Original subtitles

Michael Rennie was ill The day the earth stood still

But he told us where we stand

And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear

Claude Rains was the Invisible Man

Then something went wrong

For Fay Wray and King Kong

They got caught in a celluloid jam

Then at a deadly pace It came from outer space

And this is how the message ran

Science fiction

Double feature

Doctor X

Will build a creature

See androids fighting

Och.

Brad and Janet

Anne Francis stars in

Forbidden Planet

At the late-night Double feature

Picture show

I knew Leo G. Carroll Was over a barrel

When tarantula took to the hills

And I really got hot When I saw Janette Scott

Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills

Dana Andrews said prunes Gave him the runes

And passing them used lots of skill

“But when worlds collide“

Said George Pal to his bride

“I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills“

Like a...

Science fiction

Double feature

Doctor X

Will build a creature

See androids fighting

Brad and Janet

Anne Francis stars in

Forbidden Planet

At the late-night Double feature

Picture show

I wanna go

To the late-night Double feature

Picture show

By RKO

To the late-night Double feature

Picture show

In the back row

To the late-night

Double feature

Picture show

Here they came.

All the grandparents, parents, close friends...

Betty. You're so beautiful...

- Hey, Ralph. - Well, guess we really did it?

I don't think there's any doubt. You and Betty have been inseparable...

since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher courses.

To tell the truth, Brad, that was the only reason I showed up.

I'm gonna throw the bouquet. Hurry. Hurry.

Hey, Brad. Betty's gonna throw her bouquet.

Hey, everyone, this is it. Are you ready?

I gut it. I gut it.

Hey, big fella. Lacks like it could be your turn next?

Who knows?

So lung. See you, Brad.

Come on new, Belly.

Look at me, Betty...

- Bye, you two. - Goodbye, everyone.

- Bye, you guys. - Miss you.

- Take care. - Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah!

Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah!

Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah!

Brad. Wasn't it wonderful?

Didn't Betty lack radiantly beautiful?

I can't believe it was an hour ago she was plain old Betty Munroe, and now...

New she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.

Yes.

Yes, Janet.

- Ralph is a lucky guy. - Yes. Heh.

Everyone knows Betty is a wonderful little cook.

Yes. Heh.

Why, Ralph himself, he will be in line for a promotion in a year or two.

- Yes. - Hey, Janet?

Yes, Brad?

I've gut something to say.

I really lave them.

The skillful way...

that you beat the other girls ta the bride's bouquet.

On, heh.

Brad. Ha-ha-ha.

- The river was deep, but I swam it - Janet

- The future is ours, so let's plan it - Janet

- Just please don't tell me to can it - Janet

I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you

- The mad was long, but I ran it - Janet

- There's a fire in my heart and you fan it - Janet

- If there's one fool for you, then I am it - Janet

Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you

Aah!

Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker

There's three ways that love can grow

That's good, bad, or-

Shoot.

- Mediocre

J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

- It's nicer than Betty Munroe had - on, Brad

- Now we're engaged and I'm so glad - on, Brad

- That you met Mom and you know Dad - on, Brad

I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad for you too

on, Brad

Damn it.

I'm mad

Janet.

- For you - I love you too

- There's one thing left to do - There's one thing left to do

- And that's go see the man who began it - Janet

- When we met in his science exam it - Janet

- Made me give you the eye and then panic - Janet

Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you

Damn it, Janet

Brad, I'm mad

Damn it, Janet

- I love you - I love you

Yeah!

I would like, if! may...

ta take you an a strange journey.

Haw strange was it?

It seemed a fairly ordinary night...

when Brad Majors and his fiancée, Janet Weiss...

left Demon that late October evening...

ta visit the doctor, Everett Scott...

once tutor and now friend to both of them.

hubcap shaped objects floating in the sky...

Gash. That's the third motorcyclist that's passed us.

They sure do take their lives in their hands, what, with the weather.

Yes, Janet. Life is pretty cheap ta that type.

What's the matter, darling?

We must've taken the wrong fork.

But, then, where'd that motorcyclist came from?

Well, we're just going to have to turn back.

