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Ugh...

No good.

Hey, help me take her to the nurse.

Who would have thought a juvie like you would come to school this early.

You've totally spoiled our ambush.

Ambush?

And you are?

Aha, I get it now.

You're trendy, poser mutant cyborgs.

Chain Saw

High school

Girl

Bloody Chainsaw Girl

Seems I've no choice.

Just so you know, I don't hate you guys.

Can't you just, like, scram?

Now, why did I expect that?

Crap!

It's her, right?

She turned you into cyborgs.

She didn't turn us, we wanted it.

We begged Mistress Nero to transform us like this.

I knew it was Nero.

Oops, gotta go.

Ah, missed.

No matter, the next one will hit.

I got a bad feeling about this.

Hey.

Is she our classmate too?

It's Sayuri Bakutani.

We call her, Whole-Body Bomber.

Ah, the zealous cheerleader.

I'm kind of in a hurry. Can you just step aside?

Now, why did I expect that?

Giko, can you throw me far from here?

Her bombs are very powerful.

Bite me, Kanda. You're my hostage.

Huh? Gimme a break.

Isn't that right, Bakutani?

You two are buddies. You can't attack me so easily.

Buddies?

I am with no one.

I have no friends.

I care only about Mistress Nero.

Kanda,

as a severed head, you serve no purpose.

Oh, you don't mean that.

Huh? Not a step closer!

Stay back!

What are you...

First off, could you explain what you want from me?

Look, delinquents don't fight...

man-to-man match-ups for no reason.

But cheerleaders fight for no reason.

- For real? - Yes.

The thing is, do cheerleaders actually fight?

Guess you're serious.

You were, like, a by the numbers student.

Why Nero?

Curious to find out?

Well, not really.

Actually...

Ah, you want to tell me.

Sure, go ahead.

Actually...

As all know, I was a bright, and innocent pretty girl.

If you do say so yourself.

Time for class!

Fly high!

Stuff it.

What?

Me too?

Heard you do anyone.

Me too?

Stop!

How's about me?

No...Go away!

Bakutani?

Then Mistress Nero appeared.

We have a Muay Thai Club?

Everybody loves gossip.

A cheerleader who'll do anything that moves?

A perv chick addicted to flashing panties?

These aren't even panties!

They are under-skirts!

Why are you showing me your panties?

Here's why!

This is Japan.

Won't miss this time.

I guess the guys just have it in for you.

Won't miss this time.

Shibata! Okuyama!

Yes!

Hold it a sec.

You should see how stupid you look!

Shut up!

There's no reason for me to wait.

Backstabber!

Your damn arm is in my way.

Give me a fuckin' break.

Giko Nokomura. Something from Mistress Nero.

To Giko

From Nero Aoi, huh?

Giko...

I can't give you anesthesia.

Chill out or you'll bleed.

Watch it!

My bad.

Honestly...

Stay put. You're injured.

Why would you save an enemy?

It's not that.

Thank you.

Frankly speaking...

You're not my enemy. That's why I'm helping you.

Delinquents fight for pride.

Dumbasses who fight over grudges, jealousy, and inferiority complexes...

aren't my enemy.

Just obstacles.

This was Nero's doing?

What's she up to?

Ignoring me?

Uguisu School

Get your ass inside.

Hey, what's this?

I'm sorry. I forgot to remove my earring.

I'll have to seize it.

I'll take it off.

Looks like a maggot egg to me.

I'll take care of it for you.

Ow!

Your ear came off too!

Hey, Giko.

Yeah?

How many times do I have to tell you to leave your chain saw at home?

My family is in the wrecking business.

No part-time work either.

Not part-time, family business.

It's still got no business in school.

Plug your hole, old man.

Who do you think you're...

Good morning.

So, you just give her a free pass?

Man, even I won't go there.

That's true.

At least put it in its case.

Case?

Excuse me.

It seems my friend troubled you.

Oh, was that your friend, Nero?

No trouble. Such a cheerful kid.

Just cut back on making cyborgs, okay?

I don't believe there are any rules against building cyborgs.

