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My name is April Jane, and I am in my 50s.

I'm a vintage, rare find.

I live in Studio City, California,

and I have three amazing boys.

I don't think any of my sons realize

that I have an extremely high libido.

Hold on.

Is that too much saying

I have an extremely high libido?

Should I just have said high libido?

My marriage was wonderful for a while.

We got together when we were very young.

I am seven years older than him.

We just realized that

we weren't completely compatible.

I thought I had my whole life planned,

but now I'm here, open to the adventure.

I'm open to having a connection

with another younger man.

I hope I'm really gonna find love.

My name is Pola.

I am originally from Mexico City,

but right now I live in Miami, in a paradise.

- Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - I'm good.

My name is Pola. Nice to meet you.

Hi, Pola. Nice to meet you, too. April.

April. Nice to meet you. Pleasure.

I'm expecting for some guys to walk up

and introduce themselves.

And here comes Pola.

And it surprised me.

- Nice to meet you, Pola. - Welcome to Mexico.

Thank you.

I'm not necessarily a competitive person,

but I'm confident,

and she doesn't have anything on me.

- Where are you from? - I'm from Los Angeles.

- Oh, that's nice. - Such pretty eyes.

- You like Mexico? - I love it.

- It's beautiful, right? - It's gorgeous.

- Yes. - It is gorgeous.

When I was 23 years old,

my husband passed away in a car accident.

It was really hard,

but I wanted a good life for my kids,

so I decided I was gonna live my life happily,

make good memories with my kids,

and just move forward.

- Salud. - Salud.

I'm totally ready to take that risk

and find that special guy.

I'm that kind of woman

that really likes to be around a man.

I've never been by myself.

Like, in kindergarten, I had boyfriends.

Like, I've always been around someone special.

So if someone proposed while I'm here,

that would be great news.

I don't know what... if it's gonna happen or not, but let's see.

So what do you do in LA?

- I'm a singer. - Oh, really?

Can I ask you your age?

No, you can't. No.

My name is Soyoung.

I am 50 years old.

When I meet good-looking, my type of a man,

I'll introduce myself and say,

"Hey, I'm Soyoung and I'm so."

- Hi. - How are you?

Hey! How are you?

Good. How are you?

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

I'm Soyoung.

- Soyoung? - Yes.

I always dated a young guy.

My second husband was younger.

All my boyfriends was young.

Always ten years younger. I'm a fire love.

I have to have those fire, love to have sex.

If I don't have that, I could have sex,

but I can't kiss anybody because that's disgusting.

Where are you from?

I'm originally from South Korea.

- Oh, are you? - Yeah.

- Oh, I love... - Nice.

How old were you when you moved out?

How many years ago did you move to...

That's when I was 19, 18 and a half. So yeah.

- Adventurous. - Yeah, I am.

Like, I'm not afraid of things, like anything.

How about of this?

Yes. Just like this.

Soyoung is cute.

I'm sure she's gonna get picked

with many other guys,

but if she likes the same guy that I do like,

I will be competitive. And...

I don't care about any other thing.

I want to win.

We're gonna start the day.

- Nice meeting you. - Yay!

- Nice to meet you. - Woo-hoo!

My name is April. I'm 43 years old.

I'm from Detroit, Michigan.

I'm a very simple girl.

I married my high school sweetheart.

I met him at 14.

We had our children together

and we were married for 14 years.

So that has been my really longest relationship.

- Hi! - Hola.

You guys look so pretty.

- I'm April. - April, I'm April.

There's two Aprils.

Right.

I gave a lot of my youth to raising my boys.

Now, at 43, I'm just looking to have fun.

And I want to date younger men

because a lot of guys that are older,

they're like in "papa mode",

and I want to get a chance to do me a little.

So when it's time for me to be grandma, like I'm ready.

I'm just not ready now.

Ladies, where's all the men at?

Are you kidding me? You guys look great.

Hi.

My name is Charlene.

I'm from Jersey,

but currently I live in Los Angeles, Hollywood.

- Hi. - What did you say your name was again?

- Charlene. - Charlene. Right.

Yeah. I think it's my time to find love.

I really do.

Because life has, you know, really given me some curveballs,

and it took a long time to get here.

It's so nice to meet new people, so, you know.

So I'm wearing two necklaces today.

The first one is an infinity necklace that my daughter,

Ashley, got for me.

And she's my oldest daughter.

She would be 28 right now.

She just had her birthday, but she passed away

when she was 27.

So it's not even been a year yet.