What was that bang?

We must have a blow-nut. Damn it.

I knew I should've had that spare tire fixed.

Well, you stay here and keep warm.

I will go lack for help.

Where will you go? We're in the middle of nowhere.

Didn't we pass a castle back dawn the road a few miles?

Maybe they have a telephone I could use.

- I'm going with you. - No.

Darling, there is no sense in bath of us getting wet.

I'm coming with you.

Besides, darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman...

and you might never came back again.

In the velvet darkness Of the blackest night

Burning bright

There's a guiding star

No matter what

Or who you are

There's a light

Over at the Frankenstein place

There's a light

Burning in the fireplace

There's a light Light

In the darkness

Of everybody's life

The darkness must go

Down the river of nights dreaming

Flow morphia slow

Let the sun and light come streaming

Into my life

Into my life

There's a light

Over at the Frankenstein place

There's a light

Burning in the fireplace

There's a light Light

In the darkness

Of everybody's

life

And so it seemed that fortune had smiled an Brad and Janet...

And so it seemed that fortune had smiled an Brad and Janet...

and that they had found the assistance that their plight required...

Or had they?

Brad. Let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened.

Just a moment, Janet.

They may have a telephone.

Came an.

Hello.

Hi.

My name is Brad Majors.

This is my... fiancée, Janet Weiss.

I was wandering if you might help us.

You see, our car brake dawn a few miles up the road.

Do you have a phone we might use?

You're wet.

Yes. It's raining.

Yes.

Yes.

I think, perhaps, you'd better bath...

come inside.

You're too kind. Heh.

Are you having a party?

You've arrived an a rather special night.

It's one of the master's affairs.

How lucky. Heh.

You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky.

We're all lucky.

It's astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

- Not for very much longer BOTH: Aah!

- I've got to keep control - Aah!

I remember doing the Time Warp

Drinking those moments

- When the blackness would hit me - Aah!

And the void would be calling

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

It's just a jump to the left

And then step to the right

Put your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

It really drives you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

It's so dreamy

Fantasy free me

So you can't see me

No, not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well secluded

I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You're into the time slip

- And nothing can ever be the same - Jeez!

You're spaced out on sensation

Like you're under sedation

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Well, I was walking down the street Just having a think

When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink

It shook a me up It took me by surprise

He had a pickup truck And the devil's eyes

He stared at me And I felt a change

Time meant nothing Never would again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right

With your hands an your hips...

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

Put your hands on your hips

Bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again

- Let's do the Time Warp again BOTH: Aah!

Say something.

Say...

do any of you guys know how to Madison?

Brad, please, let's get out of here.

Far God's sake, just keep a grip an yourself, Janet.

But it seems so unhealthy here.

- It's just a party, Janet. - I want to go.

Well, we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.

Well, then ask the butler or someone.

Give it a moment, Janet.

We don't want ta interfere with their celebrations.

This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad.

They're probably foreigners with ways different than our awn.

They may do some more folk dancing.

Brad.

Lack, I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared.

I'm here, there is nothing to worry about.

Aah!

How do you do? I see you've met

My faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the candy man

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home.

Could we use your phone?

- We're bath in a bit of a hurry. - Right.

So we'll just say where we are and then go back ta the car.

We don't wanna be any worry.

Well, you got caught with a flat

Well, how about that?

Now, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem all right

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

- I'm just a sweet transvestite - Sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

- Won't you stay for the night? - Night

- Or maybe a bite - Bite

I'd show you My favorite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

- I'm just a sweet transvestite - Sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

Hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet transvestite

From Transsexual

Transylvania

So come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with an tic!'-

Say it.

- Patton

But maybe the rain

Isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom

- Thank you. - Thank you very much.

Och.

Brad.

It's all right, Janet.

We'll play along for new and pull out the aces when the time is right.

This is no time for tricks, Brad.

Whoa!!

- Slowly. - Aah!

Slowly.

It's too nice a job to rush.

Hi. My name is Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss.

And you are?

You are very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory.

Same people would give their left arm for the privilege.

People like you, maybe?

