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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,300 66... 2 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,800 67... 3 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,400 68... 4 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:11,200 69... 5 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:12,700 70... 6 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,600 71... 7 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:16,100 72... 8 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:17,900 73... 9 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,700 74... 10 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,400 75... 11 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 76... 12 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:25,100 77... 13 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:26,900 78... 14 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,600 79... 15 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:30,400 80... 16 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:32,200 81... 17 00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:34,000 82... 18 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,100 83... 19 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,600 84... 20 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,700 85... 21 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,900 86... 22 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,300 87... 23 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,100 88... 24 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,700 89... 25 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:48,800 90... 26 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,400 Burt. Shut that bloody thing up. 27 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,600 Do you know what time it is? Burt! 28 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:39,100 Burt! org tua bodoh 29 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,100 apa yang kau buat? 30 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:43,100 maaf George, apa kau cakap? 31 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,800 kau tahu pukul berapa sekarang ni? 32 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,600 maaf, banyak pekara yang nak dilkukan hari ni. 33 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,900 Dan anda tahu apa yang mereka katakan. "Siapa cepat dia dapat" 34 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,800 jika anda melakukan ini lagi, Sekali lagi, saya memanggil polis 35 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,699 Dan bagaimana pula memotong rumput anda 36 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:01,900 Ia satu merosakkan pemandangan dikejiranan kita. 37 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,700 ya, baiklah. 38 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,500 Hi, budak. 39 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,100 inilah dia... 40 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:37,600 ramuan yg sempurna... 41 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,400 2 bahagian Chevy... 42 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,800 1 bahagian Ford. 43 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:50,900 Saya fikir '36 piston Chevy 44 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,700 mesti mempunyai sentuhan titanium atau sesuatu di dalamnya 45 00:04:53,701 --> 00:04:55,600 mereka sangat bagus, kamu tahu 46 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,300 hei, cereknya mendidih 47 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,500 buat macam rumah sendiri, buatlah teh. 48 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,200 Boleh saya makan biskut? 49 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:11,200 Apa? Bolehkah saya makan gingernut 50 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,600 Ya, anda tahu di mana ia, ambillah sendiri. 51 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:20,000 Sekarang anda duduk, diam-diam disana. 52 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,500 ok. Apa yang anda lakukan untuk Krismas, Burt 53 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,600 Krismas? Saya tidak tahu. Mengapa? 54 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,899 Adakah anda mengharapkan hadiah atau sesuatu 55 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:40,000 Tidak, saya cuma tanya jika awak ada pergi kemana-mana.Tidak. 56 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:43,900 Tiada masa untuk Krismas, ada banyak kerja untuk dilakukan 57 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,300 I only managed twenty seven test runs this year. 58 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,400 You know, twenty four on the beach and three on the road. 59 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:52,300 All illegal like. 60 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:56,600 I was going a bit over the speed limit, I'll have to admit. 61 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,300 - How fast were you going? - I don't know, I haven't a clue. 62 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,300 That's why I have to get up to Bonneville. 63 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,300 Found out how fast she will go. 64 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,700 Now, there you go. 65 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,400 Got to get the piston out of the mould... 66 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:27,600 and Bob's your uncle. 67 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,300 Right, this is... 68 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,300 the last part of the operation now. 69 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,800 To chill the metal. 70 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:38,100 It heat treats it. Right, watch yourself. 71 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,100 That's where I got the water for the kettle from. 72 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:49,200 Well, you know, it gives the tea a nice tang of titanium, doesn't it? 73 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,399 Now this bloke, he once asked me... 74 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:55,500 "How do you heat treat your pistons?" And I said: "I don't, mate"... 75 00:06:55,501 --> 00:06:59,600 I just, you know, bung them in cold water and Bob's your uncle". 76 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:02,499 And he said: "Well, that's the heat treatment"... 77 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:06,600 and he just laughed and shook his head and walked away like. 78 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:09,499 Well, look this could be the perfect piston. 79 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,300 It blooming well ought to be, I've made hundreds of them. 80 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:16,000 Look at them all up there, all blown to smithereens. 81 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:20,400 - You made all those? - Yeah, I did. Look perfect. 82 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,800 Beautiful, no inclusions see? 83 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:28,600 Now Tommy, does your mother have a carving knife I could borrow? 84 00:07:28,601 --> 00:07:29,900 Carving knife? Yeah? 85 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,900 Yeah. I need a good sharp knife. 86 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,700 Hang on. 87 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,700 - Thomas, what are you up to? - Nothing, Mum. 88 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,199 Can I have some bread and peanut butter? 89 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,000 Ok, but make sure you put everything away when you've finished. 90 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,500 Sorry about that. 91 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,600 Tom. 92 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,200 - Don't forget the wood. - No, Mum. 93 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,100 Right. 94 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,300 I hope to get as much... 95 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:16,900 rubber off as possible. 96 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,900 It has to be perfectly bald, like that, you see. 97 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,900 - Why's that? - Well, at high speed... 98 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,400 the centrifugal force... 99 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,900 expands the tyre and... 100 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:33,000 it rubs against the frame of the bike. 101 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,900 Have to be careful not to cut through the cords though. 102 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,800 - Why do you pee on your lemon tree? - What? 103 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,400 Why do you pee on your lemon tree? 104 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,800 - Who says I do that? - Mum says she sees you... 105 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:52,300 every morning and she goes on and on about it. 106 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,800 Does she? 107 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:59,900 Well, it's good for it. You shouldn't waste anything in this world, sonny. 108 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,300 - Well, I'd better be off home. - Alright then. 109 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,700 Mum gets a bit cross if I stay over here too long. 110 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,900 She does. 111 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:13,500 - Are you finished with the knife? - Not yet, I'll drop it by later. 112 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,800 No, don't do that, I'll pick it up after school tomorrow. 113 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,300 Alright. 114 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,500 - Bye. - Cheerio. 115 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,299 - Burt Munro. - Yeah. 116 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:34,600 I believe you have my carving knife. 117 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,900 - Oh yes. - And my sharpener. 118 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,800 Hang on, here we are. 119 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,700 Well, thanks a lot, love. 120 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,300 G'day Frank. How are you? 121 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,100 Oh not bad, could be better, could be worse. 122 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,200 I see your front tyre's going a bit flat on you there, Burt. 123 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,800 Yeah, well, the good news is, it's only flat on the bottom. 124 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,100 I'll see you tomorrow night for the fun and games. 125 00:10:10,101 --> 00:10:11,100 It'll be a good one. 126 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,500 Hello, Fran. 127 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,700 - Give us the lot will you? The usual. - One pension check. Coming up. 128 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,500 Fran... 129 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:26,600 I want to ask you a question, the answer to which is... 130 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,400 a definite yes. 131 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,100 - Alright, Fran? - Alright. 132 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,900 Yes. 133 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,200 What is the question, Burt? 134 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:39,800 Would you feel inclined to, you know, accompany... 135 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,600 an impeccable young gentleman to a local do tomorrow night? 136 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,800 You're asking me on a date, Burt Munro? 137 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,200 Well, yeah, I suppose I am actually, aren't I? 138 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,100 - Would you? - You're on. 139 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,000 - Hello, son. - Hey, Burt. 140 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,500 That's disgusting. 141 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,900 It is, isn't it? 142 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,800 All dressed up for the do tonight... 143 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,699 and I couldn't get my best shoes on... 144 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:17,300 because my toe nails had grown like oyster shells. 145 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,300 Alright... 146 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,200 this should do the trick. 147 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,000 There, look at that. 148 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,600 Little twinkle toes. 149 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,500 - Thanks, Burt. - Right on. 150 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,800 - Evening, Burt. - Thank you... 151 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,300 - this is Fran. - Hello, Fran. 152 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,000 Thank you very much. 153 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,200 - Hello, Duncan. - Burt. 154 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:56,900 Just going to say hello and be back in a second, love, alright? 155 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,200 - How are you? - Bike going well? 156 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,600 Yeah, not too bad. 157 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,200 - Happy birthday, Burt. - Thanks a lot, mate. 158 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,500 This is a bit of a surprise, isn't it? 159 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,799 Would you like to buy a raffle ticket or two? 160 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,800 - What's it for? - Porky the Pig plus two dozen beers. 161 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,700 We're raising money to send Burt to the USA. Our mate, Burt. 162 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,800 Hello. Come on and dance. 163 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:25,600 - What's this? The twist? - This is the twist. You know the twist? 164 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,800 Come twist with me. 165 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,000 See you can twist. 166 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,900 - That's it, that's it. - This must be it, the atomic invasion. 167 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,600 Then the air clears and the dust settles down. 168 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,400 You look outside, have they levelled the town? 169 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,200 But there, in the yard... 170 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,100 so briskly alive... 171 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,500 stands Burt Munro's trusty... 172 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:54,000 old Indian Scout '45. 173 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,600 That was a wonderful tribute to Burt. 174 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,700 Now come on Burt, we want you up on stage, come on... 175 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,400 come on, up you come. 176 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:13,400 I hope all of you have bought a raffle ticket tonight... 177 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:17,900 because we believe Burt will put the Southland Motorcycle Club... 178 00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:19,000 on the map. 179 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,300 What's going on out there? 180 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,300 Get out of here. 181 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,300 Oh, dear. 182 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:48,200 Well folks, it looks like I've cracked it, I've um you know. 183 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,100 You Burt Munro? 184 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,500 - What did he say? - I said, are you Burt Munro? 185 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,300 Are you looking for old Burt? 186 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,600 I don't know, anyone seen Burt anywhere? 187 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,600 Anyone seen Burt? 188 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,900 - No, he's... - You are, you're Burt Munro. 189 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,100 You're the old codger, rides the Army Indian right? 190 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,600 That old joker. Burt Munro. Yeah. 191 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,800 Yeah, that's me I think. 192 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:14,800 Now the, ah, young fella, the army Indian is a real dog... 193 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,000 what I've got is the... 194 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:21,600 genuine article, the 1920 V twin Scout. 195 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:25,200 - That's the one with the pedals, right? - Don't put up with that, Burt. 196 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:31,700 No, well. Well, I don't know what sort of push bikes you monkeys came into town on... 197 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:36,600 but I know my old timer would trash the backsides of whatever they are. 198 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,400 - I don't think so, granddad. - No. 199 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:44,500 Well, why don't you chaps put your money where your mouth is? 200 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,200 You're on. You old coot. 201 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,400 - Looks like they've chickened out, Burt. - What? 202 00:14:53,401 --> 00:14:55,800 - Looks like they've chickened out. - They're here. 203 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,400 They're here. 204 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,200 That's nice of them to show up isn't it? 205 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,100 A hundred says the Indian comes last. 206 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,600 Right. 207 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,400 Come on, Burt. 208 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,000 Ready, steady... 209 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,600 go. 210 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,800 Come on, give me a push. 211 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,300 - Come on. - Come on, Burt. 212 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,000 Give me a push. Come on, push hard. 213 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,700 Bugger it. 214 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,500 Bugger it. 215 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,600 Come on! Go! 216 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,700 Bugger! 217 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,600 Nice bike, granddad. 