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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:04,881 Senator Wright: And the only thing wrong... 2 00:00:05,006 --> 00:00:07,175 The only thing wrong with the American dream 3 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,969 is people, too many people, 4 00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:13,973 too many of us telling young people that the dream is dead. 5 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:17,351 They told me that when I was growing up in the slums of Trenton. 6 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,061 And they were wrong. 7 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:21,731 They told me that when I decided to run for senator 8 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:24,775 with only $58 in my savings account. 9 00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:28,529 And they were wrong and they are still telling me that now, 10 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:31,199 that I don't have a chance because I'm black, 11 00:00:31,324 --> 00:00:33,201 because I don't have the right nose, 12 00:00:33,326 --> 00:00:36,913 because I still only have $58 in my savings account. 13 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:50,718 With your help, we can keep that dream alive. 14 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:56,307 And in closing... 15 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:06,234 Just" 16 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,571 let me say... 17 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:15,076 Let me say that you should all donate the legal maximum 18 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:18,788 to the next president of the United States. 19 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,626 Are you okay? Do you need some water? 20 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,753 No. I'm fine, really. 21 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:32,468 Handsome guy like you, I bet you get 70% of the women. 22 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:33,719 Here's hoping. 23 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:36,472 Of course, it helps your wife died of cancer. 24 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,933 I'm sorry, but the sympathy vote's in your pocket. 25 00:01:39,058 --> 00:01:41,435 Yeah, I appreciate your support. 26 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,106 Listen, senator, my union has a hell of a war chest. 27 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:51,028 I've always been strong on the union. 28 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:54,282 The thing is, you always go on in your speeches about the workers 29 00:01:54,407 --> 00:01:57,159 in Indonesia, Cambodia, timbuktu. 30 00:01:57,285 --> 00:02:00,246 Because I think we have a... A moral... 31 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:01,872 My union members are hurting. 32 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:05,918 They don't care about moral this and moral that. Are you all right? 33 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,920 - Senator? - Hey! 34 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,714 Man 1: The guys are gonna love that. 35 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:15,845 Man 2: Everyone, give him some room. Give him room to breathe! 36 00:02:16,429 --> 00:02:18,222 Back off, please! 37 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:19,724 Senator, are you all right? 38 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,844 Vogler: The senator's suffering from nausea, 39 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,221 headache and mental confusion. 40 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:02,141 Bad Sushi is so hard to diagnose. 41 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:05,227 You're being childish. 42 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:08,064 Look, if his case is as trivial as you think, 43 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,107 it'll take you three minutes to diagnose. 44 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,210 Three minutes that I could spend sitting on the toilet 45 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,320 with the funny pages. 46 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:17,114 - You're mad at me. - Nope. 47 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:20,034 I never liked Cameron or foreman. 48 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:22,179 Do you know why I'm forcing you to fire one of them? 49 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:24,222 Because you need to prove to me that you're a team player. 50 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:27,917 Now, if you did that, you wouldn't need to go through this exercise. 51 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:31,796 Fine. I'll hold the senator's hair while he upchucks. 52 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:34,048 Oh, and by the way, 53 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:36,842 I need you to give a speech at the national cardiology conference 54 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,010 next week. 55 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,012 I don't do speeches. I'm shy. 56 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:44,475 Eastbrook pharmaceuticals has developed a new ace inhibitor. 57 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,227 I would like you to extol the virtues 58 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,521 of this breakthrough medication. 59 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:50,773 Eastbrook pharmaceuticals? 60 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,150 Wait a second, don't I own that company? 61 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,194 Oh, no, that's right. You do. 62 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:59,407 Viopril is a significant improvement over the old version. 63 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,033 All there in the study. 64 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,702 Well, I know its price tag is significantly improved. 65 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:08,416 You can either give one 10-minute talk and one 3-minute diagnosis, 66 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:11,043 or you can fire one of your pets. 67 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:17,716 My understanding was that you believed in rationality above all else. 68 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:26,600 Viopril. 69 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:30,563 Senator Wright: I appreciate your keeping the media away. 70 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:33,023 Foreman: We're keeping your staff away as well. 71 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:35,317 - Take it easy now. - I'm in the middle of a campaign. 72 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:38,779 The faster we can get you better, the faster you can get out of here. 73 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,489 Anyone else at the fundraiser get sick? 74 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,783 I don't think so. And I don't think that's it. 75 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,952 I mean, I've been under the weather for weeks. 76 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:48,080 You know, lots of traveling. I'm supposed to be in the Sudan next week. 77 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:50,374 0h! 78 00:04:53,169 --> 00:04:56,881 Helps me concentrate. Even better than drugs. 79 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,718 Open your mouth, please. 80 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,223 That's quite a scar. 81 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:09,685 When I was six, I fell off the swing and bit my tongue. 82 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,146 Couldn't talk right for the longest time. 83 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:13,397 Lots of teasing. 84 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:17,568 You know, it just made me fight harder, speak up for those who can't. 85 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,361 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 86 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:21,947 Tongues heal too fast. 87 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,950 Your political consultants have written you a nice story. 