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( engine revving )
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( rock music playing )
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( door alarm dinging )
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What the fuck, bro?
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You think you can just cut me
the fuck off back there?
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You fucking asshole!
I'm fucking talking to you!
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Hey! Look at me,
motherfucker!
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( gasping )
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What the fuck?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, wait, wait.
No, look, man.
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I'm real sorry, man.
Don't fucking do it.
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I didn't mean to...
( whimpers )
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( gasps )
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That's a cute car.
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Is that your mother's car?
You have a safe fucking
trip, yeah?
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- ( gasps )
- Hey, how far is Ocala?
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-Nine hours, Daddy.
-Let's go get that
motherfucker, yeah?
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- Motherfucker!
- Motherfucker!
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( tires squeal )
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( gasps )
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Fuck!
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( theme music playing )
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- ( indistinct chatter )
- ( music playing )
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woman: Okay, guys,
let's go. ( chuckles )
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Come on.
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Oh. No.
You never eat at a table
with the little kids.
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Kids do gross shit.
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They snot all over everything,
they touch their
own assholes...
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It's fucking gross.
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I hate mushrooms.
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I'll eat your fuckin' mushrooms.
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You guys wanna see me down it?
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I'm hanging with a bunch
of pussies. ( laughs )
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Okay.
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Girl: So cool.
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( gags )
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Holy shit!
I need water!
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- That's not so hard.
- ( girl laughing )
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girl: Why did
you do that?
Oh, my God.
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Girl:
Are you crying?
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I need to pee.
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I bet you do.
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( chuckles )
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Shit. Truancy raid!
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All right!
Y'all know the drill.
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And no cussing
on the way to the van.
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Huh? Let's go, girlie.
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Don't you fuckin' touch me.
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I don't even go
to your stupid school.
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You keep that up,
and I'm gonna have to call
your parents, all right?
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-You, check her bag
for contraband.
-Hey, give it back!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop that!
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What the fuck!
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Put me down!
I don't go to his
fucking school!
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Walsh:
Not so tough now, are you?
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Where's the girl?
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Uh, I don't know which girl
you mean, but the truancy cops
just raided this bitch.
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( tires squeal )
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Who are you?
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I mean, kneeing that narc
in the balls like that...
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Move over Cate Blanchett,
I think I found my new
spirit animal.
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Please tell me you're new here.
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I'm just on vacation,
or whatever.
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In Richmond Hill?
( snorts) Why?
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Because mind ya own business,
that's why.
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- Oh! She's sassy.
- Okay.
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Is there some sort of way
we can bust out of here?
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Like a fucking fire alarm
we can pull, or something?
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You're low-key hilarious.
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This is lunch detention,
not prison. Plus, don't you
need your bag?
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Jenny: They'll give it
back to you later.
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But for now, we should
probably just chill
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-and wait to see what
the snack is.
-Mmm-hmm.
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They feed you
during detention here?
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Don't worry, if it's bland,
we got some
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Flamin' Cheetos
stashed over in Non-Fiction.
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So, you're hanging out with us
after school. That's a thing.
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Yep.
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( exclaiming )
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Man! This hotel's is on
some four-star shit!
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I can use this fancy
lotion, right?
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Take it. Take the soap.
Take everything.
I don't care.
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Don't people mingle
and shit at conferences?
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Should you get down there?
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Not yet.
I've got to get settled,
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gotta iron some shirts,
work on my speech...
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We could just bail
and get back to finding Wayne.
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Cole: No. Can't.
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The Superintendent is gonna
be following up on how I do,
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since she knows
there's a chance
to get some grant money.
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How much cash we talkin'?
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I don't know. Enough to buy
some computers and other
computer things.
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But I can't do anything
with the room like this.
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Oh, shit. You haven't even
started on your speech yet.
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What? Yes, I have.
You don't... What are you
talking about?
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You're procrastinating.
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I do the same thing
when I have a big paper due.
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I'll clean my room,
pick up those tiny
fuzz balls off my sweaters...
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I wrote it, okay? Basically.
It's all up here.
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Why don't you go relax
by the pool, downstairs?
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Because what's the point, okay?
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It doesn't even
matter what I say.
We're never gonna get a grant.
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And even if we did,
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you know what those kids
are gonna do with the
technology it buys?
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They're immediately
gonna break it,
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steal it, or pour
chocolate milk into it.
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So, what's the point?
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You know they have a sauna
down there, too, right?
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Maybe you're right.
We should brainstorm
some ideas.
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What have you got?
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( exhales )
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Dude, could you
just go downstairs,
so I can watch my porn movies?
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Please get dressed.
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Hold up. How long
are you in town for?
