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Hello and you are watching
Koffee with Karan,

the show that doesn't mind
its own business.

I am, you guessed it right,
Karan Johar,

Bollywood's busybody at large.

I cannot explain how
good it feels to be busy

and back in business
after the pandemic.

I missed the buzz of
the movies so desperately

so much so that
I even started missing

that dreaded thing.
You know what it is?

The trial show.

Trial shows are industry
previews of films.

You hold them for many reasons.

Understanding whether
your film will work

is never one of them.

Most attendees at trial shows

are either hyper enthusiastic

or cleverly dumb struck like me

but there is one
more annoying category.

This is the person who says

can I be honest?

No, you can't, please!

I don't want your stupid opinion,
your rambling thesis.

Go home,
take some popcorn if you want.

I need your honesty
as much as a teenager needs botox.

We have these because everyone
needs a little bit of delusion

to brave the Box Office
storm and Tsunami.

My guests tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
have weathered many a Box Office storms.

He's intensely private
both off screen and on

His actions speaks louder than words

and he has created a genre
and audience unique to himself.

She made her Bollywood
debut along with him

and was immediately
a star to watch out for.

Over the years, I've watched her
evolve into a very self-assured actor.

Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, please welcome

Tiger Shroff and Kriti Sanon

the original Heropanti couple

back together on the sets
of Koffee with Karan.

Here they come.

-Welcome back.
-Thank you.

Oh My God! What a bubblegum
you're looking like.

Like one ready to bubble and burst.

-Who are you talking about?
-Oh!

When you talk about bubble gum...

He's not bubble gum.

We're the candy shop together.

-We're the candy shop!
-You'll are really looking

a little of a candy store right now.

Oh! I like it.
Welcome back Kriti

-Welcome back Tiger
-Thank you.

-Thank you.
-To Koffee with Karan season 7.

Great to have you guys and
it's great because this combination

-...is where it all began, right.
-Oh yeah.

So, it all began Heropanti....

Kriti, you have an early
memory of meeting Tiger

for the very first time?

Because you were already
locked into the film

-...and did you meet him then or did you
-No.

-...go through a series of auditions?
-We actually...

I think we met at the audition only.

The one that we did
like the proper shoot.

Yeah. The look test.

So, it was an audition for me

because I was not
told that I am doing it.

And I think that's the time
when I met him for the first time.

And the first time
we met on the set,

and we did a scene.

She was always really good

like she always had
this know and awareness.

And I felt so intimidated
around her energy

because she was just freaking good.

Did you get rejected
for many auditions

prior to the Heropanti
ones or did you

You know my first audition

-was actually for Student of the Year 1.
-Yeah.

-That was my first...
-I think I walked into that.

Awkward!

I think I walked right into that.

Oops! Okay.

No, I was horrible then.

-Oh you were?
-So it's fine.

Please say it loudly to the camera

-..so I don't get trolled for this.
-It was my...

Because I don't remember
seeing your audition at all.

So I was in Delhi that time.
I had not moved to Mumbai.

Yeah, we had somebody
doing auditions

-...in Delhi.
-I'd just started modeling.

And that was my first
ever film audition

where I didn't know what
to do in a film audition.

And they had given us ''Bahara''

-...song to dance on.
-Right.

-Everybody danced to ''Bahara''
-There was a... Yeah.

And there was a scene from
Wake Up Sid!

Yeah.

-So...
-I wish I can go back

and find your audition

because I have Alia's audition.

Don't!

-She also danced...
-Let's not show them now.

So Alia also

-...has danced to 'Bahara''.
- I know.

I missed that. I should've found
your audition and put it up there.

-But I don't have it now.
-No! Not now.

So okay,
you got the part immediately?

They said yes for you for Heropanti?

For Heropanti, yeah. He told me that

we're going to Sajid sir's office

and your signing
the film in 10 minutes.

-Oh My God!
-And I was like what?

I had no idea.

-I didn't know who to call.
-And you being you...

who's always kind of very

calm and composed,
did you have a Yippie moment!

You didn't go like...

-I got the part.
-No, it didn't sink in, Karan.

-Oh yeah.
-I was like are you serious?

Has it happened?

It didn't sink in till
actually, we started doing

-..workshops. Oh it's finally happening.
-Yeah.

What I'm intrigued about because
that's what I'm always intrigued about

and it's really a cardinal rule

you work with your lead
actor on your first film

and you get into a relationship.

She was already taken though.

-Excuse me!
-Right?

No, I wasn't.

Is that why you never
had a vibe with her?

-No, no...
-Because there was no...

reported relationship

-...between Tiger and Kriti.
- I think we were very shy.

-Why did that happen?
-I think both of us were very shy

and you know just...

You know we exchanged numbers
after our first schedule.

-What?
-Yes.

-You remember that?
-Yeah, I do.

Tiger, do you not have game?

I have zero game.

I think it's changed.

-You think so?
-I think so.

She was telling me you've
become a bit bratty recently.

Bratty?

That's not the word I used, Karan.

Not at all.

-Say what you said.
-No.

-I think. In fact, I said he was witty.
-I think I've just opened.

Yeah she said witty but I just said
that I just said that means... well...

-Witty!
-See, manipulation.

Okay, so there was no vibe?

No nothing, no causal hook up

fun on a warm or a cold

-..winter evening.
-I mean

even if I'd tried, I don't think
I'd have gone lucky with Kriti.

Why?

She's... Look at her. I mean Kriti!

-You should try.
-Look at me. C'mon!

So did you get upset that he
never made any kind of an advance?

-No, I didn't get upset I just felt like
-Not upset but did you wonder?

You know what? Actually, I understood

because he was very very shy

extremely shy

That I know.
Tiger when he first walked in...

To the extent...
I remember we had this shot

in Heropanti where he's
supposed to peck me on the cheek

and I remember
he was trembling at that point.

And he was like that aww
sweet you know like

really shy but he was

friendly on set.

