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(upbeat music)
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(crowd cheering)
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(orchestral music)
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(orchestral music continues)
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(indistinct chatter)
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(crowd cheering)
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- Hey punk watch
where you're going.
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- You hit me.
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- Are you calling him a liar?
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How'd you like me to light
that bow tie for you boy?
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(laughs)
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- Hello, Freddie!
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- Hi Mr. Perwin
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- Great game huh?
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- I don't know Mr. Perwin,
Mary Lou stood me up at
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the party, we were
just everywhere.
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(moaning)
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- You sure are fun Mary Lou.
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(orchestral music)
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(crowd cheering)
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- We had a date at
the after game party.
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- Well don't lose hope
Freddie old scout.
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I mean she probably couldn't
find you in this crowd. Well a
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handsome fella like you, she's
probably waiting for you at
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the party.
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- Wow you really think so?
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- I would, I guess.
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- I better get on the
stick hope she ain't POD!
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Shoot, our first date
too! I better go.
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(crowd cheering)
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(gentle music)
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- Hi.
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- Hi you see Mary Lou?
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Great game moose.
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- That was nothing man,
you wanna see a good game?
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You should see me and Buddy at
the homecoming game. Come on!
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- Have fun here
again, nature boy.
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- You seen Mary Lou?
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(upbeat music)
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♪ Well you not that insane.
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♪ And the way you
got it going on
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♪ Hold on to me my lady
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♪ 'Cause you know
what's going on.
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- I wanna dance let's go in.
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- Ah come on let's
wait a second.
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- Hey stud let's go
take care of Bird man.
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- Look Dr. Bird benched me
for the last three weeks.
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He can't get away with that
without paying for his ass.
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- Right on.
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- You were smoking in the john.
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If you get in trouble again
you'll both will be benched for
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the homecoming game.
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Come on Buddy let's
go into the party.
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- Don't listen to her.
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- Moose let's go get that guy.
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- You leave me and I'll keep
my date with Freddie Collier.
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- Freddie the geek!
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Oh man, let them laugh
you right out of school.
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Yeah let the whole world
see you dancing with Freddie
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the wimp. Bye bye Mary Lou
don't do nothing we wouldn't do.
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- Hey I've been looking
all over. Come on
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lets go inside the party.
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- No I can't they'll see me,
I mean I really hate crowds.
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Listen Freddie would you
like to take me for a ride?
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- Yeah I guess I mean
sure a ride that's great.
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- I thought we were going to...
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- Forget it, I have
something else.
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(radio chatter)
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(upbeat music)
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(indistinct chatter)
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One of these windows
has got to be open...
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- If Doc Bird catches us,
he'll bench us and next week is
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the homecoming game man, all
the college girls will be here.
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- Don't worry, just
stick with the champ.
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- Damnit!
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- "This next little number
I'd like to dedicate to Billy
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to Carrie, Tim to
Louise, Jerry to Mera.
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- Is this what you think of me?
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Do you think that I'm so cheap
that I'd park in any old car
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with another car parked
right next to us?
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A real woman needs
a private place.
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(indistinct chatter)
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- Come on, come on.
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- Jim to Louise, Jerry to
Marilyn, Gina to question mark?
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- Door's locked.
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- Now Bird's gonna get smart.
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Get that stuff away
from me! Jesus Christ!
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- Shut up I hear somebody.
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- Can you quit doing that?
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- I heard somebody.
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- We're the only
ones around here.
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- Hey!
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- That's Lester
Willis and Lynn Dana.
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- Let's stop here.
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- Are you out of your mind?
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And have that gossip Lynn
Dana drive by with Lester
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the leper? Even if you don't,
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I care about my good reputation.
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Come on Freddie.
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- I know a place baby you
want a place out of the way
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I'll give you a
place out of the way.
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(gentle music)
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- Mary Lou your eyes
are so beautiful.
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- You're so corny.
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Freddie, Freddie cut it out.
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- Oh you did it this
time our ass is mud.
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- I'll think of something.
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- No talking! All right
you neanderthal jocks you
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have two choices.
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You will take your licks
from me your kindhearted
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English teacher or old Doc Bird?
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- Does that mean that if
we're getting from you
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does doc Bird find out?
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- What dog bird doesn't know
won't hurt him and you can
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both play in the
homecoming game.
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- Okay come on you
go ahead and do it.
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- Get it over with.
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- Drop your pants.
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- Drop our pants shorts and all?
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- You heard me I didn't
stutter drop your drawers.
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- I love you Mary Lou.
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- I promised my mother.
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- I just wanna hold you.
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- Get your finger out of
there! What kind of a girl do
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you think I am?
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- Oh Mary Lou please.
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- Animal, you're an
animal Freddie Collier!
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- Don't move a
muscle, no talking.
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You two naughty boys
have a bad attitude.
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Don't move a muscle.
Now turn around.
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You'll find that our attitudes
in life and in sports
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mean an awful lot.
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Boys.
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- Yes ma'am.
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- Rape is such a dirty
word and love is such
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a beautiful thing.
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- Yes ma'am.
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- You two boys don't
want anybody to find
out or anybody to
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know how two juvenile
delinquents tried to rape me.
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- No ma'am.
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- I have so much to teach you
it's better me than groping
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around in the backseat
of somebody's car.
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- Yes ma'am.
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- You promised to
keep your eyes closed.
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- They're closed!
They're closed!
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- Be careful! I mean
Freddie you're too rough.
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- I like you a lot Mary Lou.
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- What's that, what's that?
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- 1 don't know I
didn't hear anything.
