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- [woman gasping and groaning]
- ["Road to Nowhere" playing]
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How's that? Is that good for you?
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Not really.
You're just dry humping my leg.
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Okay, um, let's switch positions.
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♪ We're on a road to nowhere ♪
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- ♪ Come on inside ♪
- What about this?
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Oh, leg cramp!
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- Oh! Ooh! Okay. Oh, yeah.
- ♪ We're on a road to Paradise ♪
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- Oh! Oh!
- ♪ Here we go ♪
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- Oh!
- ♪ Here we go ♪
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Do you have to be so vigorous?
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Sex is meant to be vigorous.
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- Oh!
- Okay, time out. Time out.
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[sighs]
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- ♪ We're on a ride to nowhere ♪
- Um...
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Do you want me to go down on you? Ruthie?
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Or we could watch Blue Planet?
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- ♪ We're on a road to nowhere ♪
- Okay.
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[man on TV] Well, the silky sharksare a beautiful shark.
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And what makes them even more fascinating
is that there are thousands of them here.
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[upbeat song playing]
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♪ Hey ♪
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- ♪ I went to the doctor... ♪
- Minge!
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- [laughter]
- [teacher] That's enough.
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- ♪ Said, "Help me, doctor" ♪
- Settle down.
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- ♪ ' "Cause I can't breathe" ♪
- ♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪
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- [singer yodeling]
- ♪ A little this, a little that ♪
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♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪
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♪ A little this, a little that ♪
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♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪
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- [phone alert]
- ♪ Ha-ha! He's just warmin' up ♪
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- ♪ You gotta give him a minute ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Well, I went to the market
To get what I need ♪
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♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪
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♪ Need a half pound of bloaty
And two pounds of cheese ♪
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♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪
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[yodeling]
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♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪
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♪ A little this, a little that ♪
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♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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- Ah-ha!
- Hey.
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- You're in love with Maeve.
- What?
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- I'm not... I'm not in love.
- Mm-hm.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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You’ve been glued to your phone
for, like, three weeks,
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and every time she texts you,
this happens.
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- What happens? Oh, sorry.
- Watch it, breadstick.
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Okay. Have a nice day.
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This! You turn into smiley,
happy cupcake Otis. It’s weird.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Maeve and I are work colleagues
and we're friends. That’s it.
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- Yeah. Friends.
- Boys and girls can be friends.
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Yeah, sure. Their genitals can be friends.
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I thought you said Maeve was
with Jackson now, anyway.
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They're not with each other.
They’re just, you know...
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Having super-hot, athletic,
sweaty intercourse?
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- Casual sex.
- Uh! Uh!
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You seem to know a lot
about her relationship status.
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Yes, because we're friends
and friends share things.
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Like bodily fluids?
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Hey, look.
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- Still looking for a job?
- Hah, yeah.
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Nice try, but you can't distract me
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from the fact
that you're clearly in love with Maeve!
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[murmuring numbers]
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[bell rings]
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[gasping]
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[moaning]
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- That was good.
- Yeah. [laughs]
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I haven’t seen you for a while. I thought
you didn't wanna hook up anymore.
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- I've been busy.
- All right.
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Do you wanna hang out later?
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- We just had sex.
- I mean, like...
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You know, hang out.
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Jackson, I’m not offended
that you wanna keep this a secret.
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It’s casual and it works for me.
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You don't have to try
and be honorable and shit. Okay?
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See you later.
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Sh...
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- [sighs]
- [door closes]
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Oh, my God. Jackson is so hot.
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Jackson is looking at us. [laughs] God.
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- Jackson's approaching us.
- Mind if I join you?
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- Jackson is here.
- Uh...
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- You know Maeve, right?
- Nah.
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Yes, you do. He does.
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Well, yeah, I mean... we're friends.
We're just friends, you know.
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- Hey, man, I'm...
- Handsome.
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- [chuckles] Sorry, you are...
- Eric.
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Eric.
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Some people know me as Tromboner.
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[chuckles]
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- So, I need your help.
- Me?
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I mean... me?
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- Well, Maeve and I, we're, you know...
- Boning.
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Yeah. And it's great.
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But I've sort of realized that I want her
to hang around with me more.
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- Mm.
- You know, afterwards.
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- After the boning. Mm.
- Yeah, so I thought you could help me out.
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You want him to help you get Maeve
to be your girlfriend?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I don't really know what I can do.
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- So...
- [chuckles]
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- Well, I mean, you're her friend.
- You're her friend?
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And I heard you
sort of give out sex advice.
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- Yeah, he does.
- [Jackson] Yeah.
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So I thought
you were the right person to talk to.
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- I mean, I can pay, if that's the problem.
- [sighs]
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- I...
- Oh, shit, I've gotta run.
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- Let’s catch up later.
- Wait, no.
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- I really appreciate this, man. Take care.
- Yeah.
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This...
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[phone alert]
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[sighs]
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Is that Jackson's new girlfriend?
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Oh! Ha! You are like a pimp.
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And not the cool Snoop Dogg kind.
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Hm! [chuckles]
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Groff] D.
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D.
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E.
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And on this one
you just drew a picture of a...
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That's a... It's a woman's behind.
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There. There's a...
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- That's a bumhole, there's a vagina.
- You won't be laughing
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when you throw yourself off
a motorway bridge at the age of 35
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because of the failure you have become!
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I have spoken to the dean
at Mountview Military this morning.
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- Dad, I...
- Your name is on the waiting list.
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You have until the end of term to get
these grades up and change my mind.
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[girls shouting]
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Sorry I'm late. I had a, uh...
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Had a thing.
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Get it together, we've got clients.
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Roger. Affirmative. Good to go.
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[girl] It’s like the more we try,
the worse it gets.
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Like we can't get in sync
or find a rhythm.
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When we're having sex, I feel like
I've never seen a vagina before.
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But I have, I've got one
and I've looked at it a lot.
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It's got to the point where when
I think about touching Ruthie,
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I get really panicked, because
I know it's gonna be really bad.
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Like when you put together
a bookshelf from IKEA
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and you realize
you don’t have the right screw
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and the whole thing was a waste of time
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and then you just hate everything
about Sweden.
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- Ruthie, tell him how bad it is.
- Look, I don't know why we're doing this.
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It's not like some advice
from a 16-year-old straight dude
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is gonna magically fix us.
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It’s stupid.
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Yeah, well, I mean, you're right, Ruthie.
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I'm not particularly well-versed
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in the intricacies
of lesbian sexual relations,
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but I think,
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if I can learn a bit more about your
emotional relationship to one another,
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I might be able to get closer
to the root of the problem.
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We don’t have a problem
with our relationship.
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We're in love and it's great.
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We're just...
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inexperienced.
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This is my first lesbian relationship.
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Me too.
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First, I mean,
lesbian sex therapy session. [chuckles]
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So have you got any ideas, Kinsey?
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I'd like to have an orgasm
sometime this century.
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[Otis] Yeah, leave it with me.
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I’ll do some research
and see what I can come up with.
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Yeah, brilliant.
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Thanks, thank you.
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How'd it go?
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Might be a tricky one.
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[knocking]
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Ah...
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[sneezes]
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry, I'm coming down with something.
Nothing serious, though.
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Do you want to come in
and we can get started?
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- I'm just gonna grab my...
- Follow me.
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Have a seat.
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I won't bite.
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So...
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scrotal anxiety.
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Your email implies you've been struggling
with this for a while.
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Why don't you start by telling me
your earliest memory of your scrotum?
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, goodness.
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I'm sorry, I completely forgot.
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I, uh... [chuckles]
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- [sighs] I'm having my bathroom redone.
- Yeah, I know.
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I have my tools outside.
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So I'd better go and get them, right?
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Earliest memory,
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I'd just turned five.
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And I was looking down,
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and thought,
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"Oh, there are my balls."
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The topic for this year's sixth form
essay competition is
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"Every great dream
begins with a dreamer."
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Entry is compulsory.
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This is a fantastic opportunity
that could look very good
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on your university applications
next year.
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Are any of you even listening?
No, I didn't think so. Anyway...
