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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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[ Paintball gun firing ]
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[ Paintball gun firing ]
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CHARLES: Aha!
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AGATHA: Meet the Raisinator!
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Oh, bum.
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- [ Paintball guns firing ]
- Ooh!
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[ Sheep bleating ]
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PHOTOGRAPHER: That's beautiful.
Come a bit closer together.
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That's it. Now straight
to me. That's good.
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That's it, Jamie boy. Give
her a squeeze, why don't you?
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Gwenu, will you? Gwenu!
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JAMES: Uh, what does
"gwenu" mean again?
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It means smile, James.
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PHOTOGRAPHER: That's
right. Now, straight to me.
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- [ Camera shutter clicks ]
- That's good.
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Isn't it bad luck to
take wedding pictures
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before the actual wedding?
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Nonsense.
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The sooner we get them done,
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the sooner we get
them on the website
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and start advertising
as a wedding venue.
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Always thinking. See?
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PHOTOGRAPHER:
Stunning, stunning.
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Your daughter's very beautiful.
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She is. I'd do anything for her.
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Got a father-of-the-bride
chat lined up for later,
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haven't we, Jimbo?
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Oh, you needn't
worry about James.
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He'll take good care of Eirwen.
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[ Chuckles ] I'm delighted he's
finally met the right woman.
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God knows there have been some
false dawns along the way.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ Panting ]
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[ Paintball gun firing ]
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No.
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Stick with me, kid.
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TONI: I am.
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Believe me, I am.
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You're beginning to frighten me.
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- Me?
- TONI: Yeah.
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AGATHA: It's just a
harmless bit of fun.
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You know, I didn't think
I could get into this.
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Didn't think it
would be my thing.
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Turns out it is!
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Who knew?
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TONI: Not the boys,
that's for sure.
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AGATHA: Come on.
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Sorry, Bill. I've had to
take one for the team.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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- I think it's quite serious.
- It's paint, Charles.
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Hamstring. It
always gives me gyp.
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- First I've heard of it.
- Yes, well,
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I'm usually too
brave to mention it.
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[ Paintball gun firing ]
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And Agatha's on fire!
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She's like a woman possessed.
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Whose idea was it
to give her a gun?
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Well, Eirwen thought it
would be a good icebreaker,
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to which you
replied, "Marvelous!"
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And what else? Oh, yeah.
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That we'd give the lot of
them a right good spanking.
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Yes, well, on reflection
it was perhaps a tad rash.
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[ Twig snaps ]
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What the hell is that?!
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It was very good of
James to invite me.
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I feel like one of the fam.
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Yeah, I wouldn't miss
this for the world.
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I told James I'm a busy
man, but he would insist.
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Making up the numbers.
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[ Paintball gun
firing, all gasping ]
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- For God's sake!
- I don't think any of us
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are cut out for this.
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- We could just surrender.
- No, no, no!
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We can do this.
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Never give up. Never give in.
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Never. Say. Die.
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Come on!
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[ Paintball gun
firing, screaming ]
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You don't think
you're taking this
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just, like, a little
bit too seriously?
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No, of course I'm not.
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- Am I?
- Yeah.
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It wouldn't have anything to do
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with James' impending
nuptials, would it?
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It's got nothing to
do with his nuptials!
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It makes absolutely
perfect sense
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that he's marrying
into outdoor events.
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You know, what with
his whole army thing.
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Agatha, I think it'd
be understandable
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if you felt a bit
strange about it.
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Listen, I don't feel
strange about it.
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There may have been a time
I might have felt strange,
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but right now I don't feel
strange about it, okay?
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Right, come on! Go!
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Remember
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stay together.
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Stay in formation.
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[ Whistles ] I've got visuals.
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WILKES: I wish I did.
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Well, aren't we
outnumbered, though?
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No. Wilkes doesn't count.
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These hands, they are
trained for battle,
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so these arms can bend a bow or
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something. Whatsit,
Psalm something or other.
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TONI: Someone's been
talking to Sarah.
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Yes, she gave me a
right old pep talk.
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Right, come on!
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Let's do this!
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[ Grunts ]
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TONI: [ Laughs ]
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- [ Paintball gun firing ]
- AGATHA: Come on. Get in.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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TONI: Why haven't
you shot me already?
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Well, I can't shoot you, can I?
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Aww. That's well sweet.
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That is the point of the game.
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I know.
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- Shh!
- [ Twig snaps ]
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It's alright.
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You can come out
from behind the tree.
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You've got me.
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It's a fair cop, copper.
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WILKES: Got ya. Good one.
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[ Laughs ]
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Yeees! Copper...
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[ Paintball gun firing ]
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- Oh! Oh! Oh!
- [ Paintball gun firing ]
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No fair! Aah! Aah!
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Toni.
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- [ Paintball gun firing ]
- CHARLES: I've got a gammy leg.
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AGATHA: All the better
to hunt you down then!
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Remember Cyprus! Oh!
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Here comes the Raisinatorrrr!
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- Eat my paint!
- [ Sheila screaming ]
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I do not believe this!
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Let's get you in the house.
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Every time there's trouble
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guess who's there.
