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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,896 Don't tell me we're fighting all the time, I try to get along. 2 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:47,190 You can't just say whatever comes to mind, Tony. 3 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:48,609 You were fucking horrible. 4 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,068 That shit about the roadies? 5 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,864 You hit below the belt yourself, jan. Not to mention, you started it. 6 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:56,158 No cheese for Sophia. 7 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,620 Those kids seem to like you, sort of. 8 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,789 I leave them completely free to do whatever they want. 9 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,167 How else are they gonna learn from their mistakes? 10 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,629 Anyway, thank you for having us over. 11 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,971 What's this you're watching? 12 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,307 Beethoven. 13 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,275 - Can we get a dog? - Please? 14 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,653 I'll walk him and I'll pick up the poo and pee. 15 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,323 Pee? Right. Start with your underwear. 16 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,117 We had a dog. 17 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,495 Remember? Tippy? 18 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,666 He got worms, had to move to the country. 19 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,586 Tippy was gassed, Tony. Daddy took him to the pound. 20 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:53,840 He used to drag his ass on the carpet just to scratch himself. 21 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,300 My mother went crazy. 22 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,344 Gassed? 23 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,013 And he's so cynical about everything else. 24 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,599 Father told me he took him to live on a farm. 25 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,184 That's what they always say. 26 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:07,437 That same farm must have 17 billion dogs on it. 27 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,189 Dog shit up to the rafters. 28 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,442 Beethoven! 29 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,194 Hello. 30 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,698 What? 31 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,368 - Oh no, that's terrible. - What? What's the matter? 32 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,705 It's cousin Josephine, aunt concetta died. 33 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:28,458 - What happened? - They think it was a heart attack. 34 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:33,547 Uncle zio found her on the couch after meet the press. 35 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,299 We hereby commend concetta to the lord... 36 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,594 Embraced in his divine goodness. 37 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,056 Let us go in peace. Amen. 38 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,225 - Amen. - Amen. 39 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,902 Listen, as long as we're here... 40 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,656 I was gonna go visit my father, if you'd like to join me. 41 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,908 Five hours they let me out for these funerals. 42 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,869 I gotta spend it being maudlin? 43 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,662 It's a beautiful day. 44 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:09,332 Excuse me, I thought you might wanna go pay your respects to your brother. 45 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,626 By crying to a chunk of marble? 46 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,755 I can pay my respects from the after-party. 47 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,132 After-party? 48 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,052 It's those uptake inhibitors. 49 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:22,429 We were skeptical at first. 50 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:26,349 Then his mood really improved. His memory too. 51 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,123 Excuse me. 52 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,963 - Excuse me. Hi. - Oh, hello. 53 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,799 You knew my mother? 54 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,178 You're Anthony. 55 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,430 Oh, my god. 56 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,098 Do I know you? 57 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,893 Oh, no. No, no, you're not annoying me. 58 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,980 - No, no... do we know each other? - Oh, we met once. 59 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,818 I was a friend of your father's. 60 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,991 You're the lady from bamberger's. 61 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,785 From the fur department. 62 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,286 Fran felstein. 63 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,956 Tony. How you doing? 64 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,003 So, what, you...? You come visit? 65 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,633 Yeah, I miss your father sometimes. It's... 66 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,593 It's foolish. 67 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,428 No, don't say that. 68 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,181 No, I was sorry to hear about your mother. 69 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,142 At least she didn't suffer. 70 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,354 She made all of us suffer, instead. 71 00:05:56,648 --> 00:06:00,026 Oh, it was a joke. She made all of us suffer. 72 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,696 Believe me, I heard the stories from your dad. 73 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,322 Yeah. 74 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,328 You'll have to forgive me, my hearing... The last few years. 75 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,623 How about a hearing aid? They got the little ones now... 76 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,876 - You can't even see. - I'm too vain. Anyway. 77 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,545 Johnny was very proud of you. 78 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,882 You were very special to him. 79 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,052 I'm sure you were too. 80 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,805 You know, Johnny told me if I ever needed anything... 81 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,892 I should always call his son. 82 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,896 What do you need? 83 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,899 Not a thing. 84 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,572 Fran felstein? 85 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,157 That was class. 86 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,242 She's got great legs for an old broad. 87 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,202 I was in love with that woman. 88 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,288 She was the reason I never married. 89 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:54,915 I wanted to propose. 90 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,334 I had the ring all picked out. 91 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,919 So, what? She turned you down? 92 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,378 I hesitated. 93 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,757 How could I bring this life we live on a woman? 94 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,927 Anyway, she took it as a sign I wasn't interested. 95 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:11,556 And then one night we were all at the 500 club to see Enzo stuarti. 96 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,391 Your father shows up. 97 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,435 Sy devore suit. 98 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,771 Two-inch lapel. That was that. 99 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:22,400 She never knew my feelings, what could I do? 100 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,737 For years, I suffered in silence. 