218 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,200 Loser. 219 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,800 Thanks, fellas. 220 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,400 - Better luck next time. - Better luck, Burt. 221 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,800 There you go. 222 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,000 - Well, thanks, love. - Careful, it's hot. 223 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,300 Well, at least I gave them a good run for their money. 224 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,400 On the downward leg anyway. 225 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:41,000 Burt... What's it going to cost to get over to America? 226 00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:42,499 Sorry, love. What did you say? 227 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,500 How much is it gonna cost to get over to America? 228 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:48,300 I don't know, about two thousand I'm told. 229 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,900 And how much money have you got now? 230 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:56,800 Apart from today's disaster and the dough from last night and... 231 00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:59,900 the pension money I've been saving... 232 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:05,100 ...about twelve hundred and 75 dollars, United States dollars, I reckon. 233 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,900 Well, I could lend you some money. 234 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:13,000 That's very kind of you Fran love, but no. I couldn't do that love. No, thanks. 235 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,400 Well, there must be something you can do. 236 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,800 Well, I haven't told anyone else this, Fran, but... 237 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,700 I don't reckon I'll be going to Bonneville. I mean not this year anyway and... 238 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,200 you know, seven hundred dollars is a lot of money to find... 239 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:32,700 and the boat leaves in five days. 240 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:39,300 Except I would like to see how fast she would really go... 241 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:44,600 before I fall off the perch as it were. Before I ah, kicked the old bucket. 242 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,500 Hello, Lloyd. 243 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,200 Gidday, Burt. 244 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400 Shame about the fall. 245 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,500 Well, I'm still in one piece aren't I? 246 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,999 What are you having tonight? 247 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,400 Specialty of the house, pea, pie and pud. 248 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,200 - That's five bob. - Alright. 249 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,100 Burt? Why don't you take out a mortgage on your house? 250 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,100 - What house? - Well, your property. 251 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,100 I mean it's worth something. 252 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,299 Here you are. 253 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,600 Burt Munro, look at the colour of your hands. 254 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,300 - What's the matter with them. - You're gonna wash those mitts... 255 00:19:24,301 --> 00:19:26,100 before you put them anywhere near me. 256 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,700 There we are. 257 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,600 Wakee, wakee. 258 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,900 Time to rise... 259 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,400 and shine. 260 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,800 Burt, you're a sweetie. 261 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,400 Got to get out of here before the neighbours spot me. 262 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,700 Burt, this tastes a bit odd. 263 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:24,900 Metallic! 264 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:30,100 You are my sunshine My only sunshine 265 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,400 Oh, crikey! 266 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,100 What? 267 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,800 I've got a pain in my chest. 268 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,100 He's in the shed, hurry. 269 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,100 Mum, Dad, something's happened to Burt. 270 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,400 Burt, what's wrong with you? 271 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,900 I'll be alright Tommy, don't worry about me. 272 00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,300 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 273 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,600 What are you all staring at? Dirty old men need love too. 274 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,700 - Mr. Munro. - Hello. 275 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:33,400 So, what's the story, Doc? 276 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:37,800 - I'm sorry, it's not good news. - Oh, yeah. Well, fire away. 277 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,200 You've had an attack of angina. 278 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,200 You have arterial sclerosis. 279 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,300 And what's that? 280 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,200 It's a narrowing of the arteries from the heart. 281 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400 Oh, dear. 282 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,900 Yeah, I'm afraid there's not too much we can do for you at your age... 283 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,100 other than suggesting you take it easy. 284 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:59,500 Look if you have another attack, pop one of these under your tongue... 285 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,900 let it dissolve and then swallow the saliva. 286 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,500 The pain should be gone in thirty seconds. 287 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,400 - Yeah, what do you call these things? - Trinitrate pills. 288 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,200 Um better known as nitro glycerine. 289 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,900 - The stuff you blow things up with. - Yes, but in much smaller quantities. 290 00:22:13,901 --> 00:22:14,900 Alright. 291 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,900 Will this have any affect on me riding my bike? 292 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,300 Unfortunately, I think your motorcycling days are over. 293 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,600 Like hell they are. 294 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:42,600 It won't be much longer. 295 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,400 Springfield. 296 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,400 Springfield. That's where the Indians come from. 297 00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:00,100 - Indians? - Yeah, the Indians... 298 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,600 from Springfield, Massachusetts. 299 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,500 The world's greatest motorcycle. 300 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,200 - Is that so? - That's right. 301 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,000 - You can come through now. - Alright, thank you. 302 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,700 Yeah, Springfield. 303 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,000 The plan is for me to drive up to Timaru and... 304 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:25,200 there me and my bike... will catch a boat to the US of A to... 305 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:28,700 Los Angeles, and the boat leaves on Saturday. 306 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:31,500 And I'll buy a car in Los Angeles... 307 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,200 and drive up to Utah, to the Bonneville Salt Flats. 308 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,700 - It's really important you do this trip? - Sure is mate, you know. 309 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,200 Ever since I was a lad I've been interested in things that go fast... 310 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,300 you know things that roll and go and... 311 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:48,000 at Bonneville things go real fast. It's... 312 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:51,600 this giant dried up lake bed... 313 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,499 and it goes for miles and miles and it's dead flat... 314 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:58,500 and you can drive a vehicle just as fast as it will go and it's... 315 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,799 ...one of the few places on earth... 316 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:06,000 where you can find out just what your machine is capable of. 317 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:10,800 In fact here I'm on the, that's me on the front of the New Zealand Motorcyclist. 318 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:12,400 That's the Indian there. 319 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,600 - Very good! - Yeah, a few years ago. 320 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,599 So I'd best be off soon... 321 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,200 because I don't know how much longer I've got to live you see. 322 00:24:19,201 --> 00:24:21,599 Yes, I don't think I heard that last statement. 323 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,800 I said I don't know how much longer I've got to live. 324 00:24:23,801 --> 00:24:25,400 I heard you the first time. 325 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,400 So... tell me, Burt. 326 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,500 What are you offering as collateral for this loan? 327 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:35,200 Well, my tools, my bits and pieces, my trophies and a lot of things like this. 328 00:24:35,201 --> 00:24:38,300 Well, I don't think they'd be of much interest to the bank... 329 00:24:38,301 --> 00:24:40,500 I think we'd be looking for something more substantial. 330 00:24:40,501 --> 00:24:43,500 Something like the deed of title to your property. 331 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:49,200 - Did you get the money? - Yep, I'm off on Thursday. 332 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,500 Thursday? That soon? I wish I could come too. 333 00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:54,600 Oh, maybe next time. 334 00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:59,900 Thomas. It's dinner time. Come home now. 335 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:03,200 - Nearly finished, Mrs. Jackson. - Yeah, Mum, we're almost finished. 336 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,400 See you after dinner, Burt. 337 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,500 Alright, lad. 338 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,300 Hey, not so fast. 339 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,100 I'm the record breaker. 340 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,300 Where are you going? 341 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:28,800 And that's the... 342 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:32,500 before I put the... you know, the streamliner on it. 343 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:37,700 What's that one? 344 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:42,800 That's a girlfriend of mine when I first bought the bike. 345 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:44,500 It was a long time ago that was. 346 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,500 Aren't you scared you'll kill yourself if you crash? 347 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,700 No... 348 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,899 you... 349 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:57,400 live more in five minutes on a bike like this... 350 00:25:57,700 --> 00:26:00,300 going flat out than some people live in a lifetime. 351 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:02,799 And... 352 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:07,000 yeah, more in five minutes. That's my Dad there. 353 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,700 And my mum. 354 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,600 They're all gone. 355 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,800 God, it's gone by so fast! 356 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:20,600 You know, danger is the spice of life... 357 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,900 and you've got to take a risk every now and again haven't you, son? 358 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,300 You know that's what makes life worthwhile. 359 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,200 And you know, having some nice ladies around... 360 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,700 ...can be a big help, mind you. 361 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:38,600 - You really don't get scared? - No, no. 362 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,200 You know... 363 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,300 when I was a boy about your age... 364 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,600 I had a little twin brother whose name was Ernie... 365 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:52,200 and one day our Dad was out the back cutting down a tree... 366 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 and... 367 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:59,700 suddenly it got hung up, the tree that is, it got stuck on something and... 368 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:04,000 Ernie went to go and help. All of a sudden the tree... 369 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:08,500 slipped and fell on him and killed him stone dead. 370 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,900 I always remember that. 371 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:21,100 Anyway, since then I've always tried never to be scared of anything. 372 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,999 Although I must say before... 373 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,300 a big bike event I do sometimes get nervous, you know... 374 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,500 if the butterflies in my stomach were cows... 375 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,800 I'd be able to start a dairy farm. 376 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,600 That's funny. 377 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:43,800 When they took you off in the ambulance to the hospital. What happened? 378 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,700 I don't know, just a touch of indigestion I think. 379 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:50,600 Yeah, that's all it was. There's nothing wrong with me, don't you worry about me. 380 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:52,400 And anyway at my age... 381 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:56,300 any day above ground and vertical is a good day. 382 00:27:56,900 --> 00:28:00,000 Listen, you take care of this until I get back alright? 383 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,500 - What happens if you don't come back? - We'll talk about that then shan't we. 384 00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,599 - Hey, Burt? - Yeah. 385 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,500 Don't forget to mow your lawns will you? 386 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,800 - What? - Don't forget to mow your lawns. 387 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:14,700 My Dad goes on and on about it. 388 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:16,000 He does, does he? 389 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,300 He says it lowers the property values of the neighbourhood. 390 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,900 Well, oh dear, we can't have that can we? 391 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:48,500 What are you doing? 392 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,100 Hello, son. I'm just getting rid of the grass. 393 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,700 Burt, what the hell are you doing this time? 394 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,100 Oh, like you said George I'm getting rid of the grass... 395 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,200 being a good neighbour before I leave tomorrow. 396 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,900 Tom, Tom! Get back inside now! 397 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:07,900 Now! 398 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,700 Honestly, Burt! 399 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:17,700 - What are they doing here? - It might be the fire, Burt. 400 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,600 Right, the tyre goes in first. 401 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,600 That's it. 402 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:33,600 That's it, Jeff. You've got it. 403 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:35,800 This goes in here. 404 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,900 Pills... 405 00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:41,100 license, passport. 406 00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:44,600 Right, let's see, I've got everything? 407 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:49,000 Spectacles, testicles, watch and wallet. 408 00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:50,600 What are you laughing at? 409 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,100 I'm on my way. 410 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:54,700 - Dad says to call us collect. - What? 411 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,400 Dad says to call us collect. 412 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,900 - That's nice of him. - Tell us how you get on. 413 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,600 Thank you. 414 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,300 That's our phone number. 415 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:07,100 - Do you think you'll break the record? - Well, I hope so. 416 00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,900 Dad doesn't think you can do it. 417 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,400 Is that what he said? 418 00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:15,700 He said everyone thinks that. 419 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,600 Well... 420 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,100 Except me. 421 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,900 You're a good boy, Tom. 422 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,000 I'll tell you something, son. 423 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:38,200 If you don't follow through on your dreams, you might as well be a vegetable. 