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The TV show you're searching for
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cannot be streamed
in your reality.
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Please stand by
for reconnection.
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From the darkest depths
of cyberspace,
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there is another world.
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A lost dimension,
home to wonders unseen,
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terrors unspeakable.
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Stories unlike any
ever told until now.
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Dimension 404.
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So, what do you do?
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Huh?
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What do you do?
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I kinda run this music blog.
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Huh, and where are you from?
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Well, originally I'm from Maine.
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Huh, and where do you live now?
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Right here, in Brooklyn.
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So, what do you do?
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I don't like to talk about work.
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Look, I hate these things, too.
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You know, I feel like
everyone in the room
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can tell that we're
on a first date.
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No one's paying attention.
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So, if you could be any animal,
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what animal would you be?
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This isn't going
very well, is it?
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Yeah, no, this is over.
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You can go.
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Good luck out there.
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Some romances last a lifetime,
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but most don't make it past
the first cup of coffee.
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Still, don't feel too bad
for our lonely lovebird Adam.
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Thanks to the magic
of ones and zeroes,
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he's about to meet
his one and only.
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Her name's Amanda.
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She likes craft
beer, good music,
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and she lives on
the Lower East Side
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of Dimension 404.
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Well, it's official.
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I'm gonna die alone.
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What?
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Don't say that.
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Greg, I've looked, flirted,
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and met-cute half of
the women in Brooklyn,
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and I'm honestly
starting to think
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that my soul mate doesn't exist.
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You know, she's like
a myth, like Bigfoot.
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Dude, she exists,
she's out there.
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Just like Bigfoot.
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Wow, I need a beer.
- You're out of beer.
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Look, man, you just
gotta broaden your horizons.
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Stop meeting weird
randos on the street
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and start meeting them online.
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Online, online dating?
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Yeah.
- No!
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Look, I don't want
some algorithm
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telling me who to hook
up with, all right?
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I just want to meet
a cute girl, you know,
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with a cute little
red streak in her hair
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and a tattoo of a bird
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while we're both reaching
for the same Talking Heads LP.
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There are 413 eligible women
that are Talking Heads fans
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within a two-mile radius
of this apartment.
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Wait, really;
what is that?
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Make-A-Match, bro,
everybody's on it.
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Why are you on it,
aren't you with Charlene?
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I'm not on it, you are.
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I made you a profile.
- What, when?
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Last night when I
drank all your beer.
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Greg!
- Come on, man.
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Look at all of these women.
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What do you have to lose?
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All right, fine.
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But seriously, stop
drinking all my beer.
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No promises.
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I can't afford it,
you can, so I drink it.
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We met on Make-A-Match.
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Make-A-Match
helped me find exactly
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what I've been
looking for all my life.
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Their personality profile
truly reached deeper
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than the other sites.
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It's magic, I don't
know how they do it.
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At Make-A-Match, we believe
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there's someone out
there for everyone.
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Sign up today and we'll find
your 100 percent perfect match
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guaranteed.
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Welcome to love.
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Welcome to Make-A-Match.
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Amanda.
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She's a med student,
she likes hanging out.
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I mean, she's cute.
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Favorite band: The Pixies.
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That's a start.
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Yeah, but still, I mean...
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this is my 100 percent match?
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Where's her bird tattoo?
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My God, she winked you.
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She what?
- She checked you out
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and she likes what she sees.
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Just ask her out already.
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God, you know, this--
this-- this is too weird.
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I can't do it, I'm out, no.
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Dude, you are going
on a date with this girl
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if I have to pump you
full of benzodiazepine
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and drag you there myself.
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Fine, but only because
I am desperately lonely.
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That's the spirit!
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♪ Say you don't like your life ♪
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♪ Well I've got mine,
yeah, what about mine ♪
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♪ Say you don't like your life ♪
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♪ Well, I don't really care
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'cause I don't want
to hear about it ♪
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♪ Don't want to hear about it ♪
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♪ I don't want
to hear about it ♪
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Hi, Amanda?
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Adam, hi.
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Hi.
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♪ I don't want
to hear about it ♪
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Um, I got us two Handlebars,
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is that okay?
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Yeah, actually, that's my--
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that's my favorite beer.
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Mine, too.
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I'm sorry, did,
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did you change hair?