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Are you doing anything tonight?
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Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Good call.
Our super lame-ass
Spring Fling's tonight.
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Ugh! I'm not comin'
to your weird dance.
I don't even go here.
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No, that doesn't matter.
We can bring whoever
we want as dates.
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I am bringing this hot mess,
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but I'm thinking,
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we all go as a polyamorous
lezzy throuple, yeah?
( giggles )
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Can you imagine
how hard they'd shit
their fucking pants?
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Look at how eeked out
this hoecake is already.
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( grunts )
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See that?
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That's the international sign
for cunnilingus.
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Of course, you wouldn't know
that because you're dating
a high school boy, right?
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( girls giggling )
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How about you?
You got anyone?
A guy? A girl?
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I don't know.
I got a Wayne.
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What the fuck is "a Wayne"?
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- ( tires screech )
- ( motorbike revs )
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- ( tires screeching )
- ( girl screams )
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boy: Holy shit!
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- ( students exclaiming )
- Hey!
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( tires squeal )
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I guess that's a fuckin' Wayne.
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( guard shouting )
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Is this the boy you had
a little kerfuffle with?
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He means the dangerous criminal
who nail-gunned your hands
to a van.
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Listen, when I talked
to the other cops,
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the guys
who wore actual uniforms,
I told them everything I knew.
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- ( cell phone rings )
- Excuse me.
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( groans )
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Uh...
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So, I'm assuming the hiring
circumstances were similar
to these gentlemen's?
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I didn't find him on Linkedln,
if that's what you mean.
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Did you pay him?
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Of course, I fuckin' paid him.
And this is what I get for it?
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Right.
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Well, that doesn't
quite add up
now, does it?
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-May I have my goddamn
phone back, please?
-( cell phone beeps )
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Look, the kids
are on the road, okay?
They need to eat.
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I know you want to think
he's some kind of angel,
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but if Wayne got desperate,
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-we're gonna have serious
problems here.
-( dial tone beeping )
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automated voice:
Welcome to the Fayetteville
Immigration Detention Center.
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Our menu options have changed.
For English press 1.
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You know, I came across
a gentleman in Massachusetts,
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who had the darnedest scheme.
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He'd hire workers
with questionable
citizenship status,
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and at the end of the day,
instead of paying them,
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-he'd turn them
in to Immigration.
-( chuckles )
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Now, I hate to be rude,
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so, allow me to translate for
our Spanish-speaking friends...
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( speaking Spanish )
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( indistinct chatter
and laughter )
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I'm takin' you're not much
of a school-type, are ya?
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People didn't like me much.
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And I didn't like
them much back.
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( scoffs ) Me, neither.
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I dunno.
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Schools are always gonna
be filled with boneheads.
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So's my house.
At least, at school,
I got a decent lunch.
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I was actually good
at it, you know.
I had a best friend...
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- I liked that pink soap.
- What?
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The soap in the bathrooms.
Smells clean.
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You got a weird thing
with smells, man.
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You ever even
read a book before?
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- Comics count?
- Jesus.
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I read a book before.
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- Yeah? What was it called?
- I don't remember.
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- What was it about?
- Werewolves.
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Figures.
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There was also a lady
who was part tarantula.
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Yeah, of course there was.
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I don't know, maybe
it was just our school
that was shit.
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Maybe if we went
someplace like this place,
it would be different.
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Dude, that was the tits.
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( kissing )
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Jenny: Mrs. Prince
totally thought
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that your motorcycle
was like a small earthquake.
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She's like,
"This is what your
drills are for!
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- Remember your training!"
- ( both laughing )
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Trish and Jenny.
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- What's up?
- Trish: What's up?
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Um...
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( chuckles nervously )
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- Nice to meet you.
- Jenny: Hi.
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( clears throat )
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Jenny: Okay.
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So, you are coming
to Spring Fling with us.
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Oh, yeah, 100%.
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00:10:43,975 --> 00:10:45,886
And we may need to make
an entrance on your bike.
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00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:49,081
Oh, my God! We should release
doves if we can find them.
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00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,649
Like a stupid dance?
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With people dancing
to, like, stupid music?
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00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,687
Um, exactly.
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But just for shits 'n gigs.
To rip on people,
like, ironically.
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-Talk shit on all the jocks
tryin' get it in.
-( both grunting )
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Don't ya need good clothes
to get into a stupid dance?
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You know what?
Actually, it's cool.
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My dad's girlfriend...
Uh, we can go to my place.
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-She has all these psycho-slut
dresses that we can try on!
-( laughs )
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Oh, my God,
and we can pre-game.
Like hard.
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We're gonna pre-game.