88 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,120 In a tight race, the lispers alone could put you over the top. 89 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:31,665 You a republican, or you just hate all politicians? 90 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,627 I just find being forced to sit through drivel annoying. 91 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:38,005 You find sincerity annoying? 92 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,007 You're a black kid from the ghetto 93 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:43,052 who made it to Yale law and the United States senate. 94 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,137 That's a sufficiently mythical story. 95 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:48,098 You don't need to lie about your tongue. 96 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,394 Must've missed it. 97 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,608 What's wrong? 98 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,075 What is it? 99 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,202 It's not the food. It's your brain. 100 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:10,371 Get an mri and a lumbar puncture. 101 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:12,164 Cancel your travel plans. 102 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,884 The senator's lp showed no sign of infection, 103 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,261 and the mri looks fairly clean. 104 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:29,181 I guess we can tell him he's fairly healthy and can go home. 105 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,433 Well, there is something in broca's area, 106 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:34,979 - but it's small, low intensity. - Most likely just background noise. 107 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:37,565 Care to bet your job on that? 108 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,149 What was that? 109 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:40,275 What was what? 110 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,443 You got annoyed. 111 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,571 That was clearly an annoyed face. 112 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:45,990 I get annoyed by glib remarks about our futures. 113 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:47,555 But last week you didn't get annoyed. 114 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:50,828 You made poopie in your pants. It's weird. 115 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:54,206 It's almost like now you know you have nothing to worry about. 116 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,125 Chase has nothing to worry about? 117 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,544 House: None of you has anything to worry about. 118 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,504 What happened? 119 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:04,800 Vogler saw the error of his ways and repented. 120 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,260 The lesion could be nothing. 121 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:08,887 Also, it could be a brain tumor or an infection. 122 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:11,140 There's only one way to find out which. 123 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,933 You want to cut into his brain? 124 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,143 Dangerous, I know. 125 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:17,104 Especially since he's a politician and his brain's all twisted. 126 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:20,107 But I weighed that against the risk of him stroking out before lunch. 127 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,859 Call surgery. Get it scheduled. 128 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,829 You're not pregnant. 129 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,331 Well, I told you that. 130 00:07:36,332 --> 00:07:38,652 But there's got to be some other reason I'm still spotting. 131 00:07:38,751 --> 00:07:41,295 Sure. You were pregnant. 132 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:44,590 Based on your hormone levels, you've had a miscarriage. 133 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:46,300 I haven't even been on a date. 134 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:47,593 Right. 135 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,598 And since it's physically impossible to have sex 136 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:50,947 without someone buying you dinner... 137 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:54,642 I haven't had sex since I split up with my husband. 138 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:55,893 That was almost a year ago. 139 00:07:56,018 --> 00:08:00,689 Fine. Have it your way. Immaculate conception. 140 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,400 What do I do? 141 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:04,693 Well, it's obvious. 142 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,738 Start a religion. 143 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,576 In my office. 144 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,123 Afternoon delight. 145 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,459 She just loves the hard wood. 146 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:26,882 You're not doing a brain biopsy based on a spot on an mri. 147 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,008 Where'd you get that? 148 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,052 Not on a United States senator. 149 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,303 Oh, just so I'm clear, 150 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,639 a janitor would be okay? Do you have a list? 151 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:37,434 A brain biopsy can cause permanent neurological damage. 152 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,199 Whereas tumors are really good for brains. 153 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:41,021 Make them grow big and strong. 154 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,774 - It's my call. - No, it's not. 155 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:46,443 So you're pulling rank on patient care? 156 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,903 It's not my call either. 157 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:49,613 It's up to you. 158 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,578 House: Either it's a tumor or it's an infection 159 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,175 that the lumbar puncture didn't pick up. 160 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,428 Either way, unless we treat it immediately, it could kill you. 161 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,539 Or it could be nothing. Reading brain mris is not an exact science. 162 00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:00,499 Well, what caused my symptoms? 163 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,126 Wow! Excellent question. 164 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,603 Many doctors wouldn't have gone there. 165 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:06,046 It could be a transient ischemic attack. 166 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:10,092 You could make the argument for watching carefully for the time being. 167 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,760 But you'd only make that argument 168 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,725 if you were an administrator covering your ass. 169 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,432 - That's absurd and insulting. - Insulting, yes. 170 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,350 What would the voters think? 171 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:22,104 If they find out I've had a brain biopsy? 172 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,234 This could leave you brain damaged, 173 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,445 and you're worried about Nascar dads? 174 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,257 It's not a brain tumor. 