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Hey! What do you think
you're doing?!
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- You're a punk, Sam!
- Get off.
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I ought to kill you!
You fucking dickhead!
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- I told you to never touch my camera!
- Stop!
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Didn't I?! Fucker! You little wimp!
Bitch! Pussy! I told you!
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I ought to fucking kill you!
And I will kill you, you little punk,
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if I ever catch you fucking
with my camera again.
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- He's so gonna cry.
- Step on him!
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- Get out of my way!
- Relax, man.
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Are you OK?
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You ever stare at the ceiling
till it started looking kind of funny?
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Like it was breathing.
Like it was saying something.
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Like it was saying,
"Rocky,
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you gotta do something
about what's been going on."
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Something's gotta happen, Sam.
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Something's gotta give.
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We can call the police.
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Police wouldn't do jack.
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I wish I was bigger.
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I'm bigger.
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Not to mention the fact
that I'm smarter.
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If you do something,
he'll just get you.
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Did you ever used to get me
when we used to play hide-and-seek?
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- No.
- He wouldn't have any better luck.
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Wanna know my secret hiding spot?
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The roof.
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The disappearing man.
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Exactly.
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So high. Oh, my God.
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Rocky's thinking about
doing something to George.
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I don't get how the teachers
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can just let him get away with that.
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Teachers don't care.
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They have him in detention
for 15 minutes for a week.
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Something's gotta give.
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If you could snap your fingers
right now,
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and he would drop dead in his tracks,
would you do it?
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Are we still on for Saturday?
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Yeah, of course.
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So, what are we gonna do?
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I'll figure something out,
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and I'll surprise you.
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Hey, you know that fat kid, George,
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who they keep holding back
from graduating middle school?
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Yeah, I hate that guy.
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He beat up Sam.
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No.
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Hey, you know
when we were at Rollins,
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that crazy kid
chased me across the field
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and cracked my head
open with a bat.
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- Finally, an explanation.
- Yeah, anyway...
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- He's a real pig.
- I say we smoke that ham.
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Yeah? Make some
ham sandwiches?
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Pork chop-ify him.
Spam-icize him.
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- Link sausage-ize him!
- Squeal, piggy! Squeal!
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No, screw that guy.
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You'd really like to do that,
wouldn't you, Clyde?
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- You're projecting, Marty.
- Projecting?
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That's when you say something
that someone else...
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You say that they want to do, when
you're the one who wants to do it.
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No, no, no. That's good.
That's good.
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Hold up, Rocky. Back up.
I got something for you.
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Just a little...
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- Oh, you son of a bitch!
- I was just projecting.
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Oh, you asshole!
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Later.
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Wait up, man!
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Let's go get some ice cream.
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OK, Dave.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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- Where were you guys?
- Get beat up today?
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See any new scars?
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- Got any more gum?
- I'm chewing the whole pack.
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Why, you want some?
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Tasty.
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OK,
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Jennifer Lopez or the girl
who sits behind you in school?
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J. Lo.
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OK, I think I got one.
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Tie him to a tree,
pour some honey on his face,
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and leave him there
all day and night.
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- Why?
- It's for the bugs,
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so they'd get on him
and bite him.
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- No, we can't do that.
- Why not?
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Well, what if a bear came?
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Shut up.
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You know,
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if we hurt him,
we'd be just as bad as him.
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So we need to hurt him
without really hurting him.
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I mean, if you could think
of something like that, then...
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Then what?
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I don't know.
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All right, Heather Locklear
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or Shannen Doherty?
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Don't know who
Heather Locklear is.
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You don't...? Dude!
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So, what do you say?
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I think it's a totally wild plan.
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It's also the only plan
my brother would agree to.
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He's just a little fucking
Gandhi, isn't he?
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Like a fucking white
Martin Luther King.
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All we need now is a boat.
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Hey, my neighbor's got a boat
in her back yard that she never uses.
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- Does that mean you're in?
- Do you actually think he'll go for it?
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Oh, please. George'll get a hard-on
as soon as he picks up the phone.
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Rock will throw on some of
that "sweet boy" charm of his.
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Kid's desperate. Stupid.
It's human nature.
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All I know is, is I'm getting a hard-on
just thinking about it.
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Your mom don't need
the car Saturday, does she?
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The only thing my mom needs
on Saturdays is Valium.
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What do you think, Clyde?
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Do we want to give Georgie Porgie a
little taste of his own medicine? Huh?
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Be some good, clean fun,
don't you think?
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Yeah, he deserves it, doesn't he?
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If there's one thing
that can't be argued,
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it's that that fat freak deserves
whatever he's got coming to him.
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Dude, what'd I tell you?
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You don't smoke herb.
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Yeah, so get it out of my face.
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Faggot.
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Clyde-o,
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I'm just fucking with you.
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You're not a faggot, all right?
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OK?
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Fist bump?
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Fist bump?
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OK, zero kilter.
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Besides, I like your dads, Clyde.
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I never knew any homosexual men
personally until I met them.
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They're not so bad.
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Don't you think so, Rocky?
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Clyde, don't worry about Marty.
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It's just B.S.
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OK? Come on. It's B.S.
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OK? It's B.S.! B.S.! Come on!
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OK?
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Hello? George?
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Hey, hey. This is Rocky Maris,
Sam's older brother.
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Yeah. I got your number
off the call list.
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Is that OK? Great.
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Well, what I wanted to call
you about was...
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Is that I'm inviting you to...
To a party for Sam.
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Now, I know that you two have
been having some trouble lately.
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But you know what?
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He's always talking about
how cool you are.
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And it would really mean a lot
to him if you could come.
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It's his birthday.
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It's on Saturday at noon.
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We can pick you up if you'd like.
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We're going boating.
We're going on a boating trip.
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You like boating?
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Yeah, awesome.
So the only thing
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that I can really ask you to do,
is not tell too many people.
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Because we didn't really invite
a lot of people, and...
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And, you know, everyone knows
everybody in this town.
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And you tell your parents,
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parents will tell other parents,
and those parents will tell their kids.
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And pretty soon everyone
who didn't get invited
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will be sitting at home, crying.
We don't want that, do we?
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There you go.
So do you want me to pick you up
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at noon? Awesome!
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So I will see you at noon, George.
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Awesome. Have a great day. Bye.
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- Oh, God.
- What did he say?
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He said he would love to go.
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He'd love to go.
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Oh, I'd love to go.
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I'd love to... If you could just...
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I'd love, love, love to go.
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Oh, I'd love to go! Come here.
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- Say "uncle."
- Uncle.
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- Uncle who?
- Uncle Martini!
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Kiss my ass, Mr. Shaham.
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Kiss my ass, Mr. Estes.
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Kiss my ass, Ms. Johnson.
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Kiss my ass, Mr. Rosenthal.
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Shit.
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Hey! What's up with my shooter,
twerp face.
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Target practice.
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It's 11 a.m. In the morning
for chrissakes.
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Most people are doing cartwheels
by 11, Kile.
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Aren't you supposed to be
in school?
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Fuck school.
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I don't see you in school.
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And besides, you're not Dad.
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Come here.
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Come here!
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Yeah, you're right, I'm not Dad.
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Dad didn't yank as hard as I do.
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I don't really want to hear about Dad,
you understand?
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- You understand?
- Yes.
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Now, hand me my gun.
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Look, stupid.
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You ever take this
without my permission again,
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I guarantee it, you'll be sorry.
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- You understand?
- Yeah.
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- You get it?
- Yes.
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Kiss my ass, Kile.
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Things to say to Sam
on our date.
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One.
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So...
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Sam, it's a beautiful day, isn't it?
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Two.
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Are you happy
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or sad
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that we're leaving
Rollins next year?
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Three.
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So, what's your father do
for a living again?
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Oh, he has a car-stereo company.
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Do you believe in God?
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That's a weird question.
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So, what's it like being a male?
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OK, stupid question.
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My name is George.
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This is the inside of my mind.
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This is my mother.
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My mom works out every day.
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And this is my street.
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This is the street I live on.
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- What are we doing?
- You're gonna like this.
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Isn't that George Tooney?
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Yeah, he's coming
to the river with us.
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- Why?