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I don't know.
Maybe it'll be fun?
219
00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,020
But nothing they said
sounds like it.
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No, no, no. We voted.
Um, seven to three.
You're going now.
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- See ya.
- See ya later, ladies.
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Maybe they'll have
that pink soap you like.
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- Give me one of your peppers...
- Go fuck yourself. Back off!
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For the love of Christ,
will the two of you
shut the fuck up?
225
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Tryin' to see if these jag-offs
called about that demo job.
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00:11:45,102 --> 00:11:46,905
Would you fuck off
with your sticky mitts!
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Fucking machine, man.
It's a piece of shit.
It won't work.
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00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:52,510
-You hit seven?
-Hit seven, then
the access number.
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What's the access number?
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- Carl, access number?
- I don't know.
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Oh, try Del's birthday.
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( slurps )
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- July 20th.
- Twentieth. Right.
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( beeping )
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00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:06,392
Ha! Working.
236
00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:10,662
( Walsh on voicemail )
Hi, Mr. or Mrs. Luccetti?
Am I saying that right?
237
00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:13,008
( clears throat )
This is Vice Principal Walsh
from Alabaster High.
238
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,241
Give me some of your coleslaw...
239
00:12:14,265 --> 00:12:16,134
Walsh: Your daughter
got detention...
240
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:18,836
She didn't have her student ID
and our system's down,
241
00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:20,838
but we found
your number in her bag.
242
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:24,143
So, if you could come on in,
help sort this out,
that'll be great.
243
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,177
Unbelievable.
244
00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:26,587
- ( engine starts )
- I want some more sweet tea.
245
00:12:26,611 --> 00:12:28,056
-Shut the fuck up.
-Not before you
clean your ear...
246
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,849
Don't you fucking touch me!
247
00:12:30,581 --> 00:12:31,515
( laughing )
248
00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:32,951
- Fuck you, Carl.
- Fuck you!
249
00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,928
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
250
00:12:34,952 --> 00:12:36,788
( both continue arguing )
251
00:12:43,394 --> 00:12:46,465
Whoa. I love your room.
252
00:12:46,498 --> 00:12:50,501
My dad's tragic
taste in girlfriends
did not disappoint...
253
00:12:50,534 --> 00:12:54,539
-( laughing )
Look at these.
-Fucking Bridgette.
254
00:12:54,572 --> 00:12:58,210
What, did your dad meet her
in a slutty mental hospital,
or something?
255
00:12:58,243 --> 00:13:00,312
Is this fox dead?
256
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:05,583
Yeah, I took those.
Even roadkill deserves
to be remembered.
257
00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:07,385
That's wicked weird.
258
00:13:07,418 --> 00:13:09,087
Wait. "Wicked?"
259
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,621
Like "wicked"
like, witch wicked?
260
00:13:10,654 --> 00:13:13,057
What?
No, wicked like, really.
261
00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:14,836
Like if you see some dudes
struttin' down a street,
262
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,761
you're gonna be like,
"Look at that jabroni,
thinks he's 'wicked' hard..."
263
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,931
- What?
- Jabroni? ( laughing )
264
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,033
Oh, honey, bless your heart.
265
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,668
Why does everyone
keep saying that?
266
00:13:23,701 --> 00:13:27,772
I don't know, it's Southern
for, ( snickers )
"I'm judging you."
267
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:29,041
Oh, Jesus.
268
00:13:29,073 --> 00:13:30,509
( Trish and Jenny laughing )
269
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,744
Jenny: Anyway,
you should totally
sleep over tonight.
270
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,047
And you should also come
to our school full-time.
271
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,384
Oh, my God! Yes!
Dude, it could be
like this all the time.
272
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:42,520
- Like The Three Wicked Bitches!
- Oh, my God.
273
00:13:42,553 --> 00:13:45,990
- So good.
- Del: How do I look?
274
00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:48,927
I like you in
your regular clothes.
275
00:13:50,861 --> 00:13:52,105
You need something,
too, you know.
276
00:13:52,129 --> 00:13:54,432
Dude, got you, got you.
277
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:59,404
Uh, yes. This is from
my dad's third wedding.
278
00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:01,173
Trish: Sheesh!
279
00:14:02,139 --> 00:14:03,774
I gotta go to the bathroom.
280
00:14:03,808 --> 00:14:05,809
Don't you like it?
It's got matching pants, too.
281
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,145
I don't care.
282
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,147
( girls laughing )
283
00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:12,250
"And just like Middleweight
Champion Marvin Hagler,
284
00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:13,951
Hagler High can take a beating.
285
00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:18,724
That's why I believe we can
be a contender in the arena
of education."
