find
your girl and your briefcase...
759
00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:27,863
full of cocaine and you pay me
triple the money.
760
00:48:27,864 --> 00:48:30,116
Psh!
761
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:34,912
Deal, fucker.
762
00:48:34,913 --> 00:48:37,623
But you better do it now, before
my drugs find a new distributor.
763
00:48:37,624 --> 00:48:38,206
I'll get right on it.
764
00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:43,129
Listen... wherever this bitch
is, your dog's there, too.
765
00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:49,384
What? She likes Knott's Berry
Farms, Holmes.
766
00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:52,804
Knott's Berry Farm's been closed
for a long time, hasn't it?
767
00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:53,639
No, it's still open.
768
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,308
That other bitch in that picture
is her other sister, Consuela...
769
00:48:56,309 --> 00:49:00,103
she sometimes hangs out at my
cousin's bar, La Patronca.
770
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,064
Got an address on that?
771
00:49:02,065 --> 00:49:04,316
Fuckin' Google it, Holmes.
772
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:07,444
I need you to run some
recon for me.
773
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:09,738
Okay, pal? The bar is
La Patronca...
774
00:49:09,739 --> 00:49:11,490
we're looking for a girl
named Consuela.
775
00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:12,991
We find out where's she's
staying...
776
00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:15,702
and that will lead us
to Lupe and the coke.
777
00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:18,957
And John, try not to stand out,
okay?
778
00:49:30,677 --> 00:49:37,433
Hector! Goddammit, what'd I tell
you, you're not a fucking DJ!
779
00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:48,485
Hey there, amigo. Uh, quite a
place you got here. Really nice.
780
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:49,528
Um... to start...
781
00:49:49,529 --> 00:49:53,115
I would like one of your finest
cervezas,por favor.
782
00:49:53,116 --> 00:49:59,998
I believe $2.00 should do it.
I don't want no gringo prices.
783
00:50:09,590 --> 00:50:11,551
Oh my.
784
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,637
Nice boots.
785
00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:19,225
Oh, thank you, thank you
so much.
786
00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:25,648
Ah, you can keep the change.
787
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:31,236
I'm also, uh-- I'm hoping
you know something...
788
00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:33,781
about this girl right here.
789
00:50:40,872 --> 00:50:41,872
Jesus.
790
00:50:41,873 --> 00:50:44,916
Why you asking? You a cop?
791
00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,001
No, no, I'm not a cop.
792
00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:50,131
No, no, no, I'm just a friend,
I'm just looking for her.
793
00:50:50,882 --> 00:50:53,551
She messing with you, too?
794
00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:55,677
No, not that I know of.
795
00:50:55,678 --> 00:51:00,224
No, it's nothing personal,
I just wanna talk to her.
796
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:04,270
Okay... just had to check.
797
00:51:05,271 --> 00:51:06,813
Her name's Consuela.
798
00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:09,566
She lives at the Hollywood
Premiere Motel...
799
00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:10,484
with her sister, Lupe.
800
00:51:10,485 --> 00:51:17,783
Oh, oh wow, okay, uh... great,
that was a lot easier...
801
00:51:17,784 --> 00:51:19,201
than I thought it would be.
802
00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:21,621
Thank you, uh, gracias.
803
00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:26,166
Oh, he spit that pit
on your floor.
804
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:31,004
Uh, you know what, that is
legitimately all I needed...
805
00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:32,172
to know, so-- all right...
806
00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:35,092
I'm gonna let you keep that and
thank you so much for your time.
807
00:51:35,093 --> 00:51:41,848
You can actually have the beer,
that's for you, my tip. Thanks.
808
00:51:41,849 --> 00:51:45,602
Be careful! She plays mind
games.
809
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:46,645
Okay.
810
00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:48,855
Takes hours to respond to texts.
811
00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:49,648
Oh, hello.
812
00:51:49,649 --> 00:51:53,485
One of the most annoying things
is that she'll make plans...
813
00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:55,112
and then cancel them, day of.
814
00:51:55,113 --> 00:51:58,073
She'll invite you over to watch
a movie and then...
815
00:51:58,074 --> 00:51:59,157
just wanna watch a movie!
816
00:51:59,158 --> 00:52:01,243
Uh... okay.
Oh, and she's a Capricorn.
817
00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:02,494
Okay, I really, I gotta get
going.
818
00:52:02,495 --> 00:52:08,667
Yo, if you find her, tell her
Rigaberto is thinking about her.
819
00:52:08,668 --> 00:52:13,380
I will. Good day, gentlemen.
820
00:52:13,381 --> 00:52:16,174
So, after my
stellar detective work...
821
00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:17,676
I pointed Steve in the
direction...
822
00:52:17,677 --> 00:52:19,177
of the Hollywood Premiere
Motel...
823
00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:21,764
where Consuela was known
to frequent.
824
00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:31,065
Damn! Oh my god.
825
00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:39,699
Hey, baby, I'm Mocha.
You looking for a date?
826
00:52:40,408 --> 00:52:43,118
I-- uh-- I don't think so.
827
00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:47,707
What-- you some kind of fag
or something, sweetie?
828
00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:50,668
No! What would-- how--
829
00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:56,174
Mocha, maybe you could help me.
830
00:52:57,550 --> 00:53:00,385
Have you seen this girl
right here?
831
00:53:00,386 --> 00:53:02,554
What kind of Annie Oakley
bullshit is that?
832
00:53:02,555 --> 00:53:06,141
Some kind of bullshit Knott's
Berry Farm picture.
833
00:53:06,142 --> 00:53:07,100
I don't know.
834
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:11,771
Well, that one's Lupe,
I've seen her.
835
00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:12,772
Room 216.
836
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:15,150
You didn't see a little dog,
too, did you?
837
00:53:15,151 --> 00:53:17,569
Oh, that dog's got some
bowel problems.
838
00:53:17,570 --> 00:53:18,987
He doesn't have any bowel
problems--
839
00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:20,530
Well, he shits fuckin'
everywhere!
840
00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:23,284
It's a nervous disorder.
Whatever.
841
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:28,914
Now, if you change your mind...
Mocha will turn you out.
842
00:53:28,915 --> 00:53:30,248
I will noodle on that.
843
00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:33,460
Oh, I'm gonna noodle on you.
Trust me.
844
00:53:33,461 --> 00:53:36,422
You cute.
845
00:53:36,923 --> 00:53:39,424
Okay, so, it is 8:36 p.m.
846
00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:43,845
I've got my stakeout provisions
acquired...
847
00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:46,973
I am headed to the lookout
spot right now.
848
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:49,935
Time to kick the tires
and light the fire.
849
00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:50,810
Hey.
Hey.
850
00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:52,229
John, right?
Yeah, hi--
851
00:53:52,230 --> 00:53:54,522
Hi.
I'm John, my name's John. Hello.
852
00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:57,734
I know, we've met.
I just said your name.
853
00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,778
Yeah, I'm sorry, I remember you,
I'm just, uh--
854
00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:01,738
I'm not used to
people remembering me.