Ah, you're right.

None of my business, huh?

I've never even talked to her.

Right?

Hey! You still kicking?

What now?

Talk not, wench.

The wench flees!

Got no time to fight!

''Uguisu School''

Too quick.

Makeup Exam Testing Room

Only me.

I even skipped breakfast.

Feeding time.

What's this supposed to mean?

Like, when did she become like this?

Turn to page 68.

Third year, Class A

I'll read aloud.

When but a third year elementary student, one of my classmates was...

A cat?

Where is it?

Nero!

It's my cat.

Who brings a pet to school?

Pet? As if!

It's my creation.

What's she spouting now?

Is something in there?

Beats me.

As you're dying to see, I'll show you.

Gather 'round!

It's the first piece by an aspiring scientist.

The Dead-Yet-Alive Cat!

Isn't that Miki, your cat?

I caught it last month and transformed it.

The flesh has rotted, but it meows and moves.

Am I not a real genius?

You debaucher!

What the?

You killed Miki! I'll kill you.

I'll kill you! Apologize!

I said apologize!

You hear me?

We're in the middle of class!

Don't touch it!

You talk to your teacher this way?

He's right.

Apologize!

Apologize!

Stop!

Stop, you're hitting me too.

If you're gonna throw, throw it at her!

You alright?

Don't tell the PTA, okay?

I'll let this slide.

Once my experiments prove successful,

you'll all pay for your insolence.

Dipshit boneheads!

I long to see your sorry, repent filled faces.

That hurt.

What the hell?

Is that reason to hold a grudge?

Like, where's the teacher?

I can't do a makeup test.

Hey!

Faculty Room

I know someone's in there!

Hey!

Giko, what do you want?

I'm here for the makeup. Open up!

A makeup? You?

Nobody was in the class.

Now's hardly the time for that.

Nero could turn us into cyborgs at a moments notice.

Then, keep your ass at home.

If I don't come, I don't get paid!

Just let me take the makeup exam.

I'd like to graduate, you know.

If you don't it's your own fault for missing so many classes.

Here you are.

Not you again.

Here! Knock yourself out.

I'll go home at five p.m.

Huh? Aren't you...

Did you change your sex?

So?

Whatever.

Lurk in gloom.

Exist in shadows.

Drag you into the dark.

We are the Zombie Ninja Clan!

Get real!

Your behavior is insolent!

I remember you guys.

The Ninja Club morons right?

Kaori, your shuriken is way too sharp.

Who's got volume 3 of Ninja Hattori?

- Not me. - It is you!

Cough it up already.

Get off me!

I had to read volume 4 first.

What are you apes gaping at?

Got issue with how I gape?

Well, no actually.

From here on out we will employ the stealth maneuvers of ninja.

How sweet.

I still laugh over that nonsense.

Looks like Nero did you all a favor.

You will regret your disrespect.

Thanks to Mistress Nero, we are more than what we were.

Jump in and practice Watery Evasion with us.

Ah, Kaori.

I hear you suffer from cramps.

Your gender was the bigger change, no?

You really want a duel to the death?

Before that, you will learn my name.

Combining Grudge and Hate, I am Hanzo, he who is...

Hanzo...? Hanzo? Seriously?

What asshole would name themselves that?

You go too far, wench!

We are three.

Think you can win?

Yup.

Crap.

If the chain moves not, it is but a piece of iron.

I am Tsuchigumo.

Eat my iron!

Ah, Takahashi!

So that's his name.

You fool!

Die!

Hey, watch it.

Fantastic.

Ow...

Shit.

I'm running out of time for the exam.

Shop Club Room

Smells like machine oil.

I love it.

Who's there?

Don't kill me! I'm not a mutant cyborg.

You are?

Senzaki, president of the Shop Club.

Uguisu School third year, Class A.

You were Inoue.

Your family runs a vegetable store, right?

You'll inherit your father's business, yes?

That'll be tough once you're a cyborg.

Oh, how the tears will flow...

when their missing son returns like this.

Give me back my body!

