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IS EVERYBODY READY ? YES, JUNE.
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I'LL THREAD IT UP.
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OKAY, REFRESHMENTS ON THE TABLE. EVERYBODY COMFORTABLE ?
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YES. ♪♪
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NO REMARKS THIS YEAR, OKAY ? JESUS !
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OH, NO. THE CAMERA IS READY TO ROLL.
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AND LOOK AT MY BOY ! IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY--
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AAH !
OH, FUCK IT.
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YEOW ! HEE HEE HEE !
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LIGHTS ! CAMERA !
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♪♪ ACTION !
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♪♪ OHH ! HERE'S JOSH !
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♪♪ THERE'S MY BUDDY. ALL RIGHT.
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♪♪ LOOK AT THAT SMILE. I WAS A REALLY CUTE KID.
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♪♪ THERE'S GRANDPA.
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OH, HEY, HEY. HERE'S WHERE WE FIRST MET, IVAN. REMEMBER THAT ?
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GIVE ME THAT.
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SORRY, GUY.
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THERE ARE THOSE TWO NEGRO PERFORMERS, THE STINKY MOATS.
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SWANKY MODES ! OH, YEAH.
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I GOT IT. THE SWANKY MODES.
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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THEM, ANYWAY ?
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THEY'RE LEGENDS, JUNE.
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TIPS OUT, TIPS OUT, SLAP ME, UNDERNEATH !
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DON'T DO THAT !
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OH, TOUGH BREAK.
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BABE RUTH PLAY-OFFS. COME ON, JOSH, GET THAT BIG HIT.
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THIS IS WHEN HE STRUCK OUT.
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BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, BASES LOADED. WE LOST THE SECTION 3 DIVISION.
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FOUR-C REGIONALS.
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STRIKE THREE ! YOU'RE OUT ! GET OVER IT.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU BUNT ? YOU STRUCK OUT ! SWUNG AWAY !
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I TOLD YOU TO BUNT ! YOU SAID SWING AWAY.
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SECOND PLACE. WHAT WAS THAT, HONEY ?
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A HIGH-GAIN RADIO FREQUENCY ELECTROSTATIC STORAGE UNIT.
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CAN YOU SEE IT ? LOOK.
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WHAT WAS YOURS, IVAN ? AN EDIBLE TUBER.
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A POTATO. A POTATO.
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DENISE TRATTAGLIA, MY FIRST LOVE.
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SHE'S A PHYSICAL THERAPIST NOW. DID YOU KNOW THAT ?
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I REALLY LIKED PEGGY CORNISH.
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HOW MANY STITCHES DID SHE GET, JOSH ?
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HEY. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. IT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO ANYBODY.
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PROM NIGHT IN THE EMERGENCY WARD HAVING HER BREAST STITCHED UP.
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WHAT A DATE. SHUT UP !
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LOOK AT THESE CLOWNS.
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WATCH, WATCH. WATCH THE CAR. WATCH !
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I'M WATCHING ! I'VE SEEN IT.
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THIS IS THE PART-- THIS GETS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME.
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I JUST FEEL LIKE CRYING.
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HERE'S THE PART THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME WANNA PUKE.
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NOT A HALF BAD FILM,
JOSHIE BOY.
GETS BETTER EVERY YEAR.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY.THANKS, MOM.
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NOT HALF BAD ? IT'S CRAP ! CRUMMY, LOUSY SENIOR CLASS PROJECT !
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WHAT'S HE DONE SINCE ?
NOTHIN' !
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SIDNEY !ZERO.
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DAD. SIDNEY.
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- HAVE YOU CALLED STU BEAUMONT ?
- DAD, I DON'T THINK I'D REALLY
BE HAPPY AT H&R BLOCK.
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HAPPY ?SIDNEY, DON'T START.
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- I GOTTA GO, MOM. COME ON, IVAN, WE'RE LATE.
- I'LL SAVE THE CAKE FOR YOU.
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DAD PUT HIS FINGERS IN IT !
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN
LET HIM HAVE A PIECE
OF HIS BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
STARTING THINGS ?
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I ASKED HIM
TO CALL STU BEAUMONT.
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JOSH, AFTER SEEING THAT FILM
OF YOURS FOR THE FOURTH TIME
IN FOUR YEARS,
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I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION
THAT YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING
I'M DOING.
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YOU GOT ME
THIS SECURITY JOB.
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BUT THERE'S
A BIG DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
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I GOT A SHITTY JOB,
BUT I KNOW
IT'S A SHITTY JOB.
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YOU,
YOU GOT NO AMBITION.
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YOU'RE CONTENT
JUST EXISTING.
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- YOU NEED WHAT I GOT, MAN.
- HERPES ?
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NO. BALLS.
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- YOU BOYS ARE 3 MINUTES LATE.
- I KNOW, SIR, BUT
JOSH HAS A VERY GOOD EXCUSE.
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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TELL HIM, JOSH ?
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YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME.
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YOU SEE, IT'S, UM--
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THREE MINUTES
IS FIVE PERCENT OF AN HOUR.
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UH, YEAH, UM--
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IT'S KIND OF
UNBELIEVABLE, UH--
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ANYBODY ELSE WHO HAD
SAVED PABLO CASALS,
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PERHAPS THE GREATEST
CELLIST IN THE WORLD,
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF YO-YO MA,
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FROM A FIERY CAR WRECK
ON SUNSET BOULEVARD
WOULD BE BRAGGING ABOUT IT.
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BUT NOT JOSH.
HE DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL
THE 11:00 NEWS FOR YOU.
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DON'T BULLSHIT ME.
I'M A BIG CELLO FAN !
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CASALS DIED YEARS AGO !
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NOW GET OUTTA HERE, BOYS,
AND MAN YOUR STATIONS.
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MOVE IT !
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ARE YOU CRAZY ?MM-HMM.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
AT OUR STATIONS.
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DON'T WORRY.
I GOT IT COVERED.
COVERED ?
NORTON CAN SEE EVERYTHING.
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NO, HE CAN'T.
I DID THAT WIRE-SWITCHING
THING YOU SHOWED ME.
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YOU REPATCHED
THE DIGITAL FRAME STORER WITH
THE RECYCLE PROGRAM ?
YEP.
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- DID IT WORK ?
- I HOPE SO.
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IVAN !
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IVAN,
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
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LET'S GO !
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HERE HE IS !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOSH !
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WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE ?I GUESS THEY SAW THE AD.
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NO, YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE.
THIS IS A HIGH-SECURITY COMPLEX.
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IVAN !
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THE LATEST CASUALTY IN A RASH OF HOSTILE TAKEOVERS...
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IS THE U.S.
POSTAL SERVICE.
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- IT WORKS.
- WHAT ?
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WHAT WORKS ?
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OH, UH, WE WORK.
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RIGHT, SIR ?
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TAKE OVER.THANK YOU.
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...AND IS SPIRALING TOWARD
EARTH AT INCREDIBLE SPEED.
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NASA ADVISES US, HOWEVER, THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALARM--
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OH, NO.
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OH, GEEZ.
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THE DJ HAS ARRIVED !
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IVAN, DON'T YOU THINK THIS
IS GETTING OUT OF HAND ?
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YEAH, DON'T MENTION IT.♪♪
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SWANKY MODES !
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♪♪F-TAK !
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♪♪ UNO, DOS, QUATRO !
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♪♪YEAH ! SUCK ON THIS,
STU BEAUMONT !
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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT I'D FIND THAT SPECIAL GIRL ♪
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♪♪ VERY IMPRESSIVE, J.T.
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♪♪BUT HERE'S MY CHANCE !
I GOTS TO DANCE !
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♪♪IS THIS RECORDING ?
IS THIS THING RECORDING ?
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♪ IN A GOLDFISH BOWL
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♪ THAT'S WHEN YOU HOOKED ♪ HOOKED
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♪ ON ME, BABY
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♪ THREW A NET AROUND MY HEART ♪
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♪ I SAY, YOU HOOKED ♪ HOOKED
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♪ ON ME, LADY
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♪ NOW WE'LL NEVER, EVER
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♪ NEVER, NEVER DRIFT APART
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♪ YEAH
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HAH ! ♪ THAT LADY KISSED A FROG
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♪ AND HE TURNED INTO A PRINCE ♪
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♪ THEN SHE KISSED PEPE LE PEW ♪
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♪ AND THAT SKUNK START SPEAKIN' FRENCH ♪
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♪ I'LL BE WAITIN' WITH MY LIPS ALL PUCKERED ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER
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♪ AND NOT YO' SUCKER
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♪ THAT'S WHEN YOU HOOKED ♪ HOOKED
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♪ ON ME, BABY
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♪ THREW A NET AROUND MY HEART ♪
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♪ I SAY, YOU HOOKED ♪ HOOKED
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♪ ON ME, LADY
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♪ NOW WE'LL NEVER, EVER
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♪ NEVER, NEVER DRIFT APART ♪ DRIFT APART
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♪ OOH-HOO
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♪ YEAH-YEAH-YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
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♪ HOOKED ME, BABY ♪ I SAID, I SAID
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♪ I SAY, YOU HOOKED ME, BABY ♪ I SAY YOU HOOKED ME, BABY ♪♪
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DID YOU SEE
ANYTHING STRANGE ?
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NO.
STRANGE ? NO.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
NO ?
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I SAW A U.F.O.P.
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U.F.O.P. ?
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UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE
ON PREMISES.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T SEE NOBODY--
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BAIL, PIG DICK.
I'M COMMANDEERING THIS PUPPY.
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♪♪ IVAN !
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HOLD IT !
EVERYBODY LISTEN UP !
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LET'S ALL SHOW JOSH
WHAT WE THINK OF HIM.
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LET'S PITCH IN
AND HELP CLEAN UP.
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THEY LOVE YOU, MAN !
OW !
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AW, SHIT !
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♪ RVTV
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CLOSIN' TIME.
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LOSING THOSE JOBS
IS THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US.
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WE'RE FREE TO
PURSUE OUR DESTINY.
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WHAT, ABYSMAL FAILURE ?
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NEGATIVITY
FESTERS IN YOU, MAN.
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HOW'D YOU EVER GET
TO BE MY FRIEND ?
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OOH, CHECK THIS OUT.
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♪ I FEEL YOUR LOVE
ATTACKIN' ME ♪
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STUPID, INANE,
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VAPID, MIND-ROT,
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STENCH, PABLUM.
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YEAH,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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YOU COULD DO THAT.♪ I FEEL YOUR LOVE
ATTACKIN' ME ♪
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I COULD DO BETTER
THAN THAT.
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YOU'RE RIGHT !
YOU COULD !
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WHERE'S THAT VIDEO
YOU MADE TONIGHT ?
QUICK, GIVE IT TO ME.
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EASY, EASY.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT
YOU'RE A CREATIVE GENIUS ?
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
MAYBE HE'S NOT A GENIUS,
BUT HE CERTAINLY IS CREATIVE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ?
HE'S AN ARTIST.
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I'M UNEMPLOYED.ALL GOOD ARTISTS
ARE UNEMPLOYED.
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UNTIL THEY FIND A MANAGER,
A GUY LIKE ME WHO WILL MOLD
THEIR TALENTS INTO COLD CASH,
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A GUY WHO WILL TAP
INTO THAT VAST STORE
OF POTENTIAL...
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THAT LIES DORMANT
BENEATH THAT GRUBBY
LITTLE EXTERIOR.
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YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT.
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YEAH, WELL, THERE ARE A LOT
OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE
FULL OF SHIT MAKING MONEY,
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AND I'M NOT GONNA BE
THE EXCEPTION.
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THIS IS OUR TICKET,
AND YOU ARE GONNA START
MAKING MUSIC VIDEOS.
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ME ?
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WE'LL CALL OURSELVES--
WE'LL CALL OURSELVES
THE VIDEO GUYS.
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WE'LL CALL OURSELVES--BOTTOMS UP,
ACE.
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VIDEO ACES.
THAT'S WHAT WE'LL
CALL OURSELVES.
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VIDEO ACES.
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT ?
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WE ARE GOING TO BECOME
THE MOST SOUGHT-AFTER TEAM
ON EARTH.
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YOU GAVE UP JOBS
WITH SECURITY...
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FOR SHOW BUSINESS ?
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU,
SHOW BUSINESS IS A--
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LOUSY BUSINESS.
RIGHT.
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YEAH, BUT YOU'RE
IN SHOW BUSINESS.BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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I'M CONAN FROM
THE UNIVERSAL STUDIO TOURS.
THAT'S A GREAT JOB.
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AND FOR EVERYBODY IN THIS BUSINESS THAT MAKES IT LIKE ME, THERE'S A HUNDRED THAT DON'T.
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LOOK, DAD,
VIDEO IS THE FUTURE.
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WE CAN'T LOSE.
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HA !
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I'M GONNA MAKE HIM
EAT THAT SYLLABLE.
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ROSES ARE RED,
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VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
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THE RUSSIANS HAVE
SATELLITE LASER WEAPONS.
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WHY CAN'T WE TOO ?
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OKAY, KIDS.
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HIT IT !♪ RING AROUND THE ROSIE
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♪ POCKETFUL OF POSIES
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♪♪ ♪ ASHES, ASHES
WE ALL FALL DOWN ♪♪
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VOTE FOR NORMAN MART FOR PRESIDENT.
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HERE'S WHAT THE PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY.
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THE MAN KNOWS SOMETHIN'
ABOUT FOREIGN POLICY.
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THIS COUNTRY NEEDS
A WINNER.
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HE'S HONEST,
HE'S A GOOD POLITICIAN,
AND HE KNOWS ABOUT THE BOMB.
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BE LIKE ME--
VOTE FOR NORMAN MART
AND REPAVE AMERICA.
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SIDNEY !
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AAAAH !
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JOSH--
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WELCOME TO THE WORLD
CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS
OF VIDEO ACES.
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SORRY ABOUT THE APPEARANCE.
IT'S JUST TEMPORARY.
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HOW MANY PHONE LINES
DO YOU HAVE ? HI, MOM.
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WHAT IS THAT CABLE
DOING IN MY LIVING ROOM ?
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THAT'S JUST UNTIL
WE GET 220 INSTALLED
IN THE HOUSE, DAD.
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STU BEAUMONT TOLD ME YOU
FORGOT TO CALL HIM TODAY ! DAD, I--
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I FINALLY REALIZED WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME.
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I'M HAPPY. YOU HAPPY, MOM ?
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I DON'T THINK SO, SON.
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YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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SID, JOSH IS
A VISUAL VISIONARY.
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HE COMMUNICATES IN IMAGES,
NOT ANTIQUATED VERBOSITY.
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THAT COULD BE THE REASON
HE'S BEEN SO DIFFICULT
TO UNDERSTAND.
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WELL, I'M NOT GONNA BE
DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.
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YOU'RE GETTING THAT CRAP
OUT OF HERE NOW !
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NO ! THIS IS MY BIG OPPORTUNITY, AND I'M NOT GONNA BLOW IT !
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SIDNEY--OUT !
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COULD THIS
BE DANGEROUS ? OUT !
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COME ON.
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ENCINO TOWN HOUSE.
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NINETEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS.
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FUCK THAT.
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YOU KNOW, IN PRIMITIVE
SOCIETIES AFTER THEY SEVER
THE UMBILICAL CORD,
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THEY EAT THE PLACENTA
IN A RITUALISTIC CEREMONY.
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WANT A BITE ?
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LET'S HEAD DOWNTOWN.
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WE'LL FIND SOMETHING THERE
THAT'S CHEAPER.
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SMOGGY, HARSH, UGLY,
RAT-INFESTED.
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THIS PLACE
LOOKS PRETTY WEIRD, IVAN.
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HI !
THE DOOR WAS OPEN !
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WE'RE HERE
ABOUT THE LOFT.
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YOU GUYS
WANNA SHARE THIS SPACE ?
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UH--
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WELL, WE DID.
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BUT WE HAVE
SOME VERY SPECIFIC NEEDS.
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THERE IS OUR CORPORATE IMAGE
TO THINK ABOUT, SECURITY--
I MEAN, THAT DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN.
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POWER-- ACCESS TO POWER. YOU UNDERSTAND.
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OF COURSE, WE ALSO
WOULD'VE HAD TO WORK OUT...
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SOME KIND OF
MUTUALLY SATISFACTORY
RENTAL AGREEMENT, SO--
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IS THAT IT ?
THIS PLACE IS FREE.
MY DAD OWNS IT.
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FREE ? WE'LL TAKE IT !
THAT SOUNDS GREAT !
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GREAT.DON'T WANT THIS.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
JOSH.