I've seen it.

Magenta. Columbia.

Come, assist Riff Raff.

I'll entertain.

- Brad Majors. This is my fiancée, Janet Vice. - Weiss.

Weiss.

Haw nice.

What charming underclothes you both have.

But here, put these an.

They'll make you feel less vulnerable.

It's not often we receive visitors here.

Let alone offer them hospitality.

Hospitality?

All we wanted was to use your telephone. Damn it.

A reasonable request which you have chosen to ignore.

Brad. Brad, don't be ungrateful.

Ungrateful.

Och.

Haw forceful you are, Brad.

Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So dominant.

You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.

Yes, I am. Heh.

Do you have any tattoos, Brad?

Certainly not.

Well.

How about you?

Everything is in readiness, master.

We merely await your ward.

Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists...

you are to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research.

And paradise is to be mine.

It was strange the way it happened.

Suddenly, you get a break.

And all the pieces seem to fit into place.

What a sucker you've been.

What a foal.

The answer was there all the time.

But it tank a small accident to make it happen.

An accident.

An accident.

And that's how I discovered the secret.

That elusive ingredient.

That spark that is the breath of life.

You see, you are fortunate.

Far tonight is the night my beautiful creature is destined ta be barn.

Hoopla.

Hail.

Throw open the switches an the sonic oscillator.

Step up the reactor power input three more paints.

Och.

Aah!

Ha-ha-ha.

Brad.

It's all right, Janet.

Och.

Rocky.

The sword of Damocles Is hanging over my head

And I've got the feeling Someone's gonna be cutting the thread

Woe is me

My life is a misery, yeah

- Aah! - Get him dawn.

Can't you see?

I'm at the start of a pretty big downer

Yeah

I woke up this morning with a start

- When I got out of bed BACKUP: That ain't no crime

And left from my dreaming Was a feeling of unnameable dread

That ain't no crime

My high is low

I'm dressed up with no place to go

And all I know

I'm at the start of a pretty big downer

No

- That ain't no crime - No, no, no

- That ain't no crime - No, no, no

- That ain't no crime - No, no, no

No

Aah!

The sword of Damocles Is hanging over my head

That ain't no crime

And I've got the feeling Someone's gonna be cutting the thread

That ain't no crime

Woe is me

My life is a misery

And can't you see?

I'm at the start of a pretty big downer

- That ain't no crime - No, no, no

- That ain't no crime - No, no, no

- That ain't no crime - No, no, no

- That ain't no crime - No, no, no

- Ain't no crime - No, no, no

- That ain't no crime - No, no, no

Well, really.

That's no way to behave an your first day out.

But since you're such an exceptional beauty...

I'm prepared to forgive you.

I just lave success.

- He is a credit to your genius, master. - Yes.

- A triumph of your will. - Yes. Heh.

He's okay.

Okay?

I think we can do better than that.

Brad. Janet.

What do you think of him?

Well...

I don't like men with tan many muscles. Heh.

I didn't make him for you.

He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval.

A weakling weighing 98 pounds

Will get sand in his face

When kicked to the ground

And soon in the gym

With a determined chin

The sweat from his pores

As he works for his cause

Will make him glisten

And gleam

And with massage

And just a little bit of

Steam

He'll be pink

And quite clean

He'll be a strong man

But the wrong man

He'll eat nutritious High protein

And swallow raw eggs

Try to build up his shoulders

His chest, arms and legs

Such an effort

If he only knew of my plan

In just seven days

I can make you

A man

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups

Do the snatch, clean and jerk

He thinks dynamic tension

Must be hard work

Such strenuous living I just don't understand

When in just seven days

I can make you

A man

Eddie.

- Whoo! Came an. - Yeah!

Whatever happened to Saturday night?

