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Wolcomo to Doath Camp 13,
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homo of tho Nazi's diaöolical plan
to croato an army
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of supor-worowolf soldiors.
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This projeCf, if's failure...
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...will bo your demise.
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- And the end of Gcrmany, Boorman.
- Heil Hitler!
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You have been Choson!
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RejoiCo!
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I havc found thc pcrtcct solution...
the She-Devils of Belzac.
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Can thoy, alono, supply tho
ölood noodod to savo Hitlor's mad droam?
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Or, will tho prido of Gormany
fall into ruin?
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This is my projocf!
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We are now in total control
of pure wolf.
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This is an oufrage!
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Silonce!
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This is my Mecca!
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Ifyou...
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...aro thinkin0...
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...ofgoing...
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...into...
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...this houso...
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Ifyou...
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...aro thinkin0...
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...of oponing...
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...this door...
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Ifyou...
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...aro thinkin0...
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...of chocking out...
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...tho hasomont...
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Don't Iook hohind...
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Don't Iook in thoro...
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Don't Iook up...
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Don't Iook anywhoro.
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Don't scroam for holp.
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Don't movo a muscle.
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Don't ovon hroatho.
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Ifyou aro thinkin0
ofsooin0 this film alono...
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This holiday soason...
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...proparo to havo
tho stuffin0 scarod out ofyou.
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In tho town of PIymouth, Massachusotts,
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tho foudh Thursday in Novomhor
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is tho most colohratod day of tho yoar.
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Tho tahlo is sot.
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Tho fostivitios havo hogun.
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Ono uninvitod guost has arrivod.
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And this yoar,
thoro will ho no Ioftovors.
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Whito moat, dark moat...
all will ho carvod.
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Come on, Judy, how abouf if?
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Happy Thanksgiving, baby.
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Cool if, Judy!
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You'ro safe.
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Bobby's here.
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If's blood.
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Son of a bifch.
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- Arrivo hungry...
- Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma!
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...Ioavo stuffod.
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From Diroctor EIi Hoth...
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You'II como homo for tho holidays...
in a hody ha0.
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This Foöruary.
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Hold on, I've gof fo come up!
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I've got to takc
the world's biggest fuCking piss.
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- Wc can't bc Iate!
- We won't!
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- Who's holding?
- lf you're not, then nobody.
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- We wcrc kinda hoping you were.
- How are you not holding?
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Jcsus Christ, Shanna, it is
not my fucking job to supply y'all
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- with wccd when wc go out.
- Whoa, whoa, little lady...
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You'rc gctting angry kinda quick,
don't you think? l was just teasing you.
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I'm not angry. It just would be nice
if y'all didn't just Count on me
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all thc fucking time, and surprise mc
every onCe in a while with pot.
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OK, mcan girl in a high school movie,
you through having a tantrum?
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- I'm not having a tantrum.
- All right, Come on, guys. Don't fight.
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I'II pay for if whon we gef some.
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Onc, it's not about thc money. It is
about the pain in the ass of scoring.
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And two. . . We're nof really fighfing.
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Arlcnc, you've forgotten what
hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.
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That wasn't a fight. That was Julia
aCting like a grumpy bitCh
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and me calling hcr on it
and indulging her at the same fime.
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Oh, billboard!
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OK, is Christian Simonson
gonna be there?
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Bet your ass he is.
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Christian Simonson,
the filmmaker, is in town.
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Ho's gof a big fhing for Julia.
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If he had a big thing for me,
he'd fuCking Call me
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as opposed to disappearing
for six months.
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And hc'd get his ass
down here more offen than he does.
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And on my birthday,
he'd give me a fucking phone call.
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But othcr than that,
he's putty in my hands.
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So, whaf's fhe plan, man?
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Margaritas and Mexican food
at Guero's, touCh base
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with Chris and Jesse, tell them about
later, and make damn sure they come.
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Those othcr guys'II be waiting for us
to join them at the Texas chili Parlor.
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Oh, shit. Spcaking of which, what
happened with you and Nate last night?
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Well, you know, not much.
We just fucking met eaCh other.
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If you don't bust their balls a bit,
they never gonna respect you.
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OK, we'rc clear on what
it is you didn't do.
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How about cnlightcning us
on what it is you did do?
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Nofhing to wrife home abouf.
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Wc just made out
on the Couch for about 20 minutes.
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- Dressed, half-dressed, or nakcd?
- Dressed.
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I said we madc out,
we didn't do "the thing."
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Excusc me for Iiving,
but what is "the thing?"
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You know, if's evorything buf.
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- Thcy call that "thc thing?"
- l call it "the thing."
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- Do guys Iike "the thing?"
- They like it better than "no thing."
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OK, I want to get back
to what it is you did do.
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So you're making out
on the Couch with Nate, right?
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Corrocf.
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- Whose couch, his or your hotel room?
- What am l, stupid over here? Mine.
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Werc you making out
siffing up or lying down?
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We starfed siffing up,
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- we worked our way to Iying down.
- The plot thiCkens. Who was on top?
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I was sfraddling him.
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- So, what about tonight?
- We'll see, Shanna.
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I mean, I Iikc Nate and all.
He's Cute. He's a pretty good kisser.
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- But it ain't a donc dcal.
- Ah, fuCk Nate.
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Hc's cute and all but
Jesse Letterman's gonna be all over her.
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- Jcssc Lcttcrman, the director?
- He's a good friend.
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- Maybc thcy can bring somc pot.
- Fuck that. No!
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I don't want to be either,
A: Depending on their fuCking ass,
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or B: Dependent on their ass.
Uh-uh. lf we don't sCore ourselves,
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we'rc gonna bc stuck
with them all fuCking night.
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- Oh! Try Lanna Frank.
- Best idea you had all day.
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Oh, hcy, that's your
last billboard before Guero's.
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Oh, Come on. Give me a break.
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Oh, comc on, my ass.
We said every time!
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OK.
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Jules, Iet me gef a drag. Thanks!
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Hey, this is. . .
my UT days, Arlene.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You want to join us?
- For a second, l'm with some friends.
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Ooh...
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So you must be. . . must be. . .
you must be the infamous Butfertly.
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Shh!
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- She don't know nothing about it.
- Know about what?
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- When wcrc y'all gonna tcll hcr?
- Soon.
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- Tcll me what?
- Now thanks to you,
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wo gofta foll hor sooner fhan Iafer.
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Cut the shit.
What the fuck is going on?
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I said a Iittlc somcthing
about you on the air today.
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Julia, what thc fuck did
you say about me on the radio?
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AII I said was,
l had a sexy friend named Buffertly
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who's in from out of town
for the weekend.
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And wc would be going out
somewhere in Austin tonight.
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And if they were out on the town
maybe they'd see us,
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and I described you, and I said that
if they spotted you while we were out
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if thcy'd do somcthing,
you'd do something.
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OK, now Julia, I'm scrious. What did
you say and what did you say l'd do?
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Anyhoo, I could cxplain what I said,
whiCh would be boring,
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or Marcy ovcr hcrc,
who is an inCredible actress
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could act it out for you,
which l think
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will givc you a better idea
of what you have in store for you.
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OK, so just tell me your way.
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- We'II act it out with Marcy?
- Sure.
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- OK, give Marcy your drink.
- Thank you.
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OK, so you're in a club or a bar
and Marcy is a kind of cute,
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or kind of hot, or kind of sexy,
or better be fuCking hysteriCally funny,
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but not funny-Iooking guy
who you could fuck.
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- Got it.
- oK, Marcy. Take it.
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- Howdy.
- Hi, there.
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Excusc me, but your name
wouldn't be Buttertly would it?
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Ycs, it is, and it seems
you have me at a disadvantage.
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- Barry.
- Pleased to meet you, Barry.
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- Y'all are gefting mc hot.
- Shh!
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So, is Buffortly your roal name?
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Yes, it is. And how did you know
my name, Barry?
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I Iistened to Junglc Julia's
show this morning.
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- Oh, you did, did you?
- oh, yeah.
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- I Iisten to her show evcry morning.
- oh, you do, do you?
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Yeah, shc's Iike
the Coolest lady in town.
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- Don't you think she's got a big ass?
- Nah, man. l like her ass that way.
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She gof a black girl's ass.
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That's what shc says,
but in actual faCt,
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shc docsn't rcally have
a blaCk girl's ass.
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- Shc's got a big ass.
- oK, what the fuck are you doing?
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Oh, Iook who wants
fo get to the point.
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OK, we'II gct to thc point but,
for your information, skinny bitch,
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black men and a wholc Iot
of mothertucking white men
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havo had plonfy fun adoring my ass.
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I don't wcar thcir tccth marks
on my butt for nothing.
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If you're not gonna buy me a drink
can l have mine back?
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No, oK, oK, oK, oK.
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So Buffertly, Can I buy you a drink?
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- I'd Iovc onc.
- What Can l get you?
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- I'II take a margarita.
- Here you go.
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So, aftcr thcy buy you a drink,
when they raise their glass to toast,
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thcy Iook you dead in the eyc
and repeat this poem:
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Thc woods arc Iovely,
dark and deep
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And I have promises to keep
and miles to go before l sleep
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Did you hear me Buffertly?
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Milos fo go before you sleep.
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And fhon, if fhoy say fhaf...
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-...you gofta givc thcm a Iap dancc.
- What?
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If fhey call you Buttertly,
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buy you a drink, repeat that poem,
you gotta give them a lap dance.
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That's bullshit.
l ain't giving them nothing.
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You Can do if or not.
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But if you don't, evcrybody in Austin's
gonna think you a chiCkenshit.
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And I don't think you want evcrybody in
Austin thinking you're a chiCkenshit.
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I ain't giving nobody no Iap dancc
'cause of what you said.
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Look, you don't havc to do it
for anyone you don't want.
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I said you'd do it for
the frst guy who says it, so...
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...some geek comcs over
trying to be cool,
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just tell him you already did it
at another place earlier.
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No harm, no foul,
but you get a free drnk out of it.
