1 00:00:11,513 --> 00:00:13,245 I'm sorry, viewer. 2 00:00:13,265 --> 00:00:15,799 The TV show you're searching for 3 00:00:15,819 --> 00:00:18,265 cannot be streamed in your reality. 4 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,731 Please stand by for reconnection. 5 00:00:25,319 --> 00:00:27,863 From the darkest depths of cyberspace, 6 00:00:27,883 --> 00:00:31,013 there is another world. 7 00:00:31,033 --> 00:00:35,579 A lost dimension, home to wonders unseen, 8 00:00:35,599 --> 00:00:37,372 terrors unspeakable. 9 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:43,754 Stories unlike any ever told until now. 10 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:47,935 Do not click Back. 11 00:00:47,955 --> 00:00:50,324 Do not reload. 12 00:00:50,344 --> 00:00:53,889 We have reconnected to... 13 00:00:53,909 --> 00:00:56,767 Dimension 404. 14 00:01:10,906 --> 00:01:12,324 So, what do you do? 15 00:01:15,555 --> 00:01:18,727 Huh? 16 00:01:18,747 --> 00:01:20,813 What do you do? 17 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:23,418 I kinda run this music blog. 18 00:01:23,438 --> 00:01:25,399 Huh, and where are you from? 19 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,371 Well, originally I'm from Maine. 20 00:01:28,391 --> 00:01:31,343 Huh, and where do you live now? 21 00:01:31,363 --> 00:01:33,178 Right here, in Brooklyn. 22 00:01:41,812 --> 00:01:43,168 So, what do you do? 23 00:01:43,188 --> 00:01:45,357 I don't like to talk about work. 24 00:01:47,693 --> 00:01:50,676 Look, I hate these things, too. 25 00:01:50,696 --> 00:01:52,364 You know, I feel like everyone in the room 26 00:01:52,384 --> 00:01:54,074 can tell that we're on a first date. 27 00:01:54,094 --> 00:01:56,849 No one's paying attention. 28 00:01:56,869 --> 00:01:59,037 So, if you could be any animal, 29 00:01:59,057 --> 00:02:00,435 what animal would you be? 30 00:02:00,455 --> 00:02:03,417 This isn't going very well, is it? 31 00:02:03,437 --> 00:02:05,627 Yeah, no, this is over. 32 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:06,920 You can go. 33 00:02:09,506 --> 00:02:11,049 Good luck out there. 34 00:02:16,138 --> 00:02:18,912 Some romances last a lifetime, 35 00:02:18,932 --> 00:02:22,279 but most don't make it past the first cup of coffee. 36 00:02:22,299 --> 00:02:25,647 Still, don't feel too bad for our lonely lovebird Adam. 37 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,962 Thanks to the magic of ones and zeroes, 38 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:30,277 he's about to meet his one and only. 39 00:02:30,297 --> 00:02:31,842 Her name's Amanda. 40 00:02:31,862 --> 00:02:34,438 She likes craft beer, good music, 41 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:37,034 and she lives on the Lower East Side 42 00:02:37,054 --> 00:02:38,869 of Dimension 404. 43 00:02:43,123 --> 00:02:45,302 Well, it's official. 44 00:02:45,322 --> 00:02:47,502 I'm gonna die alone. 45 00:02:47,522 --> 00:02:48,692 What? 46 00:02:48,712 --> 00:02:50,027 Don't say that. 47 00:02:50,047 --> 00:02:52,279 Greg, I've looked, flirted, 48 00:02:52,299 --> 00:02:54,426 and met-cute half of the women in Brooklyn, 49 00:02:54,446 --> 00:02:56,198 and I'm honestly starting to think 50 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,951 that my soul mate doesn't exist. 51 00:02:57,971 --> 00:03:00,432 You know, she's like a myth, like Bigfoot. 52 00:03:00,452 --> 00:03:03,018 Dude, she exists, she's out there. 53 00:03:03,038 --> 00:03:05,459 Just like Bigfoot. 54 00:03:05,479 --> 00:03:07,586 Wow, I need a beer. - You're out of beer. 55 00:03:07,606 --> 00:03:10,817 Look, man, you just gotta broaden your horizons. 56 00:03:13,153 --> 00:03:15,364 Stop meeting weird randos on the street 57 00:03:15,384 --> 00:03:16,990 and start meeting them online. 58 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:18,825 Online, online dating? 59 00:03:18,845 --> 00:03:20,057 Yeah. - No! 60 00:03:20,077 --> 00:03:21,516 Look, I don't want some algorithm 61 00:03:21,536 --> 00:03:23,799 telling me who to hook up with, all right? 62 00:03:23,819 --> 00:03:26,129 I just want to meet a cute girl, you know, 63 00:03:26,149 --> 00:03:28,460 with a cute little red streak in her hair 64 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,317 and a tattoo of a bird 65 00:03:30,337 --> 00:03:33,288 while we're both reaching for the same Talking Heads LP. 66 00:03:33,308 --> 00:03:36,259 There are 413 eligible women that are Talking Heads fans 67 00:03:36,279 --> 00:03:39,346 within a two-mile radius of this apartment. 68 00:03:39,366 --> 00:03:42,079 Wait, really; what is that? 69 00:03:42,099 --> 00:03:44,039 Make-A-Match, bro, everybody's on it. 70 00:03:44,059 --> 00:03:46,228 Why are you on it, aren't you with Charlene? 71 00:03:46,248 --> 00:03:49,044 I'm not on it, you are. 72 00:03:49,064 --> 00:03:50,951 I made you a profile. - What, when? 73 00:03:50,971 --> 00:03:52,859 Last night when I drank all your beer. 74 00:03:52,879 --> 00:03:54,508 Greg! - Come on, man. 75 00:03:54,528 --> 00:03:56,958 Look at all of these women. 76 00:03:56,978 --> 00:03:59,408 What do you have to lose? 77 00:03:59,428 --> 00:04:01,223 All right, fine. 78 00:04:01,243 --> 00:04:04,579 But seriously, stop drinking all my beer. 79 00:04:04,599 --> 00:04:06,520 No promises. 80 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:08,875 I can't afford it, you can, so I drink it. 81 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,671 We met on Make-A-Match. 82 00:04:16,341 --> 00:04:18,333 Make-A-Match helped me find exactly 83 00:04:18,353 --> 00:04:20,325 what I've been looking for all my life. 84 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:22,472 Their personality profile truly reached deeper 85 00:04:22,492 --> 00:04:23,765 than the other sites. 86 00:04:26,184 --> 00:04:29,021 It's magic, I don't know how they do it. 87 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:30,585 At Make-A-Match, we believe 88 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:33,255 there's someone out there for everyone. 89 00:04:33,275 --> 00:04:37,446 Sign up today and we'll find your 100 percent perfect match 90 00:04:37,466 --> 00:04:38,760 guaranteed. 91 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:40,303 Welcome to love. 92 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,284 Welcome to Make-A-Match. 