424 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,700 What type of vegetable? 425 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:43,400 I don't know... 426 00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:45,000 a cabbage. 427 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:47,300 Yeah... 428 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,800 a cabbage. 429 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,750 There you are. Don't lose it, will you? 430 00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:54,800 - I promise I'll look after it. - Right. 431 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000 So keep an eye on the place for me won't you, Tom. 432 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,500 And... 433 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:05,000 don't forget to feed the fowls. 434 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,600 - That's my job. - Yeah. 435 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,799 And... 436 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,000 you can give the eggs to Mum and... 437 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:12,800 what else is there? 438 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,600 Oh, yes... 439 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,500 you can pee on my lemon tree for me if you like, while I'm away. 440 00:31:19,501 --> 00:31:22,400 And there's nothing wrong with peeing on your lemon tree... 441 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:26,400 as Confucius used to say, it's the best natural fertilizer in the world. 442 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,100 - Who's Confucius? - He's some bloke who lives up in Dunedin. 443 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,200 Thanks for you help, chaps. 444 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,000 - Good luck, Burt. - Thanks, Jeff. 445 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,700 - You show them over there in the States. - I will. 446 00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:36,900 Take it easy, Burt. 447 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,600 That's not one of the things I'm planning on doing, George. 448 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:40,950 Cheerio, love. 449 00:31:40,951 --> 00:31:42,200 Good luck. 450 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,600 Cheerio, my friend. 451 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,700 If you don't go when you wanna go when you do go, you'll find you're gone. 452 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,300 - I'll see ya. - See ya, Burt. 453 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,000 Bye, Burt. 454 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,900 - Good luck. - Cheerio. 455 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,400 See ya, Burt. 456 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:07,900 Look at that! 457 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,700 Well, Fran, I'm finally on my way. 458 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,600 I thought some more of the blokes from the club... 459 00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:31,000 would have dropped by to see me off. 460 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,000 Well, they probably had to work today. 461 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,900 Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 462 00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:39,400 Yeah, young Tom tells me... 463 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,300 that no one thinks I can do it. 464 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,300 - Do you think I can do it, Fran? - I don't know, Burt. 465 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,700 I don't think it really matters one way or the other. 466 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:57,300 You know, I read something once, years ago. 467 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,500 I learnt it off by heart. 468 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,000 It was Theodore Roosevelt said it... 469 00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:09,900 it's not the critic that counts... 470 00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:14,300 not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles... 471 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:19,300 or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. 472 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,700 The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena. 473 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Wind your window down! Down. 474 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,600 What? 475 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,499 Some beer money. 476 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,700 - What? - Some beer money. 477 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,100 I don't drink. 478 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,600 Good luck. 479 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,100 - You go well. - Thanks, mate. 480 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:50,800 You show 'em Kiwis can fly. 481 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:53,900 Yeah, I'll bring you back the Statue of Liberty. 482 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,900 Good on you mate, thanks a lot. 483 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,100 Hey, not so fast! 484 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,700 Crikey! 485 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,800 Take it easy, mate! 486 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,800 I thought it was a goner. 487 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,500 Better get going. 488 00:34:35,501 --> 00:34:36,800 Yeah, alright... 489 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,100 take care of the old jalopy, won't you? 490 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:43,599 - You look after yourself. - I will. 491 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,300 You've got your pills and everything, right? 492 00:34:45,301 --> 00:34:47,200 Yeah, yeah, right as rain. 493 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:55,100 - You come back in one piece. - I will, cheerio. 494 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,600 Where's the Captain? 495 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:08,000 Down below. 496 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,000 - Down the gangway there. - Thanks. 497 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,600 There we are. 498 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,800 I'm looking for the Captain. 499 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,500 That's me. 500 00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,700 My name's Burt Munro. 501 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:26,300 I'm supposed to do a job to work my passage to Los Angeles. 502 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,900 - Yeah, well, I hope you can cook. - Cook? 503 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,100 - I'll give it a go. - There's the galley. 504 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,600 Crikey! 505 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,400 Who does the dishes, mate? 506 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:43,200 You. 507 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:50,100 Smells good. 508 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,000 What do you have for us today, Burt? 509 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,100 It's good Kiwi tucker. 510 00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:59,200 Don't let Burt see you doing that. 511 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,300 Here, don't spoil it with all that sauce. 512 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,500 - Sorry, Burt. - Stone the crows! 513 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,299 Are you going to watch the movie, Burt? 514 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:14,000 - What's that? - Are you going to watch the movie? 515 00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:17,400 - What's it called? - Broken Barrier. 516 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000 - It's supposed to be good. - Is Jane Russell in it? 517 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,600 There's a spare seat over here, Burt. 518 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,400 Smoke? 519 00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:36,100 - No. Not for me, mate. - You don't smoke Burt? 520 00:36:36,101 --> 00:36:38,500 No, I don't and that's why people say to me... 521 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,650 how do you keep going at your age, Burt... 522 00:36:40,651 --> 00:36:42,499 and I say, well because I don't smoke... 523 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:45,300 so I'm telling you young monkeys, don't smoke. 524 00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:48,700 You can laugh, but my Dad said... 525 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,100 why contaminate your lungs with tobacco smoke? 526 00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:54,400 The only thing you accomplish with smoking is destroying your lungs... 527 00:36:54,401 --> 00:36:57,000 - and shortening your life. - Kill the lights. 528 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,000 Is Jane Russell in this? 529 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,500 Go well, Burt. 530 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:07,900 - Thanks, mate. 531 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,300 - Good luck to you, Burt. - Thanks. 532 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,300 Remember what I said. Don't smoke. 533 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,100 I'm trying. 534 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,800 Cheerio, mates. See ya. 535 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,700 Welcome to the United States. Customs to the left. 536 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,400 Thank you, good to be here. 537 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:28,900 G'day. 538 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,400 G'day. 539 00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:39,200 Please, stand behind the yellow line until you are called, sir. 540 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:40,300 What's that? 541 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,900 - Behind the yellow line. - Yellow line? 542 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,100 G'day. 543 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,700 Passport and customs declaration, please sir. 544 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,300 There you are. 545 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,900 How long do you intend to stay in the United States? 546 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:11,300 However long it takes me to get to Bonneville and back. 547 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,499 And the purpose of your visit? 548 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,900 To set a land speed record on my Indian. 549 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:18,900 Indian? 550 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,500 Mr. Munro... 551 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,800 - So this is your first time to America? - Yes, sir. 552 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,700 You gave some rather odd answers to the Officer... 553 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,800 so we just have a few further questions we'd like to ask you. 554 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:31,600 - Well, fire away. - Well, let's go over again what you said. 555 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,700 Now what exactly do you intend to do here in the United States? 556 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,800 Well, set a land speed record. 557 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:41,000 - And how do you intend to do that, sir? - On my motorcycle. 558 00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:44,600 It's in the hold of the ship at the moment and... 559 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:49,500 they're going to unload it tomorrow. It's an Indian, a 1920 Indian Scout... 560 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,900 modified somewhat. 561 00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:53,800 You know what? 562 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,700 - I think I've read about your bike. - Yeah? 563 00:38:56,900 --> 00:39:00,000 Yeah, it was in Popular Mechanics, a couple of years ago. 564 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,800 That's right, that's me. 565 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,200 A Leslie Hobbs from Christchurch sent that story. 566 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,200 What was it? Fastest motorcycle in Australia? 567 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,200 Yeah, and in New Zealand. 568 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,700 Well, I guess you're legitimate, Mr. Munro. 569 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,700 It sounds like we should be very honoured to have you here in America. 570 00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:20,400 - Well, thank you. - We're going to give you six months... 571 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,600 that should be time enough to get the job done. 572 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,100 - Welcome to the USA. - Thank you very much. 573 00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,000 - Good luck, sir. - Thank you. 574 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,800 - Gears in the trunk. - What? 575 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,400 Bags in the back. 576 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:41,300 Bag, back! 577 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,400 Don't worry about me, I'll do it myself. 578 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:46,200 Strewth! 579 00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:01,500 Sit in the back, in the back! 580 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,800 - What? - You, in the back! 581 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,200 Tell you something, mate, you don't want to get old around here. 582 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,400 Ta ra. 583 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,600 - Where to? - What? 584 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:20,299 - Where to? - Hollywood. 585 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:23,700 Yeah, I want to go to Hollywood, I want to see the film stars. 586 00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:26,300 Okay, we go to Hollywood. 587 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:28,300 Where in Hollywood? 588 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,500 A motel on Sunset Boulevard... 589 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,000 I hear that's a pretty great street. 590 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,200 I don't know who you talking to lately. Which motel? 591 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,000 Recommend one. 592 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:43,800 Come on man, what do you think I am, an encyclopaedia? 593 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,700 Drop me somewhere and I'll sort it out myself. 594 00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:58,100 Must have a bit electricity bill here. 595 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,700 Firestone... 596 00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:05,700 Shell. 597 00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:11,500 It's all about cars, isn't it? I've never seen so many cars. 598 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:15,500 - You say something, man? - I said I've never seen so many cars. 599 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,200 Got to get around somehow. 600 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,100 Look, there's a bowling alley. Do you bowl? 601 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,300 What's he honking his horn about? 602 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,000 Jesus! Crikey, did you see that? 603 00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:43,100 That blokes backing into that geaser's car. 604 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,500 He's crazy, he's nuts. 605 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,000 He did it again. 606 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:51,700 Don't stare, there's a lot of crazy people in this town. 607 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,800 I've never seen anything like that before. 608 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:07,000 - This should do... - What's the damage? 609 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:09,100 28 dollar, plus bag... 610 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,300 - 29 dollar. - What? 611 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,600 Did you just say what I thought you said? 612 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,900 - Are you deaf? - What? 613 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,400 - Are you deaf? - Yeah, I am a bit deaf, but I'm not stupid. 614 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,400 - How much did you say it was? - 29 dollar. 615 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:29,000 No, I don't want to buy the cab, mate. I just want to pay the fare, that's all. 616 00:42:29,001 --> 00:42:30,700 - Where you from? - What? 617 00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:34,000 - You a British? - No, you must be joking... 618 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,500 I'm no Pommie, I'm from New Zealand. 619 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,100 Well, this is America. 620 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,900 And the fare, right there on the meter, 29 dollar. 621 00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,900 Open your wallet and let the moths out. 622 00:42:45,100 --> 00:42:46,500 I'm doing it, I'm doing it. 623 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:49,700 There you go, 29 dollars. 624 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,800 - No, don't forget the tip. - What? 625 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,300 Yes, we tip in America. 626 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,400 Ten percent. 627 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,300 - How much? - Ten percent. 628 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,700 Oh yeah, there you go, ten cents. 629 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,900 Excuse me, sir. 630 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:13,200 - You look like a generous man, sir. - What? 631 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,200 - You look like a generous man. - Oh do I? 632 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,700 Yes you do. Would you like to buy a flower to give to someone special? 633 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Well, sorry I don't have any cash. 634 00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:23,500 Don't worry, the money goes to a good cause. 635 00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:26,300 It's for an organization that helps needy people. 