1 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:08,720 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 2 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,240 [ Paintball gun firing ] 3 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,840 [ Paintball gun firing ] 4 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,000 CHARLES: Aha! 5 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,120 AGATHA: Meet the Raisinator! 6 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,040 Oh, bum. 7 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,160 - [ Paintball guns firing ] - Ooh! 8 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,040 [ Sheep bleating ] 9 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,336 PHOTOGRAPHER: That's beautiful. Come a bit closer together. 10 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,896 That's it. Now straight to me. That's good. 11 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,336 That's it, Jamie boy. Give her a squeeze, why don't you? 12 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,056 Gwenu, will you? Gwenu! 13 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,616 JAMES: Uh, what does "gwenu" mean again? 14 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,456 It means smile, James. 15 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,976 PHOTOGRAPHER: That's right. Now, straight to me. 16 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,296 - [ Camera shutter clicks ] - That's good. 17 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,616 Isn't it bad luck to take wedding pictures 18 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,216 before the actual wedding? 19 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,736 Nonsense. 20 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,656 The sooner we get them done, 21 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,056 the sooner we get them on the website 22 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,576 and start advertising as a wedding venue. 23 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,736 Always thinking. See? 24 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,056 PHOTOGRAPHER: Stunning, stunning. 25 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,896 Your daughter's very beautiful. 26 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,536 She is. I'd do anything for her. 27 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,176 Got a father-of-the-bride chat lined up for later, 28 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,216 haven't we, Jimbo? 29 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,216 Oh, you needn't worry about James. 30 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,416 He'll take good care of Eirwen. 31 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:58,256 [ Chuckles ] I'm delighted he's finally met the right woman. 32 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,816 God knows there have been some false dawns along the way. 33 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,256 [ Dramatic music plays ] 34 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,336 [ Panting ] 35 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,176 [ Paintball gun firing ] 36 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,280 No. 37 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,256 Stick with me, kid. 38 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,576 TONI: I am. 39 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,840 Believe me, I am. 40 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,096 You're beginning to frighten me. 41 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,696 - Me? - TONI: Yeah. 42 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,296 AGATHA: It's just a harmless bit of fun. 43 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,256 You know, I didn't think I could get into this. 44 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:30,736 Didn't think it would be my thing. 45 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,456 Turns out it is! 46 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,136 Who knew? 47 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,760 TONI: Not the boys, that's for sure. 48 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,480 AGATHA: Come on. 49 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:48,056 Sorry, Bill. I've had to take one for the team. 50 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,536 [ Breathing heavily ] 51 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,136 - I think it's quite serious. - It's paint, Charles. 52 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,096 Hamstring. It always gives me gyp. 53 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,576 - First I've heard of it. - Yes, well, 54 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,360 I'm usually too brave to mention it. 55 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,136 [ Paintball gun firing ] 56 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,976 And Agatha's on fire! 57 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,096 She's like a woman possessed. 58 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,736 Whose idea was it to give her a gun? 59 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,896 Well, Eirwen thought it would be a good icebreaker, 60 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:14,336 to which you replied, "Marvelous!" 61 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,296 And what else? Oh, yeah. 62 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,896 That we'd give the lot of them a right good spanking. 63 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:21,576 Yes, well, on reflection it was perhaps a tad rash. 64 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,160 [ Twig snaps ] 65 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,080 What the hell is that?! 66 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:47,336 It was very good of James to invite me. 67 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,536 I feel like one of the fam. 68 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:50,976 Yeah, I wouldn't miss this for the world. 69 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,976 I told James I'm a busy man, but he would insist. 70 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,296 Making up the numbers. 71 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,040 [ Paintball gun firing, all gasping ] 72 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,416 - For God's sake! - I don't think any of us 73 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,736 are cut out for this. 74 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,456 - We could just surrender. - No, no, no! 75 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,456 We can do this. 76 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,696 Never give up. Never give in. 77 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,536 Never. Say. Die. 78 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,840 Come on! 79 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,520 [ Paintball gun firing, screaming ] 80 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:24,056 You don't think you're taking this 81 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,216 just, like, a little bit too seriously? 82 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,536 No, of course I'm not. 83 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,416 - Am I? - Yeah. 84 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,616 It wouldn't have anything to do 85 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,376 with James' impending nuptials, would it? 86 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,736 It's got nothing to do with his nuptials! 87 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,336 It makes absolutely perfect sense 88 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,376 that he's marrying into outdoor events. 89 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,216 You know, what with his whole army thing. 90 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,456 Agatha, I think it'd be understandable 91 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,256 if you felt a bit strange about it. 92 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,336 Listen, I don't feel strange about it. 93 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,016 There may have been a time I might have felt strange, 94 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,696 but right now I don't feel strange about it, okay? 95 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,920 Right, come on! Go! 96 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,576 Remember 97 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,016 stay together. 98 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,096 Stay in formation. 99 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,240 [ Whistles ] I've got visuals. 100 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,296 WILKES: I wish I did. 101 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,296 Well, aren't we outnumbered, though? 102 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,016 No. Wilkes doesn't count. 103 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,496 These hands, they are trained for battle, 104 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,656 so these arms can bend a bow or 105 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,816 something. Whatsit, Psalm something or other. 106 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,416 TONI: Someone's been talking to Sarah. 107 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,376 Yes, she gave me a right old pep talk. 108 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,640 Right, come on! 109 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,016 Let's do this! 110 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,040 [ Grunts ] 111 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,400 TONI: [ Laughs ] 112 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,440 - [ Paintball gun firing ] - AGATHA: Come on. Get in. 113 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,080 [ Breathing heavily ] 114 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,240 TONI: Why haven't you shot me already? 