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[Johnny] Jackass 4 is coming out.

And I'm sending the fellas on a special mission for Shark Week.

Jackass meets Shark Week.

[electric zapping]

Ow! [bleep]

Things are gonna get downright insane.

[narrator speaking]

[Johnny] Shark Week, the Jackass guys.

This really seemed like a perfect marriage,

of like-minded people coming together.

I told them, no goofing around this time.

And no silly costumes.

We've got the veterans,

Steve-O, and Chris Pontius,

joined by two rookies,

Jasper, and Poopies.

Aw. That's four peaches right there.

And they're gonna donate their bodies to science.

They're a little excitable, these boys.

[laughs]

Whoo!

Yeah!

Shark Week, the Jackass guys... What could go wrong?

Aah!

Oh, man, there's a shark!

Holy [bleep].

I mean, what could go right?

[all cheering] Yeah!

Woohoo! Yeah!

I've done a lot of experiments in my life. This one's the dumbest.

Olé! Aah!

Whoo!

[gargles]

Oh, my God.

Yeah, baby. Shark Week!

Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]

Yeah.

Okay, are we ready?

Hey, fellas. How are you? You made it.

- Yeah, man. - Knox!

[Johnny] I'm sending the fellas to shark school.

[music playing]

[growling]

To show the "dos" and mostly "don'ts"

of what to do with sharks.

Thought it would be good to send two of the wild boys

Steve-O and Pontius,

and then two of the new guys,

Poopies and Jasper.

Yeah. For science.

You met that handsome devil, Craig.

Craig, the sea fox? Oh, yeah.

[laughing]

I don't know what I got myself into.

My goal is to teach the guys what to do,

and what not to do around sharks.

Sharks are so misunderstood.

So I wanna get these guys eye-level with these particular animals...

teach them to respect these animals,

and teach them why we need sharks in the environment.

Chris and I have been swimming with sharks for so many years.

Just a train wreck. Every time.

[groaning]

Over twenty years ago, my journey began on MTV,

with a little show called Jackass.

[Steve-O] The first time I ever swam with a shark,

I got bit.

Steve-O got bit. Imagine that.

A lot of people would say, "Hey, man. Maybe I won't swim with sharks anymore."

But not me. No way, Bub.

That was just the start.

Hey, can you scratch my back right here?

- Up, up. - Yeah. Hard, hard, hard!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Cool, man. That was sweet.

Aww.

There's a shark in the water. We better get the hell off this boat.

I actually wanted to be a nature show host, when I was a little kid.

And so, getting to do a special on Shark Week...

is a dream come true.

I heard that you believe in mermaids.

Yeah.

I do, dude. I watched Little Mermaid, like, my whole childhood.

Like, legit?

I mean... Yeah!

We all got our thing.

They're out there somewhere.

Uh, they just don't like the cameras. You know, they're shy.

Sometimes you gotta put fear behind you,

and go straight forward with science.

It's sharks. You don't know what they might do.

But it's the best way to get over your fears,

know what I'm saying? Get right in the water, and look 'em face to face,

and grab 'em by the [bleep] nuts.

You could cut that last part out.

I've been looking up a lot of videos on the internet,

and I'm gonna send you one right now, to check out. Here you go.

When Knoxville finds stuff on the internet, it's all bad news.

Bad for you. Good for me.

[laughing]

[Johnny] Check out this yahoo, and let me know what you think.

[giggling]

Ooh... Oh, my God.

[laughing]

How does he find these videos?

[laughing]

Hey, can we rewind that?

[Craig] I mean, obviously I don't need to say anything about that.

It's pure stupidity.

With this guy splashing around,

sharks can sense that.

The more erratic you behave in the water,

it makes the sharks a lot more aggressive.

Let's see what this next one is.

Woah! [bleep]

[man] This thing is huge.

A massive shark coming in right here. Big white shark.

[bleep]

[man] Look at this thing! [bleep]

Oh, my God.