636 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,500 Oh alright, well, how much is it? 637 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,100 - Just give what you can afford. - Alright, well. 638 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,099 They all look the same to me. They're all green. 639 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,800 - Yes, that's why we call them greenbacks. - That looks like a one. 640 00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:39,500 - Look there's one. - No, that's a ten. 641 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,400 - Thanks, you have a good day. - No, that's a ten. 642 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,500 Hey come on miss, that's a ten. 643 00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:45,100 I didn't want to pay that much. 644 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,800 Hey, come back. 645 00:43:50,699 --> 00:43:51,699 Crikey. 646 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:53,200 - Hey baby. - What do you want? 647 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,700 - You wanna go? - Go where? 648 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:58,300 - Go inside. - I'm going inside. 649 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:01,000 I'll take you around the world. 650 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,000 I've just come from halfway around the world. 651 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:04,800 15 bucks, baby. 652 00:44:04,801 --> 00:44:06,100 15 bucks. 653 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:08,100 No, sorry, go away. 654 00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:16,200 Hello. 655 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,600 - I need a room. - A room will cost you five bucks an hour. 656 00:44:24,601 --> 00:44:26,700 I'm planning on staying a wee bit longer than that. 657 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,500 - How long? - I don't know, a couple of days I guess. 658 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,700 - Double occupancy? - What? 659 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,400 Double occupancy? 660 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,000 No, just me, myself and I. 661 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,000 Will it cost a lot because I can't afford a lot. 662 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:43,400 - You a member of Triple A? - What? 663 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,000 - Are you a Triple A member? - Never heard of them. 664 00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:47,500 Never heard of Triple A? 665 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:51,000 No Miss Brittle Britches, I have not heard of Triple A. 666 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,500 Okay, let's just say you are a member, doll. 667 00:44:54,501 --> 00:44:56,500 - Alright. - That'll save you ten percent. 668 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,800 How does 22 bucks a night sound? 669 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,300 That much? Is that cheap? 670 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,800 Honey, that's cheaper than cheap. 671 00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:11,000 - What's your name? - Tina Washington. 672 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,499 Well, Tina Washington, 673 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,100 I want you to have this, it might cheer you up a bit. 674 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,500 Get some of that muck off your pluck. 675 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,300 Well, thank you. 676 00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:22,200 That's the first nice thing that's happened round here all week. 677 00:45:22,201 --> 00:45:23,600 You're welcome. 678 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:26,900 My name's Burt Munro. From New Zealand. 679 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,500 I'm from down under. 680 00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:30,800 Well, hello, Burt Munro from New Zealand down under. 681 00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:33,200 I tell you, I've had a heck of a night. 682 00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:35,500 Welcome to Hollyweird. 683 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,800 Hello? 684 00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:30,300 Anybody home? 685 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,400 - Hello, Tina. - Good morning, Burt. 686 00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,200 You still here? 687 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:40,400 That's why you were so crabby last night. 688 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,900 Don't you ever get any sleep? 689 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,700 I work a night shift. 690 00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:46,400 I'm out of here as soon as James turns up and he's late. 691 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,700 Yeah, could you phone this number for me? 692 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:54,500 Yeah, it's a shipping company and they've got a big box of mine... 693 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,000 and I want to know how to arrange to get it. 694 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:02,400 No, you talk to them, they'll never get my accent. 695 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,100 Okay, what do you want me to ask them? One moment please. 696 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:09,900 Ask them when a Burt Munro's box containing the motorcycle... 697 00:47:09,901 --> 00:47:11,100 will be ready for pick up. 698 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:14,400 Hello, I'm calling for Mr. Burt Munro. 699 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:17,300 Yes, he'd like to know when the box containing his motorcycle... 700 00:47:17,301 --> 00:47:19,400 - will be available for pick up. - What ship? 701 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,400 - What ship? - Rangatira from New Zealand. 702 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,700 The Rangatira from New Zealand. 703 00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:26,600 - It's arrived. - So he can claim it? 704 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,000 Tomorrow from the Long Beach customs holding area. 705 00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:33,200 Okay, thank you, I'll tell him. Bye-bye. 706 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:35,100 That was pretty fast. 707 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,900 You're late. 708 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:42,500 I can't stand another minute in this place. Let me buy you breakfast. 709 00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:47,200 Well, this is great. 710 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,300 You know, I've never seen a menu with photographs before. 711 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,100 - Are you ready to order, sir? - What? 712 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,200 - Are you ready? - Oh yes... 713 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,100 I think the Double Delight, that's for me. 714 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,600 - How would you like your eggs? - What? 715 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,400 How would you like your eggs? 716 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,400 Well, I'd like them cooked. 717 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:11,200 Sunny side up? Over easy? 718 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,900 - I don't know, whatever you recommend. - Over easy's best. 719 00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:17,200 Alright, eggs over easy. 720 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:18,700 Make that two. 721 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,700 Over easy. I must remember that. 722 00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:24,700 Yeah, I like this American breakfast thing. 723 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,400 It's good. 724 00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:32,500 So my girl, where's the best place for me to get a used car? 725 00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:34,000 The valley. 726 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:36,500 After breakfast I could take you there. 727 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,600 Oh, thank you. 728 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,300 And I'm not a girl. 729 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:44,400 I'm a boy. 730 00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:51,900 I thought there was something a little odd about you. 731 00:48:51,901 --> 00:48:54,800 But hey, you're still a sweetheart. 732 00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:58,600 Yep. 733 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,000 Thanks a million, Tina. 734 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:16,400 Hey, there are stacks of cars here. 735 00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:19,400 - I'll be back in the motel later on. - Bye. 736 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:21,700 Bye. 737 00:49:26,199 --> 00:49:27,899 Buenos diaz! 738 00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:29,300 How may I help you, sir? 739 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:33,500 Yeah, I want to buy a car, a cheap car, a very cheap car. 740 00:49:33,501 --> 00:49:35,700 Well, you've come to the right place, amigo. 741 00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:40,400 In fact, if you can find cars like this any cheaper, they're probably stolen. 742 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:44,000 My name's Burt, Burt Munro from New Zealand. Nice to meet you. 743 00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:46,800 I'm Fernando from El Salvador, nice to meet you, Mr. Munro. 744 00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:49,500 - You can call me Burt. - Okay, Mr. Burt. 745 00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:53,300 So how much were you looking to spend here Mr. Burt? 746 00:49:53,301 --> 00:49:54,600 Not a lot Fernando... 747 00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:57,500 I haven't got much left after the cab ride I took yesterday. 748 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,600 You want 399 for this? 749 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,300 It sounds a bit sick. 750 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,100 Well, what would you offer me? 751 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:08,400 Listen, I'll give you 200 if you'll do me a favour. 752 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,100 Throw in the use of your workshop... 753 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:14,800 and some of that junk I see lying around... 754 00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:18,200 I've got to knock up a trailer... 755 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:20,700 to drag my bike over to Bonneville. 756 00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:22,900 That's not a favour, 325 is a favour. 757 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,300 No, 225. 758 00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:28,900 You're a tough customer, Mr. Burt, but I like you... 759 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,500 I'm going to give it to you for 250 and you can use the workshop... 760 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,000 but only at night and keep the noise down. 761 00:50:35,001 --> 00:50:35,700 What about tonight? 762 00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:37,600 Yeah, yeah, tonight's OK. 763 00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:41,500 Stop the car, let's get this thing running properly. 764 00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:56,700 There that sounds better. 765 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,700 - Let me drive. - Okay, come on. 766 00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:04,300 She's singing like a bird now. 767 00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:06,900 Oh, she's a good old girl, isn't she? 768 00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,500 There we are, alright. 769 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,700 - You make a left here, Mr. Burt. - Alright. 770 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,600 The buggers are in the wrong lane. 771 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,300 Stop the car, stop the car. 772 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,500 Turn, turn, this way. 773 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,000 Stop, stop the car. 774 00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:37,100 Keep your shirt on. 775 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,500 - Scoot over, you stupid old bastard. - Thought I was back in New Zealand... 776 00:51:42,501 --> 00:51:45,100 we drive on the other side of the road over there. 777 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,800 Yeah? You're going to get us all killed. 778 00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:52,150 Well, you're not in New Zealand, you're in America. 779 00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:55,000 - I know it. - We drive on the right side of the road. 780 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:07,600 Now, Burt. Let me give you some advice. 781 00:52:09,700 --> 00:52:12,400 When you're driving, not only here in America... 782 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:14,200 but anywhere's around the world... 783 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,700 the driver should always be in the centre of the road. 784 00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:20,750 In the centre. If you're not in the centre... 785 00:52:20,751 --> 00:52:23,400 you're on the wrong side of the road. Okay? 786 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,100 You want this right here? 787 00:52:38,300 --> 00:52:39,500 That's it. 788 00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:41,100 Yeah, good. 789 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,600 Got it. 790 00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:44,900 It's 3 am in the morning. 791 00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:48,100 Yeah, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it? 792 00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:52,100 You know, when I told you that you could use the workshop at night... 793 00:52:52,101 --> 00:52:54,100 I didn't mean all night. My wife's gonna kill me. 794 00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:57,400 You take yourself off home and I'll have a snooze... 795 00:52:57,401 --> 00:53:00,000 in the back of the car and you know, mate... 796 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,599 I'll lock up the place before I go to sleep. 797 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,100 Seems to me like a whole lot of effort to sell a lousy 250 dollar motorcar. 798 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:09,600 Okay, Mr. Burt, you pull the door down. Have a good night. 799 00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:15,500 Fernando. Where do I take a leak around here? 800 00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:17,800 - Leak? - Yeah, a pee... 801 00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:20,100 trouble with the old prostrate, you know. 802 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,700 Yeah, go straight through those doors, there's a door there that says Caballero... 803 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,100 Alright. 804 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:28,100 Well, I'll see you in the morning, early okay? 805 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,400 Good night. 806 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,000 Where were we? 807 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:35,800 Burt? 808 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:39,700 Buenos diaz, Mr. Burt. 809 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,500 - So did you get it all finished? - Yeah. 810 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:49,800 All I need to do is find a couple of wheels and I'll be ready to roll. 811 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:53,000 Well, you know, I have some wheels in the back you can have... 812 00:53:53,001 --> 00:53:55,300 - if you just do me a favour. - Say the word. 813 00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:00,200 Crank her now, Fernando. 814 00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:02,300 Good. 815 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:05,000 - Burt? - Yeah? 816 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,500 You're a god damned genius. 817 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:07,600 Thank you. 818 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,900 Hey listen, why you gotta go? 819 00:54:10,100 --> 00:54:11,900 Why don't you stick around here a while? I'll pay you well. 820 00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:14,400 Sorry, mate, I've got to get to Bonneville by the 23rd... 821 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:18,400 that's when speed week starts and you know, gotta hit the road. 822 00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:21,700 - Well, you've always got a job here. - Thanks mate, I'll see ya. 823 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,700 - Best of luck to you. - Ta ra. 824 00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:26,800 This guy is really good. 825 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,900 Hello, love. 826 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:41,900 I was worried about you. 827 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,200 Housekeeping said you didn't sleep in your bed all night. 828 00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:47,000 Do I get a discount for that? 829 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:48,599 I doubt it. 830 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,100 I need you to show me on a map how to get to Long Beach... 831 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,100 - so I can pick up my bike today. - I'm finished here in 15 minutes. 832 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:55,200 I'll come with you. 833 00:54:58,900 --> 00:55:01,800 Not a bad set of wheels for 250 bucks eh? 834 00:55:01,900 --> 00:55:04,100 - You sure it'll make it to Utah? - Yeah. 835 00:55:04,700 --> 00:55:07,500 This old girl will get you to New Zealand and back. 836 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,100 Here... 837 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,200 - hop in my fair, lady. - Thank you. 838 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:16,300 The bloke who sold me this car, he gave me a good tip... 839 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,800 he said always remember that the driver, that's me... 840 00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:22,400 should be on the centre of the road. 841 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,000 - Look out, look out! - Alright. 842 00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:28,100 In New Zealand we always drive on the other side of the street. 843 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,300 - You do? - Yeah, sorry about that. 844 00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:34,099 Do you want me to drive? 