- Sammy, don't you tell
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your girlfriend nothing?
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- What's he talking about, Sam?
- You should've told her, Sam.
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All right, everyone.
He's coming. Be nice to him.
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Millie, it's supposed to be part
of the surprise. We...
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Happy birthday, Sammy.
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Hi, George.
Glad you could make it.
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You know everybody?
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- Yeah, sure. Hey, everybody.
- Hey.
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- What's happening, George?
- Hey, Georgie.
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- Hi, George.
- Hey, Millie.
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We ready?
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- What are you doing?
- Making a documentary.
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- Of what?
- Of things.
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Like Sam opening his present.
Go ahead and open it.
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Yeah, Sam, go ahead and open it.
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You already opened
all your other presents at home.
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Stream Machine's top of the line.
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I have one at home,
so we can have a war sometime.
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- Isn't it excellent?
- Oh, yeah, thank you, George.
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You must've blown your whole
allowance on that thing, huh, George?
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How much you bagging
a week now, 40, 50 bucks?
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It's very sweet of you, George.
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I got it at Funco.
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- You can return it if you want.
- Oh, no, it's perfect.
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Well...
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...it's a beautiful day
for a boat trip with some buddies.
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Hey, Marty?
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00:19:06,591 --> 00:19:08,300
My mom made me sign
one of those contracts.
253
00:19:08,509 --> 00:19:11,554
It's just, like... You know, I'm not
allowed to get in a car with a driver
254
00:19:11,763 --> 00:19:13,514
- who's been drinking.
- Oh, it's cool.
255
00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:15,766
My mom gave me permission
to drink and drive.
256
00:19:15,974 --> 00:19:19,145
- You don't have to worry about it.
- Your mom must be pretty stupid
257
00:19:19,353 --> 00:19:21,397
to give you permission
to drive inebriated.
258
00:19:21,605 --> 00:19:24,357
No, you're right, George.
My mom is pretty stupid.
259
00:19:24,858 --> 00:19:28,612
In fact, she's got one of those
learning-disability things.
260
00:19:30,363 --> 00:19:32,073
Must be a bad LD.
261
00:19:32,281 --> 00:19:34,575
I have an LD,
262
00:19:34,785 --> 00:19:37,620
but I should know you're
not supposed to drive drunk.
263
00:19:37,954 --> 00:19:41,123
I see stuff all backwards and shit.
264
00:19:41,332 --> 00:19:44,252
Like, instead of seeing "stop"
on a stop sign,
265
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:45,669
I see "pots."
266
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,672
My doctor says it's
267
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,009
a genetic variation,
like for evolution.
268
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:55,178
So maybe I'm a superior being.
269
00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:57,889
The future of the race.
270
00:20:01,143 --> 00:20:04,145
Like, if aliens came down
and they had a...
271
00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:08,065
A language,
a super-advanced language,
272
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,193
that said you had to read
this way to that way,
273
00:20:10,401 --> 00:20:12,403
instead of that way
to this way.
274
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,586
Shit.
275
00:20:52,691 --> 00:20:54,317
Yo, kidlings.
276
00:20:55,693 --> 00:20:57,487
What are you guys doing here?
277
00:20:57,695 --> 00:20:59,156
Eating mini beef tacos.
278
00:20:59,698 --> 00:21:02,784
Finest mini beef tacos
in the world here.
279
00:21:03,701 --> 00:21:05,035
Yummy.
280
00:21:05,953 --> 00:21:08,081
What, did you steal
Mom's car again?
281
00:21:08,289 --> 00:21:10,207
- Why do you care?
- I don't give a fuck.
282
00:21:10,749 --> 00:21:12,334
Who's the minors?
283
00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:14,336
It's just my brother
and some of his friends.
284
00:21:14,544 --> 00:21:16,547
What are the paddles for?
285
00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:19,091
We're going cow spanking.
286
00:21:20,217 --> 00:21:22,051
Cow spanking, what's that?
287
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,846
It's like cow tipping,
288
00:21:24,054 --> 00:21:25,222
only we spank.
289
00:21:26,306 --> 00:21:27,390
Really.
290
00:21:27,599 --> 00:21:30,559
Come on, let's just get the smokes
and get out of here.
291
00:21:30,768 --> 00:21:32,228
Camels.
292
00:21:36,732 --> 00:21:39,026
While you boys are out
cow spanking,
293
00:21:39,234 --> 00:21:40,820
Kile and I are gonna go
pussy hunting.
294
00:21:41,028 --> 00:21:43,947
- Good for you, Jasper.
- Hey, don't get sassy with my boy.
295
00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:48,451
You ever been pussy hunting?
296
00:21:50,537 --> 00:21:52,747
No, I didn't think so.
297
00:21:52,956 --> 00:21:55,083
You know how I knew?
298
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:58,044
Because you gotta have some bait
to catch one.
299
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,004
That's great.
300
00:22:00,213 --> 00:22:02,673
Grow up, Jasper.
Let's go, Marty.
301
00:22:33,661 --> 00:22:35,162
Jesus, Jasper.
Why do you have to...?
302
00:22:35,371 --> 00:22:36,580
Dumb fucks.
303
00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:39,291
Why do you have
to act so retarded?
304
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,377
Have fun cow spanking, boys.
305
00:22:49,384 --> 00:22:52,095
- Oh, man. That was awesome.
- You see that shit?
306
00:23:07,026 --> 00:23:10,153
- So whose road is this?
- It's just a road.
307
00:23:15,158 --> 00:23:16,743
Hey, you guys ever hear about
308
00:23:16,952 --> 00:23:19,495
when Rocky and I
were kicking it out here?
309
00:23:19,704 --> 00:23:22,332
We got some poison oak
on our hands.
310
00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:24,292
This is a disgusting story.
311
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,210
Anyway, so we were out here,
312
00:23:26,419 --> 00:23:29,296
and we got some poison oak
on our hands.
313
00:23:29,505 --> 00:23:31,257
With all the beers we were drinking,
314
00:23:31,465 --> 00:23:33,592
well, naturally,
we had to take a piss.
315
00:23:33,801 --> 00:23:36,761
Now, I don't know
if you're hip, Millie,
316
00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:38,973
but when a guy pisses,
317
00:23:39,181 --> 00:23:41,767
he has to hold his pisser
in his hands.
318
00:23:41,975 --> 00:23:43,435
- Like so:
- Thanks, Marty.
319
00:23:43,685 --> 00:23:45,186
No, wait, I'm not finished yet.
320
00:23:45,395 --> 00:23:46,647
Next morning when we woke up,
321
00:23:46,855 --> 00:23:48,690
we both had totally chapped,
rash-y nuts.
322
00:23:48,898 --> 00:23:50,900
Hey, lucky you didn't run out
of toilet paper,
323
00:23:51,109 --> 00:23:53,819
have to wipe your butt
with your hand.
324
00:24:01,535 --> 00:24:03,829
Ouch, ouch!
I just got stung by something.
325
00:24:04,038 --> 00:24:06,540
- You all right?
- Yeah.
326
00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,043
You guys just go ahead.
327
00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:11,962
Better make sure it's not a tick.
328
00:24:12,171 --> 00:24:13,797
Lyme's disease, you know.
329
00:24:14,005 --> 00:24:17,008
Look, all right, there'll be three circles
around the bite if it's Lyme's disease.
330
00:24:17,216 --> 00:24:18,843
But, like, you gotta watch out
because you could
331
00:24:19,051 --> 00:24:20,845
just straight drop dead
from Lyme's disease.
332
00:24:21,054 --> 00:24:22,555
Thanks, George.
333
00:24:22,764 --> 00:24:24,932
Oh, if it is a tick and it gets dug in,
334
00:24:25,141 --> 00:24:26,725
we might need to take my tweezers
335
00:24:26,934 --> 00:24:29,437
and, like, put it under a flame
until it gets, like, red hot,
336
00:24:29,645 --> 00:24:33,398
and then burn the thing to death
so it'll let go before we pull it out.
337
00:24:35,567 --> 00:24:37,569
Can you leave us alone
for a second?
338
00:24:40,864 --> 00:24:42,323
Thanks.
339
00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:47,620
Seems like George is having
a good time.
