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You know, usual girl stuff.
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She picks up the dry-cleaning
and shops.
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Dr. Melfi has excellent taste, she
only shops at the fancy-schmancy deli.
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The kind with the Italian name
but they don't have meatballs.
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All right, what else?
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What am I supposed to be looking for?
What's up with this 0002?
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It's none of your fucking business.
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You're on a strict need-to-know,
lieutenant.
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I should knock you out for
what you did to her date.
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What? I scared your goomar's date
a little. What's the big deal?
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- This guy still come around?
- No.
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He's not her type. He's a coward.
He nearly pissed himself.
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Anything else?
I don't want to be here all day.
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Yesterday she got off
at 9 and she went to bed early.
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That's it?
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That's it.
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Here, buy yourself an iron.
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Ready?
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Decaf, right?
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So how was your college trip
with your daughter?
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I tell you, my life is like an
episode of provolone-something.
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What's going on?
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My wife. All we do is fight.
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And she's jealous of you.
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Is that something that you feel or
has it been discussed with carmela?
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She didn't know you were a girl.
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You know, a woman.
Excuse me, a doctor.
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Woman doctor.
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- Why did you take so long to tell her?
- I didn't.
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You spilled the beans
when you called.
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Let me ask you a different question.
Why a female? Why a female doctor?
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She asked the same frigging question,
and I sometimes wonder myself.
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- And?
- I'll tell you what I told her.
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It was between two Jewish guys and
a paesana. So I picked the paesana.
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What's the one thing your mother,
wife and daughter have in common?
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They all break my balls.
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I know what you mean.
They're all Italian, so what?
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So maybe by coming clean with me,
you're dialoguing with them.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Why do you have me as a patient?
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Most legit people I know
wouldn't make eye contact with me.
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Butyou_.
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You didn't flinch.
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- Water's warm, come on in.
- Hey, Sammy. How are you?
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- I was just gonna make some coffee.
- Yeah?
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How's junior?
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Sit the fuck down! Down!
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That's how junior is, Sammy.
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I'm with little Jimmy altieri.
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Yeah, you paying Jimmy for this game?
Huh, Sammy?
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Are you paying someone for this game?
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Now the party's over.
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Junior soprano is the new boss...
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And he ain't respecting
old arrangements.
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Hey, you're lucky.
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You stayed slender. You could
buy it right off the rack.
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I want something special.
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The boys are having
a little time for me.
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You're wearing the suit
to the dinner, eh?
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These guys today want to be buried
in a jogging outfit.
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So how's your...
What's your oldest boy's name?
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- Rafael. "Ralphie."
- Yeah.
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- Good kid.
- Yeah.
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He lost his son, you know.
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What do you mean, "lost"?
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Just a fucking kid! A baby!
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What are we talking about here?
You lost your grandson?
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What are you gonna do with
these fucking animals...
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These drug dealers?
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He used to run around breaking balls.
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Dominic.
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My namesake.
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Did you know about this?
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What'd I say about this poison?
These kids shouldn't touch it!
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I read the paper every day about
these poor pricks overdosing.
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He didn't overdose, he killed himself.
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Fourteen years old.
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- Jesus!
- Was this at Patterson falls?
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Holy shit, that was your grandson?
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00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,926
- What?
- He took one of those designer drugs.
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Goes to the falls, takes a header
right off the fence.
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They said the current bashed his head
on rocks for days before he came up.
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And meanwhile, this piece of shit...
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He gets to walk the streets and
sell more of this stuff to young kids.
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Oh, really?
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What's this motherless fuck's name?
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- Even the coffee's old in here.
- How much can you complain?
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Eventually, you've got a broken hip.
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I want to give you a macchinetta.
It's the only way to get good coffee.
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What are you wearing?
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You smell like a French putain.
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It's canoe. Johnny wore canoe.
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Morning, Livia.
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- Oh, good morning.
- Morning.
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- Yeah, hi.
- New arrival?
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Go ahead, keep moving, fella.
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I'm happy for you, junior.
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I know how long you waited
to be made boss.
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00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,953
Just don't let certain people
take advantage of you...
