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Third day of high school and I,
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Victor Knudsen was hit by epidemic.
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And we're not talking about your
everyday epidemic like chicken pox.
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Or the flu. Nope, we're talking
a case of total, incurable.
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'Anya-itis'
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Hello, gorgeous.
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It's not so much the fact
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that she's the most beautiful girl
in the history of the world.
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It's that.. Well...
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- Whassup, ladies?
- Hey, Peter!
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Why don't you boys
go park my precious?
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Sure thing, Peter.
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If you scratch her, you die.
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Open house this evening.
Please come by.
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Nothing feels quite like expensive
wheels. Not even sex.
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You ladies should stop by Nick
and Ernie's party tonight,
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it's gonna be off the hook.
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Especially you mama. I'll make sure
you're on the VIP list.
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Take a hike, losers.
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They'd never set foot
at your retarded little party.
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Yo, Vic!
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Hey, Vic!
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Is he even alive?
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Come on, this is your big chance.
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Never mind the fact that shes
the world's most unattainable girl.
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And that's... maybe her boyfriend.
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Just walk on up to her and
invite her to Ernies party tonight.
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So what if she's a Senior?
Nothing. It means nothing.
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Oh my god, what a smile!
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I don't think we've been introduced.
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Huh, no we haven't.
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Those eyes..
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My name's Vic.
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'Vic cup"?
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That sure looks like your geek brother
trying to score.
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How freaking stupid can you be,
trying to score a Senior?
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Must run in the family. You wrote
Paris Hilton, didn't you?
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She's not a senior now, is she?
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Besides, she's much more mature
than high school chicks.
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Right.
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We could make the catastrophic film
of the century
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about Victor and Anya.
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"What not to do
when one wants to get some ass".
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We're gonna win Sundance!
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You do the directing,
I'll cast the floozies.
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- Score!
- Yeah!
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I think Esmeralda is just about ready...
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Adios, mamacita.
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Now there's pussy in the air, boys.
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- She sure does slide nicely.
- Why Esmeralda?
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We can name her Anya if you prefer.
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What do you think Ernest?
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This is America,
we can all dream, right?
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- Do you think shell come?
- Not the first few times.
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Victor, my man, she's a senior.
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You'd have a better chance
trying to score Angelina Jolie.
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I don't exactly think she walks around
dreaming about a 15 year old
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who's never had any,
except his own right hand.
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- Get lost, you little rug rat!
- Alright, fine, lll leave.
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I'm sorry,
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I thought you were my hideous
little brother and his stupid camera.
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I don't think
Brian looks this great in a dress.
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Very sexy. You're out for some
trouble tonight, aren't you?
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- Aren't I always?
- Yeah.
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- Anya's bedroom, take four.
- Marker!
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Brian and Zack, that's it!!
Get the hell out of my room!
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One more time from the top, Sis.
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And maybe you could lose
the bathrobe in this take?
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Out now!
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Keep that expression, Anya.
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You're totally challenging
Uma Thurman in Kill Bill!
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Get out! Scram!
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Come on Anya, get dressed.
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The Froshes are having a party
and we're crashing it!
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What, Freshmen?
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Sure you'll fit right in.
They don't have sex either.
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Thanks.
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- Hey, Ernie!
- What's up, baby?
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No sandals next time, buddy.
We're running a classy joint here.
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Luckily, lm in a good mood. Hello.
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Wearing dancing shoes.
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So, have you seen her yet?
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If you are referring to your lady
friend Anya, she was just here.
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- I told her to take a hike.
- You did what?
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She didn't have an invitation, man.
What do you want from me?
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But she doesn't,
she doesn't need a... a...
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Bu, bu, but...
Okay, geez, I'm just joking.
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That broad has totally ruined
your sense of humor.
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Madames, proceed to
the Garden of Eden.
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Nice!
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Yo, this place is packed with hotties.
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Forget about Anya and just grab
whatever you can get.
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Which isnt a whole lot,
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but, you know, theres gotta
be someone desperate enough.
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Man, you are a lost cause. Go make
sure Ernie's still standing, will you?
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Come on, lets just try to get into
"Avalon" instead.
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Peter just texted me and said it'd be
happening tonight.
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Peter should just be happy you are
practicing on some toddlers.
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Thanks for the confidence.
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- Are you still scared?
- Of what?
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Of actually doing it with Peter.
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No.
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I mean, when we're alone together
he's really nice and...
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He says
all the right things, its just
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Anya, if you don't wanna do it,
you shouldn't do it.
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I do want to, I'm ready!
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I don't know. I guess lm just not sure
if he's the right one.
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Listen, you cant just throw away a
woman's greatest treasure,
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just because he wants you to.
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You have to wait
for your one true love.
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The one you're gonna marry.
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- What was that?
- It's in the Bible.
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You guys ever hear of role playing?
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You got it, doll.
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Two of Ernie's famous home juice.
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Get lost girls, Hanna Montana
starts in 5 minutes.
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What was that?
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Hi...
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Such a lovely dress you're wearing,
Anya.
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Nice fabric. They don't
make them like that anymore.
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I just bought it, so I guess they do.
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Okay, Tom Ford, fashion week is over.
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- I'm Victor.
- Hi.
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Are you coming or what?
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It's the nicest dress
I've seen all night.
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Okay.
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That freshie really liked your dress.
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Hey, lets make a bet,
whoever gets a freshie hooked first,
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has to pick up the tab
later on at Avalon.
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You're on.
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It's the nicest dress
I've seen all night?
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That's the dumbest thing
I've said in my entire life!
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Ooooh!
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Freak out time!
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Just, just, just walk up to her
and say.
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'Anya, baby, let's, let's groove.
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"I got some... R-rated moves for ya."
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Dude, what are you
doing in here, boy?
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Okay. Don't mind me.
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Hey, come on, close the door,
its not that big.
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Or, is it?
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Come on, you guys, walk!
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You can do it. One foot after the other.
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Dont tell me
you're talking to your feet, Vic?
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- No, I, I...
- Just go on up to her, man. Come on.
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Just do it, Vic.
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Do it, man,
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Here comes your lover boy to
comment on your dress again.
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I sense your credit card's
gonna hit the limit tonight.
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Victor, my man, you obviously have
something important to say.
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I'm, I'm sorry, what was that?
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Any hiccup experts in the house?
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I know a good trick.
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Come on, you've tortured Victor
long enough.
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So Victor, do you want me to try
to fix these hiccups of yours?
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I'll give you a great, big kiss if you
can do one more hiccup for me.
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Victor?
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Victor?
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Victor!
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So, what will it be, big boy?
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Go, buddy!
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I, I can't do it.
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But the most important thing is that
your hiccups are cured, right?
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Guess I'm stuck paying the tab
tonight.
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That's the price you have to pay for
having such a 'lovely dress...
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- Hey, I got the hiccups too!
- No, no, no, no, I do!
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She would have kissed me!
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Zachary Jaaaaaaaaames!!!!
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That's my name, don't wear it out.
I got the copyright, lady.
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You know I can't stand spiders!
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Then it's a good thing
it's made out of licorice.
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Where did I go wrong?
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- When you and dad were getting...
- Yes, thank you, young man.
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Sounds like you woke up your mom,
Zachary.
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- Good morning.
- Hi, Dad.
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What about Victor? Is he up yet?
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The old booze hound is hung over.
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Oh, don't be silly. Your brother
doesn't drink.
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Yeah, and I don't dig girls over
18.
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Victor, breakfast is ready!
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Oh, good morning.
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So son, any nice-looking girls there
last night?
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- Yeah, did you get any pussy?
- Zachary!
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You need to use a different
language, young man!
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Yes, mom. Hizole consigue cono?
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Did you get to
bump into any big jugs?
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Stop it!
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Back in my day,
we called them melons.
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Christian!
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Well, some people did, but, no, no,
not me.
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You know, I better get back to work.
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- Oh, don't forget this one.
- Thank you, son.
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See you.
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So, what kind of trouble are you
boys planning on getting into today?
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Nothing out of the ordinary,
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maybe knock over
a liquor store, hit the titty bar.
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Oh, that's great!
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Hey, mom, did anyone call?
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No. Who would have called?
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Oh, I don't know.
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What if shes crazy about me,
but just doesn't know it yet?
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In theory she already kissed me.
It's all subconscious.
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She even smiled at me this morning.
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Anya's the type who'd smile
at a child molester.
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If she likes you so much, why
don't you go over and talk to her?
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Well, shes sitting
with all the Seniors.
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What about that smart-ass Peter?
Is she dating him or what?
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No, I'm sure they're just
really good friends.
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Is Victor Knudsen really
gonna go down in history
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as the Kentucky fried chicken who
didn't dare fight for his own woman?
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You're right.
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No, time out, time out. Are you sure
there are no hiccups on their way up?
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I got it covered.
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I didn't drink a single sip
of water today, or yesterday.
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Good luck, Titanic!
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Cant you faint from dehydration?
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What's up ladies?
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Is this Candid Camera or did you
just say 'whats up ladies"?
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I just wanted to say how great it
was to see you at the party.
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Me and my dress?
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Don't you know little Freshmen
aren't allowed at the senior table?
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Last I checked there was no
reservation sign.
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Listen, you punk, I don't know
what you're trying to pull here.
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But don't ever talk
to any of us ever again,
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or I'll split your skull in two!
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Go buy yourself a Hershey's kiss,
kid.
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No one in their right mind would
ever give such a loser one for free.
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- Nice one!
- Huh? You like that? Like that?
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Well done.
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'Go buy yourself a Hersheys kiss,
kid'.
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- Hurry up.
- Relax already.
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Check the stalls, will ya?
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Clear. Make this quick.
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I seem to remember you never liked
it when I was too quick about it.
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Look, lm sick and tired of Anya and
her unspoiled, virgin bullshit.
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What is she trying to prove?
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Don't worry, she knows she can't
graduate a virgin.
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She said that?
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She said she wants to do it soon,
and
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I told her the best way is to do it
with someone with experience.
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Someone
who know's what he's doing.