When you dressed sharp and you felt all right

It don't seem the same since the cosmic light Came into my life

I thought I was divine

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go And listen to the music on the radio

A saxophone was blowing on a rock 'n' roll show

We climbed in the back seat Really had a good time

Hot patootie, bless my soul

I really love that rock 'n' roll

Hot patootie, bless my soul

I really love that rock 'n' roll

Hot patootie, bless my soul

I really love that rock 'n' roll

Hot patootie, bless my soul

I really love

Come on, baby

I'm really loving it

Come on

My head used to swim From the perfume I smelled

My hands kind of fumbled With her white plastic belt

I'd taste her baby pink lipstick And that's when I'd melt

She'd whisper in my ear Tonight she really was mine

Get back in front, put some hair oil on

Buddy Holly was singing his very last song With your arms around your girl

You tried to sing along It felt pretty good, yeah

Really had a good time, yeah

Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll

Hot patootie, bless my soul

I really love that rock 'n' roll

Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll

Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll

Aah!

Aah!

Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll

Yeah Yeah

Love it

Give it, give it

Yeah Yeah

- Yeah - I really love that rock 'n' roll

Come on, baby

Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll

Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll

My fellow Transylvanians, Eddie has left the castle.

Don't be upset.

It was a mercy killing.

He had a certain naive charm but no muscle.

But a deltoid and a bicep

A hot groin and a tricep

Make me

Shake

Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas

By the hand

In just seven days

I can make you a man

I don't want no dissension

Just a dynamic tension

- I'm a muscle fan - Ha-ha-ha.

In just seven days

I can make you

A man

Dig it if you can

In just seven days

I can make you a man

Brava.

Brava.

Brava.

Brava.

Going dawn.

Ha-ha-ha.

Who is it? Who's there?

- It's only me, Janet. - Brad, darling, came in.

Brad.

Yes, my darling.

But... What if...?

It's all right, Janet.

Everything's going to be all right.

I hope so, my darling.

Heh.

- It's you. - I'm afraid so, Janet. But isn't it nice?

You... You monster.

What have you done with Brad?

Well, nothing.

Why, do you think I should?

You tricked me. I wouldn't have.

- I've never, never... - Yes. Yes, I know.

But it isn't all bad, is it?

I really think you'd find it quite pleasurable.

Stop.

I mean...

on!

Brad. Brad.

Shh.

Brad's probably asleep by now.

Do you want him to see you like this?

Ha-ha-ha.

Like this, like how?

This is your fault.

You're to blame.

I was saving myself.

I'm sure you're not spent...

yet.

Promise you won't tell Brad?

On my mother's grave.

Ga. Ha-ha-ha. Ga!

Brad, it's no good here. It will destroy us.

Don't worry, Janet.

We'll be well away from here in the morning.

Brad, you're so strung and protective.

What-f?

- Na. You. - I'm afraid so, Brad.

- But isn't it nice? - Why you-f?

Aah!

- What have you done with Janet? - Nothing.

Why, do you think I should?

- You tricked me. - Aah!

I wouldn't have.

I've never, never, never...

Yes, I know, Brad. But it isn't all bad, is it?

Nat even half bad.

I think you really quite enjoyed it.

So soft. So sensual.

Janet.

Shh.

Janet's probably asleep by now.

You wouldn't want her to see you...

- like this. - Aah!

Like this, like how?

This is your fault.

You're to blame.

I thought this was the real thing.

Came an, Brad, admit it.

- You liked it. - No.

There's no crime in giving yourself aver to pleasure.

Brad, we've wasted so much time already.

Janet needn't know. I won't tell her.

Well...

you promise you won't tell?

Crass my heart and hope to die.

Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished.

The new playmate is loose...

and somewhere in the castle ground.

Magenta has just released...

- the dogs. - Coming.

What's happening here?

Where's Brad?

Where's anybody?

Brad.

Brad, my darling..

How could I have done this to you?

If only we hadn't made this journey.

But you did.

If only our car hadn't broken down.

If only we were amongst friends or sane persons.

But you're not.

Two out of three ain't bad.

Oh, Brad. oh.

What have they done with him?

Oh, Brad.

Oh, Brad.

How could you?

You're hurt. Did they do this to you?

Here.

I'll dress your wounds.

Came here.

Poor baby.

There.

- Tell us about it, Janet. - Tell us about it, Janet.

I was feeling done in

Couldn't win

I'd only ever kissed before

You mean she's a...?

