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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:54,196 In the Czech Republic too, we love pork. 2 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,074 Ever had our sausages? 3 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:05,791 In the Czech Republic too, we love pork. 4 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,710 You ever had our sausages? 5 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:31,233 Adriana? 6 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:35,195 In the Czech Republic too, we love pork. Ever had our sausages? 7 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,451 Emil Kolar? 8 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:46,915 - Help you? - Salami sub, hold the mayo. 9 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,959 We're out of mayo. 10 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,007 Change my meat to black forest. 11 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,435 You killed me. 12 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,187 What do you want me to do? 13 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,521 I want to tell you. 14 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,690 What? You come here every night. 15 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,442 You fucked up. 16 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,569 What do you mean? 17 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,155 Here's these. 18 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,199 Where'd you find them? 19 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,452 One in the table. Three in my skull. 20 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,582 You will have our sausages. 21 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,375 Get rid of these. 22 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,962 Let go of me! Let go! 23 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,268 - I would've wrapped it... - That's okay. A computer! 24 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:51,772 This one got such a good write-up, I got one for myself. 25 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:55,067 - Let's move on, okay? - Congratulations. God bless. 26 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:03,325 You look gorgeous. Who's your date? 27 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,410 What do you mean, who's your date? 28 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,704 - Good to see you. - Congratulations. 29 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,999 - Thank you. - Melissa was beautiful up there. 30 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,710 Oh, Mama Livia, come stai, darling? 31 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:16,630 Listen to him, with that my darling. 32 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,216 I am nobody's darling. 33 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,426 She never disappoints you. 34 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,346 Are you still seeing your other women, Lorenzo? 35 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,224 Come on, Ma, let's mingle. 36 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:30,185 Sorry, the older she gets, the worse she gets. 37 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,189 I heard disturbing shit last night. I wanted to talk to you. 38 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:38,026 But with the rehearsal dinner and everything, you know... 39 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,570 There's the priest. I'll be right back. 40 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,162 Yeah! 41 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:57,754 Federal indictments? Where the fuck did you get this? 42 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:03,051 I got a guy, his goomar works at FBI headquarters as a word processor. 43 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,720 When's it coming down? 44 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,723 I don't know. When she knows, she'll tell me. 45 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,350 - Indictments? What the fuck? - You sure? 46 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:15,022 It ain't just my source in Jersey. Half of New York moved to Fort Lauderdale. 47 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,691 Fuck! They're gonna want my ass. 48 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,276 Why? 49 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,611 What do you mean, why? I'm O.C. 50 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,697 When'd you get your wings? 51 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:27,826 I didn't. Not yet anyway. 52 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,163 Uncle Junior, you got anything to say? 53 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,541 You guys see indictments under your bed at night. 54 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:38,712 You're ready to lam it. As far as I'm concerned, it's speculation. 55 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,088 It's rumor. 56 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,717 Better be safe than sorry. I say we duck for a while. 57 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:47,054 What're we gonna do, close shop? We can't do that. 58 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,056 Tony, what do you think? 59 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:54,436 What the fuck are you asking him for? I just gave you the answer. 60 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:58,732 He's right, we go, it's open season. Albanians will be living in our houses. 61 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:01,943 I just gave a G-note to Larry Boy's kid for the boost. 62 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:05,280 If I have to lam in a hurry, I'd have duped her another time. 63 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:17,793 I gotta go. It's an emergency. Say goodbye to your father for me. 64 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:24,466 I agree with my uncle. He calls the shots, we do it. 65 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:27,469 Well, maybe for today, for right now... 66 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:31,598 you were thinking that everybody should do spring cleaning? 67 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,600 That was my next comment. 68 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,346 Think they'll come over the weekend? 69 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,682 They're coming someday. 70 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,189 - Where's the rest of the money? - Everywhere. 71 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:22,816 Get it. 72 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,864 - What else? - How about your phone numbers? 73 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,783 Anybody who's anybody's in my head. 74 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:41,835 - What's the matter? - Nothing. Just, here we go. 75 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:43,503 Here. 76 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:49,217 Why now? Why the fuck now, just when things were going good? 77 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:00,979 - Boot your computer, cops are coming. - So? 78 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,940 You want them to see that porno you downloaded? 79 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,494 Better give me your jewelry. 80 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,288 Oh, Jesus! 81 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:22,083 We can't produce receipts. You want them stealing it? 82 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,964 Come on. 83 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:31,134 Not my engagement ring. This isn't stolen. 