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Wolcomo to Doath Camp 13,

homo of tho Nazi's diaöolical plan to croato an army

of supor-worowolf soldiors.

This projeCf, if's failure...

...will bo your demise.

- And the end of Gcrmany, Boorman. - Heil Hitler!

You have been Choson!

RejoiCo!

I havc found thc pcrtcct solution... the She-Devils of Belzac.

Can thoy, alono, supply tho ölood noodod to savo Hitlor's mad droam?

Or, will tho prido of Gormany fall into ruin?

This is my projocf!

We are now in total control of pure wolf.

This is an oufrage!

Silonce!

This is my Mecca!

Ifyou...

...aro thinkin0...

...ofgoing...

...into...

...this houso...

Ifyou...

...aro thinkin0...

...of oponing...

...this door...

Ifyou...

...aro thinkin0...

...of chocking out...

...tho hasomont...

Don't Iook hohind...

Don't Iook in thoro...

Don't Iook up...

Don't Iook anywhoro.

Don't scroam for holp.

Don't movo a muscle.

Don't ovon hroatho.

Ifyou aro thinkin0 ofsooin0 this film alono...

This holiday soason...

...proparo to havo tho stuffin0 scarod out ofyou.

In tho town of PIymouth, Massachusotts,

tho foudh Thursday in Novomhor

is tho most colohratod day of tho yoar.

Tho tahlo is sot.

Tho fostivitios havo hogun.

Ono uninvitod guost has arrivod.

And this yoar, thoro will ho no Ioftovors.

Whito moat, dark moat... all will ho carvod.

Come on, Judy, how abouf if?

Happy Thanksgiving, baby.

Cool if, Judy!

You'ro safe.

Bobby's here.

If's blood.

Son of a bifch.

- Arrivo hungry... - Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma!

...Ioavo stuffod.

From Diroctor EIi Hoth...

You'II como homo for tho holidays... in a hody ha0.

This Foöruary.

Hold on, I've gof fo come up!

I've got to takc the world's biggest fuCking piss.

- Wc can't bc Iate! - We won't!

- Who's holding? - lf you're not, then nobody.

- We wcrc kinda hoping you were. - How are you not holding?

Jcsus Christ, Shanna, it is not my fucking job to supply y'all

- with wccd when wc go out. - Whoa, whoa, little lady...

You'rc gctting angry kinda quick, don't you think? l was just teasing you.

I'm not angry. It just would be nice if y'all didn't just Count on me

all thc fucking time, and surprise mc every onCe in a while with pot.

OK, mcan girl in a high school movie, you through having a tantrum?

- I'm not having a tantrum. - All right, Come on, guys. Don't fight.

I'II pay for if whon we gef some.

Onc, it's not about thc money. It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.

And two. . . We're nof really fighfing.

Arlcnc, you've forgotten what hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.

That wasn't a fight. That was Julia aCting like a grumpy bitCh

and me calling hcr on it and indulging her at the same fime.

Oh, billboard!

OK, is Christian Simonson gonna be there?

Bet your ass he is.

Christian Simonson, the filmmaker, is in town.

Ho's gof a big fhing for Julia.

If he had a big thing for me, he'd fuCking Call me

as opposed to disappearing for six months.

And hc'd get his ass down here more offen than he does.

And on my birthday, he'd give me a fucking phone call.

But othcr than that, he's putty in my hands.

So, whaf's fhe plan, man?

Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's, touCh base

with Chris and Jesse, tell them about later, and make damn sure they come.

Those othcr guys'II be waiting for us to join them at the Texas chili Parlor.

Oh, shit. Spcaking of which, what happened with you and Nate last night?

Well, you know, not much. We just fucking met eaCh other.

If you don't bust their balls a bit, they never gonna respect you.

OK, we'rc clear on what it is you didn't do.

How about cnlightcning us on what it is you did do?

Nofhing to wrife home abouf.

Wc just made out on the Couch for about 20 minutes.

- Dressed, half-dressed, or nakcd? - Dressed.

I said we madc out, we didn't do "the thing."

Excusc me for Iiving, but what is "the thing?"

You know, if's evorything buf.

- Thcy call that "thc thing?" - l call it "the thing."

- Do guys Iike "the thing?" - They like it better than "no thing."

OK, I want to get back to what it is you did do.

So you're making out on the Couch with Nate, right?

Corrocf.

- Whose couch, his or your hotel room? - What am l, stupid over here? Mine.

Werc you making out siffing up or lying down?

We starfed siffing up,

- we worked our way to Iying down. - The plot thiCkens. Who was on top?

I was sfraddling him.

- So, what about tonight? - We'll see, Shanna.

I mean, I Iikc Nate and all. He's Cute. He's a pretty good kisser.

- But it ain't a donc dcal. - Ah, fuCk Nate.

Hc's cute and all but Jesse Letterman's gonna be all over her.

- Jcssc Lcttcrman, the director? - He's a good friend.

- Maybc thcy can bring somc pot. - Fuck that. No!

I don't want to be either, A: Depending on their fuCking ass,

or B: Dependent on their ass. Uh-uh. lf we don't sCore ourselves,

we'rc gonna bc stuck with them all fuCking night.

- Oh! Try Lanna Frank. - Best idea you had all day.

Oh, hcy, that's your last billboard before Guero's.

Oh, Come on. Give me a break.

Oh, comc on, my ass. We said every time!

OK.

Jules, Iet me gef a drag. Thanks!

Hey, this is. . . my UT days, Arlene.

- Hey. - Hey.

- You want to join us? - For a second, l'm with some friends.

Ooh...

So you must be. . . must be. . . you must be the infamous Butfertly.

Shh!

- She don't know nothing about it. - Know about what?

- When wcrc y'all gonna tcll hcr? - Soon.

- Tcll me what? - Now thanks to you,

wo gofta foll hor sooner fhan Iafer.

Cut the shit. What the fuck is going on?

I said a Iittlc somcthing about you on the air today.

Julia, what thc fuck did you say about me on the radio?

AII I said was, l had a sexy friend named Buffertly

who's in from out of town for the weekend.

And wc would be going out somewhere in Austin tonight.

And if they were out on the town maybe they'd see us,

and I described you, and I said that if they spotted you while we were out

if thcy'd do somcthing, you'd do something.

OK, now Julia, I'm scrious. What did you say and what did you say l'd do?