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- Tomorrow and tomorrow
and tomorrow creeps in this
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petty pace from day to day.
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On to the last syllable of
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recorded time....
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- Come on you jock let's
go for a touchdown.
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- That's right, pushing back.
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Way back!
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- Touchdown touchdown
we on touchdown .
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- And I feel good.
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(indistinct chatter)
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- So this girl keeps getting
the feeling that there's
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somebody around outside the car.
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Well they left finally.
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Her boyfriend was
POD but later when
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they got to her house he went
around opened her car door and
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there was this bloody
steel hook hanging right on
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her car door.
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He'd been ripped right
off the killers arm.
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- Hanging on the door?
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- What's that?
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- I didn't hear anything.
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(crickets chirping)
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- Shakespeare wrote five
comedies by this diagram you
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can tell what they were.
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Wet, Midsummer Night's Dream.
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Dry, The Twelfth Night.
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Three inches, Much
Ado About Nothing.
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Six Inches, As You Like It.
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Nine inches, Taming
of the Shrew.
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- I'm taming the Shrew
I'm taming the Shrew.
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- Tame tame.
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- 1 will I will.
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- She ain't tamed.
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- It's pretty late.
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- We better go.
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(car engine roaring)
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- Oh no.
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- Now what do we do?
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- Get out and see
if you can fix it.
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- Okay.
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- Ew what's that your
pants are wet your pants
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are wet! Freddie!
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(car honking)
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(indistinct chatter)
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- I've never been
so embarrassed in my
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whole life Freddie Collier.
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- Hey Mary Lou come
with us wanna ride?
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- Mary Lou Mary Lou.
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(car honks)
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(folk music)
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(crickets chirping)
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(folk music)
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-lcan'tdo it
anymore, I really can't.
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- Certainly big jocks like you
ought to be able to hold up
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under the pressure.
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- Oh man we've been doing
all the work you've just
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been laying there
having a good time.
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- Well that's okay
for this lesson.
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♪ Boo laa boo laa boo laa,
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♪ That's the war
cry at Zuni High
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♪ We will down them
we will crown them
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♪ Till they all are
boo la boo ra ra!
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(birds chirping)
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(upbeat music)
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- You guys chasing Candy?
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- None of your beeswax
squirt! Hey pussy.
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- You keep your
hands off my girl.
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- Hey you want a
knuckle sandwich man?
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- I never said anything
ignore him! You creep!
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There's a cop, hey
help help help!
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- I'm gonna remember this,
I'm gonna remember this.
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- You better give your soul
up to God ‘cause your ass
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belongs to us.
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- Come on.
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♪ Remember that
you'd gone away
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♪ The hurt is such I
remember too much
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♪ And I'm only...
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- Right Moose?
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- Right on man, keeping
happy keep it happy.
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Right Freddie? So
much meat loaf!
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- Been getting any
lately Freddie?
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- I don't wanna talk about it.
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- Don't you know man,
Freddie's a virgin.
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- Real stick in the mud huh?
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- But I'll meet the
right girl you'll see.
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- Sure sure Romeo, meanwhile
you need a little help?
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(laughs)
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(gentle music)
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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(laughs)
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- You know Wink Lewis?
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- Yeah.
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- He used to be a virgin right,
now he scores every time.
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- Wink the wimp? How
does he do that?.
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- He's got this stuff and he
just pours it into this girl's
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drink Coke or something they
just go absolutely wild.
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They just start stripping
you naked just to get at it.
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- Oh God that's what I
need that's what I need.
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One time Wink he gave it to
this girl to drive in and he
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couldn't get his Peter up.
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(laughs)
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She ended up fucking
the gear shift.
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- God I need that's
some healthy shit.
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- You know weird Delores?
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- What are you leaving?
- Yeah come on come on.
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She's got some.
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00:20:56,573 --> 00:20:58,450
- Good we'll get some
for Freddie to keep.
258
00:20:58,784 --> 00:21:02,287
- Oh now come on now don't
pick on him he's a little
259
00:21:02,621 --> 00:21:05,165
bit sensitive yeah don't
get too close to him.
260
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:08,502
You never know he might like
guys better than he does girls.
261
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,629
- Freddie are you a homo?
262
00:21:10,962 --> 00:21:11,671
- Come on, come on.
263
00:21:14,883 --> 00:21:17,886
(indistinct chatter)
264
00:21:21,890 --> 00:21:25,143
- This announcement supersedes
the preceding announcement.
265
00:21:25,477 --> 00:21:30,232
Your lunch periods tomorrow
will be held from 11:40 to 11:52
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instead of 11:45
to 11:57 as announced
previously in order that
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the students may proceed
to the awards assembly.
268
00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:41,451
It has come to my attention
that some of the students
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00:21:41,785 --> 00:21:46,498
have been caught smoking in
the boys lavatories yesterday.
270
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:50,961
And I want you all to keep your
eyes open on that don't any
271
00:21:51,294 --> 00:21:53,338
of you pass the lavatories
without going in there
272
00:21:53,672 --> 00:21:56,383
and check and check on the
smoke thing it's got to stop.
273
00:22:10,438 --> 00:22:13,358
- Apologies are not
enough Freddie Collier.
274
00:22:13,692 --> 00:22:16,403
- I just got my car back
from the tow truck company.
275
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,447
- Tonight I have to wash my
hair and Wednesday I study
276
00:22:19,781 --> 00:22:20,323
for a test.
277
00:22:25,453 --> 00:22:26,454
- What did you do?
278
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:32,502
- Darn I just dropped my
towel I'm naked to the world.
279
00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:41,469
It's a good thing you're
not here ooh that itches.