93 00:05:09,394 --> 00:05:10,792 Amanda. 94 00:05:10,812 --> 00:05:14,357 She's a med student, she likes hanging out. 95 00:05:14,377 --> 00:05:16,548 I mean, she's cute. 96 00:05:16,568 --> 00:05:18,195 Favorite band: The Pixies. 97 00:05:18,215 --> 00:05:20,635 That's a start. 98 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:22,960 Yeah, but still, I mean... 99 00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:25,285 this is my 100 percent match? 100 00:05:25,305 --> 00:05:26,995 Where's her bird tattoo? 101 00:05:27,015 --> 00:05:28,685 My God, she winked you. 102 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:30,321 She what? - She checked you out 103 00:05:30,341 --> 00:05:31,958 and she likes what she sees. 104 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:35,650 Just ask her out already. 105 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:37,798 God, you know, this-- this-- this is too weird. 106 00:05:37,818 --> 00:05:39,112 I can't do it, I'm out, no. 107 00:05:39,132 --> 00:05:41,124 Dude, you are going on a date with this girl 108 00:05:41,144 --> 00:05:43,136 if I have to pump you full of benzodiazepine 109 00:05:43,156 --> 00:05:46,495 and drag you there myself. 110 00:05:46,515 --> 00:05:50,602 Fine, but only because I am desperately lonely. 111 00:05:50,622 --> 00:05:52,312 That's the spirit! 112 00:05:54,981 --> 00:05:57,297 ♪ Say you don't like your life ♪ 113 00:05:57,317 --> 00:06:00,654 ♪ Well I've got mine, yeah, what about mine ♪ 114 00:06:00,674 --> 00:06:02,823 ♪ Say you don't like your life ♪ 115 00:06:02,843 --> 00:06:04,304 ♪ Well, I don't really care 116 00:06:04,324 --> 00:06:07,577 'cause I don't want to hear about it ♪ 117 00:06:07,597 --> 00:06:09,662 ♪ Don't want to hear about it ♪ 118 00:06:09,682 --> 00:06:11,748 ♪ I don't want to hear about it ♪ 119 00:06:11,768 --> 00:06:13,082 Hi, Amanda? 120 00:06:13,102 --> 00:06:14,417 Adam, hi. 121 00:06:14,437 --> 00:06:15,857 Hi. 122 00:06:15,877 --> 00:06:18,004 ♪ I don't want to hear about it ♪ 123 00:06:18,024 --> 00:06:19,798 Um, I got us two Handlebars, 124 00:06:19,818 --> 00:06:21,780 is that okay? 125 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,927 Yeah, actually, that's my-- 126 00:06:23,947 --> 00:06:25,595 that's my favorite beer. 127 00:06:25,615 --> 00:06:28,578 Mine, too. 128 00:06:28,598 --> 00:06:30,256 I'm sorry, did, 129 00:06:30,276 --> 00:06:31,915 did you change hair? 130 00:06:31,935 --> 00:06:34,896 Yeah, I, sorry, I just dyed it. 131 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,606 I guess I should've updated my-- 132 00:06:36,626 --> 00:06:37,899 No, no, it's-- it's okay. 133 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:39,506 I-I like it. 134 00:06:39,526 --> 00:06:41,133 Good, yeah, I thought it was time 135 00:06:41,153 --> 00:06:44,489 to just mix up my look, plus it goes with Charlie. 136 00:06:44,509 --> 00:06:47,013 Charlie? - Charlie. 137 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:49,901 ♪ Don't want to hear about it ♪ 138 00:06:49,921 --> 00:06:52,596 ♪ I don't want to hear about it ♪ 139 00:06:52,616 --> 00:06:54,986 ♪ Don't want to hear about it ♪ 140 00:06:55,006 --> 00:06:57,377 ♪ I don't want to hear about it ♪ 141 00:07:00,505 --> 00:07:03,216 All right, well, the Pixies, 142 00:07:03,236 --> 00:07:05,949 Neutral Milk Hotel, 143 00:07:05,969 --> 00:07:09,055 well, Hall and Oates because, I mean, duh, right? 144 00:07:09,075 --> 00:07:11,371 And, um... 145 00:07:11,391 --> 00:07:13,852 well, have you ever heard of a guy named Ben Branson? 146 00:07:13,872 --> 00:07:17,355 A.k.a. my childhood crush from age 14 till now. 147 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:18,879 What, shut up! 148 00:07:18,899 --> 00:07:21,454 No, I-I went, I saw him at Great Woods in 2001, 149 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:23,742 and I basically went through puberty on the spot. 150 00:07:23,762 --> 00:07:26,031 Wait, wait, wait, are you-- are you being serious? 151 00:07:26,051 --> 00:07:28,617 'Cause I was literally at that same show. 152 00:07:28,637 --> 00:07:30,390 No. - Yeah. 153 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:32,746 I snuck out with my cousin, got grounded for three weeks, 154 00:07:32,766 --> 00:07:34,789 completely worth it 'cause the double encore? 155 00:07:34,809 --> 00:07:36,188 Yeah, and them closing with... 156 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:38,835 Tokyo Heartache. - Tokyo Heartache. 157 00:07:41,755 --> 00:07:43,653 You know, I've been told 158 00:07:43,673 --> 00:07:47,199 I bear a, um, a striking resemblance to Ben Branson. 159 00:07:47,219 --> 00:07:51,056 I mean, I wouldn't say striking, but I can certainly see it. 160 00:07:51,076 --> 00:07:53,371 Okay. 161 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:01,566 Tokyo Heartache? 162 00:08:01,586 --> 00:08:02,756 Come on! 163 00:08:02,776 --> 00:08:05,060 How is this happening right now? 164 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,364 Well, I did put it on the jukebox 165 00:08:07,384 --> 00:08:09,532 like five minutes ago. 166 00:08:09,552 --> 00:08:11,409 So. 167 00:08:13,286 --> 00:08:15,435 ♪ She held my hand ♪ 168 00:08:15,455 --> 00:08:18,833 ♪ All the way to the terminal ♪ 169 00:08:18,853 --> 00:08:20,398 ♪ You let me go ♪ 170 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:23,953 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 171 00:08:23,973 --> 00:08:27,503 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 172 00:08:27,523 --> 00:08:31,113 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 173 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:34,670 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 174 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:38,200 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 175 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:41,988 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 176 00:08:42,008 --> 00:08:45,777 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 177 00:08:54,077 --> 00:08:55,954 Well, it's official. 178 00:08:55,974 --> 00:08:57,163 She's the one. 179 00:08:57,183 --> 00:08:58,353 Wait, what? 180 00:08:58,373 --> 00:09:00,021 I'm getting a beer, you want a beer? 181 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:02,627 You're out of beer; what are you talking about? 