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Senator Wright:
And the only thing wrong...
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The only thing wrong
with the American dream
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is people, too many people,
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too many of us telling young people
that the dream is dead.
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They told me that when I was growing up
in the slums of Trenton.
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And they were wrong.
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They told me that when I decided
to run for senator
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with only $58
in my savings account.
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And they were wrong
and they are still telling me that now,
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that I don't have a chance
because I'm black,
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because I don't have the right nose,
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because I still only have $58
in my savings account.
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With your help,
we can keep that dream alive.
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And in closing...
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Just"
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let me say...
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Let me say that you should
all donate the legal maximum
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to the next president
of the United States.
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Are you okay?
Do you need some water?
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No. I'm fine, really.
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Handsome guy like you,
I bet you get 70% of the women.
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Here's hoping.
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Of course, it helps
your wife died of cancer.
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I'm sorry,
but the sympathy vote's in your pocket.
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Yeah, I appreciate your support.
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Listen, senator,
my union has a hell of a war chest.
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I've always been
strong on the union.
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The thing is, you always go on
in your speeches about the workers
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in Indonesia, Cambodia, timbuktu.
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Because I think we have a...
A moral...
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My union members are hurting.
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They don't care about moral this
and moral that. Are you all right?
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- Senator?
- Hey!
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Man 1:
The guys are gonna love that.
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Man 2: Everyone, give him some room.
Give him room to breathe!
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Back off, please!
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Senator, are you all right?
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Vogler: The senator's
suffering from nausea,
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headache and mental confusion.
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Bad Sushi is so
hard to diagnose.
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You're being childish.
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Look, if his case is
as trivial as you think,
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it'll take you three minutes
to diagnose.
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Three minutes that I could spend
sitting on the toilet
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with the funny pages.
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- You're mad at me.
- Nope.
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I never liked
Cameron or foreman.
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Do you know why I'm forcing you
to fire one of them?
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Because you need to prove to me
that you're a team player.
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Now, if you did that, you wouldn't
need to go through this exercise.
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Fine. I'll hold the senator's hair
while he upchucks.
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Oh, and by the way,
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I need you to give a speech
at the national cardiology conference
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next week.
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I don't do speeches. I'm shy.
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Eastbrook pharmaceuticals
has developed a new ace inhibitor.
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I would like you
to extol the virtues
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of this breakthrough medication.
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Eastbrook pharmaceuticals?
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Wait a second,
don't I own that company?
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Oh, no, that's right. You do.
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Viopril is a significant improvement
over the old version.
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All there in the study.
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Well, I know its price tag
is significantly improved.
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You can either give one 10-minute talk
and one 3-minute diagnosis,
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or you can fire one of your pets.
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My understanding was that you believed
in rationality above all else.
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Viopril.
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Senator Wright: I appreciate your
keeping the media away.
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Foreman: We're keeping
your staff away as well.
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- Take it easy now.
- I'm in the middle of a campaign.
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The faster we can get you better,
the faster you can get out of here.
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Anyone else
at the fundraiser get sick?
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I don't think so.
And I don't think that's it.
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I mean, I've been under
the weather for weeks.
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You know, lots of traveling. I'm
supposed to be in the Sudan next week.
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0h!
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Helps me concentrate.
Even better than drugs.
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Open your mouth, please.
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That's quite a scar.
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When I was six, I fell off the swing
and bit my tongue.
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Couldn't talk right
for the longest time.
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Lots of teasing.
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You know, it just made me fight harder,
speak up for those who can't.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Tongues heal too fast.
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Your political consultants
have written you a nice story.
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In a tight race, the lispers alone
could put you over the top.
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You a republican,
or you just hate all politicians?
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I just find being forced
to sit through drivel annoying.
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You find sincerity annoying?
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You're a black kid
from the ghetto
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who made it to Yale law
and the United States senate.
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That's a sufficiently
mythical story.
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You don't need to lie
about your tongue.
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Must've missed it.
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What's wrong?
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What is it?
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It's not the food.
It's your brain.
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Get an mri and
a lumbar puncture.
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Cancel your travel plans.
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The senator's lp
showed no sign of infection,
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and the mri looks fairly clean.
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I guess we can tell him
he's fairly healthy and can go home.
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Well, there is
something in broca's area,
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- but it's small, low intensity.
- Most likely just background noise.
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Care to bet your job on that?
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What was that?
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What was what?
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You got annoyed.
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That was clearly
an annoyed face.
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I get annoyed by glib remarks
about our futures.
