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Come on, Jake, slow down.
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Hurry UP-
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Melanie!
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We gotta get home
or Mom's gonna kill me.
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Wow, did you see that?
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1,001,1,002...
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- Answer the question!
- No!
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No, you won't answer,
or you won't marry me?
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Jake Perry, I'm ten years old.
I got too much to live for.
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Not that way, you don't. Come on!
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Wow! Cool.
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It's hot. Don't touch it.
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We'll be safe here.
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Says who?
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Everybody.
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Lightning never strikes
the same place twice.
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Why would you want to marry me,
anyhow?
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So I can kiss you any time I want.
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Oh, my God.
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Hi.
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That accent of yours is a lot thicker
when you're dreaming.
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How come y'all let me sleep?
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- Calm down. It was five minutes.
- What did I say?
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We're all getting big raises
when you become somebody.
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Did they kill Badgley Mischka.
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Laugh now, tomorrow it could be us.
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Not us, you. I just make the coffee.
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Thank you.
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Thanks for the long night.
I'll see you at the show.
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See you later. Get some rest.
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Andrew.
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Honey, there's a rose for every
moment I thought of you last night.
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You must be exhausted.
Knock 'em dead.
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I'll see you at the show.
It's gonna be great. I love you
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I can't wait to see you. Goodbye.
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OK, people we are officially late!
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- Melanie!
- Yes?
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This top is supposed to be neon
aubergine but it's all wrong!
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OK, don't panic. That's my job.
Put her on after Anouk.
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The light cue is yellow.
She'll look eggplant.
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Pan, it's wrong
because it's on backwards.
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Miss Dixie, I'm scared of you!
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Frederick, why are you here?
You're the competition.
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Competition? Please!
Our designs are pearls.
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Nothing comes between me
and my protegee.
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This is, after all, all about me.
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I love this. Stella McCartney's
gonna kill herself.
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Why do I feel
like I'm in Times Square, naked?
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You'll be fine. Seven years ago, you
were a debutante off the plantation.
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Now you're my steel magnolia,
with her very own show.
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Get out before you make me cry.
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Bonne chance.
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Secretary Hennings,
do you have a moment?
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Please tell me
he has a flaw somewhere.
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He asked me
to go to Ireland for Christmas.
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He's going to ask you
a lot more than that.
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You think so?
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- It's time, let's do this.
- Alright, we got to go.
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Places, everyone.
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Let's go. Line up. OK, don't smile.
No smiles, just smirks.
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Wait.
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OK, go.
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Honey!
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- Congratulations.
- You're amazing.
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- The flowers were insane.
- I want this day to be perfect.
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- God, what if they hate me?
- Critics hate themselves.
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Easy for you to say.
I don't have thick Hennings skin.
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No, you don't.
And that is what I love about you.
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I'm sorry. I have a meeting.
You enjoy it and I'll see you later.
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We've got that thing tonight
at Lincoln Center.
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- What thing?
- Fundraiser thing.
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Right. The thing.
With your mother. That's tonight.
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- I'm afraid so.
- OK.
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I am so proud of you.
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- Thank you.
- OK.
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- I love you.
- I love you, too. Congratulations.
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His meeting's running late.
He told me to take you inside.
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Where are we?
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- I'm so tired, Jimmy.
- Yeah.
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- I've just had it.
- He shouldn't be too long.
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Miss Carmichael, won't you come in?
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So, have you made a decision?
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- About what?
- Ireland.
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Ireland, honey?
That's four months from now.
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I was thinking
maybe...
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...2-300 guests, tops.
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For Christmas?
Are you on some sort of medication?
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What's going on? Where are we?
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Oh, my God!
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Melanie Carmichael,
will you marry me?
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Are you sure?
I mean, are you really sure?
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If you're not,
we can just go back to the car.
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- It's only been eight months.
- I never do anything rash.
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I never ask a question
I don't know the answer to.
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So at the risk
of being rejected twice,
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I'm gonna ask you again.
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Will you marry me?
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Yes.
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Pick one.
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- Mayor, just one shot.
- Over here, Mayor.
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- Where is he?
- Running late.
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Thanks to that Carbuncle girl.
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- Carmichael, designer, Southern.
- Whatever.
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Your Honour, how do you answer
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those who oppose
your street-improvement project?
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I suggest
they drive through Brooklyn.
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Maybe they'll disappear in a pothole.
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Sources say your son's
engaged to Melanie Carmichael.
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Do you have a comment?
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Trust me if my son were engaged,
I'd have a comment.
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- I thought you were tired.
- Jimmy, excuse us.
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I planned this for weeks.
This thing tonight is perfect.
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I can't wait to see my mother's face.
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- Come on, let's call your parents.
- No!
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I mean, not right this second.
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What I mean is, would you mind
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if we kept this to ourselves
for a few days?
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Mel, it'll come out sooner or later.
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I know but I haven't seen my folks
in about seven years.
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I just feel like I should
probably tell them in person.
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Of course.
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And I think I should do it alone.
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Mel, I'll have to meet them
eventually.
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I know. And they will love you.
Eventually.
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- Is it because I'm a Yankee?
- Well, that, and a Democrat.
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OK. Mum's the word.
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- No one will know.
- Thank you.
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Secretary Hennings.
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Hello.
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Have you told your mother
you're engaged?
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Sorry we're late.
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That lipstick doesn't suit you.
What kept you?
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- None of your business.
- What's going on?
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Tom, always a pleasure.
Good to see you.
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Melanie, darling.
So good to see you.
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Look at you, the belle of the ball.
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I hear your newline is good.
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Oh, yeah. Thanks.
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- Andrew.
- Yes?
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Melanie is wearing a skating rink
on an important finger.
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- I'd like to keep this...
- Oh, my God!
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You're engaged?
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..Quiet.
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I'm your first New York friend
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and I read about it
with 12 million other people.
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Sorry. She grabbed my hand.
What could I do?
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I know. We read about it.
Did you cry?
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Wouldn't you?
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One man for the rest of my life?
I'd bawl. Come and meet us.
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I can't. I'm in Alabama.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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He's loud, but he don't bite.
Shut up,hound
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Lie down.
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Come on, stay.
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How can I help you?
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Well, you can get your stubborn ass
down here and give me a divorce.
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Jake, I mean it. The joke's over.
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Let's finish this.
I've got a plane to catch.
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You're shitting me, right?
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I never understood that expression,
but no, I'm not shitting you.
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Look, it's even got these
idiot-proof tabs to make it easy.
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One copy for me, one for you,
one for the lawyers.
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What? Speak.
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You show up here after seven years
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without so much as a, "Hey, there,
Jake. Remember me, your wife?"
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Or, "Hi, honey. Looking good.
How's the family?"
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You expect me to say you look good?
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Did the Piggly Wiggly
run out of soap?
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They laugh at that up north,
or wherever you've been?
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You knew where I was.
And don't pretend you missed me.
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I missed you. But at this range,
my aim is bound to improve.
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Is that a threat?
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I've got a lawyer
charges $350 an hour.
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He billed me every time
you sent these back.
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I'm glad you got the message.
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- Shut up, Bear!
- Shut up, Bryant!
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What happened to Bear?
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He died. You weren't here.
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What are you doing?
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Leaving. You should recognise
the gesture.
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Could we try to keep
this as civilised as possible?
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Please sign these so I can go home.
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What do you know from home?
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I bet your folks
don't know you're here.
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That's my business.
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Honey, those people
are the only family you got.
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Don't "honey" me, honey!
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Get your butt back in that car,
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drive over and see 'em,
then maybe we'll talk.
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Jake!
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You dumb, stubborn, redneck hick!
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You won't sign these
cos I want you to!
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Wrong! I ain't signing
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cos you've turned
into some hoity-toity Yankee bitch
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and I'd like nothing better
than to piss you off!
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What are you doing
with Mo Slidel's plane?
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- That's my business!
- Fine!
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Fine!
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Divorce, my ass.
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Hey, genius.
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When you lock somebody out,
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make sure they don't know
where the spare key is.
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00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:24,145
Well, see,
that's the thing about hide-a-keys.
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It'd be nice if your wife
told you where it was.
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I'm not your wife, Jake.
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I'm just the first girl that climbed
in the back of your truck.
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But you're right.
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I have changed.
I don't even know that girl any more.
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Well, then, allow me to remind you.
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"Born into one of the wealthiest
families of Greenville, Alabama,
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her daddy's in cotton
and all that that implies."
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There is no listing for
an Earl Carmichael in Greenville.
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Her high school?
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No record of Melanie Carmichael
attending, ever.
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Jesus! Whatever happened
to responsible journalism?
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Something's wrong here.
Why would my son do this to me?
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Maybe he loves her?
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Please! This is classic rebound.
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He's hurt from breaking up with...
Who was it?
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Whitney Trusdale, lawyer,
San Francisco.
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Yeah. There was a match
made in heaven.
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Society, political family,
California.
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All those electoral votes.
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Get Andrew on the phone.
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We only have a small window
for the Secretary of Housing.
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Hold your questions
until after the presentation.
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See the look on my Mom's face?
I thought her head would explode.
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What'd she say?
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I should date women like Mel,
not marry them.
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- That's harsh.
- That's Mom.
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- Thank you.
- Thanks a lot.
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We hope to have
the Bronx Children's Hospital open...
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Speak of the devil. Hello.
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So, have you lovebirds set a date?
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I plead the Fifth.
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Try to keep your secrets,
I dare you.
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You're in a better mood.
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My approval rating
went up two points.
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The public likes to know
I'm a mother.
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- Always running for office.
- I'm only thinking of you. Say...
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Do you have the Carmichaels' number
down there in Greenville?