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COME MEET
OUR NEW FRIEND.
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HI. I'M BELINDA.
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YOU LIKE IT ?
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LIKE IT ?
WHAT IS IT ?
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I CALL IT
DESTRUCTION OF ART.
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UH-HUH.
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THINK OF THAT LITTLE TRAIN
WHEN YOU WERE A KID IN SCHOOL
AND YOU READ THAT BOOK:
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"I THINK I CAN,
I THINK I CAN."
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BUT NOW THE TRAIN'S NOT SAYING,
"I THINK I CAN."
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IT'S SAYING,
"CASH FLOW, CASH FLOW,
CASH FLOW, CASH FLOW."
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SHOULDN'T YOU
BE ON THAT TRAIN,
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GOING UP THAT MOUNTAIN TO PERSONAL FREEDOM ?
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00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:35,168
THE BOOK PROSPERITY
THROUGH EXPLOITATION
I WROTE WHEN I WAS BROKE.
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00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:38,171
IT'S LIKE HOLDING THE KEYS
TO MY BRAIN,
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LIKE HAVING THE ABILITY TO
REACH IN, OPEN UP MY HEAD
AND DIVING IN,
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BUT WITHOUT
ALL THE MESS.
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IVAN, WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING
JOSH SET UP THE EQUIPMENT ?
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00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,748
HE'S AN ARTIST.
HE'S HANDS-ON.
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00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,012
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO ?
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I USE MY SELLING TECHNIQUES
TO GIVE MY ARTIST FRIEND
THE PERSONAL FREEDOM HE NEEDS.
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FREEDOM, CHOICES, POSSIBILITIES.
THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT.
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BORING ADMINISTRATIVE STUFF,
YOU KNOW.
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I ENVY HIM.
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00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,199
I'M NOT JUST ANY
GET-RICH-QUICK GUY.
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00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,679
COULD YOU GET ME
ANOTHER DRINK ?
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00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,682
LOOK, IVAN,
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT PUTTING
TOO MUCH FAITH IN ME.
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00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:14,468
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I-- "IF" ?
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INSTANT FAILURE, FEAR,
FALSE EVIDENCE
APPEARING REAL.
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00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,473
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
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00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:22,737
NOW'S NOT
THE TIME FOR DOUBT.
NOW'S THE TIME FOR ACTION.
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SHIT, MAN.
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YOU'RE A GENIUS.YEAH, RIGHT.
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YOU ARE.
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THANKS.
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00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,704
THANKS FOR LISTENING. THANK YOU, DON.
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- COULD YOU MOVE ?
- WHAT ?
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00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,883
I CAN'T SEE.I'M ROSCOE FROM
ROSCOE'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES.
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OH. SORRY.
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WE'VE GOT THE LOWEST WAFFLE
AND CHICKEN PRICES IN TOWN.
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WE HAVE GOT THE COMPETITION
SCARED CHICKEN
WITH OUR LOW PRICES.
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00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:52,375
WHAT A GEEK. I DON'T THINK HE'S SO BAD.
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HE'S A MORON.
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00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,379
HERE'S OUR DRUMSTICK
ECONOMY DINNER.
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HE'S EVOCATIVE
WITHOUT BEING TOO EXPANSIVE.
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BELINDA,
THAT'S CRAP.
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YOU COULD DO BETTER ?
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00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,213
YEAH.
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00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,476
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I COULD.
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00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:10,263
TAKE THE LADYBIRD JOHNSON
OFF-RAMP AND CUT A LEFT.
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HI, ROSCOE.
IVAN ALEXEEV, VIDEO ACES.
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00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,660
YO, FRIENDS,
CHECK THIS OUT.
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♪ ROSCOE'S THE NAME
AND THEY CALL ME THE KING ♪
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♪ GRANDMASTER OF THE CHICKEN
AND THE WAFFLE THING ♪
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00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,408
♪ I SAID, NOW READ MY LIPS
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00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:28,324
♪ AND, FRIENDS
DON'T MISS A WORD ♪
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00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,109
♪ 'CAUSE THE GRANDMASTER'S
GONNA ♪
329
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,241
♪ GIVE YOU THE BIRD
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♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S
FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪ YO !
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00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:39,553
♪ WE GOT FUEL
FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪
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00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:43,296
♪ NOW, I'M THE BADDEST DJ
ON THE FAST-FOOD SCENE ♪
333
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,254
♪ AND MY FOOD'S SO CHEAP
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00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,561
♪ YOU'LL LICK YOUR PLATE CLEAN ♪
335
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:51,521
♪ WHEN I THROW DOWN
THE LADIES ALL BEG ♪
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00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:55,003
♪ ROSCOE, LET ME TASTE
YOUR CHICKEN LEG ♪
337
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:59,399
♪ COME ON, FLY GIRLS
AND WIGGLE DEM DERE BOTTOMS ♪
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00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,750
♪ WAFFLES JUST PANCAKES
WITH LITTLE SQUARES ON 'EM ♪
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00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:09,148
♪ NOW, WHEN YOU SALIVATE
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00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,671
♪ AND HEAR PAVLOV'S BELL
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00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,717
♪ DON'T GO TO NO PLACE
WHERE THEY SERVE YOU ILL ♪
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00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,631
OOH !
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00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,372
♪ ROSCOE'S
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♪ THAT'S THE PLACE TO BE
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♪ JUST LIKE YOU SEE IT
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- ♪ ON THE TV
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00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:26,556
♪ COME ON, ALL YOU HOMEBOYS
AND BRING YOUR FREAKS DOWN ♪
348
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,907
♪ AND TOSS THEM CHICKEN
AND WAFFLES AROUND ♪
349
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,996
♪ YOU MAY BE UGLY
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00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,998
♪ OR SMELL REAL FUNNY
351
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,957
♪ BUT 'SCOE DON'T CARE
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00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,178
♪ 'CAUSE HE SAVE YOU
CASH MONEY ♪
I AIN'T LYIN' !
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00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:42,398
♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S
FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪
354
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:45,749
♪ WE GOT FUEL
FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪
355
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:49,449
♪ WE MAKE THE BADDEST WAFFLES AND CLUCK ♪
356
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:53,627
♪ AND YOU GET GOOD VALUE FOR YOUR BUCK ♪
357
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:57,413
♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S
FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪
358
00:19:57,457 --> 00:20:01,548
♪ WE GOT FUEL
FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪
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00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:05,465
♪ WE MAKE THE BADDEST
WAFFLES AND CLUCK ♪
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00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,858
♪ AND YOU GET
GOOD VALUE-- ♪♪WELL, THAT'S IT.
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00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,338
YEAH !
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00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,340
THAT'S REALLY GREAT,
MAN.
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00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,603
I TOLD YOU
YOU WERE A GENIUS.
364
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,606
IT'S JUST A COMMERCIAL.
WHEN AM I GONNA DO
ROCK VIDEOS ?
365
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:20,219
PATIENCE, MAN. IT'S ALL
PART OF MY MASTER PLAN."MASTER PLAN."
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00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,613
MY MASTER PLAN.
YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO
SO YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA.
367
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:27,051
WE DO SHITTY LITTLE JOBS
LIKE THIS, RIGHT,
SO WE CAN MAKE MONEY.
368
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:31,012
MONEY TO DO ART.
MONEY TO DO YOURART.
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00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:35,059
LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.
THEY GOTTA DO WHAT THEY
DON'T WANNA DO ALL THE TIME.
370
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:38,237
YEAH, BUT NORMAL PEOPLE
DON'T GET PAID
IN CHICKEN AND WAFFLES.
371
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,587
HEY, EAT UP, MAN.
THIS STUFF'S GOOD.
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00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:43,764
SEE, NOW WE GOT, LIKE,
A REEL OF OUR WORK.
373
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:47,028
I CAN GET US
THOSE BIG, BIG, BIG,
BIG MONEY GIGS.
374
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:50,901
YOU WON'T BE RESTING BECAUSE YOU WILL BE OUT ON THE STREETS BRINGING IN JOBS WITH THESE.
375
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,600
WE START TOMORROW. YOU LIKE PETS.
376
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:59,127
NOW, FLUFFY,
CONCENTRATE WITH ME,
IF YOU WILL.
377
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:03,000
COME FROM
YOUR HEAVENLY POUND
OUT OF PURGATORY.
378
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:06,003
WE WILL HELP YOU
MAKE THE TRANSITION NOW.
379
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:09,355
FLUFFY, COME HOME NOW.
380
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:12,880
COME ON, FLUFFY.
COME, LITTLE FLUFFY.
381
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:16,797
HERE'S A BONE. COME, FLUFF-- I FEEL FLUFFY COM--
382
00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:23,978
MY DEAR,
383
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:26,807
OUR FLUFFY IS IN TROUBLE.
384
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:30,898
HI, I'M IVAN ALEXEEV FROM VIDEO ACES. WE MAKE ROCK VIDEOS.
385
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:34,336
IF YOU COULD FIND TIME TO LOOK AT THIS OR CALL ME-- YOUR NAME WAS ?
386
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,033
SKIP.IVAN.
GIVE US A CALL.
387
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:48,350
WEIRD AL ! I KNEW IT.
MR. YANKOVIC, MY NAME
IS IVAN ALEXEEV.
388
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:51,135
I WORK FOR VIDEO ACES.
WE MAKE ROCK VIDEOS.
389
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,876
LET ME GIVE YOU MY CARD.
390
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:59,143
REMIND ME TO GET
SOME HOLLOW POINTS.
OKAY ?
391
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:02,843
YOUR 3:30 WITH KEN KRAGEN
HAS BEEN CANCELED.
392
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:08,327
MR. NUGENT,
I WAS GOOD TO MEET YOU.
393
00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,634
M-M-MY BRIEFCASE--
AAH.
394
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,769
VIDEO ACES.
WE MAKE ROCK VIDEOS.
395
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:19,163
I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY,
SO CALL ME TODAY. IVAN.♪♪
396
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:22,384
LET ME GIVE YOU MY CARD.
I TRUST YOU'LL
TAKE CARE OF THIS, SIR.
397
00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:24,343
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
398
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,487
"FUZZBALL RECORDS."
399
00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,377
FUCK IT !
400
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:16,003
I MEAN, THE GUY WAS ALL HANDS.
401
00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:19,398
GET THIS. HE COMES IN. FIRST THING HE DOES-- HE GROPES ME.
402
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:22,575
HI, I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
WITH THE DIRECTOR OF ARTIST
DEVELOPMENT AND PROMOTION,
403
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,577
VIDEO DEPARTMENT, PLEASE.
404
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,840
SO WOULD I.
405
00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:31,018
NO, I'M KIDDING.
MO FUZZ, PRESIDENT.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU ?
406
00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:33,150
SIR, MY NAME
IS IVAN ALEXEEV.
407
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:43,247
TAKE IT DOWN !
408
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:45,728
SO YOU WANT TO MAKE VIDEOS
FOR MO FUZZ.
409
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:47,208
YES.
410
00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:49,471
I WANT YOU TO.
411
00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:51,430
WHAT KIND OF EQUIPMENT
DO YOU GOT ?
412
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:54,476
TOP OF THE LINE.
WE GOT OUR OWN STUDIO.
413
00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:00,221
HOLD MY CALLS.
414
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:04,573
I BROUGHT IN
A REEL OF OUR WORK.
415
00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:08,359
IT'S A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND
THE EDGES, BUT IT CAPTURES
THE ENERGY OF OUR COMPANY--
416
00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:12,233
KID, I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT TO KNOW I'M ALREADY CRAZY ABOUT IT.
417
00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:16,280
I'VE GOT A SENSE ABOUT YOU, AN INSTINCT.
418
00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:18,892
AND I'VE GOT
JUST THE BAND.
419
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:23,592
CUBE SQUARED.
THIS GROUP IS HOTTER THAN HOT.
420
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:27,683
THEY'VE SOLD MORE RECORDS IN SWEDEN THAN ABBA.
421
00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:31,034
GREAT !
I WANT TO THANK YOU, SIR,
FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY.
422
00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:33,950
I'LL HOOK UP
WITH MY PARTNER,
423
00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:36,692
WE'LL DRAW UP A STORYBOARD,
COME UP WITH SOME
CONCEPT-TYPE THINGS,
424
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:39,390
AND WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU
IN A COUPLE DAYS.
425
00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:43,220
THE CUBE WILL BE TOURING
THE CONGO IN A COUPLE DAYS.
I NEED IT TODAY.
426
00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:45,788
OKAY.
OKAY, GREAT.
427
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:47,790
WE'LL DO IT.
428
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:51,141
WHAT'S THE BUDGET LIKE ?BUDGET ?
429
00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:54,318
I'M GONNA LET YOU DO THIS ONE ON SPEC.
430
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,495
W-WHAT IS "SPEC" ?
431
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,628
IT MEANS YOU DO THIS ONE
FOR FREE.
432
00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:02,022
IT'S THE WAY
EVERYBODY STARTS OUT.
433
00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,807
OH, SPEC.
434
00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:06,809
YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
SPEC.
435
00:25:06,853 --> 00:25:08,811
I KNOW ABOUT SPEC.
436
00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:10,813
LET'S GET INTO TROUBLE,
BABY.
437
00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:12,467
MY BROTHER.
438
00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:17,298
LET'S DO IT.
CUBE SQUARED, "BABY DOLL."
439
00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:37,797
♪ MY BABY DOLL
440
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,278
♪ MY BABY DOLL
441
00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:44,499
♪ DOLL, BABY DOLL ♪ MY BABY DOLL
442
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,283
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY DOLL
443
00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:48,155
♪ MY BABY DOLL
444
00:25:48,198 --> 00:25:50,026
♪ MY BABY DOLL
445
00:25:58,295 --> 00:26:00,559
♪ MY BABY DOLL
446
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:03,692
♪ MY BABY DOLL
447
00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:06,956
♪ DOLL, BABY ♪ MY BABY DOLL
448
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,784
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY DOLL
449
00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:10,090
♪ MY BABY DOLL
450
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,614
♪ MY BABY DOLL
451
00:26:13,963 --> 00:26:15,617
♪ BABY DOLL
452
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,359
♪ BABY DOLL
453
00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,015
♪ BABY DOLL
454
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,888
♪ BABY DOLL
455
00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,760
♪ MEN FALL FOR BABY DOLL
456
00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:29,588
♪ BABY DOLL
457
00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:32,242
♪ BABY DOLL
458
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:35,550
♪ BABY DOLL
459
00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:39,249
♪ BABY DOLL
460
00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:58,225
♪ BABY DOLL ♪♪
461
00:26:58,268 --> 00:27:00,357
♪ BABY DOLL
462
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:03,709
♪ BABY DOLL
463
00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:07,277
♪♪ ♪ BABY DOLL
464
00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:10,890
- ♪ MEN FALL FOR BABY DOLL
- ♪ BABY DOLL
465
00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:13,153
♪♪ ♪ BABY DOLL
466
00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:18,724
♪ BABY DOLL ♪♪
467
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,682
♪ BABY DOLL
468
00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:23,032
♪ MEN FALL FOR BABY DOLL
469
00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:24,686
♪ BABY DOLL
470
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:29,212
♪ BABY DOLL
471
00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:31,998
♪ BABY DOLL
472
00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:35,610
♪ BABY DOLL
473
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,568
♪ MEN FALL FOR BABY ♪
474
00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:44,271
AM I CRYING ?
475
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,403
N-NO.NO.
476
00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:48,710
WELL, IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME
IF I WAS.
477
00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:51,757
I WAS MOVED.
478
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,325
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THIS.
479
00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:58,241
WHY NOT ?
480
00:27:58,285 --> 00:28:01,418
I NEED PRODUCTION VALUE.
481
00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:05,118
WELL, WHAT KIND OF
PRODUCTION VALUE DID YOU
HAVE IN MIND FOR NO MONEY ?
482
00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:09,122
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT
ADDS REAL PRODUCTION VALUE.
483
00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:11,124
WHAT'S THAT ?
484
00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:13,430
TITS... AND ASS.
485
00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:16,477
DAMN.
486
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,132
TITS AND ASS.
487
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:22,091
I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING
I DON'T NORMALLY DO
BECAUSE I LIKE YOU GUYS.
488
00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:23,789
YOU CAN DO ANOTHER ONE.
489
00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:28,228
AND THIS TIME I'LL GIVE YOU THREE DAYS...
490
00:28:28,271 --> 00:28:29,969
TO SHOOT ON--
491
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:31,710
ON SPEC.
492
00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:35,801
- SPEC ? LOOK--
- DON'T THANK ME.
