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I swear, Pandora, I don't know who can afford to shop in these stores

anymore, these prices are just ridiculous.

At least you don't have to buy anything,

but I'm sure if you look long enough,

you're going to find some kind of a bargain.

Ooh, did I tell you about Helen Latimer?

No, but I have a feeling you're going to.

Helen Latimer went out with Olivia Newton John's gynecologist.

And?

"And?" What do you mean, "and?"

Isn't that enough? I mean,

Olivia Newton John,

living Wonder Bread, and you have a chance to find out

what her cunt is like. Honestly, Pandora.

All right, what's it like?

What?

- What is it like? - What's what like?

Olivia Newton John's cunt!

Pandora, can you keep your voice down?

I tell you something in confidence and you tell the world.

You gotta be a little more discreet, obviously.

Can you please just finish the story?

What did Helen Latimer say

the gynecologist said Olivia Newton John's cunt was like?

Boring.

What a bunch of junk. What did you come in here for?

I'd go anywhere to get away from those stupid stories of yours.

Well, you don't have to be nasty about it.

I only told you what Helen Latimer told me.

Is there something I can help you with?

No. No, thank you.

Is it all right if we just look around?

Of course. I'd be delighted.

Let me know if I can help you with anything.

I've never seen this place before.

How long have you been here?

I've always been here.

Did you find something?

I don't know.

Oh, but there seems to be something here behind all this stuff.

I assure you, there's nothing of interest.

Up in the front of the store, I have several hand-blown bottles.

Honestly, Pandora, the man said there's nothing back there.

Come on, this place give me the creeps.

This is it. This is what I saw.

Oh, that?

That's only an old mirror. It's of little value.

Oh, please, be careful.

The mirror is very old.

Please, just be careful.

Pandora, are you all right?

Pandora?

Pandora?

What?

Oh, I'm sorry.

What happened?

I think if you went outside and got some air...

I know it's late, but I was here earlier.

I know, but I was here earlier.

- I saw a mirror. - I can't hear you.

I saw a mirror with my friend.

I want to see the mirror.

I'm closed.

I know, but I know what I want.

I saw a mirror. The mirror!

I'm afraid it's too late. I'm about to leave.

- If you can come back tomorrow -- - The mirror.

I just want to buy the mirror.

If you let me in for a moment, I can leave a deposit.

Please, young lady, one thing at a time.

Oh, come in, come in.

Do you take American Express?

Or I can write you a check, I just live around the corner.

Please, first of all, the mirror is not for sale.

Not for sale?

- This afternoon, you told me that -- - I told you nothing. Nothing.

We did not discuss the sale of the mirror.

It's been in my family for many years.

I could not sell it.

Price is no object.

Please, I know.

Money is not the issue here.

I knew you'd be back.

You did?

I knew you'd be back alone,

without your friend.

She's not like you.

She wouldn't understand.

I know.

Can I see it?

Yes. If you'll be careful...and breathe.

The time you spend must be limited.

There is danger.

Yes, I knew you would be back.

Oh, Oliver, I've been looking for you all day.

Olivia, my dear. I'm glad you found me.

I have something for you.

I've been working on it in my spare time for quite some while now,

and as much as today is your birthday, well --

Oh, what a lovely mirror,

but you must think I'm vain to give me such a gift.

On the contrary, my dear.

You are unaware, I think, of the beauty you possess.

Even General Washington noticed you.

Do you know what he said to me when he rode through last spring?

"McArdle," he said -- he always calls me that --

"You are a man beset with great fortune

that you should have such a beauty for a wife."

Oh, Oliver.

No, it's true.

Look at yourself in the mirror and you'll see what I mean.

I wouldn't spend too much time in front of it.

It's enchanted.

What do you mean?

I made this frame from that old, large oak tree that

borders the north field. The one that was struck by lightning last fall.

You know what they say,

the wood from a tree struck by lightning is enchanted forever.

All this talk of my beauty has gotten me reeling, Oliver.

Perhaps you should show me.

I do so want you to.

I n the middle of the day?

Good heavens, woman.

Have you no sense of shame?

It seems that we never anymore.

If I were you, I would occupy my thoughts with better things.

I must go into town.

The hills are filled with deserters from both armies.

We have a looting problem.

These times are dangerous.

Decent people aren't safe anymore.

Especially women.

Be on your guard.

What's wrong with me?

Why doesn't he make love to me?

He says I'm beautiful.

Why doesn't he show me?

They warned me about marrying a man so much older than myself.

They told me this would happen.

He was so kind.

Abigail Warren says her husband makes love to her

u ntil she screams with pleasu re.

My God, man.

We've been waiting here nearly two hours.

I'm lucky I got through at all.