286
00:14:18,756 --> 00:14:20,191
( sighs ) Jesus.
287
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:22,693
- Good Jesus, or bad Jesus?
- Bad Jesus.
288
00:14:22,727 --> 00:14:25,864
If you can't
talk up Hagler to a bunch
of nerdy-ass principals
289
00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:27,432
who are balls deep
into education,
290
00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:29,943
how do you expect
to get through to Wayne,
a kid who hates school?
291
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,102
What do you want me to do?
292
00:14:31,135 --> 00:14:33,404
Motivate me.
You gotta speak through here.
293
00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:34,572
You're a friggin' principal.
294
00:14:34,605 --> 00:14:36,450
Tap into why you wanted to be
one in the first place.
295
00:14:36,474 --> 00:14:37,543
Honestly, I didn't.
296
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:38,876
I took a gym teacher temp job,
297
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,221
and next thing you know,
they made me Principal.
298
00:14:40,245 --> 00:14:41,789
That's some
white privilege shit
right there.
299
00:14:41,813 --> 00:14:43,915
That's what I said.
300
00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:46,283
Listen, you got two options.
301
00:14:46,317 --> 00:14:48,253
Reach deep down inside
and come up with a speech
302
00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:50,923
that'll inspire people
to donate to our school,
303
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,658
or, half-ass it, like you've
done your whole life,
304
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:57,196
and steal a speech
off the Internet like
your lazy-ass students do.
305
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:03,434
-I'm gonna go with B.
The second thing.
-What the fuck!
306
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,604
Speeches for Principal...
307
00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:08,005
( keyboard clacking )
308
00:15:08,038 --> 00:15:13,577
"To lead is to listen.
To educate is to understand.
309
00:15:13,611 --> 00:15:18,216
To inspire, you must be
more than a prince or a pal."
310
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,052
( chuckles ) I like that.
311
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,990
I'm using it.
312
00:15:25,023 --> 00:15:27,091
- ( music playing )
- ( girls chattering )
313
00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:37,036
( sniffing )
314
00:15:42,707 --> 00:15:46,511
Del: Hey, Wayne!
Can you grab my hair clip
out of my bag?
315
00:16:04,062 --> 00:16:06,597
Del: What the fuck, Wayne?
You hear me?
316
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,900
( camera shutter clicks )
317
00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:11,470
Oh, no, I need
more color than this.
318
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:15,106
Gonna add some cilantro.
How's that look?
319
00:16:15,139 --> 00:16:17,008
Shades of Robin Hood, really.
320
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:19,244
- Cilantro?
- The boy.
321
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,379
Stealing from the rich,
helping the poor...
322
00:16:21,412 --> 00:16:25,549
Sarge, we've now seen cases
of arson, assault,
323
00:16:25,582 --> 00:16:28,452
a hole where a motherfucker's
nose used to be,
324
00:16:28,485 --> 00:16:31,056
and you're still goin' on
like he's some type
of choir boy!
325
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,457
( siren chirps )
326
00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:34,857
( brakes screech )
327
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:39,331
Well, shit. You ain't
gained a pound!
328
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:43,400
-Night yoga, my friend.
How's Connie?
-Good, good.
329
00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:45,870
She just self-published
a kids' book
330
00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:49,774
about a couple of seashells
learning to listen
to one other.
331
00:16:49,807 --> 00:16:51,509
( indistinct radio chatter )
332
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,879
Well, you gotta jiggle
the handle. Jiggle it hard.
333
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:58,950
I wanna thank you
for sleuthin' out
that construction business.
334
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:03,187
To think I was
considerin' that asshole
for my kitchen remodel.
335
00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:05,289
The reason I tracked
you down here...
336
00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:07,259
Mayor over in Fayetteville,
337
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:11,962
he's got every cop he can get
out looking for a maniac who
assaulted his son
338
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:14,065
at a pit stop over in Fairmont.
339
00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:16,768
Doused the kid in gasoline,
threatened to torch him.
340
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:21,272
Guess what, this particular
maniac had a Boston accent.
341
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:23,208
( man on radio )
I can't stop it.
342
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:27,112
- Well, get some more towels.
- Sorry, ran out already.
343
00:17:27,144 --> 00:17:29,579
-How fast is
this thing flowing?
- 14...
344
00:17:29,614 --> 00:17:31,816
- Evidence room.
- Getting the evidence now.
345
00:17:31,848 --> 00:17:36,755
Damn, duty calls.
Anything else develops,
I'll let you know.
