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RuPaul: Previously
on All Stars...
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Yvie went from zero stars
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to literally 14 in one week.
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[all laugh]
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For this week's maxi-challenge,
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you need to create
a signature look
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inspired by one
of my classic looks.
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So, Viv, are you wishing
you had blocked someone else
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now that you know
it's a design challenge?
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[all laugh]
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Uh, yeah.
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Trinity the Tuck.
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My goodness,
is this just beautiful.
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-Thank you.
-Jaida Essence Hall.
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It's like
a Bob Mackie for Cher
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amazing quality garment.
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Jaida Essence Hall
and Trinity the Tuck,
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con-drag-ulations.
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You've each earned
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a legendary Legend Star.
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This is your chance
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to block one of
you fellow queens
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from receiving a legendary
Legend Star next week.
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Trinity the Tuck,
con-drag-ulations.
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You're a winner, baby.
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Yay!
[applause]
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With great power
comes great responsibility.
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I have to stop you
in your tracks.
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Whoo!
Come on, Jaida.
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The rematch.
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Remix part deux.
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Hot diggity dog.
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I'm part
of the two star club, bitch.
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Call me the Hollywood
Walk of Fame, bitch.
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All the stars.
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Walk all over me!
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Congratulations, ladies.
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I got the $10.000.
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-Yes, money.
-Finally.
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Jaida has three stars.
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Bitch, three stars.
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What the hell?
That's crazy.
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I had this fantasy
in my mind
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that I was going to be
the first and only queen
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to get three stars, and I did.
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[laughs]
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See, sometimes it pays off
to be delusional.
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It's very weird
to be, like,
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a star ahead of anybody else
in the competition.
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It's kind of crazy.
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But you technically
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would have three stars
as of today
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-had you not been blocked.
-What?
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-[laughs]
-Aah!
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[whispers]
You're blocked.
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That was so week one.
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We've grown past that.
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[all laugh]
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[laughs] Have we?
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Let's be real.
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I am slaying the game,
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and I would be in the lead
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if is wasn't
for shady-ass Shea.
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Rethinking my block, honey.
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Uh.
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Oh.
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Oh, she's coming
right over here.
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[laughs]
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Let me sit
next to my good sis.
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Why'd you block me?
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Um...rationally,
it came down to y'all two.
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You both have two stars.
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Neither one of y'all
had been blocked yet.
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And then she was in the top,
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so it just came down to you.
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That's legit.
I'll take it up to the handle.
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[all laugh]
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I will be honest.
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I thought maybe Jinkxy-poo
a little bit,
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but she's been blocked already.
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She's been blocked
more than my eyebrows.
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[all laugh]
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Imagine if you
got blocked today.
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I would have been cracking up.
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I'm trying
to be cool about it.
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I'm trying to be,
like, yeah, man, whatever.
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And at the same time,
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I feel like don't look at me.
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Don't look at me.
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Don't you look at me
with that block.
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Who has two stars?
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Not me.
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-Two. Two.
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I have two.
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Three.
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-One.
-One.
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-One.
-One.
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How do y'all
think, that, like,
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anybody's gonna make a path
to get to the finale?
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Ask Jaida.
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Because there's only
a few more weeks left.
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Four challenges left.
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So, I mean, technically
at the moment,
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with one star
we'd have to be in the top
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at least twice more.
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Oh, my God.
Viv, shut the fuck up.
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Which is even more frustrating.
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I'm not saying
that I'm, like,
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a mathematician or anything, but...
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[all laugh]
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...those numbers
don't look good to me.
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[all laugh]
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I need to win every week.
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Four of the girls
up in this werkroom
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are going to the finale.
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With only four weeks left,
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girl, how am I supposed
to win enough stars?
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Go-Go Gadget math symbols,
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because I'm sitting here
bald headed
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with one star.
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I feel raggedy as hell.
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I'm geeked, bitch.
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When you and I
started the competition--
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-We were like...
-Working bitches.
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And now we're just here,
like... ♪ okay ♪
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[both laugh]
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I know for a fact
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I'm one of
the fiercest bitches here.
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It just doesn't add up.
It just doesn't make sense.
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So I need
to put the pedal to the metal,
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bring my belt up to my nipples,
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strap in,
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and make the star appear
in my clutches.
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♪ Three stars,
Jaida's got the three stars ♪
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Please, Ru,
may I have some more?
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-Yah!
-Aah!
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Get out of here.
I gotta urinate.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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RuPaul: The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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a cash price of $200.000,
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and will be crowned
queen of all queens.
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With extra-special guest judge
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writer and director
Janicza Bravo.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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♪ May the best drag queen ♪
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♪ Best drag queen win ♪
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♪ Yes ♪
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-Ooh.
-All rightza.
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-She's ready to go.
-[laughs]
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Guten morgen, meine lieblings.
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It's a brand-new day,
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and I've got the whole world
in front of me.
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The world is full
of possibilities
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for a young Jinkx Monsoon.
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[laughs]
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Well, Monét,
you did not get the memo
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of black and white
or off white.
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-It's a new alliance, Monét.
-Oh, that's what this is.
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Everybody except Monét
alliance.
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[all laugh]
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Oh, my God.
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[alarm]
Oh!
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[all laugh]
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RuPaul: Ooh, girl.
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She done already
done had herses.
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Hey, ho's.
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Who comes but once a year,
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and still ain't
nobody complaining?
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So you better sit on his lap
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and make it rain, dear,
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or he'll give you something
to really scream about.
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[giggles]
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[all laugh]
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Oh, my God, it's Christmas.
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It's Christmas.
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We're about to get
a huge package.
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[all laugh]
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Hello, hello, hello.
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[cheering]
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Come on, suit.
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My legends, it's the most
wonderful time of the year.
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Halloween!
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[all laugh]
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Well...
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[all laugh]
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For this week's maxi-challenge,
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you'll be starring in
the soon-to-be cult classic
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Santa's School for Girls.
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Oh!
[all laugh]
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#AllStars7.
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Now, it's part Christmas movie,
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part horror film,
part Mean Girls.
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-Yes!
-Ooh!
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And, yes, it came to me
in an Ayahuasca dream.
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[all laugh]
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Now, Trinity,
since you won last week,
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you'll be in charge
of assigning the roles.
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Hi.
[all laugh]
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Later today,
you'll head to the set,
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where you'll be working with me
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and our extra-special
guest judge,
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the writer and director
of the acclaimed film Zola.
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[gasps]
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That's right, Janicza Bravo.
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[cheers and applause]
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Racers, start your engines,
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and may the best Legend win.
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[cheers and applause]
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-Yes.
-Ahh.
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Let's sit.
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This week's maxi-challenge
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is the soon-to-be cult classic
Santa's School for Girls.
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This is the Legend season.
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We need this
to be Oscar worthy,
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not straight to DVD.
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So do y'all wanna, like,
read over everything,
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and then we could,
like, decide?
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I have the task
of casting this production.
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That is a lot of pressure.
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Nutmegan Kelly,
the headmistress,
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Christmas traditionalist.
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There's something sinister
about her.
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We want to make Christmas
great again!
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Oh, God.
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[all laugh]
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Miss Toe, the cool teacher.
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Noelle, the new girl.
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Open-minded, unique,
and a funky style.
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And then there's
the naughty girls,
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starting with Scrooge,
a goth girl with Rizzo attitude.
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And then there's Hannah,
the nerd.
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The nice girls: Merry,
the leader, Regina George type.
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[all laugh]
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-Okay.
-Ooh, okay.
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Holly, the shopaholic.
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Joy, the dumb one, always
the last to get the joke.
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I like Nogigging--
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Nogegg.
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Nogegg. Oh, I get it.
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I like nogegg--
I mean, eggnog.
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I thought you were doing
the character.
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[all laugh]
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I think you've just
assigned Joy to you.
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[all laugh]
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I wanna make a list.
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I'm gonna try to place everybody
with what they want.
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-I say Hannah or Joy.
-Okay.
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Headmistress Nutmegan
or Miss Toe.
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Noelle?
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-Nutmegan, the headmistress.
-Scrooge.
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The Viv, since you let me
pick the fabric first...
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Mm, mm, mm. Trinity.
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Yay!
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I'm gonna let you
have your first choice,
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which was Nutmeg.
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-Thank you.
-Okay.
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I've got my first pick.
What'd everyone else get?
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I'm gonna go with Joy.
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Shea, we'll do Noelle for you.
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Jaida, do Hannah.
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Yvie, we'll do Merry for you.
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Raja, you're Scrooge.
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00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,525
Jinkx, since Nutmegan
is taken--
266
00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:00,559
Miss Toe.
267
00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,195
I was open to Miss Toe as well.
268
00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:09,735
I know that Jinkx would do
a great job as Miss Toe.
269
00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:10,970
But you know what?
270
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,406
Jinkx has won three challenges,
she has two stars,
271
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,074
so I'm not gonna let her
come up in here and win
272
00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:16,542
and get a third star.
273
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,810
Absolutely not.
274
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,045
We could do auditions.
275
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,347
-I live for the auditions.
-Okay.
276
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,982
Beautiful, girls.
277
00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,618
As the great Bob "Diana" Ross
once said,
278
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:26,719
we don't make mistakes,
279
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,889
just happy
little accidents. Yah.
280
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:30,890
"Yah."
281
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,059
Beautiful, girls.
282
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,928
As the great Bob "Diana" Ross
once said,
283
00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:39,899
we don't make mistakes,
just happy accidents.
284
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,567
Oh, this is Jinkx.
285
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:44,837
Me and Monét have an alliance,
286
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:49,275
and we're not out to be shady
towards anybody.
287
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,310
But we are looking after
each other,
288
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,545
and so...
289
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,948
-I'll do Miss Toe for you.
-Okay.
290
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:58,217
So, Jinkx, you're Holly.
291
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,120
[laughs]
292
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,489
Oh, gosh.
293
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,226
It's a super fun script.
294
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,328
I think the headmistress
is stuck in a time capsule.
295
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,664
She still thinks she's in,
like, old Hollywood.
296
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,932
[laughs]
297
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,900
She's gonna be
this very transatlantic
298
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,469
Faye Dunaway
as Joan Crawford,
299
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,404
crazy behind the eyes,
very shoulders.