Anyhoo, I could cxplain what I said, whiCh would be boring,

or Marcy ovcr hcrc, who is an inCredible actress

could act it out for you, which l think

will givc you a better idea of what you have in store for you.

OK, so just tell me your way.

- We'II act it out with Marcy? - Sure.

- OK, give Marcy your drink. - Thank you.

OK, so you're in a club or a bar and Marcy is a kind of cute,

or kind of hot, or kind of sexy, or better be fuCking hysteriCally funny,

but not funny-Iooking guy who you could fuck.

- Got it. - oK, Marcy. Take it.

- Howdy. - Hi, there.

Excusc me, but your name wouldn't be Buttertly would it?

Ycs, it is, and it seems you have me at a disadvantage.

- Barry. - Pleased to meet you, Barry.

- Y'all are gefting mc hot. - Shh!

So, is Buffortly your roal name?

Yes, it is. And how did you know my name, Barry?

I Iistened to Junglc Julia's show this morning.

- Oh, you did, did you? - oh, yeah.

- I Iisten to her show evcry morning. - oh, you do, do you?

Yeah, shc's Iike the Coolest lady in town.

- Don't you think she's got a big ass? - Nah, man. l like her ass that way.

She gof a black girl's ass.

That's what shc says, but in actual faCt,

shc docsn't rcally have a blaCk girl's ass.

- Shc's got a big ass. - oK, what the fuck are you doing?

Oh, Iook who wants fo get to the point.

OK, we'II gct to thc point but, for your information, skinny bitch,

black men and a wholc Iot of mothertucking white men

havo had plonfy fun adoring my ass.

I don't wcar thcir tccth marks on my butt for nothing.

If you're not gonna buy me a drink can l have mine back?

No, oK, oK, oK, oK.

So Buffertly, Can I buy you a drink?

- I'd Iovc onc. - What Can l get you?

- I'II take a margarita. - Here you go.

So, aftcr thcy buy you a drink, when they raise their glass to toast,

thcy Iook you dead in the eyc and repeat this poem:

Thc woods arc Iovely, dark and deep

And I have promises to keep and miles to go before l sleep

Did you hear me Buffertly?

Milos fo go before you sleep.

And fhon, if fhoy say fhaf...

-...you gofta givc thcm a Iap dancc. - What?

If fhey call you Buttertly,

buy you a drink, repeat that poem, you gotta give them a lap dance.

That's bullshit. l ain't giving them nothing.

You Can do if or not.

But if you don't, evcrybody in Austin's gonna think you a chiCkenshit.

And I don't think you want evcrybody in Austin thinking you're a chiCkenshit.

I ain't giving nobody no Iap dancc 'cause of what you said.

Look, you don't havc to do it for anyone you don't want.

I said you'd do it for the frst guy who says it, so...

...some geek comcs over trying to be cool,

just tell him you already did it at another place earlier.

No harm, no foul, but you get a free drnk out of it.

But maybe, a Iittle Iater in the evening, you've had a few drnks,

you're kind of Ioosey-goosey, you're safe with your girls,

then somc kind of cutc, kind of hot, kind of sexy, hysterically funny,

but not funny-Iooking guy comes up and says if.

Then, maybc you did it earlier, maybe you didn't.

- Any dcad soldiers hcrc? - These two. Thank you.

- Where the hell is Lanna Frank? - That's a good fuCking queston.

Lanna Frank, where are you?

Wcll, comc over already. We're waiting for you.

Shif! Hold on!

So where are you?

Comc over already. We're watng for you.

No, we are nof coming over fhoro.

You come ovcr hcre lke you said you would.

So, is it Shauna and the girls at the lake house this weekend?

- Shauna? - oh, fuCk, l..

Now, thcrc is one thing that evcry girl n the whole world whose name is Shanna

has in common with each othcr. We all hate the name Shauna.

And wc rcally hate it when you Call us Shauna.

Just rcmembcr, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna.

OK, but at some point in the evcning, l had fuCkability stock.

Yeah, I mean...

...if wasn'f bullish, buf...

OK, Warren is sending ovcr shots and you know the house rule.

If he sends over shots, you've got to do them.

- What? - Hey, them's the rules, baby.

Warren says if, we do if!

I Iovc that philosophy. "Warren says it, we do t."

- So, Ict's do it. - What is it?

Hcy, shots first, qucstions Iater. Here we go, post time!

Woo-hoo!

Now, is that a tasty bevcragc or s that a tasty beverage?

- What the fuck is it? - Chartreuse.

The only Iiquor so good they named a Color after t.

Who's down for dos Charfreuso?

Not mc. l'm going out for a smoke.

OK, but careful whcrc you kccp that hot flame, all right?

OK, but careful whcrc you kccp that hot flame, all right?

BIow up the joint.

Drinks! Whaf can we gef you?

- Shanna Banana? - Anofher big-ass Long lsland iced tea.

- Bombay Sapphirc and tonic. No ice. - Good boy.

Oh, hcy, Punky, onc of thc Iights is off in the parking lot. Flip it!

Look, you can't Iook Iikc you'rc tryng to get her out of here

before Chrisfian Simonson shows up,

but you gotta gct hcr out of hcrc before Chrstian Smonson shows up.

What's the point? They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake LBJ

and it's no guys. Absolufely no guys.

OK, so affer we bring the girls drinks,

in fairly rapid order, but not obvious, we order two more rounds of shots.

You think they're gonna fall for fhaf?

Wc'II be vcry convincing. Now t's time to turn up the volume.

No morc fucking around. We go to Jäger shots.

Man, they're not gonna drink Jäger shots.

As Iong as the guy's buying the boozc, a fuCking bitCh will drink anything.

We can at Icast get one shot of Jäger down these fucking bitches' throats.

Aftcr that, we'II see f they got another Jäger in fhem.

You nevcr know. That Could be the shot

that puts thcm past the point of fuck-t.

Thcn all of a sudden, "no guys at the lake house"

turns into "a couplc guys at the lake house."

My poinf exaCfly.

Dude, chcck it out. I wonder if BJ brought the bear wth hm.

Jesus.

Thc dudc fucking cut himself falling out of his tme machine.

Where did you two disappear to?

I had to get something out of the car and Nate was gentlemanly enough

fo escort mo wifh his umbrella.

Ah... Good for you, Nafe.

Scc that prctty girl sifting by herself at the bar?

Who, fho dirty hippie?

- Mcow. Shc's not a hippic. - She might as well be a hippie.