340
00:24:47,829 --> 00:24:49,580
What are you trying
to say, Clyde?
341
00:24:50,206 --> 00:24:53,042
Fat boy's gonna get
what he's got coming.
342
00:24:58,547 --> 00:25:00,257
I don't see a stinger.
343
00:25:00,590 --> 00:25:03,552
Sam, what's going on here
with George?
344
00:25:03,761 --> 00:25:06,471
Oh, it's nothing bad.
It's just a joke.
345
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,223
What kind of joke?
346
00:25:08,431 --> 00:25:09,932
Well...
347
00:25:10,893 --> 00:25:13,186
...we're planning on stripping him,
throwing him in the river,
348
00:25:13,436 --> 00:25:15,688
and then we're gonna make him
run home naked.
349
00:25:15,897 --> 00:25:18,857
- We have a plan. It involves a dare.
- A dare?
350
00:25:19,109 --> 00:25:20,693
Yeah. See, the only reason
I didn't tell you before...
351
00:25:20,902 --> 00:25:23,070
Who said I wanted to be
part of this?
352
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,239
All right, what about this?
353
00:25:27,783 --> 00:25:28,784
What's that?
354
00:25:28,993 --> 00:25:30,369
"If you could snap your fingers
right now,
355
00:25:30,577 --> 00:25:33,038
"and he would drop dead
in his tracks, would you do it?"
356
00:25:33,747 --> 00:25:36,500
- It's totally mean, Sam.
- He's mean.
357
00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:38,710
He's a stupid fat kid.
358
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,670
He's got problems.
359
00:25:40,879 --> 00:25:42,213
But he's obviously...
360
00:25:46,926 --> 00:25:49,387
Promise me you won't
do anything to him.
361
00:25:49,637 --> 00:25:50,679
It's not just me.
362
00:25:50,888 --> 00:25:53,266
Promise, or I go back to the car.
363
00:25:55,643 --> 00:25:57,769
All right, I promise.
364
00:25:57,978 --> 00:26:00,230
I'll tell Rocky.
365
00:26:17,246 --> 00:26:20,583
Can't wait to get her on the river
and start paddling.
366
00:26:20,791 --> 00:26:23,835
- Hey, Rock, you wanna go untie us?
- Sure.
367
00:26:33,386 --> 00:26:35,681
- There any life jackets?
- No, I don't think we'll need them.
368
00:26:35,889 --> 00:26:39,100
Come on, sweetheart.
Gotta learn to live life on the edge.
369
00:26:40,768 --> 00:26:42,061
He doesn't smoke, Marty.
370
00:26:43,438 --> 00:26:45,940
Why don't you speak
for yourself, faggot?
371
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,319
I gotta keep my eye on you.
372
00:26:53,364 --> 00:26:55,991
These are really strong.
373
00:26:56,199 --> 00:26:58,952
Come on, Rock,
he's not such a bad guy.
374
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,538
He's acting like a nice guy, Sam.
375
00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:03,707
In reality, he's not.
376
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,792
You a...
377
00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:10,338
You a cigarette virgin, George?
378
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,424
No. No, I'm not, man.
379
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,342
I've smoked before.
380
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:18,012
I... No, I once cold smoked
381
00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:20,180
an entire pack
of American Spirit Menthols.
382
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,599
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
383
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,855
What if I told you American Spirit
doesn't make menthols?
384
00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:30,231
They don't?
385
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,150
It's OK if you've never
smoked before, George. I never have.
386
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:36,362
Well, I have.
All right, I'm not lying.
387
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:40,783
You know, maybe they weren't
menthols, but they were definitely
388
00:27:40,991 --> 00:27:43,328
- American Spirits.
- Right.
389
00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:46,372
The only reason why
he's being nice to us
390
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:50,501
is because he sees this as
an opportunity to get something.
391
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:53,170
To get friends.
Everybody wants that.
392
00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,172
OK, what if you were
his friend, Sam?
393
00:27:56,256 --> 00:27:59,176
I mean, he'd still go around school,
beating everybody else up.
394
00:27:59,384 --> 00:28:01,178
And that's actually
if you'd be his friend.
395
00:28:01,386 --> 00:28:03,554
I don't care what you say.
I don't wanna do it.
396
00:28:03,763 --> 00:28:05,640
- Millie thinks it's a bad idea too.
- Oh, well, if Millie thinks...
397
00:28:05,848 --> 00:28:08,601
- Millie thinks what's a bad idea?
- Nothing.
398
00:28:10,061 --> 00:28:12,521
You pansies untie the knot yet?
399
00:28:12,771 --> 00:28:14,648
Chop, chop, come on.
400
00:28:18,027 --> 00:28:19,111
Hey.
401
00:28:19,319 --> 00:28:21,863
Hey, Rock, you know,
I got a knife
402
00:28:22,072 --> 00:28:24,742
that'll slice through that
like butter.
403
00:28:24,950 --> 00:28:26,118
That's OK, George.
404
00:28:26,326 --> 00:28:28,078
I think we got it.
405
00:28:28,286 --> 00:28:30,079
Well, it's got, like, a bone saw,
406
00:28:30,288 --> 00:28:32,416
scissor, pick ax,
I mean, everything.
407
00:28:32,624 --> 00:28:34,626
It's OK, George.
408
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,378
OK.
409
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,934
I'll talk to Marty about it, OK?
410
00:28:52,142 --> 00:28:54,060
Give me your oar.
411
00:28:58,648 --> 00:29:00,942
- Nice.
- Thank you, George.
412
00:29:01,150 --> 00:29:02,819
Yeah, I once skipped
a rock on this lake,
413
00:29:03,027 --> 00:29:05,487
it skipped, like,
a thousand times.
414
00:29:07,282 --> 00:29:08,616
Let's get her in the water.
415
00:29:08,824 --> 00:29:11,035
Aye, aye, capitan.
416
00:29:12,786 --> 00:29:15,414
Calling off the plan.
I'll tell you later.
417
00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:20,293
It's all taken care of.
418
00:29:26,257 --> 00:29:28,634
Hey! You guys should take
your shoes off
419
00:29:28,843 --> 00:29:30,302
if you don't want
to get them wet.
420
00:29:30,511 --> 00:29:33,598
Too late. They're soaked.
421
00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:37,518
This is gonna be fun,
don't you think?
422
00:29:37,726 --> 00:29:40,313
Yeah. But whoever didn't
bring life jackets
423
00:29:40,521 --> 00:29:43,023
on a boat trip's a moron.
424
00:29:44,524 --> 00:29:47,527
Hey, you know
I have athlete's foot?
425
00:29:47,862 --> 00:29:49,655
- Get in.
- You are so disgusting.
426
00:29:49,863 --> 00:29:51,281
Oh, my gosh.
427
00:30:22,269 --> 00:30:24,729
Row, two, three, four!
428
00:30:25,688 --> 00:30:28,274
One, two, three, four...
429
00:30:53,256 --> 00:30:56,676
Sam loves it, don't you lie
430
00:30:58,928 --> 00:31:00,471
Rocky is a pimp
431
00:31:01,347 --> 00:31:03,349
Clyde is a fag
432
00:31:04,225 --> 00:31:06,185
Yeah, you love it, don't you?
433
00:31:07,603 --> 00:31:09,604
He spit all over the lens.
434
00:31:10,272 --> 00:31:13,734
Shut up, Rocky, this is
what's gonna get me on MTV.
435
00:31:17,028 --> 00:31:19,322
You need go-go dancers.
436
00:31:21,158 --> 00:31:23,159
This is expensive.
437
00:31:23,368 --> 00:31:25,786
OK, now you have to stop.
438
00:31:27,079 --> 00:31:29,457
Send your donations
to George Tooney, Oregon.
439
00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:31,667
Love one.
440
00:31:32,918 --> 00:31:36,088
I always thought I was really
talented in that sense.
441
00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:38,549
You agree, right? Up top.
Maybe later.
442
00:31:50,268 --> 00:31:52,937
I'm glad the way
this day's turning out.
443
00:31:53,730 --> 00:31:54,939
It's a nice day.
444
00:31:55,148 --> 00:31:58,025
Yeah, if nothing else,
it's a nice day.
