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Previously on fucking "Chucky"...
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Hey! Come back here!
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Come back here!
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He said he was my friend
till the end,
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but he lied.
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She is incredibly rare.
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I need
to transfer my soul again,
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but I can only transfer it
into a Belle doll.
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Dolls are horrifying.
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Never trust any doll.
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Dolls are fucked up.
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You were never there for us,
and you still aren't.
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Whatever you do,
you are my kid,
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you are a killer,
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and you can't escape that!
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Good Guy dolls are hard
to come by.
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In fact,
this is the last one,
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and I'm gonna need it
for Chucky Prime.
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Do we have a deal?
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We did it.
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I can't believe it.
we finally got him.
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both: No!
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Aah!
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- Glen!
- No! No!
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Every Better Days Hospital
in the country
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will receive a priceless gift
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from her personal collection
of vintage Good Guy Dolls.
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Keep this handy.
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Sweet dreams.
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Do you think his whole life
is flashing before his eyes?
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♪ You were rockin'
and rollin' ♪
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Charlie?
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Did you always plan
on killing your mother
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or was it
a spontaneous decision?
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What's spontaneous?
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All of a sudden.
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Unplanned.
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I like both actually,
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but spontaneous
is the most fun.
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So, Doc, here's the deal.
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I need to get one
of these little shits
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to kill someone.
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Well, I've had them all
on my couch over the years.
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I nod. I prod.
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They do what I tell them,
and then I just sit back
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and watch their lives
fall apart, more or less.
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It's quite fascinating really.
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But how do I do it?
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Most kids aren't born
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with my kind of talent,
you know?
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Of course not, Charlie.
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Your particular form of genius
is exceedingly rare.
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Keep in mind,
these are teenagers.
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They are ruled
by their hormones,
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their emotions,
and their anxieties.
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Mom!
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If you want
to push them over the edge...
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Aah!
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Mom?
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All you have to do
is traumatize them.
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Uh-huh.
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Whoa!
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Thank you. Finally.
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You have no idea
how hard it's been
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getting one of you little shits
to step the fuck up and play.
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I'll spare her
for Dr. Mixter
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and our lord and savior.
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So long, suckers.
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See ya real soon.
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Sorry, Doc,
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but I'm afraid our time is up.
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Ade due Damballa.
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Give me the power,
I beg of you.
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Aah!
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Ade due Damballa.
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And switch.
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Huh?
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No.
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Do you think his whole life
is flashing before his eyes?
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♪ Oh, the weather outside
is frightful ♪
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♪ And the radiation
ain't much better ♪
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♪ So grab a gas mask
and a rifle ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're goin' out
to send a letter ♪
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♪ In the nuclear winter
wonderland ♪
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Hi. My name is Lexy.
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I know you know my last name.
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I've never exactly
been anonymous.
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I'm an addict.
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Just got out of rehab.
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It's one of the very
few things in my life
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that I never posted about
on TikTok or Instagram
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because it didn't fit
into the perfect commercial
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for the perfect life
I was trying to advertise.
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Like, layers and layers
of secrets
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I've been trying so hard
to keep covered up.
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But the truth is,
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my addiction isn't the only
secret I've been keeping.
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There's another secret,
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one that only three other
people in my life know about.
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It's definitely one
of the reasons I'm an addict
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in the first place.
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But it's even scarier
than the addiction itself.
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The truth is,
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for a while now,
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there's been a monster
in my life,
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a monster hiding behind
a supposedly innocent face.
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It's actually been driving
certain behavior on my part
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that may have looked pretty bad
from the outside.
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The monster is...
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My mother.
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I mean, we all know
what she's like, right?
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Controlling, self-absorbed, narcissistic.
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It's no wonder I'm an addict.
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Frankly, with my mother
as a role model,
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it's a miracle
I'm not a hooker.
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Hey, so have you talked
to Devon?
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Maybe once.
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You know, rehab and a billion
hours of community service
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didn't exactly
help my social life.
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He's probably just busy
getting his hours in.
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Yeah.
I mean, you're probably right.
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I mean, I just finished mine
yesterday, so...
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Merry Christmas.
You're under arrest.
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So your mom's really okay
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with me staying
over the holidays?
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- I haven't told her yet.
- Wait, what?
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Okay.
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Perfect timing.
Let me do the talking.
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Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
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Jake's here,
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and he needs a place to crash
for a few days.
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Jake.
Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Of course you can stay here.
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It's the holidays.
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You should be
with people who love you.
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Thank you, Mrs. Cross.
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- Mm.
- Yeah. Thanks, Mom.
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Mrs. Cross is what I call
the mother of my late husband.
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God rest his soul.
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Please call me Michelle.
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Thanks, Michelle.
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Besides,
surviving an ordeal together,
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like we did
with last year's tragedies,
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I think has taught us all
the real meaning of community.