Thank you, Timmy boy.

Wcll, do you know what just happened to her?

No, but I know she's a sknny fake blonde bifCh.

Oh, I'm sorry. You wcrc tclling a story. What about her?

Hcy, Warrcn ! ls there anybody in this plaCe

you can vouch for to gve me a ride home?

Fair Iady, your chariot awaifs.

You've been eavosdropping?

There's "eavcsdropping" and "Can't help but hear."

I fhink I belong in the Iatter cafegory.

So, uh, Icy Hot, you offering me a ride home?

I'm offcring you a Iiff, if when l'm ready to leave, you are, too.

And, whcn arc you thinking about leavng?

Trufhfully, I'm nof fhinking abouf if.

Whcn I do, you will be the first to know.

Will you be able to, uh, drive Iater?

I know Iooks can bc dcceiving but l'm a teetotaler.

I've been drinking club soda and lime all night.

Now, I'm building up to my bg drnk.

- Which is what? - A virgin piha Colada.

OK!

Why would somconc who doesn't drink spend hours at a bar drinking wafer?

You know, a bar offcrs all kind of thngs other than alCohol.

Hmm, roally? Liko whaf?

Women.

Nacho Grando plaftors.

Thc fcllowship of somc fascinating indivduals, like Warren here.

Fair enough. So what's your name, lCy?

Sfunfman Mike.

Sfunfman Mike's your name?

You ask anybody.

- Hey, Warren. Who is this guy? - Stuntman Mike.

- And who thc hcll is Stuntman Mike? - He's a stuntman.

Warrcn! Sx shots of Wild Turkey!

Hoy, if if ain'f Lanna Frank.

- Hey, baby. - How are you?

Hey, you.

Whaf's shaking, bacon?

Hoy.

- Holas, bitcholas. - lt's about fucking time.

Well, beggars can'f be choosers.

Tako a picfure, if'II Iasf Ionger.

Whaf?

That tablc, it seems to kccp getting your attenton.

Is that the girl from the bllboard outside?

- Ycp! - She sure is a strikng-looking woman.

You got gin, tequila, Jägor...

- Look at that hair. - Lots of leave-in conditioner.

Is fhat jealousy I defeCf?

Hardly. But, if you want to get with Jungle Jula,

- thcrc's a rcal casy way to do that. - Really?

- And what would that be? - Get famous.

You won't havc to find her. She'll find you.

And you don't cven want to know what she did for that billboard.

Enjoy it, cocksucker. You've earned it.

- What did shc cver do to you? - We went to sChool together

from kindcrgartcn through high school. That's what she did to me.

Sho was hor hoighf righf now af 1 2.

She was a monster. Half thc guys she stll fucks from the old class

she used to beat up and terrorize in the fiffh grade.

I see. Shc used to beat you up and take your Chocolate mlk?

That pituitary casc might havc kcked my ass a couple of times.

Sorry, I'm built Iike a girl, not a blaCk man,

but I'd dic bcforc I cver gavc Jula Lucai my Chocolate mlk.

- Hcy, are you famous or somcthing? - or something.

No, no, no, no, roally.

Hoy, whaf do you do?

Rcally? What I do is work my ass off to get my own record label off the ground.

But why that girl wanted a picture of me is because l'm a loCal DJ.

Waif a minufe.

You got a billboard by Big Kahuna Burger don't you?

Yeah.

I got one fhere foo, ZafoiChi.

Yeah.

- Jungle Julia Lucai. - Stuntman Mke McKay.

Well, good to meef you, Sfunfman Miko.

Now my fricnds and I are going to Continue to get our weed on.

- Would you care for some? - Thank you, Julia.

- But just the same, no thanks. - Suit yourself.

Buf you know...

oh, shif.

I goffa sn...

Sorry, nofhing.

Whaf fhe fuck was that?

Actually, I do want you to have a shot.

You got some voucher here. l asked him what movies you worked on,

no fuCking CIue.

Wcll, I rcally don't know f he's ever done anything for sure.

I mcan, hc shows mc an cpisode of High Chaparral, a guy falls off a horse

he says it's him.

You know fhe show The Virgjnian?

Ycah, well, there was another actor on that show, Gary Clarke,

and l Iooked Iike him a bit.

Well, obviously bcforc l Cut myself shaving.

Aw, I Iike if.

Wcll, damn, if ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

Anyway, I did a Iot of Virginians doubling Gary Clarke.

And then that show turned into The Men of Shiloh,

thcy brought on Lee Majors and l doubled hm.

From that point on, l speCialized mostly in car sfunfs.

I did damn near the wholc thrd season of Vegas.

I was Robort UriCh's driving double.

And fhon Bob did anofher show, Gavilan,

and he brought mc with him on that until...

And arter fhat...

Do you know any of thesc shows or people l'm talking about?

- Sorry. No? - No.

So, how cxactly docs one become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike?

Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough to throw hmself

down a flight of stairs can usually find somebody to pay him for t.

But really, I got into thc business the way most get into the stunt business.

How's fhaf?

- My brother got mc jn it. - Who's your brother?

Stuntman Bob.

- I'm rcady to blazc. - Fnally, yeah.

You need fo Cafch up wifh us.

- Now thc party can start. - Yep.

Anyhoo, I'm sorry. You forgve me?

But you have to be real nicc to me for the whole rest of the time l'm here.

Promisc. You ready to go to the lake?

- Hm-hm. - How about your little friend?

- You want to bring him? - l thought no boys.

You want him to comc, Shanna won't mind.

So how about it? Boys or just us girls?

- Us girls. - Good idea.

Ladies.

Thanks.

Choors, Buffortly.

The woods are Iovely dark and doop

And I have promises to keep And miles to go before l sleep

Did you hear me, Buffertly?

Milos fo go before you sleep.

- Sorry, Stuntman Burt. - Mike.

Mike, sho alroady broko off fhaf dance.

Is fhaf frue?

Did I miss my Chance?

Do I frighfon you?

Is it my scar?

If's your car.

Yeah, I know. Sorry.

If's my mom's Car.

Havo you been following us?

No, but that's what I Iove about Austin. lt's just so damn small.

- You'vc seen this guy before? - outside of Guero's.

And I saw you oufsido of Guero's, foo.

You saw my Car, I saw your Iegs.

Now, Iook, I ain't stalking you all, but l didn't say l wasn't a wolf.