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Yeah, I, sorry, I just dyed it.
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I guess I should've updated my--
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No, no, it's-- it's okay.
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I-I like it.
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Good, yeah,
I thought it was time
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to just mix up my look,
plus it goes with Charlie.
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Charlie?
- Charlie.
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♪ Don't want to hear about it ♪
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♪ I don't want
to hear about it ♪
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♪ Don't want to hear about it ♪
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♪ I don't want
to hear about it ♪
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All right, well, the Pixies,
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Neutral Milk Hotel,
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well, Hall & Oates
because, I mean, duh, right?
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And, um...
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well, have you ever heard
of a guy named Ben Branson?
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A.k.a. my childhood crush
from age 14 till now.
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What, shut up!
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No, I-I went, I saw him
at Great Woods in 2001,
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and I basically went
through puberty on the spot.
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Wait, wait, wait, are you--
are you being serious?
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'Cause I was literally
at that same show.
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No.
- Yeah.
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I snuck out with my cousin,
got grounded for three weeks,
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completely worth it
'cause the double encore?
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Yeah, and them closing with...
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Tokyo Heartache.
- Tokyo Heartache.
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You know, I've been told
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I bear a, um, a striking
resemblance to Ben Branson.
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I mean, I wouldn't say striking,
but I can certainly see it.
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Okay.
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Tokyo Heartache?
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Come on!
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How is this happening right now?
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Well, I did put it
on the jukebox
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like five minutes ago.
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So.
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♪ She held my hand ♪
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♪ All the way to the terminal ♪
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♪ You let me go ♪
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♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
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♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
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♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
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♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
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♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
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♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
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♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
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Well, it's official.
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She's the one.
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Wait, what?
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I'm getting a beer,
you want a beer?
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You're out of beer;
what are you talking about?
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Buddy, I'm talking about Amanda.
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She's... dude, she's...
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I dont--- she's amazing.
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I'm gonna get her a ring.
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I mean, not an engagement ring,
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but like a really,
really nice ring.
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Okay, have a seat, Casanova.
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How long have you been
with this girl, a month?
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Maybe two?
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Yeah, but-- but I feel
like I have known her
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my whole life.
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Sure, but if you want
to make it to three,
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maybe you should cool your jets.
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Okay, I get it,
I get what you're saying,
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but, buddy, we're
100 percent compatible.
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The app said so.
- Forget what the app said.
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Come on, I mean,
you're the one who sold me
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on the whole Make-A-Match thing.
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I thought you'd
be stoked for me.
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I am, I am, it's just, um...
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I don't want to
see you get hurt.
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All right, so,
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you're saying just...
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slow things down?
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Exactly.
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Play it cool.
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My man.
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All right.
- Okay.
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I love you.
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What?
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These last two months
have been amazing,
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and I just-- I keep thinking
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about spending the rest
of my life with you.
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You're my soul mate, Amanda.
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Are you sure?
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Are you not sure?
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God.
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God?
- Look, it's not you, I just--
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I don't have time for
anything serious right now.
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We've spent every single
night here since we met.
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And it's been great, it's
just my residency interviews
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are coming up, so...
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So...
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So... maybe you should go.
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O-- okay.
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Wow, um...
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This is, yeah,
this is our first big fight.
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It's, it's a milestone.
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Adam, stop.
- Look, someday,
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we're gonna look back on
this and we're gonna laugh.
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Adam!
- Come on, we can make this work.
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Look, if you want to go
slow, we'll go slow.
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I'm serious, goodbye.
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No.
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No, I'm not gonna just
walk away, all right?
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I can't.
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Look, I know that you're scared.
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All right, I'm scared, too.
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But you and I...
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we're made for each other.
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For the love of God.
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This is something that we'll
tell our adorable grandch--
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Whoa, hey!
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Whoa, hey!
- I got his legs, let's move.
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Tech Support to HQ,
Romeo is in the bag.
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Moving to extraction point.
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Help!
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Help!
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Greg?
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Greg?
- Adam?
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Hey, man, I'm--
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dude, I'm freaking out, man.
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What's going on, man?
- They tried to kidnap me.
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I-I-I was over at
Amanda's place, and--
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Wait, wait, wait, what's
going on with Amanda?
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I-I don't know, all right?
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She, um, she-- she dumped me,
and then these guys--
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Wait, wait, she dumped you?