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[ Laughter, indistinct
conversations ]
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Well, how was I supposed
to know it wasn't Charles?
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- I was in the zone.
- CHARLES: Hmm.
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The wrongzone as it turned out.
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Agatha, this is my first wedding
as a vicar, and it's James.
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I don't want any trauma.
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I don't want
anything to go wrong.
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Trauma? Little old me?
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I mean, what could
possibly go wrong?
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Apart from splatting
the bride with paint
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and shooting the
groom, obviously.
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James is staying with you,
right? How's he doing?
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Fine, until I mentioned
the best man's speech.
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Which is tricky,
to say the least.
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I mean, we don't know Eirwen.
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It's difficult to
know how to pitch it.
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I mean, does she even
have a sense of humor?
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TONI: What about
some Welsh jokes?
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Absolutely. Well, they are
going to honeymoon in Wales.
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- Oh, are they? Ah.
- CHARLES: Yes.
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So I said to James,
"What are you going
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to do after the
wedding?" and he said,
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"I'm going to 'Bangor'
for a fortnight."
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Oh, that's so lovely!
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Jez and I went there on
our way to Llandud...
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- No.
- No.
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- No.
- Well, let's hope
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that he gets to go on
honeymoon this time.
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It seemed to work out
well for you, I recall.
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Oh?
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Iechyd da. She wants me.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh.
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- JANE: Gently does it now.
- What's happened?
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Now, before you go pegging
your needle in the red zone,
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there's been a bit
of an accident,
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but it's all sorted now.
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What kind of an accident?
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Is Eirwen okay?
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She is. All fine and dandy.
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James came off worse,
so stop fussing.
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- [ Breathing deeply ]
- Deep breath.
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Better?
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Except I've the mother of all
flushes and my head is raging.
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JANE: I've made
some special tea.
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You just make sure that you
sip it throughout the day.
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Brilliant.
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I don't know what
I'd do without you.
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- Spontaneously combust, I'd say.
- Mm.
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Now, the drinks are all
here, unpacked and stacked.
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Caterers fully briefed.
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And the flowers will
be arriving later.
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As will the gorgeous
lead singer of the band.
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He said he wants to
drop his kit off.
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I said, "Don't you mind me.
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You drop your kit off any
time you like, my darling."
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[ Laughs ] I don't
know how you do it.
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Not a list or an
HRT patch in sight.
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JANE: Well, I told you... Don't
let the change rearrange you.
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You know, I think it's
best you see the doctor,
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- just to be on the safe side.
- Don't be daft.
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It's like Monty said...
It's age and stage.
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Well, I'll pop this
dress downstairs,
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and then I'll be off.
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Before you ask, it's
all been sorted.
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The energies are all wrong.
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I've got a bad feeling
about all this.
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Nonsense.
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Right now the only fermented
drink you need is this.
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[ Liquid pouring ]
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Here's to tomorrow.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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CHARLES: I think
you have an admirer.
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AGATHA: Oh, I think
you might be right.
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No. Not him.
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Him.
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AGATHA: Oh, God help
me. Not him again.
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Agatha!
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I'm not being funny, but I was
absolutely tamping at first.
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- Tamping?
- Angry. Extremely, apparently.
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I'm not gonna lie.
Raging, I was.
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But then I had a little
word with myself,
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and I thought, "Well,
it was hilarious."
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Did you?
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Oh, I've been dying to meet you.
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- Uh...
- We're the same, me and you.
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I can be a little bit tapped
myself, and a bit chopsy-like.
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Oh, well, she's chopsy alright.
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Anyway, fair dos. Let's
get a round in, shall we?
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- Drinks are on me!
- [ Laughter ]
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Now, then, I've got these lush
sashes for you all to wear.
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There we go. One for you.
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One for you.
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Anyway, partyyyyy!
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[ Women screaming ]
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- WOMAN: Whoo!
- WOMAN #2: Cheers!
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[ French accent ] Sylvan Dubois.
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- AGATHA: Oh.
- Friend of Eirwen's,
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business associate
of her father.
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I'm working with him on opening
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an outdoor events
site in Nantes.
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- Oh!
- CHARLES: Ah.
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I introduced these two in Paris.
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CHARLES: Ah, so it's
all down to you, is it?
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So, tell me, it's all
very sudden, isn't it?
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I mean, she's not, um, you know?
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I mean, he's not just, you know,
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doing the honorable
thing, is he?
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- Charles!
- What?
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Not at all.
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I knew that it would
be love at first sight,
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and I was right... It was.
252
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Cupid himself.
253
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,457
Sir Charles Fraith.
254
00:12:09,481 --> 00:12:10,976
Oh.
255
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,736
Agatha Raisin.
Pleased to meet you.
256
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,456
Carsely's very own sexpot.
257
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,776
Oh, Charles, seriously, is
that the best you've got?
258
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,016
Yeah, sorry. I'm saving all
my best lines for the speech.
259
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,840
Ah, yes, theAgatha.
260
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,576
You and James were, uh...
261
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,056
Over a very long time ago.