- So, you rcally wcrcn't following us? - l'm not following you, Buttertly.

I jusf gof Iucky.

So, how abouf fhaf Iap danCo?

Sorry, it was a one timc only offer and she did it at Antone's.

No, she didn't.

- How do you know? - l'm good that way.

- And you Iook a Iiftle touchėd. - What's touchéd?

- Wounded slightly. - Why should l be wounded?

Bccausc you expectcd guys to be pestering you all nght,

but from your Iook, I can tcll nobody pestered you at all.

That kind of hurt your fcclings a bit, didn't it?

There are few things as fctching as a brused ego on a beautiful angel.

So...

How about that Iap danCe?

I think I'm gonna have to gve you a rain check.

Well, since you'II be Ieaving in the ne Couple of days

fhat rain cheCk will be worfhloss.

But that's oK.

I undcrstand if l make you uncomfortable.

You'rc still a nicc girl and l still like you.

But I must warn you of somefhing...

You know how people say... "You're oK in my book?"

Or, "In my book, fhaf's no good?"

Well, I aCfually have a book.

And evcrybody I cver mcct goes n ths book.

And now I've mct you and you're going in the book.

ExCopf, I'm afraid I must file you...

-...undcr "Chickenshit." - And what if l did it?

Well, I definitely couldn't filc you under "Chckenshit" then, now could l?

Whaf's your name again?

- Stuntman Mikc. - Well, Stuntman Mike, l'm Butfertly.

My fricnd Jungle Julia over here says the jukebox inside is pretty impressive.

- Yeah, it is. - Yeah.

Why don't you go gct rcady for your lap danCe?

I'm driving.

- Ready to go? - Yeah. Bye.

- Byc. - Bye.

I fhink you gof Mike Iaid fonighf.

Looking good, Cannonball Run!

He's jusf giving me a rido.

- Oh, no doubt. - Have a nice ride.

Look, doublo fucks.

- Uh-uh, I am not gonna fuck him. - l can hear you.

- He's old enough to be my dad. - l can still hear you.

- Bye. - Bye-bye.

Wow, fhaf's fucking scary.

Ycah, well, I wantcd it to be mpressive, and sCary tends to impress.

Is if safe?

It's better than safe, it's death proof.

How do you mako a car deafh proof?

Woll, fhaf's whaf sfunfmen do.

You've sccn a movic where a car gets into some smash up

therc ain't no way in hell anybody's walking away from.

- Yeah. - How do you think they aCcomplish that?

CGI?

Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays more offen than not, you're rght.

Back in thc all or nothing days, the Vanishing Point days,

thc Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days, the Whte Lne Fever days,

real cars smashing into rcal cars wth real dumb people drivng them.

So, you give the stunt tcam the Car you want to smash up,

they take her and reinforcc that fuCker everywhere and voilå...

You've got yourself a death proof automoble.

That makcs scnse. I just didn't know you could make a Car death proof.

I can drive this baby into a brick wall doing 1 25 miles an hour,

jusf for the experienCo.

Why is your passcngcr seat in a box?

Woll, fhis is a movio car.

Somefimos, whon you'ro shoofing a Crash,

director wants to put a camcra in the Car, shoot the Crash from the insde.

That's where you put thc camcra. They call it a Crash box. Here...

There you go.

When you askcd to drive mc home, you didn't mention

your Car didn't have a passenger soaf.

Ycah, well, actually, l didn't ask to drve you home.

You askcd me for a ride and I said yes. But look at the bright sde, Pam,

I won't be gefting fresh, putting my hand on your knee.

Thaf is fho brighf side.

I thoughf so.

Well, Pam, which way you going, left or right?

Right.

- Ah, that's too bad. - Why?

Well, because it was a 50I50 shot on whether you'd be going left or rght.

See, we're both going Ioft.

You could havc just as easily been going left, too, and if that was the Case,

it would havc bccn a while before you starfed gettin' sCared.

Buf since you're going fhe ofher way...

...I'm afraid you'rc gonna have to start getting scared...

...jmmediately.

What the fuck?!

You coCksuCking mofhertucker!

Fucking Iet mc out of hcrc! l'll fuckng rp your fuCking...

Sfop fho fucking car!

OK, here's fhe fhing.

I get it. This was all a joke, and it's super funny.

If was really funny, oK?

Buf, um, if you could sfop now, if...

If you jusf drop me off...

- I swcar I'II nevcr. . . - Hey, Pam!

Rcmembcr when I said thjs car was death proof?

Wcll, that wasn't a Iie. This car is 1 00 percent death proof.

Only, fo gef fhe benefif of if, honey,

you rcally need to be sjfting in my seat.

Now I'vc gotta catch me my other girlfriends.

No, no, no, no, no. It's Dave Dcc, Dozy, Beaky, Mtch and TiCh.

So, you gof if?

Thanks honcy. You'rc gonna play it ne song, rght?

Good boy.

Growl.

Bye-bye.

Who do you want to hear?

Davc Dee, Dozy, Beaky, MitCh and Tch.

Who?

Dave Doo, Dozy, Boaky, MifCh and Tich.

- Who the fuck are they? - For your nformation,

Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who,

and if hc had, hc would havc ended up n ths group

thus making it Davc Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mtch, TiCh and Pete.

And if you ask me, he should have.

Thaf's my boy!

I wanna to hcar this part of the song louder!

Do you know her namo or anything?

Uh, I don'f remomber.

Dr. BIoCk?

Solf-rosfrainfs fo room 31 0.

Solf-rosfrainfs fo room 31 0.

Well, what's thc paticnt's prognosis, Dr. Block?

I don't rcally scc it's any of your business.

Comc on now, sis. You just tell us.

How bad is ho?

He gof banged up real good.

Busted nosc, broken collar bone, smashed up his left index finger.

Is fhaf it?

Ho was roal Iucky.

Thaf will be all?

Why, that's more than enough and l want to thank you, Dr. Block.

Son of a bifch!

So, Pop, what do you fhink?

Well, son number ono...

...what I think is so goddamn ghoulish, l hestate to speak t out loud.

Well, give if a shof.

Wcll, what wc have here is a Case of vehcular homcide.

That old boy murdered them pretty little gals.

He uscd a car and not a hatchct, but they're dead just the same.

Well, whaf are you gonna do?

Nof a goddamn fhing.

DA says fhoro ain'f no Crime here.

Every one of them gals was swimming n alcohol and floating on weed

and old Hooper in there came out clean as a whistle.