855
00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:03,949
Well, how could I forget a guy
who followed me...
856
00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:04,783
down a dark alley?
857
00:54:04,784 --> 00:54:08,203
I should have finished the job,
killed you there.
858
00:54:08,204 --> 00:54:09,913
Sorry, I wouldn't kill you.
859
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:13,541
By the way, were you just
talking to yourself?
860
00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:18,463
Yeah-- no-- no, I was talking
into my phone here.
861
00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:20,674
I take field notes.
Cool.
862
00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:21,258
Yeah.
863
00:54:21,259 --> 00:54:23,969
So, are you following
someone tonight?
864
00:54:23,970 --> 00:54:28,431
Uh... actually, yes.
865
00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:30,183
I probably shouldn't be
mentioning this...
866
00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:33,687
but, yeah, I got a pretty sweet
case going on.
867
00:54:33,688 --> 00:54:37,857
I'm following a graffiti artist
by the name of Salvatore Lopez.
868
00:54:37,858 --> 00:54:38,775
Salvatore Lopez?
869
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:40,819
Could be "Salvatoré",
I don't really know.
870
00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:42,988
I love him.
871
00:54:42,989 --> 00:54:44,197
You do? You know him?
872
00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:48,159
Yeah, of course, he's like
the Banksy of Venice.
873
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:48,660
Right.
874
00:54:48,661 --> 00:54:50,787
I would love to see what
he looks like.
875
00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:52,122
You and me both.
876
00:54:52,123 --> 00:54:55,668
Do you want some company?
877
00:54:56,836 --> 00:55:00,213
Yes, but you know it's just--
878
00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:03,091
I mean, it's a stakeout,
it's sitting in a car.
879
00:55:03,092 --> 00:55:05,218
I don't mind.
880
00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:11,683
Okay. You have a very low bar
for a fun evening.
881
00:55:11,684 --> 00:55:12,851
Okay, my turn.
882
00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:16,021
Fuck, marry, kill,
Ellen DeGeneres...
883
00:55:16,022 --> 00:55:17,647
Oprah or Kelly Ripa?
884
00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:23,236
Okay, uh, well, I'd fuck Oprah,
because she's beautiful.
885
00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:29,534
She's a national treasure and if
I do it right, I'll get a car!
886
00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:30,702
Look under your seats!
887
00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:32,829
Then I guess I'd marry Ellen--
Mm-hm.
888
00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,205
Just because of the sense
of humor...
889
00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:35,457
you gotta want that in a wife.
890
00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:39,669
And she's got an endless supply
of sneakers and suits.
891
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:40,628
That's true.
892
00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:42,213
And will dance the day away.
893
00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:47,594
And then, I guess, I'd have to
kill Kelly. Sweet, sweet Ripa.
894
00:55:47,595 --> 00:55:51,890
Only because, that's the nature
of the game...
895
00:55:51,891 --> 00:55:53,016
and someone's gotta die.
Hm.
896
00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:54,351
It would probably scar me
for life...
897
00:55:54,352 --> 00:55:57,354
it would ruin my marriage,
with Ellen, so--
898
00:55:57,355 --> 00:55:59,732
That's fair.
899
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:05,070
It's so crazy to me that you,
uh...
900
00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:07,906
that you know Salvatore
Lopez, that's--
901
00:56:07,907 --> 00:56:11,409
Yeah, he's great, I mean, I love
the way he combines...
902
00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:16,081
the Japanese theory of Shuko
with a street-style aesthetic.
903
00:56:16,082 --> 00:56:17,082
Yes, yes.
904
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:21,628
Plus, his intimate knowledge
with the male anatomy.
905
00:56:21,629 --> 00:56:22,545
It's very sensual.
906
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:24,924
And the way the veins follow
your eyes.
907
00:56:25,424 --> 00:56:26,091
Yeah, yeah.
908
00:56:26,092 --> 00:56:29,303
And the scrotal shading. Shut up.
909
00:56:31,931 --> 00:56:36,018
You know, you're kind of cute.
910
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:40,563
Well, I've been told I'm a bit
of a young Roger Daltrey...
911
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:43,609
if he spent a lot of time
with computers.
912
00:56:57,415 --> 00:57:00,250
Oh, John...
913
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:02,920
Oh, Nola...
914
00:57:25,484 --> 00:57:27,819
Ooh, it's my little noodle.
915
00:57:27,820 --> 00:57:30,321
Hey. Mm-mm. Ladies.
916
00:57:30,322 --> 00:57:33,284
I like watching you walk away.
917
00:58:11,030 --> 00:58:16,618
Buddy! Aw, man, come on.
There you go.
918
00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:17,410
Did you miss me?
919
00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:22,291
Aw, come here, pal...
take a little rest.
920
00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:29,047
What do you think you're doing
in my girl Lupe's room?
921
00:58:29,048 --> 00:58:32,384
Dog walker... they didn't
tell you?
922
00:58:32,885 --> 00:58:36,764
You don't look like no dog
walker to me.
923
00:58:36,972 --> 00:58:39,099
Really?
924
00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:43,854
That's all you got, baby?
925
00:58:48,776 --> 00:58:51,361
See, I came to this town
with a dream...
926
00:58:51,362 --> 00:58:55,241
make-up artist to all the
stars and shit.
927
00:58:56,492 --> 00:58:59,577
Then I got side-tracked
when I met Henry.
928
00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:01,788
He was sweet as molasses.
929
00:59:01,789 --> 00:59:05,626
He took good care of me.
Loved me for what I was.
930
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,463
Good man like that's
hard to find.
931
00:59:10,464 --> 00:59:12,716
Don't I know it, girl.
932
00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:16,094
What happened to him?
933
00:59:16,095 --> 00:59:18,389
Oh, I killed him.
934
00:59:20,641 --> 00:59:23,476
There... what do you think,
sugar?
935
00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:26,104
I feel really special.
936
00:59:26,105 --> 00:59:28,274
Yeah, I knew you would.
937
00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:35,405
Whew! You know what I think
is next?
938
00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:37,533
A ride home?
939
00:59:40,828 --> 00:59:44,206
We gonna have to give you
a shave, baby.
940
00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:47,792
I'll be right back.
941
00:59:47,793 --> 00:59:52,505
Come on, sweetness, let's move
little doggie to the bathroom...
942
00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:56,093
before it shits all
over the bed.
943
01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:10,732
Gonna have some fun...
mm-mm-mm.
944
01:00:10,733 --> 01:00:12,108
Now, don't be wiggling
around on me...
945
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:17,740
'cause I'd hate to cut off what
little you got down there, baby.
946
01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:28,916
Here you go, Buddy. Here boy,
here you go, pal, come here.
947
01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:31,669
Come on, let's go. Here we go.
948
01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:34,882
Get your ass back here now!
949
01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:37,635
You broke my nose!
950
01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:39,093
Oh!
951
01:00:39,094 --> 01:00:42,347
Girls!