84 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:33,970 Is it? 85 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,722 No. 86 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,766 What do you think I am? 87 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,728 Come on, give me that! 88 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,173 Adriana! 89 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,761 It ate my whole script now! 90 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:21,268 You're still on the file. You deleted the text. 91 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,979 The fuck... Whatever. You fucking asshole! 92 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:27,148 Stop with the hysteria, would you please? 93 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:31,903 If you're gonna keep behaving like a baby, I'm not gonna help you. 94 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:33,196 I mean it. 95 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,533 At least you work that squirrel program in the restaurant. 96 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:41,871 There, the text came back. 97 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:45,500 - You put it in buffer memory. - What do you think? 98 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,377 Of the script? 99 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:51,548 Babe, I can't give an opinion every time you add a sentence. 100 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:54,217 I gotta have the whole story flow. 101 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,386 I'm starting with the dialogue. 102 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:09,524 I manuged to get the drop on him? 103 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,611 Do you mean, I managed to get the drop on him? 104 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:16,823 Or is he saying manuge, like mannuggia l'americano? 105 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:28,043 My Tennessee William. 106 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,923 Where you going? 107 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,052 Get over here. 108 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,598 I have never seen you apply yourself like this. 109 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,809 I love movies. You know that. 110 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,228 That smell in Blockbuster... 111 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,066 That candy and carpet smell, I get high off it. 112 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,402 Gonna let all this love and knowledge go to waste? 113 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,823 My cousin Gregory's girlfriend, Amy, who works for Tarantino, said... 114 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:03,370 Mob stories are always hot. I can make my mark. 115 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:10,001 With these indictments, shouldn't you put the script away for a while... 116 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,295 and get rid of evidence? 117 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,424 Travel light. Free bird. 118 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:20,595 You stole this computer, plus the one you just gave Melissa. 119 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,184 I'm writing. 120 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:27,644 Turn on channel 6. 121 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,771 Turn on channel 6. 122 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:36,611 New Jersey Attorney General, James Ricci, stated at a fundraiser... 123 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,948 that a grand jury has been empaneled to investigate... 124 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:44,452 possible Mob activities in the Garden State with indictments to follow. 125 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:48,206 With us is syndicated columnist and author of Mafia... 126 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,334 America's Longest-Running Soap Opera, Jeffrey Wernick. 127 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,795 - Welcome. - Pleasure to be here. 128 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:58,007 For years, FBI has been telling us that the Mafia is all but dead. 129 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,467 Let me interject. 130 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,639 While it is true that the Mob is getting a standing eight-count... 131 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:08,518 I wouldn't call the fight. The government knows this best. 132 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:13,398 Murder, truck hijacking and money laundering are expected inquiries. 133 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,984 Do we know names of those who'll be indicted? 134 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:19,154 The indictments are sealed, but with the recent death... 135 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,990 of acting Di Meo family boss, Jackie Aprile... 136 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,952 my sources tell me that Corrado Junior Soprano... 137 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:29,456 was made new boss after the death of Aprile. 138 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:33,752 The Sopranos have long, historic ties to the New York families. 139 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,337 What about possible murder charges? 140 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:40,133 They will undoubtedly be focused on the as yet unsolved... 141 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:44,637 execution-style slaying of Soprano family associate, Brendan Filone. 142 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,850 - Was it part of a power struggle? - Interesting. 143 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,728 No one would have ranked him as associate! 144 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,439 A loyal soldier, and he winds up dead... 145 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,274 Soldier? 146 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,694 Brendan Filone? Associate? Soldier? Fuck you! 147 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,321 Jesus! 148 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:14,000 Did you see it from the beginning? Did they mention my name? 149 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:19,214 Stop the fucking chitchat, all right? I gotta go. 150 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,805 Nobody makes guinso gravy like you, Nana. 151 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,517 You know, I'm up at Bard waiting for my care package. 152 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,393 I don't like that word, Jason. 153 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,728 What, guinso? 154 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:37,023 - The word is offensive! - She's right, Jason. 155 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,651 Sorry, Nana. What's it mean? 156 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,903 - It's from guinea. - What's that? 157 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,030 It's a derogation. 158 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,909 I have a patient. You wouldn't say guinea to him. 159 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:52,372 Italian male seeing a shrink. Let me guess, mother issues. 160 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,582 - Why wouldn't you? - Just wouldn't. 161 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,085 You'd be scared? Is he in the Mafia? 