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But last week you
didn't get annoyed.
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You made poopie in your pants.
It's weird.
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It's almost like now you know
you have nothing to worry about.
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Chase has nothing
to worry about?
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House: None of you has
anything to worry about.
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What happened?
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Vogler saw the error of his ways
and repented.
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The lesion could be nothing.
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Also, it could be a brain tumor
or an infection.
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There's only one way
to find out which.
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You want to cut into his brain?
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Dangerous, I know.
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Especially since he's a politician
and his brain's all twisted.
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But I weighed that against the risk
of him stroking out before lunch.
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Call surgery. Get it scheduled.
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You're not pregnant.
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Well, I told you that.
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But there's got to be some
other reason I'm still spotting.
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Sure. You were pregnant.
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Based on your hormone levels,
you've had a miscarriage.
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I haven't even been on a date.
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Right.
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And since it's physically
impossible to have sex
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without someone
buying you dinner...
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I haven't had sex
since I split up with my husband.
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That was almost a year ago.
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Fine. Have it your way.
Immaculate conception.
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What do I do?
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Well, it's obvious.
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Start a religion.
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In my office.
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Afternoon delight.
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She just loves the hard wood.
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You're not doing a brain biopsy
based on a spot on an mri.
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Where'd you get that?
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Not on a United States senator.
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Oh, just so I'm clear,
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a janitor would be okay?
Do you have a list?
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A brain biopsy can cause
permanent neurological damage.
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Whereas tumors are
really good for brains.
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Make them grow big and strong.
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- It's my call.
- No, it's not.
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So you're pulling
rank on patient care?
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It's not my call either.
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It's up to you.
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House: Either it's a tumor
or it's an infection
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that the lumbar puncture
didn't pick up.
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Either way, unless we treat it
immediately, it could kill you.
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Or it could be nothing. Reading
brain mris is not an exact science.
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Well, what caused my symptoms?
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Wow! Excellent question.
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Many doctors wouldn't
have gone there.
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It could be
a transient ischemic attack.
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You could make the argument for watching
carefully for the time being.
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But you'd only
make that argument
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if you were an administrator
covering your ass.
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- That's absurd and insulting.
- Insulting, yes.
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What would the voters think?
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If they find out
I've had a brain biopsy?
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This could
leave you brain damaged,
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and you're worried
about Nascar dads?
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It's not a brain tumor.
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It's not
a bacterial infection either.
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So you biopsied his brain
for nothing?
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If that were true,
would Dr. Wilson's mouth
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be contorted into
that ugly shape?
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It's toxoplasmosis.
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You sure?
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Which means the great black hope
has full-blown aids.
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They're gonna
love that in dubuque.
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Toxoplasmosis is a fairly
common fungus you can get
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from eating under-cooked meat
or touching cat feces.
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In rare cases, the fungi
travel up the bloodstream
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and latch onto the brain,
causing a lesion or inflammation.
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So, what's the prognosis?
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Toxo usually
responds to treatment,
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but it only causes
a lesion in your brain
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if your immune system
is extremely weak to begin with.
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Senator,
I'm afraid you have aids.
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- As I'm sure...
- No!
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As I'm sure you know,
people with HIV can live a long time.
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What else could do this to me?
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Theoretically, certain cancers.
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If you have toxo in your brain,
you have aids.
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I do not have aids.
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I don't shoot up drugs.
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I don't sleep with...
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This is very bad news.
I get that and I sympathize.
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But we gotta speed through
the denial phase
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because you need antiretrovirals
and you need them fast.
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You haven't even
tested me for HIV!
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We will.
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But the toxo drugs
are gonna piss off your fungi.
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And when fungi get pissed...
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I am not going
to take the pills.
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You're afraid
word will leak out.
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Trust me. You're not gonna
be president either way.
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They don't call it the white house
because of the paint job.
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Here's what you're gonna do.
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You're gonna give me the drugs
for the toxo only.
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You're going to test me for HIV
under a false name.
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You are going to
test me for cancer
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and anything else that could have
done this to me.
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If I have cancer,
I will deal with it.
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But I do not have aids.
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"Eastbrook pharmaceuticals
are pleased to announce
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that Dr. Gregory house
will present
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the latest research on our exciting
new ace inhibitor."
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You're making that up.
That's vogler's company.
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Press release.
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"During an address at the north
American cardiology conference."
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House never gives speeches.
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But when I really
believe in something...
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Gosh dang it, I got a chance
to make a difference here.
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You made a deal with vogler?
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It's all the rage.