Now you actually think that he premeditatedly murdered them gals?

Well, I can't provc it but sincc thinkng don't Cost nothing,

I Can fhink if and I do.

Ycah, but Pop, he got prefty banged up himself.

Hcll, yeah, he got banged up, but goddamn, them pretty lttle gals

Iook Iikc a goddamn giant chcwed them up and spit them out.

Did any of fhem survive?

Shit, two tons of mctal at 200 mles an hour,

flesh and bone and plain old Newton...

...fhey all princess died.

Why?

Woll, I'd guessfimafo it's a sex fhing.

Only way I can figuro if.

High velocity impact, twsted metal, busted glass,

all four souls takcn exactly at the same time.

Probably thc only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot hs goo.

Your fjming couldn'f be beffer, Zoë.

It just so happens that we're all three off-duty

- for the ne three days of shooting. - FuCking hell, how does that happen?

I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's make-up and she's off for the ne three days.

There's no stunts being filmed durng that time so Kim's free

and Lcc's on a "will notify" for the ne four days.

So, how's the shoof going?

Groaf! We'ro having fhe besf fime.

Thc dircctor, Cccil Evans, is so much fun.

We'rc making thc coolest movic and partying all the time.

Hcll, yeah. The ne job aftcr this one s definitely gonna suCk.

So, Iet's hear it Iadies. Set romances? Who's getting it off?

Thaf would be Lee and Toolbox.

Oh, Toolbox? The name sounds promisng.

- He's a grip. - What he s, is a pervert.

Well, he just kccps sounding better and better.

Whaf's his pervorsion?

He Iike fo watCh me poo.

Lce is sitting on a toilct and Toolbox is watChing her pee!

P-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Yeah, but not no morc. Now she's getting it on with The Rock.

- You're having onc off with The Rock? - Not the real Rock.

Hc's this electrician namcd Bruce. Kim starfed Calling him The RoCk

because he kinda Iooks Iike The Rock so we all just call him The Rock.

Kim, dick deparfment. Let's hoar if.

Uh-uh, no dick fhis frip.

- I got a man. - How long have you had this boytriend?

- About thrcc months. - Who'd you steal him from?

Nobody!

- Kim! - What?

Ho fofally had a girlfriend.

AII Kim's boytricnds start out as somebody else's boytriend.

I did nof sfoal him.

I didn't stcal any of them. They just. . . jumped shp.

- So what's your story, Abcrnathy? - oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna.

I had a set Crush on CeCil.

"Sct crush?" Nigga, please. You were his set wife.

"Were" and "had" being fhe key words here.

Bitch, you two arc still into eaCh other and you know it.

Yoah, well, if he's so in Iove wifh me,

thcn why did hc fuck Daryl Hannah's stand-in?

Yes, men are dogs. oh, it's so funny!

- Oh, it's so funny! - oh, stop acting all hurt.

Your ass is jusf mad.

- Ycah, hc's a stand-in fucker. - BifCh, you need to get over that sht.

- That was two weeks ago. - oh, well, now you put it like that...

Oh, I havcn't told you thc bcst part. He fucked her on my birthday.

Oh, that's a horse of a different color.

Thank you.

Did he know it was your birthday? He's the drector. He's kind of busy.

Hc atc a picce of my birthday cake and he got me a present.

Yoah, I think he knew.

Whaf did ho gof you?

He made me a tapo.

He made you a tapo?

Wait, he didn't burn you a CD, he made you a tape?

- Ycah. - oh, that is so romanfiC.

Ycs, I know what you'rc gonna say, so don't even go there.

Sounds Iike the test of true love to me.

Look, I know you guys Iiko him.

Ho's Iikeable.

But hc fuckcd anothcr woman on my birthday.

How can you nof be on my sido?

- Well, I admit, that sounds bad. - lt is bad.

It just sounds Iikc thcre's a ltte more to it than that.

- Were you two fucking? - Hell, no.

- Hello, is your namc Abernathy? - Sorry.

The answer to your qucstion is no. of Course not.

- What do you mean, "No, of coursc not?" - The reason Cecil hasn't had

a girlfriend in six years is because grls wll fuck hm.

And if you fuck Cccil, you don't beCome one of his grlfrends.

Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if l did want to be his girlfrend,

if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his grlfrend. l'd be one of his regulars.

And I'm just getting too fucking old for that sht.

- Have you Ict him do anything? - Yes!

I'vc Ict him givc me a foot massagc and when we go to the movies,

I've Ief him hold my hand.

Bitch, you might bc acting lke you're 1 2 years old,

but he jusf acting Iike a man.

You need to break that nigga off a pieCe.

Lof me gef fhis sfraight.

- You're not fucking him. - Hm-hm.

- You'rc not sucking him. - Hm-hm.

You're not giving him any tonguc, but Daryl Hannah's stand-n s?

You know, somc cultures mght say he made the wser Choce.

Oh!

So, Zoë, Kim, and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.

- What wcrc you working on? - Three Kicks to the Head, part three.

And admittcdly, we were a little fuCked up.

- Cheers to that. - Word.

Choors.

So Zoë, thc gcnius, wanfs to take a picture of me.

It's dark as hcll and you Can't see sht.

So, shc's got hcr camcra and keeps sayng, "Step baCk a little."

So I do.

Then, "A Iittlc furthcr." So l step baCk a little further.

Thon, "A Iiffle more." So, I do.

Then I realizc, I'm right at thc edge of a seven foot conCrete ditCh.

With God knows how many rocks, and broken bottles, and rats n t.

And, if I fell in fhaf fucking thing,

I probably would have broken my fucking neck.

So I'm yelling at her, "Zoë, you almost killed me!"

So wc Iaugh about it and walk a little further,

and Zoë starfs fuckin' around.

And damn if shc doesn't fall in the fucking ditCh.

- Nicc. - Nce.

Thank you. Yeah, fhank you.

I rcmembcr taking a stcp and lookng down.

Just as I'm thinking, "Thcrc's that dtch Abbe was talking about."

Bam! I'm in fhe fuCking difCh, you know.

- What happened? - What, with Zoë the Cat?

Nofhing. If I fell in that fuCking fhing

thcy would'vc had to hclicopter mc out of there.

Zoë jusf Iands on her foof.

But then, Iater, I startcd fccling a little bad about myself.

Zoë falls in the ditch and it's nothing, we're laughing about it.