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I mean, what kind
of neighbor would I be
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if I wasn't here
to take in a...
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a poor orphan
during the holidays?
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Um, two orphans.
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What?
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Surprise!
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Oh, my God.
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Wait, Devon.
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Oh, my God.
- Hey.
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- Uh...
- So did you miss me?
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Uh, yeah,
I missed you.
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So what's been going on?
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God damn it, Alexandra.
Why do you do this to me?
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I was live streaming
to 100,000 followers.
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What's the problem?
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Wouldn't taking in
two orphans at Christmas
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make you look even more
charitable and mayor-like?
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Say, normal to your followers?
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I can't do this
with you today, okay?
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I can't do this.
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I'm walking away.
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I'm done.
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Hi.
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Um, Merry Christmas, Jake.
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I'm your present.
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From me.
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And this is from me.
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Oh, wow.
Thank you.
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Um, I have to go out
for a while.
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- You just got here.
- Yeah, I--I know.
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Um, I just--
I have to get your present.
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- You're my present.
- Yeah, but I'm from Lexy.
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You know,
we're both presents from Lexy.
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You know,
this is from you to me,
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so, you know,
I have to reciprocate.
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Jake, you're making this
way too complicated.
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I just wanna
spend time with you.
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That's all I want
for Christmas.
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Look, I know.
Me too.
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But you're gonna love this.
I promise, okay?
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Look, I'll be right back.
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See you in a bit,
and Merry Christmas.
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Questions still surround
the case of Dr. Amanda Mixter,
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the local psychiatrist
who was found dead,
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apparently of natural causes,
in her downtown office,
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this following
the bizarre tragedy
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at Burlington's Catholic
School of the Incarnate Lord,
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where Dr. Mixter had ties.
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The school has been
permanently closed,
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and the Archdiocese of Camden
had no comment.
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Hey, hon.
Can I get you anything?
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Not tonight. Thanks.
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I'm okay.
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Hi. Happy holidays.
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I'm back.
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Hey.
- How are they?
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Not good.
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The doctors say
that they have...
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days now, maybe less.
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I can't lose Glen, Mom.
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If they die,
I die too.
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I know, Sweetface.
I know.
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Then you know
what we have to do.
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Yes.
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And you're okay with that?
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Why do you think I saved it
all these years?
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We have to get you in here.
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I mean, you're the only one
who knows how to do the spell.
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What--what about the guard?
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I have an idea.
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You just have to be
Jennifer Tilly one last time.
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But Jennifer Tilly's wanted
for murder.
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Jennifer Tilly
is a damn good actress.
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And tomorrow,
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you're gonna give
the performance of her life.
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la ♪
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Whoa.
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World's quietest?
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Mm, what the hell?
I deserve it.
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I've been a very naughty boy
this year.
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Hey, everybody.
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I just wanted to pop in
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and share how my beautiful
nativity-scape is coming along.
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Take a look.
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Here we go.
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I just finished dressing
these handsome gents.
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And can't find
a suitable baby Jesus?
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Any doll from your kid's room
will do.
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- Hi there. How you doing?
- Hi.
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Aah!
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- Oh, my God.
- Seriously?
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I'm sorry.
I'm such a klutz.
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Here, just get another one
on me.
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Sorry.
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Fucking moron.
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Whoa.
Excuse me.
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Merry Christmas, Doctor.
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Merry Christmas.
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Oh.
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Oh, my poor baby.
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Okay.
We have to be quick.
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Okay. All right.
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Uh, here.
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Okay. Ready?
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Holy shit. You.
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Yes, it's me,
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Dr. Robert Rasmussen.
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I didn't think you'd actually
be stupid enough to come here.
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Predictability is so boring.
Don't you think?
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Hold on right there.
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Are you gonna
finish that drink?
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I suppose your plan is
to throw it in my face?
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Could be.
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Ooh, or these flowers.
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- Jenn, put it down.
- Aah!
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Everything okay in there?
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I heard a crash.
263
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,519
Oh, the klutz strikes again.
264
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,868
I--I broke a vase.
265
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,565
Oh, that's okay, hon.
266
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,566
I'll get someone
to clean it up.
267
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,742
No. No, no, no.
I got it.
268
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,832
- You sure?
- Sure as sugar.
269
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,704
Okay, then.
270
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,336
Hey, Mom?
271
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,512
Clear?
272
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,646
Oh, yes.
273
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:56,265
Aah!
274
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,757
Merry Christmas, Mom.
275
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,194
Merry Christmas, Glenda.
276
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:44,052
Aah!
277
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:51,973
I just finished
dressing these handsome gents.
278
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:56,847
And can't find
a suitable baby Jesus?
279
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,415
Any doll from your kid's room
will do.