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Here's some more information.
Take it or leave it.
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I'll be interested to see your take
on this, Maeve. Genuinely.
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- [Otis] I'm giving the money back.
- [Eric] No, hold up.
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You have a rare opportunity here to use
your power for self-interest.
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What do you mean?
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You keep the money. Give Jackson
the wrong advice. Make trouble.
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Okay, that is unethical
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- on so many levels.
- Oh!
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Yeah, unethical or...
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badass?
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- Completely unethical.
- Ugh!
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Eric, I'm giving the money back.
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Okay? End of story.
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Well, after you then, Captain Morality.
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[Jackson] Otis!
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You tracked me down.
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Listen, I...
I need to give this back to you.
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I feel uncomfortable talking
behind Maeve’s back. It’s wrong.
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It's unethical and it's just wrong.
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- I get it.
- All right, cool.
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Yeah. No problem. You're an honorable guy.
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- Great. Here's the money.
- Maeve is such a head-fuck, man.
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Like a Rubik's Cube. She says one thing
and then does something else.
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And I can't keep up.
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- Know what I mean?
- Not really. But here you go.
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We’ll have crazy amazing sex, yeah?
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I'm talking, like,
transcendental-level shagging.
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- Okay, stop!
- Aaah!
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And then she ignores me for days.
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But then, she wants to do it again
and round and round we go.
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She's like some sexy merry-go-round,
and I can't get off.
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She's not an object!
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Ohh... What?
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Uh... I said she's not an object.
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You keep describing her
as inanimate objects, but she is a person.
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Have you even thought
about asking her what she wants
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or what she likes?
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- Well, what does she like?
- Lots of things.
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Um... Female writers, for a start.
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Oh, like The Hunger Games?
244
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More like, uh, Virginia Woolf
or Roxane Gay or Sylvia Plath.
245
00:11:36,725 --> 00:11:40,645
She also has a great taste in music.
Joy Division, Nirvana, Bikini Kill...
246
00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:42,765
But she's not a snob.
I mean, she'll listen to pop.
247
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,885
- And she has a really dark sense of humor.
- I didn't know that.
248
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,605
What are you... What are you doing?
249
00:11:47,685 --> 00:11:49,765
I'm taking notes. This is super helpful.
250
00:11:49,845 --> 00:11:51,565
No! No! I'm not helping.
251
00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,325
- This is not helping.
- Yeah, it is.
252
00:11:53,405 --> 00:11:56,125
Stop pulling your pricks and get out here!
40 lengths!
253
00:11:56,205 --> 00:11:57,445
Get a move on, Jackson.
254
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,005
Thank you so much. You're a lifesaver.
255
00:12:00,085 --> 00:12:02,005
- Take care.
- Yeah.
256
00:12:02,085 --> 00:12:03,085
Bye, Jackson.
257
00:12:05,565 --> 00:12:06,405
Oh, no.
258
00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:08,485
["A Kiss To Build A Dream On" playing]
259
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,125
Good job.
260
00:12:10,165 --> 00:12:11,165
Good job.
261
00:12:11,245 --> 00:12:14,725
♪ Give me a kiss to build a dream on ♪
262
00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:18,045
♪ And my imagination ♪
263
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,365
♪ Will thrive upon that kiss ♪
264
00:12:21,765 --> 00:12:23,525
♪ Mm, sweetheart ♪
265
00:12:23,605 --> 00:12:24,941
- ♪ I ask no more than this ♪
- Ugh.
266
00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:26,405
Go get herpes somewhere else, guys.
267
00:12:26,485 --> 00:12:28,725
♪ A kiss to build a dream on ♪
268
00:12:28,805 --> 00:12:32,485
♪ Mm, yeah ♪
269
00:12:33,365 --> 00:12:34,445
Oh, hey, Maeve.
270
00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:37,165
You’re not actually reading
Virginia Woolf.
271
00:12:37,205 --> 00:12:38,965
Why wouldn't I be? She's a brilliant mind.
272
00:12:40,685 --> 00:12:42,005
Who’s the big-nosed chick?
273
00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:45,965
A fierce, feminist voice
of 20th-century Britain, obviously.
274
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,501
[boy] I've never seen you read before.
Is this some kind of joke?
275
00:12:48,525 --> 00:12:50,645
No! I read all the time.
276
00:12:50,725 --> 00:12:51,765
[tuts]
277
00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:55,845
Hey.
278
00:12:57,645 --> 00:12:59,925
Do you know you are the only person
279
00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:03,525
to take this book out of the library
since 1972?
280
00:13:04,165 --> 00:13:05,245
Not anymore, apparently.
281
00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:12,885
So now he's a feminist!
282
00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:15,005
You've made the hottest guy in school
even hotter.
283
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,245
He's basically Ryan Gosling. Well done.
284
00:13:17,325 --> 00:13:19,485
You don't understand. He's like a Jedi.
285
00:13:19,645 --> 00:13:23,285
Okay? He just talked, and no matter
what I did, he got what he wanted.
286
00:13:23,365 --> 00:13:26,445
The one thing you had going for you
was that you're all woke and shit.
287
00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:29,285
Kind of counters
the whole lame virgin thing.
288
00:13:29,365 --> 00:13:31,565
Now he's checking his privilege.
It's game over.
289
00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:33,501
- [Otis] It's not a game.
- It is a game.
290
00:13:33,525 --> 00:13:35,805
- Because Maeve and I are just friends.
- Hm.
291
00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:38,605
Anyway, she's not gonna fall
for this whole performance.
292
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,285
Oh, my God, I love Virginia Woolf.
293
00:13:42,245 --> 00:13:43,845
Nice guys finish last.
294
00:13:43,925 --> 00:13:46,565
Especially when there's a nicer guy
with rock-hard abs.
295
00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:53,565
♪ A kiss to build a dream on ♪
296
00:13:55,845 --> 00:13:57,845
Ruby thinks Kyle should change
the way he dresses,
297
00:13:57,925 --> 00:13:59,405
but I think he looks nice.
298
00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:01,605
He has been wearing
a lot of trackie bottoms recently,
299
00:14:01,685 --> 00:14:03,605
but that's only
'cause he set his jeans on fire.
300
00:14:04,245 --> 00:14:05,445
What?
301
00:14:05,525 --> 00:14:07,205
He’s got second-degree burns
on his thighs,
302
00:14:07,285 --> 00:14:09,566
but he was blazed when it happened,
so it only hurt a bit.
303
00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:11,245
Hey, Maeve.
304
00:14:11,325 --> 00:14:13,005
What do you think Woolf meant by,
305
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,765
"The history of men's opposition
to women's emancipation
306
00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:18,925
is more interesting, perhaps, than
the story of that emancipation itself"?
307
00:14:20,285 --> 00:14:22,965
That men are dicks,
and selective castration is our only hope.
308
00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:24,205
[laughs]
309
00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:25,725
You know, you are so dark.
310
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:29,405
- What?
- Your humor, it's dark. I like dark humor.
311
00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:32,045
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
312
00:14:32,245 --> 00:14:33,245
[whistle blows]
313
00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:37,005
He's being so weird.
314
00:14:37,605 --> 00:14:39,125
I think he’s peacocking.
315
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:40,805
But with words.
316
00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:44,285
[coach]
Girls, less chatting, more running!
317
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,405
["Nancy Drew" by Sløtface playing]
318
00:14:46,525 --> 00:14:48,125
- Look! Look, look, look!
- I know! Okay!
319
00:14:49,525 --> 00:14:52,605
♪ Ten thousand hours of fallin' asleep ♪
320
00:14:52,685 --> 00:14:54,965
- ♪ To singer-songwriters' tunes ♪
- [humming]
321
00:14:55,045 --> 00:14:56,645
[through headphones] ♪ In my ear ♪
322
00:14:56,725 --> 00:14:58,205
Are you listening to Sløtface?
323
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:02,965
Oh, what? [accented] Sløtface?
Yeah, their new album is incredible.
324
00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:04,445
Since when do you like punk?
325
00:15:04,525 --> 00:15:05,605
Oh, wait, do you like punk?