175 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:53,051 It's not a bacterial infection either. 176 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:55,679 So you biopsied his brain for nothing? 177 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:58,474 If that were true, would Dr. Wilson's mouth 178 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,893 be contorted into that ugly shape? 179 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:05,022 It's toxoplasmosis. 180 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,024 You sure? 181 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,403 Which means the great black hope has full-blown aids. 182 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:17,075 They're gonna love that in dubuque. 183 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:24,500 Toxoplasmosis is a fairly common fungus you can get 184 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,586 from eating under-cooked meat or touching cat feces. 185 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:30,047 In rare cases, the fungi travel up the bloodstream 186 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:34,134 and latch onto the brain, causing a lesion or inflammation. 187 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,637 So, what's the prognosis? 188 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:42,100 Toxo usually responds to treatment, 189 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:44,061 but it only causes a lesion in your brain 190 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:47,731 if your immune system is extremely weak to begin with. 191 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,569 Senator, I'm afraid you have aids. 192 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:57,950 - As I'm sure... - No! 193 00:10:58,075 --> 00:11:00,953 As I'm sure you know, people with HIV can live a long time. 194 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,830 What else could do this to me? 195 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:05,040 Theoretically, certain cancers. 196 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,335 If you have toxo in your brain, you have aids. 197 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:13,465 I do not have aids. 198 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:17,261 I don't shoot up drugs. 199 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:21,014 I don't sleep with... 200 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,976 This is very bad news. I get that and I sympathize. 201 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,061 But we gotta speed through the denial phase 202 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,438 because you need antiretrovirals and you need them fast. 203 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:36,113 You haven't even tested me for HIV! 204 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,072 We will. 205 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,992 But the toxo drugs are gonna piss off your fungi. 206 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,119 And when fungi get pissed... 207 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:46,123 I am not going to take the pills. 208 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,500 You're afraid word will leak out. 209 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,296 Trust me. You're not gonna be president either way. 210 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:55,716 They don't call it the white house because of the paint job. 211 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,135 Here's what you're gonna do. 212 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:02,806 You're gonna give me the drugs for the toxo only. 213 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:07,394 You're going to test me for HIV under a false name. 214 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,688 You are going to test me for cancer 215 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:12,691 and anything else that could have done this to me. 216 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:16,278 If I have cancer, I will deal with it. 217 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:24,202 But I do not have aids. 218 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,082 "Eastbrook pharmaceuticals are pleased to announce 219 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,792 that Dr. Gregory house will present 220 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:34,338 the latest research on our exciting new ace inhibitor." 221 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,799 You're making that up. That's vogler's company. 222 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,009 Press release. 223 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:43,096 "During an address at the north American cardiology conference." 224 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,184 House never gives speeches. 225 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,061 But when I really believe in something... 226 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:52,272 Gosh dang it, I got a chance to make a difference here. 227 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,275 You made a deal with vogler? 228 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,070 It's all the rage. Everybody's doing it. 229 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,948 So, what's the deal? 230 00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:04,076 You get to keep all of us if you flog his products? 231 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,702 One speech. No biggie. 232 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:10,123 Foreman's doing a bone marrow biopsy to check for cancer. 233 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,292 Cancer? The senator's got aids. 234 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,544 Cancer sounds better in a press release. 235 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,381 I need you guys to rush the Elisa test for HIV. 236 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:18,966 Thank you. 237 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,093 For the speech. 238 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,929 When I said "rush", I meant, you know, fast. 239 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,098 "Stat's" the word you doctors use, right? 240 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:28,600 - I know it's hard for you. - Double stat? 241 00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,399 Foreman: This may sting a little. 242 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:40,070 - Sorry. - It wasn't the shot. 243 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:43,657 It's... my head's killing me. 244 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,368 You know, senator, we don't have to do this now. 245 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,662 We can hold off till your HIV test comes back. 246 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,582 Because you figure it's gonna come back positive. 247 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,875 In my experience... 248 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,002 Patients lie, 249 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:58,755 politicians lie more, and black politicians... 250 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:02,175 I don't think black politicians lie more than white politicians. 251 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,885 We lie less. 252 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,722 You figure we're morally superior? 253 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,640 I've got my theories. 254 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:13,020 No, we just can't get away with it. 255 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:19,276 No one's gonna give us the benefit of the doubt. 256 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,279 No one's gonna cut us a second chance. 257 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:26,825 And when it happens, it's not just a bad politician. 258 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,286 It's a bad role model. 259 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:32,205 It's a dis... 260 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:36,293 Discredit to the race. 261 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,097 You ready? 