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Like they did to Johnny.
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What certain people?
Nobody got over on Johnny.
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Nobody's gonna get over on me.
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How's your Jewish friend?
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Hesh? What about him?
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00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:31,594
- Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses?
- He owns a horse farm.
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He's Tony's friend, not mine.
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- What have you got against him?
- Who, me? Nothing.
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Johnny liked him.
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And my son thinks every word that
comes out of his mouth is pure gold.
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Are you telling me that since
I'm the new boss, I should tax hesh?
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Boy, Anthony must've really gotten
under your collar. Admit it.
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00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,711
You want to crack his cog/ioni
for putting you in here.
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00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,089
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah.
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00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,384
And I'm playing shortstop
for the mets.
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00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,305
All right, watch the balls!
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What is the matter?
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Tony's cannoli doesn't
want to stand up?
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Tony's cannoli's tired.
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But I can make it happen, baby.
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I know.
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Just, maybe...
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So how's your job?
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What?
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Since when do you care?
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Can't I be nice?
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All right...
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Forget it.
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You don't want to talk? Fine.
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00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,563
Here, go with somebody
who gives a fuck.
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00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,440
I'm not a fucking whore!
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00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,026
Stick your money up your ass!
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00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:14,447
- I don't know what's wrong...
- There's nothing wrong with me!
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00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,741
Just wanted to talk, that's all!
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00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,953
Talking with you,
I might as well be a fucking dildo!
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00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,915
If you were a dildo,
we wouldn't be fighting.
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00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,459
What does that mean,
you fucking refugee?
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00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,253
What does that mean?
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00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,131
Come here.
139
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:35,635
Want to fight me? Knock you out!
You fucking communist cunt!
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00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,350
Yeah, same to you!
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00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,479
You fucking burned me!
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00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,275
How you doing?
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00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,654
What do you got, Andrea?
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00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,039
- Clabby?
- Hearts.
145
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,250
Jump in, the water's warm.
146
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:10,420
Child's play. Pound a point.
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00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,510
- Hesh is outside.
- Tell him to come in.
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00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,014
He says he needs a word with you.
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00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:24,601
What the fuck?
You eat more queens than Lancelot.
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00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,525
What's up?
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00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,195
- Let's walk.
- That serious?
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00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,867
- You spoke to your uncle lately?
- Junior?
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00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,788
No. I don't know. Why, what's up?
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00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,834
- Your father was a fair man.
- What's that got to do with junior?
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00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,669
Junior's not so fair.
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00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:55,632
Sometimes I wish you'd just get
to the point. What'd he do?
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00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,800
He's taxing me, Tony.
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He's taxing you?
When did this happen?
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00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,347
Today.
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Did you tell him you
operate without tax?
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00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,477
That my father loved you
and respected you?
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00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,980
That 10 cents of every dollar
in his kick is from you?
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00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:17,111
My uncle's boss of the family
10 minutes, already I got agita!
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00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,073
What'd you say?
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00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,451
It's a reasonable request
but an unreasonable figure.
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00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,828
What do you mean,
reasonable request?
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00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,789
He's the boss now, Tony.
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00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:31,459
He calls the tune, we dance to it.
That's the way it's done.
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00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:35,255
You can either respect that
or change the rules.
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Tony, I came over here to tell you
with all this bullshit going on...
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I can't stay in this area.
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Where you gonna go?
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Come on.
I consider my royalty checks.
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I wrote six gold records.
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No, a couple of black kids did.
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You just gave yourself a cowriting
credit. Come on, heshie.
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I know you. You leave this,
you're gonna kill yourself.
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00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,282
How much does he want?
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00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,910
500 large. Plus, two points
monthly on my shy.
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00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,581
All right.
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Do me a favor, sit tight for now.
Let me think about it for a while.
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How was that, baby?
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You are the best.
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00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,114
Come here.
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00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,119
Tony, I love your cannoli.
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00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,706
You okay?
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00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,793
Yeah, I'm okay.
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Go back to sleep.
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00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,134
Sure you're all right?
190
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,603
So, what do you want New York to do?
191
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,980
Junior can't know that we talked.