952
01:00:42,348 --> 01:00:45,266
Run, Buddy, I'll find you!
953
01:00:45,267 --> 01:00:46,602
Get him!
954
01:00:46,935 --> 01:00:51,482
Bitch, come back here!
Come back here, motherfucker!
955
01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:54,401
Let's get him!
956
01:00:57,029 --> 01:00:58,864
Get that motherfucker!
957
01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:09,791
Come on, girls!
Let's get him! Get him!
958
01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:13,128
We're gonna kick your ass!
Open that car!
959
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:15,713
Get out of that car right now!
960
01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:27,685
He was kinda cute.
961
01:01:40,239 --> 01:01:41,572
Hey.
962
01:01:41,573 --> 01:01:43,074
Hello.
963
01:01:43,075 --> 01:01:44,575
Hey, fellas, how you doing?
964
01:01:44,576 --> 01:01:47,245
You borrow money,
you pay money back.
965
01:01:47,246 --> 01:01:48,913
Yeah, of course I do.
So?
966
01:01:48,914 --> 01:01:52,751
You gave me a week.
No, it's a day.
967
01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:56,504
Yeah, but it's a week though,
right?
968
01:01:56,505 --> 01:01:58,589
It's always a day.
969
01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:00,049
It's one day, no?
970
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,592
It's always been a day.
971
01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:03,678
Mm... nice lipstick.
972
01:02:03,679 --> 01:02:07,140
Oh yeah, it's my girlfriend's
lipstick.
973
01:02:07,141 --> 01:02:10,685
Brings out the color
in your eyes.
974
01:02:10,686 --> 01:02:13,104
So, a day?
One day.
975
01:02:13,105 --> 01:02:14,481
All right.
976
01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:19,987
Remind him of the due date,
huh?
977
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,909
I'm pretty sure that's you,
Lew...
978
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:29,120
I just don't know what
happened to you.
979
01:02:29,121 --> 01:02:30,621
I'm running out of time, okay?
980
01:02:30,622 --> 01:02:32,999
The Chinese are coming to visit
the building tomorrow.
981
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,293
It's a Lucha Libre wrestler...
982
01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:39,172
and I think he's tea-bagging
you, Lew.
983
01:02:39,173 --> 01:02:41,048
I'm gonna lose the sale, okay?
984
01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:43,342
Everything I worked for,
for fuck's sake!
985
01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:44,969
You said you were gonna take
care of this!
986
01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:46,304
All right, I got it, I got it--
987
01:02:46,305 --> 01:02:47,388
Okay?
I'll take care of it.
988
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:48,931
All right?
Jesus Christ.
989
01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:49,682
Jesus Christ.
990
01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:55,396
Hey, Lew, you think you could--
loan me $5,000?
991
01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:58,441
You want me to lend you--
fuck you!
992
01:02:58,442 --> 01:02:59,776
Steve!
993
01:02:59,777 --> 01:03:01,277
And what happened to you?
994
01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:04,030
You were supposed to take care
of this.
995
01:03:04,031 --> 01:03:09,536
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry,
I got, uh... distracted.
996
01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:13,414
Just go find the graffiti
artist.
997
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:15,333
It's very creative.
998
01:03:15,334 --> 01:03:19,630
I've never even imagined
tea-bagging someone like that.
999
01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:22,673
I'll--
1000
01:03:26,178 --> 01:03:29,430
♪ Something about you
just turns me on ♪
1001
01:03:29,431 --> 01:03:31,933
♪ I'm like a light switch
baby ♪
1002
01:03:31,934 --> 01:03:34,644
♪ Yeah you really turn me on ♪
1003
01:03:34,645 --> 01:03:38,231
♪ No one around gets
on with it ♪
1004
01:03:38,232 --> 01:03:43,027
♪ Whatever happened to the
person that you used to be ♪
1005
01:03:43,028 --> 01:03:46,364
♪ Just say yes yes no ♪
1006
01:03:46,365 --> 01:03:47,448
Hey, Dave.
1007
01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:51,869
You're drinking alone
and the sun's still up.
1008
01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:54,914
I've been evicted from my
own house.
1009
01:03:54,915 --> 01:03:56,999
Ah, I'm sorry to hear that.
1010
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,585
You know I'm there for you.
1011
01:03:59,586 --> 01:04:00,711
I know.
1012
01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:03,756
Promise me that you'll let
me be there.
1013
01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:09,012
Fine. I'll let you be there.
1014
01:04:12,808 --> 01:04:17,270
Listen, I count on you to be
the ballast in my life.
1015
01:04:17,271 --> 01:04:20,857
I need you to turn this
thing around.
1016
01:04:20,858 --> 01:04:23,818
I'm there for you.
1017
01:04:23,819 --> 01:04:26,904
So, about that five grand
plus interest I need...
1018
01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:29,283
so Yuri doesn't kill me.
1019
01:04:33,245 --> 01:04:37,999
From the closing sale
at the shop.
1020
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:38,749
Oh, wow.
1021
01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:41,419
Me dinero es su dinero.
1022
01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:44,380
Thanks, man. Thank you.
1023
01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:47,466
Really, thank you.
1024
01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:49,927
So, you are learning to let go?
1025
01:04:49,928 --> 01:04:53,015
I'm letting go, all right.
1026
01:04:53,307 --> 01:04:57,644
Here... crash at my place.
1027
01:04:57,936 --> 01:05:00,647
Yeah. Thanks.
1028
01:05:07,446 --> 01:05:09,280
Hey, Yuri.
1029
01:05:09,281 --> 01:05:10,615
Hey.
1030
01:05:10,616 --> 01:05:13,492
Thank you very much,
very much.
1031
01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:14,493
You're welcome.
1032
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:16,662
You're a man of your word, da?
1033
01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:18,122
You, too. I appreciate it.
1034
01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:22,960
Listen, don't borrow any money
from me, huh?
1035
01:05:22,961 --> 01:05:24,503
It's dangerous.
1036
01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:25,796
Right.
Thank you.
1037
01:05:25,797 --> 01:05:28,674
All right, thanks again.
Come on, ladies.
1038
01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:35,932
Hey, Steve? Hey, hold on.
1039
01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:40,478
Hold on. Wait for it.
Yes, I got him!
1040
01:05:40,479 --> 01:05:42,188
I got Salvatore.
1041
01:05:42,189 --> 01:05:42,939
What?
1042
01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:44,523
Yeah, I was looking right
at him.
1043
01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:45,608
Uh-- and-- just--
1044
01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:49,987
I don't know if this changes
anything, but he's not Latino.
1045
01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:52,782
Well, 'cause Salvatore Lopez,
right?
1046
01:05:52,783 --> 01:05:54,659
But he's not, he's black.
1047
01:05:54,660 --> 01:05:56,327
All right, I'll see you
in a little bit.
1048
01:05:56,328 --> 01:05:57,787
That doesn't make me
a racist...