262 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,390 Yeah. 263 00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,183 Yeah. 264 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,104 Take a deep breath. 265 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,950 Dr. House, I just wanted... 266 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,076 You're welcome, again. 267 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,345 I want you to know how much... 268 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,622 Got it. You're grateful. 269 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,583 Apparently you seem to think it will mean a lot to me to know that. 270 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,252 Do you know why people pray to god? 271 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,521 Ithoughtyou didn't believe in god. 272 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,545 Idont. 273 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,216 Well, then you better be making a very good point. 274 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,985 Do you think they pray to him and praise him 275 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,809 because they want him to know how great he is? 276 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,387 God already knows that. 277 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,600 Are you comparing me to god? 278 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:37,938 I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree. 279 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,817 I thank you because it means something to me 280 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,821 to be grateful for what I receive. 281 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,704 You are the most naive atheist I've ever met. 282 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,707 Dr. House, you have a patient in room 1. 283 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,334 Thank god. 284 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:06,299 People pray so that god won't crush them like bugs. 285 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:11,513 I'm not gonna crush you. 286 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,162 Woman: Petechial bruising? I don't know if I pronounced that right. 287 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,856 Gosh, the Internet is such a wonderful tool. 288 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:24,442 - It could be leukemia. - Definitely possible. 289 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:27,070 The more likely diagnosis is hickey. 290 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,698 Well, it can't be a hickey. 291 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,284 Why is everybody so ashamed of sex all of a sudden? 292 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,619 I'm not having sex. 293 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,080 I've barely even thought about sex since my marriage. 294 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,208 I say you're having sex, you say you're not. 295 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,253 Either you're lying or I'm wrong. 296 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,172 Or there's some middle ground. 297 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,506 You mean, like, oral? 298 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,551 I mean, you're having sex without knowing it. 299 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,095 I'm testing you for booze, drugs and ghb. 300 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,682 I don't drink... what's ghb? 301 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,976 The date-rape drug. 302 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,163 House: It's positive. 303 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:34,137 Your t cell count is eight, 304 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,097 which means there's a good chance you'll die. 305 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:42,938 I'm telling you this because we need to contact your sexual partners. 306 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,941 I've only had two girlfriends. Two. 307 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,777 After my wife died. 308 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,321 I used condoms. 309 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,740 You know the chances of you getting HIV 310 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,451 from heterosexual sex with a condom? 311 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,161 Yes. 312 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,247 Someday there will be a black president. 313 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:02,582 Someday there will be a gay president. 314 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,834 Maybe there'll even be a gay, black president. 315 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:10,131 But one combination I do not see happening is gay, black and dead. 316 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,592 You need to stop lying to me. 317 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,636 It must be miserable, 318 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,471 always assuming the worst in people. 319 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,223 Cut the crap. You're dying. 320 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:21,726 And you're clever, you're witty and you are a coward. 321 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,561 You're scared of taking chances. 322 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,188 I take chances all the time. 323 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,606 It's one of my worst qualities. 324 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,191 On people? 325 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,990 Wanting to believe the best about people doesn't make it true. 326 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,717 Being afraid to believe it doesn't make it false. 327 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,719 Well, that's very moving. It's a shame I don't vote. 328 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,621 No, no, no. This is who I am. 329 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,998 I believe in people. 330 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,376 I'm not hiply cynical, and I don't make easy, snide remarks. 331 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,920 I would rather think that people are good 332 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,131 and be disappointed once and again. 333 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,442 I need to draw some more blood. 334 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,810 Nurse! 335 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,897 The antiretrovirals aren't working. 336 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,982 That's not surprising. 337 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,468 He's just gonna keep getting worse. You realize that, right? 338 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,946 Why are you spying on my case? 339 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,240 Why are you giving that speech next week? 340 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,966 We're both just doing what we have to do. 341 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,494 You don't see a problem with that? 342 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,496 Checking in on a patient? 343 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,998 Yeah, wow. How do I look myself in the mirror? 344 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:10,043 You're not being asked to perpetrate a fraud on the American people. 345 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,169 It's a 10-minute speech. 346 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,534 That I've been ordered to give. 347 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,631 - Vogler's drug works. - Don't care. 348 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,258 Why do you have to make everything so dramatic? 349 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,178 'Cause I'm a very high-strung little lap dog. 350 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,733 Uh-uh. No pills. 