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I thought I should introduce myself.
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I'd like to meet them first.
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The press will be all over this.
Take it from me.
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00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,996
Happy couples don't sell.
247
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:52,252
If there are any skeletons in her
closet, we need to know about them.
248
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,549
You make clothes, right?
249
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,344
I design them.
There's a big difference.
250
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,013
You design anything with stripes?
251
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,641
You called the sheriff?
252
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,727
You know that old bastard hates me.
253
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,813
For good reason.
254
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:16,484
Well, hell's bells!
If it ain't Felony Melanie.
255
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,528
Wade?
256
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:23,700
Hot damn, girl,
do we miss you around here.
257
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,660
I saw poor Fuzz the other day.
258
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,621
You had to bring that up.
So, you're the Sheriff?
259
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:32,375
I get to frisk pretty things like you
and get paid for it.
260
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:36,462
Try and be more professional.
We got a crime suspect here.
261
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:39,048
You can't break into people's houses.
262
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:43,511
I didn't break in.
I used a key. My key.
263
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:48,683
It still ain't your house.
I'll have to escort you out.
264
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,310
Use the cuffs.
265
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:53,730
If you get him to sign these,
you can run me out of town.
266
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:57,191
- That's not your concern.
- What do we got here?
267
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,405
A bill of divorcement?
268
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:05,867
- You said you took care of this.
- I thought I had.
269
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,327
Obviously not.
270
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,912
If you are still married,
it's her house too.
271
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,832
This ain't nothing
but a domestic dispute.
272
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,043
He didn't hit you, did he?
273
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,128
If he did, I'll take him in.
274
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:20,840
We take that stuff
pretty serious nowadays.
275
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,846
No, Wade. Jake's never hit me.
276
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,099
You know what?
277
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:33,478
Every childhood memory I have
has you two in it.
278
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,147
Including the night
I lit my ass on fire.
279
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:39,817
Wade, Memory Lane is closed.
280
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:46,115
You two got a whole lot of catching
up to do. I'll leave you to it.
281
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:49,118
- I set you up with your wife.
- Sign the papers!
282
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:52,163
I can't do anything.
The law is the law.
283
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,499
She has done nothing wrong.
284
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:58,503
So shoplifting steaks
at Winn-Dixie is OK?
285
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,048
You know I took them back!
286
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,426
That vandalism at the stockyard?
Totally her.
287
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:08,596
Like I could tip a cow by myself.
288
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:12,642
Wade, isn't there
some outstanding warrant
289
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:16,771
for whoever dumped your
momma's tractor in the fish pond?
290
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,737
I have ten of these, then it's gone.
291
00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:28,991
So if you are loving this monster...
How many?
292
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,452
Eight? We have eight only?
293
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:34,288
If I could say that in Italian
I would.
294
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:40,670
9:15? Honestly!
Who could be calling at this hour?
295
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,799
Hello? Hello?
296
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,801
Hey, Momma.
297
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:50,972
Melanie, is that you?
It's so late. Are you alright?
298
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,598
L---
299
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:56,144
I thought I'd surprise you.
300
00:23:56,602 --> 00:24:00,690
This certainly is a surprise,
hearing from you,
301
00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:03,109
you being such a busy girl an' all.
302
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:07,029
I call people while I'm doing
the dishes or shelling peas.
303
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:10,158
- Oprah calls it multitasking.
- Momma,
304
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:14,036
the call isn't the surprise.
I'm in town.
305
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,038
Lord love a duck!
306
00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:21,502
My baby girl has finally come home.
Earl, she's in town.
307
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:25,089
If you're gonna repeat everything
she says, get off my chair.
308
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,508
- Momma...
- I'm just sitting here.
309
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,302
What happened to the sound?
310
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:31,929
I turned it down
to hear the phone ring.
311
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,639
Are you clairvoyant now?
312
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:36,476
It was so loud,
I couldn't hear myself think.
313
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:39,061
I heard it
at Joe and Merlene's house.
314
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,522
- Hello?
- I only get three minutes.
315
00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:44,192
You didn't need to call.
Just come on by.
316
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:49,864
Well, that's the thing. I was hoping
Daddy could come and get me.
317
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:57,079
So, what put you in jail this time?
318
00:24:57,288 --> 00:25:01,792
Jake and his big fat mouth.
It was just a misunderstanding.
319
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,003
Like that wedding I paid for.
320
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:06,464
I would hardly call that a wedding.
321
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,132
The boy was nervous.
322
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:11,511
He was still drunk
from the night before.
323
00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:14,430
- Can you blame him?
- Yes, I can!
324
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:17,308
I went to the reception
with puke down my dress
325
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,894
while he slept it off
in the Travelodge.
326
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:24,982
- You're still siding with that...
- I'm not siding with anybody.
327
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:28,194
- The boy's changed.
- Can we not talk about Jake?
328
00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:31,572
I know he's the son you never had
but I'm your daughter.
329
00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:34,450
Maybe you want to know
what's new with me.
330
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,703
OK. Shoot.
331
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,915
I met somebody.
332
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,043
And he's quite a catch.
333
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:47,296
He's really a great guy.
334
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:50,925
And I'm happy. Really.
335
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,348
Come to Momma, sugar.
336
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:00,768
Hey, Momma.
337
00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:06,607
Good land of the living,
you are skin and bones.
338
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:11,404
Don't I get a smile?
I know you got one in there.
339
00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:14,156
Let's not let all the bought air out.
340
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,081
Well, are you hungry?
341
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:25,251
You want me to reheat
some chicken fried steak?
342
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:28,212
- No, I'm fine.
- Sweetie, you look tired
343
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:32,508
Are you tired? Maybe it's the way
you're wearing your hair now.
344
00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:37,888
You've done a lot with the place.
345
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,807
Lord, listen to that accent.
346
00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:44,103
Sit in my good chair. Your momma
got me this Christmas before last.
347
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,480
When you were supposed to visit me?
348
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:50,067
I told you time and time again,
it just didn't suit.
349
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:53,279
Let me get you those tickets.
350
00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,700
Sit down in it. Sit down.
351
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,246
Now watch this.
352
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,294
I mean, isn't that quite the deal?
353
00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:11,964
There are hardly words.
How do I get out?
354
00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,135
Oh, my God!
355
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:20,097
Jake tell you he's thinking
of getting one?
356
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:23,726
I see your priorities.
Jake, jail and then home.
357
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,395
It was just unfinished business.
358
00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:29,315
Jake's doing alright.
Boy's going places.
359
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:32,318
Once upon a time
you were going places too.
360
00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,195
Here are your tickets.
361
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:38,824
These were a gift.
I'd rather you guys just use them.
362
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:47,583
I don't understand how you visit
every stupid battlefield in the US
363
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:50,378
but you can't manage
to visit your daughter.
364
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:52,463
The door swings both ways.
365
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:55,633
Don't get me started
on things I don't understand.
366
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:56,967
Here we go.
367
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,679
You wanted me to get away
and be somebody.
368
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,098
You shoved me in beauty pageants.
369
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:06,060
- I'm just saying, is all.
- What are you trying to say?
370
00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,437
Tell me what I can do
to make you happy.
371
00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:12,817
- Just make yourself happy.
- Done. We're there, alright?
372
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:16,153
I've made something of myself.
I have a career.
373
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,655
People want to be me.
374
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:20,991
And somebody loves me
and I love him.
375
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:31,335
Pearl, get us some of that
baloney cake out of the icebox.
376
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:39,802
Your momma's a complex woman.
377
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,304
I'm going to bed.
378
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,768
Goodnight, darling.
379
00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:54,525
You know nothing about her.
380
00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,736
Are you even sure who she is?
381
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,154
I love her, Mom.
382
00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:01,574
That's nice. But be careful.
You and I are different.
383
00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:04,368
Not better, not worse,
just different.
384
00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:09,206
We're in public life to serve,
so we have to set good examples.
385
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,000
Must you control everything?
386
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:15,379
Tell her I reserved the Plaza
for the second weekend in June.
387
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,257
We were thinking Christmas
in Ireland.
388
00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:24,597
I won't let some girl
talk you into getting married...
389
00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:29,310
She is not "some girl".
She's my fiancée, for Christ's sake.
390
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,607
You are just like your father.
391
00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:39,653
One minute, you're brilliant,
controlled, steadfast.
392
00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:43,324
The next, you're throwing it away
on some piece of ass.
393
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:49,330
Those are your issues, Mother,
not mine.
394
00:29:57,797 --> 00:29:59,381
OK.
395
00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:01,967
Hold on.
396
00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:04,678
You know what?
397
00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:07,973
How long does
a contested divorce take?
398
00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:11,185
18 months?
399
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:16,106
Mr Buford, I don't have 18 months.
I don't have 18 days.
400
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,859
That's just not going to work for me.
401
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:20,486
Yeah. Yes.
402
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:23,572
Don't see the likes of you
round these here parts.
403
00:30:24,073 --> 00:30:25,366
Mr Buford...
404
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:28,619
You look like sex on a stick.
405
00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:30,496
I have to call you back.
406
00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:33,249
Listen, why don't you just kiss my...
407
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,669
..ass! Oh, my God.
408
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:40,923
Get in the truck cos I don't do
that sort of thing on the street.
409
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,343
Your momma raised you right.
410
00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:47,596
What is that, Calvin Klein?
Very nice.
411
00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,891
Very good. I better back off.
412
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:54,144
I don't want to get you in trouble
with the little lady.
413
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,063
There is a little lady?
414
00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:59,567
I can't afford me, much less
some high-maintenance babe.
415
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:03,070
What about Cindy? You were hot
and heavy in high school.
416
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:06,615
She's a women's softball coach
in Nashville.