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But maybe, a Iittle Iater in the
evening, you've had a few drnks,
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you're kind of Ioosey-goosey,
you're safe with your girls,
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then somc kind of cutc, kind of hot,
kind of sexy, hysterically funny,
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but not funny-Iooking guy
comes up and says if.
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Then, maybc you did it earlier,
maybe you didn't.
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- Any dcad soldiers hcrc?
- These two. Thank you.
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- Where the hell is Lanna Frank?
- That's a good fuCking queston.
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Lanna Frank, where are you?
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Wcll, comc over already.
We're waiting for you.
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Shif! Hold on!
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So where are you?
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Comc over already.
We're watng for you.
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No, we are nof coming over fhoro.
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You come ovcr hcre
lke you said you would.
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So, is it Shauna and the girls
at the lake house this weekend?
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- Shauna?
- oh, fuCk, l..
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Now, thcrc is one thing that evcry girl
n the whole world whose name is Shanna
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has in common with each othcr.
We all hate the name Shauna.
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00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,228
And wc rcally hate it
when you Call us Shauna.
224
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:10,519
Just rcmembcr, it's Shanna Banana,
not Shauna Banauna.
225
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,856
OK, but at some point in the evcning,
l had fuCkability stock.
226
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,357
Yeah, I mean...
227
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,192
...if wasn'f bullish, buf...
228
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:48,015
OK, Warren is sending ovcr shots
and you know the house rule.
229
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,642
If he sends over shots,
you've got to do them.
230
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,978
- What?
- Hey, them's the rules, baby.
231
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,897
Warren says if, we do if!
232
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:59,109
I Iovc that philosophy.
"Warren says it, we do t."
233
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:02,488
- So, Ict's do it.
- What is it?
234
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:06,116
Hcy, shots first, qucstions Iater.
Here we go, post time!
235
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,748
Woo-hoo!
236
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:20,005
Now, is that a tasty bevcragc
or s that a tasty beverage?
237
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:23,175
- What the fuck is it?
- Chartreuse.
238
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:26,762
The only Iiquor so good
they named a Color after t.
239
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,807
Who's down for dos Charfreuso?
240
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:34,061
Not mc.
l'm going out for a smoke.
241
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:34,561
OK, but careful whcrc you kccp
that hot flame, all right?
242
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,897
OK, but careful whcrc you kccp
that hot flame, all right?
243
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,149
BIow up the joint.
244
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:53,121
Drinks! Whaf can we gef you?
245
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,833
- Shanna Banana?
- Anofher big-ass Long lsland iced tea.
246
00:22:56,917 --> 00:23:01,213
- Bombay Sapphirc and tonic. No ice.
- Good boy.
247
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:27,072
Oh, hcy, Punky, onc of thc Iights is off
in the parking lot. Flip it!
248
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,179
Look, you can't Iook Iikc you'rc
tryng to get her out of here
249
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:33,597
before Chrisfian Simonson shows up,
250
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,642
but you gotta gct hcr out of hcrc
before Chrstian Smonson shows up.
251
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,686
What's the point? They're going
to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake LBJ
252
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,314
and it's no guys. Absolufely no guys.
253
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,025
OK, so affer we bring the girls drinks,
254
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:49,863
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
we order two more rounds of shots.
255
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:52,366
You think they're gonna fall for fhaf?
256
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:56,536
Wc'II be vcry convincing.
Now t's time to turn up the volume.
257
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:59,331
No morc fucking around.
We go to Jäger shots.
258
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:02,542
Man, they're not gonna
drink Jäger shots.
259
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:06,171
As Iong as the guy's buying the boozc,
a fuCking bitCh will drink anything.
260
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:09,299
We can at Icast get one shot of Jäger
down these fucking bitches' throats.
261
00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:11,677
Aftcr that, we'II see
f they got another Jäger in fhem.
262
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,136
You nevcr know.
That Could be the shot
263
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,013
that puts thcm
past the point of fuck-t.
264
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:17,140
Thcn all of a sudden,
"no guys at the lake house"
265
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,934
turns into "a couplc guys
at the lake house."
266
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,394
My poinf exaCfly.
267
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:27,859
Dude, chcck it out. I wonder
if BJ brought the bear wth hm.
268
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,072
Jesus.
269
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:37,577
Thc dudc fucking cut himself
falling out of his tme machine.
270
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,904
Where did you two
disappear to?
271
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,365
I had to get something out of the car
and Nate was gentlemanly enough
272
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:17,325
fo escort mo wifh his umbrella.
273
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,828
Ah... Good for you, Nafe.
274
00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:21,830
Scc that prctty girl sifting
by herself at the bar?
275
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,209
Who, fho dirty hippie?
276
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:29,379
- Mcow. Shc's not a hippic.
- She might as well be a hippie.
277
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,425
Thank you, Timmy boy.
278
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:36,261
Wcll, do you know what
just happened to her?
279
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:39,097
No, but I know she's
a sknny fake blonde bifCh.
280
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:45,312
Oh, I'm sorry. You wcrc tclling a story.
What about her?
281
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,317
Hcy, Warrcn !
ls there anybody in this plaCe
282
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,360
you can vouch for
to gve me a ride home?
283
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:57,491
Fair Iady, your chariot awaifs.
284
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,075
You've been eavosdropping?
285
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:02,245
There's "eavcsdropping"
and "Can't help but hear."
286
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:05,081
I fhink I belong in the Iatter cafegory.
287
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:09,544
So, uh, Icy Hot,
you offering me a ride home?
288
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:13,256
I'm offcring you a Iiff, if when
l'm ready to leave, you are, too.
289
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,550
And, whcn arc you thinking
about leavng?
290
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:18,053
Trufhfully, I'm nof fhinking abouf if.
291
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:21,640
Whcn I do,
you will be the first to know.
292
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:24,059
Will you be able to, uh, drive Iater?
293
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:28,772
I know Iooks can bc dcceiving
but l'm a teetotaler.
294
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,358
I've been drinking club soda
and lime all night.
295
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,318
Now, I'm building up
to my bg drnk.
296
00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:37,739
- Which is what?
- A virgin piha Colada.
297
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,115
OK!
298
00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:44,663
Why would somconc who doesn't drink
spend hours at a bar drinking wafer?
299
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:47,958
You know, a bar offcrs all kind
of thngs other than alCohol.
300
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:52,379
Hmm, roally? Liko whaf?
301
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,674
Women.
302
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,801
Nacho Grando plaftors.
303
00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:01,763
Thc fcllowship of somc fascinating
indivduals, like Warren here.
304
00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:05,267
Fair enough.
So what's your name, lCy?
305
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,144
Sfunfman Mike.
306
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,605
Sfunfman Mike's your name?
307
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,483
You ask anybody.
308
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:19,239
- Hey, Warren. Who is this guy?
- Stuntman Mike.
309
00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:22,617
- And who thc hcll is Stuntman Mike?
- He's a stuntman.
310
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:27,289
Warrcn!
Sx shots of Wild Turkey!
311
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,349
Hoy, if if ain'f Lanna Frank.
312
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:30,477
- Hey, baby.
- How are you?
313
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,522
Hey, you.
314
00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,483
Whaf's shaking, bacon?
315
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,485
Hoy.
316
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:46,076
- Holas, bitcholas.
- lt's about fucking time.
317
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,787
Well, beggars can'f be choosers.
318
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,956
Tako a picfure, if'II Iasf Ionger.
319
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,333
Whaf?
320
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:56,503
That tablc, it seems to kccp
getting your attenton.
321
00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:59,422
Is that the girl
from the bllboard outside?
322
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:03,385
- Ycp!
- She sure is a strikng-looking woman.
323
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,387
You got gin, tequila, Jägor...
324
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,973
- Look at that hair.
- Lots of leave-in conditioner.
325
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,559
Is fhat jealousy I defeCf?
326
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:15,522
Hardly. But, if you want
to get with Jungle Jula,
327
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,149
- thcrc's a rcal casy way to do that.
- Really?
328
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,360
- And what would that be?
- Get famous.
329
00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:22,821
You won't havc to find her.
She'll find you.
330
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:25,865
And you don't cven want to know
what she did for that billboard.
331
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:29,119
Enjoy it, cocksucker.
You've earned it.
332
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:31,997
- What did shc cver do to you?
- We went to sChool together
333
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,625
from kindcrgartcn through high school.
That's what she did to me.
334
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:38,545
Sho was hor hoighf righf now af 1 2.
335
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:42,465
She was a monster. Half thc guys
she stll fucks from the old class
336
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:44,300
she used to beat up and
terrorize in the fiffh grade.
337
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:47,262
I see. Shc used to beat you up
and take your Chocolate mlk?
338
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:50,432
That pituitary casc might havc
kcked my ass a couple of times.
339
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:53,476
Sorry, I'm built Iike a girl,
not a blaCk man,
340
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,105
but I'd dic bcforc I cver gavc
Jula Lucai my Chocolate mlk.
341
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:22,130
- Hcy, are you famous or somcthing?
- or something.
342
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,799
No, no, no, no, roally.
343
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:27,635
Hoy, whaf do you do?
344
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:32,682
Rcally? What I do is work my ass off to
get my own record label off the ground.
345
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:38,146
But why that girl wanted a picture
of me is because l'm a loCal DJ.
346
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,442
Waif a minufe.
347
00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:45,945
You got a billboard by
Big Kahuna Burger don't you?
348
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,739
Yeah.
349
00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:50,158
I got one fhere foo, ZafoiChi.
350
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,205
Yeah.
351
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:59,501
- Jungle Julia Lucai.
- Stuntman Mke McKay.
352
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:04,255
Well, good to meef you, Sfunfman Miko.
353
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,424
Now my fricnds and I are going
to Continue to get our weed on.
354
00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:09,302
- Would you care for some?
- Thank you, Julia.
355
00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:13,139
- But just the same, no thanks.
- Suit yourself.
356
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,516
Buf you know...
357
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,194
oh, shif.
358
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,695
I goffa sn...
359
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,033
Sorry, nofhing.
360
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,162
Whaf fhe fuck was that?