192
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,526
He's gotta think that hesh came
to you on his own, by himself.
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00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,696
You are still running things.
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00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,535
The arrangement, whatever it is,
can't be insulting to my uncle.
195
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,829
Hesh has got to pay something.
196
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,123
I just haven't decided what.
197
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,507
I gotta get back. We'll talk later.
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How's the veal?
199
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,683
It's like rubber.
200
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,560
Yeah?
201
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,607
Tastes all right to me.
202
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,110
Want something else?
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00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,086
Don't look at me.
204
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,714
Compliments of Johnny sack.
205
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,139
Why don't you spend the rest
of our anniversary with him?
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00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,726
I was over there for 10
frigging minutes, carmela.
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00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,729
- Don't do this.
- All right, Tony.
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At least I know where I stand.
209
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,403
Why do you always gotta
be so dramatic?
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Oh, here we go.
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All right, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
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00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,537
You don't even know what
you're apologizing for.
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00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,415
It's our anniversary, Tony.
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Ours. Not yours, mine and
Johnny-fucking-sack's.
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Ours.
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I thought we could get a room
at the Plaza like last year or...
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00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,551
I don't know. I don't...
218
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,479
I'm sorry, carmela.
219
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:08,152
I just got a lot on my mind
and I'm not thinking straight.
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00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,114
Hey...
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I'm sorry.
222
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,706
Should I call the Plaza?
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00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,625
Come on.
224
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,878
No, let's go home.
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00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,433
Hey, come here.
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00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,770
Carm, what do you want me to say?
227
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,772
Tell me. I'm lost at sea here!
228
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,651
You've changed, Tony.
And I resent it.
229
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:53,197
It's destroying what little
self-esteem I have left.
230
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,324
Sometimes I think you skeeve me.
231
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,159
I skeeve you?
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You're the mother of my children.
How could I?
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You see what I'm talking about?
There.
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"You're the mother of my children."
I'm just someone you procreated with.
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00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,965
You know it could be the Prozac.
236
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:15,136
Ginny torrelli's been on it for years,
and she'd hump a fire hydrant.
237
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,847
Dr. Melfi said it had
different side effects.
238
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,683
Oh. She told you that?
239
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,993
Before we start today's session...
240
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,537
We need to address the coffee.
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It's not appropriate
of me to take gifts.
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00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,003
- It's a cup of coffee.
- Let's just make a rule, okay?
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No gifts.
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00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,510
- Does this mean I can't drink mine?
- No.
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00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,012
Oh, I'm sorry.
246
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:03,309
I usually have my answering service on,
but I have a car emergency.
247
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,977
Yes?
248
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,065
What does that mean, "diagnostic"?
249
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,902
I just want to know what's
wrong with my car.
250
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,197
No. No, don't do anything.
251
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,158
No, I want to get a second opinion.
252
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,580
I'll take my chances. Thank you.
253
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,334
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
254
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,003
It's all right.
255
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,215
So how's it going?
256
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,134
Real good.
257
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,555
I think I may flush the medication,
you know?
258
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,974
See if the changes I'm feeling
are for real.
259
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,353
Why would you do that?
The Prozac seems to be working.
260
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,938
That might be the problem.
261
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:53,234
- It might be working overtime.
- What do you mean?
262
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,699
- I'm having a...
- Reaction?
263
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,244
You know, a side effect
from the stuff.
264
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,371
We talked about that.
265
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,249
Some people get insomnia.
266
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,794
Others, a stomachache or headaches.
267
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,379
But it usually passes.
268
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,799
But are there any other side effects
that you know of?
269
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,803
Some people experience
a diminished libido.
270
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,140
They have a hard time getting
or maintaining...
271
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,809
- Bingo!
- I see.
272
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:31,147
You know, not all impotence
is a result of the medication.
273
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,568
- There's something wrong with me?
- Have you had a prostate exam?
274
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,404
I don't even let anybody
wag their finger in my face.
275
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,951
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed.
276
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,494
Don't apologize.
277
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,164
- —Oh, boy.
- You got a nice laugh.
278
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:52,460
- All right, let's be serious.