326
00:15:06,165 --> 00:15:07,965
- Among other things.
- Ah!
327
00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:10,981
Well, I've actually got a spare ticket
for this local band night.
328
00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:12,365
Pussyfest. Do you wanna come?
329
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,725
- Maybe.
- All right, it's a date.
330
00:15:16,565 --> 00:15:19,445
Actually, I can't.
I've got an essay to write.
331
00:15:19,525 --> 00:15:21,045
- Huh?
- Have fun, though.
332
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,565
♪ She's sneaking around ♪
333
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:24,925
♪ Checking up on you ♪
334
00:15:26,045 --> 00:15:27,045
[tuts]
335
00:15:27,165 --> 00:15:28,445
[Eric] She's not gonna text you.
336
00:15:29,285 --> 00:15:30,565
She's texting Jackson now.
337
00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:32,965
Who needs a friend
when you have a boyfriend?
338
00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:34,805
Uh, he's not her boyfriend. Okay?
339
00:15:34,885 --> 00:15:37,245
I mean, I wouldn't care if he was,
but he's not.
340
00:15:37,325 --> 00:15:38,445
He's literally not.
341
00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:39,845
[phone alert]
342
00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:41,885
Well, well. Appears you were wrong.
343
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,405
I've gotta go.
344
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,645
See, Maeve and I still run
a sex clinic together.
345
00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:48,085
And that's still weird.
346
00:15:50,605 --> 00:15:52,645
That's really, really weird.
347
00:15:53,365 --> 00:15:54,845
["Breakfast In Bed" playing]
348
00:15:54,925 --> 00:15:56,165
[clattering]
349
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:05,765
- ♪ Hey, your face is a mess ♪- What?
350
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,981
- [yells] Is the music too loud?
- ♪ Come in, baby ♪
351
00:16:09,005 --> 00:16:10,005
N... No, it's fine.
352
00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:14,005
- ♪ You can dry the tears on my dress ♪
- Okay.
353
00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:16,565
- ♪ She's hurt you again ♪
- How's it going?
354
00:16:16,645 --> 00:16:19,725
Quite a bit of mold,
but, uh, it's fixable.
355
00:16:20,365 --> 00:16:21,365
Great.
356
00:16:21,445 --> 00:16:24,125
- I mean, that's fine.
- Yeah.
357
00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:27,725
Are you writing another book?
358
00:16:28,205 --> 00:16:29,045
Uh...
359
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:32,525
I mean, I saw that you've...
you've written books,
360
00:16:32,885 --> 00:16:34,445
this morning, in your office.
361
00:16:34,805 --> 00:16:37,725
Yes, I did. A very long time ago.
362
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,245
But, um... I don't really write anymore.
363
00:16:42,525 --> 00:16:43,525
Why?
364
00:16:45,765 --> 00:16:47,445
Well, um...
365
00:16:48,565 --> 00:16:51,045
I wrote that last book with my...
366
00:16:51,405 --> 00:16:52,405
ex-husband.
367
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:56,045
And we split just after the publication.
368
00:16:56,365 --> 00:17:00,965
And I tried, but, to be honest, um...
369
00:17:01,725 --> 00:17:04,045
the fear creeps in a bit as you get older.
370
00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:06,805
I don't know why I'm telling you that.
371
00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:09,165
Fuck fear.
372
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:11,205
I'm sorry?
373
00:17:11,645 --> 00:17:12,765
Fuck the fear.
374
00:17:13,005 --> 00:17:15,925
Tomorrow, you could be driving along
in your car, happily,
375
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:21,085
and then, uh, smash you, uh, head to head
with an 18-wheeler truck
376
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,085
and you're squished to the road,
and you're dead.
377
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,125
Just a waste of time.
378
00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:28,245
So fuck fear.
379
00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:32,205
Hello, darling.
380
00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:34,685
- Hi.
- Hi.
381
00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:37,405
- Are you all right?
- Yeah. Yeah.
382
00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:39,565
- [stammers] Homework stuff.
- [man] Well...
383
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:42,805
I should leave you to it.
384
00:18:03,445 --> 00:18:05,565
[applause and cheering on computer]
385
00:18:08,445 --> 00:18:10,125
[knocking]
386
00:18:14,925 --> 00:18:15,925
Sorry.
387
00:18:16,205 --> 00:18:17,245
It's okay.
388
00:18:17,525 --> 00:18:18,605
Hello!
389
00:18:18,885 --> 00:18:20,445
Are you a friend of Otis'?
390
00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:22,765
No, I'm here to pick up my father.
391
00:18:23,925 --> 00:18:26,885
You know, intense European dude.
Thinks he’s a comedian.
392
00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:29,925
Piercing blue eyes. He's got "fuck"
written across his hand...
393
00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:32,325
[man speaking Swedish]
394
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,965
Don't be a man-child,
get a move on. I'm late for work!
395
00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,845
[man yells in Swedish]
396
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,685
[man continues yelling in Swedish]
397
00:18:44,005 --> 00:18:46,085
I am ignoring you. Hurry up.
398
00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:49,965
[sighs] Please can I use your bathroom?
399
00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:51,965
Yes. It's upstairs.
400
00:18:52,285 --> 00:18:53,285
Thanks.
401
00:18:58,845 --> 00:19:00,725
[porn playing on computer]
402
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,685
Mum!
403
00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:07,045
You're not my mum. [laughs]
404
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,045
- [porn continues playing]
- I just... I'm not...
405
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,245
This is research!
406
00:19:10,325 --> 00:19:12,005
[chuckles] Uh...
407
00:19:14,725 --> 00:19:15,925
[sighs]
408
00:19:16,885 --> 00:19:19,485
You should probably think about
gettin' a lock on this door.
409
00:19:20,405 --> 00:19:21,605
Where's the bathroom?
410
00:19:22,085 --> 00:19:24,165
- Uh, on your left.
- Thanks.
411
00:19:32,445 --> 00:19:34,205
- [dogs barking]
- [Eric] Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
412
00:19:34,285 --> 00:19:35,925
Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
413
00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:38,605
Oh, don't annoy me.
414
00:19:38,685 --> 00:19:39,965
How have you pooped?
415
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,045
Oh, yuck.
416
00:19:41,485 --> 00:19:43,805
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck,
yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
417
00:19:43,885 --> 00:19:45,965
- Okay, stay.
- [whining]
418
00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:48,245
- [bag rustling]
- Yeah, you should feel bad.
419
00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:51,485
[sighs] Ugh.
420
00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:57,085
- [barking]
- Uh... Francis, Bacon, get back here!
421
00:19:57,165 --> 00:19:58,805
- Oh! Come on! Come on!
- [barking]
422
00:19:58,885 --> 00:20:00,085
What the hell?
423
00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:02,405
Uh, Francis!
424
00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:04,245
Bacon!
425
00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:08,085
Shit.
426
00:20:09,445 --> 00:20:11,845
Oh, okay. Come on, guys, come on.
427
00:20:12,405 --> 00:20:13,645
Oh. Come on.
428
00:20:14,085 --> 00:20:15,645
[chuckles] Hey.
429
00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:20,005
Sorry, new job. Dog walker.
430
00:20:20,725 --> 00:20:21,725
Gay.
431
00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:25,005
[dog whimpers]
432
00:20:25,085 --> 00:20:26,165
Quiet, Madam.
433
00:20:27,045 --> 00:20:28,725
- [barking]
- Be quiet, Madam.
434
00:20:29,405 --> 00:20:30,405
Um...
435
00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:34,445
She's not my dog. She's my mum's.
436
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:37,005
- Yeah, she's cute. [laughs]
- [yapping and growling]
437
00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:39,325
She's a champ. Okay?
438
00:20:40,485 --> 00:20:42,445
She’s like the Kim Kardashian
of tiny dogs.
439
00:20:43,045 --> 00:20:44,045
Oh.
440
00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:47,885
- Up, Madam. [clucks]
- [whines]
441
00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:49,245
Up! Show me tits.
442
00:20:49,325 --> 00:20:52,525
- Good girl. Oh! Good girl.
- Hey! [laughs]
443
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:54,325
That is wicked.