346
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,289
( engine starts )
347
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,561
All right, so, say we
chalk this up to a good kid
having a bad week,
348
00:17:44,595 --> 00:17:47,198
and he's this Robin Hood-type
you think he is,
349
00:17:47,231 --> 00:17:48,967
- then what?
- ( sighs )
350
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,269
What are you hoping
to get out of this, Sarge?
351
00:17:51,302 --> 00:17:53,003
I guess what I'm really
wondering is,
352
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,448
do we need to protect
Wayne from the world,
353
00:17:54,471 --> 00:17:56,942
or do we need to protect
the world from Wayne?
354
00:17:56,974 --> 00:17:59,042
It's like trying
to photograph this pea soup.
355
00:17:59,076 --> 00:18:01,378
No matter how many
filters I put on,
356
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:06,317
it doesn't change the fact
that it still looks like
baby shit.
357
00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:12,124
You know what'd
pull these together?
Ladies' monocles.
358
00:18:12,156 --> 00:18:14,026
You guys, about this dance.
359
00:18:14,058 --> 00:18:17,061
- Are we actually gonna dance?
- Ah, it depends.
360
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,830
Yeah, if a half dope song
comes on, I'll be like...
361
00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:22,467
Oh, yeah!
It's my baby girl.
362
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,403
- "Wicked" hot. Say it.
- ( Del laughs )
363
00:18:25,436 --> 00:18:26,436
Wicked hot.
364
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:28,472
What about you,
New England Clam Chowder?
365
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,342
-Oh, you want to
see somethin'?
-Oh, yeah.
366
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,978
-All right, you wanna
see something?
-Let's go.
367
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,212
- Wayne: Del...
- Oh!
368
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:38,516
What the crud?
What took you so long?
369
00:18:38,549 --> 00:18:40,486
- Where's my hairclip?
- Could we talk?
370
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:43,788
Not here?
371
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:49,127
-Trish: Dude, what the fuck
is wrong with this guy?
-( girls laughing )
372
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,396
Del: Hey, we're almost done.
373
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:56,101
Will you stop acting
like such a fucking weirdo?
374
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:57,469
I think you should stay.
375
00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:59,604
What? Yeah, we're staying
for the dance...
376
00:18:59,637 --> 00:19:01,272
It's fine. I get it.
377
00:19:02,339 --> 00:19:03,741
What the hell's wrong with you?
378
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:09,882
I just think if you want
to stay, you should stay.
379
00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:12,884
So, where the fuck
are you going?
380
00:19:17,888 --> 00:19:19,166
You'll have more fun without me.
381
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,192
So, you're just gonna
fucking leave?
382
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:24,663
- Real cool move, dick!
- ( curtain clinking )
383
00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:26,932
I'll see you later, then?
384
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,604
So, should I cancel our
P.F. Chang's reservation?
385
00:19:33,637 --> 00:19:36,474
They get real cunty
about last minute shit.
386
00:19:40,111 --> 00:19:41,813
( music playing )
387
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,250
( indistinct chatter)
388
00:19:58,729 --> 00:19:59,964
Come on.
389
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:07,506
Guys, be honest with me.
Is this too fucking much?
390
00:20:07,538 --> 00:20:09,840
Nah, dude,
we look so fucking
elegant right now.
391
00:20:09,874 --> 00:20:12,309
For real, we look like
some top shelf
Helen Mirrens over here.
392
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,945
Dude, check out fucking Jeremy.
393
00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:18,849
Hey, dude, they have
to actually be into it,
you chode!
394
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,856
- Hey, you okay, lady bro?
- Yeah, man, fine.
395
00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:30,695
( soft music playing )
396
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,607
( indistinct chatter )
397
00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:47,644
- Hey, you know Trish and Jenny?
- Yeah, man. I know them.
398
00:20:47,677 --> 00:20:51,549
Those two wild,
you know what I'm saying?
399
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:53,585
( popping lips )
400
00:20:53,617 --> 00:20:56,253
- Can you give this to 'em?
- Sure, buddy.
401
00:20:56,287 --> 00:21:01,259
I can't promise anything
right now. I just got into
some pretty dank nuggs.
402
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:06,530
That's pretty sweet, right?
Every Friday,
it's the same thing.
403
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:09,500
They come here,
order their mushroom pizza.
404
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:13,471
- I hate mushrooms.
- Yeah, so does he.
405
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:16,540
He hates the music in here,
the smell of the place.
406
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,776
He tells me every week
when she's not listening.
407
00:21:18,809 --> 00:21:23,847
And I tell him,
"Man, I can make your pizza
half mushroom, half cheese."
408
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,016
But he wants it that way.
409
00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:28,119
Just so he can pick them off,
and give them to her.
410
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,554
Sacrifice, man.
