Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:47,031 --> 00:00:49,825
Some people might think
the moral of my story is.
2
00:00:50,576 --> 00:00:52,787
"In this fucked-up world,
even a simple thing...
3
00:00:52,828 --> 00:00:55,665
"like buying a six-pack,
can be harmful to your health."
4
00:00:56,165 --> 00:00:58,042
But I don't know about that.
5
00:00:58,668 --> 00:01:01,087
What I do know is,
instead of getting our beer...
6
00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:04,757
Joe and me got fucked-up terrorists
sticking a video camera in our faces...
7
00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,842
for 36 days and 36 nights.
8
00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:11,430
What we didn't know was that
everybody in America was watching.
9
00:01:19,522 --> 00:01:22,525
Hi there. Cliff Spab, as seen on TV.
10
00:01:23,109 --> 00:01:24,402
I'm Wendy Pfister.
11
00:01:26,195 --> 00:01:30,074
Welcome to our humble home.
Come on in, take a seat.
12
00:01:30,741 --> 00:01:34,286
We got apple pie in the oven,
and me and Joe are playing Crazy Eights.
13
00:01:34,370 --> 00:01:36,539
Hey, we can deal you in if you want.
14
00:01:37,248 --> 00:01:38,624
I like Go Fish.
15
00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:42,253
Wendy, what's for dinner?
16
00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:46,799
There's some Casa Blanca...
17
00:01:46,882 --> 00:01:50,594
red-hot bean and beef burritos...
18
00:01:51,428 --> 00:01:56,517
some Pringles, some cupcakes
and a bag of gumnuts and...
19
00:01:58,143 --> 00:02:00,104
No, you ate the last bag of gumnuts.
20
00:02:01,272 --> 00:02:02,523
No, I didn't.
21
00:02:02,982 --> 00:02:04,775
You ate the last bag of gumnuts.
22
00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:08,529
- No, I didn't, Joe!
- All right, you two cut it out!
23
00:02:09,655 --> 00:02:12,866
You fucking bitch,
you ate the last bag of fucking gumnuts!
24
00:02:12,950 --> 00:02:15,286
I'm sick of you calling me a fucking bitch!
25
00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,746
- Wendy!
- I'm sick of it!
26
00:02:17,913 --> 00:02:21,542
- Let the dog in. Joe, take out the trash!
- Fuck the dog! Fuck the trash!
27
00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:25,045
No more backtalk from you,
young man, or you can forget dessert!
28
00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:27,756
Jesus Christ!
29
00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:32,636
When I was a young boy, I wouldn't
even think of talking the way you kids do.
30
00:02:33,095 --> 00:02:34,555
This is my house.
31
00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:39,601
Since when is this your house?
32
00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:42,646
This just isn't my house,
it's my own fucking country!
33
00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:48,360
- I think I want an exit visa.
- Yeah, so fucking what, Wendy?
34
00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:03,917
I'm sorry.
35
00:03:05,878 --> 00:03:07,045
Wendy.
36
00:03:12,634 --> 00:03:13,552
Spab.
37
00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,356
Hey, Wendy, Spab?
38
00:03:29,484 --> 00:03:31,111
How about another beer?
39
00:03:48,545 --> 00:03:52,090
- That's the last one, Joe.
- We'll just have to get some more, then.
40
00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,719
No, I mean really, that's the last one.
41
00:03:59,014 --> 00:04:00,015
Fuck.
42
00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:03,143
Guess it's showtime! How you boys doing?
43
00:04:04,686 --> 00:04:06,354
How are they ever doing?
44
00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:09,524
Get that fucking camera off me!
Get the fuck off!
45
00:04:09,608 --> 00:04:12,027
Yeah, get it over here, man, right here!
46
00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:15,155
I got a treat for you boys.
This is for the folks back home!
47
00:04:15,238 --> 00:04:18,909
You ready to see my really photogenic side?
Well, here it is.
48
00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:22,245
Give me the gun! Motherfucker!
49
00:06:58,568 --> 00:07:01,529
The Fun Stop hostage crisis is over.
50
00:07:02,196 --> 00:07:05,575
For 36 days, American television
was forced to broadcast...
51
00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:08,703
uncensored video tapes
of five individuals...
52
00:07:08,786 --> 00:07:10,913
held by a terrorist group, Split Image.
53
00:07:11,539 --> 00:07:15,418
If the uncensored tapes weren't aired,
all five hostages would die.
54
00:07:15,751 --> 00:07:17,712
A threat Split Image made good...
55
00:07:17,753 --> 00:07:21,382
with the brutal killings
of Kim Martin and Milt Morris.
56
00:07:22,133 --> 00:07:24,802
And so, every night
on prime-time television...
57
00:07:24,969 --> 00:07:28,055
we watched with agonized fascination
as the hostages...
58
00:07:28,472 --> 00:07:32,977
five ordinary Americans, were transformed
from convenience-store shoppers...
59
00:07:33,102 --> 00:07:34,729
into national heroes.
60
00:07:34,895 --> 00:07:38,774
What the ultimate goal of Split Image was,
we may never know.
61
00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:41,444
Any further insight
may have to await the recovery...
62
00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:44,864
of the young man
we came to know so well, Cliff Spab.
63
00:07:45,823 --> 00:07:49,702
At this moment, young Mr. Spab
is in a tightly guarded hospital room...
64
00:07:49,744 --> 00:07:53,456
recovering from the bullet wound
he suffered while risking his own life...
65
00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:57,001
to save the only other surviving hostage,
Wendy Pfister.
66
00:07:57,585 --> 00:08:00,921
We hope to have Cliff as our guest
as soon as his health permits.
67
00:08:18,397 --> 00:08:20,774
- How are you, Cliff?
- How the hell does he look?
68
00:08:20,816 --> 00:08:22,936
You think you're up
to a press conference?
69
00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,178
The President wants
to give you a medal.
70
00:08:25,821 --> 00:08:28,073
- We're talking big time.
- At the White House.
71
00:08:28,115 --> 00:08:30,993
- Yes sir, we finally hit the jackpot!
- In the Rose Garden.
72
00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:34,246
Look, all that stuff I said
about you being a loser? Forget it.
73
00:08:34,288 --> 00:08:37,374
Your father has something very exciting
he wants to tell you.
74
00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:40,878
- Go ahead, Bob, tell him.
- It's just that your mom and...
75
00:08:40,961 --> 00:08:44,006
- Just spit it out!
- They're making a TV movie all about you.
76
00:08:44,089 --> 00:08:46,425
The Cliff Spab Story,
just the way it happened.
77
00:08:46,467 --> 00:08:50,220
Actually, they're making three TV movies.
Our version is the authorized one.
78
00:08:50,304 --> 00:08:52,348
The real McCoy. And check this out.
79
00:08:53,724 --> 00:08:55,017
I know how you feel.
80
00:08:56,644 --> 00:08:59,229
You don't have to talk
if you don't want to.
81
00:09:03,984 --> 00:09:06,737
Sometimes it feels better to talk about it.
82
00:09:10,324 --> 00:09:13,577
Of course, sometimes,
it feels better not to talk about it.
83
00:09:13,827 --> 00:09:14,912
Agent Parsley.
84
00:09:16,205 --> 00:09:17,206
FBI.
85
00:09:18,832 --> 00:09:22,544
You might have fooled the rest of
the world, but you don't fool me.
86
00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:26,340
I'm betting you were in
on this little stunt.
87
00:09:28,217 --> 00:09:32,429
You're nothing but a foul-mouthed, lazy...
88
00:09:32,513 --> 00:09:36,225
good-for-nothing, little prick hoodlum...
89
00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:39,019
and the world would best be rid of you.
90
00:09:39,186 --> 00:09:42,606
The dark side of the Pepsi Generation.
That is you, all the way.
91
00:09:42,689 --> 00:09:44,816
They're offering you $1 million.
92
00:09:44,858 --> 00:09:47,569
- We're talking seven figures.
- That is a lot of money.
93
00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:50,822
We loved the way you handled yourself
on that TV special.
94
00:09:50,864 --> 00:09:53,909
- Very smooth.
- He doesn't know about the TV special.
95
00:09:53,992 --> 00:09:57,746
- You don't know about the TV special?
- You had your own TV special.
96
00:09:57,829 --> 00:10:00,332
Don't worry about it. You were sensational!
97
00:10:00,374 --> 00:10:03,877
The best! Highest TVQ ever.
Better than a real star.
98
00:10:03,961 --> 00:10:06,672
The Cliff Spab Special. It got a 30 share.
99
00:10:07,130 --> 00:10:09,466
Even better than The Wendy Special.
100
00:10:10,342 --> 00:10:12,469
Ultimately, it's up to me.
101
00:10:12,552 --> 00:10:15,514
I haven't really found anybody...
102
00:10:17,057 --> 00:10:18,600
that can help me out.
103
00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:23,313
It's hard, because I don't think
people really understand...
104
00:10:23,814 --> 00:10:25,399
what I'm all about.
105
00:10:25,649 --> 00:10:29,194
You think they'll be a time
when you will want to look to the future...
106
00:10:29,236 --> 00:10:33,240
and you will want to see
if things are gonna be brighter for you?
107
00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:36,952
I really don't know.
108
00:10:49,756 --> 00:10:50,757
Hello.
109
00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:56,513
Hello?
110
00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,113
Don't touch me!
111
00:11:16,992 --> 00:11:20,036
What are you doing? Leave me alone!
112
00:11:20,287 --> 00:11:21,288
Help!
113
00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:25,709
Just take them.
114
00:11:29,462 --> 00:11:31,965
Fuck you, you fucking fuckheads!
115
00:11:43,852 --> 00:11:45,103
Hey, Clifford!
116
00:11:46,354 --> 00:11:48,273
- How you doing, guy?
- Rocking!
117
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,151
And there's more where that came from.
118
00:11:51,234 --> 00:11:53,445
- Best news I've had.
- Let's get outta here.
119
00:11:53,486 --> 00:11:58,324
I want you to call me if you need to talk.
And, Cliff, watch your language.
120
00:11:59,784 --> 00:12:00,785
Who the hell is that?
121
00:12:00,869 --> 00:12:03,705
Beats the fuck out of me.
Hey, Scott, great shirt.
122
00:12:15,884 --> 00:12:17,719
Have you spoken to Wendy?
123
00:12:18,887 --> 00:12:20,138
How is Wendy?
124
00:12:25,768 --> 00:12:27,145
She took my beer.
125
00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:29,731
How are you feeling?
126
00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:37,322
How do you feel?
127
00:12:38,907 --> 00:12:39,991
I don't know.
128
00:12:43,745 --> 00:12:45,246
James, let's motor!
129
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:51,044
Fuck! What's the deal man?