280
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,852
- Oh, my God.
- Bye, and Merry Christmas!
281
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,333
What is it?
282
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:09,077
I think Mummy just found
her next sublet.
283
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,383
Okay.
284
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:13,081
Let's see.
Where was I?
285
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,431
Am I done yet?
Can I see?
286
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,303
No, no, no, no, no, no.
287
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:21,307
I just have to put on
the finishing touches.
288
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,265
Oh.
289
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,312
And a little bit
more lip gloss.
290
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,402
All right.
291
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:32,753
You can look now.
292
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:36,278
Ta-da.
293
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,673
Oh, it's me.
294
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,328
Oh, I love it.
295
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,417
I love me.
296
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,114
Oh, thank you, Mummy.
297
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,986
Oh, you're welcome, Gl--
298
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:51,250
Oh, what should I call you now?
299
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,514
G.G.
300
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,776
Call me G.G.
301
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,343
G.G.
302
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,562
I love it.
303
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:02,086
So, G.G.,
what should we do now?
304
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:06,047
Should we go online
and shop for little tiny shoes?
305
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,788
Oh, stop it, Mummy!
306
00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:10,486
You'll wrinkle my dress.
307
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:14,185
Or we could scare the shit out
of that little brat
308
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,318
in room 304
down the hall.
309
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:20,017
Oh,
actually I thought maybe--
310
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,411
I thought
I might do some traveling.
311
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:26,067
Oh.
312
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,156
Oh, that would...
313
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:31,812
That sounds very exciting.
314
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,162
Where do you think
you might wanna go?
315
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,424
England.
316
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:38,079
England, definitely.
317
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,124
I want to explore my roots.
318
00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:41,474
Oh, yeah.
319
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:44,128
I'm kind of clocking that.
320
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,740
What's that accent
you're doing?
321
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,959
It's my accent.
322
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:52,746
Oh, no, Sweetface,
you're way overplaying it.
323
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:56,967
If I were you, I would
dial it back to about a seven.
324
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:02,190
What would Jennifer Tilly do, hmm?
325
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:05,846
Crank that shit.
326
00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:16,160
Oh, I'm going
to miss you, Mummy.
327
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,640
Aw.
328
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,340
I'm going to miss you too, G.G.
329
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:26,127
Can I give you a lift
to the post office?
330
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,329
Hey, I'm back.
331
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:56,331
Where have you been?
332
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,072
What's this?
333
00:22:58,072 --> 00:23:00,074
So I know this is
against the rules of Christmas,
334
00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:03,469
but I couldn't wait
till tomorrow, so...
335
00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:13,696
Come on.
Open it.
336
00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:23,967
I did some research online.
337
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:27,275
Apparently,
this is the best one, so...
338
00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:30,060
I thought maybe it could help
you get back into podcasting,
339
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,671
just like old times.
340
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,717
Thanks.
341
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,895
What?
342
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:42,638
Well, I haven't really been
into podcasting for a year.
343
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,379
I'm kind of done with it.
344
00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:49,819
Okay.
Um, I'm sorry.
345
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:54,171
But, I mean,
it is cool, though.
346
00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:55,738
Thanks.
347
00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:58,524
Yeah.
348
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:05,052
Merry Christmas, Devon.
349
00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:08,882
Yeah, you too.
350
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,670
♪ For the end of December
351
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,977
♪ When the weather's
really chilly ♪
352
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:19,196
All right.
353
00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:20,894
There we go.
354
00:24:22,722 --> 00:24:24,680
Oh.
355
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,944
I have to post this.
356
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:34,690
Everybody, smile.
357
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,910
Beautiful.
358
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:40,435
Bon appétit.
359
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:46,746
So my followers really seem
to love my nativity scene.
360
00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:50,140
It got over 30,000 likes.
361
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:53,492
So, sweetheart, are you excited
for Santa tonight?
362
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,668
I guess.
363
00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:57,713
Well, you've been
such a good girl this year.
364
00:24:57,713 --> 00:25:00,020
I bet he's gonna bring you
something really special.
365
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,674
I hope I like it.
366
00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:03,893
No, it's okay
if you don't, though.
367
00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:05,068
You could always
just exchange it
368
00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,548
for something
you think is better.
369
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:07,984
- Jake--
- I mean,
370
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,420
just return it for cash.
371
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:10,770
I mean,
cash is great.
372
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:13,250
Jake, I like the gift, okay?
373
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:15,035
Yeah, well,
it doesn't seem like you do.
374
00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:17,124
What do you want me to say?
I love it.
375
00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:19,039
I think it's the greatest gift
in the history of all gifts.
376
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:20,562
I was just trying
to make you happy.
377
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:21,520
What's wrong with that?
- You're not trying
378
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,825
to make me happy.