262
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,616
L'histoire! [ Laughs ]
263
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,016
Ah, so you like history, too?
264
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:37,016
Eirwen has a PhD in it. That's
what brought her to Paris.
265
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,936
- You?
- Me?
266
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,696
No. History, no.
267
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:45,256
Probably more of a here and
now, just sort of, you know,
268
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,096
be in the moment,
that sort of thing.
269
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,336
- Charles? Yes?
- Absolutely.
270
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,776
Lovely, isn't she?
271
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,856
- CHARLES: Yes, she is.
- AGATHA: Yes, lovely.
272
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,376
I mean, who'd have thought it?
273
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,536
James bags himself a
wonderful woman, and...
274
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,976
I couldn't be happier.
275
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,536
Mm.
276
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,680
[ Whispering indistinctly ]
277
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,537
[ Sighs ]
278
00:13:05,561 --> 00:13:07,776
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
279
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,936
Incoming at 2:00.
Quick, quick, quick.
280
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,480
CHARLES: Let's get a drink.
281
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,016
Um...
282
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,056
[ Indistinct conversations ]
283
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,360
- [ Laughter ]
- WOMAN: Oh, my God.
284
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,120
JAMES: That's the lot.
285
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,016
I can't wait till tomorrow.
286
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,920
Imagine... Mrs. James Lacey.
287
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,256
Do you promise to
stand by me, James?
288
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,656
No matter what? Till
death do us part?
289
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,016
Of course I do.
290
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,376
Promise me, James.
Whatever happens.
291
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,800
- Do you promise?
- [ Cellphone chimes ]
292
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:51,696
Oh, your dad. Still
wanting our little chat.
293
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,160
Oh. Delete.
294
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,856
Now say you'll promise.
295
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,936
I promise.
296
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,536
What's this about?
297
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:04,016
I'm not a fan of
wedding day surprises.
298
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,560
Everything alright?
299
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,040
I'll tell you after the wedding.
300
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,496
Right! This one's a banger!
301
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,816
DRUMMER: 1, 2, 3.
302
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,360
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
303
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:57,256
Look, if this is about the
whole paintball splatty thing,
304
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,656
I'm sorry, okay?
305
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,376
It isn't. I just
thought I'd say hello.
306
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,120
Oh.
307
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,337
Hello.
308
00:15:07,361 --> 00:15:09,160
[ Both chuckle ]
309
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,216
Everything all set
for tomorrow then?
310
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,400
I believe so.
311
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,336
Are you
312
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,120
okay with it?
313
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,120
You know what?
314
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,536
I am, yeah.
315
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,496
I mean, Eirwen's
gorgeous and lovely.
316
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:37,656
And what with mad Mary
"Misfortune" and me,
317
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,176
how did you pull that one off?
318
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,680
I don't know.
319
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,696
Lucky, I guess.
320
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:48,280
Well, it's nothing
less than you deserve.
321
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,656
This is your chance, James,
for lifelong happiness.
322
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:58,656
Just don't mess it up like
323
00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,720
well, you know.
324
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,816
I won't.
325
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,240
I think I'm ready.
326
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,456
Thank you.
327
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,240
Well, there's no
need to thank me.
328
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:18,096
Just out of interest, what
are you thanking me for?
329
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,016
- For just being you.
- Oh.
330
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,800
For being there
331
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,680
after everything
we've been through.
332
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,936
The wedding that never
was, "honeymoon" in Cyprus.
333
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,800
Yeah, well, I think the less
said about that, the better.
334
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,936
We have been through rather
a lot, you and I, haven't we?
335
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,080
Whatever way you look at it.
336
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:49,960
I think maybe it was
preparing me for this moment.
337
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,096
Maybe I wasn't ready before.
338
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:58,320
To be honest, I wasn't sure
I was ever going to be.
339
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,936
And then Eirwen came along.
340
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,656
And you decided to
carpe that diem.
341
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,040
Exactly.
342
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,296
If you and I hadn't made a
such a pig's ear of everything,
343
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,000
I wouldn't be here now.
344
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,520
So thank you.
345
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,720
My pleasure.
346
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,640
[ Eirwen singing "Myfanwy" ]
347
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,320
[ Singing continues, footsteps ]
348
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,200
[ Singing continues ]
349
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,040
[ Click ]
350
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,280
[ Singing continues ]
351
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,200
[ Gunshot ]
352
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,000
[ Blows ]
353
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,320
[ Chuckles ]
354
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,760
[ Laughs ]
355
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,080
[ Sighs ]
356
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,176
SARAH: "We're gathered
here today..."
357
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,976
Oh. [ Speaks indistinctly ]
358
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,336
Okay. [ Breathes deeply ]
359
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,856
"Dearly beloved,
360
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:21,176
we are gathered here
today to join this man
361
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,896
and this woman in
holy matrimony."
362
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,960
Oh! Aah!
363
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,416
Charles, what in God's
name are you doing?!
364
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,896
I have no idea.
365
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,616
I didn't marry anyone, did I?
366
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:36,376
Aw, my head is banging.
367
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,696
[ Laughs ]
368
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,816
That was a belting
night, though.