280
00:22:43,513 --> 00:22:45,765
I shouldn't be
talking to you anyway.
281
00:22:49,561 --> 00:22:50,979
I'm mad at you.
282
00:22:55,483 --> 00:23:00,530
This bed feels so soft
I can feel it all over.
283
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:09,706
So strange talking to a man
on the phone while lying here
284
00:23:11,249 --> 00:23:12,500
just totally nude.
285
00:23:22,928 --> 00:23:25,513
No I'm not going to catch cold.
286
00:23:27,641 --> 00:23:29,184
Oh, goodbye.
287
00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:21,486
(folk music)
288
00:25:06,448 --> 00:25:08,324
- Well if it's that
important Freddie.
289
00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:14,581
Oh I see right away?
290
00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:18,752
Well I'll have some
hot chocolate waiting.
291
00:25:31,806 --> 00:25:34,684
(suspenseful music)
292
00:25:38,063 --> 00:25:42,942
- I see it everywhere! Sex
sex sex I see it everywhere.
293
00:25:45,862 --> 00:25:49,824
- Speaking man to man
go get yourself laid.
294
00:25:51,493 --> 00:25:55,330
Now this may sound blunt son
but take Mary Lou out and fuck
295
00:25:55,663 --> 00:25:56,581
her till her eyes pop out.
296
00:25:57,874 --> 00:26:00,293
I have too much respect.
I'm hurt Mr. Perwin.
297
00:26:01,669 --> 00:26:02,837
I like her too much as a person.
298
00:26:03,171 --> 00:26:07,092
- Not a person a woman
and I know women.
299
00:26:09,677 --> 00:26:12,305
Son this may sound rough
but they're all looking for
300
00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:16,559
the same thing treated
the same way rough!
301
00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:19,771
- Mr. Perwin, Mary Lou?
302
00:26:21,439 --> 00:26:25,026
You'll see I'm right you
just get into her pants.
303
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,695
Other people do it all the time.
304
00:26:29,864 --> 00:26:30,782
- They do?
305
00:27:06,317 --> 00:27:08,403
(moaning)
306
00:27:14,826 --> 00:27:17,537
♪ You're my pain
307
00:27:17,871 --> 00:27:20,748
♪ I will love you ever more
308
00:27:21,082 --> 00:27:23,751
♪ You're my pain
309
00:27:24,085 --> 00:27:28,840
♪ I will love you as before
its so hard for me to lie
310
00:27:30,884 --> 00:27:33,595
♪ That I once loved you before
311
00:27:33,928 --> 00:27:38,683
♪ You're my pain can I
walk you to your door
312
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,146
♪ You're my pain
313
00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:49,694
- Where can I get some?
314
00:27:50,028 --> 00:27:50,612
- What?
315
00:27:50,945 --> 00:27:51,821
- Spanish fly.
316
00:27:52,155 --> 00:27:53,531
- Spanish fly?
317
00:27:54,699 --> 00:27:57,827
- Shh where do I get it?
318
00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:04,709
- Now I just have to think
where you get some Spanish fly.
319
00:28:07,795 --> 00:28:12,675
I don't know let me think
maybe you wanna go see
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00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:16,888
Weird Dolores.
321
00:28:17,222 --> 00:28:18,389
- Weird Delores?
322
00:28:19,557 --> 00:28:20,767
Okay split punk.
323
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,154
(tires screeching)
324
00:28:57,971 --> 00:29:00,515
(upbeat music)
325
00:29:05,645 --> 00:29:08,898
- Hello! Delores!
326
00:29:12,443 --> 00:29:13,111
Hello!
327
00:29:16,114 --> 00:29:18,700
(upbeat music)
328
00:29:22,912 --> 00:29:24,080
Dolores!
329
00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:00,533
(moaning)
330
00:31:05,056 --> 00:31:09,852
- Goody goody two shoes
messing around with Delores.
331
00:31:10,186 --> 00:31:11,771
- I just left a note.
332
00:31:12,105 --> 00:31:15,191
- You wise-anker! Punks
like you make me mad,
333
00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:16,776
God damnit to hell.
334
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,864
- Buddy told me to
come see weird Delores.
335
00:31:23,199 --> 00:31:26,911
- Weird weird Delores,
you call my girl names?
336
00:31:27,245 --> 00:31:27,995
You pissant.
337
00:31:28,329 --> 00:31:29,580
- You pissant.
338
00:31:29,914 --> 00:31:31,416
- Losing our tempers won't help.
339
00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:34,627
- You make me sick.
340
00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,129
- You make me wanna puke.
341
00:31:43,052 --> 00:31:45,638
(upbeat music)
342
00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:52,979
(laughs)
343
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:53,813
- You wimp.
344
00:32:02,864 --> 00:32:05,867
- Listen lover boy don't
come moping around me.
345
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,662
Do you know what a
wimp is Freddie? Just
look in the mirror.
346
00:32:11,247 --> 00:32:14,542
- Hey champ you've
been getting any?
347
00:32:14,876 --> 00:32:17,628
- You're both disgusting
get out of my way.
348
00:32:20,631 --> 00:32:25,094
- Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
349
00:32:27,388 --> 00:32:30,892
Oh Mary Lou must be
riding a cotton pony.
350
00:32:31,225 --> 00:32:31,767
- What?
351
00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:35,104
- The rag stupid the rag.
352
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,484
How'd you do with
old weird Dolores.
353
00:32:39,817 --> 00:32:40,359
- No soap.
354
00:32:46,908 --> 00:32:47,950
- Maybe I can set you up.