417
00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,495
That explains some questions I had
418
00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:13,956
about a game of post office
we played.
419
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,791
No!
420
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:20,754
I guess we all have our secrets,
Bobby Ray.
421
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:23,716
Yeah, we sure do.
422
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,095
But I read about yours
on the internet.
423
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:29,430
What?
424
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,016
I know about the cocks
in your henhouse.
425
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:36,729
God! Bobby Ray! You sure know
how to make a girl blush.
426
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:39,315
I gotta get back.
Are you in town for a while?
427
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:42,526
I hope not.
I'm just hitting the bank.
428
00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:45,613
- I better scram.
- Very funny.
429
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:49,033
- It was good to see you.
- Good to see you, too. Bye.
430
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,914
Hi, Eugene.
431
00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:56,790
How's your leg?
432
00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:59,835
It don't give me too much trouble,
Miss Melanie.
433
00:32:00,044 --> 00:32:03,464
Dorothea, I'm going to take my lunch.
434
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:10,971
Look what the cat dragged in.
435
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:15,893
Dorothea? My God, you've...
436
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:18,145
..lost 11Olbs, I know.
437
00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,816
Well, congratulations.
438
00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:24,526
Thanks.
439
00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:26,779
You don't have an ATM.
440
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:29,031
Them things. Russ won't get one
441
00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:32,826
because you lose personal contact
with customers.
442
00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:35,287
Yes. That would be tragic.
443
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:40,834
Wade said you and Jake
had quite the reunion.
444
00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:43,003
But that's just pillow talk.
445
00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:48,133
- Are you and Wade...?
- Going on three years.
446
00:32:48,342 --> 00:32:53,597
It ain't Tiffany's. But then
you can't believe everything on TV.
447
00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,016
I need a withdrawal from my...
448
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:59,603
- ..joint account?
- My what?
449
00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:02,272
Your joint account. With Jake
450
00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:05,901
From what I hear,
y'all are still married.
451
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:10,114
Why, yes.
452
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:13,617
Yes, we are.
453
00:33:57,453 --> 00:33:59,121
Hi, honey.
454
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:02,958
Looking good. How's the family?
455
00:34:05,127 --> 00:34:07,755
Cut the shit. Where's my stuff?
456
00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:11,550
What kind of wife
doesn't pick up after her husband?
457
00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,471
The kind that don't live here.
458
00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:20,100
I'm going to ask you one last time.
Where is the hide-a-key?
459
00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:24,480
I had the sweetest chat
with Wade's mom about her tractor.
460
00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,650
Nice to see you got your accent back.
461
00:34:29,651 --> 00:34:32,196
I stumbled across a few things today.
462
00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:35,574
Holy shit!
What happened to the stove?
463
00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:40,954
And where are them magnets
I had over here?
464
00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:47,461
What the hell is this? Chick food?
465
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:51,173
Lite beer. Less calories.
466
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:56,178
I tried to get a new bed but have
you been to the Sit 'n Sleep lately?
467
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,972
I'll have to order something
from New York.
468
00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:01,433
Whatever blows your dress up,
darlin'.
469
00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:03,435
Go ahead and spend your money.
470
00:35:03,644 --> 00:35:08,816
But, darlin', I thought you said
we should think of it as our money.
471
00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:16,532
Just a guess but I think the words
472
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:20,577
"joint chequing" are flashing
in your head right now.
473
00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:30,629
- How much did you take?
- All of it.
474
00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,297
Son of a bitch!
475
00:35:32,506 --> 00:35:35,175
You want a wife, you got a wife!
476
00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:39,304
Why do you have all that cash?
Why don't you invest it?
477
00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:40,973
If you don't get out...
478
00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,350
Sign the papers
and I'll give it back.
479
00:35:43,559 --> 00:35:44,601
- Fine!
- Fine.
480
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,146
Give me the pen.
481
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:50,482
- Why do you have all that cash?
- Give me the pen.
482
00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:55,028
When did you quit the tire factory?
Are you doing anything illegal?
483
00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:58,282
Maybe I am. So?
I don't ask about your boyfriend.
484
00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,909
Keep your nose out of my life. Deal?
485
00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:06,373
Who told you?
486
00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:10,627
Honey, just cos I talk slow
doesn't mean I'm stupid.
487
00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:19,928
Look,Jake“.
488
00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:24,141
Nobody finds their soul mate
when they're ten years old.
489
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,520
Yeah, I guess.
490
00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:32,274
I mean, where's the fun in that,
right?
491
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:50,500
I can't believe
you kept this all these years.
492
00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:55,380
Most people don't know
lightning does that to sand.
493
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,176
Mel, you know what?
494
00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:03,555
I just remembered
I got myself a hot date.
495
00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:05,807
Mind if my lawyer looks at these?
496
00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:07,768
- What?
- Hell.
497
00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:10,604
I'm just a simple country boy.
498
00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:13,857
There's words in there
I can't even pronounce.
499
00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:16,526
You might be taking me
to the cleaner's.
500
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:20,322
- The cleaner's? You?
- What'd this set you back?
501
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:23,992
More than you make in a month.
Sign the damn papers!
502
00:37:25,661 --> 00:37:29,748
Nah, but thanks for stopping by.
503
00:37:56,942 --> 00:38:00,779
- I love you, I love you, I love you.
- Are you sitting down?
504
00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:02,406
Why? Bad news?
505
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:05,575
I picked up New York magazine.
And I quote,
506
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,787
"That cool breath of fresh air
at Fashion Week
507
00:38:08,996 --> 00:38:12,708
was the soon-to-be household name
of Melanie Carmichael."
508
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:16,211
"Fashion insiders
have labelled her the next big one."
509
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:21,008
Oh, my God! The next big one?
510
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:24,803
God, honey, I needed that
almost as much as I need you.
511
00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:27,306
What is that noise?
512
00:38:28,265 --> 00:38:31,268
- The sound of my past.
- Have fun.
513
00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:33,061
OK, bye.
514
00:38:47,451 --> 00:38:49,328
Batten down the hatches, boys!
515
00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:54,875
Trouble just walked in, disguised
as my favourite daughter-in-law.
516
00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:58,670
Drive that pretty face over here
and give me a hug.
517
00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:01,173
Soon to be ex-daughter-in-law.
518
00:39:02,883 --> 00:39:05,927
- Who's the lucky guy?
- His name is Andrew.
519
00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:09,097
- He's in politics.
- He's got my vote.
520
00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:11,558
Good to see you, baby girl.
521
00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:16,355
Give this lady whatever she wants!
I'll catch up with you later.
522
00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:23,737
I'll have a Grey Goose martini,
two olives, dirty.
523
00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:30,452
Oh, my God! Melanie!
524
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:36,625
- Lurlynn?
- Yes! Oh, my God!
525
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:41,171
Look at you, all fancy,
like you stepped out of a magazine.
526
00:39:41,505 --> 00:39:45,258
Well, thank you. Look at you.
527
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:48,261
You have a baby. In a bar.
528
00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:50,389
Hell, I got three more at home.
529
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:54,309
This one's still on the tit,
so I can cart him anywhere.
530
00:39:54,518 --> 00:39:55,560
Right.
531
00:39:55,769 --> 00:39:58,855
I almost bought that exact same top
the other day.
532
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:04,361
But Clinton would kill me if I spent
30 bucks on a sweater thing.
533
00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:08,532
That Jaclyn Smith
knows what she's doing.
534
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:12,577
Actually, it's mine.
Bergdorf just picked it up.
535
00:40:15,831 --> 00:40:17,749
I design clothes now.
536
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:23,880
Now that you mention it,
I'm pretty sure I heard that.
537
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:26,174
So, do you know Jaclyn Smith?
538
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:33,098
Mind if I join you?
539
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:37,436
- Actually, we do.
- You must be Jake's hot date.
540
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:38,937
I'm Starr.
541
00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:42,065
I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty
Yankee bitch wife,
542
00:40:42,274 --> 00:40:45,527
whom he won't divorce,
even though I'm engaged.
543
00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:48,572
Hot dog, Jake,
look at the size of that thing!
544
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:52,325
Honey, why don't you get us
a couple of drinks?
545
00:40:52,534 --> 00:40:54,077
OK.
546
00:40:56,455 --> 00:40:58,707
Is that a martini?
547
00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:04,087
Not me and her "us", you and I "us".
548
00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,515
Why do you make me
be mean to you?
549
00:41:15,724 --> 00:41:19,352
Do you want to be humiliated
in front of all your friends?
550
00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:22,522
Come on, Mel.
We were your friends too.
551
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:26,485
- Well, lookee, lookee, lookee.
- Hot damn!
552
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:30,989
Well, well, well. If it isn't
the two groomsmen of the apocalypse.
553
00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:37,245
Hey, Eldon. Are you hungry?
554
00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:39,164
I'm starving, Clinton.
555
00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:41,124
No, don't you dare!
556
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,585
I could use a Melanie sandwich!
557
00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:47,172
- Just like old times.
- Get your hands off me!
558
00:41:48,465 --> 00:41:53,470
No! Not like old times, alright?
Times have changed.
559
00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:56,973
No more Melanie sandwich,
no more Melanie taco,
560
00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:58,892
and no more Melanie corndog.
561
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,019
- Sure.
- We're just playing.
562
00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:03,271
Guys, let's play some pool.
563
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,775
You can't find a cue,
just pull the one shoved up her ass.
564
00:42:13,907 --> 00:42:17,202
I can't believe you still wear
that same stupid hat.
565
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:20,539
Well, I just about got it broken in.
566
00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:22,499
Now, sit your bony ass down
567
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:26,336
and watch me teach Jake here
how to lose at pool.