115 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,816 Well, I can't shoot you, can I? 116 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:03,536 Aww. That's well sweet. 117 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,816 That is the point of the game. 118 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,480 I know. 119 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,416 - Shh! - [ Twig snaps ] 120 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,496 It's alright. 121 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,176 You can come out from behind the tree. 122 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,376 You've got me. 123 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,016 It's a fair cop, copper. 124 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,856 WILKES: Got ya. Good one. 125 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,816 [ Laughs ] 126 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,056 Yeees! Copper... 127 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,416 [ Paintball gun firing ] 128 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,456 - Oh! Oh! Oh! - [ Paintball gun firing ] 129 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,800 No fair! Aah! Aah! 130 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,536 Toni. 131 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,376 - [ Paintball gun firing ] - CHARLES: I've got a gammy leg. 132 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,616 AGATHA: All the better to hunt you down then! 133 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,600 Remember Cyprus! Oh! 134 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,480 Here comes the Raisinatorrrr! 135 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,880 - Eat my paint! - [ Sheila screaming ] 136 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,376 I do not believe this! 137 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,880 Let's get you in the house. 138 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,696 Every time there's trouble 139 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,000 guess who's there. 140 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,280 [ Laughter, indistinct conversations ] 141 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,456 Well, how was I supposed to know it wasn't Charles? 142 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,136 - I was in the zone. - CHARLES: Hmm. 143 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,016 The wrongzone as it turned out. 144 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:30,456 Agatha, this is my first wedding as a vicar, and it's James. 145 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,776 I don't want any trauma. 146 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,536 I don't want anything to go wrong. 147 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,656 Trauma? Little old me? 148 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,376 I mean, what could possibly go wrong? 149 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,856 Apart from splatting the bride with paint 150 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,096 and shooting the groom, obviously. 151 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,216 James is staying with you, right? How's he doing? 152 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:46,856 Fine, until I mentioned the best man's speech. 153 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,376 Which is tricky, to say the least. 154 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,616 I mean, we don't know Eirwen. 155 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,336 It's difficult to know how to pitch it. 156 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,176 I mean, does she even have a sense of humor? 157 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,376 TONI: What about some Welsh jokes? 158 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,136 Absolutely. Well, they are going to honeymoon in Wales. 159 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,936 - Oh, are they? Ah. - CHARLES: Yes. 160 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,256 So I said to James, "What are you going 161 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,816 to do after the wedding?" and he said, 162 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,096 "I'm going to 'Bangor' for a fortnight." 163 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,736 Oh, that's so lovely! 164 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,896 Jez and I went there on our way to Llandud... 165 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,336 - No. - No. 166 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,856 - No. - Well, let's hope 167 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,376 that he gets to go on honeymoon this time. 168 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,160 It seemed to work out well for you, I recall. 169 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,936 Oh? 170 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,856 Iechyd da. She wants me. 171 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,136 [ Laughter ] 172 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,800 Oh. 173 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,776 - JANE: Gently does it now. - What's happened? 174 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,136 Now, before you go pegging your needle in the red zone, 175 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,696 there's been a bit of an accident, 176 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:39,976 but it's all sorted now. 177 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,776 What kind of an accident? 178 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:42,936 Is Eirwen okay? 179 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,216 She is. All fine and dandy. 180 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:48,536 James came off worse, so stop fussing. 181 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,720 - [ Breathing deeply ] - Deep breath. 182 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,000 Better? 183 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:58,176 Except I've the mother of all flushes and my head is raging. 184 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,696 JANE: I've made some special tea. 185 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:02,536 You just make sure that you sip it throughout the day. 186 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,576 Brilliant. 187 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,736 I don't know what I'd do without you. 188 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:09,136 - Spontaneously combust, I'd say. - Mm. 189 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:13,856 Now, the drinks are all here, unpacked and stacked. 190 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,416 Caterers fully briefed. 191 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,096 And the flowers will be arriving later. 192 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:21,736 As will the gorgeous lead singer of the band. 193 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,656 He said he wants to drop his kit off. 194 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,256 I said, "Don't you mind me. 195 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,936 You drop your kit off any time you like, my darling." 196 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,176 [ Laughs ] I don't know how you do it. 197 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,936 Not a list or an HRT patch in sight. 198 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:36,560 JANE: Well, I told you... Don't let the change rearrange you. 199 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,496 You know, I think it's best you see the doctor, 200 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:45,416 - just to be on the safe side. - Don't be daft. 201 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:49,296 It's like Monty said... It's age and stage. 202 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,976 Well, I'll pop this dress downstairs, 203 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,336 and then I'll be off. 204 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,960 Before you ask, it's all been sorted. 205 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,256 The energies are all wrong. 206 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,056 I've got a bad feeling about all this. 207 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,160 Nonsense. 208 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,960 Right now the only fermented drink you need is this. 209 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,896 [ Liquid pouring ] 210 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,720 Here's to tomorrow. 211 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,760 - Cheers. - Cheers. 212 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,376 CHARLES: I think you have an admirer. 213 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,776 AGATHA: Oh, I think you might be right. 214 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,656 No. Not him. 215 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,656 Him. 216 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,696 AGATHA: Oh, God help me. Not him again. 217 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:36,840 Agatha! 218 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,936 I'm not being funny, but I was absolutely tamping at first. 219 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,296 - Tamping? - Angry. Extremely, apparently. 