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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:11,927 Hey! What do you think you're doing?! 2 00:02:12,970 --> 00:02:14,222 - You're a punk, Sam! - Get off. 3 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:16,474 I ought to kill you! You fucking dickhead! 4 00:02:16,682 --> 00:02:18,600 - I told you to never touch my camera! - Stop! 5 00:02:18,809 --> 00:02:22,062 Didn't I?! Fucker! You little wimp! Bitch! Pussy! I told you! 6 00:02:22,563 --> 00:02:25,357 I ought to fucking kill you! And I will kill you, you little punk, 7 00:02:25,565 --> 00:02:28,109 if I ever catch you fucking with my camera again. 8 00:02:28,318 --> 00:02:30,570 - He's so gonna cry. - Step on him! 9 00:02:30,779 --> 00:02:32,530 - Get out of my way! - Relax, man. 10 00:02:33,698 --> 00:02:35,491 Are you OK? 11 00:02:43,957 --> 00:02:47,586 You ever stare at the ceiling till it started looking kind of funny? 12 00:02:49,713 --> 00:02:51,965 Like it was breathing. Like it was saying something. 13 00:02:52,174 --> 00:02:54,551 Like it was saying, "Rocky, 14 00:02:54,759 --> 00:02:58,096 you gotta do something about what's been going on." 15 00:03:04,686 --> 00:03:06,979 Something's gotta happen, Sam. 16 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,148 Something's gotta give. 17 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,903 We can call the police. 18 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:18,115 Police wouldn't do jack. 19 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,741 I wish I was bigger. 20 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,869 I'm bigger. 21 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,995 Not to mention the fact that I'm smarter. 22 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,623 If you do something, he'll just get you. 23 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:30,335 Did you ever used to get me when we used to play hide-and-seek? 24 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:33,671 - No. - He wouldn't have any better luck. 25 00:03:35,714 --> 00:03:38,301 Wanna know my secret hiding spot? 26 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,472 The roof. 27 00:03:44,556 --> 00:03:46,892 The disappearing man. 28 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,019 Exactly. 29 00:04:00,988 --> 00:04:03,199 So high. Oh, my God. 30 00:04:03,408 --> 00:04:06,577 Rocky's thinking about doing something to George. 31 00:04:07,328 --> 00:04:08,787 I don't get how the teachers 32 00:04:08,996 --> 00:04:10,914 can just let him get away with that. 33 00:04:12,792 --> 00:04:15,168 Teachers don't care. 34 00:04:15,377 --> 00:04:19,047 They have him in detention for 15 minutes for a week. 35 00:04:19,422 --> 00:04:21,425 Something's gotta give. 36 00:04:23,802 --> 00:04:25,470 If you could snap your fingers right now, 37 00:04:25,678 --> 00:04:29,265 and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it? 38 00:04:39,567 --> 00:04:41,151 Are we still on for Saturday? 39 00:04:43,153 --> 00:04:44,905 Yeah, of course. 40 00:04:45,114 --> 00:04:47,074 So, what are we gonna do? 41 00:04:47,282 --> 00:04:48,742 I'll figure something out, 42 00:04:48,950 --> 00:04:50,451 and I'll surprise you. 43 00:05:00,586 --> 00:05:03,631 Hey, you know that fat kid, George, 44 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:06,091 who they keep holding back from graduating middle school? 45 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,718 Yeah, I hate that guy. 46 00:05:07,926 --> 00:05:09,511 He beat up Sam. 47 00:05:09,719 --> 00:05:11,430 No. 48 00:05:11,639 --> 00:05:13,765 Hey, you know when we were at Rollins, 49 00:05:13,974 --> 00:05:15,600 that crazy kid chased me across the field 50 00:05:15,809 --> 00:05:17,268 and cracked my head open with a bat. 51 00:05:17,477 --> 00:05:20,147 - Finally, an explanation. - Yeah, anyway... 52 00:05:20,355 --> 00:05:22,524 - He's a real pig. - I say we smoke that ham. 53 00:05:22,732 --> 00:05:23,983 Yeah? Make some ham sandwiches? 54 00:05:24,192 --> 00:05:26,695 Pork chop-ify him. Spam-icize him. 55 00:05:26,903 --> 00:05:30,656 - Link sausage-ize him! - Squeal, piggy! Squeal! 56 00:05:30,865 --> 00:05:33,033 No, screw that guy. 57 00:05:33,242 --> 00:05:35,078 You'd really like to do that, wouldn't you, Clyde? 58 00:05:35,286 --> 00:05:37,454 - You're projecting, Marty. - Projecting? 59 00:05:37,663 --> 00:05:40,082 That's when you say something that someone else... 60 00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:44,169 You say that they want to do, when you're the one who wants to do it. 61 00:05:44,336 --> 00:05:45,837 No, no, no. That's good. That's good. 62 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:48,423 Hold up, Rocky. Back up. I got something for you. 63 00:05:48,631 --> 00:05:50,133 Just a little... 64 00:05:50,341 --> 00:05:52,886 - Oh, you son of a bitch! - I was just projecting. 65 00:05:53,094 --> 00:05:56,430 Oh, you asshole! 66 00:05:58,807 --> 00:06:00,393 Later. 67 00:06:04,188 --> 00:06:06,356 Wait up, man! 68 00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:08,943 Let's go get some ice cream. 69 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:10,611 OK, Dave. 70 00:06:10,861 --> 00:06:11,778 Hey! 71 00:06:11,778 --> 00:06:12,320 Hey! 72 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:16,407 - Where were you guys? - Get beat up today? 73 00:06:16,616 --> 00:06:18,618 See any new scars? 74 00:06:20,578 --> 00:06:22,622 - Got any more gum? - I'm chewing the whole pack. 75 00:06:23,372 --> 00:06:25,374 Why, you want some? 76 00:06:31,588 --> 00:06:33,465 Tasty. 77 00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:38,637 OK, 78 00:06:38,845 --> 00:06:42,933 Jennifer Lopez or the girl who sits behind you in school? 79 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,810 J. Lo. 80 00:06:48,729 --> 00:06:50,732 OK, I think I got one. 81 00:06:52,108 --> 00:06:54,569 Tie him to a tree, pour some honey on his face, 82 00:06:54,777 --> 00:06:56,362 and leave him there all day and night. 83 00:06:56,570 --> 00:06:57,696 - Why? - It's for the bugs, 84 00:06:57,905 --> 00:06:59,365 so they'd get on him and bite him. 85 00:06:59,574 --> 00:07:01,867 - No, we can't do that. - Why not? 86 00:07:02,076 --> 00:07:04,202 Well, what if a bear came? 87 00:07:05,912 --> 00:07:07,373 Shut up. 88 00:07:11,918 --> 00:07:13,336 You know, 89 00:07:13,628 --> 00:07:16,882 if we hurt him, we'd be just as bad as him. 90 00:07:17,090 --> 00:07:19,342 So we need to hurt him without really hurting him. 91 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:22,261 I mean, if you could think of something like that, then... 92 00:07:22,469 --> 00:07:24,264 Then what? 93 00:07:24,681 --> 00:07:26,432 I don't know. 94 00:07:28,559 --> 00:07:30,727 All right, Heather Locklear 95 00:07:30,936 --> 00:07:34,064 or Shannen Doherty? 96 00:07:34,857 --> 00:07:36,691 Don't know who Heather Locklear is. 97 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,985 You don't...? Dude! 98 00:07:52,748 --> 00:07:54,083 So, what do you say? 99 00:07:57,419 --> 00:08:00,005 I think it's a totally wild plan. 100 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:05,343 It's also the only plan my brother would agree to. 101 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,346 He's just a little fucking Gandhi, isn't he? 102 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:10,015 Like a fucking white Martin Luther King. 103 00:08:10,849 --> 00:08:12,600 All we need now is a boat. 104 00:08:12,809 --> 00:08:15,812 Hey, my neighbor's got a boat in her back yard that she never uses. 105 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:18,397 - Does that mean you're in? - Do you actually think he'll go for it? 106 00:08:18,606 --> 00:08:22,651 Oh, please. George'll get a hard-on as soon as he picks up the phone. 107 00:08:22,859 --> 00:08:25,988 Rock will throw on some of that "sweet boy" charm of his. 108 00:08:26,197 --> 00:08:29,116 Kid's desperate. Stupid. It's human nature. 109 00:08:29,324 --> 00:08:32,745 All I know is, is I'm getting a hard-on just thinking about it. 110 00:08:35,038 --> 00:08:37,665 Your mom don't need the car Saturday, does she? 111 00:08:37,874 --> 00:08:40,293 The only thing my mom needs on Saturdays is Valium. 112 00:08:41,836 --> 00:08:43,254 What do you think, Clyde? 113 00:08:43,463 --> 00:08:47,675 Do we want to give Georgie Porgie a little taste of his own medicine? Huh? 114 00:08:47,883 --> 00:08:49,594 Be some good, clean fun, don't you think? 