Losing her was by far the hardest thing

I've ever had to do, and I'm doing it.

That's the thing. I'm doing it.

My daughter was huge in my life about dating.

She'd be the first person I would talk to.

The first person I would ask.

Are we looking for love,

are we looking for romance?

I'm looking for love?

I mean, look, it's like love is in the air here.

- It's so... - it's romantic.

It is romantic.

I am doing this for Ashley in a lot of ways

because I think she wants me to be happy.

I know she would want me to be in love.

Like, hey, that's the hope.

Could I fall in love?

Could I get married and come out of the dark like,

you know, a new chapter, light on the horizon.

But it's been so long, I don't know.

I never know how...

how and why I'm gonna be attracted to someone,

like their personality to me, it can be more...

That's much more important.

Sometimes, like really good-looking guys, they're so...

- They open their mouth... - Yeah.

- Yeah, I was gonna say that. - It's not...

How about the guy that are ugly and... but he has a nice personality,

nice to you, you're gonna date?

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm Kelle. I'm 50 years old, and my alter ego is Disco Mommy.

Hey, girls!

- Hey! - Hello!

How are you hot ladies doing?

Disco Mommy loves house music and Disco Mommy,

she's really spontaneous. She's just fun.

What can I get you ladies to drink?

Do we need a shot?

Kelle has a big personality.

Don't play with me.

I do think that, for me, it's really too much.

She's just got to pare it back just a little bit.

One, two, three, four.

All these women look amazingly hot, but they're not me.

Always good vibes.

I have six amazing kids, three girls and three boys,

and I feel like I've been judged

by having multiple kids from not having the same dad.

In fact, that's the number one question people ask me, like...

like, "From the same guy?"

I'm like, "No, why would I have six kids from the same guy?

Hello."

You're a bad influence already, girl.

No, I'm an amazing influence for sure.

Yeah, you are.

I think it's gonna be a little bit hard to keep up with Kelle.

She's gonna be the party girl in this house.

- A good influence. - To good influence.

Cheers, ladies. Go.

Well, I used to think that age was an issue

until the first guy I dated out of my marriage, right?

And he was like 14 years younger.

And then it became like kind of a theme

that all these younger guys I kept like hanging out with and dating,

and we literally had the best time.

And they taught me that, you know,

they could be drawn to an older woman.

And then I realized I can teach younger men a lot of things.

I don't know if I can say that on TV.

Were you married before?

I was married ten years.

So how is dating going for you now?

Do younger guys gravitate toward you?

- Yes. - Because you look so amazing.

- Yes. Thank you. - Yeah. Yeah.

Kelle is the most risque of all the moms

with no shame whatsoever.

I'm not mad about my body.

I already feel I'm the woman that will get the least attention.

You could tell Kelle has invested a lot of time

into her body, her sex appeal.

And I know that young men want that.

So she's got that going for herself.

I have the best trainer in Orange County,

- so if you guys want to come. - Right.

Everyone's very pretty

and I'm like the biggest girl here.

Like, what do I have to offer?

You know, we're getting older, ladies.

We're not getting younger, even though we can think that we can do things

to make ourselves look younger, we're really not.

We're really not.

Marina Charlene is...

she probably was very hot when she was younger,

um, more in shape.

I just feel like she doesn't know

how to glam herself up.

I think she's just a little worried about

not being pleasing in that way to the guys.

I was asking them what they do and then,

now I'm thinking we should try to guess what you...

Just guess what you do.

- I feel like you do something like with human resources. - She's like corporate...

- Yes, I was just gonna say that. - Yeah. Yeah, right?

I plan corporate events and meetings.

- You're an event planner? - Yes.

I enjoy my work.

I have had the opportunity to travel the world,

but I wasn't always a corporate events planner.

I looked like the B-girl back in the day on the street corners

doing the break dance and then the pop and lock and on the cardboard.

So I like to have fun, you know?

And I think that most young men

could probably appreciate that,

that I'm not stiff and, you know, or corny or prude.

Have you guys been dating during COVID?

Have you been dating?

- I haven't been. - Not since.

Well, I'm open, you know,

it's just whatever God has, I guess.

- Amen to that. - Right?

Whatever God's plan is. It's actually really...

It's probably why we're all here right now.

- Yes. - Just seeing what's going on.

Exactly.

I've always been, you know, a believer.

I love the Lord, and I think it's important with relationships.

I think your partner, having God as the foundation is very important.