300
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,306
[inhales]
301
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,274
And I'm gonna be dead
behind the eyes.
302
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,909
[laughs]
303
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,712
Headmistress with an evil side.
304
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,481
I mean, come on.
305
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,549
This is a role of a lifetime.
306
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:31,884
I've been dreaming
of playing this part
307
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,252
since I was four years old.
308
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,187
I'm just gonna go Joan Crawford
all the way.
309
00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:38,424
Don't fuck with me, fellas!
310
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:42,094
This ain't my first time
at the rodeo.
311
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,696
Let's go.
312
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,033
Do you like your role?
313
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,769
Um, yes.
314
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,238
You know, she's
the straight character,
315
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:55,141
but it's just about
finding those nuances.
316
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,442
How about you?
317
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,745
I, like, could totally see,
like, nineties grunge,
318
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,213
like, gothic Raja.
319
00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:02,848
Scrooge the goth girl
320
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:06,152
basically is, like, Nancy
from The Craft.
321
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,954
She's a little bit Lydia
in Beetlejuice.
322
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,256
I really wanted that one,
323
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,391
just because, you know,
I didn't need a ton of lines,
324
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,859
but, you know, I like a look.
325
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,561
Yes.
[both laugh]
326
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,497
She's, like, a professional
eye roller, you know?
327
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:19,965
She's like, ugh. Me.
328
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,066
So pretty much me.
329
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,501
I love this character.
330
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,770
This character actually might
be, like, eight different girls
331
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,806
that I had a crush on
when I was in high school.
332
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,707
So I get it.
I know this person.
333
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,943
She's angsty.
She's, like, whatever.
334
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,845
You know, kind of me.
335
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,914
This is such a tight race,
336
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,782
and it's gonna be
such a tight race,
337
00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:39,418
I feel like,
down to the last star.
338
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:43,756
I have three stars, so I feel
like I can see a way to the top,
339
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,858
especially if I win
another challenge.
340
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,161
But, I mean, there are
some really good actors
341
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,696
in this group of people, so--
342
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,832
I know there are.
There's a lot of really--
343
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,633
This challenge
is going to be difficult.
344
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,135
I have to stay focused.
345
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,369
Keep your mind right
and your ass--
346
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,438
keep your ass right--no.
347
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:02,708
Keep your ass right
and your mind will follow.
348
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,477
But switchies.
349
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:08,447
Ziggies. [laughs]
350
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,182
I wanted to check in on you.
351
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,184
Why?
[both laugh]
352
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,987
Because, I mean, I know that
that's not what you wanted.
353
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,989
I wasn't trying to be, like--
354
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,724
No, I feel like--
355
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,559
I really tried to give
everybody what they wanted.
356
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,894
-I'm not bitter.
-Okay.
357
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,662
I just need to breathe through
358
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,865
not getting
any of the roles I wanted.
359
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,833
-[laughs]
-Yeah. I'm sorry.
360
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,869
If anything,
it's an even bigger challenge
361
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,937
to shine in one of the smaller
roles you didn't want, so...
362
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,205
Yeah.
363
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,041
Well, I didn't even realize
how small mine was.
364
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,276
Well, I'm just gonna have--
365
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,511
I mean, literally,
if I have, like, five lines,
366
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:42,014
I'm gonna make them the longest
lines in the whole scene.
367
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,350
-[laughs]
-Yeah. No, drawn out.
368
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,652
Admittedly, I'm not happy
with my role.
369
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:49,688
But I know my skills.
I know what I'm good at.
370
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:53,158
I know I can take
the smallest character
371
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:55,361
and make it stand out.
372
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:58,297
Scrooge. Scrooge.
373
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,032
Scrudge!
374
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,801
And now I'm just excited
to be Holly
375
00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:08,040
for the next however many hours
this is going to taaa...
376
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,375
aaa...
377
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,243
aaa...
378
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,012
...take.
379
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,613
[chuckles]
380
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:23,122
[RuPaul laughs]
381
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,423
Oh, dear.
382
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:28,594
[both laugh]
383
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,762
This week's maxi-challenge
384
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,097
will be acting and starring
385
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,432
in Santa's School for Girls.
386
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,835
Ru, I'm ready
for my closeup.
387
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:38,437
Ooh.
388
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,607
Young female ingénue, check.
389
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,543
Say hello to Janicza Bravo.
390
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,545
-Hi.
-Hello.
391
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,480
Hi. Thank you so much
for having me.
392
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,083
I am such a fan of all of you.
393
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,953
I can't wait
to play with you today.
394
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,088
That's right, you're in
the capable hands
395
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,257
of an A-list director.
396
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,992
Am I really auditioning
for a role?
397
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,694
Janicza, hire me, girl.
398
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,662
I gotta put my big girl panty
acting on.
399
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,797
My--wait.
400
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,399
I gotta put my big girl
acting panties on.
401
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,835
Okay, Shea and Viv are first.
402
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,437
And action.
403
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,406
Welcome to Santa's
School for Girls.
404
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:18,444
Thanks, Headmistress Nutmegan.
405
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:22,348
Noelle, please.
Please, Noelle, call me Nutmeg.
406
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,116
That was fantastic.
407
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,718
What you're doing is magical,
408
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,653
and I love how you're
playing with your mouth
409
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,088
and how you're moving
through it.
410
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,890
Between the two of you, I would
try to lose some of the air.
411
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,093
-It could be a bit snappier.
-Cool.
412
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,494
And action.
413
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,263
Oh. Thank you,
Headmistress Nutmegan.
414
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:42,634
Noelle, please.
Please, Noelle, call me Nutmeg.
415
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,337
Listen, Noelle, at Santa's--
416
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,272
Ru, stop!
417
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:50,075
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
418
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,910
[all laugh]
419
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:55,347
And meanwhile,
your ass looks mint.
420
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,648
Thank you.
421
00:16:56,648 --> 00:17:00,019
Your ass is doing all the acting
that you will ever need.
422
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,186
[all laugh]
423
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,254
All right, that's a wrap.
424
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,456
Phone my agent quick.
425
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:05,858
What's the new Hollywood
blockbuster?
426
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,992
I mean, I'm in Hollywood.
427
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,794
There's no point
in going home now.
428
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,529
[laughs]
429
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,097
And action.
430
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:15,334
This is Merry,
Holly, and Joy,
431
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,802
the nice girls.
432
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:19,338
-Hail, Santa.
-Hail, Santa.
433
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,040
And cut.
For the "Hail, Santa,"
434
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,141
I think that's a great place
435
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,243
to kind of try and find
the unity, right?
436
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,912
Because what I'm feeling
is three individuals
437
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,815
as opposed to, like,
one kind of nucleus.
438
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,417
-Does that make sense?
-Yeah.
439
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,586
All: Hail, Santa.
440
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,789
[laughs]
441
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,924
You still believe in Santa?
442
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,159
[all gasp]
443
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,293
And cut.
444
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,662
In the moment where Shea says,
445
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,531
"You still believe in Santa,"
446
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,433
it would be amazing
to have some kind of, like,
447
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,702
individual big feeling
about what that is.
448
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:51,937
Like the... [gasp]?
449
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,005
Yes, yes, you know,
450
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,873
but feel it, like,
from your feet up.
451
00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,575
Awesome. Let's go again.
452
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,411
You guys
still believe in Santa?
453
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,480
[all gasp]
As in the jolly fat guy?
454
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,614
And cut.
455
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:05,551
I feel we wanna get
a little bit bigger.
456
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:06,552
Yeah.
457
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,287
[all gasp]
458
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,956
-As in the jolly old fat guy?
-Aah!
459
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,958
Ahh...
460
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,627
That's enough!
461
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,663
And cut.
That was beautiful.
462
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,031
That was so fun.
463
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,867
It was individual,
but unified.
464
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,771
I am in love with Janicza Bravo.
465
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,608
She is possibly the best,
most dedicated person
466
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,677
I have ever seen
in that director's seat.
467
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,980
Plus, she speaks in the hippie
words that I understand.
468
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,515
"Energy."
469
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:37,850
It still had
a good deal of energy,
470
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,651
and that was just
really exciting.
471
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,153
"Divine."
472
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,288
The delivery feels divine.
473
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,656
"Manifest."
474
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,792
I really still
wanna be able to feel you.
475
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,662
We could vibe, and I'm going to
give her my best because of it.
476
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,498
All right, moving on
to our second setup.
477
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,868
I love your dreads.
They look so real.
478
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,169
They are, Ru.
479
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:58,971
I took off that bald cap
I've been wearing all season.
480
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,172
[all laugh]
481
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,707
I was, like, I've had it.
482
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,442
I wanna show Ru the real me.
483
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:07,346
[all laugh]
484
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,413
Action.
485
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,216
Absolutely beautiful, girls.
486
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:14,486
As the late, great
Bob "Diana" Ross once said,
487
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,223
we don't make mistakes,
just happy little accidents.
488
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,925
And cut.
489
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,727
-You're doing this Womana voice.
-Yeah.
490
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:25,264
I think Monét's regular voice
is Womana enough for me.
491
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,565
Okay.
492
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,700
Can I hear you say
the first few lines
493
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,370
without sounding like
Janice from the Muppets?
494
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,971
[all laugh]
495
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,540
And action.
496
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:37,276
Absolutely beautiful, girls.
497
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:40,445
Oh, as the great
Bob "Diana" Ross said,
498
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:44,883
we don't make mistakes,
just happy little accidents.
499
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,885
That felt so much better.
500
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,320
I don't know if that
felt better for you.
501
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,055
-It did, it did. Yeah.
-It did, right?
502
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,191
I felt who Monét is
as a teacher.
503
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,526
I felt Earth Mother in there.
504
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,061
[deep voice]
Oh, yeah, I'll do it that way.
505
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,796
[all laugh]
506
00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:59,531
And action.
507
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,834
Noelle, why are you over there
talking to those losers?
508
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:07,172
I heard they're here
on scholarship.
509
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:11,343
Scholarship? I've never
gotten a scholarship.
510
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,079
In fact, my parents
have to pay extra
511
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,582
for me to even come here.
512
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:17,983
And cut.
513
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,452
Jaida, I just wanna commend you
on your physicality.