101 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:35,872 - Mario. Did you bring your guitar? - Not to this. 102 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,795 - Angie, come on, sing us a song. - You sing, junior. 103 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,713 Nobody wants to hear me. 104 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,131 Mario, remember? 105 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,976 Thank you. 106 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:00,146 Thanks, my name's j.T. I'm an alcoholic and an addict. 107 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,773 Hi, j.T. 108 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:06,152 I'm also a TV writer, which by default, makes me a douche bag... 109 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,322 But you would have figured that out for yourselves in a minute. 110 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:14,703 About 15 years ago, I moved from Jersey to Hollywood. 111 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:18,665 Broke into the biz. It was a dream come true. 112 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:22,794 I was making money, I had the beemer, the actress girlfriend. 113 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,380 I had all the flake I needed to keep me churning out... 114 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,757 That snappy dialogue for Corbin bernsen. 115 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,635 Drugs. Alcohol. 116 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,263 That shit practically comes with the writers guild card. 117 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,724 Anyway... 118 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:40,645 Before too long, I discovered heroin. 119 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:45,400 And things really started to fall apart. 120 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:50,155 It got so bad that I blew a deadline on a Nash Bridges. 121 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,992 I got my ass fired, I didn't work for 18 months. 122 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:58,872 By the grace of god, I got myself into a rehab program in Pennsylvania... 123 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,959 And with the help of some good friends that I made there... 124 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,753 I got through it. 125 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,713 Chris, where are you? 126 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,965 There's my man Chris, everybody. 127 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:17,182 Anyway, I wanna talk a little bit about taking a moral inventory. 128 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,559 So we talked for like an hour. 129 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,187 Well, it turns out that they had a thing. 130 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:25,023 Her and my old man. Right up till he died. 131 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,901 He got from this woman what he couldn't get at home. 132 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,198 Support. You know, love. 133 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,241 A smile when you walk in the fucking door. 134 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,244 Do you think that justifies his infidelity? 135 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,414 She drove him into that woman's arms, my mother. 136 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,666 To all his women. 137 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:50,715 I'll tell you one thing, all the years he was rotting in that grave... 138 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:55,053 I can't remember once my mother going to visit him. 139 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,264 But this lady, Fran... 140 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,102 It's possible your mother found it very painful. 141 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,645 Oh, poor her. 142 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,773 What was it like sitting there with Fran? 143 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,944 It was a little weird at first, you know. 144 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,696 There I am comforting my father's mistress... 145 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,657 My mother's lying there dead. 146 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,117 Are you attracted to her? 147 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,119 Come on, she's old enough to be my mother. 148 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,873 Oh, Jesus Christ, it's an expression. 149 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,167 Don't cream yourself. 150 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,794 I did not wanna fuck my mother! 151 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,507 You should have seen her in her housedress with that hairnet. 152 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,926 This conversation would be over in two seconds. 153 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:37,804 So I figured, why not move back to Jersey? 154 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,098 Clean slate. It's better. 155 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,726 My new agent, next week he's got me set up to meet dick wolf's guy. 156 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:47,105 I seen dick wolf at rao's one night. Guy's got his own limo. 157 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,983 That law & order money? 158 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,485 Guy could have his own battleship. 159 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,322 But enough of my shit, how are you doing? 160 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,325 Good, you know. 161 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:03,037 - Working the program. - Oh, yeah? 162 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,711 I had some fucking wine, all right? 163 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,129 Is that what you wanna hear? 164 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:15,675 - Christopher, when was this? - I don't know. 165 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,720 My fiancรฉe was in a car crash. 166 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,681 I didn't even like it. I went to a meeting the next day. 167 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,349 But no slip since then? 168 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:26,311 I've been sober and I've been high. Sober's better. 169 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,857 You know you can call me, right? 170 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:35,111 - What, do you got a date? - I gotta meet somebody, a friend. 171 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,365 - Go ahead, I'll get this. - Thanks, bro. 172 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,118 Listen, call me, I'm serious. 173 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:07,143 - Harold melvoin. - Mel? It's me. 174 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,147 - Corrado, what's up? - There's a funeral I need to attend. 175 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,608 I want you to call the feds. 176 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,568 Vincent patronella. 177 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,571 Is he a relative? You know the rules. 178 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,198 He's my niece's godfather. 179 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,076 I think I met him at a barbecue once for the bicentennial. 180 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,702 All they can say is no. 181 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:34,212 Your father used to bring me flowers all the time. 182 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,090 Flowers and lingerie. 183 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,925 I'm making chicken. 184 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,427 Cuban style with black beans. 185 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,056 What's this? 186 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,725 Ketchup, sure. If you want. 187 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,188 No, the kid and the dog. 188 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,941 Oh, my son, Bruce. 189 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,277 He married an Israeli girl. 190 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,113 He's a food service director with El al. 191 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,282 No, no, the dog. 192 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,866 Oh, freckles. 193 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,705 - He was a gift from your dad. - What? 194 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,457 When? 195 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,585 Oh, this is my fucking dog! 196 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,258 Excuse me, I'm sorry. This was my dog. 197 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,302 His name was tippy! 