568
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,422
That's the thing.
569
00:42:29,631 --> 00:42:33,802
I'm not really a watch-and-see
kind of girl, am I, Jake?
570
00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:45,438
Come on, Bobby Ray, you got it.
571
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,358
Bobby Ray...
572
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:55,907
Don't blow this one, OK?
Alright, baby?
573
00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:58,493
You can take the girl
out of the honky tonk
574
00:42:58,702 --> 00:43:01,871
but you can't take
the honky tonk out of the girl.
575
00:43:02,831 --> 00:43:08,920
So, Jake are you going
to divorce this girl or what?
576
00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:12,716
Well, she waited seven years.
577
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:17,053
A couple more days won't kill her.
Unfortunately.
578
00:43:17,721 --> 00:43:20,849
- Like it'll make a difference.
- You never know.
579
00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:23,560
You might be interested
to know that Jake...
580
00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:26,396
Let her think what she wants.
581
00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:29,357
She made up her mind about me
a long time ago.
582
00:43:29,566 --> 00:43:31,192
Some things never change.
583
00:43:33,028 --> 00:43:34,487
Like Eldon here.
584
00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:37,657
He never could get his balls
in the right pocket.
585
00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:42,245
OK, Jake. It's you and Mel.
586
00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:45,248
Clutch time.
Just like state playoffs.
587
00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:47,584
We're down by six.
Seven seconds to go.
588
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,754
We need that beautiful 52-yard bomb!
589
00:43:54,174 --> 00:43:58,094
- Remember that, Mel?
- How could I forget'?
590
00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,972
That was the night
Jake got me pregnant.
591
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:04,976
Why don't you just go public
with that shit?
592
00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:09,731
Come on. It's not like
anybody can keep a secret here.
593
00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:14,486
- Except for Bobby Ray.
- Now, what did I ever do to you?
594
00:44:14,694 --> 00:44:20,033
You never did anything to me,
darling. Or any other girl in town.
595
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:22,661
Melanie, what is wrong with you?
596
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:25,372
- What do you mean?
- She's just unhappy.
597
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:29,584
I would be too if Women's Wear
Daily called me "less than mediocre".
598
00:44:33,755 --> 00:44:35,632
WW don't you go to a gay bar?
599
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:42,263
Now what would B Ray do
in a gay bar?
600
00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:54,734
Well...
601
00:44:57,404 --> 00:44:59,531
I've had enough fun for one night.
602
00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:03,743
Come on, I was just kidding.
603
00:45:05,495 --> 00:45:09,499
Stella! How about another round
of drinks for my friends here?
604
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:11,418
Honey, you've had enough.
605
00:45:14,796 --> 00:45:18,091
You know what? I think you're right.
606
00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:21,428
I have had enough.
607
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:25,140
I mean, how do you people
live like this?
608
00:45:25,348 --> 00:45:27,142
That's it, that's it.
609
00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:30,061
Did you know
there's a world out there
610
00:45:30,270 --> 00:45:34,816
that has nothing to do
with chitlins and children or beer?
611
00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:37,652
I liked her better
when she was crazy.
612
00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:38,903
Jake.
613
00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:42,615
Why do you treat them
like something you stepped in?
614
00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:45,285
- You asked for it!
- I asked for it?
615
00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:47,287
You show up, steal my money
616
00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:51,332
then insult my friends,
acting like you're better than them!
617
00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:55,503
I am better than them!
And you stole my pen.
618
00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:58,214
- That's all that matters to you.
- Thank you.
619
00:45:58,423 --> 00:46:01,468
The money, the labels, the shoes.
You're pathetic!
620
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:05,138
Like you're going places.
I am, as soon as I get my keys.
621
00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:08,141
- No, you don't.
- Give me my purse!
622
00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:11,728
You want to kill yourself,
you do it somewhere else. There.
623
00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:15,523
At least I'm doing something.
So what if you can't play football?
624
00:46:15,732 --> 00:46:18,526
- Get a new dream. I did.
- Get in the truck now.
625
00:46:18,735 --> 00:46:20,111
Alright!
626
00:46:26,326 --> 00:46:29,120
I guess the date's over?
627
00:46:30,246 --> 00:46:32,665
Do me a favour. Follow us home.
628
00:46:44,636 --> 00:46:46,596
Evening, Earl.
629
00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:48,473
Evening, Jake.
630
00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:51,518
- Pearl.
- Jake.
631
00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:45,697
Listen, Pearl, go easy on her.
We don't want another seven years.
632
00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:51,870
We were wondering
when we'd see you.
633
00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:58,710
Christ Almighty, Daddy, how will I
explain you in New York City?
634
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:03,798
History's history.
No use sweeping it under the rug.
635
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:10,513
- Wish me luck.
- Go get them Yankees.
636
00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:15,393
People need a passport
to come down here.
637
00:48:35,371 --> 00:48:37,790
Bryant, where is he?
638
00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:48,676
Come here. Come on.
639
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:54,390
Come on. Bryant, come on.
640
00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:57,518
What's she doing here?
641
00:48:58,895 --> 00:49:01,022
I thought you'd be gone.
642
00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:04,150
I put the money back.
643
00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:12,283
Thanks. Saves me
from bouncing a lot of checks.
644
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,120
Can he swim?
645
00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:18,581
Doesn't look like it.
646
00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,794
I like what you did, though.
647
00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:26,339
To the house.
Should help it sell quicker.
648
00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:27,840
Are you moving?
649
00:49:29,050 --> 00:49:34,347
Well, I've been spending
a lot of my time in Tuscaloosa, so...
650
00:49:36,057 --> 00:49:40,144
- How deep is that water?
- About eight feet.
651
00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:49,237
Look, Mel, I signed your papers.
652
00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:56,077
I never meant to hurt you
or anybody else for that matter.
653
00:49:56,995 --> 00:50:00,957
I just came out here
to say thank you.
654
00:50:04,627 --> 00:50:07,088
You might want
to move out of the way.
655
00:50:08,965 --> 00:50:10,425
You can't just leave!
656
00:50:12,176 --> 00:50:14,137
Sure I can.
657
00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:18,933
- You want to come?
- Where are you going?
658
00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:27,066
I want to show you something.
659
00:50:29,569 --> 00:50:33,823
- I can't.
- Can't or won't?
660
00:50:35,408 --> 00:50:36,534
Both.
661
00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:39,162
The girl I knew used to be fearless.
662
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:41,873
The girl you knew didn't have a life.
663
00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:47,420
You better get on with it then.
Come on, Bryant.
664
00:50:49,464 --> 00:50:51,549
Come on, boy, get in here.
665
00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:09,692
Do you know
Bobby Ray Bailey's address?
666
00:51:09,901 --> 00:51:11,944
813 Lafayette.
667
00:51:14,781 --> 00:51:16,365
You don't remember me.
668
00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:22,163
I remember you just fine. You used
to steal catfish from my pond.
669
00:51:24,457 --> 00:51:27,251
Yes, sir. I did that.
670
00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:30,004
I'm sorry.
671
00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:36,219
On weekends, Bobby Ray
goes to the Carmichael plantation.
672
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:39,847
Visits with Colonel Murphy,
it being tourist season.
673
00:51:40,056 --> 00:51:41,432
Thank you.
674
00:51:54,070 --> 00:51:57,657
- Yes?
- Hi. I'm Melanie Carmi...
675
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:02,286
Melanie Smooter.
676
00:52:02,495 --> 00:52:04,539
I'm here to see Bobby Ray.
677
00:52:06,874 --> 00:52:10,211
If he's alive, he's out back.
Come on.
678
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:15,424
They're out here somewhere.
Watch your step.
679
00:52:21,973 --> 00:52:23,808
Bobby Ray?
680
00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:26,519
Melanie?
Don't move!
681
00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:36,154
Hot damn!
682
00:52:37,155 --> 00:52:38,823
Hold your fire, sir.
683
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:47,248
We weren't aiming for you but I
doubt I'd have gone to your funeral.
684
00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:52,879
I guess I wouldn't blame you.
685
00:52:58,176 --> 00:53:00,887
I'd forgotten how beautiful
this place was.
686
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,891
It doesn't take much
to forget things, does it'?
687
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:09,228
- Bobby Ray, it's not like that.
- I'll tell you what it's not like.
688
00:53:09,979 --> 00:53:12,732
It's not like Jake's the only one
you run out on.
689
00:53:15,568 --> 00:53:17,361
I'm so sorry I outed you.
690
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:22,783
I guess I figured
if I was pointing at you then...
691
00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:26,120
..nobody would see through me.
692
00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:28,873
Bobby Ray!
693
00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:30,499
I can't find the fuse!
694
00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:38,716
I should go before he kills himself.
695
00:53:46,349 --> 00:53:48,017
Bye.
696
00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:01,781
Afternoon.
697
00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:03,449
Can I help you?
698
00:54:03,658 --> 00:54:05,660
Barry Lowenstein, New York Post.
699
00:54:07,328 --> 00:54:09,538
Oh, boy. Am I glad to see you.
700
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:15,169
I'll tell you, it's definitely
another world down here.
701
00:54:15,378 --> 00:54:17,421
- Did you say the Post?
- Yes.
702
00:54:17,630 --> 00:54:20,424
I was hoping to interview you
and your family.
703
00:54:20,633 --> 00:54:23,135
Maybe a few pictures,
if you don't mind.
704
00:54:23,344 --> 00:54:28,516
No. I mean, yes, I do. Mind.
They're not here.
705
00:54:30,101 --> 00:54:32,728
This is just as you described it.
706
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:36,023
It must have been amazing
growing up here.
707
00:54:37,233 --> 00:54:38,484
Like a fantasy.