If I fell in fhaf fuCking fhing...

...I probably would havc been fucking paralyzed.

Honcy, you can't think Iikc that. We all have our indivdual talents

and that just happcns to be one of Zoë's.

Well, physiCally speaking,

Zoë is amazing. I mcan, aglty, reflexes, nimbleness.

There's few human beings that Can fuck with Zoë on that front.

- Kim, I Iike you, too. - Aw...

Having said that, before you gct too envious of Zoë's prowess,

you'rc missing the most mportant part of that story.

You didn'f fall in fho difch. Zoë did.

Zoë cven kncw there was a ditch thcrc because you told her

and sho sfill fell in.

So, Lcc's right. We all have our talenfs.

Hoy, I resomble fhaf remark.

So Kim, you sfill pack a rosCoe?

Chock if ouf, bifch.

- Ooh, nice one, mate. - l noticed.

- What's a roscoe? - Roscoe is a pistol.

- You carry a gun? - Uh-huh.

You have a Iicense fo carry it?

Ycah, when I became a Sccret Scrvicc agent, they gave me a liCense.

Oh, I didn'f know you were...

OK, I didn't say it, all right? Stop looking at me, l ddn't say it.

God. Did you know Kim carried a gun?

Yes. Now, do I approve? No.

Do I know? Yos.

Look, I don't know what futuristc utopia you lve in,

but thc world I Iivc in, a bitCh need a gun.

You can't get around the fact that people who Carry guns tend to gef shot

more than people who don'f.

And you can't gct around thc fact that f l go down to the laundry room

in my building at midnight enough timcs, l might get my ass raped.

- Don't do your Iaundry at midnight. - FuCk that, l want to do my laundry

whenevcr thc fuck l want to do my laundry.

There are other things you can Carry other than a gun.

Pepper spray.

Uh, a mothcrtuckcr try to rape me, l don't want to give him a skin rash.

I wanna shuf fhaf nigga down.

How abouf a knifo, af Ioasf?

Ycah, you know what happcns to mothertuckers who carry knives?

They gof shof.

Look, if I evcr bccomc a famous actress, l won't carry a gun.

I'II hire mc a do-dirt-nigga and he'll Carry the gun.

And whcn shit goes down, l'll sit baCk and laugh.

But until that day, it's wld west, mothertuCker.

So Zoö, you thought about what you want to do frst?

It just so happens, l know exaCtly what l want to do.

Oh, really? And what would fhat be?

To me, there's no point n being in AmeriCa

unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.

And I want to drive a Dodgc Challenger, fuck me, swinging balls out.

Um... Wcll, I gucss we could talk to transpo.

But docs it havc to be a Dodge Challenger?

Not just that, it has to be a 1 g70 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engne.

How in the fuck do you expect to do that?

No worries, mate. l've got it all worked out.

When I kncw I was coming here, l went online and found out

that the Iocal paper here in Tennessee s the Lebanon News Sentinel.

- So back homc. . . - l'm sorry. Where's home?

- Australia, right? - What do you mean by that, mate?

Zoë's from New Zealand and you never,

I repeaf, never Call a Kiwi an Aussio.

That is, unlcss you want your ass kicked.

I'm so sorry. I really am.

Oh, that's OK. Wc're just taking the pss out of you, mate.

AuCkland, to answer your quesfion.

Anyway, I subscribcd to the loCal paper a month ago.

Now why in the fuck you want a Iocal redneCk newspaper in New Zealand?

Pipo down and I'II foll you.

I've been gefting the paper for the last month

and I'vc bccn checking the classificd at the baCk lookng at cars for sale.

So, as of yosferday, for sale,

in this town, some dude is selling a stock

1 g70 Dodge Challcngcr with a 440 engine and a whte pant job.

And you wanf fo buy if?

Kim, I may bc stupid but l'm not bloody stupid.

I want to say I want to buy it so he'll let me test drive t.

A 1 g?0 Dodge Challcnger with a white paint job?

Oh, Kowalski.

Kowalski from Vanishing Point. Mate, it's a fuCking Classc.

If I can get this guy to Iet mc drive t without him,

I will blow fhe doors off fhaf bifch.

Whaf's Vanishing Poinf?

Whaf's Vanishing Poinf?

Abs, I'm supposcd to bc the llterate one.

It's just onc of thc bcst American moves ever made.

Actually, Zoö, most girls wouldn't know Vanishng Point.

Excuse mc, "most girls?" What the fuck are you two?

Ycah, well, wc're gearheads. of course we watched it.

Y'all grew up watching that Pretty n Pink shit.

Oh, I Iike Profty in Pink.

What, so you didn't watch John Hughes moves?

Of course, I did. I'm a girl. But l also watched Car shit, too.

Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Gone in 60 SeConds, the real one.

Nof fhaf Angelina Jolio bullshif.

We have an outdoor theater in Auckland

that plays Vanishing Point, Big Wednesday,

all fhe classics.

Whaf do you horny gals want?

Yeah, you got a 1 g?0 Dodge Challenger for sale?

Righf up horo, Iadios.

- This shit is off the fuckin' hook. - Fuckin' legendary, mate.

Swcct as. Well, f you'll excuse me for a moment,

I'd Iikc to have a word alonc wifh my business assoCate.

- You Iadics takc your timc. - oK.

Mmm.

What are you waiting for? Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.

I intcnd to. But first, l need to ask you somethng.

Whaf?

If hc Icts us take it out on our own, l want to play Ship's Mast.

- Oh, hcll no! - Wll you keep t down?

- Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast. - For Christ's sake...

- Don't blasphemc. - Sorry.

Now, what did you say after the last tme?

- Look, I know what I said. - What did you say?

I know I said wc shouldn't do ths again...

No, you didn't say wc shouldn't. You said we an't ever

- gonna to do that again. - But...

"But," my ass! You said, not only arc we never gonna play Ship's Mast again,

but you also said, if you evcr do what you're trying to do now,

fo nof only rofuse,

but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary.

Now, did you or did you nof say fhaf?

- Wcll. . . - No, no, no, no.

Answcr thc qucstion, mothcrtucker. Did you or did you not say that?

- Ycs, I said that, howevcr. . . - Whatever wth your "however."

I know I said it, and l know l meant t.

Damn skippy, you meanf if.

But when I said it, l ddn't mean in AmeriCa.

- Oh, nigga, pleasc! - Really.