1049
01:05:57,788 --> 01:06:01,874
I just thought you might--
I'll be here.
1050
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,710
Jesus.
1051
01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:20,017
You must be Salvatore.Yeah.
1052
01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:21,185
So?
1053
01:06:21,186 --> 01:06:24,855
How much does this one go for?
1054
01:06:24,856 --> 01:06:25,648
$10,000.
1055
01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:28,275
I'll tell you what, I'll give
you five dollars for this...
1056
01:06:28,276 --> 01:06:31,028
and keep you from going to jail.
1057
01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:31,612
Jail?
1058
01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:33,864
Man, I think you should
get the fuck out of here.
1059
01:06:33,865 --> 01:06:35,826
What's that? What's that?
1060
01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:39,287
Hold still, jerkoff.
1061
01:06:39,705 --> 01:06:42,039
You painted the top
of my head blue.
1062
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:42,957
You remember?
1063
01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:46,086
Now you're gonna tell me
everything you know.
1064
01:06:51,425 --> 01:06:55,971
Hey, fuck you, man.
This paint don't come off.
1065
01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:04,061
What-- what-- what'd you
write on his face?
1066
01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:05,563
Or did you just stomp him?
1067
01:07:05,564 --> 01:07:08,399
Dude, what is with you
and all the violence?
1068
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,067
Aw, shit.
1069
01:07:10,068 --> 01:07:12,445
Hey, look who it is.
1070
01:07:12,446 --> 01:07:14,488
What's up, cholos?
1071
01:07:14,489 --> 01:07:16,574
Where's my shit?
1072
01:07:16,575 --> 01:07:17,825
Yeah, where's his shit?
1073
01:07:17,826 --> 01:07:21,162
Dude, I'm standing right here.
1074
01:07:21,163 --> 01:07:22,580
I can hear every word he says.
1075
01:07:22,581 --> 01:07:23,706
Shut the fuck up!
Hey, hey...
1076
01:07:23,707 --> 01:07:25,624
don't talk to him like that--
You shut the fuck up!
1077
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,084
I'm cool, I'm cool.
We're all good.
1078
01:07:27,085 --> 01:07:29,253
You and your dog's time
is running out.
1079
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:30,963
You didn't find Lupe yet,
did you?
1080
01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:33,090
You're the one that's supposed
to be looking.
1081
01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:34,425
I want my shit back!
1082
01:07:34,426 --> 01:07:36,552
I want my dog back.
1083
01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:39,430
Whoa, jeez. Great.
1084
01:07:39,431 --> 01:07:42,558
You got 24 hours, Holmes.
1085
01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:44,518
I'm gonna come find you.
1086
01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:45,352
Have fun.
1087
01:07:45,353 --> 01:07:48,647
You probably don't care but,
um-- you're saying, "24"...
1088
01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:51,817
but your hands are actually
saying, "42."
1089
01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:54,570
I know when I do my gang
gestures...
1090
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:55,821
I like to practice
in the mirror.
1091
01:07:55,822 --> 01:08:00,494
See this watch? This watch is
shit. Fuck your watch!
1092
01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:09,711
What's the matter with you?
1093
01:08:25,519 --> 01:08:28,813
You might want to get out
of the house once in a while.
1094
01:08:28,814 --> 01:08:30,648
I know.
1095
01:08:30,649 --> 01:08:31,649
What are you doing?
1096
01:08:31,650 --> 01:08:34,777
I gotta go steal back some drugs
for these gang guys...
1097
01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:35,778
so I can get my dog back.
1098
01:08:35,779 --> 01:08:39,657
But first I gotta go shake up
these real estate assholes.
1099
01:08:39,658 --> 01:08:42,159
Cool.
1100
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,494
Wanna come?
1101
01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:44,620
Yeah!
1102
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,038
Sounds like fun.
1103
01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:48,083
Could be dangerous.
1104
01:08:49,209 --> 01:08:51,001
Maybe I'll die.
1105
01:08:57,676 --> 01:09:00,386
Hi, we're here to see
Mr. Carter.
1106
01:09:00,387 --> 01:09:01,470
Do you have an appointment?
1107
01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:06,350
No, just tell him we represent
Lew the Jew.
1108
01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:07,518
Lew the Jew?
1109
01:09:07,519 --> 01:09:10,604
Lew the Jew. Hurry up.
1110
01:09:10,605 --> 01:09:12,858
Just a moment.
1111
01:09:13,859 --> 01:09:15,568
Hurry up?
1112
01:09:15,569 --> 01:09:16,819
No more patience.
1113
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:19,697
Have a mint.
1114
01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:21,949
How can I help you, gentlemen?
1115
01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:24,786
You are so fucked.
1116
01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,414
I'm sorry, excuse me?
1117
01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:31,208
This about money?
It's always about money.
1118
01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:34,545
It's Lew the Jew,
come on, you need a few bucks?
1119
01:09:34,546 --> 01:09:36,213
No, don't need money.
1120
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:38,924
But here is the deal we are
gonna make you.
1121
01:09:38,925 --> 01:09:42,553
You are gonna make Lew the Jew
a very generous offer...
1122
01:09:42,554 --> 01:09:46,098
for all the shit that you've
done to his apartment building.
1123
01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:48,309
We were thinking $22 million.
1124
01:09:48,310 --> 01:09:50,769
22-- $22 million?
1125
01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:56,108
And you are gonna give Dave
here a brand new condo.
1126
01:09:56,109 --> 01:09:59,236
One bedroom and a den.
1127
01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:01,280
Right on the beach, for free.
1128
01:10:01,281 --> 01:10:05,576
Okay, this, uh... is a moment
for me to call the police.
1129
01:10:05,577 --> 01:10:06,327
Excuse me.
1130
01:10:06,328 --> 01:10:08,412
Oh, good, well, you can show
them this...
1131
01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:12,416
because right there,
that is a signed--
1132
01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:13,125
Notarized.
1133
01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:16,462
Sworn affidavit by
a Salvatore Lopez...
1134
01:10:16,463 --> 01:10:19,840
the graffiti artist that
you hired to paint all over...
1135
01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:22,843
Lew the Jew's buildings,
so the Chinese would drop...
1136
01:10:22,844 --> 01:10:25,429
their offer and you could buy
for less.
1137
01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:26,305
So, we have a deal, right?
1138
01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:31,686
Or am I gonna have to put your
head through that fucking wall?
1139
01:10:35,982 --> 01:10:39,985
There, there you go, fellas.
You have a good day, all right?
1140
01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:41,696
Bye, bye.
1141
01:11:02,300 --> 01:11:03,259
You're short.
1142
01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:04,760
What?
You're short.
1143
01:11:04,761 --> 01:11:08,431
That's all Prince gave me
for that stuff.
1144
01:11:09,557 --> 01:11:11,600
I swear.
1145
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:15,021
Oscar, I would never
lie to you.
1146
01:11:18,817 --> 01:11:24,406
I gotta get back to Spyder's
before he suspects anything.