But you developed
some kind of affection

and fondness over the
journey because you'll

-..began together.
-I mean

I've always had a soft spot for her

because we started
our journeys together.

-That's special.
-And...

every time I see praise about her

or one of her new promos or her
winning some best actor or another

-...you know...
-I've only had one but okay.

-Congratulations.
-You deserve a lot more.

-Thank you.
-Congratulations for a

brilliant performance in Mimi.

-Well done.
-Thank you.

I mean everybody gave you that love

and now it's validated
with the award you won at IIFA.

-Congratulations.
-Thank you.

It's amazing you've come a long way.
I can see there's a trajectory

-..and it's fantastic.
-Yeah.

And you have a long way
still to do so much more.

This is still I believe
the tip of the iceberg.

Are you single, Tiger?

I just wanted to throw it at him.

-Uhh
-The Uhh is kind of giving it all away

I've always been.

What is your relationship status,
Tiger? Are you dating Disha Patani?

I am just very good friends
just like I always have been.

You can't use that
line anymore, Tiger.

-Genuinely.
-Nobody says

we were just good friends.

-I'm genuinely...
-You'll were like

You'll made Bastian
become the hottest restaurant

because

every Sunday we saw you
in and out to a point I was like

this is like a routine

and every Sunday Disha
and Tiger are at Bastian.

We like eating the same food.

Maybe that's why we go
to that restaurant together.

You guys are very similar,
are you?

-Yeah.
-Yeah but that's not my question.

My question is,
are you dating her just now?

Because there was a rumoured
break up in the news.

-Oh really?
-Yeah.

Well, there's been speculation
on us for a very long time.

We've always maintained we're
amazing friends and

-...that's what it is today.
-I see.

That's it. So you are single then?

-Yeah, I think so.
-Okay.

-His, I think so...
-I think so!

So that means is there
someone lurking in the vicinity?

Or are there many?

I think I'm the only
one lurking right now.

-No, I'm there too.
-Why are you lurking?

Because I'm single, right?

-Okay, that's why. All right.
-Incentive.

Punit Malhotra tells me, who's the
director of Student of the Year 2,

you are that quintessential
good boy who's waiting to explode.

He says when Tiger really explodes,

there will be like

massive rush and gush around him

in the type of energy
that I'm talking about.

I am ruled by Venus,
I am a number 6.

That makes you what?
Horny?

Is that what you mean?

-Is it? What is number 6?
-It's...

-What do you mean?
-It's...

Astrology is not my strong suit.

But Venus is the love planet, right?

-Oh!
-Okay.

-I didn't know that.
-I'm a very loving guy.

I love to love people
and love to make people happy.

Considering you have
so much love in your heart

and so much love
to give and offer...

-I want to give love.
-How come there's no love around you?

I mean I think I'm loved,
excuse me,

and I think a lot of people love me.

-No, that is adulation.
-Of course.

I'm talking about relationship love.

I've got great relationships, man.
I mean

I've got a great
relationship with you

I've got a great
relationship with her.

Okay we aren't going anywhere here.

Tiger, you have a wonderful
relationship with me but we're not

stretching together.

So, anyway, Kriti,
you've been single for a while now.

Is there anybody? There was rumoured

I mean it came from...
Somewhere in my party they were like

Oh Kriti Sanon and Aditya
Roy Kapur look so good together.

-We do look good together.
-We caught them

canoodling in a corner,
as in chatting.

You know me. I would never

-..canoodle in a corner.
-Yeah.

So they were like you'll
really looked so fantastic

together.
So what's the programme there?

I feel like he's a really nice guy.
He's good looking.

And we chat sometimes whenever we

sort of bump into each
other and that's about it.

-There's not been anything else.
-You know this couch is very lucky.

Like it's happened
with Katrina and Vicky

it happened with Ranbir and Alia...

So I've to basically
say a name here and then...

I'm like if you wish for something,
say it on this couch.

This couch actually fulfils dreams.
You have a name?

I'll get back to you on that one

-...for sure.
-Do you have a name for me?

-For you, yes.
-Who?

He did mention Aditya Roy Kapur.

I think you guys would
look really good together.

You know, both of you are tall,
both of you are...similar

-Yeah we would look very good together.
-Yeah you'd look very...

Should I arrange this soiree,

I have a restaurant in town, we can
all go out together and hang out.

Yeah, let's hangout.

-Yeah, never know what comes out of it.
-Yeah.

Tiger, I can do the same for you.

He's very good at match making

so when we go for this
hanging out thing, when he is coming, come

-...then we'll ask him...
-Yeah.

-...to get some people for you.
-Sure.

He's saying sure like this is a script
narration that we're coming to.

-Sure. I'll think about it.
-I'll come, I'll hear the story.

C'mon, I came to your party
and this is like the first

-...party I've come to after...
-Tiger, you came just in time

to open the doors of that...

I was helping with
the decor and all.

You came at 9 pm

for a 9 pm invite.
I don't know who does that!

You know I was doubting
if you're going to be ready.

I've tried to play match
making at my party with Tiger

and the next person who walked
in was Shanaya Kapoor and I was like

talk to him!

And Tiger and Shanaya
at one point of time

were standing on that bar stool

-...and just looking at each other...
-Gosh!

making some very
polite conversation.

After 10 minutes
she came and told me

I think he's really bored of me.

-Oh really?
-Yeah.

-Were you?
-God, no!

I thought I was being very friendly

and candid and cool.

-Were you?
-Yeah, I mean ...

-How many sentences did you speak?
-Maybe you've to redefine your version

of friendly and candid is. Tiger!

God, I feel so bad now.

-I was doing my best.
-She was like maybe

I'm boring and
I said no you're not boring.

-Was she boring?
-Okay.

-What?
-Was she boring you?

Boring? Not at all.

-No.
-She's a sweet, fun girl.

-Yeah she's a sweet girl.
-She's very

cool, chill and sorted.