411
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:38,896
Oh, hey, hey?
412
00:21:41,432 --> 00:21:45,737
He may not be eating mushrooms,
but you know what
he'll be eating later?
413
00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:48,740
Vintage pussy.
414
00:21:57,248 --> 00:21:59,550
Best to watch
the evidence in here.
415
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:00,917
It's the only room
in the building
416
00:22:00,951 --> 00:22:03,688
not affected
by our unfortunate
plumbing situation.
417
00:22:03,721 --> 00:22:06,490
- You sure about that?
- ( laughs )
418
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,794
( man on radio )
Sir, we need you
on the third floor.
419
00:22:09,259 --> 00:22:10,394
( grunts )
420
00:22:10,428 --> 00:22:13,464
Look, fellas.
I gotta go. Good luck.
421
00:22:14,731 --> 00:22:17,868
All right, so,
if we see legit
video proof of this kid
422
00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:21,105
on the verge of straight-up
fiery murder, I just wanna
let you know that...
423
00:22:21,138 --> 00:22:23,909
Just hit it, Jay.
424
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:25,911
( beeps )
425
00:22:27,578 --> 00:22:31,717
It's not him.
( chuckles softly )
That ain't him.
426
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:36,288
Wait, that's the motherfucker
I tased!
427
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,289
( audience applauding )
428
00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:40,491
man: Being a leader
is sometimes messy.
429
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:43,528
Both for you and the people
who work for you.
430
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,698
Maybe you're positive,
you know the right
road to take.
431
00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:48,675
-Hey. What'd I miss?
-Hey, what are you
doing down here?
432
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,867
-I thought you
wanted alone time.
-( applause )
433
00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:52,537
Turns out I only
needed three minutes.
434
00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:54,105
All right. Just be quiet.
I'm up next.
435
00:22:54,138 --> 00:22:56,473
Man: To lead is to listen.
436
00:22:56,507 --> 00:22:59,009
To educate is to understand.
437
00:22:59,042 --> 00:23:03,714
To inspire, you must
be more than a prince
or a pal...
438
00:23:03,748 --> 00:23:09,019
-Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, no, no, no.
-( applause )
439
00:23:09,854 --> 00:23:11,355
He just steal
your stolen speech?
440
00:23:11,388 --> 00:23:13,625
Dumbass. Should've scrolled
to the second one.
441
00:23:13,657 --> 00:23:15,660
Man: I don't have to
look any further
442
00:23:15,692 --> 00:23:17,561
than watching my own
teaching staff in action.
443
00:23:17,595 --> 00:23:18,563
I am incredible...
444
00:23:18,596 --> 00:23:21,098
( upbeat music playing )
445
00:23:30,508 --> 00:23:32,576
- Hey, you like football?
- No.
446
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:35,579
Awesome, same.
Yeah, that's why I row.
447
00:23:35,613 --> 00:23:37,615
Oh, honey, bless your heart.
448
00:23:37,648 --> 00:23:39,817
( music continues )
449
00:23:59,069 --> 00:24:00,070
( laughs )
450
00:24:02,272 --> 00:24:03,442
( knuckles crack )
451
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:19,089
( hip-hop music playing )
452
00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:26,096
( both laughing )
453
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:39,509
-Who is that?
-That's fucking Wayne.
( laughs )
454
00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:43,347
( chants ) Wayne!
Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!
455
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:48,252
( all chanting ) Wayne!
Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!
456
00:24:53,991 --> 00:24:54,991
Whoa!
457
00:25:01,232 --> 00:25:03,234
( all cheering )
458
00:25:06,336 --> 00:25:07,705
Do you wanna dance with me?
459
00:25:09,773 --> 00:25:12,143
I don't know.
How sweaty are your hands?
460
00:25:15,211 --> 00:25:17,248
( music playing )
461
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,849
( students cheering )
462
00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:39,837
Hey, how you doin'?
I'm, uh, Tom Cole.
463
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:40,871
Uh...
464
00:25:40,904 --> 00:25:44,442
From Hagler High
in Brockton, Massachusetts.
465
00:25:44,474 --> 00:25:49,146
It's named after
Marvelous Marvin Hagler.
466
00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:54,885
- ( woman clears throat )
- The boxer? 1980s? No?
467
00:25:57,054 --> 00:25:59,757
When I was preparing
for this speech,
468
00:25:59,790 --> 00:26:04,327
someone told me to dig deep
and speak from the heart.
469
00:26:04,361 --> 00:26:08,900
So, I did some digging.
( chuckles ) And you
know what's in there?
470
00:26:08,932 --> 00:26:12,871
Hate. Lots and lots of hate.