444
00:20:54,685 --> 00:20:57,165
Hey, Madam sounds a bit like Adam.
[chuckles]
445
00:20:58,805 --> 00:21:00,685
- What are you trying to say?
- [dogs growling]
446
00:21:00,765 --> 00:21:03,525
Nothing. Nothing. Okay, bye. Bye, um...
447
00:21:03,605 --> 00:21:06,245
[barking and growling]
448
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,725
[loud barking]
449
00:21:10,525 --> 00:21:12,085
- Madam! Madam!
- Um...
450
00:21:12,165 --> 00:21:13,285
I'm so sorry.
451
00:21:13,365 --> 00:21:15,685
Uh, I've gotta drop these off,
but I can come back...
452
00:21:15,765 --> 00:21:18,765
Don't bother, okay? You shouldn’t be
walkin' dogs if you can’t control them.
453
00:21:19,605 --> 00:21:20,845
Just fuck off.
454
00:21:22,685 --> 00:21:24,925
- Madam! Madam!
- ["When You're Young and in Love" plays]
455
00:21:25,245 --> 00:21:26,925
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪
456
00:21:27,045 --> 00:21:28,245
- ♪ La-la-la ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
457
00:21:28,325 --> 00:21:30,325
- ♪ Spring in the air ♪
- [burner clicking]
458
00:21:30,405 --> 00:21:32,205
♪ Filled with love ♪
459
00:21:32,285 --> 00:21:35,245
♪ There's magic everywhere ♪
460
00:21:36,605 --> 00:21:42,205
♪ When you're young and in love ♪
461
00:21:42,285 --> 00:21:44,965
- ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪
- [laughter on television]
462
00:21:45,045 --> 00:21:47,525
♪ Life seems to be ♪
463
00:21:47,605 --> 00:21:49,605
♪ Just a dream ♪
464
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,085
♪ A world of fantasy ♪
465
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:59,205
♪ When you're young and in love ♪
466
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:02,805
♪ Each night seems just like ♪
467
00:22:02,885 --> 00:22:05,245
- ♪ The fourth of July ♪
- [phone buzzes]
468
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:09,565
♪ With stars that spangle the sky ♪
469
00:22:10,645 --> 00:22:12,925
- ♪ The moon at night ♪
- [phone alert]
470
00:22:13,005 --> 00:22:14,885
♪ Shines so bright ♪
471
00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:18,245
♪ Seems to shine twice as bright ♪
472
00:22:18,325 --> 00:22:19,165
[phone buzzes]
473
00:22:19,245 --> 00:22:24,565
♪ When you're young and in love ♪
474
00:22:25,005 --> 00:22:26,565
You can't even walk a dog!
475
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,685
- ♪ So many teardrops ♪
- The mind boggles!
476
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,725
- ♪ Are bound to fall ♪
- Think about poor Madam!
477
00:22:31,805 --> 00:22:35,485
- ♪ True love can conquer all ♪
- Out there alone. Won't last five minutes!
478
00:22:35,565 --> 00:22:38,405
- ♪ When you're ♪
- Are you happy?
479
00:22:38,485 --> 00:22:41,341
- ♪ When you're young and in love ♪
- You broke her heart. Your own mother.
480
00:22:41,365 --> 00:22:44,485
- It wasn't me. I swear it wasn't my fault.
- ♪ Young and in love ♪
481
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:47,725
- Excuses, excuses. Go on, go!
- ♪ Young and in love ♪
482
00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:51,485
- ♪ Young and in love ♪
- ♪ Young and in love ♪
483
00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:54,005
♪ Young and in love ♪
484
00:22:54,085 --> 00:22:56,165
- ♪ Young and in love ♪
- Fuck!
485
00:22:56,245 --> 00:22:58,405
- ♪ Young and in love ♪
- [cheering]
486
00:22:58,485 --> 00:23:00,445
♪ Young and in love ♪
487
00:23:00,525 --> 00:23:03,125
♪ Young and in love ♪
488
00:23:03,205 --> 00:23:04,525
[bell rings]
489
00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:27,365
Hello.
490
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,365
Hi.
491
00:23:32,725 --> 00:23:33,725
Okay, then.
492
00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:35,125
I heard a thing.
493
00:23:38,525 --> 00:23:42,205
- Okay.
- This thing concerns your virginal status.
494
00:23:43,165 --> 00:23:45,205
[chuckles] Excuse me?
495
00:23:45,605 --> 00:23:48,365
I heard on the grapevine
that your cherry remains unpopped.
496
00:23:48,445 --> 00:23:51,205
- That's none of your business.
- Yeah, let’s skip the faux modesty.
497
00:23:51,285 --> 00:23:53,405
- I'm down if you are.
- Down?
498
00:23:54,365 --> 00:23:55,725
Deflowering the maiden.
499
00:23:56,765 --> 00:23:59,245
Breaking the lawn chair,
skinning the fish.
500
00:24:00,085 --> 00:24:03,165
- Your dick in my vagina. What do you say?
- Yeah, um... [clears throat]
501
00:24:04,925 --> 00:24:05,965
Wait, sorry, who are you?
502
00:24:06,605 --> 00:24:08,005
Whoever you want me to be.
503
00:24:10,485 --> 00:24:11,485
Also, I'm Lily.
504
00:24:12,445 --> 00:24:15,765
[sighs] Well, thanks, Lily, but, um...
505
00:24:16,245 --> 00:24:18,005
I'm gonna have to politely decline.
506
00:24:18,325 --> 00:24:19,325
Okay.
507
00:24:19,765 --> 00:24:21,565
Well, if you change your mind,
508
00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:23,925
you can usually find me in music room B.
509
00:24:24,725 --> 00:24:25,725
Or algebra club.
510
00:24:27,085 --> 00:24:28,085
Bye, then.
511
00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:29,605
[whispers] Bye.
512
00:24:33,085 --> 00:24:34,765
Woof-woof-woof! O-Dawg!
513
00:24:34,845 --> 00:24:36,885
- Uh... J... Dude.
- [chuckles]
514
00:24:36,965 --> 00:24:38,765
Just wanna say thanks for the help, man.
515
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,485
Me and Maeve have been texting all night.
516
00:24:40,525 --> 00:24:42,205
- She's, like, mad brainy.
- Yeah. I know.
517
00:24:42,285 --> 00:24:44,285
I'm actually into
some of this stuff too, you know.
518
00:24:44,365 --> 00:24:47,005
- It is good to look outside your bubble.
- Yeah, I guess it is.
519
00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:49,181
- It's all thanks to you, man.
- You know what, Jackson?
520
00:24:49,205 --> 00:24:50,125
- I...
- Ah, that's her!
521
00:24:50,205 --> 00:24:51,541
- I didn't...
- Gotta go. Thank you.
522
00:24:51,565 --> 00:24:52,405
- Wait.
- Yeah?
523
00:24:52,485 --> 00:24:54,045
- Okay.
- [phone buzzing]
524
00:24:54,485 --> 00:24:56,485
- Yo!
- [sighs]
525
00:25:03,285 --> 00:25:04,965
[knocking]
526
00:25:08,845 --> 00:25:09,845
It's for you.
527
00:25:10,845 --> 00:25:12,805
It's soup, for a sick person.
528
00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:15,005
Oh, no! Oh, you shouldn't have done that.
529
00:25:15,085 --> 00:25:18,245
I'm feeling so much better today.
Just a scratchy throat.
530
00:25:18,325 --> 00:25:21,005
Still, uh... eat the soup.
It's good for you.
531
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:24,045
No one's ever made me soup before.
532
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,165
It's just soup.
533
00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,165
[chuckles]
534
00:25:27,685 --> 00:25:29,205
Okay, back to work, then.
535
00:25:29,965 --> 00:25:30,965
Excuse me.
536
00:25:32,525 --> 00:25:33,565
Excuse me.
537
00:25:46,325 --> 00:25:47,525
[sniffs]
538
00:25:54,525 --> 00:25:55,605
Mm!