708
00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:43,739
- Could I take a quick look inside?
- I'm on my way out.
709
00:54:44,824 --> 00:54:48,661
- I'll come back then.
- OK, but just a peek.
710
00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:53,207
This is it. Home, sweet home.
711
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,795
How old is this place?
712
00:54:58,004 --> 00:55:02,091
It was built
by my great-great-great-grandfather.
713
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:04,176
Charles Carmichael, in 1853.
714
00:55:04,385 --> 00:55:08,514
Boy. I bet you slid down
this bannister a time or two.
715
00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:13,060
And over here, we have the...
716
00:55:15,938 --> 00:55:19,150
..kitchen. But who hasn't seen
one of those? Over here.
717
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,042
This is my favourite room.
718
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:40,713
It was part of the...
Underground Railroad.
719
00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:43,215
Why are we whispering?
720
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:46,510
The whole place is haunted.
721
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:48,763
By ghosts of...
722
00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:51,891
..Civil War soldiers.
723
00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:06,197
Dang Confederate buttons!
724
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,950
No wonder we lost the war.
725
00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:14,330
Was that one of them?
726
00:56:15,414 --> 00:56:17,208
Melanie?
727
00:56:18,334 --> 00:56:22,421
- What are you doing in the closet?
- Barry Lowenstein, New York Post.
728
00:56:22,630 --> 00:56:25,716
Miss Carmichael was showing me
around the plantation.
729
00:56:27,927 --> 00:56:31,597
Mr Lowenstein is writing a piece
on the family,
730
00:56:31,806 --> 00:56:34,558
since I'm marrying the mayor's son
and all.
731
00:56:34,767 --> 00:56:37,228
I had no idea. Isn't that something?
732
00:56:39,105 --> 00:56:40,147
Yeah.
733
00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:45,820
A plantation by any other name
is just a farm.
734
00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:49,115
But it does roll off the tongue
a little sweeter.
735
00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:54,495
Miss Melanie forgot her manners.
I'm Bobby Ray.
736
00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:56,080
Her cousin.
737
00:56:58,666 --> 00:56:59,708
Charmed.
738
00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:07,633
The Yankees tried to destroy
our metal-forming capabilities
739
00:57:07,842 --> 00:57:11,178
by placing barrels of powder
underneath the anvils.
740
00:57:11,387 --> 00:57:15,141
All they managed to do was blow 'em
sky-high for a few seconds.
741
00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:21,313
In honour of that act of stupidity,
we recreate it for the tourists.
742
00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:33,993
What the hell was that?
743
00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:35,244
Grandpa!
744
00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:40,082
This here's Barry. He's doing
an article on Melanie's wedding.
745
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:43,169
Never heard of her!
746
00:57:51,552 --> 00:57:53,429
Thanks!
747
00:57:57,892 --> 00:58:01,020
Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?
748
00:58:02,021 --> 00:58:05,149
- Bobby Ray!
- Oh, go back to New York.
749
00:58:58,118 --> 00:58:59,995
I'm sorry about what I said.
750
00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:03,749
- Really sorry.
- Oh, well... Forget it.
751
00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:11,298
OK, y'all. You need to eat and be
quiet. We're gonna have us a visit.
752
00:59:25,354 --> 00:59:28,816
You know, he went up there.
753
00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:34,071
Who? Jake? When?
754
00:59:35,197 --> 00:59:37,825
About a year after you left.
755
00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:40,995
He don't know I know.
But Clinton let it slip once.
756
00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:44,540
- Jake was in New York?
- He'd never seen anything like it.
757
00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:50,921
He realised straight off he'd need
more than an apology to win you back.
758
00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:56,176
He needed to conquer the world first.
He's been trying ever since.
759
00:59:56,969 --> 00:59:59,305
That's why he kept sending
the papers back.
760
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:01,265
Yeah.
761
01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:06,395
It's funny how things don't work out.
762
01:00:08,397 --> 01:00:10,482
It's funny how they do.
763
01:00:53,025 --> 01:00:57,071
Look who I found by the parking lot,
hesitant to join us.
764
01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:03,661
Anybody think of anything in here
that might bother Bobby Ray?
765
01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:05,537
Clinton's breath?
766
01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:12,252
- You still the same Bobby Ray?
- Last time I checked, yeah.
767
01:01:12,461 --> 01:01:15,673
Well, then, let me buy you a drink.
768
01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:18,342
You're really not my type.
769
01:01:25,766 --> 01:01:28,352
Honey, you drink that from the top.
770
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,897
I'm just looking to see
who makes this Deep South Glass.
771
01:01:32,106 --> 01:01:35,192
I wonder if you can get it
in New York. It's beautiful.
772
01:01:35,401 --> 01:01:36,860
Jake!
773
01:01:37,069 --> 01:01:41,740
Mel wants to know where she can find
some of that snooty-falooty glass.
774
01:01:41,949 --> 01:01:44,535
- Why ask me?
- I don't know.
775
01:01:44,743 --> 01:01:46,578
Maybe because you're...
776
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:50,374
You're all spiffed up and all.
777
01:01:50,582 --> 01:01:52,626
Am I missing something?
778
01:01:53,293 --> 01:01:55,379
Let's show some respect, folks.
779
01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:09,309
Jake, when was the last time you
pushed me around the dance floor?
780
01:02:09,518 --> 01:02:11,437
Clinton has got two left feet.
781
01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:15,149
Well, Miss Taylor, I'd be honoured.
Let's do it.
782
01:02:15,357 --> 01:02:17,192
Come on, Mel! Get out here!
783
01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:20,279
Aren't you the Lord of the Dance?
784
01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:25,409
I ain't as clumsy as I look.
She just can't keep time.
785
01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:27,661
You might have to prove that to me.
786
01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:45,345
He's pretty good. It might be you.
787
01:02:45,554 --> 01:02:48,098
The hell you say! Let me at him.
788
01:02:52,186 --> 01:02:54,688
Look at them two, welded together.
789
01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:58,025
Why do they fight it'?
790
01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,239
Maybe we could just talk.
791
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:26,762
Come on. Let's go to the roadhouse.
792
01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:28,138
Nah.
793
01:03:28,347 --> 01:03:31,433
Let's drive to Fairview
and bowl a few frames.
794
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:36,313
- I don't think so.
- Want to go arrest somebody?
795
01:03:39,858 --> 01:03:42,444
- I know this great place where...
- No!
796
01:03:50,536 --> 01:03:52,621
Y'all, I think I'm gonna
call it a night.
797
01:04:31,577 --> 01:04:33,662
Hey there, boy.
798
01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:36,456
Sorry it took me so long.
799
01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:40,460
I'd have come sooner
if I'd known you were sick.
800
01:04:45,424 --> 01:04:47,718
Actually, that's probably not true.
801
01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:53,265
I've been pretty selfish lately.
802
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:58,770
Dogs don't know anything about that,
do they, though?
803
01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:05,152
You were always like
a big old pillow.
804
01:05:09,323 --> 01:05:11,825
When everything went pear-shaped...
805
01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:18,290
..you never left my side.
806
01:05:24,338 --> 01:05:26,840
And then I just left you.
807
01:05:34,348 --> 01:05:37,893
I bet you sat there
wondering what you'd done wrong.
808
01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:45,734
I told him it was my fault.
809
01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:54,451
- Quit being so nice.
- It's the truth.
810
01:05:54,660 --> 01:05:57,412
Why does it have to be
so complicated?
811
01:05:57,621 --> 01:06:00,165
- What?
- The truth.
812
01:06:02,209 --> 01:06:04,086
Life.
813
01:06:04,670 --> 01:06:06,546
This.
814
01:06:08,924 --> 01:06:11,009
He was one hell of a good dog.
815
01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:14,346
Yeah.
816
01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:18,767
You looked like
you were having fun tonight.
817
01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:23,981
I'm happy in New York, Jake.
818
01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:32,656
But then I come down here
and this fits too.
819
01:06:32,864 --> 01:06:36,201
Since when does it have to be
one or the other?
820
01:06:36,410 --> 01:06:38,662
You can have roots and wings, Mel.
821
01:06:41,415 --> 01:06:43,834
Maybe I can just fly south
for the winter.
822
01:06:47,963 --> 01:06:49,423
Look.
823
01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:53,593
- What?
- There. Can you see 'em?
824
01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:01,643
Lightning bugs. Only you.
825
01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:07,149
You know,
I still go out there sometimes.
826
01:07:09,401 --> 01:07:12,529
I see those big thunderheads
rolling in...
827
01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:16,616
It's like a religion.
828
01:07:17,909 --> 01:07:20,203
I had a dream about it
the other night.
829
01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:28,336
Ever wonder what would have
happened if we hadn't got pregnant?
830
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:33,300
- Jake".
- Let me get this out before I can't.
831
01:07:36,136 --> 01:07:39,389
I thought that baby
would be an adventure.
832
01:07:39,598 --> 01:07:44,144
It took me a while to realise it
would have been your only adventure.
833
01:07:46,605 --> 01:07:48,899
I just guess
Mother Nature knew better.
834
01:07:50,942 --> 01:07:53,028
I was so ashamed.
835
01:07:56,782 --> 01:07:58,867
Cos I felt...
836
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:03,038
..relieved.
837
01:08:05,499 --> 01:08:10,712
And all of a sudden,
I just needed a different life.
838
01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:16,885
And you've done real well
for yourself.
839
01:08:18,804 --> 01:08:20,889
I'm proud of you, Mel.
840
01:08:23,892 --> 01:08:27,437
I'm just sorry I never danced
with you at our wedding.
841
01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:34,361
I'm sure this next one
will go better for you.
842
01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:41,785
Jake, I can't do this.