You know, I feel like a lot of older guys

don't want a commitment because they're getting out of a divorce.

- That is so funny. - I was thinking the same thing.

So they... they just want to play the field a little bit.

And you're like, "Yeah, it's time for..."

It's like, bro, you're like 60.

Yeah. And you look like you're 80, like come on.

And then you still want to play the field?

Like, go, bye.

I am excited to see what God has in store for me

and we'll see what happens on this amazing journey.

I'm so thrilled.

Wait, girls, hold on.

- I got a text. It says... - Oh, yeah?

It says, "Welcome to the villa.

You're about to embark on a dating experience like none other."

Oh!

We all received phones so that we could receive text messages

telling us what we're gonna do in the villa.

I'm a little excited, but also nervous

because we have no idea what to expect.

"Please head to the house where you will meet

the new men in your life."

Let's go.

- Vamanos. - All right.

I'm so excited to meet with these guys

because I know that these guys are going to be younger.

I have a very young, free spirit,

and I connect to younger men, especially in the bedroom.

All my life, I've been looking for tall,

dark hair, blue eyes, nice abs, thick thighs.

Hopefully he's here.

If not there, out there anyone,

please call me, Soyoung.

My special woman has to be older,

and I'm here in Paradise hoping to find my soulmate.

I am so excited to come on this retreat

and just meet a ton of beautiful women

that are mature

and comfortable with themselves.

I love older women that can keep up with me

because I'm bringing that young energy.

I'm looking for love.

I need a grown woman out here.

Let's go.

Here we go. Here we go.

- Whoa! - Yeah!

All right, now.

Grrr.

So curious as to what I can find here.

I mean, this is it.

All of my moments have led me to this one.

And hopefully there is somebody here

that is gonna be interested in me.

I could be interested in them.

What's going on?

Wait. They're our moms?

Holy.

Whoo!

That's my mom right there.

Oh, my God!

I just saw straight to Jose's eyes

and just stayed there for a couple of seconds and say, "What is this?"

I am really confused right now.

What is really happening here?

I'm, like, completely shocked.

I see my son back there and it's like,

"Who are all these guys?"

So cool.

We're supposed to date the other moms?

Uh...

And you're here. That's so weird.

- Yeah. - That is so weird.

I knew my son Gabriel

was going to be in Mexico with me.

I thought he was gonna be on a separate dating retreat,

but he's in my dating pool.

And I'm gonna have to see my son date these moms.

This is crazy, bro.

I'm feeling very overwhelmed and a little scared.

Seeing my son standing in that line

made me feel very awkward because they're my son's age.

We're up. Let's go. We're up.

I was a little shocked to see Ryan in the pool.

I didn't see that coming at all.

I'm gonna be honest.

I'm thinking first pick in the draft.

Like, I'm looking at everything else before my mom.

Thank God for that.

Hi, Mom. How are you doing?

Hey. What are you doing here?

Why are you following me on the retreat, Joey?

I'm here to find love. Don't get in my way.

Honestly, honestly, older women are very hot.

And I know I got the swag and I got the game for them.

Wow. This is like news to me.

- Yes, Mom. Yes. - Hmm.

I'm Joey. Nice to meet you.

- Hey. - What's your name?

- I'm April. - April, nice to meet you.

- How are you? - I'm doing great.

- How about you? - I'm fine.

But whenever I bring a woman home,

it's all up to my mom whether I'm dating her or not.

Yes!

Been winning. Been winning.

- Hi. - Soyoung.

- How are you? - So young.

- Oh, amazing. - Soyoung.

Amazing, amazing, amazing.

I think I have eye on, uh, Jose.

He's a perfect age for me.

He don't have a tattoo.

He's got green eyes.

Kind of what I'm looking for.

How is everything?

It's amazing. How are you?

- It's good. - Good.

- Yeah. - Good to see you.

I'm feeling a little weird.

All these women are significantly older women,

so it's pretty alarming.

Not in a bad way.

Let's go. We need to hit the bar.

But then I started looking at these women,

and I was like, "Damn, they are kind of beautiful."

And then my mom's right there and I was like...

Hey, you guys, I've got this text.

So it says, "Greetings.

You are about to start a unique dating journey.

All of you have expressed an openness

to intergenerational dating.

In the real world, there is often a double standard

where an older man

with a younger woman is accepted,

but an older woman with a younger man isn't."

- Mm-hmm. - "Not here."

Whoo!

- Okay, I got one, too. - Oh.