198 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,221 Your dad never said. 199 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,474 I don't fucking believe this. 200 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,643 My mother made him give the dog away. 201 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,688 Well, Bruce loved him. 202 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:37,984 I mean, he had him for almost 10 years till he moved to Tel Aviv. 203 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,652 Then I had to put him to sleep. 204 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:47,118 Oh, those are the pictures, on the coffee table. 205 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,954 The slippers were your dad's too. 206 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:03,259 Look at this. The two of you. 207 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:09,098 - He used to remind me of Victor mature. - Thanks. 208 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,520 Outside the Latin quarter. 209 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,441 Holy shit, look at hesh. George gershwin. 210 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,486 He was a whoremaster. And cheap. 211 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,281 You know he screwed me out of my retirement money. 212 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,826 Against your dad's wishes, by the way. 213 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,747 - What are you talking about? - Don't get me started. 214 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,000 No, come on, what happened? 215 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:39,712 Your dad owned a racetrack, with the midget auto racing. 216 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,966 Yeah, the chickamauga raceway over in new Egypt. 217 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:48,721 And him, Herman, some other guy... 218 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,724 Phil something, with the hair, from New York. 219 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,768 - Yeah, leotardo. - Yeah. 220 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,771 My father cut him in to pay off a poker debt. 221 00:14:56,938 --> 00:15:01,275 Johnny always told me his piece would go to me. 222 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,694 Couldn't put me in his will, obviously. 223 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,199 When he passed, your dad... 224 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,743 I called hesh. 225 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:15,748 - He sent me 500 bucks. - That's it? 226 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,919 - I'm sorry. - No. 227 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,922 Jesus Christ, I wish you'd called me. 228 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,676 Bruce sends me money, occasionally. 229 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,220 Well, that's not the point. It's my father's wishes. 230 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,014 Look, forget it. 231 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,143 Seriously, I'm sorry I... 232 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,103 I shouldn't have even brought it up. 233 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:41,732 Listen, after we eat, you wanna take a ride? 234 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:49,449 So I saw my uncle jun. 235 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,535 - He says to say hello. - Junior? 236 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,705 Jesus. And how's he doing? 237 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,915 I don't know if you know it... 238 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,959 But he was always a little hot for you. 239 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,586 He was practically a stalker. 240 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,131 - He said he suffered in silence. - Suffered in silence? 241 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,384 He used to skulk outside my building. All hours. 242 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,844 Weird phone calls. 243 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,889 I always had a hunch he told Livia about me and Johnny. 244 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,391 Jesus Christ. 245 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,562 She was a handsome woman, your mother. 246 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,733 Not sexy, exactly, but, statuesque. 247 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,487 Little nip? 248 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,699 - What is it? - It's one for the road, honey. 249 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,993 And this looks like road to me. 250 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,871 Rรฉmy Martin, vsop. 251 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,680 They can't be making much, but if I know hesh... 252 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,309 Him and Phil got something going on out of here. 253 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,689 So tell me about your women. 254 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,900 Your wife, what's she like? 255 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,694 I don't know. 256 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,738 What's to tell? 257 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,784 Good woman. Good mother. 258 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,372 Marriage hit the rocks, that's all. What are you gonna do? 259 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,042 How about your girlfriend? 260 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:27,046 She's an art dealer. Very sophisticated. 261 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,924 Dark hair, dark eyes. 262 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:33,219 Latin. But, you know, from Spain. 263 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,689 That's it. That's it. 264 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,609 Oh, man, I am so glad you called. 265 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,236 I really needed this. 266 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,785 - So? - So, what? 267 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,580 What, there's nothing you wanna talk about? 268 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,582 I was honest with you the other night. 269 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,504 - What, you telling me you're not using? - What? 270 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:12,758 You ran out of ihop like you were on fire. You were jonesing like a motherfucker. 271 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,720 I was meeting a girl. We were going to the track. 272 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,598 The meadowlands. I didn't wanna miss the last race. 273 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,726 I am totally clean and sober. 274 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,937 Jesus Christ. I was positive you fucking slipped. 275 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,773 Thank you, man. I appreciate your concern. 276 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,780 I could have saved you a trip. 277 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,158 I'll take your action. 278 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,785 You'd take a dime each on the Yankees and St. Louis? 279 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,079 High roller. 280 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,124 I just got a 3 grand residual on a that's life episode. 281 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,545 What, that fake Guinea-fest with Paul sorvino? 282 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,214 That was totally unrealistic. 283 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,887 - It's so dusty here. - Yeah. 284 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,892 - Is that silk? - It ain't kleenex. 285 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,935 It's linen. 286 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,814 You know, you're very... 287 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,485 I don't know, you got a lot of class. 288 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,154 Just like your girlfriend. 289 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,326 Last race Saturday! 290 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,332 He told me to look out, so I sent her money. 291 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,376 Which is a lot more than anybody else did. 292 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,503 So you decide to keep his end for yourself. 