361
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:39,374
Actually, I do want you
to have a shot.
362
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:44,295
You got some voucher here.
l asked him what movies you worked on,
363
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,131
no fuCking CIue.
364
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:49,425
Wcll, I rcally don't know
f he's ever done anything for sure.
365
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:53,513
I mcan, hc shows mc an cpisode of
High Chaparral, a guy falls off a horse
366
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:55,014
he says it's him.
367
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,060
You know fhe show The Virgjnian?
368
00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:03,439
Ycah, well, there was another actor
on that show, Gary Clarke,
369
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,400
and l Iooked Iike him a bit.
370
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,570
Well, obviously bcforc
l Cut myself shaving.
371
00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,613
Aw, I Iike if.
372
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:14,826
Wcll, damn, if ain't so sweet you
make sugar taste just like salt.
373
00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:18,621
Anyway, I did a Iot of Virginians
doubling Gary Clarke.
374
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:22,125
And then that show turned into
The Men of Shiloh,
375
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,294
thcy brought on
Lee Majors and l doubled hm.
376
00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:28,381
From that point on,
l speCialized mostly in car sfunfs.
377
00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:32,218
I did damn near the wholc
thrd season of Vegas.
378
00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:34,429
I was Robort UriCh's driving double.
379
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:37,473
And fhon Bob did anofher show, Gavilan,
380
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:40,101
and he brought mc with him
on that until...
381
00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,188
And arter fhat...
382
00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:50,445
Do you know any of thesc shows
or people l'm talking about?
383
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,115
- Sorry. No?
- No.
384
00:33:57,243 --> 00:34:02,540
So, how cxactly docs one become
a stuntman, Stuntman Mike?
385
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:07,587
Well, in Hollywood,
anybody fool enough to throw hmself
386
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:10,798
down a flight of stairs can usually
find somebody to pay him for t.
387
00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:15,386
But really, I got into thc business the
way most get into the stunt business.
388
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:16,679
How's fhaf?
389
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:19,265
- My brother got mc jn it.
- Who's your brother?
390
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:21,601
Stuntman Bob.
391
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,866
- I'm rcady to blazc.
- Fnally, yeah.
392
00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:38,368
You need fo Cafch up wifh us.
393
00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:40,703
- Now thc party can start.
- Yep.
394
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:44,958
Anyhoo, I'm sorry.
You forgve me?
395
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:49,587
But you have to be real nicc to me
for the whole rest of the time l'm here.
396
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:52,006
Promisc.
You ready to go to the lake?
397
00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:54,175
- Hm-hm.
- How about your little friend?
398
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:56,135
- You want to bring him?
- l thought no boys.
399
00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:58,429
You want him to comc,
Shanna won't mind.
400
00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:01,516
So how about it?
Boys or just us girls?
401
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,977
- Us girls.
- Good idea.
402
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,313
Ladies.
403
00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:10,817
Thanks.
404
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,820
Choors, Buffortly.
405
00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:19,909
The woods are Iovely dark and doop
406
00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:25,415
And I have promises to keep
And miles to go before l sleep
407
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:28,543
Did you hear me, Buffertly?
408
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:32,922
Milos fo go before you sleep.
409
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:37,176
- Sorry, Stuntman Burt.
- Mike.
410
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:40,638
Mike, sho alroady broko off fhaf dance.
411
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:42,807
Is fhaf frue?
412
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:46,477
Did I miss my Chance?
413
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,274
Do I frighfon you?
414
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,572
Is it my scar?
415
00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,451
If's your car.
416
00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:04,746
Yeah, I know. Sorry.
417
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:07,707
If's my mom's Car.
418
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:12,420
Havo you been following us?
419
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:16,799
No, but that's what I Iove
about Austin. lt's just so damn small.
420
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:19,677
- You'vc seen this guy before?
- outside of Guero's.
421
00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:23,056
And I saw you oufsido of Guero's, foo.
422
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,933
You saw my Car, I saw your Iegs.
423
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,395
Now, Iook, I ain't stalking you all,
but l didn't say l wasn't a wolf.
424
00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:32,732
- So, you rcally wcrcn't following us?
- l'm not following you, Buttertly.
425
00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:35,276
I jusf gof Iucky.
426
00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:41,908
So, how abouf fhaf Iap danCo?
427
00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:46,079
Sorry, it was a one timc
only offer and she did it at Antone's.
428
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,498
No, she didn't.
429
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:52,627
- How do you know?
- l'm good that way.
430
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:55,630
- And you Iook a Iiftle touchėd.
- What's touchéd?
431
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:58,299
- Wounded slightly.
- Why should l be wounded?
432
00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:01,219
Bccausc you expectcd guys
to be pestering you all nght,
433
00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:05,264
but from your Iook, I can tcll
nobody pestered you at all.
434
00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:07,767
That kind of hurt your fcclings a bit,
didn't it?
435
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:14,774
There are few things as fctching
as a brused ego on a beautiful angel.
436
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:19,779
So...
437
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,158
How about that Iap danCe?
438
00:37:25,868 --> 00:37:28,538
I think I'm gonna have
to gve you a rain check.
439
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,709
Well, since you'II be Ieaving
in the ne Couple of days
440
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:36,337
fhat rain cheCk will be worfhloss.
441
00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:39,507
But that's oK.
442
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:43,261
I undcrstand if
l make you uncomfortable.
443
00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:48,933
You'rc still a nicc girl
and l still like you.
444
00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:51,477
But I must warn you of somefhing...
445
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,607
You know how people say...
"You're oK in my book?"
446
00:37:56,691 --> 00:38:00,278
Or, "In my book, fhaf's no good?"
447
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:05,533
Well, I aCfually have a book.
448
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:09,871
And evcrybody I cver mcct
goes n ths book.
449
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:14,041
And now I've mct you
and you're going in the book.
450
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:20,798
ExCopf, I'm afraid I must file you...
451
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:27,472
-...undcr "Chickenshit."
- And what if l did it?
452
00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:32,143
Well, I definitely couldn't filc you
under "Chckenshit" then, now could l?
453
00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,769
Whaf's your name again?
454
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:39,609
- Stuntman Mikc.
- Well, Stuntman Mike, l'm Butfertly.
455
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:44,489
My fricnd Jungle Julia over here says
the jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
456
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,949
- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah.
457
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,745
Why don't you go gct rcady
for your lap danCe?
458
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,344
I'm driving.
459
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,973
- Ready to go?
- Yeah. Bye.
460
00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:12,892
- Byc.
- Bye.
461
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:19,148
I fhink you gof Mike Iaid fonighf.
462
00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:22,610
Looking good,
Cannonball Run!
463
00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,779
He's jusf giving me a rido.
464
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:27,657
- Oh, no doubt.
- Have a nice ride.
465
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,911
Look, doublo fucks.
466
00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:39,126
- Uh-uh, I am not gonna fuck him.
- l can hear you.
467
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:44,382
- He's old enough to be my dad.
- l can still hear you.
468
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,804
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
469
00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:58,062
Wow, fhaf's fucking scary.
470
00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:02,608
Ycah, well, I wantcd it to be
mpressive, and sCary tends to impress.
471
00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:05,695
Is if safe?
472
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,823
It's better than safe,
it's death proof.
473
00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:11,325
How do you mako a car deafh proof?
474
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,244
Woll, fhaf's whaf sfunfmen do.
475
00:40:13,327 --> 00:40:15,830
You've sccn a movic where a car
gets into some smash up
476
00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:18,624
therc ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from.
477
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,877
- Yeah.
- How do you think they aCcomplish that?
478
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,963
CGI?
479
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:28,843
Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays
more offen than not, you're rght.
480
00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:31,846
Back in thc all or nothing days,
the Vanishing Point days,
481
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:36,017
thc Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,
the Whte Lne Fever days,
482
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:41,564
real cars smashing into rcal cars
wth real dumb people drivng them.
483
00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:45,109
So, you give the stunt tcam
the Car you want to smash up,
484
00:40:45,192 --> 00:40:48,613
they take her and reinforcc
that fuCker everywhere and voilå...
485
00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:52,074
You've got yourself
a death proof automoble.
486
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:57,163
That makcs scnse. I just didn't know
you could make a Car death proof.
487
00:40:57,246 --> 00:41:01,626
I can drive this baby into a brick wall
doing 1 25 miles an hour,
488
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:03,336
jusf for the experienCo.
489
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,303
Why is your passcngcr seat
in a box?
490
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:13,929
Woll, fhis is a movio car.
491
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,890
Somefimos, whon you'ro shoofing a Crash,
492
00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:19,894
director wants to put a camcra in the
Car, shoot the Crash from the insde.
493
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,813
That's where you put thc camcra.
They call it a Crash box. Here...
494
00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:26,067
There you go.
495
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:30,029
When you askcd to drive mc home,
you didn't mention
496
00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:31,906
your Car didn't have a passenger soaf.
497
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:34,575
Ycah, well, actually,
l didn't ask to drve you home.
498
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:38,245
You askcd me for a ride and I said yes.
But look at the bright sde, Pam,
499
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,998
I won't be gefting fresh,
putting my hand on your knee.
500
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:45,753
Thaf is fho brighf side.
501
00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:47,213
I thoughf so.
502
00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:16,367
Well, Pam, which way you going,
left or right?
503
00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:17,451
Right.
504
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:21,205
- Ah, that's too bad.
- Why?
505
00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:25,126
Well, because it was a 50I50 shot
on whether you'd be going left or rght.
506
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,336
See, we're both going Ioft.
507
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:30,339
You could havc just as easily been going
left, too, and if that was the Case,
508
00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:33,384
it would havc bccn a while
before you starfed gettin' sCared.
509
00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,970
Buf since you're going fhe ofher way...
510
00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:40,307
...I'm afraid you'rc gonna
have to start getting scared...
511
00:42:41,183 --> 00:42:42,143
...jmmediately.
512
00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:45,229
What the fuck?!
513
00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:54,739
You coCksuCking mofhertucker!
514
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,992
Fucking Iet mc out of hcrc!
l'll fuckng rp your fuCking...