Dragoon soldiers are everywhere.

At this point, whichever army catches us, we'll be hung for sure.

Maybe Oliver's right.

Maybe I have no shame.

God, whatever happened to your horse, man?

She threw a shoe a mile back.

I wish we had some food.

I remember seeing a farm just across the next bend.

Well, then, let's try to reach it.

My breasts are beautiful and full.

I need a man to touch them.

My body is beautiful.

Why does no one want it?

- Ah, it's good food and a good wind. - That's what life is. Cheers.

If you truly are an enchanted mirror,

I need someone to want me.

I need a man.

Any man.

- Ah, my dreams fulfilled. - Hello, my dear.

- Yes. - No.

Just come this way. This way.

Oh, we're here to delight you

- with some pleasure. - Yes.

Lay down there.

Whoa, there we go. Yes.

Baby.

I think you've seen enough for one day.

- Pandora? - Pandora?

What?

I'm sorry, I was very far away.

Yes, I know.

Why don't you reconsider about selling the mirror?

No.

As I told you, the mirror is not for sale,

but you may see it again.

However, you've seen enough for today.

Hello?

Oh, hello. Peter?

Hi, honey.

It's a beautiful night out.

Full moon.

Shall we take a ride to the beach? What do you think?

This may be some other time.

Some other time?

Hey, come on, baby. You know I'll call somebody else.

You're not the only one in the book, you know.

Yes, I think you should.

Hey. Hey, honey.

- You need something else? - No, thanks. Just coffee.

Okay.

Pandora, you are just the one I'm looking for.

Oh. Hi, Liz.

Surprised to see you up so early in the morning.

Well, I'm on my way to see my shrink.

I see.

What's going on between you and Peter?

What do you mean?

It's just that I got a phone call from him this morning.

Oh.

He says that you refused to see him, that you hung up the phone on him.

Since when does Peter come to you with his problems?

I thought you two were practically engaged or something.

Listen, why don't you tell that to your shrink?

I'm sure he'd be much more interested in it than I am.

Something's going on, isn't it?

What?

You're seeing someone else, I just know it.

Oh, fuck off, Liz.

That Peter Kenner is a good catch, Pandora.

You'd better take good care of him.

I know I would.

Hello?

Hello?

Hi. Good morning, Pandora.

You're here quite early.

- I just opened. - Yes, I know.

I've come to see the mirror.

I know you have.

I warned you that too much exposure to the mirror is dangerous.

- It's too soon after last night. - Please.

You can't say no.

I have to see the mirror.

So it's like that.

Yes, it's like that.

I won't be responsible.

Please.

His parents said she'll be down in a minute.

That's nice.

Got to stay in shape if I'm going to be a movie star.

Carlos, Lance has gone down to greet Mr. Fried at the pool.

Would you like me to escort you to the pool, Ms. Barrett?

Oh, Carlos. You're so thoughtful and sensitive.

You know just what a woman needs.

I try to please you, Ms. Barrett.

You do, Carlos. You do.

But I need you to please me now.

Ah, but Mr. Fried is waiting by the pool, Ms. Barrett

Agents always wait.

It's their job.

I'm Lancelot Duval.

I beg your pardon.

Lancelot Duval. It's French.

Oh, most assuredly.

I thought it up myself.

Did you?

Ms. Barrett says you got to have a good, catchy name.

Something they remember.

Oh, she should know.

Ah, it's getting better.

Oh, you red, hot Latin you.

Oh, Carlos.

I need to cum, Carlos.

I'm her fiancee, you know.

Congratulations.

Likewise, I'm sure.

- Sidney, how charming to see you. - Veronica,

you look lovely, as always.

Oh, you old flatterer,

you still know the right things to say.

Oh, I just had a fascinating conversation with your

- betrothed here. - Oh.

Lancelot, dear, would you fetch me my cigarette holder?

I've left it in the library.

Right, Ms. Barrett.

- He's such a dear. - Oh, charming.

- Ms. Barrett? - Yes, Lancelot?

Where's the library?

Never mind, Lancelot.

Why don't you just fix Mr. Fried and myself a drink?

Right, Ms. Barrett.

Quite a fellow.

Cut the shit, Sidney.

Why did you come out here?

I'll be frank, Veronica.

The studio's worried.

Oh, worried about what to do with all that money

they made on my last picture?

Worried about all the money they spent covering up you r last escapade.

What escapade?

The Simmons boy.

The Simmons boy.

You call that an escapade?

The studio spent $50,000 to keep the parents from pressing charges.

For what?

He was 17.

Wow.

He had a cock like a mule.

Is that all you can think about?

I do like girls, too.

Veronica, be serious.

I am serious, Sidney.