115 00:08:49,802 --> 00:08:51,262 Yeah, he deserves it, doesn't he? 116 00:08:51,470 --> 00:08:53,389 If there's one thing that can't be argued, 117 00:08:53,597 --> 00:08:56,809 it's that that fat freak deserves whatever he's got coming to him. 118 00:09:00,896 --> 00:09:02,981 Dude, what'd I tell you? 119 00:09:03,189 --> 00:09:04,942 You don't smoke herb. 120 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:07,068 Yeah, so get it out of my face. 121 00:09:08,862 --> 00:09:10,321 Faggot. 122 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:20,914 Clyde-o, 123 00:09:21,665 --> 00:09:22,959 I'm just fucking with you. 124 00:09:25,252 --> 00:09:27,629 You're not a faggot, all right? 125 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:29,797 OK? 126 00:09:31,175 --> 00:09:32,926 Fist bump? 127 00:09:33,552 --> 00:09:35,345 Fist bump? 128 00:09:36,637 --> 00:09:38,890 OK, zero kilter. 129 00:09:39,099 --> 00:09:41,684 Besides, I like your dads, Clyde. 130 00:09:42,393 --> 00:09:45,729 I never knew any homosexual men personally until I met them. 131 00:09:45,938 --> 00:09:47,648 They're not so bad. 132 00:09:48,816 --> 00:09:51,402 Don't you think so, Rocky? 133 00:10:04,998 --> 00:10:07,417 Clyde, don't worry about Marty. 134 00:10:07,584 --> 00:10:09,418 It's just B.S. 135 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:13,298 OK? Come on. It's B.S. 136 00:10:13,506 --> 00:10:17,092 OK? It's B.S.! B.S.! Come on! 137 00:10:17,593 --> 00:10:19,052 OK? 138 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,567 Hello? George? 139 00:10:34,776 --> 00:10:39,239 Hey, hey. This is Rocky Maris, Sam's older brother. 140 00:10:39,447 --> 00:10:42,366 Yeah. I got your number off the call list. 141 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,785 Is that OK? Great. 142 00:10:44,993 --> 00:10:47,038 Well, what I wanted to call you about was... 143 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,415 Is that I'm inviting you to... To a party for Sam. 144 00:10:49,623 --> 00:10:52,626 Now, I know that you two have been having some trouble lately. 145 00:10:52,792 --> 00:10:53,877 But you know what? 146 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:55,963 He's always talking about how cool you are. 147 00:10:56,171 --> 00:10:58,590 And it would really mean a lot to him if you could come. 148 00:10:58,798 --> 00:11:00,300 It's his birthday. 149 00:11:00,508 --> 00:11:02,469 It's on Saturday at noon. 150 00:11:02,678 --> 00:11:04,387 We can pick you up if you'd like. 151 00:11:05,305 --> 00:11:07,431 We're going boating. We're going on a boating trip. 152 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,475 You like boating? 153 00:11:09,933 --> 00:11:11,728 Yeah, awesome. So the only thing 154 00:11:11,936 --> 00:11:14,980 that I can really ask you to do, is not tell too many people. 155 00:11:15,189 --> 00:11:17,899 Because we didn't really invite a lot of people, and... 156 00:11:18,108 --> 00:11:20,986 And, you know, everyone knows everybody in this town. 157 00:11:21,195 --> 00:11:23,530 And you tell your parents, 158 00:11:23,738 --> 00:11:26,658 parents will tell other parents, and those parents will tell their kids. 159 00:11:26,866 --> 00:11:28,827 And pretty soon everyone who didn't get invited 160 00:11:28,994 --> 00:11:32,246 will be sitting at home, crying. We don't want that, do we? 161 00:11:32,455 --> 00:11:34,707 There you go. So do you want me to pick you up 162 00:11:34,915 --> 00:11:37,252 at noon? Awesome! 163 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:39,962 So I will see you at noon, George. 164 00:11:40,171 --> 00:11:42,798 Awesome. Have a great day. Bye. 165 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,343 - Oh, God. - What did he say? 166 00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:47,845 He said he would love to go. 167 00:11:48,053 --> 00:11:49,221 He'd love to go. 168 00:11:49,429 --> 00:11:51,014 Oh, I'd love to go. 169 00:11:51,222 --> 00:11:53,350 I'd love to... If you could just... 170 00:11:56,853 --> 00:11:58,771 I'd love, love, love to go. 171 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:02,275 Oh, I'd love to go! Come here. 172 00:12:04,193 --> 00:12:05,444 - Say "uncle." - Uncle. 173 00:12:05,653 --> 00:12:08,364 - Uncle who? - Uncle Martini! 174 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:19,958 Kiss my ass, Mr. Shaham. 175 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:24,087 Kiss my ass, Mr. Estes. 176 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:29,050 Kiss my ass, Ms. Johnson. 177 00:12:30,635 --> 00:12:34,138 Kiss my ass, Mr. Rosenthal. 178 00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:40,894 Shit. 179 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,482 Hey! What's up with my shooter, twerp face. 180 00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:45,816 Target practice. 181 00:12:46,024 --> 00:12:48,193 It's 11 a.m. In the morning for chrissakes. 182 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,070 Most people are doing cartwheels by 11, Kile. 183 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,198 Aren't you supposed to be in school? 184 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:54,866 Fuck school. 185 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,702 I don't see you in school. 186 00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,828 And besides, you're not Dad. 187 00:13:01,956 --> 00:13:03,124 Come here. 188 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,376 Come here! 189 00:13:21,474 --> 00:13:23,476 Yeah, you're right, I'm not Dad. 190 00:13:23,684 --> 00:13:25,353 Dad didn't yank as hard as I do. 191 00:13:25,562 --> 00:13:27,856 I don't really want to hear about Dad, you understand? 192 00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:30,483 - You understand? - Yes. 193 00:13:31,025 --> 00:13:32,693 Now, hand me my gun. 194 00:13:32,901 --> 00:13:34,278 Look, stupid. 195 00:13:34,487 --> 00:13:36,989 You ever take this without my permission again, 196 00:13:37,198 --> 00:13:39,074 I guarantee it, you'll be sorry. 197 00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:40,784 - You understand? - Yeah. 198 00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:41,994 - You get it? - Yes. 199 00:14:01,637 --> 00:14:03,139 Kiss my ass, Kile. 200 00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:18,403 Things to say to Sam on our date. 201 00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:20,697 One. 202 00:14:21,989 --> 00:14:23,532 So... 203 00:14:23,741 --> 00:14:25,994 Sam, it's a beautiful day, isn't it? 204 00:14:29,538 --> 00:14:31,081 Two. 205 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,584 Are you happy 206 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,711 or sad 207 00:14:36,045 --> 00:14:38,797 that we're leaving Rollins next year? 208 00:14:41,675 --> 00:14:42,759 Three. 209 00:14:43,552 --> 00:14:47,513 So, what's your father do for a living again? 210 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,267 Oh, he has a car-stereo company. 211 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,815 Do you believe in God? 212 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,235 That's a weird question. 213 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,700 So, what's it like being a male? 214 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,204 OK, stupid question. 215 00:15:57,580 --> 00:16:00,165 My name is George. 216 00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:04,085 This is the inside of my mind. 217 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:13,762 This is my mother. 218 00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:17,056 My mom works out every day. 219 00:16:34,322 --> 00:16:36,741 And this is my street. 220 00:16:39,745 --> 00:16:41,204 This is the street I live on. 221 00:16:53,132 --> 00:16:55,301 - What are we doing? - You're gonna like this. 222 00:16:56,469 --> 00:16:58,095 Isn't that George Tooney? 223 00:16:58,304 --> 00:16:59,846 Yeah, he's coming to the river with us. 224 00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:04,935 - Why? - Sammy, don't you tell 225 00:17:05,144 --> 00:17:06,395 your girlfriend nothing? 226 00:17:06,978 --> 00:17:10,273 - What's he talking about, Sam? - You should've told her, Sam. 227 00:17:10,481 --> 00:17:12,484 All right, everyone. He's coming. Be nice to him. 228 00:17:12,692 --> 00:17:15,611 Millie, it's supposed to be part of the surprise. We... 229 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,321 Happy birthday, Sammy. 230 00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:23,828 Hi, George. Glad you could make it. 231 00:17:26,997 --> 00:17:28,791 You know everybody? 232 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,335 - Yeah, sure. Hey, everybody. - Hey. 233 00:17:31,543 --> 00:17:33,295 - What's happening, George? - Hey, Georgie. 