Aah!

- He's tearing it up! - Oh, my God.

It's a bull in a china shop.

Yeah, a bull in a china shop.

Bright yellow. It went for the thing

that had the most contrast in the water.

Just don't splash around and be a moron,

and everything will go nice and smooth.

Going into the water not looking flashy with these sharks,

is gonna be a tall order.

That's just not our style.

I know. Just don't be erratic.

I'm just going to follow my instincts, and hope for the best.

Aw, man. I can't wait.

[Craig] All right, guys.

Today, we're swimming with bull sharks.

Somebody's gotta learn about 'em,

and unfortunately, it's gonna be you guys today.

We all know Johnny Knoxville has a love-hate relationship

with bulls,

and he's asked me to give the guys a little lesson

about bull sharks.

You mean the experiences with bulls I can remember?

Sometimes I go nite-nite.

[grunts]

If you try to stop respecting a bull,

he will get his respect very quickly, and swiftly.

And continuously.

I don't know much about bull sharks, but, fingers crossed there.

Are they called bull sharks because they like to bump you and buck you?

That's how they got their nickname.

[Craig] They're four hundred to five hundred pounds,

amped up with a bunch of testosterone.

They have this really pugnacious and bold demeanor.

When they get really hyped up, they come right in,

they charge you. They bump you...

before they come back around and attack.

If you act like prey, they treat you like prey.

And so, if you make a mistake...

[all laughing]

...and flail or splash around like the idiot in that video,

it could be the last mistake you ever make.

- Wow. - Yeah.

[Craig] Just like bulls, bull sharks are colorblind.

But both bulls and bull sharks respond to contrast, and also movement.

And that sparks the curiosity in these bull sharks, and they come right in.

What if you had a costume that had, like, a bunch of yellow,

and white, and black, and red?

That's an absolute disaster in the water. Yeah.

[laughing]

I am a trained, professional matador.

Never, and I mean never...

swim with bull sharks, dressed in this type of attire at home.

It's just too dangerous.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys.

I'm speechless with this whole design.

Just like the yellow bag in the video,

this yellow is going to attract these bull sharks like you won't believe.

This bright white shirt? Exactly what you shouldn't be wearing,

when you're in the water, with one of the most dangerous predators on the planet.

You know, I'd love to yack it up with you guys all day long,

but it's fashion week out there on the open sea.

And I'm ready to strut my stuff with some bull sharks.

Chris, don't just show them contrast, show them pizazz.

I am Chris Pontius, the matador.

Olé! Aah!

Crap. My mask.

[laughing]

[muffled] Olé!

Chris! From here it looks like the best fashion show this ocean's ever seen.

[Jasper] Hopped on Google, and I searched bull sharks.

They said "don't wear shiny things or anything yellow."

What's so shiny over there? Oh! It's Chris!

[laughing]

It's gonna get a little dangerous out here.

[Steve-O over radio]

[Craig speaking]

They're getting so close to Pontius right now.

[Poopies] [bleep], Chris.

Holy [bleep]

[Chris speaking]

[excitedly]

[intense music playing]

[Craig continues]

[Craig speaking]

[Chris speaking]

Holy [bleep]

[Steve-O speaking]

[gurgling]

[Johnny] Coming up on Jackass Shark Week.

-[man 1] Hold onto it. -[Steve-O] Don't fall. Don't fall.

[Johnny] Things are going to get a little out of hand.

[all] Yeah!

- [engine whirring] - [splashing]

[gurgling]

- [splashing] - [Poopies] Oh, no!

Poopies got bit.

[man] Grasp her when you're ready.

Oh, [bleep].

[Craig speaking]

[underwater gurgling]

[intense music playing]

[Chris speaking]

[Poopies] Yeah, Pontius.

[Craig speaking]

Uh-oh, here it goes. Oh, look at.

[Poopies speaking]

[Steve-O speaking]

Ole!