Yeah so then?

I was like talk to each other.

I was like how do I make
Tiger interested in staying

in this party longer
than half an hour!

That was my ambition,
it didn't work out.

How long did you stay?

I stayed exactly for
half an hour I think.

Yeah.

-Yeah.
-I stayed till 5!

No that's fine.
You're meant to do that at a party.

I had a blast at the party.

Good. Now you've actually
had like a roller coaster ride

in general in so many years.

But even recently with your
films you've had like a massive

loved film with Mimi.

You put your faith and
you put on weight for that part

you really gave your
heart and soul for Mimi

and it's been validated with
all the love from across the world

and then you do a commercial mainstream
film which is ticking every box

and it doesn't give you
that love and acceptance so

does it confuse you?

No, it doesn't.
I feel like how a film does

at the Box Office is
dependent on many factors.

Sometimes some not so good
films also do really well.

Yeah.

Sometimes a good film
that would've done well

maybe in a different time,
different scenario

doesn't do well.

I don't take that so seriously.

-I feel like I have like...
-But would you...

...4 releases already.

-So I'm not...
-Now would you like rethink being

the heroine in a male led film

because now you've
built enough equity

to say no to those movies.

See, if we're talking
About Bachchhan Paandey actually

this Akshay sir and
I were discussing many times

my role was almost equal to his.

It was called Bachchhan Paandey

but the length
and the substance was still there.

Yeah.

So, that wasn't one of those
male led lesser roles... sort of films

The ones we know
who on your left does

and has been massively successful.

But I think I've
a great role in Ganapath.

-You have brilliant role. High five.
-Yeah.

What about envy or competition?

or jealousy sometimes with
your contemporaries, like you know

is there that sense of

I need to do it and

look beyond my shoulder
and do better than her?

And do better than everybody and

perform as an actor
like there's so much

chatter about Alia
being the best actor

-...in the country.
-Yeah.

And is that an
acceptance at your level

or is it also driving you
to kind of get there yourself?

I feel of course it drives me

it inspires me to do better.

-Yeah.
-When I see great work,

Like Gangubai.

Yeah and you also

see you also feel that you know

I would love to have
an opportunity like that

and I would love to have
something because I feel like

-Mimi as an opportunity...
-Yes.

When it came to me, it gave me that

confidence to put in
so much into that film.

-Yeah.
-I feel like...

when I watch Alia or when I watch

you know some amazing actors where

their work inspires you and you're like

My God I need to get

better at what I'm doing..

Yeah..

So that's always there.

That's constantly there.

I think as actors sometimes
it's also like what next.

You know I don't want to stagnate.

-I need to grow. Now I've done this.
-Yeah.

Now I need to do better
than this but how?

You know sometimes
we don't know how.

Tiger, you've

I mean really you're
a blockbuster boy

you've given back
to back blockbusters

and have built such an amazing

strong space for yourself
that only you are the master of.

Like the way you do what you do,
nobody can do.

So when you have
a massive set back as a film

what does it do to you

and I know when I met you,
you were really sad.

-Oh yeah, I was heartbroken.
-You were heartbroken

-and you used the word I was depressed.
-Depressed.

-Yeah.
-And you did describe that...

...phase about what you felt because

I feel sometimes you're
very hard on yourself.

I mean I am...

I'm just a very extreme person

I give everything to this.
I don't have

I wouldn't say I've sacrificed a lot

because I like what I'm doing.
I don't have a social life.

I don't have very many friends.

-So this is what I do.
-We're going to talk about...

that as well but that phase,
people do like

stress eating,
you did failure eating.

-I did failure eating, yeah.
-You did failure eating?

I'm an emotional eater.

And then you shot for
Ganapath and nothing showed!

-Luckily, no.
-How?

I don't know.

-I guess...
-He said he used the word

I was genuinely depressed for that week.

But he masks it very well I must say

-because I met you like what?
-That's what, I mean, Tiger,

-Some days later.
-...why is that nobody like...

I don't think I've ever seen you
lose your temper. I don't see....

There's almost a zen like quality.

Is there something that you do

when you go back home that
we're not aware of? Like hit things?

Scream loudly, kick your television?

Something is happening at some point

that is releasing all that energy.

I mean let's just say I've
a way of channelising everything.

Where?

Where does it go?

All over the place

in terms of you know

my gym, in terms of my work,
in terms of

perhaps my dance rehearsals or the
extracurricular things that I do.

Which are?

You really want to ask that?

My lurking.

Your lurking! Yeah, the lurking.

-My prowl.
-Let's just call it the lurking.

-I like that word.
-Yeah.

So, now are you still
here to prove a point

with a Box Office number?

I'm even hungrier right now.

-Yeah.
-I'm not the kind of actor..

...to get adulation

great work, what a performance!

That's not me.

-For me, my validation is the Box Office
-Box Office.

I live for those you know

Whistles and all when I land

and I'm about to save the day.

-Yeah.
-As...

-Cliche.
-And you want to do that.

That's what makes you...
I love doing that.

Like, Tiger, in a sea of
films that failed, there was a

Kartik Aaryan film
Bhool Bhulaiyaa 2 that

closed in on 175 crores.

Massive number, big number.

So do you look

over your shoulder to see
oh he's done it, I need to do it!

It's definitely inspiring!
I won't lie

that I'm not aware of that.

It's definitely inspiring

but what keeps me driven

and what keeps me in a way

secure and at ease is the fact that

like you said the genre
that I've tapped into...

No one else can do.

I won't say no one else.
I'd say not many have attempted

-...or not many...
-Or can attempt.

Tampering with, rather

-...as of now.
-Yeah.

So, it gives me

a sense of security at least okay

you know I've got this going for me.

I'm going to stick
to my strengths and sort of

But it's largely true

because what you can
do is so individual to you.

Now, on a lighter note, we have a

couple of things that
are fun on the show.

One of them is our Koffee Bingo.