514
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:21,987
Even when you weren't speaking,
515
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,622
you were so inside
of that character,
516
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:24,890
and I think that
that's so beautiful,
517
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,825
and it shines, so bravo.
518
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,360
-Thank you.
-And then Trinity,
519
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,330
instead of going
dumb and giggly,
520
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,265
you're going ehh.
521
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,933
She laughs at her own dumbness,
522
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:37,302
but it's not, like,
oh, help me, you know?
523
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:38,570
Okay, so just be dumb and silly.
524
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,638
Dumb and silly and fun.
525
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,373
You love being dumb.
526
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,908
-Okay, I love being dumb.
-Yeah.
527
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:43,976
[all laugh]
528
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,978
Yeah, take pleasure
in your absence.
529
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,212
-Okay.
-Yes.
530
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,281
I love this direction for me.
531
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,649
[all laugh]
532
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,418
I've never even gotten
a scholarship.
533
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:59,491
In fact, my parents paid extra
for me to even be here.
534
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,326
-[laughs]
-Cut.
535
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:03,061
I saw the pleasure
in your absence.
536
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,163
It was funnier.
537
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:09,368
Okay, good.
Hello, award-winning stupid.
538
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:10,469
Ha!
539
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,037
And action.
540
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:16,141
Miss Scrooge, you're late.
541
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:19,911
Sorry. I was giving
my boyfriend a frosty.
542
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:23,215
[all gasp]
Oh, come, all ye faithful.
543
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,349
And cut.
544
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:25,917
Raja, you were wonderful.
545
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,452
I love your attitude coming in.
546
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,322
That was so good,
that swagger was so good.
547
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,992
I wanna also be super pointed
when you deliver that line.
548
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,161
-Okay.
-And action.
549
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:40,399
Sorry. I was giving
my boyfriend a frosty.
550
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,867
[all gasp]
551
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,902
Oh, come, all ye faithful.
552
00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,437
[RuPaul laughs]
553
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:46,705
Eew!
554
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,407
So cute.
555
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:49,675
And cut.
556
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,610
-[laughs]
-That felt great.
557
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,712
I loved how
you sold your line, Raja.
558
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,147
Like this?
559
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,582
Ultimately, I wanna make people
laugh through this character,
560
00:21:57,582 --> 00:22:00,419
and show an endearing side
to her, you know?
561
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:01,586
I mean,
she's going through a lot.
562
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:04,056
Maybe there's a reason
why she's so angsty,
563
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,824
and that has to come through
as well.
564
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,359
You know, acting.
565
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,628
Method.
566
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,496
We gotta move on, great.
567
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,265
-Action.
-Come on, girls.
568
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,801
Let's go brush our teeth
and trim our trees
569
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,803
in case Santa
comes in the night.
570
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,974
And cut. I have a question.
571
00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:25,577
Is there some joke to be had
572
00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:27,479
around "Let's go brush our teeth
573
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,748
and trim our trees in case
Santa comes in the night?"
574
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:31,850
Does "come"
do something for you?
575
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,919
-Oh, does it.
-Come does a lot for me.
576
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:34,920
Okay, great.
577
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,588
Yeah, I would play with that.
578
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:38,156
I wanna hear it more.
579
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,092
So I would just color
those lines a little bit more,
580
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:44,363
so I can hear the sort of
waxing of the crotch
581
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,131
and then the potential
coming, right?
582
00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:47,966
I wanna hear both of those.
583
00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:51,636
Let's try one more,
and have fun, loosen it up.
584
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:52,904
Come on, girls.
585
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:56,174
Let's go brush our teeth
and trim our trees
586
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:59,511
in case Santa
comes in the night.
587
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,880
Amazing, amazing.
588
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,382
I thought Santa was coming.
589
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,851
[laughs] Stupid.
590
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,753
It's great.
I think we have it.
591
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:08,887
Stupid.
592
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,222
We got it.
We definitely got it.
593
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,490
That was beautiful.
594
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,692
I think Paramount+
595
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:15,460
is gonna be calling
for the series.
596
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,130
[all laugh]
597
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,835
-Left, right, left, right.
-Left, right, left, right.
598
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:26,471
Oh, my God, we're both
too old for this.
599
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:27,606
Oh, my God, Jinkx.
600
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:28,740
You're a full
six years younger than me.
601
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:29,875
Oh, my God.
602
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:32,244
Take it in, bitch.
603
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,479
Aah!
604
00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:38,150
Today we get to see
our final product
605
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,751
of Santa's School for Girls.
606
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,153
And more importantly,
607
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,156
we're gonna learn what
the judges think about it.
608
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:47,826
So I got my little
fingies crossed,
609
00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:50,429
because I think half the girls
in the room, given the chance,
610
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:53,031
they would block me, you know?
611
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:55,267
But I'm also the only girl
who's been blocked twice,
612
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,670
so maybe, maybe the girls
will have pity on me.
613
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:01,072
[laughs]
614
00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:03,842
-Christina!
-Christina!
615
00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,344
Bring me the axe.
616
00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:07,846
Aah!
617
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,815
[all laugh]
618
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,349
Wait. Do you understand
what pussy poppin' is now
619
00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:12,451
at this point?
620
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,286
Right, I think it's this.
Is it this?
621
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,388
-Yes!
-Is it?
622
00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,223
Yes!
623
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,324
Is it?
624
00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:22,127
Pussy, pussy, pussy poppin'.
625
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,228
Okay.
626
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,497
You've gotta do that
for the lip sync.
627
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:27,265
Oh, so you think
I'm in the lip sync?
628
00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:29,968
It was so good, Viv.
629
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,937
Like, really good.
630
00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:34,105
So iconic, so memorable.
631
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:36,408
I mean, I had two lines,
but, hey.
632
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,443
Yeah, I think you had
a small part,
633
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:39,945
but you really, like, did,
like, really great work with it.
634
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:42,013
-You really did, yeah.
-Thank you, thank you.
635
00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:44,616
And the best part about it was
Trinity didn't even have to act.
636
00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:46,485
She just had to read the lines.
637
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,153
[all laugh]
638
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,821
I feel like Monét
killed her part.
639
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,756
Girl, that note,
that worked so well
640
00:24:51,756 --> 00:24:53,525
once you changed that voice up.
641
00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,527
She said, Monét, go deeper.
642
00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:56,862
[laughs] She sure did.
643
00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:58,063
[deep voice]
Okay, Simba.
644
00:24:58,063 --> 00:25:00,532
And, oh, my gosh,
Raja was so funny.
645
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,334
Speak for yourself.
646
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,903
[laughs]
647
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:07,405
I had a blast filming
Santa's School for Girls.
648
00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:09,007
I'm very excited to see it.
649
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,942
It's like when you've
gotta go to the bathroom
650
00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:13,144
and you're trying
to reach for your house keys
651
00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:14,646
and you can't get the house keys
652
00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,748
and you end up
pissing on yourself?
653
00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:18,450
I'm beyond that point.
654
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,385
I'm past looking for the keys.
655
00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:23,455
I've already pissed on myself
or something like that.
656
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:25,991
I just would like
to remind the group
657
00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:28,093
there are two people that
still have not been blocked.
658
00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:30,896
I just wanna just
throw that out there.
659
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,364
Leave me alone, please!
660
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,433
Y'all are sheisty bitches.
661
00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:37,836
I don't trust any of you.
662
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:41,940
[all laugh]
663
00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:44,543
I'll say this now.
I have three stars.
664
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:49,214
That's probably at this point
enough to get into the top,
665
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,448
but we don't know for sure.
666
00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:52,317
So what would be the point
of blocking somebody
667
00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:54,219
if you think
they're in the top?
668
00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:58,189
[laughs] Jaida, you better--
669
00:25:58,189 --> 00:25:59,658
Jaida's like, I'm just--
670
00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:02,694
She is campaigning, and she's
like, I have already arrived.
671
00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:04,496
-I'm a politician.
-I am the winner.
672
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:07,499
I'm definitely not buying
what Jaida is selling.
673
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,501
No. No.
674
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:12,103
Jaida? Jaida.
675
00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:16,007
[laughs]
676
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:17,475
She has three stars.
677
00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,978
This bitch cannot come in here
and get a fourth one. No, ma'am.
678
00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:21,913
There's also the complete chance
679
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,115
that the other bitches
who are at two
680
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,685
can rise to three-plus,
like, that--
681
00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:28,853
Or the other girls
that have one star
682
00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,622
could just get
the next couple of wins.
683
00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:32,891
Like, y'all saw it
with me and Jaida,
684
00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,893
that if a twist does come,
685
00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:37,562
it can completely change where
you are in the competition.
686
00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:39,164
-Yeah, and then maybe--
-Or bitch, down.
687
00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:40,465
Maybe the person
with three stars,
688
00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:43,034
there's another twist coming,
like their ankle.
689
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:44,502
Okay, Tonya.
690
00:26:44,502 --> 00:26:46,104
[all laugh]
691
00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:51,443
I feel like if I were
being chased
692
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:55,313
in a horror film
by a serial killer,
693
00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:59,684
I would literally
be, like, no, stop it!
694
00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:00,885
No! No, please, stop!
695
00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:02,887
-I love that run!
-Stop chasing me!
696
00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:04,456
Okay, you're asking
to be killed.
697
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:08,860
No, that is not how they do it
in the movies, bitch.
698
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:12,464
The girl is always like, oh!
699
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,165
Oh, oh!
700
00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:15,500
Oh!
701
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,236
[all laugh]
702
00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:20,605
The killer's always
just so calm, too.
703
00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:21,873
He's always, like...
704
00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,441
He's like, she's gonna trip
at least five times.
705
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:24,776
I'm gonna catch up.
706
00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:26,645
Right, literally the killer
is, like, just walking.
707
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:27,912
-Right.
-[laughs]
708
00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:31,683
Then somehow he's behind
the tree saying... I gotcha.
709
00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:35,820
Not a breath gone. Nothing.
Just, like...
710
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,288
[all laugh]
711
00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:48,066
[RuPaul laughs]
712
00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:54,673
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
713
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:58,610
♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
714
00:27:58,610 --> 00:27:59,611
♪ Cover girl ♪
715
00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:02,480
And what?