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00:20:28,222 --> 00:20:30,523
Thanks for the compliment.
Cant you
243
00:20:30,738 --> 00:20:32,372
prepare her a bit?
244
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:35,970
- Prepare her, are you crazy?!
- Just give her a few tips.
245
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:38,722
I'm going to her house on Wednesday
while her parents are playing Bridge.
246
00:20:38,747 --> 00:20:41,168
Seriously Peter,
that's between you two.
247
00:20:41,389 --> 00:20:45,194
I wanna see my girl happy and
I am not pushing her to do it.
248
00:20:51,537 --> 00:20:53,421
It was a lot easier with you
back in the day.
249
00:20:53,634 --> 00:20:55,562
All it took was a ride in
the Precious Junior,
250
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:57,781
and a twenty buck dinner.
251
00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:01,382
Besides, when I've had Anya too,
you girls can finally discuss sex.
252
00:21:01,601 --> 00:21:04,236
So, I guess I'll basically be doing
you a favor.
253
00:21:04,452 --> 00:21:06,121
Chupa mi verga.
254
00:21:06,339 --> 00:21:08,808
Keep talking dirty, baby.
255
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:18,326
Okay, Casanova. So you're gonna
tell this girl you barely know
256
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:21,643
that she shouldn't sleep with her
boyfriend even though she wants to?
257
00:21:21,854 --> 00:21:26,339
Well, he's not really her boyfriend.
But... yeah.
258
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:29,055
- Great plan, Vic.
- lt's not so bad.
259
00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:34,302
- Ah, God, you're so young.
- But Peter doesn't love her!
260
00:21:34,518 --> 00:21:37,320
So? When did that become
mandatory for love making?
261
00:21:38,502 --> 00:21:40,839
Come on guys, her house
isnt that far away.
262
00:21:42,024 --> 00:21:44,611
- Hancock Park.
- Oh, that's a rich neighborhood.
263
00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:47,785
Yeah, I bought the address off Zack,
he's friends with her little brother.
264
00:21:47,811 --> 00:21:50,279
Doesn't that make you two
practically related?
265
00:21:50,494 --> 00:21:56,481
Yo, the girl that your in love
with
266
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:59,384
happens just to be your cousin,
267
00:21:59,594 --> 00:22:02,695
Oh, doesn't that hurt
a little buzzing
268
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:05,840
going around in
your little wedgie stomach.
269
00:22:06,051 --> 00:22:09,689
I can't believe your feelings
just took a plummet.
270
00:22:13,725 --> 00:22:16,575
I can't rap, man, but I'm doing it
for you!
271
00:22:17,122 --> 00:22:18,409
It's right there.
272
00:22:18,631 --> 00:22:21,315
- Wow!
- Oooohhh!
273
00:22:25,131 --> 00:22:28,935
Damn! Your future wife is loaded!
274
00:22:30,624 --> 00:22:35,645
You guys stay here. Ill handle this.
275
00:22:37,165 --> 00:22:38,834
Heads up, Vic!
276
00:22:39,975 --> 00:22:42,992
- Hi, Victor!
- Hey there, Anya.
277
00:22:44,126 --> 00:22:45,795
So, how about that?
278
00:22:46,013 --> 00:22:48,600
- It's almost Wednesday, huh?
- Yeah, I guess so.
279
00:22:48,823 --> 00:22:50,289
You live around here?
280
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:54,936
Uh, yeah, yeah. Um... no.
281
00:22:55,364 --> 00:22:58,501
- Here, ah, let me get those.
- Thanks.
282
00:22:58,719 --> 00:23:01,223
So, ah, what's up with all the cans?
283
00:23:01,444 --> 00:23:02,827
Huh?
284
00:23:04,631 --> 00:23:05,752
Hi Anya!
285
00:23:05,973 --> 00:23:10,744
Well, we're turning great profits
from the party by selling them.
286
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,202
I didn't know you were
such a businessman.
287
00:23:13,228 --> 00:23:14,945
Oh, yeah, sure.
288
00:23:15,156 --> 00:23:18,758
You know, me and old Billy... Gates,
ha.
289
00:23:19,308 --> 00:23:20,566
Let the profits go to charity.
290
00:23:21,027 --> 00:23:24,914
China, Af-Africa, Ca-California...
291
00:23:27,984 --> 00:23:32,578
- So, its almost Wednesday, huh?
- You said that already.
292
00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:35,851
I did, I did, yeah.
That must make it a fact then.
293
00:23:37,054 --> 00:23:40,611
Look, I came to tell you, um...
I wanted to ask you...
294
00:23:45,005 --> 00:23:46,578
You know my little brother Zack,
right?
295
00:23:46,661 --> 00:23:49,270
He's friends with your little
brother. Small world, huh? Ha, ha.
296
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:52,283
So Zack's your little brother.
297
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,279
Is that a good thing, or...?
298
00:23:55,855 --> 00:24:01,025
Yeah, yeah, he is. Good old Zackie,
he's a real... bro.
299
00:24:01,445 --> 00:24:03,224
Victor, is everything alright?
300
00:24:03,433 --> 00:24:09,475
Hell, no. Yeah! Yeah, yeah,
everything's just... dandy.
301
00:24:10,059 --> 00:24:12,909
- Well, I gotta get going.
- Are you going to Peter's or...?
302
00:24:14,283 --> 00:24:19,206
No, I actually have
an interview at USC.
303
00:24:20,412 --> 00:24:23,639
I'm really nervous.
304
00:24:24,512 --> 00:24:26,868
Do, do I look alright?
305
00:24:28,529 --> 00:24:31,710
You look... beautiful.
306
00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:37,264
Cool. I, I mean, thank you.
307
00:24:38,261 --> 00:24:39,874
I'll see you later, Victor.
308
00:24:51,016 --> 00:24:55,032
Oh, and I really don't want you to
sleep with Peter on Wednesday.
309
00:24:56,234 --> 00:24:58,130
Come.
310
00:24:58,802 --> 00:24:59,837
I don't...
311
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,316
Come on, what?
312
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:11,473
It's a great opening. We need to
make it juicierthough.
313
00:25:11,681 --> 00:25:13,130
Not to worry. That's under control.
314
00:25:14,704 --> 00:25:17,601
Victor's going to a party on
Saturday.
315
00:25:17,810 --> 00:25:19,953
Anya would be delighted
to see Victor,
316
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:22,856
Saturday, September 10th at 3 PM,
317
00:25:23,069 --> 00:25:27,039
for her 18th birthday celebration.
3 PM.
318
00:25:27,252 --> 00:25:29,277
That's an hour after all the
grown-ups arrive.
319
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:31,467
I like where your head's at.
320
00:25:33,712 --> 00:25:34,748
One question gentlemen...
321
00:25:34,830 --> 00:25:38,846
The lnvasion of Norman die is what?
322
00:25:39,055 --> 00:25:40,998
Took place when? Lead by whom?
323
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:44,930
Sorry Mein Fraulein,
that's three questions, not one.
324
00:25:46,467 --> 00:25:49,977
D-day, 6th of June 1944.
325
00:25:50,194 --> 00:25:51,595
General Eisenhower.
326
00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:54,248
Damn, you ought to teach that shit!
327
00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:58,806
Yes. And you ought to get down
to the principals office. Now!
328
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:02,278
- Herut!
- Darn!
329
00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:07,811
It's only an overnight trip, right?
330
00:26:07,836 --> 00:26:08,996
Yeah. So, lm not gonna pass.
331
00:26:09,037 --> 00:26:12,594
- So it's Wednesday...
- Yeah.
332
00:26:14,711 --> 00:26:16,111
I can't believe that...
333
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,361
Yeah in Study Hall.
334
00:26:17,817 --> 00:26:20,467
I'm sorry we can't
help you out tonight.
335
00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:23,365
Yeah...
336
00:26:26,099 --> 00:26:27,427
Ernie...
337
00:26:28,683 --> 00:26:31,469
Sorry, we gotta bounce.
338
00:26:32,226 --> 00:26:34,217
The Lakers await us.
339
00:26:36,519 --> 00:26:38,060
You gonna be okay.
340
00:26:41,646 --> 00:26:43,886
Good luck, Vic.
341
00:26:52,608 --> 00:26:56,734
This Napa Pinot
is elegantly smooth,
342
00:26:56,943 --> 00:26:59,776
full bodied with
a hint of blueberry.
343
00:27:01,070 --> 00:27:04,068
And it has an exquisite nose.
344
00:27:09,906 --> 00:27:10,948
Cheers, darling.
345
00:27:11,573 --> 00:27:13,150
Cheers.
346
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,573
I think it tastes a little stale.
347
00:27:25,786 --> 00:27:27,445
Stale?
348
00:27:29,121 --> 00:27:31,990
- I'll give you stale! Huh?
- What? Nooo! Nooo!
349
00:27:32,205 --> 00:27:33,035
Huh? Huh?
350
00:27:33,247 --> 00:27:34,954
What? Huh?
351
00:27:35,165 --> 00:27:37,073
Seriously! Stop!
352
00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:53,088
Your turn.
353
00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:57,625
- I'm actually a little cold.
- I'll keep you warm.
354
00:28:09,093 --> 00:28:10,135
What the hell?
355
00:28:13,011 --> 00:28:14,504
We'll pretend like no one's home.
356
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,340
Oh, no, no, no, let me just
go check it out really quick.
357
00:28:25,057 --> 00:28:26,219
Hi, Anya.
358
00:28:26,974 --> 00:28:29,808
Hey... What are you doing here?
359
00:28:30,017 --> 00:28:34,143
Well, call me a mama's boy, but
I promised I would pick up Zack.
360
00:28:34,352 --> 00:28:37,600
He's not here. Brian's with
my parents playing Bridge.
361
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,353
Really? You sure you don't have him
hiding in here somewhere?
362
00:28:43,147 --> 00:28:46,146
What the hell is hiccups doing here?
363
00:28:46,356 --> 00:28:49,024
Ah, I just swung by
to pick up my kid brother.