845 00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:36,400 No, it's alright, I have to get used to it, haven't I? 846 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,400 This should be customs right here. 847 00:55:41,401 --> 00:55:42,400 Right. 848 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,700 - Hello. - May I help you, sir? 849 00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:54,700 Yeah, my name's Burt Munro and I've come to pick up my motorcycle... 850 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,500 I came into port two days ago from New Zealand... 851 00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,800 and on a freighter called Rangatira... 852 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,500 and I was told to come here to clear it through customs. 853 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,800 - Mr. Munro. - Yeah, Munro... 854 00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:08,600 M U N R O. 855 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,600 - Wait here a moment, sir. - Thank you. 856 00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:19,800 Mr. Munro is here for that damaged shipment. 857 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000 - Mr. Moonro. - Munro. 858 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,700 - Come with me please, to the storage area. - Is there a problem? 859 00:56:27,701 --> 00:56:29,700 Your consignment has suffered some damage. 860 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:31,700 Oh, no. 861 00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:35,600 Why the heck did I bother to paint these arrows on the side of it then? 862 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:39,000 That's the way it was delivered here unfortunately. 863 00:56:39,001 --> 00:56:40,400 Well, what happened to it? 864 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,500 My information is that ten tons of fertilizer... 865 00:56:42,501 --> 00:56:44,400 was inadvertently loaded on top of your box... 866 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:47,000 while it was in the hold. If I was you I'd sue the shipping company. 867 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:50,500 Sue? I haven't got time to waste my bloomin' life suing anybody. 868 00:56:50,501 --> 00:56:52,699 Get some of your blokes to pull... 869 00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:55,100 this right side up so we can get into the motorcycle... 870 00:56:55,101 --> 00:56:57,500 and see what damage has been done. 871 00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:00,900 Alright, fellows, let's get it unwrapped. 872 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,100 The tail looks alright. 873 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,100 No damage so far. 874 00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:16,500 Oh no damage at all. 875 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,800 Good. 876 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,000 - Lucky it was packed so well. - Yes, it's a blimmin' miracle. 877 00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:26,800 Well, the old Indian lives to fight another day. 878 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,400 Well, thanks a million, Tina. 879 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:38,000 I don't know what I would have done without you today... 880 00:57:38,001 --> 00:57:39,700 you're the real salt of the earth, you know? 881 00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:42,900 Are you sure you wouldn't like to come home for dinner tonight? 882 00:57:42,901 --> 00:57:44,600 - I can't, love. - I could cook you a meal. 883 00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:47,400 I've got to get this show on the road, get out of Dodge as they say. 884 00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:50,100 Okay, my good friend from Kiwi land. 885 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,300 - You stay in touch, won't you? - I will. 886 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,200 Here's my phone number. 887 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,200 - Call me and tell me how you're doing. - I will. Can I call collect? 888 00:57:57,900 --> 00:57:59,100 You can try. 889 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,500 - It's a good job I think you're a woman. - I am a woman. 890 00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:11,100 Yeah, right. Ta ra love, see ya. 891 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,400 - Morning. - Morning. 892 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,400 Fill her up, would you please? 893 00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:45,900 Regular or Ethol? 894 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,400 Who's Ethol? 895 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,700 Alright... 896 00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:52,600 I'll take Ethol. 897 00:58:58,700 --> 00:59:00,600 - Hello, young fella. - Hello. 898 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,300 - Is this a rocket ship? - What? 899 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:05,100 Is this a rocket ship? 900 00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:06,900 I hope so. 901 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,600 Oh Gosh. 902 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,100 What's happened to you? 903 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000 Oh well. 904 01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:07,200 Let's have a look at ya. 905 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:24,800 Got ya! 906 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,700 Come on! 907 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,200 I thought we were going to make it you and me... 908 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,900 and now look what's happened. 909 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,900 - Hello, mate. - Got a problem? 910 01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:42,000 Yeah. Am I glad to see you. 911 01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:46,100 Yeah, I've lost a wheel, help me get my rig back on the road, will you? 912 01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:47,800 Okay, I'll see. 913 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,500 My name's Burt, Burt Munro. 914 01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:52,600 Jake. 915 01:01:52,900 --> 01:01:54,600 - You Indian? - Yes. 916 01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:58,600 Well, this here could be the world's fastest Indian. 917 01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:00,300 Well, at least until just now. 918 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,200 She's a bit heavy mind you. 919 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,000 So let's take it easy, one, two, three. 920 01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:08,400 Right. You live around here, Jake? 921 01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:28,300 What do you want to ride that contraption for? 922 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,300 That's a good question. 923 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:36,200 Well, I guess the reward is in the doing of it. 924 01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:41,200 Jake, I'm dying for a pee. Where do I go? 925 01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,300 There's a little building right there. 926 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,900 I've got a touch of prostrate trouble, you know. 927 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,800 I have similar problems. 928 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:50,499 I thought you blokes would have... 929 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,500 some magic cures for that sort of thing. 930 01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:54,000 Well, we have. 931 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,900 One old remedy is ground up dog balls... 932 01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:01,400 - but I prefer prostrate trouble. - Yeah, I bet you do, mate. 933 01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:06,100 I got you! 934 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,000 Jake, gotta get going, gotta hit the road. 935 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:13,900 - Burt, I have something for you. - What�s that then? 936 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:16,900 What�s this? 937 01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:19,800 - For good luck. - Oh yeah? A piece of j... 938 01:03:19,850 --> 01:03:23,200 I've never worn jewellery before. Thanks, mate. 939 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,700 I've got something for you too. Hang about. 940 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,500 Right... 941 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,200 let's see. 942 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,700 I've got this, it's a spare one, I made it myself. 943 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:40,100 - What do I do with this? - You got a hacksaw? 944 01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:42,800 Just slice the top of it, through where the gudgeon pin goes... 945 01:03:42,801 --> 01:03:44,200 and it'll make a great ash tray. 946 01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:46,200 Not that I approve of smoking, mind you. 947 01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:48,299 - Thank you very much. - Thanks a lot, mate. So long. 948 01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:51,600 - Sorry we couldn't fix your trailer. - That's alright, I'll get there somehow. 949 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,300 Burt? 950 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,900 What? 951 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,500 For the prostrate. 952 01:03:56,900 --> 01:03:58,700 Use with water, plenty of water. 953 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,200 It tastes bad. Really bad. 954 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,900 Dogs balls huh? 955 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,600 Well, thanks a lot mate. See ya. 956 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,300 Hello. 957 01:05:12,100 --> 01:05:13,500 Anyone home? 958 01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:22,700 Hello. 959 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,100 Hello, there. 960 01:05:26,900 --> 01:05:30,200 I've got a spot of bother with my trailer, lost a wheel. 961 01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:35,000 - You're not from around these parts. - No, I'm from down there. 962 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,200 - What? - I'm from down under... 963 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,700 The other side of the world, New Zealand. 964 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,600 Southern most city in the British Empire. 965 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,400 Called Invercargill. 966 01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,900 One of the most beautiful cities on Earth. 967 01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:49,100 Name's Burt Munro. 968 01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:50,700 Burt? Ada. 969 01:05:50,900 --> 01:05:52,200 - What? - Ada. 970 01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:54,900 There she is. 971 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,700 We got some problems here, yes sirree. 972 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,700 I tell you what you need to do. 973 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:10,300 Cannibalize the stuffed axel out of that old Ford right there. 974 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,499 Lucky for you I've got some welding gear. 975 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,700 - We'll get a new wheel on there pronto. - Good. 976 01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:25,600 That's got it. 977 01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:28,700 When you are... 978 01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:30,800 finished there... 979 01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:33,900 I've got something that I want to show you. 980 01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:35,800 Yeah, what's that? 981 01:06:37,900 --> 01:06:39,300 Never you mind. 982 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,300 You just get that wheel on there right. 983 01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:56,200 Why'd you bring me out here? 984 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,800 I want to show you this. 985 01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:00,600 What? 986 01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:01,800 Right here. 987 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:12,700 I laid my old boy to rest twelve years ago next week. 988 01:07:12,900 --> 01:07:14,500 I sure miss him. 989 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,800 I sure do miss the old boy. 990 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,400 He did his level best. 991 01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:22,000 He did. 992 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,600 I always figured a man's like a blade of grass... 993 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,400 he grows up in the spring, strong and healthy and green... 994 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:32,200 and then he reaches middle age and he ripens as it were and... 995 01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:36,300 in the autumn he, like a blade of grass... 996 01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:39,900 he finishes just fades away and he never comes back. 997 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,500 Just like a blade of grass. 998 01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:45,500 I think when you're dead, you're dead. 999 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,800 I've always thought that, since I grew up. 1000 01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:51,300 Is that your philosophy? 1001 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,000 Well, I don't know, yeah, I suppose it is... 1002 01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:57,900 when you get to my age these thoughts cross your mind sometimes. 1003 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:00,700 Jump! 1004 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:02,800 Jump! 1005 01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,700 Sideways, you fool, sideways! 1006 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:09,200 My God, man, haven't you ever seen a snake before? 1007 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,100 No, we don't have snakes in New Zealand. 1008 01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,300 Good God, I ought to move there. 1009 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:15,900 - Where's he going? - Damn rattlers! 1010 01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:19,400 - Any more around here? Oh, God. - Fancy this? 1011 01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:24,200 You come all this way to bite the dust up at Boot Hill? 1012 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,400 That would be a laugh, wouldn't it? 1013 01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:30,100 Be a laugh. 1014 01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:31,500 There you go, there you go. 1015 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,100 Oh, my God! 1016 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,600 Where you gonna sleep tonight? 1017 01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:46,300 I don't know, I've no idea. 1018 01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:50,000 I don't know. 1019 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:12,300 I had a strange dream last night. 1020 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,400 I dreamt about my late... 1021 01:09:17,700 --> 01:09:20,200 twin brother, Ernie. 1022 01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:25,500 I thought he was in the room here looking down on us. 1023 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:31,300 I guess it's all that fun and games... 1024 01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:33,300 at the graveyard. 1025 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:37,600 I suppose. 1026 01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:38,900 Oh, well. 1027 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:43,700 Getting old ain't for the faint of heart I'll tell you that. 1028 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:46,300 Oh, God. What have you done to my back, Ada? 1029 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:51,500 I am getting old. 1030 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:56,900 Come on old girl, make me a cup of tea, I've got to hit the road. 1031 01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,900 Ada, come on, you haven't died in our sleep, have you, old girl? 1032 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:04,200 - Make me a cup of tea. - Come here, lover boy. 1033 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,400 I'll make it myself. 1034 01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:08,200 Thanks. 1035 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:15,300 Now Burt, you promise me you're going to pop in on your way back... 1036 01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:18,399 because I can always use another little cuddle. 1037 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,900 Yeah, that's what I said, Ada, that's what I intend to do. 1038 01:10:21,100 --> 01:10:24,200 There's many good tune played on an old Banjo as they say. 1039 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:28,200 - And what we don't use, we lose. - Well, that's what they say. 1040 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:30,500 See ya. Ta ra, darling. 1041 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,800 And you have good luck with your Indian. 1042 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,800 You should say break a leg. 1043 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,600 See ya. 1044 01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:00,800 Gidday. 1045 01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:02,800 Boy is it hot out there. 1046 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:06,400 I bet the birds fly backwards around here... 1047 01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:08,900 to keep the dust out of their eyes. 1048 01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:12,700 - What can I get you? - I'd like a cup of tea, please. 1049 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,799 - Cup of tea? - Yeah, best drink... 1050 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,700 for quenching the thirst when the weather's hot. 1051 01:11:18,100 --> 01:11:20,600 We haven't seen a cup of tea in here ever. 1052 01:11:20,900 --> 01:11:24,800 We got Coors, we got Schlitz or Miller or Coke and whiskey. 1053 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,100 Well, I'll have coke then. 1054 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:36,200 You know smoking's bad for you, don't you? 1055 01:11:36,900 --> 01:11:38,800 - Is that so? - Yeah. 1056 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,400 Personally I don't smoke and I don't drink. 1057 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,800 I had the right education from my dad on that one. 1058 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,900 He was like King James the first, great anti-smoking man. 1059 01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:51,200 Sounds like you're on a one man crusade there grandpa. 