1147
01:11:26,700 --> 01:11:30,412
What happens if Spyder
finds out?
1148
01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:33,206
Fuck Spyder.
1149
01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:38,669
Where are you taking my dog?
I found him out back.
1150
01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:40,879
He's my dog now.
1151
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:41,588
What?
1152
01:11:41,589 --> 01:11:43,590
Just stay here.
1153
01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:45,885
Pinche loco.
1154
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:54,977
Time to go.
1155
01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:59,273
Fuck Oscar and fuck Spyder.
1156
01:12:09,409 --> 01:12:12,786
Bonus! What gives?
1157
01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:17,208
Some "just in case" stuff.
I guess.
1158
01:12:19,336 --> 01:12:21,879
Wow, where'd you get this?
Some drug lord?
1159
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:25,424
Nah. You remember Dana Kaminski?
1160
01:12:25,425 --> 01:12:26,175
Yeah.
1161
01:12:26,176 --> 01:12:28,260
Well, her old man was a cop.
1162
01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:29,428
Sweet.
1163
01:12:29,429 --> 01:12:30,888
Grenade?
Yeah.
1164
01:12:30,889 --> 01:12:33,308
Cool.
Thank you.
1165
01:12:34,059 --> 01:12:36,226
Knuckle duster?
Yep.
1166
01:12:36,227 --> 01:12:39,647
Ninja throwing star?
Yeah.
1167
01:12:40,065 --> 01:12:41,273
You sure you want to do this?
1168
01:12:41,274 --> 01:12:45,069
What else have I got to do?
I'm with you.
1169
01:12:45,070 --> 01:12:48,907
To the hounds. Nice.
1170
01:13:19,104 --> 01:13:20,479
You got a flat tire.
1171
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:21,647
What?
1172
01:13:21,648 --> 01:13:23,482
Are you kidding me?
1173
01:13:23,483 --> 01:13:25,150
Well, fix the fucking thing.
1174
01:13:25,151 --> 01:13:27,820
Gigi don't fix no tires.
1175
01:13:27,821 --> 01:13:28,321
Shit.
1176
01:13:28,322 --> 01:13:32,408
Fix the fucking thing
or we're gonna be late.
1177
01:13:32,409 --> 01:13:36,078
Fine.
Hurry up, okay?
1178
01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:37,329
Hurry up. Bitch.
1179
01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:40,667
- What?
- You heard me.
1180
01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:49,384
Awesome.
1181
01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:53,388
What the hell's taking so long,
girl?
1182
01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:59,185
I'll take that.
Okay.
1183
01:14:00,228 --> 01:14:01,812
Where's my dog?
1184
01:14:01,813 --> 01:14:04,398
Spyder has him.
1185
01:14:04,399 --> 01:14:06,359
I swear.
1186
01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:09,153
Hi, I'm Dave.
1187
01:14:09,154 --> 01:14:11,738
I just electrocuted the shit
out of your friend.
1188
01:14:11,739 --> 01:14:13,490
He's taking a little nap
in the trunk.
1189
01:14:13,491 --> 01:14:16,952
I want you to try these
bracelets on.
1190
01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:19,622
They're free.
1191
01:14:27,589 --> 01:14:29,548
Where's the rest of the coke?
1192
01:14:29,549 --> 01:14:30,716
That's all there was.
1193
01:14:30,717 --> 01:14:35,679
Ooh, a shot to the knee cap,
that's-- that's gonna hurt.
1194
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,055
Okay, okay, okay, okay...
1195
01:14:37,056 --> 01:14:40,559
I sold it to this guy,
black dude, Prince.
1196
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,811
Where can I find him?
1197
01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:47,650
He's always at this bar
called Bird Cage.
1198
01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:54,615
You're very cute.
1199
01:14:54,616 --> 01:14:57,075
Where are you going?
You can't leave me here!
1200
01:14:57,076 --> 01:15:01,246
Oh, don't worry, we're gonna
call the 9-1-1 for you...
1201
01:15:01,247 --> 01:15:03,040
as soon as we scamper off.
1202
01:15:03,041 --> 01:15:05,167
Enjoy prison.
1203
01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:07,377
What?Pinches gringos!
1204
01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:08,795
Hey!
1205
01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:10,547
♪ We all hit the black light
certified Gs ♪
1206
01:15:10,548 --> 01:15:12,841
♪ If you see me in the club
all drinks is on me ♪
1207
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:17,305
♪ That's the way it is
that's the way it's gotta be ♪
1208
01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:18,889
Okay, you ready?
1209
01:15:18,890 --> 01:15:22,226
I've got a boner for the first
time in a year.
1210
01:15:22,227 --> 01:15:27,982
I have no real response
to that statement.
1211
01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:31,401
Hey, man, how you doing?
1212
01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:32,402
Fuck you.
1213
01:15:32,403 --> 01:15:34,029
Is there a cover?
1214
01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:35,322
Fuck you.
1215
01:15:35,323 --> 01:15:37,574
Prince is expecting us.
1216
01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:39,243
What's in the case?
1217
01:15:39,244 --> 01:15:42,997
A lot of money to buy cocaine.
1218
01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:47,626
I was planning on using that
later.
1219
01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:50,045
Is there a back door
to this place?
1220
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:52,674
Man, fuck you.
1221
01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:55,926
Thanks very much.
You're really good.
1222
01:15:55,927 --> 01:15:56,969
Fuck you.
1223
01:15:56,970 --> 01:15:59,179
♪ You want some and I ain't
even sweatin'you ♪
1224
01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:01,890
♪ Your body gettin' warm
but you're extra cool ♪
1225
01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,768
♪ The total path let me show
you what this gangster do ♪
1226
01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:06,562
♪ I got your body all the
motion ♪
1227
01:16:06,563 --> 01:16:08,730
♪ Tryin' to catch the groove
I've got you grindin' ♪
1228
01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:11,734
♪ To the rhythm
'cause you know it's cool ♪
1229
01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:14,361
Manhattan, neat,
1230
01:16:14,362 --> 01:16:16,364
Vodka tonic.
1231
01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:20,994
Do you need me to walk you
through that?
1232
01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:24,121
Whoa... not so fast.
1233
01:16:24,122 --> 01:16:29,419
We're here to see Prince.
Spyder sent us.
1234
01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:35,300
Spyder? But Oscar
sent some girl over yesterday.
1235
01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:38,511
Hang on.
1236
01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:45,684
He said they'd see you, but they
hope you know what you're doing.
1237
01:16:45,685 --> 01:16:48,437
It's that door down at the end
of the hall.
1238
01:16:48,438 --> 01:16:50,023
Thanks.
1239
01:16:52,275 --> 01:16:54,776
♪ Shake that ass girl
Show me how you work it ♪
1240
01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:57,029
Prince is a
modern-day entrepreneur...
1241
01:16:57,030 --> 01:17:00,699
money laundering,
prostitution, drug dealing...
1242
01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:02,159
what doesn't this guy do?