Everybody's doing it.
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So, what's the deal?
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You get to keep all of us
if you flog his products?
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One speech. No biggie.
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Foreman's doing a bone marrow biopsy
to check for cancer.
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Cancer? The senator's got aids.
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Cancer sounds better
in a press release.
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I need you guys to rush
the Elisa test for HIV.
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Thank you.
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For the speech.
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When I said "rush",
I meant, you know, fast.
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"Stat's" the word
you doctors use, right?
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- I know it's hard for you.
- Double stat?
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Foreman:
This may sting a little.
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- Sorry.
- It wasn't the shot.
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It's... my head's killing me.
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You know, senator,
we don't have to do this now.
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We can hold off
till your HIV test comes back.
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Because you figure
it's gonna come back positive.
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In my experience...
248
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,002
Patients lie,
249
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:58,755
politicians lie more,
and black politicians...
250
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:02,175
I don't think black politicians
lie more than white politicians.
251
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,885
We lie less.
252
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,722
You figure we're
morally superior?
253
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,640
I've got my theories.
254
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:13,020
No, we just can't
get away with it.
255
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:19,276
No one's gonna give us
the benefit of the doubt.
256
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,279
No one's gonna cut
us a second chance.
257
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:26,825
And when it happens,
it's not just a bad politician.
258
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,286
It's a bad role model.
259
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:32,205
It's a dis...
260
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:36,293
Discredit to the race.
261
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,097
You ready?
262
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,390
Yeah.
263
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,183
Yeah.
264
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,104
Take a deep breath.
265
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,950
Dr. House, I just wanted...
266
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,076
You're welcome, again.
267
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,345
I want you to know how much...
268
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,622
Got it. You're grateful.
269
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,583
Apparently you seem to think
it will mean a lot to me to know that.
270
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,252
Do you know why
people pray to god?
271
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,521
Ithoughtyou
didn't believe in god.
272
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,545
Idont.
273
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,216
Well, then you better be making
a very good point.
274
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,985
Do you think they pray to him
and praise him
275
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,809
because they want him
to know how great he is?
276
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,387
God already knows that.
277
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,600
Are you comparing me to god?
278
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:37,938
I mean, that's great, but just so you
know, I've never made a tree.
279
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,817
I thank you because
it means something to me
280
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,821
to be grateful
for what I receive.
281
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,704
You are the most naive
atheist I've ever met.
282
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,707
Dr. House,
you have a patient in room 1.
283
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,334
Thank god.
284
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:06,299
People pray so that god won't
crush them like bugs.
285
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:11,513
I'm not gonna crush you.
286
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,162
Woman: Petechial bruising?
I don't know if I pronounced that right.
287
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,856
Gosh, the Internet is
such a wonderful tool.
288
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:24,442
- It could be leukemia.
- Definitely possible.
289
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:27,070
The more likely
diagnosis is hickey.
290
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,698
Well, it can't be a hickey.
291
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,284
Why is everybody so ashamed
of sex all of a sudden?
292
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,619
I'm not having sex.
293
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,080
I've barely even thought
about sex since my marriage.
294
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,208
I say you're having sex,
you say you're not.
295
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,253
Either you're lying
or I'm wrong.
296
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,172
Or there's some middle ground.
297
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,506
You mean, like, oral?
298
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,551
I mean, you're having sex
without knowing it.
299
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,095
I'm testing you for booze,
drugs and ghb.
300
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,682
I don't drink... what's ghb?
301
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,976
The date-rape drug.
302
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,163
House: It's positive.
303
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:34,137
Your t cell count is eight,
304
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,097
which means there's a good chance
you'll die.
305
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:42,938
I'm telling you this because
we need to contact your sexual partners.
306
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,941
I've only had two girlfriends.
Two.
307
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,777
After my wife died.
308
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,321
I used condoms.
309
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,740
You know the chances
of you getting HIV
310
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,451
from heterosexual
sex with a condom?
311
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,161
Yes.
312
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,247
Someday there will
be a black president.
313
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:02,582
Someday there will
be a gay president.
314
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,834
Maybe there'll even be a gay,
black president.
315
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:10,131
But one combination I do not see
happening is gay, black and dead.
316
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,592
You need to stop lying to me.
317
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,636
It must be miserable,
318
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,471
always assuming
the worst in people.
319
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,223
Cut the crap. You're dying.
320
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:21,726
And you're clever,
you're witty and you are a coward.
321
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,561
You're scared of taking chances.
322
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,188
I take chances all the time.