162 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:01,256 No, I shouldn't have mentioned it! Can we change the subject? 163 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,509 No way. Mom, is he in the Mob, or what? 164 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,594 He's not a mobster, is he? 165 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:10,765 Nobody knows better than you, Richard. I can't discuss my patients. 166 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,727 I just hope he's not one of those crumbs on the news. 167 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:19,524 Just refer him to another doctor. You can do that, couldn't you? 168 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,484 Grate the cheese, Dad. 169 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,486 Sure she can. 170 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,240 That might be what you would do, Richard. 171 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,784 Now I remember why we got divorced. 172 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:33,329 Why refer him to another doctor? He's my patient. 173 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:37,333 You can't treat sociopaths. You shouldn't help scum with bed-wetting. 174 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:41,045 You have no idea who this man is, and yet you call him scum. 175 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,799 People like him are the reason Italian-Americans have a bad image. 176 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,050 I agree. 177 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:50,138 Ask anyone to describe an Italian-American in this country... 178 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:54,767 invariably he's gonna reference The Godfather, GoodFellas... 179 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,185 Good movies. 180 00:14:56,437 --> 00:15:00,356 - And the rest will mention pizza. - Good movies to eat pizza by. 181 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,902 Stop it, Jason! I never said he was in the Mafia. 182 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,195 We'll never see an Italian president. 183 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,406 And that's my patient's fault? 184 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,535 I realize that you're involved in the Anti-Defamation lobby. 185 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:17,624 So go after Hollywood if you feel you must. But leave my patient alone. 186 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:18,833 It's a synergy. 187 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:22,879 News items and the portrayal of Italian-Americans as gangsters! 188 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:28,217 Wasn't the Italian Anti-Def deal started by Joe Colombo? A mobster? 189 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,095 Italians Against Discrimination did a study. 190 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,641 In its height, the Mafia in the U.S. had less than 5000 members. 191 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,810 And yet, that tiny, insignificant fraction... 192 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:42,190 casts such a dark shadow over 20 million hard-working Americans. 193 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:46,986 At this point in our cultural history, Mob movies are classic American cinema. 194 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,196 Like Westerns. 195 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,323 I have to agree there, Rich. 196 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,576 You never saw the Scotch-Irish pissing and moaning... 197 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:57,121 about being portrayed as rustlers and gunslingers. 198 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,456 That's absurd! 199 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,125 See what you started with your gravy, Nana? 200 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,754 To we, the 20 million. 201 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,881 - Salute! - Salute! 202 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,051 - Cent'anni. - Salute. 203 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:28,778 What? 204 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,571 Come here. We're exterminating. 205 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,781 I'm busy now. 206 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,033 Get some sfogliatelle for the guys. 207 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,827 Yeah. 208 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,593 Twenty-nine. 209 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,061 Here you go, big guy. 210 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,197 Hey, Gino. What can I get you? 211 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,492 - Get me some... - Number 34, right here! 212 00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,370 He just went out to get gas in his car. 213 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:23,791 I go out, fuck your sister, come back Saturday, I go to the front? 214 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,126 I said he could. 215 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,336 Poppin' Fresh, I'm in no mood! 216 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,298 I'm next, now get a fucking pastry box. 217 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,342 Gino, what can I get you? 218 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,178 Dougie, let him go first. 219 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,305 He don't make the rules here! 220 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,392 All right, two Neapolitan loaves... 221 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:45,688 You touch a single crust, you'll wish you took that job at McDonalds! 222 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,939 Fuck you! 223 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,192 Okay, take a walk. 224 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,362 - What about my bread? - You come back in 10 minutes. 225 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,448 What do you think you're doing? 226 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,116 Come on. 227 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,668 Get up, I'm not gonna hurt you. 228 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:12,173 What is it? Do I look like a pussy to you? 229 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,510 - No. - Seriously, be honest, I won't get mad. 230 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,053 - No. - No? 231 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,515 So why give me a hard time and talk to me like I'm nothing? 232 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,683 I'm sorry. 233 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,977 Get a pastry box. 234 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,313 Move it! 235 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,400 That's better. 236 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:35,780 Now fill it with cannoli, sfogliatelle and napoleons. 237 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,328 Move. 238 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,582 Good. 239 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,421 Give me the box. Come on. 240 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,382 Here. 241 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,891 Next time you see my face, show some respect. 242 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,643 I will. 243 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,148 You motherfucker! 