379
00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,044
You're trying
to make yourself feel better.
380
00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:25,741
What is that
supposed to mean?
381
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,874
That podcast shit
is so last year.
382
00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:31,094
Language.
383
00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:32,313
Then what?
384
00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:33,880
What do you want?
- You.
385
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,099
- You have me.
- No, I don't.
386
00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:39,581
You didn't even show up
for Halloween.
387
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,931
And when we were
finally back together,
388
00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:43,933
all you did was ignore
how I felt about...
389
00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:46,588
Stuff.
390
00:25:48,329 --> 00:25:50,157
I came here 'cause I thought
things were gonna be different.
391
00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:53,813
I feel like an idiot.
392
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,599
All this time we've said
we've been together,
393
00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:00,863
but I think you left
a long time ago.
394
00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:09,959
Devon, I--
395
00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:12,309
All right, all right.
Enough, enough.
396
00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:13,702
This is wildly inappropriate.
397
00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:14,964
Mom,
they're just being honest.
398
00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:18,098
The dinner table
is no place for that.
399
00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:20,535
It's Christmas,
for God's sake.
400
00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:25,322
Well, I have something
that I wanna say.
401
00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:27,629
Oh, Lexy,
please, not now.
402
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,589
- Mom, I was just gonna--
- Oh, look, here it goes.
403
00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:35,071
I'm sorry.
404
00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:41,600
All this time,
during my recovery...
405
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,429
I've blamed you for everything
that's gone wrong in my life--
406
00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:49,172
how you've been
selfish and mean
407
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:52,872
and how you've just left me
alone in all the sadness.
408
00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:55,004
This is your apology?
409
00:26:55,004 --> 00:26:57,790
- Look, Michelle--
- Mrs. Cross.
410
00:26:57,790 --> 00:27:02,142
Mrs. Cross,
this isn't easy for her, okay?
411
00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:03,839
I know you think that Lexy
just cares about herself,
412
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,015
but that's not true.
413
00:27:06,015 --> 00:27:07,669
She's been trying really hard,
414
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,541
and the least you can do
is listen to her.
415
00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:11,934
Okay.
416
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,677
Thanks, Jake.
417
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:23,293
What I was trying to say
418
00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:26,209
was that everything
that I have blamed you for,
419
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:28,647
I'm also guilty of doing.
420
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,824
And that's on me.
That's my fault.
421
00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:33,869
I never really thought
422
00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:37,873
about what you might
be going through,
423
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:41,181
that you would be hiding
the pain just as much as I was.
424
00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:46,621
I think we're both more alike
425
00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:49,015
than either of us
wants to admit.
426
00:27:54,629 --> 00:27:57,240
Well...
427
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,851
um,
428
00:27:58,851 --> 00:28:01,418
I'm glad you're learning
429
00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:04,378
how much your behavior
affects other people.
430
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,949
You're really growing up.
431
00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:15,084
And...
432
00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:19,698
I admit I have made
some mistakes too.
433
00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:25,704
I'm really sorry for that.
434
00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:30,273
It's a Christmas miracle.
435
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:34,669
Why don't you two
just make up already?
436
00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:44,418
Yes, please.
437
00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:18,539
Are we gonna be like them
when we grow up?
438
00:29:18,539 --> 00:29:21,672
- Who?
- Andy and Kyle.
439
00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:24,501
No jobs, no lives.
440
00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:29,028
Just complete obsession
with all things Chucky.
441
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:32,161
That is a terrifying thought.
442
00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:34,163
Every time
I get a wrong number,
443
00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:39,821
every time
we see someone with red hair,
444
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:43,042
or even a certain kind of box,
445
00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:46,349
are we just always
gonna think it's him?
446
00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:48,525
Chucky's dead.
447
00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:50,527
So I've heard.
448
00:29:50,527 --> 00:29:52,791
I think we just need
to learn to live with it.
449
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:56,838
Bad things will always happen,
whether Chucky's here or not.
450
00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:59,449
Wow, that makes me
feel so much better.
451
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,758
You know
what makes me feel better?
452
00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:08,241
You two.
453
00:30:08,241 --> 00:30:09,764
You really do.
454
00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,682
Now I feel like a dick.
455
00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:17,554
- We love you anyways.
- Okay.
456
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:19,992
Yeah, I love you too.
457
00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:21,732
I'm going to sleep.
458
00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:23,778
Good night, dorks.
459
00:30:28,652 --> 00:30:31,742
I'm sorry, Devon.
460
00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:33,875
It's okay.
461
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,485
No, it's not.
462
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,535
You're right,
and I think I was avoiding you.
463
00:30:41,535 --> 00:30:42,797
Why?
464
00:30:45,539 --> 00:30:48,194
I don't know, I...
465
00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:50,849
I thought
I wasn't good enough for you.