364
00:28:49,232 --> 00:28:51,638
But apparently he's not here.
365
00:28:51,858 --> 00:28:53,814
Why in the world would
your brother be here?
366
00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:55,187
He's friends with Brian.
367
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,729
Exactly.
368
00:28:57,693 --> 00:29:00,479
Well, I hope I'm not
disturbing anything?
369
00:29:01,403 --> 00:29:04,485
Not anything we can't get back to.
370
00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:08,695
- Well, I guess you better be going.
- Peter, don't be rude!
371
00:29:08,906 --> 00:29:11,988
No, I'll, lll leave you two
to do it...
372
00:29:13,074 --> 00:29:14,401
To it!
373
00:29:15,408 --> 00:29:16,985
See you later, Victor.
374
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,943
Time for bed.
Kindergarten starts early.
375
00:29:19,159 --> 00:29:21,446
What? Huh...
376
00:29:27,871 --> 00:29:32,328
Okay. Where were we? Oh, yeah...
377
00:29:42,376 --> 00:29:47,200
Yeah... Right there. Right there...
Yeah! You feel that? Its pectorals.
378
00:29:56,714 --> 00:29:59,250
Feel those pectorals, baby?
It's muscle.
379
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,340
- What the hell is this?
- I guess tonight isn't our night.
380
00:30:05,092 --> 00:30:07,000
No shit, Sherlock!
381
00:30:14,387 --> 00:30:15,086
Victor?!
382
00:30:15,304 --> 00:30:19,879
I'm really sorry to bother you,
but I cant find my wallet.
383
00:30:20,097 --> 00:30:22,468
So I was trying to back track
my night, and I thought,
384
00:30:22,681 --> 00:30:26,890
well, I couldn't possibly
have left it here, could I?
385
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,575
Unless you threw the thing through
the door when we weren't looking!
386
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,343
You, you didn't come in really.
387
00:30:32,268 --> 00:30:34,555
That's true
388
00:30:40,354 --> 00:30:42,330
ls there something going on
that I don't know about?
389
00:30:42,355 --> 00:30:44,022
Do you drop by
several times every night?
390
00:30:44,189 --> 00:30:46,513
- No.
- Of course not.
391
00:30:47,107 --> 00:30:48,940
Are you trying to cock block me
or something?
392
00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:51,187
Look, I,
I hope you find your wallet.
393
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,478
Thanks.
394
00:30:52,692 --> 00:30:54,564
Lets see, your little brother,
your wallet,
395
00:30:54,776 --> 00:30:56,818
is there anything else
you want us to check for?
396
00:30:59,069 --> 00:31:01,025
Nope. I think that's about it.
397
00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:02,694
Great!
398
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,239
You alright?
399
00:31:07,322 --> 00:31:08,519
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
400
00:31:08,739 --> 00:31:13,113
I'm fine, I'm fine... Unless it
wouldn't be too much trouble
401
00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:15,981
could I get a glass of milk?
402
00:31:18,159 --> 00:31:21,481
Whole milk. My personal favorite.
403
00:31:21,692 --> 00:31:26,219
Lots of energy. Tasty, yet
404
00:31:26,472 --> 00:31:28,422
whole.
405
00:31:43,430 --> 00:31:44,624
More?
406
00:31:44,843 --> 00:31:48,200
Ah, what the hell.
The night's still young. Fill me up.
407
00:32:13,190 --> 00:32:15,967
Well... thanks for the drink.
408
00:32:16,182 --> 00:32:17,920
You sure you don't want more?
409
00:32:18,136 --> 00:32:20,583
They say to drink a full gallon
when you're still growing.
410
00:32:20,796 --> 00:32:24,402
Naa, I shouldn't. Biking.
411
00:32:25,950 --> 00:32:28,211
I'll put this bad boy in the
dishwasher, make myself useful.
412
00:32:28,236 --> 00:32:30,351
- No, that's not necessary, Victor.
- I got it.
413
00:32:35,094 --> 00:32:38,746
- Where do the dishes go?
- I'll take care of it! Useless!
414
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:41,278
Guess I better be going!
415
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,111
Thanks for stopping by, and if you
need a bedtime story or get hungry...
416
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:48,513
- Do it at home. Okay?!
- Okay.
417
00:32:48,727 --> 00:32:51,008
- See you later.
- Much, much later!
418
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,711
Jesus, God!
419
00:32:55,045 --> 00:32:57,444
I don't believe that kid!
420
00:32:57,663 --> 00:33:01,102
I bet you in five minutes he'll want
to borrow 3 eggs for a cup cake.
421
00:33:01,321 --> 00:33:03,023
Oh, he's not that bad.
422
00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:04,272
'What's up, ladies?
423
00:33:04,355 --> 00:33:07,464
"My name is Victor. I'm a mamas boy
picking up my little brother!"
424
00:33:08,719 --> 00:33:11,580
I think he's sweet,
in his own dorky way.
425
00:33:11,795 --> 00:33:14,868
Sweet? Oh. I'll show you sweet.
426
00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:27,419
I only play to win, Roger.
427
00:33:28,462 --> 00:33:32,316
All lm saying is
if I open with two diamonds
428
00:33:32,535 --> 00:33:36,058
it isn't particularly intelligent
of you to call "no trumps".
429
00:33:36,276 --> 00:33:39,101
I mean for God's sake,
there weren't any more spades!
430
00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:40,682
It's called bluffing, my darling.
431
00:33:40,848 --> 00:33:43,109
You saw it for yourself,
they had no idea what I was doing.
432
00:33:43,134 --> 00:33:44,173
Well, neither did I!
433
00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:46,407
They're probably porking like pigs
right now.
434
00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:48,776
Watch your language, young man!
435
00:33:54,938 --> 00:33:58,047
You know, maybe we should ring
the bell, just in case.
436
00:33:58,263 --> 00:34:00,959
We are the ones who live here,
are we not?
437
00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:03,583
Yeah, remember when your mother
and father walked in on us?
438
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,906
We were on the kitchen counter.
439
00:34:07,490 --> 00:34:09,193
I'm gonna ring. I'm gonna ring.
440
00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:15,170
That's it, you cock blocking
son of a bitch!
441
00:34:15,388 --> 00:34:18,165
No more Anya to stand between
you and my fist!
442
00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:22,529
Why don't you fuck off
so I can finally fuck her!!!
443
00:34:26,693 --> 00:34:29,237
Mr. And Mrs. Benton. Hi.
444
00:34:30,749 --> 00:34:33,211
We were just doing some homework.
445
00:34:33,425 --> 00:34:35,423
Drama.
446
00:34:38,903 --> 00:34:41,745
You wanna put your shirt on?
447
00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:44,005
How was Bridge?
448
00:34:44,172 --> 00:34:47,930
You're right. Peters facial
expression is priceless!
449
00:34:49,022 --> 00:34:52,400
I know, the sunglass cam was
definitely a good investment.
450
00:34:52,618 --> 00:34:55,044
Especially with the stuff of my dad
cheating in Bridge too.
451
00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:57,839
Yeah, that will make us
a nice blackmail payoff.
452
00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,136
So, what do you think
well make on this film?
453
00:35:00,354 --> 00:35:02,399
A couple hundred million at least.
454
00:35:02,612 --> 00:35:05,455
That's what those French folks got
from the animal video on YouPorn.
455
00:35:05,665 --> 00:35:08,245
Oh, the one with the porcupine and
the giraffe screwing?
456
00:35:08,466 --> 00:35:12,308
Dude! And those are mammals.
We're getting people!
457
00:35:12,522 --> 00:35:16,114
- People are mammals, stupid.
- Whatever.
458
00:35:30,043 --> 00:35:32,291
Benton residence, talk to me, bitch.
459
00:35:33,263 --> 00:35:36,307
Hi. It's Victor. Is Anya there?
460
00:35:36,524 --> 00:35:38,736
It's Victor. He's actually buying it.
461
00:35:39,953 --> 00:35:42,284
Well, shes out taking a dump.
462
00:35:44,344 --> 00:35:46,008
Are you coming
to her birthday party?
463
00:35:46,226 --> 00:35:48,307
I know she really wants to
see you.
464
00:35:48,525 --> 00:35:51,450
Really? Yeah, I'd love to come.
465
00:35:51,662 --> 00:35:53,874
Do you know what kind of present
she would like?
466
00:35:54,756 --> 00:35:57,056
The idiot wants to know what
she wants for her birthday!
467
00:36:06,590 --> 00:36:09,848
Well Vic, if you really
wanna make my sister happy,
468
00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:12,058
you'll buy her a tarantula.
469
00:36:12,276 --> 00:36:14,821
She's wanted one of those things
since she was little.
470
00:36:18,005 --> 00:36:20,764
Atarantula? Really?
471
00:36:20,974 --> 00:36:22,353
Hell, yeah.
472
00:36:22,563 --> 00:36:25,365
She's always dreamt of having a
wrestling match between her lizard,
473
00:36:25,532 --> 00:36:27,494
and one of them black, hairy beasts.
474
00:36:27,706 --> 00:36:31,416
I didn't even know she had a lizard.
475
00:36:31,637 --> 00:36:33,551
Alright. Thanks for the tip.
476
00:36:38,745 --> 00:36:40,493
Are you sure you guys are related?
477
00:36:40,711 --> 00:36:43,755
I know! How can anyone be that thick?
478
00:36:46,356 --> 00:36:50,744
It balances the color.
That's what you gotta do, honey.
479
00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:52,335
Hey!
480
00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:54,414
Do you guys happen to know
481
00:36:54,635 --> 00:36:58,144
if tarantulas are like,
really deadly poisonous?
482
00:36:58,357 --> 00:37:01,318
- Why, did you see one?!
- No. No, I was just curious.
483
00:37:02,413 --> 00:37:05,172
They are one of the most dangerous
of all spiders, Victor.
484
00:37:05,382 --> 00:37:07,629
- If you see one, do not touch it!
- No.
485
00:37:08,978 --> 00:37:12,356
- What's in the bag, son?
- Just some homework.