244 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,774 You shot my foot! 245 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,653 - It happens. - You fucking asshole! 246 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:25,580 If I'm getting an invitation to the dance, I wish the feds would hurry up. 247 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,582 You heard what the news said. 248 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,501 The way things are working, it's Junior's party. 249 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,588 That was a far-thinking plan you had there, Tone. 250 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,675 I called you last Christmas. 251 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:38,926 Fuck this! 252 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,929 The sfogliatelle! What's wrong with you? 253 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,683 What are you doing? You brought up in a barn, or what? 254 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,476 What's the matter with you? 255 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:52,148 This is no time to go on the rag. Not with the indictment coming down. 256 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,943 Take Georgie, go in the bathroom, sweep for bugs. 257 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,987 Come on. 258 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,122 Well, I hope they'll be all right. 259 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:09,957 Who? 260 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,835 - The guys. - What about me? 261 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,963 They didn't even mention your name on TV. 262 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:20,551 Amazing, huh? That news guy, he said the words Brendan Filone... 263 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:24,513 The hairs on the back of my neck, they fucking stood up. 264 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,932 I knew the guy. 265 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,518 They made him look like John-fucking-Gotti. 266 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,479 I brought him around here. 267 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:36,567 Tony wouldn't have never known him if it wasn't for me. 268 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,069 I had no idea. 269 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,757 Who is it? I'm sleeping. 270 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,010 - Carmela. - Oh, come on in. 271 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:06,806 I just said that in case you were... 272 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:10,393 that snooty-assed Mrs. Ryan down the hall. 273 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:15,314 She is so shanty Irish, and with all her airs. 274 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,401 - Come on, I'm taking you to brunch. - What? 275 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,819 Get dressed. 276 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,612 What's wrong? Tell me. 277 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,323 Why does something have to be wrong? 278 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,367 Meadow? She eats like a bird. 279 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,829 Everything is fine, Ma, relax! Nothing is wrong. 280 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:34,834 You come here unannounced. I shouldn't wonder if something's wrong? 281 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:40,214 Jeez, I'm sorry. It's a nice day, I thought I would take you out. 282 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,677 I don't want to go out! 283 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,849 Is it Anthony? Those indictments? 284 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,643 His father could take it in stride, but he can't. 285 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,478 I don't believe you. 286 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,942 Ma, will you get dressed? 287 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:03,195 - We just went to a wedding! - That was a big to-do. 288 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,407 This way we get to spend some quality time. 289 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,245 The Manor will stop serving brunch any minute. 290 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,209 Did he cheat on you again? 291 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,798 I try to do something nice. I come here to take you out. 292 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:27,762 You think I have some other agenda that I have to talk to you about? 293 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,805 Don't flatter yourself. 294 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:34,185 I'll... I'll throw something on. 295 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,815 Buckle your seat belt, Ma. 296 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,444 I can't find it! Where is it? 297 00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:11,365 It's not definite. I just thought I'd tell you. 298 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,201 In case I don't show up for an appointment. 299 00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:19,373 You're telling me you're planning a vacation, but you're not sure when? 300 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:20,875 Right. 301 00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:24,837 I may never go. 302 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,632 Let's put it this way. 303 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:33,095 There's a strong possibility that it could happen. 304 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:39,727 Does this have anything to do with what's been on the news lately? 305 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:47,193 If you suddenly stop coming to your appointments... 306 00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:50,070 I will assume that you are on vacation? 307 00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:53,407 And I should wait to be contacted? 308 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,910 That would be a good assumption. 309 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:06,504 - Who is it? - Paulie. Open the door. 310 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:27,149 I thought we were stepping out. 311 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:31,028 I got two broads in the car. 312 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,822 You said Ad went to stay at her mother's. 313 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:41,205 No wonder. The place looks like a fucking sty. 314 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,042 What's wrong? 315 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,630 Talk to me. This ain't like you, kid. 316 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,635 I ran into Billy Cracciolo. 317 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,762 The meter maid? What about him? 318 00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:59,932 Told me the cops in Nutley are looking for a guy. 319 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:04,311 Blew off a kid's toe for no good reason in Russo's Bakery. 320 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,813 Drove a Lexus? 321 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,318 Does Tony know about this? 322 00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:14,780 What's going on, Chrissy? 323 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:19,827 Been working my ass off on this script. You know how many pages I got? 324 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,078 Nineteen. 