471
00:26:13,503 --> 00:26:14,739
( clears throat )
472
00:26:14,771 --> 00:26:18,710
Hate for the kids,
my school, my job,
473
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,214
but, uh, mostly, for myself.
474
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,116
Man 1:
Then why are you here?
475
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:29,353
The gentleman wearing slacks
with sandals would like to know
why I'm here.
476
00:26:29,386 --> 00:26:32,990
And, obviously, it's because
I'm trying to get a grant.
477
00:26:33,023 --> 00:26:37,327
For some electronics
that'll end up being broken,
stolen, or shit on.
478
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:39,063
That's a true story, FYI.
479
00:26:39,096 --> 00:26:43,233
Last time we got tablets,
someone took an actual
shit on one.
480
00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:45,135
So, now, we need new tablets.
481
00:26:45,169 --> 00:26:48,740
-But you know where
that shit comes from?
-man 2: Your ass?
482
00:26:48,772 --> 00:26:51,875
No, it comes from us.
483
00:26:51,909 --> 00:26:55,413
It comes from the top.
And that shit trickles down.
484
00:26:55,445 --> 00:27:01,085
Hell, I can't even look
most of the kids in the eye.
485
00:27:01,118 --> 00:27:03,019
Uh, because if I do,
486
00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:10,928
their snotty, pierced faces
just remind me that
I'm failing them.
487
00:27:10,961 --> 00:27:13,198
Maybe some of you
have given up, too.
488
00:27:13,230 --> 00:27:16,366
We know Sandals with Slacks
clearly has.
489
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,737
Okay, I mean, Jesus.
I mean, that's a bad Jesus,
by the way.
490
00:27:19,769 --> 00:27:22,307
We know this guy has, okay.
491
00:27:22,339 --> 00:27:26,711
'Cause he stole
that same speech
that I was gonna do.
492
00:27:26,743 --> 00:27:29,646
He stole it from the Internet.
493
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,181
( audience murmuring )
494
00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:32,916
Cole: Sorry.
495
00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:36,721
So, alls I'm saying is,
we gotta work harder.
496
00:27:38,588 --> 00:27:40,759
Maybe we gotta change first,
497
00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:43,361
before we ask them to.
498
00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:49,834
So, buy 'em some fuckin' iPads.
499
00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:52,804
( scattered applause )
500
00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:55,839
Thank you.
501
00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:57,594
- ( students chattering )
- ( Del chuckles )
502
00:27:59,376 --> 00:28:04,048
-I thought we were
wearing dumb stuff.
-What's dumb about that?
503
00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:09,487
Guess I did want to go for real.
504
00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:10,988
Yeah.
505
00:28:11,021 --> 00:28:15,393
No, I, uh, just mean...
506
00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:19,730
Who even are we now?
507
00:28:19,763 --> 00:28:24,969
What are we gonna do
after we find that car?
508
00:28:25,001 --> 00:28:27,203
We haven't really
talked about that.
509
00:28:27,237 --> 00:28:33,978
Are we ever even
going back to school?
Are we dropouts, now?
510
00:28:36,413 --> 00:28:38,182
I guess I just...
511
00:28:38,215 --> 00:28:44,521
I don't know, I thought
maybe, I'd never really
have a chance to do this.
512
00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:46,257
So...
513
00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:51,296
I got scared.
514
00:28:53,597 --> 00:28:58,736
Seeing you at school,
with friends...
515
00:28:58,769 --> 00:29:02,772
You looked happy,
going to fancy houses...
516
00:29:02,806 --> 00:29:05,910
It was one house.
517
00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:13,784
I just don't want
to take you away from
a life you might like,
518
00:29:13,817 --> 00:29:16,421
or maybe want, I don't know.
519
00:29:16,453 --> 00:29:19,856
It's not like I wanna stay...
520
00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:21,859
And even if...
521
00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:25,096
I don't know.
522
00:29:25,128 --> 00:29:28,865
No matter what I do, I wanna...
523
00:29:28,898 --> 00:29:32,269
I wanna do it with you,
or whatever.
524
00:29:32,302 --> 00:29:36,441
I don't wanna do it
with not you.
525
00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,846
You fuckin' idiot.
526
00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:49,586
Teddy: Whoo!
527
00:29:49,619 --> 00:29:51,355
- Surprise!
- No!
528
00:29:51,387 --> 00:29:53,066
- Back the fuck up, Delilah!
- ( Wayne grunts )
529
00:29:53,089 --> 00:29:55,392
- Get off of him!
- Wayne: Get off me!
530
00:29:55,425 --> 00:29:56,993
Del: Let me go!