486
00:37:12,574 --> 00:37:13,406
Wow!
487
00:37:13,619 --> 00:37:16,033
- He's so cool. Let's keep him!
- We can't keep him.
488
00:37:16,254 --> 00:37:19,298
Mom will go ballistic if she found
out we had a tarantula in the house.
489
00:37:19,515 --> 00:37:22,274
Besides, it's a present for Anya.
490
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,364
- Let's name him Hugo.
- Don't piss him off.
491
00:37:27,586 --> 00:37:31,213
- Let's find a dog and feed it.
- They don't eat dogs, you idiot!
492
00:37:31,433 --> 00:37:35,655
The big ones do. The Turners down
the street, they own a Chihuahua.
493
00:37:35,865 --> 00:37:38,077
- Zack, where are you?
- Mom! Mom! Get the door!
494
00:37:42,137 --> 00:37:43,339
Zack!
495
00:37:47,197 --> 00:37:49,213
Zachary James!
496
00:37:49,423 --> 00:37:50,454
What the hell?
497
00:37:51,608 --> 00:37:54,363
I guess he's stronger than we
thought. And hungrier...
498
00:37:54,576 --> 00:37:57,577
Oh, no! No, no, no, no.
We have to find him now!
499
00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,723
Where are you?
500
00:38:01,213 --> 00:38:02,243
Zach!
501
00:38:03,192 --> 00:38:04,422
Arrrhhhh.
502
00:38:05,541 --> 00:38:06,572
You're such a wimp.
503
00:38:06,737 --> 00:38:08,344
Whatever you're doing, young man,
don't!
504
00:38:08,427 --> 00:38:09,529
Zach!
505
00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:11,927
Get up! Get up! Get up!
506
00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:14,979
- Oh, you're in here.
- Hi, Mom.
507
00:38:15,188 --> 00:38:18,975
- How are you today?
- Zachary, what did you do this time?
508
00:38:19,928 --> 00:38:24,172
Nothing at all, mom. I'm just...
helping Victor with his homework.
509
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:27,182
You know, World War Two and stuff.
Great war.
510
00:38:28,544 --> 00:38:30,314
Is something wrong, Victor?
511
00:38:30,523 --> 00:38:31,788
You look a little worried.
512
00:38:32,007 --> 00:38:36,122
Ah, no, no, no, I just, have a
stomach ache.
513
00:38:36,335 --> 00:38:38,222
Does it hurt bad?
Do you want some yoghurt?
514
00:38:38,437 --> 00:38:41,158
- Oh, I'm alright. It'll pass.
- We ate three packs of cream puffs.
515
00:38:41,241 --> 00:38:42,846
Well, no wonder!
516
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:45,892
You have to eat something
more substantial.
517
00:38:46,105 --> 00:38:49,435
That's what I kept telling Vic here,
but he kept insisting.
518
00:38:49,650 --> 00:38:53,390
I love cream puffs. What time is it?
519
00:38:53,607 --> 00:38:57,265
Oh, my God, its already 5.30.
520
00:38:57,482 --> 00:39:01,140
I'm gonna start dinner shortly. You
boys better be able to eat something.
521
00:39:01,357 --> 00:39:03,209
We will.
522
00:39:05,026 --> 00:39:10,255
And it was freezing cold in
Stalingrad.
523
00:39:10,468 --> 00:39:12,895
The soldiers had bare feet
524
00:39:13,106 --> 00:39:16,272
as they walked... where...?
525
00:39:16,486 --> 00:39:18,667
That's question number 8.
526
00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:22,498
It'll make an awesome scene
when he gives it to her.
527
00:39:22,711 --> 00:39:24,927
Word. Hopefully she'll punch him
or something.
528
00:39:26,050 --> 00:39:27,234
Hey! That's mine!
529
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,585
No one gets away
with cheating in my class!
530
00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:31,863
You can collect it later
at the principal's office.
531
00:39:31,986 --> 00:39:34,495
Out! Both of you! Auf wiedersehen!
532
00:39:34,707 --> 00:39:39,643
- Come on Zack, we're out.
- Yeah, this place is dead anyway.
533
00:39:41,426 --> 00:39:43,278
Question number 9!
534
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,001
Ah.
535
00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:52,226
Are you feeling alright, Victor?
536
00:39:53,134 --> 00:39:56,956
Yeah, Mom. I'm... just going to a
birthday party.
537
00:39:57,256 --> 00:39:58,979
At a girl's house.
538
00:39:59,194 --> 00:40:00,917
At a girl's house?
539
00:40:01,131 --> 00:40:04,985
A girl named Anya.
540
00:40:06,542 --> 00:40:08,678
Oh, my, my, what did you get her?
541
00:40:08,892 --> 00:40:10,776
Uh. It, it, it's a, it's a book.
542
00:40:10,989 --> 00:40:15,176
- Oh, it's a big book, isn't it?
- Yeah, she reads a bunch.
543
00:40:15,394 --> 00:40:18,245
Anya. Do you take classes together?
544
00:40:19,505 --> 00:40:22,476
No, uh, shes... she's a senior.
545
00:40:23,364 --> 00:40:25,368
I don't really like the girls
my own age.
546
00:40:26,594 --> 00:40:29,565
Wow! That's amazing!
547
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:34,684
Let me.
548
00:40:40,437 --> 00:40:43,206
You should invite her over for
dinner, so dad and I could meet her.
549
00:40:43,415 --> 00:40:48,271
Uh, I don't think so. Were just
friends, ya know...
550
00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:52,098
Is that why you're ironing your
underpants?
551
00:40:54,574 --> 00:40:58,260
Sorry. So, what does
this Anya look like?
552
00:40:58,475 --> 00:41:02,877
She's... she's got dark hair and,
553
00:41:03,089 --> 00:41:06,525
she's so...
554
00:41:07,997 --> 00:41:09,548
She needs to be seen.
555
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:14,529
Well, there you go.
556
00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:16,591
The socks
557
00:41:17,645 --> 00:41:19,733
I'll let you do yourself.
558
00:41:19,953 --> 00:41:21,074
Who is getting married?
559
00:41:21,295 --> 00:41:25,566
He's going to a birthday party.
For a girl
560
00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:27,202
whos a senior!
561
00:41:27,419 --> 00:41:29,173
So he's not gay, huh?
562
00:41:30,650 --> 00:41:32,951
- I, I got it.
- Well, let me just get the other.
563
00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:36,435
No, I'm gonna leave them down. Mom!
564
00:41:56,238 --> 00:41:59,125
Please! Come on!
565
00:42:01,062 --> 00:42:02,816
Please, stop!
566
00:42:07,397 --> 00:42:09,066
So Victor, how does it feel
567
00:42:09,284 --> 00:42:11,927
visiting the girl you've had wet
dreams about on her birthday?
568
00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:14,318
Are you nervous?
569
00:42:14,444 --> 00:42:17,129
Brian Henry! Go back in the living
room.
570
00:42:17,338 --> 00:42:19,343
We're not buying anything today.
571
00:42:19,562 --> 00:42:23,368
Mom! This is Victor. Anya's new boy
toy.
572
00:42:26,022 --> 00:42:27,489
Really?
573
00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:30,634
Hi, Mrs. Benton. Victor Knudsen.
Very nice to meet you.
574
00:42:30,846 --> 00:42:33,613
I thought everyone was here.
575
00:42:33,824 --> 00:42:35,542
Victor?
576
00:42:37,558 --> 00:42:40,361
Happy Birthday.
Thanks for inviting me.
577
00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:43,546
You're welcome.
578
00:42:45,947 --> 00:42:49,169
What a lovely present you brought
for my daughter, Victor.
579
00:42:50,604 --> 00:42:52,405
Thanks.
580
00:42:52,617 --> 00:42:56,769
So, Anya, are you as excited as me
to see what's inside that thing?
581
00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:15,434
What the hell is nerd boy doing here?
582
00:43:18,332 --> 00:43:20,849
Why doesn't she just kick him out?
He clearly doesn't belong.
583
00:43:21,058 --> 00:43:24,411
She can't kick him out. He dressed
up and brought a present and all.
584
00:43:26,050 --> 00:43:28,735
Well, come on already,
Anya, open it.
585
00:43:33,475 --> 00:43:36,362
Slower, Sis. With feeling.
586
00:43:49,038 --> 00:43:52,975
Oh. Look at that, there's something
moving in there.
587
00:43:53,191 --> 00:43:54,396
It's a...
588
00:44:00,364 --> 00:44:03,335
Oh, wow! It's an Eximius Colosus
Aranea!!
589
00:44:05,063 --> 00:44:06,482
Oh, my God!
590
00:44:06,699 --> 00:44:09,484
Oh, Victor, that big, hairy fella
must have cost you a fortune, huh?
591
00:44:09,509 --> 00:44:11,060
His name's Hugo.
592
00:44:11,271 --> 00:44:14,993
- Does it attack humans?
- Only when it feels threatened.
593
00:44:19,283 --> 00:44:22,218
But, it was to keep
your lizard company.
594
00:44:22,429 --> 00:44:24,267
I don't own any lizards, Victor.
595
00:44:24,485 --> 00:44:25,534
You don't?
596
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,502
No, no, no, just keep breathing.
It's okay, now he's just
597
00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:36,851
you know, just keep breathing.
Take a deep breath.
598
00:44:37,070 --> 00:44:38,873
It's in the box,
it's not gonna harm anyone.
599
00:44:39,041 --> 00:44:40,508
It's not funny.
600
00:44:40,971 --> 00:44:45,242
Let me get you a piece of cake
to calm your nerves.
601
00:44:47,221 --> 00:44:48,640
Honey, it's okay.
602
00:44:50,074 --> 00:44:51,361
Thank you.
603
00:44:51,584 --> 00:44:53,504
Ooooohhh!
604
00:45:07,986 --> 00:45:09,870
Anya, I'm so sorry about all this.
605
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,419
I'm sure you didn't intend
606
00:45:11,635 --> 00:45:14,689
on releasing a poisonous creature
in my house on purpose.