During swimming class,

my uniform found its way into the incinerator.

I believe that was you, yes?

You hearing me?

You need my quality control, pigs!

One day the world will be one big piggery under my control.

I just need one more piglet.

To Kill or Catch List: Giko Nokomura

I'll bring her to her knees.

Then I'll dismiss her pleas and turn her into a mutant cyborg.

I see.

Their weapons are made by the Shop Club.

We've troubled you.

Well...

Please understand, Nero forced us.

I care squat about you two.

I just want to do the makeup exam.

Why is that?

First, I have to repair this and beat those idiots.

Yeah, a delinquent like you can probably do it.

Say, will you help me?

Firearms were introduced into Japan...

in 1543, 12th year of Tenmon by the Japanese calendar.

Firearms were introduced through Tanegashima first.

Since then, how they fight has changed little by little.

You, Nero.

Why are you in a swimsuit?

Because someone hid my uniform.

Die bitch. Grossbag. Freakazoid.

Blame those who did this..

Let's continue the lesson.

So, how they fight has changed little by little and...

Hey.

You know what Nero's bone is with me?

Haven't a clue.

Right.

Ah, but...

I heard a rumor she holds a grudge against you for being asked a favor.

I asked a favor of her?

Wait, the rooftop...

Giko Nokomura. You keep on fleeing.

Not you again.

I've upped the rotation rate by 30%. Keep pushing!

Close one!

I replaced the blade with titanium alloy!

Giko, push the yellow button!

I call it Chain Saw Shooter!

Freakin' awesome!

Not my face.

What's your cup size?

- G! - Liar!

Blue button!

I'll call that one Extending Chain Saw.

You lost. Give it up.

I shall avenge their deaths.

You started it.

Because of you, our club will be disbanded.

We need at least three members to be approved by the student council.

Approved by the student council?

After what you've done, this is what you care about?

Make room.

I will not.

Mistress Nero made our dreams come. So, as a woman...

I mean,

as a man, I'll fight.

Well...

I didn't plan on being a man, actually.

Now that you're finally a real ninja,

how about enjoying it rather than fighting with me?

No.

I'll teach everyone who has mocked the Ninja Club

the ferocity of ninjas.

We begged Mistress Nero to...

Well, I don't get it, but

of course they mock you.

What?

Obsessed people look moronic.

You mock delinquents and motorcycle gangs, don't you?

Y...Yeah.

Listen, ninjas, delinquents,

anime and idol otaku, train spotters,

and splatter film fans are all made fun of.

People don't laugh at the thing,

but how crazy you are about it.

Oh...yeah?

This only proves how much you love ninja.

In the juvie world, we have some pretty over the top styles.

And they are the wildest out there!

Q2.

- D. - D. Q3.

- E. - E. Q4.

- B. - B. Q5.

It's just me. I can cheat all I want.

- Next, A. - A.

- C. - C, okay.

- B. - B, okay.

- A. - A, next.

B.

Hey!

You!

Here, in time right?

Alright. As promised...

- Yes. - Let's go.

Yes, finally to face Nero.

Huh?

You're going to help me, aren't you?

Yeah, I'll see you home.

I appreciate it.

But that's after you defeat her, right?

Is that what you meant?

Of course.

I've no reason to take her on.

Sure you do...

It sucks she's got a grudge against me. But it doesn't mean I gotta fight her.

Well, let's go.

Please avenge my club members.

18 members of my club were turned into cyborgs against their will,

and killed off like flies.

It's happened to others, too.

It's OK to do nothing?

Well...

It's not like I was friends with anyone.

Please!

I'll help you for repairing my chain saw.

You take your own revenge on her.

I need your help.

Hmm...I've got plans for today.

All the students in Senior Class A are mutant cyborgs.

If we don't act it'll happen to Class B too.

The whole school will be mutant cyborgs.

Imagine school festivals, sports meets and class trips with just mutant cyborgs!

Is that okay?

Mutant Cyborg Maid Cafe, Second Year, Class D

Sports Meet

Looks fun.

I mean...