323
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,606
It's one of my worst qualities.
324
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,191
On people?
325
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,990
Wanting to believe the best
about people doesn't make it true.
326
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,717
Being afraid to believe it
doesn't make it false.
327
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,719
Well, that's very moving.
It's a shame I don't vote.
328
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,621
No, no, no. This is who I am.
329
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,998
I believe in people.
330
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,376
I'm not hiply cynical,
and I don't make easy, snide remarks.
331
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,920
I would rather think
that people are good
332
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,131
and be disappointed
once and again.
333
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,442
I need to draw some more blood.
334
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,810
Nurse!
335
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,897
The antiretrovirals
aren't working.
336
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,982
That's not surprising.
337
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,468
He's just gonna keep getting worse.
You realize that, right?
338
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,946
Why are you spying on my case?
339
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,240
Why are you giving
that speech next week?
340
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,966
We're both just doing
what we have to do.
341
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,494
You don't see
a problem with that?
342
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,496
Checking in on a patient?
343
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,998
Yeah, wow. How do I look
myself in the mirror?
344
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:10,043
You're not being asked to perpetrate
a fraud on the American people.
345
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,169
It's a 10-minute speech.
346
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,534
That I've been ordered to give.
347
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,631
- Vogler's drug works.
- Don't care.
348
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,258
Why do you have to make
everything so dramatic?
349
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,178
'Cause I'm a very
high-strung little lap dog.
350
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,733
Uh-uh. No pills.
351
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,276
What's going on?
352
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,947
The antiretrovirals
aren't working.
353
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,072
Why not?
354
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,284
Because you don't have aids.
355
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,331
The first test was
a false positive.
356
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,042
Happens one time in every 5,000.
357
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,294
You ran a second test?
358
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,255
Yeah.
359
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,380
Yeah.
360
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,384
You're still dying.
361
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,889
The only difference is,
now we don't know why.
362
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,880
He's continuing to lose control
of the muscles on his right side.
363
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:23,032
His brain is getting foggier and his
t cells are still in single digits.
364
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:26,161
- Why are we doing this here?
- So cuddy can't find us.
365
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,371
Unless we figure out
the underlying disease,
366
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,248
this guy's lied to
his last constituent.
367
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,375
False negative
on the pcr aids test?
368
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,751
Ran it twice.
369
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,670
Immunoglobulin deficiency?
370
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,155
No history of
respiratory problems.
371
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,299
Idiopathic t cell deficiency.
372
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,384
"Idiopathic" from the Latin
meaning "we're idiots"
373
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,970
'cause we can't figure
out what's causing it.
374
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,558
- Give him a whole body scan.
- You hate whole body scans.
375
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,143
Because they're useless.
376
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,686
Could probably scan
every one of us
377
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,147
and find five different doodads
that look like cancer.
378
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,567
But when you're fourth down
and a hundred to go in the snow,
379
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,695
you don't call a running play
up the middle, unless you're the jets.
380
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,450
I hate sports metaphors.
381
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,702
Why did you order
the second aids test?
382
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:08,912
Standard procedure.
383
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,581
Oh, well, that's you,
Mr. Standard procedure.
384
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,875
You suspected the first test
was a false positive?
385
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,460
I knew he was going to Africa,
386
00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,712
and I figured he was vaccinated
for hep a and b.
387
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,214
That could cause
a false positive.
388
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,525
Yeah, but you knew that
before you ordered the first test.
389
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,384
- What changed?
- I should have ordered both.
390
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:26,387
You were sure he had aids.
391
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,140
Then you talked to him,
then you had doubts.
392
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,558
What did he say?
393
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:34,354
He said he had not engaged
in any risky behavior.
394
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,359
- And you believed him.
- He didn't have any reason to lie.
395
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,737
Everybody lies,
except politicians?
396
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,406
House, I believe
you're a romantic.
397
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,117
You didn't just believe him,
you believed in him.
398
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:50,995
Do you want to come over tonight
and watch old movies and cry?
399
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,998
Dr. Cameron's getting to you.
400
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,143
Well, I guess you can't be
around that much niceness
401
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,252
and not get any on you.
402
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,896
Is that why you haven't
put the moves on her?
403
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,131
What makes you think
I haven't put the moves on her?
404
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,971
Boy! You're in trouble.
405
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:21,234
You have restored my faith
in the human race.
406
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,613
- You're lying.
- No. I'm not lying.
407
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:29,701
Just got your results back.
No ghb, no nothing.
408
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,078
It means you're having sex
and you're lying about it.