What the fuck is going on here?
130
00:12:51,085 --> 00:12:52,253
Get used to it.
131
00:12:52,337 --> 00:12:55,631
These assholes kept dogging us for weeks.
You're a fucking hero.
132
00:12:55,715 --> 00:13:00,636
- What's that? Does it open up there?
- Yeah, that's a fucking bar, man.
133
00:13:01,596 --> 00:13:04,057
- In-fucking-credible, baby!
- Got your coffee.
134
00:13:06,225 --> 00:13:09,020
Clifford, there's gonna be some people
back at the house.
135
00:13:09,062 --> 00:13:11,230
Some kind of reception shit.
136
00:13:12,732 --> 00:13:15,318
Limousine, primo beer. Can't beat it.
137
00:13:18,613 --> 00:13:22,867
Hey, Scott, let's go to the Boy.
James? To the Boy!
138
00:13:27,914 --> 00:13:31,292
Hey, Spab, we just saw you on TV.
You were great!
139
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:34,086
- Really cool!
- Stan, hi.
140
00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:37,215
Anything you guys want
on the house, right?
141
00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:39,008
Check it out!
142
00:13:40,301 --> 00:13:41,969
No shit, 36 cents?
143
00:13:42,637 --> 00:13:44,430
That's kind of cheap, Stan.
144
00:13:44,639 --> 00:13:47,266
It's symbolic. 36.
145
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,769
Thirty-six days in the Fun Stop.
146
00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:53,064
Pretty fucking clever, Stan.
147
00:13:54,941 --> 00:13:57,151
I just came to pick up my paycheck.
148
00:13:58,069 --> 00:14:00,947
Sure thing, Cliff.
I guess you were a little busy.
149
00:14:05,701 --> 00:14:06,827
Look, here.
150
00:14:11,832 --> 00:14:14,835
- Where's Joe, Stan?
- You're Worker of The Month.
151
00:14:17,296 --> 00:14:20,091
I think Joe should be up here too,
don't you?
152
00:14:20,174 --> 00:14:23,135
- Well, Joe's dead.
- Come on, we gotta go, Cliff.
153
00:14:23,719 --> 00:14:25,638
Where the fuck is Joe, Stan?
154
00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:29,558
- You know he should fucking be up there.
- No can do.
155
00:14:30,476 --> 00:14:33,521
Hey Stan, you still spitting in the burgers
in this joint?
156
00:14:33,604 --> 00:14:37,149
Very funny. You were always a joker.
Welcome back, Spab!
157
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:48,327
I'm Wendy Pfister. I'm 17.
158
00:14:52,373 --> 00:14:54,625
I live in Ozell Park with my mom.
159
00:14:57,670 --> 00:14:59,296
And I go to Ozell Park High.
160
00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:08,889
I just want my wife to know...
161
00:15:09,557 --> 00:15:11,058
I'm fine.
162
00:15:13,269 --> 00:15:15,521
These people don't frighten me.
163
00:15:17,106 --> 00:15:18,732
They are nothing.
164
00:15:26,907 --> 00:15:28,492
My name is Kim Martin.
165
00:15:30,285 --> 00:15:34,456
I was working in this Fun Stop
when these people rushed in.
166
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,210
I live in Royal Oak.
167
00:15:41,046 --> 00:15:44,174
I have a husband and a son.
168
00:15:45,217 --> 00:15:46,760
If you can hear me...
169
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,847
I love you so much.
170
00:15:52,349 --> 00:15:57,020
Just keep on praying
that this will all be over really soon.
171
00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:04,570
Get that fucking camera off me.
172
00:16:12,411 --> 00:16:13,537
Say something.
173
00:16:14,246 --> 00:16:16,039
Get him the fuck outta here.
174
00:16:19,585 --> 00:16:21,461
Hi, my name is Rick Forsythe.
175
00:16:21,753 --> 00:16:25,883
I live in Silver Pond with my parents,
George and Edna, and my sister, Suzanne.
176
00:16:26,091 --> 00:16:29,219
I'm president of the debate team
and captain of my baseball team...
177
00:16:29,303 --> 00:16:30,512
at Silver Pond High.
178
00:16:30,596 --> 00:16:32,055
I have a dog named Rusty.
179
00:16:32,097 --> 00:16:35,392
My hobbies include coin collecting
and dry-fucking cheerleaders.
180
00:16:41,898 --> 00:16:43,275
He's here!
181
00:16:58,874 --> 00:17:02,085
Come on, Cliff, I'll get you up here.
Let's go!
182
00:17:46,087 --> 00:17:49,841
On behalf of the city of Madison Heights,
I proclaim today...
183
00:17:50,175 --> 00:17:52,302
Cliff Spab Day!
184
00:17:56,556 --> 00:18:00,560
And I'm pleased as punch
to present you with the key...
185
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,562
to our magnificent metropolis.
186
00:18:06,691 --> 00:18:07,984
Who the fuck are you?
187
00:18:09,903 --> 00:18:11,154
I'm the Mayor.
188
00:18:11,946 --> 00:18:12,906
Right.
189
00:18:13,698 --> 00:18:16,201
Thank you. It's a mighty big fucking key.
190
00:18:18,411 --> 00:18:22,207
- Mr. Spab, have you seen Wendy Pfister?
- No, I haven't.
191
00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:24,584
Can you describe what led to your freedom?
192
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,627
I can't.
193
00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:27,837
You saved her life. Do you love her?
194
00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:30,381
That's none of your business,
sweetheart, is it?
195
00:18:30,548 --> 00:18:32,801
Any comment on the death of Joe Dice?
196
00:18:36,763 --> 00:18:39,849
Every one of you assholes
get the fuck out of here now!
197
00:18:43,061 --> 00:18:46,481
Get these people off
my goddamn porch. Jesus!
198
00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:48,316
What do we got here?
199
00:18:50,652 --> 00:18:53,738
Tomorrow morning
you get your ass down to my office.
200
00:18:54,447 --> 00:18:58,535
We're gonna have a little chat
about your Split Image friends.
201
00:18:59,369 --> 00:19:02,163
They weren't my friends.
Get your fucking hands off me.
202
00:19:02,247 --> 00:19:03,373
Back off, guy.
203
00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:12,674
Cliff? Come in here. One, two, three.
204
00:19:12,966 --> 00:19:15,134
Welcome home, Clifford!
205
00:19:15,635 --> 00:19:19,555
Cliff, your Aunt Jessica, Derrick
and Sylvie drove in from upstate...
206
00:19:19,597 --> 00:19:22,600
and your Uncle Jerry and Cousin Dave
took the bus.
207
00:19:22,642 --> 00:19:25,687
Right. Hey, there, how are you doing?
208
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:34,570
Clifford, honey, I cleaned your room.
209
00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:40,910
- What the hell happened here?
- Mom.
210
00:19:42,161 --> 00:19:45,123
Fuck this shit! Give me a beer, Scott.
211
00:19:46,624 --> 00:19:47,750
Oh, baby.
212
00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:00,638
So what are you gonna do now?
213
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,266
Sing a song.
214
00:20:03,891 --> 00:20:07,145
Fucker boy outside
215
00:20:07,228 --> 00:20:10,231
walking down the road
216
00:20:10,481 --> 00:20:13,734
Fucker boy outside
217
00:20:13,818 --> 00:20:16,946
walking down the road
218
00:20:17,113 --> 00:20:21,867
Fucker boy outside walking down
219
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:27,331
Walking down the road
220
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:32,044
- That sucks, man.
- Yeah, you're right.
221
00:20:33,629 --> 00:20:36,507
I've been craving this
for so fucking long, man.
222
00:21:35,232 --> 00:21:36,942
Turn that damn thing down!
223
00:21:43,115 --> 00:21:44,825
You guys out of your minds?
224
00:21:47,411 --> 00:21:48,412
Yeah.
225
00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:52,791
You're a real comedian, Cliff.
I don't think this is very funny.
226
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,168
I do.
227
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:58,088
Now you listen to me.
There's a lot of money at stake here.
228
00:21:58,339 --> 00:22:02,676
I don't care if you fuck up your own life,
but don't fuck it up for your mom and me.
229
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,721
She'll be really pissed
when she sees what you've done here.
230
00:22:05,763 --> 00:22:09,058
I want to know one thing.
Who invited the fucking marching band?
231
00:22:09,099 --> 00:22:10,392
Watch your mouth!
232
00:22:10,476 --> 00:22:13,771
Mom and I are embarrassed as hell
about the language you used on TV.
233
00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:17,149
I bet you'd have been really embarrassed
if they blew my head off.
234
00:22:17,608 --> 00:22:21,445
Yeah? You ain't leaving this house
until you give a press conference.
235
00:22:22,112 --> 00:22:23,197
Okay, Dad.
236
00:22:23,363 --> 00:22:26,909
I think I know how to stay in confined
areas for long periods of time.
237
00:22:27,451 --> 00:22:29,953
Shut up, Scott! You little twerp.
238
00:22:31,371 --> 00:22:33,665
A press conference will not kill you.
239
00:22:33,832 --> 00:22:37,836
Joe thought running into the Fun Stop
to buy some beer wouldn't kill him either.
240
00:22:39,421 --> 00:22:40,923
Don't fuck with me, Cliff.
241
00:22:44,092 --> 00:22:45,802
And clean up this fucking room.
242
00:22:49,306 --> 00:22:50,641
Home, sweet home.
243
00:22:52,226 --> 00:22:53,352
Hey, Wendy.
244
00:22:54,144 --> 00:22:55,020
Spab.
245
00:23:01,318 --> 00:23:03,111
Let's sing a duet, shall we?
246
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:13,163
As long as we got each other
247
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:20,671
We got the world spinnin'
right in our hands
248
00:23:22,339 --> 00:23:24,424
Baby you and me
249
00:23:26,093 --> 00:23:27,803
we gotta be
250
00:23:29,429 --> 00:23:32,307
The luckiest dreamers
251
00:23:32,516 --> 00:23:35,018
who never quit dreamin'
252
00:23:36,353 --> 00:23:40,482
As long as we keep on givin'
253
00:23:42,859 --> 00:23:47,155
we can take anything that comes our way
254
00:23:48,198 --> 00:23:50,867
Baby, rain or shine
255
00:23:51,868 --> 00:23:53,829
all the time
256
00:23:55,122 --> 00:23:58,458
We got each other
257
00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:01,127
Sharing the laughter and love
258
00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:04,464
Come here.
259
00:24:16,268 --> 00:24:17,852
I want to go home.
260
00:24:27,612 --> 00:24:30,907
- What's the deal?
- What do you think the deal is, Spab?
261
00:24:31,074 --> 00:24:33,868
- Do you want to take a bath?