I've always been treated like an outsider juvie.

Suddenly I'm in?

It's why I'm asking.

Juvies are always like,

What's your school, fucker?

I'm XX, gang leader at XX school!

You act like you represent the school.

Nobody asked you to do that. We hate you guys!

- Right. - Well... uh.

Profess otherwise, but you guys love school.

You skip classes, but still you come to smoke behind the school.

You make a scene, but come to graduation anyway.

You even go to the summer meets and fight with the teachers.

I bet you'll attend Coming of Age Day and bitch about your kimono.

If you hate school then don't come!

But you juvies come no matter what.

Giko, you love school. Be true to your school!

And Nero's got it in for you.

You're gonna have to fight her.

Alright. I got it.

Well then, let's take the fight to her.

Good.

You're finally going to take me on, Giko.

Nero Aoi?

Giko, do you loathe me?

I've been watching you.

Look at the ceiling.

I put surveillance cameras everywhere.

Do you hate me?

Are you scared of me?

I know squat about you.

What?

It's cause you and I are...

I see that wasn't enough, Giko.

What wasn't?

Your hatred of me!

You hate me.

You should hate me.

Once your hatred reaches its zenith,

I'll send you to hell out of gratitude.

For now, just keep being frightened!

Hey!

Giko, how did you find this place?

You're on the PA, this is the PA room.

How did you find this place? Idiot!

A friggin' laugh riot.

You and your pals are utter chumps.

I have no pals!

I mean those ninja and crotch missile chumps.

After her.

She made an underground facility?

She's a bit extreme...

Hey!

Where is Nero?

Tell me!

Rooftop.

Well?

Incredible.

We should talk.

We've nothing to talk about.

Chill out and look around.

Well? Brings back memories, no?

It was on a day just like today.

Just like today?

Crap, someone else is here.

Stay if you like.

No way...

Remember now?

You're pissed because I kicked you off the roof?

You really are extreme.

That's not it at all!

Think harder!

Hey.

You know...

when you do it...

that...

- that... - What?

No.

Could you,

could you, like, tell me something?

What?

Remember now?

On that day,

you did a terrible thing to me.

Oh, that.

That was just... Can we just forget about it?

No way in hell.

Forget what?

You want to know something?

Well, on close inspection, you've got a pretty face,

I thought you might, like, know...

Huh...what?

Don't tell anyone I asked you this.

It's between us.

Do you know how to kiss?

Forget what?

Please. It was just...

You're all red.

Shut up. Bloody hell!

You kill whenever asked how to kiss?

Kiss?

Yes, I do.

It's who I am.

This girl's a nutbag.

Oh, I am sooo scared.

Club President! You're safe.

It's Mizushima!

What happened to us?

Crap!

Tanaka! Yoshimura!

Aha, the useless peons of your stupid club.

Senzaki, help us.

Shut up.

It's all Giko's fault. If only she'd been beaten earlier...

Giko, I'll kill you!

- Revenge! - We'll kill you next.

We'll kill you for sure!

Listen.

My Chain Saw of the Dead employs hatred as its motivational stimulus.

Cut you to pieces!

Brace yourself!

Mistress Nero, go for it!

I made this specifically to kill you.

Totally tacky.

Look, as the daughter of an architectural wrecker,

Chain saws are meant to cut.

Their simplicity makes them beautiful.

Isn't yours a collection of fancy functions.

Quibbles.

Stop wasting my time and dragging me into trouble.

That's the spirit.

Hate me!

Chain Saw Shooter!

Crap.

Giko!

Now Giko, you will suffer.

I will kill you slowly.

Hanzo.

Why?

I'm sorry, Mistress Nero.

I'm grateful to you.

But my soul was

saved by Giko Nokomura.

She is not our enemy.

Are you rising up against me?

The Ninja Club and I don't want...

to see Giko die.

What a disappointment.

You take the time to help me. You're an odd one, for sure.

Not save you.

Recruit you.

I told you.

Our club will be disbanded.

The Ninja Club is...

cool.

Die!

Take that!

Hanzo!