What is Koffee Bingo?

This season we
introduced Koffee Bingo.

You have your iPad
right next to you.

You have to tick
all the things that you

have done on that.

And I will of course be the

big master of ceremony
staring at all your

very deep dark dirty secrets.

-Deep down...
-And you say that you

just told me in the break
that you will actually lie

-because your mom's watching this show.
-When did I say that?

-You just said it.
-Don't lie.

-You just said your mom's watching.
-Don't lie, Karan.

Your mom has prior to this also

stopped you from having an orgasm.

Can you please explain?
It doesn't sound good.

It doesn't sound good.

He offered me Lust Stories

Oh okay.

So prior to Kiara Advani, I had called her

My God, that sentence was horrible!

Oh you told me this.

-I did?
-Yeah you told me.

-Yeah.
-I'd offered her Lust Stories.

I was very keen on her.

And I said I'll do it
very aesthetically, she said

she thought about it
and called and said my mom...

I didn't think about it.
I asked her.

I asked her and
honestly what she said

was that if it was a

full film and if it's a
20 minute thing in the middle

it's okay, but it's a 20
minute thing about that only.

I don't think you should do it.

Not entirely about that.

It was about the orgasm.

It was about the power

that women should have

-..over pleasure.
-When I saw it,

I didn't feel there was

-anything wrong at all.
-Yeah.

So it's not like...

But why didn't I convince you otherwise?

It's not that I was some
pervert narrating it to you

I think I should've
made you talk to my mother.

Why didn't you make
me speak to mummy?

I don't know.

But weren't you convinced by his

-...aesthetic...
-It was not me.

-I was just, I've not done....
-She was convinced...

Did you show mummy the film?

I don't know if she saw it.

Maybe I was also very
new at that point where I would

like if I would do
a bikini scene or something

I would ask her.

I come from a very middle class family.

For them it's all a little too soon.

-Yeah.
-For example, in Raabta

when I had a little make out scene,

I didn't ask her
and later she was like

that was a bit too much!

So, I didn't know how much to ask.

I am going to talk to her.

Alexa,

turn on the projector.

Okay.

All right,
you have your iPad so let's bru.

-Okay.
-Some interesting

-..conversation as a result of this.
-Is the same thing?

-All right.
-Kriti, c'mon

you have 2 minutes to fill up

-...so do you.
-Oh do I start?

Lied about your relationship status.

Oh My God, I am circling all?

No.

Lied on the Koffee couch!

What does this mean, sir?

Ignored a co-star's advances?

Like someone...

What does that mean?

Tiger!

-What does it mean, sir?
-You don't know the meaning...

...means you might have actually.

Okay.

-When someone's trying to flirt...
-Have you ignored a co-star's...

advances like if Kriti is making a pass.

If I'm trying to make
a move or pass or flirt

and you ignore it.

-And you ignore it.
-You could've just written that.

Yeah, it's a little...

-Have you?
-I have.

Not yours obviously.

-Did I make an advance at you?
-Since you never made a pass.

-Firstly
-Have you ignored?

I think you gave in.

Once.

There, see!

Tiger's...

Be a little honest.

You haven't sent nudes, Tiger?

Did he say yes?

Kriti, are you done with yours?

I think so.

All right.

Lied about your relationship status.

You've done that on this couch.

Checked your partner's phone.

Are you that girl?

I have once.

Yeah when I had some doubts.

And was the outcome favourable?

Not so favourbale.

That's why you should
never check the phone.

Nothing good comes out of that.

It's true.

Okay, you lied on this Koffee couch.

Yes you have.

I've done 5 circles at it. So yeah.

-Yes you have. -It's not just one lie.

It's not nice. I don't like liars.

How can you lie to me?

I'm being so honest.

-Telling you all my internal emotions.
-Because this show is for free for me...

right now and may
parents are watching it.

You know your parents
I need to have dinner with.

-You can.
-Okay I'm coming to the

Sanon residence for a meal.

-You can.
-Okay.

And you haven't sent nudes to anyone.

You don't do that?

Have been completely star struck. By who?

Gerard Butler once. I met him

when I was shooting
for my first Telugu film.

I was in London. He came there

very humbly and he

said what shoot is going
on and then he met all of us

-And you were awe struck.
-I mean he came there.

And he was not travelling
with anyone. Just by himself

-...which is like great.
-Okay.

Okay, Miss Goody Two Shoes,
we're done with.

Now, what about Tiger?
I want to go to him.

Sent nudes. I love it.

How many circles have you done?

-So nudes. -That's a heart though.

When you say nudes,

are you careful?

You do the disappearing mode

where you send it and
it disappears after 2 viewing?

-Or you don't care.
-I don't know how to do that.

-You can do that now on WhatsApp?
-I just share...

-Even I don't know that.
-You can. There's vanish mode.

There's vanish mode on Instagram
DMs. Do you get a lot of DMs?

I have gotten a few

but I'm scared to open them

because then that whole
seen comes and then

the person will think
I am a pervert or something

You've gotten nudes on Instagram?

Lied about your relationship status.

You lied today only.

Checked your partner's phone.

Are you that boy?

I wouldn't imagine you to be. Have you?

You know, I'm very possessive.

I'm very dominating.

-You're dominating?
-Yeah.

-Sometimes.
-Well, it doesn't seem like that.

He gives a vibe.
Of dominating he does.

So if your partner has

had a even a normal
exchange with another person

that would annoy you.

I wouldn't appreciate that.

Because I'm not like that, right?

Meaning? Normal exchange means?
Like what?

Meaning even if it's
like mildly flirting.

-Light flirting.
-Yeah.

I'm not in it for just for kicks.

-Even I wouldn't like flirting. -Okay.

And you haven't ignored a co-star's

-advances because you didn't know
-He's cancelled it.

-..they were making an advance.
-I mean I didn't understand that

one.

Some co-star tried to flirt with you

-...and you ignored it.
-We expressed but then

he has like said it reportedly
that he gave in once.