220 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,856 I'm not gonna lie. Raging, I was. 221 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,416 But then I had a little word with myself, 222 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,376 and I thought, "Well, it was hilarious." 223 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,896 Did you? 224 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,776 Oh, I've been dying to meet you. 225 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,856 - Uh... - We're the same, me and you. 226 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,976 I can be a little bit tapped myself, and a bit chopsy-like. 227 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,496 Oh, well, she's chopsy alright. 228 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,576 Anyway, fair dos. Let's get a round in, shall we? 229 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,776 - Drinks are on me! - [ Laughter ] 230 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:17,096 Now, then, I've got these lush sashes for you all to wear. 231 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,080 There we go. One for you. 232 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,400 One for you. 233 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,816 Anyway, partyyyyy! 234 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,816 [ Women screaming ] 235 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,840 - WOMAN: Whoo! - WOMAN 236 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,696 [ French accent ] Sylvan Dubois. 237 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,856 - AGATHA: Oh. - Friend of Eirwen's, 238 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,016 business associate of her father. 239 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,536 I'm working with him on opening 240 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:44,136 an outdoor events site in Nantes. 241 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,296 - Oh! - CHARLES: Ah. 242 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,136 I introduced these two in Paris. 243 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,416 CHARLES: Ah, so it's all down to you, is it? 244 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,576 So, tell me, it's all very sudden, isn't it? 245 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,176 I mean, she's not, um, you know? 246 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,496 I mean, he's not just, you know, 247 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,616 doing the honorable thing, is he? 248 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,816 - Charles! - What? 249 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,256 Not at all. 250 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,576 I knew that it would be love at first sight, 251 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,496 and I was right... It was. 252 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,536 Cupid himself. 253 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,457 Sir Charles Fraith. 254 00:12:09,481 --> 00:12:10,976 Oh. 255 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,736 Agatha Raisin. Pleased to meet you. 256 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,456 Carsely's very own sexpot. 257 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,776 Oh, Charles, seriously, is that the best you've got? 258 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,016 Yeah, sorry. I'm saving all my best lines for the speech. 259 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,840 Ah, yes, theAgatha. 260 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,576 You and James were, uh... 261 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,056 Over a very long time ago. 262 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,616 L'histoire! [ Laughs ] 263 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,016 Ah, so you like history, too? 264 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:37,016 Eirwen has a PhD in it. That's what brought her to Paris. 265 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,936 - You? - Me? 266 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,696 No. History, no. 267 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:45,256 Probably more of a here and now, just sort of, you know, 268 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,096 be in the moment, that sort of thing. 269 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,336 - Charles? Yes? - Absolutely. 270 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,776 Lovely, isn't she? 271 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,856 - CHARLES: Yes, she is. - AGATHA: Yes, lovely. 272 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,376 I mean, who'd have thought it? 273 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,536 James bags himself a wonderful woman, and... 274 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,976 I couldn't be happier. 275 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,536 Mm. 276 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,680 [ Whispering indistinctly ] 277 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,537 [ Sighs ] 278 00:13:05,561 --> 00:13:07,776 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 279 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,936 Incoming at 2:00. Quick, quick, quick. 280 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,480 CHARLES: Let's get a drink. 281 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,016 Um... 282 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,056 [ Indistinct conversations ] 283 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,360 - [ Laughter ] - WOMAN: Oh, my God. 284 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,120 JAMES: That's the lot. 285 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,016 I can't wait till tomorrow. 286 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,920 Imagine... Mrs. James Lacey. 287 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,256 Do you promise to stand by me, James? 288 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,656 No matter what? Till death do us part? 289 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,016 Of course I do. 290 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,376 Promise me, James. Whatever happens. 291 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,800 - Do you promise? - [ Cellphone chimes ] 292 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:51,696 Oh, your dad. Still wanting our little chat. 293 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,160 Oh. Delete. 294 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,856 Now say you'll promise. 295 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,936 I promise. 296 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,536 What's this about? 297 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:04,016 I'm not a fan of wedding day surprises. 298 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,560 Everything alright? 299 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,040 I'll tell you after the wedding. 300 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,496 Right! This one's a banger! 301 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,816 DRUMMER: 1, 2, 3. 302 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,360 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 303 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:57,256 Look, if this is about the whole paintball splatty thing, 304 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,656 I'm sorry, okay? 305 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,376 It isn't. I just thought I'd say hello. 306 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,120 Oh. 307 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,337 Hello. 308 00:15:07,361 --> 00:15:09,160 [ Both chuckle ] 309 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,216 Everything all set for tomorrow then? 310 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,400 I believe so. 311 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,336 Are you 312 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,120 okay with it? 313 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,120 You know what? 314 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,536 I am, yeah. 315 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,496 I mean, Eirwen's gorgeous and lovely. 316 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:37,656 And what with mad Mary "Misfortune" and me, 317 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,176 how did you pull that one off? 318 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,680 I don't know. 319 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,696 Lucky, I guess. 320 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:48,280 Well, it's nothing less than you deserve. 321 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,656 This is your chance, James, for lifelong happiness. 322 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:58,656 Just don't mess it up like 323 00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,720 well, you know. 324 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,816 I won't. 325 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,240 I think I'm ready. 326 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,456 Thank you. 327 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,240 Well, there's no need to thank me. 328 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:18,096 Just out of interest, what are you thanking me for? 329 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,016 - For just being you. - Oh. 330 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,800 For being there 331 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,680 after everything we've been through. 332 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,936 The wedding that never was, "honeymoon" in Cyprus. 