531
00:29:57,027 --> 00:30:00,963
You fuckin' nuts? You come
into my house, you fucking
bust up my television...
532
00:30:00,998 --> 00:30:02,634
A 32-inch
fuckin' Zenith!
533
00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:03,943
You kidnap my fucking daughter!
534
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,002
Stop it! I fucking
chose to leave!
535
00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:07,738
Shut your fucking mouth,
Delilah!
536
00:30:07,770 --> 00:30:09,906
- They're beating up Wayne!
- Del: Fuck you.
537
00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:11,910
( both grunting )
538
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:16,914
Del: Stop it! Stop it!
539
00:30:18,215 --> 00:30:20,484
- Daddy!
- Hold him. Hold him.
540
00:30:21,451 --> 00:30:22,612
- ( grunts )
- ( Del screams )
541
00:30:24,821 --> 00:30:27,325
( Wayne grunting )
542
00:30:27,357 --> 00:30:30,693
- Motherfucker!
- Del: Fucking stop!
543
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:33,529
- Bobby: Come here!
- Stop, Daddy!
544
00:30:33,564 --> 00:30:35,474
- ( Bobby grunts and laughs )
- ( Teddy and Carl laugh )
545
00:30:35,499 --> 00:30:36,601
Teddy: Nice shot.
546
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:39,503
You take my fucking nose,
motherfucker. You pretty boy?
547
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:40,903
Go get those goddamn
bolt cutters.
548
00:30:40,938 --> 00:30:42,707
-Carl: Cannibal.
-We're taking
a nose with us.
549
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:44,074
- Huh?
- ( Del grunting )
550
00:30:44,107 --> 00:30:47,010
-boy: Get the fuck
off of Wayne!
-Oh, Jesus Christ.
551
00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:51,156
Let's go, bitch.
What the fuck you got?
552
00:30:51,181 --> 00:30:52,615
- Come on, motherfucker.
- Let's go!
553
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:54,919
( all grunting )
554
00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:00,592
Jesus. You okay?
555
00:31:04,494 --> 00:31:05,563
Come on, we gotta go.
556
00:31:15,806 --> 00:31:16,875
( engine starts )
557
00:31:21,878 --> 00:31:23,013
Delilah!
558
00:31:29,752 --> 00:31:31,823
Suck on this,
you fucking scumbag!
559
00:31:31,855 --> 00:31:33,375
That's what you get
for fucking with...
560
00:31:38,829 --> 00:31:40,163
Geller: I think,
561
00:31:41,031 --> 00:31:44,768
if I were him,
fugitive state of mind,
562
00:31:44,801 --> 00:31:46,304
( cell phone beeps )
563
00:31:46,336 --> 00:31:48,038
-I'm probably tired
and hungry.
-( gasps )
564
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,074
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
565
00:31:50,106 --> 00:31:52,375
If this is about soup, Jay,
we've got real problems.
566
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:53,576
No, I found the videos
567
00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:56,646
that the Luccetti boys have
been posting from their trip.
568
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,048
Look at their last post.
569
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:02,019
( grunting on video )
570
00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:04,622
Good God, what are those men...
571
00:32:04,654 --> 00:32:05,823
Del: Stop, Daddy!
572
00:32:05,855 --> 00:32:08,992
- Is that Wayne?
- Jay: Yeah.
573
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,701
Christ on crutches.
574
00:32:16,733 --> 00:32:22,240
Shit! You were right.
Maybe lil' Robin Hood
does need our help.
575
00:32:23,173 --> 00:32:24,174
Oh...
576
00:32:29,246 --> 00:32:30,580
Del: Next on Wayne...
577
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,851
You got more gross color skin
than regular color skin.
578
00:32:33,884 --> 00:32:35,252
We gotta go to the hospital.
579
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,654
- I don't take drugs.
- Just take it.
580
00:32:37,688 --> 00:32:40,723
-Why are you looking
at me like that?
-I'm just happy.
581
00:32:40,757 --> 00:32:42,292
Your dad's in hospital.
582
00:32:42,326 --> 00:32:44,661
-What's the status
of his injuries?
-man: He's dying.
583
00:32:44,694 --> 00:32:45,996
We need to stay alert, okay?
584
00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:48,098
Man: He's here!
He's in the hospital!
585
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:51,602
Are those all dead?
586
00:32:51,634 --> 00:32:52,836
Are you guys dead?
587
00:32:52,869 --> 00:32:54,448
- Can you buy us booze?
- I got a fake ID.
588
00:32:54,471 --> 00:32:56,641
Can we just hurry
the fuck up, please?
589
00:32:56,673 --> 00:32:59,242
Do not get her pregnant.
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