I mean Karan sir knows her.

Yeah I know.

We know. We won't get into that.

Gone commando in public!

All the time.

All the time?
You don't wear underwear?

I try to you know just

when I'm not training or
anything I try to be as free as...

You have no underwear right now?

Right now I do.

Right now I do definitely
just so the fit

comes out right otherwise

I like to be comfortable.

Otherwise you like
to be comfortable.

You like to make everything breathe.

-Yeah.
-Nice.

Have you been start struck?

Oh yeah. I mean

I've recently done a film with

one of my idols Hrithik Roshan so

I remember being very star struck.

You know I thought it was him.

Do you know the most homoerotic line

between two men
was exchanged in War.

What was it?

You tell that girl get in line.

Get in line!

even Hrithik's introduction.

I've never seen a
hero being introduced

where other men looking at him.

And that's the introduction!

-That's true.
-Normally we see,

hot boy walking
and all the chicks are like ooh aah.

These guys are like Hrithik
Roshan gets off the chopper

and all men are staring at him.

But honestly speaking, I think

Hrithik Roshan is that personality

that all men would also stare.

He is every man's man crush.

-Like he's hot af!
-True that.

I mean like you can't take that way...

I don't have a crush on him but I

the look at least in my
performance when I was trying

was to show my

my character was also in awe of

-..his character.
-Which came easily to you.

Which came very naturally
as you could see.

He's also hot!
He's like everything...

He's very hot.

-I didn't want to come across that way..
-Anyway Koffee bingo was lovely.

Thank you, Tiger. I think
you did really well in the bingo.

It's a very honest performance.

I love your performance.

In fact, the heart
on the sent nudes is my fav

whereas as I said Miss Goody
Two Shoes is not telling us all.

God! I'm going to
lose the hamper I feel.

This is not the hamper.

But I will I feel like it.

-Hamper round comes right now.

Before that, I'm going
to do a quick what I call a

Koffee inquisition.
So, I'm going to look into your eyes

and you have to be like

telling me the whole
truth and you have to swear.

Hold your hand and swear.

On what?

Swear on Mimi.

I swear to speak the
truth and only the truth.

I swear on Mimi,

I shall speak the
truth and only the truth.

Are you single?

Yes, I am.

Okay, what is your deepest regret?

Shit, that's a tricky one.

All right, we'll come back to that.

-Yeah, Lust Stories.
-All right.

Recently... Lust Stories, okay.

Okay, recently has
there been some flirting

that has been happening
between you and someone?

Could be a little.

Who is that person?

The person we spoke about?
Yes or no.

Could've been a little.

Okay, I will take that as a yes.

Well done, Kriti.

All right, is there's one person you

consider competition
in the business?

Yeah, many.

One.

Alia.

Okay, great.
Lovely.

Tiger, hold your hands.

-What is this
-You have to swear.

You've to swear on martial art.

I swear on martial arts.

You have to say

I shall speak the
truth and only the truth.

-I shall speak the truth...
-Very tricky swear.

and only the truth.

Tiger Shroff, are you single?

I am single.

Tiger Shroff, were you single?

I wasn't single.

-Okay.
-Why am I being honest...

Yeah...
I have no idea.

He wasn't single, okay.

Tiger Shroff,
is there someone you are

lurking with recently?

I'm not lurking with
anybody right now.

So you're serious with somebody.

No, I'm lurking but I'm
not lurking with anybody.

-Oh you're just lurking in the vicinity.
-Yeah just lurking.

If there's one girl in
the industry that you would like

do anything to be with on a
sexy date with, that girl would be?

Can you just call it a hot date?
He might just answer.

-Hot date.
-Gosh!

I can't choose. There are so
many hot ones right now but you know

I've always been

-...infatuated with..
-You swore on martial arts.

Infatuated by Shraddha Kapoor and

-I've always had a crush on her.
-Shraddha Kapoor.

-I know this.
-I find her really pretty. You know this

Shraddha Kapoor is
single right now or not?

-I don't know.
-I wouldn't know.

I'm very out of the whole scene

-in terms of...
-But isn't she also your friend?

-Shraddha?
-Yeah.

He just said he has no friends.

I don't have any friends.

-I'd like to think she's my friend.
-All right, so.

Okay Shraddha Kapoor is noted.

Noted, all right okay.

What is your sexual fantasy?

I mean I don't have
any sexual fantasy right now

because I've achieved most of them.

-Oh! -Yeah I need to look for...
-Smart.

You need to further

further enhance my
vision and imagination.

-Think out of the box.
-All right.

Okay, done.

We're done with that.
Very good.

I'm very happy with
this inquisition.

And now we get into the
dreaded rapid fire round.

-Are you ready?
-I thought it was over.

Okay this is the hamper.
It's amazing, worth fighting for.

-I have to say.
-Looks like pretty.

Now there's one change
in the rapid fire round.

We have a live audience watching you

as we speak.

-Oh wow.
-And they will judge you.

Can we meet them please.

It's the Koffee gang.
Say hi.

-Hi.
-Hi, guys

Great.

-Tiger, are you ready?
-It's a good mix of girls and guys.

-Pressures on.
-Yeah.

Who should I start with?

Ladies first as usual.

I hate that line.
Who made this rule?

I'll start if you want me to start.

-You want me to start?
-Start.

Okay, one minute.
I've to replace my glasses

because that is glamour,
this is old age.

Before we start the rapid fire,

can we please turn on the Jaquar lights.

All right, if the following actresses

made a pass at you

how would you respond? Sara Ali Khan.

I'd have to perhaps

take it up with her mother first

as I'm pretty close to Amrita ma'am.

I've done a couple films with her.

You would ask the
mother if she was allowed

to make a pass at you.

If I'll be allowed
to accept that pass.

Oh, okay.

Janhvi Kapoor.

-You'll ask Boney Kapoor now?
-No.