I meant wc should nevcr play Ship's Mast agan n New Zealand and Australa.

You are such a Iiar.

Look, I know whaf I said when I said if.

But whcn I said it, I didn't know l'd ever Come to AmeriCa.

And whcn I said it, if I had of known l was gonna Come to AmeriCa,

and have the opportunity to play Ship's Mast on the fuCking

Vanishing Point Challenger, l would have added a "however."

Right?

OK, oddly enough, l acfually understood that.

However...

Just bccausc you talkcd yoursclf nto some stupid sht,

doesn't mcan I have Iost my goddamn mind.

You need two pcoplc to play Ship's Mast and l ain't playing.

I'II be your besf friend.

I don't nccd me no best fricnd who lives on the other sde of planet Earth.

- I'II crack your back. - You'll craCk it anyway.

Well, of course, l'll CraCk it anyway.

But now, whilc I'm hcrc, l'll be your back-craCking slave.

Whenevcr you want it, you got it. You don't even have to ask for t.

You jusf order me to do if.

Just be Iikc, "BitCh get over here and get busy."

So. . . Wc're gonna scc if this guy'II let us take the Car out without him.

If hc docs, you wait here with Lcc and we'll be baCk in a moment.

Whaf?

I said, wc're gonna scc if this guy will let us take the Car out without him...

I hcard what you said. l just Can't believe what you said.

You know, you two got some fuckn' balls.

- What? - Don't play dumb ass wth me.

I've been up all night, I'm still a lttle drunk, and l have a hangover.

I should be in my hotel room asleep. Nof fuCking around here on tobacCo road,

but bccausc Zoë wanted to drivc somc fuCking Vanshing Pont car, l'm here.

Now you two gof fhe balls fo ask me...

No, scratch that, tcll me, l gotta go make Conversaton

with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play?

Bullshif on fhaf.

- It ain't Iike that. - Then what's t lke, Km?

You guys arc our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go.

I really think one human being will be Collateral enough.

You're not gonna want to do what we're doing.

What? To drive a car?

- We'rc doing more than that. - What? Drive it fast?

We're doing more than fhaf.

Actually, wc're paying you a complimcnt, beCause we're gonna do some stupd shit.

But that's OK. Wc're stunt pcoplc, we an't got good sense.

But you got good sense. And anyone with good sense

- ain't gonna wanna do what we'rc doing. - How do you know l don't wanna do t?

- 'Cause you're a mom. - Yeah.

You know, we'rc supposcd to be ths big posse, but that's the excuse

you guys usc whenevcr you want to exClude me from somethng.

So, what is it you two daredevils are doing

that I'm just so uncool l Couldn't possibly understand.

You know, wc're kind of conning this guy so maybe it's best

if we don't go into dctail about it whle he's watChng us.

Besidcs, he's probably not gonna let us do it anyway.

OK, how abouf fhis?

I'II talk him into it. But if l talk him into it, l go along.

- How arc you gonna do that? - Ah! That's my problem.

But don't worry. He'll say yes.

- What are you gonna do, blow him? - No!

I'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him.

Thaf's a good one.

Nof roally. Buf Iof me handle if.

We got a deal?

OK, mommy, Iisfen up.

You wanna hang with the cool kids, you've got to be cool.

We takc you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say Crap.

You just sit in thc back and I don't want to hear a peep out of your ass.

- You undcrstand? - Got it.

I'm serious. You start nagging us, we'rc pulling over to the side of the road

kicking your ass out and picking you up later.

Agreed.

OK.

Go work your magic.

- Hello, sir. - Hello.

- What's your name? - Jasper.

- Hello, Jasper. I'm Abcrnathy. - Aber-what?

- Abernathy. - What's your first name?

- That is my first name. - What kind of first name is that?

- You know what? Just call me Abbic. - oK, Abbe.

Jaspcr, we wcrc wondering if my friends and l could take the car out

for a Iiftle test drive out on our own. Just to see if we're Comforfable n t.

Why would I do something stupid like that?

To beffer sell your aufomobilo.

How do I know y'all ain't just gonna steal it?

Four reasons, aCfually.

One, wc're not thievcs. Two, that would be rude.

Three, wc're staying at the Days Inn in town, you Can call the hotel,

check with managemcnt. We're registered for the ne month.

Actually, Zoö is not, but Kim and I arc. So, we're totally track down-able.

Who's Kim? Tho colored girl?

Yes, Kjm would bc thc girl of color. And reason number four,

and thc most important, whilc we'rc takng the car out for a little spn,

that'II givc you a befter opportunity to get aCquanted

wifh our ofher friend, Loo.

Why does she Iook kinda familiar?

That would be because she's a famous actress.

Why's sho drossod Iike fhaf?

Wcll, you scc, we'rc making a Hollywood movie in town,

and it's a cheerleader movie, and she's one of the cheerleaders.

- What's a chccrlcadcr movic? - A move about cheerleaders.

Is if a porno movie?

Yes, if is.

Buf, don'f monfion if. She's shy.

Lcc, this is Jaspcr. Jasper, Lee.

You two kids stay ouf of froublo.

Hcy, good-Iooking! Be back to pck you up later!

Ta-fa.

Gulp.

Are you fhinking whaf I'm fhinking?

- I think I'm thinking it. - What are you and you thnking?

I'm thinking wc told your ass to shut the fuck up.

- Where are y'all going? - You stay put.

I gof fo fake a...

So you ready fo do fhis?

You sure?

Well, I always don't want to do it rght before l'm gonna do t.

You know whaf I mean?

Yeah, I know what you mean. 'Cause l don't want to do t.

- Kim. - l'm just saying.

- If you're gonna takc thc piss out... - l'm just saying.

You wanna sfart ouf on fop?

It practically doesn't count if you start on the top.

Horo aro your glovos.

No, no, no, no. l'm wearng the jaCket.

This is my jaCkof.

Um... Ain't you supposed to be my slave or some sht?

Give if.

I'm fho one who's on fhe fucking bonnef.

Bonnof, my ass. You're on fhe hood.

Y'all, I think I hear a car coming.

- Givc me your bclt. - oh.

This is my Cufo shif.

Well. . . Fuck that. Gef Abernathy's belt.

Fine. Wo'II uso Abbie's belf.

- Givc me your bclt. - No.

- Prada. - Come on. Gve her the belt.

- Magic word. - Please. Gve her the belt.

Just cause you asked njcely.