843
01:08:47,874 --> 01:08:49,334
I know.
844
01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:18,238
Go home.
845
01:09:32,294 --> 01:09:37,007
I'm just saying, is all.
I saw you two looking at each other.
846
01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:42,053
Momma, I can't help how Jake feels
about me. He's done nothing wrong.
847
01:09:42,262 --> 01:09:45,891
- He's done nothing right either.
- Why are we having this argument?
848
01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:49,352
I'm leaving.
I'm marrying another man.
849
01:09:49,561 --> 01:09:53,815
That's right, young lady. You get
a second chance, so don't mess it up.
850
01:09:54,024 --> 01:09:58,195
- For whom? For me or for you?
- Don't sass me, OK?
851
01:09:58,403 --> 01:10:02,741
Don't you dare. I have put up with
an awful lot from you over the years.
852
01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:05,827
What? Like me quitting
your precious pageants?
853
01:10:06,036 --> 01:10:09,331
I didn't want you to end up like me!
Damn it!
854
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:14,419
You need to stay far away from here.
That boy is quicksand.
855
01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:17,839
What's so wrong with being you,
Momma?
856
01:10:19,216 --> 01:10:22,135
I just think that you deserve better,
that's all.
857
01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:25,889
I know you do.
858
01:10:29,434 --> 01:10:31,394
You always have.
859
01:10:32,979 --> 01:10:35,065
I'll see you in New York, alright?
860
01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:38,526
You'll like it.
861
01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:40,779
I promise.
862
01:10:44,658 --> 01:10:47,160
Don't forget to say goodbye
to your daddy.
863
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:08,348
Daddy?
864
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:25,240
Who you looking for, darling?
865
01:11:26,116 --> 01:11:27,492
Earl Smooter.
866
01:11:28,660 --> 01:11:30,745
Fifth Regiment?
867
01:11:31,288 --> 01:11:33,665
Anybody seen Earl Smooter?
868
01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:35,792
He's about to surrender!
869
01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:37,877
Thank you!
870
01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:47,971
After you.
871
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:57,647
Good afternoon.
872
01:11:57,856 --> 01:12:01,651
- How are you?
- Good, thanks. Yourself?
873
01:12:01,860 --> 01:12:03,820
No complaints.
874
01:12:04,029 --> 01:12:07,115
- This is a beautiful house.
- Sure.
875
01:12:08,408 --> 01:12:11,453
You here to see Bobby Ray?
876
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:14,914
Actually, I'm hoping
to surprise Melanie.
877
01:12:15,123 --> 01:12:17,792
- Melanie?
- My fiancée.
878
01:12:19,044 --> 01:12:21,546
You got the wrong house, don't you?
879
01:12:22,464 --> 01:12:25,467
This is the Carmichael place,
isn't it?
880
01:12:26,593 --> 01:12:28,386
Are we talking about the same girl?
881
01:12:28,595 --> 01:12:30,930
- Melanie Smooter?
- Melanie Carmichael.
882
01:12:31,139 --> 01:12:33,767
Well, that explains it.
883
01:12:33,975 --> 01:12:36,353
It sure does.
884
01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:39,689
Andrew Hennings.
885
01:12:39,898 --> 01:12:43,109
- Jake Perry.
- Nice meeting you, Jake.
886
01:12:55,830 --> 01:12:57,832
Hey, Jake.
887
01:12:58,041 --> 01:12:59,959
What's going on?
888
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:05,173
Oh, you know.
Just talking to Mel's fiancé here.
889
01:13:05,382 --> 01:13:07,675
Wondering if you might know
where she is.
890
01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:09,552
Andrew Hennings. You must be...
891
01:13:09,761 --> 01:13:13,890
I'm Bobby Ray, her... cousin?
892
01:13:15,433 --> 01:13:19,604
- I see you've met Jake, her...
- Her other cousin.
893
01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:23,191
Family. It's great to meet you both.
894
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:28,446
Melanie said something about visiting
her daddy up at the battlefield.
895
01:13:28,655 --> 01:13:29,697
Battlefield?
896
01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:33,993
In the South, the minute the
Confederacy died, it became immortal.
897
01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:38,164
Come on.
I'll give you a ride up there.
898
01:13:38,373 --> 01:13:41,459
That's great, thank you.
Nice meeting you.
899
01:13:50,677 --> 01:13:54,806
So, who's... Melanie Snooter?
900
01:13:55,515 --> 01:13:58,810
- Local hero round here.
- Why's that?
901
01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:02,522
- She blew up the bank.
- And that made her a hero?
902
01:14:02,730 --> 01:14:06,860
Well, notorious, anyway. She was ten.
903
01:14:08,236 --> 01:14:12,407
Fortunately, nobody was hurt,
except maybe the cat.
904
01:14:13,491 --> 01:14:14,659
What cat?
905
01:14:14,868 --> 01:14:17,328
The one with the dynamite
on its back.
906
01:14:18,371 --> 01:14:21,416
- She blew up a cat?
- He was scheduled to die anyway.
907
01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:24,919
- From dynamite?
- The vet said it had cancer.
908
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:30,967
So Eldon thought it'd be put in a
chamber that sucks their lungs out.
909
01:14:31,176 --> 01:14:33,553
Mel couldn't bear
the thought of that.
910
01:14:33,761 --> 01:14:36,764
She wanted something more humane.
911
01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:38,183
Yeah, sure.
912
01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:41,186
They were blasting
by the new highway,
913
01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:46,024
so we took ol' Fuzz up there,
taped him up.
914
01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:49,652
We used about 30 feet of fuse,
just to be safe.
915
01:14:49,861 --> 01:14:53,406
- Said our prayers and ran like hell.
- Of course.
916
01:14:53,615 --> 01:14:58,620
So there we were, sitting in Virgie's
diner, feeling pretty blue,
917
01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:03,416
when Mel sees that cat trotting down
the road, searching for Eldon.
918
01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:05,793
No shit.
919
01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:09,297
We'd have caught him
but once that fuse hit his tail,
920
01:15:09,506 --> 01:15:10,840
he took off like a shot.
921
01:15:11,049 --> 01:15:12,425
And into the bank.
922
01:15:14,302 --> 01:15:17,138
He probably wriggled loose
from the explosive
923
01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:22,227
cos people still see him,
scorched tail and all.
924
01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:24,270
He's a bit skittish round humans.
925
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:30,360
- That's quite a story.
- She was quite a girl.
926
01:15:33,238 --> 01:15:35,323
Whatever happened to her?
927
01:15:36,616 --> 01:15:39,035
Oh, you know...
928
01:15:39,244 --> 01:15:43,373
Wound up pregnant, married
some loser right out of high school.
929
01:16:17,824 --> 01:16:18,866
Surprised?
930
01:16:23,955 --> 01:16:27,417
- What are you doing here?
- I came to deliver your fiancé.
931
01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:29,877
- I think she was talking to me.
- Jake...
932
01:16:30,086 --> 01:16:31,588
Must be exhausting.
933
01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:32,922
- What?
- What?
934
01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:35,550
- Living a lie.
- What is he talking about?
935
01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:40,638
You and I are in love
with two different people.
936
01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:48,396
Is he a second cousin?
937
01:16:49,564 --> 01:16:52,400
- He's my husband.
- Your what?
938
01:16:52,609 --> 01:16:55,028
- My ex-husband.
- You married your cousin?
939
01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:57,822
- I came to finalise my divorce.
- Jesus Christ!
940
01:16:58,031 --> 01:17:00,533
Hey, darling. I thought that was you.
941
01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:06,205
This must be your new someone.
942
01:17:06,414 --> 01:17:08,333
Earl Smooter. Glad to meet you.
943
01:17:12,170 --> 01:17:13,880
Melanie Smooter.
944
01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:19,344
Andrew, wait! Wait!
945
01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:24,682
I just... Please!
946
01:17:24,891 --> 01:17:26,851
Let me try and explain myself.
947
01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:30,938
You don't understand.
This is not who I am any more.
948
01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:34,359
I don't know who you are
but I know one thing.
949
01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:38,488
There is a Learjet in Mobile
and I am on it.
950
01:17:59,467 --> 01:18:03,012
I know you're thinking
I spoiled things good this time.
951
01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:08,976
Don't go accusing me of thinking.
I ain't doing anything of the sort.
952
01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:13,064
Anyway, spoiled is in the eye
of the beholder.
953
01:18:14,649 --> 01:18:16,192
Like these plums.
954
01:18:17,485 --> 01:18:20,029
Some people might call them spoiled
955
01:18:20,238 --> 01:18:24,909
but I think that
these almost ruined ones
956
01:18:25,118 --> 01:18:27,370
sometimes make the sweetest jam.
957
01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:31,666
Do you need any help?
958
01:18:34,502 --> 01:18:37,880
It was kind of fun seeing Daddy
up there surrendering.
959
01:18:38,089 --> 01:18:42,260
Yeah. He sure does have a flair
for the dramatic.
960
01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:45,555
You certainly don't get it
from my side of the family.
961
01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:52,478
Hey, y'all, look who I found
walking down 958.
962
01:18:52,687 --> 01:18:53,730
Hi.
963
01:18:55,022 --> 01:18:56,274
Hi.
964
01:18:58,735 --> 01:19:01,863
I thought you'd be halfway
to New York by now.
965
01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:04,949
So did I.
966
01:19:05,992 --> 01:19:10,621
If I'd known company was coming,
I'd have put on the dog.
967
01:19:12,039 --> 01:19:14,125
This is my momma.
968
01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:19,130
She makes the best jam
in three counties.
969
01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:23,092
And my dad. You already met him.
970
01:19:26,137 --> 01:19:31,684
And this is our home.
