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They are notes from the beginning of the year. If you don't want them...

Ya, ya, yes, yes, but, fuck. Goodbye.

I bought you underwear.

I don't like them. Briefs irritate my skin.

Or do you want me to put on talcum powder like when I was little?

Joan, your mother told me that you treat your parents terribly.

What are you saying?! My mother isn't saying this.

I just told her that you haven't been treating us well lately.

Look, if they come back... if they come back to me...

Don't point at me, don't point at me!

- You have to help me with the sofa. -Okay.

Sofa?

I saw an abandoned sofa that we should move to the park.

- This sofa is very good. -I told you.

-It's nobody's? -No, it was abandoned.

Before leaving we have to hide it among the trees.

Now it's typical that I leave the folios. I'll remind you, don't worry.

There are very good teachers here, in Guimerí. And they have a good tutor.

Merlí. Yes, I already know him. We are a couple.

Well, nothing, I'm leaving. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Please, we speak calmly.

You told her "calm", when you nailed her arguments!

Gina... Get out!

It's not fair that we end up like this. Get your philosophy in the ass!

What do these Chinese doing in my house?

It is an agency for Chinese.

(Speaks in Chinese)

Calm, calm, everything will be fine.

I have not been able to do the Catalan homework. My father has returned home.

He fell and has been in a wheelchair.

Eugeni, this is Ricard, the father of the Vilasecas'.

Each week you will give Eugeni a chapter of the novel.

He will think that for you this is a punishment

but in reality you're cheating the system, Pau.

Gabriel...

We will already know each other.

Can you close the curtain, please?

There, very good.

- "Wi-five"! -How?

"Give me five" but as wifi...

-Ah... - "Wi-five".

- (Tania) Sure, sure. -You were not so young ?!

Hey, Gabi. Hm?

Is it true that Joan Capdevila makes photocopies of the notes

and sells them to his buddies?

Eugeni told me. I recognize that he has his grace.

Well, Eugeni wants you to talk to his parents.

No, it won't help, it's intractable.

Yes, yes, it seems that he is angry with the world.

Yes

What? Should we go out to party tonight or what?

What are you say now? -It's been a while since I've gone out.

All my friends have a partner.

They lock themselves in the house and there is no one to take them out, it's a pity.

Let's go, cheer up; I know a kiosk that sells beers very well priced...

in a square near my house.

Yes, man... Now we have to go drink in the street, "botellón".

I don't like bars.

I only go to places where there are decent washrooms to "go belly".

What are you laughing at? Does it make you laugh?

But it's more disgusting to say "go belly" than "shit"!

Look Boy. I'm at the age to have colonoscopies, understand?

And you treat me like a kid. You intend to go partying.

Do I Look like I want to go out drinking at a "botellón"?

"Botellón"? It's not cool.

Of course, it is, fuck! Tomorrow there are no exams or anything.

Ok, cool.

We'll tell the others.

Here. Lit notes recently made... 20 euros.

15, you owe me 5 for the weed.

-Jesus, yes. -Here, catch, catch

Hey, you got it!

-What are you carrying there? -Oh look...

New laptop, kid.

Fuck, how much have you spent?

Expensive. But my father pays, eh?

That bastard!

Ya. It's that taking notes by writing is old.

What's wrong, children?

Oksana! Do you sign up tonight for a party?

-Oh, no, tonight is not good for me. - It's only one quick beer.

No, I'm sorry, I'll be with Alguer, my boyfriend.

Oh

Yes, he's from Talamanca and he's coming expressly this afternoon.

-And we will spend all night at home. -That's good, right?

-mm-hm. How good...

Good...

Good morning!

I just found two former students

who are already doing the first year of the History career.

It is clear that you are a good teacher that makes them want the subject.

Of course, Silvana, congratulations!

Thank you. The truth is that I'm happy, yes.

I think I do my job well. And one must recognize its merits.

It is clear that yes.

Of course, and so much...

By the way, I found a magazine the other day...

And there was an article that says

that they have increased the enrollments in Philosophy.

See, maybe it would have something to do with

teachers like me, right?

Oh, Merli, have you been smoking...