182 00:09:02,647 --> 00:09:04,337 Buddy, I'm talking about Amanda. 183 00:09:04,357 --> 00:09:06,068 She's... dude, she's... 184 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,434 I dont--- she's amazing. 185 00:09:07,454 --> 00:09:08,780 I'm gonna get her a ring. 186 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,115 I mean, not an engagement ring, 187 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:13,221 but like a really, really nice ring. 188 00:09:15,515 --> 00:09:18,435 Okay, have a seat, Casanova. 189 00:09:21,313 --> 00:09:23,773 How long have you been with this girl, a month? 190 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:25,547 Maybe two? 191 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:28,153 Yeah, but-- but I feel like I have known her 192 00:09:28,173 --> 00:09:29,592 my whole life. 193 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,489 Sure, but if you want to make it to three, 194 00:09:31,509 --> 00:09:32,971 maybe you should cool your jets. 195 00:09:32,991 --> 00:09:35,004 Okay, I get it, I get what you're saying, 196 00:09:35,024 --> 00:09:37,017 but, buddy, we're 100 percent compatible. 197 00:09:37,037 --> 00:09:38,799 The app said so. - Forget what the app said. 198 00:09:38,819 --> 00:09:40,582 Come on, I mean, you're the one who sold me 199 00:09:40,602 --> 00:09:41,895 on the whole Make-A-Match thing. 200 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,209 I thought you'd be stoked for me. 201 00:09:43,229 --> 00:09:46,568 I am, I am, it's just, um... 202 00:09:46,588 --> 00:09:48,882 I don't want to see you get hurt. 203 00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:52,574 All right, so, 204 00:09:52,594 --> 00:09:54,189 you're saying just... 205 00:09:54,209 --> 00:09:55,805 slow things down? 206 00:09:55,825 --> 00:09:56,995 Exactly. 207 00:09:57,015 --> 00:09:58,141 Play it cool. 208 00:09:58,161 --> 00:09:59,497 My man. 209 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:01,353 All right. - Okay. 210 00:10:01,373 --> 00:10:04,064 I love you. 211 00:10:04,084 --> 00:10:05,503 What? 212 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:07,817 These last two months have been amazing, 213 00:10:07,837 --> 00:10:09,632 and I just-- I keep thinking 214 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,781 about spending the rest of my life with you. 215 00:10:12,801 --> 00:10:16,076 You're my soul mate, Amanda. 216 00:10:16,096 --> 00:10:17,869 Are you sure? 217 00:10:17,889 --> 00:10:19,662 Are you not sure? 218 00:10:19,682 --> 00:10:21,061 God. 219 00:10:21,081 --> 00:10:23,480 God? - Look, it's not you, I just-- 220 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:26,159 I don't have time for anything serious right now. 221 00:10:26,179 --> 00:10:28,818 We've spent every single night here since we met. 222 00:10:28,838 --> 00:10:31,216 And it's been great, it's just my residency interviews 223 00:10:31,236 --> 00:10:33,718 are coming up, so... 224 00:10:33,738 --> 00:10:36,409 So... 225 00:10:36,429 --> 00:10:39,307 So... maybe you should go. 226 00:10:42,102 --> 00:10:45,271 O-- okay. 227 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,839 Wow, um... 228 00:10:49,859 --> 00:10:52,779 This is, yeah, this is our first big fight. 229 00:10:52,799 --> 00:10:54,426 It's, it's a milestone. 230 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,054 Adam, stop. - Look, someday, 231 00:10:56,074 --> 00:10:57,784 we're gonna look back on this and we're gonna laugh. 232 00:10:57,804 --> 00:11:00,767 Adam! - Come on, we can make this work. 233 00:11:00,787 --> 00:11:02,872 Look, if you want to go slow, we'll go slow. 234 00:11:02,892 --> 00:11:04,749 I'm serious, goodbye. 235 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:18,660 No. 236 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,807 No, I'm not gonna just walk away, all right? 237 00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:22,163 I can't. 238 00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:24,102 Look, I know that you're scared. 239 00:11:24,122 --> 00:11:27,105 All right, I'm scared, too. 240 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:31,589 But you and I... 241 00:11:31,609 --> 00:11:33,309 we're made for each other. 242 00:11:33,329 --> 00:11:35,009 For the love of God. 243 00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:38,032 This is something that we'll tell our adorable grandch-- 244 00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:39,931 Whoa, hey! 245 00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:43,173 Whoa, hey! - I got his legs, let's move. 246 00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:46,416 Tech Support to HQ, Romeo is in the bag. 247 00:11:46,436 --> 00:11:49,544 Moving to extraction point. 248 00:11:49,564 --> 00:11:50,774 Help! 249 00:11:52,035 --> 00:11:53,386 Help! 250 00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:11,713 Greg? 251 00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:13,725 Greg? - Adam? 252 00:12:13,745 --> 00:12:15,717 Hey, man, I'm-- 253 00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:17,302 dude, I'm freaking out, man. 254 00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:19,491 What's going on, man? - They tried to kidnap me. 255 00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:21,931 I-I-I was over at Amanda's place, and-- 256 00:12:21,951 --> 00:12:24,078 Wait, wait, wait, what's going on with Amanda? 257 00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:25,685 I-I don't know, all right? 258 00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:28,166 She, um, she-- she dumped me, and then these guys-- 259 00:12:28,186 --> 00:12:30,607 Wait, wait, she dumped you? 260 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:33,546 Man, I told you to play it cool. 261 00:12:33,566 --> 00:12:35,444 Yeah, I-I know. 262 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,322 I-I don't know-- 263 00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:38,687 It's okay, man, come here. 264 00:12:38,707 --> 00:12:40,053 Come on in, man, come on. 265 00:12:40,073 --> 00:12:41,034 Come on. 266 00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:42,410 Bring it in, bring it in. 267 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:44,807 Bring it in. - I love her, Greg. 268 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:46,351 What am I gonna do? 269 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,403 Package is secure. 