This is where I grew up.
971
01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:35,521
It's a pleasure meeting you both.
972
01:19:35,730 --> 01:19:39,942
I'm Andrew Hennings,
Melanie's fiancé.
973
01:19:40,151 --> 01:19:44,697
Well, that is
if she'll still have me.
974
01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:55,416
Look, Mel, I really don't care
what happened down here.
975
01:19:56,459 --> 01:20:00,296
So you have a past.
I mean, who doesn't?
976
01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:11,432
What I need to know is if there is
a place for me in your future.
977
01:20:11,641 --> 01:20:16,562
Good Lord,
that is the sweetest thing.
978
01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:19,816
Go on.
979
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,616
Hello, New York City.
980
01:20:28,825 --> 01:20:31,536
Woman, what are you gassin' about?
981
01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:35,790
Well, sir, my mother happens to be
the mayor up there.
982
01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:40,378
And she'd like nothing better than
a big, snazzy New York wedding.
983
01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:47,468
Well...
I suppose I could take off work.
984
01:20:50,388 --> 01:20:51,430
Andrew, I...
985
01:20:51,639 --> 01:20:54,976
I was thinking maybe
we could have the wedding here.
986
01:20:57,728 --> 01:20:58,771
Here?
987
01:20:58,980 --> 01:21:01,232
In my hometown.
988
01:21:02,358 --> 01:21:04,360
If you're worried about the money...
989
01:21:04,569 --> 01:21:08,281
It's not about the money, Andrew.
Not down here.
990
01:21:11,951 --> 01:21:16,747
A lot of people are expecting us
to get married in the city.
991
01:21:17,582 --> 01:21:21,127
But I think a nice quiet
country wedding is just the ticket.
992
01:21:23,129 --> 01:21:29,260
Earl, Pearl, if you folks could
take care of the rehearsal dinner,
993
01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:32,138
I'd really like to take care
of the rest.
994
01:21:32,889 --> 01:21:34,765
I think we could cover that.
995
01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:41,355
Heck! How many times does
your only daughter get married?
996
01:21:46,152 --> 01:21:48,237
Other than before.
997
01:21:49,697 --> 01:21:52,825
- Felony Melanie?
- She was never convicted.
998
01:21:53,868 --> 01:21:57,872
Which is worse, child cat-killer
or sons of the Confederacy?
999
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,791
What do you suggest I do?
Dump her for being poor?
1000
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,585
You're a Democrat, remember?
1001
01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:06,589
There's nothing wrong with being
poor. I get elected by poor people.
1002
01:22:06,797 --> 01:22:10,593
And I commend her
for making something of herself.
1003
01:22:10,801 --> 01:22:12,762
I'm upset that she lied to you.
1004
01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:15,181
So what?
She was ashamed of her background.
1005
01:22:15,389 --> 01:22:18,225
Who isn't embarrassed
by their parents at some point?
1006
01:22:18,434 --> 01:22:21,020
I'll assume
that's a rhetorical question.
1007
01:22:21,228 --> 01:22:22,980
Assume away.
1008
01:22:25,983 --> 01:22:27,985
No one can change my mind
about this.
1009
01:22:28,194 --> 01:22:30,237
Not you, not the media, not anyone.
1010
01:22:31,322 --> 01:22:33,532
Fine.
1011
01:22:33,741 --> 01:22:36,410
But admit it. I was right.
1012
01:22:37,036 --> 01:22:41,540
Yes, you were right. But she came
clean. Can we move on?
1013
01:22:41,749 --> 01:22:45,252
There is a wedding in your future,
whether you like it or not.
1014
01:22:47,046 --> 01:22:51,384
And how does Miss Alabama plan
to accommodate 500 people?
1015
01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:53,552
She has connections at the jail?
1016
01:22:53,761 --> 01:22:58,641
There are several excellent choices.
The Travelodge, Days Inn, Motel 6
1017
01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:02,019
and the Golden Cherry Motel,
where we will be.
1018
01:23:02,228 --> 01:23:04,313
Laugh now. But if this gets out...
1019
01:23:04,522 --> 01:23:08,359
It won't.
The press expects the Plaza in June.
1020
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:31,674
About your wedding.
1021
01:23:31,882 --> 01:23:35,720
This place is gorgeous
and we can control the security.
1022
01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:37,304
The Carmichael plantation?
1023
01:23:37,513 --> 01:23:40,224
It did inspire your identity,
did it not?
1024
01:23:40,433 --> 01:23:44,437
- You thought of everything.
- I always do. Keep in touch.
1025
01:24:23,142 --> 01:24:25,144
- You guys remember the sheik?
- Yeah.
1026
01:24:25,352 --> 01:24:28,856
He proposed and I think I loved him,
despite his billions.
1027
01:24:29,065 --> 01:24:30,399
Why didn't you say yes?
1028
01:24:30,608 --> 01:24:36,530
I realised my head and my heart
were saying two different things.
1029
01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:38,407
It's a big decision.
1030
01:24:38,616 --> 01:24:41,118
It's supposed to be
the easiest one you make.
1031
01:24:41,327 --> 01:24:42,369
Wasn't it?
1032
01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:49,126
Tabby, this is it! This is the stuff
I was telling you about.
1033
01:24:49,335 --> 01:24:51,629
"Deep South Glass."
1034
01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:54,423
Oh, yes. Let's.
1035
01:25:13,025 --> 01:25:15,111
Oh, that's pretty.
1036
01:25:20,407 --> 01:25:22,201
What's the matter?
1037
01:25:22,409 --> 01:25:23,577
Oh, my God.
1038
01:25:26,372 --> 01:25:27,832
Do we know...
1039
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:30,876
--Mo?
1040
01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:41,512
Mel?
1041
01:26:08,539 --> 01:26:10,541
Look at these.
1042
01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:13,961
It's what happens to sand
when it struck by lightning.
1043
01:26:14,170 --> 01:26:16,672
- She's pulling your dick.
- No, really.
1044
01:26:16,881 --> 01:26:19,967
I've seen it.
You just have to dig it up.
1045
01:26:32,980 --> 01:26:35,232
- Hey, Bryant.
- Friend of yours?
1046
01:26:50,831 --> 01:26:52,750
I saw him first.
1047
01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:56,670
I think he's already taken.
1048
01:26:58,756 --> 01:27:03,636
I... I tried to call you
a couple of times.
1049
01:27:05,221 --> 01:27:10,601
You and your friends should
look around and have some lunch.
1050
01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:12,645
Sit on the deck. It's nice.
1051
01:27:14,355 --> 01:27:15,397
Jake.
1052
01:27:20,653 --> 01:27:23,072
Come on, Bryant. Let's...
1053
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:25,324
Let's leave this lady alone.
1054
01:27:27,201 --> 01:27:28,702
Come on.
1055
01:27:38,712 --> 01:27:40,172
Sir, can we help you?
1056
01:27:41,382 --> 01:27:44,510
I'm looking for a Melanie Carmichael.
1057
01:27:45,928 --> 01:27:48,430
Anybody here recognise that name?
1058
01:27:49,390 --> 01:27:53,352
- What business you got with her?
- I'm afraid that's a private matter.
1059
01:27:54,561 --> 01:27:56,855
Then I'm afraid we can't help you.
1060
01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:09,994
Damn reporters.
1061
01:28:10,202 --> 01:28:12,663
It's like the first ant at a picnic.
1062
01:28:14,373 --> 01:28:18,544
Now. This one here
is from Louisiana.
1063
01:28:19,253 --> 01:28:21,255
It's got a little alligator on top.
1064
01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:25,301
How sweet. I can see
where your daughter gets her taste.
1065
01:28:31,223 --> 01:28:33,851
This is one of those disasters
waiting to happen.
1066
01:28:34,059 --> 01:28:36,770
One of the big ones
only cockroaches survive.
1067
01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:39,148
It's going to be fine.
1068
01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:52,119
One down, seven million to go.
1069
01:28:52,328 --> 01:28:55,414
Careful. You just smashed
the state bird of Alabama.
1070
01:28:57,833 --> 01:28:59,418
Peafl.
1071
01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:01,587
Well, finally.
1072
01:29:01,795 --> 01:29:05,549
Oh, my. Well, I can see
why Melanie is so adorable.
1073
01:29:05,758 --> 01:29:08,302
I'm so happy to be here. Hi, Earl.
1074
01:29:08,510 --> 01:29:11,096
We're so happy to have you here.
1075
01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:14,433
I'm sorry the place is such a mess,
Mrs Hennings. Mayor!
1076
01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:16,602
No, no. It's Kate.
1077
01:29:16,810 --> 01:29:21,357
I've been trying to get Earl to weed
these shrubs and repaint the trim...
1078
01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:25,652
Oh, my God!
Look how pretty she is, Earl.
1079
01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:29,865
- I'll bet Kate could use a drink.
- Kate could indeed.
1080
01:29:30,074 --> 01:29:35,037
Come right on then. I've got some
fried pickles, hot out of the grease.
1081
01:29:35,245 --> 01:29:36,288
Yum.
1082
01:29:40,584 --> 01:29:42,711
It's a lovely chair, Earl.
1083
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:46,340
To get the full effect,
you pull this handle here.
1084
01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:47,758
Daddy, no!
1085
01:29:47,966 --> 01:29:49,760
Hold onto your drink, Kate.
1086
01:30:16,578 --> 01:30:19,206
- Name?
- Wallace Buford.
1087
01:30:19,415 --> 01:30:23,252
I'm not on that list but I've got
some urgent business with the bride.
1088
01:30:23,460 --> 01:30:26,004
Not today, you don't. Trooper.
1089
01:30:26,213 --> 01:30:30,008
- Sir, let's get it turned around.