445
00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:05,824
Can you guys taste
how sweet the air is?
446
00:32:06,366 --> 00:32:09,119
Smells like cherry blossom.
447
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:12,623
How do you know what
cherry blossoms smell like, George?
448
00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:16,918
It's obvious.
449
00:32:17,126 --> 00:32:19,254
I don't know.
450
00:32:19,463 --> 00:32:21,839
What is a cherry blossom?
451
00:32:22,048 --> 00:32:24,675
It's the blossom on a cherry.
452
00:32:24,884 --> 00:32:26,301
No, I thought it was
its own kind of plant.
453
00:32:26,510 --> 00:32:28,137
What do you think, Marty?
454
00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:30,556
I think I'm bored as fuck.
455
00:32:31,015 --> 00:32:32,850
I also think I got some more beer
in my pack.
456
00:32:33,058 --> 00:32:34,518
- Anyone want one?
- Yeah.
457
00:32:35,352 --> 00:32:38,480
- You drinking, Sammy?
- Yeah, sure.
458
00:32:38,689 --> 00:32:40,273
I thought you...
Didn't you want a beer?
459
00:32:55,246 --> 00:32:57,164
Hey, Sammy.
460
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,710
If you're really feeling
like a party animal...
461
00:33:02,461 --> 00:33:03,837
...you wanna smoke
a birthday doobie?
462
00:33:04,046 --> 00:33:06,548
Sam doesn't smoke weed, Marty.
463
00:33:06,756 --> 00:33:08,633
- Rocky, chill out.
- There's younger people
464
00:33:08,841 --> 00:33:12,095
- on this trip, Marty.
- All right, fuck-face, calm down.
465
00:33:12,929 --> 00:33:14,639
- I've been stoned before.
- Oh, yeah?
466
00:33:14,847 --> 00:33:19,060
Yeah. Yeah. I smoked a whole blunt
myself once. Yup.
467
00:33:19,269 --> 00:33:22,021
I... I hallucinated that there was...
468
00:33:22,229 --> 00:33:23,981
There was a little blue guy
on my shoulder,
469
00:33:24,189 --> 00:33:26,359
fucking tap dancing.
470
00:33:26,567 --> 00:33:28,235
But, no, I don't smoke weed
after that,
471
00:33:28,444 --> 00:33:31,988
because, like, my doctor says
it stunts your growth.
472
00:33:32,197 --> 00:33:35,117
- So I'm waiting until I'm 24.
- Yeah.
473
00:33:35,326 --> 00:33:37,661
Because, you know, that's when
you stop growing.
474
00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:46,252
Have you ever been stoned, Millie?
475
00:33:46,461 --> 00:33:49,213
Would you please get that
out of my face?
476
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,969
All right, go ahead, turn it off.
477
00:34:08,982 --> 00:34:11,234
Sure is a beautiful river.
478
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,071
Oh, you guys, look!
479
00:34:17,449 --> 00:34:19,117
- What?
- What?
480
00:34:20,451 --> 00:34:21,660
What?
481
00:34:21,869 --> 00:34:24,622
I thought I saw a water snake.
482
00:35:02,699 --> 00:35:04,117
Sam.
483
00:35:07,662 --> 00:35:08,955
Millie.
484
00:35:09,164 --> 00:35:10,623
Thanks.
485
00:35:12,333 --> 00:35:14,585
- Here.
- Thanks.
486
00:35:16,170 --> 00:35:19,423
All that boating really gets
your appetite up.
487
00:35:20,215 --> 00:35:22,217
You've just been sitting in the boat.
488
00:35:22,426 --> 00:35:24,261
I've been shifting my weight
the whole time,
489
00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:25,679
trying to keep us level.
490
00:35:25,888 --> 00:35:27,639
Yeah, you've really been
working hard.
491
00:35:27,848 --> 00:35:30,433
As if your pussy ass
has been doing anything.
492
00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:39,317
Did you make these yourself?
493
00:35:40,527 --> 00:35:44,488
You'II... You'll have to give me
the recipe sometime.
494
00:35:47,991 --> 00:35:50,036
It's peanut butter and jelly.
495
00:36:00,504 --> 00:36:02,464
Oh, yeah.
496
00:36:02,714 --> 00:36:05,509
Nothing beats a good piss
in the river.
497
00:36:06,051 --> 00:36:07,761
Except, of course,
a good romping session
498
00:36:07,969 --> 00:36:10,471
of a stupid, ugly, dumb,
pathetic piece of shit.
499
00:36:10,721 --> 00:36:13,599
- Yeah, we gotta talk about that.
- Yeah?
500
00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:16,018
What's to talk about?
501
00:36:17,353 --> 00:36:19,229
I want to call it off.
502
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:21,314
I'm not laughing.
503
00:36:21,731 --> 00:36:23,275
I'm dead serious.
504
00:36:23,484 --> 00:36:24,985
Wait a minute.
505
00:36:25,235 --> 00:36:27,487
First, you get me all juiced up.
506
00:36:27,696 --> 00:36:29,864
You make me steal my mom's car.
507
00:36:30,073 --> 00:36:31,783
You get me out here
on a Saturday
508
00:36:31,992 --> 00:36:34,202
when I could be at home
watching TV.
509
00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:36,079
- Marty, come on.
- Then you have me steering
510
00:36:36,287 --> 00:36:39,040
the fucking Titanic all across the river
with a bunch of munchkins
511
00:36:39,249 --> 00:36:42,918
who are totally sober
and bringing me down.
512
00:36:44,128 --> 00:36:46,088
Now, you mean to tell me
we don't even get to do
513
00:36:46,296 --> 00:36:47,798
what we came out here for?
514
00:36:48,007 --> 00:36:49,967
I had no idea the guy
was gonna turn out so nice.
515
00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:52,677
Check it out, Rock,
he's not nice!
516
00:36:52,886 --> 00:36:56,223
He's a spoiled, retarded punk
who beat up your brother.
517
00:36:56,432 --> 00:36:58,266
OK, maybe I feel a little sorry
for him now.
518
00:36:58,475 --> 00:37:00,060
OK, well, then I'm gonna
give you two choices:
519
00:37:00,268 --> 00:37:02,270
You're either hard as hell
and you're yanking my chain,
520
00:37:02,478 --> 00:37:03,729
or you're the limpest dick
I've ever met in my life.
521
00:37:03,938 --> 00:37:06,274
- Everyone wants to call it off.
- Well, everyone is a vagina!
522
00:37:06,482 --> 00:37:09,193
You don't even have
a real grudge against him.
523
00:37:11,487 --> 00:37:13,531
If you were any kind
of a good brother,
524
00:37:13,739 --> 00:37:16,116
you wouldn't let Sammy boy
get the shit kicked out of him
525
00:37:16,325 --> 00:37:19,202
and then stroke the beater-upper's dick
all day long.
526
00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:22,373
- Just remember the plan's off.
- Yeah.
527
00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,960
I just wonder if,
when push came to shove,
528
00:37:27,168 --> 00:37:28,878
if you'd have my back.
529
00:37:33,007 --> 00:37:34,884
Hey, Clyde.
530
00:37:35,092 --> 00:37:38,054
Remember when you were in the
fourth grade, and I was in third, and I...
531
00:37:38,304 --> 00:37:40,431
I smacked you across the face
with a bat?
532
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,434
- How could I forget?
- Maybe you had that thing
533
00:37:43,642 --> 00:37:45,602
where you forget
from getting hit in the head.
534
00:37:45,810 --> 00:37:47,771
- Amnesia?
- Yeah.
535
00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:51,274
Anyway, I was trying to remember.
536
00:37:51,483 --> 00:37:53,568
- Why'd I do it?
- I don't know.
537
00:37:53,776 --> 00:37:55,946
You must've done something.
538
00:37:56,154 --> 00:37:58,364
No, I never do anything to anybody.
539
00:37:58,573 --> 00:38:00,408
That's stupid.
Of course you do.
540
00:38:00,616 --> 00:38:03,453
Look, it's not stupid, George.
You just attacked me.
541
00:38:03,662 --> 00:38:05,455
A kid doesn't just attack
for no reason.
