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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,714 What? What did you... What? 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,300 I still love you. 3 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,971 I know I shouldn't even be here telling you this. 4 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:16,432 You're with Chandler, a guy I really like. 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,600 You say he's straight, I'll believe you. 6 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:24,606 After seeing you, I knew if I didn't tell you I'd always regret it. 7 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,943 Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did. 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,864 You're really not supposed to be back here. 9 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:37,077 I'm sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place... 10 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,121 ...but I had to tell you. 11 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:42,166 I want to spend my life with you and marry you. 12 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,753 I want to have kids with you. 13 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:49,631 Oh, my God. 14 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,301 Why don't they put chairs back here? 15 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:57,014 I know this is crazy, but am I too late? 16 00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:00,976 Yes, you're too late. Where was all this three years ago? 17 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,604 I know. I was an idiot. 18 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:06,190 And I tried to forget you. I really did. 19 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:11,236 After we had lunch last year, I spent six months in Africa trying to forget. 20 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,823 - What were you doing in Africa? - Working with blind kids. 21 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,534 What are you doing to me? 22 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,620 Look, I... 23 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:23,415 I'm sorry, but it's not gonna happen. 24 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:27,169 That's fine. I'll walk away. And I'll never bother you again. 25 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:31,256 Only if you tell me Chandler's willing to give you everything I am. 26 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,426 Well, he is. I mean... 27 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,970 ...marriage is all he talks about. 28 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:38,263 My goodness. 29 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,100 In fact, I'm the one making him wait. 30 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,476 - You are? - Yeah. 31 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,645 - Why? - Why? 32 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:47,564 Because of the government. 33 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,358 Isn't it incredible? 34 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,611 Monica and Chandler are getting married. 35 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,906 I know. They'll be so happy together. 36 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,034 Two best friends in love. How often does that happen? 37 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,245 - Not that often. - No. 38 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,831 I'm so happy for them. 39 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,500 Me too. So happy for them. 40 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,587 I'm so happy and not at all jealous. 41 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:56,008 - Oh, no! God, definitely not jealous. - Mm-mm. 42 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:04,725 I'm probably 98 percent happy and maybe 2 percent jealous. 43 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,518 What's 2 percent? That's nothing. 44 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,270 Totally. 45 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,400 - I'm like 90-10. - Yeah. Me too. 46 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,365 Hey, have you guys seen Chandler? 47 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:26,622 No. But you know who was looking for you? 48 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,081 Tennille. 49 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,926 So that marriage stuff you were saying yesterday? 50 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:41,720 - You don't really believe that. - Sure, I do. 51 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:45,557 In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. 52 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:49,561 Look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs. 53 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,105 Pigs don't mate for life. 54 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:55,943 A pig can have 100 sexual partners in a lifetime. 55 00:03:56,194 --> 00:04:00,197 And that's just an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports. 56 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,699 Wait a minute. 57 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:06,870 Are you telling me you may never want to get married? 58 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,623 Never say never, but, probably... 59 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:11,291 ...yeah, never. 60 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:13,543 Oh, my God. 61 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:16,588 Then what are we even doing? What is this? 62 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:20,217 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is all this pressure? 63 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,552 Is this some new strategy? 64 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:26,515 Why don't you put down your copy of The Rules, huh, man-trap? 65 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,018 You know what? I gotta go. 66 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:34,815 It's okay. I got a plan. 67 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,115 - We're gonna find love. - Definitely. 68 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,327 Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that. 69 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:52,124 That's what makes it so easy to be 80 percent happy for Monica and Chandler. 70 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,295 - Would be nice to have a guarantee. - What do you mean? 71 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,797 Some people make deals with a friend. 72 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:03,635 Like if neither of them are married by 40, they marry each other. 73 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,512 - You mean a backup? - Exactly. 74 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:07,514 Yeah, yeah. I've got that. 75 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,517 - You do? - Mm-hm. 76 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:12,019 - Who? - Joey? 77 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:15,188 - Joey? Are you serious? - Yeah. 78 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,107 Yeah, I locked him in years ago. 79 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:25,324 Wait. So if neither of you are married by 40, you'll marry Joey? 80 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,284 Yep. We shook on it. 81 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,955 Yeah. But believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal. 82 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,666 Seriously? 