[laughing]

[Poopies] Yeah, Pontius!

[Jasper] Bull fighting to its finest.

[exciting music playing]

They were totally into me.

They kept coming to me. I was like, why are they coming to me?

They liked you.

Duh.

Pontius, you got some balls, bro.

Good, crazy dive.

[Craig] There was so much going on with the matador suit

that was attracting the bull sharks.

It was the contrast. It was the really shiny parts.

It was that cape that was moving around.

[man screaming]

[Steve-O] It was all the elements

from the videos Knoxville sent combined into one.

[laughing]

How'd it go, fellas?

[Craig] I literally told these guys what not to wear and how not to act

and the second they get in the water, they do everything wrong.

I don't believe that.

[all chuckling]

Great job, fellas.

Ooh, man. Hotter than a St. Louis laundromat.

I want some photos of that. In pronto.

[Johnny] Well, that sounds a little irresponsible, but check out this video.

[Craig] Oh, yeah, look at this.

A couple people trying to feed a shark.

[man] Come on. Spin around, fella.

- [woman screaming] - [man] Oh!

- Whoa. - Oh, my gosh.

- [Steve-O] What happened there? - [Craig] So, it looks like

the shark took her hand, as well. Not just the bait.

[Johnny] Uh-huh. Yeah. And sharks bite hard. Look at this.

[Craig] So, this is a sandbar shark.

That's a good video right there to show you that they're incredibly powerful fish.

They have serious teeth and they can do some serious damage.

How do you go about testing the shark bite?

[Craig] I don't know if that'd be a good idea.

We're only here for bad ideas.

- Oh, God damn it. - [all laughing]

Oh, yeah, look at that, man.

We've got sharks all over the place.

Knoxville really wants us to measure the impact force of a sandbar shark's bite.

[woman screaming]

And based on the videos we just saw,

I can't think of a worse idea that he's ever had.

So, what the hell are we doing, Craig?

So, this is called the jaws of life experiment.

[Craig] Sandbar sharks got their name because they like to hang out

in the murky and sandy bottoms of the ocean.

They're some of the biggest coastal sharks in the world,

growing up to six-feet in length and weighing up to 150 pounds.

But we don't know their bite or impact force.

They're a super understudied species, and this gives us an opportunity

to measure the impact force, which is something that hasn't necessarily been done.

Right here is the dynamometer or a linear scale.

And we're gonna attach a bunch of tuna heads to it.

And we wanna measure the impact force of it.

So we want the shark to come in hit the bait, shake it's head

And, Jasper, you have the job of sitting on this tube

and getting the measurement for us.

I love it. I love it. For safety we got Jasper on this inner tube.

[laughing]

There's so many big sharks in the water right now.

Oh, my God. Like, just coming right on the surface.

[Johnny] Jasper's gonna put his arse and Barry's on the line.

But I don't know if he's gonna be able to keep them safe.

As a producer, I think it's a great idea.

Not that I produced this.

[laughs]

It's not a calm shark, they're hyper-aggressive.

If it pulls on that bait,

you could fall in the water and if you fall in the water you splash around,

you're done.

I'm not nervous.

[indistinct conversation]

That's what I'm trying to tell myself.

[Steve-O] Jasper's a really nice, successfully kid.

I'm hoping epic music is playing behind me right now.

Who just got mixed up with the wrong crowd and now he's doing all this dumb stuff

[Craig] I failed a lot of experiments in my life.

[man] Yeah, Jasper.

This one's the dumbest.

The scientist said, this is the dumbest thing he's ever done.

Good luck, Jasper.

[Craig] Just close your eyes, it will be over soon.

This is not safe at all, I would never do it,

so I'm happy he's in the tube getting the measurements for us.

Is your ass in the water?

My ass is fully in the water.

[laughs]

Oh, no. What am I doing?

[Craig] So now we wait, guys.

Sharks a little bit skittish, right?