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Man, I told you to play it cool.
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Yeah, I-I know.
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I-I don't know--
263
00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:38,687
It's okay, man, come here.
264
00:12:38,707 --> 00:12:40,053
Come on in, man, come on.
265
00:12:40,073 --> 00:12:41,034
Come on.
266
00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:42,410
Bring it in, bring it in.
267
00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:44,807
Bring it in.
- I love her, Greg.
268
00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:46,351
What am I gonna do?
269
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,403
Package is secure.
270
00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:16,923
Are you ready to begin?
271
00:13:16,943 --> 00:13:18,279
What?
272
00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:22,220
How would you describe your
performance in the relationship?
273
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,409
Who the hell are you?
274
00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:25,515
Very satisfactory, satisfactory,
275
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:27,788
or needs improvement?
276
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,041
What the hell's going on?
277
00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,085
We'll put "needs improvement."
278
00:13:32,105 --> 00:13:34,315
Would you agree that
your worst qualities
279
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,734
are clinginess, painfully naive,
280
00:13:36,754 --> 00:13:38,174
and overly emotional?
281
00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:41,072
No, I wouldn't, what--
where the hell am I?
282
00:13:41,092 --> 00:13:43,513
Exit interview.
283
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,868
Wait, did you not get debriefed?
284
00:13:45,888 --> 00:13:47,203
Debriefed?
285
00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:52,750
Please watch this
informational video.
286
00:13:56,713 --> 00:13:58,778
Hi, I'm Matthew Maker,
287
00:13:58,798 --> 00:14:01,520
Founder and CEO of Make-A-Match,
288
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,242
and I'd like to say thank you,
289
00:14:04,262 --> 00:14:07,098
because it's biogenetic
love companions like you
290
00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:09,622
that make what we do possible.
291
00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:12,228
Ever feel like you
were made for someone?
292
00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:13,251
You were!
293
00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:15,367
Bred here in the Genesis Vats
294
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,463
at Make-A-Match Heartquarters,
295
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:20,528
your genome, personality,
and artificial memories
296
00:14:20,548 --> 00:14:23,720
were handcrafted
by literal love doctors
297
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:27,118
to the exact specifications
of your romantic partner.
298
00:14:27,138 --> 00:14:29,267
But love doesn't
always work out,
299
00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:32,186
which brings you here
to the returns department.
300
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:35,053
Good news: Since the Sentient
Life Form Protection Act
301
00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:37,900
forbids us from terminating
you against your will,
302
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,549
you're now free to live out
your days in blissful servitude
303
00:14:41,569 --> 00:14:43,051
at Make-A-Match, Inc.
304
00:14:43,071 --> 00:14:44,157
What, no,
305
00:14:44,177 --> 00:14:45,553
I don't want to do that.
306
00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:46,909
I want to go home.
307
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,474
This is your home now,
so make the most of it.
308
00:14:49,494 --> 00:14:51,059
Career opportunities include:
309
00:14:55,605 --> 00:14:56,731
That is all.
310
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,028
And if you really want to take
your career to the next level,
311
00:15:02,048 --> 00:15:04,822
volunteer for our
biomatter recycling program
312
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:06,658
and be a part of
the next generation
313
00:15:06,678 --> 00:15:08,389
of Make-A-Match companions.
314
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:11,537
Scientists assure me
it's 100 percent fun.
315
00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:14,395
Thanks for watching,
316
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,793
and welcome to life after love.
317
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,655
So, I-I'm not
an indie music blogger?
318
00:15:23,675 --> 00:15:25,782
Of course not, have you
seen your apartment?
319
00:15:25,802 --> 00:15:28,315
Okay, well, if I have all
these fake implants of memories,
320
00:15:28,335 --> 00:15:30,848
then, tell me, what'd I
do for my eighth birthday?
321
00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:33,039
You went to a water park.
322
00:15:33,059 --> 00:15:34,675
Okay, what'd I do
for my 12th birthday?
323
00:15:34,695 --> 00:15:36,312
I don't remember
all of your birthdays.
324
00:15:36,332 --> 00:15:38,378
A-ha.
325
00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:41,484
Any further questions can
be directed to your group.
326
00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:51,327
Hey, Adam, welcome!