351 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,276 What's going on? 352 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,947 The antiretrovirals aren't working. 353 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,072 Why not? 354 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,284 Because you don't have aids. 355 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,331 The first test was a false positive. 356 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,042 Happens one time in every 5,000. 357 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,294 You ran a second test? 358 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,255 Yeah. 359 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,380 Yeah. 360 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,384 You're still dying. 361 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,889 The only difference is, now we don't know why. 362 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,880 He's continuing to lose control of the muscles on his right side. 363 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:23,032 His brain is getting foggier and his t cells are still in single digits. 364 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:26,161 - Why are we doing this here? - So cuddy can't find us. 365 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,371 Unless we figure out the underlying disease, 366 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,248 this guy's lied to his last constituent. 367 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,375 False negative on the pcr aids test? 368 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,751 Ran it twice. 369 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,670 Immunoglobulin deficiency? 370 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,155 No history of respiratory problems. 371 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,299 Idiopathic t cell deficiency. 372 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,384 "Idiopathic" from the Latin meaning "we're idiots" 373 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,970 'cause we can't figure out what's causing it. 374 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,558 - Give him a whole body scan. - You hate whole body scans. 375 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,143 Because they're useless. 376 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,686 Could probably scan every one of us 377 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,147 and find five different doodads that look like cancer. 378 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,567 But when you're fourth down and a hundred to go in the snow, 379 00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,695 you don't call a running play up the middle, unless you're the jets. 380 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,450 I hate sports metaphors. 381 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,702 Why did you order the second aids test? 382 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:08,912 Standard procedure. 383 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,581 Oh, well, that's you, Mr. Standard procedure. 384 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,875 You suspected the first test was a false positive? 385 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,460 I knew he was going to Africa, 386 00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,712 and I figured he was vaccinated for hep a and b. 387 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,214 That could cause a false positive. 388 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,525 Yeah, but you knew that before you ordered the first test. 389 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,384 - What changed? - I should have ordered both. 390 00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:26,387 You were sure he had aids. 391 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,140 Then you talked to him, then you had doubts. 392 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,558 What did he say? 393 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:34,354 He said he had not engaged in any risky behavior. 394 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,359 - And you believed him. - He didn't have any reason to lie. 395 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,737 Everybody lies, except politicians? 396 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,406 House, I believe you're a romantic. 397 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,117 You didn't just believe him, you believed in him. 398 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:50,995 Do you want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry? 399 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,998 Dr. Cameron's getting to you. 400 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,143 Well, I guess you can't be around that much niceness 401 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,252 and not get any on you. 402 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,896 Is that why you haven't put the moves on her? 403 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,131 What makes you think I haven't put the moves on her? 404 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,971 Boy! You're in trouble. 405 00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:21,234 You have restored my faith in the human race. 406 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,613 - You're lying. - No. I'm not lying. 407 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:29,701 Just got your results back. No ghb, no nothing. 408 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,078 It means you're having sex and you're lying about it. 409 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:35,206 No. And I have a new symptom. 410 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:39,127 I have a rash on my butt. 411 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:44,465 Do you wanna... yeah. 412 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,473 What is it? 413 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:56,519 - It's a carpet burn. - No. It can't be. 414 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,479 Doctor, I love sex. 415 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:01,816 I miss it. I haven't had any in over a year. 416 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,861 Well, you managed to keep this appointment, 417 00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:07,322 so you have no short-term memory problem. 418 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:09,407 Multiple personalities? 419 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,242 Do you find yourself losing chunks of time? 420 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,494 Do you wake up and you don't remember falling asleep? 421 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,873 No. I just wake up really exhausted. 422 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:20,168 - Something upsetting you? - No. 423 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,214 My ex lives in the apartment downstairs. 424 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:26,841 He's always calling me, 425 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,366 always wanting to get back together, 426 00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:29,927 complaining about mixed signals. 427 00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:33,181 "Get out of my life." How much clearer can you get? 428 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:37,018 We have a sleep lab in the basement. 429 00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:41,648 If nothing else, it will get you away from your ex for a night. 430 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,206 Slightly enlarged lymph node in his left armpit. 431 00:24:58,331 --> 00:24:59,165 How slightly? 432 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,290 Wilson: Quarter mil. 433 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,085 - Lymphoma? - Sure. 434 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,004 Or he's had a cold in the last six months. 435 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,048 What, you got her on speed dial? 436 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,509 I just follow the scent of arrogance. 437 00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:11,552 Chase: Another slightly enlarged node over here. 438 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,263 Two more in his neck and one in his groin. 