You put all those fresh bait, you expect them to come in and eat but it takes a while.

Water's fine, though!

[all laughing]

[Craig] Oh, big shark coming in. Right underneath you.

[Chris] Let's see if he bites the scale.

[Jasper screaming]

[shouting]

Oh, my gosh.

[Craig] They got the scent of it now, they'll bite soon.

[Jasper screaming]

[people shouting]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

[Poopies] There he is! He's down right there.

Oh, no, he's right there.

[all shouting and cheering]

[Jasper screaming]

[Craig] He's got the scent. He's got the scent.

He bumped the raft with his tail, what does that mean?

[Craig] They're targeting this free food.

Free meal. Free calories.

Yeah, free proteins.

Free oils. It's good for their skin.

[Steve-O] Get the reading, scientist.

[Craig] They're gonna start feeding off each other's energy.

They're gonna keep coming now. Another one's coming in.

Holy [bleep]

- All right. Here we go! - [Jasper groaning]

[man] No way! No way!

Oh, my God.

They went under his butt.

[all laughing]

Scientifically speaking,

getting credit carded,

is when an object, I don't know, maybe your bro's hand

goes right down the cheeks in your bottom.

Right down

[Craig] Keep rein and bait him.

[laughing] There we go. There we go. There we go.

[Craig] They're starting to frenzy now.

[Craig] Six of them around you right now.

They're circling him.

Oh, here he comes. Here they come!

[Craig] As they get more aggressive, their bites will get stronger too.

[man] Here we go.

- Oh, he's got it! - [shouting]

Get him back.

[people shouting]

[man] Hold on to it. Hold on to it.

[man 2] Don't fall. Don't fall.

This is total chaos.

[man shouting] Oh, he's got it.

[Steve-O] What'd he say? What was it?

[Craig] What was it?

It's about 90.

[all cheering]

Yeah! 90!

That was incredible!

We did see about a 90 pound sandbar shark

hit with about 90 pounds of force,

which is a really important finding.

It means their hitting with the equivalence of their weight.

[Chris] So a shark that weighs more

likely to have substantially stronger impact force

which hopefully makes it pretty clear

that hand-feeding sharks like we saw on that video...

- [woman screaming] - ...is a very bad idea.

I better see me my God damn science card or whatever you get for sciences.

Yeah, Jasper!

So, how did it go?

[Jasper] It was pretty gnarly, like...

I've never been that close to sharks with just my butt out.

[indistinct shouting]

I got slapped around a couple of times.

We're all scientists here just doing what we do.

-Let's never do that again -[all laughing]

[Johnny] Well, I have something else for you.

[Craig] Look at this.

Sharks swimming around a bunch of surfers

[Jasper] I don't know about that.

[Craig] That's about a 12-foot great white.

[laughs]

This time I'm curious.

Like, right here, the second he paddles the shark turns.

Oh, yeah!

[Johnny] Weird it's not swimming straight for them.

Can sharks smell humans, Craig?

Like if they are not bleeding?

[Craig] It's a good question.

Sharks have an incredibly good sense of smell,

but it's hard to say if they can smell us.

[Johnny] But you scientists better figure it out.

Let's do it.

What the worse that could happen?

[Chris] Craig, what are we doing?

We know sharks can smell one drop of blood

in about a regular-size swimming pool.

But we don't necessarily know if they can smell us.

Sharks have an incredible sense of smell

They're often referred to as swimming noses.

But the real question is,

can they smell our saliva? Can they smell our sweat?

Can they smell our urine?

I have absolutely no idea.

But Johnny wants us to find out.

I just started surfing and I'm not cool if sharks are around.

Poopies, definitely

Two wives and he thinks he's done.

Steve-O, the goal for you is to work up the sweat, jump into the water,

and we're gonna see how the shark responds.

And Poopies over here is gonna eat the shark's favorite prey.

We got a little bit of tuna, a little bit of shrimp.