542
00:38:05,663 --> 00:38:07,581
You always attack for no reason.
543
00:38:08,582 --> 00:38:12,253
I know it's your birthday, Sam,
but shut your trap.
544
00:38:21,470 --> 00:38:24,431
Hey! You pussies done
with your sammies?
545
00:38:24,681 --> 00:38:26,307
Does it look like we're done
with our sandwiches?
546
00:38:26,516 --> 00:38:28,477
Yeah, I'm gonna get the boat
back in the water.
547
00:38:28,685 --> 00:38:30,687
You ladies can join me
whenever you want.
548
00:39:03,217 --> 00:39:04,969
Why'd you drop the anchor?
549
00:39:05,803 --> 00:39:07,805
Because I felt like it.
550
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:25,071
Hey, Sammy.
551
00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:28,741
What you say we bust out
that Stream Machine.
552
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:32,161
- Yeah, OK.
- Clyde, can you give it to me?
553
00:39:42,545 --> 00:39:43,923
All right.
554
00:39:47,092 --> 00:39:48,510
Put that away.
555
00:39:49,177 --> 00:39:52,973
All right, first, we must charge
the propulsion system.
556
00:39:54,265 --> 00:39:57,560
And then take aim
and run a preliminary test.
557
00:39:57,768 --> 00:39:59,061
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
558
00:39:59,270 --> 00:40:01,564
Don't fucking squirt
that thing at me again!
559
00:40:13,075 --> 00:40:16,077
Hey, what do you guys say
we play some Truth or Dare?
560
00:40:16,286 --> 00:40:18,413
Yeah. Yeah, I love that game.
561
00:40:18,622 --> 00:40:20,749
- OK, then, let's do it.
- Let's not.
562
00:40:20,957 --> 00:40:23,709
People's feelings always end up hurt
when we play this game.
563
00:40:23,918 --> 00:40:25,169
Yeah, she's right.
564
00:40:25,377 --> 00:40:27,088
God, Sam and Millie
565
00:40:27,297 --> 00:40:30,716
are a couple of little
wet pussies, aren't they?
566
00:40:34,428 --> 00:40:35,971
Clyde, do you wanna start?
567
00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:39,558
I don't know. I'm kind of with
Millie and Sam on this one.
568
00:40:40,850 --> 00:40:43,812
Pussy number one,
pussy number two,
569
00:40:43,979 --> 00:40:45,230
pussy number three.
570
00:40:48,107 --> 00:40:51,403
Go ahead, Clyde. Start the game.
571
00:40:57,574 --> 00:40:59,076
OK, then.
572
00:41:01,579 --> 00:41:04,206
Rocky, truth or dare?
573
00:41:05,332 --> 00:41:06,625
Truth.
574
00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:09,044
All right, I want you to tell us,
575
00:41:10,254 --> 00:41:12,214
in 20 words or more,
576
00:41:12,422 --> 00:41:14,882
what you were thinking
the last time you beat off.
577
00:41:18,595 --> 00:41:20,513
Susie Johnson.
578
00:41:20,722 --> 00:41:24,350
But that's...
That's not even 20 words.
579
00:41:24,559 --> 00:41:26,185
It's, like, two.
580
00:41:29,730 --> 00:41:32,984
OK, I imagined that
she followed me into the locker room,
581
00:41:33,192 --> 00:41:34,485
went into the stall.
582
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:37,237
She got on her knees.
I sat on the toilet.
583
00:41:37,446 --> 00:41:40,448
- That's 20.
- All right, Rocky, it's your turn.
584
00:41:43,243 --> 00:41:45,745
OK, Sammy. Truth or dare?
585
00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:49,290
Dare.
586
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:54,336
I dare you to French kiss
Millie for ten seconds.
587
00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:56,296
Man.
588
00:41:57,547 --> 00:41:59,091
It's pretty exciting.
589
00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:01,593
- It's OK.
- What? It's OK.
590
00:42:01,802 --> 00:42:04,513
Wait, did you hear that?
It's OK.
591
00:42:07,224 --> 00:42:08,684
She wants it.
592
00:42:08,892 --> 00:42:10,352
This is what I paid for? Come on!
593
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,186
- Come on!
- Let's go!
594
00:42:12,395 --> 00:42:13,563
I want my money back.
595
00:42:13,771 --> 00:42:15,690
OK. There you go.
596
00:42:15,899 --> 00:42:18,818
There you go! Ten.
597
00:42:19,026 --> 00:42:20,528
Nine,
598
00:42:20,736 --> 00:42:23,113
eight, seven,
599
00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:25,575
six, five,
600
00:42:25,783 --> 00:42:28,160
four, three,
601
00:42:28,368 --> 00:42:30,287
two...
602
00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:37,710
Oh, shit. Oh, man.
603
00:42:40,088 --> 00:42:42,465
Yo, Rock. Rock, I just had
an amazing flash
604
00:42:42,674 --> 00:42:47,052
of what your brother and Millie would
look like all hot and bothered in bed.
605
00:42:48,095 --> 00:42:49,722
- That's gross.
- Sammy, go. It's your turn.
606
00:42:49,931 --> 00:42:52,808
Wait, wait, maybe... Maybe we
shouldn't call him Sammy anymore.
607
00:42:53,017 --> 00:42:55,852
Maybe we should call him
"lover boy."
608
00:42:58,272 --> 00:42:59,732
OK, then.
609
00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:01,400
Marty.
610
00:43:02,109 --> 00:43:04,110
- Truth or dare?
- Dare.
611
00:43:04,277 --> 00:43:05,738
All right.
612
00:43:06,113 --> 00:43:09,074
I dare you to pull down
your pants and your underwear,
613
00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:12,368
and show us that famous dick of yours
for at least ten seconds.
614
00:43:12,576 --> 00:43:14,871
Ten seconds.
Wow, you are a killer, Sam.
615
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,497
All right, I will do it,
616
00:43:16,706 --> 00:43:20,376
because I am proud of my boys.
But if I do,
617
00:43:20,584 --> 00:43:23,546
I don't want anyone else
wimping out on their dares.
618
00:43:23,796 --> 00:43:25,506
So let's see the penis.
619
00:43:25,714 --> 00:43:28,550
- Bring on the penis!
- All right.
620
00:43:29,175 --> 00:43:32,429
Millie, close your eyes.
Marty doesn't want to go to jail.
621
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:34,973
No cameras.
622
00:43:36,558 --> 00:43:38,142
We ready?
623
00:43:42,647 --> 00:43:43,981
That's sick.
624
00:43:45,399 --> 00:43:47,318
- Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
- Oh! OK. OK.
625
00:43:47,527 --> 00:43:50,154
All right.
You fucking asshole.
626
00:43:53,949 --> 00:43:56,827
- It was hairy as a chimp!
- Yeah, was it?
627
00:43:57,036 --> 00:43:58,537
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
628
00:43:58,745 --> 00:44:00,497
It looked like a giant frog.
629
00:44:00,705 --> 00:44:03,624
All right, assholes.
That was pretty funny, douche bag.
630
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:05,252
- At first I thought it was all deformed,
- Thank you.
631
00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:07,670
- Because it was just so fucking ugly.
- OK. All right.
632
00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,881
Have you gotten out
all your stupid chuckles yet?
633
00:44:10,089 --> 00:44:12,341
Have I gotten out all
my stupid chuckles? No!
634
00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:15,470
All right. Well, whenever you're done,
let me know, because it's my turn next.
635
00:44:15,678 --> 00:44:18,180
"Whenever you're done, let me know,
because it's my turn next."
636
00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:19,806
- What are you doing?
- Yeah, well, what are you doing?
637
00:44:20,015 --> 00:44:21,517
- Stop imitating me.
- "Stop imitating me."
638
00:44:21,726 --> 00:44:22,977
- Enough is enough!
- "Enough is enough!"
639
00:44:23,185 --> 00:44:25,896
Is that what your dad says to you?
640
00:44:30,275 --> 00:44:31,777
You don't know shit about my father.
641
00:44:31,985 --> 00:44:34,821
If you ever say anything
about my father again, I will kill you.
642
00:44:35,029 --> 00:44:37,239
Do you understand?