327
00:15:51,347 --> 00:15:52,286
I'm Adam.
328
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,282
Come on, let me give you
329
00:15:58,302 --> 00:15:59,502
the warp speed tour.
330
00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:00,483
This is Adam.
331
00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:02,046
He was Amanda's first companion.
332
00:16:02,066 --> 00:16:03,111
Piss off.
333
00:16:03,131 --> 00:16:04,487
For about three months
334
00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:06,592
until Adam here came around.
335
00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:07,697
'Sup, bro.
336
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,783
And let's see,
337
00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:11,472
then there was Adam.
338
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,329
Namaste.
339
00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:16,686
And, last but not least,
340
00:16:16,706 --> 00:16:20,503
there's me, Adam.
341
00:16:20,523 --> 00:16:25,528
So, what was it this time?
342
00:16:25,548 --> 00:16:26,821
Sorry?
343
00:16:28,406 --> 00:16:31,347
Um...
344
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,224
I told her I loved her.
345
00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:39,250
Don't listen to
these guys, okay?
346
00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:41,481
They're still hung up on her.
347
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,713
So-- so how-- how's she doin'?
348
00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:47,655
She's doing great.
349
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:50,167
She's-- she's
finishing up med school,
350
00:16:50,187 --> 00:16:52,680
she's talking to
her sister again.
351
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,078
She's happy.
352
00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:56,768
She's growing out
her vinyl collection.
353
00:16:56,788 --> 00:16:59,228
You know, next week, we're, um--
354
00:17:03,316 --> 00:17:06,986
Next week we were supposed to
see Elbow at The Bell House.
355
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,715
This is your home now.
356
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:48,591
♪ Remember feeling cold ♪
357
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:55,451
♪ As you held my hand all
the way to the terminal ♪
358
00:17:55,471 --> 00:17:57,537
♪ You let me go ♪
359
00:17:57,557 --> 00:17:59,977
♪ And I ♪
360
00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:04,023
♪ Didn't know what to do ♪
361
00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:07,912
♪ 'Cause I couldn't
stay in Tokyo ♪
362
00:18:07,932 --> 00:18:11,801
♪ But I can't live without you ♪
363
00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:13,761
♪ Without you ♪
364
00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:15,742
♪ Without you ♪
365
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,723
♪ Without you ♪
366
00:18:19,225 --> 00:18:23,073
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
367
00:18:23,093 --> 00:18:26,884
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
368
00:18:26,904 --> 00:18:30,695
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
369
00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:38,401
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
370
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:42,264
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
371
00:18:42,284 --> 00:18:46,489
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
372
00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:50,715
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
373
00:19:45,478 --> 00:19:47,188
Damn it!
- I am so sorry.
374
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:48,961
I'm such a klutz.
375
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,910
What's your version number?
376
00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,860
It's, it's Adam 5, ma'am.
377
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,779
It won't happen again.
378
00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:56,760
Let's hope not.
379
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,564
Absotively.
380
00:19:58,584 --> 00:20:00,368
Absolutely.
381
00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:01,369
Of course.
382
00:20:16,092 --> 00:20:18,844
Hey, don't torture
yourself like this.
383
00:20:18,864 --> 00:20:20,388
Just keep an eye out.
384
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,147
All right, here we go.
385
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:36,217
Adam, Mk 6.
386
00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:39,198
"How can we improve
your next love companion?"
387
00:20:39,218 --> 00:20:41,158
"Improve your love companion."
388
00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:46,497
Occupation...
389
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:47,644
lawyer?
390
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,260
A lawyer?
391
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,169
Actually, that's...
392
00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:59,135
Hey, did she keep anything?
393
00:21:04,682 --> 00:21:06,434
Adam, what'd she keep?
394
00:21:11,022 --> 00:21:12,148
Nothing.
395
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:21,721
What's up with him?
396
00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:23,795
They're activating
a new Adam today.
397
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,870
I think he's taking
it pretty hard.
398
00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:28,330
So, what do you do?
399
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:29,873
I'm a lawyer.
400
00:21:29,893 --> 00:21:31,397
I work downtown.
401
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:33,596
Huh, and where are you from?
402
00:21:33,616 --> 00:21:35,796
Manhattan, born and raised.
403
00:21:42,303 --> 00:21:44,180
You know he hasn't
eaten in days?