369
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,896
Oh, and you, Charles. All that
business with the wedding ring.
370
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,456
- Eh? What business?
- The trick you did.
371
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,176
Pretending to swallow the ring
and then using sleight of hand
372
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,696
at the last minute
to magic it away.
373
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,240
It was insane.
374
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,096
Charles, you didn't
swallow the ring, did you?
375
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,896
[ Scoffs ] Of course not!
376
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,896
[ Chuckles nervously ]
377
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,016
TONI: Oh, yeah. There
was something else.
378
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,136
I can faintly
remember you mooning
379
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,376
and dancing on
the village green,
380
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,296
which might explain
the loss of your
381
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,560
- trousers.
- Trousers.
382
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,336
Oh, that'll serve you right
383
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,536
for playing kiss chase
with Mrs. Boggle.
384
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,760
[ Laughs ]
385
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,600
[ Laughs ]
386
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,000
[ Humming ]
387
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,656
Ta-da!
388
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,816
Happy day of wedding!
389
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,296
- Pull out the... stopper.
- [ Cork pops ]
390
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,016
And let's have a whopper.
391
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:53,976
Time to say goodbye to
bachelor James and hello, wife!
392
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,816
So, tell me, how
are you feeling?
393
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,696
Excited? Anxious?
394
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,456
- Ah, lovely.
- AGATHA: Oh.
395
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,376
SHEILA: Thank you. Bottoms up.
396
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,656
Morning, all!
397
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,256
Ready, willing, and able
and reporting for duty.
398
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,176
Good God! Who dug you up?
399
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,616
And where are your trousers?
400
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,880
Absolutely no idea, but it's
perfectly fine because, uh...
401
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,000
Mm.
402
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,696
'Cause a big part
of my role today
403
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,856
is to make James look good.
404
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,336
Oh, I think you're winning
by a distance on that score.
405
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,000
As long as you've got the
ring. That's all that matters.
406
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,216
Of course I have the ring.
407
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,160
It hasn't left my
personage all night.
408
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,536
Oh, I should have
brought more glasses.
409
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,216
We could have had the
wedding right here.
410
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,400
Charles!
411
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,856
I've got some bad
news, I'm afraid.
412
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,176
AGATHA: Yes, I know.
413
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,016
- Charles in charge equals chaos.
- No, it's...
414
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,376
Goodness knows what his best
man speech is going to be like.
415
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,416
Agatha!
416
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,936
Oh.
417
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,696
BILL: I'm so sorry, James.
418
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,400
There's been an incident.
Eirwen's been killed.
419
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,800
[ Gasps ]
420
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,056
- [ Police radio chatter ]
- This way.
421
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,480
BILL: Any new developments?
422
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,016
AGATHA: Are you okay?
423
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,216
Trying to be.
424
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,096
[ Breathes deeply ]
425
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,640
Have to be.
426
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,880
OLIVIA: Oh.
427
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,000
- I'm so, so sorry.
- OLIVIA: Oh.
428
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,256
This is, uh... Agatha.
429
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,016
She's a private investigator.
430
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,096
She helps solve murders.
431
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,976
Whoever did this to James
and, of course, to yourselves
432
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,296
must be brought to justice.
433
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,576
I couldn't agree more.
Whatever it takes.
434
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,776
I just [Sighs]
435
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,360
I don't understand.
436
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,936
Why would anyone
want to hurt Eirwen?
437
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,496
I have no idea.
438
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,896
I mean, had she fallen
out with anyone recently?
439
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,456
Did she have any enemies?
440
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,456
Of course not. Not a
bad bone in her body.
441
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,336
And how was Eirwen
within herself recently?
442
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,656
She was the happiest
I've ever seen her.
443
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,736
AGATHA: Did you notice
anything unusual at all?
444
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,896
I mean, anything.
Anything at all.
445
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,096
OLIVIA: No.
446
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,536
[ Gasps ] Although I did notice
447
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:29,096
someone skulking near the
perimeter fence yesterday.
448
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,056
[ Voice breaking ]
Oh, I'm so sorry.
449
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,136
It's just the shock, I guess.
450
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,920
Not to mention these hot
flushes that are driving me mad.
451
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,136
The skulking man... Can
you describe him at all?
452
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,656
He was wearing
jeans and a hoodie,
453
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,056
so I didn't get a
good look really.
454
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,800
AGATHA: Right, okay.
455
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,800
What about security footage?
456
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,776
MONTY: We don't have
any here at the house.
457
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,656
Only at the site really.
458
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,976
Hang on. There was something.
459
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,736
Something she wanted
to tell me yesterday.
460
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,656
Said it could wait till
after we were married.
461
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,136
[ Liquid pouring ]
462
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,136
Any idea what that
may have been?
463
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,576
RHYS: Probably about
her track record, see?
464
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,176
AGATHA: Who are you?
465
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,536
And what track
record would that be?
466
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,256
Rhys is my son.
467
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,376
MONTY: And I suspect he's
referring to the fact
468
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,136
that Eirwen wasn't very good
at making it down the aisle.
469
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,600
RHYS: She'd been
jilted at the altar.