643
00:44:42,328 --> 00:44:43,662
Marty, I...
644
00:44:43,871 --> 00:44:46,624
I was just messing around with you.
645
00:44:47,667 --> 00:44:49,627
OK, messing boy.
646
00:44:50,836 --> 00:44:53,380
I dare you to strip butt naked
and jump in the river.
647
00:44:53,588 --> 00:44:55,507
Marty, leave him alone.
648
00:44:56,425 --> 00:44:58,301
I did my dare.
649
00:44:58,510 --> 00:45:01,095
Now he does his.
Those are the rules, Clyde.
650
00:45:01,304 --> 00:45:03,473
Marty, why don't you
just calm down?
651
00:45:03,682 --> 00:45:06,476
- OK, the game's over.
- The game'll be over in a minute!
652
00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:11,940
Right after fat-ass here takes
his clothes off and gets in the bath.
653
00:45:16,068 --> 00:45:18,570
Chill out, Marty, all right?
654
00:45:19,029 --> 00:45:21,615
Because you know what?
I didn't even pick dare, all right?
655
00:45:21,824 --> 00:45:22,908
I pick truth.
656
00:45:24,659 --> 00:45:26,744
You want a truth?
657
00:45:26,953 --> 00:45:29,539
OK, I'll give you a truth.
658
00:45:30,832 --> 00:45:34,252
The truth is, lard-fart,
659
00:45:34,669 --> 00:45:37,672
is that we didn't invite you out here
because we've been secretly in love
660
00:45:37,922 --> 00:45:40,216
- with you all these years.
- Marty, don't do this.
661
00:45:40,424 --> 00:45:43,469
We invited you out here
because you smacked Sammy boy
662
00:45:43,677 --> 00:45:45,805
- right there in the cranium.
- Marty, stop.
663
00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:49,433
So we came up with a plan
to mess you up.
664
00:45:51,309 --> 00:45:53,312
Is that true, Sam?
665
00:45:55,939 --> 00:45:57,440
Yeah.
666
00:45:58,149 --> 00:46:00,359
But then we changed our minds
because we liked you.
667
00:46:01,110 --> 00:46:03,071
Wait, you...? You tricked me?
668
00:46:03,279 --> 00:46:05,073
Yes, we tricked you.
669
00:46:05,281 --> 00:46:07,450
And, yes, all these suckers here
changed their minds,
670
00:46:07,658 --> 00:46:09,701
but I didn't change mine.
671
00:46:10,578 --> 00:46:14,498
I'm a man who likes to
follow through with his plans.
672
00:46:22,798 --> 00:46:24,549
What have you been planning?
673
00:46:29,929 --> 00:46:31,723
We were planning
on stripping you,
674
00:46:31,931 --> 00:46:34,975
throwing you in the river,
then making you run home naked.
675
00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:40,522
- It's not funny.
- Oh, it's super-duper funny to me.
676
00:46:46,445 --> 00:46:48,488
- I'm sorry, George.
- You're not sorry!
677
00:46:48,697 --> 00:46:50,615
I'm sorry.
678
00:46:55,829 --> 00:46:58,706
Is...? Is it even your birthday?
679
00:46:58,915 --> 00:47:00,458
No.
680
00:47:04,545 --> 00:47:06,463
You're a fucking lying
son of a bitch, Sam!
681
00:47:06,672 --> 00:47:08,800
All right? And I hope you
fucking go to hell!
682
00:47:09,008 --> 00:47:11,552
- Don't make things worse, George.
- Shut the fuck up, Millie.
683
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,762
You fucking stupid JAP cunt!
684
00:47:14,012 --> 00:47:15,639
Sit down, George.
You're out of control.
685
00:47:15,847 --> 00:47:18,392
Shut the fuck up, Clyde!
You faggot!
686
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,727
Fucking skinny,
butt-munching faggot!
687
00:47:20,936 --> 00:47:22,771
I hate you, you know that?
I really do!
688
00:47:22,979 --> 00:47:25,189
Because all you do is
fucking prance around school,
689
00:47:25,398 --> 00:47:27,817
talking about your fucking
faggoty, fairy fathers!
690
00:47:28,026 --> 00:47:29,736
I'll tell you what!
I don't want to hear
691
00:47:29,944 --> 00:47:32,571
about your fucking fathers
and how their assholes work.
692
00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:34,532
All right? It makes me sick!
693
00:47:34,741 --> 00:47:38,494
And I... I fucking hope they
fucking die of fag disease!
694
00:47:40,245 --> 00:47:41,788
Yeah!
695
00:47:46,793 --> 00:47:51,089
And... And speaking
of dead fathers...
696
00:47:52,382 --> 00:47:55,468
...I just remembered
why bonehead, white-trash,
697
00:47:55,677 --> 00:47:58,721
fucking donkey-dick Marty
got so fucking freaked
698
00:47:58,929 --> 00:48:01,974
when I started talking
about his daddy.
699
00:48:03,392 --> 00:48:06,812
His Neanderthal
700
00:48:07,062 --> 00:48:10,065
drunk dad put a gun in his mouth
701
00:48:10,274 --> 00:48:14,152
and splattered his brains
all over the wall.
702
00:48:17,739 --> 00:48:22,201
You know, I almost forgot
that my mom told me that.
703
00:48:22,410 --> 00:48:26,414
She said, "His daddy splattered
his brains all over the wall."
704
00:48:26,623 --> 00:48:31,210
I thought it was sad at first.
But, now, I like it.
705
00:48:32,044 --> 00:48:34,338
His daddy splattered
his brains
706
00:48:34,547 --> 00:48:36,632
all over the wall.
707
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,301
- His daddy splattered his brains
- Shut up, George.
708
00:48:39,509 --> 00:48:42,096
- All over the wall.
- George, come on. Shut up.
709
00:48:42,304 --> 00:48:44,348
His daddy splattered his brains
all over the wall!
710
00:48:44,556 --> 00:48:47,183
- Stop it, George!
- All over the wall!
711
00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:49,268
- His daddy splattered his brains
- No one talks to people like that.
712
00:48:49,478 --> 00:48:52,397
- All over the wall!
- Shut the fuck up, George!
713
00:48:52,605 --> 00:48:55,066
- Shut the fuck up!
- All over the wall!
714
00:48:55,274 --> 00:48:58,153
All over the wall!
His daddy splattered his brains
715
00:48:58,361 --> 00:48:59,779
- Shut up!
- All over the wall!
716
00:48:59,987 --> 00:49:01,238
- Marty!
- Stop it!
717
00:49:01,447 --> 00:49:03,949
- Marty! George!
- All over the wall!
718
00:49:04,158 --> 00:49:05,909
Shut the fuck up!
719
00:49:08,287 --> 00:49:09,663
- Help! Help!
- That's what happens
720
00:49:09,872 --> 00:49:11,581
when you fuck with Martini Blank!
721
00:49:11,790 --> 00:49:14,752
- Help, help! Please!
- Martini Blank's friends back him up.
722
00:49:15,794 --> 00:49:18,254
- That's what friends do, fuck-o.
- Help!
723
00:49:18,463 --> 00:49:21,174
- Help! Help! Help!
- That's why you're in the water.
724
00:49:21,632 --> 00:49:25,053
- Because you've got none.
- Help! Fucker!
725
00:49:30,307 --> 00:49:31,308
Help!
726
00:49:31,517 --> 00:49:33,436
Help! Help!
727
00:49:37,064 --> 00:49:39,441
Help! Help!
728
00:49:48,408 --> 00:49:49,618
Please help.
729
00:50:02,963 --> 00:50:04,422
Shit, you guys,
he's not coming up!
730
00:51:21,204 --> 00:51:22,830
Help!
731
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:26,708
Guys, help, now! Hurry!
732
00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:33,382
Get him up.
733
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:36,342
George.
734
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:42,098
- Oh, shit.
- Do you know what you're doing?
735
00:51:42,307 --> 00:51:44,850
One, two, three, four...
736
00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:47,020
Help!
737
00:51:47,895 --> 00:51:49,605
Help!
738
00:51:51,940 --> 00:51:53,859
Help!