716
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,948
How could she be
this gorgeous?
717
00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:06,718
After all these years,
how could she be this gorgeous?
718
00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:08,553
Maybe it's the PCP.
719
00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:10,488
[all laugh]
720
00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:11,823
Welcome to the main stage
721
00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:14,793
of RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars, All Winners.
722
00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:16,494
Michelle Visage.
723
00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:18,129
Now, what's your favorite
Christmas song?
724
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:20,331
Ooh, Ru,
it's a timeless classic:
725
00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:22,567
Grandma Got Bent Over
by a Reindeer.
726
00:28:22,567 --> 00:28:25,737
[all laugh]
727
00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:27,772
And she liked it.
728
00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:29,574
[all laugh]
729
00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:32,577
And the hilarious Ross Mathews.
730
00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:33,978
Do you believe in Santa?
731
00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:36,247
Well, I have sat
on an old man's lap
732
00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:37,816
to get presents.
733
00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:39,584
Then yes.
734
00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:41,352
[all laugh]
735
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:45,523
And our extra-special
guest judge, Janicza Bravo.
736
00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:48,560
Now, is this the best Christmas
you've ever had?
737
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,696
Well, yes, because I'm Jewish.
738
00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:54,432
[all laugh]
739
00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:55,500
Shalom.
740
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,635
This week
we challenged our queens
741
00:28:57,635 --> 00:29:02,507
to act their jingle bells off
in a campy holiday horror film.
742
00:29:02,507 --> 00:29:04,042
And tonight on the runway,
743
00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:07,545
category is
Knitty Knitty Bang Bang.
744
00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:09,681
[all laugh]
745
00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:12,016
Racers, start your engines,
746
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:14,719
and may the best Legend win.
747
00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:21,893
Up first, The Vivienne.
748
00:29:21,893 --> 00:29:25,530
The designer here,
Blanket Jackson.
749
00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:26,765
[all laugh]
750
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,466
Vivienne: I am walking
down the runway
751
00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:30,468
like I'm trudging through mud
752
00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:33,972
because this is the heaviest
garment I've ever worn.
753
00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:38,476
It's full wool, hand knitted,
gown to the floor.
754
00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:42,347
I'm sweating my minge off,
but I feel fabulous.
755
00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:43,414
Janicza: So elegant.
756
00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:45,617
Ross:
May I push your spool in?
757
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:49,154
RuPaul:
Up next, Shea Couleé.
758
00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:52,690
Oh, my God.
759
00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:53,925
Out of this world.
760
00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:56,861
Shea: I'm serving
Ndebele tribe realness.
761
00:29:56,861 --> 00:30:00,431
I've got this beautiful
hand knit mini dress,
762
00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:06,504
my cloak, this bald, gorgeous
head, my beautiful headpiece
763
00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:09,774
with my knit rings
around my shoulders,
764
00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:12,377
and my lovely legwarmers.
765
00:30:12,377 --> 00:30:16,948
I am feeling like I'm
the onliest Ndebele princess.
766
00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:19,217
Ross: She's running rings
around the other queens.
767
00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:22,153
RuPaul: Yes, she is.
768
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,555
Yvie Oddly.
769
00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:28,293
Michelle:
Hey, Yvie, fancy a shag?
770
00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:31,496
Yvie: I'm here to defend
my entire people
771
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,598
against any yarn invaders.
772
00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:36,901
Swinging these gigantic
knitting needles,
773
00:30:36,901 --> 00:30:38,503
even though I can't knit
for shit.
774
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:41,706
I made the wig,
I made the headpiece,
775
00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:44,876
I dip-dyed it all myself,
776
00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:48,112
and I'm just shimmying,
shaking, and kicking it up.
777
00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:52,550
Don't tell grandma
the bathroom rug is couture.
778
00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:54,285
[all laugh]
779
00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:56,554
Jinkx Monsoon.
780
00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:59,958
Michelle: Martha Stewart,
I'm ready for my closeup.
781
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:02,193
Jinkx: This is based off of
782
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:05,096
one of my favorite
old Hollywood performers,
783
00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:06,698
Marlene Dietrich.
784
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:10,468
RuPaul: Why don't you come up
and knot me sometime?
785
00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:13,104
She's on husband number five,
786
00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:16,541
and even though her life
is filled with misery,
787
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:21,713
she must paint on a beautiful
smile for her adoring public.
788
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,214
I loved her
in Knits a Wonderful Life.
789
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,449
Yes, she was wonderful.
790
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:25,850
-Should have won the Oscar.
-Should have.
791
00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:27,785
[Michelle laughs]
792
00:31:27,785 --> 00:31:29,821
RuPaul:
Up next, Trinity the Tuck.
793
00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:32,156
Michelle:
All the way from Knit Jersey.
794
00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:34,959
Trinity: A fan of mine
actually made this for me.
795
00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:37,595
The little doll that I have in
my hands is called a Grumpkin,
796
00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:40,231
and knitwear
is not my thing, bitch.
797
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:44,402
My ass is not out in this,
but don't it look cute?
798
00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,104
Michelle:
She's a shower, not a grower.
799
00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:48,706
[all laugh]
800
00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:52,610
RuPaul: Up next, from around
the way, it's Monét.
801
00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:54,579
Ooh, yes, honey,
802
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,982
she's carrying her little sister
to school with her.
803
00:31:57,982 --> 00:32:01,052
How many licks does it take
to get to the center of a Monét?
804
00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,921
Monét: Three.
805
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:03,955
Okay, good to know.
806
00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:05,823
[all laugh]
807
00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:07,959
Monét: I'm throwing it back
with this look.
808
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:09,360
I have this cute hair,
809
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,496
I have these high-waisted
booty shorts,
810
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:12,964
and I feel really fierce.
811
00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:16,334
This lollipop is giving me
the full fantasy,
812
00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:18,336
and I'm just a bad bitch
in kindergarten. What up?
813
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,138
Janicza:
Break me off a piece of that.
814
00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:21,739
-Mm-hmm.
-Yes.
815
00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:23,975
RuPaul:
Jaida Essence Hall.
816
00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,643
Janicza:
Uh-oh, bless you.
817
00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:27,145
RuPaul:
Come on, Afro-puffs.
818
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:30,081
Michelle: Jaida comes
equipped with cable...knit.
819
00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:31,582
[all laugh]
820
00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:34,752
Jaida: I am paying homage
to one of my favorite shows
821
00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:37,288
when I was little:
The Big, Comfy Couch.
822
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:40,224
I wanna feel very comfortable,
very knitted,
823
00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:42,527
very cutesy-cutesy-cutesy.
824
00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:43,795
And I'm even coming out
825
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,096
with a little bit
of redness on my nose
826
00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:46,230
because I'm sicky-wicky,
827
00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:48,967
and I want my mommy
to take care of me.
828
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,202
Ross: Well, now, come on,
that's a blanket statement.
829
00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:53,271
-Yes, it is.
-It is.
830
00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:55,006
RuPaul: Up next, Raja.
831
00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:57,208
Michelle:
I think you mean Kniterella.
832
00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,310
RuPaul: Yes.
833
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,612
Ross: So you're telling me you
can only fist with one arm.
834
00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:03,448
[all laugh]
835
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:06,050
Raja: This is a look that
is based on the juxtaposition
836
00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,619
of something that is completely
futuristic and modern
837
00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:10,955
and something
as ancient as weaving.
838
00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:14,959
Honey, Miss She-3PO
is now a knitting grandmother,
839
00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:17,528
and I think
that's the aesthetic.
840
00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:19,397
RuPaul: I'll have
the gold plate special.
841
00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:20,798
[all laugh]
842
00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:23,368
♪ Old friends gold ♪
843
00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:24,602
Welcome, ladies.
844
00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:27,605
Tonight, RuPaullywood Studios
845
00:33:27,605 --> 00:33:30,675
presents the world premiere
846
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,012
of Santa's School for Girls,
847
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,848
rated "S" for "sickening."
848
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,316
[all laugh]
849
00:33:39,884 --> 00:33:42,754
[eerie music]
850
00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:50,428
Noelle.
851
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:53,531
Welcome to
Santa's School for Girls.
852
00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:55,733
Your transcripts
are very impressive
853
00:33:55,733 --> 00:33:59,137
for a homeschooled girl.
854
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:01,806
Oh. Thank you,
Headmistress Nut--
855
00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:05,009
Please, Noelle,
call me Nutmeg.
856
00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:07,612
Volunteering for Doctors
Without Borders in Namibia
857
00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:11,182
was the best education
I could ask for.
858
00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:14,452
You already have
your Christmas tree up.
859
00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:16,020
But it's only September.
860
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,522
At Santa's School for Girls,
861
00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:22,427
we strive to bring young women
back to a more traditional time.
862
00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:25,797
We want to make Christmas
great again.
863
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:26,931
Oh, okay.
864
00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:29,634
I wanna make your yuletide gay,
865
00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:31,669
as in festive, not homosexual.
866
00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:32,770
Oh, girls.
867
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,342
The nice girls.
868
00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:42,346
They'll make sure you don't
end up on Santa's naughty list.
869
00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:45,216
I'm Merry, the leader
of the nice girls,
870
00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:48,519
and all I want for Christmas
is unity and love.
871
00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:50,388
Hee-hee.
872
00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:56,094
I'm Holly,
the alco--shopaholic.
873
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:59,430
My daddy's credit card
and free shipping
874
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:03,067
are a few of my favorite things.
875
00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:04,168
And I'm Joy.
876
00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:07,205
I like nogegg.
877
00:35:07,205 --> 00:35:08,573
I mean eggnog.
878
00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:12,210
All: Hail, Santa.
879
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,745
You still believe in Santa?
880
00:35:14,745 --> 00:35:16,280
[all gasp]
881
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,249
As in the jolly old fat guy?
882
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:19,984
-Aah!
-Oh!
883
00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:22,854
Nine lords a'leaping,
this is heresy!
884
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,256
[devil voice]
You shall not speak
885
00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:27,925
of the bearded one that way!
886
00:35:27,925 --> 00:35:30,695
Yeah, what they said.
887
00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:31,729
I mean, a majority of the world
888
00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:33,764
doesn't even celebrate
Christmas.