- Hey. I'm serious.
279
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:58,966
You know that depression is also
a leading factor in impotence.
280
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:04,430
In the morning or at night
do you ever have an erection?
281
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,390
You could set your clock to it.
282
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,935
Okay, so we know it's not
a physical problem.
283
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,780
- Put that in after the credenza.
- Yes, ma'am.
284
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,658
What's going on?
285
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,869
Yeah, I bought some furniture.
286
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,206
Let's just move into roche bobois,
save the delivery charge.
287
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,707
Fine, I'll send it back.
288
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,794
No. But you've been spending
like a drunken sailor.
289
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,587
I said I'll send it back.
290
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,381
Mother of Christ,
I didn't say that, did I?
291
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,467
Jesus!
292
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,556
You shouldn't be telling my uncle
how to run things.
293
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:52,394
You think I got the balls to tell
your uncle how he should run things?
294
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:56,232
I shouldn't expect to see
the statue of Liberty again if I did.
295
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,070
All right, look, Tony...
296
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:05,407
Hesh isn't only a friend of
you guys, he's a friend of ours.
297
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:08,077
Somebody has to step in
so he doesn't get fucked.
298
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,204
I never said, "fucked."
299
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:15,042
You should've come to me first,
airing your dirty laundry in public.
300
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,754
How would it look if I went
to you after I spoke to him?
301
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,589
Now he's got a point.
302
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,550
Bottom line is...
303
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,511
What are we gonna do?
304
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,852
You have a suggestion?
305
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:37,147
If there are any flies on you,
they're paying fucking rent.
306
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,612
500's a little steep
for back taxes, no?
307
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:49,201
The 2 percent of his action,
that's up to you. It affects Tony...
308
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,161
As much as hesh.
309
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,081
I'm not out to hurt anyone.
310
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,167
God forbid I get in the way
of someone earning.
311
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,630
One and a half on the shy business
and 300 on the back tax.
312
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:02,798
250.
313
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:12,141
Hold on to your cock when you
negotiate with these desert people.
314
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:16,312
250.
315
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,231
All right.
316
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,132
Mr. Soprano.
317
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,351
You want sex?
318
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,522
Go back to sleep.
319
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:16,747
You know, you have a nice body.
You should make it work for you more.
320
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,374
Oh, really?
321
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,709
Yeah, you reveal too much.
322
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:23,212
You don't want other men
looking at me?
323
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:26,131
No, when you're not with me,
you do what you want.
324
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:31,136
But I'm saying maybe you could
wear a nice businesslike outfit.
325
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,389
I think I could get into that.
326
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,724
- You want me to dress like a man?
- No.
327
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,644
I don't want you to dress like a man.
328
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:42,731
I'm just saying maybe wear something
a little more professional.
329
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,316
Like you're in business.
330
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:47,736
- Well, fuck you, Tony. I'm no whore.
- No.
331
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:51,657
That's not what I mean, not like
you're in the whore business...
332
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,200
Oh, forget it.
333
00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:58,080
Come here.
334
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,920
Is everyone in my life
bananas or what?
335
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,340
Get over here!
336
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,095
- Come...
- Go jerk off!
337
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,515
Yeah. Go jerk off.
338
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,018
Look at this. She burned me.
339
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,020
That's not good.
340
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,689
What led up to that?
341
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:25,733
Carmela can be pretty violent.
342
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,529
This added problem
that I've been having...
343
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:34,616
I just thought we needed
to spice things up a little bit.
344
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:39,955
If it's not the Prozac, then maybe
I just need a little jump-start.
345
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:43,584
I suggested that maybe she dress
a little different.
346
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:46,378
- Something titillating?
- Yeah.
347
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,005
Maybe it'd help.
348
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,050
So I suggested to her...
349
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:52,593
Not demanded...
350
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,678
Suggested...
351
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,015
You know, maybe dress
a little sexier.
352
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:03,228
- But carmela can be very sensitive.
- Maybe she felt it degraded her.
353
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,981
Not all women are into sexy lingerie.
354
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:08,317
It's not about dressing like that.