439 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,182 And there's a cyst in his liver. 440 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:18,518 Cameron: It looks complex. Central necrosis? 441 00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:21,020 House: Spontaneous bleeding. It's benign. 442 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:23,064 I was rooting for a really cool tumor. 443 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,857 Instead, we're stuck with this crap. 444 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:27,610 Doesn't matter. Once you find them, you gotta check them. 445 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,529 Knock yourselves out. 446 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:33,074 I just saw senator Wright. He looks like hell. 447 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:36,869 That Sushi must've been a lot worse than you thought. 448 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:39,872 Mr. Vogler, would you like a free whole body scan? 449 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,083 A man of your stature should get himself checked 450 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,876 at least three times a year. 451 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:47,380 Here's a few key points I want you to cover during your speech. 452 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,717 House: Fourteen pages. 453 00:25:50,842 --> 00:25:54,220 The audience will be comatose by paragraph two. 454 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:55,888 Throw in a joke. 455 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:03,104 Dr. Chase, we need to talk. 456 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,025 House: How do you see this ending? 457 00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:09,569 What ending? 458 00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:11,821 I can't fire you, so you have no reason to fear me, 459 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:14,866 and, therefore, no reason to lie to me. 460 00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:16,868 You told cuddy where I was. 461 00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:18,786 You told vogler what I was doing. 462 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:27,920 - Yeah. - So how can I work with you? 463 00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:32,467 Well, you don't have a choice. 464 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,430 Foreman: This might hurt a little. 465 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,557 Lie to me. 466 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:44,187 Okay. It'll feel like a gentle massage. 467 00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:50,234 House is a lousy teacher. 468 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,905 You can't lie for beans. 469 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,657 Have you ever told any really big ones? 470 00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:01,370 I might be messed up, but I'm not that out of it. 471 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,209 Foreman: Strap his arm down. 472 00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:17,011 Am I going to be okay? 473 00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:19,889 I hope so. 474 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:30,983 - I am selling my soul. - Just a little piece. 475 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,027 And you are getting something in return. 476 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:36,781 I said I was selling it, I didn't say I was giving it away. 477 00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:39,283 That would be immoral and stupid. 478 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:41,577 All they've done is add an antacid. 479 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,347 - Does it work? - Well, it's not the point. 480 00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:46,374 Of course it's the point. He's not asking you to lie. 481 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,185 He's not asking you to do something illegal. 482 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,919 He's not asking me to do anything. 483 00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:51,170 He's not ordering you. 484 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:54,131 He gave you a choice. You chose your staff. 485 00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:57,134 I know this isn't easy for you. You'll suffer. 486 00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,762 Vicodin sales in Jersey will triple. 487 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,139 But you are doing a good thing. 488 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:12,275 Only you could feel like crap about doing something good. 489 00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:15,027 Foreman: Kidney and liver cysts are both benign, 490 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,029 and the lymph nodes all came back clean. 491 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:20,116 His left armpit node has antibodies for cd11. 492 00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:22,201 Well, not enough to indicate lymphoma. 493 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:24,537 We never tested for hairy cell leukemia. 494 00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,098 Wilson: No, but we would have picked it up 495 00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:27,623 somewhere else besides one lymph node. 496 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:30,126 And his spleen isn't enlarged. 497 00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:31,586 Size isn't everything. 498 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,505 The spleen is the mother lode for hairy cells. 499 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:39,719 - Let's cut it open. - You can't biopsy his spleen. 500 00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,864 - It'll bleed like stink. - In the senator's condition, 501 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:44,682 a spleen biopsy could easily cause sepsis and kill him. 502 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,934 Why do you do this to me? 503 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,811 Now if! Kill him, I can't tell the judge 504 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,330 I had no idea of the risks involved. 505 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:51,582 Foreman: His brain is turning into mush, 506 00:28:51,606 --> 00:28:53,816 and he's at risk for more infections. We have to do it. 507 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:56,110 See? That'll sound much better in court. 508 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,987 Okay. Go tell our human pincushion 509 00:28:58,112 --> 00:29:00,656 we'll be sticking him one more time. 510 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:03,784 House: Cuddy. 511 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:09,832 - Don't you hate doing this? - Yeah. 512 00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:27,183 What's up? 513 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,063 You like me. 514 00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:36,776 Why? 515 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,781 That's kind of a sad question. 516 00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:46,702 I'm just trying to figure out what makes you tick. 517 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,454 I am not warm and fuzzy, 518 00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:51,499 and you are basically a stuffed animal made by grandma. 519 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:54,293 I don't think that's why you're asking. 520 00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,629 I think this is because of the speech. 521 00:29:56,754 --> 00:29:58,339 God, don't try and pick me apart. 522 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:03,052 Then why are you asking? What do you want to hear? 523 00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:24,949 Hey, senator. 524 00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:27,743 We need to do one more biopsy on your spleen. 525 00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:34,375 I'll have to sign lefty. My fingers aren't working. 