466
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,894
That's insane.
467
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:55,201
I let Chucky get to me twice.
468
00:30:56,942 --> 00:31:00,771
He got inside my head,
and people died.
469
00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:02,556
Chucky was the asshole.
470
00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:04,819
It's not your fault.
471
00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,473
Yeah, well,
Chucky may be gone,
472
00:31:06,473 --> 00:31:09,911
but you're still stuck
with the same old me.
473
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:12,827
That's exactly
the you I want--
474
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:15,569
the Jake who makes
weird fucking art.
475
00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:21,662
The Jake with long, curly hair.
476
00:31:21,662 --> 00:31:23,794
Oh, my God, I knew
you didn't like my haircut.
477
00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:29,626
And the Jake
who stands up for his friends,
478
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:32,151
like you did with Lexy tonight.
479
00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:33,935
That's the Jake I love.
480
00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:38,113
I love you more, Devon.
481
00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:39,680
That's not possible.
482
00:31:41,725 --> 00:31:42,901
Coolio.
483
00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:52,649
Okay, this is very sweet,
484
00:31:52,649 --> 00:31:54,913
but can you two please
stop making out on my floor
485
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,479
so I can get some sleep?
486
00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:04,009
You know...
487
00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:09,536
You're the best Christmas
present I've ever gotten.
488
00:32:09,536 --> 00:32:11,494
Speaking of which,
you did save the receipt
489
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:13,801
for that podcast shit, right?
- Oh, shut up.
490
00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:18,893
♪ No matter how fierce
falls the snow ♪
491
00:32:18,893 --> 00:32:21,896
♪ Baby,
I'ma never let you go ♪
492
00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:24,290
♪ Till you start believing
493
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:26,814
♪ That I don't need baubles
and I don't need gifts ♪
494
00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:29,686
♪ And we don't need mistletoe
to kiss ♪
495
00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:33,038
♪ You are
my only Christmas wish ♪
496
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:34,996
♪ Every season
497
00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:37,085
♪ This ain't no lullaby
498
00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:39,783
♪ But I can make it rhyme
for you ♪
499
00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:41,524
♪ Yeah, I can try
500
00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:45,876
♪ I can try to lie,
but you know me too well ♪
501
00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,791
♪ This ain't no symphony
502
00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:50,707
♪ But if you wanna
sing with me ♪
503
00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:52,361
♪ Then I can try
504
00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:57,323
♪ I can try to lie
505
00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:59,499
♪ In the lullaby
506
00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:02,328
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
507
00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:04,983
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la
508
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,724
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
509
00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:10,205
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la
510
00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:13,252
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
511
00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:20,781
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la
512
00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:38,103
'Twas the night
before Christmas,
513
00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:39,930
and all through the house,
514
00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,584
not a creature was stirring--
515
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:43,151
not even a mouse.
516
00:33:43,151 --> 00:33:46,633
The stockings were hung
by the chimney with care
517
00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:48,243
in the hopes
that Saint Nicholas
518
00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:50,071
soon would be there.
519
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:53,379
The children were nestled
all snug in their beds...
520
00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:55,381
While visions
of killer dolls
521
00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:58,775
danced in their fucking skulls.
522
00:33:58,775 --> 00:34:01,778
I'll take it from here, Caroline.
523
00:34:01,778 --> 00:34:04,085
I enjoyed my milk and cookies,
524
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,522
wearing a silly red hat,
525
00:34:06,522 --> 00:34:10,352
but I had zero intention
of taking a nap.
526
00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:14,704
So then to the stairs,
I flew with a flash,
527
00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:20,710
excited to have
three nosy kids to slash.
528
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:49,696
No...
529
00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:48,842
Who's there?
530
00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:52,672
I'm gonna call the cops.
531
00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:57,372
Jennifer?
532
00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,374
Jennifer Tilly?
533
00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:02,203
Hi!
It's me, Mayor Michelle!
534
00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:03,596
Oh. Oh, hi.
535
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,206
Remember we met last year
at the charity event
536
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,339
for Better Days
Children's Hospitals?
537
00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:08,992
I know that didn't go so well.
538
00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:10,385
I hope you won't
hold that against me.
539
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,344
Oh, no, not at all.
540
00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:13,693
Wait.
541
00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:15,216
Aren't you wanted for murder?
542
00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:18,045
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
543
00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:21,875
That was just
a big misunderstanding.
544
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:24,051
- Oh.
- And that's why I'm here.
545
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,923
Oh, my God.
This is so random.
546
00:36:26,923 --> 00:36:29,796
And I'm sorry to barge in
on your house
547
00:36:29,796 --> 00:36:31,450
on Christmas Eve...
- Oh, no worries.
548
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:35,758
But I saw on your Instagram,
you have this doll.