270 00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:16,923 Are you ready to begin? 271 00:13:16,943 --> 00:13:18,279 What? 272 00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:22,220 How would you describe your performance in the relationship? 273 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,409 Who the hell are you? 274 00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:25,515 Very satisfactory, satisfactory, 275 00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:27,788 or needs improvement? 276 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,041 What the hell's going on? 277 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,085 We'll put "needs improvement." 278 00:13:32,105 --> 00:13:34,315 Would you agree that your worst qualities 279 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,734 are clinginess, painfully naive, 280 00:13:36,754 --> 00:13:38,174 and overly emotional? 281 00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:41,072 No, I wouldn't, what-- where the hell am I? 282 00:13:41,092 --> 00:13:43,513 Exit interview. 283 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,868 Wait, did you not get debriefed? 284 00:13:45,888 --> 00:13:47,203 Debriefed? 285 00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:52,750 Please watch this informational video. 286 00:13:56,713 --> 00:13:58,778 Hi, I'm Matthew Maker, 287 00:13:58,798 --> 00:14:01,520 Founder and CEO of Make-A-Match, 288 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,242 and I'd like to say thank you, 289 00:14:04,262 --> 00:14:07,098 because it's biogenetic love companions like you 290 00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:09,622 that make what we do possible. 291 00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:12,228 Ever feel like you were made for someone? 292 00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:13,251 You were! 293 00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:15,367 Bred here in the Genesis Vats 294 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,463 at Make-A-Match Heartquarters, 295 00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:20,528 your genome, personality, and artificial memories 296 00:14:20,548 --> 00:14:23,720 were handcrafted by literal love doctors 297 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:27,118 to the exact specifications of your romantic partner. 298 00:14:27,138 --> 00:14:29,267 But love doesn't always work out, 299 00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:32,186 which brings you here to the returns department. 300 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:35,053 Good news: Since the Sentient Life Form Protection Act 301 00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:37,900 forbids us from terminating you against your will, 302 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,549 you're now free to live out your days in blissful servitude 303 00:14:41,569 --> 00:14:43,051 at Make-A-Match, Inc. 304 00:14:43,071 --> 00:14:44,157 What, no, 305 00:14:44,177 --> 00:14:45,553 I don't want to do that. 306 00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:46,909 I want to go home. 307 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,474 This is your home now, so make the most of it. 308 00:14:49,494 --> 00:14:51,059 Career opportunities include: 309 00:14:55,605 --> 00:14:56,731 That is all. 310 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,028 And if you really want to take your career to the next level, 311 00:15:02,048 --> 00:15:04,822 volunteer for our biomatter recycling program 312 00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:06,658 and be a part of the next generation 313 00:15:06,678 --> 00:15:08,389 of Make-A-Match companions. 314 00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:11,537 Scientists assure me it's 100 percent fun. 315 00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:14,395 Thanks for watching, 316 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,793 and welcome to life after love. 317 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,655 So, I-I'm not an indie music blogger? 318 00:15:23,675 --> 00:15:25,782 Of course not, have you seen your apartment? 319 00:15:25,802 --> 00:15:28,315 Okay, well, if I have all these fake implants of memories, 320 00:15:28,335 --> 00:15:30,848 then, tell me, what'd I do for my eighth birthday? 321 00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:33,039 You went to a water park. 322 00:15:33,059 --> 00:15:34,675 Okay, what'd I do for my 12th birthday? 323 00:15:34,695 --> 00:15:36,312 I don't remember all of your birthdays. 324 00:15:36,332 --> 00:15:38,378 A-ha. 325 00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:41,484 Any further questions can be directed to your group. 326 00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:51,327 Hey, Adam, welcome! 327 00:15:51,347 --> 00:15:52,286 I'm Adam. 328 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,282 Come on, let me give you 329 00:15:58,302 --> 00:15:59,502 the warp speed tour. 330 00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:00,483 This is Adam. 331 00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:02,046 He was Amanda's first companion. 332 00:16:02,066 --> 00:16:03,111 Piss off. 333 00:16:03,131 --> 00:16:04,487 For about three months 334 00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:06,592 until Adam here came around. 335 00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:07,697 'Sup, bro. 336 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,783 And let's see, 337 00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:11,472 then there was Adam. 338 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,329 Namaste. 339 00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:16,686 And, last but not least, 340 00:16:16,706 --> 00:16:20,503 there's me, Adam. 341 00:16:20,523 --> 00:16:25,528 So, what was it this time? 342 00:16:25,548 --> 00:16:26,821 Sorry? 