Do we do the "botellón" tonight? Aaah..., go.

Hoo hoo, hoo

Bua... He's superlight, guys.

And how much has it cost you?

-No, no, no, I won't say it. -Go, say something...

1,800.

No, no, I won't say it: 1,800.

He was dying to say it.

From now on I will sell the notes. I'll do it cheaper than Joan.

That "bastard"! Go, everyone to sit down.

Gerard, I see that you are a victim of capitalist society...

that Karl Marx condemned.

Yes? Cool.

Yes, gentlemen. This man with the beard.

Karl Marx.

He talked about the fetishism of merchandise.

Look at Gerard's laptop.

With this object so well designed,

we are dazzled and we don't see what is behind.

According to Karl Marx, what hides us...

are the conditions of production of this merchandise.

That is, the exploitation of some poor Chinese,

who work in shitty conditions.

Yes sir, right.

In any case, this system is mounted in such a way...

that our happiness happens to consume.

Our life has become this: earn money to consume!

I would hit whoever invented the phrase

"Money doesn't make happiness"

Ya. With money everything is going better, period.

Ya, but let's see, we also buy many things...

that are neither necessary nor useful at all.

Exactly, Enric. And why is this so?

Because there is a general feeling of dissatisfaction

created by this shitty system.

Why upgrade a mobile that works

just because the new one makes the pictures a little better?

We live in a society that is wasting...

and everything to meet the needs,

not the consumer, but the production.

-I already said it: Merlí presidente!

In the capitalist production system,

the human being lives alienated,

it's a simple instrument in a chain of production of goods.

But this doesn't mean that we can't change it.

Marx said: "If you don't like this world, you are free to rebel."

Doing philosophy isn't just thinking about reality:

it's to transform it.

Come on, go. How lazy to put it and take it out every day.

-Who was this sofa? -From no one.

We hide every day so they don't steal it from us.

You, you: who signs up for today's game?

-I come for sure. -I pass. I pass.

-Ah, I did sign myself. - I want to do something.

And what do you say, Polete?

I say that tomorrow there is class, Joanito.

You are not the "bad guy"?

I will come if everyone signs up. If not, no, man.

- Come on, turn, leave here. -Ok, here.

Come, turn... at one, at two...

And...

It's done.

Ok, guys.

Let's see, the idea is that everyone has something, and we meet here.

-Ah, cool. -I will come safe.

-I want a little party. - That!

You, Oksana, are coming or what?

I don't know, fuck, -go fuck...

I want to come, but as always I don't know if I can.

Uh, I'd like to do a campfire, like when I went to the explorers

What? You went to the explorers?

Exactly. -What happens? -We made excursions and such.

But my mother took me off because it was cold.

Gery, you don't know how to make decisions by yourself?

Yes, when my father passes me money.

-Ueee !! -The one who just said.

-You, Marc, you have lice, man! - What are you saying, you imbecile?

Lice! How disgusting!

How would I get lice, idiot?

-Easy, you must have passed Pau. -Shut up, that isn't funny!

Yes, shut up!

-Total imbecile. -yah.

-Hey. -Eh, Ivan.

Marc, Gery and you are angry or something?

Noticeable?

Quite. What has happened to you guys? You were good friends.

Well, he's a pain.

Always making himself a pimp because his dad passes him money.

Yah, it's a little annoying.

Especially to those who have it hard.

-But he's a good guy... -He thinks he's the center of the world.

With a friend it means that you should be able to talk about everything, right?

With him you can only talk about him, and it's tiring.

This thing about the lice I think he told you to provoke.

Ya, ya, if I know perfectly well that I don't have lice, huh?

I wonder when you will finish the foolishness.

You're talking to me?

No. I'm telling the young man who is now doing business selling notes.

Recognize that you like the idea. -Yes It's a little Merlí, yes.

It's not illegal to make photocopies of notes and sell them.

And if it were, I would do it anyway. It's fun.

Doing illegal things, cool. Haven't you stolen?

Are you trying to shock me?

I'm serious: stealing must be exciting. Look...

Wow... You've stolen an apple.

Yes Jesus...

And this tendency towards the dark side of life

Was it always there or was it born after Monica left you?