I would ask her
whether she'd want to

go 'Nadiyon Paar' with me.

Oh!

Okay.

Ananya Pandey.
'Nadiyon Paar' with Janhvi. I love that.

Ananya Pandey?

Again Ananya?

Oh!

You naughty boy.

You naughty boy.

You have stars in your eyes.
Star means Tara.

One thing you envy
the following actors for.

Salman Khan

He has a beautiful farmhouse.
I've been to his farmhouse.

-His farm.
-Amazing, yeah.

His farm, okay.
Akshay Kumar?

Perhaps the abundance
of wealth he possesses.

-His money.
-His money yeah.

Oh everyone envies that.

Ranveer Singh.

His wife.

What?

-She's very pretty. Beautiful.
-His wife.

And Ranbir Kapoor?

His wife.

Very talented.

Very talented! Is that why?

-Very pretty of course.
-Of course.

Name an actor in Bollywood
you can call a buddy.

I wish I could call
Hrithik Roshan my buddy.

I just feel cool about that.

But like I said I
don't have many friends.

You can call me buddy.

High five.

-Okay, so Kriti Sanon is your buddy.
-Kriti Sanon is my buddy.

Describe your dream wedding.

Are we talking dreams or nightmares?
Let's be clear on that.

I don't see anything
dreamy about a wedding.

-Okay.
-I wouldn't dream about a wedding.

Okay. Describe your
concept of a wild time.

As you know I do spend
a lot of time in the gym

and the sauna so you
can take it from there.

Steamy, I like it.

If you won the hottest
male body in tinsel town,

who do you think should
win in the female category?

Perhaps Disha. She's

-...in great shape.
-Why perhaps?

Definitely Disha,
she's in great shape.

But you know Jacqueline
is also in great shape.

The funniest meme you
ever read about yourself.

Funniest meme?

Again going back to our
first trailer when it was launched

I saw a lot of
comparisons between me and

Kareena Kapoor ma'am.

And they had sort of
made me Kareena Kapoor.

Yeah and they said that...

-They made you into Kareena Kapoor.
-They said we're very similar.

I thought it was pretty funny.

But I took it as
a compliment as well.

She's a beautiful woman.

-Kudos to you for being a sport!
-You're good looking.

If you could time travel
and become a super star

of that era,
which actor would you choose to be?

-I think for sure my dad.
-Oh yeah.

Just be that effortless and easy.

If you had to fix up Kriti Sanon...
We have got the answer for that.

You can have options

Okay, you have another
option besides Aditya Roy Kapur?

The other option is taken.

-Which is?
-Sidharth Malhotra.

I think you two look really good.

Have you done a film
with him by the way?

-You haven't?
-Not yet.

You should.

Somebody should cast you two.

-Are you guys listening?
-Tiger!

All right.

A director who you would say yes
to without even reading the script.

Karan Johar

because I know he has an action film

and I've been coming
on to him a lot.

-That just sounds very wrong.
-You've been coming

on to me, Tiger?

I'm speaking Koffee with Karan
language here.

This hamper you better
work hard for otherwise

-...it's going.
-Fully practiced.

Okay, a criticism that hit you hard.

That Kriti Sanon
performed better than me.

-That hit you hard?
-That really like...

-Mimi are you kidding?
-You just said it so

meanly...

-You just said it so meanly.
-I'm kidding.

Okay. Didn't I praise you
in the beginning of the show?

Ever since the

-beginning you've just been so good..
-Was that for this?

And lastly

we know about the sauna

but the weirdest place
you've made out at is?

I mean it's not weird
but I thought it's pretty

adventurous of me, up in the air.

-Oh! Mile High club you are a member.
-Yeah.

I am a member.

-You're a member of the Mile High club.
-Yeah.

I don't know how people do it.

We'll chat after the show because

there was an endeavour made but

you know I'm a big boy so...

-The tiny loo wasn't big enough.
-If you're in the first class...

No, with my luck,

I also nearly got caught so

it was a bit of a messy scenario.
Anyway...

Kriti Sanon, on to you.

Very well done, Tiger.
Clap clap.

Thank you.

I should've just gone first.
This is giving me pressure.

All right, and now the table turns

to Kriti Sanon who
has a nervous cough

-...so she says.
-Stress cough.

It's a stress cough
and are you stressed?

Yeah it becomes even more when I

am under pressure which is now.

-Have some coffee.
-Okay.

-It's not helping.
-Okay.

One thing that you've done
on screen you'd never do off screen.

Be a surrogate.
I mean

I support it totally.

I don't know if it's
allowed anymore here.

-But I got...
-You won't bring yourself to do it.

Yeah, also I am

actually petrified
of delivering my own baby

after watching some 10,000
delivery scenes for that film.

So, yeah I wouldn't do that.

-I can't.
-Okay.

If your manager calls you and says

good news you're finally
getting paired opposite....

who would you want
that person to be?

Ranveer Singh

When was the last
time you were single?

Now, been too long.

Okay.

One reason why you
would date the following.

Not that they are taken
or not taken whatever.

And one reason you wouldn't.

So, Sid Malhotra.
One reason why you'd date him.

Because he's

good looking Delhi Punjabi boy.

That's three reasons.

That's fine, that much is fine.

And not because he's taken.

He's taken by who?

Kiara I guess.

Okay. Kartik Aaryan.

One reason I would date him

I know him well

and one reason I wouldn't date him

is because I know him too well.

Oh! Okay nice.

Aditya Roy Kapur

One reason you'd date him.

Because this whole Koffee
couch wants me to date him.

-Yes.
-That's the reason I'd date him

and he's very hot.

One reason I wouldn't date Adi

I think our music
sense will not match.

It's like I don't think
he'd like Punjabi songs at all.

And that would not work for you.

-Yeah I need to listen...
-I don't think Adi Roy Kapur

knows one Punjabi song.

He does? No, right?

-He doesn't know.
-Yeah.