355
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,152
Then what are we talking about?
356
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:14,448
Some women are sexier when
they dress simple.
357
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,742
You know, understated.
358
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,661
And I don't mean...
359
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,709
Fuck it, I don't know what I mean.
360
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,507
Like you.
361
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,759
How like me?
362
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,511
You play it down.
363
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:42,559
Now, it's obvious you got
a killer body under there.
364
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:43,936
Don't get me wrong.
365
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:48,023
- All right.
- Not only do you play it down...
366
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,486
But you're gentle.
367
00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,366
Sweet-sounding.
368
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,744
Like a mandolin.
369
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:08,502
Anthony.
370
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,887
Unfortunately,
we have to stop now.
371
00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:22,141
I think it's important
that we talk about this.
372
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,561
Do you think you could come back
later this afternoon?
373
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,443
Till Tuesday.
374
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,238
Okay?
375
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,245
Yeah, all right.
376
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,248
See you Tuesday.
377
00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:56,068
It's the oddest thing.
I've had this problem for weeks.
378
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,780
But this morning, I get in
and it starts right up.
379
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,698
And then again at the deli.
380
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,408
Looks fine.
381
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,745
Are you sure?
I was told I need a new starter.
382
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:09,706
Lady...
383
00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:15,170
As much as I might wish to Rob you,
I won't try to replace a new starter.
384
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,214
- What do you mean, "new"?
- New.
385
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:20,175
It has everything but
the price tag hanging from it.
386
00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:28,725
I didn't do nothing!
387
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,812
Poor kid committed suicide
up here because of you.
388
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,022
- You fucking know me!
- I know you.
389
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:40,445
Listen, big boy. Listen to me,
I'm gonna give you a break.
390
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:43,865
I'm gonna give you a break.
When I toss you over...
391
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:48,870
When I toss you over, if you fly,
I won't shoot you down. Deal?
392
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,607
Well, my goodness.
393
00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:21,028
What happened here?
394
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,615
Some sad shit.
395
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:28,493
Motherfucker said he didn't
want to live no more.
396
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,620
Jumped.
397
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,588
How much you give him?
398
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:56,480
I thought I was the only one junior
could make look like that.
399
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,235
All right, let me hear it.
400
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:05,614
Rusty Irish.
401
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,407
What about him?
402
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:08,950
Took a header off the falls.
403
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:11,870
It's the closest that junkie
ever got to a bath.
404
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,248
I got news for you. That
junkie was my biggest earner.
405
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:19,920
He moved more cards than 10 guys
put together. And another thing:
406
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:23,632
He should've checked with me
before he did a favor for Capri.
407
00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:26,468
You're losing me.
408
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,221
Irish sold Capri's grandson that shit.
409
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:33,850
- You created a Frankenstein in junior.
- I created?
410
00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:37,020
We agreed to let junior have his day.
411
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:41,191
"Let him be the lightning rod,
and when somebody goes down...
412
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,319
He's not a young man with a family."
We agreed.
413
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:47,155
We agreed, but who expected
to get raped?
414
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:51,493
When Jackie was boss, it all
evened out at the end of the day.
415
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,413
But your uncle, Madonna,
does he eat alone!
416
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,665
He doesn't even pass the salt.
417
00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:02,337
What about Sammy grigio's card game?
Mikey beat him up. That ain't right.
418
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:05,215
Even a broken clock is right
twice a day.
419
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:08,969
Junior had a position.
That game wasn't paying anybody.
420
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:13,348
The minute Sammy grigio used Jimmy's
name, it should've been end of story.
421
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,100
That's right.
422
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:21,273
- What do you want me to do?
- We made our bed, we sleep in it.
423
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:24,317
How long will we kick upstairs
without it hurting?
424
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,446
Something, anything should
trickle down over here, no?
425
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:31,199
All we want you to do is talk to him.
426
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:33,869
After all, he's your uncle. Come on.
427
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:35,454
That's right.
428
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,261
- Who is it?
- It's me, ma.
429
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,222
- Who?
- Anthony.
430
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,475
Open the door.
431
00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:06,067
I thought it was the activities lady.