325 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,206 That a lot or a little? 326 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:28,210 Books say a movie's supposed to be about 120 pages. 327 00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,796 I thought the computer would do a lot of it. 328 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,173 You're being frank about the business... 329 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:36,844 I would never do that. It's only suggested by. 330 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:42,182 That writer, with the bullfights? Blew his own fucking head off. 331 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,893 I bought a scriptwriting program. 332 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,397 My advice? Put that thing down awhile. 333 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,107 We get our joints copped. 334 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:53,402 Tomorrow, the words will come blowing out your ass. 335 00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:58,198 You ever feel like nothing good would ever happen? 336 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,951 Yeah. And nothing did. So what? 337 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,870 I'm alive, I'm surviving. 338 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:06,206 That's it. I don't want to just survive. 339 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:11,211 It says in movie-writing books that every character has an arc, understand? 340 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:17,343 Everybody starts out somewheres and then they do something... 341 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:20,179 It changes their life. That's their arc. 342 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:22,139 Where's my arc? 343 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:27,227 All right, take Richard Kimble, right? 344 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:33,067 No, that's no good. His arc is run, run, jump off the dam... 345 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:38,280 Keanu Reeves, Devil's Advocate. 346 00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:40,574 - Al. - Right. 347 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:46,372 Keanu's a lawyer, gets all turned on by money, power and the Devil. 348 00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:51,168 Then his wife says, you're not the man I married, leaves him. 349 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,628 You see the arc? 350 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:58,717 He starts down here, he ends up here. 351 00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:01,095 Where's my arc, Paulie? 352 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,472 Kid... 353 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:07,726 Richard Kimble, the Devil's whatever, those are all make-believe. 354 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,896 I got no arc either. 355 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:16,110 I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the Army, a few more in the can. 356 00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:19,530 And here I am. A half a wiseguy. So what? 357 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,074 I got no identity. 358 00:28:22,283 --> 00:28:25,744 Even Brendan Filone's got an identity. He's dead. 359 00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:29,123 I killed that fucking Emil Kolar, and nothing. 360 00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:31,125 I don't even move up a notch. 361 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,669 All I got is nightmares. 362 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,797 That Polish, Czech, whatever he is... 363 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,675 is haunting me in my dreams every night. 364 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:43,554 That happens. The more of them you do, the better you'll sleep. 365 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:46,432 I had one prick for months in my dreams. 366 00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:50,936 I feel like he's trying to tell me we fucked up the night we buried him. 367 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,980 - We didn't. - I'm in danger. 368 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:54,440 Can I ask a question? 369 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:57,359 Why would he tell you you're in danger... 370 00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:00,529 considering you put a moonroof in his head? 371 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:03,282 What did we do wrong that night? 372 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:06,744 The gun was hot, so the slugs couldn't be traced to me. 373 00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,455 You know who had an ark? Noah. 374 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:32,895 Is that him? 375 00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:36,565 That would be some fucking coincidence if it wasn't, wouldn't it? 376 00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,070 - Holy shit! Look. - What? 377 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:44,948 He was clean-shaven. He's got a beard now. 378 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,743 You know what? I read that. That happens. 379 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,078 I always thought it was bullshit. 380 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,122 Look at his fingernails! 381 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:53,957 They're like a woman's. 382 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,627 I'm gonna fucking puke. 383 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:03,967 Help me lift him and take him to Pine Barrens before they build a condo here. 384 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,719 Georgie! 385 00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:11,642 I don't know about selling this property. 386 00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:15,187 I don't know about you, but I sure could use an infusion... 387 00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:18,524 if we're supporting Jase after he graduates. 388 00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:22,986 It's funny how even during our marriage, we saw things differently. 389 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:27,407 I never saw this place as an investment. 390 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,244 I always thought that we'd build a house. 391 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,997 So are we gonna sell, or what? 392 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,375 For Jason. 393 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:40,587 I don't want to hear that you took one of your Colleens on a cruise. 394 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:43,340 What's that supposed to mean, Colleens? 395 00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:46,844 We all know you're a sucker for those Irish girls. 396 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:50,013 Every Italian boy bows down to the freckles. 397 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:53,183 - I married you! - Yeah, I was a mother figure. 398 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,811 Don't bust my balls with Freud-by-numbers. 399 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:59,481 Don't bust my balls? Richard, your calabrese is showing. 400 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:04,403 Are you implying by all this I'm ashamed to be an Italian-American? 401 00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:07,447 With all the poverty, starvation, ethnic cleansing... 