83 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,835 I think his exact words were... 84 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,839 Charming. 85 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,842 - Ah, he's just a backup. - Yeah. 86 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,226 Hey, Monica. 87 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,645 Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror? 88 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,940 It's for my boat. Cool, huh? 89 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:00,859 Yeah, it's great. 90 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,612 What's the matter? Talk to the captain. 91 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:08,992 Just realizing I'm in a dead-end relationship. 92 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,952 Chandler's giving you a hard time? 93 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:14,498 I don't want to get married tomorrow. But I want to believe... 94 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:17,751 ...we're going somewhere, that I'm not wasting my time. 95 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:21,088 - You know Chandler. - No, I don't know Chandler. 96 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:25,425 Not anymore. It's like something's changed. 97 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:26,927 Maybe you changed. 98 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,262 I didn't change. 99 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,390 Maybe that's the problem. 100 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:35,977 - What? - Chandler is a complex fellow. 101 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,897 One who is unlikely to take a wife. 102 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:45,070 Does he think I'll just wait around for nothing? 103 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:48,323 Face it. Chandler is against marriage. 104 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,575 And always will be. 105 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,538 Well, there's some people who do want to marry me. 106 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:57,207 - There are? - Yeah. Richard. 107 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,584 Richard said he wants to marry you? 108 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:04,297 - And Chandler says he hates marriage? - That's right. 109 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,134 Chandler loves marriage! 110 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,555 You just told me he hates marriage! 111 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:15,308 That he's a complex fellow who's unlikely to take a wife! 112 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,103 That he's against marriage and always will be! 113 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,730 You got that from what I said? 114 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:30,407 - Rach. - Hey, you. 115 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,535 - Hey, come on in. - Thank you. 116 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:36,997 I'm so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth. 117 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:41,251 Thanks. Yeah, I really thought we'd be able to make it work. 118 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:43,587 I guess it just wasn't meant to be. 119 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,380 Yeah. Love. 120 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:48,341 It's a tricky business, isn't it? 121 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,719 I guess so. 122 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,388 So, what do you say we make a pact? 123 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:57,142 If you and I are both single by 40, we get married. 124 00:07:57,393 --> 00:08:00,437 I mean, we know each other, we like each other... 125 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:04,649 ...we've already slept together, so there'll be no surprises there. 126 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,610 No, like, "What's that?" 127 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:14,159 - Oh, you want me to be your backup. - Exactly. 128 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,495 Oh, yeah. I already have one. 129 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,289 - Who? - Phoebe. 130 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,790 Phoebe? 131 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,419 But she just said Joey is her backup. 132 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,922 Oh, I don't think so. 133 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:31,510 I just spoke with her. She said that she and Joey made a deal. 134 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,679 That's impossible. We have had a deal for years. 135 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,348 We shook on it. 136 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:40,060 Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that. 137 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,690 Where have you been? 138 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:49,611 I was making a coconut phone with the Professor. 139 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:54,533 Richard told Monica he wants to marry her. 140 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,785 - What? - I've been looking for you. 141 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,411 Stop messing with her! 142 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:02,415 And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off! 143 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,210 - Oh, my God! - I know! They suck! 144 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:09,297 He's not supposed to ask her to marry him! I am! 145 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,924 - I know! - What...? 146 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:14,886 You know what I'll do? I'll go over there and kick his ass! 147 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,763 Will you help me? 148 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,601 Look, us getting our asses kicked is not a solution. 149 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:23,687 Okay? 150 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:27,274 - Look, just go and find Monica. - You're right. 151 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:29,734 I'm gonna get the ring... 152 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,403 ...I'll go find her... 153 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,071 ...and I'll propose! 154 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,240 Dude! Dude! Dude! 155 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:39,494 That coconut phone might be good for the boat. 156 00:09:55,219 --> 00:10:00,265 Hi. 157 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,811 I don't know why I'm here. 158 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,063 I didn't ask. 159 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,984 You want to come in? 160 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,652 I don't know. 161 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:15,155 Oh, okay. 162 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:19,117 I'll just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. 163 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,496 Chandler is such an idiot! 164 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:24,998 Drink? 165 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,752 - Scotch on the... - Rocks with a twist? 