343 00:16:28,406 --> 00:16:31,347 Um... 344 00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,224 I told her I loved her. 345 00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:39,250 Don't listen to these guys, okay? 346 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:41,481 They're still hung up on her. 347 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,713 So-- so how-- how's she doin'? 348 00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:47,655 She's doing great. 349 00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:50,167 She's-- she's finishing up med school, 350 00:16:50,187 --> 00:16:52,680 she's talking to her sister again. 351 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,078 She's happy. 352 00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:56,768 She's growing out her vinyl collection. 353 00:16:56,788 --> 00:16:59,228 You know, next week, we're, um-- 354 00:17:03,316 --> 00:17:06,986 Next week we were supposed to see Elbow at The Bell House. 355 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,715 This is your home now. 356 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:48,591 ♪ Remember feeling cold ♪ 357 00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:55,451 ♪ As you held my hand all the way to the terminal ♪ 358 00:17:55,471 --> 00:17:57,537 ♪ You let me go ♪ 359 00:17:57,557 --> 00:17:59,977 ♪ And I ♪ 360 00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:04,023 ♪ Didn't know what to do ♪ 361 00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:07,912 ♪ 'Cause I couldn't stay in Tokyo ♪ 362 00:18:07,932 --> 00:18:11,801 ♪ But I can't live without you ♪ 363 00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:13,761 ♪ Without you ♪ 364 00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:15,742 ♪ Without you ♪ 365 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,723 ♪ Without you ♪ 366 00:18:19,225 --> 00:18:23,073 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 367 00:18:23,093 --> 00:18:26,884 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 368 00:18:26,904 --> 00:18:30,695 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 369 00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:38,401 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 370 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:42,264 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 371 00:18:42,284 --> 00:18:46,489 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 372 00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:50,715 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 373 00:19:45,478 --> 00:19:47,188 Damn it! - I am so sorry. 374 00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:48,961 I'm such a klutz. 375 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,910 What's your version number? 376 00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,860 It's, it's Adam 5, ma'am. 377 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,779 It won't happen again. 378 00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:56,760 Let's hope not. 379 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,564 Absotively. 380 00:19:58,584 --> 00:20:00,368 Absolutely. 381 00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:01,369 Of course. 382 00:20:16,092 --> 00:20:18,844 Hey, don't torture yourself like this. 383 00:20:18,864 --> 00:20:20,388 Just keep an eye out. 384 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,147 All right, here we go. 385 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:36,217 Adam, Mk 6. 386 00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:39,198 "How can we improve your next love companion?" 387 00:20:39,218 --> 00:20:41,158 "Improve your love companion." 388 00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:46,497 Occupation... 389 00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:47,644 lawyer? 390 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,260 A lawyer? 391 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,169 Actually, that's... 392 00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:59,135 Hey, did she keep anything? 393 00:21:04,682 --> 00:21:06,434 Adam, what'd she keep? 394 00:21:11,022 --> 00:21:12,148 Nothing. 395 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:21,721 What's up with him? 396 00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:23,795 They're activating a new Adam today. 397 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,870 I think he's taking it pretty hard. 398 00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:28,330 So, what do you do? 399 00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:29,873 I'm a lawyer. 400 00:21:29,893 --> 00:21:31,397 I work downtown. 401 00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:33,596 Huh, and where are you from? 402 00:21:33,616 --> 00:21:35,796 Manhattan, born and raised. 403 00:21:42,303 --> 00:21:44,180 You know he hasn't eaten in days? 404 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,369 Christ. 405 00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:47,860 We need to get him to open up. 406 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,352 Sad bro, you okay over there? 407 00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:53,461 If you could be any animal, 408 00:21:53,481 --> 00:21:55,066 what kind of animal would you be? 409 00:21:57,213 --> 00:21:59,300 I'd be a shark, 410 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,280 'cause they never stop moving. 411 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,928 Neither do I. 412 00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,076 But you know what, enough about me, right? 413 00:22:05,096 --> 00:22:06,619 Let's talk about you. 414 00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:08,412 You like music? 415 00:22:08,432 --> 00:22:10,186 'Cause I don't. 416 00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:12,249 Especially indie rock. 417 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,278 All right, buddy. 