402 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,741 and horrible shit in this world... 403 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:14,162 you devote your energy to protecting the dignity of Connie Francis! 404 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,793 You're worked up about my patient... 405 00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:23,964 a man who has no bearing on who or where you are in this world. 406 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:27,259 Call him a patient. The man's a criminal, Jennifer. 407 00:31:27,468 --> 00:31:30,971 And after a while, you're gonna get beyond psychotherapy... 408 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:33,307 with its cheesy moral relativism. 409 00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:37,144 Finally, you're gonna get to good and evil. And he's evil. 410 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,585 Sorry I'm late. The alarm... 411 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,712 What is wrong with you? 412 00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:05,756 I ain't been feeling good. 413 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:08,675 - I wipe my ass with your feelings. - Thanks. 414 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,969 Drive the fucking car! 415 00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:24,650 We're under a microscope. I hear you shot some kid because he made you wait! 416 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:27,194 - Fucking Paulie! - Don't blame Paulie! 417 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:31,114 Nutley PD's got a description and a make on the car! 418 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:33,408 Why don't you leave a urine sample? 419 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,118 - If I could... - Shut up! 420 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:38,872 Georgie comes in with vomit all over. I ask, what the fuck? 421 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,249 He said you're digging up some body! 422 00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:43,043 - I was worried... - Shut up! 423 00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:45,545 - You want to get caught. - I want to? 424 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:49,049 Yeah. I seen it before. That's fucking cowboy-itis. 425 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:50,759 You want to be a bad guy? 426 00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:53,637 - I was worried that I didn't... - Shut up! 427 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:02,354 Can I try and explain here? 428 00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:07,567 I don't know, Tony. 429 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:12,155 It's like the regular-ness of life is too fucking hard for me. 430 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,241 I don't know. 431 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,748 Look at you. 432 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,752 I'll bet you're sleeping all the time. 433 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:28,213 It's the only thing I still enjoy. 434 00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,384 You know what I think? 435 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:36,096 Maybe I have cancer. 436 00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,765 Remember how Jackie got? 437 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:40,642 Cancer? 438 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:44,813 Something fucking horrible is going on inside my body. 439 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:48,233 Does this word cancer pop into your mind a lot... 440 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,777 a little bit, what? 441 00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:55,741 Well, I'm just thinking, maybe you're... 442 00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:58,452 - depressed. - Me? 443 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,496 I'm no fucking mental midget. 444 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,544 Right. 445 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,174 - Watch the... - What? 446 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,801 - Filter. - Oh, fuck! 447 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,106 Maybe you got... 448 00:34:28,357 --> 00:34:33,320 a serotonin problem, or whatever the fuck they call it. 449 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:35,572 You know about that shit? 450 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,993 I saw it last night on a program. 451 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:43,997 What, take fucking Prozac? Not this skinny guinea. 452 00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:49,169 Let me ask a question. 453 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,507 You ever think about... 454 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:56,009 you know... 455 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,554 Fuck no! 456 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,182 Good. 457 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:08,271 Bunch of losers blowing their skulls all over the bathroom? 458 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,566 It's fucking pathetic. 459 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,633 - Did you hear the doorbell? - I'm in the middle of a game. 460 00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:39,928 You'll be in the middle of the street, you don't wise up. 461 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:53,316 Anthony Soprano? 462 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:55,735 Why are you in my yard? 463 00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:57,362 The gate was open. 464 00:35:57,613 --> 00:36:00,782 I'm Agent Harris, this is Agent Driscol. May we come in? 465 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:01,992 If I say no? 466 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,120 If we were local, we wouldn't knock. 467 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:07,747 What's your point? 468 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:11,126 We have a search warrant. We know you have children. 469 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:16,089 Our other team's out front. We don't traumatize kids by kicking in doors. 470 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:20,343 So why don't you take a minute and tell them you have visitors. 471 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,453 Any quarters, you can keep. 472 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,622 You trying to bribe me? 473 00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:52,459 Tell me what you're looking for, I can save you time. 474 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:55,462 Any incriminating evidence would be nice. 475 00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,257 Dad! 476 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,594 - I have an English paper! - You gotta be shitting me. 477 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:05,555 I better have all my programs when it comes back. 478 00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:06,973 Anthony! 479 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:12,312 What the hell are they doing in my kitchen? 480 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,359 What are you doing? 481 00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:19,402 Forgot your lunch, just ask. 482 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,904 I'm very sorry. 