- Fuck you, Spab.
262
00:24:33,952 --> 00:24:37,706
My brother's dead and all you can say is,
"You want to take a bath?"
263
00:24:37,747 --> 00:24:39,749
Monica, I'm coming over.
264
00:24:40,542 --> 00:24:42,377
Spab, you asshole.
265
00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:17,579
I was 1 year old when Joe was born.
266
00:25:18,288 --> 00:25:19,630
And for the next 19 years,
267
00:25:19,655 --> 00:25:22,649
we lived next door to each
other in Madison Heights.
268
00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:26,796
Went to the same schools, worked
at the same goddamn Burger Boy.
269
00:25:27,964 --> 00:25:32,135
Spent countless hours drinking Bullseye
and getting fucked up on cheap pot.
270
00:25:34,345 --> 00:25:35,847
And now Joe's dead.
271
00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:39,183
What a fucking waste.
272
00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:55,616
I've gone nuts, Monica.
273
00:25:57,201 --> 00:25:59,329
I thought it was crazy in there...
274
00:26:00,204 --> 00:26:01,539
but out here...
275
00:26:02,332 --> 00:26:03,958
it's fucking insane.
276
00:26:05,168 --> 00:26:06,669
Yeah, so?
277
00:26:07,837 --> 00:26:09,630
Fuck being drunk or stoned.
278
00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:13,301
In that goddamn store, we were nuts.
279
00:26:13,843 --> 00:26:14,969
Even Wendy?
280
00:26:16,179 --> 00:26:18,723
Yeah, even Wendy, she was nuts.
281
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,063
So, did you fuck her?
282
00:26:26,689 --> 00:26:28,316
Who, Wendy?
283
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:31,652
Wendy Pfister?
284
00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:36,657
I didn't even know the girl, you know,
before all this shit went down.
285
00:26:37,241 --> 00:26:40,244
She was just in the wrong place
at the wrong time, you know.
286
00:26:40,328 --> 00:26:42,997
You're good, Spab, you're really good.
287
00:26:43,873 --> 00:26:47,501
I'd say I know you, but every now and then
you leave me guessing.
288
00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:50,796
Did Joe fuck her?
289
00:26:51,797 --> 00:26:53,090
What do you think?
290
00:26:56,302 --> 00:27:00,097
You asshole, you like her, don't you?
Christ, I can tell.
291
00:27:00,181 --> 00:27:04,143
What have you got against Wendy Pfister?
I mean, she's a really nice girl.
292
00:27:06,312 --> 00:27:09,940
I don't know,
maybe her little Miss Teen USA act.
293
00:27:10,232 --> 00:27:12,860
You can do what she does
and get away with it...
294
00:27:12,943 --> 00:27:15,404
and never feel guilty
about it if you wanted to.
295
00:27:15,446 --> 00:27:17,406
Maybe, but who'd want to.
296
00:27:18,366 --> 00:27:20,660
Monica, you fucking taco, I know you.
297
00:27:24,455 --> 00:27:25,998
Take your bath, Spab.
298
00:27:37,051 --> 00:27:38,260
You need one.
299
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,350
What's the deal, Monica?
300
00:28:28,227 --> 00:28:30,145
What do you think the deal is?
301
00:28:34,566 --> 00:28:36,151
All right, come on in.
302
00:28:49,915 --> 00:28:51,417
It's pretty pathetic.
303
00:28:53,836 --> 00:28:55,587
You ought to see my room.
304
00:28:56,422 --> 00:28:59,466
Fuck your room! You ain't dead.
305
00:29:05,430 --> 00:29:09,768
They forgot about Joe the minute they
had you to honor, praise and interview.
306
00:29:11,228 --> 00:29:13,856
Yeah, like they won't forget about me.
307
00:29:16,108 --> 00:29:18,360
I'm not saying it's your fault, Spab.
308
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,991
I'm just saying they were never
all that interested in Joe anyway.
309
00:29:25,868 --> 00:29:29,246
Joe wasn't funny enough.
Joe wasn't interesting enough.
310
00:29:29,913 --> 00:29:32,583
He never came up
with all the good lines you did.
311
00:29:35,335 --> 00:29:36,878
Don't you get it?
312
00:29:40,132 --> 00:29:43,677
You were the guy that everybody
wanted to know everything about.
313
00:29:44,636 --> 00:29:46,138
Not my brother.
314
00:29:47,055 --> 00:29:48,598
Well, fuck everybody.
315
00:29:49,016 --> 00:29:52,561
Tell them that,
and it's just another fucking headline.
316
00:29:55,689 --> 00:29:57,190
God, I'm drunk.
317
00:30:03,447 --> 00:30:05,198
What time is it, anyway?
318
00:30:07,909 --> 00:30:09,411
I don't know. 1:30?
319
00:30:12,414 --> 00:30:13,874
God, I'm sorry.
320
00:30:16,251 --> 00:30:17,753
Don't be sorry.
321
00:30:19,588 --> 00:30:22,257
I've been drunk since May 2.
It's no big deal.
322
00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:23,425
Yeah.
323
00:30:23,592 --> 00:30:26,344
But you know me. I'm usually in control.
324
00:30:39,691 --> 00:30:40,901
Monica?
325
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,656
What's the deal?
326
00:30:47,282 --> 00:30:48,450
Jesus, Spab!
327
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,702
You fucking asshole.
328
00:32:32,887 --> 00:32:34,639
How long are you gonna be gone?
329
00:32:34,722 --> 00:32:36,683
Well, you know me, honey.
330
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:38,935
Rocking and rolling...
331
00:32:39,018 --> 00:32:40,978
taking care of business, sweet thing.
332
00:32:41,062 --> 00:32:44,399
Yep, I know what you mean.
Running with life, your back to the winds.
333
00:32:44,482 --> 00:32:46,776
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
334
00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:50,029
And don't call me "sweet thing,"
you fucking asshole.
335
00:33:05,128 --> 00:33:07,797
- Thanks for the lift.
- Is that what you call it?
336
00:33:13,344 --> 00:33:15,638
Here, this might help out some.
337
00:33:17,139 --> 00:33:18,683
You didn't have to do that.
338
00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:21,435
Ever heard of Friends of the Hostages?
339
00:33:21,519 --> 00:33:25,064
People we don't even know have been
sending us money for weeks now.
340
00:33:25,147 --> 00:33:26,691
Call if you want more.
341
00:33:26,774 --> 00:33:29,277
What if I don't want more,
but I want to call?
342
00:33:29,318 --> 00:33:31,946
Like I said, call if you want more.
343
00:33:35,324 --> 00:33:37,118
Good luck being nobody!
344
00:33:53,843 --> 00:33:55,553
Holy shit, man, it's Spab!
345
00:33:57,638 --> 00:34:01,142
Hey, Spab, I'm not a fuckup.
I just play one in real life.
346
00:34:02,476 --> 00:34:04,603
Hey, what's the deal, guys?
347
00:34:04,645 --> 00:34:06,731
Hey, you want to puff this fatty, man?
348
00:34:07,481 --> 00:34:08,691
Thank you, boys.
349
00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:12,111
Fucking Spab, fucking psychedelic!
350
00:34:12,153 --> 00:34:15,197
I'm AI, this is Johnny!
351
00:34:15,322 --> 00:34:16,365
Cliff.
352
00:34:17,074 --> 00:34:19,160
You look fatter on TV, man.
353
00:34:20,035 --> 00:34:23,164
I can't believe I'm standing here,
talking to Cliff Spab!
354
00:34:23,330 --> 00:34:24,623
Ask him something!
355
00:34:24,707 --> 00:34:25,958
Like what, man?
356
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:27,918
I don't know, ask him about his arm.
357
00:34:28,002 --> 00:34:31,380
- What happened to his arm?
- He got shot, you dufus.
358
00:34:31,463 --> 00:34:33,174
Fuck! In the arm?
359
00:34:33,257 --> 00:34:34,842
No, in the shoulder, man.
360
00:34:34,925 --> 00:34:37,261
- Well, did it hurt?
- Yeah, it fucking hurt.
361
00:34:37,678 --> 00:34:39,763
Man, that must've sucked.
362
00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:42,850
So, how's Joe, man?
363
00:34:45,978 --> 00:34:48,022
- Fuck, I forgot.
- I'm sorry.
364
00:34:48,105 --> 00:34:50,649
God, Joe's dead!
365
00:34:51,650 --> 00:34:52,735
I'm sorry.
366
00:34:52,818 --> 00:34:54,486
It's all right, man.
367
00:35:04,872 --> 00:35:06,457
Well, that's my ride.
368
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,168
Where you going?
369
00:35:11,086 --> 00:35:13,839
If it isn't Rick fucking Forsythe.
370
00:35:14,339 --> 00:35:16,675
Hey, Morrow, you fucking asshole.
371
00:35:16,759 --> 00:35:18,802
How's the cheerleaders, Rick?
372
00:35:18,886 --> 00:35:20,763
Hey, Spab, you coming back?
373
00:35:21,221 --> 00:35:22,389
Never.
374
00:35:23,432 --> 00:35:25,559
Kids today, let me tell you.
375
00:35:27,561 --> 00:35:28,562
Onward!
376
00:35:41,033 --> 00:35:43,494
Shit, that was Spab.
377
00:35:43,577 --> 00:35:46,288
Shit, man, he took our joint!
378
00:35:47,664 --> 00:35:49,166
You have our joint!
379
00:35:51,043 --> 00:35:54,046
I rolled it myself!
380
00:36:04,556 --> 00:36:06,183
Who was that, your fan club?
381
00:36:06,266 --> 00:36:09,061
That was Joe and me three years ago.
382
00:36:09,102 --> 00:36:11,605
So how does it feel to be famous?
383
00:36:12,773 --> 00:36:15,275
It feels angry, man.
384
00:36:17,819 --> 00:36:21,073
The curiosity about Cliff Spab
throughout the country...
385
00:36:21,156 --> 00:36:24,242
has been overwhelming.
He's now bordering on cult status.
386
00:36:24,326 --> 00:36:28,497
- Hang on. Yes, ma'am, right here.
- What's Cliff Spab really like?
387
00:36:29,498 --> 00:36:31,333
Exactly like he was on those tapes.
388
00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:35,587
Reality programming
gives reality a bad fucking name.
389
00:36:35,629 --> 00:36:36,838
What do you think?
390
00:36:36,922 --> 00:36:40,634
He's a lazy, foul-mouthed,
uneducated drug addict.
391
00:36:43,678 --> 00:36:45,222
This guy's funny.
392
00:36:45,305 --> 00:36:48,391
Wendy, you met Cliff Spab at the Fun Stop.
393
00:36:48,934 --> 00:36:50,894
He's from working-class Madison Heights.