355
00:32:50,203 --> 00:32:51,329
- Really?
356
00:32:51,662 --> 00:32:54,874
- Why do you think
she's called Candy?
357
00:32:56,626 --> 00:33:01,380
- Yeah the senior picnic
yeah sure as a matter of fact
358
00:33:03,299 --> 00:33:04,967
she's right here man.
359
00:33:07,136 --> 00:33:12,016
- I'm doing better than you.
360
00:33:13,142 --> 00:33:16,145
Can't you hear man
she's going at it.
361
00:33:19,148 --> 00:33:20,358
- I'll call you later Jack.
362
00:33:31,202 --> 00:33:33,829
(gentle music)
363
00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:47,969
- Freddie old horse
makes me so sad to see
364
00:33:48,761 --> 00:33:50,680
you moody like this.
365
00:33:53,474 --> 00:33:56,060
(gentle music)
366
00:34:09,365 --> 00:34:10,992
How's your new love life?
367
00:34:11,325 --> 00:34:12,201
- Love life?
368
00:34:12,535 --> 00:34:14,203
Seems like everybody's
doing it but me.
369
00:34:15,204 --> 00:34:16,914
Why not me, am I so different?
370
00:34:17,999 --> 00:34:20,251
- You are special Freddie
371
00:34:20,585 --> 00:34:25,339
- Hi Mr. Perwin hey
Freddie your all set up!
372
00:34:26,674 --> 00:34:29,218
Get the lead out of
your ass, she's ready.
373
00:34:30,845 --> 00:34:32,471
- Hey what's going on here?
374
00:34:32,805 --> 00:34:34,515
- Just a tag team match.
375
00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:39,228
- Hey Mr. Perwin, hey Buddy
I thought you'd wanna go
376
00:34:39,562 --> 00:34:40,104
for a walk.
377
00:34:41,689 --> 00:34:42,356
- Dynamite.
378
00:34:46,527 --> 00:34:47,570
- Ball anyone?
379
00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:01,834
- Hi.
380
00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:04,503
- Hi.
381
00:35:21,312 --> 00:35:26,192
♪ I've been in the
shadow of your love
382
00:35:28,944 --> 00:35:33,824
♪ Day by day I get worn out
383
00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:39,413
♪ Shagalaga shagalaga
384
00:35:39,747 --> 00:35:43,125
♪ Shagalaga shagalaga
385
00:35:43,459 --> 00:35:46,545
♪ Shagalaga shagalaga
386
00:35:59,934 --> 00:36:02,436
♪ My love's torn
387
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,285
(moaning)
388
00:36:24,291 --> 00:36:27,378
♪ Shagalaga shagalaga
389
00:36:40,641 --> 00:36:42,727
(moaning)
390
00:37:11,338 --> 00:37:13,924
(gentle music)
391
00:37:42,036 --> 00:37:42,870
- I don't wanna wrestle.
392
00:37:43,204 --> 00:37:44,705
- Then why did you come up?
393
00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:46,081
- I don't know.
394
00:37:59,970 --> 00:38:03,682
Why can't I do wood, why why?
395
00:38:04,016 --> 00:38:06,435
- What are you still doing here?
396
00:38:06,769 --> 00:38:08,938
All other kids are gone
they left you behind.
397
00:38:18,322 --> 00:38:21,992
- [Announcer] For I have sworn
before you and Almighty God
398
00:38:23,285 --> 00:38:27,623
the same solemn oath
our forebears prescribe
399
00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:32,169
nearly a century and
three quarters ago we
400
00:38:32,503 --> 00:38:36,090
cannot forget today
that we are the heirs of
401
00:38:36,423 --> 00:38:37,675
that first revolution.
402
00:38:38,008 --> 00:38:39,927
- Fredrick you'll
be late for school.
403
00:38:40,261 --> 00:38:41,262
- Yes mama
404
00:38:43,848 --> 00:38:47,476
- [Announcer] To friend and
foe alike that the torch has
405
00:38:47,810 --> 00:38:52,147
been passed to a new generation
of Americans forged in
406
00:38:53,524 --> 00:38:58,404
this century tempered
by war disciplined by a
407
00:38:59,196 --> 00:39:00,614
hard and bitter peace
408
00:39:02,992 --> 00:39:05,870
and unwilling to
witness or permit
409
00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:10,165
the slow undoing of
410
00:39:10,499 --> 00:39:14,211
those human rights to
which this nation has
411
00:39:14,545 --> 00:39:15,462
always been committed.
412
00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:21,468
Ask not what your
country can do for you
413
00:39:21,802 --> 00:39:24,346
ask what you can do
for your country.
414
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,349
(crowd cheering)
415
00:39:29,143 --> 00:39:30,352
- Boy you know what buddy?
416
00:39:30,686 --> 00:39:33,439
It's a good thing Kennedy
beat we'd be in deep shit
417
00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:34,732
if they'd have elected him.
418
00:39:36,984 --> 00:39:40,446
- One of these days this country
will need a man like this.
419
00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:43,324
- Bout the same time
they'll need you Collier.
420
00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:57,588
- Hey Mary Lou.
421
00:39:58,714 --> 00:40:02,760
- No date you're a
nice kid Freddie.
422
00:40:03,093 --> 00:40:04,094
- But?
423
00:40:04,428 --> 00:40:06,096
- But you just
don't have anything.
424
00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:09,308
- Anything?
425
00:40:09,642 --> 00:40:13,312
- Experience you don't
have any, a man needs to
426
00:40:13,646 --> 00:40:16,398
have experience before
he's a man Freddie Collier.