549
00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:38,239
- Yes!
- This very rare doll,
550
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,241
which I desperately need,
551
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:44,463
because, well, you know,
that Good Guy doll shipment
552
00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:46,247
never did make it
to Better Days...
553
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,988
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- And I feel
554
00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:49,729
if the public
were just reminded
555
00:36:49,729 --> 00:36:51,905
of all my charitable endeavors
556
00:36:51,905 --> 00:36:55,735
that perhaps they would make
that silly murder charge
557
00:36:55,735 --> 00:36:56,736
just go away--
- No, wait, wait.
558
00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:57,780
I need to post this.
559
00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:59,869
Oh, okay. Okay.
560
00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:02,089
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so excited.
561
00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:04,396
It's Jennifer Tilly!
562
00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:07,399
Uh...
563
00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:09,488
Oh, my gosh.
Smile!
564
00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:12,186
Okay.
- No.
565
00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:21,804
Aah!
566
00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:03,019
Man, that was quiet.
567
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:06,980
Where have you been
all my life?
568
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:08,982
Mwah!
- Chucky!
569
00:38:08,982 --> 00:38:10,766
You're supposed to be dead!
570
00:38:10,766 --> 00:38:16,250
You know, if I had a nickel
for every time I heard that...
571
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:20,123
What are you doing here?
- None of your beeswax.
572
00:38:20,123 --> 00:38:22,909
Killing a mother
on Christmas Eve?
573
00:38:22,909 --> 00:38:25,172
You're despicable!
574
00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:28,871
You're just jealous
you didn't think of it first.
575
00:38:28,871 --> 00:38:31,439
What are those poor kids
gonna do now?
576
00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:34,355
They're gonna rest in pieces,
577
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,052
just like their parents.
578
00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:38,141
Except for that Caroline.
579
00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:40,753
I think she's got potential.
580
00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:42,363
But...
581
00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:46,411
kids who misbehave
have to be punished.
582
00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,761
So where are they, Tiff?
583
00:38:48,761 --> 00:38:51,024
I don't know
who you're talking about.
584
00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:54,897
Glen and Glenda.
They disobeyed me.
585
00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:58,640
They have to be punished too, severely.
586
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,686
Chucky.
587
00:39:00,686 --> 00:39:03,036
They're--they're dead.
588
00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:06,213
Come on, doll.
I wasn't born yesterday.
589
00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:08,911
I mean, technically, I was
born about three weeks ago.
590
00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:11,523
But I'm not stupid.
591
00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:13,220
I know what you're up to.
592
00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:17,137
I'm gonna find them
and punish them
593
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:21,097
right after I punish
those brats upstairs.
594
00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:23,752
You're not gonna get
to them--any of them.
595
00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:25,711
You'll have to go
through me first.
596
00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:29,149
Ah, the scenic route.
597
00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:31,412
Aah!
598
00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:37,636
Hey!
599
00:39:37,636 --> 00:39:38,767
What did you do
to my mother?
600
00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,552
I'll fucking kill you!
- Tiff!
601
00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:42,902
Get this bitch off me!
602
00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:45,557
- No.
- Tiff, listen to me.
603
00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:47,776
I'm the last Chucky standing.
604
00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:51,563
If I die this time,
I die for good.
605
00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:53,434
Oh, dear.
606
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:54,696
So sad.
607
00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:57,525
Tiff.
608
00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:59,571
Tiff!
609
00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:01,877
Lexy.
610
00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:03,966
Let me go,
611
00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:08,318
and I'll get you
all the drugs you'll ever need.
612
00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:11,800
This is the only drug I need.
613
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,454
Aah!
614
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:23,595
♪ Here comes Santa
615
00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:25,423
♪ Santa Claus
616
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:29,078
♪ Ooh, make way
for Santa Claus ♪
617
00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:31,037
♪ He's swinging toys
618
00:40:31,037 --> 00:40:33,431
♪ For girls and boys
619
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:37,130
♪ But they are
sleeping tight ♪
620
00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:40,133
♪ For the chicks
at the malt shop ♪
621
00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:41,874
♪ Down the street
622
00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:43,049
Oh!
623
00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:45,965
Aah!
624
00:40:47,314 --> 00:40:50,448
I--aah!
625
00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:06,942
What a fucking rush.
626
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:23,002
No. No, no.
627
00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:26,919
I just wanted...
628
00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:34,492
Devon, call the police.
629
00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:40,410
Devon, call the fucking cops!
She's gonna bleed out!
630
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,458
You're lucky
he's such a good guy.
631
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:48,114
No, Devon,
you're the lucky one.
632
00:41:57,906 --> 00:42:00,387
Hold this.
633
00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:13,269
Put the phone down.
634
00:42:19,058 --> 00:42:20,363
And the knives.