I thought there's no use getting

Into heavy petting

It only leads to trouble

And seat wetting

Now all I want to know

- Is how to go - Aah!

I've tasted blood And I want more

- More, more, more - More, more, more

I'll put up no resistance

I want to stay the distance

I've got an itch to scratch

I need assistance

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night

And if anything grows While you pose

I'll oil you up and rub you down

Down, down, down

And that's just one small fraction Of the main attraction

You need a friendly hand,

I need action

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

- I wanna be dirty - Heh.

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night

Aah!

Aah! Heh.

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night

- Ha-ha-ha. - Congratulations, Janet.

Creature of the night

Creature of the night

Aah!

Mercy.

How did it happen?

I understand you were to be...

- watching. - I was only away for a minute, master.

Well, see if you can find him on the monitor.

Master, master.

We have a visitor.

Hey.

Scatty. Dr. Everett Scott.

You know this Earthling?

This person?

Dr. Scott happens to be an old friend of mine.

I see.

So this isn't simply a chance meeting.

You came here with a purpose.

I told you, my car brake dawn. I was telling the truth.

I know what you said, Brad.

But this Dr. Everett Scott is a name that is not unknown to me.

Dr. Scott is a science teacher at Denton High School.

Now he works for your government, doesn't he, Brad?

Attached ta the bureau of investigation of which you call UFOs.

Isn't that right, Brad?

He may be.

- You... - Aah!

I don't know.

The intruder is entering the building, master.

He'll probably be in Zen roam.

- Shall we inquire of him in person? - Yeah.

Show him up.

Great Scott.

Frank-N-Furter.

We meet at last.

- Dr. Scott. - Brad?

- What are you doing here? - Don't play games, Dr. Scott.

You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here.

It was part of your plan, was it not?

That he and his female should check the layout for you.

Well, unfortunately for you, your plans are to be changed.

I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott.

I know Brad is.

I assure you, Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me.

You see, I came to find Eddie.

Eddie? I've seen him.

- Eddie? - He's...

What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?

I happen to know a lat about many a great things.

You see, Eddie happens to be my nephew.

Dr. Scott.

Janet. - Dr. Scott.

Janet. - Brad.

- Rocky. - Argh.

Janet? - Dr. Scott?

Janet. - Brad.

- Rocky. - Argh.

Janet? - Dr. Scott.

Janet. - Brad.

Rocky.

I made you.

And I can break you just as easily.

Master.

Dinner is prepared.

Excellent.

Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.

Fund has always played a vital role in life's rituals.

The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man...

and now, this meal.

However informal it might appear...

Aah!

You can be sure that there was to be very little bon ami.

I hope it's not meatloaf again.

Sorry.

Just a little.

A toast ta absent friends.

- Ta absent friends. - Ta absent friends.

And to Rocky.

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday, dear Rocky-

Shall we?

I came here to discuss Eddie.

Eddie?

That's a rather tender subject.

Another slice, anyone?

Excuse me.

I knew he was in with a bad crowd.

But it was worse than I imagined.

Aliens.

Dr. Scott?

Ga an, Dr. Scott.

Or should I say, Dr. Von Scott?

- Now, what exactly are you implying? - It's all right.

- But Dr. Scott... - That's all right, Brad.

From the day he was born

He was trouble

He was a thorn

In his mother's side

She tried in vain

But he never caused her nothing but pain

He left home the day she died

From the day she was gone

All he wanted Was rock 'n' roll porn

And a motorbike

Shooting up junk

He was a lowdown cheap little punk

Taking everyone for a ride

When Eddie said He didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid

And when he threatened your life

- With a switchblade knife - What a guy

- Makes you cry - And I did

Everybody shoved him

I very nearly loved him

"I said, " Hey, listen to me

Stay sane inside insanity“

But he locked the door And threw away the key

But he must have been drawn Into something

Making him warn me With a note which read

What's it say?