470
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,400
Twice before?
471
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,976
AGATHA: Really?
472
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,920
Did you know about this, James?
473
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,976
No.
474
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,896
Nothing.
475
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,336
She never mentioned it.
476
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,096
MONTY: That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
477
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,640
Make sure there was no
funny business this time.
478
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,616
So what's happened?
479
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,736
She done the jilting this
time then? [ Chuckles ]
480
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,080
She's been murdered.
481
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,080
RHYS: Huh.
482
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,736
You don't seem too
bothered about it, Rhys.
483
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,656
Do you mind telling me
where you were last night
484
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,976
and first thing this morning?
485
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,200
Um...
486
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,040
I have absolutely
no idea whatsoever.
487
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,320
WILKES: [ Humming ]
488
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,200
- What have we got?
- Oh.
489
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:28,016
That's the head and
the body and the arms.
490
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,096
Now I'm just gonna do a
little bit more of the hair.
491
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,576
I meant, do we know
what happened to Eirwen?
492
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,656
Oh, that. Mm...
493
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,096
Oh, gunshot wound to the back.
494
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:40,016
Now watch and learn.
495
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,536
From the position the body fell,
496
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:47,376
I'd say the murderer
was stood... here.
497
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,720
Too close.
498
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,120
Or here?
499
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,856
Possibly here?
500
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,840
Or behind that plant.
501
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,080
Mm.
502
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,296
We'll need the names and
addresses of both her exes,
503
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,416
- obviously.
- Why didn't she tell me?
504
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:33,056
Well, I guess she didn't want
to put ideas into your head,
505
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,496
or you'd think bad of her.
506
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:40,496
No, nothing could be
further from my mind.
507
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,040
I would never jilt anyone at...
508
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,560
She could have told me.
509
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:52,536
Why do you think her exes called
it off at the last minute?
510
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,656
We don't know for sure.
511
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,496
We never really got to the
bottom of it, did we, Monty?
512
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,816
Disappeared faster than rats
deserting a sinking ship,
513
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,440
they did.
514
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,696
Tell me, what's the deal with
Captain Santa Pants out there?
515
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,936
Not exactly rending his
undergarments in grief, is he?
516
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:14,296
Rhys is Rhys. Law unto
himself, that one.
517
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,736
OLIVIA: He means well.
518
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,016
He's just a little bit too
laid-back for his own good.
519
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,576
He's identifying as an
abstract artist these days.
520
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,456
One word for it.
521
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,456
How did the "abstract artist"
get along with his sister?
522
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,560
Stepsister.
523
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,976
Monty and Olivia
only got together
524
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,760
- five years ago, didn't you?
- That's right.
525
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,056
Rhys is mine from
my first marriage.
526
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,816
I'll get those
addresses that you need.
527
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,136
Karim Khan owns a restaurant,
528
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,080
and Paul Abbasi works
for a bank, I think.
529
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,136
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
530
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:04,936
This is definitely from whence
the fatal shot was fired.
531
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,536
We've found the smoking gun.
532
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,576
As in the mysterious,
shadowy clue
533
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,776
that will lead me
inexorably to the murderer?
534
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,696
BILL: No, as in
the murder weapon.
535
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,496
It's a gun with smoke
residue 'round its nozzle.
536
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,240
It's in the greenhouse
'round the back.
537
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,616
- [ Door opens ]
- WILKES: Aah!
538
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,160
[ Thud ]
539
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,720
Design fault.
540
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,976
[ Clears throat ] What kept you?
541
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,016
Don't shoot the messenger,
but we're a man down. Charles.
542
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,176
Hangover from hell
has kicked in.
543
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,616
Listen, I have had hangovers
where my hair hurts.
544
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,296
I have no sympathy.
545
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,456
Now, I want you to
talk to these people,
546
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,416
see if anyone saw anything,
heard anything, comings, goings,
547
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,776
toings, froings -Yeah, will do.
548
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,056
- Has anyone checked her diary?
- What?
549
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,536
TONI: Well, she had her
diary with her in the pub.
550
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,256
- Really?
- Yeah, she saw me looking at it,
551
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,976
and she didn't look too happy.
552
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,656
Very well observed! We
need to get hold of that.
553
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,216
I'm just gonna
take five minutes.
554
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,176
AGATHA: No, you won't.
Come on, step to it.
555
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,616
Time is of the
essence. Go, go, go.
556
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,576
TONI: Alright, alright.
557
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,000
James.
558
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,376
- I'm so sorry.
- JANE: Oh, my goodness!
559
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,976
Who would do such a thing?!
560
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,656
[ Gasps ] It's unbelievable.
561
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,136
Who's that, and what the
qu'est-que-ce-que-ça-que-ce
562
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,176
is she doing with the Frenchman?
563
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,696
JAMES: That's
Jane. Jane Walters.
564
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,696
She's the help and
general factotum.
565
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,536
I beg your pardon?
566
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,216
Housekeeper.
567
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,656
Salt of the earth and
all-'round good egg.
568
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,960
Ah. Mm. Factotum.
569
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,136
Oh, my dear Lord, James.
570
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,160
Oh!