1060 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:54,800 Yeah, well, you're born with one pair of lungs so why destroy... 1061 01:11:54,801 --> 01:11:56,400 them with that muck? 1062 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,000 Where are you from? Where's your home town? 1063 01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:01,500 - You English? - Heavens no... 1064 01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:04,600 I'm no Pommie, I'm from Invercargill in New Zealand. 1065 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:07,000 - Where? - Invercargill. 1066 01:12:07,300 --> 01:12:11,000 I-N-V-E-R-C-A-R-G-I-L-L. 1067 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:15,100 I spell it with one L sometimes to save ink. 1068 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:22,400 - Got any of those critters over there? - Oh yes, much bigger though... 1069 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,000 we breed them down there on big farms... 1070 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:28,500 and we cut off their antlers and send them over to Hong Kong and they... 1071 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:32,200 grind the antlers into dust and they eat that stuff... 1072 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:36,200 must be some sort of aphrodisiac or something. 1073 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,800 Puts lead in your pencil. 1074 01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:42,100 You could do with some of that, Leroy. 1075 01:12:45,100 --> 01:12:46,700 Your girlfriend? 1076 01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:48,300 Wife. 1077 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,400 Oh, dear! 1078 01:12:57,300 --> 01:12:58,600 You alright? 1079 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:35,700 Did you decide to leave Jackie a tip after all? 1080 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:43,100 Look sir, if you're not feeling well you should drop in to the hospital... 1081 01:13:43,101 --> 01:13:44,300 in the next town. 1082 01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:46,500 Alright. 1083 01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:26,200 Roll down your window. 1084 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:27,600 What? 1085 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,400 What's the problem? 1086 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,500 You're parked illegally. 1087 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,000 - You're a danger to the passing traffic. - Am I? 1088 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,200 - Let's see your driver's license. - Yeah, alright. 1089 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:45,900 Here you are. 1090 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,100 - Where are you from? - From New Zealand. 1091 01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:59,300 That's the land of the long white cloud. Aotearoa. 1092 01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:01,300 Home of the kiwi bird. 1093 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:04,700 Well, I don't care if you're from Mars, you cannot stop here. 1094 01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:06,099 Alright. 1095 01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:09,800 You cannot stop on the side of this road, you're parked illegally. 1096 01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:14,400 Okay, well, sorry, I was having a bit of a heart attack and... 1097 01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:16,800 well recovering from one anyway. 1098 01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:19,500 Yeah, well, next time, how about we stop at a proper rest area. 1099 01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:21,100 Yeah, alright, okay. 1100 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,500 Name's Burt Munro. Sorry about that. 1101 01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:33,400 Oil's OK. 1102 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:35,200 - Thank you. - That's alright, sir. 1103 01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:36,800 Excuse me. 1104 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,400 - Hi, there. - Hi. 1105 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:41,900 Listen, I was wondering if I could catch a ride? 1106 01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:46,000 My car, she just broke down and I'm really trying to get to Salt Lake City. 1107 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:49,200 I'm only going as far as Wendover, that's where I'm stopping. 1108 01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:51,499 Well, anything would be better than nothing. 1109 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:54,600 - Ain't that the truth? Hop in, mate. - Hey, thank you. 1110 01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:59,100 I'm going to go see my girlfriend... 1111 01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:01,500 she just moved from LA to Salt Lake, so. 1112 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:04,700 I'm home on leave from 'Nam. 1113 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,400 - What? - Vietnam? 1114 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:07,800 Oh, yeah. 1115 01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:10,900 Hey, what is that you've got strapped on back there? 1116 01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:14,600 That, young fellow, is an Indian. 1117 01:16:16,100 --> 01:16:17,100 Motorcycle. 1118 01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:20,100 So what are you doing in Vietnam? 1119 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:22,100 I'm involved in operation ranch hand. 1120 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,900 Oh, what's that? Farming or something? 1121 01:16:25,300 --> 01:16:28,100 No, not exactly, we just started this program... 1122 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:32,200 we are spraying the jungle from the air with herbicides... 1123 01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:35,600 so the enemy, the Vietcong, don't have any place to hide. 1124 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:40,200 Agent Orange we call this stuff, it comes in these big old orange drums. 1125 01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:44,100 How is it working out? 1126 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:49,300 Well, I'm home on two months leave and I've got to get my arse back there. 1127 01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:53,600 We should have this war done in 6 months or so, that's what they keep telling us. 1128 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:56,200 Can't wait to get my arse out of there to tell you the truth. 1129 01:16:56,500 --> 01:17:00,000 Yeah, I remember the Great War in 1914... 1130 01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:04,600 I was about your age and that's what they kept telling everyone. 1131 01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:07,400 Soon be over. 1132 01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:10,800 20 million dead and four years later it was still going on. 1133 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:14,400 Not as bad as the big flu epidemic though. 1134 01:17:15,100 --> 01:17:18,100 Killed 21 million, that did. Maybe more. 1135 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,900 Every day, when I left to go to work... 1136 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,300 my mum would spray some formalin on my shirt... 1137 01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:28,000 and maybe that's why I didn't catch it. 1138 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:31,300 Or maybe I was just lucky. You never know. 1139 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:35,500 - Knock on wood. - Yep. 1140 01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,399 You know, life's a funny thing... 1141 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:41,700 you never know what's around the corner, do you? 1142 01:17:44,100 --> 01:17:45,600 Your shaving brush. 1143 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:47,800 Has had it's day. 1144 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,100 It won't achieve. 1145 01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:52,500 The Modern way. 1146 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,200 Burma Shave. 1147 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,200 She doesn't kiss ya like she used to? 1148 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:04,700 Has she seen some smoother rooster? 1149 01:18:05,700 --> 01:18:07,200 Burma Shave. 1150 01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:10,900 These signs we dedicate... 1151 01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:12,700 to men... 1152 01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:15,700 who've had no date of late. 1153 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:17,800 Burma Shave. 1154 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,300 Yeah, that's us. Well, you anyway. 1155 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:29,400 Look at that. 1156 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,000 That's a cowboy and a half. 1157 01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:36,600 I was thinking I'd come out to the Salt with you. 1158 01:18:36,700 --> 01:18:38,700 I'd like to be there the first time you see it... 1159 01:18:38,701 --> 01:18:40,500 it's only a couple of miles up the road so. 1160 01:18:40,501 --> 01:18:42,400 Yeah, alright then, that sounds good. 1161 01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:45,200 Looks like there's a lot of people in town for speed week, huh? 1162 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:46,900 Yeah, looks like it. 1163 01:18:49,700 --> 01:18:53,000 This is it, Burt. We're gonna take a left right up here. 1164 01:19:05,300 --> 01:19:06,800 Bonneville... 1165 01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:08,800 I mean I can't believe it. 1166 01:19:09,100 --> 01:19:11,400 I mean I'm here, I've made it. 1167 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,100 I've made it. 1168 01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:45,000 You know, all my life I wanted to do something big. 1169 01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:48,600 Something better and bigger than all the other jokers. 1170 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:52,000 This is it, Bonneville. 1171 01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:56,900 This is the place where big things happen. 1172 01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:04,200 Do you realize, Rusty, the fastest man has ever gone on land is here? 1173 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,100 Right here, where we are now. 1174 01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:14,100 Malcolm Campbell did it here, with a Bluebird. 1175 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,100 First guy to go over 300 mile an hour... 1176 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:20,200 and then later his son, Donald Campbell was here with Proteus. 1177 01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:24,100 He crashed at 350 mile an hour and lived to tell the tale. 1178 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,500 John Cobb was here. 1179 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,600 First guy to go over 400 mile an hour. 1180 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,600 All the great attempts. 1181 01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:37,900 George Easton with Thunderbolt and... 1182 01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:41,400 Mickey Thompson with Challenger. 1183 01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:47,400 I'm telling you, Rusty, this place is holy ground, mate. 1184 01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:50,000 Holy ground. 1185 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:53,600 And I made it here. 1186 01:21:22,900 --> 01:21:24,100 Well, Burt. 1187 01:21:24,700 --> 01:21:25,800 Thanks a million. 1188 01:21:26,100 --> 01:21:27,400 I'll be looking for you in the record books. 1189 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:29,900 You take care out there in Vietnam, won't you? 1190 01:21:29,901 --> 01:21:30,900 I'll be trying. 1191 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:32,700 - Okay, mate. - Drive safe. 1192 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,500 - See ya - See ya. 1193 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:53,500 God. 1194 01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:23,000 Jesus. 1195 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,400 - Gidday. - Hey, there. 1196 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:02,300 - It's going to be a great day. - Yeah. 1197 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:05,300 Still... no wind. 1198 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:07,600 Lovely day for a run. 1199 01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:11,150 Salt's in good shape. 1200 01:24:11,151 --> 01:24:12,900 Yeah. Firm and dry. 1201 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:15,400 Dead flat. No soft patches. 1202 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:17,700 Not like the beach. 1203 01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:20,700 I can do it here. 1204 01:24:21,300 --> 01:24:22,400 Yep. 1205 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,300 This week. It's what we're here for. 1206 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,100 Wow, is that yours? 1207 01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:33,100 Yep. 1208 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,800 Gosh, she's a beauty. 1209 01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:38,800 I bet she goes fast. 1210 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:42,100 - That yours? - Yeah, that's an old Indian. 1211 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,600 My name's Munro, Burt Munro. 1212 01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:47,700 - From down under, New Zealand. - A long way from home. 1213 01:24:47,900 --> 01:24:50,400 Jim Moffatt, San Jose, California. 1214 01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:52,400 - Nice to meet you, Burt. - Good to meet you, Jim. 1215 01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:54,400 Let's get to the start line. 1216 01:24:54,700 --> 01:24:59,300 The race is about to start and all the racers are excited. 1217 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:03,700 This car is driven by Jim Moffatt, San Jose, California. 1218 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,400 The other pilots are... 1219 01:25:17,900 --> 01:25:20,400 - Come on, guys, 15 minutes. - Come on. 1220 01:25:20,900 --> 01:25:22,600 Come on, let's go. 1221 01:25:31,100 --> 01:25:33,100 - Morning. - Hello, Burt Munro. 1222 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:34,800 - Mike. - Hi, Mike. 1223 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:38,200 - Are you checked in? - No, not yet. 1224 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:43,000 Well, you've got to remove the shell before we do the tech inspection. 1225 01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:45,500 - Where do I check in? - It's just over there. 1226 01:25:45,700 --> 01:25:47,600 - Thanks, fellas. - Okay. 1227 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,200 I gotta see this. 1228 01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:55,100 Hello, I've come to check in. Munro, Burt Munro. 1229 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:57,000 Registration number? 1230 01:25:57,800 --> 01:25:59,000 What? 1231 01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:02,100 Registration number. I don't see your number here. 1232 01:26:02,300 --> 01:26:05,200 No, it's number 35. 1233 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:09,300 It's on the side of my motorcycle over there, that's my lucky number. 1234 01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:10,900 Have you registered? 1235 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:14,999 No, that's what I've come over for. 1236 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:17,300 These two blokes sent me over here, Mike and someone else. 1237 01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:20,000 Sir, registration closed last month. 1238 01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:23,600 If you haven't registered, I'm sorry, you just can't run. 1239 01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:28,200 I can't run? 1240 01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:32,800 Well, how was I supposed to know I should have pre-registered? 1241 01:26:32,801 --> 01:26:35,000 I've come a heck of a long way to ride my bike. 1242 01:26:35,001 --> 01:26:37,199 I'm not going anywhere until I've done just that. 1243 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:40,100 I've come all the way from New Zealand, you know. It's a long way. 1244 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:42,100 Look, mister, we don't make the rules. 1245 01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:45,800 An event like this doesn't just happen in one day, rules are rules. 1246 01:26:45,801 --> 01:26:47,799 Entries closed July 31st. 1247 01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:51,600 Well, crikey, I live in Invercargill, it's half way round the bloody earth. 1248 01:26:52,100 --> 01:26:54,800 How was I supposed to know these things? I didn't know all this stuff. 1249 01:26:54,801 --> 01:26:56,100 Sir, it's not our problem. 1250 01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:58,800 I thought I could just turn up here and have my bike timed. 1251 01:26:58,801 --> 01:27:01,400 - You don't have to call me sir... - Well, you thought wrong. 1252 01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:13,200 Jim Moffatt! 1253 01:27:13,700 --> 01:27:16,000 It's Burt, Burt Munro. Can you come over here, mate? 1254 01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:18,100 I'll be right back. 1255 01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:20,500 I need a bit of help. 1256 01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:22,300 Hey, Burt. What's up? 1257 01:27:22,700 --> 01:27:26,400 Well, I have these blokes telling me I can't run my bike... 1258 01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:28,600 because I'm not pre-registered. 1259 01:27:28,900 --> 01:27:31,400 - You didn't register? - No, I didn't know anything about it. 1260 01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:34,000 You know how it is Jim, rules are rules. 1261 01:27:34,300 --> 01:27:37,400 - You should have registered months ago. - I didn't know. 1262 01:27:38,900 --> 01:27:41,400 I'll have a talk with these guys later, see if I can change their minds. 1263 01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:45,000 - Your blood's worth bottling. - I don't know about that. 1264 01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:47,199 Look, we can talk about this later. 1265 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:49,000 Maybe you can let him go through tech inspection. 1266 01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:52,600 Get that out of the way? Just in case we can let him ride. 1267 01:27:53,500 --> 01:27:55,300 You're asking a lot. 1268 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:57,600 Alright. 1269 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,100 - Okay. - Alright. 