It's the same trend that you must have

now that Gina has sent you to the shit house.

You call that a final shot, right?

You just wanted to fuck me for making money with my notes?

It was not a fight.

Eugeni has asked me to talk to you, as a tutor.

Look, I don't forbid you from doing business,

I only ask you to be a little more sneaky.

And I take this opportunity to tell you that your performance has dropped.

I take out fives and sixes. I will enter a race.

This semester bores me,

I approve it although I have a better time than ever.

In the background I am the same as always. -No.

The same as always would be that sensitive boy

who once showed up at my house crying

because he needed help.

Aah...

Gabi... Are you signing up for tonight's party?

In Spanish, I'm already in class.

Do you sign up for tonight's party?

No. Where?

Here, in the botellón. Come on, Cheer up, we're all here!

Thanks, but I already have plans. I hang out with older people.

I know I'm a little at that age, you know?

What do you say! If the first day we confuse you with a student.

No, no, what's up, I'm the age of colonoscopy.

Come, sit down.

Can I pass it?

We will read the poem by Lorca dedicated to Ignacio Sánchez Mejías.

I'm falling for the fucking mother. He makes the classes very fresh.

"Fresh"? -What?

Oh, I don't know, man, you never said that about "cool".

Fresh

Gerard, can you read?

Yes

"A child brought the white sheet at five in the afternoon.

A basket of lime already prevented at five o'clock in the afternoon.

The rest was death and only death at... "

Eee... This is printed wrong, huh?

He repeats "at five o'clock in the afternoon" all the time.

Bravo, kid!

- (Oksana) You're cute, you fuck. -Buddy, sign an autograph here!

I'm going to tell you with a couplet:

He's going to give me a sirocco, with your crazy exits.

Here, here, here! Heeeere!

-I already have it! -Let's see?

Fuck.

-Gross! -You shut up, you gave them to me!

Marc, it's nobody's fault.

Was it not papa who said he would buy the lotion for Pau?

-It won't be agreed. - He left, as always!

Everything he touches, he loads it. -Ay, please, it's infested.

fuuuuck.

Mom, I don't want my head raped.

-Who said to raparte? -I saw it in a movie.

Don't say nonsense. Now Marc will go to the pharmacy.

-Me? See you -Impossible, I have night shift.

- Again at night? -It will only be for a few weeks.

I'll do the day shift again,

but since I was transferred to the ER I can't choose.

-OK OK. -In addition, now you have dad at home.

"Dad"? Oh, you want to say that boyfriend you have?

Marc, I've told you a thousand times that your father has changed.

-What a pity... -What?

What do you think has changed? -Tired huh, I'll scratch them to zero.

-Don't! -Yes!

-No no! -Yes! To you the first, to you the first!

- No no! -

It's just that I don't like you rolling your wallet, Joan.

It's not the first time that you take me money.

If I was going to tell you. I only caught you 10 euros. You give me the money?

- What do you need 10 euros for? -We'll order pizzas at Uri's house.

I don't understand, I don't understand why they make plans during the week, really.

-Ten. Look, I was thinking... Wait! -What. What?

Would you like to study English in England?

How?

Your father and I thought it would be a good idea

that you went to England to study English.

-Maybe in the summer. I don't know. -It can be a very nice experience.

You can even finish high school there.

Aaaaah... Now I understand.

You want me away.

No, isn't that. But I'm not going to cheat you either.

lately there is a lot of tension at home, Joan.

Maybe it would be good for you to leave

and, I don't know, get away from what has made you change.

And what has made me change according to you?

I would like to know. Maybe it's the bad influences or...

Oh, mom, mom, mom... no, don't take away my merits.

-I'm the bad influence. - What little grace you have.

I have friends here, the institution I like, the teachers too.

I'm not going to go, let alone England.

I can't stand the English, they come to Barcelona to pee in the street...

because they don't let them do it there.

Goodbye.

Why are there lice?

Here, buy the lotion and the plastic wrap.

-Plastic wrap? -Yes, the transparent kitchen wrap.

After the lotion you have to wrap your head with the film

to drown the lice.