She's a real pain in the ass.
432
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,944
Playing bingo, Livia?
433
00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:10,197
Oh, not tonight, honey.
434
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,782
You know, she's a degenerate gambler.
435
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,410
Milly. Milly?
436
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,537
My son.
437
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,998
Handsome.
438
00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:31,635
So how's it going?
439
00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,179
Oh, what can I say?
440
00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:35,972
Hey, this is great!
441
00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:39,809
You only need that broken reading lamp
you had by the phone at home.
442
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,562
And I got it downstairs.
I can bring it.
443
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:43,730
Listen!
444
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:46,274
Oh, she's driving me crazy!
445
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,818
- Who?
- Next door!
446
00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,445
There it is again.
447
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,785
That's enough water!
How much water does she need?
448
00:33:56,993 --> 00:34:01,623
She runs the water all day.
Water, water, water!
449
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:04,793
I'm living next door to gunga din!
450
00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,963
I went to ferrara's.
I got you biscotti.
451
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,381
- Almonds?
- Yeah.
452
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,716
All right. Leave them there.
453
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:15,178
I'll take them downstairs
later for my coffee.
454
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,851
Uncle jun been by?
455
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:27,148
Oh, once in a while.
It makes him uncomfortable here.
456
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:31,611
He's got a lot on his mind. More
responsibilities means more headaches.
457
00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:34,406
Better men than him had to work hard.
458
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:35,615
Yeah?
459
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,534
He'll be all right.
460
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:40,412
If he remembers who his friends are.
461
00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:46,293
I'd hate to see him mess up.
He's been waiting a long time.
462
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:47,752
What do you mean?
463
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:51,464
It's not a business that
forgives bad decisions.
464
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:54,801
And I hate to see him making
wrong moves, you know.
465
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:59,639
- Especially at the beginning.
- Why you telling me? Tell him.
466
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,850
Ma, you got his ear.
467
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:04,185
He listens to you.
468
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,730
I don't know that world.
469
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,648
No, of course not.
470
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,611
But if anything, you know,
were to come up, that's all.
471
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,613
I don't want to get involved.
472
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:18,366
If you have something to say to
your uncle, bring it up to him.
473
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:25,040
- Oh, I wish the lord would take me.
- Come on, ma.
474
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:29,377
There's plenty of nice gents
that want a date with you.
475
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,379
Look. I'm going downstairs.
476
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:36,384
I'm going downstairs before that
che bruta activities lady finds me.
477
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,386
You want coffee?
478
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:41,056
- Yeah, all right.
- Bring the cookies!
479
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:46,353
Carmela, I don't want to sound
like religion is a cure-all...
480
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,648
But if Tony got more
involved with the church...
481
00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:53,193
It may help to expedite things
in his therapy.
482
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,905
What's killing me is that
this is a self-inflicted wound.
483
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,823
I pushed for it.
484
00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:02,494
I could deal with the goomars.
I knew I was better than them.
485
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:08,124
As stupid as it sounds, I viewed them
as a form of masturbation for him.
486
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,252
I couldn't give him what
he needed all the time.
487
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,422
You're a man.
You know that thirst.
488
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:20,220
I was too busy with the house
and the kids to quench it.
489
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,391
But this psychiatrist...
490
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,310
You know, she's not just a goomar.
491
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:32,941
Now I feel like he's really cheating
and I'm the one who's thirsty.
492
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,653
I'm not gonna stay in a marriage
that's made...
493
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,031
Let's not even think about that.
494
00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:45,870
Divorce is for those who never intended
on dying married in the first place.
495
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,626
You know, carm, we reap what we sow.
496
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,129
What do you mean?
497
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:57,340
You admit to accepting
his dalliances in the past.
498
00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,592
Schifosas. They meant nothing.
499
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:04,723
But you said it was like they were
"lightening the workload"...
500
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:08,518
Providing a wife's duty
when you were too busy.
501
00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:10,979
You practically welcomed it.
502
00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:15,525
Now, I want you to pray...
503
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:20,530
To our holy mother, ask her
for guidance and forgiveness...
504
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:24,117
So that you can get through
this as a couple.