889
00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:35,733
-Hanukkah.
-Aah!
890
00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:38,136
-Kwanzaa.
-Ahh.
891
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,271
-Winter solstice.
-Aah!
892
00:35:40,271 --> 00:35:41,606
That's enough!
893
00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:46,611
Here, we only have one holiday,
and that's Christmas.
894
00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:49,046
You got that, sis?
895
00:35:49,046 --> 00:35:51,182
That reminds me of a song.
896
00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,151
Hit it!
897
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,119
♪ Hey, sis, it's Christmas ♪
898
00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:57,655
♪ You can cross me off
of your wishlist ♪
899
00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,624
♪ Call Santa Claus
and the missus ♪
900
00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:02,927
♪ We gonna have the best
Christmas that ever existed ♪
901
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,530
[turns off music]
This is not a musical.
902
00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:10,768
Girls, why don't you take Noelle
to Miss Toe's art class?
903
00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:13,104
-Yes, Headmistress.
-Yes, Headmistress.
904
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:16,407
-Merry Christmas, Headmistress.
-Merry Christmas, Headmistress.
905
00:36:16,407 --> 00:36:17,842
Come on!
906
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:18,943
[laughs]
907
00:36:18,943 --> 00:36:20,778
[giggles]
908
00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:24,415
Oh, by the way,
I noticed Miss Corn
909
00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:26,617
was putting up
some fall decorations.
910
00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:29,520
They looked like pumpkins.
911
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,490
Pumpkins? Pumpkins?!
912
00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:35,359
But pumpkins are for Halloween,
913
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:38,963
and that's the Devil's holiday!
914
00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:40,398
Just thought you'd like to know.
915
00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:48,573
Prancer, send Miss Candy Corn
to my office immediately!
916
00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:53,444
Now, where did I put
those Christmas cookies?
917
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:56,080
Whoops.
918
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,083
Wrong drawer.
919
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:02,920
It was beginning to look
a lot like Christmas--
920
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,957
[whispers]
I mean murder.
921
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:09,293
Beautiful, girls.
922
00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:12,997
Oh! As the great
Bob "Diana" Ross once said,
923
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:18,669
we don't make mistakes,
just happy little accidents.
924
00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:19,737
[laughs]
925
00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,072
Welcome, Noelle.
926
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,406
Thank you, Miss Toe.
927
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,508
Please, call me
by my first name.
928
00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:27,812
All my friends do. Camel.
929
00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:30,748
Wait. Your name is Camel Toe?
930
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,550
[laughs] That's right,
931
00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,552
and I have weed gummies
in my car if you want some.
932
00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:35,720
[laughs]
933
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,256
Cool teacher here.
Cool teacher.
934
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,459
Miss Scrooge, you're late.
935
00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:45,630
Sorry. I was giving
my boyfriend a frosty.
936
00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,298
[all gasp]
937
00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:49,400
Oh, come, all ye faithful.
938
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,401
Oh, eew!
939
00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:51,702
So cute.
940
00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:54,305
-Hey, new girl.
-Yeah?
941
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:56,173
I'm Scrooge.
942
00:37:56,173 --> 00:37:57,875
Short for Lisa.
943
00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:59,143
I'm Hannah,
944
00:37:59,143 --> 00:38:01,812
and even though she's a goth
945
00:38:01,812 --> 00:38:05,082
and I'm a nerd, we're BFFs.
946
00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:08,052
Hannah, do you hear what I hear?
947
00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:09,920
Miss Corn went missing.
948
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,457
She's the fifth teacher
to disappear this week.
949
00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:14,825
Did you say Miss Corn?
950
00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:18,496
I overheard the headmistress
call her into her office.
951
00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:22,733
Noelle, why are you over there
talking to those losers?
952
00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:27,405
I heard they're here
on scholarship.
953
00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:30,741
I've never even gotten
a scholarship.
954
00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:35,379
In fact, my parents paid extra
for me to be here.
955
00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:40,151
You know, Merry, bullying people
isn't very Christmas-like.
956
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,486
What would Santa do?
957
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,355
He'd put coal in your stocking.
958
00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:46,490
-[laughs]
-Then shove it up your ass.
959
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,492
-[gasps]
-Ladies, ladies.
960
00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:50,761
[deep voice]
Knock it off!
961
00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:54,398
My classroom will always be
a safe space.
962
00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:56,600
Let's share our paintings
with the class.
963
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,102
Merry, Holly, Joy?
964
00:38:58,102 --> 00:39:01,138
All: Hail, Santa.
965
00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,641
Impressive,
but I'd have really loved
966
00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:04,842
to see you all express
967
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:08,212
your individual
personalities, ladies.
968
00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:10,081
Hannah, let's see yours.
969
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:15,019
It's a Santa self-portrait
if he were Frida Kahlo.
970
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:18,756
Muy caliente bien, Hannah.
Scrooge.
971
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:22,326
Mine shows
the real Santa. [laughs]
972
00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:24,295
[thunder]
973
00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:26,197
Do you see what I see?
974
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,900
I don't think Santa would
appreciate that very much.
975
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:32,536
Actually,
I was reading in a book
976
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:34,271
that Christmas was constructed
977
00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:36,140
to replace a pagan holiday
978
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,309
that the church
found threatening.
979
00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:39,944
Is that true?
980
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:44,782
That's not what
headmistress said.
981
00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:46,384
It's just art, ladies.
982
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,619
Art is all about expression.
983
00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:50,888
[laughs]
984
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:53,023
[thinking] Should I just
go back to selling crystals
985
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:54,959
at the swap meet?
986
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:58,896
Not today, Santa. Not today.
987
00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:04,034
I wonder if Santa will bring me
that platinum tennis bracelet.
988
00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:09,006
I wonder if Santa's hung...
by the chimney.
989
00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:12,042
Am I the only one who knows
that Santa's not real?
990
00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:15,446
Is everyone at this school
psycho?
991
00:40:15,446 --> 00:40:17,982
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
992
00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:19,049
♪ Doobie-doobie-doo ♪
993
00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:20,751
Who let the dogs out?
994
00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:21,752
[bell rings]
995
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:24,388
Okay, okay, class dismissed.
996
00:40:24,388 --> 00:40:25,689
Let me know
if anyone needs a lift
997
00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:28,159
to Planned Parenthood
or anything.
998
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,794
Cool teacher, cool teacher.
999
00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:31,962
♪ Hey, sis, it's Christmas ♪
1000
00:40:31,962 --> 00:40:34,265
♪ You can cross me off
of your wishlist ♪
1001
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,433
♪ Call Santa Claus
and the missus ♪
1002
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,334
This is not a musical!
1003
00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:39,470
♪ We gonna have the best
Christmas that ever existed ♪
1004
00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:43,240
That's weird. I smell... Christmas
cookies?
1005
00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:46,444
[gasps] Oh!
1006
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,312
Oh! Oh!
1007
00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:50,147
You missed me! [laughs]
1008
00:40:50,147 --> 00:40:51,549
Aah!
1009
00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:53,184
I'm still alive, bitch.
1010
00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:55,786
Oh! Oh!
1011
00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:56,854
Oh!
1012
00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:58,856
That's the one.
1013
00:41:02,359 --> 00:41:05,296
How come when there's
a senseless string of murders,
1014
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,264
people always suspect me?
1015
00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:10,901
Hey, Noelle,
want a swig of my eggnog?
1016
00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:13,070
-Pass.
-Check out all the stuff
1017
00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:15,239
I got at the mall.
1018
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,008
I'm in a lot of debt.
1019
00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:22,480
Ugh. Look,
it's the devil worshippers.
1020
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,781
Just because
we don't believe in Santa
1021
00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:25,916
does not mean
we worship the Devil.
1022
00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:29,019
[laughs]
Speak for yourself.
1023
00:41:29,019 --> 00:41:31,922
Hey, who's that above your bed?
1024
00:41:31,922 --> 00:41:33,891
That's Elvira.
1025
00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:35,359
Obsessed.
1026
00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:36,994
I'm gonna be her for Halloween.
1027
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:39,430
-[gasps]
-You celebrate Halloween?
1028
00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,700
Yeah. Check this out.
1029
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:44,268
-What?
-[gasps]
1030
00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:46,904
Wait. Is that a bloody axe?
1031
00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:50,407
[all gasp]
1032
00:41:50,407 --> 00:41:51,742
Interesting,
considering there have
1033
00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:54,245
been so many murders
around here lately.
1034
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:55,846
Oh, look, a red herring.
1035
00:41:58,582 --> 00:41:59,850
Come on, girls.
1036
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,418
Let's go brush our teeth
and trim our trees
1037
00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:03,521
in case Santa
comes in the night.
1038
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:07,958
Scrooge, where did you
get all that stuff?
1039
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:11,896
I could go shopping
for Halloween, too.
1040
00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:16,901
Maybe I could get
some cat ears or something.
1041
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:20,304
-Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho.
-[screams]
1042
00:42:20,304 --> 00:42:23,507
Ho-ho-ho-ho!
1043
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,744
Holly's dead!
1044
00:42:26,744 --> 00:42:27,945
Oh, no!
1045
00:42:27,945 --> 00:42:30,114
Oh, my God!
1046
00:42:30,114 --> 00:42:32,016
Cool.
1047
00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:34,785
We have to do something
before Santa slays again.
1048
00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:37,755
But Santa's not real!
1049
00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:39,456
[laughs]
1050
00:42:39,456 --> 00:42:41,225
Santa's not real?
1051
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:44,361
I'll show you Santa's not real!
1052
00:42:44,361 --> 00:42:46,797
-Aah!
-We have to call the police!
1053
00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:49,233
What's the number for 911?
1054
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,834
Oh! Here!
1055
00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:52,636
Send someone
to the girls' school!
1056
00:42:52,636 --> 00:42:55,306
Santa's straight-up
murdering people!
1057
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:56,574
I'm sure if Santa's
killing people,
1058
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,975
he has a good reason.
1059
00:42:57,975 --> 00:42:58,976
Ooh!
1060
00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:02,313
Ugh! Ooh! Aah!
1061
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:06,850
-Ugh!
-Aah!
1062
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:10,821
Wait a second,
I smell gingerbread.