166 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,004 I remember. 167 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,593 - You still smoking cigars? - Uh... 168 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,346 No, no. That's art. 169 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:43,433 If it bothers you, I can put my art out. 170 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,853 No, that's okay. 171 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:50,815 So, Monica... 172 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,817 ...let me ask you a question. 173 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,320 Since we broke up, do you ever... 174 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,821 ...think about me? 175 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,451 Actually, I thought about you a couple months ago. 176 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,787 - Really? - Yeah, but it's because I... 177 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:07,499 ...had an eye exam, and I don't like my new eye doctor. 178 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,335 - Who is it? - Edward Nevsky. 179 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,045 Yeah, he's no good. 180 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:17,300 Do you ever think about me in... 181 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:19,678 ...a non-eye-doctor way? 182 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,221 No. 183 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,973 Ah. 184 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:29,604 Because getting over you was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. 185 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,482 I never let myself think about you. 186 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,276 Wow. 187 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,034 Phoebe, you picked Joey and Ross? 188 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,953 You can't have two backups! 189 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,247 Of course I can. 190 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:50,083 It's just good sense to back up your backup. 191 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:53,002 - Look, I've already lost Chandler. - What? 192 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,171 Hey, Phoebe! 193 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,715 We're both backups? 194 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,551 How could you do this to me? 195 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:04,431 What are you complaining about? You were both aware of the situation. 196 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,558 - I was not! - No, we weren't! 197 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:10,437 This kind of back talk isn't gonna fly when we're married. 198 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,398 You can't have both. Pick one. 199 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,108 - Pick me! - No, pick me! 200 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:17,986 I don't want to end up an old maid. 201 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,530 Well, let's see. 202 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,991 Ross is a good father. 203 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,492 But... 204 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,120 ...Joey has a boat. This is hard. 205 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:29,581 This is crazy. I want to switch to Rachel. 206 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,166 I want to switch too. 207 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,960 No, wait! Okay, just wait! 208 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,213 Wait, guys. Don't make any rash decisions. 209 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,466 Remember my promise: 210 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,677 If we get married, three times a week. 211 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,471 Oh, my God. Phoebe... 212 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,098 I'm talking about massages. 213 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,517 No, I'm not. 214 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,356 I know how to settle this. Here's what we'll do. 215 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,817 I'll write "Joey"... 216 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,319 ...on one napkin. 217 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,447 And I'm going to write "Ross" on the other napkin... 218 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,324 ...and we'll pick one. 219 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,993 That person will be our backup. Here we go. 220 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,870 - That sounds fair. - All right. 221 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,663 Good. Switching them up. 222 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,415 Ooh... 223 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,795 - Pick one. - Left. 224 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,923 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 225 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,511 - Ross. - Joey. 226 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,807 - We should just switch. - Absolutely. 227 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,312 I miss this apartment. 228 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,856 Now, this is a grownup's apartment. 229 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,484 - I should be with a grownup, you know? - Yeah. 230 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:44,030 You're saying you need to be with someone more mature. 231 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,865 Maybe someone with... 232 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,953 ...a license to practice medicine. 233 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,955 Or a mustache. 234 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,000 Let's face it. I'm not a kid anymore. 235 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,128 I need to be with someone who wants the same things. 236 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:03,716 Coming to my work and telling me you love me, I want that! 237 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:08,096 Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don't want that! 238 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,015 I think that's fair. 239 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,352 Fair? Please. Don't even talk to me about fair. 240 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,480 Fair would've been you wanting to marry me then. 241 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,108 Or Chandler wanting to marry me now. 242 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,736 Believe me, nothing about this is fair. Nothing. 243 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,865 - Nothing! Nothing! - It's okay. 244 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,284 Hey. Shh. 245 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,912 Nothing. 246 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,628 I don't know. 247 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,006 I know. 248 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,467 Yeah, I... I... 249 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,637 I have to figure... 250 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,473 ...some stuff, before I can... 251 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,183 Yeah, I understand. 252 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,520 Take as much time as you want. 253 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,398 Ten, 20 minutes, if you need it. 254 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,861 I'll be here. Not smoking. 