[Steve-O] And we'll see if they can smell the food as it leaks out of your pores.

If they wanted to eat and they're attracted to Poopies and Steve-O,

they might express some body language. Their fins may go straight down

or they may arch their back, or they maybe swimming a little bit erratically.

That's telling the other sharks, "Get away, that's my piece of meat."

Let's heat it up. I'm hungry.

If my pheromones drive sharks nearly as wild as they drive women

then we're gonna get us some action.

[all cheering]

God damn lunatic.

- All for you, buddy. - Thank you, Jasper.

[Steve-O] We left that out in the sun for, like, two days.

Guys, this is [bleep].

Can we get this man some soy sauce please?

This is what I call the Poo-Poo platter.

-Wow -[all laughing]

Jasper, you're in danger of getting puked on, man.

I'm in danger of puking, too.

[gags and retches]

He's really got to get it all down or else it's not gonna work.

I heard that if you eat the eyeball, the sharks like that a lot.

- Did it pop? - It popped.

[belches and retches]

Once it starts secreting from your skin it's gonna drive the sharks wild.

- In theory. - Yeah.

[retches]

What do you say we run this experiment?

Who attracts sharks more?

Passionate sea food lovers or hardcore gym junkies?

The world's about to find out.

[Steve-O] Oh, no.

[all] Ahh.

[Poopies speaking]

[Steve-O speaking]

[Craig speaking]

You know what? I think I'm gonna take a look out there.

[Poopies speaking]

[Steve-O speaking]

[Jasper speaking]

Everything just turns sexual with this group. Huh!

[Poopies speaking]

[Steve-O speaking]

[Poopies speaking]

[Steve-O speaking]

[Craig speaking]

[Steve-O speaking]

[Craig speaking]

[Johnny] Coming up, things are gonna get a little out of hand.

Throw the kit. Throw the kit.

[Craig speaking]

[Steve-O speaking]

[Chris] That was sick.

Well, it's a completely interesting experiment.

[Craig] We got the result I expected.

If these sharks were attracted to them because of their scent,

they would have went on to full hunting mode

We're talking about bull sharks.

Hyper-aggressive animals that are 400 pounds,

and it would have been a disaster underwater.

[Johnny] All right!

So, tell me, how does Craig look in a speedo?

[Steve-O] Oh, dude, Amazing!

[all laughing]

[Johnny] Well, I've been working hard, too.

Check out this video I found of people trying to run away from sharks.

[Craig] Oh yeah, it's chasing the stingray. Look at that.

- [Chris] Oh gnarly. - [Craig] Super agile in the water.

- Damn. - That's crazy.

I think you're right, Craig.

[Craig] When food's in the area and they want to hunt

- they go really fast. - [all] Yeah.

No swimming away from those sharks.

[Johnny] How fast can sharks go?

So we don't have a lot of measurements

from different shark species as how fast they could go, but some sharks

can have bursts of speed of well over 30 miles per hour.

And the average humans swims at two miles per hour.

[Johnny] Why don't we put Poopies on a wakeboard

towing in some bait? I bet that's faster

You down, Poopies?

- I'm good with it. - All right, good luck.

- [Craig] You believe in mermaids right? - Yeah.

You know how mermaids have those beautiful tails that help them move around?

- Yeah. - [Craig] Well, that's where

the sharks get their forward propulsion

they use their massive muscular tails

as a way to move really effortlessly through the water.

But we have no idea what the max speed of these Caribbean reef sharks are.

Poopies, it's time for you to get in there and do some wakeboarding.

[Chris] Craig, I have a question. Can we get data while he does that?

- Poopsie. Poopies. - [all laughing]

I said, "Poopsie."

This is gonna be trailing right behind the wakeboard.

[Craig] I'm diving under the water, and if the sharks chase,

I'll track them with my camera to get data on their speed.

- He is a scientist. - He is a scientist, dude.

All right, let's do it.

Learning about shark speed is super important, you know.