539
00:26:02,925 --> 00:26:04,925
[sighs]
540
00:26:16,245 --> 00:26:18,245
[belches]
541
00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:32,325
[phone alert]
542
00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:37,405
Why don't you just go out with him?
543
00:26:38,445 --> 00:26:40,085
Let's do a mind map.
544
00:26:40,445 --> 00:26:42,405
- What's that?
- Oh, it's just writing stuff down.
545
00:26:42,445 --> 00:26:45,165
But in a fun way that engages
all sides of your brain.
546
00:26:45,525 --> 00:26:46,725
You mean both sides.
547
00:26:46,965 --> 00:26:47,885
Yeah, all of them.
548
00:26:47,965 --> 00:26:49,445
It's really good for hard decisions
549
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:50,725
like, should I get a fringe,
550
00:26:50,805 --> 00:26:53,205
even though Mum says
it'll make my face look chubby?
551
00:26:53,285 --> 00:26:56,245
Or should I tell Mum I hate her
and run away from home?
552
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:57,365
Hm?
553
00:26:57,965 --> 00:27:00,645
So, let's start with Jackson's nice bits.
554
00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:02,685
Okay. Um...
555
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,485
He's good at sex.
556
00:27:05,045 --> 00:27:07,405
Like, properly good.
557
00:27:07,725 --> 00:27:08,805
Mm!
558
00:27:09,245 --> 00:27:11,925
- Uh, he's attractive.
- And he's popular.
559
00:27:12,245 --> 00:27:14,325
Mm-hm. And he's going places.
560
00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:16,365
Like, he's not a slacker.
561
00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:18,565
No, he's probably gonna be president
or something.
562
00:27:18,605 --> 00:27:21,205
[chuckles] We don't have presidents
in this country, Aimee.
563
00:27:24,045 --> 00:27:25,045
Okay, what else?
564
00:27:27,485 --> 00:27:29,085
Do you have things in common?
565
00:27:29,325 --> 00:27:30,445
Yeah, we do.
566
00:27:30,845 --> 00:27:31,965
- Weirdly.
- So...
567
00:27:32,805 --> 00:27:33,885
Cons?
568
00:27:34,965 --> 00:27:36,845
- I don't want a boyfriend.
- I don't get it.
569
00:27:37,805 --> 00:27:39,685
Having a boyfriend is the best thing.
570
00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:41,165
What’s so good about it?
571
00:27:44,325 --> 00:27:46,125
You always have someone to hang out with.
572
00:27:46,205 --> 00:27:49,845
And, like, last week, I got chased
by a fox, and Kyle threw a shoe at it.
573
00:27:51,165 --> 00:27:52,685
It was so romantic.
574
00:28:04,605 --> 00:28:07,605
This is good. It's really helpful,
being in the water, isn't it?
575
00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:11,565
It's freeing us up. We're really figuring
out how our bodies can intertwine.
576
00:28:11,645 --> 00:28:14,205
It’s working well for me.
Is it working for you?
577
00:28:14,965 --> 00:28:15,965
No.
578
00:28:21,405 --> 00:28:22,405
How's it going, guys?
579
00:28:23,365 --> 00:28:24,485
[Ruthie] What are you doing?
580
00:28:24,565 --> 00:28:26,621
I don't want you to think
I engineered this situation
581
00:28:26,645 --> 00:28:27,925
for my own sexual gratification.
582
00:28:27,965 --> 00:28:29,325
That would be super creepy.
583
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,085
Hence the backwards stance.
584
00:28:31,605 --> 00:28:34,045
This is even creepier.
Just turn around. Stop being creepy.
585
00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:40,645
Well, like I said before, I am
a sex and relationship therapist.
586
00:28:40,725 --> 00:28:43,245
You are a teenager with
an inflated sense of self-importance.
587
00:28:43,325 --> 00:28:44,645
Right. Well, I have a hunch
588
00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:48,165
that this is more to do with your
relationship than your physical intimacy.
589
00:28:48,605 --> 00:28:50,581
- How's your communication?
- We've known each other
590
00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:52,965
since primary school,
and we talk for hours.
591
00:28:53,445 --> 00:28:55,445
- It might help.
- Interesting.
592
00:28:55,805 --> 00:28:57,365
How long have you guys been together?
593
00:28:57,445 --> 00:28:58,445
About four months.
594
00:28:58,525 --> 00:29:01,605
We both came out around the same time
and it just happened.
595
00:29:01,685 --> 00:29:02,525
Interesting.
596
00:29:02,605 --> 00:29:04,365
I'm sure you find
lots of things interesting,
597
00:29:04,445 --> 00:29:06,645
but our problem is with the sex,
not the relationship.
598
00:29:06,725 --> 00:29:08,645
So we're just gonna
figure this out on our own.
599
00:29:09,565 --> 00:29:10,965
Uh... [sighs]
600
00:29:11,045 --> 00:29:14,085
Well, come back when you're ready
to talk about your relationship.
601
00:29:15,205 --> 00:29:16,965
Good session, team. Great progress.
602
00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:26,965
[phone alert]
603
00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:33,485
How's it going with Jackson?
604
00:29:34,925 --> 00:29:36,325
- What do you mean?
- I mean...
605
00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:39,165
You guys seem to be spending
a lot of time together.
606
00:29:39,805 --> 00:29:40,965
What do you care?
607
00:29:41,645 --> 00:29:43,285
- [scoffs]
- I was just asking. Sorry.
608
00:29:44,725 --> 00:29:47,445
He does seem keen for us
to hang out more, but...
609
00:29:48,925 --> 00:29:50,125
I don't really get it.
610
00:29:50,805 --> 00:29:52,165
Like, we have loads of sex.
611
00:29:52,885 --> 00:29:54,645
So why'd he wanna complicate things?
612
00:29:55,005 --> 00:29:58,205
It's stupid.
Anyway, I don't do boyfriends.
613
00:30:00,685 --> 00:30:01,685
Why not?
614
00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:06,925
You know in rom-coms, when the guy finally
realizes he’s in love with the girl,
615
00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:09,245
and he turns up
with a boom box outside her house,
616
00:30:09,325 --> 00:30:12,325
blasting her favorite song,
and everyone in the audience swoons?
617
00:30:13,085 --> 00:30:14,645
- Yeah, that makes me sick.
- [laughs]
618
00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:15,725
[chuckles]
619
00:30:17,045 --> 00:30:18,365
Okay, but seriously,
620
00:30:18,965 --> 00:30:20,325
what's wrong with boyfriends?
621
00:30:22,005 --> 00:30:23,925
It’s just someone else
to let you down, isn't it?
622
00:30:24,805 --> 00:30:25,805
[laughs]
623
00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,325
You really think so? [grunts]
624
00:30:36,765 --> 00:30:37,765
What the hell?
625
00:30:38,645 --> 00:30:39,725
What?
626
00:30:39,805 --> 00:30:41,045
[coughing]
627
00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:42,125
- Ah!
- [yelps]
628
00:30:45,245 --> 00:30:46,525
Like that, do you?
629
00:30:47,925 --> 00:30:48,925
Don't fucking...
630
00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:54,925
[splutters]
631
00:30:56,925 --> 00:30:59,525
So... why don't you wanna
go out with Jackson?
632
00:30:59,605 --> 00:31:01,405
- I mean, really.
- No.
633
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:03,045
We don't do that therapy thing.
634
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,965
Save that for the clientele.
635
00:31:08,645 --> 00:31:09,645
Fine.
636
00:31:10,365 --> 00:31:11,765
I'm me and he's him.
637
00:31:12,325 --> 00:31:13,325
Meaning?
638
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:17,085
Come on, Otis, he's Jackson and I'm...
You know.
639
00:31:17,165 --> 00:31:18,245
- Maeve.
- [both chuckle]
640
00:31:18,325 --> 00:31:21,485
No, I'm a grotty, stinky cock-biter
who lives in a caravan.
641
00:31:21,565 --> 00:31:23,445
- [both laugh]
- Come on! You're not. Look...
642
00:31:23,565 --> 00:31:24,805
You're not that stinky.
643
00:31:25,645 --> 00:31:27,685
Plus, I thought it was a scrote you bit?