1063
00:43:10,821 --> 00:43:14,525
The main ingredient
in gingerbread is nutmeg,
1064
00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:17,828
which is the nickname of...
1065
00:43:17,828 --> 00:43:20,598
[gasps] What?
1066
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:23,300
All: Headmistress Nutmegan?
1067
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,636
Well, ya got me, girl.
1068
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,306
-What?
-But why?
1069
00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:31,976
I did it to preserve
the meaning of Christmas.
1070
00:43:31,976 --> 00:43:36,714
None of this "happy holidays"
nondenominational bull-tinsel!
1071
00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:43,153
Where you're headed, Santa won't
be coming down your chimney.
1072
00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:45,422
Because prisons
don't have chimneys.
1073
00:43:45,422 --> 00:43:46,890
Duh.
1074
00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:48,559
And I would have
gotten away with it, too,
1075
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:51,428
if it weren't
for you meddling kids!
1076
00:43:51,428 --> 00:43:55,366
Hail, Santa! Hail, Santa!
1077
00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,602
Uh, who wants Halloween candy?
1078
00:43:58,602 --> 00:44:01,005
Oh, I do, I do!
1079
00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:02,339
Yes, please!
1080
00:44:02,339 --> 00:44:05,075
I have a confession to make.
1081
00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:07,878
This is fun.
1082
00:44:07,878 --> 00:44:10,080
It feels like
the beginning of something,
1083
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,750
which reminds me of a song!
1084
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,284
-Oh, no.
-Hit it!
1085
00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,520
Bitch, do not do it.
1086
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:20,691
♪ This is the beginning,
the beginning ♪
1087
00:44:20,691 --> 00:44:23,827
♪ This is the beginning
of the rest of your life ♪
1088
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:27,431
All: This is not a musical!
1089
00:44:27,431 --> 00:44:29,900
Did I deserve
to get murdered? No.
1090
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,769
Am I glad to have
the holiday off?
1091
00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:34,304
Hell, yeah. [laughs]
1092
00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:41,378
Happy holidays, everyone.
1093
00:44:41,378 --> 00:44:42,780
Raahhh!
1094
00:44:43,781 --> 00:44:46,216
Oh, yay.
[applause]
1095
00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:47,384
That was so good!
1096
00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:49,820
Wow.
1097
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:52,256
Wow, a cinematic triumph.
1098
00:44:52,256 --> 00:44:54,058
[all laugh]
1099
00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:56,326
It's time now for
the judges' critiques,
1100
00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:58,629
starting with The Vivienne.
1101
00:44:58,629 --> 00:45:02,666
I can't even tell you
how much I enjoyed your role.
1102
00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:06,236
It was Faye Dunaway
as Joan Crawford
1103
00:45:06,236 --> 00:45:09,206
with Kim Woodburn and a touch
of the orange menace.
1104
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:10,307
And the way
you dialed the phone,
1105
00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:12,276
which was basically
just slapping it
1106
00:45:12,276 --> 00:45:14,044
and beating it up, I loved.
1107
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,779
I also love how you refuse
1108
00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:18,415
to direct your attention
to your costars.
1109
00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:20,551
You perform every line
to the back.
1110
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,419
So funny.
1111
00:45:22,419 --> 00:45:24,288
I can't imagine anyone else
doing that role.
1112
00:45:24,288 --> 00:45:27,191
I also thought your exit
was divine.
1113
00:45:27,191 --> 00:45:29,259
I mean, I really felt
your fight,
1114
00:45:29,259 --> 00:45:31,128
and it delighted me
so, so very much.
1115
00:45:31,128 --> 00:45:33,864
And this look tonight, okay,
do you know how wrong it is
1116
00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:36,433
that a heavy knit
makes a beautiful ball gown?
1117
00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:39,103
It shouldn't work, but it does.
1118
00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:42,573
This is just so magical,
I wanna crawl up inside it,
1119
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,808
and if there's room,
I'm available.
1120
00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:46,944
You did a killer job.
[laughs]
1121
00:45:46,944 --> 00:45:48,946
Thank you.
1122
00:45:48,946 --> 00:45:50,981
Up next, it's Shea Couleé.
1123
00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:52,850
-Hi!
-Oh, my gosh,
1124
00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:56,687
this outfit will go down
in Drag Race history
1125
00:45:56,687 --> 00:46:00,357
as something so special
and so innovative.
1126
00:46:00,357 --> 00:46:02,726
On so many levels,
it's amazing.
1127
00:46:02,726 --> 00:46:03,794
The way you did your eyes,
1128
00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:07,030
the halo effect,
the balding of the head.
1129
00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:08,499
I'm gobsmacked.
I just--
1130
00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:12,636
There aren't enough words
for how phenomenal this is.
1131
00:46:12,636 --> 00:46:15,272
Your part in the movie would
freak me out as a performer,
1132
00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:18,408
because you can't do
the zany stuff,
1133
00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:21,512
you have to be the voice
of reason in this crazy world.
1134
00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:22,813
This is not a musical.
1135
00:46:22,813 --> 00:46:24,948
It wouldn't work
if you didn't nail it,
1136
00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:26,250
and you nailed it.
1137
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,952
You are an actor,
you are an actress.
1138
00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:30,387
You did just amazing.
1139
00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:32,055
I hope you're proud when
you watch the work that you did.
1140
00:46:32,055 --> 00:46:34,291
-I am. Thank you.
-Good. You should be.
1141
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,260
-Thank you, Shea.
-Thank you.
1142
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:38,829
Up next, it's Yvie Oddly.
1143
00:46:38,829 --> 00:46:41,698
-Look at those knockers.
-[laughs]
1144
00:46:41,698 --> 00:46:44,568
The way that
you play mischievousness
1145
00:46:44,568 --> 00:46:46,370
is just so delightful.
1146
00:46:46,370 --> 00:46:49,106
There's a thing that happens
in the eye, in the mouth,
1147
00:46:49,106 --> 00:46:51,842
and it was just so delicious.
1148
00:46:51,842 --> 00:46:54,578
And this is just amazing.
1149
00:46:54,578 --> 00:46:57,981
Your face looks
so beautiful tonight.
1150
00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,416
This is one of those looks
1151
00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:02,085
that I've been working on
for, like, four or five months.
1152
00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:04,488
Well, baby, it shows,
down to the boots.
1153
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,924
I mean, the headpiece.
1154
00:47:06,924 --> 00:47:09,193
Yvie, this is what
I love about you.
1155
00:47:09,193 --> 00:47:11,595
It is next level Yvie Oddly.
1156
00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:13,997
Not a lot of people
could pull this off.
1157
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,399
But when you
come out here in it,
1158
00:47:15,399 --> 00:47:17,801
it's, like, of course
that's what she's gonna do.
1159
00:47:17,801 --> 00:47:20,170
You are in an orbit
all your own.
1160
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:21,738
Thank you for having us.
1161
00:47:21,738 --> 00:47:23,240
[laughs]
1162
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:25,542
-Well, thank you so much.
-Thank you.
1163
00:47:25,542 --> 00:47:28,879
Straight from old Hollywood,
Jinkx Monsoon.
1164
00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:31,748
My goodness, ladykins.
1165
00:47:31,748 --> 00:47:34,484
You have this ability
in the first word or two,
1166
00:47:34,484 --> 00:47:38,388
with every single character,
to let us know who you are.
1167
00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:40,390
I'm Holly.
1168
00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:43,794
As soon as you opened
your mouth with that vocal fry,
1169
00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:47,097
I understood
exactly who you were.
1170
00:47:47,097 --> 00:47:49,566
And when you turned
from vocal fry to devil...
1171
00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:52,603
[devil voice]
You shall not speak
1172
00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:54,938
of the bearded one that way!
1173
00:47:54,938 --> 00:47:57,174
Was that a character choice
that you made?
1174
00:47:57,174 --> 00:47:59,076
You're fucked up,
you know that?
1175
00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:01,411
[all laugh]
1176
00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:06,850
-Thank you.
-This wasn't really a big role.
1177
00:48:06,850 --> 00:48:10,921
You added so much color and
flavor and texture to this role.
1178
00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:15,125
Tonight on the runway,
you told such a beautiful story.
1179
00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:17,761
From the moment you entered,
there was this kind of drama
1180
00:48:17,761 --> 00:48:19,830
and a total piece of theater.
1181
00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:21,632
I was absolutely enthralled.
1182
00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:25,235
You have no idea how much this
dress is sparkling on stage.
1183
00:48:25,235 --> 00:48:27,571
It is so gorgeous.
1184
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,506
-Thank you, Jinkx.
-Thank you.
1185
00:48:29,506 --> 00:48:32,342
Up next, Trinity the Tuck.
1186
00:48:32,342 --> 00:48:34,444
-Hey.
-Hey.
1187
00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:37,180
You were so fun to watch
in the acting challenge.
1188
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:39,082
I like nogegg.
1189
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,817
I mean eggnog.
1190
00:48:40,817 --> 00:48:43,820
You were game to get down
and get dumb.
1191
00:48:43,820 --> 00:48:46,556
It was just such a treat.
1192
00:48:46,556 --> 00:48:51,795
The dumb character always works
if the actress commits,
1193
00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:56,700
and you were just so committed,
and it was so funny.
1194
00:48:56,700 --> 00:49:00,137
This outfit is, like,
so twisted, Trinity.
1195
00:49:00,137 --> 00:49:02,306
Leopard-color hair?
Yes, please.
1196
00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:03,807
Then you paired it
with lavender,
1197
00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:05,776
which is such
a gorgeous combination.
1198
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,111
It doesn't make sense,
yet it does.
1199
00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:09,246
I love it, too.
1200
00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:11,381
-It's really fabulous.
-Thank you.
1201
00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:14,718
Up next, Monét X Change.
1202
00:49:14,718 --> 00:49:16,753
All right, let's talk
about your cool teacher.
1203
00:49:16,753 --> 00:49:19,222
I loved this character.
1204
00:49:19,222 --> 00:49:22,025
Call me by my first name.
All my friends do.
1205
00:49:22,025 --> 00:49:23,660
[chuckles] Camel.
1206
00:49:24,661 --> 00:49:27,864
Every funny line
was just nailed.
1207
00:49:27,864 --> 00:49:31,101
You didn't miss a single
opportunity for a laugh.