635
00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:21,626
Now.
636
00:42:25,194 --> 00:42:27,501
Let's go.
- Uh-huh.
637
00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:29,459
No. No, Caroline,
what are you doing?
638
00:42:30,809 --> 00:42:33,289
Chucky always told me,
639
00:42:33,289 --> 00:42:36,379
one day, my real mommy
would come for me.
640
00:42:37,816 --> 00:42:40,122
He told me a long time ago
641
00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:42,734
that the lady downstairs,
642
00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:44,910
she only adopted me.
643
00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:46,825
That's why I never fit in here.
644
00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:50,045
Caroline, it's not--
645
00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:51,351
he--he lied to you.
646
00:42:51,351 --> 00:42:53,919
You're not my real sister.
647
00:42:53,919 --> 00:42:56,574
Chucky told me everything.
648
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,925
He told me to just pretend
to be afraid of him.
649
00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:01,883
And I fooled you.
650
00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:04,843
I fooled everyone.
651
00:43:04,843 --> 00:43:06,801
Clever girl.
652
00:43:06,801 --> 00:43:08,803
No.
653
00:43:08,803 --> 00:43:12,024
Caroline, he lies.
Remember?
654
00:43:13,808 --> 00:43:16,071
I'm your sister.
- She's lying.
655
00:43:16,071 --> 00:43:17,638
I'm your real sister.
656
00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:18,987
You're the liar.
657
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,426
Now where is he, Lexy?
658
00:43:23,426 --> 00:43:26,821
What have you done with him?
659
00:43:26,821 --> 00:43:28,344
I killed him.
660
00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:32,740
For real this time.
661
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,655
You'll be sorry, Lexy.
662
00:43:34,655 --> 00:43:37,179
You'll all be sorry.
663
00:43:40,008 --> 00:43:42,097
Mommy?
- Yes, honey?
664
00:43:42,097 --> 00:43:44,578
- Let's go.
- All right, Sweetface.
665
00:43:46,058 --> 00:43:47,712
Toodle-oo.
666
00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:48,974
No, Caroline. No.
667
00:43:48,974 --> 00:43:50,540
No. Please, no.
668
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:30,189
Now I'm an orphan too.
669
00:44:34,062 --> 00:44:35,934
We got you.
670
00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,892
Okay.
671
00:44:37,892 --> 00:44:41,635
So you heard screams
around 11:45.
672
00:44:41,635 --> 00:44:42,941
You had reason
to believe
673
00:44:42,941 --> 00:44:44,899
that the suspect was
still in the house,
674
00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:47,554
so you acted in self-defense.
675
00:44:47,554 --> 00:44:50,296
Then the suspect
left the scene,
676
00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:53,081
taking your sister,
Caroline, hostage.
677
00:44:53,081 --> 00:44:54,169
Exactly.
678
00:44:54,169 --> 00:44:56,041
Had you seen
the suspect before?
679
00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:57,085
Absolutely.
680
00:44:59,522 --> 00:45:02,308
- It was Jennifer Tilly.
- Huh.
681
00:45:02,308 --> 00:45:03,831
Damn shame.
682
00:45:03,831 --> 00:45:06,007
I always thought
she was overrated.
683
00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:09,924
Anyway, since none of you
has any next of kin,
684
00:45:09,924 --> 00:45:11,578
we made an emergency call to--
- No, you don't understand.
685
00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:13,058
We need to find my sister now.
686
00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:15,364
I'm sorry, but we're trying
everything we can to--
687
00:45:15,364 --> 00:45:16,844
Oh, my God.
688
00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:18,672
Are you guys okay?
- Mrs. F.
689
00:45:18,672 --> 00:45:20,239
Oh, my God.
690
00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:27,855
Thanks for coming.
691
00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:30,249
We still have a lot
of forensic work to do here.
692
00:45:30,249 --> 00:45:33,034
Can you take them
somewhere safe today?
693
00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:36,298
Yeah.
Yeah, no problem.
694
00:45:36,298 --> 00:45:38,344
Lexy, I'm so sorry.
695
00:45:38,344 --> 00:45:41,564
Yeah, but right now,
we need your help.
696
00:45:41,564 --> 00:45:44,002
With or without the cops.
697
00:45:44,002 --> 00:45:45,568
Okay.
698
00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:47,919
What's going on?
699
00:45:47,919 --> 00:45:49,877
We have something
to tell you.
700
00:45:49,877 --> 00:45:52,358
It's gonna sound
completely insane.
701
00:45:54,534 --> 00:45:56,754
Mrs. F.,
do you remember Chucky?
702
00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:04,326
I knew it.
703
00:46:25,957 --> 00:46:27,393
Hello?
704
00:46:27,393 --> 00:46:29,264
Hello, Tiffany.