- Let's go.
1090
01:30:54,324 --> 01:30:55,367
Hi.
1091
01:30:56,326 --> 01:31:00,456
- There's a wedding going on.
- I heard a mention of it.
1092
01:31:01,373 --> 01:31:04,001
I sure hope this weather cooperates.
1093
01:31:04,209 --> 01:31:07,087
It's supposed to be a big one.
1094
01:31:07,754 --> 01:31:10,007
You know, Jake,...
1095
01:31:11,008 --> 01:31:14,136
..you're my only son and I love you.
1096
01:31:14,845 --> 01:31:20,058
But sometimes you are
too much like your daddy.
1097
01:31:21,727 --> 01:31:23,812
She made her decision.
1098
01:31:26,648 --> 01:31:30,527
For somebody who's been
holding onto something so hard,
1099
01:31:30,736 --> 01:31:32,779
you're pretty quick to let it go.
1100
01:31:35,908 --> 01:31:39,495
I can't control her any more
than I can control the weather.
1101
01:31:53,217 --> 01:31:56,762
It's just nerves.
You're doing the right thing.
1102
01:31:58,222 --> 01:32:00,307
Am I?
1103
01:32:01,975 --> 01:32:07,523
When I married your daddy...
Lord, I was a fool for that man.
1104
01:32:07,731 --> 01:32:10,234
I couldn't put one foot
in front of the other.
1105
01:32:10,442 --> 01:32:15,614
I remember thinking, "Preacher,
hurry up before he changes his mind."
1106
01:32:16,990 --> 01:32:18,867
Look where it got me.
1107
01:32:19,785 --> 01:32:24,206
Sometimes that man makes me
so mad, I could wring his neck.
1108
01:32:24,414 --> 01:32:25,749
But you still love him?
1109
01:32:25,958 --> 01:32:30,087
God knows I do.
And only He knows why.
1110
01:32:32,005 --> 01:32:33,048
Momma...
1111
01:32:33,257 --> 01:32:37,052
He can give you a life
that we never dreamed of.
1112
01:32:38,136 --> 01:32:39,596
And he adores you.
1113
01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:45,310
He does, doesn't he?
1114
01:33:19,303 --> 01:33:22,764
Even if he is a Yankee,
at least he's sober.
1115
01:33:22,973 --> 01:33:24,266
Miss Carmichael!
1116
01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:28,937
Get here! Get back here!
1117
01:33:35,027 --> 01:33:36,486
Mr Buford?
1118
01:33:36,695 --> 01:33:38,947
Get your hands off me!
1119
01:33:39,156 --> 01:33:40,824
Let him go!
1120
01:33:44,661 --> 01:33:46,246
Melanie?
1121
01:33:46,455 --> 01:33:49,458
You are one hard woman
to get in touch with.
1122
01:33:51,793 --> 01:33:55,672
Mr Buford, he signed the papers.
What are you doing here?
1123
01:34:01,887 --> 01:34:04,681
He did. You didn't.
1124
01:34:05,849 --> 01:34:07,893
What?
1125
01:34:13,106 --> 01:34:14,566
I'm still married?
1126
01:34:16,443 --> 01:34:19,112
Well,... only if you want to be.
1127
01:34:19,321 --> 01:34:22,824
For God's sakes, Melanie,
I thought you took care of this.
1128
01:34:23,033 --> 01:34:24,534
It's an honest mistake.
1129
01:34:24,743 --> 01:34:27,329
Then can we fix it
before we all get soaked?
1130
01:34:28,538 --> 01:34:30,957
Does anybody have a pen?
1131
01:34:32,626 --> 01:34:34,670
- Mom?
- Oh, yeah, sure.
1132
01:34:36,797 --> 01:34:39,007
Darling?
1133
01:34:40,717 --> 01:34:43,095
These things don't just happen,
you know.
1134
01:34:45,472 --> 01:34:48,392
You can't ride two horses
with one ass, sugarbean.
1135
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:24,803
Andrew?
1136
01:35:26,471 --> 01:35:29,850
- You don't want to marry me.
- I don't?
1137
01:35:30,058 --> 01:35:34,104
No. No, you don't.
1138
01:35:34,312 --> 01:35:36,148
Not really.
1139
01:35:39,693 --> 01:35:41,778
You see, the truth is...
1140
01:35:43,739 --> 01:35:45,824
..l gave my heart away long ago.
1141
01:35:47,826 --> 01:35:49,703
My whole heart.
1142
01:35:49,911 --> 01:35:51,955
And I never really got it back.
1143
01:35:53,039 --> 01:35:58,795
I don't even know what else to say
but I'm sorry. I can't marry you.
1144
01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:08,054
And you shouldn't want to marry me.
1145
01:36:17,647 --> 01:36:19,941
So this is what this feels like.
1146
01:36:22,360 --> 01:36:24,571
That's it?
1147
01:36:24,780 --> 01:36:29,409
You're letting her humiliate you with
some bullshit about an old husband?
1148
01:36:42,464 --> 01:36:44,257
Yeah.
1149
01:36:51,139 --> 01:36:53,225
I think I am.
1150
01:36:59,606 --> 01:37:01,691
Excuse me.
1151
01:37:09,950 --> 01:37:11,326
You...
1152
01:37:11,535 --> 01:37:14,246
In my entire life,
1153
01:37:14,454 --> 01:37:19,251
I have never met anyone
so manipulative, so deceitful.
1154
01:37:20,418 --> 01:37:21,753
And I'm in politics!
1155
01:37:22,504 --> 01:37:23,880
I'm just being honest.
1156
01:37:24,089 --> 01:37:27,968
I will not allow the future president
of the United States
1157
01:37:28,176 --> 01:37:31,513
to be dumped at the altar
by some psycho Daisy May!
1158
01:37:32,305 --> 01:37:36,393
- You go after him, you little bitch!
- Wait. Just a minute, missy.
1159
01:37:36,601 --> 01:37:38,728
There's no need for name calling.
1160
01:37:38,937 --> 01:37:42,440
She spoke her piece
and that's all there is to it.
1161
01:37:43,233 --> 01:37:47,279
Go back to your double wide
and fry something.
1162
01:37:57,163 --> 01:37:59,457
Nobody talks to my momma like that!
1163
01:37:59,666 --> 01:38:02,752
Praise the Lord!
The South has risen again!
1164
01:38:13,597 --> 01:38:17,058
Hey! Y'all! If you're friends
of the bride, stick around!
1165
01:38:17,267 --> 01:38:19,311
I'm gonna go find me a groom!
1166
01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:15,283
He)', Cowboy!
1167
01:39:20,872 --> 01:39:22,666
You owe me a dance.
1168
01:39:23,667 --> 01:39:25,669
Nice dress.
Where's your husband?
1169
01:39:25,877 --> 01:39:27,879
I'm looking at him.
1170
01:39:30,173 --> 01:39:32,509
Apparently,
you and I are still hitched.
1171
01:39:33,677 --> 01:39:36,179
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
1172
01:39:37,472 --> 01:39:39,599
Why didn't you say
you came to New York?
1173
01:39:40,767 --> 01:39:43,853
- I had to make something of myself.
- You about done?
1174
01:39:45,313 --> 01:39:48,817
What is it about Southern girls?
Can't make the right decision
1175
01:39:49,025 --> 01:39:50,735
till you try all the wrong ones?
1176
01:39:50,944 --> 01:39:52,070
I fight for what I want!
1177
01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:53,780
What do you want?
1178
01:39:53,989 --> 01:39:56,199
I don't even think you know.
1179
01:39:56,408 --> 01:40:01,037
You're the first boy I ever kissed,
Jake. I want you to be the last.
1180
01:40:01,246 --> 01:40:03,832
Maybe you and I had our chance.
1181
01:40:06,084 --> 01:40:08,920
Fine!
Have it your way, you stubborn ass!
1182
01:40:12,590 --> 01:40:15,510
What do you want to be married
to me for anyhow?
1183
01:40:22,684 --> 01:40:24,978
So I can kiss you anytime I want.
1184
01:40:44,873 --> 01:40:49,044
What the hell are you two
trying to do? Get yourselves killed?
1185
01:40:50,295 --> 01:40:52,630
What seems to be the trouble,
Officer?
1186
01:40:52,839 --> 01:40:54,966
I'm here to bring you in, young lady.
1187
01:40:55,175 --> 01:40:57,135
What'd she do this time?
1188
01:40:57,343 --> 01:41:01,681
Well, the way I hear it, it seems
she ran out on a perfectly good cake!
1189
01:41:35,090 --> 01:41:36,257
Here we go.
1190
01:41:36,466 --> 01:41:40,178
Well, folks. Look who finally
made it to their reception.
1191
01:41:40,386 --> 01:41:43,848
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mrs and Mr Jake Perry!
1192
01:41:59,906 --> 01:42:02,367
You might want to keep those
for the honeymoon.
1193
01:42:06,830 --> 01:42:08,915
Speech!
1194
01:42:10,500 --> 01:42:14,045
Well, I do believe
I owe this lady a dance.
1195
01:42:14,254 --> 01:42:15,463
You sure do!
1196
01:42:22,262 --> 01:42:23,805
Shut up, Bryant!
1197
01:42:26,599 --> 01:42:28,685
Look at this.
1198
01:42:34,607 --> 01:42:35,650
Hey, Stella.
1199
01:42:37,944 --> 01:42:39,737
Make it a slow one.
1200
01:43:19,110 --> 01:43:21,196
Smile!
1201
01:44:14,499 --> 01:44:16,584
Alright, stand right here.
1202
01:44:21,464 --> 01:44:23,549
Alright. Stand real close!
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