What I do with my time is my business.

Not yours and certainly not the studio's.

Veronica,

you are singlehandedly devouring Southern California.

Now, that's simply not true, Sidney.

Sometimes, Lance and Carlos help.

I give up.

Anyway, I brought you this for your birthday.

Oh, a picture of my favorite person.

How thoughtful you are, Sidney.

No, I knew you'd love it.

Now, the studio was sending over a new makeup girl

they want you to meet this afternoon.

And?

And I want you to promise you'll behave yourself.

That goes for your glamor bozos.

Well, you can count on me, Sidney.

I feel like a born-again virgin.

I promise I won't touch a hair on her pretty little head.

Ms. Barrett, this is Ms. Olson.

The studio thought you might like to meet her.

Oh, this is a great honor for me, Ms. Barrett.

I've always admired your work.

I'm so glad.

Oh, why you are a very pretty girl, Ms. Olson.

Please, call me Nancy, and thank you.

Tell me, what have you heard about me, Nancy?

What do you mean?

Never mind.

You can start by rubbing me with this sun tan oil.

Oh, yes, sweetheart. Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh, you're much better than the last one they sent out.

Carlos, Lance,

I'd like you to meet Ms. Olson.

She's the new makeup girl that the studio sent over.

You can call her Nancy.

Hi.

Ms. Barrett, I'd like to see her with her clothes off.

Oh, this is so good.

Oh.

Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh, so good.

It's so good.

It feels nice.

Yes.

Okay, I'm going to cum now.

I'm going to cum.

I'm cumming.

I'm going to cum. I'm going to cum.

I'm going to cum.

Oh, well, I thought I couldn't come back.

I know,

that is one of the dangers.

Spending too much time in front of the mirror is dangerous,

I've told you that.

Yes, I know.

Oh, Christ.

- Hello. - Hi, gorgeous.

It's your favorite heavy breather.

- Oh. - Hi, Peter.

Look, I'm sorry about hanging up on you.

It's okay.

Going to be over in a flash and you can show me in the flesh,

if you know what I mean.

Maybe some other time, I'm just not myself lately.

I'm beginning to lose a lot of patience.

Are you seeing somebody else or what?

No.

It's nothing like that.

I'm getting a little tired of this. What's going on?

Look, if you don't like it, don't call me anymore.

Pandora?

Jesus.

I told you, Peter, she's obviously seeing someone else.

I don't believe it.

How do you think I feel?

She's my best friend,

but Peter, so are you,

and I just can't stand by and watch her hu rt you like this.

Thanks, Liz.

A man needs a woman who's there when he wants her.

A woman who knows what he needs.

A woman who

knows how to please a man.

A woman who

makes him feel like a man.

- It's better, all right? - Yes.

I'll bet it's not like that with Pandora.

I bet it's never like that with Pandora.

I'm going to do something for you Pandora never does.

I want you to cum and you know where.

I want you to cum all over my face.

Yes, all over.

All over my face.

Yes.

Yes.

You look tired, Pandora.

No, I'm all right. I really am.

You look different somehow.

Well, I found out something about myself last night.

What I need and what I don't need.

What I do need is to see the mirror.

I can see that.

Ain't you going to tell me to be careful?

You've already gone beyond careful.

Far beyond.

I'm so nervous I can hardly speak.

First audition, kid.

I guess you can tell, huh?

My name is Ross.

This is my third open call this week.

Hi, I'm Bonnie. You may

just get used to this after a while.

You never get used to it, Bonnie.

Did you hear Bob Randall's story?

I magine being on the stage with Bob Randall.

I know what you mean.

Thank you very much.

We'll be in touch with you.

Next, Marnie Fallon -- or Fallon.

Marnie Fallon, please.

Well, it's a pretty motley crew we got here. Right, Eli?

I know.

Barbara is coming down here this afternoon.

She's not going to find this too stimulating.

You know, Barbara,

she doesn't find it stimulating on one level.

She might find it very stimulating on another.

That's not a bad idea.

That is her one weakness.

The great Barbara Mellon,

Broadway's biggest producer,

brought to her knees by the bulge

in some actor's Levis.

Or a nice pair of tits, for that matter.

Then keep you r eyes open for a likely candidate.

If only my drama teacher back home knew that I'm auditioning

for a big Broadway show starring Bob Randall.

Directed by Eli Rasp.

Produced by Barbara Mellon.

Oh, these are people I've always dreamed of meeting.

I'd watch out for Barbara Mellon if I were you, Bonnie.

What do you mean?

I don't want to burst any bubbles for you,

but Barbara Mellon has a nasty reputation for

devouring young performers.

She's done so much for theater.

That's what's really important.

Nobody's perfect.

I'd do anything to get this show.