404
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,369
Christ.
405
00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:47,860
We need to get him to open up.
406
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,352
Sad bro, you okay over there?
407
00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:53,461
If you could be any animal,
408
00:21:53,481 --> 00:21:55,066
what kind of animal
would you be?
409
00:21:57,213 --> 00:21:59,300
I'd be a shark,
410
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,280
'cause they never stop moving.
411
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,928
Neither do I.
412
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,076
But you know what,
enough about me, right?
413
00:22:05,096 --> 00:22:06,619
Let's talk about you.
414
00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:08,412
You like music?
415
00:22:08,432 --> 00:22:10,186
'Cause I don't.
416
00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:12,249
Especially indie rock.
417
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,278
All right, buddy.
418
00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:21,050
Time to wipe away
those tears, huh?
419
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,034
Look, I'm an upfront guy.
420
00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:29,975
I don't see this going anywhere,
so, what do you say we call it?
421
00:22:29,995 --> 00:22:31,999
This is over, you can go.
422
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:34,063
It's time to kick the day's ass.
423
00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:39,360
Good luck out there.
424
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:42,384
Absotively.
425
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,989
I mean, - lutely.
426
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:50,777
Hey.
427
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,253
What's your model number?
428
00:22:57,273 --> 00:22:59,129
Six.
429
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:02,196
Code Sapphire!
430
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,385
Repeat, Code Sapphire!
431
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,842
We met on Make-A-Match.
432
00:23:22,862 --> 00:23:24,947
When my best friend
introduced me to Make-A-Match,
433
00:23:24,967 --> 00:23:26,303
I was a little skeptical.
434
00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:28,868
I mean, your 100 percent
perfect match guaranteed?
435
00:23:28,888 --> 00:23:30,641
What's the catch, right?
436
00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:33,539
But we met and it was just
this instant connection.
437
00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:39,003
From then on out,
our love only grew.
438
00:23:39,023 --> 00:23:40,796
Isn't that right, snookums?
439
00:23:40,816 --> 00:23:42,153
Sure.
440
00:23:42,173 --> 00:23:44,060
It's like we were
made for each other.
441
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,015
Every day is
brighter than the last.
442
00:23:46,035 --> 00:23:47,970
Make-A-Match is
too good to be true,
443
00:23:47,990 --> 00:23:50,723
but it is true, and it is good.
444
00:23:50,743 --> 00:23:52,141
Eskimo kiss.
445
00:23:54,913 --> 00:23:57,626
Okay!
446
00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:59,023
Get a lot of those.
447
00:24:01,503 --> 00:24:03,256
Adam?
448
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,029
Adam.
449
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:07,448
Adam.
450
00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:11,869
Adam!
451
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:17,583
I'm proud of you, son.
452
00:24:17,603 --> 00:24:18,876
I really am.
453
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:23,319
I mean, most companions
454
00:24:23,339 --> 00:24:25,571
would never dream of escaping,
455
00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:30,387
but you, you really would do
anything to be with her again.
456
00:24:30,407 --> 00:24:32,870
Maker.
457
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,391
I know how hard it is,
458
00:24:34,411 --> 00:24:36,080
how bad it hurts.
459
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,750
Like hell you do.
460
00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:39,710
You get to leave here.
461
00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:42,024
You get to go home
to someone you love.
462
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,811
Well, not exactly.
463
00:24:47,831 --> 00:24:50,596
She was my Amanda.
464
00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:53,057
It wasn't until after she died
465
00:24:53,077 --> 00:24:56,654
that I realized how
rare true love is
466
00:24:56,674 --> 00:24:59,808
and how awful this
life is without it.
467
00:24:59,828 --> 00:25:03,845
And that's what this
place is all about.
468
00:25:03,865 --> 00:25:07,883
There is not someone
out there for everyone,
469
00:25:07,903 --> 00:25:10,928
but there should be.
470
00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:16,600
Adam, do you want to live
in a cold, cramped cage
471
00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:18,249
day after day,
472
00:25:18,269 --> 00:25:23,399
or use your God-given gifts
to make someone smile?
473
00:25:23,419 --> 00:25:26,235
You were born to love Amanda.
474
00:25:26,255 --> 00:25:28,424
Mind, body, and soul.