293 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,923 Oh, I should give it to some trollop, huh? I thought I had it coming. 294 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,843 With Phil in the can for 20 years, who do you think has been running that place? 295 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,638 Collecting the rent. Filing the taxes. All that bullshit. 296 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,183 Well, what about my share? All those years I never saw a dime. 297 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,022 You're my father's friend, hesh. My friend. 298 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,191 I'm such a friend, how come I never see you? 299 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:56,570 What? I see you. I'm fucking busy. 300 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,865 Never too busy to call me at 2 am. To hear your problems though. 301 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,867 One time that happened. 302 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,203 My therapist was on vacation! 303 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,873 Listen, you want his end, kid, you got it. It's 25 percent. 304 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,793 The closing is not for two weeks. And I would appreciate it... 305 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,255 If you call Phil and tell him he should assume part of that burden. 306 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:18,676 Well, despite how you feel, my father loved this woman. 307 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:22,346 She's not such a bad person. But I don't know... 308 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,349 Something about her always rubbed me the wrong way. 309 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,309 Because she was rubbing him and not you. 310 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,812 How long you known me, bub, huh? 311 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,398 She's a little pale for my taste. 312 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,406 Mr. Patronella was last week. 313 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,575 This is a different one. 314 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,620 Yes, I'm aware he's been to two funerals in a month. 315 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,583 Well, people die, counselor. 316 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,754 The deceased in question now, Mrs. Crilley... 317 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,174 Was the sister of Mr. Soprano's cousin. 318 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,050 By marriage. 319 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:04,305 So she's not a blood relative per se, are we quibbling now? 320 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,266 For god's sake, the man wants to pay his respects. 321 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:13,022 Well, perhaps my next call should be to judge runions, get him involved. 322 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,322 Five hours. It's not a Hawaiian vacation. 323 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,032 He'll attend the church service... 324 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,701 Then pay his respects to the family aftennards. 325 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:31,791 Thank you, counselor. We appreciate it. 326 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,544 You're worth every fucking cent. 327 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,970 They're gonna have Scottish bagpipes at the funeral. 328 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,515 It should be interesting. 329 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:03,989 Don provolone, see that fucking game? 330 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,367 Diet coke and whatever he's having. 331 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,327 Ginger ale? 332 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,499 - Remind me to send jeter a dozen roses. - You wanna parlay it? 333 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:17,002 I was thinking I'd go check out that Indian casino, play some poker. 334 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,880 You want in a real game, I'll hook you up. 335 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:23,509 High stakes, exclusive clientele. 336 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,303 - David Lee roth. - I'll tell you, man. 337 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,014 Playing cards, games of chance... 338 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,808 I never really dug it before. 339 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:34,061 I was never that good at math, but there's something about... 340 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:38,148 That excitement that's so... I don't know. 341 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,194 What is wrong? I win one bet... 342 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,155 - You look like you're gonna cry? - I fucked up again. 343 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,659 My super came by this morning... 344 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:52,788 - The fucking caulk around the toilet. - -He had some weed. 345 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,958 You have gotta call someone before you use. 346 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,294 - Not after. - I know, I know. 347 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,213 I just wanted to see if I could get high like a normal person. 348 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,466 You're not normal. Neither of us are. 349 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,636 And on top of that you ask me to meet you at a bar? 350 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,559 Come here, you maniac. 351 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,562 Six hundred and twenty-five k for the track... 352 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,189 Plus all that land? That's it? 353 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,359 Problem was the zoning restrictions. We're lucky we got a buyer. 354 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,069 Here's what I propose. 355 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,990 Tony gets 150. 356 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,909 Twenty-five percent comes from you. 357 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,161 The other 75 percent of that comes from hesh. 358 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,915 Jesus Christ, that's like 40 grand. You gotta be fucking kidding me, John. 359 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,583 Am I smiling? 360 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,505 You got some balls, kid. I'll give you that much. 361 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,925 - You'll give me what I tell you to give me. - Tony. 362 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,135 - Take it easy, take it easy. - Fuck that. 363 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:51,013 This ain't the '70s. And I'm not a kid. 364 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,890 Relax, it's an expression. 365 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,475 Well here's another expression: 366 00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:57,019 You got five days to give me my money. 367 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,521 Come on. 368 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:09,281 - That was out of line. - Philly, he's a boss. 369 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:12,701 Jersey? Come on, huh? 370 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,917 Well, I talked to Phil and hesh about the racetrack. 371 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,419 How bad did they bullshit you? 372 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,505 Well, actually, we straightened it all out. 373 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:28,050 So when the sale goes through, you're looking at a nice piece of change. 374 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,219 - You're kidding? - No. 375 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:33,889 - Hey, that's wonderful. - Yeah. 376 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,727 I wanted to show you something. 377 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:42,147 You were admiring my handkerchief. 378 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,662 Check out the initials. 379 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,623 Jfk, holy shit! This was his? 380 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,544 You know, I have a hat of his... 381 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:06,338 A captain's hat I bought at an auction. 382 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,091 A lot of the friends don't like him, you know, Ruby... 383 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:12,886 And all that shit, but fuck, I was in grammar school. 