607
00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:18,975
Thanks for hiding me in your bedroom.
608
00:45:19,186 --> 00:45:21,774
Your entire family probably
wants to kill me, huh?
609
00:45:21,997 --> 00:45:25,385
For some reason
my dad finds you really hilarious.
610
00:45:26,275 --> 00:45:28,077
He seems like a great guy.
611
00:45:29,338 --> 00:45:33,943
I thought it was very sweet of you
to buy me such a lovely present.
612
00:45:34,162 --> 00:45:35,331
I'm glad you liked it.
613
00:45:35,546 --> 00:45:38,349
What on earth
made you buy me a tarantula?
614
00:45:39,657 --> 00:45:41,281
Brian said you always wanted one!
615
00:45:42,701 --> 00:45:45,819
That little turd had
something to do with this.
616
00:45:53,874 --> 00:45:55,830
You did that on purpose, didn't you?
617
00:45:56,709 --> 00:45:58,535
Not at all.
618
00:46:00,545 --> 00:46:04,457
- Never give up, huh?
- I guess not.
619
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:10,999
Well, I guess I better kiss you,
then.
620
00:46:15,971 --> 00:46:18,840
Well, we still can't find Hugo.
But the good news is,
621
00:46:19,056 --> 00:46:20,598
Aunt Lizzy
didn't get bit after all.
622
00:46:20,807 --> 00:46:24,056
It was just her recent Botox
that made her face go numb.
623
00:46:24,267 --> 00:46:26,176
I hope I didn't ruin your couch.
624
00:46:27,478 --> 00:46:29,101
Hum. 22 grand.
625
00:46:29,312 --> 00:46:31,683
22,000 dollars?!
626
00:46:31,897 --> 00:46:33,521
No, I'm just messing with you. Kid.
627
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,680
You need a ride home?
628
00:46:37,901 --> 00:46:40,770
Yeah. Thanks.
629
00:46:44,696 --> 00:46:46,439
Sorry again I ruined your birthday.
630
00:46:59,914 --> 00:47:03,578
It's a, it's a really great motor.
You can't wear the crankshaft out.
631
00:47:03,791 --> 00:47:06,459
The pistons are cast steel,
and the brakes
632
00:47:06,668 --> 00:47:08,494
work every other Tuesday.
633
00:47:09,670 --> 00:47:13,287
Since I don't have no senior babe,
I have to drill what I got.
634
00:47:14,506 --> 00:47:16,249
Even if it was just a mercy kiss,
635
00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:19,300
I think I'll see if she wants to go
to a movie sometime.
636
00:47:19,509 --> 00:47:21,300
Woa, woa, woa, woa, woa.
637
00:47:21,510 --> 00:47:23,835
No, no.
638
00:47:24,053 --> 00:47:27,551
You can't take a girl you really
like to the movies on a first date.
639
00:47:27,764 --> 00:47:31,345
You have to do something
that will really impress her.
640
00:47:31,558 --> 00:47:34,048
Yeah. Something
to get her panties wet.
641
00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:40,186
Imagine you and her alone together...
642
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,396
Close those eyes.
643
00:47:44,608 --> 00:47:49,066
Somewhere romantic... somewhere
that ll make her heart go
644
00:47:49,277 --> 00:47:53,818
Victor, Victor, Victor...
645
00:47:54,572 --> 00:47:56,729
Where would you be?
646
00:47:58,991 --> 00:48:01,528
I got it! I'll take her
to Pyramid Lake and,
647
00:48:01,743 --> 00:48:03,569
and get some bananas,
organic ones.
648
00:48:03,786 --> 00:48:06,406
Girls like that. And rent a row boat.
649
00:48:06,621 --> 00:48:08,079
Thanks boys, wish me luck!
650
00:48:11,332 --> 00:48:15,280
Bananas? I think we got a situation.
651
00:48:17,085 --> 00:48:19,161
I'm more worried about the row boat.
652
00:48:19,379 --> 00:48:21,619
He doesn't really have
the arms for it, you know?
653
00:48:21,838 --> 00:48:24,079
- Truth.
- Got the legs, though.
654
00:48:41,642 --> 00:48:43,432
Hey Victor. What's up?
655
00:48:45,768 --> 00:48:48,933
I uh... wanted to make it up to you.
656
00:48:49,895 --> 00:48:51,970
For the mess I made.
657
00:48:54,397 --> 00:48:56,435
Give me five minutes.
658
00:49:07,485 --> 00:49:12,820
So... where's this apology at?
659
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,394
Thanks.
660
00:49:18,614 --> 00:49:23,687
I was also hoping you'd come with me
somewhere?
661
00:49:23,907 --> 00:49:25,614
For lunch.
662
00:49:26,075 --> 00:49:28,778
Nowhere near poisonous creatures,
I promise.
663
00:49:30,785 --> 00:49:33,986
- Okay.
- Okay.
664
00:49:43,664 --> 00:49:46,118
Sorry, it's my dads.
665
00:49:46,332 --> 00:49:48,656
- No Lotus.
- It has character.
666
00:49:50,417 --> 00:49:52,159
Anya, what the hell you doing, baby?
667
00:49:53,084 --> 00:49:54,661
Shit.
668
00:49:54,877 --> 00:49:58,290
Victor's taking me out to apologize
for my birthday party.
669
00:49:58,503 --> 00:50:02,000
But, I was planning to take you to
the Four Seasons today.
670
00:50:02,213 --> 00:50:04,168
I booked a room... ahhh, a table.
671
00:50:04,922 --> 00:50:05,964
Sorry.
672
00:50:06,131 --> 00:50:10,541
Anya, come on, its Victor, the
hiccup Freshman, for Christ sake.
673
00:50:11,799 --> 00:50:14,751
Are you seriously choosing to go out
with some 15 year old loser
674
00:50:14,967 --> 00:50:18,215
who's so not in your league,
over moi?
675
00:50:18,427 --> 00:50:21,426
You can be such a jackass,
you know that?
676
00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:26,211
- Let's go, Victor.
- Yeah.
677
00:50:33,265 --> 00:50:36,798
If I hadn't just had a manicure
you'd be dead meat, hiccup boy!
678
00:50:37,017 --> 00:50:40,466
Fine. I hope you two are very happy
together, in your
679
00:50:40,685 --> 00:50:44,810
1915 get-out-and-push piece of
shit wheels.
680
00:50:45,937 --> 00:50:47,892
Have fun at Dave and Buster's.
681
00:50:53,064 --> 00:50:56,894
- So, that went well.
- Yeah, I guess that was that.
682
00:51:08,528 --> 00:51:10,235
I, I...
683
00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:17,902
Try it now.
684
00:51:23,867 --> 00:51:25,111
Wow!
685
00:51:34,746 --> 00:51:37,745
Um. The Queen Nefertiti Rose.
686
00:51:38,497 --> 00:51:41,633
Named after the Roman Queen.
687
00:51:44,115 --> 00:51:47,967
Your pink-white, and your white,
and your white pink...
688
00:51:49,859 --> 00:51:53,162
- So, where are you taking me?
- You'll see.
689
00:52:06,127 --> 00:52:10,813
- Hi, wed like to ah...
- Mr. Victor Knudsen, I presume?
690
00:52:11,032 --> 00:52:14,132
- Yeah...
- Everything is ready, sir.
691
00:52:14,344 --> 00:52:17,445
- Just like you requested.
- Requested?
692
00:52:18,872 --> 00:52:24,142
Oh, Victor, it's absolutely amazing!
How romantic!
693
00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:29,559
- Yeah, well...
- I wanna row!
694
00:52:30,528 --> 00:52:33,580
I'm glad everything is to
the young lady's liking.
695
00:52:38,536 --> 00:52:42,339
The rest is in your hands.
696
00:52:50,988 --> 00:52:55,340
Come on, let's follow em.
Maybe we'll get to see some live porn.
697
00:52:55,558 --> 00:53:00,828
No man, he's on his own now.
It's so romantic.
698
00:53:01,176 --> 00:53:04,527
Oh, it's so romantic, boo-boo.
699
00:53:04,740 --> 00:53:07,077
You know what's,
what's romantic here?
700
00:53:07,297 --> 00:53:09,717
I like cheese fries.
I want some cheese fries.
701
00:53:09,939 --> 00:53:11,071
Lets get some cheese fries.
702
00:53:11,113 --> 00:53:14,129
Really? Cheese fries are fat.
703
00:53:24,319 --> 00:53:27,252
My family and I used to come here
when I was a kid.
704
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:32,577
It's gorgeous. I never knew
this place existed.
705
00:54:08,761 --> 00:54:11,862
I'm sorry for what Peter said
earlier.
706
00:54:12,451 --> 00:54:15,718
It's okay. He's right.
It's a piece of shit car.
707
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,161
No, I mean; You're not a loser.
708
00:54:21,423 --> 00:54:23,843
And I'm not out of your league.
709
00:54:26,245 --> 00:54:27,293
You're not?
710
00:54:46,369 --> 00:54:48,670
I just wanted to make sure
that's clear.
711
00:55:01,086 --> 00:55:02,803
Victor?
712
00:55:03,559 --> 00:55:05,979
Have you ever done it?
713
00:55:06,201 --> 00:55:07,488
Done what?
714
00:55:08,926 --> 00:55:11,978
You know... 'lt"?
715
00:55:13,538 --> 00:55:17,854
Oh, oh, it! Yeah, sure, of course...
716
00:55:18,066 --> 00:55:20,653
All the time... Who hasn't?
717
00:55:26,745 --> 00:55:27,949
No.
718
00:55:31,902 --> 00:55:35,586
Do you... maybe want to...?
719
00:55:38,736 --> 00:55:40,154
With me?
720
00:55:41,083 --> 00:55:42,585
Here?
721
00:55:42,802 --> 00:55:47,154
No, silly. My parents play cards
on Wednesdays.
722
00:55:48,169 --> 00:55:49,970
Oh, I know.
723
00:55:50,181 --> 00:55:51,982
You do?