571
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,336
I have no words.
572
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,976
Which is unusual for
me 'cause I'm a talker.
573
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,256
It's just utterly dreadful.
574
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,736
You must be Agatha.
575
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,336
I mean, we've had a couple
of false starts wedding-wise,
576
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,456
- but this...
- AGATHA: About that.
577
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,496
Did you get to meet any
of James' predecessors?
578
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,976
JANE: No, none of us did.
579
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,176
Eirwen never brought them home.
580
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,496
I don't think Monty approved.
581
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,096
Then again, Monty doesn't
approve of anyone.
582
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,456
Did Eirwen seem okay
to you recently?
583
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,536
JANE: Oh, my sweetheart, yes.
584
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,016
Absolutely besotted, she was.
585
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,456
I've never seen her happier.
586
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,376
Elle etait follement
amoureuse de toi.
587
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,176
That's very sweet of you to say.
588
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,376
Yeah, that's
absolutely very sweet.
589
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:37,216
Well, I best get in. Olivia's
nerves will be shattered.
590
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,336
Bless her, she's been
struggling lately.
591
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,920
God knows what this
will do to her.
592
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,216
What did he say?
593
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,760
That Eirwen was madly
in love with me.
594
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,000
Ah.
595
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,216
So the caterers and florists
596
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,856
weren't there at the
time of the murder.
597
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,096
And Olivia Jones confirms
598
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,616
that the diary went
everywhere with Eirwen,
599
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,536
but doesn't know
where it is now.
600
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,456
That diary, it could reveal a
whole host of personal truths.
601
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,016
We really need to find it.
602
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,976
But check with Jane whatsit, see
if she knows its whereabouts.
603
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,136
What with her being
Miss Obi-Wan-Factotum
604
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,640
and all that.
605
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,136
Right, okay, suspects.
606
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,600
Where did you get those?
607
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,456
I just... What?
608
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,176
Just a few bits that I
picked up along the way,
609
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,296
you know, as one does.
610
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:31,840
Right, anyway, let's
start with the ex-fiancés.
611
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,216
Karim Khan.
612
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,496
Paul Abbasi.
613
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,496
Now, we have their
work addresses,
614
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,976
so that is where we will start.
615
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,536
That will be our
first port of call.
616
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,536
Stepbrother.
617
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:49,200
Hippie-dippie, horny-horse,
arty-farty Rhys.
618
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,056
Clearly not that close to Eirwen
619
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,336
because he barely flinched
when he heard about her death,
620
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,936
plus he is a shifty
piece of shiftiness.
621
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,856
Right. The Frenchman.
622
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,616
He knows Eirwen, and he is way
too good-looking for my liking.
623
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:05,976
TONI: He's way too smooth.
624
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,096
He's way too charming.
625
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,096
He's defo got an
eye for the ladies.
626
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,776
Speaking of ladies, is,
uh... Is Charles here yet?
627
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,216
Yes, never mind about Charles.
We're talking about him.
628
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,616
Who is he? What do
we know about him?
629
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,616
Hmm. Right.
630
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,216
Jane. All-'round
good egg, apparently.
631
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,576
Big personality and, uh,
632
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,096
a little bit too close to
the Frenchman, methinks.
633
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,496
Right, anybody else?
634
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,696
Hmm. The parents, I guess?
635
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,536
- The parents.
- Surely not.
636
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,376
James, someone has killed the
woman you were about to marry.
637
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,056
We cannot rule anyone out.
638
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,176
Now, how... how do we
get in with the parents?
639
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:47,296
I don't know. Sheila gets
on very well with them.
640
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,656
Great idea. Sheila can
get in with the parents
641
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,176
because she gets right
under people's skin
642
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,200
and right up their noses.
643
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,296
Okay, any more for any more...
644
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,496
WILKES: No need for
any more of that.
645
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,456
We're here to make an arrest,
646
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,656
and it gives me
no great pleasure
647
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,176
to tell you that the murderer
648
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,960
- is in this very room.
- [ Laughs ]
649
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,056
WILKES: "Who is
it," you may ask.
650
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,816
And I may answer
651
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,520
- j'accuse!
- [ Sighs ]
652
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,520
Wait, Jack who?
653
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,576
Hey! Wait a minute!
654
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,856
Even by your own astounding
standards of police work,
655
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,656
this is utter nonsense.
656
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,136
- Thank you very much.
- [ Handcuffs clicking ]
657
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,616
AGATHA: Seriously, though,
based on what evidence?
658
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,896
Well, actually, an eyewitness
claims they saw James
659
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,416
at the window outside
Eirwen's bedroom,
660
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,520
from which she was shot.
661
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,080
Yeah, have that, Lacey cakes.
662
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,280
Oh, it's nice. Who made those?
663
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,136
Mrs. Boggle.
664
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,416
- Just... get out!
- [ Choking ]
665
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,840
Did she...
666
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,296
[ Loudly ] So,
according to Monty,
667
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,376
the guy who runs this
place, Karim Khan...
668
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,096
Alright, can you dial
it down a bit, Agatha?
669
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,296
Well, he was engaged to
Eirwen about 18 months ago.