333 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,800 Yeah, well, I think the less said about that, the better. 334 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,936 We have been through rather a lot, you and I, haven't we? 335 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,080 Whatever way you look at it. 336 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:49,960 I think maybe it was preparing me for this moment. 337 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,096 Maybe I wasn't ready before. 338 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:58,320 To be honest, I wasn't sure I was ever going to be. 339 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,936 And then Eirwen came along. 340 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,656 And you decided to carpe that diem. 341 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,040 Exactly. 342 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,296 If you and I hadn't made a such a pig's ear of everything, 343 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,000 I wouldn't be here now. 344 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,520 So thank you. 345 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,720 My pleasure. 346 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,640 [ Eirwen singing "Myfanwy" ] 347 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,320 [ Singing continues, footsteps ] 348 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,200 [ Singing continues ] 349 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,040 [ Click ] 350 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,280 [ Singing continues ] 351 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,200 [ Gunshot ] 352 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,000 [ Blows ] 353 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,320 [ Chuckles ] 354 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,760 [ Laughs ] 355 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,080 [ Sighs ] 356 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,176 SARAH: "We're gathered here today..." 357 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,976 Oh. [ Speaks indistinctly ] 358 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,336 Okay. [ Breathes deeply ] 359 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,856 "Dearly beloved, 360 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:21,176 we are gathered here today to join this man 361 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,896 and this woman in holy matrimony." 362 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,960 Oh! Aah! 363 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,416 Charles, what in God's name are you doing?! 364 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,896 I have no idea. 365 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,616 I didn't marry anyone, did I? 366 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:36,376 Aw, my head is banging. 367 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,696 [ Laughs ] 368 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,816 That was a belting night, though. 369 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,896 Oh, and you, Charles. All that business with the wedding ring. 370 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,456 - Eh? What business? - The trick you did. 371 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,176 Pretending to swallow the ring and then using sleight of hand 372 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,696 at the last minute to magic it away. 373 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,240 It was insane. 374 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,096 Charles, you didn't swallow the ring, did you? 375 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,896 [ Scoffs ] Of course not! 376 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,896 [ Chuckles nervously ] 377 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,016 TONI: Oh, yeah. There was something else. 378 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,136 I can faintly remember you mooning 379 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,376 and dancing on the village green, 380 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,296 which might explain the loss of your 381 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,560 - trousers. - Trousers. 382 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,336 Oh, that'll serve you right 383 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,536 for playing kiss chase with Mrs. Boggle. 384 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,760 [ Laughs ] 385 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,600 [ Laughs ] 386 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,000 [ Humming ] 387 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,656 Ta-da! 388 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,816 Happy day of wedding! 389 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,296 - Pull out the... stopper. - [ Cork pops ] 390 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,016 And let's have a whopper. 391 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:53,976 Time to say goodbye to bachelor James and hello, wife! 392 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,816 So, tell me, how are you feeling? 393 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,696 Excited? Anxious? 394 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,456 - Ah, lovely. - AGATHA: Oh. 395 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,376 SHEILA: Thank you. Bottoms up. 396 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,656 Morning, all! 397 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,256 Ready, willing, and able and reporting for duty. 398 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,176 Good God! Who dug you up? 399 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,616 And where are your trousers? 400 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,880 Absolutely no idea, but it's perfectly fine because, uh... 401 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,000 Mm. 402 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,696 'Cause a big part of my role today 403 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,856 is to make James look good. 404 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,336 Oh, I think you're winning by a distance on that score. 405 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,000 As long as you've got the ring. That's all that matters. 406 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,216 Of course I have the ring. 407 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,160 It hasn't left my personage all night. 408 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,536 Oh, I should have brought more glasses. 409 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,216 We could have had the wedding right here. 410 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,400 Charles! 411 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,856 I've got some bad news, I'm afraid. 412 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,176 AGATHA: Yes, I know. 413 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,016 - Charles in charge equals chaos. - No, it's... 414 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,376 Goodness knows what his best man speech is going to be like. 415 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,416 Agatha! 416 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,936 Oh. 417 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,696 BILL: I'm so sorry, James. 418 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,400 There's been an incident. Eirwen's been killed. 419 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,800 [ Gasps ] 420 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,056 - [ Police radio chatter ] - This way. 421 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,480 BILL: Any new developments? 422 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,016 AGATHA: Are you okay? 423 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,216 Trying to be. 424 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,096 [ Breathes deeply ] 425 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,640 Have to be. 426 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,880 OLIVIA: Oh. 427 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,000 - I'm so, so sorry. - OLIVIA: Oh. 428 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,256 This is, uh... Agatha. 429 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,016 She's a private investigator. 430 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,096 She helps solve murders. 431 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,976 Whoever did this to James and, of course, to yourselves 432 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,296 must be brought to justice. 433 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,576 I couldn't agree more. Whatever it takes. 434 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,776 I just [Sighs] 435 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,360 I don't understand. 436 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,936 Why would anyone want to hurt Eirwen? 437 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,496 I have no idea. 438 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,896 I mean, had she fallen out with anyone recently? 439 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,456 Did she have any enemies? 440 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,456 Of course not. Not a bad bone in her body. 441 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,336 And how was Eirwen within herself recently? 