So he needs to update his playlist.

One reason Tiger Shroff.

One reason I would date him...

Only one reason. I'm relaxed.

Because I think A) he's very hot.

But I would give another,
I have a very soft

spot in my heart for him, honestly.

Very honestly.

One reason I wouldn't date him.

Because he flips too much.

What?

That could come
across the wrong way!

You can take it in whatever way.

He flips too much.

He does somersaults and the flips.

-Of course.
-That's what she meant.

If you had to take a road trip with
three actors, who would you pick?

-VD, Varun.
-Varun.

I think he's damn entertaining.

Arjun

-Okay.
-Very entertaining.

Okay.

You'd like to come?

I'd be the most

-boring guy on that road trip though...
-I don't think

with Varun and Arjun,
he has any interest in that idea.

You don't want to?
So he's just rejected me, okay.

Let's take Adi. We'll hang.

Okay, good.
I like that.

Adi Roy Kapur, Varun Dhawan

Adi's going to be getting hiccups...

-...right now.
-Yeah.

Okay, a co-star you'd want to
be stuck with on a deserted island.

-Varun I think.
-Varun.

-Okay.
-Very very entertaining.

Also we've recently

went on a trip and
worked out together and everything.

Okay, nice.

-How nice! Bhediya, you'll went to zero...
-Yeah.

No we went to Goa with Dinu and all.

Just a fun trip, nothing.

-Oh like that, nice.
-Yeah.

Since all your social
media is always on point,

tell us which celebrity
has the best Insta handle.

I feel Riteish and Genelia
are very entertaining.

They're entertaining.
The wittiest captions.

-Arjun Kapoor.
-Yeah.

Thirst traps

What does that mean?

Thirst is like sexy
images you look at.

-Who you letch on.
-Yeah.

-Yeah, they're called..
-That I letch on?

They're called Thirsty Thursdays.
When on Thursdays you want to get

-...thirsty.
-His ever post is Thirsty Thursday.

-Really?
-Yeah.

-Yeah, well he's definitely a thirst trap.
-Yeah.

Okay, an actress whose
career you're envious of.

I'm not envious of anyone.

I feel I get inspired.

In Alia's case,
I feel she's a phenomenal actor.

-Yeah.
-She's done some great work.

And I sometimes feel like I

you know wow,
such great opportunities

such great movies to be a part of.

All right, okay. If the following celebs

came with a hashtag,
what would it be for Vicky Kaushal?

#KatMeIfyouCan

#KatMeIfyouCan!

-I like that. -
That's cool. Clever.

Kartik Aaryan

#BigHairDon'tCare

#BigHairDon'tCare

Tiger Shroff

Crap! I was going to say #Flipper!

#Flipper

No, let me not say that.

#WillAlwaysBeMyFirstCo-star

-Yeah first is fine.
-First yeah.

Good, well done.

Well done.

All right.

Thank you guys for
watching patiently

and we await the results
with bated breath.

The jury will soon have a verdict.

-Are you ready?
-I just hope it's not embarrassing.

I think you were very good.

Really? No.

And the jury has a verdict.
Can we see it?

And here it goes.

But...

Oh!

Not bad. Close call.

-Tiger...
-It's not like embarrassing.

Not bad.

Well done,
Tiger Shroff wins the Koffee hamper

with 58% in his favour.

Kriti is a close second with 42%

Well done,
Kriti, you also fought for it.

But then there was
some answers that I think

Tiger deserved for him to win.

Thank you.

Congratulations, Tiger.

Give it up for Tiger Shroff.

That was amazing.

We are most excited
that you have won this

but we also absolutely loved
your performance. Thank you.

-Thank you.
-And now you have some what's it called?

You still have to redeem yourself

so we're going to
give you an opportunity.

We will go to the MyGlamm zone

for some glam, slam and some games.

First question

Crime master Gogo is a
popular villain from which film?

Andaz Apna Apna

Correct, you get one point.

You have just stood like one statue.

-I love that there was no energy...
-I was sitting it out on that one.

He just

..succumbed that there's
no way I know this answer.

Okay, how many days
end with the letter Y

-Letter Y?
-Yes.

How many days?

7

-All of them.
-Yeah.

6, 7

I said 7

7, he's right.

If Sanju has Kamli

Raja Babu has Nandu

who does Munnabhai have?

Circuit

Tiger at 2, Kriti at 1

Name any actor who has played
Amitabh Bachchan's lover and mother.

-Yeah I'm not very sure
-Rekha ma'am.

What?

Does it automatically
come to me now?

No. She never played his mother.

Waheeda Rehman who played
his lover and his mother

as has Rakhee as
has Sharmila Tagore.

I was thinking that.

-Okay, you were thinking that.
-Don't lie.

Okay, this segment
is called who am I.

-Okay.
-As in I will talk about a person.

And you've to guess
the name of the person.

I'm a powerhouse of energy.

I'm married to a
top Bollywood actress

Ranveer Singh

Correct

I am green and healthy

Every time a popular cartoon
character eats me, he becomes strong

Spinach

He pressed first.

-I honked first.
-Guys!

He did press first.

I am known as

-Pinky, Munni, Guddi, Baby...
-Priyanka Chopra

No.

I'm known as Pinky,
Munni, Guddi, Baby.

I love playing with dolls.
I wear frocks. Who am I?

Say it again.

Say it again.

-I love playing with dolls.
-It's such a funny answer.

Rakhi Sawant.

Tiger, your answers are hilarious.

Even if they're the wrong ones,
I want to give you the prize.

I'm known as Pinky,
Munni, Guddi, Baby.

I love playing with dolls.
I wear frocks. Who am I?

Can we have a clue?

A little girl

Guys, this is not a question only.
What is this?

It's a good one though.

Nice. But you didn't get it.

It's not a quiz question.

But it was hilarious.

Rakhi Sawant was way off.

He responded Rakhi Sawant.

Okay, now can I ask
you to step in front.