670
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,576
Thoughts!
671
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:19,256
Or is your gin-soaked
brain too delicate to cope?
672
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,336
Well, I'm not a fan already.
673
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,696
Far too much juson the
menu. Fair-to-middling
674
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,440
- trying to be Michelin.
- Oh, come on.
675
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,216
Ah! Mr. Khan.
676
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,896
KARIM: Not that fat-fingered
culinary numbskull.
677
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,456
I'm theKarim Khan,
678
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,856
and this waste of space
679
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,336
should be in the kitchen
prepping asparagus,
680
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,776
unless he wants to lose those
teeth he's spent a fortune on!
681
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,440
Go! Go, go, go!
682
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,216
- It's all about the bantz.
- [ Agatha chuckles ]
683
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,336
Keep 'em on their toes.
684
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,656
How can I help?
If it's a booking,
685
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,056
I'm afraid I don't have
anything before 2:30.
686
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,256
AGATHA: It's not actually.
687
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,576
It's, uh... It's
about Eirwen Jones.
688
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,256
Ah, Little Miss Heiress herself.
689
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,696
How is she?
690
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,456
She's...
691
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,176
Sorry. Did you say "heiress"?
692
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,776
Well, when I knew her,
there was talk of her
693
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,296
getting a share in
the family firm.
694
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,720
So? How is she?
695
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,416
Dead, I'm afraid.
696
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,176
Murdered, in fact,
and we just wondered
697
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,696
if you knew anything about that.
698
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,176
'Course not. Why would I?
699
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,216
Well, she was due
to get married,
700
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,416
and we understand
that was something
701
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,576
that you were planning to
do with her at one point.
702
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,416
Just wondered why
you called it off.
703
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,976
What business is that of yours?
704
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,616
CHARLES: Well, it might be
of some relevance, you know,
705
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,576
jealous former lover,
that sort of thing.
706
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,416
With a bit of a temper.
707
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:46,096
Listen, I haven't seen
Eirwen since we broke it off.
708
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,776
And I don't take
kindly to people
709
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,336
swanning into my restaurant
and accusing me of murder!
710
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,896
So if you don't mind,
there's the door!
711
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,800
You can shut it on your way out!
712
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,256
The manager remembered Eirwen,
but says her ex, Paul Abbasi,
713
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,096
quit suddenly six months ago
714
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,816
and didn't leave a
forwarding address.
715
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,200
No one knows where he is.
716
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,736
- Are you okay?
- What?
717
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,976
Yeah, yeah.
718
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,816
Just makes you
think, doesn't it?
719
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,696
Here today, gone tomorrow.
720
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,736
One of us could get hit
by a bus any second.
721
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,776
Or we could just
722
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,840
cross the road sensibly.
723
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,696
I can't help feeling for James.
724
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,896
I mean, one minute, your
future in front of you,
725
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,736
and then the next, it's
gone, just like that.
726
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,560
I guess we've just got to
live for today. Make it count.
727
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,336
I imagine that's why James
grabbed his moment with Eirwen.
728
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,936
You don't want to
get married, do you?
729
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,496
Me?
730
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,976
No.
731
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,456
- You?
- Oh, God, no!
732
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,016
I mean, can you imagine
spending the rest of your life
733
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,696
with the same person?
734
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,856
I can't say I've
given it much thought.
735
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,416
Yeah, me neither.
736
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,096
I mean, leave it
to the oldies, eh?
737
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,176
It's just a bit of
paper anyway, innit?
738
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,856
- Right.
- I mean, of course,
739
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,936
it totally depends
on meeting The One.
740
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,736
The One?
741
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,496
Whoever The One is.
742
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,800
I guess.
743
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,296
We should... We should get back.
744
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,896
Yeah, yeah.
745
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,856
Oh. Car's that way.
746
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,336
AGATHA: Oh, don't worry, Sarah.
747
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,176
I'm sure there'll
be other weddings.
748
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,176
Oh, I know.
749
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,936
I was just so looking
forward to this one.
750
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,936
For James, if nothing else.
751
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,736
- I'm so sorry.
- [ Sheila sighs ]
752
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,656
Well, I take it James hasn't
been able to convince Wilkes
753
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,016
of his innocence yet, then?
754
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,256
Not yet, but common
sense will prevail.
755
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,776
Eventually.
756
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,056
AGATHA: Well, he is still
a person of interest,
757
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,176
and it does beg the question...
758
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,176
What was he doing outside her
window in the wee small hours?
759
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,376
Probably nerves.
760
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,336
Only natural in the light
of previous incidents.
761
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,576
Oh, water under
the bridge, Sheila.
762
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,160
Oh, water under the bridge.
763
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,736
Late night, was it?
764
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,936
- It was, actually.
- AGATHA: Mm.
765
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,856
So where did you end up, then?
766
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,336
Nowhere. Just a little nightcap.
767
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,176
Wasn't a crime the
last time I looked.
768
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,256
Hm, life in the old dog yet, eh?
769
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,976
- [ Compact snaps ]
- No joy on Paul Abbasi.