384 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,346 That's my lipstick. 385 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,933 We had a little thing. 386 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,853 - When he was president? - March '61. 387 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,522 Right before the bay of pigs. 388 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:26,316 I was at the copa with a girlfriend. 389 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,445 I'm wearing a new sable and we meet Lem billings. 390 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:34,199 Lem is a school friend of Jack's from choate, but of course we have no idea. 391 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:39,621 He insists that we join him for some affair at the Pierre hotel. 392 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,582 He won't take no. 393 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:46,211 He has a limo, we figure what the hell, you know. 394 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,048 And we go over. And he tells us... 395 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,383 He's taking us to the presidential suite. 396 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,887 So we get up, out of the elevator. 397 00:25:55,054 --> 00:26:00,225 We go in the suite. It is crawling with models, celebrities. 398 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,895 Peter lawford, Sinatra. 399 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,230 - Jackie gleason. - No shit. 400 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,357 Yeah. I'm looking around... 401 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:11,487 And I glance across the room and suddenly... 402 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:16,867 I am locking eyes with John Fitzgerald Kennedy. 403 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:21,413 Yeah, I mean he comes over, he is a perfect gentleman. 404 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,041 He takes my coat, he brings me a cocktail... 405 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,751 Introduces me around. 406 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,087 And finally at the end of the night, now get this: 407 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:33,258 "In the interests of national security," he says, he needs me to stay. 408 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,804 Since I'm wearing a sable, he needs to personally interview me. 409 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,598 Make sure I'm not working for the Russians. 410 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,602 - He said that? - Some line, huh? 411 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:48,357 - Well, what was he...? What was he like? - Wonderful. 412 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:49,858 So were you two an item or... 413 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,319 No, he called, but after all... 414 00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:55,906 This man was the leader of the free world, I mean, you know. 415 00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:59,201 I remember one weekend I was supposed to go down to DC. 416 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:03,872 Stay at the ritz-Carlton. Last-minute emergency meeting. 417 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,916 Steel workers are going on strike. 418 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,918 So, what, it was just that one time or...? 419 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:14,091 Except for, you know, after the bay of pigs, he was probably pretty busy. 420 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:18,971 I knew there were others. I mean, Judy Campbell and Marilyn, of course. 421 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:23,142 We had something special, though. Crazy passion. 422 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,145 That was something your mother never understood. 423 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:29,398 When you're married to a powerful man... 424 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:33,235 You damn well better make him feel powerful. 425 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,655 My mother? 426 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,490 Please. 427 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,201 I saw a picture of Livia on new years Eve. 428 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,913 She was dressed like a refugee. 429 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:53,088 Listen, I think I'm gonna skip the coffee. I got a meeting in the city. 430 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:55,591 Are you...? You sure? 431 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,386 Look... 432 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,890 Consider this an advance. 433 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,851 Get your phone turned on and pay your rent. 434 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:09,021 Your dad would be so proud. 435 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,357 He raised a real gentleman. 436 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,785 You trying to buy this pot? 437 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:27,331 Eight hundred and you'll know. 438 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,583 Fuck. 439 00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:35,172 Cowboys and three little Indians. 440 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,133 Fuck me. 441 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:43,889 I got a lot of big people coming next week. 442 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,352 So when you write on TV... 443 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:51,897 What do they have, like, one guy writes the words for Dylan mcdermott... 444 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:55,108 And one guy writes for Nicholson's girlfriend, that the way it is? 445 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,111 You write it all yourself. 446 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:01,198 Interesting. 447 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,742 So how you doing? You wanna take off? 448 00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:06,411 I'm getting killed here. 449 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,747 I'm gonna go, I'm fucking shot. 450 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:10,249 I'll call you tomorrow. 451 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:13,085 - You wanna work out? - Sure. Yeah, whatever. 452 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,212 Four clubs to Joe Hollywood. 453 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,965 Jack for the car-wash king. 454 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,092 Ten for Mr. Vito. 455 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,224 Show Valentina you love her. 456 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,364 Come on. 457 00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:58,714 They were out of the citrucel. 458 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,051 Where you going? 459 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,178 Gotta order some flowers. 460 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,806 Sal from the dry cleaners, his kid died. 461 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:11,101 Drowned in a jacuzzi. Seven years old, you believe it? 462 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:13,645 Fucking tragedy. 463 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,950 - Harold melvoin. - It's me. 464 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:29,578 I got another funeral. A kid. 465 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,413 His father does my shirts. 466 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:33,498 Corrado, it has to be a relative. 467 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,667 It is a relative, goddamn it. 468 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,628 My old man came over with this kid's great, great grandfather. 469 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,757 - The guy had a clubfoot. - That's rather tenuous, don't you think? 470 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:44,259 The whole village of Avellino settled in this area. 471 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,011 We gotta be related somewhere. 472 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,013 - Corrado. - Corrado, my balls. 473 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:51,308 I gotta get out of this house. I'm going fucking stir-crazy. 474 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,353 Seventh street, coming out. 475 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,527 Holy shit. You're still here? 476 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,156 - Called you all day yesterday. - We're in a hand here. 477 00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:10,535 - What do you wanna do? - Fold. 478 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:16,875 Here, fuck it. I'm all in. 479 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,421 - Call. - Pair of tens. 480 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,674 Flush. Caught it on the river. 