-Do you want them to die or not? -I want to kill them. It stings everywhere!

Don't scratch that, it also stings me.

-Take the keys, huh? -Agree.

-Where's Ricky? -I don't know. He's not at home.

-Ricky doesn't pay! You, pay! -I have no money! Mom!

Mom!

What are you doing?

-Don't touch me! Don't touch me! -What are they doing?!

- Pau, Pau! - Quiet, calm.

What are they doing? What's happening here?

Not the TV!

I don't give a shit about TV. Let them go!

Please, out of my house! The silver Marc!

Shut up, mom!

Has he changed a lot, dad...

Is it the subway that defines a country?

You know that in Berlin the subway doesn't have doors?

You go directly. And people pay.

No kidding. They pay? -I swear.

Then there is the London Underground.

There are controls there, and it's very difficult to sneak in.

And in Spain, sneaking into the subway is a children's game.

Yes. This country has been built by the thieves and the useless.

You dated the president of the AMPA, right?

Yes. Gina, yes. Until very recently.

She left you. You see it in your face.

I don't have a girlfriend either now.

It's hard to hold without sex. You too, no?

I won't answer that question.

OK OK...

Elisenda excites me.

The English teacher. -Ya, ya, ya.

I like her because she's not especially beautiful,

but she has a peculiar beauty.

And what? Have you thrown the cane?

I've tried, but... nothing. Has a boyfriend.

Ya..

Also, I think she likes me but... but we just don't connect.

I notice that some piece doesn't fit.

Are you independent? -Me? No.

Pity. She is.

I know, and that still makes me morbid.

Liar with someone so far from me politically, I don't know, she puts me.

Before her I don't think on the subject, not to make her angry.

If you want to have a connection point with Elisenda,

You should act as an independentist.

Damn it, your name isn't Morales?

Yes My father was called "charnego". -But now the charnegos are worth a lot.

Your vote is very necessary now for independence.

No, no, no... I can't pass for independence.

Why not?

Think that at home they voted for Felipe.

Jesus...

(intercom) "Because of a breakdown..."

- Oooh... - Oooh...

Too bad it's no longer chestnut season with this fire...

-Yeah. -And Marc?

Go, it's better that he doesn't come, he will infect us with lice.

-Oh, what's the matter with Marc? -That he, he has mania.

You, I don't know whether to throw the cane to some chick or what.

Try it. He doesn't already have it.

Ya, I'm not used to throwing rods outdoors.

Hey, they want?

-Okay. -Okay.

-Hala, hala! -Eeeh!

Cheers!

Want some?

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

-You're good? -Ah, yes, yes, yes.

You're avoiding me or...?

What? No, no... what's going, what's going.

I came for the party. I wanted to be here, with everyone.

Of course, of course. I also.

Yes, that's okay, okay.

Goodbye.

- Fuck, man, what the fuck! -What is it, Oksana?

My mother, who calls me to tell me shits that...

Shit that... of Nil?

Let's see, they are things that she can do alone, she doesn't need me,

I don't know why she calls me to tell me.

-Go, go, go! -Uoooh!

Joan, watch, you will hurt yourself!

Hala! Hala!

-Aaaaah! -Yeaaaah !!!

"Fuck you" !!!

It's cool to say "fuck you" Manchester style, you know?

"Fuck youuuu" !!!

Yeaaah !!

It makes me more nervous every time.

Hm. He is always giving notes, Gery.

Yeah. Like today in class with the computer.

You know how good the money from his laptop would do me?

-Shut up, shut up. --Photo!

4,000

Pffff... Jesus...

-4,000 euros claim you? -No, no, mom, it's not a claim.

-It's a scam of 4,000 euro! - What do you say, kid?

Fuck, what was missing; some customers come into my house to steal...

to attack my family and my son treats me as a thief.

Fuck, how unfair, Lady!

Marc, dad works for us.

Marc, you have no idea what it's like to run a business.

I swear I have all the papers in order, everything is legal to the agency.

-Let's call the police. -Don't.

-No, no, I better fix it. -You don't want us to call the police?

- Maybe you have something to hide. -Bravo Bravo!

No. For me, call the police, if you want. Take, call...