427
00:40:21,695 --> 00:40:24,323
(upbeat music)
428
00:40:36,335 --> 00:40:37,461
- Hold on champ.
429
00:40:37,795 --> 00:40:39,380
- I gotta have them now.
430
00:40:39,713 --> 00:40:42,216
I'll call you later to talk
it's a matter of life or death.
431
00:40:44,677 --> 00:40:47,179
- Wait where are you gonna
get if it don't exist?
432
00:40:48,514 --> 00:40:52,935
- Well if it don't
exist man can create it.
433
00:40:53,978 --> 00:40:55,396
- Back to the chemistry lab.
434
00:40:57,690 --> 00:40:59,650
(laughs)
435
00:41:01,610 --> 00:41:03,070
- Betty cooker crock book.
436
00:41:03,404 --> 00:41:06,532
- What does it say
about Spanish fly?
437
00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:08,367
- Well here, let's
start with one beer.
438
00:41:08,701 --> 00:41:09,868
- Oh and I have the church key.
439
00:41:11,996 --> 00:41:16,000
- And go go go extract
of the vanilla bean
440
00:41:16,333 --> 00:41:17,501
- To make ice cream.
441
00:41:17,835 --> 00:41:20,379
- A little crunchy peanut
butter from the peanut.
442
00:41:20,713 --> 00:41:21,255
- Ah yes.
443
00:41:22,715 --> 00:41:25,467
- Caster oil.
- oh yeah my mother.
444
00:41:25,801 --> 00:41:27,594
- A little sauce
of that Tabasco.
445
00:41:27,928 --> 00:41:28,929
- That ought to heat up anybody.
446
00:41:29,263 --> 00:41:33,767
- And mother nature's
little helper Ex-Lax
447
00:41:34,101 --> 00:41:34,643
- Master.
448
00:41:39,398 --> 00:41:43,527
Sending him diarrhea buster the
turd monster we'll just give
449
00:41:43,861 --> 00:41:44,903
this to old Freddie.
450
00:41:46,822 --> 00:41:49,033
- Not give Igor, you fool!
451
00:41:51,952 --> 00:41:53,829
The secret of
Spanish fly can not
452
00:41:54,163 --> 00:41:55,664
be had so cheaply.
453
00:41:55,998 --> 00:41:57,166
- Oh yeah.
454
00:41:57,499 --> 00:41:59,460
(laughs)
455
00:41:59,793 --> 00:42:02,212
- $75 Jeez.
456
00:42:02,546 --> 00:42:06,508
- Hey maybe you don't
realize how potent this stuff
457
00:42:06,842 --> 00:42:11,180
really is? A millionaire
downtown offered
458
00:42:11,513 --> 00:42:14,683
me $150 for this stuff.
459
00:42:17,519 --> 00:42:22,399
I'm letting you have it for
$75 just out of friendship but
460
00:42:23,192 --> 00:42:24,777
if you don't want it.
461
00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:26,403
- I'll think of something.
462
00:42:28,405 --> 00:42:29,406
- You better.
463
00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:34,578
(upbeat music)
464
00:42:53,806 --> 00:42:55,349
- This idiot brought
nickels and dimes
465
00:42:55,682 --> 00:42:59,895
and pennies. Christ Freddie.
466
00:43:03,732 --> 00:43:05,442
- It's so small!
467
00:43:05,776 --> 00:43:08,862
- That's powerful stuff just
a couple of drops and as they
468
00:43:09,196 --> 00:43:11,031
say vavava voom.
469
00:43:11,365 --> 00:43:13,784
- But this is just a
shoe polish bottle.
470
00:43:14,118 --> 00:43:16,829
- Let's nobody know
what it is, dummy.
471
00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:20,541
If anybody found out
that that was Spanish fly
472
00:43:20,874 --> 00:43:21,708
we'd get arrested!
473
00:43:24,586 --> 00:43:26,547
- This stuff smells
like rotten shit.
474
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,882
- I said it was
powerful stuff didn't I?
475
00:43:30,759 --> 00:43:33,554
- If a girl gets one
drink of this she'd puke
476
00:43:33,887 --> 00:43:34,888
all over herself.
477
00:43:35,222 --> 00:43:37,516
- Don't let her know what
it is dummy just put a
478
00:43:37,850 --> 00:43:40,477
couple drops in the Coke or
something and give it to her.
479
00:43:40,811 --> 00:43:42,437
And she'll never
know what hit her.
480
00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:45,399
- Are you sure?
481
00:43:45,732 --> 00:43:47,818
- With this thing even
you can score Freddie.
482
00:43:55,450 --> 00:43:57,786
(gentle music)
483
00:44:45,042 --> 00:44:45,959
- Hi want a Coke?
484
00:44:47,252 --> 00:44:48,545
- Listen daddy-o why'd
you have a Coke in
485
00:44:48,879 --> 00:44:49,880
that newspaper for?
486
00:44:51,506 --> 00:44:54,676
Hey gym daddy I'm gonna
make like a tree and leave.
487
00:44:55,010 --> 00:44:58,180
Your brother is a six
foot cockroach, you live
488
00:44:58,513 --> 00:45:00,724
in a two-story trashcan.
489
00:45:01,058 --> 00:45:02,684
- See you later alligator,
I mean crocodile.
490
00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:09,149
- Oh hi how have you been?
491
00:45:09,483 --> 00:45:10,776
- Hi okay and have you been?
492
00:45:11,109 --> 00:45:12,486
- Pretty good pretty good.
493
00:45:12,819 --> 00:45:13,946
- Oh can I have a
sip of your Coke?