"Over the next few weeks,

you'll be part of a dating experiment

that will level the playing field

and see if you can find that special someone

from a different age group."

I got a text guys.

"You are not exactly on the show you thought you were on.

You are now in the same dating pool.

Open your minds

and have an experience you may have never imagined."

Hmm.

I'll be in the hot tub at 10:00.

Please, Ma, you gotta chill out.

I'm so excited to meet these other guys.

Sign me up.

Don't judge me.

Sorry, ladies.

I might be sleeping with your son.

Looks like we're going on a date, Harrison.

Yeah, right.

He goes, "Yeah, right."

- Do you need to go home? - No.

It feels awkward because, like, I didn't think

it was just gonna be all moms.

I just got here.

I'm not saying the women are unattractive.

I'm just saying they all have sons.

And, like, um, this is gonna be

a weird experience getting close with the guys,

then, you know, going out on dates with their mothers.

She's cutting open people and stuff.

I would die there.

Like, I see a little bit of blood,

a little bit of blood and me and you...

you, too, we faint.

Tell them what your favorite is.

- What do you like to do? - Yeah. Tell me, tell me.

Heart surgeon.

Heart?

- Oh, my God. You're my hero. - What?

I am here to find a special connection,

and I hope my mom also finds a special connection.

She's getting older, you know, like she's not really, like,

out there looking for a lover every day, right?

You're not really, like, out there

actively searching, are you?

Well, Jimmy thinks so, but who knows, right?

We might find the perfect love in here.

Jimmy don't know about me.

It's not the blood that makes me faint.

It's more so like seeing the beating heart in a body.

I am open to all ages.

My dating app is set to 65.

I'm close-minded, I guess.

I don't want to date with 65-years-old man.

So you're gonna be 24.

- Your son's 23? - No, he's 20.

I'm about 21.

Oh, you're the baby.

And you're gonna be 22, right?

- I'm gonna be 22. - He said you're both the same age.

Ooh...

And I'm probably the oldest.

Oh, no way.

There's no way.

April is the woman who immediately caught my eye.

I would like to get closer with April. Who knows?

Maybe I could get her out of her comfort zone

and show her what it's like with a younger man.

That's a beautiful ring, by the way.

Thank you.

Kind of reminds me of your face.

Younger guys seem like they have a zest for life.

They're not jaded.

And even though I'm this age, I...

I've always been very physical and have a high sex drive.

So if you're gonna have a younger guy,

there's gonna be a lot more sex, I would think.

Joey, Joey, which one's your mom?

- Yeah. - Ha!

- Just kidding. - There she is.

You really want me to point her out?

It's pretty obvious.

Joey is just a young buck,

and he's just probably gonna

do something to my mom and try and hit on another girl,

then another girl.

So he's not going anywhere near my mother.

Joey is gonna get a left hook.

- I'm not kidding. - He's fun.

Joey is... I'm not worried about Joey.

Gabriel and I are both here

because we wanted to take this adventure.

It literally fell in our lap from the heavens, and...

I can't. I'm sorry. Oh, my God.

Just, can you stop and just let me talk?

Can you do it again? Can you not say...

why are you saying heavens?

Because that's what I'm saying.

I am my own person.

But can you stop interrupting me?

So...

I'm sorry.

Ma, Jose is your man.

Jose looks mad responsible.

- Like, I would trust... - What?

Said you look mad responsible, like...

like you look very trustworthy.

Jose, cut the umbilical cord.

No, I mean, we're having a good conversation.

We're learning a lot here.

- We can, we can... - Pola...

You're more than welcome to join.

There's this super-hot guy named Jose,

and he seems like a safe bet

because he's very family-oriented.

You can see, he's like tied to his mom's hip.

So I feel like he would definitely just have my back

and be by my side and, you know, be in my corner.

I'm not calling you Dad.

I feel like I need to get him away from his mom

and then see, you know, what we can end up doing.

You're not, you're not calling him Dad.

You're calling him Daddy.

No, I'm calling him Daddy.

Oh!

Out of all of the women here,

Kelle is definitely going for all of the attention.

It's almost like she's campaigning.

You call him father.

It seems like a lot of work to me.

"Attention, daters.

There are eight duos here

and there are eight bedrooms in the villa.

Each duo will share a room together."

I'll be honest, I had concerns about rooming

with Ryan because in the past I have seen his home.

Mmm, not the child that I raised,

as far as cleanliness.

We don't get to spend as much time together as we used to.

So instead of shading me, if anything,

this is a moment to bring us closer together.