But those guys are not calm and I don't want reprisals.

Mom...,

I'm scared.

No, honey, no. Hey, I want to go in and leave the house quietly.

And from what I see, like I don't quite understand what happened,

the best thing is to pay what you owe.

It is that they will come and they will charge it slowly.

If you don't return the money well, they will give it to us.

We will ask for a credit from the bank.

Yes It's what I was thinking.

And if you say that it's to do works at home, they will grant you.

Me? And why don't you ask?

How?

I have lice and I can't even go to the pharmacy

In case there is a Chinese waiting for me in the corner.

It's that you're right! What the hell!

Yes, man yes! Now it turns out that everyone loves artisanal bread!

Fuck, they want to sell us the bike that knead the bread with their hands!

Handmade since 1930

Yes, yes... If I have always said it: the best bread is the gas station.

Yes, it's hard to endure without sex...

And more when the range of sexual fantasies is so broad.

I like all women.

Ya.

And above all I like women who like all men,

thus I enter within their plans.

Yes, well thought.

And you have tried to reconcile with Gina?

No, there's nothing to do, no.

But have you used the surprise effect?

No, I know her, no. -It is that they love it.

You go and show up at her house.

Go, now, now. It's not so late either.

No, she wouldn't be angry. You don't lose anything.

I don't know what happened between you,

but if you go, you talk to her and it serves as something...

Hmm... Go, I'll go with you.

We have drunk too much, Gabi, no.

If you follow my advice,

I will pass for independence.

Let's go.

What are you doing here? Mm...

I want to talk to you.

What do you want? You're drinking.

Hey?

Hey, Gina...

You are the new teacher? Gabi Morales.

Jesus, what's wrong? Are you laughing at me or what?

No, Gina, no, it's just been with me. I'm leaving, calm.

But I wanted to tell you... that Merlí... is fucking mother of a friend.

Gabi, no, it's not necessary. -Goodbye.

We have gone for a few beers only.

Gina... -Jesus, Merli, have you seen yourself?

You go out partying with a guy who could be your son. It's pathetic.

Gina... I... I miss you.

All day I've been thinking about telling you

and I have come to tell you: I miss you.

I don't.

Juniper Rat....

Gabi!

Dear students!

The fucking master!

Ueeeh !!!

Come here, come here, man!

You want a beer?

No, what's up, I come from a party... I was passing by...

Go, a beer! Go...

Hey, Gabi, your classes are cool.

They are very fresh, right?

You do what you can.

When you spoke to Gerard in verse, I loved it.

-Hey, who are they? -What? What's happening?

What's up boys? This sofa is mine.

-What are you saying...? - You have a Jumo or what?

-This sofa has an owner. -Uuuui... arms.

In the corner I saw some cops. Can you go find them?

The sofa was abandoned. I found it. It's not from anyone.

Okay, okay, that's it. -What do you say, crazy?

I have not said anything.

-What do you have to give me for the sofa? -Nothing. I don't pay anything.

You have found the sofa but it's ours.

But what do you say, what do you say?

You know that the sofa was in my park and you did not care.

That makes me pissed at you.

Hey look, I have weed, if you want I give them a little and you go.

You don't understand, bum, I want my fucking couch?

-You, do we give it to them or what? -Pass.

We have come to look for my things.

The sofa is mine. All this is mine. The park is mine.

Let's see... "Mine, mine, mine"...

We have an obsession with the possessive pronoun.

Hey!

Out, out!

Fuck! Pooool!

Stop!

Monica!

Hey!

Hey! The police!

The police!

Oksana!

Go, go, hide, hide!

Jesus christ...

Shit!

Fuck, Pol, you ran very fast.

Yeah, you could've help. -You a fool?

I left like everyone else, when the thing got messed up.

We have been giving the fucking face. -What do they say?

Do you think I'm afraid of those dickheads? -You, Gabi, how are you?

Terrible.

Bua, you guys, look. They're taking Joan.

I'm going to the police station with him... And I'll call Merli.

We were together a while ago. I want to explain it to you.

What the fuck Yes I also go with him.

Guys, stay here I don't want to leave Joan alone.