1243
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:05,371
These two look the fuck
out of place.
1244
01:17:07,999 --> 01:17:09,876
What the hell are these cats--
1245
01:17:11,002 --> 01:17:14,588
Yo, yo, yo, who the fuck
are you?
1246
01:17:14,589 --> 01:17:15,756
I'm Steve.
1247
01:17:15,757 --> 01:17:16,506
I'm Dave.
1248
01:17:16,507 --> 01:17:17,507
Okay, okay, first thing...
1249
01:17:17,508 --> 01:17:19,259
you gotta give me the card
for that DJ, man.
1250
01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:21,303
He is playing some
great music out there.
1251
01:17:21,304 --> 01:17:25,349
Came here to talk to me
about the motherfucking DJ?
1252
01:17:25,350 --> 01:17:26,350
You a crazy motherfucker.
1253
01:17:26,351 --> 01:17:30,020
All right, well, so enough
with the talking and shit...
1254
01:17:30,021 --> 01:17:30,854
open the case.
1255
01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:33,190
Yeah, just show me the stuff.
1256
01:17:33,191 --> 01:17:34,316
Uh, just open the case.
1257
01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:36,401
Show me the stuff.
Just open the case.
1258
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,903
Show us the stuff.
Open the case.
1259
01:17:37,904 --> 01:17:38,904
Show us the fucking stuff!
1260
01:17:38,905 --> 01:17:40,822
Motherfucker, open the
motherfucking case.
1261
01:17:40,823 --> 01:17:42,199
Show us the motherfucking
stuff!
1262
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,450
Open the motherfucking case,
Steve!
1263
01:17:43,451 --> 01:17:46,746
What are-- what are you doing?
Kill these motherfuckers.
1264
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:49,749
Shit!
1265
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:53,293
Now the thing you need to do
is sit there real quiet...
1266
01:17:53,294 --> 01:17:54,211
and just sit back.
1267
01:17:54,212 --> 01:17:56,046
I'm just gonna hold this up
to your neck.
1268
01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:57,130
Okay, be very cool.
1269
01:17:57,131 --> 01:18:00,635
We're gonna stand up, you ready?
Come on.
1270
01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:03,053
Shit just got real.
1271
01:18:03,054 --> 01:18:05,430
You, put your gun down,
put your gun down.
1272
01:18:05,431 --> 01:18:11,062
Take that cocaine, put it
in our case and shut it.
1273
01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:17,443
Tick, tick, tick, tick.
1274
01:18:19,070 --> 01:18:20,570
Oh, here we go, nice and easy.
1275
01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:24,616
Nice and easy, watch your step.
You're in control, boss.
1276
01:18:24,617 --> 01:18:25,742
Fuck you.
1277
01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:26,952
Dave, you got this?
1278
01:18:26,953 --> 01:18:27,786
I got it.
1279
01:18:27,787 --> 01:18:33,042
Good, easy, don't move, don't
fucking move, you hear me?
1280
01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:38,004
It was nice meeting you,
all of you!
1281
01:18:38,005 --> 01:18:40,173
Hold on to this.
1282
01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:43,428
Oh, shit! Oh! Oh, shit!
1283
01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:52,437
Oh, fuck.
1284
01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:05,782
The fuck y'all running to?
1285
01:19:05,783 --> 01:19:09,619
You motherfuckers fired!
All of y'all are fired.
1286
01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:15,209
♪ Surf and I surf for all
my days ♪
1287
01:19:15,752 --> 01:19:17,252
That's right,
it's the Muffin Man.
1288
01:19:17,253 --> 01:19:18,879
You find that cocaine?
1289
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,756
Just put Spyder on the phone!
Go fuck yourself!
1290
01:19:20,757 --> 01:19:22,966
No, I will not go
fuck myself, Oscar.
1291
01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:25,302
Just tell Spyder that I got
his coke...
1292
01:19:25,303 --> 01:19:27,262
and I want my dog and my money,
all right?
1293
01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:32,142
So I'll be over there tonight.
All right, goodbye.
1294
01:19:32,143 --> 01:19:33,477
Well, that was easy.
1295
01:19:33,478 --> 01:19:36,980
Yeah, easy getting in,
not so easy getting out.
1296
01:19:36,981 --> 01:19:38,940
It sure smells like a set-up.
1297
01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:40,150
You got a plan?
1298
01:19:40,151 --> 01:19:42,611
Of course, I got a plan.
1299
01:19:42,612 --> 01:19:44,654
You see what's happening here,
don't you?
1300
01:19:44,655 --> 01:19:48,533
For the first time in your life,
Katey and Taylor...
1301
01:19:48,534 --> 01:19:52,996
you're putting them and their
needs before your own.
1302
01:19:52,997 --> 01:19:56,500
Now me, I'm doing the totally
opposite thing.
1303
01:19:56,501 --> 01:19:59,336
I'm putting my needs
before anyone else's...
1304
01:19:59,337 --> 01:20:01,506
for the first time in my life.
1305
01:20:02,548 --> 01:20:07,637
I've become you, and you've
become me.
1306
01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:10,180
It's a little right on the nose,
isn't it, Dave?
1307
01:20:10,181 --> 01:20:12,682
Sure, but I didn't have much
time with it.
1308
01:20:14,644 --> 01:20:17,521
Great news! Jesus!
It's me, it's okay.
1309
01:20:17,522 --> 01:20:19,189
What the fuck are you doing
here, John?
1310
01:20:19,190 --> 01:20:23,861
Oh, uh, I have something
for you guys.
1311
01:20:25,029 --> 01:20:27,364
Hi, guys.
1312
01:20:27,365 --> 01:20:29,533
Fellas, you're a day early...
1313
01:20:29,534 --> 01:20:32,744
the luau has been changed
'til tomorrow.
1314
01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:33,537
Fuck you!
1315
01:20:33,538 --> 01:20:35,622
Hey, Manu? Just-- please.
1316
01:20:35,623 --> 01:20:36,873
Sorry.
Okay?
1317
01:20:36,874 --> 01:20:38,918
Sorry.
It's okay.
1318
01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:44,047
Listen, we are here to apologize
to you, Steve...
1319
01:20:44,048 --> 01:20:46,007
for kicking the shit out of you.
1320
01:20:46,008 --> 01:20:48,553
Yeah, little dude says we
should.
1321
01:20:48,970 --> 01:20:52,305
Why are you listening to the
little dude?
1322
01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:55,268
He's dating our sister.
1323
01:20:57,228 --> 01:20:59,062
How many sisters do you have?
1324
01:20:59,063 --> 01:21:01,273
Only one.
1325
01:21:01,274 --> 01:21:05,902
Yeah, yeah, it just happened,
just crazy chemistry...
1326
01:21:05,903 --> 01:21:06,987
just right off the bat.
1327
01:21:06,988 --> 01:21:12,284
Just very-- very heated, in a
respectable way, just modest--
1328
01:21:12,285 --> 01:21:14,077
modests, hot modests.