515
00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,453
Sfop fho fucking car!
516
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:44,288
OK, here's fhe fhing.
517
00:43:46,832 --> 00:43:52,505
I get it. This was all a joke,
and it's super funny.
518
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,299
If was really funny, oK?
519
00:43:55,382 --> 00:44:00,513
Buf, um, if you could sfop now, if...
520
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:03,057
If you jusf drop me off...
521
00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:07,311
- I swcar I'II nevcr. . .
- Hey, Pam!
522
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:11,440
Rcmembcr when I said thjs car
was death proof?
523
00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:18,364
Wcll, that wasn't a Iie.
This car is 1 00 percent death proof.
524
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:21,325
Only, fo gef fhe benefif of if, honey,
525
00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:24,912
you rcally need to be sjfting
in my seat.
526
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:05,619
Now I'vc gotta catch me
my other girlfriends.
527
00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:25,347
No, no, no, no, no. It's Dave Dcc,
Dozy, Beaky, Mtch and TiCh.
528
00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:27,224
So, you gof if?
529
00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:30,978
Thanks honcy. You'rc gonna
play it ne song, rght?
530
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,813
Good boy.
531
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:36,191
Growl.
532
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:38,152
Bye-bye.
533
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:39,904
Who do you want to hear?
534
00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:41,614
Davc Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, MitCh and Tch.
535
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:42,990
Who?
536
00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:46,118
Dave Doo, Dozy, Boaky, MifCh and Tich.
537
00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:49,288
- Who the fuck are they?
- For your nformation,
538
00:45:49,371 --> 00:45:52,207
Pete Townshend, at one point,
almost quit The Who,
539
00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:54,168
and if hc had, hc would havc
ended up n ths group
540
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:58,380
thus making it Davc Dee,
Dozy, Beaky, Mtch, TiCh and Pete.
541
00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:00,758
And if you ask me,
he should have.
542
00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:04,053
Thaf's my boy!
543
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:54,538
I wanna to hcar
this part of the song louder!
544
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:44,296
Do you know her namo or anything?
545
00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:48,217
Uh, I don'f remomber.
546
00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:53,430
Dr. BIoCk?
547
00:48:59,561 --> 00:49:02,272
Solf-rosfrainfs fo room 31 0.
548
00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:06,026
Solf-rosfrainfs fo room 31 0.
549
00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:11,365
Well, what's thc paticnt's prognosis,
Dr. Block?
550
00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,575
I don't rcally scc it's
any of your business.
551
00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:17,955
Comc on now, sis.
You just tell us.
552
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:19,123
How bad is ho?
553
00:49:24,002 --> 00:49:25,796
He gof banged up real good.
554
00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:29,883
Busted nosc, broken collar bone,
smashed up his left index finger.
555
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:31,844
Is fhaf it?
556
00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:35,097
Ho was roal Iucky.
557
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:38,767
Thaf will be all?
558
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:42,271
Why, that's more than enough
and l want to thank you, Dr. Block.
559
00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:48,068
Son of a bifch!
560
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:52,072
So, Pop, what do you fhink?
561
00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:54,575
Well, son number ono...
562
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:58,787
...what I think is so goddamn ghoulish,
l hestate to speak t out loud.
563
00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,123
Well, give if a shof.
564
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:05,127
Wcll, what wc have here is
a Case of vehcular homcide.
565
00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:07,629
That old boy murdered them
pretty little gals.
566
00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:11,884
He uscd a car and not a hatchct,
but they're dead just the same.
567
00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:16,096
Well, whaf are you gonna do?
568
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:18,223
Nof a goddamn fhing.
569
00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,642
DA says fhoro ain'f no Crime here.
570
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:26,023
Every one of them gals was swimming
n alcohol and floating on weed
571
00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:29,902
and old Hooper in there came out
clean as a whistle.
572
00:50:30,485 --> 00:50:34,239
Now you actually think that he
premeditatedly murdered them gals?
573
00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:38,035
Well, I can't provc it but sincc
thinkng don't Cost nothing,
574
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,828
I Can fhink if and I do.
575
00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:43,373
Ycah, but Pop, he got prefty
banged up himself.
576
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:46,668
Hcll, yeah, he got banged up,
but goddamn, them pretty lttle gals
577
00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:50,255
Iook Iikc a goddamn giant chcwed
them up and spit them out.
578
00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:51,673
Did any of fhem survive?
579
00:50:51,757 --> 00:50:55,969
Shit, two tons of mctal
at 200 mles an hour,
580
00:50:56,094 --> 00:50:59,056
flesh and bone and plain old Newton...
581
00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:01,266
...fhey all princess died.
582
00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,145
Why?
583
00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:09,566
Woll, I'd guessfimafo it's a sex fhing.
584
00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:12,402
Only way I can figuro if.
585
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:17,324
High velocity impact,
twsted metal, busted glass,
586
00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:21,411
all four souls takcn
exactly at the same time.
587
00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:26,083
Probably thc only way that diabolical
degenerate can shoot hs goo.
588
00:51:31,838 --> 00:51:33,757
Your fjming couldn'f be beffer, Zoë.
589
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,969
It just so happens that
we're all three off-duty
590
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:41,098
- for the ne three days of shooting.
- FuCking hell, how does that happen?
591
00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:43,934
I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's make-up
and she's off for the ne three days.
592
00:51:44,017 --> 00:51:46,979
There's no stunts being filmed
durng that time so Kim's free
593
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:51,275
and Lcc's on a "will notify"
for the ne four days.
594
00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:53,193
So, how's the shoof going?
595
00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:54,987
Groaf! We'ro having fhe besf fime.
596
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,364
Thc dircctor, Cccil Evans,
is so much fun.
597
00:51:57,447 --> 00:52:00,617
We'rc making thc coolest movic
and partying all the time.
598
00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:04,204
Hcll, yeah. The ne job aftcr
this one s definitely gonna suCk.
599
00:52:04,288 --> 00:52:08,750
So, Iet's hear it Iadies. Set romances?
Who's getting it off?
600
00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:10,919
Thaf would be Lee and Toolbox.
601
00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:14,423
Oh, Toolbox?
The name sounds promisng.
602
00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:16,591
- He's a grip.
- What he s, is a pervert.
603
00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:20,220
Well, he just kccps
sounding better and better.
604
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:21,305
Whaf's his pervorsion?
605
00:52:23,598 --> 00:52:25,309
He Iike fo watCh me poo.
606
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:30,772
Lce is sitting on a toilct
and Toolbox is watChing her pee!
607
00:52:30,897 --> 00:52:34,651
P-I-S-S-I-N-G.
608
00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:38,697
Yeah, but not no morc.
Now she's getting it on with The Rock.
609
00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:41,450
- You're having onc off with The Rock?
- Not the real Rock.
610
00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:44,036
Hc's this electrician namcd Bruce.
Kim starfed Calling him The RoCk
611
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:47,080
because he kinda Iooks Iike The Rock
so we all just call him The Rock.
612
00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:49,624
Kim, dick deparfment. Let's hoar if.
613
00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:51,585
Uh-uh, no dick fhis frip.
614
00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:54,880
- I got a man.
- How long have you had this boytriend?
615
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:58,258
- About thrcc months.
- Who'd you steal him from?
616
00:52:58,342 --> 00:52:59,343
Nobody!
617
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:01,803
- Kim!
- What?
618
00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:04,306
Ho fofally had a girlfriend.
619
00:53:04,389 --> 00:53:07,601
AII Kim's boytricnds start out
as somebody else's boytriend.
620
00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:09,603
I did nof sfoal him.
621
00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:14,483
I didn't stcal any of them.
They just. . . jumped shp.
622
00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:20,989
- So what's your story, Abcrnathy?
- oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna.
623
00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:23,867
I had a set Crush on CeCil.
624
00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:27,079
"Sct crush?" Nigga, please.
You were his set wife.
625
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:29,373
"Were" and "had" being
fhe key words here.
626
00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:32,125
Bitch, you two arc still
into eaCh other and you know it.
627
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:33,877
Yoah, well, if he's so in Iove wifh me,
628
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,838
thcn why did hc fuck
Daryl Hannah's stand-in?
629
00:53:40,759 --> 00:53:44,554
Yes, men are dogs.
oh, it's so funny!
630
00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:47,391
- Oh, it's so funny!
- oh, stop acting all hurt.
631
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:48,642
Your ass is jusf mad.
632
00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:52,229
- Ycah, hc's a stand-in fucker.
- BifCh, you need to get over that sht.
633
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:56,400
- That was two weeks ago.
- oh, well, now you put it like that...
634
00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:02,781
Oh, I havcn't told you thc bcst part.
He fucked her on my birthday.
635
00:54:02,864 --> 00:54:05,784
Oh, that's a horse
of a different color.
636
00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:07,244
Thank you.
637
00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:11,790
Did he know it was your birthday?
He's the drector. He's kind of busy.
638
00:54:11,873 --> 00:54:16,128
Hc atc a picce of my birthday cake
and he got me a present.
639
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:18,171
Yoah, I think he knew.
640
00:54:19,881 --> 00:54:21,633
Whaf did ho gof you?
641
00:54:25,178 --> 00:54:26,555
He made me a tapo.
642
00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:29,141
He made you a tapo?
643
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,560
Wait, he didn't burn you a CD,
he made you a tape?
644
00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:34,855
- Ycah.
- oh, that is so romanfiC.
645
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:38,191
Ycs, I know what you'rc gonna say,
so don't even go there.
646
00:54:38,316 --> 00:54:40,360
Sounds Iike the test
of true love to me.
647
00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:42,696
Look, I know you guys Iiko him.
648
00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:44,072
Ho's Iikeable.
649
00:54:44,156 --> 00:54:46,908
But hc fuckcd anothcr woman
on my birthday.
650
00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:48,702
How can you nof be on my sido?
651
00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:52,080
- Well, I admit, that sounds bad.
- lt is bad.
652
00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:55,000
It just sounds Iikc thcre's
a ltte more to it than that.
653
00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:57,752
- Were you two fucking?