I'm out of my head

“Out of my head“

Hurry, or I may be dead

- They mustn't carry out their evil deeds - They mustn't carry out their evil deeds

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no-good kid

But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife

- Makes you cry - And I did

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no-good kid

But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife

- What a guy - Makes you cry

And I did

- What a guy - Makes you cry

And I did

- What a guy - Makes you cry

- And I did - When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid

But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife

Eddie.

Rocky, how could you?

I'll tell you once I won't tell you twice

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

Your apple pie Don't taste too nice

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed It should be all you need

You're as sensual as a pencil Wound up like an E or first string

When we made it Did you hear a bell ring?

You gonna block?

Take my advice

You better wise up, Janet Weiss

The transducer will seduce you

My feet.

- I can't move my feet. - My wheels.

I can't move my wheels.

- Ha-ha-ha. - It's as if we were...

- Glued to the spot. - You are.

So quake with fear, you tiny foals.

We're trapped.

It's something you'll get used to

A mental mind game can be nice

You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine.

This sonic transducer...

it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory...

"physio-molecular transport device."

- You mean...? - Yes, Brad.

It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time.

But it seems our friend here has found a way of perfecting it.

A device capable of breaking dawn solid matter...

then projecting it through space.

Who knows? Perhaps even time itself.

You mean, she's gonna send us to another planet?

Planet-shmanet, Janet

You better wise up, Janet Weiss

You better wise up Build your thighs up

You better wise up

And then, she cries out:

Stop!

Don't get hot and flustered

Use a bit of mustard

You're a hot dog

But you better not try and hurt her

Frank Furter

- Aah! - You're a hot dog

But you'd better not try to hurt her

Frank Furter

You're a hot dog

My Gad, I can't stand any more of this.

First, you spurn me for Eddie.

Then you throw him off like some old overcoat for Rocky.

You...

You chew people up, and you spit them out again.

I...

I loved you.

You hear me?

I loved you.

And what did it get me?

Yeah, I'll tell you.

A big nothing.

You're like a sponge.

You take, take, take.

You drain others of their love and emotion.

Well, I've had enough.

You're gonna have to choose between me...

and Rocky.

So named because of the racks in his head.

It's not easy having a good time.

Even smiling makes my face ache.

And my children turn an me.

Rocky's behaving just the way Eddie did.

Do you think it was a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?

I grow weary of this world.

When shall we return to Transylvania?

Magenta.

I'm indeed grateful to you and your brother, Riff Raff.

You bath served me well.

Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded.

You will discover that when the mood takes me...

I can be quite generous.

I ask for nothing, master.

And you shall receive it in abundance.

Came.

We are ready for the flour show.

"NARRATOR". And so, just a few hours after announcing their engagement...

Brad and Janet...

had bath tasted...

forbidden fruit.

This in itself was proof...

that their host was a person of little morals...

and some persuasion.

What diabolical plan had seized Dr. Furter's crazed imagination?

What indeed?

It was great when it all began

I was a regular Frankie fan

But it was over when she had the plan

To start working on a muscleman

Now the only thing that gives me hope

ls my love of a certain dope

Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain

I'm just seven hours old

Truly beautiful to behold

And somebody should be told

My libido hasn't been controlled

Now the only thing I've come to trust

ls an orgasmic rush of lust

Said rose tints my world And keeps me safe from my troubles and pain

Hey, yeah

It's beyond me

Help me, Mommy

I'll be good, you'll see

Take this dream away

What's this?

Let's see

I feel sexy

What's come over me?

Here it comes again

Yeah, yeah

I feel released

Bad times deceased

My confidence has increased

Reality is here

The game has been disbanded

My mind has been expanded

It's a gas that Frankie's landed

Her lust is so sincere

Whatever happened to Fay Wray?

That delicate satin-draped frame

As it clung to her thigh

How I started to cry

Because I wanted to be dressed

Just the same

Give yourself over

To absolute pleasure

Swim the warm waters

Of sins of the flesh

Erotic nightmares

Beyond any measure

And sensual daydreams

To treasure forever

Can't you just see it?

Don't dream it

Be if

Don't dream it

Be if

Don't dream it

Be if

Don't dream it

Be if

Don't dream it

Be if

Don't dream it

Be if

Don't dream it

Don't dream it.