Oh...

What disgusting coffee... You will go to the gala?

No, I don't think so. And my husband either.

Why?

Is that I don't like the gala of the squares.

-I'm a bit disenchanted... -Excuse me. Is there a washroom here?

-Down the hall. -Thank you.

Hey, what's up? Have they told you something?

Nothing. They have him arrested. -This kid, jesus!

Go go, go, go, go away. -No, I'm staying, Merlí.

No, go Pol, this can be extended.

Excuse me, I'm coming for Joan Capdevila.

Here it's. Thank you.

It had to be you.

Yes, it starts to be a classic, this, right?

A day in the hospital for an ethyl coma...

and today here for the mess you have created.

No. I haven't created anything.

Some bastards have come to take our sofa.

I already explained it to Gabi. I'm not interested.

Well, what are you doing here?

If a teacher calls to tell me that they have arrested you,

The least I can do is come see you, right?

I want to get out. -I think you're here for a while.

What the fuck

If you don't tell my father... you would do me a favor.

I've warned your father a while ago.

Jesus!

If you are big enough to put people in the crowd,

You are also big enough to face the consequences.

I am sure that this great phrase will help me to mature.

Fuck... Did not they tell you you're slapped?

They have already put me directly. - Maybe you deserved it.

Maybe yes And that guy too.

Why have you warned my father?

The Mossos (cops) would have done it anyway.

Well, let them do it. Because you?

Look, Joan. We've known each other for a long time.

I have seen your evolution,

and you have lost intelligence, you are not the interesting guy anymore.

The same thing happens with you, Merlí.

Once I said I had stolen an exam, to save your ass.

Now I would not do it again.

Thank you.

You're good?

Yes

I'm going to bed.

I'll be up.

What?

I don't know what future plans you have.

I want to go to England to learn English

while I have tea with the... Mildred and Dorothy.

Sometimes you make me want the military back.

Seriously capable of enlisting me?

I never would have thought that they would arrest a son of mine

for hitting strangers.

It can happen to all of us, dad.

Suddenly, we get nervous... and we lose our hand.

Mireia told me it was around here...

Have you seen the triptych of the blood donation campaign?

I hid it for you to fuck you.

Don't fuck with a joke, it's very early, Merli.

Eh, Pau.

Hello, Merlí.

Hello, Eugeni.

Can I deliver the homework tomorrow?

They are for today.

But I have not been able to do it because yesterday some Chinese came home,

They hit my brother and they stole our TV.

-This child thinks I'm an idiot. -No, but it's true!

I want you to introduce me to the second chapter,

without excuses and without faults.

Go, shoo, shoo.

Hi. Hm.

What do you want?

Nothing. You don't know why I came?

Fuck, Merlí, the research work...

If you gave me time a week ago! Uff... What laziness.

I'm not for work after the show they organized last night.

Why did you tell Joan's father?

What did you want me to do? The Mossos would have contacted him as well.

But I'm surprised you called her personally.

You would not have done it before, that. -What's wrong?

Me? What happens to me?

That I was wrong

when I told you that teenagers are not fools.

Yes, they are. -Yeah, everyone is an idiot but you, isn't it?

Look, I'm up to the point of showing my face for you.

First the ethyl coma, then you working in a warehouse crap,

and last night fighting in the street...

Which one will be next? -Merlí, my laptop has been stolen!

Yes, bad that they have stolen it,

but you have to be an idiot to leave a laptop in your locker, right?

Go, don't get up on Gery. Here the only culprit is the thief.

I find it hard to believe that someone in the class is so bad.

I! I am the most bad. Look...

Maybe someone from ESO has stolen it...

Or the Pol, who yesterday gave the note fleeing from the punching.

Yes, it's the imperial bull, the class pimp, and get out.

The first, by legs.

What happens that everyone is silent?

Nothing, someone has stolen the laptop from Gery.

I already know.

Let's see, peripatetic...

After the "tresillo" vaudeville that he offered us last night,

now begins the episode entitled "I've fucked the computer."

And notice that we will investigate who has been the author of this robbery.

Gerard, sit down.

precisely,

one of the subjects that Karl Marx was passionate about

It was robbery.