644
00:31:28,085 --> 00:31:29,125
Dickhead!
645
00:31:29,205 --> 00:31:30,205
Oh!
646
00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:36,245
[Otis gasps]
647
00:31:36,925 --> 00:31:39,725
- [splutters]
- You look like the Cookie Monster.
648
00:31:40,925 --> 00:31:42,005
Wait...
649
00:31:43,685 --> 00:31:45,365
- Ooh! Okay.
- [chuckles]
650
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,645
Ow! Yeah, let's go.
651
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,365
- Okay.
- Yeah.
652
00:31:51,085 --> 00:31:52,085
You coming?
653
00:31:52,605 --> 00:31:53,605
No.
654
00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:56,125
- What? You just said we better go.
- I'm staying here.
655
00:31:56,565 --> 00:31:57,565
Why?
656
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,125
Um...
657
00:31:59,605 --> 00:32:00,805
Exercise.
658
00:32:01,365 --> 00:32:02,805
Yeah, but school is closing.
659
00:32:03,565 --> 00:32:04,565
Yeah, but...
660
00:32:05,765 --> 00:32:06,885
exercise.
661
00:32:07,805 --> 00:32:08,805
Okay.
662
00:32:16,365 --> 00:32:18,205
You're compellingly odd, Milburn.
663
00:32:23,445 --> 00:32:24,925
Fucking go away.
664
00:32:26,925 --> 00:32:29,805
Must have been
one hell of a blow job, Wiley.
665
00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:38,085
Otis.
666
00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:39,565
Uh...
667
00:32:43,445 --> 00:32:44,445
Promise not to laugh.
668
00:32:45,645 --> 00:32:48,565
I might have a mild to moderate crush
on Maeve.
669
00:32:48,645 --> 00:32:50,725
Yeah, no shit. What gave it away?
670
00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:53,125
She, uh...
671
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,845
She touched my eyebrows
and now I have an erection.
672
00:32:56,085 --> 00:32:57,245
[laughs loudly]
673
00:33:01,725 --> 00:33:03,365
You said you wouldn't laugh.
674
00:33:03,445 --> 00:33:05,205
Ugh. It won't go away.
675
00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:06,285
It's been half an hour,
676
00:33:06,325 --> 00:33:07,925
- and it's really cold.
- [Eric laughing]
677
00:33:08,485 --> 00:33:10,085
There's only one solution.
678
00:33:10,925 --> 00:33:13,085
["(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction" playing]
679
00:33:14,365 --> 00:33:15,565
[Otis] Okay. [clears throat]
680
00:33:16,485 --> 00:33:17,725
It's just wanking.
681
00:33:21,765 --> 00:33:22,765
Oh, God.
682
00:33:29,685 --> 00:33:30,805
[groans]
683
00:33:31,725 --> 00:33:32,845
♪ I can't get no ♪
684
00:33:32,925 --> 00:33:33,765
[groans]
685
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,245
♪ Satisfaction ♪
686
00:33:36,365 --> 00:33:37,645
♪ I can't get me no ♪
687
00:33:38,485 --> 00:33:39,805
♪ Satisfaction ♪
688
00:33:40,925 --> 00:33:42,965
- [gags]
- ♪ And I try and I try ♪
689
00:33:43,405 --> 00:33:45,405
♪ And I try, try, try
Try, try, try, try ♪
690
00:33:45,685 --> 00:33:46,925
♪ I can't get no ♪
691
00:33:47,885 --> 00:33:49,045
♪ No, no, no ♪
692
00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:51,845
Ah, stop! Ah! No! [yelps]
693
00:33:52,445 --> 00:33:55,965
[shudders] AC/DC! AC/DC! Okay.
694
00:33:56,045 --> 00:33:58,445
Adam and the Ants,
Aerosmith, Alice in Chains.
695
00:33:58,725 --> 00:34:00,725
The Blues Brothers. Bowie, David.
696
00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:02,925
The Byrds. Okay.
697
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,125
[sighs]
698
00:34:04,805 --> 00:34:06,165
- Did you do it?
- No.
699
00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,565
I alphabetized my music collection
and it went away.
700
00:34:08,645 --> 00:34:09,885
It's okay, man.
701
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,725
- Next time.
- We won't speak of this ever again, okay?
702
00:34:12,805 --> 00:34:13,885
[bell rings]
703
00:34:14,565 --> 00:34:15,565
[Jackson] Otis!
704
00:34:17,525 --> 00:34:18,525
You got a minute?
705
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:20,725
Yeah.
706
00:34:23,885 --> 00:34:25,485
I know the drill. [sighs]
707
00:34:26,085 --> 00:34:27,085
Bye, Jackson.
708
00:34:29,525 --> 00:34:32,205
So I'm gonna ask Maeve out,
properly this time.
709
00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:35,205
- How do you think I should do it?
- Jackson...
710
00:34:35,685 --> 00:34:37,845
you're a smart guy.
I'm sure you can figure it out.
711
00:34:37,925 --> 00:34:39,885
But I need your help.
Everything you said worked.
712
00:34:39,965 --> 00:34:42,725
- I don't want to screw this up.
- I'm all out of advice, sorry.
713
00:34:42,805 --> 00:34:45,965
Come on, man. Look, we talk, we laugh.
We have crazy good sex.
714
00:34:46,405 --> 00:34:47,805
Now I just wanna seal the deal.
715
00:34:49,725 --> 00:34:50,725
Well...
716
00:34:51,485 --> 00:34:52,885
what do you usually do?
717
00:34:53,965 --> 00:34:57,685
Well, usually I say, "Do you wanna
go out?" And then they say yes.
718
00:34:58,485 --> 00:34:59,485
It's that easy?
719
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:01,965
Well, it's just not usually this hard.
720
00:35:02,045 --> 00:35:03,245
Okay, do you even like Maeve?
721
00:35:03,325 --> 00:35:05,205
Or have you just never
not got your way before?
722
00:35:05,285 --> 00:35:06,285
No, I like her.
723
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,885
I wake up and I'm thinkin' about her.
724
00:35:08,965 --> 00:35:10,605
I go to sleep and I'm thinkin' about her.
725
00:35:10,645 --> 00:35:11,805
It's driving me insane.
726
00:35:12,925 --> 00:35:14,485
I think she could be the...
727
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:16,405
the one.
728
00:35:17,605 --> 00:35:19,205
[chuckles] Wait, sorry.
729
00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:21,325
Sorry. You're right.
I'll figure this out on my own.
730
00:35:21,365 --> 00:35:23,365
- You've helped out enough.
- Yeah.
731
00:35:24,445 --> 00:35:27,765
You know, it's weird.
You're my age, but wise.
732
00:35:28,725 --> 00:35:29,725
You're like my mum...
733
00:35:30,165 --> 00:35:31,365
in a little man’s body.
734
00:35:32,245 --> 00:35:33,645
Like a little mum man.
735
00:35:33,725 --> 00:35:34,725
No offense.
736
00:35:39,845 --> 00:35:41,125
Make a grand gesture.
737
00:35:42,845 --> 00:35:44,245
What, like flowers?
738
00:35:44,885 --> 00:35:45,885
Grander.
739
00:35:46,525 --> 00:35:47,805
Like a giant teddy bear?
740
00:35:48,005 --> 00:35:49,005
Much grander.
741
00:35:49,045 --> 00:35:51,485
Think, like...
like rom-com grand, you know?
742
00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:53,165
Public, passionate.
743
00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:55,605
Heart on your sleeve,
running through the rain...
744
00:35:56,085 --> 00:35:57,805
If it seems too much, go bigger.
745
00:35:58,325 --> 00:35:59,605
- If you want her...
- Yeah.
746
00:35:59,965 --> 00:36:00,965
...show her how much.
747
00:36:01,685 --> 00:36:02,685
Trust me.
748
00:36:03,445 --> 00:36:04,605
All right. Thanks, man.
749
00:36:05,965 --> 00:36:07,445
You really are a good guy.
750
00:36:15,285 --> 00:36:18,165
[Eric] You are stone cold evil.
751
00:36:18,245 --> 00:36:20,205
Look, you told me to screw over Jackson.