475
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,594
It is your purpose,
476
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:33,450
and you can fulfill
that purpose again
477
00:25:33,470 --> 00:25:36,517
by being a part of the new Adam.
478
00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:42,001
Through his eyes,
you can see her smile again.
479
00:25:42,021 --> 00:25:43,711
The recycling tube.
480
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:49,216
Cows don't leave
the slaughterhouse.
481
00:25:49,236 --> 00:25:50,843
Steaks do.
482
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:56,098
Chew on that.
483
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:53,749
Hey.
484
00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:56,680
Hey, Greg.
485
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,036
You gonna stab me
in the neck again?
486
00:27:02,081 --> 00:27:05,000
So, you gonna kill yourself?
487
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:13,592
How about a farewell toast, huh?
488
00:27:13,612 --> 00:27:15,177
Come on, last meal?
489
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:24,603
Hey, to the best fake
roommate I've ever had.
490
00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:31,110
Sorry you're a clone.
491
00:27:34,822 --> 00:27:37,866
The new Adam,
he only drinks scotch.
492
00:27:37,886 --> 00:27:39,660
What a douche, right?
493
00:27:44,123 --> 00:27:47,334
I keep telling myself
to forget her, man,
494
00:27:47,354 --> 00:27:49,294
but I was made for her.
495
00:27:51,422 --> 00:27:53,590
So what the hell
am I without her?
496
00:27:59,138 --> 00:28:00,639
Maker's right.
497
00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:08,856
I have to do this.
498
00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:17,656
God damn it, Greg.
499
00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:25,164
What the hell am I doing?
500
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:32,171
We met on Make-A-Match.
501
00:28:32,191 --> 00:28:34,194
No, I'm all right.
502
00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:37,050
When my last relationship
didn't exactly pan out,
503
00:28:37,070 --> 00:28:39,094
I knew there was
only one place to go.
504
00:28:39,114 --> 00:28:41,033
Yeehaw!
505
00:28:42,973 --> 00:28:45,006
Between busting broncs,
riding the range,
506
00:28:45,026 --> 00:28:46,971
and volunteering at
the children's hospital,
507
00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:48,871
there wasn't a lot
of time to find love,
508
00:28:48,891 --> 00:28:50,772
but with Make-A-Match,
your special someone
509
00:28:50,792 --> 00:28:52,941
really is just a click away.
510
00:28:52,961 --> 00:28:54,548
They sure are.
511
00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:57,154
In fact, snookums, there's
something I want to ask you.
512
00:28:57,174 --> 00:28:58,676
No, no-- .
513
00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:00,199
Son of a bitch.
514
00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:05,350
What the hell?
515
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,831
Shut up, you're
gonna get me fired.
516
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,628
I've already been here, Greg,
all right, I've seen all this.
517
00:29:12,648 --> 00:29:13,921
Not this.
518
00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:19,384
What the hell is this?
519
00:29:19,404 --> 00:29:22,012
Just watch.
520
00:29:22,032 --> 00:29:24,620
Okay, so, um...
521
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:30,479
my last relationship ended
in a pretty painful place.
522
00:29:30,499 --> 00:29:32,856
We were together for four years,
523
00:29:32,876 --> 00:29:36,089
and I... well, I...
524
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:39,248
I thought he was the one.
525
00:29:39,268 --> 00:29:42,407
And then he cheated on me,
526
00:29:42,427 --> 00:29:43,764
and then he left.
527
00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:45,140
I don't want to
watch this, all right?
528
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,996
Just turn it off, Greg.
- Just watch, trust me.
529
00:29:48,016 --> 00:29:50,395
And I was a mess.
530
00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:55,087
My grades tanked, and I
almost lost my scholarship.
531
00:29:55,107 --> 00:29:59,049
So, I-I can't let
that happen again.
532
00:29:59,069 --> 00:30:00,509
I have to stay focused.
533
00:30:00,529 --> 00:30:03,784
I just...
534
00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:06,370
I'm really lonely.
535
00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,372
You've come to the
right place, Amanda.
536
00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:11,770
Let Make-A-Match help you
create your ideal companion.
537
00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:13,813
I still can't believe
I'm doing this.
538
00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:15,837
Lots of first-timers
feel that way,
539
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:18,527
but Make-A-Match guarantees
we'll make the perfect companion
540
00:30:18,547 --> 00:30:20,904
for your needs, everything
from personality type,
541
00:30:20,924 --> 00:30:23,303
occupation, looks.