494
00:45:14,279 --> 00:45:15,280
- Huh?
495
00:45:15,614 --> 00:45:19,076
- I said, can I have
a sip off your Coke?
496
00:45:19,409 --> 00:45:19,993
- Sure.
497
00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:24,873
- It's all hot and sticky.
498
00:45:25,207 --> 00:45:26,750
- We can put it in an ice box.
499
00:45:28,001 --> 00:45:29,962
- You are weird Freddie.
500
00:45:41,848 --> 00:45:44,226
(gentle music)
501
00:45:49,106 --> 00:45:51,817
(phone ringing)
502
00:45:56,905 --> 00:45:57,864
- Hello.
503
00:45:58,198 --> 00:46:00,701
- Hi you wanna go for a Coke?
504
00:46:02,119 --> 00:46:05,038
I just thought you might want
to go for Coke or something.
505
00:46:08,542 --> 00:46:11,920
I can come over to your
place and bring it with me.
506
00:46:13,964 --> 00:46:17,342
You know a Coke I just
thought you might want a Coke.
507
00:46:17,676 --> 00:46:22,431
Oh at three o'clock I can
meet you at the beanshop
508
00:46:24,766 --> 00:46:27,561
bring along a Coke or something?
509
00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:31,606
Are you sure you
wouldn't like...
510
00:46:35,444 --> 00:46:37,487
- What's this Coke doing here?
511
00:46:37,821 --> 00:46:38,947
Fredrick is this yours?
512
00:46:43,994 --> 00:46:44,828
- Stop mama.
513
00:46:45,162 --> 00:46:46,747
- Don't do that to your mother.
514
00:46:48,457 --> 00:46:49,875
Where are you going?
515
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:50,751
- I'm going out.
516
00:46:52,419 --> 00:46:54,004
- When will you be home?
517
00:46:54,338 --> 00:46:55,630
- Later mama.
518
00:46:55,964 --> 00:46:57,716
- Well, don't go near that
public pool remember that's
519
00:46:58,050 --> 00:46:59,885
how people contact polio.
520
00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:00,719
- Yes mama.
521
00:47:11,605 --> 00:47:13,732
- You wanted to
see me Mrs. Brown?
522
00:47:14,066 --> 00:47:14,941
You missed a lesson.
523
00:47:16,401 --> 00:47:18,111
- What's the matter
with that Mrs. Brown?
524
00:47:18,445 --> 00:47:19,696
- What's the matter?
525
00:47:21,656 --> 00:47:23,575
- What's the matter
with the lamp?
526
00:47:23,909 --> 00:47:24,868
- It won't turn off.
527
00:47:27,287 --> 00:47:32,167
- Sometimes unscrewing
is not the answer.
528
00:47:34,127 --> 00:47:37,798
- Don't try to cover up
your shortcomings you can
529
00:47:38,131 --> 00:47:39,883
just cancel out the
homecoming game.
530
00:47:44,971 --> 00:47:47,974
(car engine roaring)
531
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,396
- Hey buddy.
532
00:47:53,980 --> 00:47:55,899
- Don't look now but
Freddie the geek is coming
533
00:47:56,233 --> 00:47:56,900
this way with his Coke.
534
00:47:59,152 --> 00:48:02,447
- Hi! Bye fellas.
535
00:48:04,866 --> 00:48:06,576
- How's it hanging Freddie?
536
00:48:06,910 --> 00:48:10,372
- I'm in trouble nobody's
taking this love juice here.
537
00:48:11,748 --> 00:48:13,542
- Well if at first
you don't succeed,
538
00:48:16,002 --> 00:48:20,882
hey I hear that Judy Withers
she does it with everybody.
539
00:48:22,092 --> 00:48:22,759
- Yeah Judy Withers.
540
00:48:23,093 --> 00:48:24,261
- Judy Withers.
541
00:48:24,594 --> 00:48:25,429
- Thanks a lot Buddy.
542
00:48:29,599 --> 00:48:33,895
- Poor Judy man nobody
deserves what she's gonna get.
543
00:48:35,522 --> 00:48:39,109
- There may be somebody
who deserves what they get.
544
00:48:40,527 --> 00:48:43,864
- Do you want to hear a
really fantastic idea?
545
00:48:48,285 --> 00:48:48,869
- Drink?
546
00:48:49,202 --> 00:48:51,746
- Coca-Cola yeah thanks.
547
00:48:58,211 --> 00:49:02,090
Tastes a little flat
well now what do we do?
548
00:49:13,602 --> 00:49:15,103
- Look at him like
a stone statue.
549
00:49:19,816 --> 00:49:21,776
- Freddie you're so cute.
550
00:49:26,198 --> 00:49:29,075
(crickets chirping)
551
00:49:44,716 --> 00:49:47,469
- Well at the right moment
we're gonna get the evidence
552
00:49:47,802 --> 00:49:50,889
we need to get rid
of that ball crusher.
553
00:49:54,184 --> 00:49:57,062
(crickets chirping)
554
00:50:25,757 --> 00:50:28,176
(folk music)
555
00:50:41,982 --> 00:50:42,566
- Freddie.
556
00:50:42,899 --> 00:50:44,025
- Yes ma'am.
557
00:50:44,359 --> 00:50:48,029
- There's only two things you
have to remember one is to put
558
00:50:48,363 --> 00:50:51,032
it in and the other
one is move around.
559
00:50:52,033 --> 00:50:53,451
I'll even help you put it in.
560
00:50:53,785 --> 00:50:54,369
- No.
561
00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:55,912
- What's the matter?
562
00:50:56,246 --> 00:50:56,746
- I can't.