394
00:36:50,977 --> 00:36:53,897
You're from the wealthy suburb
of Ozell Park.
395
00:36:54,147 --> 00:36:57,859
Bottom line.' you and Cliff
are very different people, aren't you?
396
00:36:57,943 --> 00:36:59,402
In what ways?
397
00:37:00,153 --> 00:37:01,863
I don't think we're that different.
398
00:37:02,739 --> 00:37:04,366
Wendy looks good!
399
00:37:05,659 --> 00:37:06,993
I'd do her.
400
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,579
But you're perceived differently.
401
00:37:09,746 --> 00:37:12,624
That's what this is all
about anyway, isn't it?
402
00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:14,084
Perceptions.
403
00:37:14,834 --> 00:37:17,128
I don't think people know Spab or me.
404
00:37:17,212 --> 00:37:18,713
Did you fuck her?
405
00:37:18,797 --> 00:37:21,883
- With the handcuffs and everything.
- All right, shut up, Morrow.
406
00:37:21,967 --> 00:37:24,678
They may think they know us,
but they don't know us at all.
407
00:37:24,761 --> 00:37:27,472
Okay Wendy, I gotta ask you this.'
408
00:37:27,555 --> 00:37:29,474
where is Cliff Spab?
409
00:37:29,516 --> 00:37:31,601
I know! Here!
410
00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:34,980
Indeed, all of America is wondering
where is Cliff Spab?
411
00:37:35,063 --> 00:37:39,109
Where can he be? Is he on the road,
or has foul play befallen him?
412
00:37:41,861 --> 00:37:43,446
Hang on.
413
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:48,493
If I was Wendy, and I knew where Spab is,
I would never tell anybody.
414
00:37:57,711 --> 00:38:00,880
Initially no network would air
the hostage tapes.
415
00:38:01,214 --> 00:38:05,677
But after the cold-blooded executions
of hostages Kim Martin and Milt Morris...
416
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,722
the networks had no choice.
And all over the world, every night...
417
00:38:09,806 --> 00:38:13,601
Cliff Spab and Wendy Pfister
became part of our lives.
418
00:38:13,810 --> 00:38:18,148
Thursday, June 17.
Viewer discretion is advised.
419
00:38:24,112 --> 00:38:27,156
Will you cut it out. I
can't take it anymore!
420
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,533
All right, listen up.
421
00:38:30,702 --> 00:38:33,746
There's been some developments.
We're gonna let one of you go.
422
00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:36,249
All right! I just want to say,
on my own behalf...
423
00:38:36,332 --> 00:38:38,626
how great it's been
hanging out with you guys.
424
00:38:38,710 --> 00:38:40,545
Who wants to let this guy go?
425
00:38:40,628 --> 00:38:41,838
Sit down...
426
00:38:41,921 --> 00:38:43,590
Watch the language!
427
00:38:45,925 --> 00:38:47,385
Why don't you let her go?
428
00:38:47,427 --> 00:38:49,053
How many for her?
429
00:38:49,262 --> 00:38:51,222
Get her out of here, man.
430
00:38:51,973 --> 00:38:53,474
Oh, thank God!
431
00:38:54,851 --> 00:38:56,185
I'll pray for you.
432
00:38:57,687 --> 00:38:59,897
I'll pray for all of you guys.
433
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:06,779
Yeah, we're gonna miss you, Kim!
It ain't gonna be the same without you!
434
00:39:46,777 --> 00:39:48,863
Let's get out of here, man.
435
00:39:53,242 --> 00:39:54,619
Crestridge?
436
00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:58,456
What are you taking me here for, man?
I don't want to see anybody.
437
00:40:02,752 --> 00:40:05,630
Don't worry, guy,
your 15 minutes are almost up.
438
00:40:21,604 --> 00:40:23,564
Morrow, what's the deal?
439
00:40:25,066 --> 00:40:26,484
What's the deal?
440
00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:31,197
You mean, what am I sure of?
441
00:40:32,656 --> 00:40:36,118
The one thing I'm sure of
is that everything is unsure.
442
00:42:16,593 --> 00:42:17,845
Fuck you!
443
00:42:23,892 --> 00:42:25,769
What's the point of saying anything?
444
00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:32,317
You know how it is, man.
It's the same old fucking shit.
445
00:42:34,611 --> 00:42:35,696
So...
446
00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:40,701
I'm stuck in this Fun Stop.
447
00:42:48,959 --> 00:42:50,544
So fucking what?
448
00:42:54,131 --> 00:42:55,966
And I'm bored as shit.
449
00:42:58,927 --> 00:43:00,512
So fucking what?
450
00:43:03,015 --> 00:43:05,475
So I don't know what the fuck's going on?
451
00:43:06,476 --> 00:43:08,061
So fucking what?
452
00:43:11,231 --> 00:43:13,191
So I might die in here.
453
00:43:21,533 --> 00:43:23,118
So fucking what?
454
00:43:26,204 --> 00:43:29,207
So I haven't had a decent
shower and food...
455
00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:31,793
in way too fucking long.
456
00:43:34,296 --> 00:43:35,922
So fucking what?
457
00:43:38,258 --> 00:43:40,010
How is this different...
458
00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:44,347
from anything else
that's happened in my life?
459
00:43:46,349 --> 00:43:50,186
I mean, God, when I was in high school,
fucking up big time...
460
00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:54,024
everybody was always giving me shit.
461
00:43:56,651 --> 00:43:59,237
All I ever said was, "So fucking what?"
462
00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:04,576
When I was at the Boy, the goddamn Boy...
463
00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:08,621
making minimum
after working there for three years, man...
464
00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:14,627
all I ever said was, "So fucking what?"
465
00:44:16,296 --> 00:44:17,756
Jesus Christ!
466
00:44:20,050 --> 00:44:21,718
That's all you gotta do, man.
467
00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:27,557
It's all everybody's gotta do,
is just say, "So fucking what?"
468
00:44:30,018 --> 00:44:31,644
It works wonders.
469
00:44:33,271 --> 00:44:34,522
Trust me.
470
00:44:35,815 --> 00:44:37,025
I know.
471
00:44:46,910 --> 00:44:48,411
So go ahead.
472
00:44:49,787 --> 00:44:51,456
Go ahead, Mr. Cameraman.
473
00:44:51,539 --> 00:44:53,416
Everybody out there...
474
00:44:54,626 --> 00:44:57,045
say it along with me.' "So fucking what?"
475
00:44:57,128 --> 00:45:00,465
You must think
you're real fucking funny, don't you?
476
00:45:00,548 --> 00:45:02,592
- What are you doing, Morrow?
- Just wait.
477
00:45:02,675 --> 00:45:05,428
- Wait for me in the car!
- I don't want to wait for you.
478
00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:07,597
Wait for me in the... Get outta here!
479
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,433
Do me a favor?
Would you hold onto this for me?
480
00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:12,352
What the fuck are you doing, man?
481
00:45:12,435 --> 00:45:14,812
You think that guy
broke your fucking window?
482
00:45:14,896 --> 00:45:17,482
So you take his gun?
What are you, a fucking idiot?
483
00:45:17,565 --> 00:45:18,566
Fuck you!
484
00:45:18,650 --> 00:45:20,944
What do you mean "fuck you"?
Fuck you, man.
485
00:45:24,781 --> 00:45:27,367
Just because you're a big, fucking hero...
486
00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:30,119
does not mean you know jack shit
about the real world.
487
00:45:30,203 --> 00:45:31,454
- You know what?
- What?
488
00:45:31,537 --> 00:45:35,291
Take me to the bus depot,
and don't be laughing at me, you prick!
489
00:45:35,375 --> 00:45:37,835
We interrupt to bring you
a special news bulletin.
490
00:45:37,919 --> 00:45:40,380
Reports are in
that Cliff Spab has been sighted...
491
00:45:40,463 --> 00:45:42,632
at the Crestridge Mall in Madison Heights.
492
00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:45,718
According to FBI agent, Gerald Parsley,
the hunt for Spab...
493
00:45:45,802 --> 00:45:49,597
is being confined to Madison Heights.
Agent Parsley had this to say.'
494
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,475
Mr. Spab is being sought for questioning.
495
00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:54,645
We believe he has been, and still is,
496
00:45:54,670 --> 00:45:56,795
involved with certain
subversive activities.
497
00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:58,314
This fucking guy!
498
00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:00,650
We know he has not left
the immediate area...
499
00:46:00,733 --> 00:46:04,654
and a search of his most likely
destinations is now in progress.
500
00:46:04,695 --> 00:46:06,989
Cliff, this is your mother.
501
00:46:07,532 --> 00:46:10,159
We want you to come home. We love you.
502
00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:11,994
Fuck!
503
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:17,416
Sandy!
504
00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:24,674
Come check this out.
505
00:46:28,469 --> 00:46:30,221
Sandy's drunk again!
506
00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:32,348
Goddamn it, I hate that shit!
507
00:46:33,099 --> 00:46:35,643
Come here.
Help me take her to the bathroom.
508
00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:37,019
Grab her legs.
509
00:46:39,939 --> 00:46:42,191
Let's get the fuck out of here, all right?
510
00:46:44,068 --> 00:46:46,779
Come on,
just help me take her to the bathroom.
511
00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:48,614
Sandy
512
00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:52,368
how I love you, Sandy
513
00:46:56,038 --> 00:46:57,790
Rise and shine, darling.
514
00:46:58,999 --> 00:47:00,209
Oh, God.
515
00:47:00,376 --> 00:47:02,211
No, it's Morrow, honey.
516
00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:05,047
Get your fucking hands off of me.
And who's that?
517
00:47:06,006 --> 00:47:07,049
Him?
518
00:47:07,299 --> 00:47:08,551
He's Fred Nietzsche.
519
00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,052
Get your hands off of me!
520
00:47:10,094 --> 00:47:12,471
You gotta be careful,
a woman in your condition.
521
00:47:12,555 --> 00:47:14,140
Fuck you, Morrow!
522
00:47:29,238 --> 00:47:32,491
Mrs. Pfister,
I really need to talk to Wendy, okay?
523
00:47:33,409 --> 00:47:36,370
Cliff, look, I realize you've both
been through a lot...
524
00:47:36,453 --> 00:47:40,541
but I don't think it's a good idea for
you and Wendy to see each other anymore.
525
00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:42,459
I've told Wendy this, too.
526
00:47:46,839 --> 00:47:48,007
Hello?
527
00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:49,758
Mrs. Pfister?
528
00:47:50,384 --> 00:47:51,927
I'm sorry, Cliff.
529
00:47:59,977 --> 00:48:04,106
Hey, Cliff, bring us another bottle
of that shit champagne!