724
00:55:53,661 --> 00:55:55,712
You could come by around 8.
725
00:55:56,932 --> 00:55:59,817
Eight? I can do 8, yeah!
726
00:56:00,747 --> 00:56:05,099
And bring something with you.
If you know what I mean.
727
00:56:07,455 --> 00:56:10,257
Right. Right. Something.
728
00:56:10,474 --> 00:56:12,357
Sure.
729
00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:16,839
I'm the king of the world!!
730
00:56:55,293 --> 00:56:58,727
Good day, young man, haven't seen
you before. How may I help you?
731
00:57:07,075 --> 00:57:09,328
My Miniature Pony?
732
00:57:11,519 --> 00:57:15,323
Yeah, it's for my little br...
sister!
733
00:57:15,753 --> 00:57:17,804
Anything else I can get for you?
734
00:57:18,017 --> 00:57:20,903
Yeah, I, I really need some cond
735
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,039
some, some cond
736
00:57:23,594 --> 00:57:27,147
some condensed milk.
737
00:57:27,367 --> 00:57:32,519
Condensed milk? Alright.
738
00:57:36,321 --> 00:57:40,405
- Is that all?
- No, no, I, I, I need some cond...
739
00:57:41,231 --> 00:57:44,071
- Some cond...
- Cond...?
740
00:57:46,843 --> 00:57:50,176
Condoms...
741
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,578
- I, I mean some rubb...
- Rub what?
742
00:57:57,447 --> 00:58:02,435
Some ru... bbing alcohol.
Rubbing alcohol.
743
00:58:03,183 --> 00:58:07,091
Hm hum. Yep, that, that's the stuff.
744
00:58:10,982 --> 00:58:13,904
And I really need some cond...
745
00:58:15,232 --> 00:58:19,890
Some co... Ca, Ca, Castillo's, Cas,
Castello's.
746
00:58:20,101 --> 00:58:20,922
Those.
747
00:58:21,132 --> 00:58:22,317
How old are you?
748
00:58:22,535 --> 00:58:24,506
Oh, no, I wouldn't
touch those things.
749
00:58:24,722 --> 00:58:27,937
- They're for my dad.
- Ahh, someone's having a party...
750
00:58:35,615 --> 00:58:37,587
Yo, Victor. Whatcha doing?
751
00:58:42,878 --> 00:58:45,095
Didn't look like a Havana.
752
00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:53,397
You wanna make 5 bucks?
753
00:58:53,606 --> 00:58:56,282
Not really, but I wouldn't mind
making 20.
754
00:58:58,805 --> 00:59:00,823
And what may I get for you today,
son?
755
00:59:01,033 --> 00:59:03,051
I'd like to buy some jimmy hats.
756
00:59:04,293 --> 00:59:07,050
I'm sorry I'm not familiar with
the name. What may they be?
757
00:59:07,264 --> 00:59:11,512
Dingers, johnnies, gloves.
758
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,689
The thing you need when
you're banging a chick, of course.
759
00:59:14,897 --> 00:59:15,929
Oh, my!
760
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:19,639
I suppose you mean condoms,
my young fellow?
761
00:59:19,849 --> 00:59:23,018
Duh, what are you deaf?
Rubbers with colors.
762
00:59:23,232 --> 00:59:26,941
And you don't suppose you're a bit
too young for that sort of thing?
763
00:59:27,152 --> 00:59:30,321
I don't think so mister, the fat
ones getting hairy already.
764
00:59:32,063 --> 00:59:33,713
I'm sorry, are you feeling alright,
maam?
765
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:37,628
I just need to lean up against
something.
766
00:59:37,839 --> 00:59:40,186
Or should I rather buy
the ribbed ones?
767
00:59:40,398 --> 00:59:41,693
They're supposed
to prolong the pleasure.
768
00:59:41,718 --> 00:59:45,544
Listen, kid. We only have normal
kinds, no colors, knobs or flavors!
769
00:59:45,762 --> 00:59:49,176
Alright, I'll make do with the
smooth ones. A carton of Trojans.
770
00:59:49,393 --> 00:59:51,682
A carton? Are you completely
out of your mind, kid?
771
00:59:51,896 --> 00:59:53,011
Theres 200 in a carton!!
772
00:59:53,231 --> 00:59:56,815
Yeah, I'm spending
the entire weekend with her,
773
00:59:57,028 --> 00:59:59,781
and she's a lush one so...
774
00:59:59,990 --> 01:00:01,699
Alrighty then, give me two.
775
01:00:01,909 --> 01:00:04,864
- Two cartons?
- No, just two.
776
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:06,954
I can always
flip them over and reuse.
777
01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:11,247
- Four-fifty.
- Keep the change.
778
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,053
You wouldn't happen to have
a dressing room out back,
779
01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:17,762
just so I can
try them on for size?
780
01:00:17,972 --> 01:00:19,550
Get out!
781
01:00:23,479 --> 01:00:25,936
I can't believe my brother's
actually gonna get some.
782
01:00:26,149 --> 01:00:27,977
It'll make great footage.
783
01:00:28,194 --> 01:00:31,813
It's gotta be possible to paint
the rain coats with luminous paint.
784
01:00:32,032 --> 01:00:34,191
So we can see the action in details.
785
01:00:34,410 --> 01:00:38,195
Not necessary, my man, this baby's
got night vision!
786
01:00:38,415 --> 01:00:43,411
Nice. Not sure how well the film will
sell with a "happy ending" though.
787
01:00:43,631 --> 01:00:47,297
Yeah. Right now Victor's
the only one who'll get one.
788
01:00:47,511 --> 01:00:50,797
- We need more drama.
- Perhaps we can think of something.
789
01:00:51,599 --> 01:00:54,803
Would you mind sharing
what you just said with the class?
790
01:00:55,020 --> 01:00:57,310
Yeah, sure thing Mrs. T.
791
01:00:57,524 --> 01:01:00,276
It was about my gang bang with
three playmates last weekend...
792
01:01:00,486 --> 01:01:03,322
Alright! That's quite enough
sharing, Zack!
793
01:01:03,532 --> 01:01:06,450
Hey, you wanted to know. I also
showed the chicks my trapeze stunt...
794
01:01:06,661 --> 01:01:09,152
Principal's office! Both out you!
Now!
795
01:01:09,372 --> 01:01:13,371
Yeah, we gotta bounce anyway.
Our bitches are waiting.
796
01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,998
We out.
797
01:01:31,026 --> 01:01:34,063
Hello baby!! Your man is back!
798
01:01:36,908 --> 01:01:38,487
What did you smoke today?
799
01:01:38,702 --> 01:01:41,823
Oh, good evening Mr. Benton, Sir.
800
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,366
Call me Roger, Spider man.
801
01:01:45,503 --> 01:01:48,540
Did you bring us any other
dangerous animals this time?
802
01:01:48,757 --> 01:01:50,335
Not tonight, Mr. Benton.
803
01:01:50,551 --> 01:01:51,927
Oooh!
804
01:01:52,137 --> 01:01:52,967
Roger.
805
01:01:53,180 --> 01:01:57,927
Too bad. Still no Hugo.
806
01:01:59,980 --> 01:02:02,733
Come on, I'll take you
up to Any as room.
807
01:02:03,652 --> 01:02:06,226
You two are working on a science
project for school tonight?
808
01:02:06,447 --> 01:02:09,817
Yeah. Yeah. For... science class.
809
01:02:10,035 --> 01:02:11,993
Okay.
810
01:02:28,184 --> 01:02:29,513
Hi!
811
01:02:30,186 --> 01:02:32,096
Hey.
812
01:02:41,618 --> 01:02:43,776
I'm almost done.
813
01:03:06,726 --> 01:03:09,217
And... I'm done.
814
01:03:12,982 --> 01:03:18,189
So, aren't your parents
gonna play cards tonight?
815
01:03:18,404 --> 01:03:19,814
I don't think so.
816
01:03:22,449 --> 01:03:25,984
They actually asked
if we could watch Brian tonight.
817
01:03:26,203 --> 01:03:27,661
Hope that's okay with you.
818
01:03:29,498 --> 01:03:32,701
Sure. Sure, yeah,
that's, that's fine.
819
01:03:34,419 --> 01:03:37,373
Gotcha! They leave in 10 minutes!
820
01:03:39,132 --> 01:03:41,006
That is not even funny.
821
01:03:41,217 --> 01:03:42,877
No... Okay...
822
01:03:44,846 --> 01:03:46,340
Stop!
823
01:03:47,724 --> 01:03:49,099
Hey, there.
824
01:03:49,308 --> 01:03:50,993
Just wanted to let you two know
that we're leaving.
825
01:03:51,018 --> 01:03:52,975
- Okay, see you.
- Bye.
826
01:03:53,187 --> 01:03:57,019
Get some work done.
We'll be back shortly.
827
01:03:58,275 --> 01:04:00,398
Have fun! Live free.
828
01:04:07,743 --> 01:04:08,786
So...?
829
01:04:10,287 --> 01:04:11,450
So...
830
01:04:20,422 --> 01:04:23,588
You want a glass of milk?
To break the ice?
831
01:04:26,678 --> 01:04:28,255
Only if it's whole milk.
832
01:05:00,877 --> 01:05:03,878
Now that we've got that
taken care of
833
01:05:04,548 --> 01:05:06,090
do you wanna go back to my room?
834
01:05:17,227 --> 01:05:19,349
Can you turn off the lights?
835
01:06:35,719 --> 01:06:38,636
Maybe it's a little too dark.
836
01:06:38,847 --> 01:06:41,089
No, it isn't, it's okay.
837
01:06:52,444 --> 01:06:54,270
Victor, what are you doing?
838
01:06:55,154 --> 01:06:58,819
- I'm touching you.
- No, no, no, you're not!
839
01:07:05,456 --> 01:07:10,367
- I thought it felt a little funny.
- Thanks for the compliment.
840
01:07:16,675 --> 01:07:20,459
Are you ready
to get completely naked?
841
01:07:53,711 --> 01:07:57,661
Victor, did you... bring something?