505
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:29,122
You're not without sin
in this, carmela.
506
00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:32,459
So she's out of control.
507
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:36,045
She spends money like we're
the sopranos of park Avenue.
508
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,591
But you've noticed her.
Which may have been the point.
509
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,180
Look, before we run out of time...
510
00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:49,768
I'd like to discuss what happened
when we were here last week.
511
00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:55,356
How's your car?
512
00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,278
Did you steal my car
and have it fixed?
513
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:07,285
- We had an agreement, no gifts.
- I didn't want you to get robbed.
514
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:08,870
It was you.
515
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:13,082
You had no right to steal my car.
516
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,002
I've been scared to death.
517
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:17,378
Why? —why?
518
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:21,049
It's a violation of my privacy.
What else have you done?
519
00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:26,638
Answer me.
520
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,434
I love you.
521
00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:34,062
- Anthony.
- I'm in love with you.
522
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:38,066
I'm sorry. It's just the way it is.
523
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,068
- Okay. Let me talk.
- No.
524
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,320
It's not the Prozac.
525
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,865
I dream about you.
526
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,785
I think about you all the time.
527
00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:51,079
I can't get excited about
other women.
528
00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,415
There's nothing else to say.
529
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,211
I love you.
530
00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:00,213
Let me start here.
531
00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:03,550
I know this may be very hard
for you to swallow.
532
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:08,179
But you're only feeling this way
because we've made such progress.
533
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:11,474
- What?
- I've been gentle. That's my job.
534
00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:15,812
I listen. That's what I do best.
535
00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:19,190
I've been a broad, generic,
sympathetic woman to you...
536
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,277
Because that's what
this work calls for.
537
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:28,867
You've made me all of the things
you feel are missing in your wife.
538
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,661
And in your mother.
539
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:42,505
You're making me out to be
some fucking mama's boy.
540
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:44,632
I'm a man.
541
00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,885
And you're a woman.
542
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:49,220
End of story.
543
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,974
And this crap about Freud and...
544
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:57,520
Every boy wanting to have sex with
his mother, that's not gonna fly here.
545
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,064
I didn't say that.
546
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:03,026
I want to make sure
we understand each other.
547
00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,486
Yeah, we understand each other.
548
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:10,074
You don't love me.
549
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,248
You don't want me
to come back anymore.
550
00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:19,459
It's quite the opposite.
551
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:23,504
This is all a by-product of progress.
552
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,673
Has someone been following me?
553
00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:29,677
Okay, forget it.
554
00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:33,181
I'll see you next week.
555
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,360
All right, let's go!
556
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:48,655
- Listen, uncle junior...
- You could've made the pros.
557
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:52,200
You could've done it.
You had a swing like Joe d.
558
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:53,785
- You're crazy.
- What?
559
00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:55,536
You think I'm shitting you?
560
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:58,957
- I could barely hit .250.
- Because you didn't want it.
561
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:02,794
Too busy chasing skirt.
Chasing skirt, your average was .500.
562
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:06,506
- Yeah, what happened?
- What did you want to talk about?
563
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:09,133
Octavian.
564
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:14,055
- You know, Augustus.
- You fucking with me?
565
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:17,517
No. Octavian became Augustus.
566
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,562
Forget about that.
567
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:26,234
Bottom line: Augustus was a Caesar.
And everybody loved him, right?
568
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:30,154
- You know why?
- I don't know that I give a fuck.
569
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:34,450
Everybody loved him because
he never ate alone. Cap/sci?
570
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,412
It was the longest time of peace
in Rome's history.
571
00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:41,416
He was a fair leader and all
his people loved him for that.
572
00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:44,168
Is this the one that
they stabbed in the back?
573
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:47,130
No, that was Julius.
Talking about Augustus.
574
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:50,633
He shared his wealth and
all his people loved him.
575
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:52,677
You said that three times.
576
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:56,139
I heard it. His people loved him.
What's your point?
577
00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:02,562
Remember when you told me
about the bull and his son?
578
00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,940
They're looking out
at a bunch of cows.