752
00:36:20,285 --> 00:36:21,645
All right? This was your idea.
753
00:36:21,725 --> 00:36:23,965
I say lots of stuff.
You're not supposed to listen to me.
754
00:36:24,645 --> 00:36:27,165
- This is bad. You're a bad person.
- Stop saying that.
755
00:36:27,245 --> 00:36:28,605
Why are you now suddenly bad?
756
00:36:28,685 --> 00:36:31,685
Because I'm in love with Maeve, all right?
There, I admit it. Are you happy?
757
00:36:31,765 --> 00:36:34,445
Well, not really.
I think I prefer Cupcake Otis.
758
00:36:34,565 --> 00:36:35,725
I need to stop Jackson.
759
00:36:35,805 --> 00:36:37,885
Uh, then he'll know
that you're in love with Maeve.
760
00:36:37,965 --> 00:36:39,965
Then I need to warn Maeve
about what he's gonna do.
761
00:36:40,045 --> 00:36:43,045
Then she'll know that you took money
from Jackson and gave him bad advice
762
00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:46,045
- because you're in love with her.
- All my options are dog shit.
763
00:36:46,485 --> 00:36:47,485
Yep.
764
00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:49,165
I'm going home.
765
00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:52,125
Okay.
766
00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:54,925
Well, have a nice night, bad man.
767
00:36:57,605 --> 00:36:59,205
[Jean] Thank you for all your work.
768
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,525
And for the soup.
769
00:37:01,645 --> 00:37:03,205
It was very good.
770
00:37:03,645 --> 00:37:05,565
I, uh... washed it.
771
00:37:06,045 --> 00:37:08,005
I told you, it's the best soup.
772
00:37:11,285 --> 00:37:12,285
[groans]
773
00:37:12,725 --> 00:37:15,285
- [Jean] Oh. It's okay.
- Clumsy man.
774
00:37:15,605 --> 00:37:16,605
I...
775
00:37:19,245 --> 00:37:20,245
Thank you.
776
00:37:21,085 --> 00:37:22,285
[sniffs]
777
00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:28,485
You are a strange woman.
778
00:37:34,765 --> 00:37:35,765
Goodbye, then.
779
00:37:36,165 --> 00:37:38,165
Just put those in there.
780
00:37:39,285 --> 00:37:41,165
Thank you. Goodbye, Jean.
781
00:37:43,085 --> 00:37:44,405
Bye, Mr. Builder.
782
00:37:56,165 --> 00:37:58,045
- Hello.
- Uh...
783
00:37:58,805 --> 00:37:59,965
Finish your research?
784
00:38:00,925 --> 00:38:03,085
My... Yes.
785
00:38:03,165 --> 00:38:04,645
Oh, my God. Yes, I did.
786
00:38:04,725 --> 00:38:07,285
It was actual research, by the way.
787
00:38:07,365 --> 00:38:08,885
It's... It's hard to explain.
788
00:38:08,965 --> 00:38:11,045
But, um, I needed
to know about scissoring.
789
00:38:12,045 --> 00:38:14,165
Okay. I'm Ola.
790
00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:16,165
I'm Otis.
791
00:38:16,245 --> 00:38:18,445
I got something for you.
To help with your research.
792
00:38:18,525 --> 00:38:19,645
My dad installed it.
793
00:38:20,405 --> 00:38:23,125
[speaking Swedish]
794
00:38:23,205 --> 00:38:25,085
You know we’re already recording it.
795
00:38:25,165 --> 00:38:27,045
Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.
796
00:38:27,485 --> 00:38:28,885
- Hey.
- See ya.
797
00:38:29,365 --> 00:38:30,405
See ya.
798
00:38:31,485 --> 00:38:32,525
[starts engine]
799
00:38:32,925 --> 00:38:36,605
♪ If only the wind would blow me away ♪
800
00:38:37,405 --> 00:38:40,885
♪ I'd be leavin' on my way ♪
801
00:38:40,965 --> 00:38:45,005
♪ If only the wind would blow me away ♪
802
00:38:45,405 --> 00:38:48,685
♪ Then I'd be gone ♪
803
00:38:51,085 --> 00:38:54,325
♪ All the hate I've harbored ♪
804
00:38:55,405 --> 00:38:58,685
♪ Spending nights in armor ♪
805
00:38:59,765 --> 00:39:05,245
♪ Cruising round
These neighborhoods I've known ♪
806
00:39:08,645 --> 00:39:11,205
♪ I don't mind the darkness ♪
807
00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:15,525
♪ It's the light that's harshest ♪
808
00:39:16,725 --> 00:39:21,525
♪ Shines on through and cuts me
To the bone ♪
809
00:39:23,645 --> 00:39:24,901
- ♪ If only ♪
- [Eric's dad] Eric!
810
00:39:24,925 --> 00:39:28,405
♪ The wind would blow me away ♪
811
00:39:28,485 --> 00:39:31,845
- ♪ I'd be thankful on that day ♪
- Eric!
812
00:39:31,925 --> 00:39:36,365
♪ If only the wind would blow me away ♪
813
00:39:36,445 --> 00:39:40,525
♪ Then I'd be gone ♪
814
00:39:41,605 --> 00:39:43,205
Dad, I think I know who...
815
00:39:43,285 --> 00:39:46,725
Go get hot water and bleach.
I don't want your mother seeing this.
816
00:39:48,445 --> 00:39:53,005
♪ Yes, if only the wind
Would blow me away ♪
817
00:39:53,765 --> 00:39:57,125
♪ I'd be leavin' on my way ♪
818
00:39:57,445 --> 00:39:59,405
- ♪ If only the wind ♪
- [laughter]
819
00:39:59,485 --> 00:40:01,725
♪ Would blow me away ♪
820
00:40:01,805 --> 00:40:04,805
♪ Then I'd be gone ♪
821
00:40:04,885 --> 00:40:06,685
- Who are you pervin' on?
- [yelps] Aah!
822
00:40:07,645 --> 00:40:09,285
[laughs] No one.
823
00:40:09,845 --> 00:40:11,325
Well, um...
824
00:40:11,805 --> 00:40:14,125
Ruthie, but I'm not perving,
I'm just watching.
825
00:40:15,005 --> 00:40:16,005
Never mind.
826
00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:18,365
Shame the scissoring thing didn't work.
827
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,645
I'm so skint right now.
828
00:40:24,765 --> 00:40:25,765
Uh...
829
00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:30,445
- What's that?
- It's your cut. I treated someone.
830
00:40:33,245 --> 00:40:34,565
You're a fucking gem, Otis.
831
00:40:35,765 --> 00:40:36,765
[chuckles]
832
00:40:44,805 --> 00:40:45,885
Tromboner.
833
00:40:47,005 --> 00:40:48,045
Hey, Adam.
834
00:40:48,765 --> 00:40:49,885
Did you find Madam?
835
00:40:50,925 --> 00:40:51,845
[sniffs]
836
00:40:51,925 --> 00:40:53,045
Can you smell...
837
00:40:54,445 --> 00:40:55,445
dog shit?
838
00:40:58,205 --> 00:40:59,965
Wiley, can I speak to you for a second?
839
00:41:01,405 --> 00:41:03,285
No chemically induced hard-on today?
840
00:41:03,405 --> 00:41:05,845
[chuckles] You're so funny,
you make my dick hurt. Listen...
841
00:41:05,925 --> 00:41:08,605
Uh, that essay thing Sands
was banging on about. Write it for me.
842
00:41:08,685 --> 00:41:11,165
- I can pay.
- The hand-in's tomorrow. Sorry.
843
00:41:11,245 --> 00:41:12,685
Shit, I really need this.
844
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:15,165
Come on, I can pay double.
845
00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:19,125
Triple.
846
00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,125
Okay.
847
00:41:22,725 --> 00:41:23,725
Great.
848
00:41:26,725 --> 00:41:30,725
[Otis in French] What did you buy
from the supermarket today?
849
00:41:31,805 --> 00:41:33,925
Only you could make French unsexy.