418 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:21,050 Time to wipe away those tears, huh? 419 00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,034 Look, I'm an upfront guy. 420 00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:29,975 I don't see this going anywhere, so, what do you say we call it? 421 00:22:29,995 --> 00:22:31,999 This is over, you can go. 422 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:34,063 It's time to kick the day's ass. 423 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:39,360 Good luck out there. 424 00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:42,384 Absotively. 425 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,989 I mean, - lutely. 426 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:50,777 Hey. 427 00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,253 What's your model number? 428 00:22:57,273 --> 00:22:59,129 Six. 429 00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:02,196 Code Sapphire! 430 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,385 Repeat, Code Sapphire! 431 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,842 We met on Make-A-Match. 432 00:23:22,862 --> 00:23:24,947 When my best friend introduced me to Make-A-Match, 433 00:23:24,967 --> 00:23:26,303 I was a little skeptical. 434 00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:28,868 I mean, your 100 percent perfect match guaranteed? 435 00:23:28,888 --> 00:23:30,641 What's the catch, right? 436 00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:33,539 But we met and it was just this instant connection. 437 00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:39,003 From then on out, our love only grew. 438 00:23:39,023 --> 00:23:40,796 Isn't that right, snookums? 439 00:23:40,816 --> 00:23:42,153 Sure. 440 00:23:42,173 --> 00:23:44,060 It's like we were made for each other. 441 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,015 Every day is brighter than the last. 442 00:23:46,035 --> 00:23:47,970 Make-A-Match is too good to be true, 443 00:23:47,990 --> 00:23:50,723 but it is true, and it is good. 444 00:23:50,743 --> 00:23:52,141 Eskimo kiss. 445 00:23:54,913 --> 00:23:57,626 Okay! 446 00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:59,023 Get a lot of those. 447 00:24:01,503 --> 00:24:03,256 Adam? 448 00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,029 Adam. 449 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:07,448 Adam. 450 00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:11,869 Adam! 451 00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:17,583 I'm proud of you, son. 452 00:24:17,603 --> 00:24:18,876 I really am. 453 00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:23,319 I mean, most companions 454 00:24:23,339 --> 00:24:25,571 would never dream of escaping, 455 00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:30,387 but you, you really would do anything to be with her again. 456 00:24:30,407 --> 00:24:32,870 Maker. 457 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,391 I know how hard it is, 458 00:24:34,411 --> 00:24:36,080 how bad it hurts. 459 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,750 Like hell you do. 460 00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:39,710 You get to leave here. 461 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:42,024 You get to go home to someone you love. 462 00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,811 Well, not exactly. 463 00:24:47,831 --> 00:24:50,596 She was my Amanda. 464 00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:53,057 It wasn't until after she died 465 00:24:53,077 --> 00:24:56,654 that I realized how rare true love is 466 00:24:56,674 --> 00:24:59,808 and how awful this life is without it. 467 00:24:59,828 --> 00:25:03,845 And that's what this place is all about. 468 00:25:03,865 --> 00:25:07,883 There is not someone out there for everyone, 469 00:25:07,903 --> 00:25:10,928 but there should be. 470 00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:16,600 Adam, do you want to live in a cold, cramped cage 471 00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:18,249 day after day, 472 00:25:18,269 --> 00:25:23,399 or use your God-given gifts to make someone smile? 473 00:25:23,419 --> 00:25:26,235 You were born to love Amanda. 474 00:25:26,255 --> 00:25:28,424 Mind, body, and soul. 475 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,594 It is your purpose, 476 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:33,450 and you can fulfill that purpose again 477 00:25:33,470 --> 00:25:36,517 by being a part of the new Adam. 478 00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:42,001 Through his eyes, you can see her smile again. 479 00:25:42,021 --> 00:25:43,711 The recycling tube. 480 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:49,216 Cows don't leave the slaughterhouse. 481 00:25:49,236 --> 00:25:50,843 Steaks do. 482 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:56,098 Chew on that. 483 00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:53,749 Hey. 484 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:56,680 Hey, Greg. 485 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,036 You gonna stab me in the neck again? 486 00:27:02,081 --> 00:27:05,000 So, you gonna kill yourself? 487 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:13,592 How about a farewell toast, huh? 488 00:27:13,612 --> 00:27:15,177 Come on, last meal? 489 00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:24,603 Hey, to the best fake roommate I've ever had. 490 00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:31,110 Sorry you're a clone. 491 00:27:34,822 --> 00:27:37,866 The new Adam, he only drinks scotch. 492 00:27:37,886 --> 00:27:39,660 What a douche, right? 493 00:27:44,123 --> 00:27:47,334 I keep telling myself to forget her, man, 494 00:27:47,354 --> 00:27:49,294 but I was made for her. 495 00:27:51,422 --> 00:27:53,590 So what the hell am I without her? 496 00:27:59,138 --> 00:28:00,639 Maker's right. 497 00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:08,856 I have to do this. 498 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:17,656 God damn it, Greg. 499 00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:25,164 What the hell am I doing? 500 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:32,171 We met on Make-A-Match. 501 00:28:32,191 --> 00:28:34,194 No, I'm all right. 