493
00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:38,455
I KNOW.
I'M TOO NICE.
494
00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:40,719
LET'S GET INTO
TROUBLE, BABY.
495
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:45,071
SPEC. IT'S THE WAY
EVERYBODY STARTS OUT.
496
00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:47,726
YEAH, BUT WE DON'T
HAVE ANY MONEY.
497
00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:50,250
HEY !WE DON'T EVEN HAVE
GAS IN THE CAR.
498
00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:52,252
- SOMEBODY CALLED
ABOUT THE FLYER.
- YEAH ?
499
00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:54,863
YEAH. YOU GOT A GIG AT
THE HOLLYWOOD PRESBYTERIAN.
500
00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:58,171
- IS IT ON SPEC ?
- NO, IT'S ON WILSHIRE
AND VERMONT.
501
00:28:58,214 --> 00:29:02,871
"AND THE REST OF MY ESTATE...
502
00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:04,873
"TO BE...
503
00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:07,180
"DIVIDED, UH,
504
00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:12,054
EQUALLY AMONG
MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN."
505
00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:14,448
CUT.THAT WAS GREAT.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
506
00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:16,276
NO.
REWIND THE TAPE.
507
00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:18,539
AGAIN ?
508
00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:22,543
MERLIN, WORK WITH US.
IS THIS HOW YOU WANT
TO BE REMEMBERED ?
509
00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:24,893
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
A LIVING WILL.
510
00:29:24,937 --> 00:29:28,157
LET'S TRY TO
GIVE THAT DIALOGUE
SOME LIFE.
511
00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:30,899
BUT I'M NOT AN ACTOR.
I'M IN THE GARMENT BUSINESS.
512
00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:33,162
THIS WAS
MY WIFE MIRIAM'S IDEA.
513
00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:36,862
I KNOW, I KNOW,
BUT I THINK MIRIAM WAS RIGHT.
I THINK SHE HAD AN INSTINCT--
514
00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:38,820
MERLIN, WORK WITH US,
GODDAMN IT !
515
00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:41,867
HEY, HEY, HEY !
YOU CAN'T TALK TO ACTORS
THAT WAY.
516
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:48,743
NOW, I KNOW
YOU GOT IT IN YOU.
517
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,920
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR MONEY.YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE.
518
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:55,054
SO I WANT YOU TO FEEL THE MOMENT.
519
00:29:55,097 --> 00:29:59,754
I WANT YOU TO SHOW US
THE GENEROSITY OF SPIRIT
THAT IS MERLIN HINKLE,
520
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:03,062
THE PASSION, THE PATHOS.
521
00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:06,630
TRUST YOURSELF.
TRUST ME.
YOU CAN DO IT.
522
00:30:06,674 --> 00:30:09,590
PASSION !
HERE WE GO.
523
00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:11,287
HERE WE GO ! PASSION !
524
00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:18,860
AND FROM THE TOP.
525
00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:21,863
MERLIN HINKLE LIVING WILL,
TAKE 14.
526
00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:23,909
GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME,
HINKLE !
527
00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:26,737
AND ACTION.
528
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:31,655
ACTION. THE PASSION.
529
00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:34,223
"I, MERLIN HINKLE,
530
00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:37,661
"BEING OF SOUND MIND AND BODY,
531
00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:41,404
"DO HEREBY BEQUEATH
TO MY LOVING WIFE MIRIAM...
532
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:43,406
THE SUM OF 5,000--"
533
00:30:45,452 --> 00:30:48,847
DOLLARS.
FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS AND
ALL MY WORLDLY POSSESSIONS.
534
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,329
IS HE IMPROVISING ?
535
00:30:54,983 --> 00:30:56,942
NO, JOSH.
HE'S DEAD.
536
00:30:56,985 --> 00:30:59,205
OH, SHIT.
537
00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:01,947
NO, NO, NO. COME ON !
DON'T DIE ON ME !
YOU CAN DO IT !
538
00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:04,514
JOSH ! JOSH !
THE MAN IS DEAD !
539
00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:07,213
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET
A DIFFERENT LINE READING.
540
00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:12,871
- THIS IS HORRIBLE.
- YEAH. WE'RE NOT
GONNA GET PAID.
541
00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:19,747
ARE YOU GUYS ROLLING ? OKAY.
542
00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:24,926
"AND THE REST OF MY ESTATE SHALL BE DIVIDED EQUALLY...
543
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:28,974
AMONG MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN."
544
00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:30,976
OKAY ?
545
00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:35,981
OH, AND BE SURE TO PAY
VIDEO ACES,
546
00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:39,375
MY FAVORITE
VIDEO COMPANY.
547
00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:43,858
THEY'RE TERRIFIC GUYS.
YOU GET A LOT
FOR YOUR DOLLAR.
548
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,861
GETTIN' LATE.
I'M GONNA GO
TO SLEEP NOW.
549
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,950
GREAT. THAT'S A WRAP.
NICE WORKIN' WITH YOU,
MERLIN.
550
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,303
NICE CRIB !
551
00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:56,305
HOW'D WE GET THIS JOB,
IVAN ?
552
00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:58,307
SHREWD MARKET
PENETRATION.
WHAT ?
553
00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:00,309
BELINDA. FLYERS. ADVERTISEMENTS.
554
00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:02,311
WE'RE SINKING PRETTY LOW,
IVAN.
555
00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:04,879
THAT'S WHERE YOU GOTTA GO TO CATCH THE BIG FISH.
556
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,490
I DON'T LIKE
THIS NORMAN MART GUY.
557
00:32:07,534 --> 00:32:09,492
THIS IS
A GREAT OPPORTUNITY, MAN.
558
00:32:09,536 --> 00:32:11,755
WHAT ?WHERE ARE
THE OUTLETS HERE, MAN ?
559
00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:14,889
AN ELEVATOR.
YEAH, I GOTTA GO UPSTAIRS.
LET ME GET MY ELEVATOR.
560
00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:23,985
OH, PLEASE
LET THE PRINCE
DANCE WITH ME !
561
00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:26,422
OH, PLEASE,
FAIRY GODMOTHER !
562
00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:29,686
LET THE PRINCE PICK ME !HE'LL PICK YOU !
HE'LL PICK YOU !
563
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:44,005
WHEE !
564
00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:49,054
YOU MUST BE
THE VIDEO GENTLEMEN.
I'M KAY MART.
565
00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:52,709
ENCHANTE.
566
00:32:52,753 --> 00:32:55,016
I NEED MORE MONEY,
NORMAN.
567
00:32:56,365 --> 00:32:58,324
MY CONDO
NEEDS NEW DRAPES.
568
00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:03,242
OKAY, NIKKI.
569
00:33:03,285 --> 00:33:06,332
I'M TIRED OF YOU
SNORTING DRAPES
UP YOUR DAMN NOSE.
570
00:33:07,898 --> 00:33:10,597
BUT YOU'RE NOT TIRED
OF GOING TO THE BALL,
571
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,121
ARE YOU, NORMAN ?
572
00:33:13,165 --> 00:33:15,515
HEY, EVERYBODY,
IT'S LIMBO TIME !
573
00:33:17,908 --> 00:33:19,998
♪ COME ON
AND JOIN THE JAM ♪
574
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,608
♪ A GRAND SLAM
FOR UNCLE SAM ♪
575
00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:24,132
♪ ANTE UP AND PLEASE DONATE ♪
576
00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:25,873
♪ NORMAN MART'S
YOUR CANDIDATE ♪♪
577
00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:29,224
OH, MY GOD !
578
00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:31,879
YOU FOOL.
YOU'VE KNOCKED OUT
MY CONTACT LENS.
579
00:33:31,922 --> 00:33:35,143
FREEZE !
IT'S PROBABLY STUCK
TO YOUR BODY.
580
00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:37,798
I'LL FIND IT.
581
00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:41,454
IVAN.SAMANTHA GREGORY.
582
00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:45,980
SAMANTHA GREGORY. YEAH.
YOU WRITE FORROCK GOSSIP.
583
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,938
THAT'S JUST A SIDE GIG.
584
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:51,333
FIND ANYTHING ?NO.
585
00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:53,988
NOT YET.
BETTER TAKE ANOTHER PASS.
586
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:58,166
WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HAND ?OH, GOOD EYE, GOOD EYE.
THERE IT IS.
587
00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,908
YOUR IMAGE PROBLEMS
ARE JUST BEGINNING, NORMAN.
588
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:13,529
NIKKI, YOUR INDISCRETION
IS REALLY STARTING
TO BOTHER ME.
589
00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:16,271
OOH, I'M NOT JOKING, NORMAN.
I'VE GOT THE GOODS ON YOU.
590
00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:19,187
SOMETIMES IT'S DIFFICULT
TO BELIEVE A SLUT.
591
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:23,191
C.B. TURKIN. EVERYBODY THOUGHT
HIS COMPANY WOULD CLOSE DOWN.
592
00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:25,585
BUT THE PREZ
PUT HIM BACK IN BUSINESS.WHAT DOES HE MAKE ?
593
00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:27,717
NERVE GAS.
594
00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:37,553
IF MR. MART WANTED
PUBLICITY PICTURES TAKEN,
595
00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:39,555
HE WOULD'VE INVITED
RICHARD AVEDON.
596
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:42,558
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE !
YOU CAN'T DO THIS !
HELP !
597
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:45,170
VIDEO ACES !
WE'RE IN THE BOOK !
598
00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:47,955
YOU CAN DO THIS TO ME !WHERE IS BELINDA ?
599
00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:50,175
I DON'T KNOW,
600
00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:53,265
BUT SHE ASKED ME
TO ASK YOU FOR THAT
TEN BUCKS YOU OWE HER.
601
00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:00,446
TWENTY.
602
00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:05,407
THANK YOU.
603
00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:09,150
THEY MAY NOT BELIEVE ME,
NORMAN,
604
00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:11,152
BUT THEY'LL BELIEVE
A VIDEOTAPE.
605
00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,154
OF WHAT ?
606
00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:15,983
REMEMBER
YOUR SNOW WHITE PERIOD ?
607
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:20,074
I'VE GOT SOME
AWFULLY NASTY FOOTAGE
OF YOU AND THOSE ELVES.
608
00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:23,860
AS OF THIS MOMENT,
MY DEAR NIKKI,
609
00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:26,080
YOU CEASE TO EXIST.
610
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:31,041
GET HER.
611
00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:32,739
♪ RICH AND PHILANTHROPIC
612
00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:34,349
♪ WHEN THE THIRD WORLD
IS THE TOPIC ♪
613
00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:36,699
♪ IT'S THE MAGIC
IN THE NATION ♪
614
00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,745
♪ IT WAS JUST SENSATIONAL
MOVE IT !
615
00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:41,182
- ♪ EVERYBODY LIMBO
616
00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:43,097
♪ VOTE YOUR PARTY LINE
617
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,622
OOH, I'M SORRY.
CAN I HELP YOU ?
618
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,364
HERE. THERE YOU GO.IT'S OKAY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
619
00:35:49,408 --> 00:35:52,585
I GOTTA GO,
OR MY BOYFRIEND'S
GONNA KILL ME.
620
00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:55,631
♪ LIMBO HOW LOW CAN YOU GO ♪♪RIGHT !
621
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,375
YOU IDIOTS.
622
00:36:00,419 --> 00:36:03,161
YOU'RE ALL GOING BACK
TO TRAINING GUERILLAS
IN HONDURAS...
623
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,772
IF I DON'T FIND
THAT FUCKING TAPE.
624
00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:08,775
SIR, WE SEARCHED HER.
SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE TAPE
ON HER.
625
00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:11,778
WE SCOURED THE GROUNDS.
THAT TAPE JUST ISN'T HERE.
626
00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:14,781
I THEORIZE THAT,
IN ALL PROBABILITY, NORMAN,
627
00:36:14,824 --> 00:36:17,392
SHE SLIPPED THE TAPE
TO AN ACCOMPLICE...
628
00:36:17,436 --> 00:36:20,787
WHO WILL SHORTLY
BE CONTACTING YOU WITH
A TIDY BLACKMAIL NOTE...
629
00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:24,182
HOPING TO EXTRACT
SOME EXORBITANT PAYMENT
IN EXCHANGE FOR--
630
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,314
NOT FRYING
YOUR ASS.
631
00:36:27,663 --> 00:36:29,839
♪ THE WAY YOU WALK
632
00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,798
♪ THERE AIN'T NO MISTAKE
633
00:36:31,841 --> 00:36:33,626
♪ MY FINGERS
START TO SHAKIN' ♪
634
00:36:33,669 --> 00:36:35,410
♪ KNEES START TO QUAKE
635
00:36:35,454 --> 00:36:38,021
♪ AND I BEEN
LOVIN' YOU, BABY ♪
636
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:39,849
♪ AND I'M COMPLETELY SPENT
637
00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:44,158
♪ TURN AROUND, JACK BACK UP
AND GIVE A HUNDRED PERCENT ♪
638
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:47,596
♪ I'M OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THERE'S A WRONG
AND THERE IS RIGHT ♪
639
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,859
♪ AND I JUST GOT TO KNOW
IF THAT THING ♪
640
00:36:49,903 --> 00:36:53,515
♪ IS OPEN ALL NIGHT ♪
641
00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:55,213
NOW, THAT'S
PRODUCTION VALUE.
642
00:36:56,866 --> 00:36:59,869
I'VE GOT GOOSE BUMPS ALL OVER MY BODY.
643
00:36:59,913 --> 00:37:03,090
NOW WE START
MAKIN' THE BIG MONEY.
RIGHT, MO ?
644
00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:07,268
RIGHT, BABE. AS SOON AS
YOU COMPLETE YOUR TRILOGY.
645
00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:09,444
TRILOGY ?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
646
00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:12,708
I'M TALKING
ABOUT A PACKAGE.
647
00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:16,451
I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE WAY THINGS WORK
IN NATURE.
648
00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,714
ALL GOOD THINGS
COME IN THREES.
649
00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:21,848
IT'S NOT GOOD THINGS.
IT'S CELEBRITY DEATHS
THAT COME IN THREES.
650
00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:24,416
I NEED ONE MORE VIDEO.
651
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:26,505
- ON SPEC ?
- RIGHT.
652
00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:29,421
- FORGET IT.
WE'RE OUTTA HERE.
- FUCK THIS.
653
00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:33,163
BABES. BABES.
AM I CRYING ?
654
00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:37,951
MANGOTTI FUNERAL,
TAKE ONE.
655
00:37:37,994 --> 00:37:40,301
JOSH.
JOSH, ARE YOU ROLLING ?
656
00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:45,045
IF YOU GUYS HAD LOTS OF MONEY, I KNOW YOU'D BE DOING SOMETHING MEANINGFUL.
657
00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:49,919
WELL, THANKS.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, TOO,
BELINDA.
658
00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:52,052
I MEAN,
I FEEL COMFORTABLE
WITH YOU.
659
00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:53,793
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE
ONE OF THE GUYS.
660
00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:56,404
BUT I'M NOT A GUY.
661
00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:59,494
I KNOW THAT.
662
00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:03,324
SO, WHY ARE YOU SO SHY ?
663
00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:05,326
ALL RIGHT, BELINDA.
664
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:08,329
YOU WANNA KNOW ?
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU.
665
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,766
MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND
REALLY FUCKED ME OVER.
666
00:38:10,810 --> 00:38:13,029
I'M SORRY.
667
00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:15,118
YEAH, SO WAS I.
668
00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:16,859
WHEN DID YOU
BREAK UP WITH HER ?
669
00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:18,948
KINDERGARTEN.
670
00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:23,083
WHAT'S SO FUNNY ?
671
00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:27,522
SWANKY MODES !
672
00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,753
♪♪JOSH, ME AND YOU
GOT THE MOVES !
673
00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:43,059
♪♪WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?DANCIN', MAN.
674
00:38:43,103 --> 00:38:45,061
♪♪WITH VIDEO ACES.WHAT WE ALWAYS DO.
675
00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:49,022
♪♪COME ON, MAN.
GIMME SOME STEPS.
GET THE STEP, MAN.
676
00:38:53,809 --> 00:38:56,769
♪ WHAT ARE WE DOING WHAT ABOUT
THE MASTER PLAN ? HUH ?
677
00:38:56,812 --> 00:39:00,381
♪♪ DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO SO YOU
CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO.
678
00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:03,384
WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO
WHAT WE WANNA DO ?
679
00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:06,169
I DON'T KNOW.GREAT.
680
00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:10,173
SO WE DO BULLSHIT JOBS
SO WE CAN KEEP OUR EQUIPMENT,
681
00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:14,134
SO WE CAN DO JOBS ON SPEC,
SO THAT MAYBE ONE DAY
WE CAN DO A MUSIC VIDEO ?