1329
01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:16,913
Why didn't you just beat
the shit out of him?
1330
01:21:16,914 --> 01:21:18,582
Momma likes him.
1331
01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:19,374
You met Nola's mom?
1332
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:24,254
Yeah, yeah, uh, just yesterday,
actually... a very lovely lunch.
1333
01:21:24,255 --> 01:21:26,423
Joan... is a wonderful cook.
1334
01:21:26,424 --> 01:21:33,222
And it turns out, we both have a
passion for vintage cinema, so--
1335
01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:37,976
So we're all good here?
1336
01:21:37,977 --> 01:21:40,186
Yeah, we're cool.
1337
01:21:40,187 --> 01:21:40,770
And?
1338
01:21:40,771 --> 01:21:46,443
Oh, we owe you, Steve, and if
there's anything you need...
1339
01:21:46,444 --> 01:21:48,571
you could come see us.
1340
01:21:49,196 --> 01:21:51,948
What are you guys doing
right now?
1341
01:21:51,949 --> 01:21:53,909
I know
I'm in the minority here...
1342
01:21:53,910 --> 01:21:55,201
but I don't love gun battles...
1343
01:21:55,202 --> 01:21:57,412
at creepy, drug-cartel trap
houses.
1344
01:21:57,413 --> 01:21:59,789
If anything, I'm more
of an "au natural"...
1345
01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:01,416
hand-to-hand combat kind
of guy.
1346
01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:05,795
So, I just sat this one out and
headed back to the office.
1347
01:22:05,796 --> 01:22:09,759
You know, to do office stuff.
1348
01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:27,192
Here you go, buddy. Hold tight,
okay, come on.
1349
01:22:27,193 --> 01:22:28,860
Ssh, let's get out of here.
1350
01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,046
Right?
1351
01:22:52,218 --> 01:22:54,178
Whoa!
1352
01:22:57,473 --> 01:22:59,099
Not much of a plan,
if I can say that.
1353
01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:04,187
Stay here with the coke.
I'm gonna try and get Buddy.
1354
01:23:04,188 --> 01:23:05,397
Keep your head down.
1355
01:23:05,398 --> 01:23:08,442
Picked the right man
for the job.
1356
01:23:12,071 --> 01:23:13,739
Get some!
1357
01:23:21,247 --> 01:23:23,499
Fuck you.
1358
01:23:28,045 --> 01:23:29,671
What the fuck, Holmes?
1359
01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:31,423
It's that Muffin motherfucker,
man!
1360
01:23:31,424 --> 01:23:32,716
He's back, took a shot at me!
1361
01:23:32,717 --> 01:23:36,345
Watch the windows, I'll find
that muffinfucker!
1362
01:23:51,736 --> 01:23:55,156
Drop the gun.
1363
01:23:57,908 --> 01:24:01,411
Does Spyder know you and
Lupe stole all the drugs?
1364
01:24:01,412 --> 01:24:04,080
And you've
been fucking her?
1365
01:24:04,081 --> 01:24:06,125
Where's my coke, bitch?
1366
01:24:10,254 --> 01:24:12,923
You lying motherfucker.
1367
01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:30,815
Now what?
1368
01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:34,903
We had a deal... your doggie and
the money for my cocaine.
1369
01:24:34,904 --> 01:24:35,779
Yeah.
1370
01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:36,988
You got my coke?
1371
01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:39,282
It's on it's way.
1372
01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:40,909
Okay.
1373
01:24:42,453 --> 01:24:43,620
Bring it on, motherfucker!
1374
01:24:43,621 --> 01:24:46,122
Dave, Dave!
What the fuck are you doing?
1375
01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:48,833
I'm completely out of control.
1376
01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:53,671
All right, that's our guy.
1377
01:24:53,672 --> 01:24:55,381
Is that for me?
1378
01:24:55,382 --> 01:24:59,762
Yes, here we go.
I got it, I got it.
1379
01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:08,937
Dude... okay. Thank you.
1380
01:25:08,938 --> 01:25:10,523
Mm.
1381
01:25:14,902 --> 01:25:16,986
Hang on to that.
1382
01:25:16,987 --> 01:25:22,325
♪ The first time ♪
1383
01:25:22,326 --> 01:25:28,415
♪ I saw you ♪
1384
01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:34,671
♪ I knew my dear ♪
1385
01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:38,091
♪ It would be love ♪
1386
01:25:38,092 --> 01:25:40,844
There he is, come here.
1387
01:25:40,845 --> 01:25:43,680
Buddy! I missed you so much!
1388
01:25:43,681 --> 01:25:45,348
You been feeding my dog?
1389
01:25:45,349 --> 01:25:48,768
Pedigree, lamb and rice blend,
he loves that shit.
1390
01:25:48,769 --> 01:25:52,897
Yeah, he does. Thanks for
looking after him.
1391
01:25:52,898 --> 01:25:55,817
No problem.
1392
01:25:55,818 --> 01:25:57,068
We cool?
1393
01:25:57,069 --> 01:25:58,653
Cool.
1394
01:25:58,654 --> 01:26:00,947
See you down the road,
Holmes.
1395
01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:03,032
All right, okay.
1396
01:26:03,033 --> 01:26:06,871
Not a bad fella, that Spyder.
1397
01:26:10,958 --> 01:26:13,501
So, Steve got the job done.
1398
01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:15,795
Was it unorthodox in execution?
Sure.
1399
01:26:15,796 --> 01:26:18,173
Should he see someone about
multiple concussions...
1400
01:26:18,174 --> 01:26:20,341
in a span of24 hours?
Definitely.
1401
01:26:20,342 --> 01:26:23,386
Could he benefit from maybe
a therapist to help him...
1402
01:26:23,387 --> 01:26:25,513
sort out some of his many
issues?
1403
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:26,556
That's not for me to say.
1404
01:26:26,557 --> 01:26:31,102
The main thing is... Steve got
his dog back.
1405
01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:36,399
Lew the Jew made good on his
deal, and me, I got the girl.
1406
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:39,652
Never thought I'd get
to say that.
1407
01:26:39,653 --> 01:26:42,323
She's all yours.
1408
01:26:43,282 --> 01:26:45,283
You, uh, take good care of her,
huh?
1409
01:26:45,284 --> 01:26:46,951
I will, Lew.
1410
01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:47,785
Okay.
1411
01:26:47,786 --> 01:26:49,245
Thank you very much.
1412
01:26:49,246 --> 01:26:51,206
Yeah.
1413
01:26:51,207 --> 01:26:54,417
You did the right thing.
1414
01:26:54,418 --> 01:26:56,253
Nah.
1415
01:27:04,094 --> 01:27:05,845
Hey.
Hey.
1416
01:27:05,846 --> 01:27:07,765
Hi, baby.
1417
01:27:08,474 --> 01:27:10,516
Do you like your new
room?
1418
01:27:10,517 --> 01:27:17,232
My new room is pretty amazing.
Thanks, Uncle Steve.