255 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,171 - Chandler. - Where is she? 256 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,298 I'm not scared of you. 257 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,844 She's not here. And please come in. 258 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,555 Scotch on the rocks... 259 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,183 ...with a twist, on a coaster. 260 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,935 Monica? Monica? 261 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,189 Okay, she was here. But she left. 262 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,815 Where did she go? 263 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,568 She said she had to think things over. 264 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:50,198 Oh, my God. I can't believe this. I thought you were a good guy. 265 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,200 Oh, hey. Look, nothing happened. 266 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:56,329 Nothing happened? Nothing? You didn't tell her you love her? 267 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,248 Well, all right, one thing happened. 268 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,334 You know what you did? 269 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,836 My girlfriend is thinking things over. 270 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,297 You made my girlfriend think! 271 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,676 Well, I'm sorry. 272 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,929 What's to think about? I love her. 273 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:17,225 Well, apparently I'm willing to offer her things that you are not. 274 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,812 I'm willing to offer her those things. This was just a plan. 275 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:25,608 To throw her off so when I offered all these things, she'd be surprised. 276 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,821 If it helps, it worked very well. 277 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,866 It was working till you showed up, you big tree. 278 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,454 This isn't fair. 279 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:42,125 You had your chance with her, and you blew it! 280 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,502 This is my chance and I won't blow it... 281 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,005 ...because we are meant for each other. 282 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,550 And this has all just been one stupid mistake! 283 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,469 I was gonna propose tonight. 284 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,598 You were? 285 00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,934 Yeah, I even... 286 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,103 ...got a ring. 287 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,313 Did you get a ring? 288 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,274 No, I don't have a ring. 289 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,156 You go get her. 290 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,120 And can I give you a piece of advice? 291 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,205 If you do get her... 292 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,958 ...don't let her go. 293 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,626 Trust me. 294 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:32,050 You know, Richard, you are a good guy. 295 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,803 I know. 296 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,347 I hate that. 297 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,238 - Dude. - I've gotta find Monica. 298 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,448 She's gone. 299 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,243 - What? - She had a bag and she left. 300 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,454 - What? - She was crying. 301 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,916 She said you want different things and she needs to think. 302 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,543 Why didn't you tell her it was a plan? 303 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:11,047 I did! I told her everything. She wouldn't believe me. 304 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,423 Well, where...? 305 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,883 Where did she go? 306 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,677 To her parents'. She said you shouldn't call. 307 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,388 But if I were you, I would. 308 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,599 Can't believe I ruined this. 309 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,185 I am so sorry, man. 310 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,365 You wanted it to be a surprise. 311 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,335 Oh, my God. 312 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,343 Chandler... 313 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,680 ...in all my life... 314 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,016 ...I never thought I would be so lucky... 315 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:11,315 ...as to fall in love with my best... 316 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,235 My best... 317 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:19,073 - There's a reason why girls don't do this! - Okay, okay, okay. 318 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,951 I'll do it. I thought... 319 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,832 Wait, I can do this. 320 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,881 I thought that it mattered... 321 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,634 ...what I said or where I said it. 322 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,345 Then I realized... 323 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,891 ...the only thing that matters is that you... 324 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,857 You make me happier than I ever thought I could be. 325 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,029 And if you let me... 326 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,825 ...I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. 327 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,461 Monica... 328 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,714 ...will you marry me? 329 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,551 Yes. 330 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,776 I knew you were likely to take a wife! 331 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,281 Can we come in yet? We're dying out here! 332 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,076 Come in! Come in! 333 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,913 We're engaged! 334 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,419 Oh! 335 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,714 This is the least jealous I've ever been! 336 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,385 Oh, no, wait! This is wrong! Ross isn't here! 337 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,844 - Oh. - Oh. 338 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,390 He's done it three times. He knows what it's about! 339 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,433 Yeah. 340 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,377 Oh, my darling 341 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:42,300 You were wonderful tonight 24659

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