When he was young, he rebelled against the condemnation...

a poor woman accused of stealing firewood from a forest.

She did not know that forest

It had become a private property.

What until then was a habit,

collecting wood that was not from anyone, happened to be a robbery.

That is, a crime.

If they had not privatized that forest,

she would never have been accused of stealing.

Therefore, it's private property that creates the theft.

It's your fault, Gery, for buying the laptop.

But Marx still went further.

It said: "Private property is itself a robbery

because there where there was a collective use,

there is an appropriation for private purposes. "

Ergo, the difference isn't too clear...

between private property and theft.

Banks, right? Banks do business with private money.

Very good, Oliver! -Fuck, if they do!

Do you know what German playwright, Bertolt Brecht, was saying?

It is worse to found a bank than to assault it.

They are thieves, and we rescue them with our taxes!

When will they return all the money?

The problem is the level of tolerance to theft

that has permeated this society.

We all know that there are political parties

that have been enriched or financed with black money,

who have charged commissions by hand, who have awarded charges to finger...

for inconceivable economic interests...

corruption in its purest form.

But even these parties are re-voted!

Don't find it wonderful? People have become "assholes".

No no! They already were before!

The picaresque has been rooted in this country for centuries.

In the background, all those who vote the corrupt...

They are saying they would do the same, right?

They would put their hand in the box if they had the chance.

Yes sir, Oliver, well said.

Gerard's computer was too tempting an object,

Easy money, effortless, and without negative consequences.

This while it's not known who has been the author of the robbery, of course.

- They have forced the lock. - Poor Gerard...

This happens in many institutes.

Eugeni wants to investigate who he has been.

How was it with your boyfriend?

With Alguer? Oh, very good. And you what, you came out at the end?

Yes, well, a while, with the companions... of the house.

From what house?

The independent home of my neighborhood.

Oh, very good! I am from the permanent committee of the ANC.

- Don't kidding! -Yes!

- What part are you? -Of 25. And you?

Me? of, uh... of 37.

It's so exciting... What the hell, huh?

Yes, yes, yes. Historic, historical.

It was time to find a teacher who thinks like me.

I have had to listen to everything... The cloister is very Spanish.

Ya, I've seen it, already.

If you want one day we go out for a drink and we comment.

I don't say no.

Can you tell me why people kept quiet when I entered class?

You were the first to run out yesterday.

And that? That I was the only one? Gave. I was the only one?

No, Pol, no, I left too, nothing happens. It is done.

I'm not going to put up with being treated like a coward. -Okay. It is done. Enough.

OK OK.

How bad, with Gery's laptop, huh?

Mm-hm.

Because... who do you think... who could have dared to...?

Go, ask me already, tell me what you think and we finish.

That I have seen you before in class looking at me as if saying "It was him".

Well, Pol, how are we, huh? -How am I what? Hey?

Epa! We're going to Latin or not?

-Yes, now go, handsome! -Guapa, you!

Yesterday you said that the money from Gery's laptop would do very well.

You see me capable of stealing. To what?

Tell me you. Are you able to steal or not?

Yes I am able to steal.

Mireia will arrive a little late.

He has asked me to do translation.

Uuuh! Jesus fucking...

"Gaudeamus igitur Iuvenes dum sumus." "Good luck", huh?

This is a song, right?

Jesus yes, is the one that Merlí gave us the first day of the quarter.

So that we could learn it.

He said we would sing it for the end of the year.

"Let's rejoice, now that we're young."

Oh, sure, of course, I just did the translation...

Very well, continue with the next verse.

Marc, do you know anything about Gery's computer?

No, what do you say?

-Okay, okay, quiet. -Are you accusing me of being the thief?

No. I've only asked you...

What do I know... Since lately you have Gery as a mania.

Yes, that is true. I have mania. But this doesn't mean that I...

-Sorry. -No, no, quiet, that's it.

Surely with the Gery computer will pass as with your console.

That 4 years ago it was stolen and we still don't know who it was.

-You're itchy? -Hey? No, no, what's going on?

Can you imagine me bursting Gerard's locker?