530
00:48:31,425 --> 00:48:34,887
- Hey, guy, listen to this.
- Do I have to?
531
00:48:35,262 --> 00:48:37,890
Suppose, instead of going to
the local Fun Stop...
532
00:48:37,973 --> 00:48:40,309
with your two best friends
to buy some beer...
533
00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:43,187
you go out
with a woman named Sandy Hooten.
534
00:48:44,021 --> 00:48:45,647
Yeah, I remember.
535
00:48:46,315 --> 00:48:49,318
Suppose, while your two best friends
are being taken hostage...
536
00:48:49,401 --> 00:48:53,655
by some insane freaks, you make love
to the aforementioned Sandy Hooten...
537
00:48:53,739 --> 00:48:55,657
who tells you she's on the pill...
538
00:48:55,741 --> 00:48:58,285
so you don't have to use
a latex prophylactic device.
539
00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:00,996
- Morrow, shut up.
- Yeah, please, Morrow...
540
00:49:01,079 --> 00:49:03,999
And further suppose,
after a few weeks go by...
541
00:49:04,082 --> 00:49:06,793
the aforementioned,
Sandy Hooten returns...
542
00:49:19,014 --> 00:49:20,474
It's $300 to be exact.
543
00:49:20,557 --> 00:49:25,604
You fucking liar, you gave me $228.
544
00:49:25,854 --> 00:49:29,399
- And finally...
- Finish the fucking story already. Jesus.
545
00:49:29,483 --> 00:49:32,152
Your two best friends
are still being held hostage...
546
00:49:32,235 --> 00:49:36,156
by the aforementioned insane freaks,
in the aforementioned Fun Stop.
547
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,117
You hop over to see the aforementioned
mother of your child.
548
00:49:39,201 --> 00:49:42,621
And you happen to discover
that she was on the pill!
549
00:49:42,704 --> 00:49:44,414
She never got pregnant.
550
00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:47,292
She only needed the aforementioned $300...
551
00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:51,088
to buy this cheap-ass, shit-fucking wine,
because she's a fucking drunk!
552
00:49:54,758 --> 00:49:57,135
What the fuck are you doing?
Give me the gun.
553
00:49:57,219 --> 00:49:58,512
Back off, cowboy!
554
00:49:58,595 --> 00:50:02,015
I can't believe this.
Now you're fucking pointing a gun at me.
555
00:50:02,474 --> 00:50:04,893
Stand up, honey. Stand up, Sandy!
556
00:50:08,647 --> 00:50:11,149
Sandy, I love you.
557
00:50:19,366 --> 00:50:20,742
You're Spab!
558
00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:25,163
Yeah, well...
559
00:50:26,039 --> 00:50:29,376
No, really, I love you.
I've seen all your tapes.
560
00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:34,005
- This is...
- No, this is an honor, is what it is.
561
00:50:34,714 --> 00:50:36,424
I'll be honest with you, Cliff.
562
00:50:36,549 --> 00:50:38,969
You and your philosophy, and stuff?
563
00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:42,263
You helped me through
some pretty tough times.
564
00:50:42,847 --> 00:50:44,557
I wish you could help him.
565
00:50:44,641 --> 00:50:47,227
Let's get out of here before I puke!
566
00:50:49,312 --> 00:50:52,273
All right. Shine on, little diamond.
567
00:50:54,526 --> 00:50:55,902
Bye, Sandy.
568
00:51:00,990 --> 00:51:02,826
So fucking what?
569
00:51:08,832 --> 00:51:10,458
So fucking what?
570
00:51:14,337 --> 00:51:16,339
Why are we still in here?
571
00:51:17,298 --> 00:51:19,884
How long have we been in here anyway?
572
00:51:21,678 --> 00:51:23,805
You're not gonna tell me.
573
00:51:24,389 --> 00:51:25,640
Fuck you!
574
00:51:29,769 --> 00:51:32,355
You want to shoot somebody? Shoot me.
575
00:51:34,190 --> 00:51:37,777
Go ahead. You got the camera,
you got the gun. Do it.
576
00:51:38,444 --> 00:51:40,905
You know, you run out of hostages,
you're fucked!
577
00:51:40,989 --> 00:51:42,448
You know that?
578
00:51:42,699 --> 00:51:45,660
You see, that's the difference
between you assholes and me.
579
00:51:45,785 --> 00:51:48,121
You're afraid of dying. I'm not.
580
00:51:49,330 --> 00:51:51,165
I'm not afraid to die.
581
00:51:52,041 --> 00:51:53,668
So, fucking do it!
582
00:51:54,711 --> 00:51:58,172
I am fucking daring you
to shoot me in the head!
583
00:51:59,090 --> 00:52:00,633
Fucking do it!
584
00:52:00,717 --> 00:52:02,677
You think I give a fuck?
585
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,513
I don't give a fuck! I
could give two shits!
586
00:52:05,555 --> 00:52:08,725
Fucking kill me!
Shoot me in the fucking head, you fuck!
587
00:52:08,808 --> 00:52:11,644
You sorry-ass, cock-sucking motherfucker!
588
00:52:27,285 --> 00:52:28,536
Fuck you.
589
00:53:23,924 --> 00:53:26,093
Shit, Morrow, come on in.
590
00:53:33,017 --> 00:53:35,061
What did you do now, little brother?
591
00:53:36,228 --> 00:53:38,606
Janet, I'd like you to meet Spab.
592
00:53:39,065 --> 00:53:42,026
- Spab, this is my sister.
- No kidding?
593
00:53:43,486 --> 00:53:46,655
Hey, I'm splitting.
I've had it with this two-bit town.
594
00:53:47,948 --> 00:53:50,951
I want you to tell her everything.
Don't leave nothing out.
595
00:53:51,035 --> 00:53:53,329
Janet here is a goddamn lawyer.
596
00:53:54,622 --> 00:53:57,333
Janet, could you
take care of this for me, please?
597
00:54:03,422 --> 00:54:04,924
Hey, guy, remember...
598
00:54:06,425 --> 00:54:09,428
the best you can expect
is to avoid the worst.
599
00:54:15,893 --> 00:54:18,646
- Present.
- As in, the Spab?
600
00:54:18,729 --> 00:54:20,314
Yeah, afraid so.
601
00:54:27,279 --> 00:54:29,156
Morrow never told me...
602
00:54:30,282 --> 00:54:31,492
he had a sister.
603
00:54:32,743 --> 00:54:34,620
Morrow never told me he had a Spab.
604
00:54:37,623 --> 00:54:39,958
Wendy Pfister,
the courageous young woman...
605
00:54:40,042 --> 00:54:41,835
we came to care about so deeply...
606
00:54:41,919 --> 00:54:44,171
has been through more
in the last several months...
607
00:54:44,254 --> 00:54:46,673
than most of us will
experience in a lifetime.
608
00:54:46,715 --> 00:54:48,927
But through it all she
retained her dignity,
609
00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:50,844
refusing to be reduced to the level...
610
00:54:50,886 --> 00:54:52,471
of her mysterious captors.
611
00:54:52,554 --> 00:54:54,932
When she emerged from
her terrible ordeal...
612
00:54:55,015 --> 00:54:56,683
she found herself strengthened.
613
00:54:56,725 --> 00:55:01,146
She discovered an iron will and a newfound
sensitivity to the needs of others.
614
00:55:01,188 --> 00:55:03,899
In short, Wendy Pfister
has been transformed...
615
00:55:03,982 --> 00:55:08,028
from a typical American teenager
into a genuine American heroine.
616
00:55:09,238 --> 00:55:12,866
Tonight, for the first time,
we'll get to spend an hour with Wendy...
617
00:55:12,950 --> 00:55:15,244
in the privacy of her own home.
618
00:55:16,870 --> 00:55:20,374
What about Cliff Spab?
What are your impressions of him?
619
00:55:20,457 --> 00:55:22,251
Her hair is terrible.
620
00:55:22,501 --> 00:55:24,378
I think she looks good.
621
00:55:25,087 --> 00:55:26,296
Really?
622
00:55:27,089 --> 00:55:29,883
I've been really careful
with what I say about Spab.
623
00:55:29,925 --> 00:55:31,009
Why?
624
00:55:33,679 --> 00:55:35,639
Because people don't understand him.
625
00:55:36,890 --> 00:55:40,602
And you have to know him
to really know what he's all about.
626
00:55:40,727 --> 00:55:44,189
Would you like to see Spab again?
Could you be friends?
627
00:55:44,815 --> 00:55:47,025
I think we still are friends.
628
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,739
Sure, I'd like to know how he's doing.
629
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:55,242
You don't spend
so much time with someone...
630
00:55:55,325 --> 00:55:58,912
and not find out almost everything
about each other's lives.
631
00:56:03,583 --> 00:56:05,252
I really miss him.
632
00:56:09,923 --> 00:56:11,550
He saved my life.
633
00:56:16,304 --> 00:56:18,306
That girl is cracking up.
634
00:56:20,851 --> 00:56:23,770
I personally don't think
she's getting very good advice.
635
00:56:23,854 --> 00:56:25,063
Really?
636
00:56:25,730 --> 00:56:28,233
And what advice would you give her?
637
00:56:35,574 --> 00:56:37,075
First of all...
638
00:56:39,452 --> 00:56:41,454
I would tell her to relax.
639
00:56:44,124 --> 00:56:47,294
And then I would advise her...
640
00:56:47,335 --> 00:56:48,962
to have some fun.
641
00:56:52,299 --> 00:56:55,302
And then I would tell her...
642
00:56:56,011 --> 00:57:00,599
to laugh all the way to the bank.
643
00:57:10,734 --> 00:57:12,110
Here it is.
644
00:57:17,198 --> 00:57:20,243
Okay, I'm going to commit
a little felony here.
645
00:57:20,744 --> 00:57:22,996
How's your pitching arm, Spab?
646
00:57:46,478 --> 00:57:48,563
Who are you, Clifford Spab?
647
00:57:49,314 --> 00:57:52,942
Just some greasy-ass white boy
from the northeast suburbs.
648
00:58:04,579 --> 00:58:05,747
Hello!
649
00:58:24,641 --> 00:58:27,185
It's sure been an interesting night.
650
00:58:27,727 --> 00:58:30,480
The night's still young, and so are you.
651
00:58:33,566 --> 00:58:37,236
If you need a place to lay low,
I'll protect your privacy.
652
00:58:38,780 --> 00:58:40,114
Thank you.
653
00:58:41,616 --> 00:58:44,827
But when you're ready,
I'll be ready with you.
654
00:58:44,911 --> 00:58:46,371
That's great.
655
00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:48,081
Ready...
656
00:58:48,748 --> 00:58:50,249
Ready for what?