483 00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:23,490 How much would you say that bowl cost? 484 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:26,701 - I'm not cleaning that up. - Grasso, clean that. 485 00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:29,621 Grasso, ti faccio un culo così. 486 00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:31,206 Your ass! 487 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:32,415 Hey, Tony. 488 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,709 Take it easy. Grasso, take it easy. 489 00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:37,545 We'll be gone in a few minutes. 490 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,506 Let's wait in the living room. 491 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,925 Clean up the bowl. 492 00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:43,343 Come on. 493 00:37:51,894 --> 00:37:54,437 I know they're doing their job, but I'm pissed. 494 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,648 Harris wasn't so bad. 495 00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:01,111 He was the biggest sneak out of all of them. It's part of his act. 496 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,363 That guy broke the bowl on purpose. 497 00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:05,532 He was just a klutz. 498 00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:07,701 What was his last name? 499 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,537 - Rizzo, Razzo, what? - Grasso. 500 00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:13,540 Grasso. You think it's a coincidence they sent him? 501 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:17,544 If he wasn't Italian, he'd be at the office sweeping up. Jerk. 502 00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:19,921 Bet they frisk him before he goes home. 503 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,381 - Why? - Why? 504 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:24,759 Because he has a vowel at the end of his name, Grasso. 505 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:28,179 Does he think he'll make it to the top by arresting his own people? 506 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:29,556 Pass the moo shu. 507 00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:31,725 He'll see. He'll learn. 508 00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:34,769 - We have a vowel. - And you be proud of it! 509 00:38:35,062 --> 00:38:38,940 You'd think there was no Michelangelo, the way they treat people. 510 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,568 An Italian invented the telephone. 511 00:38:41,777 --> 00:38:45,780 - Alexander Graham Bell was Italian? - You see? You see what...? 512 00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:49,200 Antonio Meucci invented it, and he got robbed! 513 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,036 Everybody knows that! 514 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,164 Who invented the Mafia? 515 00:38:54,915 --> 00:38:56,041 What? 516 00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:59,419 - La Cosa Nostra. Who invented that? - Who cares. 517 00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:03,256 Wasn't it Salvatore Lucania, known as Charlie Lucky Luciano... 518 00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:08,595 who organized the five families, Lucchese, Gambino, Bonanno, Profaci. 519 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:11,181 Is there something you want to say to me? 520 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,934 I just like history, like you, Dad. 521 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,270 Can you shut the fuck up about it? 522 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,147 - Hey! - Hey! 523 00:39:22,109 --> 00:39:24,569 A.J., did you know John Cabot was Italian? 524 00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:27,072 Like he knows who that is. 525 00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:29,282 The famous discoverer of Canada. 526 00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:30,992 The Bank of America. 527 00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:35,288 One of the biggest banks in the world, started by an Italian. 528 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:38,541 The first American saint was Italian. Mother Cabrini. 529 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:42,962 Is it true the Chinese invented spaghetti? 530 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:46,299 Now think. Why would people who eat with sticks... 531 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:48,968 invent something you need a fork to eat? 532 00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:52,305 Here's more I bet you don't know. 533 00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:56,893 More Italians fought for the U.S. in WWII than any other ethnic group. 534 00:39:58,312 --> 00:40:00,355 They won't tell you about Sacco and Vanzetti. 535 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,149 The anti-Christs that got the electric chair? 536 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:06,152 - Anarchists. - Isn't it anti-Christs? 537 00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:09,614 They were innocent and got the chair because they were Italian. 538 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,534 How are there two anti-Christs and only one Christ? 539 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:14,160 So? 540 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:17,831 And of course, Francis Albert. 541 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,544 Will I see you next week? 542 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,337 Unless you know something I don't. 543 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:28,133 You understand, I have to charge you for the missed session. 544 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,760 What do you mean? 545 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:33,263 We agreed on that on our first meeting. 546 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,640 But I just explained my situation. 547 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:39,519 I understand, but it's important that we respect the agreement. 548 00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:44,357 - What if I got hit by a car? - But you weren't. 549 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:47,735 - I know, but what if? - But you weren't. 550 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:49,612 I know that, but what if? 551 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:52,240 - You weren't. - Answer my fucking question! 552 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:54,742 I will not. 553 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,244 You won't? 554 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,038 All right, fine. 555 00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:01,708 Fine, here. Here you go. 556 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,545 This is what it's all about. Motherfucking, cocksucking money! 557 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:06,921 Here! 558 00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:13,761 I don't understand that, and I don't appreciate being made to feel afraid. 559 00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:17,557 I don't appreciate feeling like I pour my heart to a call girl! 560 00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:20,602 - Is that how you see me? - Not until now. 561 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:24,772 But it's obvious you don't give a shit about my situation. 562 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:27,233 Otherwise, you wouldn't shake me down. 563 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:32,989 It'll show as paid on your next bill. 564 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,365 Fine. 565 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:37,076 Stick it up your ass. 566 00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:48,129 And how about Dr. Goldman here? 567 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:52,759 He was gonna be a tree surgeon, but he fainted at the sight of sap! 568 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,802 Sap, ladies and gentlemen. 