409
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:35,206
No. And I have a new symptom.
410
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:39,127
I have a rash on my butt.
411
00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:44,465
Do you wanna... yeah.
412
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,473
What is it?
413
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:56,519
- It's a carpet burn.
- No. It can't be.
414
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,479
Doctor, I love sex.
415
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:01,816
I miss it. I haven't had
any in over a year.
416
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,861
Well, you managed
to keep this appointment,
417
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:07,322
so you have no
short-term memory problem.
418
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:09,407
Multiple personalities?
419
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,242
Do you find yourself
losing chunks of time?
420
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,494
Do you wake up and you don't
remember falling asleep?
421
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,873
No. I just wake up
really exhausted.
422
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:20,168
- Something upsetting you?
- No.
423
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,214
My ex lives
in the apartment downstairs.
424
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:26,841
He's always calling me,
425
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,366
always wanting to
get back together,
426
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:29,927
complaining about mixed signals.
427
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:33,181
"Get out of my life."
How much clearer can you get?
428
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:37,018
We have a sleep lab
in the basement.
429
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:41,648
If nothing else, it will get you
away from your ex for a night.
430
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,206
Slightly enlarged lymph node
in his left armpit.
431
00:24:58,331 --> 00:24:59,165
How slightly?
432
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,290
Wilson: Quarter mil.
433
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,085
- Lymphoma?
- Sure.
434
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,004
Or he's had a cold
in the last six months.
435
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,048
What, you got her on speed dial?
436
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,509
I just follow
the scent of arrogance.
437
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:11,552
Chase: Another slightly
enlarged node over here.
438
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,263
Two more in his neck
and one in his groin.
439
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,182
And there's a cyst in his liver.
440
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:18,518
Cameron: It looks complex.
Central necrosis?
441
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:21,020
House:
Spontaneous bleeding. It's benign.
442
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:23,064
I was rooting for
a really cool tumor.
443
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,857
Instead, we're stuck
with this crap.
444
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:27,610
Doesn't matter. Once you find them,
you gotta check them.
445
00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,529
Knock yourselves out.
446
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:33,074
I just saw senator Wright.
He looks like hell.
447
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:36,869
That Sushi must've been
a lot worse than you thought.
448
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:39,872
Mr. Vogler, would you like
a free whole body scan?
449
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,083
A man of your stature
should get himself checked
450
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,876
at least three times a year.
451
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:47,380
Here's a few key points
I want you to cover during your speech.
452
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,717
House: Fourteen pages.
453
00:25:50,842 --> 00:25:54,220
The audience will be comatose
by paragraph two.
454
00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:55,888
Throw in a joke.
455
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:03,104
Dr. Chase, we need to talk.
456
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,025
House:
How do you see this ending?
457
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:09,569
What ending?
458
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:11,821
I can't fire you,
so you have no reason to fear me,
459
00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:14,866
and, therefore,
no reason to lie to me.
460
00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:16,868
You told cuddy where I was.
461
00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:18,786
You told vogler
what I was doing.
462
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:27,920
- Yeah.
- So how can I work with you?
463
00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:32,467
Well, you don't have a choice.
464
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,430
Foreman:
This might hurt a little.
465
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,557
Lie to me.
466
00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:44,187
Okay. It'll feel
like a gentle massage.
467
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:50,234
House is a lousy teacher.
468
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,905
You can't lie for beans.
469
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,657
Have you ever told
any really big ones?
470
00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:01,370
I might be messed up,
but I'm not that out of it.
471
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,209
Foreman: Strap his arm down.
472
00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:17,011
Am I going to be okay?
473
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:19,889
I hope so.
474
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:30,983
- I am selling my soul.
- Just a little piece.
475
00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,027
And you are getting
something in return.
476
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:36,781
I said I was selling it,
I didn't say I was giving it away.
477
00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:39,283
That would be
immoral and stupid.
478
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:41,577
All they've done
is add an antacid.
479
00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,347
- Does it work?
- Well, it's not the point.
480
00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:46,374
Of course it's the point.
He's not asking you to lie.
481
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,185
He's not asking you
to do something illegal.
482
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,919
He's not asking me
to do anything.
483
00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:51,170
He's not ordering you.
484
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:54,131
He gave you a choice.
You chose your staff.
485
00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:57,134
I know this isn't easy for you.
You'll suffer.
486
00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,762
Vicodin sales in Jersey
will triple.
487
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,139
But you are doing a good thing.
488
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:12,275
Only you could feel like crap
about doing something good.