579
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:10,361
The son says, "dad, why don't we
run down and fuck one of these cows?"
580
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,946
What did the dad say?
581
00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:17,452
The father says, "son, why don't we
walk down there and fuck them all?"
582
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:22,206
I told you that?
"Why don't we fuck them all."
583
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:23,916
That's funny.
584
00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:27,378
Okay, I get your point.
585
00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:30,798
Why all of this fucking
Augustus-octavian shit?
586
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,383
I don't know.
587
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:36,637
Are you okay? You've been
acting mezzo morto lately.
588
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,182
I ain't seen you like that for years.
589
00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:44,020
I'm okay. It's just bullshit stuff.
Don't worry about it.
590
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,690
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.
591
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:55,448
Junior took your 250 and
split it amongst the top five guys.
592
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,366
So he doesn't look greedy.
593
00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:58,785
- Smart move.
- Yeah.
594
00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:01,204
Your uncle may be another
Harry Truman.
595
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:04,207
- What's that mean?
- Truman had a big job thrust on him.
596
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:08,711
He didn't want it, but in the end
he made some pretty wise decisions.
597
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,214
Your uncle may be the right man.
598
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:14,217
I fucking hope so.
599
00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,511
I'll tell you, I don't want the job.
600
00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:18,596
Let junior die from the stress.
601
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,141
That's what gave Jackie the cancer,
god rest his soul.
602
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,852
"Boss." fuck it, who needs it?
603
00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:37,156
It's nice here.
604
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:40,701
I can't stand the smell.
The shit, flies all over.
605
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:44,872
But I could watch them for hours.
There's a kind of beauty to it.
606
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:46,207
I envy them.
607
00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:48,626
- I wouldn't go that far.
- I would.
608
00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:53,714
They got no bills, no headaches,
no family cazzi running around.
609
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:56,509
One horse likes another one,
they fuck. That's it.
610
00:43:56,759 --> 00:44:00,304
No problems. No hundred questions.
No guilt.
611
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,643
I don't know what I'm talking about.
612
00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:08,896
So junior split my money
and spread it around?
613
00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,650
- Yeah.
- Five bosses, 50 a pop.
614
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,985
Not a bad day's pay.
615
00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:18,406
Still, I wish it wasn't your money.
616
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,909
You know, it makes me feel terrible.
617
00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:25,872
What?
618
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:31,419
You old fucking Jew.
619
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:34,881
Here's my share.
I don't want to profit off you.
620
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:41,012
Never entered my mind.
621
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:04,118
Dr. Melfi, there's nothing there,
you know.
622
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,579
You don't have to explain
nothing, Tony.
623
00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:14,378
In psychiatry, apparently what you're
feeling is not what you're feeling.
624
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:17,381
And what you're not feeling
is your real agenda.
625
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:34,774
- You're gonna stick with it, right?
- I don't know.
626
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,817
I think you should.
627
00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:38,527
You do?
628
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:43,950
I was jealous.
629
00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:47,036
- I should've...
- Wait, let me finish, Tony.
630
00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:51,624
I've been thinking a lot about this.
631
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:57,046
I was jealous of her ability
to help you.
632
00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:01,342
To be a sort of salvation to you.
633
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:03,886
I talked to father Phil and...
634
00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:08,015
I want to be that woman
in your life.
635
00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:17,400
Carm, you're not just in my life...
636
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:20,528
You are my life.
637
00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:26,575
Come here.
638
00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:46,804
I'm no good at speeches.
639
00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:50,057
Owe him a dime,
you'll hear some great speeches.
640
00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:53,269
Shit. Shut up, let me talk.
641
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:55,229
Go ahead. I was only kidding.
642
00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:58,399
I'd like everybody
to raise their glasses.
643
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,744
Okay.
644
00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:15,499
Taught me as much as anybody,
except for maybe my father.
645
00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:20,254
Even if he wasn't my uncle...
646
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,424
I'd be standing here saying:
647
00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,176
"To our new boss."
648
00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:27,762
Salute.
649
00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:31,932
To junior.
650
00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:34,185
Junior.
651
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,355
To junior.
652
00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:39,440
Salute.
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