442 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,656 She was the happiest I've ever seen her. 443 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,736 AGATHA: Did you notice anything unusual at all? 444 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,896 I mean, anything. Anything at all. 445 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,096 OLIVIA: No. 446 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,536 [ Gasps ] Although I did notice 447 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:29,096 someone skulking near the perimeter fence yesterday. 448 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,056 [ Voice breaking ] Oh, I'm so sorry. 449 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,136 It's just the shock, I guess. 450 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,920 Not to mention these hot flushes that are driving me mad. 451 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,136 The skulking man... Can you describe him at all? 452 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,656 He was wearing jeans and a hoodie, 453 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,056 so I didn't get a good look really. 454 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,800 AGATHA: Right, okay. 455 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,800 What about security footage? 456 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,776 MONTY: We don't have any here at the house. 457 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,656 Only at the site really. 458 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,976 Hang on. There was something. 459 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,736 Something she wanted to tell me yesterday. 460 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,656 Said it could wait till after we were married. 461 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,136 [ Liquid pouring ] 462 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,136 Any idea what that may have been? 463 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,576 RHYS: Probably about her track record, see? 464 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,176 AGATHA: Who are you? 465 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,536 And what track record would that be? 466 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,256 Rhys is my son. 467 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,376 MONTY: And I suspect he's referring to the fact 468 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,136 that Eirwen wasn't very good at making it down the aisle. 469 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,600 RHYS: She'd been jilted at the altar. 470 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,400 Twice before? 471 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,976 AGATHA: Really? 472 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,920 Did you know about this, James? 473 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,976 No. 474 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,896 Nothing. 475 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,336 She never mentioned it. 476 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,096 MONTY: That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 477 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,640 Make sure there was no funny business this time. 478 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,616 So what's happened? 479 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,736 She done the jilting this time then? [ Chuckles ] 480 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,080 She's been murdered. 481 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,080 RHYS: Huh. 482 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,736 You don't seem too bothered about it, Rhys. 483 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,656 Do you mind telling me where you were last night 484 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,976 and first thing this morning? 485 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,200 Um... 486 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,040 I have absolutely no idea whatsoever. 487 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,320 WILKES: [ Humming ] 488 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,200 - What have we got? - Oh. 489 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:28,016 That's the head and the body and the arms. 490 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,096 Now I'm just gonna do a little bit more of the hair. 491 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,576 I meant, do we know what happened to Eirwen? 492 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,656 Oh, that. Mm... 493 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,096 Oh, gunshot wound to the back. 494 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:40,016 Now watch and learn. 495 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,536 From the position the body fell, 496 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:47,376 I'd say the murderer was stood... here. 497 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,720 Too close. 498 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,120 Or here? 499 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,856 Possibly here? 500 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,840 Or behind that plant. 501 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,080 Mm. 502 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,296 We'll need the names and addresses of both her exes, 503 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,416 - obviously. - Why didn't she tell me? 504 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:33,056 Well, I guess she didn't want to put ideas into your head, 505 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,496 or you'd think bad of her. 506 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:40,496 No, nothing could be further from my mind. 507 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,040 I would never jilt anyone at... 508 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,560 She could have told me. 509 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:52,536 Why do you think her exes called it off at the last minute? 510 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,656 We don't know for sure. 511 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,496 We never really got to the bottom of it, did we, Monty? 512 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,816 Disappeared faster than rats deserting a sinking ship, 513 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,440 they did. 514 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,696 Tell me, what's the deal with Captain Santa Pants out there? 515 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,936 Not exactly rending his undergarments in grief, is he? 516 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:14,296 Rhys is Rhys. Law unto himself, that one. 517 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,736 OLIVIA: He means well. 518 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,016 He's just a little bit too laid-back for his own good. 519 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,576 He's identifying as an abstract artist these days. 520 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,456 One word for it. 521 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,456 How did the "abstract artist" get along with his sister? 522 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,560 Stepsister. 523 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,976 Monty and Olivia only got together 524 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,760 - five years ago, didn't you? - That's right. 525 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,056 Rhys is mine from my first marriage. 526 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,816 I'll get those addresses that you need. 527 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,136 Karim Khan owns a restaurant, 528 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,080 and Paul Abbasi works for a bank, I think. 529 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,136 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 530 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:04,936 This is definitely from whence the fatal shot was fired. 531 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,536 We've found the smoking gun. 532 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,576 As in the mysterious, shadowy clue 533 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,776 that will lead me inexorably to the murderer? 534 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,696 BILL: No, as in the murder weapon. 535 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,496 It's a gun with smoke residue 'round its nozzle. 536 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,240 It's in the greenhouse 'round the back. 537 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,616 - [ Door opens ] - WILKES: Aah! 538 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,160 [ Thud ] 539 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,720 Design fault. 540 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,976 [ Clears throat ] What kept you? 541 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,016 Don't shoot the messenger, but we're a man down. Charles. 542 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,176 Hangover from hell has kicked in. 543 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,616 Listen, I have had hangovers where my hair hurts. 544 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,296 I have no sympathy. 545 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,456 Now, I want you to talk to these people, 546 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,416 see if anyone saw anything, heard anything, comings, goings, 547 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,776 toings, froings -Yeah, will do. 548 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,056 - Has anyone checked her diary? - What? 549 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,536 TONI: Well, she had her diary with her in the pub. 550 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,256 - Really? - Yeah, she saw me looking at it, 551 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,976 and she didn't look too happy. 