682
00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:16,484
I MEAN,
WHAT'S THE POINT ?
683
00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:19,095
THE POINT IS TO TRY, MAN.
684
00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:21,097
COME ON !
685
00:39:23,143 --> 00:39:25,363
ALL RIGHT.
686
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:28,714
BUT HOW LONG
CAN WE STAVE OFF
THE INEVITABLE ?
687
00:39:28,757 --> 00:39:32,370
TILL THEY RINSE THE BLOOD
FROM OUR BLOODY HANDS.
688
00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:35,329
♪ OHH-OH-OH-OH SHOUT IT LOUD ♪
689
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:39,594
♪ THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS WAR STUFF ♪♪
690
00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:41,596
IT'S GONNA BE
TOMORROW.
691
00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:54,304
♪♪MODES !
692
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:04,053
AAAAH !
693
00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:10,930
AAAH !PROBLEM ?
694
00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:13,193
THE GUY'S A WANKER.
695
00:40:13,236 --> 00:40:16,414
I BROUGHT YOU
THE SEVEN BEST DIRECTORS
IN THE BUSINESS.
696
00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:19,112
GIVE ME SOMEBODY
WHO'S JUST GONNA
PUSH BUTTONS, WILL YA ?
697
00:40:19,155 --> 00:40:21,114
DICK, DON'T BE A CUNT.
698
00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:25,074
I THINK I HAVE
JUST THE TWO FOR YOU.
699
00:40:25,118 --> 00:40:27,947
TWO WHAT ?DIRECTORS.
700
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,949
MISS GREGORY,
YOU LOOK GREAT.
701
00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:32,952
MWAH !GLAD YOU COULD
MAKE IT.
702
00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:35,215
VIDEO ACES
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
703
00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:38,523
YOU'VE TRIED THE BEST.
NOW TRY THE REST. ♪♪
704
00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:40,481
WOW ! SO COOL !
705
00:40:41,743 --> 00:40:43,702
SORRY, GIRLIE.
NO GROUPIES.
706
00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:46,095
OH, I WORK
WITH VIDEO ACES.
707
00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:48,184
BET THAT'S NOT ALL YOU DO.
708
00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:54,756
WHAT'S THAT ?
709
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,498
PRODUCT PLACEMENT, MAN.
BACKBONE OF MUSIC VIDEOS.
710
00:40:57,542 --> 00:41:00,240
UH-UH. NO WAY.
TAKE IT OFF THE STAGE.
711
00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:06,289
YOU GUYS
ALL GOT YOUR VISORS ?
712
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:08,857
FUCK OFF ! WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL BLOODY DAY !
713
00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:11,033
IVAN, WHAT'S GOING ON ?
714
00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:13,514
IS THERE AN OPERATING MANUAL
WITH THAT ?
715
00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:15,734
STANDARD CRANE,
RIGHT ?YEAH.
716
00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:18,780
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY READY. IVAN, LET'S GO !
717
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:20,782
ROLL FILM.ROLL FILM ?
718
00:41:20,826 --> 00:41:23,045
I'M POINTING
TOWARDS THE WALL.
719
00:41:23,089 --> 00:41:25,439
OKAY, LET'S
MAKE SOME MONEY. THEY PAYING YOU FOR THIS ?
720
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,789
YEAH, I WALKED OFF A GAME SHOW. PLAYBACK !
721
00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:41,586
♪ MY NAME IS MR. MX-7
722
00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:52,422
♪ GO AHEAD
AND DROP THE BOMB ♪
723
00:41:52,466 --> 00:41:54,555
♪ YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE
724
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:56,775
♪ YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO LIVE ♪
725
00:41:58,428 --> 00:42:00,561
♪ GO AHEAD
AND KILL YOURSELF ♪
726
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:02,084
♪ YOU LIVE IN A LIVING HELL
727
00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:05,523
♪ RADIATING ALL YOUR LITTLE FEARS ♪
728
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:06,915
♪ HERE I COME
729
00:42:06,959 --> 00:42:08,700
♪ MISSILE APPROACHIN'
730
00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,266
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BLOW ♪
731
00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:12,573
♪ HIDE YOUR HEAD KILL YOU DEAD ♪
732
00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:14,314
♪ SEE YOUR PREACHER
TILL YOU GLOW ♪
733
00:42:14,357 --> 00:42:16,316
♪ I WANNA BE
DISENGAGED ♪
734
00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:18,710
♪ I WANNA BE
DISENGAGED ♪
735
00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:21,539
♪ I WANNA BE DISENGAGED
THIS YEAR ♪♪
736
00:42:43,909 --> 00:42:45,606
GOOD, IVAN !
737
00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:49,131
ENOUGH, IVAN !
NOW, IVAN !
738
00:42:49,175 --> 00:42:50,611
HOW, IVAN ?
739
00:42:52,265 --> 00:42:54,615
STOP, IVAN !
740
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:57,183
- NOW, IVAN !
741
00:43:02,492 --> 00:43:05,147
- THIS CRAZY BASTARD'S
TRYING TO KILL ME !
- NO, STOP--
742
00:43:07,062 --> 00:43:09,021
HE'S MENTAL !
HE'S AN ASSHOLE !
743
00:43:09,064 --> 00:43:11,023
IT'S SABOTAGE, MAN !
744
00:43:11,066 --> 00:43:14,940
THIS IS JUST DANDY !
I PUT MY BUTT ON THE LINE
FOR YOU GUYS, AND YOU BLEW IT !
745
00:43:14,983 --> 00:43:16,898
WE'LL FIX IT
IN THE EDITING !FORGET IT ! YOU SUCK !
746
00:43:16,942 --> 00:43:18,900
IVAN !JUST A SECOND !
747
00:43:18,944 --> 00:43:21,903
ARE YOU GUYS FAMOUS ?HOW DID I LOOK ?
748
00:43:21,947 --> 00:43:24,558
SIGN MY BUTT.TEACH ME TO READ.
749
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,299
IVAN !
750
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,391
♪ OH ♪ OH-OH-OH
751
00:43:31,434 --> 00:43:34,350
♪ OH ♪ OH-OH-OH
752
00:43:37,484 --> 00:43:39,225
♪ OH
753
00:43:39,268 --> 00:43:41,444
♪ OH
754
00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:43,751
♪ WELL, THE OVERLORDS
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
A GOOD DEED ♪
755
00:43:43,795 --> 00:43:45,710
♪ TO MIX
THE BLACK WITH THE WHITE ♪
756
00:43:45,753 --> 00:43:47,668
♪ BUT IF YOU'RE
A FLY IN THE BUTTERMILK ♪
757
00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:50,105
♪ THEY CHASE Y'ALL
THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪
758
00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:52,847
♪♪ COWBOYS ?
759
00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:56,242
THIS AIN'T
NEVER HAPPENED
IN MY DAY.
760
00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:58,853
♪ YOUR CREAM-COLORED
DAUGHTER
WILL BE MY WIFE ♪
761
00:43:58,897 --> 00:44:00,899
♪ RIDIN' AROUND
AND AROUND THEY GO ♪
762
00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:03,162
♪ THE BUS IS GOIN'
MIGHTY SLOW ♪
763
00:44:03,205 --> 00:44:05,251
♪ DRIVER'S IN THE BACK SEAT
TALKIN' TO THE FRONT ♪
764
00:44:05,294 --> 00:44:08,428
♪ PEOPLE GETTIN' HOSTILE
WANNA KILL ♪♪ OH
765
00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:12,171
I THINK WE KILLED 'EM,
AND I THINK WE GON' GET THE GIG.
766
00:44:12,214 --> 00:44:14,216
OH, COME ON, LESTER.
767
00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,218
WHO WOULD WANT THIS GIG
ANYWAY,
768
00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:18,438
WHEN THE WHOLE PLACE IS FULL
OF LOSERS AND WHITE TRASH ?
769
00:44:18,481 --> 00:44:20,701
♪♪ MAN.
770
00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:23,443
HOW'D WE GO WRONG ?
WHAT DID I DO ?
771
00:44:23,486 --> 00:44:25,706
WE HAD EVERYTHING SET.
772
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:29,014
TRIANGLE OF SUCCESS, MAN:
SKILLS, ATTITUDE, KNOWLEDGE.
773
00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:32,017
I GOT THE ATTITUDE,
HE'S GOT THE SKILLS
AND KNOWLEDGE.
774
00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:34,541
EVERYTHING WAS COOL, MAN.
I HAD PRODUCT PLACEMENT.
775
00:44:34,584 --> 00:44:37,675
GET ON DOWN.
AIN'T THIS A SHAME ?
776
00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:40,765
GIRL GAVE ME A DEFECTIVE CRANE. NOW WHAT DO I GOT ?
777
00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:43,855
CHECK IT OUT, MAN.
BILLY AND LESTER,
THE SWANKY MODES.
778
00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:49,730
DID YOU HEAR ME ?
BILLY AND LESTER.
779
00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:52,951
THOSE GUYS
ARE LEGENDS.
780
00:44:52,994 --> 00:44:56,519
WITH THE CONTRIBUTION THEY
HAVE GIVEN TO MANKIND, THEY
SHOULD BE LIVING LIKE KINGS.
781
00:44:56,563 --> 00:44:58,478
NAY, GODS !
782
00:44:59,784 --> 00:45:01,699
THAT'S NOT THE WAY
IT WORKS, BRO.
783
00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:05,267
YEAH, RIGHT.
784
00:45:05,311 --> 00:45:09,271
ASSHOLES LIKE
THE BLENDER CHILDREN
GET TO BE BIG STARS ?
785
00:45:09,315 --> 00:45:12,492
I MEAN, WHERE'S
THE JUSTICE ? HUH ?
THERE'S NO JUSTICE.
786
00:45:12,535 --> 00:45:15,277
NONE, MAN.IT'S FUCKED UP.
787
00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:17,105
LET'S BUY 'EM
A BEER.GET WIT' IT.
788
00:45:17,149 --> 00:45:19,499
TWO MORE.
789
00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,762
SORRY, GUYS.
790
00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,503
BROTHERS AGAINST
DRUNK DRIVING,
791
00:45:23,546 --> 00:45:25,766
THEY BEEN BUSTIN' MY ASS.
792
00:45:25,810 --> 00:45:27,768
CARE TO PERFORM
A SOBRIETY TEST ?
793
00:45:27,812 --> 00:45:30,075
- ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
- CLOSE YOUR EYES.
794
00:45:31,424 --> 00:45:34,296
REAL TIGHT. NO PEEKING.
795
00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:38,257
NOW RECITE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS, SKIPPING ALL THE VOWELS,
796
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:41,564
AND GIVE ME THE SIGN LANGUAGE
FOR EACH LETTER AS YOU PASS BY.
797
00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:46,178
Z, Y, X, W, V, T, S, R, Q,
798
00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:49,268
P, N, M, L, K, J, H, G, F,
799
00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:51,531
D, C, B.
800
00:45:51,574 --> 00:45:54,969
YOU PASS.
I'LL GET THOSE BEERS FOR YA.
801
00:45:55,013 --> 00:45:58,538
♪ THE OLDER BOYS THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE A GOOD DEED TO MIX
THE BLACK WITH THE WHITE ♪
802
00:45:58,581 --> 00:46:00,801
WHAT THE FUCK ?WHERE'D THEY GO ?
803
00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:03,021
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
804
00:46:03,064 --> 00:46:05,023
♪ SO GO AHEAD
BURN YOUR CROSS ♪FUCK THIS.
805
00:46:05,066 --> 00:46:07,329
♪ AND WAKE THE WOMEN
IN THE NIGHT ♪
806
00:46:07,373 --> 00:46:11,377
♪ 'CAUSE THE TABLES'LL TURN WHEN
YOUR CREAM-COLORED DAUGHTER
IS GON' BE MY WIFE ♪♪
807
00:46:14,467 --> 00:46:17,600
HERE'S A KPLP REAL NEWS UPDATE.
808
00:46:17,644 --> 00:46:19,820
TRAGEDY HIT
THE GREEK THEATER TONIGHT...
809
00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:23,432
WHEN A FRAGMENT OF SPYLAB 14
STRUCK THE STAGE,
810
00:46:23,476 --> 00:46:27,654
KILLING THE SURPRISED MEMBERS
OF THE UP-AND-COMING ROCK BAND
THE BLENDER CHILDREN.
811
00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:30,526
WE GO LIVE NOW
TO THE SCENE.
812
00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:34,139
A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE TRAGEDY
AT THE GREEK TONIGHT,
813
00:46:34,182 --> 00:46:37,272
WHERE THE ONLY THINGS CONSTANT
ARE CHAOS AND BEDLAM.
814
00:46:37,316 --> 00:46:40,972
WE HAVE WITH US A PERSON
WHO SAW WHAT HAPPENED.
SIR, WHAT DID HAPPEN ?
815
00:46:41,015 --> 00:46:44,366
MAN, DICK SLAMMER
WAS HAMMERIN' ON HIS AX,
816
00:46:44,410 --> 00:46:46,804
DOIN' THIS BLAZING SOLO,
817
00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:50,546
WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN
THIS THING THAT LOOKED LIKE
A FIREBALL FROM HELL...
818
00:46:50,590 --> 00:46:52,548
JUST SLAMMED INTO HIM !
819
00:46:52,592 --> 00:46:55,551
IT WAS THE MOST EXCELLENT
EFFECT I'VE EVER SEEN.
820
00:46:55,595 --> 00:46:57,771
I'M HERE FRONT ROW, NEXT SHOW, DEFINITELY !
821
00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:00,513
UGH ! SIR, THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME. THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
822
00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:02,776
AWESOME !
823
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:06,084
BLENDER CHILDREN WERE RECORDING A ROCK VIDEO FOR THEIR NEXT SINGLE.
824
00:47:06,127 --> 00:47:09,174
NO DOUBT THEIR FANS WILL BE CLAMORING TO VIEW THAT LAST MEMENTO.
825
00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:11,393
AWESOME !
826
00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:18,270
OH, PLEASE,
FAIRY GODMOTHER.
827
00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:21,708
I NEED A CARRIAGE TO TAKE ME TO THE BALL.
828
00:47:21,751 --> 00:47:24,058
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. OOOH !
829
00:47:24,102 --> 00:47:27,670
HOP ON.
830
00:47:27,714 --> 00:47:32,719
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
- I'M ABOUT TO DO VIDEO ACES
A BIG FAVOR.
831
00:47:32,762 --> 00:47:37,724
JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE.
YOU'RE JUST GONNA WRECK THEM.
THEN THEY'LL BE WORSE OFF.
832
00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:40,292
THAT WOULD BE
IMPOSSIBLE.
833
00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:42,294
BELINDA,
834
00:47:42,337 --> 00:47:44,687
ARE YOU BALLING JOSH ?
835
00:47:44,731 --> 00:47:46,689
THAT'S
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
836
00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:48,909
TOO BAD.
837
00:47:48,953 --> 00:47:52,695
RIGHT NOW I NEED
THE BLENDER CHILDREN VIDEO.TOUGH.
838
00:47:52,739 --> 00:47:54,306
OH, YEAH ?
839
00:47:55,394 --> 00:47:57,483
HYAH !
840
00:48:10,322 --> 00:48:12,411
OOOH.
841
00:48:17,024 --> 00:48:18,983
HYAH !
842
00:48:21,637 --> 00:48:22,987
HAH !
843
00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:31,647
TWO NINJA BITCHES...
844
00:48:31,691 --> 00:48:33,649
ABOUT TO KILL
EACH OTHER.
845
00:48:33,693 --> 00:48:36,783
THE BLENDER CHILDREN ARE MULCH.
THEY JUST BOUGHT THE FARM.
846
00:48:36,826 --> 00:48:41,527
AND RVTV WANTS TO
PREMIERE THE VIDEO NOW,
LIVE AND EXCLUSIVE.
847
00:48:41,570 --> 00:48:43,790
DO YOU GET IT ?
848
00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:47,446
WELL, SAMANTHA,
EVEN OUR SHIT IS NOT WITHOUT
SOME ENDEARING QUALITIES.
849
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:49,448
PERFECT FOR RVTV.
850
00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:51,450
BELINDA,
LET'S MAKE A COPY.
851
00:48:51,493 --> 00:48:53,452
FUCK YOU.I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
852
00:48:53,495 --> 00:48:55,149
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
AROUND HERE ?
853
00:48:58,848 --> 00:49:01,547
I THINK I'LL TAPE OVER
THIS RED ONE.