"Not all the rooms are the same.

There are two large master suites

with hot tubs inside the room."

- That's crazy. - Oh, my God.

"Head outside, where the moms

who are the most in touch with their sons will win the suites."

Okay. Super weird.

When we get the text that we're gonna be

staying in the same bedroom,

my mom and I were really close,

but dating lives are very separate.

I don't want to see who she's trying to flirt on,

and now we're gonna be living together.

What did I get myself into?

Who wants to sleep with their moms?

Weird.

All the young men take their shirts off.

Who's ready for a checkup

at the doctor's office?

Oh, that's nice. Oh.

I have no interest in watching my mom feeling a man.

I'm not here for that.

Nothing wrong with a little touch and feel.

Where are we going with this?

Are we... you're trying to get day one strokes?

Like, I don't know.

You're joking!

I'm cock-blocking my mom

because you've known him for six hours.

Calm down.

No.

- I have twins. - Do you?

Three boys. Gabriel is a twin.

Oh, wow.

But they don't look alike, fraternal.

- Fraternal. - So you brought the ugly one. Thanks.

We get a text.

We have our first challenge,

and all the young men take their shirts off.

I want you and you and you and you.

Everyone but me.

Sorry.

The moms get a blindfold and they have to go up

and touch all of the young men

and figure out by touching their chests and abs and shoulders

which one is their son.

The two moms that figure out

who their son is the quickest win

the best suites in the whole house.

So the competition is on.

I need you guys to help me find my son

if you want to hang out with me tonight.

Oh, my God.

This challenge is very important for you to win.

Okay, so be focused, and we're gonna win.

I want to stay in the suite, so we have to be careful.

Quick.

Who wants to win?

You've never rubbed me up and down.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah.

You don't know who's who, so...

I'm ready.

I just hope she doesn't go below the waist

whenever she's groping these guys,

because that, that will be out of line.

Out of line.

There's still mommies in the house!

If I pick Joey, hopefully I don't pick him first,

because, yeah, we'll have a nice room, but it's like...

I kind of want more than that.

Hmm.

Not rigid, ain't it?

No.

Ooh.

Mmm...

I don't think so. Nope.

No. Ow.

I've never experienced something like this.

My mom never really shows me

like the younger guys that she dates.

Or especially, like, touching them in front of my face.

I mean, that's... that's pretty weird to me.

Joey?

This is my son.

Ugh, Ma! You're one off.

I got Jimmy? I got Jimmy?

Oh, Mom. Ugh!

He got you! I knew he would.

- Yes! Yes! - I knew he would!

I wanted you to be my son.

Yeah! Whoo!

Whoo! Yes!

- Oh, my God. - Kelle gets Jimmy.

And she was really touchy, touchy.

Fantasy suite! Sorry,

Soyoung.

That would have been game, right?

All men touching women.

That would have been killer.

You should've done that.

Here we go. Here we go.

Who's ready for a checkup at the doctor's office?

Oh, that's nice.

Oh.

I have no interest in watching my mom feel on men.

I'm not here for that.

Oh, nice pecks.

Nice traps.

Oh. Mmm.

We are both grown.

And nothing wrong with a little touch and feel.

- Fine. - I'm just saying.

Okay.

This feels like my child.

Okay, I'm gonna say yes.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Like I will notice Jose's shoulder.

It's like very... deep.

I know your shoulders.

Me and Jose train every day at my studio,

so this is really easy for me.

This is Jose. Oh!

I'm a trainer.

You know, I appreciate muscle.

So I actually like this challenge.

I didn't like this challenge.

- That's my Gabriel. - Yeah.

Harrison.

No?

I was right here. I was right here.

Well, is there somebody over here?

Billy.

- Wow. - That was pretty quick.

This is Billy.

I'm very excited,

so I could feel the abs a little bit.

Hmm.

Soyoung's style of trying to pick her son

was very aggressive, in my opinion.

What?

She's wild.

That's my son.

Yes, it is!

Yeah, he does.

Can you not...

It sounds so bad. Yeah. I picked up women, really?

Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. I won't say that.

I have definitely raised a gentleman.

Aww.

Guys, I have a text.

"Congratulations. Your time is a winner."

"You get the suite."

Wow.

Who's the second winner?

Wait, another text message.

I got a text message.

So it says, congratulations.

I was second place.

I get the suite with a hot tub on the patio.

You're all welcome.

Yeah, Jose!

Jose, I got last.

So you can meet me at the bungalow outside.