526 00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:42,091 Foreman: Have you been coughing a lot? 527 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:47,221 - Does it hurt? - It's like I can't get air. 528 00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:50,933 Is it from the toxo? 529 00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:55,771 No. This... this is new. 530 00:30:57,398 --> 00:31:00,526 You don't need to sign. We can't do the biopsy. 531 00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:12,079 Foreman: The senator's breathing is severely impaired. 532 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,956 His 02 sat levels are at 89. 533 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:17,251 His silver stain indicates pneumocystis carinii pneumonia. 534 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,463 Another killer fungus. Consistent with hairy cell leukemia. 535 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:23,632 Foreman: But we can't biopsy his spleen. Respiratory distress. 536 00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:26,478 His platelets are 20 and dropping. His blood won't clot worth a damn. 537 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,321 Cameron: There's gotta be another way to diagnose hairy cell. 538 00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:31,432 No. His bone marrow's indeterminate. Spleen biopsy's the only way to go. 539 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,894 You know, when the inuit go fishing, they don't look for fish. 540 00:31:41,776 --> 00:31:43,694 Why, Dr. House? 541 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:48,532 They look for the blue heron because there's no way to see the fish. 542 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,868 But if there's fish, there's gonna be birds fishing. 543 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:54,830 Now, if he's got hairy cell, what else should we see circling overhead? 544 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,083 He should have all sorts of weird viruses. 545 00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,876 Htlv and atlv. 546 00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:01,587 We can test for them. Run the titers. 547 00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:06,550 House: These were your brain waves at 2:45 am. 548 00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:10,262 Now, here it comes. There's an abrupt jump from slow-wave sleep. 549 00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:14,308 This indicates partial sleep arousal. 550 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,686 Most common type is somnambulism. Sleepwalking. 551 00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:20,231 That would explain why I'm so tired when I wake up. 552 00:32:20,356 --> 00:32:23,025 Yes. And also why you were pregnant. 553 00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,904 And the hickeys. And the carpet burn. 554 00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:29,448 I had sex in my sleep? 555 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:32,118 Sexsomnia is a documented disorder. 556 00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:35,079 You said your ex lives downstairs. 557 00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,330 I'll kill him. 558 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,750 Okay. But he probably didn't know that you were asleep. 559 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,128 Sexsomniacs can act pretty normal. 560 00:32:42,253 --> 00:32:45,589 I'm gonna write you a prescription for a low-dose antidepressant. 561 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,341 It'll let you sleep better. 562 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,760 If you wanna save yourself the $15 co-pay, 563 00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:51,720 you could have sex while you're awake. 564 00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:54,140 He's my ex. I... 565 00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:55,516 You live in the same building. 566 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,893 You haven't had sex with anyone else for a year. 567 00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:59,728 You sleepwalk right into his arms. 568 00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:02,857 Call me crazy, but I'm sensing unresolved issues. 569 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,655 Negative for htlv 1 and 2. 570 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:12,074 And negative for atlv and everything else. 571 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:14,201 It's not hairy cell. 572 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:18,205 Hey. You really gonna give that speech? 573 00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:22,543 - You got an opinion, too? - I'm a little surprised. 574 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,128 Frankly, I thought you were too much 575 00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:26,672 of a self-absorbed ass to do this for us. 576 00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,549 You're welcome. 577 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,342 He's positive for Epstein-barr. 578 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,137 So what? It doesn't point to hairy cell. 579 00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:34,889 It's irrelevant. 580 00:33:49,028 --> 00:33:51,488 You didn't fall off the swings when you were eight. 581 00:33:53,991 --> 00:33:55,284 - Six. - Ever. 582 00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:00,331 - Give that back. - We have to talk. 583 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:04,627 You had an epileptic seizure. That's how you bit your tongue. 584 00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:08,631 I haven't had a seizure since I... 585 00:34:08,756 --> 00:34:11,425 What medication did you take? 586 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:14,887 No seizure since I was six. 587 00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:19,767 No drugs since I was 10. 588 00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,185 Yeah, that's it. 589 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,103 Don't worry about what the question is. 590 00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:24,998 Don't worry that you're starting to feel dizzy. 591 00:34:25,022 --> 00:34:26,774 Just stay on message. 592 00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:35,908 My mother used to call... Call it... 593 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:39,328 "Funny" something. 594 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,121 - Phenytoin? - Yes! 595 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,961 Okay, okay. You're okay. 596 00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:50,256 It's okay. 597 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:55,928 Everybody lies. 598 00:34:57,346 --> 00:35:02,226 House: Senator Gary h. Wright of New Jersey had childhood epilepsy. 599 00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:06,647 He took phenytoin. That drug, with the Epstein-barr virus, 600 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:10,109 is associated with common variable immunodeficiency disease. 601 00:35:10,234 --> 00:35:12,194 T cells down, b cells down. 602 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,988 Keeps you from forming enough antibodies. 603 00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:16,865 See, the antibodies are basically your defensive line. 604 00:35:17,408 --> 00:35:20,452 And your brain is like the quarterback. 605 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:24,873 And then the fungi are like blitzing linebackers plunging up the middle. 606 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,293 Your lungs are like... 607 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:29,479 Okay, you got two quarterbacks. 608 00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:30,503 Chase: Cvid? 609 00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:34,300 That's a type of immunoglobulin deficiency. I said that. 610 00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:37,469 Yeah, well, it was a stupid idea when you said it. 611 00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:38,954 Then he got the respiratory problem 612 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:40,848 and he tested positive for Epstein-barr. 613 00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:42,766 That's pretty much a childhood disease. 