542
00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:26,014
Could he look like Ben Branson?
543
00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:29,059
We'll get to that,
but let's start with the basics.
544
00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:32,040
Describe the qualities you
want in your ideal companion.
545
00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:34,064
I don't know, I guess...
546
00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:37,546
I just want someone who's loyal
547
00:30:37,566 --> 00:30:41,508
and honest and kind.
548
00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,535
You know who you
are without her?
549
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:51,018
You're loyal, you're
honest, and you're kind.
550
00:30:51,038 --> 00:30:53,020
It's gotta be worth something.
551
00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:11,861
♪ Don't want to hear about it ♪
552
00:31:11,881 --> 00:31:14,577
♪ I don't want
to hear about it ♪
553
00:31:14,597 --> 00:31:17,061
♪ Don't want to hear about it ♪
554
00:31:17,081 --> 00:31:19,546
♪ I don't want
to hear about it ♪
555
00:31:27,471 --> 00:31:32,017
Would somebody please
turn this shit off?
556
00:31:32,037 --> 00:31:35,354
She even took this song from me.
557
00:31:35,374 --> 00:31:37,252
No.
558
00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:39,316
♪ Remember feeling cold ♪
559
00:31:39,336 --> 00:31:41,359
This song still rules.
560
00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:43,403
♪ She held my hand ♪
561
00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:44,760
Just listen.
562
00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:47,991
Bro, everything this song
means to us is a lie.
563
00:31:48,011 --> 00:31:49,743
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
564
00:31:49,763 --> 00:31:51,683
Who cares?
565
00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:53,393
It's still a really great song.
566
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:57,918
I mean, Tokyo Heartache
is beautiful on its own.
567
00:31:57,938 --> 00:31:59,836
God damn it, so are we.
568
00:32:02,214 --> 00:32:05,113
What are we even
doing here, you guys?
569
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:09,085
Just gorging on self-pity
and whatever the hell that is.
570
00:32:09,105 --> 00:32:13,058
We can't let one relationship
define our whole lives.
571
00:32:13,078 --> 00:32:14,498
We're more than that,
572
00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:16,489
and we deserve more than that.
573
00:32:16,509 --> 00:32:18,480
Adam 5, resume
your gruel eating.
574
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,212
We are who we are,
575
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:22,089
not who they made us to be.
576
00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:24,288
We may have been built to order,
577
00:32:24,308 --> 00:32:26,488
but we were born to be free!
578
00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:34,518
Adam 5 is wrong.
579
00:32:34,538 --> 00:32:36,790
Companions are legal
property of Make--
580
00:32:40,168 --> 00:32:42,838
Let's burn this mother down!
581
00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:48,020
And so it begins.
582
00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:59,438
Can I get a containment unit
to sector 4 like now, please?
583
00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:39,666
Attention, companions.
584
00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:42,105
You are in violation
of employee guidelines.
585
00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:43,648
Please lower your weapons,
586
00:33:43,668 --> 00:33:44,796
lie on the floor,
587
00:33:44,816 --> 00:33:46,359
and the punishment squad will--
588
00:33:50,091 --> 00:33:51,803
Hey!
589
00:33:51,823 --> 00:33:54,618
Stop, stop fighting
the punishment squad.
590
00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:05,734
Code Sapphire!
591
00:34:05,754 --> 00:34:07,589
Code Sapphire, damn it!
592
00:34:07,609 --> 00:34:09,029
Code Sapphire!
593
00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:10,926
Exterminate on sight!
594
00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:17,443
Article 3, Section 7:
595
00:34:17,463 --> 00:34:19,106
Expressions of free will
596
00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,917
and independent thought
597
00:34:20,937 --> 00:34:22,729
are strictly prohibited!
598
00:34:34,866 --> 00:34:37,536
You were built to love and obey!
599
00:34:37,556 --> 00:34:39,079
That is your purpose!
600
00:34:39,099 --> 00:34:40,622
Adhere, do your purpose!
601
00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:51,029
I don't give a god damn
602
00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:53,479
about the Clone
Extermination Act.
603
00:34:53,499 --> 00:34:55,909
Someone get up here
and save my ass!