Oh.

I don't get Kelle very well.

She needs to do something to bring the attention to her.

And I don't think that's nice,

because you don't need to always be

the center of everything.

I can't.

Sorry, I can't hear you over there.

Moving in.

Are you joking?

Hi,

- welcome to my house. - Oh, my God.

This is amazing, you know.

- We won. - Yeah.

- We've won the suite. - Thank God.

You guys got, like, a living room area.

- We have everything. - Wow.

I'm stoked about being able to, like,

get in the sauna.

And then we have the hot tub, too.

Yeah, that was a plus.

Just don't bring any of the moms in here.

- Please do not do that. - Okay, I won't.

Wow. I feel like a queen.

Like the suite is gorgeous.

The space is huge.

- Wow. - Yeah, that's super cool.

You're not worried a little bit,

like just sleeping in a stranger house with...

No, I'm just gonna stay close to you.

Oh, you have a good relationship.

- So there's... - So it's okay, right?

I mean, I guess.

- Everything is beautiful. - Yeah.

You know, it's more common for the guys to like the older girls,

you know, that's kind of a thing.

Like, they have MILF, they have cougar.

We don't have a cute label for young guys.

You should just call them Ryan Jevons.

I'm gonna put that name on the outside of my room.

I'll see. All right. See, that's...

I don't know, that could be taken a lot of ways.

Kelle is not the natural esthetic

for people that I date,

but Kelle's energy is tight hot.

Like, her spice level is at an all-time high.

You never know what's bound to happen.

What do you think is the difference between MILF and cougar?

I'll... I'll tell you exactly

the difference because I am still a MILF.

I am not a cougar until I reach a certain age.

MILF is like that age between.

I don't look at age, though.

I think that's where society is totally messed up

because I attract a lot of younger men

because I have a younger...

- Spirit. - Spirit and personality.

I felt a little displaced just being here

and seeing everyone, you know.

- But it's like... - Well...

I think, everybody just has to get out of their shell.

People become too guarded, then you don't learn anything

and you'll never know what you'll find.

Yeah, that's the truth.

- I mean... - Toast to that.

I'm actually realizing, like,

this is a chance for us to learn about ourselves.

Whether we all find true love or not,

it's an opportunity for growth,

and there's some great people here.

Like, let's just enjoy this moment,

because that's meant to be.

I'm gonna go to the restroom,

so I'm gonna say good night if I don't see you.

- Good night. - Good night.

I mean, I honestly learned a lot from,

like all of that talking.

- I mean... - You did?

Everything that's come out of his mouth has been just straight facts.

I'm just wrong. I'm just wrong.

- You know, I'm just like... - You're welcome.

This is your dad.

Mom, you gotta be joking.

You know what room we're in.

Although I know she's got it in her to flirt,

and she does do that a lot,

I've never seen it firsthand experience.

Ready?

You two, I'll see you tomorrow.

No, we're going in together.

Sleep easy.

- Still give me love. - We're going in together.

Bye, Joey.

The reason why we're here

is to date everyone in the villa,

and I'm taking that opportunity

so I can make a good decision on if there would be

a romantic connection with somebody.

How are we gonna move your mama out of the room?

Now, how could I do that?

Can you pick her up?

Y'all moving your mama out of the room?

No!

I'll be kicking Joey out of my room.

- No! - Bye, Joey.

I'm not sleeping on the bathroom.

Please, no.

For some reason, I'm immediately drawn to Ryan.

And I mean, I get it, it's night one,

but I'm very, very open with sex.

I mean, I would love to find love if it's here,

but more so, I'm gonna have a lot of fun.

I'm texting him right now.

Mom.

I go, "WYD?"

What are you doing?

Oh, he's messaging me back.

Oh, wait, I just got a message.

"Where are you?"

You said, "Come up here."

Mom! Mom!

I'm going to the bathroom.

You go to bathroom.

If Joey continues to cock-block me this entire time,

he's going to ruin the experience for me.

The second room on the left.

Oh, my God!

You've got to be joking.

Just chilling.

Bye, Joey.

Don't be a hater, Joey.

Ma, you gotta chill out.

Come upstairs.

So far, we've had some great conversations.

I've been very open. I've been very real with her.

So at this point, you know, where are we going with this?

Are we... you're trying to get the day one strokes?

Like, I don't know.

You're joking!

We got, like, moms here.

Like, we got to really step our game up.

I'm not like head over heels for anyone.

Are you?

I mean, I got my eye on one, though.