850
00:41:36,725 --> 00:41:39,845
[in French] You do not want to kiss
your girlfriend anymore.
851
00:41:40,725 --> 00:41:41,765
Hm?
852
00:41:42,405 --> 00:41:45,885
[in French] You like someone else.
853
00:41:48,645 --> 00:41:50,325
[in English]
Look, Tanya is my best friend.
854
00:41:51,525 --> 00:41:54,405
She was really supportive of me
when I came out and everything.
855
00:41:56,125 --> 00:42:00,005
- So when she came out too, I thought...
- You might as well be in a relationship.
856
00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:03,165
We're so close, I thought it would be
the perfect relationship,
857
00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:05,685
but when we have sex...
858
00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:07,965
it just feels wrong.
859
00:42:08,605 --> 00:42:10,165
And when I'm doing it with Jessa...
860
00:42:12,205 --> 00:42:13,445
everything just works.
861
00:42:17,005 --> 00:42:18,085
I don't know what to do.
862
00:42:20,685 --> 00:42:22,565
You have to tell Tanya the truth.
863
00:42:23,605 --> 00:42:24,805
It would kill her.
864
00:42:27,765 --> 00:42:30,045
You can't choose who you're attracted to.
865
00:42:31,805 --> 00:42:32,805
You can't...
866
00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:34,925
You can't engineer a relationship.
867
00:42:38,365 --> 00:42:39,805
You have to do what's right.
868
00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:44,485
I still think it’s weird
a teenage boy is a sex therapist.
869
00:42:44,805 --> 00:42:46,245
C'est la vie.
870
00:42:46,325 --> 00:42:47,165
[feedback from PA]
871
00:42:47,245 --> 00:42:49,805
[Jackson] This is an urgent announcementfrom your Head Boy.
872
00:42:50,325 --> 00:42:54,005
Will all sixth formers please head
to the canteen now?
873
00:43:07,765 --> 00:43:09,925
Has anyone seen Jackson?
874
00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:11,765
Uh... Maybe it’s a fire drill?
875
00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,485
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
876
00:43:16,565 --> 00:43:18,205
- Maeve!
- Look. He's gonna make a speech.
877
00:43:18,285 --> 00:43:20,365
[Jackson] Yes, Moordale!
Sorry for the interruption,
878
00:43:20,445 --> 00:43:22,325
but, hey, it's just your education, right?
879
00:43:22,485 --> 00:43:23,965
[laughter]
880
00:43:24,045 --> 00:43:26,261
There's somebody in this crowd
who is very special to me.
881
00:43:26,285 --> 00:43:27,965
And no, it's not you, Mr. Groff.
882
00:43:30,445 --> 00:43:31,965
This person is pretty damn incredible.
883
00:43:33,205 --> 00:43:34,445
She's one of a kind.
884
00:43:35,205 --> 00:43:37,365
But I was an idiot
because I wanted to hide how I felt.
885
00:43:38,285 --> 00:43:40,965
Well, I'm not gonna
keep it secret anymore.
886
00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:42,525
Maeve Wiley...
887
00:43:44,005 --> 00:43:46,485
this is for you.
888
00:43:48,725 --> 00:43:49,765
I think he's gonna...
889
00:43:49,845 --> 00:43:52,405
- [feedback whines]
- ...sing.
890
00:43:52,485 --> 00:43:54,605
No. No! No, no, no, no, no!
891
00:43:55,525 --> 00:43:57,005
♪ You walk like a dream ♪
892
00:43:57,085 --> 00:44:00,085
♪ And you make like you're queen
Of the action ♪
893
00:44:00,165 --> 00:44:01,365
[laughter]
894
00:44:02,325 --> 00:44:04,685
♪ You're using every trick in the book ♪
895
00:44:04,765 --> 00:44:06,445
♪ The way that you look ♪
896
00:44:06,525 --> 00:44:09,285
♪ You're really something to see ♪
897
00:44:10,045 --> 00:44:14,565
♪ You cheat and you lieTo impress any guy that youfancy ♪
898
00:44:14,645 --> 00:44:15,765
♪ Guy that you fancy ♪
899
00:44:16,125 --> 00:44:18,845
♪ But don't you know I'm out of my mind? ♪
900
00:44:18,965 --> 00:44:20,645
♪ So give me a sign ♪
901
00:44:20,725 --> 00:44:24,765
♪ And help to ease
The pain inside me, baby ♪
902
00:44:25,205 --> 00:44:26,085
♪ Baby ♪
903
00:44:26,165 --> 00:44:28,725
♪ Love really hurts without you... ♪
904
00:44:28,805 --> 00:44:31,685
I'm in Swing Band.
Why didn't they ask me to play?
905
00:44:32,605 --> 00:44:34,925
♪ And, girl, you're breakin' my heart ♪
906
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,805
♪ But what can I do? ♪
907
00:44:36,885 --> 00:44:38,125
- ♪ Baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
908
00:44:38,405 --> 00:44:41,005
♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
909
00:44:42,045 --> 00:44:44,605
♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
910
00:44:45,005 --> 00:44:46,845
♪ And, girl, you're breakin' my heart ♪
911
00:44:46,925 --> 00:44:49,045
♪ But what can I do? ♪
912
00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:50,565
- ♪ Baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
913
00:44:50,645 --> 00:44:53,165
♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
914
00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:56,965
♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
915
00:44:57,045 --> 00:44:59,485
Will you please be my girlfriend?
916
00:45:01,085 --> 00:45:02,085
You dickhead.
917
00:45:03,645 --> 00:45:04,685
- ♪ Come on ♪
- [cheering]
918
00:45:04,765 --> 00:45:05,885
♪ Baby ♪
919
00:45:06,565 --> 00:45:08,765
♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
920
00:45:09,925 --> 00:45:12,245
♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
921
00:45:12,845 --> 00:45:14,685
♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪
922
00:45:14,765 --> 00:45:16,445
♪ But what can I do? ♪
923
00:45:16,565 --> 00:45:18,565
- ♪ Baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
924
00:45:18,645 --> 00:45:20,645
- ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
- ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
925
00:45:20,725 --> 00:45:22,245
Well, that was unexpected.
926
00:45:22,325 --> 00:45:25,045
- ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
927
00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,741
- ♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
928
00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:29,565
- ♪ But what can I do? ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
929
00:45:30,405 --> 00:45:32,725
♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
930
00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:35,885
♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
931
00:45:36,725 --> 00:45:38,605
♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪
932
00:45:38,685 --> 00:45:40,245
♪ But what can I do? ♪
933
00:45:40,325 --> 00:45:42,165
- ♪ Baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
934
00:45:42,245 --> 00:45:44,485
- ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
935
00:45:44,565 --> 00:45:45,645
♪ Baby ♪
936
00:45:45,725 --> 00:45:48,685
- ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
937
00:45:48,765 --> 00:45:50,645
♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪
938
00:45:50,725 --> 00:45:53,165
- ♪ But what can I do? ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
939
00:45:53,245 --> 00:45:54,165
♪ Baby ♪
940
00:45:54,245 --> 00:45:56,645
- ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
941
00:45:56,725 --> 00:45:57,565
♪ Baby ♪
942
00:45:57,645 --> 00:46:00,565
- ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
943
00:46:00,645 --> 00:46:02,525
♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪
944
00:46:02,605 --> 00:46:04,285
- ♪ But what can I do? ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
945
00:46:04,365 --> 00:46:06,045
- ♪ Baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
946
00:46:06,125 --> 00:46:08,525
- ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
947
00:46:08,605 --> 00:46:09,445
♪ Baby ♪
948
00:46:09,525 --> 00:46:12,685
[choir] ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
949
00:46:12,765 --> 00:46:14,525
♪ You're breakin' my heart ♪
950
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,205
♪ But what can I do? ♪
951
00:46:16,285 --> 00:46:18,045
- ♪ Baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
952
00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:20,925
♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
953
00:46:21,525 --> 00:46:24,565
♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
954
00:46:24,685 --> 00:46:26,685
♪ You're breakin' my heart ♪
955
00:46:26,765 --> 00:46:29,085
♪ But what can I do? ♪
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