234 00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:36,297 - Hi, George. - Hey, Millie. 235 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,384 We ready? 236 00:17:57,151 --> 00:17:59,903 - What are you doing? - Making a documentary. 237 00:18:00,487 --> 00:18:02,698 - Of what? - Of things. 238 00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:05,992 Like Sam opening his present. Go ahead and open it. 239 00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:08,119 Yeah, Sam, go ahead and open it. 240 00:18:08,327 --> 00:18:10,747 You already opened all your other presents at home. 241 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,675 Stream Machine's top of the line. 242 00:18:22,883 --> 00:18:25,552 I have one at home, so we can have a war sometime. 243 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,222 - Isn't it excellent? - Oh, yeah, thank you, George. 244 00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:32,142 You must've blown your whole allowance on that thing, huh, George? 245 00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:35,645 How much you bagging a week now, 40, 50 bucks? 246 00:18:37,564 --> 00:18:38,898 It's very sweet of you, George. 247 00:18:40,358 --> 00:18:42,234 I got it at Funco. 248 00:18:42,443 --> 00:18:44,904 - You can return it if you want. - Oh, no, it's perfect. 249 00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:49,950 Well... 250 00:18:50,909 --> 00:18:53,412 ...it's a beautiful day for a boat trip with some buddies. 251 00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:06,382 Hey, Marty? 252 00:19:06,591 --> 00:19:08,300 My mom made me sign one of those contracts. 253 00:19:08,509 --> 00:19:11,554 It's just, like... You know, I'm not allowed to get in a car with a driver 254 00:19:11,763 --> 00:19:13,514 - who's been drinking. - Oh, it's cool. 255 00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:15,766 My mom gave me permission to drink and drive. 256 00:19:15,974 --> 00:19:19,145 - You don't have to worry about it. - Your mom must be pretty stupid 257 00:19:19,353 --> 00:19:21,397 to give you permission to drive inebriated. 258 00:19:21,605 --> 00:19:24,357 No, you're right, George. My mom is pretty stupid. 259 00:19:24,858 --> 00:19:28,612 In fact, she's got one of those learning-disability things. 260 00:19:30,363 --> 00:19:32,073 Must be a bad LD. 261 00:19:32,281 --> 00:19:34,575 I have an LD, 262 00:19:34,785 --> 00:19:37,620 but I should know you're not supposed to drive drunk. 263 00:19:37,954 --> 00:19:41,123 I see stuff all backwards and shit. 264 00:19:41,332 --> 00:19:44,252 Like, instead of seeing "stop" on a stop sign, 265 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:45,669 I see "pots." 266 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,672 My doctor says it's 267 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,009 a genetic variation, like for evolution. 268 00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:55,178 So maybe I'm a superior being. 269 00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:57,889 The future of the race. 270 00:20:01,143 --> 00:20:04,145 Like, if aliens came down and they had a... 271 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:08,065 A language, a super-advanced language, 272 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,193 that said you had to read this way to that way, 273 00:20:10,401 --> 00:20:12,403 instead of that way to this way. 274 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,586 Shit. 275 00:20:52,691 --> 00:20:54,317 Yo, kidlings. 276 00:20:55,693 --> 00:20:57,487 What are you guys doing here? 277 00:20:57,695 --> 00:20:59,156 Eating mini beef tacos. 278 00:20:59,698 --> 00:21:02,784 Finest mini beef tacos in the world here. 279 00:21:03,701 --> 00:21:05,035 Yummy. 280 00:21:05,953 --> 00:21:08,081 What, did you steal Mom's car again? 281 00:21:08,289 --> 00:21:10,207 - Why do you care? - I don't give a fuck. 282 00:21:10,749 --> 00:21:12,334 Who's the minors? 283 00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:14,336 It's just my brother and some of his friends. 284 00:21:14,544 --> 00:21:16,547 What are the paddles for? 285 00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:19,091 We're going cow spanking. 286 00:21:20,217 --> 00:21:22,051 Cow spanking, what's that? 287 00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,846 It's like cow tipping, 288 00:21:24,054 --> 00:21:25,222 only we spank. 289 00:21:26,306 --> 00:21:27,390 Really. 290 00:21:27,599 --> 00:21:30,559 Come on, let's just get the smokes and get out of here. 291 00:21:30,768 --> 00:21:32,228 Camels. 292 00:21:36,732 --> 00:21:39,026 While you boys are out cow spanking, 293 00:21:39,234 --> 00:21:40,820 Kile and I are gonna go pussy hunting. 294 00:21:41,028 --> 00:21:43,947 - Good for you, Jasper. - Hey, don't get sassy with my boy. 295 00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:48,451 You ever been pussy hunting? 296 00:21:50,537 --> 00:21:52,747 No, I didn't think so. 297 00:21:52,956 --> 00:21:55,083 You know how I knew? 298 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:58,044 Because you gotta have some bait to catch one. 299 00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,004 That's great. 300 00:22:00,213 --> 00:22:02,673 Grow up, Jasper. Let's go, Marty. 301 00:22:33,661 --> 00:22:35,162 Jesus, Jasper. Why do you have to...? 302 00:22:35,371 --> 00:22:36,580 Dumb fucks. 303 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:39,291 Why do you have to act so retarded? 304 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,377 Have fun cow spanking, boys. 305 00:22:49,384 --> 00:22:52,095 - Oh, man. That was awesome. - You see that shit? 306 00:23:07,026 --> 00:23:10,153 - So whose road is this? - It's just a road. 307 00:23:15,158 --> 00:23:16,743 Hey, you guys ever hear about 308 00:23:16,952 --> 00:23:19,495 when Rocky and I were kicking it out here? 309 00:23:19,704 --> 00:23:22,332 We got some poison oak on our hands. 310 00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:24,292 This is a disgusting story. 311 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,210 Anyway, so we were out here, 312 00:23:26,419 --> 00:23:29,296 and we got some poison oak on our hands. 313 00:23:29,505 --> 00:23:31,257 With all the beers we were drinking, 314 00:23:31,465 --> 00:23:33,592 well, naturally, we had to take a piss. 315 00:23:33,801 --> 00:23:36,761 Now, I don't know if you're hip, Millie, 316 00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:38,973 but when a guy pisses, 317 00:23:39,181 --> 00:23:41,767 he has to hold his pisser in his hands. 318 00:23:41,975 --> 00:23:43,435 - Like so: - Thanks, Marty. 319 00:23:43,685 --> 00:23:45,186 No, wait, I'm not finished yet. 320 00:23:45,395 --> 00:23:46,647 Next morning when we woke up, 321 00:23:46,855 --> 00:23:48,690 we both had totally chapped, rash-y nuts. 322 00:23:48,898 --> 00:23:50,900 Hey, lucky you didn't run out of toilet paper, 323 00:23:51,109 --> 00:23:53,819 have to wipe your butt with your hand. 324 00:24:01,535 --> 00:24:03,829 Ouch, ouch! I just got stung by something. 325 00:24:04,038 --> 00:24:06,540 - You all right? - Yeah. 326 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,043 You guys just go ahead. 327 00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:11,962 Better make sure it's not a tick. 328 00:24:12,171 --> 00:24:13,797 Lyme's disease, you know. 329 00:24:14,005 --> 00:24:17,008 Look, all right, there'll be three circles around the bite if it's Lyme's disease. 330 00:24:17,216 --> 00:24:18,843 But, like, you gotta watch out because you could 331 00:24:19,051 --> 00:24:20,845 just straight drop dead from Lyme's disease. 332 00:24:21,054 --> 00:24:22,555 Thanks, George. 333 00:24:22,764 --> 00:24:24,932 Oh, if it is a tick and it gets dug in, 334 00:24:25,141 --> 00:24:26,725 we might need to take my tweezers 335 00:24:26,934 --> 00:24:29,437 and, like, put it under a flame until it gets, like, red hot, 336 00:24:29,645 --> 00:24:33,398 and then burn the thing to death so it'll let go before we pull it out. 337 00:24:35,567 --> 00:24:37,569 Can you leave us alone for a second? 338 00:24:40,864 --> 00:24:42,323 Thanks. 339 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:47,620 Seems like George is having a good time. 340 00:24:47,829 --> 00:24:49,580 What are you trying to say, Clyde? 341 00:24:50,206 --> 00:24:53,042 Fat boy's gonna get what he's got coming. 342 00:24:58,547 --> 00:25:00,257 I don't see a stinger. 343 00:25:00,590 --> 00:25:03,552 Sam, what's going on here with George? 