552 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,656 Very well observed! We need to get hold of that. 553 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,216 I'm just gonna take five minutes. 554 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,176 AGATHA: No, you won't. Come on, step to it. 555 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,616 Time is of the essence. Go, go, go. 556 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,576 TONI: Alright, alright. 557 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,000 James. 558 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,376 - I'm so sorry. - JANE: Oh, my goodness! 559 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,976 Who would do such a thing?! 560 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,656 [ Gasps ] It's unbelievable. 561 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,136 Who's that, and what the qu'est-que-ce-que-ça-que-ce 562 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,176 is she doing with the Frenchman? 563 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,696 JAMES: That's Jane. Jane Walters. 564 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,696 She's the help and general factotum. 565 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,536 I beg your pardon? 566 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,216 Housekeeper. 567 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,656 Salt of the earth and all-'round good egg. 568 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,960 Ah. Mm. Factotum. 569 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,136 Oh, my dear Lord, James. 570 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,160 Oh! 571 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,336 I have no words. 572 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,976 Which is unusual for me 'cause I'm a talker. 573 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,256 It's just utterly dreadful. 574 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,736 You must be Agatha. 575 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,336 I mean, we've had a couple of false starts wedding-wise, 576 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,456 - but this... - AGATHA: About that. 577 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,496 Did you get to meet any of James' predecessors? 578 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,976 JANE: No, none of us did. 579 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,176 Eirwen never brought them home. 580 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,496 I don't think Monty approved. 581 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,096 Then again, Monty doesn't approve of anyone. 582 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,456 Did Eirwen seem okay to you recently? 583 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,536 JANE: Oh, my sweetheart, yes. 584 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,016 Absolutely besotted, she was. 585 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,456 I've never seen her happier. 586 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,376 Elle etait follement amoureuse de toi. 587 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,176 That's very sweet of you to say. 588 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,376 Yeah, that's absolutely very sweet. 589 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:37,216 Well, I best get in. Olivia's nerves will be shattered. 590 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,336 Bless her, she's been struggling lately. 591 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,920 God knows what this will do to her. 592 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,216 What did he say? 593 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,760 That Eirwen was madly in love with me. 594 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,000 Ah. 595 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,216 So the caterers and florists 596 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,856 weren't there at the time of the murder. 597 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,096 And Olivia Jones confirms 598 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,616 that the diary went everywhere with Eirwen, 599 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,536 but doesn't know where it is now. 600 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,456 That diary, it could reveal a whole host of personal truths. 601 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,016 We really need to find it. 602 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,976 But check with Jane whatsit, see if she knows its whereabouts. 603 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,136 What with her being Miss Obi-Wan-Factotum 604 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,640 and all that. 605 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,136 Right, okay, suspects. 606 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,600 Where did you get those? 607 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,456 I just... What? 608 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,176 Just a few bits that I picked up along the way, 609 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,296 you know, as one does. 610 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:31,840 Right, anyway, let's start with the ex-fiancés. 611 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,216 Karim Khan. 612 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,496 Paul Abbasi. 613 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,496 Now, we have their work addresses, 614 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,976 so that is where we will start. 615 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,536 That will be our first port of call. 616 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,536 Stepbrother. 617 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:49,200 Hippie-dippie, horny-horse, arty-farty Rhys. 618 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,056 Clearly not that close to Eirwen 619 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,336 because he barely flinched when he heard about her death, 620 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,936 plus he is a shifty piece of shiftiness. 621 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,856 Right. The Frenchman. 622 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,616 He knows Eirwen, and he is way too good-looking for my liking. 623 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:05,976 TONI: He's way too smooth. 624 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,096 He's way too charming. 625 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,096 He's defo got an eye for the ladies. 626 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,776 Speaking of ladies, is, uh... Is Charles here yet? 627 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,216 Yes, never mind about Charles. We're talking about him. 628 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,616 Who is he? What do we know about him? 629 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,616 Hmm. Right. 630 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,216 Jane. All-'round good egg, apparently. 631 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,576 Big personality and, uh, 632 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,096 a little bit too close to the Frenchman, methinks. 633 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,496 Right, anybody else? 634 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,696 Hmm. The parents, I guess? 635 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,536 - The parents. - Surely not. 636 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,376 James, someone has killed the woman you were about to marry. 637 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,056 We cannot rule anyone out. 638 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,176 Now, how... how do we get in with the parents? 639 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:47,296 I don't know. Sheila gets on very well with them. 640 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,656 Great idea. Sheila can get in with the parents 641 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,176 because she gets right under people's skin 642 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,200 and right up their noses. 643 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,296 Okay, any more for any more... 644 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,496 WILKES: No need for any more of that. 645 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,456 We're here to make an arrest, 646 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,656 and it gives me no great pleasure 647 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,176 to tell you that the murderer 648 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,960 - is in this very room. - [ Laughs ] 649 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,056 WILKES: "Who is it," you may ask. 650 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,816 And I may answer 651 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,520 - j'accuse! - [ Sighs ] 652 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,520 Wait, Jack who? 653 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,576 Hey! Wait a minute! 654 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,856 Even by your own astounding standards of police work, 655 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,656 this is utter nonsense. 656 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,136 - Thank you very much. - [ Handcuffs clicking ] 657 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,616 AGATHA: Seriously, though, based on what evidence? 