842
01:07:58,049 --> 01:07:59,424
Of course.
843
01:08:04,263 --> 01:08:05,543
One second.
844
01:08:08,642 --> 01:08:10,053
Got it.
845
01:08:15,315 --> 01:08:16,358
One second.
846
01:08:20,904 --> 01:08:24,403
I can't get this piece of crap open.
Come...
847
01:08:28,661 --> 01:08:30,321
Alright.
848
01:08:43,676 --> 01:08:45,170
Is it on?
849
01:08:45,678 --> 01:08:49,296
- Yeah, on my fingers.
- Relax.
850
01:08:49,515 --> 01:08:51,804
It's my first time too, remember?
851
01:08:52,017 --> 01:08:55,682
Yeah...
852
01:08:56,063 --> 01:08:59,646
It was a lot easier putting it
on Ernie's fingers in sex-ED.
853
01:09:00,526 --> 01:09:02,684
How in the... hell...?
854
01:09:07,282 --> 01:09:08,657
I have another one!
855
01:09:08,867 --> 01:09:09,910
Okay.
856
01:09:20,795 --> 01:09:23,630
Aren't we lucky, it has a manual.
857
01:09:24,549 --> 01:09:29,839
'Roll slowly over erect penis'.
858
01:09:30,805 --> 01:09:32,548
How poetic.
859
01:09:32,890 --> 01:09:34,265
Let me try.
860
01:09:41,148 --> 01:09:45,276
"Erect penis'.
That certainly isn't a problem."
861
01:09:47,279 --> 01:09:50,315
Abracadabra...
862
01:09:52,409 --> 01:09:54,068
Voila!
863
01:10:01,994 --> 01:10:04,565
- My parents! Already?
- What?
864
01:10:10,578 --> 01:10:11,858
Victor, that's my dress!
865
01:10:18,746 --> 01:10:21,365
The bed, the bed.
Help me, help me make the bed.
866
01:10:22,830 --> 01:10:26,741
I just don't think it's necessary!
She is 18 now, you know.
867
01:10:28,706 --> 01:10:31,195
Hey kids. We're back.
868
01:10:31,914 --> 01:10:32,956
- Hello.
- Hey.
869
01:10:33,248 --> 01:10:35,737
So, have you two been, uh,
behaving yourselves?
870
01:10:35,957 --> 01:10:37,699
What do you think, dad?
871
01:10:37,915 --> 01:10:40,914
Well, your father seems to believe
that you are a responsible adult.
872
01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:44,786
Victor, my man,
did you hit all the angles?
873
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,949
Okay, come on, Brian, time for bed.
874
01:10:48,167 --> 01:10:54,164
Hey. That's a nice science project
there, guys. What is it?
875
01:10:55,251 --> 01:11:00,324
- It's a...
- Lexington Hussil.
876
01:11:00,543 --> 01:11:02,451
Hussil. A Lexington Hussil.
877
01:11:03,169 --> 01:11:05,207
Oh, I see.
878
01:11:05,544 --> 01:11:09,455
Victor, could I have a little chat
with you for a minute?
879
01:11:09,670 --> 01:11:10,748
In the kitchen.
880
01:11:11,503 --> 01:11:13,708
For Christ sakes, dad, does it have
to be right now?
881
01:11:15,254 --> 01:11:18,702
It's, it's fine. It's, it's fine.
882
01:11:19,171 --> 01:11:20,333
Victor!
883
01:11:20,546 --> 01:11:23,959
- Where did the other one go?
- I didn't have a chance to take it off!
884
01:11:28,089 --> 01:11:29,131
Cheers.
885
01:11:31,339 --> 01:11:35,630
One has to be careful
not to sit down on Hugo.
886
01:11:36,298 --> 01:11:39,250
Still haven't found that little bugger.
887
01:11:42,549 --> 01:11:46,674
You know, Victor,
its become clear to me that
888
01:11:46,883 --> 01:11:51,458
my daughter likes you very much
and you like her, and...
889
01:11:51,884 --> 01:11:55,925
Constance and I think that
you're just ah, well, you know...
890
01:11:57,426 --> 01:12:00,508
In fact, you remind me very much of
myself when I was your age.
891
01:12:00,718 --> 01:12:03,005
Always going after the hot, older gal.
892
01:12:04,302 --> 01:12:09,256
So, I hope that the two of you,
you know, could be together for...
893
01:12:09,470 --> 01:12:13,511
- At least some time.
- So do I, sir.
894
01:12:14,012 --> 01:12:17,343
Yeah. So, I understand that the two of
you wanna have sex with each other.
895
01:12:21,221 --> 01:12:22,798
No. Hey, relax,
896
01:12:23,013 --> 01:12:25,514
it's, you know it's completely
natural. Completely natural.
897
01:12:25,597 --> 01:12:30,136
At your ages, you know. Even at
my age, I like to have it occasionally.
898
01:12:30,348 --> 01:12:32,671
Mostly with my wife.
899
01:12:35,723 --> 01:12:38,675
I'm in the cut-throat world
of advertising, alright?
900
01:12:38,890 --> 01:12:40,265
It's kill or be killed.
901
01:12:40,474 --> 01:12:43,887
We're working on a big campaign now,
spending millions of dollars in fact,
902
01:12:44,099 --> 01:12:47,880
to get young people to understand
that protection can be 'hip...
903
01:12:48,100 --> 01:12:50,849
And that its important for them
to have a condom on them
904
01:12:51,059 --> 01:12:53,215
every time
they leave their home.
905
01:12:53,434 --> 01:12:55,923
Well, I don't mean on them,
of course...
906
01:12:56,143 --> 01:12:58,098
- No.
- But with them.
907
01:12:58,935 --> 01:13:00,842
You know, in their wallet,
or their pocket,
908
01:13:01,060 --> 01:13:05,386
it doesn't matter where, as
long as they have the darn thing.
909
01:13:08,603 --> 01:13:10,724
So, can I ask you a personal question?
910
01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:15,679
Of course. Yeah.
911
01:13:15,896 --> 01:13:19,344
How often
do you have a rubber on you?
912
01:13:22,230 --> 01:13:26,224
Well I, I, I just started having one
913
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:28,725
on me, recently.
914
01:13:29,814 --> 01:13:33,015
You know, everyone's so liberated
now that its important to have one
915
01:13:33,231 --> 01:13:35,103
on you, with you.
916
01:13:36,190 --> 01:13:39,272
Oh, I'm glad to hear that, Victor.
You know, you're adults now,
917
01:13:39,482 --> 01:13:41,805
and that comes
with some responsibilities.
918
01:13:42,024 --> 01:13:43,221
Of course.
919
01:13:44,191 --> 01:13:47,143
I'm glad you have such a good head
for these things.
920
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:55,726
- Want another drink for the road?
- Yes, sir.
921
01:14:15,070 --> 01:14:18,104
Well, I'm glad we had this talk son.
922
01:14:22,030 --> 01:14:23,772
Me too, sir.
923
01:14:25,363 --> 01:14:26,405
Ow, alright.
924
01:14:27,989 --> 01:14:30,276
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
925
01:14:33,990 --> 01:14:37,403
- Sorry about my dad.
- It's all good.
926
01:14:38,199 --> 01:14:40,818
Your dad and I understand each other.
927
01:14:42,908 --> 01:14:46,984
So, do you wanna do something after
school tomorrow?
928
01:14:48,033 --> 01:14:50,071
I actually have
to hang out with Marisa.
929
01:14:50,992 --> 01:14:53,113
Oh. Alright.
930
01:14:53,326 --> 01:14:56,526
- You should come.
- With Marissa?!
931
01:14:56,743 --> 01:15:00,275
You'll grow on her. Like a cactus.
932
01:15:03,369 --> 01:15:04,566
Good night, Victor.
933
01:15:04,786 --> 01:15:07,156
Sweet dreams...
934
01:15:23,622 --> 01:15:26,655
- What up?
- I think I have an idea for our ending.
935
01:15:26,872 --> 01:15:28,034
Nice..
936
01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:37,367
How the hell does
he forget to take it off?
937
01:15:37,582 --> 01:15:39,656
I don't know,
we both completely panicked.
938
01:15:39,874 --> 01:15:43,370
You'll never get your cherry popped
if you keep hanging with that kid!
939
01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:47,577
I don't know about that.
It was pretty damn close.
940
01:15:47,792 --> 01:15:49,617
Besides I really like him.
941
01:15:49,834 --> 01:15:53,116
I mean he's, he's sweet, and sincere,
and...
942
01:15:53,334 --> 01:15:54,711
Victor!
943
01:15:54,921 --> 01:15:59,138
Baby, Oh, I missed you so much.
Why haven't you called me back?
944
01:15:59,348 --> 01:16:00,809
Are you still dating that old hag?
945
01:16:06,323 --> 01:16:08,152
Victor, what the hell are you doing?!
946
01:16:09,455 --> 01:16:12,330
I... I don't, I don't know! Who are you?
947
01:16:12,546 --> 01:16:15,966
Good one. I'll see you tomorrow, stud.
948
01:16:17,390 --> 01:16:19,682
Anya, I don't know what's going on...
949
01:16:19,896 --> 01:16:21,817
Well, I do! What, you
just wanted to show off
950
01:16:22,026 --> 01:16:24,257
in front of your stupid
Freshmen friends, didn't you?
951
01:16:24,282 --> 01:16:27,287
- No, I, I would never...
- Was I some sort of bet or something?
952
01:16:27,497 --> 01:16:27,995
Not at all!
953
01:16:28,207 --> 01:16:30,981
Since you didn't get any last night,
you're done with me, is that it?
954
01:16:31,006 --> 01:16:33,880
- Would you listen to me?
- Don't touch me!
955
01:16:37,563 --> 01:16:38,228
Anya!
956
01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:41,314
- Leave me alone!
- You, bastard!
957
01:16:47,795 --> 01:16:50,503
But... I love you.
958
01:17:01,034 --> 01:17:04,490
- Oh, that looks great!
- Well, they travel, you know.