563
00:50:57,872 --> 00:50:59,332
- Well start moving.
564
00:51:01,376 --> 00:51:05,380
- Come on Collier move,
dammnit you idiot. Move man!
565
00:51:09,175 --> 00:51:10,927
- You call this moving?
566
00:51:17,350 --> 00:51:18,268
Freddie.
567
00:51:20,395 --> 00:51:23,398
(indistinct chatter)
568
00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:31,197
(upbeat music)
569
00:52:12,989 --> 00:52:15,075
(moaning)
570
00:52:33,259 --> 00:52:36,221
- Take it, take it,
take it, got it!
571
00:52:40,392 --> 00:52:42,435
- I didn't know
he had it in him.
572
00:52:42,769 --> 00:52:44,187
- You know what this means man?
573
00:52:44,521 --> 00:52:45,105
- What?
574
00:52:45,438 --> 00:52:48,483
- The coke its working,
the Spanish fly.
575
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,073
- We invented Spanish fly.
576
00:52:55,407 --> 00:52:57,867
- I'm gonna be a real stud man.
577
00:52:58,201 --> 00:52:58,827
- Stud?
578
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,495
Hell we're gonna be rich!
579
00:53:00,829 --> 00:53:02,205
- You be rich I'm
gonna be a stud.
580
00:53:02,539 --> 00:53:04,207
- Let's get out of here.
581
00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:05,166
- You told Mary Lou what?
582
00:53:06,501 --> 00:53:09,170
From now on I'm gonna
be superior get it?
583
00:53:11,214 --> 00:53:14,342
Let's mix up a new batch
of the Spanish fly.
584
00:53:14,676 --> 00:53:17,637
I got a heavy date with Mary
Lou on Friday night and I've
585
00:53:17,971 --> 00:53:20,098
got to really perform.
586
00:53:20,432 --> 00:53:21,558
- What about Freddie the dork?
587
00:53:23,143 --> 00:53:27,814
- Poor old Freddie I
doubt that he has any idea
588
00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:30,066
of the power of this stuff.
589
00:53:33,194 --> 00:53:35,572
(upbeat music)
590
00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:14,736
(moaning)
591
00:54:17,989 --> 00:54:22,869
- I just heard a real hot
daddy-o, a super stud you
592
00:54:24,871 --> 00:54:26,915
I should've known.
593
00:54:27,248 --> 00:54:30,001
Listen Buddy why didn't you
turn on the charm for me?
594
00:54:41,554 --> 00:54:42,722
- How's this?
595
00:54:43,056 --> 00:54:45,600
- Oh God that shit'd gag
a maggot on a shit wagon.
596
00:54:45,934 --> 00:54:48,394
Don't smell like
the first batch.
597
00:54:48,728 --> 00:54:51,231
- Well we got to get it right
before Freddie catches on.
598
00:54:58,905 --> 00:55:00,907
(moaning)
599
00:55:05,578 --> 00:55:08,206
(gentle music)
600
00:55:18,550 --> 00:55:23,221
- If 1 did it once I can
do it again, I'll be rich.
601
00:55:24,472 --> 00:55:25,515
I'll be a super stud.
602
00:56:18,151 --> 00:56:18,860
- Hi.
603
00:56:19,193 --> 00:56:20,278
- Hi.
604
00:56:20,612 --> 00:56:22,280
- Judy said the super
stud was out again
605
00:56:22,614 --> 00:56:23,281
last night.
606
00:56:23,615 --> 00:56:25,241
I'm gonna get jealous.
607
00:56:26,659 --> 00:56:30,455
- That's just gossip I've
been resting up for you.
608
00:56:32,332 --> 00:56:32,999
- Darling.
609
00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:37,962
Oh that nerd Freddie
Collier called again.
610
00:56:39,297 --> 00:56:40,423
- He did?
611
00:56:40,757 --> 00:56:43,259
- Yes but I told him boys
would have to wait now that I
612
00:56:43,593 --> 00:56:44,510
have a real man.
613
00:56:46,846 --> 00:56:47,555
- You tell him.
614
00:56:47,889 --> 00:56:48,431
- Bye.
615
00:56:48,765 --> 00:56:49,682
- Bye bye.
- Until Friday.
616
00:56:50,016 --> 00:56:51,601
- Okay see you then.
617
00:56:57,023 --> 00:56:59,442
(rock music)
618
00:58:31,075 --> 00:58:33,202
[Announcer] It's
intermission time.
619
00:58:33,536 --> 00:58:35,246
- I don't know what
it is but I feel so
620
00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:36,330
differently about you now.
621
00:58:42,879 --> 00:58:45,715
Freddie, darling,
honey you're wonderful!
622
00:58:48,885 --> 00:58:49,761
- I know.
623
00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:52,513
- I've never had such...
624
00:58:52,847 --> 00:58:55,725
- It's got to work
it's just got to work.
625
00:58:57,518 --> 00:58:59,228
- Shit smells close.
626
00:59:00,521 --> 00:59:02,774
- Well we don't have
time to test it.
627
00:59:03,107 --> 00:59:06,027
We're just gonna have to trust
in the scientific method.
628
00:59:07,653 --> 00:59:10,156
Mary Lou will never
know what hit her.
629
00:59:17,038 --> 00:59:20,708
- Freddie baby darling
you're wonderful, wonderful!
630
00:59:21,042 --> 00:59:22,251
- I know.
631
00:59:22,585 --> 00:59:23,419
- I've never had such...
632
00:59:29,133 --> 00:59:32,220
Now! I want it now!