502 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:37,050 When my last relationship didn't exactly pan out, 503 00:28:37,070 --> 00:28:39,094 I knew there was only one place to go. 504 00:28:39,114 --> 00:28:41,033 Yeehaw! 505 00:28:42,973 --> 00:28:45,006 Between busting broncs, riding the range, 506 00:28:45,026 --> 00:28:46,971 and volunteering at the children's hospital, 507 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:48,871 there wasn't a lot of time to find love, 508 00:28:48,891 --> 00:28:50,772 but with Make-A-Match, your special someone 509 00:28:50,792 --> 00:28:52,941 really is just a click away. 510 00:28:52,961 --> 00:28:54,548 They sure are. 511 00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:57,154 In fact, snookums, there's something I want to ask you. 512 00:28:57,174 --> 00:28:58,676 No, no-- . 513 00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:00,199 Son of a bitch. 514 00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:05,350 What the hell? 515 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,831 Shut up, you're gonna get me fired. 516 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,628 I've already been here, Greg, all right, I've seen all this. 517 00:29:12,648 --> 00:29:13,921 Not this. 518 00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:19,384 What the hell is this? 519 00:29:19,404 --> 00:29:22,012 Just watch. 520 00:29:22,032 --> 00:29:24,620 Okay, so, um... 521 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:30,479 my last relationship ended in a pretty painful place. 522 00:29:30,499 --> 00:29:32,856 We were together for four years, 523 00:29:32,876 --> 00:29:36,089 and I... well, I... 524 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:39,248 I thought he was the one. 525 00:29:39,268 --> 00:29:42,407 And then he cheated on me, 526 00:29:42,427 --> 00:29:43,764 and then he left. 527 00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:45,140 I don't want to watch this, all right? 528 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,996 Just turn it off, Greg. - Just watch, trust me. 529 00:29:48,016 --> 00:29:50,395 And I was a mess. 530 00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:55,087 My grades tanked, and I almost lost my scholarship. 531 00:29:55,107 --> 00:29:59,049 So, I-I can't let that happen again. 532 00:29:59,069 --> 00:30:00,509 I have to stay focused. 533 00:30:00,529 --> 00:30:03,784 I just... 534 00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:06,370 I'm really lonely. 535 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,372 You've come to the right place, Amanda. 536 00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:11,770 Let Make-A-Match help you create your ideal companion. 537 00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:13,813 I still can't believe I'm doing this. 538 00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:15,837 Lots of first-timers feel that way, 539 00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:18,527 but Make-A-Match guarantees we'll make the perfect companion 540 00:30:18,547 --> 00:30:20,904 for your needs, everything from personality type, 541 00:30:20,924 --> 00:30:23,303 occupation, looks. 542 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:26,014 Could he look like Ben Branson? 543 00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:29,059 We'll get to that, but let's start with the basics. 544 00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:32,040 Describe the qualities you want in your ideal companion. 545 00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:34,064 I don't know, I guess... 546 00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:37,546 I just want someone who's loyal 547 00:30:37,566 --> 00:30:41,508 and honest and kind. 548 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,535 You know who you are without her? 549 00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:51,018 You're loyal, you're honest, and you're kind. 550 00:30:51,038 --> 00:30:53,020 It's gotta be worth something. 551 00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:11,861 ♪ Don't want to hear about it ♪ 552 00:31:11,881 --> 00:31:14,577 ♪ I don't want to hear about it ♪ 553 00:31:14,597 --> 00:31:17,061 ♪ Don't want to hear about it ♪ 554 00:31:17,081 --> 00:31:19,546 ♪ I don't want to hear about it ♪ 555 00:31:27,471 --> 00:31:32,017 Would somebody please turn this shit off? 556 00:31:32,037 --> 00:31:35,354 She even took this song from me. 557 00:31:35,374 --> 00:31:37,252 No. 558 00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:39,316 ♪ Remember feeling cold ♪ 559 00:31:39,336 --> 00:31:41,359 This song still rules. 560 00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:43,403 ♪ She held my hand ♪ 561 00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:44,760 Just listen. 562 00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:47,991 Bro, everything this song means to us is a lie. 563 00:31:48,011 --> 00:31:49,743 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 564 00:31:49,763 --> 00:31:51,683 Who cares? 565 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:53,393 It's still a really great song. 566 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:57,918 I mean, Tokyo Heartache is beautiful on its own. 567 00:31:57,938 --> 00:31:59,836 God damn it, so are we. 568 00:32:02,214 --> 00:32:05,113 What are we even doing here, you guys? 569 00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:09,085 Just gorging on self-pity and whatever the hell that is. 570 00:32:09,105 --> 00:32:13,058 We can't let one relationship define our whole lives. 571 00:32:13,078 --> 00:32:14,498 We're more than that, 572 00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:16,489 and we deserve more than that. 573 00:32:16,509 --> 00:32:18,480 Adam 5, resume your gruel eating. 574 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,212 We are who we are, 575 00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:22,089 not who they made us to be. 576 00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:24,288 We may have been built to order, 577 00:32:24,308 --> 00:32:26,488 but we were born to be free! 578 00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:34,518 Adam 5 is wrong. 579 00:32:34,538 --> 00:32:36,790 Companions are legal property of Make-- 580 00:32:40,168 --> 00:32:42,838 Let's burn this mother down! 581 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:48,020 And so it begins. 