I mean, when you think about it, when people see sharks in the water,

they frantically swim away thinking

they could out swim these perfectly hydro-dynamic predators.

If you think you can out swim a shark, you're absolutely wrong.

It's just a perfect mix, if you have reef sharks,

speed and Poopies,

your gonna get footage.

So... good luck.

I'm Poopies, I've got a wave board

and I've got a full size tuna.

This is ride or die.

[music playing]

[Craig speaking]

[Poopies] We got sharks in the bottom

- [Chris] Meal times over. - [Steve-O] Oh, yeah.

[bleep]

Game on.

Get the slack out!

- [Poopies speaking] - [Steve-O laughing]

[Poopies screaming]

[whooping]

[all cheering]

[Poopies] Holy [bleep].

[Craig speaking]

- [Poopies speaking] - [all cheering]

[Chris] What a great day for science.

Mother nature chose us as her mouthpiece.

[all laughing]

I felt the shark taking the fish from me.

I saw behind me and I was freaking out.

And then I felt them bite the fish. It was so sick.

How'd it look down there, scientist?

Absolutely crazy, I saw you drop of the boat, there were sharks everywhere.

And the second you started the gauge, I saw the tuna going

- and the shark followed right behind. - Oh, my God.

[Craig] Based on the wind speed,

these animals are moving at 22 miles an hour.

That's 11 times faster than the average human can swim.

We don't stand a chance.

Craig isn't around, so it's come to this.

We have now exhausted

every single idea we could possibly come up with.

The well has run dry.

Poopies,

there's nothing left to do but jump the shark.

"Jumping the shark" is a term used in Hollywood

when a show makes a desperate attempt

to restore its original popularity

with cheap gimmicks.

Like in Happy Days when Fonzie jumps the shark.

I happen to think that stunt was pretty badass,

so now we're gonna repeat history

with Poopies playing the role of Fonzie.

Yay.

And sharks playing the role of sharks.

[laughs] Let's send it.

Gotta land it, Poops.

There's all these fins in the landing zone.

Be careful, Fonzie.

Poopies!

You got it!

He's on! Yeah!

- Yeah! - [cheering]

Yeah, Poopies! Oh.

Oh, no. [bleep]

Oh, [bleep].

- Okay, everyone back. - Get back, get back.

[groaning]

All right, get him up. Get him up!

Tourniquet. Tourniquet!

Transfer right here, transfer when you're ready.

Poopies got bit.

Putting a tourniquet on him right now.

Tourniquet on this [bleep] in there.

We've got to be ready to transport him.

- Right behind you. - Right in here, right in here.

So I need the medical bag going with me.

- Get it by, get it by! - We got it.

All right, I want all divers recalled right now.

I need the phone hanging in.

Get back from here.

This was only one bite in one spot?

Okay.

And he's not missing anything?

No, no. It's a reminder that...

Yeah, like, we are pushing it pretty hard.

And this could happen, of course.

It's either, like, everything's okay or this happens.

And hopefully it's always everything's okay, everything's okay.

But then...

You know, this time it's not okay.

[speaks indistinctly]

He says, "I want a bonus."

So, fellas, how'd this week go?

Poopies got bit real bad, man.

Oh, my God.

- Yeah. - But he's gonna be all right.

[Chris] Thank God Poopies is doing great.

They were able to repair all the damage.

If you're in the daredevil business, you know,

you expect, and you accept,

like, that some things are gonna go wrong every once in a while.

[Steve-O] But as long as Poopies makes a full recovery,

his Bumble account is gonna be firing.

There's nothing sexier than a shark scar.

- Nothing. - Yeah.

[Johnny] What happened?

Yeah!

[Steve-O] Everything was going great, Knox,

Yeah, Poopies! Oh.

[Steve-O] And then Poopies decided to cannon ball

into a big pack of sharks.

A lot of slapping going on, so the sharks were just, you know.