481 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:29,304 Motherfucking fuck. 482 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,476 How bad? 483 00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:36,269 He owes the house 57. 484 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,397 Thousand? 485 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,407 What, are you fucking crazy? 486 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,575 Define crazy. 487 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,537 I'm good for it. I'm up for this dick wolf thing. 488 00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:58,708 - If I get on staff it's like a month's salary. - Well, how about this fucking month? 489 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,879 Hey, you think you could spot me for a while? 490 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,133 I got some child support too. 491 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:11,888 I'll cover this, I'll give you 3 grand for incidentals. 492 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,932 That's 60,000 altogether. 493 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:17,060 - I only been up two days, I can still add. - Good. 494 00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:20,730 Then add two points every week till I'm paid in fucking full. 495 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:23,150 - You're charging me vig? - On top of the principle. 496 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:27,529 It's compounded if you're late. That's 1200 one week from today. 497 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:30,615 Don't give me that look. This is your problem. 498 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,368 I will not fucking enable you. 499 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:49,301 There he is. Philly. 500 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:54,973 Phil? 501 00:32:56,892 --> 00:33:00,312 - Phil, where you going? - I gotta meet John down the restaurant. 502 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,272 You fucking cocksucker. 503 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,351 Where you gonna go, huh? 504 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,269 Where you gonna go, huh? 505 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:43,146 You motherfucker. 506 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,953 - Jesus Christ. Mister, you okay in there? - Oh, my neck. 507 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,957 You all right? You run from me, you fucking cocksucker? 508 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,209 Where's my fucking money? 509 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,419 I'll get it, I'll get it. My neck, Tony. 510 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,922 - What, do you think I'm an asshole, huh? - No, no, no. 511 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:10,465 - No, Tony. - I can't hear you. 512 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,801 No, please. Tony. 513 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:16,513 You got 24 hours. 514 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:22,352 Called 911, they're on their way. He's all right. 515 00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:28,483 Oh, my god. 516 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:34,531 - Oh, my baby. - Take her upstairs, Andy. 517 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:38,577 She should probably take one of those tranquilizers her mother gave her. 518 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:50,505 - We should go, junior. - Relax. We just got here. 519 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:53,425 Chicken's nice and spicy, huh? 520 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:16,740 I know you're in there, you're casting a shadow over the peephole. 521 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,994 Hey. 522 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:24,748 - What, are you ducking me? - No. What are you...? 523 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:28,627 I thought you were this girl. She's a pain in the ass. 524 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,963 So, what the fuck? Where you been? 525 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,508 Working, man. I got those TV pitch meetings. I was gonna call you. 526 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,427 Yeah, so why didn't you? 527 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:45,101 All right, look, you want the truth? 528 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,979 - I was away. I went to ac. - Where's my money? 529 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,940 - I don't have it yet. - But you went to ac? 530 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:54,319 I have a meeting next week with Rene balcer. 531 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,323 Dick wolf's right-hand guy. 532 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:01,493 He likes my stuff, he told my agent. I'm gonna be on staff. 533 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,454 I got out of that business because people fuck you over. 534 00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:05,997 Jon favreau? 535 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,249 Faggot cocksucker tried to steal my ideas. 536 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,835 Bro, listen. I swear on all that's holy... 537 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,546 - I'll have your money next week. - That wasn't the deal. 538 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:16,174 I'll be back tomorrow. Don't make me a jerk off. 539 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:23,098 Damn, I'm happy. Get a load of these. 540 00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:29,354 My new kicks. Bottega veneta, marked down to only 600. 541 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,148 Thought you were paying your phone bill. 542 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,193 I should have, I know... 543 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,113 But it's been so long since I've been able to... 544 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:39,531 Treat myself. 545 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,911 Oh, thanks. 546 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,790 So... 547 00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:51,459 Turns out my uncle zio's going downhill. 548 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,296 The day we met, I told you, we were there at the cemetery to Bury his wife. 549 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,881 My aunt concetta. 550 00:36:57,632 --> 00:37:00,385 Seventy years they were together. 551 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,138 Poor guy's taking it very hard. 552 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,650 My knight in shining armor. 553 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,743 So? 554 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:28,580 - Yeah, good morning to you too. - You got it? 555 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:32,250 Jesus. You are a fucking trip. 556 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,587 I'm j.T. By the way. 557 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,173 What is this, Pulp Fiction? Am I supposed to be afraid? 558 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:41,259 - I don't know, I didn't see it. - You're really being a prick, huh? 559 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,762 I told you, I need more time, I don't have the money. 560 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,473 - Then fucking get it. - Chris, you know me. 561 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:49,726 What could you possibly do to me that I haven't already been through? 562 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:52,437 I'm positive we'll think of something. 563 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,732 My god. 564 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:10,288 And 66 years after taking those sacred vows: 565 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,540 "Till death do us part"... 566 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:15,460 Concetta left him and went home to god. 567 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:20,298 In the two weeks that followed, nicolo struggled without her... 568 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:24,344 Finally succumbing to irredeemable loss. 569 00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:29,641 The enormity of his grief can hardly be imagined. 570 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:34,103 How much they went through together. 571 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:37,023 Seeing their children grow. 572 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:42,237 And looking joyfully on, as their grandchildren had children. 