1419
01:27:17,233 --> 01:27:21,445
You're welcome. Have a good time
today.
1420
01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:27,076
Thought you might want that.
1421
01:27:29,536 --> 01:27:31,789
Thank you.
1422
01:27:37,544 --> 01:27:39,295
Hot moo!
1423
01:27:39,296 --> 01:27:41,257
Moo!
1424
01:27:42,549 --> 01:27:43,800
I'll take a steak.
1425
01:27:43,801 --> 01:27:47,263
Either way,
everyone is happy.
1426
01:27:48,597 --> 01:27:50,014
Case closed.
1427
01:27:52,643 --> 01:27:53,601
Hello.
1428
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:56,814
Steve, it's me, it's John.
1429
01:27:57,398 --> 01:27:59,732
I can't hear you very well.
Here, I got you.
1430
01:27:59,733 --> 01:28:01,234
Who is this?
It's John.
1431
01:28:01,235 --> 01:28:03,653
Yeah, uh, look, I know everyone
is probably looking forward...
1432
01:28:03,654 --> 01:28:09,075
to my world-famous pasta salad,
but I won't be able to make it.
1433
01:28:09,076 --> 01:28:10,952
So I invite you to my party...
1434
01:28:10,953 --> 01:28:12,453
and you're not gonna bring
anything?
1435
01:28:12,454 --> 01:28:15,164
No, no, uh, I won't be able
to attend the barbecue...
1436
01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:16,207
pasta salad's already made.
1437
01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:18,835
Okay, no worries, pal,
I'll see you tomorrow.
1438
01:28:18,836 --> 01:28:21,921
Well, yeah--
1439
01:28:21,922 --> 01:28:27,261
Hello? Steve?
1440
01:28:29,179 --> 01:28:30,346
Ah, I believe he hung up.
1441
01:28:30,347 --> 01:28:34,517
That's terrible, because if
he's not gonna come to us...
1442
01:28:34,518 --> 01:28:35,351
now we gotta go to him...
1443
01:28:35,352 --> 01:28:38,814
which means you need
to tell us where he is.
1444
01:28:40,607 --> 01:28:42,942
No... no, I won't.
1445
01:28:42,943 --> 01:28:46,112
So, you're just gonna have
to find him...
1446
01:28:46,113 --> 01:28:47,488
and you won't be able
to find Steve.
1447
01:28:47,489 --> 01:28:50,575
Not in Venice, he knows every
nook and cranny...
1448
01:28:50,576 --> 01:28:51,826
in this neighborhood.
1449
01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:55,705
He'll disappear, he's got
friends in high places...
1450
01:28:55,706 --> 01:28:57,040
and got friends in low places.
1451
01:28:57,041 --> 01:28:59,625
I didn't mean to quote that
country song right now...
1452
01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:03,379
but the point is, if he even
gets a whiff of trouble...
1453
01:29:03,380 --> 01:29:05,340
he'll turn into a ghost.
1454
01:29:05,341 --> 01:29:06,924
Not literally, obviously,
but--
1455
01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:11,721
Hold on. Clancy, rewind that
shit back like a minute.
1456
01:29:11,722 --> 01:29:16,601
What's the address of that house
we scored from Lew the Jew?
1457
01:29:16,602 --> 01:29:19,562
I'm standing in Steve's parents'...
1458
01:29:19,563 --> 01:29:21,856
house at 845 Holland Canal...
1459
01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:24,275
the one with the white picket
fence.
1460
01:29:24,276 --> 01:29:25,860
I think it's mid-century.
1461
01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:27,695
Really? And you know,
it's perfect timing...
1462
01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:33,076
because I'm starving... and
I really love pasta salad.
1463
01:29:33,077 --> 01:29:35,536
I hear yours is world-renowned.
1464
01:29:35,537 --> 01:29:36,079
Mm.
1465
01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:38,247
You guys hungry? Y'all ready to
go eat?
1466
01:29:38,248 --> 01:29:41,751
Yeah, okay? We're going to a
party, white boy.
1467
01:29:41,752 --> 01:29:44,380
Oh, god. Please don't.
1468
01:29:45,964 --> 01:29:47,465
Actually-- let's go.
1469
01:29:47,466 --> 01:29:51,929
Thank you... thank you for not
shooting my balls.
1470
01:29:57,476 --> 01:30:00,019
Okay, well, I'll just be here.
1471
01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:04,941
♪ Hey hey beach boy ♪
1472
01:30:04,942 --> 01:30:08,361
♪ With the tight surf board ♪
1473
01:30:08,362 --> 01:30:13,991
♪ Let's go ride these waves
some more ♪
1474
01:30:13,992 --> 01:30:20,623
♪ It's a five-minute ride
down the 405 ♪
1475
01:30:20,624 --> 01:30:26,045
♪ Surfin' and a skatin'
Surfin' and a skatin' ♪
1476
01:30:26,046 --> 01:30:32,343
♪ Venice Beach is waitin'
Surfin' and a skatin' ♪
1477
01:30:32,344 --> 01:30:37,932
♪ Get on some wheels and waves
and let's fly ♪
1478
01:30:37,933 --> 01:30:44,105
♪ Gonna wax my board
for a slippery ride ♪
1479
01:30:44,106 --> 01:30:49,152
♪ Higher the wave
Sweeter the dive ♪
1480
01:30:49,153 --> 01:30:55,783
♪ Surfin' and a skatin'
Surfin' and a skatin' ♪
1481
01:30:55,784 --> 01:30:59,413
♪ Venice Beach is waitin' ♪
1482
01:31:03,167 --> 01:31:03,875
No.
1483
01:31:03,876 --> 01:31:08,796
♪ Sun is shinin' in the
California sky ♪
1484
01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:14,844
♪ Both of my boards are my
ticket to ride ♪
1485
01:31:14,845 --> 01:31:20,808
♪ Venice Beach you're always
on my mind ♪
1486
01:31:20,809 --> 01:31:26,273
♪ The salt the sand the surf
is so fine ♪
1487
01:32:19,743 --> 01:32:25,748
♪ Gonna wax my board
for a slippery ride ♪
1488
01:32:25,749 --> 01:32:31,879
♪ Higher the wave
the sweeter the dive ♪
1489
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:37,009
♪ Surfin' and a skatin'
Surfin' and a skatin' ♪
1490
01:32:37,010 --> 01:32:42,807
♪ Venice Beach is waitin'
Surfin' and a skatin' ♪
1491
01:32:42,808 --> 01:32:49,105
♪ Got on some wheels and waves
and let's fly ♪
1492
01:32:49,106 --> 01:32:54,319
♪ The sun is shinin'
in the California sky ♪
1493
01:32:55,612 --> 01:33:01,409
♪ Both of my boards
are my ticket to ride ♪
1494
01:33:01,410 --> 01:33:06,956
♪ Venice Beach you're always
on my mind ♪
1495
01:33:06,957 --> 01:33:13,005
♪ The salt the sand
and the surf is so fine ♪
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