- Hell, no.
654
00:54:57,836 --> 00:55:00,755
- Hello, is your namc Abernathy?
- Sorry.
655
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:04,426
The answer to your qucstion is no.
of Course not.
656
00:55:05,177 --> 00:55:08,930
- What do you mean, "No, of coursc not?"
- The reason Cecil hasn't had
657
00:55:09,014 --> 00:55:12,434
a girlfriend in six years
is because grls wll fuck hm.
658
00:55:12,517 --> 00:55:15,770
And if you fuck Cccil,
you don't beCome one of his grlfrends.
659
00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:21,860
Not to say I want to be his girlfriend,
but if l did want to be his girlfrend,
660
00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:27,032
if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his
grlfrend. l'd be one of his regulars.
661
00:55:27,115 --> 00:55:30,368
And I'm just getting
too fucking old for that sht.
662
00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:33,955
- Have you Ict him do anything?
- Yes!
663
00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:39,169
I'vc Ict him givc me a foot massagc
and when we go to the movies,
664
00:55:39,252 --> 00:55:40,712
I've Ief him hold my hand.
665
00:55:40,795 --> 00:55:43,798
Bitch, you might bc acting
lke you're 1 2 years old,
666
00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:45,592
but he jusf acting Iike a man.
667
00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:47,802
You need to break
that nigga off a pieCe.
668
00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:49,971
Lof me gef fhis sfraight.
669
00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:51,765
- You're not fucking him.
- Hm-hm.
670
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:53,433
- You'rc not sucking him.
- Hm-hm.
671
00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:57,854
You're not giving him any tonguc,
but Daryl Hannah's stand-n s?
672
00:55:57,938 --> 00:56:00,732
You know, somc cultures
mght say he made the wser Choce.
673
00:56:00,815 --> 00:56:04,069
Oh!
674
00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:09,824
So, Zoë, Kim, and I are in the
Philippines at an outdoor rave.
675
00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:13,036
- What wcrc you working on?
- Three Kicks to the Head, part three.
676
00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:16,581
And admittcdly,
we were a little fuCked up.
677
00:56:16,665 --> 00:56:18,625
- Cheers to that.
- Word.
678
00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:21,002
Choors.
679
00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:27,050
So Zoë, thc gcnius,
wanfs to take a picture of me.
680
00:56:28,843 --> 00:56:31,846
It's dark as hcll
and you Can't see sht.
681
00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:35,767
So, shc's got hcr camcra and keeps
sayng, "Step baCk a little."
682
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:36,935
So I do.
683
00:56:37,018 --> 00:56:41,189
Then, "A Iittlc furthcr."
So l step baCk a little further.
684
00:56:41,314 --> 00:56:44,609
Thon, "A Iiffle more." So, I do.
685
00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:50,407
Then I realizc, I'm right at thc edge
of a seven foot conCrete ditCh.
686
00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:54,911
With God knows how many rocks,
and broken bottles, and rats n t.
687
00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:56,871
And, if I fell in fhaf fucking thing,
688
00:56:56,955 --> 00:56:58,957
I probably would have
broken my fucking neck.
689
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:02,752
So I'm yelling at her,
"Zoë, you almost killed me!"
690
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:08,508
So wc Iaugh about it
and walk a little further,
691
00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:11,094
and Zoë starfs fuckin' around.
692
00:57:11,177 --> 00:57:15,432
And damn if shc doesn't
fall in the fucking ditCh.
693
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,144
- Nicc.
- Nce.
694
00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:20,979
Thank you. Yeah, fhank you.
695
00:57:21,062 --> 00:57:24,983
I rcmembcr taking a stcp
and lookng down.
696
00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:28,361
Just as I'm thinking, "Thcrc's that
dtch Abbe was talking about."
697
00:57:28,486 --> 00:57:30,905
Bam! I'm in fhe fuCking difCh, you know.
698
00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:34,743
- What happened?
- What, with Zoë the Cat?
699
00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:37,621
Nofhing. If I fell in that fuCking fhing
700
00:57:37,704 --> 00:57:39,914
thcy would'vc had to hclicopter mc
out of there.
701
00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:42,083
Zoë jusf Iands on her foof.
702
00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:46,463
But then, Iater, I startcd fccling
a little bad about myself.
703
00:57:46,546 --> 00:57:51,551
Zoë falls in the ditch and it's nothing,
we're laughing about it.
704
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:53,845
If I fell in fhaf fuCking fhing...
705
00:57:53,928 --> 00:57:56,473
...I probably would havc been
fucking paralyzed.
706
00:57:56,556 --> 00:58:00,060
Honcy, you can't think Iikc that.
We all have our indivdual talents
707
00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:02,020
and that just happcns to be
one of Zoë's.
708
00:58:02,103 --> 00:58:04,856
Well, physiCally speaking,
709
00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:10,278
Zoë is amazing. I mcan,
aglty, reflexes, nimbleness.
710
00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:13,490
There's few human beings that
Can fuck with Zoë on that front.
711
00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:16,034
- Kim, I Iike you, too.
- Aw...
712
00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:20,955
Having said that, before you gct
too envious of Zoë's prowess,
713
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:23,792
you'rc missing the most
mportant part of that story.
714
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:27,379
You didn'f fall in fho difch. Zoë did.
715
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:31,132
Zoë cven kncw there was a ditch thcrc
because you told her
716
00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:33,343
and sho sfill fell in.
717
00:58:33,426 --> 00:58:36,638
So, Lcc's right.
We all have our talenfs.
718
00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:41,184
Hoy, I resomble fhaf remark.
719
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:45,188
So Kim, you sfill pack a rosCoe?
720
00:58:48,316 --> 00:58:50,318
Chock if ouf, bifch.
721
00:58:50,402 --> 00:58:52,904
- Ooh, nice one, mate.
- l noticed.
722
00:58:52,987 --> 00:58:55,073
- What's a roscoe?
- Roscoe is a pistol.
723
00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:58,243
- You carry a gun?
- Uh-huh.
724
00:58:58,326 --> 00:59:00,120
You have a Iicense fo carry it?
725
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:04,749
Ycah, when I became a Sccret Scrvicc
agent, they gave me a liCense.
726
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:06,960
Oh, I didn'f know you were...
727
00:59:09,295 --> 00:59:12,340
OK, I didn't say it, all right?
Stop looking at me, l ddn't say it.
728
00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:15,802
God. Did you know
Kim carried a gun?
729
00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:20,640
Yes. Now, do I approve? No.
730
00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:22,767
Do I know? Yos.
731
00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:26,396
Look, I don't know what
futuristc utopia you lve in,
732
00:59:26,479 --> 00:59:29,357
but thc world I Iivc in,
a bitCh need a gun.
733
00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:34,070
You can't get around the fact that
people who Carry guns tend to gef shot
734
00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:35,739
more than people who don'f.
735
00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:38,950
And you can't gct around thc fact
that f l go down to the laundry room
736
00:59:39,033 --> 00:59:42,871
in my building at midnight enough timcs,
l might get my ass raped.
737
00:59:42,954 --> 00:59:45,999
- Don't do your Iaundry at midnight.
- FuCk that, l want to do my laundry
738
00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:48,209
whenevcr thc fuck
l want to do my laundry.
739
00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:51,337
There are other things
you can Carry other than a gun.
740
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:52,797
Pepper spray.
741
00:59:52,881 --> 00:59:56,926
Uh, a mothcrtuckcr try to rape me,
l don't want to give him a skin rash.
742
00:59:57,010 --> 01:00:00,472
I wanna shuf fhaf nigga down.
743
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:03,016
How abouf a knifo, af Ioasf?
744
01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:06,102
Ycah, you know what happcns
to mothertuckers who carry knives?
745
01:00:07,187 --> 01:00:09,314
They gof shof.
746
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:13,818
Look, if I evcr bccomc a famous actress,
l won't carry a gun.
747
01:00:13,902 --> 01:00:16,362
I'II hire mc a do-dirt-nigga
and he'll Carry the gun.
748
01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,281
And whcn shit goes down,
l'll sit baCk and laugh.
749
01:00:18,364 --> 01:00:21,242
But until that day,
it's wld west, mothertuCker.
750
01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:25,038
So Zoö, you thought about
what you want to do frst?
751
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:29,626
It just so happens,
l know exaCtly what l want to do.
752
01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:33,254
Oh, really? And what would fhat be?
753
01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:35,423
To me, there's no point
n being in AmeriCa
754
01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:37,801
unless you can drive
a Detroit muscle car.
755
01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:42,138
And I want to drive a Dodgc Challenger,
fuck me, swinging balls out.
756
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:47,477
Um... Wcll, I gucss
we could talk to transpo.
757
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:50,230
But docs it havc to be
a Dodge Challenger?
758
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:55,485
Not just that, it has to be a 1 g70
Dodge Challenger with a 440 engne.
759
01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:02,075
How in the fuck
do you expect to do that?
760
01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:05,662
No worries, mate.
l've got it all worked out.
761
01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:08,832
When I kncw I was coming here,
l went online and found out
762
01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:12,460
that the Iocal paper here in Tennessee
s the Lebanon News Sentinel.
763
01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:14,420
- So back homc. . .
- l'm sorry. Where's home?
764
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:19,384
- Australia, right?
- What do you mean by that, mate?
765
01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:23,429
Zoë's from New Zealand and you never,
766
01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:27,100
I repeaf, never Call a Kiwi an Aussio.
767
01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:29,811
That is, unlcss you want
your ass kicked.
768
01:01:31,229 --> 01:01:34,190
I'm so sorry. I really am.
769
01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:38,111
Oh, that's OK. Wc're just taking
the pss out of you, mate.
770
01:01:39,404 --> 01:01:42,073
AuCkland, to answer your quesfion.
771
01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:45,243
Anyway, I subscribcd to
the loCal paper a month ago.
772
01:01:45,326 --> 01:01:48,997
Now why in the fuck you want a Iocal
redneCk newspaper in New Zealand?
773
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,332
Pipo down and I'II foll you.