739
00:51:54,402 --> 00:51:56,278
Can anyone help us?
740
00:51:59,364 --> 00:52:01,866
- Help!
- One, two, three, four.
741
00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:04,536
One, two, three, four.
742
00:52:06,955 --> 00:52:08,414
Come on.
743
00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:12,335
Wake up. Come on, wake up!
744
00:52:17,298 --> 00:52:18,882
Wake up.
745
00:52:20,134 --> 00:52:21,594
Shit.
746
00:52:23,053 --> 00:52:24,721
Wake up!
747
00:52:26,098 --> 00:52:27,474
Wake up!
748
00:52:27,682 --> 00:52:30,602
Wake up! God, wake up!
749
00:52:34,606 --> 00:52:36,525
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
750
00:52:36,733 --> 00:52:38,068
Wake up, wake up!
751
00:52:38,276 --> 00:52:41,112
Wake up! Wake up,
wake up, wake up!
752
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,905
Wake up!
753
00:55:50,082 --> 00:55:52,584
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
754
00:55:56,796 --> 00:56:00,008
We can never be forgiven
for what we did.
755
00:56:00,967 --> 00:56:03,302
You didn't do anything.
756
00:56:04,303 --> 00:56:05,846
I don't wanna be here.
757
00:56:06,055 --> 00:56:08,557
I don't wanna be here.
758
00:56:09,016 --> 00:56:11,810
I wanted to kill him before
I threw him over. Now he's dead.
759
00:56:11,977 --> 00:56:13,937
Maybe this was his time to go.
760
00:56:14,145 --> 00:56:16,148
Maybe it was his fate.
761
00:56:16,732 --> 00:56:18,942
Why would it be his fate?
762
00:56:20,318 --> 00:56:23,113
Because everything happens
for a reason, Rock.
763
00:56:23,822 --> 00:56:25,323
I don't know.
764
00:56:40,713 --> 00:56:42,673
I'm sorry.
765
00:56:45,091 --> 00:56:47,010
I'm sorry.
766
00:56:50,514 --> 00:56:51,931
I'm sorry.
767
00:57:50,153 --> 00:57:52,488
Anybody know what time it is?
768
00:58:05,668 --> 00:58:08,462
What if we say
we were playing Truth or Dare,
769
00:58:09,087 --> 00:58:11,798
and then we dared him
to jump into the river,
770
00:58:12,007 --> 00:58:14,926
and he did, and he drowned.
771
00:58:21,850 --> 00:58:23,268
What the hell are you doing?
772
00:58:23,434 --> 00:58:25,269
Looking for his fucking
video camera.
773
00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:28,730
If it gets found, then everybody
finds out what we did.
774
00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:30,274
Everyone's gonna find out
what we did,
775
00:58:30,441 --> 00:58:32,193
regardless if the video camera
gets found, Marty.
776
00:58:32,401 --> 00:58:34,569
Not if we don't want them to.
777
00:58:36,196 --> 00:58:38,115
Are you joking?
778
00:58:38,324 --> 00:58:40,784
Look, this was a prank that went
wrong. We come completely clean.
779
00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:44,704
No one's got a ton of sympathy
for guys who throw fat kids in the river.
780
00:58:44,912 --> 00:58:47,916
All right? If we turn ourselves in,
we're all screwed.
781
00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:50,960
What do you think's
gonna happen, Marty?
782
00:58:51,168 --> 00:58:53,796
Superman's gonna fly around
Earth and turn back time?
783
00:58:54,005 --> 00:58:59,635
No. I don't think Superman's
going to turn back time.
784
00:59:02,763 --> 00:59:04,139
Think we gotta bury the body.
785
00:59:23,282 --> 00:59:25,826
Rocky, if we bury the body, it's gonna
look like we did it on purpose.
786
00:59:26,034 --> 00:59:29,038
If we bury the body,
we're not gonna look like anything.
787
00:59:29,246 --> 00:59:31,457
Out of sight, out of mind.
788
00:59:31,665 --> 00:59:34,626
Yeah, well, maybe out of your mind,
you stupid fuck.
789
00:59:42,467 --> 00:59:44,928
Look, we just committed
a major fucking crime.
790
00:59:45,136 --> 00:59:47,430
And if any one of us cracks,
we are all gonna be screwed.
791
00:59:47,639 --> 00:59:50,724
Look, it was an accident. Kids like us
have accidents all the time.
792
00:59:50,933 --> 00:59:53,186
This wasn't just an accident.
793
00:59:53,394 --> 00:59:56,480
All right? We schemed this,
from the beginning.
794
00:59:56,689 --> 01:00:00,025
All right, so fine, we schemed.
No one has to know that.
795
01:00:00,275 --> 01:00:02,236
They're gonna figure it out.
796
01:00:02,778 --> 01:00:06,489
Somebody's bound to crack when
they start asking a million questions.
797
01:00:06,698 --> 01:00:08,658
Put Sammy boy in a lie detector.
798
01:00:08,866 --> 01:00:11,286
Look, the idea
of burying the body is nuts.
799
01:00:11,494 --> 01:00:13,371
Going to jail
and getting raped every night
800
01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:16,874
for the rest of your cute,
little, fucking lives is nuts.
801
01:00:17,041 --> 01:00:19,168
I think you're nuts.
802
01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:56,828
So that's it?
803
01:00:57,037 --> 01:01:00,416
We're just gonna pretend
like we're all innocent.
804
01:01:02,167 --> 01:01:04,711
- Shut up.
- No.
805
01:01:04,919 --> 01:01:07,046
- Shut up.
- No!
806
01:01:07,755 --> 01:01:10,050
If you've got a better idea,
then you better spit it out
807
01:01:10,258 --> 01:01:13,094
- because no one else does.
- Marty, come on.
808
01:01:13,261 --> 01:01:15,846
- Do you have one?
- Shit, Marty. Get off. Come on.
809
01:01:16,055 --> 01:01:19,058
If you've got a better idea,
I'll listen. Do you?
810
01:01:19,267 --> 01:01:20,601
- No.
- Then do you agree
811
01:01:20,809 --> 01:01:23,103
that we have to go
with the best idea we've got?
812
01:01:24,396 --> 01:01:27,274
Yes. Get off.
813
01:01:36,866 --> 01:01:39,869
You always gotta go
with the best idea you've got.
814
01:01:42,122 --> 01:01:44,040
Otherwise you're just left
815
01:01:44,248 --> 01:01:47,918
laying around
not knowing what to do.
816
01:02:56,691 --> 01:02:58,652
I can't do it.
817
01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:00,695
It's not safe.
818
01:03:04,282 --> 01:03:06,618
It's a big joke anyway.
819
01:04:06,507 --> 01:04:08,676
I think that's deep enough.
820
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,498
Hey, you guys wanna help?
821
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,386
First thing we gotta do
when we get back
822
01:07:08,595 --> 01:07:10,597
is deal with Jasper
and my brother.
823
01:07:11,098 --> 01:07:12,808
How?
824
01:07:13,016 --> 01:07:15,018
Gotta make sure they forget
they ever saw George with us.
825
01:07:15,226 --> 01:07:16,561
What the fuck
you gonna do? Huh?
826
01:07:16,769 --> 01:07:20,440
Hit them over the head with a rock,
hope they get amnesia?
827
01:07:59,476 --> 01:08:00,978
Thanks.
828
01:08:36,928 --> 01:08:39,764
All right, this is the way
it's gonna work.
829
01:08:39,973 --> 01:08:42,642
We drop everybody off
at their houses.
830
01:08:42,851 --> 01:08:44,853
Everybody's gonna sit tight
until I go make sure
831
01:08:45,019 --> 01:08:47,480
everything's "copathetic"
with Kile and Jasper.
832
01:08:47,688 --> 01:08:50,441
The word's copacetic, Marty.
833
01:08:51,359 --> 01:08:52,860
Yeah.
834
01:09:28,018 --> 01:09:29,394
Millie...
835
01:09:29,769 --> 01:09:31,604
...mum's the word.
836
01:10:09,974 --> 01:10:11,726
Peg, can I get the phone?
837
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:20,067
Shit.
838
01:10:24,071 --> 01:10:25,656
- Kile?