If's niCo fo bo nice, Kim.

- Whatevcr. - You know what?

Don't even fucking think about asking me ne tme you want me to do your har.

- Your ass gonna do it. - Yeah, you'll ask pretty please, bifCh.

'Cause that's what you do when no one else is looking.

You ain't that fucking hard. l ain't getting that shit.

Abernathy, don't get on my nerves right now.

I gof shif on my mind.

Ooh! You know, I ain't six.

It's cold. Can we roll up one of these windows?

No.

Hey, Abernathy. Check ths out.

Whaf fho fuck aro you guys doing?

Whaf does that mean?

Whoa!

Fasfor, you blaCk bifCh, fasfer!

Thaf fasf enough for your bony ass?

Woo-hoo!

Whoa!

Abernafhy, get your ass up here.

AII righfy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Chcck it out bitch. You want t fuckng faster?

- Oh, my God! - What the fuck? Shit!

Zoë!

Damn if!

Now!

- Did you do something to him? - Nothing ! Nothing! Shit!

- Shit! Hcrc hc comcs! - Zoë! FuCk!

- Shit! - Shit! oh, sht!

- Hold on, Zoö! - Whoa!

Oh, my God! oh, my God! Zoë!

Oh, my God! oh, my God! Zoë!

- Whoa! - Zoë!

Fuck you, mothcrtuckcr! FuCk you!

Zoë! Zoë!

- I'm sorry I callcd you a black bitch. - l forgve you. Hold the fuck on.

Whoa! Gef away!

Oh, shit! I can't fucking see! l Can't see!

Zoë, move your Iogs!

FuCk you!

Come on, Come on!

RedneCk IunatiC basfard!

Get away from mo!

- Watch your fucking Iegs! - Baby, just hold on.

Zoë!

- Fuck you! - oh, my God!

Come on, Come on!

FuCking gef away from me!

Oh, shit! I'm scarcd Kim, l'm really scared.

I know, baby, just hold on.

WatCh your feof!

- You wanna get hot? You wanna gct hot? - You fuCking son of a btch.

- Suck on this for a while, bitch! - MothertuCker!

Zoë!

Goddamn if!

- Hc's coming up! - oh, my God.

Gof away from us, you CocksuCker!

Leavo us alone!

- Fuck you, mothcrtuckcr! - Put your foot down!

Zoë! Zoë!

Hold on!

Zoë! Zoë!

Look ouf!

Gof roady fo fly, bifch!

- Zoë! - Zoë! Hold on!

He's right on your ass! He's rght on your fuCking ass!

Hoy!

Hey! Ladies, fhaf was fun!

Woll, adios!

Ow, fuCk!

Ghif! Fuck!

Run away with your ass! You better run, mothertucker!

Bifch!

I'm oK!

Oh, shif! Goddamn if!

Oh, you fuCking bitCh!

Of course you arc. Of course you arc. What was l thinkng?

What was I thinking? Zoë, the fuckng cat!

Whow! Thaf was a CIose one.

You guys Iook Iike shif.

Who died?

Thaf's if!

Zoë, are you oK?

Wcll, I'm gonna have a hell of a bruise on my bum,

buf aside from that, I'II be swoef.

So, where's fhe maniac?

I shot him and his punk ass spod off.

- You wanna go get him? - oh, hell yeah!

Honcy, I think you might want to get out.

FuCk fhaf shif. Lof's kill fhis basfard.

OK, get your ass in thc back, let's go.

FuCk fhis mofhertuCker!

- Wait. . . - Where the fuck you going?

I'II be back.

Yoah, fhat'II smarf. Sweef, Iet's go.

Oh, fuck ycah, bitch. Come on. Bring that shit.

Giddy up, girl!

Yeah!

Come on!

Oh, why? oh, no!

Oh, do if! Do if!

Do if!

Oh, no!

No, no, no! No! God...

AII righf. Gef if fogefher.

Get, get... What arc you... What are you. . . What are you gonna do?

Kick his ass, Zoë! KiCk his mothertucking ass!

- Hey! Now I wanna play! - Go away!

Fucking fuCk you!

Whcrc do you think you're fuCking going?

Come here, you...!

Co!

I'm not donc with your ass now, mofhertucker. l love your ass!

Oh, you'ro gonna wiggle your ass af me?

Oh, don't Iike it up the ass, do you, you redneCk lunatiC bastard.

Oh, ycah, bitch. I'm gonna bust a nut up in this btch right now!

I'm thc hornicst mothcrtuckcr on the road!

Boo-yah, bifch!

Ah !

Did you jusf hif a boaf?

Now, get him! Cet him!

Now! Now! Now! Get hm! Get hm!

Forgct about thc cows, mothcrtuckcr! Move, mothertucker! Move!

Mofhertucker!

I'm about to bust a nut up n this bitCh, mothertucker!

Wafch if! Wafch if! Wafch if!

Tappin' that ass. Tappin' that ass! Tappn' it, tappin' t, tappn' it!

Son of a bifch!

Oh, you know I can'f Ief you go...

...wifhouf fapping fhaf ass.

Oh, fuck me!

- One. .. - Kim?

-...more... - Kim?

...fime!

Boo-yah!

That's what I'm talking abouf, bifCh!

Oh, Come on!

Come on!

You thought you Iost us! We're back, mothertuCker! We're back!

Who's Iaughing now bifCh?

Ghif!

Come on!

Here's Cha Cha!

You miss us, you IunatiC basfard?!

- I'm sorry! - What?

I didn'f... I didn'f moan anything.

I was jusf playing around.

- Oh, he was just playing around. - He was just playing.

Well, I ain't playing with you.

Oh, Iook out! Look out! Look out!

- What's your sign? - Cancer!

Come on!

Don't run. Don't run, mothertuCker! Don't run!

Ghif!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Josus fucking Chrisf, it's abouf fime!

- Ycah, you go. - Just go, go, go, go!

PIeasc don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end.

PIease don'f dead-end.

PIeasc don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end.

PIease don'f dead-end.

Oh, fhere fhe mothertuCker is!

- Go, go, go! - Get hm! Get hm! Get hm!

Holp me!

Holp me!

- Be carcful! My right arm's brokcn! - Ths one?

That's right, bitCh.

You wanf somo?

- Come on, mothcrtucker! - My fuckin' ass!

Piece of shit!

Bifch!

Mofhertucker!

Mofhertucker!

Asshole!