- That's about it. - Who?

- Pola. - Pola has these feet that I just want to, like,

shove them in my mouth.

You're joking!

Really not trying to sleep in here

with Ryan on the other bed.

I'm just telling you to make sure

you're up in time to go to the gym in the morning, bro.

- No, Joey. - I'll see you at the gym tomorrow morning.

All right, tomorrow morning, bro.

- Joey, lay down. - Make sure you're up.

I'm cock-blocking my mom because first night, no.

You've known him for six hours.

You can't just immediately go into,

you know, I want to... and then... yeah.

Joey, calm down.

- Calm down. - No.

I'm not, like, head over heels for anyone.

Are you?

I mean, I got my eye on one, though.

- That's about it. - Who?

Pola.

Yeah.

I find Pola absolutely beautiful.

I'm a man of great taste.

I like great things.

I'm a very big feet person.

And Pola has these feet that I just want to, like,

oil up and lather and just massage

and get real warm and then paint her toenails

maybe a color and, like, suck the acrylic off them toes

and shove them in my mouth.

Yeah.

Ha-ha!

We can't be vanilla, bro. We got, like, moms here.

Like, we gotta really step our game up.

No.

Wow.

You think this is gonna be good?

- Dude, it's... - Wow.

It's a pineapple martini.

It looks beautiful. Thank you.

So...

- Thank you so much. - For you, Madame.

- Gracias, senor. - Oh, you're so welcome.

So, Pola, I was thinking

I really would love to get to know you

and go on a paddleboarding date,

maybe if you're, like, interested.

Yes. That's cool. Let's do it. Yeah.

So it's down on the beach.

The paddleboards are over there if you'd like to go with me.

- Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. - Let's go.

My mom is picked to go out on her first date.

I don't know what to think.

Okay.

It's our paddleboards.

It's just that feeling inside

that I don't really trust these guys yet.

Well, yeah. Most of the guys are too young for my mom.

So have you ever paddleboarded before?

Actually, I have a paddleboard just...

- No way, at home in Miami? - Yeah. I do.

- Oh, it's... - I do, I do.

Just don't be as naive as you usually are.

I'm sure he's a nice guy.

Many times the nicest guys are not the nicest guys.

Just be careful.

Let's go, faster.

I dance classical ballet

since I was four years old.

I love everything that has to do with physical, active life.

So if a man cannot keep up with me physically,

I think I'm not gonna be attracted to him at all.

And Jimmy, the activity that he chose, what...

it's exactly what I really enjoy.

So that's something that I really like about him.

Whoo!

At first, I'm really nervous about Pola and I.

But wow, she was a very playful person

and I love it about her.

All right, let's go. Let's go.

She has the idea, let's do yoga and wants to do the airplane.

And I'm... I'm so for it.

I was comfortable being, you know, on top of her.

Are you ready?

That wasn't good.

It's really fun doing the airplane on the board with Jimmy.

And I used to do that with Jose when he was smaller.

I love to do that with kids.

So this is really fun for me.

Ah, we did it.

Oh!

I'm super glad that Jimmy and Pola

are on their mini date

because now I get a chance to talk to Jose.

He's like super-hot

and I'm hoping to get to know him better.

I guess we're going in the bedroom now

that your mom's gone.

I guess so.

Kelle is very assertive,

very... very direct in what she wants.

And I find that attractive and sexy.

I've never gone paddleboarding.

It's super fun.

I'll show you. It's really cool.

I'll probably have to be on my knees.

Well, you can start on your knees.

I don't think that my mom would approve,

but I'm a grown man. I don't need her approval.

But don't tell her I said that.

I'm gonna tell Jimmy to take your mom

all the way over to that island over there.

We'll stay there for a couple of days.

Pola, bye.

Pola, I get the fantasy suite tonight.

Never.

Kelle is not the type of girl for Jose.

I'm 100% sure.

Do you see his body language?

- Look at it. - No.

Whether she likes it or not,

I'm gonna do whatever it takes to take my man home.

I like to win.

Hey, Mom.

No, I can't.

- Can I steal you? - Yeah, sure.

- Yeah. I have a question for you. - Sure.

I've had my eye on Jose from day one,

and I'm definitely going for it.

So, have you ever dated older women?

I don't think I asked you that.

Yeah, I usually go for older.

See, and I usually attract younger men.

Her weak spot in my eyes are accents, I think.

I think accents really get her.

It doesn't matter what you look like.

I think if you have an accent,

you have a chance with my mom.