658 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,896 Well, actually, an eyewitness claims they saw James 659 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,416 at the window outside Eirwen's bedroom, 660 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,520 from which she was shot. 661 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,080 Yeah, have that, Lacey cakes. 662 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,280 Oh, it's nice. Who made those? 663 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,136 Mrs. Boggle. 664 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,416 - Just... get out! - [ Choking ] 665 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,840 Did she... 666 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,296 [ Loudly ] So, according to Monty, 667 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,376 the guy who runs this place, Karim Khan... 668 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,096 Alright, can you dial it down a bit, Agatha? 669 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,296 Well, he was engaged to Eirwen about 18 months ago. 670 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,576 Thoughts! 671 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:19,256 Or is your gin-soaked brain too delicate to cope? 672 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,336 Well, I'm not a fan already. 673 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,696 Far too much juson the menu. Fair-to-middling 674 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,440 - trying to be Michelin. - Oh, come on. 675 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,216 Ah! Mr. Khan. 676 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,896 KARIM: Not that fat-fingered culinary numbskull. 677 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,456 I'm theKarim Khan, 678 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,856 and this waste of space 679 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,336 should be in the kitchen prepping asparagus, 680 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,776 unless he wants to lose those teeth he's spent a fortune on! 681 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,440 Go! Go, go, go! 682 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,216 - It's all about the bantz. - [ Agatha chuckles ] 683 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,336 Keep 'em on their toes. 684 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,656 How can I help? If it's a booking, 685 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,056 I'm afraid I don't have anything before 2:30. 686 00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,256 AGATHA: It's not actually. 687 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,576 It's, uh... It's about Eirwen Jones. 688 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,256 Ah, Little Miss Heiress herself. 689 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,696 How is she? 690 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,456 She's... 691 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,176 Sorry. Did you say "heiress"? 692 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,776 Well, when I knew her, there was talk of her 693 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,296 getting a share in the family firm. 694 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,720 So? How is she? 695 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,416 Dead, I'm afraid. 696 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,176 Murdered, in fact, and we just wondered 697 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,696 if you knew anything about that. 698 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,176 'Course not. Why would I? 699 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,216 Well, she was due to get married, 700 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,416 and we understand that was something 701 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,576 that you were planning to do with her at one point. 702 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,416 Just wondered why you called it off. 703 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,976 What business is that of yours? 704 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,616 CHARLES: Well, it might be of some relevance, you know, 705 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,576 jealous former lover, that sort of thing. 706 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,416 With a bit of a temper. 707 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:46,096 Listen, I haven't seen Eirwen since we broke it off. 708 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,776 And I don't take kindly to people 709 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,336 swanning into my restaurant and accusing me of murder! 710 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,896 So if you don't mind, there's the door! 711 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,800 You can shut it on your way out! 712 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,256 The manager remembered Eirwen, but says her ex, Paul Abbasi, 713 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,096 quit suddenly six months ago 714 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,816 and didn't leave a forwarding address. 715 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,200 No one knows where he is. 716 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,736 - Are you okay? - What? 717 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,976 Yeah, yeah. 718 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,816 Just makes you think, doesn't it? 719 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,696 Here today, gone tomorrow. 720 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,736 One of us could get hit by a bus any second. 721 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,776 Or we could just 722 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,840 cross the road sensibly. 723 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,696 I can't help feeling for James. 724 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,896 I mean, one minute, your future in front of you, 725 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,736 and then the next, it's gone, just like that. 726 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,560 I guess we've just got to live for today. Make it count. 727 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,336 I imagine that's why James grabbed his moment with Eirwen. 728 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,936 You don't want to get married, do you? 729 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,496 Me? 730 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,976 No. 731 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,456 - You? - Oh, God, no! 732 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,016 I mean, can you imagine spending the rest of your life 733 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,696 with the same person? 734 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,856 I can't say I've given it much thought. 735 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,416 Yeah, me neither. 736 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,096 I mean, leave it to the oldies, eh? 737 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,176 It's just a bit of paper anyway, innit? 738 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,856 - Right. - I mean, of course, 739 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,936 it totally depends on meeting The One. 740 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,736 The One? 741 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,496 Whoever The One is. 742 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,800 I guess. 743 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,296 We should... We should get back. 744 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,896 Yeah, yeah. 745 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,856 Oh. Car's that way. 746 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,336 AGATHA: Oh, don't worry, Sarah. 747 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,176 I'm sure there'll be other weddings. 748 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,176 Oh, I know. 749 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,936 I was just so looking forward to this one. 750 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,936 For James, if nothing else. 751 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,736 - I'm so sorry. - [ Sheila sighs ] 752 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,656 Well, I take it James hasn't been able to convince Wilkes 753 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,016 of his innocence yet, then? 754 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,256 Not yet, but common sense will prevail. 755 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,776 Eventually. 756 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,056 AGATHA: Well, he is still a person of interest, 757 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,176 and it does beg the question... 758 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,176 What was he doing outside her window in the wee small hours? 759 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,376 Probably nerves. 760 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,336 Only natural in the light of previous incidents. 761 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,576 Oh, water under the bridge, Sheila. 762 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,160 Oh, water under the bridge. 763 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,736 Late night, was it? 764 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,936 - It was, actually. - AGATHA: Mm. 765 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,856 So where did you end up, then? 766 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,336 Nowhere. Just a little nightcap. 