854
00:49:01,590 --> 00:49:04,811
- DON'T DO THAT !
- YEAH, THAT'S VERY
UNPROFESSIONAL.
855
00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:06,726
TAPE OVER
THE MANGOTTI FUNERAL.
856
00:49:06,769 --> 00:49:08,858
THEY DIDN'T PAY US.
857
00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:14,995
I'M GONNA MEET YOU GUYS AT THE RVTV STUDIOS IN HALF AN HOUR.
858
00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:18,999
OKAY. VIDEO ACES
WORLD-TELEVISED PREMIERE,
LIVE EXCLUSIVE.
859
00:49:19,043 --> 00:49:21,175
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING ?
860
00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:22,785
YEAH.
861
00:49:26,572 --> 00:49:28,139
♪ RVTV
862
00:49:28,182 --> 00:49:31,533
I HOLD IN MY HAND THE LAST--
AND FIRST-- VIDEO...
863
00:49:31,577 --> 00:49:33,535
MADE BY
THE BLENDER CHILDREN...
864
00:49:33,579 --> 00:49:37,365
JUST BEFORE
THEIR EXPLOSIVE FINALE
AT THE GREEK THEATER.
865
00:49:37,409 --> 00:49:40,368
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE
SCREENING THIS NATIONWIDE,
SIGHT UNSEEN.
866
00:49:40,412 --> 00:49:43,110
THIS IS A DISASTER.
WE'RE NEVER GONNA
WORK AGAIN.
867
00:49:43,154 --> 00:49:45,765
WE'RE NOT WORKING NOW.SHH.
IT'S STARTING.
868
00:49:45,808 --> 00:49:49,812
MANGOTTI FUNERAL, TAKE ONE.
869
00:50:09,093 --> 00:50:11,573
I DON'T WANNA GROW UP THIS YEAR.
870
00:50:11,617 --> 00:50:15,055
YOU WON'T LEARN TILL IT'S OVER AND DONE.
871
00:50:15,099 --> 00:50:17,797
THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS TYPE OF FEAR.
872
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,148
BUT YOU KEEP BUILDING ME ONE BY ONE.
873
00:50:21,192 --> 00:50:23,933
ALL I WANT IS TO BE A PART THIS YEAR.
874
00:50:25,109 --> 00:50:27,024
NO MORE THREAT TO ANYONE.
875
00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:32,986
♪ THY WILL BE DONE
876
00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:46,130
♪ GO AHEAD AND DROP THE BOMB ♪
877
00:50:46,173 --> 00:50:48,610
♪ YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE ♪
878
00:50:48,654 --> 00:50:50,177
♪♪ BRILLIANT. JUST BRILLIANT.
879
00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:53,615
AN ASTONISHING EXAMPLE
OF POSTMODERNISM.
880
00:50:53,659 --> 00:50:55,617
A "PERSPICIOUS" PORTENT.
881
00:50:55,661 --> 00:50:57,880
THE EMOTIONS. RAW. SO RAW.
882
00:50:57,924 --> 00:50:59,882
INTERESTING THING
ABOUT THAT VIDEO:
883
00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:03,016
THEY CHOSE TO WORK WITH
THE VIDEO PRODUCTION TEAM
OF VIDEO ACES.
884
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,018
YOU'VE HEARD THAT NAME BEFORE.
885
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:07,020
HOW'S IT GOIN' ?
886
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:10,023
OKAY.
887
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:13,505
DID YOU WATCH RVTV
TONIGHT ?NO.
888
00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:16,595
♪♪ MISSED IT.
889
00:51:16,638 --> 00:51:19,206
WE'RE HOT !
890
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:24,081
I MEAN, I-- WE HAVE CLIENTS
LINED UP FOR VIDEO ACES.
891
00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:27,084
WE'RE GONNA
DO NONSTOP VIDEOS FOR
THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
892
00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:29,825
LOOK AT ALL THESE
BUSINESS CARDS.
893
00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:32,089
CONGRATULATIONS.
894
00:51:32,132 --> 00:51:34,091
♪ REPAVE AMERICA
895
00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:36,093
DON'T YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS ?
896
00:51:36,136 --> 00:51:38,095
THAT YOU GUYS'LL BECOME
EXACTLY LIKE SAMANTHA.
897
00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:42,403
TO US, IVAN,
AND TO OUR SUCCESS.
898
00:51:42,447 --> 00:51:44,405
TO YOU, SAMANTHA,
899
00:51:44,449 --> 00:51:47,669
FOR HELPING
MAKE VIDEO ACES
WHAT IT IS,
900
00:51:47,713 --> 00:51:51,369
AND FOR MAKING ME FEEL
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
LIKE I'M ON FIRE--
901
00:51:56,548 --> 00:51:58,376
TAKE MY WATER.
902
00:52:00,378 --> 00:52:03,903
- YOU WERE SAYING ?
- YOU LOOK RAVISHING.
903
00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:06,297
I'D LIKE TO
CHEW ON YOUR THIGHS.
904
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:09,082
I THOUGHT WE HAD
A PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP.
905
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,040
SO I'LL PAY.
906
00:52:13,652 --> 00:52:15,871
SERIOUSLY, IVAN,
907
00:52:15,915 --> 00:52:19,962
I THINK WE SHOULD START
PLANNING ABOUT OUR FUTURE
FAME AND FORTUNE.
908
00:52:20,006 --> 00:52:23,096
I'D THROW ALL OF THAT WAY
FOR ONE CHANCE TO FLAMBE
YOUR FLESH WITH MY TONGUE.
909
00:52:24,837 --> 00:52:28,057
ONLY ABSOLUTE SUCCESS CAN
BRING TOTAL FULFILLMENT.
910
00:52:29,363 --> 00:52:31,409
WANT YOUR CHERRY ?
911
00:52:32,758 --> 00:52:34,673
POWER IS HAPPINESS,
912
00:52:34,716 --> 00:52:37,023
AND THE MEDIA
IS THE KEY TO POWER.
913
00:52:37,066 --> 00:52:39,721
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
IS WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
914
00:52:42,507 --> 00:52:44,161
FUCK !
915
00:52:46,424 --> 00:52:49,731
BILL HEARST,
OTIS CHANDLER,
RUPERT MURDOCH,
916
00:52:49,775 --> 00:52:51,733
TED TURNER,
917
00:52:51,777 --> 00:52:54,083
CONNIE CHUNG.
918
00:52:54,127 --> 00:52:56,303
THESE PEOPLE
SEDUCED THE MASSES...
919
00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:59,393
AND IN TURN BECAME LEGENDS
IN THEIR OWN TIME.
920
00:53:00,873 --> 00:53:03,136
THAT'S WHAT I WANT, IVAN,
921
00:53:04,659 --> 00:53:06,313
AND THAT'S
WHAT I'M GONNA GET.
922
00:53:07,706 --> 00:53:10,230
ANY WAY I CAN.
923
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:13,625
WANNA DANCE ?
924
00:53:13,668 --> 00:53:15,322
I'LL LEAD.
925
00:53:20,066 --> 00:53:21,981
SAMANTHA !
926
00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:38,040
IT'S AWFULLY HOT OUT HERE.
927
00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:43,655
HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT REPRESENTATION ?
928
00:53:43,698 --> 00:53:45,352
AH,
IT LOOKS GOOD.
929
00:53:47,702 --> 00:53:50,401
YOU KNOW, IVAN,
930
00:53:50,444 --> 00:53:53,055
IN BUSINESS...
931
00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:55,144
ITS THE PERSONAL
RELATIONSHIPS...
932
00:53:59,018 --> 00:54:01,629
THAT MAKE IT ALL...
933
00:54:01,673 --> 00:54:03,631
WORTHWHILE.
934
00:54:03,675 --> 00:54:06,286
WHATEVER.
935
00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:09,637
FROM THERE THEY'RE OFF TO UTAH...
936
00:54:09,681 --> 00:54:11,639
TO DO THE OSMONDS' CHRISTMAS SHOW.
937
00:54:11,683 --> 00:54:14,294
THEY'RE SPENDING THE MONTH OF JANUARY WITH PIA.
938
00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:18,124
BUT I LIKE YOU A LOT, SO I'M GONNA TALK TO MY CLIENTS.
939
00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:20,474
YOUTALK TO THEM ?
940
00:54:20,518 --> 00:54:22,215
I'LL TALK TO THEM.
941
00:54:23,912 --> 00:54:27,699
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IS
A LIVE TELEVISED CONCERT...
942
00:54:27,742 --> 00:54:30,484
TO 30 MILLION
PEOPLE.
943
00:54:30,528 --> 00:54:32,878
EVERYBODY LOVES
MENUDO.
944
00:54:32,921 --> 00:54:34,880
MENUDO ?
945
00:54:34,923 --> 00:54:38,275
AND YOU KNOW THAT.
YEAH, WE LOVE MENUDO.
946
00:54:40,494 --> 00:54:42,191
TO THE LAST ALBUM.
947
00:54:44,890 --> 00:54:46,457
IVAN.
948
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:49,111
THIS IS A SMALL TOWN.
949
00:54:49,155 --> 00:54:51,418
OH, NO, IT'S NOT.
950
00:54:51,462 --> 00:54:55,117
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
THEY'LL BE THERE.
951
00:54:55,161 --> 00:54:57,337
IN A SURPRISING UPSET
TONIGHT,
952
00:54:57,381 --> 00:55:00,732
TWO VIRTUAL UNKNOWNS
HAVE SNATCHED TOP HONORS
AT THE U.S. VIDEO AWARDS...
953
00:55:00,775 --> 00:55:03,430
FOR THE BLENDER CHILDREN'S
MR. MX-7.
954
00:55:03,474 --> 00:55:05,432
WE'VE GOT
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW NOW...
955
00:55:05,476 --> 00:55:07,695
WITH THESE TWO
SIZZLING-HOT GUYS.
956
00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:11,395
WE ARE LIVE BACKSTAGE
AT THE U.S. VIDEO AWARDS--VIDEO ACES: 555-6957.
957
00:55:11,438 --> 00:55:13,658
YOU'LL GET
PLENTY OF TIME
TO SELL THAT.
958
00:55:13,701 --> 00:55:17,488
NORMAN, AREN'T THOSE
THE BOYS I HIRED
TO VIDEOTAPE THE BALL ?
959
00:55:17,531 --> 00:55:21,013
THEY NEVER SENT ME THE TAPE.
960
00:55:25,670 --> 00:55:29,369
I GOT A LEAD.
I THINK I KNOW
WHO HAS MY TAPE.
961
00:55:31,806 --> 00:55:34,766
TERMINAL BAR, NORT.ROGER. THAT'S A 10-4.
962
00:55:34,809 --> 00:55:37,159
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
963
00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:43,209
- ♪ IT WOULD TAKE A MIRACLE
964
00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:49,781
♪ TO EASE MY TROUBLED MIND
965
00:55:52,610 --> 00:55:56,396
♪ I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP ME ♪
966
00:55:58,267 --> 00:56:02,663
♪ TRYING HARD TO BE SO KIND
967
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:09,583
♪ BABY, YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO BE
968
00:56:11,585 --> 00:56:16,590
♪ JUST AN AUDIENCE FOR MY PAIN ♪
969
00:56:22,466 --> 00:56:24,511
♪ I'M LIVIN' IN A PRISON
970
00:56:26,861 --> 00:56:31,605
♪ THOUGH YOU CAN'T SEE
THE BARS ♪
971
00:56:34,956 --> 00:56:38,482
♪ I'VE BEEN WOUNDED
SO MANY TIMES, HA ♪
972
00:56:40,222 --> 00:56:44,618
♪ THOUGH YOU CANNOT SEE
THE SCARS ♪
973
00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:51,625
♪ I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE TO
LEAVE ME NOW ♪
974
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:58,284
♪ AND THE REASON IS PLAIN
975
00:57:01,505 --> 00:57:04,464
♪ BABY, YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO BE
976
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:11,210
♪ JUST AN AUDIENCE
FOR MY PAIN ♪
977
00:57:13,821 --> 00:57:19,827
♪ AUDIENCE FOR MY PAIN
978
00:57:19,871 --> 00:57:23,352
♪ I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME THAT WAY ♪GO !
979
00:57:25,659 --> 00:57:29,315
♪ OHH, NO
980
00:57:32,144 --> 00:57:36,714
♪ NO, NO, NO
981
00:57:39,804 --> 00:57:42,894
♪ NO, NO, NO
982
00:57:42,937 --> 00:57:46,898
♪ NO, NO, OHH
983
00:57:48,377 --> 00:57:53,470
♪ NO, NO, NO, OHH ♪
984
00:57:55,036 --> 00:57:58,431
THAT IS MUSIC !
SWANKY MODES ! ALL RIGHT !
985
00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:00,694
ALL RIGHT !
THAT IS MUSIC !
986
00:58:00,738 --> 00:58:03,305
THE FABULOUS
BROTHERS DIAMOND.
987
00:58:03,349 --> 00:58:05,525
OHH !
988
00:58:05,569 --> 00:58:09,050
♪ YOU HURT ME, BABY ♪ BABY
989
00:58:09,094 --> 00:58:11,923
♪ YOU THREW A NET
AROUND MY HEART ♪GOOD SET, BILLY.
990
00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:15,535
SHOW'S OVER, BOYS.
DRINKIN' TIME'S BEGUN.
991
00:58:15,579 --> 00:58:18,277
♪ I SAID YOU HURT ME-- ♪HERE YOU GO, LESTER.
992
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:22,368
WE HAVEN'T SUNG THAT TUNE
IN 15 YEARS.
993
00:58:22,411 --> 00:58:24,631
AND I CAN'T
EVEN REMEMBER
BACK THAT FAR.
994
00:58:24,675 --> 00:58:27,286
- NUMBER THREE ON THE CHARTS.
995
00:58:27,329 --> 00:58:30,898
YEAH, YOU PERFORMED ON
THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW
OCTOBER 12, 1970,
996
00:58:30,942 --> 00:58:35,512
8:22 EASTERN STANDARD TIME
RIGHT AFTER THOSE DANCING
ELEPHANTS.
997
00:58:35,555 --> 00:58:38,732
YOU BOYS BUYING ?
998
00:58:39,994 --> 00:58:41,953
YEAH !
YEAH, SURE.YEAH !
999
00:58:41,996 --> 00:58:44,738
WE LOVE THE SWANKY MODES !
SET 'EM UP, JACK.
1000
00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:47,393
EXCEPTING NOW
WE'RE THE BROTHERS DIAMOND.
1001
00:58:47,436 --> 00:58:49,656
JACK,
TWO COURVOISIERS.
1002
00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:54,008
THE HOTTEST ACTS
IN SHOW BUSINESS TODAY
ARE OFFSHOOTS OF YOU GUYS.
1003
00:58:54,052 --> 00:58:56,968
- YEAH. THEY RIPPED YOU OFF.
- YEAH, WELL,
IT'S A KNOWN SKINNY.
1004
00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:03,104
MAYBE WE CAN
HELP YOU GUYS.
1005
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:07,108
YEAH !
WE'LL DO A VIDEO, MAN !
1006
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:11,199
A MUSIC VIDEO WOULD
BROADEN YOUR DEMOGRAPHICS...
1007
00:59:11,243 --> 00:59:13,506
WHILE RETAINING
YOUR INTEGRITY.
1008
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,291
YEAH. WE CAN GET YOU
ON RVTV.
1009
00:59:16,335 --> 00:59:18,293
TV ? WHO'D WANNA SEE US ?
1010
00:59:18,337 --> 00:59:22,646
LOOK AT HIM. HE'S UGLY.
1011
00:59:22,689 --> 00:59:26,954
THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE
OUT THERE WHO ARE UGLY
WHO ARE MAKING SERIOUS MONEY.
1012
00:59:26,998 --> 00:59:31,568
SEE, WE CAN PACKAGE YOU
SO THE PUBLIC WILL FIND YOU
PALPABLE.
PACKAGE ? NO.
1013
00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:35,223
PALPABLE ?
PALPABLE.NO, NO ! I GOT IT !
1014
00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:38,618
WE'RE GONNA GIVE THESE GUYS
THE REAL THING.
1015
00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:42,840
AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE'RE GONNA START TOMORROW NIGHT WITH A LIVE SIMULCAST OF 20--
1016
00:59:42,883 --> 00:59:45,494
NO. THIRTY COUNTRIES !
YEAH !WE ARE ?
1017
00:59:45,538 --> 00:59:47,932
WHY ARE YOU GUYS
DOING THIS ?
1018
00:59:47,975 --> 00:59:50,630
WHY ?