569 00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:58,973 Pace yourselves. Don't spend it all in one place. 570 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:03,269 Movie night, right? Last week they showed the Polish version of Rashomon. 571 00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:06,606 Everybody remembers the rape exactly the same! 572 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:10,693 What's the matter with you, Corrado? 573 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:14,906 Headaches, that's all. Not the kind you take aspirin for. 574 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:19,369 Now, tonight on our show, we have Mitzi Gaynor, Sergio Franchi... 575 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:23,957 and a woman from France will pull light bulbs from her husband's throat. 576 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,750 This woman can relate. 577 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,585 We may have a bad apple. 578 00:42:28,295 --> 00:42:30,588 Does Tony know about this? 579 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:32,298 What will you do? 580 00:42:32,591 --> 00:42:35,385 There's not much to do. We sit back and wait. 581 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:39,806 Don't let Tony know you know. He's under enough pressure. 582 00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:41,808 Yeah. 583 00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:46,354 I'm sure he's telling his psychiatrist it's all his mother's fault. 584 00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:47,981 What, a psychiatrist? 585 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:51,609 Yeah, a psychiatrist. 586 00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:54,612 He's been seeing one for a while now. 587 00:42:56,615 --> 00:42:58,533 God only knows what he says. 588 00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:01,411 - Tony? - Yes, Tony. 589 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:04,998 Tony, who had such a terrible mother. 590 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:06,708 A psychiatrist? 591 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:10,295 Yes, Junior. For chrissake! 592 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:14,549 Show of hands, how many people think JFK is still alive? Come on. 593 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:19,971 They should take a Zapruder film of your salad bar. Hello? Help me out! 594 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:22,307 Who? The psychiatrist, I mean. 595 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:24,559 Do you think I know? 596 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,687 - What did you say to Tony about this? - Me? 597 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,355 Nothing. 598 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,358 I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. 599 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:37,697 And, Junior, I don't want there to be any repercussions. 600 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,534 A psychiatrist? 601 00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:46,539 You're a broken record. Yes, yes! 602 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:48,750 Do I have to...? 603 00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:55,214 Do I have to say it again? 604 00:43:57,718 --> 00:44:02,013 Picture yourself at Ellis Island. How does that sound? 605 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,603 It's me. Leave a message. 606 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:11,481 Christopher? It's Mommy. 607 00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:13,983 I know you're there. Pick it up. 608 00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:17,779 Are you all right? I'm worried about you. 609 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:22,617 My God, they mentioned your name in the newspaper. The Star-Ledger. 610 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:26,913 Mrs. Jones told me. With all those scumbags! 611 00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:30,416 It's been a while since we met for therapy. 612 00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:35,838 Jason, how's Bard? 613 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:42,345 I'm moving into a smoke-free dorm. 614 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,933 And how do we feel about that? 615 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:50,019 I'm interested in discussing what we mentioned. 616 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:54,065 Jason, are you concerned that your mother is treating this patient X? 617 00:44:55,442 --> 00:44:57,944 I don't care. 618 00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:03,157 As a colleague, Jen, I suggest you drop the patient. 619 00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:05,118 After her last encounter... 620 00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:06,911 she finally acknowledged... 621 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:10,289 that she saw the different side of him, the subhuman. 622 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,625 I take it you were frightened. 623 00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:15,461 Frightened, revolted. 624 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,547 At last, appropriate emotions. 625 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:20,174 Oh, for chrissake, Richard. You too, Sam. 626 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:23,428 When did we become afraid to get our hands dirty? 627 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,304 It's what she gets paid for. 628 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:28,307 Jason, how would you like to see your mother? 629 00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:34,188 Never mind, I'm not gonna paint any graphic images. 630 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:37,191 See? He always does that. 631 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,443 What? 632 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:41,738 Follow that up, Jase. Dad does what? 633 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:44,824 His issue is that I should distance myself from this man... 634 00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:47,827 on the grounds of the stigma that he brings us. 635 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,706 I say refer this patient to a therapist... 636 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:56,002 that specializes in Mafia depression. 637 00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:00,798 This isn't funny. 638 00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:02,717 No, of course not. 639 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:09,557 Jen has a real honest to goodness personal and professional dilemma. 640 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:17,273 You know, on my mother's side, we have a few dark sheep. 641 00:46:17,524 --> 00:46:18,733 Excuse me? 642 00:46:20,694 --> 00:46:21,736 Lepke. 643 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,075 Who's Lepke? 644 00:46:29,077 --> 00:46:31,537 Louis Lepke Buchalter. 645 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,707 You know. Murder, Incorporated. 646 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:40,546 My mother's uncle was Lepke's wheelman. 647 00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:42,381 His driver. 648 00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:49,055 Those were some tough Jews. 50149

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