1208
00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:33,603
I love that
you treated some of them
1209
00:49:33,603 --> 00:49:36,106
like they were these
Shakespearean asides,
1210
00:49:36,106 --> 00:49:38,675
and I just thought
you did so fantastic,
1211
00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:40,310
and you should feel
really, really good
1212
00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:42,212
about the performance
that you gave.
1213
00:49:42,212 --> 00:49:44,147
This is so Monét.
1214
00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:46,817
You came out
in a knitted, puffy parka
1215
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:49,052
with a bow in your hair,
tight curls,
1216
00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:50,721
little poom-poom booty shorts.
1217
00:49:50,721 --> 00:49:52,022
This is adorable,
1218
00:49:52,022 --> 00:49:54,057
and something you would see
in Brooklyn,
1219
00:49:54,057 --> 00:49:55,892
even in the summer.
1220
00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:57,260
[all laugh]
1221
00:49:57,260 --> 00:49:59,396
I feel this look
is going to be copied
1222
00:49:59,396 --> 00:50:01,164
at the highest end,
at the lowest end.
1223
00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:04,234
I mean, it is just really wow.
1224
00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:05,936
-Well done.
-Thank you, Ru.
1225
00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:07,738
Up next, Jaida Essence Hall.
1226
00:50:07,738 --> 00:50:09,206
Ah-choo!
1227
00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:10,707
[all laugh]
1228
00:50:10,707 --> 00:50:12,142
Did Jaida do that?
1229
00:50:12,142 --> 00:50:14,945
The mannerisms when you spoke
and you shoved your glasses up,
1230
00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:17,647
those little things that are the
quintessential nerd character
1231
00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:20,117
completely worked.
1232
00:50:20,117 --> 00:50:22,119
You're a really good listener,
1233
00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:23,987
because so much
of that character
1234
00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:27,424
is taking in and then
responding to the elements,
1235
00:50:27,424 --> 00:50:29,493
and it was just so fantastic.
1236
00:50:29,493 --> 00:50:31,028
You took it and you ran with it,
1237
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:34,097
and you and Scrooge had
this little relationship going.
1238
00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:36,199
You played off of each other,
that worked really well.
1239
00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:38,001
It was just all
really well done.
1240
00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:39,436
I loved it.
1241
00:50:39,436 --> 00:50:42,372
Tonight on the runway, I mean,
your face is just stunning.
1242
00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:44,074
I'd like to lick it.
May I?
1243
00:50:44,074 --> 00:50:45,909
[all laugh]
1244
00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:47,210
You just look so divine.
1245
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:49,179
The palette is just dreamy.
1246
00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,415
I'm thinking of lavender fields.
1247
00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:53,016
It's just so magical.
1248
00:50:53,016 --> 00:50:55,952
Any time you put some
Afro-puffs on either side,
1249
00:50:55,952 --> 00:50:57,721
it takes me there.
1250
00:50:57,721 --> 00:51:01,024
There was a TV show years ago
called The Big, Comfy Couch.
1251
00:51:01,024 --> 00:51:02,192
Aah!
1252
00:51:02,192 --> 00:51:04,594
That's what I was going for!
1253
00:51:04,594 --> 00:51:06,296
Yes, well,
you went fully for it.
1254
00:51:06,296 --> 00:51:08,098
I love it, because
you've updated it,
1255
00:51:08,098 --> 00:51:09,332
and you made it drag.
1256
00:51:09,332 --> 00:51:11,468
-Really, really well done.
-Thank you.
1257
00:51:11,468 --> 00:51:13,070
Oh, my goodness.
1258
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:17,107
Raja, this outfit is to die for.
1259
00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:19,976
This is what
a superstar wears on stage.
1260
00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:22,312
So beautiful and so original.
1261
00:51:22,312 --> 00:51:24,014
You are beaming.
1262
00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:25,482
You are on fire.
1263
00:51:25,482 --> 00:51:27,451
I mean, it's transcendent.
1264
00:51:27,451 --> 00:51:28,652
Thank you.
1265
00:51:28,652 --> 00:51:29,786
Let's talk about Scrooge.
1266
00:51:29,786 --> 00:51:33,023
It was hilar-i-ous.
1267
00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:35,725
I was giving my boyfriend
a frosty.
1268
00:51:35,725 --> 00:51:39,429
[all gasp]
Oh, come, all ye faithful.
1269
00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:40,997
You knew your camera.
1270
00:51:40,997 --> 00:51:42,933
I felt you playing
to the audience.
1271
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,835
You were playing to the guys
all the way in the back row,
1272
00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,070
and that was divine.
1273
00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:50,774
I loved all those moments
of you going eh, eh, eh, eh.
1274
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:54,611
That is just so kind of
John Waters of you.
1275
00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:56,012
-Yeah.
-You took it there
1276
00:51:56,012 --> 00:51:59,716
to a drag level that
I personally get off on.
1277
00:51:59,716 --> 00:52:01,017
[laughs]
1278
00:52:01,017 --> 00:52:03,019
Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
1279
00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:06,490
While you enjoy a House of Love
cocktail in the werkroom,
1280
00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:08,859
the judges and I
will deliberate.
1281
00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,427
You may leave the stage.
1282
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:15,332
All right, now, just between
us squirrel friends,
1283
00:52:15,332 --> 00:52:17,467
whaddaya think?
Pros and cons.
1284
00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:19,870
We need to find a top two,
which is not gonna be easy.
1285
00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:22,305
You know, Trinity is so funny.
1286
00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:24,641
Every time I wanted to laugh
while watching this film,
1287
00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:26,643
I could just look to Trinity
to see what she was doing.
1288
00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:28,712
I will say she did the least
1289
00:52:28,712 --> 00:52:30,714
of all the sisters
with her character,
1290
00:52:30,714 --> 00:52:32,849
but it was still funny.
1291
00:52:32,849 --> 00:52:35,452
I get what you mean by saying
she may have done the least,
1292
00:52:35,452 --> 00:52:37,487
but I felt her least
was also kind of the most.
1293
00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:39,489
I mean, the way
she uses her face,
1294
00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:43,460
the way she uses her eyes,
I mean, she is, like, so in it.
1295
00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:45,262
And on the runway, can someone
just take me to Aspen
1296
00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:48,798
so I can just, like, wrap up
in that by the fire, please?
1297
00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:50,734
Do you want marshmallows
in your cocoa?
1298
00:52:50,734 --> 00:52:52,102
Duh. Hell, am I a human being?
1299
00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:54,070
[all laugh]
It was so chic,
1300
00:52:54,070 --> 00:52:55,772
but also comfortable.
1301
00:52:55,772 --> 00:52:57,040
Like, I wanted to hug her
1302
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,742
and then do a high fashion
photo shoot with her.
1303
00:52:58,742 --> 00:53:00,744
-Ooh.
-Oh, my goodness.
1304
00:53:00,744 --> 00:53:03,480
I could not take
my eyes off of Viv.
1305
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,649
That was
a freaking master class.
1306
00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:08,351
She had me from her first line,
1307
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:11,421
and I didn't want
to be let go of.
1308
00:53:11,421 --> 00:53:13,757
And when she was gone,
I kind of missed her.
1309
00:53:13,757 --> 00:53:15,091
She was every movie star
1310
00:53:15,091 --> 00:53:16,660
I've ever wanted to meet
in my entire life.
1311
00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:19,462
She was Joan Crawford,
Gloria Swanson, Faye Dunaway
1312
00:53:19,462 --> 00:53:23,600
all mixed into one
campy lead character.
1313
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,002
And on the runway,
how do you make
1314
00:53:26,002 --> 00:53:31,007
the hugest carpet/rug/
whatever it is,
1315
00:53:31,007 --> 00:53:33,877
how do you make it look
like a couture gown?
1316
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:34,978
I have a weighted blanket
at home,
1317
00:53:34,978 --> 00:53:36,446
and I might try to do the same.
1318
00:53:36,446 --> 00:53:38,114
Good luck.
[all laugh]
1319
00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:41,484
I love that Jaida
is taking this time
1320
00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:43,987
to show us that she is more
than we even thought she was.
1321
00:53:43,987 --> 00:53:45,755
She leaned totally
1322
00:53:45,755 --> 00:53:48,525
into being that nerdy girl
who didn't believe,
1323
00:53:48,525 --> 00:53:50,493
and I thought it was just
a great juxtaposition.
1324
00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:53,763
She went full-throttle, and I
thought she did an adorable job.
1325
00:53:53,763 --> 00:53:55,098
-Jaida has range.
-Yeah.
1326
00:53:55,098 --> 00:53:58,501
And on the runway,
wow, I was for it.
1327
00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:00,937
Her face is ridiculous.
1328
00:54:00,937 --> 00:54:02,205
I mean, really,
I was sort of, like,
1329
00:54:02,205 --> 00:54:06,610
drifting to lavender fields
as I was looking at her.
1330
00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:09,179
And Raja, "Scrooge
is short for Lisa."
1331
00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:10,247
[all laugh]
1332
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,715
Need I say more?
1333
00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:15,585
From the moment she landed at
that easel, she had us, right?
1334
00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:17,254
She's one of my favorites.
1335
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,889
There wasn't a false note
in her performance.
1336
00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:22,225
What a curious choice
for a goth, right?
1337
00:54:22,225 --> 00:54:23,727
Like, there is a trope
1338
00:54:23,727 --> 00:54:27,564
that we might imagine that part
should be played like,
1339
00:54:27,564 --> 00:54:29,532
and she had this nuance
about her
1340
00:54:29,532 --> 00:54:31,735
that was just really special.
1341
00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:33,203
I couldn't stop watching her,
1342
00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:36,573
and that look tonight
on the runway, my goodness.
1343
00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:37,941
Come on.
1344
00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:42,479
That outfit belongs on stage
at Madison Square Garden.
1345
00:54:42,479 --> 00:54:43,513
That part.
1346
00:54:43,513 --> 00:54:47,417
Just gorgeous.
All right, silence.
1347
00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:48,918
I've made my decision.
1348
00:54:48,918 --> 00:54:52,622
Bring back my Legends.
1349
00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:54,257
Welcome back, ladies.