I will ask you both

to do a hook step
from a popular movie

whoever does it first and better

-..will get a point.
-Which camera do we perform for?

Or do we perform for you?

-No, perform there.
-Just like this.

Looking here.

You got your cameras
in front of you.

Do you know

Govinda's hook step in

what is mobile number?

-Something like that, right? -Correct.

-Well done both of... -I started...

Both of you get this point.

You can have it. I'm in the lead anyways.

Both of you get this point.

-So bitchy! -Attitude!

So bitchy!

Ranveer Singh's
hook step in Malhari.

It's this.

Something like that.

-Take it.
-My dress is...

Okay I will give it to Kriti.

All right, Priyanka Chopra's
hook step in Desi girl.

Yes, correct.

-You don't know that step.
-You don't know it.

All right.

Challenge me to any Hrithik's step,
I'll get it right away.

- Why?
-That's why we didn't ask that question.

For fun we'll ask later.

All right, Madhuri and Aishwarya's
hook step in Dola re Dola.

Go for it.

-Okay, well done. Kriti wins that.
-Heels!

And this is not going
to get you points

but Tiger Shroff and
Hrithik Roshan's step in War.

It's something like that.

Yes see.

Wow, you asked him his step.

But he's looking so
good doing it without music.

This is not partial at all.

But that was not for points.

Oh it's not for points.

All right, thank you.
That was amazing.

7 all.
Oh now.

So Tiger and Kriti,
you will have to call your

fellow celebrities
and ask them to say

Hey, Karan, it's me.

-Start dialling.
-How many?

Each celebrity wins you two points.

Make them say Hey, Karan, it's me.

She's...

-Hi Prabhas.
-"Hi Kriti"

I'm at Koffee with Karan.

Hi, Prabhas. How are you doing?

Say Hey, Karan, it's me.

"Hey Karan, it's me.
I'm Prabhas".

Prabhas, this is the
one and only Baahubali

and he made Kriti Sanon win 2 points.

-Thank you, Prabhas.
-You are amazing.

-I will call you back after the show.
-I'm on WhatsApp

and there's no network.

-Okay, thank you.
-"Take care."

Okay, Kriti at 9.

Yeah this Arjun Kapoor
picks up the call all the time.

Only when I'm here on the
show he doesn't pick my call.

Disha Patani has been called.

Hello.

Disha you've to say Hey,
Karan, it's me.

And Tiger wins 2 points.

"Okay, Hey Karan, it's me."

Disha, thank you very much.

-You gave Tiger 2 points.
-Thank you.

Disha Patani gets
called as does Prabhas.

Is he obviously very biased?
I'm just feeling it.

Who wins this game round?

Whoever gets a celebrity online

-...right now.
-Come on. -Gosh.

People are not picking up the phones.

Tick tick 10

-Don't do tick tick.
-Tick tick 9

Then there will be a

tie breaker question
that will be asked.

Tick tick 6 now.

Tick tick 5

No, don't do tick tick.
It's not fair.

Kartik just say Hey, Karan, it's me.

Oh god Kartik has been
called for the 3rd time.

Kartik, you might as well
just come for the show fast.

Kartik say Hey, Karan, it's me.

"Hey Karan, it's me."

"Kriti, are you a little girl?"

And Bhool Bhulaiyaa is a super hit.

Okay.

-Thank you, Kartik.
-I promoted your film.

-Thank you very much.
-"Congrats for Ganapath."

-You're telling me congrats for Ganapath
-No, me.

Thank you and to Tiger also.

"Tiger is there, right?"

"All the best for Ganapath and please
promote Shehzada also and...yeah bye"

Thank you, bye.

All right Kartik Aaryan
made all the difference

and he's the reason why
Kriti Sanon wins the game round.

Arjun Kapoor is going to be killed.

I want to tell you,
this was an amazing games round

because we rally got
in touch with celebrities.

So, great balance

great amazing energy.

Balance because Kriti
Sanon wins the games round

Tiger Shroff won the rapid fire

we're all going to
go home happy tonight.

-Yeah.
-More so because...

we did an amazing episode.

Thank you, guys, let's proceed
towards the seating area again.

Oh My God! That was amazing energy.

And congratulations, Kriti.

Oh it says Once Upon A Time.

Why is everything
feeling so romantic?

Yeah it's maybe there's
a sign from the universe

-...in your life.
-You told me there's going to be...

I told you this couch is very lucky.
Good things happen post...

Post Koffee.

Well, this is such a show
about life, love and luxury.

I just have a last question

before we sign off.

What does the luxury life mean to you?

What does it mean to

you when I say luxury life?

Happiness and health.

-Happiness and health. -Yeah.

And for you Tiger?

My parents' happiness and health.

That's what luxury life..

-...you wish for them. -Yes.

Not your trip to the Maldives
which you love to take!

No, I want to work so hard that
I can give them a luxurious life.

Okay, nice.
How nice!

Well, thank you so much.

Firstly, I want to say
this was an absolutely fun

and amazing episode

and I wish you so
much more love and luck

love luck

-Thank you.
-I need luck too.

-Love, luck same thing.
-All of it.

I hope the next time we
have a season and you're back

-...hope you have a plus one... -I say....

that you're happy with

No, also next time

I hope when you ask
me are you single I say

-...we're just good friends.
-Oh yeah.

Well something like Tiger just said

but Tiger I hope the lurking
fructifies to something solid.

On that note,
I'm going to say thank you

and can you sign the
mugs right next to you.

Thank you very much
for making the time

and bringing your
A game on the Koffee couch.

-Thank you for having us.
-Now we'll take our mugs

and go to the Koffee Wall of Fame.

And I hope to see
you the next season.

-Thank you.
All right.

Let's go.

One reason I would date him

Only one reason

I have a very soft

spot in my heart for him.

Honestly, very honestly.

One reason I wouldn't date him.

Because he flips too much!

What?

That could come across the wrong way!