1270 01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:05,500 - Make me proud. - Thanks a lot. 1271 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:07,800 You give me a bit of a fright there. 1272 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:15,500 You know these don't look like high speed tyres. 1273 01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:17,400 Well, they are high speed tyres. 1274 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:21,500 Look at these hairline cracks, these tyres have got to be 25 years old. 1275 01:28:21,900 --> 01:28:23,600 - What happened to the tread? - What? 1276 01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:25,899 I said, what happened to the tread? 1277 01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:27,300 Well, I cut it off, that's what happened to the tread... 1278 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:28,799 I cut it off with a carving knife... 1279 01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:31,200 otherwise it wouldn't be a high speed tyre, would it? 1280 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:32,999 What are you talking about? 1281 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:36,200 Well, you've got to keep the weight in otherwise when you get to a high speed... 1282 01:28:36,201 --> 01:28:38,500 the centrifugal force will the tread right off, wouldn't it? 1283 01:28:38,900 --> 01:28:42,800 I run them on 65 pounds of air and that tyre's safe up to 300 miles an hour. 1284 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,400 I guarantee it. These are high speed tyres and I made them. 1285 01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:47,500 Well, you're going to have to replace them. 1286 01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:49,400 The suspension here is a leaf spring... 1287 01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:50,800 I mean can we pass that? 1288 01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:54,100 Geez, last leaf spring on a motorcycle must have been in the 1920s. 1289 01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:55,700 Well, it is 42 years old. 1290 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:59,900 - These brakes look completely inadequate. - Well, I'm planning on going, not stopping. 1291 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:02,900 Well, the brakes were old fashioned 40 years ago. 1292 01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,400 Is this a hinge of a gate post? 1293 01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:07,700 No, that's from an old kitchen door. 1294 01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:13,300 Let me just ask you what is this? 1295 01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:16,500 It's a cork, what does it look like? It's a cork from a brandy bottle. 1296 01:29:16,700 --> 01:29:21,100 You know, the thing is it's all about weight. The less weight, the faster you go. 1297 01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:22,300 And where's your chute? 1298 01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:24,400 - What? - Where's your parachute? 1299 01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:26,400 I'm not planning on bailing out. 1300 01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:28,900 No wait, you've got to have a safety chute. 1301 01:29:28,901 --> 01:29:30,399 Well, I can't afford one. 1302 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:33,100 These forks, if they give out we've got ourselves some real problems. 1303 01:29:33,300 --> 01:29:35,600 I think I'd have a bit of a problem that way, wouldn't I? 1304 01:29:36,300 --> 01:29:37,800 - Where's your fire suit? - What? 1305 01:29:38,100 --> 01:29:39,499 Where's your fire suit? 1306 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:41,900 Good heavens, man, I don't intend to burst into flames. 1307 01:29:42,100 --> 01:29:44,250 Always wear me old suit pants for good luck. 1308 01:29:44,251 --> 01:29:46,399 If they were good enough to get married in... 1309 01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:48,700 they're good enough to ride this old girl in and no... 1310 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,100 I tuck the legs of my pants into my socks like this... 1311 01:29:51,300 --> 01:29:54,400 stop them getting caught in the chain and Bob's your uncle. 1312 01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:57,100 You've got your suit pants, what are you gonna wear on top? 1313 01:29:57,101 --> 01:29:57,900 What? 1314 01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:01,000 You've got your suit pants, what do you intend to wear on top? 1315 01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:05,600 Yes, a black woollen shirt, New Zealand wool, water resistant, fire resistant... 1316 01:30:05,700 --> 01:30:07,300 and me bash hat. 1317 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:09,500 Bash hat? 1318 01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:11,199 Yeah, crash helmet. 1319 01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:14,500 You're crazy, you've got to wear at least a leather jacket on top. 1320 01:30:14,501 --> 01:30:17,800 You put the bike down on the salt, it's like coarse sand paper... 1321 01:30:17,801 --> 01:30:19,200 it's going to rub your head right off. 1322 01:30:19,201 --> 01:30:20,999 I couldn't get into the shell... 1323 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:24,100 with anything bulkier than the shirt on my back. It's a very tight fit in there. 1324 01:30:24,300 --> 01:30:25,400 Straight out of the ark. 1325 01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:28,500 - What did you say? - Straight out of the ark. 1326 01:30:28,700 --> 01:30:31,600 Don't be so cheeky. What's your name, young man? 1327 01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:34,100 McFarlane. Mike McFarlane. 1328 01:30:34,300 --> 01:30:37,400 I knew a McFarlane, he used to sell milking machines in Timaru. 1329 01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:40,000 You must be related to him because he was a total prick. 1330 01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:43,300 Look here, you don't even have a fire extinguisher installed. 1331 01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:48,100 Mike McFarlane used to give me milking machine parts to make my sprockets with. 1332 01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:49,299 How old are you? 1333 01:30:49,300 --> 01:30:51,000 I don't know, he was about 35 when I knew him. 1334 01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:52,399 No how old are you? 1335 01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:55,800 His brother owned a general store down in a place called Bulls... 1336 01:30:56,100 --> 01:30:58,700 - that's a town in New Zealand. - Sir, your machine is not safe. 1337 01:30:59,100 --> 01:31:01,900 I've been doing this for 43 years and I'm still here to tell the tale. 1338 01:31:02,100 --> 01:31:05,300 Time's change, we started taking airplanes instead of riding horseback. 1339 01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:07,400 - Horse power? - Horse back. Horse back. 1340 01:31:07,401 --> 01:31:08,700 Horse back, yeah. I got you, yeah. 1341 01:31:09,700 --> 01:31:11,000 You're too old. 1342 01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:14,300 Bollocks. I may have this saggy skin on the outside... 1343 01:31:14,301 --> 01:31:15,800 but on the inside I'm still 18 years old... 1344 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,000 and I'll give you a run for your money, young fella. 1345 01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:21,100 You need some help? 1346 01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:22,500 Hello. 1347 01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:26,500 Rollie Free, Marty Dickerson, we're a couple of bike fans. 1348 01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:29,700 - Burt Munro from Kiwi land. - Pleasure, Burt. 1349 01:31:32,100 --> 01:31:33,900 You got me good there. 1350 01:31:34,100 --> 01:31:35,600 Where are you staying? 1351 01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:37,799 That's my salubrious accommodation... 1352 01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:40,000 I usually sleep at night in the back seat. 1353 01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:41,900 Salubrious you say Munro, huh? 1354 01:31:43,100 --> 01:31:44,900 We've been hearing a lot about you. 1355 01:31:45,100 --> 01:31:47,200 Sounds like you're cutting your finances mighty fine. 1356 01:31:47,500 --> 01:31:49,000 Yeah, you could say that again. 1357 01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:51,400 We'll we're up at the Western Ridge, why don't you drop by... 1358 01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:53,600 it looks as though you could use a good shower... 1359 01:31:53,700 --> 01:31:56,700 and everybody's staying there and I bet that there's a spare bed there too. 1360 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:59,400 Thanks a lot, you yanks are classic you know that? 1361 01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:01,500 You don't catch me that easily. 1362 01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:08,800 Hey, Burt. 1363 01:32:09,100 --> 01:32:10,300 Hello. 1364 01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:14,300 The front forks could go at any time... 1365 01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:16,700 the suspension is right out of the 1920s. 1366 01:32:16,900 --> 01:32:19,200 Got hairline cracks all over his tyres... 1367 01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:22,200 he's got no fire extinguisher, no safety chute. 1368 01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:25,800 I told you, if it's a time problem, the old guy's welcome to use some of my time. 1369 01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:28,300 It's not a time problem, it's a bike problem. 1370 01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:30,000 Well, I think we ought to let him run. 1371 01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:32,600 He came all the way from New Zealand to do this. 1372 01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:35,300 Jim, have you had a good look at his machine? 1373 01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:37,200 All I know is the man's the genuine article. 1374 01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:39,500 Yeah, but the bike is the genuine dinosaur. 1375 01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:42,699 Look, we carry the cans for the decisions around here. 1376 01:32:42,700 --> 01:32:45,700 And if he kills himself and there's about a 100 to 1 that he will... 1377 01:32:45,701 --> 01:32:48,400 ...we are gonna have a hell of a lot of trouble on our hands. 1378 01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:53,200 Yeah, sounds like we're a bunch of chicken shits if you want my opinion. 1379 01:32:53,300 --> 01:32:57,000 His bike didn't even come close to passing tech inspection, Jim. 1380 01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:07,500 Burt. 1381 01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:09,800 Hello, Jim. Come in. 1382 01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:12,299 Rollie Free said I could find you here. 1383 01:33:12,300 --> 01:33:15,300 Rollie Free, he's the best, he's a real gentleman. 1384 01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:17,900 He set me up in this place for nothing. 1385 01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:22,500 What are you doing? 1386 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:26,400 Well, the soft shoe polish fills in the cracks makes the tyres... 1387 01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:28,800 Look spick and span, good as new. 1388 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,500 Cheaper than new ones anyway. 1389 01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:32,000 I didn't see that. 1390 01:33:34,700 --> 01:33:36,700 Well? Can I run? 1391 01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:40,800 I'm sorry, Burt. 1392 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:50,100 Who the heck do they think they are? 1393 01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:54,400 Crikey Jim, you know, I'm not trying to run a mile in four minutes... 1394 01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:57,300 all I've got to do is sit there and open up the throttle... 1395 01:33:57,400 --> 01:34:00,800 I mean, after all it's my ruddy life, isn't it? 1396 01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:03,399 Can't you do anything? 1397 01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:08,000 I mean, I just want to try and get her to go over 200 just once that's all... 1398 01:34:08,100 --> 01:34:09,999 once I've cracked 200 I'll be quite happy... 1399 01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:12,600 to piss off back home to New Zealand and Bob's your uncle. 1400 01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:17,200 You're a well respected man around here, can you talk to them? 1401 01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:18,700 I tried. 1402 01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:22,500 You've got as much chance of writing yourself off as I have... 1403 01:34:22,501 --> 01:34:25,300 you know that. Just talk to them again. 1404 01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:28,800 I know they'll listen to you, mate. 1405 01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:34,000 Okay Burt, I'll try. See you tomorrow. 1406 01:34:34,300 --> 01:34:35,400 Okay. 1407 01:34:38,500 --> 01:34:42,200 I mean I'm half the age of some of those characters out there. 1408 01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:49,500 What's that? 1409 01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:51,500 That's just indigestion. 1410 01:34:57,200 --> 01:35:02,100 Everyone wants us old buggers to curl up in some quiet corner and die. 1411 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:06,800 Well, Burt Munro's not ready to finish yet, I'll tell you that, mate. 1412 01:35:09,500 --> 01:35:11,900 I'll give it a shot but I'm not promising anything. 1413 01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:14,500 Thanks, mate. Thanks a lot. 1414 01:35:19,900 --> 01:35:22,800 The famous Challenger One... 1415 01:35:32,800 --> 01:35:34,500 What is he doing? 1416 01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:37,200 - Didn't Jim tell him? - He says he did. 1417 01:35:37,700 --> 01:35:40,500 - Well, then what's he doing here? - Why won't you let him run? 1418 01:35:40,501 --> 01:35:43,000 Hey, he's too old and his bike's too old. 1419 01:35:43,300 --> 01:35:45,500 He's come half way round the world to ride that cycle. 1420 01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:47,000 Yeah, come on. 1421 01:35:47,300 --> 01:35:51,300 - Wendy, if he was to kill himself. - So? It's his life. 1422 01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:53,900 Keep an eye out for those officials. 1423 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:56,650 You sure you want to do this? I'm not sure it's a good idea. 1424 01:35:56,651 --> 01:35:59,300 Hurry up. If we're going to do this thing you've got to hurry. 1425 01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:01,400 Alright, let's go, here's your helmet. 1426 01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:04,700 Here's your goggles. 1427 01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:06,900 - Come on, Burt. We've got to go. - Yeah, right. 1428 01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:08,600 Come on, put them on. 1429 01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:14,600 Go, go, come on. 1430 01:36:18,900 --> 01:36:20,200 Okay, let's go, push. 1431 01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:22,200 Push, go fast. 1432 01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:23,700 Hey, you can't. Hey... 1433 01:36:24,300 --> 01:36:26,400 - you can't do that. - Come on, come on! 1434 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,300 Hang on! 1435 01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:35,600 Hey, where are you going with that? 1436 01:36:40,900 --> 01:36:42,900 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 1437 01:36:43,800 --> 01:36:46,900 What the hell are you doing, Burt? What the hell are you doing? 1438 01:36:47,300 --> 01:36:49,199 Just getting her warmed up, Bob. 1439 01:36:49,200 --> 01:36:50,700 Didn't look like you were getting her warmed up. 1440 01:36:50,900 --> 01:36:53,200 Jesus, he was going to take the thing for a freakin' run. 1441 01:36:53,201 --> 01:36:54,300 Bob. 1442 01:36:54,301 --> 01:36:55,400 Oh, boy. 1443 01:36:57,500 --> 01:37:01,100 That is the most determined man I have ever seen in my entire life. 1444 01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,700 I kind of feel sorry for the old cooty. 1445 01:37:05,300 --> 01:37:06,800 Coming all this way. 1446 01:37:07,300 --> 01:37:09,450 Isn't there some way we can accommodate him? 1447 01:37:09,451 --> 01:37:11,600 I mean there can't be much risk there... 1448 01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:14,600 his bike will be lucky if it does 70. 1449 01:37:14,800 --> 01:37:18,100 What do you say? What if we bend the rules this once, huh? 1450 01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:21,600 Jesus! 1451 01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:26,400 Bob and I had a little chat... 1452 01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:29,900 and we're thinking we're gonna organize a handling run for you. 1453 01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:33,600 - You are? What? - A handling run. 1454 01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:36,300 All the officials, we're gonna get into our vehicles and... 1455 01:37:36,301 --> 01:37:37,499 - You're joking, huh? - No, I'm not. 1456 01:37:37,500 --> 01:37:39,599 We're going to follow along behind you... 1457 01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:41,600 and we're going to see if you're okay to ride this beast. 1458 01:37:41,601 --> 01:37:42,699 Of course I'm okay to ride it. 1459 01:37:42,700 --> 01:37:45,900 First thing tomorrow morning, alright? Bright and early. 1460 01:37:47,900 --> 01:37:49,200 Well, thanks fellas. 1461 01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:52,300 Hey. My luck's in then. 1462 01:37:55,100 --> 01:37:56,900 - You alright? - Yeah. 1463 01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:58,400 Don't hurt yourself. 1464 01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:13,300 Okay, everyone listen up. This is what we're gonna do. 1465 01:38:13,700 --> 01:38:16,100 Burt, you're gonna get rolling... 1466 01:38:16,200 --> 01:38:20,000 ride slowly along. We'll all jump in our vehicles, follow you down the track. 1467 01:38:20,001 --> 01:38:22,400 - See if you can handle this thing. - I'll handle her alright. 1468 01:38:22,700 --> 01:38:24,300 Alright. Everybody got that? 1469 01:38:24,600 --> 01:38:27,100 Okay, everybody, let's get in the cars. 1470 01:38:50,900 --> 01:38:53,200 Hope that old man doesn't make a fool of himself. 1471 01:38:58,400 --> 01:38:59,500 Here we go. 1472 01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:02,000 I'm ready, let's go. 1473 01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:03,600 Push it! 1474 01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:05,500 Faster, boys. 1475 01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:08,800 Go, Burt! 1476 01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:34,400 Sixty. 1477 01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:36,500 Sixty-five, seventy. 1478 01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:39,400 That a boy, Burt. 1479 01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:40,600 Seventy-five. 1480 01:39:41,300 --> 01:39:44,100 There he goes up to eighty, eighty, eighty five. 1481 01:39:48,700 --> 01:39:49,600 Ninety. 1482 01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:59,600 Ninety-five, look at that thing go. 1483 01:40:10,400 --> 01:40:13,100 - Holy smoke. - He's leaving them behind! 