633
00:59:32,553 --> 00:59:33,930
- Okay Coke popcorn?
634
00:59:34,263 --> 00:59:35,807
- I must have it now.
635
00:59:37,433 --> 00:59:38,476
- Here comes Delores.
636
00:59:38,810 --> 00:59:40,144
- I want it now!
637
00:59:40,478 --> 00:59:41,479
- You want coke popcorn?
638
00:59:41,813 --> 00:59:42,772
- I must have it now!
- Okay
639
00:59:43,106 --> 00:59:45,775
- Okay be back a sec.
- Hi Candy.
640
00:59:49,779 --> 00:59:54,408
- I didn't want to be
alone I need somebody.
641
00:59:54,742 --> 00:59:56,285
- I tried to call you.
642
01:00:01,874 --> 01:00:05,753
- I think the experiment
is getting out of hand.
643
01:00:07,588 --> 01:00:09,382
(screams)
644
01:00:09,715 --> 01:00:14,470
- Do me do me I want
to cum make me cum now.
645
01:00:15,930 --> 01:00:17,515
- Dr. Forest have you seen Gail?
646
01:00:17,849 --> 01:00:20,184
I know something awful is
about to happen I'm worried
647
01:00:20,518 --> 01:00:21,477
I don't know what to do.
648
01:00:21,811 --> 01:00:24,272
- How could they do
it, Heavenly Gods.
649
01:00:37,451 --> 01:00:41,205
- Horrible it's
horrible, it won't die!
650
01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:48,921
It won't die, help me stop
651
01:00:49,255 --> 01:00:51,299
the demon won't die.
652
01:00:57,555 --> 01:01:00,349
- How could they do it,
how could they do it?
653
01:01:00,683 --> 01:01:02,435
- Don't blame yourself
for being so handsome and
654
01:01:02,768 --> 01:01:06,647
so obviously attractive I
mean everybody is different
655
01:01:07,899 --> 01:01:09,066
doesn't mean you're
a bad person.
656
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,111
- It's not them not really
it's this wretched stuff
657
01:01:13,905 --> 01:01:15,907
- What's that got
to do with anything?
658
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,493
- How do you think a super
stud gets to be a super stud?
659
01:01:19,827 --> 01:01:21,662
- Zuni High super stud you?
660
01:01:23,831 --> 01:01:27,627
- Without this junk without
his Spanish fly super stud
661
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:29,295
is a geek.
662
01:01:29,629 --> 01:01:33,841
- Spanish fly it's all in your
imagination and just to prove
663
01:01:35,259 --> 01:01:38,054
that there is no such thing as
Spanish fly I'm gonna drink.
664
01:01:38,387 --> 01:01:41,557
- No you can't
665
01:01:41,891 --> 01:01:44,518
- A special person
that's what you are.
666
01:01:45,811 --> 01:01:47,730
(groaning)
667
01:01:56,030 --> 01:01:58,824
A special person,
that's what you are!
668
01:02:10,336 --> 01:02:12,922
(gentle music)
669
01:03:23,367 --> 01:03:24,035
- Here.
670
01:03:25,578 --> 01:03:28,247
- Afterwards will we
love each other forever?
671
01:03:28,581 --> 01:03:30,041
- We'll love each other forever.
672
01:03:37,173 --> 01:03:38,883
- What is that shit?
673
01:03:40,051 --> 01:03:41,927
Super stud my ass.
674
01:03:42,261 --> 01:03:42,803
- But Mary Lou.
675
01:03:43,137 --> 01:03:44,430
- You're not him.
676
01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:50,561
- But Mary Lou.
677
01:03:51,937 --> 01:03:53,022
- You asshole.
678
01:03:58,194 --> 01:03:59,362
- Goodbye super stud.
679
01:04:03,032 --> 01:04:04,992
(coughs)
680
01:04:08,662 --> 01:04:09,872
- Anything's better than.
681
01:04:16,003 --> 01:04:20,883
I'm sorry I grabbed your punch
like that but I feel better.
682
01:04:27,390 --> 01:04:28,933
- No not this way.
683
01:04:31,143 --> 01:04:32,019
- Well how then?
684
01:04:33,020 --> 01:04:33,896
Show me how.
685
01:04:37,483 --> 01:04:40,069
(upbeat music)
686
01:05:20,651 --> 01:05:24,029
- I want it to be
real not a concoction.
687
01:05:24,363 --> 01:05:26,699
- Freddie.
- Yes.
688
01:05:27,032 --> 01:05:31,370
- I'm very happy I found
my real man so shut up.
689
01:05:33,664 --> 01:05:36,041
(gentle music)
690
01:06:35,601 --> 01:06:36,727
- Well what's the matter?
691
01:06:37,061 --> 01:06:38,562
Handsome boys like
you shouldn't have
692
01:06:38,896 --> 01:06:40,689
any trouble getting girls.
693
01:06:45,861 --> 01:06:48,197
(gentle music)
694
01:07:47,715 --> 01:07:52,595
♪ I've been in the
shadow of your heart
695
01:07:55,055 --> 01:07:59,935
♪ Day by day I get torn up
696
01:08:02,021 --> 01:08:06,900
♪ Shagalaga shagalaga
697
01:08:09,403 --> 01:08:14,283
♪ Shagalaga shagalaga
698
01:08:17,328 --> 01:08:22,207
♪ Shagalaga shagalaga
699
01:08:26,045 --> 01:08:30,924
♪ My love torn oh wasted love
700
01:08:32,301 --> 01:08:35,137
♪ Shagalaga shagalaga
701
01:09:16,512 --> 01:09:19,139
(upbeat music)
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