Anything is a pretty big word, Bonnie.

Ms. Mellon, what a genu ine honor to have you at the audition today.

Hello. I think you'll be pleased with the auditions,

what a talented lineup.

Come right on this way, here.

Be on your toes, Eli. Here she comes.

Oh, shit.

Barbara, darling,

how wondertul you could make it today.

- Good morning, Eli. - Can I get you a cup of coffee?

I'd rather you get me some talented pertormers, Eli.

I'm sure knowing you're here, they'll work extra hard.

Cut the crap, Eli. I only came down here to find out

what my money is doing.

I do like to get my money's worth. Isn't that right, Maxine?

Yes, Ms. Mellon.

You will, Barbara. You will.

Next up, 470, Bonnie Lamay.

Bonnie Lamay.

Really.

- Anything? - Yes.

Close the auditions.

All right, kids, that's it for today.

Anyone we haven't seen could come back tomorrow, 9:00 a.m. sharp.

Remember what number you are.

Where do you think you're going?

- Me? - You're talking to me?

Yes, you.

Where the hell do you think you're going?

Oh, I'm sorry. Mr. Rasp,

the stage manager, said that the auditions were all over.

After you it's over.

- What's your name? - Bonnie Lamay, sir.

All right, Bonnie Lamay.

What work have you done before?

Well, in Grand Rapids, I spent two years with the community theater.

Grand Rapids Community Theater.

I think you'll find we do things a bit differently here.

I like to work with actors

who are completely in touch with themselves.

Who can dig down and come up with something personal to add,

no matter what the part.

Actors who are beyond embarrassment,

regardless of how private the scene is.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Good.

I'm going to give you a situation and a prop

and I want you to work out a scene for yourself.

It is from your sweetheart.

You haven't seen him in six months.

He's far away and in some sort of danger.

"My dearest Bonnie,

even though I can't have you here next to me,

your image is with me always.

I am sending you something.

Something that I have kept close to my body

for a long time, so that it could develop my scent, in essence.

I have handled and held it close

so that we could have a physical connection.

Although half the earth separates us, think of it as part of me.

Make it a part of our life apart from each other.

Separate,

but together and now physically joined.

There is great danger near me now,

but somehow, I find it comforting knowing that you can be touched

by something

I gazed into, the nearest mirror, my daughter,

and see what I see each time I close my eyes

and feel me inside you.

I love you always, John."

I've never done this by myself.

I told you, you're going to be a star someday.

So sweet.

Oh, fuck.

Pandora. Pandora.

Pandora, look at me.

I'm all right.

Really?

I am.

Each time you gaze into the mirror, you seem farther away.

You must sell it to me.

You can see how much it means to me.

Yes, I can see that.

- I cannot sell it, but -- -What?

I have to go away for a couple of days.

Perhaps you could look after the mirror for me

in your apartment?

Do you mean it?

I'll take awfully good care of it. You wouldn't have to worry.

It's not the mirror I'm worried about, Pandora.

Remember to keep it covered.

Just as you can see in the mirror, the mirror can see you.

It has a soul of its own

and it has certain needs.

Don't ever let it see too much. Otherwise --

Otherwise?

I knew you would be back.

I knew it.

Do you know what they say goes on here at the Hellfire Club?

Yes.

That's why I wanted us to go.

It's not too late to turn back.

I don't want to turn back.

I love you, Edgar.

If you love me,

you'll take advantage of every opportunity offered you tonight.

I will be watching and the more I see,

the more fulfilled I will become.

If you love me, Alice, you will remember that.

I love you, Edgar.

Perhaps you should check your purse, my dear.

No.

I think you should check your purse.

All right, Edgar.

The purse.

Can I get you a drink?

How about you?

Okay, one designer coming up. Here we go.

Oh, somebody new.

How would you like to sit on a throne fit for queens?

Sounds like the best offer you've had all evening, my dear.

Come here.

Now, you boys treat her just like a queen.

I want you to give her everything.

Suck that cock.

Keep that pussy nice and hot.

Suck it and make it moist.

I think she just just loves to suck cock, doesn't she?

Yes, so good.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yes.

She loves it.

She loves it. Doesn't she?

Oh, it's such a nice time.

Oh.

So hard.

Oh, shall I squeeze this and make it nice and hard for that shit?

She's all the way down to kiss you.

All that horniness.

Remember, Pandora,

keep the mirror covered.

Pandora, keep the mirror covered.

Pandora.

Pandora.

Pandora...

Pandora...

Pandora...

Pandora...

We've waited a long time.

We'll give you everything, Pandora.

Come to us, Pandora.

Pandora...

We knew you would come.

Welcome home, Pandora.

We knew you would come.