1484 01:40:13,400 --> 01:40:15,199 What the hell is that old guy up to? 1485 01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:17,000 Nobody told him he could give it everything. 1486 01:40:17,200 --> 01:40:19,600 I guess that solves the question of whether or not he can handle it. 1487 01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:22,000 We were doing ninety-five and he left us in the dust. 1488 01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:23,600 Look at him go! 1489 01:40:23,800 --> 01:40:25,000 That a boy, go, Burt. 1490 01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:06,300 Hold her firm. 1491 01:41:06,500 --> 01:41:07,600 Hold her firm. 1492 01:41:07,900 --> 01:41:09,900 Got it? Don't let it go. 1493 01:41:11,300 --> 01:41:12,800 That was a disaster! 1494 01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:16,800 - Hey, Burt. How'd it go. - Not good. 1495 01:41:21,300 --> 01:41:22,800 So, what's the verdict? 1496 01:41:23,100 --> 01:41:26,000 When you opened up there in top gear you sure left us in the dust. 1497 01:41:26,100 --> 01:41:28,600 I couldn't even get her out of second gear, Earl. 1498 01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:32,900 The plugs were oiling up, I had to feed her more juice up the revs a little. 1499 01:41:33,100 --> 01:41:36,100 Well, I guess we'll see if you're telling us the truth, Munro. 1500 01:41:38,000 --> 01:41:41,100 Are you telling me I can officially run on the track and have it timed? 1501 01:41:41,300 --> 01:41:42,900 That's what I'm saying, Burt. 1502 01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:47,900 You'll never know what this means to me, Otto. 1503 01:41:48,000 --> 01:41:51,000 25 years I've lived for this day, 25 years. 1504 01:41:51,300 --> 01:41:55,000 Sometimes you've got to bend the rules a little, today's one of those days. 1505 01:41:55,500 --> 01:41:58,600 - Thank you from the bottom of my heart. - Thank you. 1506 01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:07,200 - What did they say? - What happened? 1507 01:42:08,900 --> 01:42:10,600 They said I could run. 1508 01:42:11,500 --> 01:42:12,700 That's great! 1509 01:42:13,300 --> 01:42:15,700 - So why the long face then? - Well, I don't know... 1510 01:42:15,800 --> 01:42:19,200 it's just starting to sink in and I've got a problem a big problem. 1511 01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:22,800 As soon as I go over a hundred and ten it starts to wobble like heck... 1512 01:42:22,900 --> 01:42:24,399 a bad speed wobble. 1513 01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:27,900 Well, it did look like you were about as stable as my last wife. 1514 01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:32,200 I've got a theory and I think I'm right. 1515 01:42:32,300 --> 01:42:35,100 I need about twenty car batteries. 1516 01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:36,100 Twenty? 1517 01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:39,100 Is it ok to steel these batteries, Burt? 1518 01:42:39,400 --> 01:42:41,200 We're not steeling them Marty, we're souveniring them. 1519 01:42:41,300 --> 01:42:43,100 Careful of that acid there. 1520 01:42:43,500 --> 01:42:45,100 What do we do with them now? 1521 01:42:45,300 --> 01:42:48,000 Well, we're going to talk someone into lending us a painter's blow torch. 1522 01:42:48,300 --> 01:42:49,700 A painter's blow torch? 1523 01:42:52,100 --> 01:42:54,600 What are we going to do with all this metal, Burt? 1524 01:42:55,100 --> 01:43:00,100 Well, when this cools down, we'll have ourselves a lead brick. 1525 01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:04,200 - What do you do with a lead brick? - Place it in the front of the motorcycle. 1526 01:43:04,900 --> 01:43:07,000 - And that's your plan? - Yeah. 1527 01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:12,600 Well, you must get the centre of pressure behind the centre of gravity... 1528 01:43:12,700 --> 01:43:15,700 and if you don't get it right then she'll start to fish tail... 1529 01:43:15,701 --> 01:43:18,700 - when you get her wound up. - What do you mean by fish tail? 1530 01:43:18,900 --> 01:43:21,850 Well, like a fish's behind you know. It'll start doing that. 1531 01:43:21,851 --> 01:43:24,800 And that's what happened today when I had the handling run. 1532 01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:28,700 And so in a panic I lifted my head up from behind the screen... 1533 01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:32,700 and suddenly the bike started to go straight and... 1534 01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:37,300 I knew I'd solved the problem somehow by sticking my head up into the wind. 1535 01:43:38,400 --> 01:43:39,900 - I don't get it. - Me neither. 1536 01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:42,300 Well, I'll show you. Let me have that. 1537 01:43:43,500 --> 01:43:45,200 What are you doing? 1538 01:43:45,400 --> 01:43:49,000 Imagine the cigar is my streamliner. 1539 01:43:49,100 --> 01:43:50,700 Don't poke holes in the cigar. 1540 01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:54,100 Now if I hold it in the middle and blow on it. Like so. 1541 01:43:55,900 --> 01:43:57,700 See how unstable it is? 1542 01:43:57,900 --> 01:43:59,200 Now if I... 1543 01:44:00,500 --> 01:44:02,200 - shift the... - Not again! 1544 01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:05,000 Centre of pressure here. And blow on it. 1545 01:44:09,900 --> 01:44:11,400 See it's much more stable. 1546 01:44:11,600 --> 01:44:15,800 Just the centre of pressure is behind the centre of gravity... 1547 01:44:16,100 --> 01:44:18,900 and that's what I'm trying to fix with the lead brick you see. 1548 01:44:19,100 --> 01:44:20,700 You're quite clever, did you know that, Burt? 1549 01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:24,500 Now all I need to do is to test my theory before I run on the salt... 1550 01:44:24,700 --> 01:44:25,599 and I was thinking of, you know... 1551 01:44:25,600 --> 01:44:29,200 crossing over the state line from here in Utah to Nevada... 1552 01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:33,500 where there's no speed limit and running with a lead brick in the front of it. 1553 01:45:23,800 --> 01:45:25,300 - Good morning. - Morning. 1554 01:45:25,700 --> 01:45:27,700 Do you know how fast you were going back there? 1555 01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:29,100 Yeah, about... 1556 01:45:29,600 --> 01:45:32,000 150, 160 miles an hour. 1557 01:45:34,900 --> 01:45:37,000 Yeah, that sounds about right. 1558 01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:39,700 How's he going to talk his way out of this one? 1559 01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:43,700 He sure got his arse in a sling this time, don't he? 1560 01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:47,700 So what's the situation with this thing? You don't have any license plates on it. 1561 01:45:47,900 --> 01:45:51,200 - It's registered in New Zealand. - New Zealand? 1562 01:45:51,300 --> 01:45:53,600 Yeah, that's where I come from. 1563 01:45:56,900 --> 01:45:58,599 Alright, you mean to tell me... 1564 01:45:58,600 --> 01:46:01,300 that this contraption of yours is registered for the road? 1565 01:46:02,400 --> 01:46:05,600 - Yeah, in New Zealand. - New Zealand, right. 1566 01:46:06,100 --> 01:46:09,400 Well, how about taking it easy here in Nevada? 1567 01:46:09,700 --> 01:46:11,699 Just because we don't have a speed limit don't mean... 1568 01:46:11,700 --> 01:46:15,200 - we want people killing themselves. - No, sounds fair enough to me. 1569 01:46:16,100 --> 01:46:19,100 - Right, you have a good day then. - I will, thank you. 1570 01:46:19,101 --> 01:46:20,400 Burt, everything OK? 1571 01:46:22,100 --> 01:46:25,900 Well, fellows, we're going to have to give the lead brick... 1572 01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:28,000 the old Spanish archer. 1573 01:46:28,300 --> 01:46:31,300 - Spanish archer? - Yeah, the big elbow, you know. 1574 01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:34,100 The lead brick has got to go. 1575 01:46:34,400 --> 01:46:36,700 Who's stupid idea was that anyway? 1576 01:46:36,900 --> 01:46:37,700 It was yours. 1577 01:46:37,800 --> 01:46:42,600 Yeah. Well, I'm just going to have to ride her, the way she is. 1578 01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:44,300 What about that speed wobble? 1579 01:46:44,600 --> 01:46:47,900 Well, I'll cross that bridge when I get there. 1580 01:46:48,300 --> 01:46:50,800 - I've got another problem too. - Yeah, what now? 1581 01:46:51,100 --> 01:46:53,600 Well, when I get her going... 1582 01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:57,500 there's an enormous amount of heat comes off the exhaust pipe... 1583 01:46:57,800 --> 01:47:01,100 and I hope it doesn't cook my leg. 1584 01:47:01,900 --> 01:47:06,100 Maybe you can wrap some asbestos cloth around it, that should fix it right. 1585 01:47:06,101 --> 01:47:07,400 That's a good idea. 1586 01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:10,500 So you got any more problems you want to tell us about? 1587 01:47:10,501 --> 01:47:12,600 Yes, yes, my old ticker. 1588 01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:15,900 - You've got a bad heart? - Yes, I have. 1589 01:47:19,900 --> 01:47:21,900 I've got a little surprise for you. 1590 01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:25,200 - What? - Close your eyes and give me your hand. 1591 01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:27,900 - What? - Just close your eyes. Come on. 1592 01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:30,700 - What for? - Because I said so, mister, come on. 1593 01:47:33,500 --> 01:47:34,900 Keep walking. 1594 01:47:35,000 --> 01:47:38,600 Wendy, you're not going to make a fool of an old man I hope. 1595 01:47:38,700 --> 01:47:40,300 I'd never do that, Burt. 1596 01:47:40,500 --> 01:47:41,600 Never. 1597 01:47:41,900 --> 01:47:43,300 Never. Okay. Okay. 1598 01:47:43,600 --> 01:47:45,100 Now turn around. 1599 01:47:45,700 --> 01:47:46,999 Alright. 1600 01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:48,900 Now, hold your hands out. 1601 01:47:49,500 --> 01:47:51,100 Put that in your pocket. 1602 01:47:51,200 --> 01:47:52,300 Alright. 1603 01:47:52,500 --> 01:47:53,600 There we go good. 1604 01:47:54,900 --> 01:47:56,400 You can open them. 1605 01:48:11,500 --> 01:48:13,300 What are you all staring at? 1606 01:48:15,100 --> 01:48:17,100 - What is this? - Burt... 1607 01:48:17,300 --> 01:48:21,100 we've unanimously voted you here on the Salt planes, sportsman of the year... 1608 01:48:21,300 --> 01:48:24,700 because we figured nobody has ever travelled as far as you have... 1609 01:48:24,701 --> 01:48:26,000 to be here for speed week... 1610 01:48:26,100 --> 01:48:29,800 so normally we would present a trophy or something like that... 1611 01:48:30,100 --> 01:48:33,000 but considering your case we thought a few extra dollars... 1612 01:48:33,001 --> 01:48:35,900 would be more appreciated so we past the hat around. 1613 01:48:39,700 --> 01:48:41,000 My goodness! 1614 01:48:44,000 --> 01:48:45,700 There are no words. 1615 01:48:59,400 --> 01:49:01,000 Well, thank you all. 1616 01:49:01,800 --> 01:49:03,900 Thank you all very much. 1617 01:49:05,600 --> 01:49:08,000 I'm sorry, I don't know what to say. 1618 01:49:09,600 --> 01:49:12,500 Oh dear, it's quite overwhelming you know... 1619 01:49:12,800 --> 01:49:15,300 it's 25 years dream to come here. 1620 01:49:18,300 --> 01:49:23,200 I should try to justify you, your respect and... 1621 01:49:24,300 --> 01:49:29,200 you know the original speed of my old bike was 54 miles an hour. 1622 01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:36,500 And today I'm hoping to, you know, improve it a little. 1623 01:49:46,700 --> 01:49:50,000 The cars are at the start line now. The next one is the 86... 1624 01:49:50,300 --> 01:49:53,700 On the bucket seat the pilot is ready to be pushed out. 1625 01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:05,100 Next competitor is Burt Munro. 1626 01:50:05,900 --> 01:50:08,900 All the way from Invercargill, New Zealand. 1627 01:50:10,100 --> 01:50:13,400 Burt Munro's entry was approved just yesterday. 1628 01:50:21,800 --> 01:50:23,400 Burt, where'd you get this stuff? 1629 01:50:23,500 --> 01:50:25,600 - What? - I say, where'd you get this stuff? 1630 01:50:25,900 --> 01:50:29,700 I tore an old electric blanket apart and got the asbestos cloth out of it. 1631 01:50:30,200 --> 01:50:32,299 You got those heart pills? 1632 01:50:32,300 --> 01:50:34,600 - Are you okay? - Better take one, yeah. 1633 01:50:34,900 --> 01:50:36,450 They're almost ready. 1634 01:50:36,451 --> 01:50:38,000 Guys, come on, let's go. 1635 01:50:39,100 --> 01:50:41,500 You know the bottle says that they may cause drowsiness... 1636 01:50:41,501 --> 01:50:43,900 - do not operate machinery. - I know that. 1637 01:50:44,500 --> 01:50:46,300 Well, you're not supposed to take two of them anyway. 1638 01:50:46,600 --> 01:50:48,700 One for me and one for the old girl. 1639 01:50:49,000 --> 01:50:50,500 Nitro-glycerine. 1640 01:50:50,700 --> 01:50:52,200 Should make it go faster. 1641 01:50:52,800 --> 01:50:54,300 Have some of this, love. 1642 01:50:58,300 --> 01:50:59,500 There you go. 1643 01:51:06,000 --> 01:51:08,600 - Yeah, we're almost there. - Alright, here we go. 1644 01:51:09,300 --> 01:51:10,700 - Hold her still. - Your goggles. 1645 01:51:10,800 --> 01:51:11,700 - What? - Goggles. 1646 01:51:11,800 --> 01:51:14,100 - Put your goggles on. - I know, calm down. 1647 01:51:17,900 --> 01:51:22,600 I can't get my leg in because of the asbestos cloth on it. 1648 01:51:30,700 --> 01:51:32,000 Let me take it off. 1649 01:51:32,300 --> 01:51:35,900 - What about your leg in that heat? - Screw it, I've got a spare one. 1650 01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:39,600 Right, Burt. 1651 01:51:39,800 --> 01:51:41,200 Get those goggles. 1652 01:51:42,300 --> 01:51:44,700 - Ready? - Alright, you know the way. 1653 01:51:45,000 --> 01:51:45,900 Make sure you come back. 1654 01:51:46,100 --> 01:51:47,300 Come on, let's go! 1655 01:51:47,600 --> 01:51:48,800 Right, push! 1656 01:51:49,800 --> 01:51:51,600 Come on, fellas. Push faster! 1657 01:51:53,700 --> 01:51:54,900 Keep running. 1658 01:51:58,400 --> 01:52:00,200 Keep it straight, buddy. 1659 01:52:01,900 --> 01:52:04,100 Bring it in, Burt. Come on. Go, go, go... 1660 01:52:04,500 --> 01:52:05,700 Let's go, Burt! 1661 01:52:11,500 --> 01:52:12,400 Come on, Burt! 1662 01:52:13,100 --> 01:52:14,700 You can do it, Burt. 1663 01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:17,200 He's got no parachute, he's got no brakes. 1664 01:52:36,700 --> 01:52:38,600 158.647. 1665 01:52:39,100 --> 01:52:42,500 Mile one, 158.647 miles per hour. 1666 01:52:42,700 --> 01:52:44,000 Go, Burt! 1667 01:52:44,300 --> 01:52:46,100 - Go on! - Go, Burt! 1668 01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:48,700 - Make us proud, honey! - Burt! 1669 01:53:03,700 --> 01:53:05,700 167.921. 1670 01:53:05,900 --> 01:53:09,500 Mile two, 167.921 miles per hour. 1671 01:53:09,700 --> 01:53:12,300 Break it, Burt. Come on! Go, go, go! 1672 01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:13,400 Come on, Burt. 1673 01:53:23,500 --> 01:53:27,400 Mile three, 171.371 miles per hour. 1674 01:53:27,600 --> 01:53:29,100 Come on, come on, come on! 1675 01:53:40,700 --> 01:53:44,000 Mile four, 172.485 miles per hour. 1676 01:53:44,800 --> 01:53:45,700 Yeah! 1677 01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:46,900 Come on! 1678 01:53:48,500 --> 01:53:51,400 Mile five, 183.694 miles per hour. 1679 01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:13,300 193.728. 1680 01:54:13,600 --> 01:54:16,400 Mile six, 193.728 miles per hour. 1681 01:54:17,500 --> 01:54:19,500 Come on, come on! 1682 01:54:24,500 --> 01:54:26,800 Come on, Burt. You can do it! 1683 01:54:27,000 --> 01:54:28,100 Come on, Burt! 1684 01:54:28,600 --> 01:54:32,100 Mile seven, 194.211 miles per hour. 1685 01:54:32,700 --> 01:54:35,200 - Go, Burt! - Burt, go! 1686 01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:20,800 What is it? 1687 01:55:21,800 --> 01:55:23,800 201.851. 1688 01:55:24,200 --> 01:55:28,800 Mile eight, 201.851 miles per hour. 1689 01:55:36,500 --> 01:55:39,100 Ladies and gentlemen, that's a new record... 1690 01:55:39,300 --> 01:55:43,400 201.851 miles per hour. 1691 01:55:45,900 --> 01:55:48,000 Burt, I hope you're going to stop soon. 1692 01:55:48,400 --> 01:55:51,200 - He's gone back! - Back where? 1693 01:55:51,500 --> 01:55:55,500 Back to whatever planet he came from because he sure ain't from this one. 1694 01:56:49,600 --> 01:56:51,500 I really did toast my leg. 1695 01:56:57,200 --> 01:56:58,400 I did it. 1696 01:56:59,200 --> 01:57:00,300 I did it. 1697 01:57:30,400 --> 01:57:33,100 Tom, can you get that, my hands are wet. 1698 01:57:38,500 --> 01:57:39,699 Hello? 1699 01:57:39,700 --> 01:57:43,400 This is the United States calling I have a collect call from Mr. Burt Munro... 1700 01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:44,900 will you accept the charge? 1701 01:57:45,000 --> 01:57:49,300 - Mum, it's Burt calling collect. - It is? Accept the call, accept the call! 1702 01:57:49,600 --> 01:57:50,900 My mum said we can accept the call. 1703 01:57:51,000 --> 01:57:53,800 - Go ahead, sir. - Hello Tom, is that you? 1704 01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:56,100 - Yes. - It's me, Burt. 1705 01:57:56,300 --> 01:57:59,800 I did it Tom, she's the world's fastest Indian. 1706 01:57:59,900 --> 01:58:00,800 She is? 1707 01:58:01,100 --> 01:58:02,300 Dad, dad! 1708 01:58:02,900 --> 01:58:05,800 Dad! He did it! Burt did it! 1709 01:58:06,100 --> 01:58:07,500 He set a new record. 1710 01:58:26,200 --> 01:58:27,200 How is it going? 1711 01:58:27,300 --> 01:58:28,700 Hello, mate! 1712 01:58:28,800 --> 01:58:30,200 - Hey, Duncan. - Congratulations, Burt. 1713 01:58:30,201 --> 01:58:31,600 Hello, Frank. How are you? 1714 01:58:31,800 --> 01:58:33,800 - Welcome home, Burt. - Hello, George. 1715 01:58:33,900 --> 01:58:37,200 My goodness, you've made this place look spiffing, mate. 1716 01:58:37,500 --> 01:58:38,699 You did us proud. 1717 01:58:38,700 --> 01:58:42,200 - You put Invercargill on the map. - Well, I reckon so, yeah. 1718 01:58:42,300 --> 01:58:45,000 - What have you got planned now? - Right now I've a lot of work to do... 1719 01:58:45,100 --> 01:58:47,900 if I'm to get back to Bonneville next year, you know. 1720 01:58:48,000 --> 01:58:50,200 So, more early mornings then? 1721 01:58:50,300 --> 01:58:52,200 Yeah, more early mornings. 1722 01:58:52,400 --> 01:58:53,599 Hello, love. 1723 01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:55,900 - Welcome home. - Nice to be back. 1724 01:58:57,100 --> 01:58:59,000 - Hello, Tom. - Hey, Burt. 1725 01:58:59,300 --> 01:59:00,900 How are you, son? 1726 01:59:01,300 --> 01:59:02,600 Good to see ya. 1727 01:59:02,900 --> 01:59:04,500 You're growing up a bit, huh? 1728 01:59:05,100 --> 01:59:07,100 I looked after your lemon tree just like you told me. 1729 01:59:07,200 --> 01:59:08,500 You did, yeah. 1730 01:59:08,700 --> 01:59:10,000 Looking good, too. 1731 01:59:10,500 --> 01:59:11,700 Yeah, it's beautiful. 1732 01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:15,000 - I fed the chickens. - You did? 1733 01:59:15,200 --> 01:59:17,100 - And mum cooked all the eggs. - Oh, yeah... 1734 01:59:17,400 --> 01:59:19,400 - did they taste good? - Yep. 1735 01:59:19,600 --> 01:59:21,500 - Yeah, good. Have you got my key? - Here it is. 1736 01:59:21,501 --> 01:59:22,900 - Right thanks. - I took good care of it. 1737 01:59:23,300 --> 01:59:25,800 - I knew you would. - How fast did you go? 1738 01:59:26,000 --> 01:59:29,300 Mighty fast. In one of my runs I did over 200 miles an hour. 1739 01:59:29,600 --> 01:59:32,500 What would happen if you opened your mouth at that speed? 1740 01:59:32,800 --> 01:59:35,100 Well, you'd blow the backside out of your pants I reckon. 1741 01:59:37,300 --> 01:59:38,500 Right, let's see. 1742 01:59:41,100 --> 01:59:44,000 Nice to be home. Back in my shed. 134110