614 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,561 That's another reason why chase's suggestion was idiotic. 615 00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:48,355 He got it when he was a kid. Didn't get any symptoms until now. 616 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,481 It happens. 617 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:53,319 It gets triggered by stress, like public speaking. 618 00:35:53,444 --> 00:35:56,739 So you're basing your diagnosis on a virus that's relatively common 619 00:35:56,864 --> 00:35:58,157 and a drug he took 30 years ago. 620 00:35:58,699 --> 00:36:01,910 Start the senator on iv immunoglobulin, stat. 621 00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:04,204 If he gets better, I'm right. If he dies, you're right. 622 00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:43,952 Dr. House? 623 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,002 - You faked that. - No. 624 00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:55,005 House: Say "antiretroviral". 625 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:55,964 Antiretroviral. 626 00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:58,092 Now, say it three times fast. 627 00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:00,052 We just got back your latest blood results. 628 00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:02,971 Your white cells are up. Your t cells are back over a hundred. 629 00:37:03,097 --> 00:37:04,457 Well, that's... That's good, right? 630 00:37:04,515 --> 00:37:06,809 In a week? That's terrific. 631 00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:08,854 You'll need medication for the rest of your life, 632 00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:11,230 but other than that, you're fine. 633 00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:13,023 Am I well enough to run for president? 634 00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:14,858 Why not run for pope while you're at it? 635 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:15,984 Foreman: Oh, come on. 636 00:37:16,110 --> 00:37:18,320 Kennedy had Addison's. Fdr had polio. 637 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,131 Two of the best presidents in the last hundred years. 638 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,866 If they were running today, they wouldn't stand a chance. 639 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:26,203 So you figure you'd be surgeon general if you didn't have the limp? 640 00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:29,248 No. There's things I can't do. 641 00:37:29,373 --> 00:37:33,544 And like you said, I have to live with reality. 642 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,963 Well, then I'm running. 643 00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:36,964 Good for you. 644 00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:38,632 Now, don't get excited. 645 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:41,760 He's right. I... I won't win. 646 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,012 Then why run? 647 00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:48,767 Oh, I see. Your point being, 648 00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:53,063 the only way to make a difference is to win every fight. 649 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:00,863 But, hey, why listen to me? 650 00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:04,616 I own the company. I'm certainly not to be trusted, right? 651 00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:08,245 Dr. Greg house, on the other hand, 652 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:13,500 has a reputation for integrity, among other things. 653 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,587 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Greg house. 654 00:38:35,856 --> 00:38:39,401 "Eastbrook pharrnaceuticals' commitment to research excellence 655 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:41,528 is exemplified by their new ace inhibitor, 656 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:42,797 a breakthrough medical approach 657 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,032 that will protect millions from heart disease." 658 00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,462 That's not a speech. 659 00:38:59,421 --> 00:39:01,089 I thought it was pithy. 660 00:39:01,215 --> 00:39:04,009 You got enough for a press release anyhow. 661 00:39:04,134 --> 00:39:06,220 Foreman or Cameron. 662 00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:19,191 A few things I forgot to mention. 663 00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:23,654 Ed vogler is a brilliant businessman, 664 00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:28,283 a brilliantjudge of people, and a man who has never lost a fight. 665 00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:35,207 You know how I know that the new ace inhibitor is good? 666 00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:37,042 'Cause the old one was good. 667 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:40,170 The new one is really the same, just more expensive. 668 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,756 A lot more expensive. 669 00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:46,260 You see, that's another example of Ed's brilliance. 670 00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:48,720 Whenever one of his drugs is about to lose its patent, 671 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:53,725 he has his boys and girls alter it just a tiny bit, patent it all over again, 672 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,728 making not just a pointless new pill, 673 00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,273 but millions and millions of dollars. 674 00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:01,400 Which is good for everybody, right? 675 00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:03,944 Except the patients. But who cares? 676 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,113 They're just so damn sick. 677 00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:08,949 God obviously never liked them anyway. 678 00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:11,994 From all the healthy people in the room, 679 00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:14,788 let's have a big round of applause for ed vogler. 680 00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:27,801 I threw in a joke. 681 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,191 I'm sorry. 682 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:28,153 I should've taken an extra couple of Vicodin 683 00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:29,279 and just held my nose. 684 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:32,032 I'm guessing you did take a couple extra Vicodin. 685 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:33,492 True. 686 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,373 You don't need to worry about firing anyone. 687 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:41,249 I'm leaving. 688 00:41:43,335 --> 00:41:44,461 Why? 689 00:41:49,758 --> 00:41:53,428 Is this another noble, self-sacrificing gesture? 690 00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:55,874 Are you trying to protect foreman? 691 00:41:57,057 --> 00:41:59,935 So this is just, "don't fire me. I quit"? 692 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,521 I'm protecting myself. 693 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:09,152 You asked me why I like you. 694 00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:12,948 You're abrasive and rude. 695 00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:18,829 But I figured, everything you do, you do it to help people. 696 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,624 But I was wrong. 697 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,837 You do it because it's right. 698 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:52,946 There are only two ways that I can deal with things. 699 00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:55,157 One is in my control. 700 00:42:58,869 --> 00:43:00,120 That's to leave. 701 00:43:07,169 --> 00:43:09,004 Goodbye, house. 51644

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