774
01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:53,376
I've been gefting
the paper for the last month
775
01:01:53,459 --> 01:01:56,296
and I'vc bccn checking the classificd
at the baCk lookng at cars for sale.
776
01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:59,716
So, as of yosferday, for sale,
777
01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:02,886
in this town,
some dude is selling a stock
778
01:02:02,969 --> 01:02:08,433
1 g70 Dodge Challcngcr with
a 440 engine and a whte pant job.
779
01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,727
And you wanf fo buy if?
780
01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:15,273
Kim, I may bc stupid
but l'm not bloody stupid.
781
01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:19,152
I want to say I want to buy it
so he'll let me test drive t.
782
01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:22,655
A 1 g?0 Dodge Challcnger
with a white paint job?
783
01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:24,115
Oh, Kowalski.
784
01:02:24,198 --> 01:02:28,328
Kowalski from Vanishing Point.
Mate, it's a fuCking Classc.
785
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:30,496
If I can get this guy to Iet mc
drive t without him,
786
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:33,333
I will blow fhe doors off fhaf bifch.
787
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,168
Whaf's Vanishing Poinf?
788
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,463
Whaf's Vanishing Poinf?
789
01:02:38,546 --> 01:02:41,341
Abs, I'm supposcd to bc
the llterate one.
790
01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:44,344
It's just onc of thc bcst American
moves ever made.
791
01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:48,056
Actually, Zoö, most girls wouldn't
know Vanishng Point.
792
01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:53,186
Excuse mc, "most girls?"
What the fuck are you two?
793
01:02:53,269 --> 01:02:56,606
Ycah, well, wc're gearheads.
of course we watched it.
794
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,942
Y'all grew up watching that
Pretty n Pink shit.
795
01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:01,110
Oh, I Iike Profty in Pink.
796
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:04,155
What, so you didn't watch
John Hughes moves?
797
01:03:04,238 --> 01:03:08,201
Of course, I did. I'm a girl.
But l also watched Car shit, too.
798
01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:13,581
Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry,
Gone in 60 SeConds, the real one.
799
01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:15,875
Nof fhaf Angelina Jolio bullshif.
800
01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:17,543
We have an outdoor theater in Auckland
801
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:20,505
that plays Vanishing Point,
Big Wednesday,
802
01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:23,132
all fhe classics.
803
01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:40,441
Whaf do you horny gals want?
804
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,532
Yeah, you got a 1 g?0
Dodge Challenger for sale?
805
01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:49,575
Righf up horo, Iadios.
806
01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:09,470
- This shit is off the fuckin' hook.
- Fuckin' legendary, mate.
807
01:04:11,889 --> 01:04:14,642
Swcct as.
Well, f you'll excuse me for a moment,
808
01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:16,769
I'd Iikc to have a word alonc
wifh my business assoCate.
809
01:04:16,894 --> 01:04:19,397
- You Iadics takc your timc.
- oK.
810
01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:23,234
Mmm.
811
01:04:25,194 --> 01:04:28,197
What are you waiting for?
Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.
812
01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:30,992
I intcnd to. But first,
l need to ask you somethng.
813
01:04:31,075 --> 01:04:32,326
Whaf?
814
01:04:32,410 --> 01:04:37,331
If hc Icts us take it out on our own,
l want to play Ship's Mast.
815
01:04:37,415 --> 01:04:39,333
- Oh, hcll no!
- Wll you keep t down?
816
01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:41,669
- Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast.
- For Christ's sake...
817
01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,504
- Don't blasphemc.
- Sorry.
818
01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:46,632
Now, what did you say
after the last tme?
819
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:49,510
- Look, I know what I said.
- What did you say?
820
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:51,262
I know I said wc shouldn't
do ths again...
821
01:04:51,345 --> 01:04:54,015
No, you didn't say wc shouldn't.
You said we an't ever
822
01:04:54,098 --> 01:04:55,558
- gonna to do that again.
- But...
823
01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:59,979
"But," my ass! You said, not only arc
we never gonna play Ship's Mast again,
824
01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:03,024
but you also said, if you evcr do
what you're trying to do now,
825
01:05:03,107 --> 01:05:04,275
fo nof only rofuse,
826
01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:08,154
but that I had permission to physically
restrain your ass if necessary.
827
01:05:08,237 --> 01:05:10,448
Now, did you or did you nof say fhaf?
828
01:05:10,531 --> 01:05:12,200
- Wcll. . .
- No, no, no, no.
829
01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:15,828
Answcr thc qucstion, mothcrtucker.
Did you or did you not say that?
830
01:05:15,953 --> 01:05:19,624
- Ycs, I said that, howevcr. . .
- Whatever wth your "however."
831
01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,669
I know I said it,
and l know l meant t.
832
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:24,796
Damn skippy, you meanf if.
833
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,673
But when I said it,
l ddn't mean in AmeriCa.
834
01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:29,467
- Oh, nigga, pleasc!
- Really.
835
01:05:29,550 --> 01:05:33,763
I meant wc should nevcr play Ship's Mast
agan n New Zealand and Australa.
836
01:05:33,846 --> 01:05:36,224
You are such a Iiar.
837
01:05:36,307 --> 01:05:38,810
Look, I know whaf I said when I said if.
838
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:41,187
But whcn I said it, I didn't know
l'd ever Come to AmeriCa.
839
01:05:41,270 --> 01:05:44,107
And whcn I said it, if I had of known
l was gonna Come to AmeriCa,
840
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,400
and have the opportunity
to play Ship's Mast on the fuCking
841
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:50,613
Vanishing Point Challenger,
l would have added a "however."
842
01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:52,990
Right?
843
01:05:58,037 --> 01:06:00,748
OK, oddly enough,
l acfually understood that.
844
01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:02,375
However...
845
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:05,169
Just bccausc you talkcd yoursclf
nto some stupid sht,
846
01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:07,463
doesn't mcan I have Iost
my goddamn mind.
847
01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:11,008
You need two pcoplc
to play Ship's Mast and l ain't playing.
848
01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:20,309
I'II be your besf friend.
849
01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:23,354
I don't nccd me no best fricnd who
lives on the other sde of planet Earth.
850
01:06:24,188 --> 01:06:27,150
- I'II crack your back.
- You'll craCk it anyway.
851
01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:29,610
Well, of course,
l'll CraCk it anyway.
852
01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:33,614
But now, whilc I'm hcrc,
l'll be your back-craCking slave.
853
01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:36,367
Whenevcr you want it, you got it.
You don't even have to ask for t.
854
01:06:36,450 --> 01:06:37,660
You jusf order me to do if.
855
01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:40,413
Just be Iikc,
"BitCh get over here and get busy."
856
01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:48,087
So. . . Wc're gonna scc if this guy'II
let us take the Car out without him.
857
01:06:48,171 --> 01:06:51,340
If hc docs, you wait here with Lcc
and we'll be baCk in a moment.
858
01:06:51,883 --> 01:06:52,884
Whaf?
859
01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:55,887
I said, wc're gonna scc if this guy will
let us take the Car out without him...
860
01:06:56,012 --> 01:07:00,850
I hcard what you said.
l just Can't believe what you said.
861
01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:03,895
You know, you two got
some fuckn' balls.
862
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:07,190
- What?
- Don't play dumb ass wth me.
863
01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:12,236
I've been up all night, I'm still a
lttle drunk, and l have a hangover.
864
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,531
I should be in my hotel room asleep.
Nof fuCking around here on tobacCo road,
865
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:19,660
but bccausc Zoë wanted to drivc somc
fuCking Vanshing Pont car, l'm here.
866
01:07:19,744 --> 01:07:21,370
Now you two gof fhe balls fo ask me...
867
01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:25,416
No, scratch that, tcll me,
l gotta go make Conversaton
868
01:07:25,499 --> 01:07:27,960
with Tom Joad while the cool kids
get to go out and play?
869
01:07:28,085 --> 01:07:30,046
Bullshif on fhaf.
870
01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:32,340
- It ain't Iike that.
- Then what's t lke, Km?
871
01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:36,427
You guys arc our collateral.
He's never gonna go for it if we all go.
872
01:07:36,510 --> 01:07:39,972
I really think one human being
will be Collateral enough.
873
01:07:41,098 --> 01:07:43,059
You're not gonna want to do
what we're doing.
874
01:07:43,142 --> 01:07:44,810
What? To drive a car?
875
01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:48,356
- We'rc doing more than that.
- What? Drive it fast?
876
01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:51,067
We're doing more than fhaf.
877
01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:55,821
Actually, wc're paying you a complimcnt,
beCause we're gonna do some stupd shit.
878
01:07:57,949 --> 01:08:00,243
But that's OK. Wc're stunt pcoplc,
we an't got good sense.
879
01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:02,578
But you got good sense.
And anyone with good sense
880
01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:05,831
- ain't gonna wanna do what we'rc doing.
- How do you know l don't wanna do t?
881
01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:09,377
- 'Cause you're a mom.
- Yeah.
882
01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:15,758
You know, we'rc supposcd to be
ths big posse, but that's the excuse
883
01:08:15,841 --> 01:08:18,761
you guys usc whenevcr
you want to exClude me from somethng.
884
01:08:18,844 --> 01:08:21,764
So, what is it you two
daredevils are doing
885
01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:26,102
that I'm just so uncool
l Couldn't possibly understand.
886
01:08:26,185 --> 01:08:29,772
You know, wc're kind of conning this
guy so maybe it's best
887
01:08:29,897 --> 01:08:32,441
if we don't go into dctail about it
whle he's watChng us.
888
01:08:32,525 --> 01:08:37,280
Besidcs, he's probably not gonna
let us do it anyway.
889
01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:44,036
OK, how abouf fhis?
890
01:08:44,161 --> 01:08:47,331
I'II talk him into it.
But if l talk him into it, l go along.
891
01:08:48,624 --> 01:08:51,752
- How arc you gonna do that?
- Ah! That's my problem.
892
01:08:51,836 --> 01:08:56,132
But don't worry.
He'll say yes.
893
01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:59,844
- What are you gonna do, blow him?