BECAUSE WE HAVETO !
1019
00:59:50,674 --> 00:59:54,242
IF IT WASN'T FOR
YOUR INFLUENCE IN OUR LIVES,
WE'D KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT SOUL.
1020
00:59:54,286 --> 00:59:56,418
WE'D BE FAMILY MEN
WORKING FOR MULTINATIONAL--
1021
00:59:56,462 --> 01:00:00,074
EARNING SIX FIGURES,
DRIVING LeBARONS !
1022
01:00:00,118 --> 01:00:03,861
HEY, YOU CAN'T
PIN THAT ON US.
WE HAVE LAWYERS.
1023
01:00:03,904 --> 01:00:07,255
OH, IT'S TOO LATE.
WE OUTTA THE GATE,
BUT THAT'S OUR FATE !
1024
01:00:07,299 --> 01:00:10,258
THAT FUNKY TRAIN !
YEAH !
1025
01:00:10,302 --> 01:00:13,087
UH, HEY, BIG SPENDER. PAY THE MAN, IVAN.
1026
01:00:13,131 --> 01:00:16,351
HERE. I GOT SOME
CHANGE HERE SOMEWHERE.
1027
01:00:16,395 --> 01:00:18,353
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH, MAN.
1028
01:00:18,397 --> 01:00:20,268
NOW, WHAT IS THAT
ALL ABOUT ?
1029
01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:23,532
NOTHIN'.
1030
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:27,406
WHOO !
1031
01:00:27,449 --> 01:00:29,495
YEAH !
1032
01:00:30,539 --> 01:00:33,107
I AM TOTALLY PSYCHED, MAN !
1033
01:00:33,151 --> 01:00:36,850
AS OF THIS MOMENT,
WE ARE CANCELING
ALL OUR JIVE-JOB VIDEOS.
1034
01:00:36,894 --> 01:00:39,810
WE ARE ?EXCEPT MENUDO.
1035
01:00:39,853 --> 01:00:44,249
MENUDO ?YEAH. THE MASTER PLAN
HAS COME TO FRUITION, BUD !
1036
01:00:44,292 --> 01:00:46,860
AH ! OH !AH, YES !
1037
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:56,217
WATCH OUT !
DRIVE SAFELY !
1038
01:00:56,261 --> 01:00:58,872
ANYBODY THERE ?
1039
01:00:58,916 --> 01:01:01,527
YEAH. CAUCASIAN FEMALE.
1040
01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:05,705
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
THE AGES OF FIFTEEN
AND THIRTY-S-- FIVE.
1041
01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:08,577
RIGHT. LET'S MOVE.
1042
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:13,060
SHH. ALL RIGHT.
THERE'S SOME TAPES.
1043
01:01:13,104 --> 01:01:16,150
ADMISSION OF FEAR.
FALSE EVIDENCE APPEARING REAL.
1044
01:01:16,194 --> 01:01:18,544
WHAT'S THE DEFINITION
OF "IF" ?
BUT WHY M--
WHY MENUDO ?
1045
01:01:22,113 --> 01:01:24,681
BEAT IT, YOU HOODLUMS.
1046
01:01:30,338 --> 01:01:34,255
- LINDA, WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
- I DON'T KNOW.
1047
01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:38,738
BET YOU THOUGHT
YOU'D SEEN THE LAST
OF ME.
1048
01:01:38,782 --> 01:01:41,523
DAMN. I'M OUT.
1049
01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:44,048
OUT OF BULLETS,
HUH ?
1050
01:01:44,091 --> 01:01:48,008
- MY VIDEO PROTECTOR.
1051
01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:55,276
THANKS, SKIP.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS ?
1052
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,758
GENTLEMEN,
WE ARE THE, UH--HITMEN.
1053
01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:00,847
WE NEED A VIDEOTAPE
RIGHT AWAY.
1054
01:02:00,891 --> 01:02:03,154
IT'S 2:00 IN THE MORNING,
WE'RE TIRED,
1055
01:02:03,197 --> 01:02:05,765
AND WE'RE NOT DOING
ANY MORE JIVE-JOB VIDEOS.
1056
01:02:05,809 --> 01:02:08,986
THE ONLY WAY WE'D DO
A VIDEO WITH A BAND
LIKE YOU...
1057
01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:11,466
IS IF WE GOT PAID
THE BIG BUCKS,
YOU KNOW ?
1058
01:02:11,510 --> 01:02:14,339
WILL 90 THOU
IN NONSEQUENTIAL 50s
BE ACCEPTABLE ?
1059
01:02:14,382 --> 01:02:16,776
LET'S NOT HAGGLE.
100 THOU.WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
1060
01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:20,171
WE HAVE TO SET UP
FOR THE MODES CONCERT
TOMORROW NIGHT.
1061
01:02:20,214 --> 01:02:22,608
THIS IS THE CAPITAL
WE NEED TO KEEP
OUR EQUIPMENT.
1062
01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:25,306
CASH FLOW EQUALS
PERSONAL FREEDOM.
1063
01:02:25,350 --> 01:02:27,918
THE FREEDOM TO DO
THE VIDEOS YOU WANT.
CAPISCE ?
1064
01:02:27,961 --> 01:02:29,746
YOU CAN'T
PASS THIS UP.
1065
01:02:32,009 --> 01:02:34,228
THINK ABOUT IT.
1066
01:02:34,272 --> 01:02:39,016
ALL RIGHT. WE'LL DO IT
DURING OUR COFFEE BREAK
TOMORROW.
1067
01:02:39,059 --> 01:02:42,019
YOU BRING THE DOUGHNUTS.
NOW GET OUT OF HERE !
1068
01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:44,804
GENTLEMEN, LET ME
SHOW YOU TO YOUR CAR.
RIGHT THIS WAY.
1069
01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:47,241
YOU PICKED
A FINE COMPANY.YEAH ?
1070
01:02:47,285 --> 01:02:50,418
I'VE SEEN YOUR RECORDS,
AND I THINK-- I REALLY
RESPECT YOUR WORK.
1071
01:02:50,462 --> 01:02:52,856
I'M FLATTERED.WE'RE CURRENTLY WORKING
WITH BONNIE RAITT.
1072
01:02:52,899 --> 01:02:55,989
- NOT THEBONNIE RAITT.
- YEAH. BONNIE RAITT
WITH NIGEL HARRISON.
1073
01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:58,426
WHAT KIND OF CAR ARE YOU DRIVING ?
1074
01:02:58,470 --> 01:03:00,211
JOSH, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
1075
01:03:01,473 --> 01:03:03,388
YOU SEEM SO CHANGED.
1076
01:03:04,693 --> 01:03:08,349
YOU'RE SO COMMITTED,
SO RECKLESS,
1077
01:03:08,393 --> 01:03:10,525
SO PASSIONATE.
1078
01:03:10,569 --> 01:03:14,791
IT'S THE MODES.
MY BLOOD IS BOILING.
1079
01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:18,403
WHEN THEY STIR UP
THE THOUGHTS AND SENSATIONS
THAT ARE PENT UP INSIDE ME,
1080
01:03:18,446 --> 01:03:20,840
I-I FEEL LIKE
I'M READY TO EXPLODE.
1081
01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:24,191
COME HERE, YOU LITTLE FILLY.
1082
01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:30,676
SHOULD I GET
MY DIAPHRAGM ?DAMN STRAIGHT, WOMAN.
1083
01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:34,245
WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE
ON THE LOVETRAIN.
1084
01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:41,861
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP ?
1085
01:03:41,905 --> 01:03:45,343
I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S FIND OUT.
1086
01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:49,042
HEY. LOOK WHO
I RAN INTO DOWNSTAIRS.
1087
01:03:52,132 --> 01:03:55,527
HEY, EVERYBODY,
IT'S LIMBO TIME !
1088
01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:23,903
HONEY, LOOK.
1089
01:04:23,947 --> 01:04:29,039
SEE ? THAT WAS JUST A FRONT.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.HEY. YEAH.
1090
01:04:29,082 --> 01:04:31,998
THAT'S JOSH ! AREN'T YOU PROUD ? LOOKY THERE.
1091
01:04:32,042 --> 01:04:35,741
YEAH.
THERE'S IVAN.
1092
01:04:35,784 --> 01:04:38,091
LET'S SURPRISE 'EM.YEAH.
1093
01:04:46,534 --> 01:04:49,711
- WHOOP.
- HI.
1094
01:04:58,982 --> 01:05:01,332
HI, MOM. HI, DAD.
1095
01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:05,945
UH, THIS IS BELINDA.
SHE'S A GIRL.HI.
1096
01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:11,342
DON'T SAY A WORD.
NOT ONE WORD !
1097
01:05:30,404 --> 01:05:33,581
LET ME HAVE SOME.ALL RIGHT.
OVER HERE. MOVE IT !
1098
01:05:35,496 --> 01:05:37,455
ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
LISTEN UP.
1099
01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:40,632
WE'LL DISTRACT THEM
WHILE YOU FIND
THAT RED TAPE.
1100
01:05:40,675 --> 01:05:45,158
AND REMEMBER,
THERE'S A BONUS FOR THE MAN
WHO PUTS IT IN MY HAND.
1101
01:05:50,337 --> 01:05:52,949
HOLD ON A SECOND.
WHERE'S THE DOUGHNUTS ?
1102
01:05:52,992 --> 01:05:56,213
STANDARD GOVERNMENT ISSUE.GOOD.
1103
01:05:56,256 --> 01:06:00,304
- RIGHT THIS WAY. WE'LL
BE WORKING IN STUDIO "D."
1104
01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:03,655
WATCHING ?
ONE, TWO, THREE, STEP. OKAY. LET'S GO.
1105
01:06:03,698 --> 01:06:06,397
ONE, TWO, THREE, BACK.
ARMS LIKE WINDMILLS. LET'S ROLL.
1106
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,574
IVAN ! LET'S GO ! OPPOSITE HANDS, OKAY ?
1107
01:06:09,617 --> 01:06:12,272
TOUCH, STEP.
TOUCH, STEP.
SING.
1108
01:06:12,316 --> 01:06:14,579
OKAY. TEN MINUTES.
TEN MINUTES. GOOD LUCK.
1109
01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:21,020
COME ON ! GET TO WORK !
1110
01:06:25,764 --> 01:06:27,940
♪ NO NEED TO DISCUSS IT
1111
01:06:30,073 --> 01:06:32,989
♪ 'CAUSE THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR
1112
01:06:34,251 --> 01:06:38,255
♪ WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR LOVING EYES ♪
1113
01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:41,214
♪ I KNOW YOU WANT ME NEAR HERE.
THIS IS IT. NO.
1114
01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:43,260
SHIT ! ♪ HUSH
1115
01:06:43,303 --> 01:06:46,002
♪ BABY
DON'T MAKE A SOUND ♪SHH !
1116
01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:50,310
♪ WE'RE ONLY WASTING PRECIOUS TIME ♪
1117
01:06:50,354 --> 01:06:53,052
♪ I KNOW IN MY HEART AND SOUL
1118
01:06:53,096 --> 01:06:55,185
HUH. MM. RED TAPE.
1119
01:06:55,228 --> 01:06:57,883
HERE.
GIVE IT TO ME.HEY ! GIVE ME THAT !
1120
01:06:57,926 --> 01:07:01,060
HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU.I FOUND IT !
1121
01:07:01,104 --> 01:07:05,673
♪ DON'T NEED NO 1-2-3s ♪ 1-2-3s
1122
01:07:05,717 --> 01:07:09,895
♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO SPEAK WHEN YOUR KNEES GET WEAK ♪
1123
01:07:09,938 --> 01:07:12,158
♪ IT'S THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE
1124
01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:14,552
GIVE IT BACK !GIVE IT !
1125
01:07:14,595 --> 01:07:17,294
♪ DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOU SING
1126
01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:22,299
♪ OH, THAT YOU FEEL THIS WAY ♪ THAT YOU FEEL THIS WAY
1127
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:26,259
♪ 'CAUSE EVERY TIME WE KISS OUR LIPS WILL NEVER MISS ♪
1128
01:07:26,303 --> 01:07:29,262
♪ THAT'S THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE
1129
01:07:29,306 --> 01:07:32,091
♪ THAT'S THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE ♪
1130
01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:34,615
HEY !
GIMME THAT THING !GIMME IT !
1131
01:07:34,659 --> 01:07:38,097
THAT'S A WRAP.
1132
01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:40,317
PATRICK.
THAT'S A FINE IRISH NAME.
1133
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:45,148
AS YOUR PARTY'S LEADING
PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER,
1134
01:07:45,191 --> 01:07:47,889
YOU ARE A STAUNCH ADVOCATE
OF NUCLEAR PROLIFERATION ?
1135
01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:50,718
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- NOW, DOES WANTING MORE
AND BIGGER MISSILES...
1136
01:07:50,762 --> 01:07:53,069
STEM FROM PENIS ENVY
OF THE RUSSIANS ?
1137
01:07:53,112 --> 01:07:56,724
UH, NO, I-I--
THAT'S NOT THE CASE, SON.
1138
01:07:56,768 --> 01:08:00,554
UH, THAT'S-- MATTER OF FACT,
THAT'S PRIMITIVE THINKING.
1139
01:08:00,598 --> 01:08:04,080
BUT, I WILL ADD,
1140
01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:07,866
I'LL THROW MY SLAB UP ON
THE YARDSTICK AGAINST GORBY
ANY DAY OF THE GODDAMN WEEK.
1141
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,090
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
MR. MART.
1142
01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:18,703
MR. MART, I HEAR
THAT YOU'RE AN AVID
VIDEO ENTHUSIAST.
1143
01:08:18,746 --> 01:08:20,748
UH... VIDEO ?
1144
01:08:20,792 --> 01:08:25,231
WELL, YEAH.
I-I MEAN, I-I-I DABBLE.
1145
01:08:25,275 --> 01:08:29,627
I'VE SEEN YOUR WORK.
IT'S VERY PROVOCATIVE.
1146
01:08:29,670 --> 01:08:32,325
AND IF I REFUSE ?
1147
01:08:32,369 --> 01:08:34,588
AMERICA
WOULD LOVE TO TUNE IN...
1148
01:08:34,632 --> 01:08:37,243
TO SEE ITS PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE BEING SPANKED
BY A GIRL IN A WET SUIT.
1149
01:08:39,376 --> 01:08:41,117
ALL RIGHT.
1150
01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:45,991
TEN DAYS.
1151
01:08:46,034 --> 01:08:48,689
YOU'LL BE PUBLISHING
IN TEN DAYS.
1152
01:08:48,733 --> 01:08:51,388
NOW, WHERE'S MY TAPE ?SOMEPLACE SAFE.
1153
01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:54,695
NO ! IT'S MINE ! SHH !
1154
01:08:54,739 --> 01:08:57,829
- HERE'S THE TAPE
FROM THE VIDEO ACES.
- ENTERTAIN US, MR. G.
1155
01:08:57,872 --> 01:09:01,528
I'M SURE MISS GREGORY HERE
WOULD LIKE TO SEE
MY PROVOCATIVE WORK...
1156
01:09:01,572 --> 01:09:04,401
ONE LAST TIME.
1157
01:09:18,023 --> 01:09:20,156
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS, MART.
1158
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:25,987
RVTV JUST CONFIRMED
THE SATELLITE HOOKUP.
1159
01:09:26,031 --> 01:09:29,600
MENUDO'S GONNA BE PISSED. THEY'RE YOUNG. THEY'LL GET OVER IT.
1160
01:09:29,643 --> 01:09:33,604
HEY ! NOW, THESE ARE THE SWANKY MODES I REMEMBER.
1161
01:09:33,647 --> 01:09:36,041
YOU GUYS
LOOK GREAT.YEAH.
1162
01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:40,219
ALL RIGHT. THE MODES ARE COMING BACK IN A BIG WAY.
1163
01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:43,396
KINDA LIKE OLD TIMES,
EH, BILLY ?
1164
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:45,616
NOT R-REALLY.
1165
01:09:45,659 --> 01:09:48,880
WHY DON'T YOU GO INTO THE VIDEO LOUNGE AND JUST RELAX ?
1166
01:09:48,923 --> 01:09:51,883
THERE'S A REFRIGERATOR
WITH WINE COOLERS
IF YOU WANT A DRINK.
1167
01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:55,016
WE JUST GOTTA DO
A COUPLE MORE STRAIGHT-TYPE
THINGS BEFORE THE SHOW.
1168
01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:57,410
LET'S WARM UP,
BILLY.OKAY.