344 00:25:03,761 --> 00:25:06,471 Oh, it's nothing bad. It's just a joke. 345 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,223 What kind of joke? 346 00:25:08,431 --> 00:25:09,932 Well... 347 00:25:10,893 --> 00:25:13,186 ...we're planning on stripping him, throwing him in the river, 348 00:25:13,436 --> 00:25:15,688 and then we're gonna make him run home naked. 349 00:25:15,897 --> 00:25:18,857 - We have a plan. It involves a dare. - A dare? 350 00:25:19,109 --> 00:25:20,693 Yeah. See, the only reason I didn't tell you before... 351 00:25:20,902 --> 00:25:23,070 Who said I wanted to be part of this? 352 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,239 All right, what about this? 353 00:25:27,783 --> 00:25:28,784 What's that? 354 00:25:28,993 --> 00:25:30,369 "If you could snap your fingers right now, 355 00:25:30,577 --> 00:25:33,038 "and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it?" 356 00:25:33,747 --> 00:25:36,500 - It's totally mean, Sam. - He's mean. 357 00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:38,710 He's a stupid fat kid. 358 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,670 He's got problems. 359 00:25:40,879 --> 00:25:42,213 But he's obviously... 360 00:25:46,926 --> 00:25:49,387 Promise me you won't do anything to him. 361 00:25:49,637 --> 00:25:50,679 It's not just me. 362 00:25:50,888 --> 00:25:53,266 Promise, or I go back to the car. 363 00:25:55,643 --> 00:25:57,769 All right, I promise. 364 00:25:57,978 --> 00:26:00,230 I'll tell Rocky. 365 00:26:17,246 --> 00:26:20,583 Can't wait to get her on the river and start paddling. 366 00:26:20,791 --> 00:26:23,835 - Hey, Rock, you wanna go untie us? - Sure. 367 00:26:33,386 --> 00:26:35,681 - There any life jackets? - No, I don't think we'll need them. 368 00:26:35,889 --> 00:26:39,100 Come on, sweetheart. Gotta learn to live life on the edge. 369 00:26:40,768 --> 00:26:42,061 He doesn't smoke, Marty. 370 00:26:43,438 --> 00:26:45,940 Why don't you speak for yourself, faggot? 371 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,319 I gotta keep my eye on you. 372 00:26:53,364 --> 00:26:55,991 These are really strong. 373 00:26:56,199 --> 00:26:58,952 Come on, Rock, he's not such a bad guy. 374 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,538 He's acting like a nice guy, Sam. 375 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:03,707 In reality, he's not. 376 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,792 You a... 377 00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:10,338 You a cigarette virgin, George? 378 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,424 No. No, I'm not, man. 379 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,342 I've smoked before. 380 00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:18,012 I... No, I once cold smoked 381 00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:20,180 an entire pack of American Spirit Menthols. 382 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,599 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 383 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,855 What if I told you American Spirit doesn't make menthols? 384 00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:30,231 They don't? 385 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,150 It's OK if you've never smoked before, George. I never have. 386 00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:36,362 Well, I have. All right, I'm not lying. 387 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:40,783 You know, maybe they weren't menthols, but they were definitely 388 00:27:40,991 --> 00:27:43,328 - American Spirits. - Right. 389 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:46,372 The only reason why he's being nice to us 390 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:50,501 is because he sees this as an opportunity to get something. 391 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:53,170 To get friends. Everybody wants that. 392 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,172 OK, what if you were his friend, Sam? 393 00:27:56,256 --> 00:27:59,176 I mean, he'd still go around school, beating everybody else up. 394 00:27:59,384 --> 00:28:01,178 And that's actually if you'd be his friend. 395 00:28:01,386 --> 00:28:03,554 I don't care what you say. I don't wanna do it. 396 00:28:03,763 --> 00:28:05,640 - Millie thinks it's a bad idea too. - Oh, well, if Millie thinks... 397 00:28:05,848 --> 00:28:08,601 - Millie thinks what's a bad idea? - Nothing. 398 00:28:10,061 --> 00:28:12,521 You pansies untie the knot yet? 399 00:28:12,771 --> 00:28:14,648 Chop, chop, come on. 400 00:28:18,027 --> 00:28:19,111 Hey. 401 00:28:19,319 --> 00:28:21,863 Hey, Rock, you know, I got a knife 402 00:28:22,072 --> 00:28:24,742 that'll slice through that like butter. 403 00:28:24,950 --> 00:28:26,118 That's OK, George. 404 00:28:26,326 --> 00:28:28,078 I think we got it. 405 00:28:28,286 --> 00:28:30,079 Well, it's got, like, a bone saw, 406 00:28:30,288 --> 00:28:32,416 scissor, pick ax, I mean, everything. 407 00:28:32,624 --> 00:28:34,626 It's OK, George. 408 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,378 OK. 409 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,934 I'll talk to Marty about it, OK? 410 00:28:52,142 --> 00:28:54,060 Give me your oar. 411 00:28:58,648 --> 00:29:00,942 - Nice. - Thank you, George. 412 00:29:01,150 --> 00:29:02,819 Yeah, I once skipped a rock on this lake, 413 00:29:03,027 --> 00:29:05,487 it skipped, like, a thousand times. 414 00:29:07,282 --> 00:29:08,616 Let's get her in the water. 415 00:29:08,824 --> 00:29:11,035 Aye, aye, capitan. 416 00:29:12,786 --> 00:29:15,414 Calling off the plan. I'll tell you later. 417 00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:20,293 It's all taken care of. 418 00:29:26,257 --> 00:29:28,634 Hey! You guys should take your shoes off 419 00:29:28,843 --> 00:29:30,302 if you don't want to get them wet. 420 00:29:30,511 --> 00:29:33,598 Too late. They're soaked. 421 00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:37,518 This is gonna be fun, don't you think? 422 00:29:37,726 --> 00:29:40,313 Yeah. But whoever didn't bring life jackets 423 00:29:40,521 --> 00:29:43,023 on a boat trip's a moron. 424 00:29:44,524 --> 00:29:47,527 Hey, you know I have athlete's foot? 425 00:29:47,862 --> 00:29:49,655 - Get in. - You are so disgusting. 426 00:29:49,863 --> 00:29:51,281 Oh, my gosh. 427 00:30:22,269 --> 00:30:24,729 Row, two, three, four! 428 00:30:25,688 --> 00:30:28,274 One, two, three, four... 429 00:30:53,256 --> 00:30:56,676 Sam loves it, don't you lie 430 00:30:58,928 --> 00:31:00,471 Rocky is a pimp 431 00:31:01,347 --> 00:31:03,349 Clyde is a fag 432 00:31:04,225 --> 00:31:06,185 Yeah, you love it, don't you? 433 00:31:07,603 --> 00:31:09,604 He spit all over the lens. 434 00:31:10,272 --> 00:31:13,734 Shut up, Rocky, this is what's gonna get me on MTV. 435 00:31:17,028 --> 00:31:19,322 You need go-go dancers. 436 00:31:21,158 --> 00:31:23,159 This is expensive. 437 00:31:23,368 --> 00:31:25,786 OK, now you have to stop. 438 00:31:27,079 --> 00:31:29,457 Send your donations to George Tooney, Oregon. 439 00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:31,667 Love one. 440 00:31:32,918 --> 00:31:36,088 I always thought I was really talented in that sense. 441 00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:38,549 You agree, right? Up top. Maybe later. 442 00:31:50,268 --> 00:31:52,937 I'm glad the way this day's turning out. 443 00:31:53,730 --> 00:31:54,939 It's a nice day. 444 00:31:55,148 --> 00:31:58,025 Yeah, if nothing else, it's a nice day. 445 00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:05,824 Can you guys taste how sweet the air is? 446 00:32:06,366 --> 00:32:09,119 Smells like cherry blossom. 447 00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:12,623 How do you know what cherry blossoms smell like, George? 448 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:16,918 It's obvious. 449 00:32:17,126 --> 00:32:19,254 I don't know. 450 00:32:19,463 --> 00:32:21,839 What is a cherry blossom? 451 00:32:22,048 --> 00:32:24,675 It's the blossom on a cherry. 452 00:32:24,884 --> 00:32:26,301 No, I thought it was its own kind of plant. 453 00:32:26,510 --> 00:32:28,137 What do you think, Marty? 454 00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:30,556 I think I'm bored as fuck. 455 00:32:31,015 --> 00:32:32,850 I also think I got some more beer in my pack. 456 00:32:33,058 --> 00:32:34,518 - Anyone want one? - Yeah. 457 00:32:35,352 --> 00:32:38,480 - You drinking, Sammy? - Yeah, sure. 458 00:32:38,689 --> 00:32:40,273 I thought you... Didn't you want a beer? 459 00:32:55,246 --> 00:32:57,164 Hey, Sammy. 460 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,710 If you're really feeling like a party animal... 461 00:33:02,461 --> 00:33:03,837 ...you wanna smoke a birthday doobie? 