You do.

It's really not about the accent.

It's like they're raised in a different country,

so they have a different demeanor

and they treat women differently.

Mm-hmm.

They just so happen to have an accent.

I don't know why you're, like, latched on this accent thing.

It's not about the accent.

That's just a bonus, like, if you ask me.

Are you here... what are you here for?

- I guess I'm just curious. - Okay.

I'm here for the same reason as everybody else is,

I guess, to, um, go outside of the culture values

that we have and explore

different opportunities, different relationships,

different connections with people

that we would never do before.

Am I putting you on the spot?

No. Not at all.

- I mean, on the contrary... - Sorry.

On the contrary, actually...

it's actually very, very cool that...

- I'm just curious. - Yeah, yeah.

And I appreciate your question.

Jose and I were really connecting,

as far as I'm concerned.

I think he moves very slowly, which I don't like to do,

but I feel like there's a potential there.

I would love to keep on going with that conversation.

- Okay. - For sure.

I was feeling it, too.

Who do I think will hook up first?

I would probably say Kelle.

Last night she was all over Ryan.

Now she's after Jose.

But I expect that of her.

She definitely wants to be

the belle of the ball or the Barbie.

But I think that it's a little much,

like this isn't a game show.

- Salud. - Salud.

Oh. So I have to ask.

- What? - What is your type?

I really like men that like to do things like

- what we just did. - Uh-huh.

I don't like men that just sit down on TV

and just watch TV and do nothing.

- Yeah. - Yeah. What about you?

Oh, my type. Let's see.

What... what is my type?

- I like dark hair. - You do?

Good teeth, good smile.

Being with Pola, I feel super comfortable.

I'm not even thinking of age.

It just feels very good and fluid,

and there's no worries in the world

and we can just be ourselves.

I prefer darker complexion with green eyes.

You do?

- Green... green... - Me too.

Yeah. Green is my favorite color.

- Yeah, me too. - Oh, yeah.

- And dark hair. - Mm-hmm.

I don't like blonds.

If I would've got green eyes, it would've been over.

That would've been perfect.

That would've been over for the world.

I totally feel a great connection with Jimmy

and I feel really good about myself with him.

Who do you think Jose likes?

Anybody... interested in anybody?

- Not really? - Not yet.

- Not yet? - No.

It takes him a little time to build up a little?

No, I would see it.

I don't see his eyes like shining for anyone.

- Mm-hmm. - No.

Do you see my eyes shining for anybody?

- Mmm, yeah. - Okay. All right.

Oh, la-la.

- We was paddleboarding. - I did see it.

It doesn't look like paddleboarding to me.

We did.

It's not what it looks like, I swear.

It was really fun. You want rose, Jose?

We'll bring you some rose, Jose.

- No, no, no. - Beautiful, thank you.

No, drink up.

We have our own rose.

Pola, I get the fantasy suite tonight.

You don't.

You actually don't. Never.

I don't really know Kelle a lot,

but what I see and what I feel,

she's really wild, and I really believe

she's gonna bring drama to my family, to my son,

and to the relationship

I have between Jose and myself.

So I don't think she's the good catch for Jose.

No.

What if Jose falls in love with Kelle?

No, he won't.

You see his body language, though.

- Look at it. - No.

It's talking. It's talking to me.

No. No, I know it's not.

- I know him. - Oh, okay.

Look how close he is to her face.

- That's an intimate... - Not okay, no.

Pola makes it very clear that she just does not like Kelle.

So if Kelle wants Jose,

I'm thinking that Kelle's gonna have to either,

one, go through Pola or two go around her back.

Kelle. Kelle without the Y.

Kelle with an E.

I think Jose is open to love and I'm gonna show him

that I'm the one he should be with.

- You're mine. - You like tall men?

- I like confident men. - Okay.

There's something going on between me and her.

That could be the start of something very powerful.

Jose likes very, like, quiet girls, nice girls.

Mmm.

Kelle is not the type of girl for Jose.

I'm 100% sure.

So she's not gonna get anywhere with Jose. Never.

- That's not Jose's style. - I'm saying...

- That won't happen. - Hey, Mom.

I'm not sure if Pola is embracing this whole situation.

Like, I thought she came here to date a younger guy,

not her son.

But whether she likes it or not,

I'm gonna do whatever it takes to take my man home.

So there is no competition, babe.

If I had a date, would you want to go with me?

Sure.

I like to win.

- It won't happen. - But what if?

No, I can't.

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