959
01:17:04,710 --> 01:17:07,668
Look. He's a little fat, but you know,
for what this has
960
01:17:09,638 --> 01:17:11,015
Victor, are you alright?
961
01:17:11,225 --> 01:17:14,895
- You look terrible.
- Honey, what's wrong?
962
01:17:15,109 --> 01:17:19,029
- Oh, is it Anya?
- Has she fallen for someone else?
963
01:17:19,244 --> 01:17:20,990
Christian!!
964
01:17:22,836 --> 01:17:26,423
It doesn't matter. Its no use.
965
01:17:34,196 --> 01:17:37,486
- Why are you so dumb?
- Me?
966
01:17:38,205 --> 01:17:45,012
- No. Men!
- Oh, men. Yeah, I know, honey.
967
01:17:45,221 --> 01:17:49,640
I guess we just sometimes
do the wrong thing, Anya.
968
01:17:50,567 --> 01:17:53,775
I thought, I thought he loved me, Dad.
969
01:17:53,992 --> 01:17:58,042
Oh, baby, maybe he does,
but he's young.
970
01:17:58,419 --> 01:18:01,923
He may not know how to express it,
that's all.
971
01:18:03,097 --> 01:18:05,770
We all make mistakes, sweetheart.
972
01:18:08,192 --> 01:18:12,065
Why did your mother have to go
to ballet tonight of all nights?
973
01:18:12,452 --> 01:18:15,991
Oh, baby, don't.
Come on, come on, come on.
974
01:18:21,849 --> 01:18:25,804
I put extra marshmallows in it, so
you could drown your sorrows.
975
01:18:27,571 --> 01:18:31,621
I guess there might be a chance
I'd get lucky enough to choke and die.
976
01:18:32,415 --> 01:18:34,957
Now tell me what happened?
977
01:18:36,174 --> 01:18:40,676
Anya and I are done
and my life is totally over.
978
01:18:40,935 --> 01:18:44,273
Nonsense. Of course
your life isn't over.
979
01:18:44,485 --> 01:18:47,526
It is! Nothing else matters
in this world.
980
01:18:47,743 --> 01:18:51,247
And she won't even listen to me.
981
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:54,674
You just need to rest and you'll see.
982
01:18:54,885 --> 01:18:58,804
The world will look a lot brighter
in the morning, I promise.
983
01:19:20,319 --> 01:19:22,231
Rise and shine, playboy.
984
01:19:22,449 --> 01:19:24,611
We got something you're gonna love.
985
01:19:24,830 --> 01:19:25,874
Go away!
986
01:19:26,083 --> 01:19:30,169
I know it isn't blue ray, but still,
I think you wanna see this.
987
01:19:30,385 --> 01:19:34,435
We shot a masterpiece,
a film about you and Anya.
988
01:19:34,645 --> 01:19:36,791
Why don't we show you a clip,
so you can see for yourself.
989
01:19:36,816 --> 01:19:39,358
If you can afford it, of course.
990
01:19:43,541 --> 01:19:46,462
- I'll fast forward a bit.
- Shouldn't we call his bank first?
991
01:19:49,262 --> 01:19:52,267
Nice work bro, I personally never
thought you had it in you.
992
01:19:52,478 --> 01:19:54,022
You little bastards!
993
01:19:54,232 --> 01:19:56,477
Hold your horses and watch this...
994
01:19:56,696 --> 01:19:57,741
Open it.
995
01:20:00,664 --> 01:20:02,041
Oooooh!
996
01:20:03,253 --> 01:20:05,962
You think that was bad?
Watch this!
997
01:20:08,641 --> 01:20:12,514
- Okay, but why would I do it?
- Lisa, you're my favorite cousin.
998
01:20:12,734 --> 01:20:15,138
And.. I'll pay you 100 dollars.
999
01:20:15,357 --> 01:20:19,763
And a night out on the town
with my favorite cousin?
1000
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,509
I can't believe this!
1001
01:20:23,726 --> 01:20:26,343
Wait. How did Peter even know where
we would be yesterday?
1002
01:20:28,931 --> 01:20:32,093
- Why didn't you tell me right away?
- We are businessmen after all.
1003
01:20:32,304 --> 01:20:34,921
And we had to finish the cut first.
1004
01:20:35,135 --> 01:20:37,966
A true artist never shows
his work until it is finished.
1005
01:20:38,175 --> 01:20:40,045
So bro, what will you pay for it?
1006
01:20:40,257 --> 01:20:45,455
We gotta start remembering to get
our blackmail money up front!
1007
01:20:46,169 --> 01:20:49,331
Dude, all I got from him was a text
saying his life was finished.
1008
01:20:49,542 --> 01:20:50,791
And he spelled finished wrong.
1009
01:20:50,833 --> 01:20:53,118
Ernie, buddy,
I need to borrow your Vespa!
1010
01:20:53,331 --> 01:20:55,138
- What's going on, Vic, you ok?
- There's no time to explain.
1011
01:20:55,163 --> 01:20:56,820
It's a life or death
situation! Please!!
1012
01:20:57,037 --> 01:20:59,026
Well, alright, alright.
Take a chill pill.
1013
01:20:59,244 --> 01:21:01,446
So look, the ah,
the blinkers are here and,
1014
01:21:01,659 --> 01:21:04,027
this is a visor for your face,
gas.
1015
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,655
- Vic, most importantly, the brake.
- Okay, yeah, whatever.
1016
01:21:06,863 --> 01:21:08,485
But how do I start this damn thing?
1017
01:21:08,696 --> 01:21:10,919
Perhaps you're better off
having your dad mail you in,
1018
01:21:10,944 --> 01:21:12,980
that way you'll get
there a little faster.
1019
01:21:13,192 --> 01:21:16,970
- Ernie, start it up!!
- Damn! Someone's got their period!
1020
01:21:19,147 --> 01:21:20,852
Do it.
1021
01:21:24,060 --> 01:21:26,976
Hey, Vic, be careful, the brakes
aren't what they used to be!
1022
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:41,143
Oh! Damn!
1023
01:21:44,529 --> 01:21:46,106
Ahhh!
1024
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:57,158
On the third day of high school I,
1025
01:21:57,369 --> 01:22:00,736
Victor Knudsen,
was hit by an epidemic.
1026
01:22:00,954 --> 01:22:03,870
And were not talking
chicken pox or the flu.
1027
01:22:04,081 --> 01:22:06,618
Nope, we're talking a case of total,
1028
01:22:06,832 --> 01:22:09,453
incurable "Anya-it is".
1029
01:22:10,293 --> 01:22:14,419
And I Victor Knudsen, didn't live.
1030
01:22:14,712 --> 01:22:18,293
Goodbye Anya, my love.
1031
01:22:32,721 --> 01:22:34,713
Anya?
1032
01:22:36,806 --> 01:22:38,300
Is it really you?
1033
01:22:39,183 --> 01:22:41,554
Hey, you.
1034
01:22:42,351 --> 01:22:44,883
I'm sorry I doubted you.
1035
01:22:45,097 --> 01:22:48,374
I was just so hurt
when I saw that girl kissing you.
1036
01:22:48,716 --> 01:22:51,283
But, how did you know?
1037
01:22:51,504 --> 01:22:53,159
I saw the film.
1038
01:22:53,916 --> 01:22:55,194
You did?
1039
01:22:55,414 --> 01:22:58,112
Zack and Brian had an extra copy.
1040
01:22:58,326 --> 01:23:01,024
Actually, they have
quite a few copies.
1041
01:23:02,445 --> 01:23:04,192
We may have to make
it worth their while,
1042
01:23:04,359 --> 01:23:06,145
so we don't end up on YouTube...
1043
01:23:07,562 --> 01:23:11,052
At least some of the footage
was used for something good.
1044
01:23:22,622 --> 01:23:23,947
Oh, my God!
1045
01:23:25,701 --> 01:23:29,984
This is gonna be good!
1046
01:23:34,812 --> 01:23:36,929
What the fuck...?!
1047
01:23:43,714 --> 01:23:45,749
- Pervert Peter!
- Pervert!
1048
01:23:45,961 --> 01:23:49,529
But, she was only my third cousin!!
1049
01:23:50,488 --> 01:23:54,020
Bye! Bye, Peter, we'll miss you.
1050
01:23:56,395 --> 01:23:58,247
I brought you a cactus.
1051
01:24:01,569 --> 01:24:04,500
Oh! Thanks.
1052
01:24:06,830 --> 01:24:10,276
Anya, if I make it
1053
01:24:10,883 --> 01:24:14,108
do you think
I could come over again?
1054
01:24:14,332 --> 01:24:15,705
On a Wednesday?
1055
01:24:15,927 --> 01:24:19,753
Seriously. I'm pretty sure
you're gonna make it.
1056
01:24:19,980 --> 01:24:22,697
And to hell with Wednesdays.
My parents are gone this weekend,
1057
01:24:22,783 --> 01:24:25,443
so well have
the entire house to ourselves.
1058
01:24:26,319 --> 01:24:29,973
But, what would we do
all weekend long?
1059
01:24:31,234 --> 01:24:33,429
But, what about my leg?
1060
01:24:35,158 --> 01:24:38,861
Victor, I'm pretty sure you don't
really need your leg to do it.
1061
01:24:42,444 --> 01:24:44,381
You really never give up, do you?
1062
01:25:20,603 --> 01:25:24,134
Oh, Victor will be so sorry
he didn't pay us for that footage.
1063
01:25:24,354 --> 01:25:27,714
And my sister found the stash
of DVDs and destroyed them all.
1064
01:25:27,933 --> 01:25:30,556
Plus all the hidden cameras
in her room.
1065
01:25:33,322 --> 01:25:35,211
What's that flashing red light?
1066
01:25:35,435 --> 01:25:37,548
Don't tell me you didn't charge
the battery again!
1067
01:25:37,634 --> 01:25:39,571
- It was your turn!
- Shiiiit!
1068
01:25:39,790 --> 01:25:42,721
- Gimme a break!
- No, no, no, no, no! Damn
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