462 00:33:04,046 --> 00:33:06,548 Sam doesn't smoke weed, Marty. 463 00:33:06,756 --> 00:33:08,633 - Rocky, chill out. - There's younger people 464 00:33:08,841 --> 00:33:12,095 - on this trip, Marty. - All right, fuck-face, calm down. 465 00:33:12,929 --> 00:33:14,639 - I've been stoned before. - Oh, yeah? 466 00:33:14,847 --> 00:33:19,060 Yeah. Yeah. I smoked a whole blunt myself once. Yup. 467 00:33:19,269 --> 00:33:22,021 I... I hallucinated that there was... 468 00:33:22,229 --> 00:33:23,981 There was a little blue guy on my shoulder, 469 00:33:24,189 --> 00:33:26,359 fucking tap dancing. 470 00:33:26,567 --> 00:33:28,235 But, no, I don't smoke weed after that, 471 00:33:28,444 --> 00:33:31,988 because, like, my doctor says it stunts your growth. 472 00:33:32,197 --> 00:33:35,117 - So I'm waiting until I'm 24. - Yeah. 473 00:33:35,326 --> 00:33:37,661 Because, you know, that's when you stop growing. 474 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:46,252 Have you ever been stoned, Millie? 475 00:33:46,461 --> 00:33:49,213 Would you please get that out of my face? 476 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,969 All right, go ahead, turn it off. 477 00:34:08,982 --> 00:34:11,234 Sure is a beautiful river. 478 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,071 Oh, you guys, look! 479 00:34:17,449 --> 00:34:19,117 - What? - What? 480 00:34:20,451 --> 00:34:21,660 What? 481 00:34:21,869 --> 00:34:24,622 I thought I saw a water snake. 482 00:35:02,699 --> 00:35:04,117 Sam. 483 00:35:07,662 --> 00:35:08,955 Millie. 484 00:35:09,164 --> 00:35:10,623 Thanks. 485 00:35:12,333 --> 00:35:14,585 - Here. - Thanks. 486 00:35:16,170 --> 00:35:19,423 All that boating really gets your appetite up. 487 00:35:20,215 --> 00:35:22,217 You've just been sitting in the boat. 488 00:35:22,426 --> 00:35:24,261 I've been shifting my weight the whole time, 489 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:25,679 trying to keep us level. 490 00:35:25,888 --> 00:35:27,639 Yeah, you've really been working hard. 491 00:35:27,848 --> 00:35:30,433 As if your pussy ass has been doing anything. 492 00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:39,317 Did you make these yourself? 493 00:35:40,527 --> 00:35:44,488 You'II... You'll have to give me the recipe sometime. 494 00:35:47,991 --> 00:35:50,036 It's peanut butter and jelly. 495 00:36:00,504 --> 00:36:02,464 Oh, yeah. 496 00:36:02,714 --> 00:36:05,509 Nothing beats a good piss in the river. 497 00:36:06,051 --> 00:36:07,761 Except, of course, a good romping session 498 00:36:07,969 --> 00:36:10,471 of a stupid, ugly, dumb, pathetic piece of shit. 499 00:36:10,721 --> 00:36:13,599 - Yeah, we gotta talk about that. - Yeah? 500 00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:16,018 What's to talk about? 501 00:36:17,353 --> 00:36:19,229 I want to call it off. 502 00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:21,314 I'm not laughing. 503 00:36:21,731 --> 00:36:23,275 I'm dead serious. 504 00:36:23,484 --> 00:36:24,985 Wait a minute. 505 00:36:25,235 --> 00:36:27,487 First, you get me all juiced up. 506 00:36:27,696 --> 00:36:29,864 You make me steal my mom's car. 507 00:36:30,073 --> 00:36:31,783 You get me out here on a Saturday 508 00:36:31,992 --> 00:36:34,202 when I could be at home watching TV. 509 00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:36,079 - Marty, come on. - Then you have me steering 510 00:36:36,287 --> 00:36:39,040 the fucking Titanic all across the river with a bunch of munchkins 511 00:36:39,249 --> 00:36:42,918 who are totally sober and bringing me down. 512 00:36:44,128 --> 00:36:46,088 Now, you mean to tell me we don't even get to do 513 00:36:46,296 --> 00:36:47,798 what we came out here for? 514 00:36:48,007 --> 00:36:49,967 I had no idea the guy was gonna turn out so nice. 515 00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:52,677 Check it out, Rock, he's not nice! 516 00:36:52,886 --> 00:36:56,223 He's a spoiled, retarded punk who beat up your brother. 517 00:36:56,432 --> 00:36:58,266 OK, maybe I feel a little sorry for him now. 518 00:36:58,475 --> 00:37:00,060 OK, well, then I'm gonna give you two choices: 519 00:37:00,268 --> 00:37:02,270 You're either hard as hell and you're yanking my chain, 520 00:37:02,478 --> 00:37:03,729 or you're the limpest dick I've ever met in my life. 521 00:37:03,938 --> 00:37:06,274 - Everyone wants to call it off. - Well, everyone is a vagina! 522 00:37:06,482 --> 00:37:09,193 You don't even have a real grudge against him. 523 00:37:11,487 --> 00:37:13,531 If you were any kind of a good brother, 524 00:37:13,739 --> 00:37:16,116 you wouldn't let Sammy boy get the shit kicked out of him 525 00:37:16,325 --> 00:37:19,202 and then stroke the beater-upper's dick all day long. 526 00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:22,373 - Just remember the plan's off. - Yeah. 527 00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,960 I just wonder if, when push came to shove, 528 00:37:27,168 --> 00:37:28,878 if you'd have my back. 529 00:37:33,007 --> 00:37:34,884 Hey, Clyde. 530 00:37:35,092 --> 00:37:38,054 Remember when you were in the fourth grade, and I was in third, and I... 531 00:37:38,304 --> 00:37:40,431 I smacked you across the face with a bat? 532 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,434 - How could I forget? - Maybe you had that thing 533 00:37:43,642 --> 00:37:45,602 where you forget from getting hit in the head. 534 00:37:45,810 --> 00:37:47,771 - Amnesia? - Yeah. 535 00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:51,274 Anyway, I was trying to remember. 536 00:37:51,483 --> 00:37:53,568 - Why'd I do it? - I don't know. 537 00:37:53,776 --> 00:37:55,946 You must've done something. 538 00:37:56,154 --> 00:37:58,364 No, I never do anything to anybody. 539 00:37:58,573 --> 00:38:00,408 That's stupid. Of course you do. 540 00:38:00,616 --> 00:38:03,453 Look, it's not stupid, George. You just attacked me. 541 00:38:03,662 --> 00:38:05,455 A kid doesn't just attack for no reason. 542 00:38:05,663 --> 00:38:07,581 You always attack for no reason. 543 00:38:08,582 --> 00:38:12,253 I know it's your birthday, Sam, but shut your trap. 544 00:38:21,470 --> 00:38:24,431 Hey! You pussies done with your sammies? 545 00:38:24,681 --> 00:38:26,307 Does it look like we're done with our sandwiches? 546 00:38:26,516 --> 00:38:28,477 Yeah, I'm gonna get the boat back in the water. 547 00:38:28,685 --> 00:38:30,687 You ladies can join me whenever you want. 548 00:39:03,217 --> 00:39:04,969 Why'd you drop the anchor? 549 00:39:05,803 --> 00:39:07,805 Because I felt like it. 550 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:25,071 Hey, Sammy. 551 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:28,741 What you say we bust out that Stream Machine. 552 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:32,161 - Yeah, OK. - Clyde, can you give it to me? 553 00:39:42,545 --> 00:39:43,923 All right. 554 00:39:47,092 --> 00:39:48,510 Put that away. 555 00:39:49,177 --> 00:39:52,973 All right, first, we must charge the propulsion system. 556 00:39:54,265 --> 00:39:57,560 And then take aim and run a preliminary test. 557 00:39:57,768 --> 00:39:59,061 Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! 558 00:39:59,270 --> 00:40:01,564 Don't fucking squirt that thing at me again! 559 00:40:13,075 --> 00:40:16,077 Hey, what do you guys say we play some Truth or Dare? 560 00:40:16,286 --> 00:40:18,413 Yeah. Yeah, I love that game. 561 00:40:18,622 --> 00:40:20,749 - OK, then, let's do it. - Let's not. 562 00:40:20,957 --> 00:40:23,709 People's feelings always end up hurt when we play this game. 563 00:40:23,918 --> 00:40:25,169 Yeah, she's right. 564 00:40:25,377 --> 00:40:27,088 God, Sam and Millie 565 00:40:27,297 --> 00:40:30,716 are a couple of little wet pussies, aren't they? 566 00:40:34,428 --> 00:40:35,971 Clyde, do you wanna start? 567 00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:39,558 I don't know. I'm kind of with Millie and Sam on this one. 568 00:40:40,850 --> 00:40:43,812 Pussy number one, pussy number two, 569 00:40:43,979 --> 00:40:45,230 pussy number three. 570 00:40:48,107 --> 00:40:51,403 Go ahead, Clyde. Start the game. 571 00:40:57,574 --> 00:40:59,076 OK, then. 572 00:41:01,579 --> 00:41:04,206 Rocky, truth or dare? 573 00:41:05,332 --> 00:41:06,625 Truth. 574 00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:09,044 All right, I want you to tell us, 575 00:41:10,254 --> 00:41:12,214 in 20 words or more, 576 00:41:12,422 --> 00:41:14,882 what you were thinking the last time you beat off. 577 00:41:18,595 --> 00:41:20,513 Susie Johnson. 578 00:41:20,722 --> 00:41:24,350 But that's... That's not even 20 words. 