489
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:15,027
Foreman: Kidney and liver
cysts are both benign,
490
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,029
and the lymph nodes
all came back clean.
491
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:20,116
His left armpit node
has antibodies for cd11.
492
00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:22,201
Well, not enough to
indicate lymphoma.
493
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:24,537
We never tested for
hairy cell leukemia.
494
00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,098
Wilson:
No, but we would have picked it up
495
00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:27,623
somewhere else
besides one lymph node.
496
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:30,126
And his spleen isn't enlarged.
497
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:31,586
Size isn't everything.
498
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,505
The spleen is the mother lode
for hairy cells.
499
00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:39,719
- Let's cut it open.
- You can't biopsy his spleen.
500
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,864
- It'll bleed like stink.
- In the senator's condition,
501
00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:44,682
a spleen biopsy could easily
cause sepsis and kill him.
502
00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,934
Why do you do this to me?
503
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,811
Now if! Kill him,
I can't tell the judge
504
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,330
I had no idea of
the risks involved.
505
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:51,582
Foreman: His brain is
turning into mush,
506
00:28:51,606 --> 00:28:53,816
and he's at risk for more infections.
We have to do it.
507
00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:56,110
See? That'll sound
much better in court.
508
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,987
Okay.
Go tell our human pincushion
509
00:28:58,112 --> 00:29:00,656
we'll be sticking him
one more time.
510
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:03,784
House: Cuddy.
511
00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:09,832
- Don't you hate doing this?
- Yeah.
512
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:27,183
What's up?
513
00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,063
You like me.
514
00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:36,776
Why?
515
00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,781
That's kind of a sad question.
516
00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:46,702
I'm just trying to figure out
what makes you tick.
517
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,454
I am not warm and fuzzy,
518
00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:51,499
and you are basically
a stuffed animal made by grandma.
519
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:54,293
I don't think
that's why you're asking.
520
00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,629
I think this is
because of the speech.
521
00:29:56,754 --> 00:29:58,339
God, don't try
and pick me apart.
522
00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:03,052
Then why are you asking?
What do you want to hear?
523
00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:24,949
Hey, senator.
524
00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:27,743
We need to do one more biopsy
on your spleen.
525
00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:34,375
I'll have to sign lefty.
My fingers aren't working.
526
00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:42,091
Foreman:
Have you been coughing a lot?
527
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:47,221
- Does it hurt?
- It's like I can't get air.
528
00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:50,933
Is it from the toxo?
529
00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:55,771
No. This... this is new.
530
00:30:57,398 --> 00:31:00,526
You don't need to sign.
We can't do the biopsy.
531
00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:12,079
Foreman: The senator's breathing
is severely impaired.
532
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,956
His 02 sat levels are at 89.
533
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:17,251
His silver stain indicates
pneumocystis carinii pneumonia.
534
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,463
Another killer fungus.
Consistent with hairy cell leukemia.
535
00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:23,632
Foreman: But we can't biopsy
his spleen. Respiratory distress.
536
00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:26,478
His platelets are 20 and dropping.
His blood won't clot worth a damn.
537
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,321
Cameron: There's gotta be
another way to diagnose hairy cell.
538
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:31,432
No. His bone marrow's indeterminate.
Spleen biopsy's the only way to go.
539
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,894
You know, when the inuit go fishing,
they don't look for fish.
540
00:31:41,776 --> 00:31:43,694
Why, Dr. House?
541
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:48,532
They look for the blue heron
because there's no way to see the fish.
542
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,868
But if there's fish,
there's gonna be birds fishing.
543
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:54,830
Now, if he's got hairy cell, what else
should we see circling overhead?
544
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,083
He should have all
sorts of weird viruses.
545
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,876
Htlv and atlv.
546
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:01,587
We can test for them.
Run the titers.
547
00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:06,550
House: These were your
brain waves at 2:45 am.
548
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:10,262
Now, here it comes. There's an abrupt
jump from slow-wave sleep.
549
00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:14,308
This indicates
partial sleep arousal.
550
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,686
Most common type is somnambulism.
Sleepwalking.
551
00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:20,231
That would explain
why I'm so tired when I wake up.
552
00:32:20,356 --> 00:32:23,025
Yes. And also why
you were pregnant.
553
00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,904
And the hickeys.
And the carpet burn.
554
00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:29,448
I had sex in my sleep?
555
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:32,118
Sexsomnia is
a documented disorder.
556
00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:35,079
You said your ex
lives downstairs.
557
00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,330
I'll kill him.