- No!
894
01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:03,472
I'm gonna insinuate that Lee's
gonna blow him.
895
01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:09,478
Thaf's a good one.
896
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:13,316
Nof roally. Buf Iof me handle if.
897
01:09:14,066 --> 01:09:15,067
We got a deal?
898
01:09:19,363 --> 01:09:20,865
OK, mommy, Iisfen up.
899
01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:24,744
You wanna hang with the cool kids,
you've got to be cool.
900
01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:27,413
We takc you along, you don't say shit.
You don't even say Crap.
901
01:09:27,496 --> 01:09:29,623
You just sit in thc back and I don't
want to hear a peep out of your ass.
902
01:09:29,707 --> 01:09:31,167
- You undcrstand?
- Got it.
903
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:34,337
I'm serious. You start nagging us, we'rc
pulling over to the side of the road
904
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,047
kicking your ass out
and picking you up later.
905
01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:37,965
Agreed.
906
01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:42,887
OK.
907
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,472
Go work your magic.
908
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,813
- Hello, sir.
- Hello.
909
01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:54,357
- What's your name?
- Jasper.
910
01:09:54,482 --> 01:09:56,734
- Hello, Jasper. I'm Abcrnathy.
- Aber-what?
911
01:09:56,817 --> 01:09:58,736
- Abernathy.
- What's your first name?
912
01:09:58,819 --> 01:10:01,572
- That is my first name.
- What kind of first name is that?
913
01:10:01,655 --> 01:10:05,409
- You know what? Just call me Abbic.
- oK, Abbe.
914
01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:10,039
Jaspcr, we wcrc wondering if my friends
and l could take the car out
915
01:10:10,122 --> 01:10:13,292
for a Iiftle test drive out on our own.
Just to see if we're Comforfable n t.
916
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:15,086
Why would I do something
stupid like that?
917
01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:17,505
To beffer sell your aufomobilo.
918
01:10:17,588 --> 01:10:19,757
How do I know y'all
ain't just gonna steal it?
919
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:21,884
Four reasons, aCfually.
920
01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:26,764
One, wc're not thievcs.
Two, that would be rude.
921
01:10:26,847 --> 01:10:30,226
Three, wc're staying at the Days Inn
in town, you Can call the hotel,
922
01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:32,770
check with managemcnt.
We're registered for the ne month.
923
01:10:32,853 --> 01:10:37,358
Actually, Zoö is not, but Kim and I arc.
So, we're totally track down-able.
924
01:10:37,441 --> 01:10:39,527
Who's Kim? Tho colored girl?
925
01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:45,032
Yes, Kjm would bc thc girl of color.
And reason number four,
926
01:10:45,116 --> 01:10:49,286
and thc most important, whilc we'rc
takng the car out for a little spn,
927
01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:52,331
that'II givc you a befter opportunity
to get aCquanted
928
01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:55,418
wifh our ofher friend, Loo.
929
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:01,257
Why does she Iook kinda familiar?
930
01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:04,260
That would be because
she's a famous actress.
931
01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:07,930
Why's sho drossod Iike fhaf?
932
01:11:08,013 --> 01:11:11,016
Wcll, you scc, we'rc making
a Hollywood movie in town,
933
01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:14,437
and it's a cheerleader movie,
and she's one of the cheerleaders.
934
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:18,315
- What's a chccrlcadcr movic?
- A move about cheerleaders.
935
01:11:19,024 --> 01:11:20,276
Is if a porno movie?
936
01:11:21,902 --> 01:11:24,697
Yes, if is.
937
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:27,992
Buf, don'f monfion if. She's shy.
938
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:35,374
Lcc, this is Jaspcr.
Jasper, Lee.
939
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,626
You two kids stay ouf of froublo.
940
01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:40,754
Hcy, good-Iooking!
Be back to pck you up later!
941
01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:42,298
Ta-fa.
942
01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:53,684
Gulp.
943
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,826
Are you fhinking whaf I'm fhinking?
944
01:12:11,785 --> 01:12:14,622
- I think I'm thinking it.
- What are you and you thnking?
945
01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:18,042
I'm thinking wc told your ass
to shut the fuck up.
946
01:12:20,794 --> 01:12:22,796
- Where are y'all going?
- You stay put.
947
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,215
I gof fo fake a...
948
01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:43,234
So you ready fo do fhis?
949
01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,278
You sure?
950
01:12:46,403 --> 01:12:49,573
Well, I always don't want to do it
rght before l'm gonna do t.
951
01:12:49,657 --> 01:12:50,658
You know whaf I mean?
952
01:12:50,741 --> 01:12:53,118
Yeah, I know what you mean.
'Cause l don't want to do t.
953
01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:55,371
- Kim.
- l'm just saying.
954
01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:58,832
- If you're gonna takc thc piss out...
- l'm just saying.
955
01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:02,461
You wanna sfart ouf on fop?
956
01:13:03,462 --> 01:13:07,258
It practically doesn't count
if you start on the top.
957
01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,264
Horo aro your glovos.
958
01:13:20,437 --> 01:13:23,440
No, no, no, no.
l'm wearng the jaCket.
959
01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:24,984
This is my jaCkof.
960
01:13:25,067 --> 01:13:29,280
Um... Ain't you supposed to be
my slave or some sht?
961
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:30,406
Give if.
962
01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:32,866
I'm fho one who's on fhe fucking bonnef.
963
01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:35,160
Bonnof, my ass. You're on fhe hood.
964
01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:46,797
Y'all, I think I hear a car coming.
965
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:49,300
- Givc me your bclt.
- oh.
966
01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:54,638
This is my Cufo shif.
967
01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:58,517
Well. . . Fuck that.
Gef Abernathy's belt.
968
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,520
Fine. Wo'II uso Abbie's belf.
969
01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:08,861
- Givc me your bclt.
- No.
970
01:14:08,944 --> 01:14:11,322
- Prada.
- Come on. Gve her the belt.
971
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:15,326
- Magic word.
- Please. Gve her the belt.
972
01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:17,953
Just cause you asked njcely.
973
01:14:20,623 --> 01:14:22,291
If's niCo fo bo nice, Kim.
974
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:25,461
- Whatevcr.
- You know what?
975
01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:28,672
Don't even fucking think about asking me
ne tme you want me to do your har.
976
01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:31,050
- Your ass gonna do it.
- Yeah, you'll ask pretty please, bifCh.
977
01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:33,052
'Cause that's what you do
when no one else is looking.
978
01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:35,137
You ain't that fucking hard.
l ain't getting that shit.
979
01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:37,848
Abernathy, don't get on
my nerves right now.
980
01:14:37,931 --> 01:14:39,058
I gof shif on my mind.
981
01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:42,811
Ooh! You know, I ain't six.
982
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,160
It's cold. Can we roll up
one of these windows?
983
01:14:58,243 --> 01:14:59,745
No.
984
01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:03,707
Hey, Abernathy.
Check ths out.
985
01:15:15,594 --> 01:15:17,221
Whaf fho fuck aro you guys doing?
986
01:15:26,563 --> 01:15:28,023
Whaf does that mean?
987
01:15:30,234 --> 01:15:31,860
Whoa!
988
01:15:36,448 --> 01:15:39,034
Fasfor, you blaCk bifCh, fasfer!
989
01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:49,294
Thaf fasf enough for your bony ass?
990
01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:51,046
Woo-hoo!
991
01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:54,550
Whoa!
992
01:15:57,177 --> 01:15:59,763
Abernafhy, get your ass up here.
993
01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:09,064
AII righfy.
994
01:16:09,189 --> 01:16:12,067
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
995
01:16:25,372 --> 01:16:28,083
Chcck it out bitch.
You want t fuckng faster?
996
01:17:43,575 --> 01:17:47,246
- Oh, my God!
- What the fuck? Shit!
997
01:17:49,915 --> 01:17:52,042
Zoë!
998
01:17:53,293 --> 01:17:54,294
Damn if!
999
01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:05,681
Now!
1000
01:18:05,764 --> 01:18:10,269
- Did you do something to him?
- Nothing ! Nothing! Shit!
1001
01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:13,313
- Shit! Hcrc hc comcs!
- Zoë! FuCk!
1002
01:18:15,607 --> 01:18:16,900
- Shit!
- Shit! oh, sht!
1003
01:18:19,236 --> 01:18:21,613
- Hold on, Zoö!
- Whoa!
1004
01:18:21,738 --> 01:18:24,199
Oh, my God! oh, my God! Zoë!
1005
01:18:29,454 --> 01:18:31,957
Oh, my God! oh, my God! Zoë!
1006
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:34,209
- Whoa!
- Zoë!
1007
01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:40,591
Fuck you, mothcrtuckcr!
FuCk you!
1008
01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:43,886
Zoë! Zoë!
1009
01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:48,223
- I'm sorry I callcd you a black bitch.
- l forgve you. Hold the fuck on.
1010
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:50,434
Whoa! Gef away!
1011
01:18:52,769 --> 01:18:55,397
Oh, shit! I can't fucking see!
l Can't see!
1012
01:18:55,522 --> 01:18:57,482
Zoë, move your Iogs!
1013
01:18:59,943 --> 01:19:01,320
FuCk you!
1014
01:19:01,528 --> 01:19:03,614
Come on, Come on!
1015
01:19:06,325 --> 01:19:08,160
RedneCk IunatiC basfard!
1016
01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:09,620
Get away from mo!
1017
01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:12,164
- Watch your fucking Iegs!
- Baby, just hold on.
1018
01:19:12,247 --> 01:19:14,124
Zoë!
1019
01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:16,919
- Fuck you!
- oh, my God!
1020
01:19:17,002 --> 01:19:18,629
Come on, Come on!
1021
01:19:22,007 --> 01:19:24,009
FuCking gef away from me!
1022
01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:30,432
Oh, shit! I'm scarcd Kim,
l'm really scared.
1023
01:19:30,515 --> 01:19:32,017
I know, baby, just hold on.
1024
01:19:32,809 --> 01:19:33,894
WatCh your feof!