579 00:41:24,559 --> 00:41:26,185 It's, like, two. 580 00:41:29,730 --> 00:41:32,984 OK, I imagined that she followed me into the locker room, 581 00:41:33,192 --> 00:41:34,485 went into the stall. 582 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:37,237 She got on her knees. I sat on the toilet. 583 00:41:37,446 --> 00:41:40,448 - That's 20. - All right, Rocky, it's your turn. 584 00:41:43,243 --> 00:41:45,745 OK, Sammy. Truth or dare? 585 00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:49,290 Dare. 586 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:54,336 I dare you to French kiss Millie for ten seconds. 587 00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:56,296 Man. 588 00:41:57,547 --> 00:41:59,091 It's pretty exciting. 589 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:01,593 - It's OK. - What? It's OK. 590 00:42:01,802 --> 00:42:04,513 Wait, did you hear that? It's OK. 591 00:42:07,224 --> 00:42:08,684 She wants it. 592 00:42:08,892 --> 00:42:10,352 This is what I paid for? Come on! 593 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,186 - Come on! - Let's go! 594 00:42:12,395 --> 00:42:13,563 I want my money back. 595 00:42:13,771 --> 00:42:15,690 OK. There you go. 596 00:42:15,899 --> 00:42:18,818 There you go! Ten. 597 00:42:19,026 --> 00:42:20,528 Nine, 598 00:42:20,736 --> 00:42:23,113 eight, seven, 599 00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:25,575 six, five, 600 00:42:25,783 --> 00:42:28,160 four, three, 601 00:42:28,368 --> 00:42:30,287 two... 602 00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:37,710 Oh, shit. Oh, man. 603 00:42:40,088 --> 00:42:42,465 Yo, Rock. Rock, I just had an amazing flash 604 00:42:42,674 --> 00:42:47,052 of what your brother and Millie would look like all hot and bothered in bed. 605 00:42:48,095 --> 00:42:49,722 - That's gross. - Sammy, go. It's your turn. 606 00:42:49,931 --> 00:42:52,808 Wait, wait, maybe... Maybe we shouldn't call him Sammy anymore. 607 00:42:53,017 --> 00:42:55,852 Maybe we should call him "lover boy." 608 00:42:58,272 --> 00:42:59,732 OK, then. 609 00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:01,400 Marty. 610 00:43:02,109 --> 00:43:04,110 - Truth or dare? - Dare. 611 00:43:04,277 --> 00:43:05,738 All right. 612 00:43:06,113 --> 00:43:09,074 I dare you to pull down your pants and your underwear, 613 00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:12,368 and show us that famous dick of yours for at least ten seconds. 614 00:43:12,576 --> 00:43:14,871 Ten seconds. Wow, you are a killer, Sam. 615 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,497 All right, I will do it, 616 00:43:16,706 --> 00:43:20,376 because I am proud of my boys. But if I do, 617 00:43:20,584 --> 00:43:23,546 I don't want anyone else wimping out on their dares. 618 00:43:23,796 --> 00:43:25,506 So let's see the penis. 619 00:43:25,714 --> 00:43:28,550 - Bring on the penis! - All right. 620 00:43:29,175 --> 00:43:32,429 Millie, close your eyes. Marty doesn't want to go to jail. 621 00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:34,973 No cameras. 622 00:43:36,558 --> 00:43:38,142 We ready? 623 00:43:42,647 --> 00:43:43,981 That's sick. 624 00:43:45,399 --> 00:43:47,318 - Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! - Oh! OK. OK. 625 00:43:47,527 --> 00:43:50,154 All right. You fucking asshole. 626 00:43:53,949 --> 00:43:56,827 - It was hairy as a chimp! - Yeah, was it? 627 00:43:57,036 --> 00:43:58,537 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 628 00:43:58,745 --> 00:44:00,497 It looked like a giant frog. 629 00:44:00,705 --> 00:44:03,624 All right, assholes. That was pretty funny, douche bag. 630 00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:05,252 - At first I thought it was all deformed, - Thank you. 631 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:07,670 - Because it was just so fucking ugly. - OK. All right. 632 00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,881 Have you gotten out all your stupid chuckles yet? 633 00:44:10,089 --> 00:44:12,341 Have I gotten out all my stupid chuckles? No! 634 00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:15,470 All right. Well, whenever you're done, let me know, because it's my turn next. 635 00:44:15,678 --> 00:44:18,180 "Whenever you're done, let me know, because it's my turn next." 636 00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:19,806 - What are you doing? - Yeah, well, what are you doing? 637 00:44:20,015 --> 00:44:21,517 - Stop imitating me. - "Stop imitating me." 638 00:44:21,726 --> 00:44:22,977 - Enough is enough! - "Enough is enough!" 639 00:44:23,185 --> 00:44:25,896 Is that what your dad says to you? 640 00:44:30,275 --> 00:44:31,777 You don't know shit about my father. 641 00:44:31,985 --> 00:44:34,821 If you ever say anything about my father again, I will kill you. 642 00:44:35,029 --> 00:44:37,239 Do you understand? 643 00:44:42,328 --> 00:44:43,662 Marty, I... 644 00:44:43,871 --> 00:44:46,624 I was just messing around with you. 645 00:44:47,667 --> 00:44:49,627 OK, messing boy. 646 00:44:50,836 --> 00:44:53,380 I dare you to strip butt naked and jump in the river. 647 00:44:53,588 --> 00:44:55,507 Marty, leave him alone. 648 00:44:56,425 --> 00:44:58,301 I did my dare. 649 00:44:58,510 --> 00:45:01,095 Now he does his. Those are the rules, Clyde. 650 00:45:01,304 --> 00:45:03,473 Marty, why don't you just calm down? 651 00:45:03,682 --> 00:45:06,476 - OK, the game's over. - The game'll be over in a minute! 652 00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:11,940 Right after fat-ass here takes his clothes off and gets in the bath. 653 00:45:16,068 --> 00:45:18,570 Chill out, Marty, all right? 654 00:45:19,029 --> 00:45:21,615 Because you know what? I didn't even pick dare, all right? 655 00:45:21,824 --> 00:45:22,908 I pick truth. 656 00:45:24,659 --> 00:45:26,744 You want a truth? 657 00:45:26,953 --> 00:45:29,539 OK, I'll give you a truth. 658 00:45:30,832 --> 00:45:34,252 The truth is, lard-fart, 659 00:45:34,669 --> 00:45:37,672 is that we didn't invite you out here because we've been secretly in love 660 00:45:37,922 --> 00:45:40,216 - with you all these years. - Marty, don't do this. 661 00:45:40,424 --> 00:45:43,469 We invited you out here because you smacked Sammy boy 662 00:45:43,677 --> 00:45:45,805 - right there in the cranium. - Marty, stop. 663 00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:49,433 So we came up with a plan to mess you up. 664 00:45:51,309 --> 00:45:53,312 Is that true, Sam? 665 00:45:55,939 --> 00:45:57,440 Yeah. 666 00:45:58,149 --> 00:46:00,359 But then we changed our minds because we liked you. 667 00:46:01,110 --> 00:46:03,071 Wait, you...? You tricked me? 668 00:46:03,279 --> 00:46:05,073 Yes, we tricked you. 669 00:46:05,281 --> 00:46:07,450 And, yes, all these suckers here changed their minds, 670 00:46:07,658 --> 00:46:09,701 but I didn't change mine. 671 00:46:10,578 --> 00:46:14,498 I'm a man who likes to follow through with his plans. 672 00:46:22,798 --> 00:46:24,549 What have you been planning? 673 00:46:29,929 --> 00:46:31,723 We were planning on stripping you, 674 00:46:31,931 --> 00:46:34,975 throwing you in the river, then making you run home naked. 675 00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:40,522 - It's not funny. - Oh, it's super-duper funny to me. 676 00:46:46,445 --> 00:46:48,488 - I'm sorry, George. - You're not sorry! 677 00:46:48,697 --> 00:46:50,615 I'm sorry. 678 00:46:55,829 --> 00:46:58,706 Is...? Is it even your birthday? 679 00:46:58,915 --> 00:47:00,458 No. 680 00:47:04,545 --> 00:47:06,463 You're a fucking lying son of a bitch, Sam! 681 00:47:06,672 --> 00:47:08,800 All right? And I hope you fucking go to hell! 682 00:47:09,008 --> 00:47:11,552 - Don't make things worse, George. - Shut the fuck up, Millie. 683 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,762 You fucking stupid JAP cunt! 684 00:47:14,012 --> 00:47:15,639 Sit down, George. You're out of control. 685 00:47:15,847 --> 00:47:18,392 Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! 686 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,727 Fucking skinny, butt-munching faggot! 687 00:47:20,936 --> 00:47:22,771 I hate you, you know that? I really do! 688 00:47:22,979 --> 00:47:25,189 Because all you do is fucking prance around school, 689 00:47:25,398 --> 00:47:27,817 talking about your fucking faggoty, fairy fathers! 690 00:47:28,026 --> 00:47:29,736 I'll tell you what! I don't want to hear 691 00:47:29,944 --> 00:47:32,571 about your fucking fathers and how their assholes work. 692 00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:34,532 All right? It makes me sick! 693 00:47:34,741 --> 00:47:38,494 And I... I fucking hope they fucking die of fag disease! 