558
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,750
Okay. But he probably
didn't know that you were asleep.
559
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,128
Sexsomniacs can
act pretty normal.
560
00:32:42,253 --> 00:32:45,589
I'm gonna write you a prescription
for a low-dose antidepressant.
561
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,341
It'll let you sleep better.
562
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,760
If you wanna save
yourself the $15 co-pay,
563
00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:51,720
you could have sex
while you're awake.
564
00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:54,140
He's my ex. I...
565
00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:55,516
You live in the same building.
566
00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,893
You haven't had sex
with anyone else for a year.
567
00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:59,728
You sleepwalk
right into his arms.
568
00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:02,857
Call me crazy,
but I'm sensing unresolved issues.
569
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,655
Negative for htlv 1 and 2.
570
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:12,074
And negative for atlv
and everything else.
571
00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:14,201
It's not hairy cell.
572
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:18,205
Hey. You really
gonna give that speech?
573
00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:22,543
- You got an opinion, too?
- I'm a little surprised.
574
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,128
Frankly, I thought
you were too much
575
00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:26,672
of a self-absorbed ass
to do this for us.
576
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,549
You're welcome.
577
00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,342
He's positive for Epstein-barr.
578
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,137
So what? It doesn't
point to hairy cell.
579
00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:34,889
It's irrelevant.
580
00:33:49,028 --> 00:33:51,488
You didn't fall off the swings
when you were eight.
581
00:33:53,991 --> 00:33:55,284
- Six.
- Ever.
582
00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:00,331
- Give that back.
- We have to talk.
583
00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:04,627
You had an epileptic seizure.
That's how you bit your tongue.
584
00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:08,631
I haven't had
a seizure since I...
585
00:34:08,756 --> 00:34:11,425
What medication did you take?
586
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:14,887
No seizure since I was six.
587
00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:19,767
No drugs since I was 10.
588
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,185
Yeah, that's it.
589
00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,103
Don't worry about
what the question is.
590
00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:24,998
Don't worry that you're
starting to feel dizzy.
591
00:34:25,022 --> 00:34:26,774
Just stay on message.
592
00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:35,908
My mother used to call...
Call it...
593
00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:39,328
"Funny" something.
594
00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,121
- Phenytoin?
- Yes!
595
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,961
Okay, okay. You're okay.
596
00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:50,256
It's okay.
597
00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:55,928
Everybody lies.
598
00:34:57,346 --> 00:35:02,226
House: Senator Gary h. Wright
of New Jersey had childhood epilepsy.
599
00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:06,647
He took phenytoin. That drug,
with the Epstein-barr virus,
600
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:10,109
is associated with common variable
immunodeficiency disease.
601
00:35:10,234 --> 00:35:12,194
T cells down, b cells down.
602
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,988
Keeps you from
forming enough antibodies.
603
00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:16,865
See, the antibodies are basically
your defensive line.
604
00:35:17,408 --> 00:35:20,452
And your brain is
like the quarterback.
605
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:24,873
And then the fungi are like blitzing
linebackers plunging up the middle.
606
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,293
Your lungs are like...
607
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:29,479
Okay, you got two quarterbacks.
608
00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:30,503
Chase: Cvid?
609
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:34,300
That's a type of immunoglobulin
deficiency. I said that.
610
00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:37,469
Yeah, well, it was a stupid idea
when you said it.
611
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:38,954
Then he got
the respiratory problem
612
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:40,848
and he tested
positive for Epstein-barr.
613
00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:42,766
That's pretty much
a childhood disease.
614
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,561
That's another reason why chase's
suggestion was idiotic.
615
00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:48,355
He got it when he was a kid.
Didn't get any symptoms until now.
616
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,481
It happens.
617
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:53,319
It gets triggered by stress,
like public speaking.
618
00:35:53,444 --> 00:35:56,739
So you're basing your diagnosis
on a virus that's relatively common
619
00:35:56,864 --> 00:35:58,157
and a drug he took 30 years ago.
620
00:35:58,699 --> 00:36:01,910
Start the senator
on iv immunoglobulin, stat.
621
00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:04,204
If he gets better, I'm right.
If he dies, you're right.
622
00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:43,952
Dr. House?
623
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,002
- You faked that.
- No.
624
00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:55,005
House: Say "antiretroviral".
625
00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:55,964
Antiretroviral.
626
00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:58,092
Now, say it three times fast.
627
00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:00,052
We just got back
your latest blood results.
628
00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:02,971
Your white cells are up.