1350
00:54:54,257 --> 00:54:58,128
Based on your Santa's School
for Girls performances--
1351
00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:01,264
oh, based on your San--
Welcome back, ladies.
1352
00:55:01,264 --> 00:55:02,999
[all laugh]
1353
00:55:02,999 --> 00:55:05,335
Let me change the battery.
Hold on.
1354
00:55:05,335 --> 00:55:06,703
[all laugh]
1355
00:55:06,703 --> 00:55:08,038
Put her in rice.
1356
00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:09,306
Exactly.
1357
00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:11,574
All right, does anybody else
smell burnt toast?
1358
00:55:11,574 --> 00:55:12,776
[all laugh]
1359
00:55:12,776 --> 00:55:14,678
Welcome back, ladies.
1360
00:55:14,678 --> 00:55:17,647
Now, based on your Santa's
School for Girls performances
1361
00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:22,085
and your knitted runway
presentations,
1362
00:55:22,085 --> 00:55:23,720
I've made some decisions.
1363
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,656
The top two All Stars
of the week are...
1364
00:55:31,928 --> 00:55:33,196
The Vivienne
1365
00:55:33,196 --> 00:55:35,799
and Raja.
1366
00:55:35,799 --> 00:55:37,567
Oh, my God!
1367
00:55:37,567 --> 00:55:38,835
Yes, Raj!
[applause]
1368
00:55:38,835 --> 00:55:40,370
-Cool!
-Get it, Raj!
1369
00:55:40,370 --> 00:55:43,006
Oh, my God!
1370
00:55:43,006 --> 00:55:44,240
Con-drag-ulations.
1371
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:48,078
You've each earned
a legendary Legend Star.
1372
00:55:50,413 --> 00:55:54,918
And you're both one step closer
to the grand finale
1373
00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:58,955
Lip Sync Lalaparuza
Smackdown for the crown.
1374
00:55:58,955 --> 00:56:02,826
Ladies, the rest of you
may take a seat.
1375
00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:05,962
Fuck it up.
1376
00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:07,530
Whew.
1377
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:11,267
Two Legends stand before me.
1378
00:56:12,769 --> 00:56:15,572
Viv, Raja,
1379
00:56:15,572 --> 00:56:17,407
this is your chance
to impress me,
1380
00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:19,809
win $10.000,
1381
00:56:19,809 --> 00:56:21,945
and earn the power
1382
00:56:21,945 --> 00:56:25,648
to block
one of your fellow queens
1383
00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:31,121
from receiving a legendary
Legend Star next week.
1384
00:56:33,923 --> 00:56:35,725
The time has come...
[thunder]
1385
00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:38,428
for you to lip sync...
1386
00:56:38,428 --> 00:56:44,667
[echoing] for your legacy!
1387
00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:50,240
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1388
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:53,977
[music plays]
1389
00:56:57,580 --> 00:57:01,184
♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪
1390
00:57:01,184 --> 00:57:04,387
♪ The kind you don't
take home to mother ♪
1391
00:57:04,387 --> 00:57:08,458
♪ She will never
let your spirits down ♪
1392
00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:09,893
♪ Once you get her
off the street ♪
1393
00:57:09,893 --> 00:57:11,795
Oh, girl.
1394
00:57:11,795 --> 00:57:16,065
♪ She's all right,
she's all right ♪
1395
00:57:16,065 --> 00:57:20,003
♪ That girl's
all right with me ♪
1396
00:57:20,003 --> 00:57:21,538
-Raja is turning it.
-Yes.
1397
00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:23,573
♪ Yeah ♪
1398
00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:25,909
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1399
00:57:25,909 --> 00:57:28,378
[all laugh]
1400
00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:31,181
♪ She's a super freak,
super freak ♪
1401
00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:34,150
♪ That girl is pretty kinky ♪
1402
00:57:34,150 --> 00:57:36,186
♪ The girl's a super freak ♪
1403
00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:38,021
♪ The kind of girl
you read about ♪
1404
00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:39,422
♪ In New Wave magazines ♪
1405
00:57:39,422 --> 00:57:41,558
♪ That girl
is pretty wild now ♪
1406
00:57:41,558 --> 00:57:42,792
♪ The girl's a super freak ♪
1407
00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:44,994
♪ I really like to taste her ♪
1408
00:57:44,994 --> 00:57:46,629
♪ Every time we meet ♪
1409
00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:50,733
♪ She's all right,
she's all right ♪
1410
00:57:50,733 --> 00:57:55,638
♪ That girl's
all right with me ♪
1411
00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:57,974
♪ Yeah ♪
1412
00:57:57,974 --> 00:58:00,143
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1413
00:58:01,811 --> 00:58:03,079
-Oh!
-Oh!
1414
00:58:03,079 --> 00:58:05,482
♪ She's a super freak,
super freak ♪
1415
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:08,284
-Nice save!
-♪ She's super freaky, yeow ♪
1416
00:58:08,284 --> 00:58:09,919
Blow, Danny!
1417
00:58:09,919 --> 00:58:13,389
[saxophone solo]
1418
00:58:17,694 --> 00:58:20,630
[cheers and applause]
1419
00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:22,098
Blow, daddy!
1420
00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:27,337
Raja!
1421
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:33,209
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1422
00:58:40,116 --> 00:58:42,552
Raja, con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner.
1423
00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:44,521
No way!
1424
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:45,989
[laughter and applause]
1425
00:58:45,989 --> 00:58:48,858
You've won a cash tip
of $10.000.
1426
00:58:48,858 --> 00:58:50,994
-Yes!
-Oh, my God.
1427
00:58:50,994 --> 00:58:52,495
Congrats!
1428
00:58:52,495 --> 00:58:57,100
The Vivienne, you are free
to slay another day.
1429
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:59,102
You may step
to the back of the stage.
1430
00:58:59,102 --> 00:59:01,337
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
1431
00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:03,973
[applause]
1432
00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:09,612
Queens, please join Raja
on the main stage.
1433
00:59:14,450 --> 00:59:19,422
Raja, with great power
comes great responsibility.
1434
00:59:19,422 --> 00:59:21,991
Using the Platinum Plunger...
1435
00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:25,161
[all laugh]
1436
00:59:25,161 --> 00:59:28,565
Show us which queen
you've chosen to block.
1437
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,801
I'm just gonna let
the Plunger guide my way.
1438
00:59:31,801 --> 00:59:34,637
Oh! [laughs]
1439
00:59:34,637 --> 00:59:38,308
I finally get the power
to block someone,
1440
00:59:38,308 --> 00:59:40,009
and I love it.
1441
00:59:40,009 --> 00:59:41,077
Hmm.
1442
00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,912
I love you.
1443
00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:44,447
How much do you love me, baby?
1444
00:59:44,447 --> 00:59:46,082
A lot.
1445
00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,383
-Monét.
-[speaking gibberish]
1446
00:59:47,383 --> 00:59:50,053
[both speaking gibberish]
1447
00:59:50,053 --> 00:59:52,488
I earned it, I deserve it.
1448
00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:54,657
Somebody's
gonna get blocked tonight,
1449
00:59:54,657 --> 00:59:56,659
and it's gonna be
because I did it,
1450
00:59:56,659 --> 00:59:59,963
and I am ecstatic.
1451
00:59:59,963 --> 01:00:01,798
Am I--am I dead now?
1452
01:00:01,798 --> 01:00:03,333
[all laugh]
1453
01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,870
Do you love me, baby?
1454
01:00:07,870 --> 01:00:11,040
Only you.
1455
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,276
[chuckles] Hi.
1456
01:00:22,685 --> 01:00:25,755
Oh, damn.
[all laugh]
1457
01:00:27,590 --> 01:00:29,058
Damn it!
1458
01:00:29,058 --> 01:00:33,896
Jaida Essence Hall, next week
you can compete and even win,
1459
01:00:33,896 --> 01:00:40,370
but Raja has blocked you from
earning a legendary Legend Star.
1460
01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:42,305
The sword cuts both ways.
1461
01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:43,573
Ooh!
1462
01:00:43,573 --> 01:00:46,209
Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.
1463
01:00:46,209 --> 01:00:48,678
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1464
01:00:48,678 --> 01:00:50,046
how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
1465
01:00:50,046 --> 01:00:52,448
Can I get an "amen" up in hurr?
1466
01:00:52,448 --> 01:00:53,683
-Amen!
-Amen!
1467
01:00:53,683 --> 01:00:56,252
All right.
Now let the music play.
1468
01:00:56,252 --> 01:00:59,822
[music plays]
1469
01:00:59,822 --> 01:01:03,359
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
1470
01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:05,328
♪ Cover girl ♪
1471
01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:06,863
RuPaul:
Next time on All Stars...
1472
01:01:06,863 --> 01:01:08,865
[all laugh]
1473
01:01:08,865 --> 01:01:10,833
I thought we were best friends!
1474
01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:12,468
Sit your ass down,
sit your ass down.
1475
01:01:12,468 --> 01:01:14,037
For this week's maxi-challenge,
1476
01:01:14,037 --> 01:01:19,609
you need to create your own
social media dance challenge
1477
01:01:19,609 --> 01:01:23,046
that's so enter-tainting
it could go viral.
1478
01:01:26,649 --> 01:01:27,950
The fuck are you doing?
1479
01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:29,752
Remember the cinnamon challenge?
1480
01:01:29,752 --> 01:01:31,954
I hope you have
a glass of milk.
1481
01:01:31,954 --> 01:01:33,923
It's gonna be a lot to swallow.
1482
01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:36,025
If you're in the top this week,
who do you block?
1483
01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:38,161
Well, I would be the next
to be blocked, wouldn't I be?
1484
01:01:38,161 --> 01:01:39,529
Because I've never been.
1485
01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:42,131
I wanna know what's going on
when you get that plunger,
1486
01:01:42,131 --> 01:01:44,233
because those bitches
know something.
1487
01:01:44,233 --> 01:01:47,270
Everything you did
was funnier than the next.
1488
01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:49,939
Tonight for you, tour de farce.
1489
01:01:49,939 --> 01:01:53,376
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
1490
01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:43,626
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
1491
01:02:43,626 --> 01:02:47,230
♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
1492
01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:02,478
♪ Cover girl ♪
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