1025
01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:39,358
- You wanna get hot? You wanna gct hot?
- You fuCking son of a btch.
1026
01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:45,322
- Suck on this for a while, bitch!
- MothertuCker!
1027
01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:47,532
Zoë!
1028
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,284
Goddamn if!
1029
01:20:13,725 --> 01:20:15,352
- Hc's coming up!
- oh, my God.
1030
01:20:15,435 --> 01:20:17,229
Gof away from us, you CocksuCker!
1031
01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:18,814
Leavo us alone!
1032
01:20:18,939 --> 01:20:22,234
- Fuck you, mothcrtuckcr!
- Put your foot down!
1033
01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:29,574
Zoë! Zoë!
1034
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:32,327
Hold on!
1035
01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:55,726
Zoë! Zoë!
1036
01:21:04,484 --> 01:21:06,069
Look ouf!
1037
01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:36,266
Gof roady fo fly, bifch!
1038
01:21:40,187 --> 01:21:41,772
- Zoë!
- Zoë! Hold on!
1039
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:51,615
He's right on your ass!
He's rght on your fuCking ass!
1040
01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:09,007
Hoy!
1041
01:22:09,091 --> 01:22:13,011
Hey! Ladies, fhaf was fun!
1042
01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:19,684
Woll, adios!
1043
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:22,145
Ow, fuCk!
1044
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:26,650
Ghif! Fuck!
1045
01:22:27,818 --> 01:22:32,531
Run away with your ass!
You better run, mothertucker!
1046
01:22:38,829 --> 01:22:40,205
Bifch!
1047
01:22:55,595 --> 01:22:56,680
I'm oK!
1048
01:22:56,763 --> 01:23:00,100
Oh, shif! Goddamn if!
1049
01:23:00,183 --> 01:23:02,727
Oh, you fuCking bitCh!
1050
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:06,439
Of course you arc. Of course you arc.
What was l thinkng?
1051
01:23:08,191 --> 01:23:10,652
What was I thinking?
Zoë, the fuckng cat!
1052
01:23:14,865 --> 01:23:16,700
Whow! Thaf was a CIose one.
1053
01:23:20,829 --> 01:23:23,039
You guys Iook Iike shif.
1054
01:23:23,123 --> 01:23:24,166
Who died?
1055
01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:28,253
Thaf's if!
1056
01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:31,131
Zoë, are you oK?
1057
01:23:31,882 --> 01:23:34,134
Wcll, I'm gonna have
a hell of a bruise on my bum,
1058
01:23:34,217 --> 01:23:36,803
buf aside from that, I'II be swoef.
1059
01:23:40,223 --> 01:23:42,893
So, where's fhe maniac?
1060
01:23:43,518 --> 01:23:46,354
I shot him and his punk ass spod off.
1061
01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:51,401
- You wanna go get him?
- oh, hell yeah!
1062
01:23:51,484 --> 01:23:54,905
Honcy, I think you might
want to get out.
1063
01:23:56,489 --> 01:24:01,036
FuCk fhaf shif. Lof's kill fhis basfard.
1064
01:24:03,622 --> 01:24:05,540
OK, get your ass in thc back,
let's go.
1065
01:24:07,792 --> 01:24:09,461
FuCk fhis mofhertuCker!
1066
01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:13,048
- Wait. . .
- Where the fuck you going?
1067
01:24:13,131 --> 01:24:14,466
I'II be back.
1068
01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:25,101
Yoah, fhat'II smarf. Sweef, Iet's go.
1069
01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:28,813
Oh, fuck ycah, bitch. Come on.
Bring that shit.
1070
01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:32,692
Giddy up, girl!
1071
01:24:40,575 --> 01:24:42,577
Yeah!
1072
01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:29,624
Come on!
1073
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:41,344
Oh, why? oh, no!
1074
01:25:47,434 --> 01:25:50,687
Oh, do if! Do if!
1075
01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:52,897
Do if!
1076
01:25:58,361 --> 01:26:01,031
Oh, no!
1077
01:26:01,364 --> 01:26:04,951
No, no, no! No! God...
1078
01:26:05,827 --> 01:26:08,621
AII righf. Gef if fogefher.
1079
01:26:08,705 --> 01:26:12,876
Get, get... What arc you...
What are you. . . What are you gonna do?
1080
01:26:19,591 --> 01:26:22,510
Kick his ass, Zoë!
KiCk his mothertucking ass!
1081
01:26:22,594 --> 01:26:25,263
- Hey! Now I wanna play!
- Go away!
1082
01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:27,599
Fucking fuCk you!
1083
01:26:27,682 --> 01:26:29,768
Whcrc do you think you're
fuCking going?
1084
01:26:34,564 --> 01:26:36,066
Come here, you...!
1085
01:26:42,947 --> 01:26:44,366
Co!
1086
01:26:50,955 --> 01:26:55,210
I'm not donc with your ass now,
mofhertucker. l love your ass!
1087
01:27:00,507 --> 01:27:02,467
Oh, you'ro gonna wiggle your ass af me?
1088
01:27:04,094 --> 01:27:08,515
Oh, don't Iike it up the ass, do you,
you redneCk lunatiC bastard.
1089
01:27:09,849 --> 01:27:14,104
Oh, ycah, bitch. I'm gonna bust a nut
up in this btch right now!
1090
01:27:16,147 --> 01:27:19,317
I'm thc hornicst mothcrtuckcr
on the road!
1091
01:27:20,944 --> 01:27:22,737
Boo-yah, bifch!
1092
01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:24,656
Ah !
1093
01:27:28,118 --> 01:27:30,745
Did you jusf hif a boaf?
1094
01:27:33,832 --> 01:27:35,125
Now, get him! Cet him!
1095
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:37,544
Now! Now! Now!
Get hm! Get hm!
1096
01:27:37,627 --> 01:27:40,630
Forgct about thc cows, mothcrtuckcr!
Move, mothertucker! Move!
1097
01:27:42,424 --> 01:27:43,842
Mofhertucker!
1098
01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:46,761
I'm about to bust a nut
up n this bitCh, mothertucker!
1099
01:27:55,937 --> 01:27:58,064
Wafch if! Wafch if! Wafch if!
1100
01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:06,698
Tappin' that ass. Tappin' that ass!
Tappn' it, tappin' t, tappn' it!
1101
01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:15,415
Son of a bifch!
1102
01:28:30,805 --> 01:28:33,224
Oh, you know I can'f Ief you go...
1103
01:28:34,392 --> 01:28:36,936
...wifhouf fapping fhaf ass.
1104
01:28:37,604 --> 01:28:38,813
Oh, fuck me!
1105
01:28:38,938 --> 01:28:40,732
- One. ..
- Kim?
1106
01:28:40,815 --> 01:28:42,775
-...more...
- Kim?
1107
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:44,360
...fime!
1108
01:28:44,444 --> 01:28:45,612
Boo-yah!
1109
01:28:51,659 --> 01:28:53,953
That's what I'm talking abouf, bifCh!
1110
01:29:54,764 --> 01:29:56,808
Oh, Come on!
1111
01:30:36,598 --> 01:30:39,642
Come on!
1112
01:30:39,726 --> 01:30:43,354
You thought you Iost us!
We're back, mothertuCker! We're back!
1113
01:30:43,479 --> 01:30:45,565
Who's Iaughing now bifCh?
1114
01:30:48,151 --> 01:30:49,193
Ghif!
1115
01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:53,865
Come on!
1116
01:30:54,949 --> 01:30:59,078
Here's Cha Cha!
1117
01:30:59,162 --> 01:31:01,456
You miss us, you IunatiC basfard?!
1118
01:31:01,539 --> 01:31:03,458
- I'm sorry!
- What?
1119
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:06,210
I didn'f... I didn'f moan anything.
1120
01:31:06,294 --> 01:31:08,296
I was jusf playing around.
1121
01:31:08,379 --> 01:31:12,467
- Oh, he was just playing around.
- He was just playing.
1122
01:31:12,550 --> 01:31:14,886
Well, I ain't playing with you.
1123
01:31:20,266 --> 01:31:23,311
Oh, Iook out! Look out!
Look out!
1124
01:31:30,860 --> 01:31:33,863
- What's your sign?
- Cancer!
1125
01:31:39,035 --> 01:31:40,078
Come on!
1126
01:31:40,161 --> 01:31:42,497
Don't run.
Don't run, mothertuCker! Don't run!
1127
01:31:42,580 --> 01:31:43,581
Ghif!
1128
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:56,386
Yeah!
1129
01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:01,057
Yeah!
1130
01:32:01,891 --> 01:32:05,103
Josus fucking Chrisf, it's abouf fime!
1131
01:32:20,118 --> 01:32:22,870
- Ycah, you go.
- Just go, go, go, go!
1132
01:32:24,872 --> 01:32:31,421
PIeasc don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1133
01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:32,839
PIease don'f dead-end.
1134
01:32:32,922 --> 01:32:36,175
PIeasc don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1135
01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:37,635
PIease don'f dead-end.
1136
01:32:37,719 --> 01:32:39,470
Oh, fhere fhe mothertuCker is!
1137
01:32:39,595 --> 01:32:41,431
- Go, go, go!
- Get hm! Get hm! Get hm!
1138
01:32:58,156 --> 01:33:02,076
Holp me!
1139
01:33:02,702 --> 01:33:07,081
Holp me!
1140
01:33:13,004 --> 01:33:15,757
- Be carcful! My right arm's brokcn!
- Ths one?
1141
01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:19,761
That's right, bitCh.
1142
01:33:19,844 --> 01:33:21,262
You wanf somo?
1143
01:33:21,345 --> 01:33:23,806
- Come on, mothcrtucker!
- My fuckin' ass!
1144
01:33:27,518 --> 01:33:29,270
Piece of shit!
1145
01:33:32,815 --> 01:33:34,817
Bifch!
1146
01:33:38,529 --> 01:33:39,906
Mofhertucker!
1147
01:33:40,782 --> 01:33:42,116
Mofhertucker!
1148
01:33:47,121 --> 01:33:48,289
Asshole!
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