1169
01:09:57,454 --> 01:10:00,500
ONE, TWO.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
1170
01:10:00,544 --> 01:10:03,460
♪ BET YO' BOTTOM DOLLAR ON ME
1171
01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:06,985
♪ I'M AS GOOD
AS GOOD CAN BE ♪
1172
01:10:07,028 --> 01:10:09,248
HOLY SHIT.
1173
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:20,259
SOME MEN ARE AFTER ME.COUNT ME IN.
1174
01:10:20,303 --> 01:10:22,696
IVAN, I'M SERIOUS.
THESE GUYS ARE TRYING
TO KILL ME.
1175
01:10:22,740 --> 01:10:26,831
SOMEBODY ON THAT ROOF !
YOU ! ON TOP OF THAT CAR.
BACK HIM UP.
1176
01:10:26,874 --> 01:10:30,269
- HEY. IT'S THE HITMEN !
- THAT'S THEM.
1177
01:10:30,313 --> 01:10:33,664
- THEY'RE COMPLETELY HARMLESS.
WE JUST DID THEIR LAST VIDEO.
- FIRE.
1178
01:10:37,668 --> 01:10:40,671
NO REFUNDS !
1179
01:10:40,714 --> 01:10:44,196
OH, SHIT !
1180
01:10:50,942 --> 01:10:53,510
GOD ! JOSH, GIVE THEM
THE MONEY BACK.
1181
01:10:53,553 --> 01:10:56,121
I'M NOT GOING DOWN THERE.
NO WAY !YOU SHOULD ! YOU SHOULD !
1182
01:10:56,164 --> 01:10:58,645
SAMANTHA !
SAMANTHA !
NO !
HEY.
1183
01:10:58,689 --> 01:11:01,866
IF IT'LL HELP YOU GUYS OUT,
WE'LL TAKE IT TO 'EM.
1184
01:11:01,909 --> 01:11:05,391
- GET IT, BILLY.
- WE CAN DO THAT MUCH FOR YOU.
1185
01:11:09,743 --> 01:11:11,876
WE LOVE THE SWANKY MODES.
1186
01:11:15,749 --> 01:11:17,708
NO PROBLEM.
1187
01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:21,407
COME ON, LESTER.
LESTER ! COME ON !
1188
01:11:21,451 --> 01:11:23,540
HOLD YOUR FIRE !
1189
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:26,717
COME ON, LESTER.
NO PROBLEM, OFFICER.
1190
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,502
GIVE ME THAT CASE. NO PROBLEM.
NO PROBLEM.
1191
01:11:32,070 --> 01:11:36,204
THEY'RE OPENING THE CASE.
1192
01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:40,034
- THEY'RE LOOKING
INSIDE THE CASE.
- IT'S NOT HERE.
1193
01:11:42,733 --> 01:11:46,345
THEY'RE GIVING THE CASE BACK. THE MODES ARE WALKING AWAY.
1194
01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:49,348
NO, THEY'RE RUNNINGAWAY.NOW THEY'RE POINTING
A MACHINE GUN AT US.
1195
01:11:49,392 --> 01:11:53,221
THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US AGAIN !
1196
01:11:53,265 --> 01:11:56,877
- NO SHIT !
- THEY DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY !
THEY'RE MART'S MEN !
1197
01:11:56,921 --> 01:11:59,750
WHAT ?WHAT ?
1198
01:11:59,793 --> 01:12:02,448
OH, GOD. BELINDA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
1199
01:12:05,059 --> 01:12:07,497
- HOLD IT ! HOLD IT !
1200
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:10,021
THEY'RE TALKING TO HER.
1201
01:12:10,064 --> 01:12:12,980
WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS
DOING HERE ?
YOU ALMOST KILLED ME.
1202
01:12:13,024 --> 01:12:15,983
ARE YOU OKAY ?YOU BOZO ! I LIVE HERE.
GET OUT OF HERE !
1203
01:12:16,027 --> 01:12:18,769
- GET DOWN OFF THAT CAR !
- THEY'RE PUTTING AWAY
THEIR GUNS.
1204
01:12:18,812 --> 01:12:23,077
GET IN THE CAR
AND GET OUT OF HERE !
GET OFF THAT ROOF !
1205
01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:26,429
COME ON ! LET'S GO ! SNAP IT UP ! GO ON ! GET OUT OF HERE !
1206
01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:29,170
THEY'RE GETTING
IN THEIR CAR.
1207
01:12:31,608 --> 01:12:33,610
THEY'RE DRIVING AWAY.
WE'RE SAFE.
1208
01:12:33,653 --> 01:12:35,612
WE'RE SAFE !WE'RE SAFE !
1209
01:12:35,655 --> 01:12:38,397
- WE'RE SAFE !
1210
01:12:39,703 --> 01:12:42,140
SAMANTHA, WHY DID
THEY WANNA KILL US ?
1211
01:12:42,183 --> 01:12:45,273
- HOW DID YOU GET THEM
NOT TO KILL US ?
- WHERE THE FUCK...
1212
01:12:45,317 --> 01:12:47,275
DID THE MODES GO
WITH OUR MONEY ?
1213
01:12:47,319 --> 01:12:49,103
THEY'LL BE
AT THE CONCERT.
1214
01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:57,764
WELCOME TO RVTV'S EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE OF THE MENUDO CONCERT,
1215
01:12:57,808 --> 01:13:01,333
BEAMING OUT TO OVER 30 MILLION HOUSEHOLDS ACROSS THE WORLD !
1216
01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:04,292
SO STAY TUNED TO RVTV.
1217
01:13:06,556 --> 01:13:08,384
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS !
MENUDO ! MENUDO !
1218
01:13:08,427 --> 01:13:10,603
AY ! MENUDO !
JOHNNY-- OHH !
1219
01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:12,649
BAMBINOS. HEY.
¿ QUE PASO ?
1220
01:13:12,692 --> 01:13:16,261
MI LLAMO IVAN.
ESE ES EL DIRECTOR
SENOR JOSH TAGERMEISTER.
1221
01:13:16,304 --> 01:13:18,263
HI, GUYS.
GONNA BE GREAT
WORKING WITH YA.
1222
01:13:18,306 --> 01:13:20,352
LISTEN,
UM, I GOTTA SEE
YOUR GREEN CARDS.
1223
01:13:21,571 --> 01:13:24,661
LEFT THEM AT THE HOTEL.
MY, MY.
1224
01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:26,663
HOW COULD THIS
HAVE HAPPENED ?
1225
01:13:26,706 --> 01:13:30,057
THIS PUTS US IN AN
EMBARRASSING SITUATION.THE NEW IMMIGRATION LAW AND ALL.
1226
01:13:30,101 --> 01:13:32,451
WE COULD BE FINED UP TO
$1,000 PER MENUDO.
1227
01:13:32,495 --> 01:13:37,151
WHY DON'T YOU JAM BACK
TO THE BUNGALOW AT THE HOTEL,
PICK 'EM UP, COME RIGHT BACK ?
1228
01:13:37,195 --> 01:13:39,850
SORRY. THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO. PULL IT OUT.
1229
01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:43,288
LET'S GO.GO, GO !
VAMOS ALA CHINGADA.
1230
01:13:44,507 --> 01:13:47,031
I HATE TO WAIT.
1231
01:13:47,074 --> 01:13:49,860
WHAT TIME IS IT ?
1232
01:13:49,903 --> 01:13:51,862
WHAT TIME IS IT ?
1233
01:13:51,905 --> 01:13:53,777
GOD !
1234
01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:56,475
WHERE ARE THEY ?THERE'S NO PROBLEM,
ALL RIGHT ?
1235
01:13:56,519 --> 01:13:58,869
THEY'RE GOING TO BE HERE.
THE MODES ARE GOING TO
OPEN FOR THEM.
1236
01:13:58,912 --> 01:14:01,698
THE MODES ?
WHO THE HELL ARE THE MODES ?
1237
01:14:01,741 --> 01:14:04,831
THE SWANKY MODES. THEY'VE
BEEN LEGENDS FOR 20 YEARS.
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN ?
1238
01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:07,355
I'M ONLY 17 !
1239
01:14:10,489 --> 01:14:12,665
ANYBODY WANT THESE TICKETS ?
1240
01:14:12,709 --> 01:14:15,973
TWENTY-FIVE BUCKS APIECE IS ALL I'M ASKING FOR. MENUDO, YOU KNOW ?
1241
01:14:16,016 --> 01:14:19,933
IVAN. IVAN, WHAT IF
THEY DON'T SHOW UP ?
1242
01:14:19,977 --> 01:14:23,676
WHAT IF WE WANTED THIS
MORE FOR THEM THAN THEY
WANTED IT FOR THEMSELVES ?
1243
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,374
THAT'S AN INTRIGUING PREMISS,
JOSH.
1244
01:14:26,418 --> 01:14:28,681
MEANS WE GOT
A BIG PROBLEM.
1245
01:14:28,725 --> 01:14:32,511
IT MEANS YOU
REALLY FUCKED UP !I-- ME ? IFUCKED UP ? ME ?
1246
01:14:32,555 --> 01:14:36,733
ME ! YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO ALWAYS IMITATED
THE MODES.
1247
01:14:36,776 --> 01:14:39,779
YOULEARNED THEIR ROUTINES. YOU
WANTED US TO BE
LIKE BILLY AND LESTER !
1248
01:14:39,823 --> 01:14:41,955
LISTEN, I DELIVERED
ON THE BUSINESS END.
1249
01:14:41,999 --> 01:14:43,957
NOW YOU CAN'T DELIVER
ON THE CREATIVE END.
1250
01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:46,656
SO I'M GONNA TAKE THE BLAME ?
SCREW YOU !SCREW YOU !
1251
01:14:46,699 --> 01:14:48,962
SCREW YOU ! SCREW YOU !SCREW YOU ! SCREW YOU !
1252
01:14:49,006 --> 01:14:52,531
IF THE MODES DON'T SHOW UP,
WE'RE BOTH SCREWED !
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ?
1253
01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:58,668
HEY ! MOVE IT OR LOSE IT.
- WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
1254
01:14:58,711 --> 01:15:01,366
I SAID, "MOVE IT."THAT'S WHAT
I THOUGHT YOU SAID.
1255
01:15:01,409 --> 01:15:03,499
OHH.
1256
01:15:10,375 --> 01:15:12,508
I'LL PARK IT.
1257
01:15:16,947 --> 01:15:19,166
MOVE IT.
1258
01:15:21,734 --> 01:15:23,954
NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS CONCERT.
1259
01:15:23,997 --> 01:15:26,739
YOU SURE
THIS IS THE PLACE ?THIS LOOKS LIKE IT.
1260
01:15:26,783 --> 01:15:30,569
YOU SURE ?THIS SEEMS TO BE
THE BACKSTAGE AREA.
1261
01:15:30,613 --> 01:15:33,572
- PEOPLE ARE GOING BACK THERE.
- THAT'S HIM ! THAT'S THE GUY !
1262
01:15:35,008 --> 01:15:38,795
HEY, HEY ! OH, JESUS.
OHH, SHIT !
1263
01:15:38,838 --> 01:15:43,190
HEY ! HEY, STOP THAT,
YOU BIG APE !COME ON ! OOH !
1264
01:15:43,234 --> 01:15:45,932
WE WERE GONNA PAY
TO PARK HERE !
1265
01:15:45,976 --> 01:15:50,197
NBC NEWS ? LISTEN,
I'VE GOT A VIDEOTAPE SHOWING...
1266
01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:54,071
A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ENGAGED IN DEVIANT SEXUAL ACTIVITIES.
1267
01:15:54,114 --> 01:15:57,901
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I NEED A RELEASE ?
THIS IS NEWS !
1268
01:15:57,944 --> 01:16:00,904
$15.99 !
COME ON, WHO WANTS 'EM ?
YOU WANT THIS ?
1269
01:16:00,947 --> 01:16:04,472
- TAKE THE SHIRT, ALL RIGHT ?
JUST TAKE THE SHIRT.
1270
01:16:06,387 --> 01:16:08,607
EVERYBODY RUN ! RUN !
1271
01:16:13,003 --> 01:16:15,222
HERE !GUN.
1272
01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:17,616
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING ?UNH. LOOK OUT.
1273
01:16:22,273 --> 01:16:24,449
OH !
OOH ! SHIT !
1274
01:16:33,763 --> 01:16:35,503
GO, BABY !
1275
01:16:44,512 --> 01:16:47,690
♪ DON'T NEED NO A-B-Cs
1276
01:16:47,733 --> 01:16:51,041
♪ DON'T NEED NO 1-2-3s
1277
01:16:51,084 --> 01:16:53,870
♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO SPEAK--
1278
01:16:53,913 --> 01:16:57,830
THE TENSION'S REALLY BUILDING UP HERE BACKSTAGE AT THE BIG CONCERT.
1279
01:16:57,874 --> 01:17:00,485
LOTS OF SURPRISE--
WHOA THERE !
1280
01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:03,836
LOOK WHO SNAGGED
SAMANTHA GREGORY FROM
ROCK GOSSIPFANZINE !
1281
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,665
SHE'S THE FACE
THAT DISCOVERED
THE ACES !
1282
01:17:06,709 --> 01:17:10,495
WHERE ARE JOSH AND IVAN HIDING ?UPSTAIRS IN
THE OUT-OF-CONTROL BOOTH !
1283
01:17:10,538 --> 01:17:12,671
WHAT'S THE NEW WHAMMY,
SAMMY ?
1284
01:17:12,715 --> 01:17:17,197
HUH ? MART. NORMAN.
CONGRESSMAN. SHEEP.
1285
01:17:17,241 --> 01:17:21,288
IT'S ANOTHER
RVTV EXCLUSIVE !STEP ON IT.
1286
01:17:25,728 --> 01:17:28,165
SATELLITE UPLINK
STARTS IN ONE MINUTE.
1287
01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:32,299
WHICH SHOT DO YOU WANT
TO START WITH, IVAN ?
1288
01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:34,693
ANY ONE WILL DO.
THAT ONE. THAT ONE.
1289
01:17:34,737 --> 01:17:38,523
- THERE SHE IS.
1290
01:17:42,527 --> 01:17:44,660
AAH !
1291
01:17:48,228 --> 01:17:51,057
AWESOME !
1292
01:17:55,496 --> 01:17:58,499
IVAN, MART'S GOONS
ARE AFTER ME AGAIN.
1293
01:17:58,543 --> 01:18:00,327
WHY DID YOU COME IN HERE ?
1294
01:18:04,114 --> 01:18:06,551
GIVE ME THE TAPE,
SAMANTHA.
1295
01:18:12,862 --> 01:18:15,125
GAAAH !
1296
01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:18,737
WAAH !
1297
01:18:21,784 --> 01:18:25,352
BLACKMAIL IS NOT
FOR THE NOVICE,
MISS GREGORY.
1298
01:18:25,396 --> 01:18:27,354
YOU'VE GOT YOUR FILTHY
LITTLE TAPE, MART.
1299
01:18:27,398 --> 01:18:30,357
WHY DON'T YOU CRAWL
BACK INTO YOUR HOLE ? SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
1300
01:18:30,401 --> 01:18:32,969
SHE'S BEEN UNDER
A LOT OF STRESS.
1301
01:18:33,012 --> 01:18:36,276
LADY, THIS BETTER BE
THE RIGHT FUCKING TAPE.
1302
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:39,497
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL ?
THAT CHARITY BALL
WAS A DUD.
1303
01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:42,979
YOU IDIOTS. THIS ISN'T A CHARITY BALL. THIS COULD RUIN ME.
1304
01:18:43,022 --> 01:18:45,982
IT COULD ?OH, YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS
IT COULD.
1305
01:18:46,025 --> 01:18:48,549
I COULD BE REDUCED
TO AN INSIGNIFICANT PISSANT--
1306
01:18:48,593 --> 01:18:50,551
JUST LIKE YOU.
1307
01:18:52,815 --> 01:18:56,601
WELL, THEN, UH,
LET'S CHECK AND MAKE SURE
IT'S THE RIGHT TAPE.
1308
01:18:56,644 --> 01:18:59,038
WHAT ?I'LL THREAD IT UP
FOR YOU.
1309
01:18:59,082 --> 01:19:01,258
MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO
WATCH IT AT HOME.
1310
01:19:03,390 --> 01:19:05,958
NO. NO, I--
1311
01:19:06,002 --> 01:19:07,960
I THINK MR.-- MR.--JOSH.
1312
01:19:08,004 --> 01:19:10,571
MR. JOSH IS RIGHT.
1313
01:19:10,615 --> 01:19:13,792
UH, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
1314
01:19:13,836 --> 01:19:16,969
NOW, THIS IS NOTHING FANCY.