Gone in a puff of...

You...

He was your follower.

It's his fault for pissing me off.

Don't move, Giko.

Like I can move to begin with.

Bakutani, you're still alive?

No one move.

As you see,

I don't need your help. Stay out of this.

That means you too, Mistress Nero.

Bakutani.

You little...

No, I don't mean to betray you.

What?

I am on neither side.

I want a cease-fire.

Cease-fire?

Give up your useless battle.

What do you think...

I knew you wouldn't agree, so I've taken her hostage.

But I'm not planning to fight.

Hostage?

Without the Shop Club you'll be unable to make weapons and...

Senzaki!

She's a worthless hostage.

Bitch...

Sorry, hold on.

We have a lot in common, no?

We've all been alienated.

We should fight together not against each other.

Fight together?

Yes, we're sisters.

The real enemy is...

Silence!

Don't you ever say the word sisters in my presence.

Bakutani,

I'm disappointed in you.

B...A...K...U...

B...O...M...B...

What's this?

Do you forget it is I who made you?

Embedded in your body, no...

in all the cyborgs' bodies,

are self destruction devices.

This is the end.

Shut up.

You'll explode in 30 seconds.

Any closer and I'll detonate you there and now.

But...

if you take Giko with you,

I'll collect your flesh and remodel you.

Hey.

Hey!

Both of you,

when we all meet in hell,

I want us to be friends.

Bakutani.

Am I still just an obstacle?

I apologize.

One of my flunkeys interrupted our fun.

No, you got it wrong.

To you, she was a flunkey.

To me...

she was a sister.

Could it be you're sad?

Shall I rebuild her for you?

Well, with what's left it'd only be half at most.

I can make a mini-Bakutani thing.

Thing?

She's not a thing, she's human!

Mutant cyborgs aren't human.

It's natural to consider them things.

She was a friend, right?

She wasn't. You still don't get it?

I'm a conqueror. I don't need friends.

I've no connection to anyone.

When someone considers me a friend I fill them with fear.

They learn their place then I kill them.

Like I'll kill you, Giko!

When did I ever treat you like a friend?

On the rooftop! On that day!

How to kiss?

Why ask me?

You're sorta pretty. I thought you might have experience.

Forget it. Pretend I didn't ask.

It's just between you and me. If anyone finds out I asked...

I'll be discredited as a juvie.

We're cool, right?

We're both skipping class.

Makes us pals.

Some stupid delinquent confined in me.

You think I'm that easy to befriend?

A proud conqueror, that's me!

You were just a victim of bullying.

That's why. That's the very reason.

I thrive on getting back at those who mock me.

So that word you uttered was utterly insulting and annoying.

If I ever had a friend...

What?

My will for revenge would be shaken.

Shaken?

Such a tiny thing.

It's why I sicced my minions on you.

To make you frightened and hate me.

I didn't want it to be by ill-health.

So, I gave you food and medicine to keep you fit.

Totally fit, you will hate and fear me and then kneel before me.

You and I are not pals.

Now, learn your lesson.

So, your will is shaken if you feel friendship?

Really.

You're just lonely.

I'll kill you!

Are we counted as things too?

What?

- We protest! - Fuck you!

Screw this!

I kinda like Giko.

Yeah, she's cute.

Though a juvie, she's sweet.

Mistress Giko!

Dumbasses...

Kinda illustrates how different we are, Nero.

Well, I don't really have the time.

Let's settle our differences.

Now...

Now that we've kissed, I guess we're very close.

Suffer, bitch.

I don't forgive you.

Crap, gotta go.

- Did I keep you waiting? - No.

It was a tough job.

It's fine.

How was the makeup?

I think I nailed it.

So you're gonna graduate?

Yes.

Graduate and go on to college.

Yes.

To be a good wrecker, strength isn't everything.

Get a license to dynamite buildings and...

I know. That's why I worked hard.

Yeah, you're right.

Sorry, my clothes are dirty.

Oh no, I'm the one who should be sorry.

I'm covered with blood.

Let's go.

Bloody Chainsaw Girl