You are able to do it, to get me to present myself at the institute.

But let's see, who did you take me for? -Go, Merli, I don't suck my finger.

That once you removed the mobile so that he would come looking for it.

Jesus yes. But from there to steal a computer... Let's not exaggerate, eh.

In addition, I have committed myself to Eugeni that we will investigate it.

Very good. Another thing.

I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry, I'm sorry about yesterday.

Well, if it hurts, you won't go any closer to my house.

Fuck, Gina listen, we've been a couple for a long time.

I'm not a plague. Why can't we talk calmly?

Because I've tired of you, Merlí.

And it was not necessary that you leave the presidency of the AMPA.

And that? Find you around here every two times? No thanks.

Merlí, do you understand that what has happened to me is very bad for me?

I love you, but I'm hurt.

You're smart enough to understand, right?

Of course I understand it. But Silvana and I... nothing.

Neither are we together, nor will we roll up again. Never.

Poor thing, and how do you endure without sex?

Fuck. Low blow, huh?

Yes, low blow. I have learned them from you.

Gina, wait a moment... - Leave me alone, Merlí.

-What is this? -Don't ask.

Why are you giving it to me?

Let's see. Don't you owe the Chinese money?

- Give it to them and let's finish! -Ballsy, Marc.

-Do you really mean you stole it? -No, I did not borrow it.

And I'm going to give it back when you get what it's worth!

Yeah, but this thing you've done is illegal.

You tell me, what do you do to your customers?

But what is the difference between this and what you do? Hey?

-It is that you are responsible but... -All right, huh? I have understood the message.

I will sell it and pay the debt.

Thank you.

But you think I do it for you?

I do it for myself, for my mother and for Pau.

Because we want to be calm at home.

Marc, you think I cheated them, but it's a lie.

Fuck, that was a misunderstanding. They did not understand that...

Why is everything always the fault of others?

When you mounted the dance hall and you ruined it, it was your partner's fault.

Yes He did not know how to understand the business philosophy.

-Go, come on, dad! -I like it when you call me "dad".

Well look, dad. Look what I tell you...

It's not a nice gesture, Marc. I understand that you're angry.

But I'm not to blame if you've stolen a laptop.

Shut up and go.

I'll return the money when I can. I promise.

And you can return the computer which you have stolen.

Oh look...

I went to buy lotion for lice.

You see, I'm not such a bad father.

You have no idea who it was?

No.

But it must be someone from your class, right?

I hope it's someone from ESO.

Gerard, you've gone back to smoking!

No! -Yes, you smel likel tobacco!

Go, I don't want you to get hooked on tobacco like your father, please.

What's the matter, wait, okay? Stop controlling me!

I have taken a puff of Joan's cigar. And that's it.

And that's it. Yes, yes.

And how are you with Marc? -Why?

Because you told me you were not getting along lately.

I don't know, maybe he...

No, no, mama, jesus, fuck! Marc hasn't been.

I know him very well and it's impossible, okay?

Hello, Merlí! You don't mind that I bring Nil to class, right?

My mother couldn't take care of him. -You can't bring the child to class.

What?

It's not my problem if your son is an inconvience.

He told me: "It's not my problem if your son is an inconvenience."

That's incedible -Go, don't get mad, Eugeni.

That she leaves high school becauses he has had a child?

Between coming with the child and stopping studying, there are other solutions.

Merlí should be more accomodating with Oksana, really.

Yes. Isn't he the coolest teacher? -Well, I don't know what to tell you, huh.

"I just want the thief to give me back the laptop.

He doesn't even need to ask me for forgiveness. "

At break time, Mireia and I will begin the interviews

with each one of you.

Pol, be quiet, you don't have to hide anything.

I know, Tania, but I haven't liked how Merlí has looked at me

when he said they would investigate us.

-Shut up, fuck! -Why do you hit him?

Look, shut up, son of a bitch! I've had it up to here with you!

Hey! What did you do ?!

There are more than 70 careers to choose from,

150 masters from different fields of knowledge,

postgraduate, doctorate...

And also two hard boiled eggs!

What did you have for breakfast today? -Nothing.

There must be some reason why you only talk about it today.

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