694 00:47:40,245 --> 00:47:41,788 Yeah! 695 00:47:46,793 --> 00:47:51,089 And... And speaking of dead fathers... 696 00:47:52,382 --> 00:47:55,468 ...I just remembered why bonehead, white-trash, 697 00:47:55,677 --> 00:47:58,721 fucking donkey-dick Marty got so fucking freaked 698 00:47:58,929 --> 00:48:01,974 when I started talking about his daddy. 699 00:48:03,392 --> 00:48:06,812 His Neanderthal 700 00:48:07,062 --> 00:48:10,065 drunk dad put a gun in his mouth 701 00:48:10,274 --> 00:48:14,152 and splattered his brains all over the wall. 702 00:48:17,739 --> 00:48:22,201 You know, I almost forgot that my mom told me that. 703 00:48:22,410 --> 00:48:26,414 She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." 704 00:48:26,623 --> 00:48:31,210 I thought it was sad at first. But, now, I like it. 705 00:48:32,044 --> 00:48:34,338 His daddy splattered his brains 706 00:48:34,547 --> 00:48:36,632 all over the wall. 707 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,301 - His daddy splattered his brains - Shut up, George. 708 00:48:39,509 --> 00:48:42,096 - All over the wall. - George, come on. Shut up. 709 00:48:42,304 --> 00:48:44,348 His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall! 710 00:48:44,556 --> 00:48:47,183 - Stop it, George! - All over the wall! 711 00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:49,268 - His daddy splattered his brains - No one talks to people like that. 712 00:48:49,478 --> 00:48:52,397 - All over the wall! - Shut the fuck up, George! 713 00:48:52,605 --> 00:48:55,066 - Shut the fuck up! - All over the wall! 714 00:48:55,274 --> 00:48:58,153 All over the wall! His daddy splattered his brains 715 00:48:58,361 --> 00:48:59,779 - Shut up! - All over the wall! 716 00:48:59,987 --> 00:49:01,238 - Marty! - Stop it! 717 00:49:01,447 --> 00:49:03,949 - Marty! George! - All over the wall! 718 00:49:04,158 --> 00:49:05,909 Shut the fuck up! 719 00:49:08,287 --> 00:49:09,663 - Help! Help! - That's what happens 720 00:49:09,872 --> 00:49:11,581 when you fuck with Martini Blank! 721 00:49:11,790 --> 00:49:14,752 - Help, help! Please! - Martini Blank's friends back him up. 722 00:49:15,794 --> 00:49:18,254 - That's what friends do, fuck-o. - Help! 723 00:49:18,463 --> 00:49:21,174 - Help! Help! Help! - That's why you're in the water. 724 00:49:21,632 --> 00:49:25,053 - Because you've got none. - Help! Fucker! 725 00:49:30,307 --> 00:49:31,308 Help! 726 00:49:31,517 --> 00:49:33,436 Help! Help! 727 00:49:37,064 --> 00:49:39,441 Help! Help! 728 00:49:48,408 --> 00:49:49,618 Please help. 729 00:50:02,963 --> 00:50:04,422 Shit, you guys, he's not coming up! 730 00:51:21,204 --> 00:51:22,830 Help! 731 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:26,708 Guys, help, now! Hurry! 732 00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:33,382 Get him up. 733 00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:36,342 George. 734 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:42,098 - Oh, shit. - Do you know what you're doing? 735 00:51:42,307 --> 00:51:44,850 One, two, three, four... 736 00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:47,020 Help! 737 00:51:47,895 --> 00:51:49,605 Help! 738 00:51:51,940 --> 00:51:53,859 Help! 739 00:51:54,402 --> 00:51:56,278 Can anyone help us? 740 00:51:59,364 --> 00:52:01,866 - Help! - One, two, three, four. 741 00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:04,536 One, two, three, four. 742 00:52:06,955 --> 00:52:08,414 Come on. 743 00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:12,335 Wake up. Come on, wake up! 744 00:52:17,298 --> 00:52:18,882 Wake up. 745 00:52:20,134 --> 00:52:21,594 Shit. 746 00:52:23,053 --> 00:52:24,721 Wake up! 747 00:52:26,098 --> 00:52:27,474 Wake up! 748 00:52:27,682 --> 00:52:30,602 Wake up! God, wake up! 749 00:52:34,606 --> 00:52:36,525 Wake up, wake up, wake up! 750 00:52:36,733 --> 00:52:38,068 Wake up, wake up! 751 00:52:38,276 --> 00:52:41,112 Wake up! Wake up, wake up, wake up! 752 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,905 Wake up! 753 00:55:50,082 --> 00:55:52,584 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 754 00:55:56,796 --> 00:56:00,008 We can never be forgiven for what we did. 755 00:56:00,967 --> 00:56:03,302 You didn't do anything. 756 00:56:04,303 --> 00:56:05,846 I don't wanna be here. 757 00:56:06,055 --> 00:56:08,557 I don't wanna be here. 758 00:56:09,016 --> 00:56:11,810 I wanted to kill him before I threw him over. Now he's dead. 759 00:56:11,977 --> 00:56:13,937 Maybe this was his time to go. 760 00:56:14,145 --> 00:56:16,148 Maybe it was his fate. 761 00:56:16,732 --> 00:56:18,942 Why would it be his fate? 762 00:56:20,318 --> 00:56:23,113 Because everything happens for a reason, Rock. 763 00:56:23,822 --> 00:56:25,323 I don't know. 764 00:56:40,713 --> 00:56:42,673 I'm sorry. 765 00:56:45,091 --> 00:56:47,010 I'm sorry. 766 00:56:50,514 --> 00:56:51,931 I'm sorry. 767 00:57:50,153 --> 00:57:52,488 Anybody know what time it is? 768 00:58:05,668 --> 00:58:08,462 What if we say we were playing Truth or Dare, 769 00:58:09,087 --> 00:58:11,798 and then we dared him to jump into the river, 770 00:58:12,007 --> 00:58:14,926 and he did, and he drowned. 771 00:58:21,850 --> 00:58:23,268 What the hell are you doing? 772 00:58:23,434 --> 00:58:25,269 Looking for his fucking video camera. 773 00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:28,730 If it gets found, then everybody finds out what we did. 774 00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:30,274 Everyone's gonna find out what we did, 775 00:58:30,441 --> 00:58:32,193 regardless if the video camera gets found, Marty. 776 00:58:32,401 --> 00:58:34,569 Not if we don't want them to. 777 00:58:36,196 --> 00:58:38,115 Are you joking? 778 00:58:38,324 --> 00:58:40,784 Look, this was a prank that went wrong. We come completely clean. 779 00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:44,704 No one's got a ton of sympathy for guys who throw fat kids in the river. 780 00:58:44,912 --> 00:58:47,916 All right? If we turn ourselves in, we're all screwed. 781 00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:50,960 What do you think's gonna happen, Marty? 782 00:58:51,168 --> 00:58:53,796 Superman's gonna fly around Earth and turn back time? 783 00:58:54,005 --> 00:58:59,635 No. I don't think Superman's going to turn back time. 784 00:59:02,763 --> 00:59:04,139 Think we gotta bury the body. 785 00:59:23,282 --> 00:59:25,826 Rocky, if we bury the body, it's gonna look like we did it on purpose. 786 00:59:26,034 --> 00:59:29,038 If we bury the body, we're not gonna look like anything. 787 00:59:29,246 --> 00:59:31,457 Out of sight, out of mind. 788 00:59:31,665 --> 00:59:34,626 Yeah, well, maybe out of your mind, you stupid fuck. 789 00:59:42,467 --> 00:59:44,928 Look, we just committed a major fucking crime. 790 00:59:45,136 --> 00:59:47,430 And if any one of us cracks, we are all gonna be screwed. 791 00:59:47,639 --> 00:59:50,724 Look, it was an accident. Kids like us have accidents all the time. 792 00:59:50,933 --> 00:59:53,186 This wasn't just an accident. 793 00:59:53,394 --> 00:59:56,480 All right? We schemed this, from the beginning. 794 00:59:56,689 --> 01:00:00,025 All right, so fine, we schemed. No one has to know that. 795 01:00:00,275 --> 01:00:02,236 They're gonna figure it out. 796 01:00:02,778 --> 01:00:06,489 Somebody's bound to crack when they start asking a million questions. 797 01:00:06,698 --> 01:00:08,658 Put Sammy boy in a lie detector. 798 01:00:08,866 --> 01:00:11,286 Look, the idea of burying the body is nuts. 799 01:00:11,494 --> 01:00:13,371 Going to jail and getting raped every night 800 01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:16,874 for the rest of your cute, little, fucking lives is nuts. 801 01:00:17,041 --> 01:00:19,168 I think you're nuts. 802 01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:56,828 So that's it? 803 01:00:57,037 --> 01:01:00,416 We're just gonna pretend like we're all innocent. 804 01:01:02,167 --> 01:01:04,711 - Shut up. - No. 805 01:01:04,919 --> 01:01:07,046 - Shut up. - No! 806 01:01:07,755 --> 01:01:10,050 If you've got a better idea, then you better spit it out 807 01:01:10,258 --> 01:01:13,094 - because no one else does. - Marty, come on. 808 01:01:13,261 --> 01:01:15,846 - Do you have one? - Shit, Marty. Get off. Come on. 809 01:01:16,055 --> 01:01:19,058 If you've got a better idea, I'll listen. Do you? 810 01:01:19,267 --> 01:01:20,601 - No. - Then do you agree 811 01:01:20,809 --> 01:01:23,103 that we have to go with the best idea we've got? 812 01:01:24,396 --> 01:01:27,274 Yes. Get off. 813 01:01:36,866 --> 01:01:39,869 You always gotta go with the best idea you've got. 814 01:01:42,122 --> 01:01:44,040 Otherwise you're just left 815 01:01:44,248 --> 01:01:47,918 laying around not knowing what to do. 816 01:02:56,691 --> 01:02:58,652 I can't do it. 817 01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:00,695 It's not safe. 818 01:03:04,282 --> 01:03:06,618 It's a big joke anyway. 