It was a perfect storm, Knoxville.

So we kinda broke every rule we talked about.

Yeah.

[Steve-O] Those sharks were just doing their thing.

We were in their territory,

you know?

So the sharks were not responsible.

A lot of people,

you know, do crazy things like this.

And they don't think there's any consequences.

If you push the limits with nature,

sometimes nature pushes back.

I'm really grateful

that Poopies only got bitten on the hand and he's okay.

But at the end of the day, I think it's really important

for the world to see

that these are wild animals and we need to respect them.

We've been taking a lot of chances,

doing a lot of stuff that we're not supposed to be doing with sharks.

So let's go back in one last time

and do it the right way.

Just us swimming around with the sharks.

- Yeah. - I like the sound of that, let's do that.

All right, guys, be safe, okay?

- Yeah! - Yeah, we will be.

- For Poopies. - For Poopies.

[Steve-O] Here we are at the scene of the crime.

Obviously, none of us are thrilled about

what happened to Poopies yesterday.

I'm shaking my head hard about that.

I know.

Well, guys, you do the right things around sharks,

they don't pose that much of a threat.

They're generally very shy.

We're gonna have an amazing dive

with Caribbean reef sharks.

You're gonna see them for what they really are.

Peaceful. They are predators,

they're not gonna be amped up, they're not gonna be hyper aggressive.

I'm gonna show you their environment,

and it's gonna blow your mind.

- Awesome. - All right.

Look, we're here to settle some unfinished business.

We're back and we're going down in the water

to take the high road.

- We wanna go make peace with these sharks. - That's right.

Not leave a bad taste in their mouth.

Because trust me, Poopies tastes bad.

[laughs]

Forgiveness is freedom.

- So we're not mad at these sharks. - Not at all.

Can't be.

We're not the kind of people who hold grudges.

So we're gonna go in there,

maybe shake a fin.

Tell them, there's no beef here.

After what happened yesterday,

the last thing I thought we were gonna do today

is get back in the water to swim with more sharks.

Yeah. And here we go. [laughs]

This is for you, Poopies. Yeah!

Craig, is everything okay?

[Steve-O] Even though I've had this weird blind spot

where I felt unaccountable for my activity around sharks,

I've always had a deep respect and admiration for them.

And now I respect them even more.

The boys is hitting the surface.

Chris is here.

Getting to do a special on Shark Week is a dream come true.

I actually have a great respect for the power of sharks.

This has been an incredible week

and I did some crazy stuff that I never thought I'd do in my entire life.

But I think this is the perfect way to top it off.

Seeing these sharks for what they really are.

Absolutely beautiful predators.

[Craig] At the end of this expedition, I think we all learned a lot.

Sharks are very curious animals, they're very intelligent.

And these sharks are just swimming around the reef,

being sharks.

To me, that's what it's all about.

You know, hindsight being 20/20.

I'm not sure if Jackass meets Shark Week was a good idea.

It was a great idea.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

[yelling]

Who learned the most on this trip?

- I didn't learn anything. - [chuckling]

Oh, my gosh, you guys.

Well...

I definitely got a degree in Shark College there.

But no disrespect to the sharks,

like, I still love sharks

and it's not their fault that this happened.

[cheering]

Yeah, Poopies! Oh.

I knew there was a chance I was gonna get bit by a shark

but I didn't think it was gonna happen.

No, I don't blame the sharks at all.

I mean, I was in their living room, and it was dinner time.

They were just being sharks.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I'm proud of you, I'm proud of all of you.

Oh, the boys had a very successful Shark Week.

And I think Poopies definitely has a respect

for sharks he didn't have before.

You need to respect these animals,

and you need to conserve these animals,

because if you do,

you're gonna have a healthy ocean

for many generations to come.

You're a really good scientist,

- by the way, too. - Thanks.

- We. - [laughs]

- We're all good scientists. - We're all scientists now.

And we'll see you in the theatres for Jackass.