770
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,656
Quit his job six months ago,
771
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,776
no forwarding address, but
we're looking into him.
772
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,296
- How did you get on?
- Well, we crossed swords
773
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,056
with quick-tempered Karim.
774
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,616
Charles spoke to
one of his cronies
775
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,856
who runs The Fiddlers and
said that he's all [Mutters]
776
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,376
All mouth and no trousers.
777
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,776
But what his big mouth didsay
778
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,416
was that Eirwen was gonna get
shares in the family business.
779
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,176
Hmm. I wonder what the
stepbrother made of that.
780
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,696
Probably not much.
781
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:48,296
Rhys and Monty aren't close.
782
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,336
Monty certainly doesn't want
him anywhere near the business.
783
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,616
And you know this how?
784
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,296
I-Instinct.
785
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,536
Hmm.
786
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,416
Well, I prefer "nosy," but...
787
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:02,456
So, if Monty was about
to cut in Eirwen...
788
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:07,096
It is his daughter, after all...
That would give Rhys a motive.
789
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:10,376
Okay, I need to go
and talk to Rhys.
790
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,776
So any other little pearls
791
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,536
you might want to share
with us about the Joneses?
792
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,040
Not really.
793
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,296
Just that they only
met five years ago,
794
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,176
moved here from Wales last
year to set up Go Nuts.
795
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,536
Got the impression it wasn't
really Eirwen's thing.
796
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,776
No?
797
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,216
Not the outdoorsy
type, I suppose.
798
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,376
But I reckon she's the type
799
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,496
that would write anything
down in a journal.
800
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,856
We need to find that diary.
801
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,496
AGATHA: Yes, we do!
802
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,736
So I want you to go
to the manor house,
803
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,536
have a little bit of a snoop
around, see if you can find it.
804
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,776
And would you just try and
distract Olivia and Monty?
805
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:49,576
Well, of course I can, if
it means helping my brother.
806
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,936
Oh, I'll come with you.
807
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,376
Nothing else to do now
there's no wedding.
808
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,080
Oh...
809
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,216
So, let me get this straight.
810
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,616
Your parents live in
a big old fancy house,
811
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,976
and you live here
on a little boat.
812
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,416
I prefer the company
of the roach.
813
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,576
They come here in their
hundreds, they do.
814
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,696
- Keep me calm.
- Very poetic.
815
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,616
Fancy the life of the
impoverished artist, do we?
816
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:22,920
RHYS: Prefer the
peace and quiet.
817
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,816
Only agreed to stay at
the manor last night
818
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,536
because of the
wedding that wasn't.
819
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,976
So where were you first
thing this morning
820
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,736
when Eirwen was shot?
821
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,456
In bed, obviously.
822
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,416
Obviously.
823
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,536
And can anyone vouch for that?
824
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,136
Nope.
825
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,120
Oh, hang on a sec. Maybe.
826
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,656
There was someone, I think.
827
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,576
I can't really
remember, to be honest.
828
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,176
Very convenient.
829
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,776
So, tell me, you and Eirwen
have known each other
830
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,376
for five years, is that right?
831
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,696
Not even that.
832
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,000
She wasn't around to begin with.
833
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,040
She was off traveling when
Monty and Mam got together.
834
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,496
She tipped up about
six months later,
835
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,376
a few months after
they got married.
836
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,216
The apple of her father's eye.
837
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,176
Is that why he was
thinking about giving her
838
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,160
a share in the company?
839
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,880
Didn't know he was.
840
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,456
Is that a fact?
841
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,936
Yep, it is. You need to ask him.
842
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,016
Well, I'm asking you.
843
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,456
You can't have been very happy
844
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,136
giving over a great big portion
845
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,496
of the company to
your stepsister?
846
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,016
[ Scoffs ] I've never been
bothered by all that stuff.
847
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,136
Not my thing, really.
848
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,080
I prefer to lose myself
in art and fishing, see?
849
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,296
I'm getting another
beer. Do you fancy one?
850
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,576
No, thank you.
851
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,936
Are you expecting company?
852
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,576
There's a rather
dubious-looking character
853
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,416
lurking at about 12:00.
854
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,456
Or 10 past 12:00.
855
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,496
I suppose it depends on
the way you're standing.
856
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,336
Over your left shoulder.
Over there. Look. Look.
857
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,816
Jeans and a hoodie.
858
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,536
Any idea who he could be?
859
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,256
Not a clue.
860
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,576
Only one way to
find out, though.
861
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,520
- Jeans and a hoodie...
- Hiya!
862
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,160
AGATHA: Wait! Hey!
863
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,040
Hey!
864
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,760
Sorry, sorry. Oh.
865
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,256
- [ Grunts ]
- Wait, wait!
866
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,720
- What are you doing?!
- Look.
867
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,160
[ Indistinct arguing ]
868
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,656
I got him! Got him!
869
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,120
Right, you...
870
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,776
You better start talking. Name!
871
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,536
Paul. Paul Abbasi.
872
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,736
Ohh, the second fiancé.
873
00:42:58,760 --> 00:42:59,936
Nice to meet you.
874
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,400
Agatha Raisin.
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