705
00:46:29,264 --> 00:46:30,962
Nica.
706
00:46:30,962 --> 00:46:33,007
Look.
707
00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:35,096
I owe you an apology.
708
00:46:36,271 --> 00:46:37,969
I'm sorry
about what happened with Glen.
709
00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:40,623
I, um...
710
00:46:40,623 --> 00:46:43,713
I never wanted to hurt them.
711
00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:45,628
I'm glad
G.G.'s doing so well now.
712
00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:48,414
Uh, you heard from G.G.?
713
00:46:50,111 --> 00:46:52,026
They call me once a week.
714
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,944
Oh, well, t--
715
00:46:56,944 --> 00:46:59,164
tell them
I said hello, okay?
716
00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:00,948
I will.
717
00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:04,386
Tiffany,
nothing has changed between us.
718
00:47:05,953 --> 00:47:08,869
I'm still going to torture
719
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:11,524
and kill you.
720
00:47:11,524 --> 00:47:13,091
But I'm gonna give you
a head start.
721
00:47:13,091 --> 00:47:14,092
Okay.
722
00:47:17,530 --> 00:47:20,968
And I love
what you've done to your hair.
723
00:47:41,684 --> 00:47:43,251
Give me that!
724
00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:52,043
Ade due Damballa.
725
00:47:52,043 --> 00:47:56,134
Give me the power,
I beg of you.
726
00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:08,059
Ade due Damballa.
727
00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:10,104
Possess!
728
00:48:13,107 --> 00:48:14,892
Possess?
729
00:48:18,591 --> 00:48:21,637
Possess!
730
00:48:21,637 --> 00:48:25,337
No. Oh, God damn it!
731
00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:28,340
Possess!
Possess!
732
00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:30,733
Possess, you stupid doll!
733
00:48:30,733 --> 00:48:33,519
What a crock!
734
00:48:58,022 --> 00:49:01,025
Oh, no!
735
00:49:01,025 --> 00:49:04,158
No, no, no, no.
736
00:49:04,158 --> 00:49:10,338
No!
737
00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:17,824
Aah!
738
00:49:20,479 --> 00:49:23,177
♪ On the first day
of Christmas ♪
739
00:49:23,177 --> 00:49:25,658
♪ My true love gave to me
740
00:49:25,658 --> 00:49:30,010
♪ Liv Morgan
killed on live TV ♪
741
00:49:30,010 --> 00:49:32,970
♪ On the second day
of Christmas ♪
742
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:35,146
♪ My true love gave to me
743
00:49:35,146 --> 00:49:37,278
♪ One strangulation
744
00:49:37,278 --> 00:49:41,848
♪ And Liv Morgan
killed on live TV ♪
745
00:49:41,848 --> 00:49:44,982
♪ On the third day
of Christmas-- ♪
746
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,027
What--what?
747
00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:49,899
We're rolling here.
748
00:49:49,899 --> 00:49:51,989
30 seconds?
749
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:54,774
Fine.
Skip ahead, then.
750
00:49:54,774 --> 00:49:57,820
♪ On the 22nd day
of Christmas ♪
751
00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:59,997
♪ My true love gave to me
752
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:01,999
♪ One crucifixion
753
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,652
♪ One resurrection
754
00:50:03,652 --> 00:50:05,480
♪ One vivisection
755
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,047
♪ One execution
756
00:50:07,047 --> 00:50:08,657
♪ One enucleation
757
00:50:08,657 --> 00:50:10,398
♪ One defibrillation
758
00:50:10,398 --> 00:50:12,052
♪ One defenestration
759
00:50:12,052 --> 00:50:13,836
♪ One crime of passion
760
00:50:13,836 --> 00:50:16,013
♪ One poisoned asshole
761
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,536
♪ One throbbing headache
762
00:50:17,536 --> 00:50:19,190
♪ One triple bypass
763
00:50:19,190 --> 00:50:20,974
♪ Cardiac infarction
764
00:50:20,974 --> 00:50:22,758
♪ One poisoned wafer
765
00:50:22,758 --> 00:50:24,673
♪ One sad explosion
766
00:50:24,673 --> 00:50:26,153
♪ Holy combustion
767
00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:27,850
♪ One Texas chainsaw
768
00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:29,635
♪ Two classic slashings
769
00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:31,158
♪ Doll decapitation
770
00:50:31,158 --> 00:50:32,855
♪ And a detonation
771
00:50:32,855 --> 00:50:35,075
♪ Plus that strangulation
772
00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:40,124
♪ And Liv Morgan
killed on live TV ♪
773
00:50:40,124 --> 00:50:42,952
Happy holidays, everybody.
774
00:50:42,952 --> 00:50:44,171
And remember,
775
00:50:44,171 --> 00:50:48,871
friends don't let friends
drive drunk.
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