573 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:45,198 Sickness and health. 574 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:46,991 Good times and bad. 575 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:50,411 But through it all, one thing remained constant: 576 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,914 They had each other. 577 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:57,418 It was nicolo's love for concetta that made him leave this earth... 578 00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:00,755 A mere 15 days after she left him. 579 00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:03,925 We take comfort knowing they're together again... 580 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:06,177 Seated at the foot of our lord. 581 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:10,640 Let us join together in prayer. 582 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:12,517 - Hail Mary... - Full of grace... 583 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:14,811 The lord is with thee. 584 00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:17,355 Blessed art thou among women... 585 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:20,525 And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 586 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,278 Holy Mary, mother of god... 587 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:27,407 Pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of our death. 588 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:29,033 Amen. 589 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,661 - What's the matter? - Our father... 590 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:33,538 - This fucking shit. - Who art in heaven... 591 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,540 - Hallowed be thy name. - What's the point? 592 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,000 - Thy kingdom come. - Uncle jun. 593 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,002 - Thy will be done... - I can't take it. 594 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:40,378 On earth as it is in heaven. 595 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:41,880 You need to lower your voice. 596 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,549 Give us this day our daily bread. 597 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,885 And forgive us our trespasses... 598 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:51,014 As we forgive those who trespass against us. 599 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,391 It's a fucking Emmy. 600 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,476 And it's gold-plated. 601 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,605 Then melt it down, man. 602 00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:03,192 - Look, I told you $15. - Oh, fuck, man, come on. 603 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,904 This is, like, huge, this shit. 604 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:09,407 If you had an Oscar, maybe I could give you a little something. 605 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:11,826 An academy award. But TV? 606 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,914 - What else you got? - I don't know. 607 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:22,754 - I got a laptop in my car. - Yeah, okay. Cool. I'll check that out. 608 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,188 From your friend. All 1200. 609 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,690 He give you a hard time? 610 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,610 Hardest thing was keeping him awake. 611 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:50,406 - He's hitting the vein, nodding out. - Son of a fucking bitch. 612 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,120 Cheers. 613 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:02,669 I'm grilling us some fillet mignon. 614 00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:05,713 And you take a load off. 615 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,640 Here, this is the money from the closing. 616 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:19,936 - The racetrack. It's 150 grand. - That's great. 617 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,771 How's your pal, hesh? 618 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:25,024 - Good. - I remember once... 619 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:27,735 Your dad and I drove down the shore. 620 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:32,031 Hesh had rented a place at point pleasant. It was right before labor day. 621 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,574 Actually... 622 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:35,660 It was a couple of months before he died. 623 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:39,288 We stopped at a liquor store, he had to pee, I needed some cigarettes. 624 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:42,500 And anyway, the man behind the counter was blind. 625 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:46,337 - Your dad looks at him... - Oh, wait a minute. 626 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:50,633 - This is after my dad got sick? - Yeah. 627 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,593 Dad caught emphysema, you kept smoking? 628 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:57,140 - He didn't mind. - He could barely breathe. 629 00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:59,434 We had the oxygen tent set up right in the house. 630 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,519 I mean, Jesus Christ, even my mother quit. 631 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:05,148 I offered to stop. I mean... And he didn't want me to. 632 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:07,859 He was fine with it, really. 633 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,279 All right, whatever. Finish your story. 634 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,697 It was dumb. 635 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:16,868 Your dad got the guy to give us some champagne. 636 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:30,882 Water chestnuts wrapped in bacon... 637 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:34,218 And dip them in the duck sauce. 638 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,554 All right. 639 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,645 Delicious. 640 00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:48,024 So, what's in the bag? 641 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,614 Yeah, I wanted to show you this. 642 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,618 It's the hat I told you about. 643 00:42:58,785 --> 00:43:00,078 Jfk's. 644 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:03,247 Oh, my goodness. 645 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,583 Look at this. 646 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:07,543 - May I? - Yeah. 647 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,474 Happy birthday 648 00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:24,977 to you 649 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,939 happy birthday 650 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:32,110 to you 651 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:36,614 happy birthday 652 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:40,993 Mr. President 653 00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:47,458 happy birthday 654 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:54,132 to you 655 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,226 I met with the dick wolf guy. 656 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:08,146 They hired some kid from Yale. 657 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:12,525 Plus, now the money I owe you. 658 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,069 My ex-fucking-wife. 659 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:17,613 How many times have you shot up? 660 00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:20,324 Five, six. 661 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:24,328 I thought I had it under control. I lost it. 662 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,164 You stupid fuck. 663 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,250 You were doing so good, now you fucked it all up. 664 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,459 Where do you get the right? 665 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:34,463 We're in the program. You're gonna use, why didn't you call your sponsor? 666 00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:37,425 - I couldn't get him. - So why the fuck didn't you call me? 667 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:48,060 Yeah, but I don't fucking live with my mistress. 668 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,771 I mean, his fucking slippers? 669 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:54,025 Go on. 670 00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:57,403 Well, when I left there... 