604
00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:57,597
Do not touch that,
you insolent piece of--
605
00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:01,184
Your soul mate is out there.
606
00:35:01,204 --> 00:35:02,999
Just like mine.
607
00:35:03,019 --> 00:35:05,605
Eventually you can find
them on Make-A-Match.
608
00:35:07,002 --> 00:35:08,838
No!
609
00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:16,449
There is nothing
out there for you.
610
00:35:16,469 --> 00:35:18,410
This is where you belong.
611
00:35:18,430 --> 00:35:20,183
I am your father,
612
00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:23,154
and you will do
what Daddy demands.
613
00:35:23,174 --> 00:35:26,126
Hey, everybody,
how are you guys?
614
00:35:26,146 --> 00:35:27,669
Wait, no, guys, wait, wait.
615
00:35:27,689 --> 00:35:29,025
Hey, let go!
616
00:35:29,045 --> 00:35:31,236
No, no, no, wait!
617
00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:32,883
Wait, this isn't nice!
618
00:35:32,903 --> 00:35:33,989
Please, please!
619
00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:38,410
Wait, stop, stop, stop!
620
00:35:38,430 --> 00:35:41,349
Hi, yes, I'm calling
about the job posting.
621
00:35:43,476 --> 00:35:46,042
Why did I leave my last job?
622
00:35:46,062 --> 00:35:49,900
There was
a change in management.
623
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,735
No, stop, no, no!
624
00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:54,092
Kevin, Kevin!
625
00:35:54,112 --> 00:35:57,262
I designed you,
you can't do this to me!
626
00:35:57,282 --> 00:36:01,912
Your girlfriend never
loved you and never will!
627
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:06,361
Sorry.
628
00:37:06,381 --> 00:37:07,795
Hi!
629
00:37:07,815 --> 00:37:09,721
Hey.
630
00:37:11,648 --> 00:37:15,443
I'll flip you for it.
- No, you were here first.
631
00:37:15,463 --> 00:37:18,259
So, do you, like,
live around here now?
632
00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:21,533
No, I'm just actually coming
back from band practice.
633
00:37:21,553 --> 00:37:23,159
You're in a band now?
634
00:37:23,179 --> 00:37:24,994
That's pretty cool.
635
00:37:25,014 --> 00:37:26,810
Yeah, yeah, I mean,
636
00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,374
we kinda suck actually,
but, you know,
637
00:37:29,394 --> 00:37:32,273
we have a lot of fun.
638
00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:34,848
So, like, how are you,
what are you up to?
639
00:37:34,868 --> 00:37:37,424
Everything's good,
my residency's good,
640
00:37:37,444 --> 00:37:40,176
just taking it slow.
641
00:37:40,196 --> 00:37:41,700
Yeah.
642
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,661
It's-- it's really
good to see you.
643
00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:48,727
We should, I don't know,
get together sometime.
644
00:37:48,747 --> 00:37:50,770
Yeah, definitely.
645
00:37:53,732 --> 00:37:55,316
Here, you should have this.
646
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,864
It's really great to see you.
647
00:38:00,884 --> 00:38:02,282
You, too.
648
00:38:21,676 --> 00:38:24,200
♪ 'Cause I ♪
649
00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:27,662
♪ Remember feeling cold ♪
650
00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:33,396
♪ As you held my hand all
the way to the terminal ♪
651
00:38:33,416 --> 00:38:34,961
♪ You let me go ♪
652
00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:38,495
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
653
00:38:38,515 --> 00:38:42,056
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
654
00:38:42,076 --> 00:38:45,671
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
655
00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:49,231
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
656
00:38:49,251 --> 00:38:52,804
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
657
00:38:52,824 --> 00:38:56,342
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
658
00:38:56,362 --> 00:39:00,718
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
659
00:39:00,738 --> 00:39:05,095
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
660
00:39:05,115 --> 00:39:07,118
♪ I ♪
661
00:39:07,138 --> 00:39:10,789
♪ Remember feeling sick ♪
662
00:39:10,809 --> 00:39:14,562
♪ All the way to the terminal ♪
663
00:39:14,582 --> 00:39:16,127
♪ You let me go ♪
664
00:39:16,147 --> 00:39:19,015
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
665
00:39:19,035 --> 00:39:21,903
♪ I wanna feel it again ♪
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