657
00:58:51,292 --> 00:58:54,045
One of these days
you'll want to get your life back...
658
00:58:54,128 --> 00:58:57,090
and you may have to sue some people
to get it.
659
00:58:58,299 --> 00:59:00,760
They can all just fuck themselves.
660
00:59:02,845 --> 00:59:05,097
We all would like that, Spab...
661
00:59:05,306 --> 00:59:09,101
but experience has taught me that people
just don't up and fuck themselves.
662
00:59:10,144 --> 00:59:12,647
They need somebody else to fuck them.
663
00:59:12,730 --> 00:59:16,234
And that's why God created lawyers like me.
664
00:59:17,527 --> 00:59:19,695
And that's why Morrow brought you here.
665
00:59:19,779 --> 00:59:21,239
This was Morrow's idea?
666
00:59:21,989 --> 00:59:25,284
I mean, you guys
are gonna split the profits, right?
667
00:59:26,077 --> 00:59:28,788
Actually we will only split 50 percent.
668
00:59:28,829 --> 00:59:31,249
- The other 50 goes to you.
- Right.
669
00:59:37,004 --> 00:59:38,756
Where are you going?
670
00:59:39,465 --> 00:59:43,302
Come on, Spab, it's a total spinout.
You need to take control.
671
00:59:43,719 --> 00:59:46,013
I'm willing to negotiate.
672
00:59:49,850 --> 00:59:51,560
You little fucker!
673
00:59:55,690 --> 00:59:56,774
Shit.
674
01:00:12,998 --> 01:00:14,458
It is Spab!
675
01:00:16,293 --> 01:00:17,670
Is it Spab?
676
01:00:23,092 --> 01:00:26,011
Fucking Spab! Fucking A, man!
677
01:00:27,012 --> 01:00:29,056
I'll tell you something, Spab.
678
01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:33,143
You sure as hell said some shit
that needed fucking said!
679
01:00:33,435 --> 01:00:35,646
- Thank you, Dolly.
- We heard that!
680
01:00:35,688 --> 01:00:37,022
Thank you, Earl.
681
01:00:37,106 --> 01:00:41,110
I'm just saying, and this is just
me saying it, but I just think...
682
01:00:41,235 --> 01:00:45,489
that you said a whole lot of shit a lot
of people in this country think about...
683
01:00:45,531 --> 01:00:48,701
but don't have the fucking guts
to say out loud.
684
01:00:49,159 --> 01:00:52,913
I'm gonna go even further and say
they don't even have the fucking guts...
685
01:00:52,997 --> 01:00:54,623
to think about it.
686
01:00:55,541 --> 01:00:56,917
Heard that!
687
01:00:58,252 --> 01:00:59,753
Give me a hit.
688
01:01:19,189 --> 01:01:22,401
- Thank you, honey.
- I want to ask you something, baby.
689
01:01:23,277 --> 01:01:25,863
Did you ever think
you were gonna bite it back there?
690
01:01:25,904 --> 01:01:28,949
- Let me put it this way, sweetheart.
- I heard that.
691
01:01:29,032 --> 01:01:33,036
What it boils down to is that I'm a
survivor. Okay? That's what it is.
692
01:01:33,412 --> 01:01:36,081
Anybody who thinks
I'm gonna live fast and die young...
693
01:01:36,123 --> 01:01:38,459
they don't know me now, do they?
694
01:01:44,756 --> 01:01:47,593
We interrupt this program
to bring you a special report.
695
01:01:47,676 --> 01:01:48,927
The Madison Heights Police...
696
01:01:49,011 --> 01:01:52,389
have issued an all points bulletin
for the arrest of Cliff Spab.
697
01:01:52,472 --> 01:01:57,102
Spab is wanted for assault and battery
on a local teenager at the Crestridge Mall.
698
01:01:57,186 --> 01:02:00,606
If you have any information
as to Cliff Spab's whereabouts...
699
01:02:00,647 --> 01:02:03,901
please contact the Madison Heights
Police Department immediately.
700
01:02:04,234 --> 01:02:05,736
Now back to our regular programs.
701
01:02:05,777 --> 01:02:07,279
Fucking liars!
702
01:02:09,364 --> 01:02:11,909
Don't sweat it, Spab. We got it covered.
703
01:02:12,576 --> 01:02:15,871
There ain't no fucking way
they're getting you without a fight, baby.
704
01:02:15,954 --> 01:02:18,415
Let's put the gun down, okay, buddy?
705
01:02:18,498 --> 01:02:21,585
Let's put it over there.
We don't need to go this far now.
706
01:02:21,627 --> 01:02:24,755
Spab, forget about it, all right?
707
01:02:25,047 --> 01:02:27,883
You showed us the way.
You opened the door.
708
01:02:28,884 --> 01:02:32,012
I say the motherfucking
Madison Heights pigs...
709
01:02:32,095 --> 01:02:35,599
shouldn't be allowed
to get away with this kind of shit, man.
710
01:02:38,018 --> 01:02:41,104
I say there's no way...
711
01:02:41,521 --> 01:02:45,317
that our Spab should be treated
with this kind of disrespect.
712
01:02:46,526 --> 01:02:50,614
Spab, you're a fucking hero.
You saved Wendy Pfister's life.
713
01:02:51,531 --> 01:02:55,535
I say fuck kinder-gentler,
that's what else I say.
714
01:02:56,244 --> 01:03:00,290
It's payback time in America
715
01:03:00,540 --> 01:03:04,252
God shed his grace on thee
716
01:03:05,337 --> 01:03:09,299
And crown thy good with brotherhood
717
01:03:09,591 --> 01:03:13,053
from sea to shining sea
718
01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:23,772
How the hell is it my fault?
You were driving the whole damn time.
719
01:03:23,855 --> 01:03:27,525
Exactly, so why the fuck
should I be paying attention...
720
01:03:27,609 --> 01:03:32,322
to shit like that?
You're supposed to be the copilot, Earl.
721
01:03:34,407 --> 01:03:39,371
So watching the gas thing
is the copilot's responsibility now?
722
01:03:39,579 --> 01:03:41,456
- Yeah, you know it.
- Great.
723
01:03:55,970 --> 01:03:58,223
Everyone wanted a piece of me.
724
01:03:58,264 --> 01:04:01,726
The only problem was,
there wasn't enough of me to go around.
725
01:04:01,768 --> 01:04:03,728
I guess Janet was right.
726
01:04:03,937 --> 01:04:07,357
I mean, this whole thing
was like a circle spinning out of control.
727
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:10,401
First, you get sucked in,
then you get spun out.
728
01:04:10,485 --> 01:04:13,696
I was somewhere between getting sucked
and getting spun.
729
01:04:13,863 --> 01:04:16,199
Actually, the whole thing sucked.
730
01:04:16,366 --> 01:04:18,576
If Joe was alive,
he'd be laughing his ass off...
731
01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:21,204
and telling everyone to fuck off
at the same time.
732
01:04:21,329 --> 01:04:23,122
Joe was never subtle.
733
01:04:23,373 --> 01:04:25,917
Me, I had no idea what I was gonna do.
734
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,754
What I knew for sure was that road trips
aren't all they're cracked up to be.
735
01:04:36,970 --> 01:04:39,264
- Hi there.
- How may I help you?
736
01:04:40,223 --> 01:04:42,725
Pamela, I'd like a room.
737
01:04:48,648 --> 01:04:51,609
The only thing available
tonight is a suite.
738
01:04:51,734 --> 01:04:53,820
Fine, that'll be just fine.
739
01:04:54,487 --> 01:04:56,531
All right. And your name?
740
01:04:58,616 --> 01:04:59,867
Robert Plant.
741
01:05:02,912 --> 01:05:06,124
Hi there. Cliff Spab for Bayer Aspirin.
742
01:05:06,708 --> 01:05:09,711
Wendy Pfister,
which do you think Joe Dice will prefer:
743
01:05:09,794 --> 01:05:12,839
Microwave stuffing,
or your potatoes lyonnaise?
744
01:05:13,005 --> 01:05:17,468
Joe would definitely prefer the potatoes
lyonnaise. They're his favorite.
745
01:05:19,470 --> 01:05:22,056
Well then, Joe, which is it gonna be?
746
01:05:22,682 --> 01:05:25,017
Wait, what are my choices again?
747
01:05:25,476 --> 01:05:28,938
- Wendy's stuffing...
- Or Wendy's potatoes lyonnaise.
748
01:05:30,148 --> 01:05:32,817
I definitely prefer Wendy's...
749
01:05:34,944 --> 01:05:39,115
Joe Dice, a man so mean
he shot a guy for snoring too loud.
750
01:05:42,618 --> 01:05:46,164
Hi there! Do you know me?
I like shopping so much...
751
01:05:46,372 --> 01:05:49,458
I've been in the same... store,
for Christ knows how long?
752
01:05:49,542 --> 01:05:52,378
That's why I carry
the American Express card.
753
01:05:52,503 --> 01:05:55,715
If you go shopping in Madison Heights,
don't forget your Visa card...
754
01:05:55,798 --> 01:05:58,175
and don't forget your ammunition.
755
01:06:00,344 --> 01:06:03,306
I got one more thing to say.
Remember this.'
756
01:06:06,559 --> 01:06:09,687
I'm not a hostage. I just play one on TV.
757
01:06:10,354 --> 01:06:13,482
Atta boy! That's Remington!
758
01:06:31,959 --> 01:06:34,378
- ...coming from.
- What kind of signal is it?
759
01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:36,505
- Is it music?
- Don't know that yet.
760
01:06:36,589 --> 01:06:38,257
So damn what?
761
01:06:38,340 --> 01:06:41,761
Held hostage in a convenience store
for 36 days.
762
01:06:42,136 --> 01:06:43,929
So what's the point of talking?
763
01:06:44,013 --> 01:06:46,807
Yeah, you said it. So damn what?
764
01:06:46,891 --> 01:06:48,225
He was black.
765
01:06:48,392 --> 01:06:49,477
So damn what?
766
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,770
She was white.
767
01:06:50,853 --> 01:06:53,063
It has a totally cool sound to it, Cliff.
768
01:06:53,105 --> 01:06:55,858
They were as different as night and day.
769
01:06:56,192 --> 01:06:58,944
Everybody out there in TV land,
say it with me...
770
01:06:59,361 --> 01:07:01,238
So damn what?
771
01:07:01,906 --> 01:07:03,407
You say it, Wendy.
772
01:07:03,699 --> 01:07:05,117
So damn what?
773
01:07:05,201 --> 01:07:08,078
Gary Coleman and Dori Smelling star in...
774
01:07:08,329 --> 01:07:10,080
So Damn What.
775
01:07:10,122 --> 01:07:12,625
The television event of the decade.