582 00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:59,438 Can I get a containment unit to sector 4 like now, please? 583 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:39,666 Attention, companions. 584 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:42,105 You are in violation of employee guidelines. 585 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:43,648 Please lower your weapons, 586 00:33:43,668 --> 00:33:44,796 lie on the floor, 587 00:33:44,816 --> 00:33:46,359 and the punishment squad will-- 588 00:33:50,091 --> 00:33:51,803 Hey! 589 00:33:51,823 --> 00:33:54,618 Stop, stop fighting the punishment squad. 590 00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:05,734 Code Sapphire! 591 00:34:05,754 --> 00:34:07,589 Code Sapphire, damn it! 592 00:34:07,609 --> 00:34:09,029 Code Sapphire! 593 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:10,926 Exterminate on sight! 594 00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:17,443 Article 3, Section 7: 595 00:34:17,463 --> 00:34:19,106 Expressions of free will 596 00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,917 and independent thought 597 00:34:20,937 --> 00:34:22,729 are strictly prohibited! 598 00:34:34,866 --> 00:34:37,536 You were built to love and obey! 599 00:34:37,556 --> 00:34:39,079 That is your purpose! 600 00:34:39,099 --> 00:34:40,622 Adhere, do your purpose! 601 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:51,029 I don't give a god damn 602 00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:53,479 about the Clone Extermination Act. 603 00:34:53,499 --> 00:34:55,909 Someone get up here and save my ass! 604 00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:57,597 Do not touch that, you insolent piece of-- 605 00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:01,184 Your soul mate is out there. 606 00:35:01,204 --> 00:35:02,999 Just like mine. 607 00:35:03,019 --> 00:35:05,605 Eventually you can find them on Make-A-Match. 608 00:35:07,002 --> 00:35:08,838 No! 609 00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:16,449 There is nothing out there for you. 610 00:35:16,469 --> 00:35:18,410 This is where you belong. 611 00:35:18,430 --> 00:35:20,183 I am your father, 612 00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:23,154 and you will do what Daddy demands. 613 00:35:23,174 --> 00:35:26,126 Hey, everybody, how are you guys? 614 00:35:26,146 --> 00:35:27,669 Wait, no, guys, wait, wait. 615 00:35:27,689 --> 00:35:29,025 Hey, let go! 616 00:35:29,045 --> 00:35:31,236 No, no, no, wait! 617 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:32,883 Wait, this isn't nice! 618 00:35:32,903 --> 00:35:33,989 Please, please! 619 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:38,410 Wait, stop, stop, stop! 620 00:35:38,430 --> 00:35:41,349 Hi, yes, I'm calling about the job posting. 621 00:35:43,476 --> 00:35:46,042 Why did I leave my last job? 622 00:35:46,062 --> 00:35:49,900 There was a change in management. 623 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,735 No, stop, no, no! 624 00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:54,092 Kevin, Kevin! 625 00:35:54,112 --> 00:35:57,262 I designed you, you can't do this to me! 626 00:35:57,282 --> 00:36:01,912 Your girlfriend never loved you and never will! 627 00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:06,361 Sorry. 628 00:37:06,381 --> 00:37:07,795 Hi! 629 00:37:07,815 --> 00:37:09,721 Hey. 630 00:37:11,648 --> 00:37:15,443 I'll flip you for it. - No, you were here first. 631 00:37:15,463 --> 00:37:18,259 So, do you, like, live around here now? 632 00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:21,533 No, I'm just actually coming back from band practice. 633 00:37:21,553 --> 00:37:23,159 You're in a band now? 634 00:37:23,179 --> 00:37:24,994 That's pretty cool. 635 00:37:25,014 --> 00:37:26,810 Yeah, yeah, I mean, 636 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,374 we kinda suck actually, but, you know, 637 00:37:29,394 --> 00:37:32,273 we have a lot of fun. 638 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:34,848 So, like, how are you, what are you up to? 639 00:37:34,868 --> 00:37:37,424 Everything's good, my residency's good, 640 00:37:37,444 --> 00:37:40,176 just taking it slow. 641 00:37:40,196 --> 00:37:41,700 Yeah. 642 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,661 It's-- it's really good to see you. 643 00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:48,727 We should, I don't know, get together sometime. 644 00:37:48,747 --> 00:37:50,770 Yeah, definitely. 645 00:37:53,732 --> 00:37:55,316 Here, you should have this. 646 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,864 It's really great to see you. 647 00:38:00,884 --> 00:38:02,282 You, too. 648 00:38:21,676 --> 00:38:24,200 ♪ 'Cause I ♪ 649 00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:27,662 ♪ Remember feeling cold ♪ 650 00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:33,396 ♪ As you held my hand all the way to the terminal ♪ 651 00:38:33,416 --> 00:38:34,961 ♪ You let me go ♪ 652 00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:38,495 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 653 00:38:38,515 --> 00:38:42,056 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 654 00:38:42,076 --> 00:38:45,671 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 655 00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:49,231 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 656 00:38:49,251 --> 00:38:52,804 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 657 00:38:52,824 --> 00:38:56,342 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 658 00:38:56,362 --> 00:39:00,718 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 659 00:39:00,738 --> 00:39:05,095 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 660 00:39:05,115 --> 00:39:07,118 ♪ I ♪ 661 00:39:07,138 --> 00:39:10,789 ♪ Remember feeling sick ♪ 662 00:39:10,809 --> 00:39:14,562 ♪ All the way to the terminal ♪ 663 00:39:14,582 --> 00:39:16,127 ♪ You let me go ♪ 664 00:39:16,147 --> 00:39:19,015 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪ 665 00:39:19,035 --> 00:39:21,903 ♪ I wanna feel it again ♪