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ?
1315
01:19:17,013 --> 01:19:19,232
I MEAN, IT'S JUST
A LITTLE HOME CAMERA.
1316
01:19:19,276 --> 01:19:22,409
AND IT'S JUST--
I MEAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT,
BUT, YOU KNOW--
1317
01:19:22,453 --> 01:19:24,411
YEAH, WE UNDERSTAND.
1318
01:19:40,601 --> 01:19:43,691
DON'T. OH, NO ! AH ! OH, NO !
1319
01:19:46,651 --> 01:19:49,654
OH. DON'T. DON'T ! NO !
1320
01:19:49,697 --> 01:19:52,352
NO ! AH ! AAH !
AAH ! NO !
1321
01:19:52,396 --> 01:19:55,355
CHARLES, CALL MY LAWYER !
1322
01:19:55,399 --> 01:19:59,925
STOP IT ! AAH ! AH ! OH !
NO ! NO, NO, NO.
1323
01:20:02,406 --> 01:20:06,323
NO, NO, NO.
NO ! AAH ! NO !
DON'T DO IT ! NO !
1324
01:20:06,366 --> 01:20:08,847
WELL, MOMMY, CANCEL MY APPOINTMENT WITH--
1325
01:20:08,891 --> 01:20:10,893
WHAT'S HIS NAME ? NORMAN MART.
1326
01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:13,373
CAN YOU MAKE THE PICTURE LESS FUZZY ?
1327
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:20,641
- WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON ?
- WELL, THE TAPE IS INTERLOCKED
WITH A SATELLITE,
1328
01:20:20,685 --> 01:20:24,863
AND IT'S BEING
TRANSMITTED TO DOWNLINKS
THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
1329
01:20:24,907 --> 01:20:27,344
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH ?
1330
01:20:27,387 --> 01:20:29,607
WELL, STOP IT !
1331
01:20:29,650 --> 01:20:32,218
TOO LATE, MAN.
1332
01:20:32,262 --> 01:20:36,875
YOUR ASS HAS JUST GONE OUT
HIGH SPEED...
1333
01:20:36,919 --> 01:20:39,182
TO THOUSANDS
OF AFFILIATE STATIONS,
1334
01:20:39,225 --> 01:20:41,880
AND EACH NOW HAS
THEIR OWN COPY.
1335
01:20:41,924 --> 01:20:45,014
- SAY, "GOOD NIGHT," NORMAN.
1336
01:20:50,323 --> 01:20:53,065
NO MORE POLITICS.
NO MORE KICKBACKS.
1337
01:20:53,109 --> 01:20:55,676
NO MORE
MEET THE PRESS.DAD.
1338
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,853
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
1339
01:20:57,896 --> 01:21:01,247
DAD ? THIS SLIME DOG
IS YOUR FATHER ?
1340
01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:04,381
- I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO TELL YOU.
- WELL, THANKS.
1341
01:21:04,424 --> 01:21:07,166
HEY ! WHERE'S MENUDO ?
1342
01:21:07,210 --> 01:21:09,168
MENUDO !
1343
01:21:09,212 --> 01:21:11,605
MENUDO ! MENUDO !
1344
01:21:11,649 --> 01:21:15,044
I WON'T GET TO BE PRESIDENT !
I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT !
1345
01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:17,524
OH, MY ! OH, MY !
1346
01:21:17,568 --> 01:21:21,267
- I'VE LOST EVERYTHING,
BELINDA !
- NO, YOU HAVEN'T.
1347
01:21:21,311 --> 01:21:23,879
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA !
I HATE TO BREAK THIS UP, HEIDI,
1348
01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:27,752
BUT WE GOT A SATELLITE THING
HAPPENING IN, LIKE, SIX SECONDS.
1349
01:21:27,795 --> 01:21:31,147
- DID YOU FIND THE MODES ?
- NO.
1350
01:21:31,190 --> 01:21:34,063
AWW. MENUDO ! MENUDO !
1351
01:21:34,106 --> 01:21:37,370
MENUDO ! MENUDO ! MENUDO ! MENUDO !
1352
01:21:37,414 --> 01:21:39,590
MENUDO ! MENUDO !
1353
01:21:54,779 --> 01:21:56,912
I LOVE THESE GUYS.
1354
01:21:56,955 --> 01:21:59,131
MENUDO ! MENUDO !
1355
01:22:02,091 --> 01:22:04,354
COME ON. LET'S GO.
1356
01:22:04,397 --> 01:22:06,791
DUDE !HOMEBOYS !
YEAH !
1357
01:22:06,834 --> 01:22:09,315
OPEN UP ! LET 'EM THROUGH.
1358
01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:20,413
THIS WAY.
RIGHT UP THIS WAY.
1359
01:22:20,457 --> 01:22:23,460
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
MOVE OUT OF THE WAY !
GIVE THEM SOME SPACE !
1360
01:22:23,503 --> 01:22:26,245
COME ON. MOVE !
OUT OF THE WAY !
YOU'RE ON.
1361
01:22:30,858 --> 01:22:33,774
ATENCION, DAMAS Y CABALLEROS.
1362
01:22:33,818 --> 01:22:35,776
ATENCION !
1363
01:22:44,437 --> 01:22:46,744
PRESENTAMOS...
1364
01:22:46,787 --> 01:22:49,660
LOS SWANKY MODES !
1365
01:22:54,621 --> 01:22:58,930
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1366
01:23:02,064 --> 01:23:06,982
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1367
01:23:09,897 --> 01:23:13,423
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ♪
1368
01:23:13,466 --> 01:23:17,035
♪ TAKIN' HIS CHANCES
AND ROLLIN' THE DICE ♪
1369
01:23:17,079 --> 01:23:21,953
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1370
01:23:25,304 --> 01:23:28,655
♪ WORKIN' THIS JOB
YOU GOTTA BE CRAZY ♪
1371
01:23:28,699 --> 01:23:31,441
♪ FIFTY PERCENT
OUT OF YOUR MIND ♪
1372
01:23:31,484 --> 01:23:36,315
♪ THEY SAY FORGET IT, BOY THEY CALL YOU LAZY ♪
1373
01:23:36,359 --> 01:23:39,449
♪ THEY TAKE THE CREDIT
WHEN YOU HIT BIG TIME ♪
1374
01:23:39,492 --> 01:23:44,062
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1375
01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:46,586
♪ NOW, NOW, NOW
NOW, NOW ♪
1376
01:23:46,630 --> 01:23:51,548
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1377
01:23:55,334 --> 01:23:58,685
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ♪
1378
01:23:58,729 --> 01:24:02,385
♪ TAKIN' HIS CHANCES AND ROLLIN' THE DICE ♪
1379
01:24:02,428 --> 01:24:07,085
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1380
01:24:10,567 --> 01:24:13,918
♪ YOU'VE GOT TO SACRIFICE
YOU'VE GOT TO SUFFER ♪
1381
01:24:13,961 --> 01:24:16,616
♪ YOU'VE GOT TO
REALLY PAY YOUR DUES ♪
1382
01:24:16,660 --> 01:24:21,099
♪ 'CAUSE THERE THERE'S NO GUARANTEE
THAT YOU'LL BE DISCOVERED ♪
1383
01:24:21,143 --> 01:24:24,668
♪ ONE DAY YOU'RE UP
ONE DAY YOU'RE
LAST WEEK'S NEWS ♪
1384
01:24:24,711 --> 01:24:30,152
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1385
01:24:32,545 --> 01:24:36,767
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1386
01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:43,904
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ♪
1387
01:24:43,948 --> 01:24:46,820
♪ TAKIN' HIS CHANCES
AND ROLLIN' THE DICE ♪
1388
01:24:46,864 --> 01:24:52,609
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1389
01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:29,515
♪ OOH
1390
01:25:29,559 --> 01:25:31,561
♪ OOH
1391
01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:45,140
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1392
01:25:45,183 --> 01:25:47,707
♪ WELL
1393
01:25:47,751 --> 01:25:52,190
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1394
01:25:52,234 --> 01:25:55,106
♪ NOW, NOW
1395
01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:59,197
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ♪
1396
01:25:59,241 --> 01:26:02,418
♪ TAKIN' HIS CHANCES
AND ROLLIN' THE DICE ♪
1397
01:26:02,461 --> 01:26:07,292
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1398
01:26:07,336 --> 01:26:10,208
♪ I WANNA SAY IT
ONE MORE TIME NOW ♪
1399
01:26:10,252 --> 01:26:14,821
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1400
01:26:14,865 --> 01:26:17,520
♪ YEAH, YEAH
1401
01:26:17,563 --> 01:26:22,220
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪
1402
01:26:22,264 --> 01:26:25,397
♪ YEAH, YEAH
1403
01:26:25,441 --> 01:26:29,314
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ♪
1404
01:26:29,358 --> 01:26:32,752
♪ TAKIN' HIS CHANCES
AND ROLLIN' THE DICE ♪
1405
01:26:32,796 --> 01:26:37,148
♪ ANY ORDINARY MAN
WOULD'VE GIVEN IT UP BY NOW ♪♪
1406
01:27:01,303 --> 01:27:05,263
YOU REALLY GOTTA HAND IT
TO THOSE TWO.THEY PULLED IT OFF.
1407
01:27:05,307 --> 01:27:09,267
I WOULD LIKE A CHAMPAGNE,
AND MY FRIEND WOULD LIKE
A WINE COOLER.
1408
01:27:09,311 --> 01:27:11,487
YOU GUYS
THE VIDEO ACES ?YEAH.
1409
01:27:11,530 --> 01:27:15,404
WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.OH, WHO YOU GUYS WITH ?
NBC ? CBS ? MCA ?
1410
01:27:15,447 --> 01:27:18,624
NO. FBI.IT'S AGAINST THE LAW...
1411
01:27:18,668 --> 01:27:21,105
TO BROADCAST PORNOGRAPHY.
1412
01:27:21,148 --> 01:27:23,455
YOU BOYS SHOULD'VE READ
THE MEESE COMMISSION REPORTS...
1413
01:27:23,499 --> 01:27:25,457
BEFORE YOU TAMPERED
WITH THE AIRWAVES.
1414
01:27:25,501 --> 01:27:27,720
WHAT ?YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
1415
01:27:27,764 --> 01:27:31,768
NO FUCKIN' WAY ! HELP !REMEMBER WHAT WE DID
TO JELLO BIAFRA ?
1416
01:27:57,620 --> 01:28:00,013
YO, FRIENDS,
CHECK THIS OUT.
1417
01:28:00,057 --> 01:28:04,148
♪ HOLD ON A MINUTE
DON'T LEAVE YET ♪
1418
01:28:04,191 --> 01:28:07,673
♪ ROSCOE'S END CREDITS
ARE YOUR BEST BET ♪
1419
01:28:07,717 --> 01:28:11,460
♪ THEM VIDEO ACES
WENT FROM RAGS TO RICHES ♪
1420
01:28:11,503 --> 01:28:15,551
♪ NOW THEY'RE IN THE CAN
WITH NO CASH OR BITCHES ♪
1421
01:28:15,594 --> 01:28:19,337
♪ WHEN THEY SERVE THEIR TIME THEM SUCKERS WILL SEE ♪
1422
01:28:19,381 --> 01:28:23,602
♪ 'SCOE'S DONE EXPANDED
VERTICALLY ♪
1423
01:28:23,646 --> 01:28:27,345
♪ TAPEHEADS OF THE WORLD
TAKE A TIP FROM ME ♪
1424
01:28:27,389 --> 01:28:31,436
♪ YOU DO WHAT YOU GOTTA
BUT DON'T DO IT FOR FREE ♪
1425
01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:34,787
♪ WINGS AND WAFFLES
WAS JUST A START ♪
1426
01:28:34,831 --> 01:28:39,357
♪ NOW I'M MAKING MORE MONEY
THAN NORMAN MART ♪
1427
01:28:39,401 --> 01:28:42,708
♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S
FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪
1428
01:28:42,752 --> 01:28:46,756
♪ WE GOT FUEL
FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪
1429
01:28:46,799 --> 01:28:50,325
♪ WE MAKE THE BADDEST
WAFFLES AND CLUCK ♪
1430
01:28:50,368 --> 01:28:54,981
♪ AND YOU GET GOOD VALUE
FOR YOUR BUCK ♪
1431
01:28:58,158 --> 01:29:02,206
♪ HAMBURGERS ARE GREASY
AND PIZZA'S PLAIN NASTY ♪
1432
01:29:02,249 --> 01:29:06,166
♪ AND THEM LITTLE TACOS
IS MESSY AND RASPY ♪
1433
01:29:06,210 --> 01:29:09,866
♪ BUT MY CHICKEN'S SO FINE
IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND ♪
1434
01:29:09,909 --> 01:29:14,000
♪ IT'LL SHAKE YO' HIPS
IT'LL PAD YOUR BEHIND ♪
1435
01:29:14,044 --> 01:29:17,830
♪ NOW, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD A WING WITH A WAFFLE ♪
1436
01:29:17,874 --> 01:29:22,008
♪ WELL, THAT'S TOO LONG
IT OUGHTA BE UNLAWFUL ♪
1437
01:29:22,052 --> 01:29:25,621
♪ POULTRY AIN'T YOUR BAG WELL, THAT DON'T MATTER ♪
1438
01:29:25,664 --> 01:29:29,407
♪ 'CAUSE I'M DOWN BY LAW
WITH MY WAFFLE BATTER ♪
1439
01:29:29,451 --> 01:29:33,411
STIR IT UP !♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S
FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪
1440
01:29:33,455 --> 01:29:36,980
♪ WE GOT FUEL
FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪
1441
01:29:37,023 --> 01:29:41,941
- GO ON.
ITCH THAT SCRATCH !
1442
01:30:08,664 --> 01:30:12,232
♪ EVERYBODY TOLD ME
HOW GOOD I WAS ♪
1443
01:30:12,276 --> 01:30:16,672
♪ SO I GOT ME A CONTRACT
WITH MO FUZZ ♪
1444
01:30:16,715 --> 01:30:19,936
♪ ANYONE CAN BE
WHAT THEY WANNA BE ♪
1445
01:30:19,979 --> 01:30:24,201
♪ IF THEY WATCH DON DRUZEL
ON THE TV ♪
1446
01:30:24,244 --> 01:30:27,857
♪ IF YOU JUST CAN'T SEEM
TO GET ENOUGH OF ME ♪
1447
01:30:27,900 --> 01:30:31,817
♪ PICK UP THE RECORD ALBUM
TAPE OR CD ♪
1448
01:30:31,861 --> 01:30:35,865
♪ NOW THAT I'VE COME
TO THE END OF MY TUNE ♪
1449
01:30:35,908 --> 01:30:39,912
♪ DROP ANOTHER SIX BUCKS
AND COME BACK SOON ♪
1450
01:30:39,956 --> 01:30:43,394
SHELL THEM OUT. ♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S
FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪
1451
01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:47,790
♪ WE GOT FUEL
FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ WE GOT IT !
1452
01:30:47,833 --> 01:30:51,446
♪ WE MAKE THE BADDEST
WAFFLES AND CLUCK ♪
1453
01:30:51,489 --> 01:30:55,493
- ♪ AND YOU GET GOOD VALUE
FOR YOUR BUCK ♪
- OHH ! YOU KNOW IT !
1454
01:30:55,537 --> 01:30:59,062
♪ COME TO ROSCOE'S
FOR DELICIOUS FOOD ♪ I AIN'T LYIN'.
1455
01:30:59,105 --> 01:31:02,761
♪ WE GOT FUEL
FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ ALL RIGHT !
1456
01:31:02,805 --> 01:31:06,504
♪ WE MAKE THE BADDEST
WAFFLES AND CLUCK ♪
1457
01:31:06,548 --> 01:31:10,682
♪ AND YOU GET GOOD VALUE
FOR YOUR BUCK ♪SPANISH FLY GIRLS, SING !
1458
01:31:27,177 --> 01:31:30,485
- ♪ CHICK-CHICKEN
1459
01:31:55,597 --> 01:31:58,600
♪ OOOOOOH
1460
01:31:58,643 --> 01:32:02,212
♪♪ SCRATCH !
1461
01:32:02,255 --> 01:32:05,694
♪♪ ♪ CHICK-CHICK-CHICK-CHICK CHICKEN, CHICKEN ♪
1462
01:32:17,836 --> 01:32:21,274
♪ FUNKY CHICKEN DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN ♪
1463
01:32:21,318 --> 01:32:24,060
♪ FUNK, FUNK, FUNK FUNKY CHICKEN ♪♪
106301
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