- Hey, Marty.
839
01:10:25,864 --> 01:10:27,574
- What's cooking?
- Hey, you little fucker.
840
01:10:27,783 --> 01:10:30,285
How'd the cow spanking go?
841
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:33,121
What?
842
01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:40,420
Looks fantastic.
843
01:10:46,467 --> 01:10:48,052
You OK?
844
01:10:48,261 --> 01:10:49,679
You look a little...
845
01:10:50,137 --> 01:10:51,972
No, I'm fine.
846
01:10:56,894 --> 01:11:00,897
Clyde, if something's up,
it's OK to tell us about it.
847
01:11:12,449 --> 01:11:14,952
This is so fucked.
848
01:11:15,161 --> 01:11:16,537
Fuck!
849
01:11:26,921 --> 01:11:28,923
I don't even know...
850
01:11:30,842 --> 01:11:32,927
I don't even know.
851
01:11:36,889 --> 01:11:38,391
Hey.
852
01:11:39,809 --> 01:11:42,311
Maybe you guys
could take me home?
853
01:12:07,251 --> 01:12:09,545
Wish we knew what to do.
854
01:12:14,383 --> 01:12:16,343
We know what to do.
855
01:12:17,552 --> 01:12:19,888
You know what we did, Rocky.
856
01:12:23,225 --> 01:12:25,602
What are you trying to say, Sam?
857
01:12:43,910 --> 01:12:46,747
You have to trust me
on this one, Sam.
858
01:12:49,416 --> 01:12:51,751
I'm your big brother.
859
01:13:00,134 --> 01:13:02,262
But I don't trust you.
860
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:18,735
Where you going?
861
01:14:07,698 --> 01:14:09,158
What do you want?
862
01:14:10,367 --> 01:14:12,161
To talk.
863
01:14:12,327 --> 01:14:13,954
We have nothing to talk about.
864
01:14:14,663 --> 01:14:17,750
It was your guys' plan.
I was just there.
865
01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:20,961
That doesn't mean
I have to tell on you.
866
01:14:21,169 --> 01:14:23,504
And that's your problem.
867
01:14:24,714 --> 01:14:26,258
Are you done?
868
01:14:27,842 --> 01:14:30,011
Can I come in?
869
01:14:57,495 --> 01:15:00,623
Do you remember when you said
we could never be forgiven?
870
01:15:05,711 --> 01:15:07,337
That might be right.
871
01:15:09,548 --> 01:15:11,008
I don't know.
872
01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:17,097
The only thing I do know is that
I'm not sure about anything.
873
01:15:18,098 --> 01:15:20,433
What do you want us to do?
874
01:15:20,642 --> 01:15:22,602
Go back and unbury the body?
875
01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:24,980
He's dead.
876
01:15:28,232 --> 01:15:29,859
You know...
877
01:15:32,235 --> 01:15:35,114
...when we graduate
high school
878
01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:39,492
and go to college and become doctors
and lawyers and all that...
879
01:15:44,414 --> 01:15:47,083
...what do you think it'd be like?
880
01:16:27,621 --> 01:16:29,456
- Hey.
- Hey, Marty.
881
01:16:29,665 --> 01:16:32,293
- Good to see you.
- How you doing, Mr. Maris?
882
01:16:32,501 --> 01:16:34,169
- How are you?
- I'm good.
883
01:16:34,378 --> 01:16:36,171
Are...?
Is Rocky and Sam home?
884
01:16:36,380 --> 01:16:37,964
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The whole gang's here.
885
01:16:38,173 --> 01:16:40,759
They're listening to music
in the bedroom there.
886
01:16:40,968 --> 01:16:43,762
- Do you mind if...? Thanks.
- Yeah, yeah.
887
01:16:59,985 --> 01:17:01,612
What's going on here?
888
01:17:01,820 --> 01:17:04,072
Why don't you sit down?
889
01:17:07,075 --> 01:17:09,786
What, so I go off to make sure
all our business is taken care of,
890
01:17:09,995 --> 01:17:12,121
and all of a sudden
you guys form a new club?
891
01:17:13,831 --> 01:17:17,460
- We've come to a decision.
- You've come to a decision?
892
01:17:19,128 --> 01:17:21,338
What, are you kidding me?
893
01:17:23,132 --> 01:17:25,426
We already decided.
I talked to Jasper and Kile.
894
01:17:25,634 --> 01:17:27,636
They're not gonna say anything.
895
01:17:27,845 --> 01:17:30,013
Everything is going to be OK.
896
01:17:30,221 --> 01:17:33,642
No. Everything is not
gonna be OK.
897
01:17:34,935 --> 01:17:36,561
So, what?
898
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,398
All you guys decide to squeal
or something?
899
01:17:39,606 --> 01:17:41,233
We have to, Marty.
It's the only way...
900
01:17:41,441 --> 01:17:45,027
No, there is no "only way", Sam.
That's crap.
901
01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:48,323
OK? You know that's crap.
902
01:18:03,795 --> 01:18:05,547
All right.
903
01:18:07,507 --> 01:18:09,717
Screw all of you, then.
904
01:18:14,639 --> 01:18:16,766
- Marty, hang on.
- No!
905
01:18:20,811 --> 01:18:22,855
- Where you going?
- Away from you.
906
01:18:25,065 --> 01:18:27,192
You suck.
907
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,528
You know that, right?
908
01:18:31,405 --> 01:18:33,740
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know, drive to Mexico.
909
01:18:33,949 --> 01:18:36,242
What do you think?
910
01:18:38,370 --> 01:18:40,288
I don't know what to think.
911
01:18:42,165 --> 01:18:44,083
Well, if you don't know
what to think,
912
01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:47,378
then you probably shouldn't
be making decisions.
913
01:19:29,877 --> 01:19:33,296
What do you think about
letting me borrow your gun?
914
01:20:36,981 --> 01:20:39,358
- Hey.
- Yeah.
915
01:22:25,876 --> 01:22:27,669
Easy, man.
916
01:22:43,851 --> 01:22:46,686
He was saying terrible things.
917
01:22:46,895 --> 01:22:49,272
Things that shouldn't
have been said.
918
01:22:56,529 --> 01:23:00,116
When your brother
knocked George overboard...
919
01:23:01,033 --> 01:23:03,285
...would you say he was
920
01:23:03,494 --> 01:23:05,746
in control
921
01:23:05,954 --> 01:23:08,207
or out of control?
922
01:23:13,878 --> 01:23:16,340
- You got something for me?
- Yeah.
923
01:23:16,548 --> 01:23:17,799
Excuse me, Sam.
924
01:23:29,018 --> 01:23:32,563
Never seen him
more out of control in my life.
925
01:24:04,509 --> 01:24:06,887
My name is George.
926
01:24:09,723 --> 01:24:11,308
And this...
927
01:24:13,894 --> 01:24:16,521
...is the inside of my mind.
928
01:24:21,567 --> 01:24:25,404
The inside of my mind
has a zillion things.
929
01:24:49,761 --> 01:24:53,806
The inside of my mind
has a zillion things about it.
930
01:24:54,682 --> 01:24:56,100
But...
931
01:24:57,393 --> 01:24:59,520
...people that don't
see inside my mind
932
01:24:59,728 --> 01:25:04,066
don't know there are
a zillion things and...
933
01:25:07,110 --> 01:25:08,987
You know, since no one
sees inside my mind,
934
01:25:09,195 --> 01:25:11,614
no one really knows.
935
01:25:20,789 --> 01:25:22,333
But...
936
01:25:23,459 --> 01:25:25,086
...one day people will know.
937
01:25:29,757 --> 01:25:34,219
One day people will know
because that's my master plan.
938
01:25:39,599 --> 01:25:42,977
To film it all.
939
01:25:43,144 --> 01:25:49,108
To document every aspect
of the life that is me.
940
01:25:50,484 --> 01:25:53,195
And put it in a time capsule
in my back yard.
941
01:25:53,403 --> 01:25:56,949
And so that one day, some...
942
01:25:57,366 --> 01:26:00,535
...alien,
or some highly evolved species,
943
01:26:00,744 --> 01:26:03,664
will find it and...
944
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:09,043
understand.
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