776
01:07:14,460 --> 01:07:16,754
You're at Comedy Central.
777
01:07:28,140 --> 01:07:31,143
Okay, he's standing way up
in this building...
778
01:07:32,144 --> 01:07:35,564
and he shot himself right
smack in the head.
779
01:07:39,276 --> 01:07:42,112
And he fell right into this parking lot...
780
01:07:43,155 --> 01:07:44,573
like, crunch!
781
01:07:49,370 --> 01:07:52,790
His final words,
I ain't never gonna forget them, goes.'
782
01:07:53,499 --> 01:07:55,709
"So... what?"
783
01:07:57,211 --> 01:07:58,462
I mean...
784
01:07:58,879 --> 01:08:02,674
the thought of that
just sends chills right down to my spine.
785
01:08:03,425 --> 01:08:06,470
Okay, now,
this is still an unconfirmed report.
786
01:08:07,429 --> 01:08:10,015
Authorities in Madison Heights
have reason to believe...
787
01:08:10,098 --> 01:08:14,436
that the body recovered earlier this
evening, in a motel parking lot...
788
01:08:14,561 --> 01:08:16,772
is indeed that of Cliff Spab.
789
01:08:16,939 --> 01:08:19,817
An apparent suicide at the age of 20.
790
01:08:20,984 --> 01:08:22,402
We'll all miss you, Cliff.
791
01:08:37,668 --> 01:08:39,670
TVM. How may I direct your call?
792
01:08:39,836 --> 01:08:41,088
Hi there.
793
01:08:42,631 --> 01:08:46,051
Got a hot news scoop for you.
Let me talk to somebody.
794
01:08:46,218 --> 01:08:47,970
One moment, please.
795
01:08:54,309 --> 01:08:56,687
TVM news desk, can I help you?
796
01:08:57,813 --> 01:09:00,524
Yeah. Cliff Spab ain't dead.
797
01:09:01,733 --> 01:09:04,194
He's alive and well, and I can prove it.
798
01:09:04,277 --> 01:09:06,697
Are you talking about the Cliff Spab?
799
01:09:07,781 --> 01:09:08,990
Really?
800
01:09:09,366 --> 01:09:10,701
Yeah, that's right.
801
01:09:10,784 --> 01:09:13,036
Would he like to appear on TVM?
802
01:09:13,078 --> 01:09:14,162
Yeah.
803
01:10:26,359 --> 01:10:28,194
Hi. Cliff Spab here.
804
01:10:28,445 --> 01:10:31,156
I'm not a VJ. I just play one on TVM.
805
01:10:34,576 --> 01:10:35,827
Hi there.
806
01:10:36,327 --> 01:10:38,788
I want to take you over to the couch.
807
01:10:38,872 --> 01:10:43,042
These are a couple of dear friends of mine.
Over here is Peggy, Grace...
808
01:10:43,126 --> 01:10:46,087
and Dottie over there.
Let's wave to the camera, girls.
809
01:10:47,088 --> 01:10:50,925
So when you get down to it,
you know, when they first asked me...
810
01:10:50,967 --> 01:10:53,678
to be a guest VJ here on TVM...
811
01:10:53,803 --> 01:10:55,805
they said I could talk about anything.
812
01:10:55,889 --> 01:10:59,559
As long as I didn't use words like...
813
01:10:59,642 --> 01:11:03,021
Especially not words like mother...
So I made a promise to them...
814
01:11:03,104 --> 01:11:07,609
not to use words like...
And especially words like mother...
815
01:11:09,986 --> 01:11:12,906
So I decided to play
my 10 most favorite videos...
816
01:11:12,989 --> 01:11:16,951
where they either sing about
...show... or use... in the title.
817
01:11:19,704 --> 01:11:22,624
"So... what?"
The clip you just saw is based...
818
01:11:22,665 --> 01:11:26,127
I do believe,
on the personal experiences of yours truly.
819
01:11:26,169 --> 01:11:28,796
But before we go to that next clip...
820
01:11:29,172 --> 01:11:31,257
See you in a minute, girls.
821
01:11:32,508 --> 01:11:36,137
I'd like to share something
kind of special with you all.
822
01:11:37,263 --> 01:11:42,060
I'd like to dedicate this to a close friend
who I haven't seen in way too long.
823
01:11:43,561 --> 01:11:45,772
Wendy, if you're out there...
824
01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:49,192
this Bull's for you.
825
01:12:14,342 --> 01:12:16,344
All right. Shut the fuck up!
826
01:12:21,224 --> 01:12:23,768
Time out, guys.
827
01:12:23,851 --> 01:12:27,980
Look, everybody keep quiet,
so you can hear what Spab has to say.
828
01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:32,777
Okay, Spab is ready for your questions.
829
01:12:36,239 --> 01:12:39,492
Mr. Spab, how do you explain
the behavior on those tapes?
830
01:12:39,575 --> 01:12:42,912
And why do you suppose that Split Image
made those tapes?
831
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:47,166
I don't know. I never figured out
what the pantyhose guys wanted.
832
01:12:47,249 --> 01:12:50,878
I guess they were just bored shitless,
like the rest of us.
833
01:12:51,253 --> 01:12:53,381
Maybe they were trying to get through it.
834
01:12:53,464 --> 01:12:56,008
They didn't know
the fucking world was watching.
835
01:12:57,134 --> 01:12:58,678
Could you describe for us...
836
01:12:58,761 --> 01:13:02,264
the situation that led to your escape
from the Fun Stop?
837
01:13:02,848 --> 01:13:04,683
Yeah, we ran out of beer.
838
01:13:07,436 --> 01:13:09,063
Liked that one?
839
01:13:10,689 --> 01:13:13,317
Do you consider yourself an alcoholic?
840
01:13:13,734 --> 01:13:17,655
I don't have to consider myself nothing,
with all you reporters doing it for me.
841
01:13:19,156 --> 01:13:22,326
Exactly what is it
that you're rebelling against?
842
01:13:23,077 --> 01:13:25,162
That depends, what you got?
843
01:13:29,041 --> 01:13:32,837
I would like to know why you can't be
a little more serious in your answers?
844
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:37,424
Look, this is the way I am, okay?
Don't be taking me so fucking seriously.
845
01:13:37,758 --> 01:13:40,594
Mr. Spab, what can you say about Joe Dice?
846
01:13:41,387 --> 01:13:44,598
There's nothing to say about Joe, is there?
He's gone.
847
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:47,476
I miss him.
848
01:13:48,644 --> 01:13:51,355
Will he care that I'm wearing
a "Free Cliff Spab" shirt?
849
01:13:51,438 --> 01:13:54,441
He'll love it. You look great.
He'll be glad to see you.
850
01:13:56,777 --> 01:13:59,947
- How you doing, bro?
- Look at that big bottle of beer you got.
851
01:13:59,989 --> 01:14:03,367
I'm a big guy. Kristen, this is Clifford.
Clifford, Kristen.
852
01:14:04,576 --> 01:14:06,704
- Let's go.
- Nice to meet you.
853
01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:12,543
How's everybody doing?
854
01:14:14,128 --> 01:14:16,255
I knew that dead guy wasn't you.
Didn't I say?
855
01:14:16,338 --> 01:14:17,423
It's too bad though.
856
01:14:17,506 --> 01:14:21,135
Your school papers and shit
would've gone for twice the fucking cash.
857
01:14:21,176 --> 01:14:24,304
- Excuse me, you're Cliff Spab.
- Yeah, that's right.
858
01:14:24,346 --> 01:14:28,183
- He ain't Patty Hearst, buddy.
- He saved Wendy Pfister's life.
859
01:14:28,934 --> 01:14:33,188
- We saw it. That was something.
- Who do I have the pleasure of meeting?
860
01:14:33,897 --> 01:14:37,860
I'm Phil Connors and this is my wife, Rita.
861
01:14:38,026 --> 01:14:40,154
- Hi, Rita.
- Hi, how nice to meet you.
862
01:14:40,863 --> 01:14:43,449
What do you say
we take these guys hostage with us?
863
01:14:43,866 --> 01:14:47,035
Come on, Phil, Rita, come party with us!
864
01:14:47,828 --> 01:14:50,330
We're supposed to meet some people.
865
01:14:51,373 --> 01:14:52,666
What do you say, Rita?
866
01:14:57,838 --> 01:14:59,423
So fucking what!
867
01:15:02,134 --> 01:15:06,179
- Let's party! Come on, Phil!
- Party down!
868
01:15:06,722 --> 01:15:08,348
Yeah, here it is.
869
01:15:09,182 --> 01:15:10,392
This is class.
870
01:15:10,434 --> 01:15:13,020
- This is great. What'd I tell you?
- Yeah.
871
01:15:14,688 --> 01:15:15,606
Over here.
872
01:15:17,190 --> 01:15:19,067
Cliff, does this go in the bathtub?
873
01:15:19,151 --> 01:15:21,193
The beer ball goes at
the bar, right there.
874
01:15:21,218 --> 01:15:22,029
We got a bar?
875
01:15:22,070 --> 01:15:24,906
- Tell Spab about the concert.
- What concert is that?
876
01:15:24,948 --> 01:15:28,035
Want to see Spiral Jet, Friday?
They want you to introduce them.
877
01:15:28,076 --> 01:15:29,202
I do!
878
01:15:30,704 --> 01:15:31,788
Where are you?
879
01:15:31,872 --> 01:15:34,541
How about a beer?
You want a Bullseye or a Heineken?
880
01:15:34,583 --> 01:15:37,002
- Heineken.
- You look like a Heineken kind of girl.
881
01:15:37,085 --> 01:15:39,504
- I hope that's good.
- That is good.
882
01:15:39,963 --> 01:15:41,256
- You want a beer?
- No.
883
01:15:41,339 --> 01:15:42,382
Come on.
884
01:15:42,424 --> 01:15:45,093
Kris in there is your biggest fan.
885
01:15:45,177 --> 01:15:47,554
But it's not like
I want to fuck you or anything.
886
01:15:47,596 --> 01:15:49,222
I think we should go.
887
01:15:49,264 --> 01:15:53,101
Sweetheart, let's just stay a little
longer. You got to live to learn, Phil.
888
01:15:53,185 --> 01:15:55,103
You got to live to learn. You said that.
889
01:15:55,145 --> 01:15:57,522
Being your brother
made me popular with the ladies.
890
01:15:57,606 --> 01:16:00,567
That's great, Scott.
I'm glad it's finally working for you.
891
01:16:00,901 --> 01:16:04,738
I just want to hang around, you know,
hear what you gotta say.
892
01:16:06,781 --> 01:16:08,658
I don't know shit.
893
01:16:11,703 --> 01:16:14,623
See, that is so Spab.