671 00:44:58,613 --> 00:45:00,323 I started thinking about it. 672 00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:07,747 When I was, I don't know, 16 years old... 673 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,458 My son's age. 674 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:15,671 I came home from school and there was this note from my aunt quin. 675 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:22,678 My mother had been pregnant with another kid after my sister Barbara. 676 00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:25,681 "Change of life baby" they called it and... 677 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:29,101 Well, she started bleeding. 678 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,898 I was supposed to find my father and get him over there asap. 679 00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:37,526 I called every number I had. I left messages all over town. 680 00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:46,702 And finally that night, about 10:00, he called me back. 681 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:55,336 - Hello? - Anthony, what's the matter? 682 00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:56,796 Ma's in the hospital. 683 00:45:56,963 --> 00:46:00,841 I think she was... she was bleeding. The baby. 684 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:04,011 Jesus Christ. 685 00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:08,057 Oh, shit. 686 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:11,727 Okay, pal. 687 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,647 The lamb chops are gonna be overcooked. 688 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,817 I'm tied up. 689 00:46:17,984 --> 00:46:20,236 But I'm gonna get over to the hospital right away. 690 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:23,114 He came and got me the next morning. 691 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,035 We went over to the hospital. 692 00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:29,954 Walked into her room. 693 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:33,374 - You're okay, baby, you're okay. - No, you're okay! 694 00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:36,419 Your life is just so wonderful and okay. 695 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:38,296 Li. 696 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:43,384 Where were you last night? 697 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,555 I was at the yankee game. 698 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,682 You were with that whore. 699 00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:54,270 - What do you take me for, an idiot? - No, li, that's not true. 700 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:57,398 I picked up Anthony from school, we went to the game. 701 00:46:57,565 --> 00:46:58,983 Nicky gave us the tickets. 702 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:03,612 - You're a goddamn liar. - I swear to god, li, the car broke down. 703 00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:08,159 The timing belt. We had to stay at cousin Jimmy's. 704 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:11,287 Madonna, when we got home and saw that note... 705 00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:13,331 I was worried sick. 706 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:16,500 Ask Anthony, you don't believe me. 707 00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:23,966 Where were you last night, Anthony? 708 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:29,597 We were at cousin Jimmy's, ma. 709 00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:36,228 She could have fucking died. 710 00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,439 You know, from her miscarriage. 711 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:55,873 - Fuck her. - Was there any blame on his part? 712 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,625 This man you emulate? 713 00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:02,838 The lies? The betrayals with other women? 714 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,387 Listen to me. 715 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:12,598 This is very important: Your mother had her faults. 716 00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:16,435 But after all this time, what should we do with the old woman? 717 00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,854 Have an auto-da-fรฉ? 718 00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:21,107 Burn her at the stake? 719 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:26,904 You need to forgive her and move on. 720 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:36,747 She made my father give my dog away. 721 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,083 I thought your father was a big tough guy. 722 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,877 He probably didn't wanna hear her bullshit anymore. 723 00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:46,674 He gave my dog away to his girlfriend's kid. Big fucking deal. 724 00:48:46,841 --> 00:48:48,759 If it was up to her... 725 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,554 She would have had it killed. 726 00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:06,026 All right, thanks. 727 00:49:07,486 --> 00:49:11,782 Book value's 17 grand. I'll knock that off the principle. 728 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,829 I fucking love this car. 729 00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:19,540 So you'll get another one. 730 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:28,132 Is that your sponsor? 731 00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:34,638 I'll see you when you get out of rehab. We'll figure out the rest of the payments. 732 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:39,727 You can do this, man. I have faith in you. 733 00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:44,064 There's no chemical solution to a spiritual problem. 734 00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:08,005 It could have been another Tia, it's hard to tell. 735 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:10,633 Was any of this accompanied by a lapse in memory? 736 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:15,679 I don't know. 737 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,432 Had you brought him in right away, I might have answers. 738 00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:23,771 That medicine stopped working. I took more and it didn't do shit. 739 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:25,356 I'm like the walking dead. 740 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:29,151 Medication's like cooking, sometimes we just need to adjust the ingredients. 741 00:50:29,318 --> 00:50:32,613 Who gives a shit? I'm so fucking blue. 742 00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:37,076 Well, what do you expect? All you do is go to funerals all the time. 743 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:43,499 I'm trapped. What's the goddamn point? Goddamn house arrest. 744 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,673 My life is only death. 745 00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:53,384 I'm living in a grave. 746 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:57,221 I beat prison, and for what? 747 00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:59,723 I have no children. 748 00:51:01,267 --> 00:51:03,519 Would somebody please explain this to me? 749 00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,404 So hesh tells me... 750 00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:15,072 You met your dad's goomar. 751 00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:20,202 Yeah. 752 00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:24,248 You had to see this woman in her prime. 753 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,168 - Nice, huh? - Nice? 754 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:31,338 She was jfk's girlfriend for, like, three years. 755 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:33,007 No shit? 756 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:37,219 - Right, I remember hearing about her. - Fucking knockout. Beautiful. Classy. 757 00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,972 Jfk, huh? 758 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,473 How do you like that? 759 00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:46,061 He'd have her up to the white house on the weekends... 760 00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:47,605 When his wife was out of town. 761 00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:56,113 This woman was like a... Like a Princess. 762 00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:02,244 I'll tell you what: 763 00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:04,830 For a while there... 764 00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:06,957 Jackie Kennedy thought the marriage was over. 55327

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