819 01:04:06,507 --> 01:04:08,676 I think that's deep enough. 820 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,498 Hey, you guys wanna help? 821 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,386 First thing we gotta do when we get back 822 01:07:08,595 --> 01:07:10,597 is deal with Jasper and my brother. 823 01:07:11,098 --> 01:07:12,808 How? 824 01:07:13,016 --> 01:07:15,018 Gotta make sure they forget they ever saw George with us. 825 01:07:15,226 --> 01:07:16,561 What the fuck you gonna do? Huh? 826 01:07:16,769 --> 01:07:20,440 Hit them over the head with a rock, hope they get amnesia? 827 01:07:59,476 --> 01:08:00,978 Thanks. 828 01:08:36,928 --> 01:08:39,764 All right, this is the way it's gonna work. 829 01:08:39,973 --> 01:08:42,642 We drop everybody off at their houses. 830 01:08:42,851 --> 01:08:44,853 Everybody's gonna sit tight until I go make sure 831 01:08:45,019 --> 01:08:47,480 everything's "copathetic" with Kile and Jasper. 832 01:08:47,688 --> 01:08:50,441 The word's copacetic, Marty. 833 01:08:51,359 --> 01:08:52,860 Yeah. 834 01:09:28,018 --> 01:09:29,394 Millie... 835 01:09:29,769 --> 01:09:31,604 ...mum's the word. 836 01:10:09,974 --> 01:10:11,726 Peg, can I get the phone? 837 01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:20,067 Shit. 838 01:10:24,071 --> 01:10:25,656 - Kile? - Hey, Marty. 839 01:10:25,864 --> 01:10:27,574 - What's cooking? - Hey, you little fucker. 840 01:10:27,783 --> 01:10:30,285 How'd the cow spanking go? 841 01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:33,121 What? 842 01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:40,420 Looks fantastic. 843 01:10:46,467 --> 01:10:48,052 You OK? 844 01:10:48,261 --> 01:10:49,679 You look a little... 845 01:10:50,137 --> 01:10:51,972 No, I'm fine. 846 01:10:56,894 --> 01:11:00,897 Clyde, if something's up, it's OK to tell us about it. 847 01:11:12,449 --> 01:11:14,952 This is so fucked. 848 01:11:15,161 --> 01:11:16,537 Fuck! 849 01:11:26,921 --> 01:11:28,923 I don't even know... 850 01:11:30,842 --> 01:11:32,927 I don't even know. 851 01:11:36,889 --> 01:11:38,391 Hey. 852 01:11:39,809 --> 01:11:42,311 Maybe you guys could take me home? 853 01:12:07,251 --> 01:12:09,545 Wish we knew what to do. 854 01:12:14,383 --> 01:12:16,343 We know what to do. 855 01:12:17,552 --> 01:12:19,888 You know what we did, Rocky. 856 01:12:23,225 --> 01:12:25,602 What are you trying to say, Sam? 857 01:12:43,910 --> 01:12:46,747 You have to trust me on this one, Sam. 858 01:12:49,416 --> 01:12:51,751 I'm your big brother. 859 01:13:00,134 --> 01:13:02,262 But I don't trust you. 860 01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:18,735 Where you going? 861 01:14:07,698 --> 01:14:09,158 What do you want? 862 01:14:10,367 --> 01:14:12,161 To talk. 863 01:14:12,327 --> 01:14:13,954 We have nothing to talk about. 864 01:14:14,663 --> 01:14:17,750 It was your guys' plan. I was just there. 865 01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:20,961 That doesn't mean I have to tell on you. 866 01:14:21,169 --> 01:14:23,504 And that's your problem. 867 01:14:24,714 --> 01:14:26,258 Are you done? 868 01:14:27,842 --> 01:14:30,011 Can I come in? 869 01:14:57,495 --> 01:15:00,623 Do you remember when you said we could never be forgiven? 870 01:15:05,711 --> 01:15:07,337 That might be right. 871 01:15:09,548 --> 01:15:11,008 I don't know. 872 01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:17,097 The only thing I do know is that I'm not sure about anything. 873 01:15:18,098 --> 01:15:20,433 What do you want us to do? 874 01:15:20,642 --> 01:15:22,602 Go back and unbury the body? 875 01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:24,980 He's dead. 876 01:15:28,232 --> 01:15:29,859 You know... 877 01:15:32,235 --> 01:15:35,114 ...when we graduate high school 878 01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:39,492 and go to college and become doctors and lawyers and all that... 879 01:15:44,414 --> 01:15:47,083 ...what do you think it'd be like? 880 01:16:27,621 --> 01:16:29,456 - Hey. - Hey, Marty. 881 01:16:29,665 --> 01:16:32,293 - Good to see you. - How you doing, Mr. Maris? 882 01:16:32,501 --> 01:16:34,169 - How are you? - I'm good. 883 01:16:34,378 --> 01:16:36,171 Are...? Is Rocky and Sam home? 884 01:16:36,380 --> 01:16:37,964 Oh, yeah, yeah. The whole gang's here. 885 01:16:38,173 --> 01:16:40,759 They're listening to music in the bedroom there. 886 01:16:40,968 --> 01:16:43,762 - Do you mind if...? Thanks. - Yeah, yeah. 887 01:16:59,985 --> 01:17:01,612 What's going on here? 888 01:17:01,820 --> 01:17:04,072 Why don't you sit down? 889 01:17:07,075 --> 01:17:09,786 What, so I go off to make sure all our business is taken care of, 890 01:17:09,995 --> 01:17:12,121 and all of a sudden you guys form a new club? 891 01:17:13,831 --> 01:17:17,460 - We've come to a decision. - You've come to a decision? 892 01:17:19,128 --> 01:17:21,338 What, are you kidding me? 893 01:17:23,132 --> 01:17:25,426 We already decided. I talked to Jasper and Kile. 894 01:17:25,634 --> 01:17:27,636 They're not gonna say anything. 895 01:17:27,845 --> 01:17:30,013 Everything is going to be OK. 896 01:17:30,221 --> 01:17:33,642 No. Everything is not gonna be OK. 897 01:17:34,935 --> 01:17:36,561 So, what? 898 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,398 All you guys decide to squeal or something? 899 01:17:39,606 --> 01:17:41,233 We have to, Marty. It's the only way... 900 01:17:41,441 --> 01:17:45,027 No, there is no "only way", Sam. That's crap. 901 01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:48,323 OK? You know that's crap. 902 01:18:03,795 --> 01:18:05,547 All right. 903 01:18:07,507 --> 01:18:09,717 Screw all of you, then. 904 01:18:14,639 --> 01:18:16,766 - Marty, hang on. - No! 905 01:18:20,811 --> 01:18:22,855 - Where you going? - Away from you. 906 01:18:25,065 --> 01:18:27,192 You suck. 907 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,528 You know that, right? 908 01:18:31,405 --> 01:18:33,740 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know, drive to Mexico. 909 01:18:33,949 --> 01:18:36,242 What do you think? 910 01:18:38,370 --> 01:18:40,288 I don't know what to think. 911 01:18:42,165 --> 01:18:44,083 Well, if you don't know what to think, 912 01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:47,378 then you probably shouldn't be making decisions. 913 01:19:29,877 --> 01:19:33,296 What do you think about letting me borrow your gun? 914 01:20:36,981 --> 01:20:39,358 - Hey. - Yeah. 915 01:22:25,876 --> 01:22:27,669 Easy, man. 916 01:22:43,851 --> 01:22:46,686 He was saying terrible things. 917 01:22:46,895 --> 01:22:49,272 Things that shouldn't have been said. 918 01:22:56,529 --> 01:23:00,116 When your brother knocked George overboard... 919 01:23:01,033 --> 01:23:03,285 ...would you say he was 920 01:23:03,494 --> 01:23:05,746 in control 921 01:23:05,954 --> 01:23:08,207 or out of control? 922 01:23:13,878 --> 01:23:16,340 - You got something for me? - Yeah. 923 01:23:16,548 --> 01:23:17,799 Excuse me, Sam. 924 01:23:29,018 --> 01:23:32,563 Never seen him more out of control in my life. 925 01:24:04,509 --> 01:24:06,887 My name is George. 926 01:24:09,723 --> 01:24:11,308 And this... 927 01:24:13,894 --> 01:24:16,521 ...is the inside of my mind. 928 01:24:21,567 --> 01:24:25,404 The inside of my mind has a zillion things. 929 01:24:49,761 --> 01:24:53,806 The inside of my mind has a zillion things about it. 930 01:24:54,682 --> 01:24:56,100 But... 931 01:24:57,393 --> 01:24:59,520 ...people that don't see inside my mind 932 01:24:59,728 --> 01:25:04,066 don't know there are a zillion things and... 933 01:25:07,110 --> 01:25:08,987 You know, since no one sees inside my mind, 934 01:25:09,195 --> 01:25:11,614 no one really knows. 935 01:25:20,789 --> 01:25:22,333 But... 936 01:25:23,459 --> 01:25:25,086 ...one day people will know. 937 01:25:29,757 --> 01:25:34,219 One day people will know because that's my master plan. 938 01:25:39,599 --> 01:25:42,977 To film it all. 939 01:25:43,144 --> 01:25:49,108 To document every aspect of the life that is me. 940 01:25:50,484 --> 01:25:53,195 And put it in a time capsule in my back yard. 941 01:25:53,403 --> 01:25:56,949 And so that one day, some... 942 01:25:57,366 --> 01:26:00,535 ...alien, or some highly evolved species, 943 01:26:00,744 --> 01:26:03,664 will find it and... 944 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:09,043 understand. 69108

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