Be if

Be it.

Don't dream it

Be if

Don't dream it

We've gotta get out of this trap...

before this decadence saps our will.

I've gotta be strong...

and try to hang.

Or else my mind may well snap...

and my life will be lived...

for the thrill.

Aah!

It's beyond me

Help me, Mommy

God bless Lili St. Cyr

My, my, my My, my, my, my, my

MY, W, W, W, Whoa

I'm a wild and an untamed thing

I'm a bee with a deadly sting

You get a hit and your mind goes ping

Your heart will thump And your blood will sing

So let the party and the sounds rock on

We're gonna shake it till the life has gone

Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain

Yeah

We're a wild and an untamed thing

We're a bee with a deadly sting

You get a hit and your mind goes ping

Your heart will thump And your blood will sing

So let the party and the sounds rock on

We're gonna shake it till the life has gone

Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

We're a wild and an untamed thing

We're a bee with a deadly sting

You get a hit and your mind goes ping

Your heart will thump And your blood will sing

So let the party and the sounds rock on

We're gonna shake it till the life has gone

Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain

And pain

Frank-N-Furter

It's all over

Your mission is a failure

Your lifestyles too extreme

I'm your new commander

You now are my prisoner

We return to Transylvania

Prepare the transit beam

Wait. I can explain.

Back.

On the day I went away

Goodbye

Was all I had to say

Now I

I want to come again and stay

"My, " IV

Smile and that means

I may

Because I've seen,

Blue skies through the tears

In my eyes

And I realize

I'm going home

I'm going home

Everywhere it's been the same

Feeling

Like I'm outside in the rain

Wheeling

Free to try to find a game

Dealing

Cards for sorrow

Cards for pain

And I've seen,

Blue skies through the tears

In my eyes

And I realize

I'm going home

I'm going home

I'm going home

I'm going

Home

Brava!

- Brava! - Brava!

Brava.

How sentimental.

And also presumptuous of you.

You see, when I said we were to return to Transylvania...

I referred only to Magenta and myself.

I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading...

but you see, you are to remain here. In spirit, anyway.

Great heaven. That's a laser.

Yes, Dr. Scott.

A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.

You mean, you're going to kill her? What's her crime?

You saw what became of Eddie. Society has ta be protected.

Exactly, Dr. Scott.

And new, Frank-N-Furter...

your time has come.

Say goodbye to all of this...

- And hello... - and hello to oblivion.

No. No.

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Rocky.

Good God.

You've killed them.

But I thought you liked them. They liked you.

They didn't like me.

They never liked me.

You did right.

A decision had to be made.

Yes, well, you're okay by me.

- Dr. Scott. - Yes?

I'm sorry about your nephew.

Eddie? Yes, well, perhaps it was for the best.

You should leave new, Dr. Scott...

- while it is still possible. - Yes.

We're about to beam the entire castle...

back to the planet of Transsexual...

in the galaxy of Transylvania.

Go.

Now.

Our noble mission is almost completed, my mast beautiful sister.

And scan we shall return to the moan-drenched shares...

of our beloved planet.

Sweet Transsexual.

Land of night.

Ta sing and dance once more to your dark refrains.

Ta take that step ta the right.

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

And our world will do the Time Warp...

again.

I have done a lot

God knows I've tried

To find the truth

I've even lied

But all I know

ls down inside

I'm bleeding

And superheroes

Come to feast

To taste the flesh

Not yet deceased

And all I know

ls still the beast is feeding

And crawling on the planet's face

Some insects called the human race

Lost in time

And lost in space

And meaning

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

- Science fiction - Science fiction

- Double feature - Double feature

- Frank has built - Frank has built

- And lost a creature - And lost a creature

- Darkness conquers - Darkness conquers

- Brad and Janet - Brad and Janet

- The servant's gone to - The servant's gone to

- A distant planet - A distant planet

- To the late-night - To the late-night

- Double feature - Double feature

- Picture show - Picture show

- I wanna go - I wanna go

- To the late-night - To the late-night

- Double feature - Double feature

- Picture show - Picture show

Yeah.