767 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,176 Wasn't a crime the last time I looked. 768 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,256 Hm, life in the old dog yet, eh? 769 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,976 - [ Compact snaps ] - No joy on Paul Abbasi. 770 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,656 Quit his job six months ago, 771 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,776 no forwarding address, but we're looking into him. 772 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,296 - How did you get on? - Well, we crossed swords 773 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,056 with quick-tempered Karim. 774 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,616 Charles spoke to one of his cronies 775 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,856 who runs The Fiddlers and said that he's all [Mutters] 776 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,376 All mouth and no trousers. 777 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,776 But what his big mouth didsay 778 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,416 was that Eirwen was gonna get shares in the family business. 779 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,176 Hmm. I wonder what the stepbrother made of that. 780 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,696 Probably not much. 781 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:48,296 Rhys and Monty aren't close. 782 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,336 Monty certainly doesn't want him anywhere near the business. 783 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,616 And you know this how? 784 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,296 I-Instinct. 785 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,536 Hmm. 786 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,416 Well, I prefer "nosy," but... 787 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:02,456 So, if Monty was about to cut in Eirwen... 788 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:07,096 It is his daughter, after all... That would give Rhys a motive. 789 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:10,376 Okay, I need to go and talk to Rhys. 790 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,776 So any other little pearls 791 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,536 you might want to share with us about the Joneses? 792 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,040 Not really. 793 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,296 Just that they only met five years ago, 794 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,176 moved here from Wales last year to set up Go Nuts. 795 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,536 Got the impression it wasn't really Eirwen's thing. 796 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,776 No? 797 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,216 Not the outdoorsy type, I suppose. 798 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,376 But I reckon she's the type 799 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,496 that would write anything down in a journal. 800 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,856 We need to find that diary. 801 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,496 AGATHA: Yes, we do! 802 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,736 So I want you to go to the manor house, 803 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,536 have a little bit of a snoop around, see if you can find it. 804 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,776 And would you just try and distract Olivia and Monty? 805 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:49,576 Well, of course I can, if it means helping my brother. 806 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,936 Oh, I'll come with you. 807 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,376 Nothing else to do now there's no wedding. 808 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,080 Oh... 809 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,216 So, let me get this straight. 810 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,616 Your parents live in a big old fancy house, 811 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,976 and you live here on a little boat. 812 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,416 I prefer the company of the roach. 813 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,576 They come here in their hundreds, they do. 814 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,696 - Keep me calm. - Very poetic. 815 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,616 Fancy the life of the impoverished artist, do we? 816 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:22,920 RHYS: Prefer the peace and quiet. 817 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,816 Only agreed to stay at the manor last night 818 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,536 because of the wedding that wasn't. 819 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,976 So where were you first thing this morning 820 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,736 when Eirwen was shot? 821 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,456 In bed, obviously. 822 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,416 Obviously. 823 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,536 And can anyone vouch for that? 824 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,136 Nope. 825 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,120 Oh, hang on a sec. Maybe. 826 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,656 There was someone, I think. 827 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,576 I can't really remember, to be honest. 828 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,176 Very convenient. 829 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,776 So, tell me, you and Eirwen have known each other 830 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,376 for five years, is that right? 831 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,696 Not even that. 832 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,000 She wasn't around to begin with. 833 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,040 She was off traveling when Monty and Mam got together. 834 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,496 She tipped up about six months later, 835 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,376 a few months after they got married. 836 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,216 The apple of her father's eye. 837 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,176 Is that why he was thinking about giving her 838 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,160 a share in the company? 839 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,880 Didn't know he was. 840 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,456 Is that a fact? 841 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,936 Yep, it is. You need to ask him. 842 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,016 Well, I'm asking you. 843 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,456 You can't have been very happy 844 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,136 giving over a great big portion 845 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,496 of the company to your stepsister? 846 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,016 [ Scoffs ] I've never been bothered by all that stuff. 847 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,136 Not my thing, really. 848 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,080 I prefer to lose myself in art and fishing, see? 849 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,296 I'm getting another beer. Do you fancy one? 850 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,576 No, thank you. 851 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,936 Are you expecting company? 852 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,576 There's a rather dubious-looking character 853 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,416 lurking at about 12:00. 854 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,456 Or 10 past 12:00. 855 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,496 I suppose it depends on the way you're standing. 856 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,336 Over your left shoulder. Over there. Look. Look. 857 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,816 Jeans and a hoodie. 858 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,536 Any idea who he could be? 859 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,256 Not a clue. 860 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,576 Only one way to find out, though. 861 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,520 - Jeans and a hoodie... - Hiya! 862 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,160 AGATHA: Wait! Hey! 863 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,040 Hey! 864 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,760 Sorry, sorry. Oh. 865 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,256 - [ Grunts ] - Wait, wait! 866 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,720 - What are you doing?! - Look. 867 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,160 [ Indistinct arguing ] 868 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,656 I got him! Got him! 869 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,120 Right, you... 870 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,776 You better start talking. Name! 871 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,536 Paul. Paul Abbasi. 872 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,736 Ohh, the second fiancé. 873 00:42:58,760 --> 00:42:59,936 Nice to meet you. 874 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,400 Agatha Raisin.