Your t cells are back over a hundred.
629
00:37:03,097 --> 00:37:04,457
Well, that's...
That's good, right?
630
00:37:04,515 --> 00:37:06,809
In a week? That's terrific.
631
00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:08,854
You'll need medication
for the rest of your life,
632
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:11,230
but other than that,
you're fine.
633
00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:13,023
Am I well enough
to run for president?
634
00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:14,858
Why not run for pope
while you're at it?
635
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:15,984
Foreman: Oh, come on.
636
00:37:16,110 --> 00:37:18,320
Kennedy had Addison's.
Fdr had polio.
637
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,131
Two of the best presidents
in the last hundred years.
638
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,866
If they were running today,
they wouldn't stand a chance.
639
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:26,203
So you figure you'd be surgeon general
if you didn't have the limp?
640
00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:29,248
No. There's things I can't do.
641
00:37:29,373 --> 00:37:33,544
And like you said,
I have to live with reality.
642
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,963
Well, then I'm running.
643
00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:36,964
Good for you.
644
00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:38,632
Now, don't get excited.
645
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:41,760
He's right. I... I won't win.
646
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,012
Then why run?
647
00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:48,767
Oh, I see. Your point being,
648
00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:53,063
the only way to make a difference
is to win every fight.
649
00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:00,863
But, hey, why listen to me?
650
00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:04,616
I own the company. I'm certainly
not to be trusted, right?
651
00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:08,245
Dr. Greg house,
on the other hand,
652
00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:13,500
has a reputation for integrity,
among other things.
653
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,587
Ladies and gentlemen,
Dr. Greg house.
654
00:38:35,856 --> 00:38:39,401
"Eastbrook pharrnaceuticals'
commitment to research excellence
655
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:41,528
is exemplified by
their new ace inhibitor,
656
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:42,797
a breakthrough medical approach
657
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,032
that will protect millions
from heart disease."
658
00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,462
That's not a speech.
659
00:38:59,421 --> 00:39:01,089
I thought it was pithy.
660
00:39:01,215 --> 00:39:04,009
You got enough for
a press release anyhow.
661
00:39:04,134 --> 00:39:06,220
Foreman or Cameron.
662
00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:19,191
A few things
I forgot to mention.
663
00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:23,654
Ed vogler is
a brilliant businessman,
664
00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:28,283
a brilliantjudge of people,
and a man who has never lost a fight.
665
00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:35,207
You know how I know
that the new ace inhibitor is good?
666
00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:37,042
'Cause the old one was good.
667
00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:40,170
The new one is really the same,
just more expensive.
668
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,756
A lot more expensive.
669
00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:46,260
You see, that's another example
of Ed's brilliance.
670
00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:48,720
Whenever one of his drugs
is about to lose its patent,
671
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:53,725
he has his boys and girls alter it just
a tiny bit, patent it all over again,
672
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,728
making not just
a pointless new pill,
673
00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,273
but millions and millions of dollars.
674
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:01,400
Which is good for everybody,
right?
675
00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:03,944
Except the patients.
But who cares?
676
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,113
They're just so damn sick.
677
00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:08,949
God obviously never
liked them anyway.
678
00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:11,994
From all the healthy
people in the room,
679
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:14,788
let's have a big
round of applause for ed vogler.
680
00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:27,801
I threw in a joke.
681
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,191
I'm sorry.
682
00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:28,153
I should've taken
an extra couple of Vicodin
683
00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:29,279
and just held my nose.
684
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:32,032
I'm guessing you did take
a couple extra Vicodin.
685
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:33,492
True.
686
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,373
You don't need to worry
about firing anyone.
687
00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:41,249
I'm leaving.
688
00:41:43,335 --> 00:41:44,461
Why?
689
00:41:49,758 --> 00:41:53,428
Is this another noble,
self-sacrificing gesture?
690
00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:55,874
Are you trying to
protect foreman?
691
00:41:57,057 --> 00:41:59,935
So this is just,
"don't fire me. I quit"?
692
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,521
I'm protecting myself.
693
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:09,152
You asked me why I like you.
694
00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:12,948
You're abrasive and rude.
695
00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:18,829
But I figured, everything you do,
you do it to help people.
696
00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,624
But I was wrong.
697
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,837
You do it because it's right.
698
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:52,946
There are only two ways
that I can deal with things.
699
00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:55,157
One is in my control.
700
00:42:58,869 --> 00:43:00,120
That's to leave.
701
00:43:07,169 --> 00:43:09,004
Goodbye, house.
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