894
01:16:15,999 --> 01:16:18,960
- That is Spab.
- That is Spab, you're right.
895
01:16:23,048 --> 01:16:27,218
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Cliff Spab.
896
01:16:34,684 --> 01:16:36,019
Thank you!
897
01:21:34,233 --> 01:21:35,609
Hey, Wendy.
898
01:21:42,115 --> 01:21:43,408
Hi, Spab.
899
01:22:34,709 --> 01:22:35,752
This is it.
900
01:22:37,504 --> 01:22:39,798
Where are you supposed
to go buy a beer now?
901
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:43,677
I heard they want to tear this down
and turn this place into a memorial park.
902
01:22:47,180 --> 01:22:48,515
Goddamn it!
903
01:22:51,518 --> 01:22:54,437
Is that what it all boils down to?
A fucking memorial park?
904
01:22:55,355 --> 01:22:57,148
That's one way to live forever.
905
01:22:57,857 --> 01:23:01,319
I'd like to live forever,
but only for a little while.
906
01:23:05,532 --> 01:23:07,742
Spab, you are so full of shit.
907
01:23:08,827 --> 01:23:11,997
You know, you try to come off
as just some guy...
908
01:23:12,622 --> 01:23:14,207
but you're not just some guy.
909
01:23:16,042 --> 01:23:18,169
- You've got a message.
- Yeah?
910
01:23:19,504 --> 01:23:21,172
What's my message?
911
01:23:23,383 --> 01:23:26,219
Your message is that there is no message.
912
01:23:27,178 --> 01:23:29,139
Nothing really matters.
913
01:23:30,807 --> 01:23:33,226
The message is: "So Fucking What."
914
01:23:34,811 --> 01:23:37,230
You keep saying it,
but nobody really hears you.
915
01:23:42,068 --> 01:23:44,571
I'm sorry to break the bad news to you.
916
01:23:47,073 --> 01:23:48,700
I'm full of shit.
917
01:23:54,455 --> 01:23:57,959
There are plenty of things
that matter to me in this world.
918
01:23:58,042 --> 01:23:59,627
Yeah, like what?
919
01:24:04,257 --> 01:24:05,550
Like you.
920
01:24:17,937 --> 01:24:20,648
There's something I keep thinking about.
921
01:24:25,778 --> 01:24:30,283
Maybe even trying to explain what
happened in the store is just pointless.
922
01:24:33,453 --> 01:24:37,123
I mean, how do you explain
something like that to somebody?
923
01:24:38,249 --> 01:24:39,584
You can't.
924
01:24:43,838 --> 01:24:45,465
There is one way.
925
01:24:47,008 --> 01:24:49,844
You could lock them in a room for 36 days.
926
01:24:51,137 --> 01:24:53,222
They might understand then.
927
01:24:59,645 --> 01:25:01,522
You have to let them...
928
01:25:02,565 --> 01:25:04,442
watch some people die.
929
01:25:17,997 --> 01:25:19,248
Fuck it.
930
01:25:23,169 --> 01:25:25,004
Let's face it, Spab...
931
01:25:27,256 --> 01:25:29,675
we have this little understanding.
932
01:25:33,179 --> 01:25:35,806
Nobody else knows what it's all about.
933
01:25:39,018 --> 01:25:40,770
It's like a disease.
934
01:25:44,941 --> 01:25:46,943
Madison Heights Syndrome.
935
01:25:53,908 --> 01:25:55,701
If you don't have it...
936
01:25:57,703 --> 01:25:59,830
you can never understand it.
937
01:26:08,339 --> 01:26:12,009
Let's not even bother
trying to explain it to anybody else.
938
01:26:15,304 --> 01:26:19,892
- If you weren't in that store with us...
- You can shut the fuck up right now.
939
01:26:33,322 --> 01:26:36,867
Maybe Spab thought things would be
the same way they always were.
940
01:26:36,951 --> 01:26:39,078
I know I thought once I got out of there...
941
01:26:39,161 --> 01:26:42,748
I'd just be going back to Ozell Park High
on Monday morning.
942
01:26:42,831 --> 01:26:46,961
Things have just been really weird
since getting out of that store.
943
01:26:47,419 --> 01:26:50,297
If you think about it enough,
you can go nuts.
944
01:26:50,381 --> 01:26:52,758
That's one of Spab's favorite lines,
by the way.
945
01:26:57,763 --> 01:27:01,976
Anyway, I guess I've talked enough,
so it's time to meet the guy...
946
01:27:02,059 --> 01:27:06,397
that made all this possible, Mr. "So
Fucking What" himself, Cliff Spab.
947
01:27:16,156 --> 01:27:17,491
Thank you.
948
01:27:17,950 --> 01:27:19,368
So fucking what!
949
01:27:30,963 --> 01:27:34,299
Standing out there on the stage
of Madison Heights High...
950
01:27:34,341 --> 01:27:38,387
I was suddenly knocked on my ass
with this strange sort of feeling.
951
01:27:38,470 --> 01:27:42,224
It wasn't just the cheering.
I wasn't really sure what it was.
952
01:27:42,307 --> 01:27:43,976
I just stood there looking stupid...
953
01:27:44,059 --> 01:27:47,479
for what seemed like a long time
trying to figure it all out.
954
01:27:47,521 --> 01:27:51,859
There was nothing I could do,
except wait for the chanting to die down.
955
01:27:52,609 --> 01:27:55,445
But the noise only grew louder and louder.
956
01:28:43,535 --> 01:28:45,245
Everything matters!
957
01:28:50,876 --> 01:28:54,171
Wendy Pfister and Cliff Spab
were shot this morning...
958
01:28:54,212 --> 01:28:56,840
at a Madison Heights High School assembly.
959
01:28:56,882 --> 01:28:59,968
Witnesses say Spab
had just stepped up to the microphone...
960
01:29:00,051 --> 01:29:03,930
when three shots rang out.
Pfister was standing nearby.
961
01:29:04,389 --> 01:29:08,101
After witnessing the shooting,
hundreds of grief-stricken students...
962
01:29:08,185 --> 01:29:12,439
refused to return to class,
leaving the campus a virtual ghost town.
963
01:29:12,522 --> 01:29:15,192
Madison Heights High School senior,
Barbara B. Wyler...
964
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,235
was arraigned in court today...
965
01:29:17,277 --> 01:29:20,614
in connection with the shooting
of Wendy Pfister and Cliff Spab...
966
01:29:21,698 --> 01:29:24,034
Why did you fire the first shot?
967
01:29:26,745 --> 01:29:29,080
Are you a friend of Cliff Spab?
968
01:29:33,335 --> 01:29:37,672
Babs Wyler was a perpetrator of violence
and a dangerous reactionary.
969
01:29:39,299 --> 01:29:41,801
The American people rest assured...
970
01:29:41,968 --> 01:29:44,095
that all the resources of this office...
971
01:29:44,179 --> 01:29:47,057
will be used to make
sure that Babs Wyler...
972
01:29:47,098 --> 01:29:51,144
...the National Scholastic Merit
award for her essay, "Everything Matters".
973
01:29:51,770 --> 01:29:56,107
It's about a new generation of youngsters,
who take total responsibility...
974
01:29:56,149 --> 01:29:59,110
for everything they say, do and feel.
975
01:29:59,819 --> 01:30:01,905
This is about the First Amendment.
976
01:30:01,988 --> 01:30:05,158
What Babs did
was an act of symbolic free speech.
977
01:30:05,241 --> 01:30:09,704
The issue here is whether you should
punish a brilliant, gifted young woman...
978
01:30:09,788 --> 01:30:13,875
for bringing the message of responsibility,
hope and optimism to the world.
979
01:30:14,459 --> 01:30:15,752
I don't think so.
980
01:30:15,919 --> 01:30:20,799
...where dozens of protesters are staging
an all-night vigil...
981
01:30:21,257 --> 01:30:23,081
...we have watched
with fascination,
982
01:30:23,106 --> 01:30:25,619
a straight-A student,
Barbara "Babs" 'Wyler...
983
01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:27,972
an anything-but-ordinary young American...
984
01:30:28,056 --> 01:30:30,808
has been catapulted
from suburban obscurity...
985
01:30:30,850 --> 01:30:32,352
to international fame.
986
01:30:32,435 --> 01:30:35,939
Tonight, in a live interview
from Madison Heights County Jail...
987
01:30:35,980 --> 01:30:39,609
we will learn all about Babs' philosophy
for a new age.'
988
01:30:39,734 --> 01:30:42,403
a philosophy in which everything matters.
989
01:30:42,487 --> 01:30:45,114
Those are the words
of Barbara "Babs" Wyler...
990
01:30:45,156 --> 01:30:48,451
the courageous young woman
we have come to care about so deeply.
991
01:30:48,493 --> 01:30:50,870
Babs has been through more
in the past few weeks...
992
01:30:50,954 --> 01:30:53,331
than most of us will
experience in a lifetime.
993
01:30:53,373 --> 01:30:55,500
But she has retained her dignity...
994
01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:58,336
refusing to be reduced
to the level of her detractors.
995
01:30:58,419 --> 01:31:02,632
When she emerged from her terrible ordeal,
she found herself strengthened...
996
01:31:02,674 --> 01:31:05,009
and her "Everything Matters"
philosophy intact.
997
01:31:05,051 --> 01:31:07,887
In short, Babs Wyler has
been transformed...
998
01:31:07,970 --> 01:31:12,350
from a typical American teenager
into an atypical American phenomenon.
999
01:31:12,725 --> 01:31:16,479
Tonight, for the first time,
we'll get to spend an hour with Babs...
1000
01:31:16,521 --> 01:31:18,815
in the privacy of her own home.
1001
01:31:19,649 --> 01:31:22,026
Babs, what are your impressions
of Cliff Spab?
1002
01:31:24,529 --> 01:31:27,949
I must be very careful
of what I say about Cliff Spab.
1003
01:31:28,366 --> 01:31:30,952
- But why?
- Because...
1004
01:31:39,168 --> 01:31:40,837
- Hey, Wendy.
- Spab.
1005
01:31:46,175 --> 01:31:49,262
- How about another beer?
- How about a bag of gumnuts?
1006
01:31:49,554 --> 01:31:51,138
How about a stale burrito?
1007
01:31:51,222 --> 01:31:54,475
How about some 3-in-1 Oil
for your folding chair?
1008
01:31:54,767 --> 01:31:56,978
How about a bath in the sink?
1009
01:31:57,478 --> 01:31:59,146
How about a song?
1010
01:32:06,487 --> 01:32:08,447
Are we getting married or what?
1011
01:32:10,074 --> 01:32:12,285
Hey, guy, you fucking know it.
78853
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof