1 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,238 RuPaul: Previously on All Stars... 2 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,440 Yvie went from zero stars 3 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,708 to literally 14 in one week. 4 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:16,943 [all laugh] 5 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:18,678 For this week's maxi-challenge, 6 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:22,348 you need to create a signature look 7 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:24,951 inspired by one of my classic looks. 8 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:27,821 So, Viv, are you wishing you had blocked someone else 9 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,889 now that you know it's a design challenge? 10 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:30,924 [all laugh] 11 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,292 Uh, yeah. 12 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,627 Trinity the Tuck. 13 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:37,697 My goodness, is this just beautiful. 14 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:39,966 -Thank you. -Jaida Essence Hall. 15 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,202 It's like a Bob Mackie for Cher 16 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,537 amazing quality garment. 17 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:48,041 Jaida Essence Hall and Trinity the Tuck, 18 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,142 con-drag-ulations. 19 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,643 You've each earned 20 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:53,113 a legendary Legend Star. 21 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,581 This is your chance 22 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:57,117 to block one of you fellow queens 23 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:02,122 from receiving a legendary Legend Star next week. 24 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,457 Trinity the Tuck, con-drag-ulations. 25 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,159 You're a winner, baby. 26 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,293 Yay! [applause] 27 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:10,697 With great power comes great responsibility. 28 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:15,268 I have to stop you in your tracks. 29 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,739 Whoo! Come on, Jaida. 30 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,241 The rematch. 31 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,309 Remix part deux. 32 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,511 Hot diggity dog. 33 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,479 I'm part of the two star club, bitch. 34 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,948 Call me the Hollywood Walk of Fame, bitch. 35 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:31,184 All the stars. 36 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,186 Walk all over me! 37 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,088 Congratulations, ladies. 38 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,891 I got the $10.000. 39 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,359 -Yes, money. -Finally. 40 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,828 Jaida has three stars. 41 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:42,929 Bitch, three stars. 42 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:45,598 What the hell? That's crazy. 43 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,967 I had this fantasy in my mind 44 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:50,036 that I was going to be the first and only queen 45 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:52,572 to get three stars, and I did. 46 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,574 [laughs] 47 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:58,378 See, sometimes it pays off to be delusional. 48 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,079 It's very weird to be, like, 49 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:02,315 a star ahead of anybody else in the competition. 50 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:03,316 It's kind of crazy. 51 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:05,218 But you technically 52 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,820 would have three stars as of today 53 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,557 -had you not been blocked. -What? 54 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,926 -[laughs] -Aah! 55 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,460 [whispers] You're blocked. 56 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,095 That was so week one. 57 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:18,198 We've grown past that. 58 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,265 [all laugh] 59 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:21,868 [laughs] Have we? 60 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:22,902 Let's be real. 61 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:25,238 I am slaying the game, 62 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,440 and I would be in the lead 63 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,309 if is wasn't for shady-ass Shea. 64 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,978 Rethinking my block, honey. 65 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,147 Uh. 66 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,982 Oh. 67 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:39,319 Oh, she's coming right over here. 68 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,653 [laughs] 69 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:44,524 Let me sit next to my good sis. 70 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:45,658 Why'd you block me? 71 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:50,163 Um...rationally, it came down to y'all two. 72 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:53,066 You both have two stars. 73 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,867 Neither one of y'all had been blocked yet. 74 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:56,369 And then she was in the top, 75 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,438 so it just came down to you. 76 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:01,307 That's legit. I'll take it up to the handle. 77 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:02,342 [all laugh] 78 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:03,576 I will be honest. 79 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:06,012 I thought maybe Jinkxy-poo a little bit, 80 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,547 but she's been blocked already. 81 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:08,915 She's been blocked more than my eyebrows. 82 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,251 [all laugh] 83 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,619 Imagine if you got blocked today. 84 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,020 I would have been cracking up. 85 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:16,222 I'm trying to be cool about it. 86 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:18,958 I'm trying to be, like, yeah, man, whatever. 87 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:20,560 And at the same time, 88 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,395 I feel like don't look at me. 89 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,297 Don't look at me. 90 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:28,201 Don't you look at me with that block. 91 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,335 Who has two stars? 92 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:30,570 Not me. 93 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:31,604 -Two. Two. 94 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,605 I have two. 95 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:33,740 Three. 96 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,208 -One. -One. 97 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,310 -One. -One. 98 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,045 How do y'all think, that, like, 99 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:42,582 anybody's gonna make a path to get to the finale? 100 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:43,916 Ask Jaida. 101 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:45,251 Because there's only a few more weeks left. 102 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:46,419 Four challenges left. 103 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,755 So, I mean, technically at the moment, 104 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:50,523 with one star we'd have to be in the top 105 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,158 at least twice more. 106 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,460 Oh, my God. Viv, shut the fuck up. 107 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,229 Which is even more frustrating. 108 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,630 I'm not saying that I'm, like, 109 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:00,066 a mathematician or anything, but... 110 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,534 [all laugh] 111 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,803 ...those numbers don't look good to me. 112 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,838 [all laugh] 113 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:07,840 I need to win every week. 114 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,876 Four of the girls up in this werkroom 115 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:11,311 are going to the finale. 116 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,546 With only four weeks left, 117 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:17,317 girl, how am I supposed to win enough stars? 118 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,519 Go-Go Gadget math symbols, 119 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:22,121 because I'm sitting here bald headed 120 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:24,290 with one star. 121 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,992 I feel raggedy as hell. 122 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,027 I'm geeked, bitch. 123 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:30,763 When you and I started the competition-- 124 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:32,699 -We were like... -Working bitches. 125 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,867 And now we're just here, like... ♪ okay ♪ 126 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:37,470 [both laugh] 127 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:38,538 I know for a fact 128 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:39,839 I'm one of the fiercest bitches here. 129 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,075 It just doesn't add up. It just doesn't make sense. 130 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:45,345 So I need to put the pedal to the metal, 131 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,081 bring my belt up to my nipples, 132 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,849 strap in, 133 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:53,019 and make the star appear in my clutches. 134 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,388 ♪ Three stars, Jaida's got the three stars ♪ 135 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:58,725 Please, Ru, may I have some more? 136 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,228 -Yah! -Aah! 137 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,464 Get out of here. I gotta urinate. 138 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,332 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 139 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,568 RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 140 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,069 receives a one-year supply 141 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:12,538 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 142 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:15,675 a cash price of $200.000, 143 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:19,312 and will be crowned queen of all queens. 144 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,781 With extra-special guest judge 145 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:24,517 writer and director Janicza Bravo. 146 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,285 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 147 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:27,720 ♪ May the best drag queen ♪ 148 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,556 ♪ Best drag queen win ♪ 149 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,160 ♪ Yes ♪ 150 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,596 -Ooh. -All rightza. 151 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,232 -She's ready to go. -[laughs] 152 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,901 Guten morgen, meine lieblings. 153 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,169 It's a brand-new day, 154 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:46,706 and I've got the whole world in front of me. 155 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:49,242 The world is full of possibilities 156 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,344 for a young Jinkx Monsoon. 157 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,112 [laughs] 158 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:54,680 Well, Monét, you did not get the memo 159 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:58,217 of black and white or off white. 160 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:00,586 -It's a new alliance, Monét. -Oh, that's what this is. 161 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:01,954 Everybody except Monét alliance. 162 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,122 [all laugh] 163 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:04,357 Oh, my God. 164 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,792 [alarm] Oh! 165 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,960 [all laugh] 166 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,629 RuPaul: Ooh, girl. 167 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:12,932 She done already done had herses. 168 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,967 Hey, ho's. 169 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:17,737 Who comes but once a year, 170 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:20,573 and still ain't nobody complaining? 171 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:22,442 So you better sit on his lap 172 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,644 and make it rain, dear, 173 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:27,747 or he'll give you something to really scream about. 174 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:29,282 [giggles] 175 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,850 [all laugh] 176 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,952 Oh, my God, it's Christmas. 177 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,220 It's Christmas. 178 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,622 We're about to get a huge package. 179 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:37,657 [all laugh] 180 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:39,559 Hello, hello, hello. 181 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:40,960 [cheering] 182 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,795 Come on, suit. 183 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:47,900 My legends, it's the most wonderful time of the year. 184 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,368 Halloween! 185 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:51,237 [all laugh] 186 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:52,472 Well... 187 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,507 [all laugh] 188 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:56,008 For this week's maxi-challenge, 189 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:59,912 you'll be starring in the soon-to-be cult classic 190 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:02,048 Santa's School for Girls. 191 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,817 Oh! [all laugh] 192 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,552 193 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,488 Now, it's part Christmas movie, 194 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:12,058 part horror film, part Mean Girls. 195 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:14,160 -Yes! -Ooh! 196 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:18,431 And, yes, it came to me in an Ayahuasca dream. 197 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,533 [all laugh] 198 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:23,236 Now, Trinity, since you won last week, 199 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:26,172 you'll be in charge of assigning the roles. 200 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:30,309 Hi. [all laugh] 201 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:32,912 Later today, you'll head to the set, 202 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,881 where you'll be working with me 203 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:37,216 and our extra-special guest judge, 204 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:40,920 the writer and director of the acclaimed film Zola. 205 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,021 [gasps] 206 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:45,191 That's right, Janicza Bravo. 207 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,426 [cheers and applause] 208 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:49,562 Racers, start your engines, 209 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:53,966 and may the best Legend win. 210 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:55,835 [cheers and applause] 211 00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:59,805 -Yes. -Ahh. 212 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:01,207 Let's sit. 213 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,875 This week's maxi-challenge 214 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:07,847 is the soon-to-be cult classic Santa's School for Girls. 215 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,081 This is the Legend season. 216 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:11,183 We need this to be Oscar worthy, 217 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,119 not straight to DVD. 218 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:14,687 So do y'all wanna, like, read over everything, 219 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,289 and then we could, like, decide? 220 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:21,460 I have the task of casting this production. 221 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,863 That is a lot of pressure. 222 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:26,732 Nutmegan Kelly, the headmistress, 223 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,334 Christmas traditionalist. 224 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:31,237 There's something sinister about her. 225 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,839 We want to make Christmas great again! 226 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:34,840 Oh, God. 227 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,909 [all laugh] 228 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,512 Miss Toe, the cool teacher. 229 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:40,713 Noelle, the new girl. 230 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:43,349 Open-minded, unique, and a funky style. 231 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:45,251 And then there's the naughty girls, 232 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:49,355 starting with Scrooge, a goth girl with Rizzo attitude. 233 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,791 And then there's Hannah, the nerd. 234 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:55,461 The nice girls: Merry, the leader, Regina George type. 235 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:56,996 [all laugh] 236 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,497 -Okay. -Ooh, okay. 237 00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:00,199 Holly, the shopaholic. 238 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:04,003 Joy, the dumb one, always the last to get the joke. 239 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:06,439 I like Nogigging-- 240 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,573 Nogegg. 241 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,542 Nogegg. Oh, I get it. 242 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,345 I like nogegg-- I mean, eggnog. 243 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,980 I thought you were doing the character. 244 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,881 [all laugh] 245 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,817 I think you've just assigned Joy to you. 246 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:18,818 [all laugh] 247 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,486 I wanna make a list. 248 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,922 I'm gonna try to place everybody with what they want. 249 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:26,192 -I say Hannah or Joy. -Okay. 250 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:29,762 Headmistress Nutmegan or Miss Toe. 251 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,263 Noelle? 252 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:34,333 -Nutmegan, the headmistress. -Scrooge. 253 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:38,070 The Viv, since you let me pick the fabric first... 254 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,805 Mm, mm, mm. Trinity. 255 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:40,906 Yay! 256 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:42,508 I'm gonna let you have your first choice, 257 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,710 which was Nutmeg. 258 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:46,212 -Thank you. -Okay. 259 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,080 I've got my first pick. What'd everyone else get? 260 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,615 I'm gonna go with Joy. 261 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,651 Shea, we'll do Noelle for you. 262 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,586 Jaida, do Hannah. 263 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,121 Yvie, we'll do Merry for you. 264 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,390 Raja, you're Scrooge. 265 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,525 Jinkx, since Nutmegan is taken-- 266 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:00,559 Miss Toe. 267 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,195 I was open to Miss Toe as well. 268 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:09,735 I know that Jinkx would do a great job as Miss Toe. 269 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:10,970 But you know what? 270 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,406 Jinkx has won three challenges, she has two stars, 271 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,074 so I'm not gonna let her come up in here and win 272 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:16,542 and get a third star. 273 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,810 Absolutely not. 274 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,045 We could do auditions. 275 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,347 -I live for the auditions. -Okay. 276 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,982 Beautiful, girls. 277 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,618 As the great Bob "Diana" Ross once said, 278 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:26,719 we don't make mistakes, 279 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,889 just happy little accidents. Yah. 280 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:30,890 "Yah." 281 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,059 Beautiful, girls. 282 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,928 As the great Bob "Diana" Ross once said, 283 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:39,899 we don't make mistakes, just happy accidents. 284 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,567 Oh, this is Jinkx. 285 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:44,837 Me and Monét have an alliance, 286 00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:49,275 and we're not out to be shady towards anybody. 287 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,310 But we are looking after each other, 288 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,545 and so... 289 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,948 -I'll do Miss Toe for you. -Okay. 290 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:58,217 So, Jinkx, you're Holly. 291 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,120 [laughs] 292 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,489 Oh, gosh. 293 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,226 It's a super fun script. 294 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,328 I think the headmistress is stuck in a time capsule. 295 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,664 She still thinks she's in, like, old Hollywood. 296 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,932 [laughs] 297 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,900 She's gonna be this very transatlantic 298 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,469 Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford, 299 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,404 crazy behind the eyes, very shoulders. 300 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,306 [inhales] 301 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,274 And I'm gonna be dead behind the eyes. 302 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,909 [laughs] 303 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,712 Headmistress with an evil side. 304 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,481 I mean, come on. 305 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,549 This is a role of a lifetime. 306 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:31,884 I've been dreaming of playing this part 307 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,252 since I was four years old. 308 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,187 I'm just gonna go Joan Crawford all the way. 309 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:38,424 Don't fuck with me, fellas! 310 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:42,094 This ain't my first time at the rodeo. 311 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,696 Let's go. 312 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,033 Do you like your role? 313 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,769 Um, yes. 314 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,238 You know, she's the straight character, 315 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:55,141 but it's just about finding those nuances. 316 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,442 How about you? 317 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,745 I, like, could totally see, like, nineties grunge, 318 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,213 like, gothic Raja. 319 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:02,848 Scrooge the goth girl 320 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:06,152 basically is, like, Nancy from The Craft. 321 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,954 She's a little bit Lydia in Beetlejuice. 322 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,256 I really wanted that one, 323 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,391 just because, you know, I didn't need a ton of lines, 324 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,859 but, you know, I like a look. 325 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,561 Yes. [both laugh] 326 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,497 She's, like, a professional eye roller, you know? 327 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:19,965 She's like, ugh. Me. 328 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,066 So pretty much me. 329 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,501 I love this character. 330 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,770 This character actually might be, like, eight different girls 331 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,806 that I had a crush on when I was in high school. 332 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,707 So I get it. I know this person. 333 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,943 She's angsty. She's, like, whatever. 334 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,845 You know, kind of me. 335 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,914 This is such a tight race, 336 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,782 and it's gonna be such a tight race, 337 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:39,418 I feel like, down to the last star. 338 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:43,756 I have three stars, so I feel like I can see a way to the top, 339 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,858 especially if I win another challenge. 340 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,161 But, I mean, there are some really good actors 341 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,696 in this group of people, so-- 342 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,832 I know there are. There's a lot of really-- 343 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,633 This challenge is going to be difficult. 344 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,135 I have to stay focused. 345 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,369 Keep your mind right and your ass-- 346 00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,438 keep your ass right--no. 347 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:02,708 Keep your ass right and your mind will follow. 348 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,477 But switchies. 349 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:08,447 Ziggies. [laughs] 350 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,182 I wanted to check in on you. 351 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,184 Why? [both laugh] 352 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,987 Because, I mean, I know that that's not what you wanted. 353 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,989 I wasn't trying to be, like-- 354 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,724 No, I feel like-- 355 00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,559 I really tried to give everybody what they wanted. 356 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,894 -I'm not bitter. -Okay. 357 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,662 I just need to breathe through 358 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,865 not getting any of the roles I wanted. 359 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,833 -[laughs] -Yeah. I'm sorry. 360 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,869 If anything, it's an even bigger challenge 361 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,937 to shine in one of the smaller roles you didn't want, so... 362 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,205 Yeah. 363 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,041 Well, I didn't even realize how small mine was. 364 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,276 Well, I'm just gonna have-- 365 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,511 I mean, literally, if I have, like, five lines, 366 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:42,014 I'm gonna make them the longest lines in the whole scene. 367 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,350 -[laughs] -Yeah. No, drawn out. 368 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,652 Admittedly, I'm not happy with my role. 369 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:49,688 But I know my skills. I know what I'm good at. 370 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:53,158 I know I can take the smallest character 371 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:55,361 and make it stand out. 372 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:58,297 Scrooge. Scrooge. 373 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,032 Scrudge! 374 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,801 And now I'm just excited to be Holly 375 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:08,040 for the next however many hours this is going to taaa... 376 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,375 aaa... 377 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,243 aaa... 378 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,012 ...take. 379 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,613 [chuckles] 380 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:23,122 [RuPaul laughs] 381 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,423 Oh, dear. 382 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:28,594 [both laugh] 383 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,762 This week's maxi-challenge 384 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,097 will be acting and starring 385 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,432 in Santa's School for Girls. 386 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,835 Ru, I'm ready for my closeup. 387 00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:38,437 Ooh. 388 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,607 Young female ingénue, check. 389 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,543 Say hello to Janicza Bravo. 390 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,545 -Hi. -Hello. 391 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,480 Hi. Thank you so much for having me. 392 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,083 I am such a fan of all of you. 393 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,953 I can't wait to play with you today. 394 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,088 That's right, you're in the capable hands 395 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,257 of an A-list director. 396 00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,992 Am I really auditioning for a role? 397 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,694 Janicza, hire me, girl. 398 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,662 I gotta put my big girl panty acting on. 399 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,797 My--wait. 400 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,399 I gotta put my big girl acting panties on. 401 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,835 Okay, Shea and Viv are first. 402 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,437 And action. 403 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,406 Welcome to Santa's School for Girls. 404 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:18,444 Thanks, Headmistress Nutmegan. 405 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:22,348 Noelle, please. Please, Noelle, call me Nutmeg. 406 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,116 That was fantastic. 407 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,718 What you're doing is magical, 408 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,653 and I love how you're playing with your mouth 409 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,088 and how you're moving through it. 410 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,890 Between the two of you, I would try to lose some of the air. 411 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,093 -It could be a bit snappier. -Cool. 412 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,494 And action. 413 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,263 Oh. Thank you, Headmistress Nutmegan. 414 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:42,634 Noelle, please. Please, Noelle, call me Nutmeg. 415 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,337 Listen, Noelle, at Santa's-- 416 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,272 Ru, stop! 417 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:50,075 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 418 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,910 [all laugh] 419 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:55,347 And meanwhile, your ass looks mint. 420 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,648 Thank you. 421 00:16:56,648 --> 00:17:00,019 Your ass is doing all the acting that you will ever need. 422 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,186 [all laugh] 423 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,254 All right, that's a wrap. 424 00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,456 Phone my agent quick. 425 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:05,858 What's the new Hollywood blockbuster? 426 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,992 I mean, I'm in Hollywood. 427 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,794 There's no point in going home now. 428 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,529 [laughs] 429 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,097 And action. 430 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:15,334 This is Merry, Holly, and Joy, 431 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,802 the nice girls. 432 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:19,338 -Hail, Santa. -Hail, Santa. 433 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,040 And cut. For the "Hail, Santa," 434 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,141 I think that's a great place 435 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,243 to kind of try and find the unity, right? 436 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,912 Because what I'm feeling is three individuals 437 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,815 as opposed to, like, one kind of nucleus. 438 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,417 -Does that make sense? -Yeah. 439 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,586 All: Hail, Santa. 440 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,789 [laughs] 441 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,924 You still believe in Santa? 442 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,159 [all gasp] 443 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,293 And cut. 444 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,662 In the moment where Shea says, 445 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,531 "You still believe in Santa," 446 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,433 it would be amazing to have some kind of, like, 447 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,702 individual big feeling about what that is. 448 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:51,937 Like the... [gasp]? 449 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,005 Yes, yes, you know, 450 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,873 but feel it, like, from your feet up. 451 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,575 Awesome. Let's go again. 452 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,411 You guys still believe in Santa? 453 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,480 [all gasp] As in the jolly fat guy? 454 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,614 And cut. 455 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:05,551 I feel we wanna get a little bit bigger. 456 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:06,552 Yeah. 457 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,287 [all gasp] 458 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,956 -As in the jolly old fat guy? -Aah! 459 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,958 Ahh... 460 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,627 That's enough! 461 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,663 And cut. That was beautiful. 462 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,031 That was so fun. 463 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,867 It was individual, but unified. 464 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,771 I am in love with Janicza Bravo. 465 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,608 She is possibly the best, most dedicated person 466 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,677 I have ever seen in that director's seat. 467 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,980 Plus, she speaks in the hippie words that I understand. 468 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,515 "Energy." 469 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:37,850 It still had a good deal of energy, 470 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,651 and that was just really exciting. 471 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,153 "Divine." 472 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,288 The delivery feels divine. 473 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,656 "Manifest." 474 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,792 I really still wanna be able to feel you. 475 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,662 We could vibe, and I'm going to give her my best because of it. 476 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,498 All right, moving on to our second setup. 477 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,868 I love your dreads. They look so real. 478 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,169 They are, Ru. 479 00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:58,971 I took off that bald cap I've been wearing all season. 480 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,172 [all laugh] 481 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,707 I was, like, I've had it. 482 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,442 I wanna show Ru the real me. 483 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:07,346 [all laugh] 484 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,413 Action. 485 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,216 Absolutely beautiful, girls. 486 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:14,486 As the late, great Bob "Diana" Ross once said, 487 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,223 we don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents. 488 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,925 And cut. 489 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,727 -You're doing this Womana voice. -Yeah. 490 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:25,264 I think Monét's regular voice is Womana enough for me. 491 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,565 Okay. 492 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,700 Can I hear you say the first few lines 493 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,370 without sounding like Janice from the Muppets? 494 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,971 [all laugh] 495 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,540 And action. 496 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:37,276 Absolutely beautiful, girls. 497 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:40,445 Oh, as the great Bob "Diana" Ross said, 498 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:44,883 we don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents. 499 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,885 That felt so much better. 500 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,320 I don't know if that felt better for you. 501 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,055 -It did, it did. Yeah. -It did, right? 502 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,191 I felt who Monét is as a teacher. 503 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,526 I felt Earth Mother in there. 504 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,061 [deep voice] Oh, yeah, I'll do it that way. 505 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,796 [all laugh] 506 00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:59,531 And action. 507 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,834 Noelle, why are you over there talking to those losers? 508 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:07,172 I heard they're here on scholarship. 509 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:11,343 Scholarship? I've never gotten a scholarship. 510 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,079 In fact, my parents have to pay extra 511 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,582 for me to even come here. 512 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:17,983 And cut. 513 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,452 Jaida, I just wanna commend you on your physicality. 514 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:21,987 Even when you weren't speaking, 515 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,622 you were so inside of that character, 516 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:24,890 and I think that that's so beautiful, 517 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,825 and it shines, so bravo. 518 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,360 -Thank you. -And then Trinity, 519 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,330 instead of going dumb and giggly, 520 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,265 you're going ehh. 521 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,933 She laughs at her own dumbness, 522 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:37,302 but it's not, like, oh, help me, you know? 523 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:38,570 Okay, so just be dumb and silly. 524 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,638 Dumb and silly and fun. 525 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,373 You love being dumb. 526 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,908 -Okay, I love being dumb. -Yeah. 527 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:43,976 [all laugh] 528 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,978 Yeah, take pleasure in your absence. 529 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,212 -Okay. -Yes. 530 00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,281 I love this direction for me. 531 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,649 [all laugh] 532 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,418 I've never even gotten a scholarship. 533 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:59,491 In fact, my parents paid extra for me to even be here. 534 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,326 -[laughs] -Cut. 535 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:03,061 I saw the pleasure in your absence. 536 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,163 It was funnier. 537 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:09,368 Okay, good. Hello, award-winning stupid. 538 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:10,469 Ha! 539 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,037 And action. 540 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:16,141 Miss Scrooge, you're late. 541 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:19,911 Sorry. I was giving my boyfriend a frosty. 542 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:23,215 [all gasp] Oh, come, all ye faithful. 543 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,349 And cut. 544 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:25,917 Raja, you were wonderful. 545 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,452 I love your attitude coming in. 546 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,322 That was so good, that swagger was so good. 547 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,992 I wanna also be super pointed when you deliver that line. 548 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,161 -Okay. -And action. 549 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:40,399 Sorry. I was giving my boyfriend a frosty. 550 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,867 [all gasp] 551 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,902 Oh, come, all ye faithful. 552 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,437 [RuPaul laughs] 553 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:46,705 Eew! 554 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,407 So cute. 555 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:49,675 And cut. 556 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,610 -[laughs] -That felt great. 557 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,712 I loved how you sold your line, Raja. 558 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,147 Like this? 559 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,582 Ultimately, I wanna make people laugh through this character, 560 00:21:57,582 --> 00:22:00,419 and show an endearing side to her, you know? 561 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:01,586 I mean, she's going through a lot. 562 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:04,056 Maybe there's a reason why she's so angsty, 563 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,824 and that has to come through as well. 564 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,359 You know, acting. 565 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,628 Method. 566 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,496 We gotta move on, great. 567 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,265 -Action. -Come on, girls. 568 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,801 Let's go brush our teeth and trim our trees 569 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,803 in case Santa comes in the night. 570 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,974 And cut. I have a question. 571 00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:25,577 Is there some joke to be had 572 00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:27,479 around "Let's go brush our teeth 573 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,748 and trim our trees in case Santa comes in the night?" 574 00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:31,850 Does "come" do something for you? 575 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,919 -Oh, does it. -Come does a lot for me. 576 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:34,920 Okay, great. 577 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,588 Yeah, I would play with that. 578 00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:38,156 I wanna hear it more. 579 00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,092 So I would just color those lines a little bit more, 580 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:44,363 so I can hear the sort of waxing of the crotch 581 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,131 and then the potential coming, right? 582 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:47,966 I wanna hear both of those. 583 00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:51,636 Let's try one more, and have fun, loosen it up. 584 00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:52,904 Come on, girls. 585 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:56,174 Let's go brush our teeth and trim our trees 586 00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:59,511 in case Santa comes in the night. 587 00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,880 Amazing, amazing. 588 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,382 I thought Santa was coming. 589 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,851 [laughs] Stupid. 590 00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,753 It's great. I think we have it. 591 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:08,887 Stupid. 592 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,222 We got it. We definitely got it. 593 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,490 That was beautiful. 594 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,692 I think Paramount 595 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:15,460 is gonna be calling for the series. 596 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,130 [all laugh] 597 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,835 -Left, right, left, right. -Left, right, left, right. 598 00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:26,471 Oh, my God, we're both too old for this. 599 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:27,606 Oh, my God, Jinkx. 600 00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:28,740 You're a full six years younger than me. 601 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:29,875 Oh, my God. 602 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:32,244 Take it in, bitch. 603 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,479 Aah! 604 00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:38,150 Today we get to see our final product 605 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,751 of Santa's School for Girls. 606 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,153 And more importantly, 607 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,156 we're gonna learn what the judges think about it. 608 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:47,826 So I got my little fingies crossed, 609 00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:50,429 because I think half the girls in the room, given the chance, 610 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:53,031 they would block me, you know? 611 00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:55,267 But I'm also the only girl who's been blocked twice, 612 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,670 so maybe, maybe the girls will have pity on me. 613 00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:01,072 [laughs] 614 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:03,842 -Christina! -Christina! 615 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,344 Bring me the axe. 616 00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:07,846 Aah! 617 00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,815 [all laugh] 618 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,349 Wait. Do you understand what pussy poppin' is now 619 00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:12,451 at this point? 620 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,286 Right, I think it's this. Is it this? 621 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,388 -Yes! -Is it? 622 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,223 Yes! 623 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,324 Is it? 624 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:22,127 Pussy, pussy, pussy poppin'. 625 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,228 Okay. 626 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,497 You've gotta do that for the lip sync. 627 00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:27,265 Oh, so you think I'm in the lip sync? 628 00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:29,968 It was so good, Viv. 629 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,937 Like, really good. 630 00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:34,105 So iconic, so memorable. 631 00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:36,408 I mean, I had two lines, but, hey. 632 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,443 Yeah, I think you had a small part, 633 00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:39,945 but you really, like, did, like, really great work with it. 634 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:42,013 -You really did, yeah. -Thank you, thank you. 635 00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:44,616 And the best part about it was Trinity didn't even have to act. 636 00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:46,485 She just had to read the lines. 637 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,153 [all laugh] 638 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,821 I feel like Monét killed her part. 639 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,756 Girl, that note, that worked so well 640 00:24:51,756 --> 00:24:53,525 once you changed that voice up. 641 00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,527 She said, Monét, go deeper. 642 00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:56,862 [laughs] She sure did. 643 00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:58,063 [deep voice] Okay, Simba. 644 00:24:58,063 --> 00:25:00,532 And, oh, my gosh, Raja was so funny. 645 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,334 Speak for yourself. 646 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,903 [laughs] 647 00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:07,405 I had a blast filming Santa's School for Girls. 648 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:09,007 I'm very excited to see it. 649 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,942 It's like when you've gotta go to the bathroom 650 00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:13,144 and you're trying to reach for your house keys 651 00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:14,646 and you can't get the house keys 652 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,748 and you end up pissing on yourself? 653 00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:18,450 I'm beyond that point. 654 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,385 I'm past looking for the keys. 655 00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:23,455 I've already pissed on myself or something like that. 656 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:25,991 I just would like to remind the group 657 00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:28,093 there are two people that still have not been blocked. 658 00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:30,896 I just wanna just throw that out there. 659 00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,364 Leave me alone, please! 660 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,433 Y'all are sheisty bitches. 661 00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:37,836 I don't trust any of you. 662 00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:41,940 [all laugh] 663 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:44,543 I'll say this now. I have three stars. 664 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:49,214 That's probably at this point enough to get into the top, 665 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,448 but we don't know for sure. 666 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:52,317 So what would be the point of blocking somebody 667 00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:54,219 if you think they're in the top? 668 00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:58,189 [laughs] Jaida, you better-- 669 00:25:58,189 --> 00:25:59,658 Jaida's like, I'm just-- 670 00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:02,694 She is campaigning, and she's like, I have already arrived. 671 00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:04,496 -I'm a politician. -I am the winner. 672 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:07,499 I'm definitely not buying what Jaida is selling. 673 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,501 No. No. 674 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:12,103 Jaida? Jaida. 675 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:16,007 [laughs] 676 00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:17,475 She has three stars. 677 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,978 This bitch cannot come in here and get a fourth one. No, ma'am. 678 00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:21,913 There's also the complete chance 679 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,115 that the other bitches who are at two 680 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,685 can rise to three-plus, like, that-- 681 00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:28,853 Or the other girls that have one star 682 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,622 could just get the next couple of wins. 683 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:32,891 Like, y'all saw it with me and Jaida, 684 00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,893 that if a twist does come, 685 00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:37,562 it can completely change where you are in the competition. 686 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:39,164 -Yeah, and then maybe-- -Or bitch, down. 687 00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:40,465 Maybe the person with three stars, 688 00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:43,034 there's another twist coming, like their ankle. 689 00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:44,502 Okay, Tonya. 690 00:26:44,502 --> 00:26:46,104 [all laugh] 691 00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:51,443 I feel like if I were being chased 692 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:55,313 in a horror film by a serial killer, 693 00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:59,684 I would literally be, like, no, stop it! 694 00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:00,885 No! No, please, stop! 695 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:02,887 -I love that run! -Stop chasing me! 696 00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:04,456 Okay, you're asking to be killed. 697 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:08,860 No, that is not how they do it in the movies, bitch. 698 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:12,464 The girl is always like, oh! 699 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,165 Oh, oh! 700 00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:15,500 Oh! 701 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,236 [all laugh] 702 00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:20,605 The killer's always just so calm, too. 703 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:21,873 He's always, like... 704 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,441 He's like, she's gonna trip at least five times. 705 00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:24,776 I'm gonna catch up. 706 00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:26,645 Right, literally the killer is, like, just walking. 707 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:27,912 -Right. -[laughs] 708 00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:31,683 Then somehow he's behind the tree saying... I gotcha. 709 00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:35,820 Not a breath gone. Nothing. Just, like... 710 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,288 [all laugh] 711 00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:48,066 [RuPaul laughs] 712 00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:54,673 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 713 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:58,610 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 714 00:27:58,610 --> 00:27:59,611 ♪ Cover girl ♪ 715 00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:02,480 And what? 716 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,948 How could she be this gorgeous? 717 00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:06,718 After all these years, how could she be this gorgeous? 718 00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:08,553 Maybe it's the PCP. 719 00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:10,488 [all laugh] 720 00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:11,823 Welcome to the main stage 721 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:14,793 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners. 722 00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:16,494 Michelle Visage. 723 00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:18,129 Now, what's your favorite Christmas song? 724 00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:20,331 Ooh, Ru, it's a timeless classic: 725 00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:22,567 Grandma Got Bent Over by a Reindeer. 726 00:28:22,567 --> 00:28:25,737 [all laugh] 727 00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:27,772 And she liked it. 728 00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:29,574 [all laugh] 729 00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:32,577 And the hilarious Ross Mathews. 730 00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:33,978 Do you believe in Santa? 731 00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:36,247 Well, I have sat on an old man's lap 732 00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:37,816 to get presents. 733 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:39,584 Then yes. 734 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:41,352 [all laugh] 735 00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:45,523 And our extra-special guest judge, Janicza Bravo. 736 00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:48,560 Now, is this the best Christmas you've ever had? 737 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,696 Well, yes, because I'm Jewish. 738 00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:54,432 [all laugh] 739 00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:55,500 Shalom. 740 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,635 This week we challenged our queens 741 00:28:57,635 --> 00:29:02,507 to act their jingle bells off in a campy holiday horror film. 742 00:29:02,507 --> 00:29:04,042 And tonight on the runway, 743 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:07,545 category is Knitty Knitty Bang Bang. 744 00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:09,681 [all laugh] 745 00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:12,016 Racers, start your engines, 746 00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:14,719 and may the best Legend win. 747 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:21,893 Up first, The Vivienne. 748 00:29:21,893 --> 00:29:25,530 The designer here, Blanket Jackson. 749 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:26,765 [all laugh] 750 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,466 Vivienne: I am walking down the runway 751 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:30,468 like I'm trudging through mud 752 00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:33,972 because this is the heaviest garment I've ever worn. 753 00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:38,476 It's full wool, hand knitted, gown to the floor. 754 00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:42,347 I'm sweating my minge off, but I feel fabulous. 755 00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:43,414 Janicza: So elegant. 756 00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:45,617 Ross: May I push your spool in? 757 00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:49,154 RuPaul: Up next, Shea Couleé. 758 00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:52,690 Oh, my God. 759 00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:53,925 Out of this world. 760 00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:56,861 Shea: I'm serving Ndebele tribe realness. 761 00:29:56,861 --> 00:30:00,431 I've got this beautiful hand knit mini dress, 762 00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:06,504 my cloak, this bald, gorgeous head, my beautiful headpiece 763 00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:09,774 with my knit rings around my shoulders, 764 00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:12,377 and my lovely legwarmers. 765 00:30:12,377 --> 00:30:16,948 I am feeling like I'm the onliest Ndebele princess. 766 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:19,217 Ross: She's running rings around the other queens. 767 00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:22,153 RuPaul: Yes, she is. 768 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,555 Yvie Oddly. 769 00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:28,293 Michelle: Hey, Yvie, fancy a shag? 770 00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:31,496 Yvie: I'm here to defend my entire people 771 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,598 against any yarn invaders. 772 00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:36,901 Swinging these gigantic knitting needles, 773 00:30:36,901 --> 00:30:38,503 even though I can't knit for shit. 774 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:41,706 I made the wig, I made the headpiece, 775 00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:44,876 I dip-dyed it all myself, 776 00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:48,112 and I'm just shimmying, shaking, and kicking it up. 777 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:52,550 Don't tell grandma the bathroom rug is couture. 778 00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:54,285 [all laugh] 779 00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:56,554 Jinkx Monsoon. 780 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:59,958 Michelle: Martha Stewart, I'm ready for my closeup. 781 00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:02,193 Jinkx: This is based off of 782 00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:05,096 one of my favorite old Hollywood performers, 783 00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:06,698 Marlene Dietrich. 784 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:10,468 RuPaul: Why don't you come up and knot me sometime? 785 00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:13,104 She's on husband number five, 786 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:16,541 and even though her life is filled with misery, 787 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:21,713 she must paint on a beautiful smile for her adoring public. 788 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,214 I loved her in Knits a Wonderful Life. 789 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,449 Yes, she was wonderful. 790 00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:25,850 -Should have won the Oscar. -Should have. 791 00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:27,785 [Michelle laughs] 792 00:31:27,785 --> 00:31:29,821 RuPaul: Up next, Trinity the Tuck. 793 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:32,156 Michelle: All the way from Knit Jersey. 794 00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:34,959 Trinity: A fan of mine actually made this for me. 795 00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:37,595 The little doll that I have in my hands is called a Grumpkin, 796 00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:40,231 and knitwear is not my thing, bitch. 797 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:44,402 My ass is not out in this, but don't it look cute? 798 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,104 Michelle: She's a shower, not a grower. 799 00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:48,706 [all laugh] 800 00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:52,610 RuPaul: Up next, from around the way, it's Monét. 801 00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:54,579 Ooh, yes, honey, 802 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,982 she's carrying her little sister to school with her. 803 00:31:57,982 --> 00:32:01,052 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Monét? 804 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,921 Monét: Three. 805 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:03,955 Okay, good to know. 806 00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:05,823 [all laugh] 807 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:07,959 Monét: I'm throwing it back with this look. 808 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:09,360 I have this cute hair, 809 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,496 I have these high-waisted booty shorts, 810 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:12,964 and I feel really fierce. 811 00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:16,334 This lollipop is giving me the full fantasy, 812 00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:18,336 and I'm just a bad bitch in kindergarten. What up? 813 00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,138 Janicza: Break me off a piece of that. 814 00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:21,739 -Mm-hmm. -Yes. 815 00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:23,975 RuPaul: Jaida Essence Hall. 816 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,643 Janicza: Uh-oh, bless you. 817 00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:27,145 RuPaul: Come on, Afro-puffs. 818 00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:30,081 Michelle: Jaida comes equipped with cable...knit. 819 00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:31,582 [all laugh] 820 00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:34,752 Jaida: I am paying homage to one of my favorite shows 821 00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:37,288 when I was little: The Big, Comfy Couch. 822 00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:40,224 I wanna feel very comfortable, very knitted, 823 00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:42,527 very cutesy-cutesy-cutesy. 824 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:43,795 And I'm even coming out 825 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,096 with a little bit of redness on my nose 826 00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:46,230 because I'm sicky-wicky, 827 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:48,967 and I want my mommy to take care of me. 828 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,202 Ross: Well, now, come on, that's a blanket statement. 829 00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:53,271 -Yes, it is. -It is. 830 00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:55,006 RuPaul: Up next, Raja. 831 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:57,208 Michelle: I think you mean Kniterella. 832 00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,310 RuPaul: Yes. 833 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,612 Ross: So you're telling me you can only fist with one arm. 834 00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:03,448 [all laugh] 835 00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:06,050 Raja: This is a look that is based on the juxtaposition 836 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,619 of something that is completely futuristic and modern 837 00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:10,955 and something as ancient as weaving. 838 00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:14,959 Honey, Miss She-3PO is now a knitting grandmother, 839 00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:17,528 and I think that's the aesthetic. 840 00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:19,397 RuPaul: I'll have the gold plate special. 841 00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:20,798 [all laugh] 842 00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:23,368 ♪ Old friends gold ♪ 843 00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:24,602 Welcome, ladies. 844 00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:27,605 Tonight, RuPaullywood Studios 845 00:33:27,605 --> 00:33:30,675 presents the world premiere 846 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,012 of Santa's School for Girls, 847 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,848 rated "S" for "sickening." 848 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,316 [all laugh] 849 00:33:39,884 --> 00:33:42,754 [eerie music] 850 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:50,428 Noelle. 851 00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:53,531 Welcome to Santa's School for Girls. 852 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:55,733 Your transcripts are very impressive 853 00:33:55,733 --> 00:33:59,137 for a homeschooled girl. 854 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:01,806 Oh. Thank you, Headmistress Nut-- 855 00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:05,009 Please, Noelle, call me Nutmeg. 856 00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:07,612 Volunteering for Doctors Without Borders in Namibia 857 00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:11,182 was the best education I could ask for. 858 00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:14,452 You already have your Christmas tree up. 859 00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:16,020 But it's only September. 860 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,522 At Santa's School for Girls, 861 00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:22,427 we strive to bring young women back to a more traditional time. 862 00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:25,797 We want to make Christmas great again. 863 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:26,931 Oh, okay. 864 00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:29,634 I wanna make your yuletide gay, 865 00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:31,669 as in festive, not homosexual. 866 00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:32,770 Oh, girls. 867 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,342 The nice girls. 868 00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:42,346 They'll make sure you don't end up on Santa's naughty list. 869 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:45,216 I'm Merry, the leader of the nice girls, 870 00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:48,519 and all I want for Christmas is unity and love. 871 00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:50,388 Hee-hee. 872 00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:56,094 I'm Holly, the alco--shopaholic. 873 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:59,430 My daddy's credit card and free shipping 874 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:03,067 are a few of my favorite things. 875 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:04,168 And I'm Joy. 876 00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:07,205 I like nogegg. 877 00:35:07,205 --> 00:35:08,573 I mean eggnog. 878 00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:12,210 All: Hail, Santa. 879 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,745 You still believe in Santa? 880 00:35:14,745 --> 00:35:16,280 [all gasp] 881 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,249 As in the jolly old fat guy? 882 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:19,984 -Aah! -Oh! 883 00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:22,854 Nine lords a'leaping, this is heresy! 884 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,256 [devil voice] You shall not speak 885 00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:27,925 of the bearded one that way! 886 00:35:27,925 --> 00:35:30,695 Yeah, what they said. 887 00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:31,729 I mean, a majority of the world 888 00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:33,764 doesn't even celebrate Christmas. 889 00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:35,733 -Hanukkah. -Aah! 890 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:38,136 -Kwanzaa. -Ahh. 891 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,271 -Winter solstice. -Aah! 892 00:35:40,271 --> 00:35:41,606 That's enough! 893 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:46,611 Here, we only have one holiday, and that's Christmas. 894 00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:49,046 You got that, sis? 895 00:35:49,046 --> 00:35:51,182 That reminds me of a song. 896 00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,151 Hit it! 897 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,119 ♪ Hey, sis, it's Christmas ♪ 898 00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:57,655 ♪ You can cross me off of your wishlist ♪ 899 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,624 ♪ Call Santa Claus and the missus ♪ 900 00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:02,927 ♪ We gonna have the best Christmas that ever existed ♪ 901 00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,530 [turns off music] This is not a musical. 902 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:10,768 Girls, why don't you take Noelle to Miss Toe's art class? 903 00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:13,104 -Yes, Headmistress. -Yes, Headmistress. 904 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:16,407 -Merry Christmas, Headmistress. -Merry Christmas, Headmistress. 905 00:36:16,407 --> 00:36:17,842 Come on! 906 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:18,943 [laughs] 907 00:36:18,943 --> 00:36:20,778 [giggles] 908 00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:24,415 Oh, by the way, I noticed Miss Corn 909 00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:26,617 was putting up some fall decorations. 910 00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:29,520 They looked like pumpkins. 911 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,490 Pumpkins? Pumpkins?! 912 00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:35,359 But pumpkins are for Halloween, 913 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:38,963 and that's the Devil's holiday! 914 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:40,398 Just thought you'd like to know. 915 00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:48,573 Prancer, send Miss Candy Corn to my office immediately! 916 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:53,444 Now, where did I put those Christmas cookies? 917 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:56,080 Whoops. 918 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,083 Wrong drawer. 919 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:02,920 It was beginning to look a lot like Christmas-- 920 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,957 [whispers] I mean murder. 921 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:09,293 Beautiful, girls. 922 00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:12,997 Oh! As the great Bob "Diana" Ross once said, 923 00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:18,669 we don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents. 924 00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:19,737 [laughs] 925 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,072 Welcome, Noelle. 926 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,406 Thank you, Miss Toe. 927 00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,508 Please, call me by my first name. 928 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:27,812 All my friends do. Camel. 929 00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:30,748 Wait. Your name is Camel Toe? 930 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,550 [laughs] That's right, 931 00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,552 and I have weed gummies in my car if you want some. 932 00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:35,720 [laughs] 933 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,256 Cool teacher here. Cool teacher. 934 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,459 Miss Scrooge, you're late. 935 00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:45,630 Sorry. I was giving my boyfriend a frosty. 936 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,298 [all gasp] 937 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:49,400 Oh, come, all ye faithful. 938 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,401 Oh, eew! 939 00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:51,702 So cute. 940 00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:54,305 -Hey, new girl. -Yeah? 941 00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:56,173 I'm Scrooge. 942 00:37:56,173 --> 00:37:57,875 Short for Lisa. 943 00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:59,143 I'm Hannah, 944 00:37:59,143 --> 00:38:01,812 and even though she's a goth 945 00:38:01,812 --> 00:38:05,082 and I'm a nerd, we're BFFs. 946 00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:08,052 Hannah, do you hear what I hear? 947 00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:09,920 Miss Corn went missing. 948 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,457 She's the fifth teacher to disappear this week. 949 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:14,825 Did you say Miss Corn? 950 00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:18,496 I overheard the headmistress call her into her office. 951 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:22,733 Noelle, why are you over there talking to those losers? 952 00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:27,405 I heard they're here on scholarship. 953 00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:30,741 I've never even gotten a scholarship. 954 00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:35,379 In fact, my parents paid extra for me to be here. 955 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:40,151 You know, Merry, bullying people isn't very Christmas-like. 956 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,486 What would Santa do? 957 00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,355 He'd put coal in your stocking. 958 00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:46,490 -[laughs] -Then shove it up your ass. 959 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,492 -[gasps] -Ladies, ladies. 960 00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:50,761 [deep voice] Knock it off! 961 00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:54,398 My classroom will always be a safe space. 962 00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:56,600 Let's share our paintings with the class. 963 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,102 Merry, Holly, Joy? 964 00:38:58,102 --> 00:39:01,138 All: Hail, Santa. 965 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,641 Impressive, but I'd have really loved 966 00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:04,842 to see you all express 967 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:08,212 your individual personalities, ladies. 968 00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:10,081 Hannah, let's see yours. 969 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:15,019 It's a Santa self-portrait if he were Frida Kahlo. 970 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:18,756 Muy caliente bien, Hannah. Scrooge. 971 00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:22,326 Mine shows the real Santa. [laughs] 972 00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:24,295 [thunder] 973 00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:26,197 Do you see what I see? 974 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,900 I don't think Santa would appreciate that very much. 975 00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:32,536 Actually, I was reading in a book 976 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:34,271 that Christmas was constructed 977 00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:36,140 to replace a pagan holiday 978 00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,309 that the church found threatening. 979 00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:39,944 Is that true? 980 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:44,782 That's not what headmistress said. 981 00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:46,384 It's just art, ladies. 982 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,619 Art is all about expression. 983 00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:50,888 [laughs] 984 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:53,023 [thinking] Should I just go back to selling crystals 985 00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:54,959 at the swap meet? 986 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:58,896 Not today, Santa. Not today. 987 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:04,034 I wonder if Santa will bring me that platinum tennis bracelet. 988 00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:09,006 I wonder if Santa's hung... by the chimney. 989 00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:12,042 Am I the only one who knows that Santa's not real? 990 00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:15,446 Is everyone at this school psycho? 991 00:40:15,446 --> 00:40:17,982 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 992 00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:19,049 ♪ Doobie-doobie-doo ♪ 993 00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:20,751 Who let the dogs out? 994 00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:21,752 [bell rings] 995 00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:24,388 Okay, okay, class dismissed. 996 00:40:24,388 --> 00:40:25,689 Let me know if anyone needs a lift 997 00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:28,159 to Planned Parenthood or anything. 998 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,794 Cool teacher, cool teacher. 999 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:31,962 ♪ Hey, sis, it's Christmas ♪ 1000 00:40:31,962 --> 00:40:34,265 ♪ You can cross me off of your wishlist ♪ 1001 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,433 ♪ Call Santa Claus and the missus ♪ 1002 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,334 This is not a musical! 1003 00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:39,470 ♪ We gonna have the best Christmas that ever existed ♪ 1004 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:43,240 That's weird. I smell... Christmas cookies? 1005 00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:46,444 [gasps] Oh! 1006 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,312 Oh! Oh! 1007 00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:50,147 You missed me! [laughs] 1008 00:40:50,147 --> 00:40:51,549 Aah! 1009 00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:53,184 I'm still alive, bitch. 1010 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:55,786 Oh! Oh! 1011 00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:56,854 Oh! 1012 00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:58,856 That's the one. 1013 00:41:02,359 --> 00:41:05,296 How come when there's a senseless string of murders, 1014 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,264 people always suspect me? 1015 00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:10,901 Hey, Noelle, want a swig of my eggnog? 1016 00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:13,070 -Pass. -Check out all the stuff 1017 00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:15,239 I got at the mall. 1018 00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,008 I'm in a lot of debt. 1019 00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:22,480 Ugh. Look, it's the devil worshippers. 1020 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,781 Just because we don't believe in Santa 1021 00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:25,916 does not mean we worship the Devil. 1022 00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:29,019 [laughs] Speak for yourself. 1023 00:41:29,019 --> 00:41:31,922 Hey, who's that above your bed? 1024 00:41:31,922 --> 00:41:33,891 That's Elvira. 1025 00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:35,359 Obsessed. 1026 00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:36,994 I'm gonna be her for Halloween. 1027 00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:39,430 -[gasps] -You celebrate Halloween? 1028 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,700 Yeah. Check this out. 1029 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:44,268 -What? -[gasps] 1030 00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:46,904 Wait. Is that a bloody axe? 1031 00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:50,407 [all gasp] 1032 00:41:50,407 --> 00:41:51,742 Interesting, considering there have 1033 00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:54,245 been so many murders around here lately. 1034 00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:55,846 Oh, look, a red herring. 1035 00:41:58,582 --> 00:41:59,850 Come on, girls. 1036 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,418 Let's go brush our teeth and trim our trees 1037 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:03,521 in case Santa comes in the night. 1038 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:07,958 Scrooge, where did you get all that stuff? 1039 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:11,896 I could go shopping for Halloween, too. 1040 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:16,901 Maybe I could get some cat ears or something. 1041 00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:20,304 -Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho. -[screams] 1042 00:42:20,304 --> 00:42:23,507 Ho-ho-ho-ho! 1043 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,744 Holly's dead! 1044 00:42:26,744 --> 00:42:27,945 Oh, no! 1045 00:42:27,945 --> 00:42:30,114 Oh, my God! 1046 00:42:30,114 --> 00:42:32,016 Cool. 1047 00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:34,785 We have to do something before Santa slays again. 1048 00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:37,755 But Santa's not real! 1049 00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:39,456 [laughs] 1050 00:42:39,456 --> 00:42:41,225 Santa's not real? 1051 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:44,361 I'll show you Santa's not real! 1052 00:42:44,361 --> 00:42:46,797 -Aah! -We have to call the police! 1053 00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:49,233 What's the number for 911? 1054 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,834 Oh! Here! 1055 00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:52,636 Send someone to the girls' school! 1056 00:42:52,636 --> 00:42:55,306 Santa's straight-up murdering people! 1057 00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:56,574 I'm sure if Santa's killing people, 1058 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,975 he has a good reason. 1059 00:42:57,975 --> 00:42:58,976 Ooh! 1060 00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:02,313 Ugh! Ooh! Aah! 1061 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:06,850 -Ugh! -Aah! 1062 00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:10,821 Wait a second, I smell gingerbread. 1063 00:43:10,821 --> 00:43:14,525 The main ingredient in gingerbread is nutmeg, 1064 00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:17,828 which is the nickname of... 1065 00:43:17,828 --> 00:43:20,598 [gasps] What? 1066 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:23,300 All: Headmistress Nutmegan? 1067 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,636 Well, ya got me, girl. 1068 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,306 -What? -But why? 1069 00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:31,976 I did it to preserve the meaning of Christmas. 1070 00:43:31,976 --> 00:43:36,714 None of this "happy holidays" nondenominational bull-tinsel! 1071 00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:43,153 Where you're headed, Santa won't be coming down your chimney. 1072 00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:45,422 Because prisons don't have chimneys. 1073 00:43:45,422 --> 00:43:46,890 Duh. 1074 00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:48,559 And I would have gotten away with it, too, 1075 00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:51,428 if it weren't for you meddling kids! 1076 00:43:51,428 --> 00:43:55,366 Hail, Santa! Hail, Santa! 1077 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,602 Uh, who wants Halloween candy? 1078 00:43:58,602 --> 00:44:01,005 Oh, I do, I do! 1079 00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:02,339 Yes, please! 1080 00:44:02,339 --> 00:44:05,075 I have a confession to make. 1081 00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:07,878 This is fun. 1082 00:44:07,878 --> 00:44:10,080 It feels like the beginning of something, 1083 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,750 which reminds me of a song! 1084 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,284 -Oh, no. -Hit it! 1085 00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,520 Bitch, do not do it. 1086 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:20,691 ♪ This is the beginning, the beginning ♪ 1087 00:44:20,691 --> 00:44:23,827 ♪ This is the beginning of the rest of your life ♪ 1088 00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:27,431 All: This is not a musical! 1089 00:44:27,431 --> 00:44:29,900 Did I deserve to get murdered? No. 1090 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,769 Am I glad to have the holiday off? 1091 00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:34,304 Hell, yeah. [laughs] 1092 00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:41,378 Happy holidays, everyone. 1093 00:44:41,378 --> 00:44:42,780 Raahhh! 1094 00:44:43,781 --> 00:44:46,216 Oh, yay. [applause] 1095 00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:47,384 That was so good! 1096 00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:49,820 Wow. 1097 00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:52,256 Wow, a cinematic triumph. 1098 00:44:52,256 --> 00:44:54,058 [all laugh] 1099 00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:56,326 It's time now for the judges' critiques, 1100 00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:58,629 starting with The Vivienne. 1101 00:44:58,629 --> 00:45:02,666 I can't even tell you how much I enjoyed your role. 1102 00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:06,236 It was Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford 1103 00:45:06,236 --> 00:45:09,206 with Kim Woodburn and a touch of the orange menace. 1104 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:10,307 And the way you dialed the phone, 1105 00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:12,276 which was basically just slapping it 1106 00:45:12,276 --> 00:45:14,044 and beating it up, I loved. 1107 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,779 I also love how you refuse 1108 00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:18,415 to direct your attention to your costars. 1109 00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:20,551 You perform every line to the back. 1110 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,419 So funny. 1111 00:45:22,419 --> 00:45:24,288 I can't imagine anyone else doing that role. 1112 00:45:24,288 --> 00:45:27,191 I also thought your exit was divine. 1113 00:45:27,191 --> 00:45:29,259 I mean, I really felt your fight, 1114 00:45:29,259 --> 00:45:31,128 and it delighted me so, so very much. 1115 00:45:31,128 --> 00:45:33,864 And this look tonight, okay, do you know how wrong it is 1116 00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:36,433 that a heavy knit makes a beautiful ball gown? 1117 00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:39,103 It shouldn't work, but it does. 1118 00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:42,573 This is just so magical, I wanna crawl up inside it, 1119 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,808 and if there's room, I'm available. 1120 00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:46,944 You did a killer job. [laughs] 1121 00:45:46,944 --> 00:45:48,946 Thank you. 1122 00:45:48,946 --> 00:45:50,981 Up next, it's Shea Couleé. 1123 00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:52,850 -Hi! -Oh, my gosh, 1124 00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:56,687 this outfit will go down in Drag Race history 1125 00:45:56,687 --> 00:46:00,357 as something so special and so innovative. 1126 00:46:00,357 --> 00:46:02,726 On so many levels, it's amazing. 1127 00:46:02,726 --> 00:46:03,794 The way you did your eyes, 1128 00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:07,030 the halo effect, the balding of the head. 1129 00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:08,499 I'm gobsmacked. I just-- 1130 00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:12,636 There aren't enough words for how phenomenal this is. 1131 00:46:12,636 --> 00:46:15,272 Your part in the movie would freak me out as a performer, 1132 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:18,408 because you can't do the zany stuff, 1133 00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:21,512 you have to be the voice of reason in this crazy world. 1134 00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:22,813 This is not a musical. 1135 00:46:22,813 --> 00:46:24,948 It wouldn't work if you didn't nail it, 1136 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:26,250 and you nailed it. 1137 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,952 You are an actor, you are an actress. 1138 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:30,387 You did just amazing. 1139 00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:32,055 I hope you're proud when you watch the work that you did. 1140 00:46:32,055 --> 00:46:34,291 -I am. Thank you. -Good. You should be. 1141 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,260 -Thank you, Shea. -Thank you. 1142 00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:38,829 Up next, it's Yvie Oddly. 1143 00:46:38,829 --> 00:46:41,698 -Look at those knockers. -[laughs] 1144 00:46:41,698 --> 00:46:44,568 The way that you play mischievousness 1145 00:46:44,568 --> 00:46:46,370 is just so delightful. 1146 00:46:46,370 --> 00:46:49,106 There's a thing that happens in the eye, in the mouth, 1147 00:46:49,106 --> 00:46:51,842 and it was just so delicious. 1148 00:46:51,842 --> 00:46:54,578 And this is just amazing. 1149 00:46:54,578 --> 00:46:57,981 Your face looks so beautiful tonight. 1150 00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,416 This is one of those looks 1151 00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:02,085 that I've been working on for, like, four or five months. 1152 00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:04,488 Well, baby, it shows, down to the boots. 1153 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,924 I mean, the headpiece. 1154 00:47:06,924 --> 00:47:09,193 Yvie, this is what I love about you. 1155 00:47:09,193 --> 00:47:11,595 It is next level Yvie Oddly. 1156 00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:13,997 Not a lot of people could pull this off. 1157 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,399 But when you come out here in it, 1158 00:47:15,399 --> 00:47:17,801 it's, like, of course that's what she's gonna do. 1159 00:47:17,801 --> 00:47:20,170 You are in an orbit all your own. 1160 00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:21,738 Thank you for having us. 1161 00:47:21,738 --> 00:47:23,240 [laughs] 1162 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:25,542 -Well, thank you so much. -Thank you. 1163 00:47:25,542 --> 00:47:28,879 Straight from old Hollywood, Jinkx Monsoon. 1164 00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:31,748 My goodness, ladykins. 1165 00:47:31,748 --> 00:47:34,484 You have this ability in the first word or two, 1166 00:47:34,484 --> 00:47:38,388 with every single character, to let us know who you are. 1167 00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:40,390 I'm Holly. 1168 00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:43,794 As soon as you opened your mouth with that vocal fry, 1169 00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:47,097 I understood exactly who you were. 1170 00:47:47,097 --> 00:47:49,566 And when you turned from vocal fry to devil... 1171 00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:52,603 [devil voice] You shall not speak 1172 00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:54,938 of the bearded one that way! 1173 00:47:54,938 --> 00:47:57,174 Was that a character choice that you made? 1174 00:47:57,174 --> 00:47:59,076 You're fucked up, you know that? 1175 00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:01,411 [all laugh] 1176 00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:06,850 -Thank you. -This wasn't really a big role. 1177 00:48:06,850 --> 00:48:10,921 You added so much color and flavor and texture to this role. 1178 00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:15,125 Tonight on the runway, you told such a beautiful story. 1179 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:17,761 From the moment you entered, there was this kind of drama 1180 00:48:17,761 --> 00:48:19,830 and a total piece of theater. 1181 00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:21,632 I was absolutely enthralled. 1182 00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:25,235 You have no idea how much this dress is sparkling on stage. 1183 00:48:25,235 --> 00:48:27,571 It is so gorgeous. 1184 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,506 -Thank you, Jinkx. -Thank you. 1185 00:48:29,506 --> 00:48:32,342 Up next, Trinity the Tuck. 1186 00:48:32,342 --> 00:48:34,444 -Hey. -Hey. 1187 00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:37,180 You were so fun to watch in the acting challenge. 1188 00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:39,082 I like nogegg. 1189 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,817 I mean eggnog. 1190 00:48:40,817 --> 00:48:43,820 You were game to get down and get dumb. 1191 00:48:43,820 --> 00:48:46,556 It was just such a treat. 1192 00:48:46,556 --> 00:48:51,795 The dumb character always works if the actress commits, 1193 00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:56,700 and you were just so committed, and it was so funny. 1194 00:48:56,700 --> 00:49:00,137 This outfit is, like, so twisted, Trinity. 1195 00:49:00,137 --> 00:49:02,306 Leopard-color hair? Yes, please. 1196 00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:03,807 Then you paired it with lavender, 1197 00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:05,776 which is such a gorgeous combination. 1198 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,111 It doesn't make sense, yet it does. 1199 00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:09,246 I love it, too. 1200 00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:11,381 -It's really fabulous. -Thank you. 1201 00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:14,718 Up next, Monét X Change. 1202 00:49:14,718 --> 00:49:16,753 All right, let's talk about your cool teacher. 1203 00:49:16,753 --> 00:49:19,222 I loved this character. 1204 00:49:19,222 --> 00:49:22,025 Call me by my first name. All my friends do. 1205 00:49:22,025 --> 00:49:23,660 [chuckles] Camel. 1206 00:49:24,661 --> 00:49:27,864 Every funny line was just nailed. 1207 00:49:27,864 --> 00:49:31,101 You didn't miss a single opportunity for a laugh. 1208 00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:33,603 I love that you treated some of them 1209 00:49:33,603 --> 00:49:36,106 like they were these Shakespearean asides, 1210 00:49:36,106 --> 00:49:38,675 and I just thought you did so fantastic, 1211 00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:40,310 and you should feel really, really good 1212 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:42,212 about the performance that you gave. 1213 00:49:42,212 --> 00:49:44,147 This is so Monét. 1214 00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:46,817 You came out in a knitted, puffy parka 1215 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:49,052 with a bow in your hair, tight curls, 1216 00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:50,721 little poom-poom booty shorts. 1217 00:49:50,721 --> 00:49:52,022 This is adorable, 1218 00:49:52,022 --> 00:49:54,057 and something you would see in Brooklyn, 1219 00:49:54,057 --> 00:49:55,892 even in the summer. 1220 00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:57,260 [all laugh] 1221 00:49:57,260 --> 00:49:59,396 I feel this look is going to be copied 1222 00:49:59,396 --> 00:50:01,164 at the highest end, at the lowest end. 1223 00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:04,234 I mean, it is just really wow. 1224 00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:05,936 -Well done. -Thank you, Ru. 1225 00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:07,738 Up next, Jaida Essence Hall. 1226 00:50:07,738 --> 00:50:09,206 Ah-choo! 1227 00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:10,707 [all laugh] 1228 00:50:10,707 --> 00:50:12,142 Did Jaida do that? 1229 00:50:12,142 --> 00:50:14,945 The mannerisms when you spoke and you shoved your glasses up, 1230 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:17,647 those little things that are the quintessential nerd character 1231 00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:20,117 completely worked. 1232 00:50:20,117 --> 00:50:22,119 You're a really good listener, 1233 00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:23,987 because so much of that character 1234 00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:27,424 is taking in and then responding to the elements, 1235 00:50:27,424 --> 00:50:29,493 and it was just so fantastic. 1236 00:50:29,493 --> 00:50:31,028 You took it and you ran with it, 1237 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:34,097 and you and Scrooge had this little relationship going. 1238 00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:36,199 You played off of each other, that worked really well. 1239 00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:38,001 It was just all really well done. 1240 00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:39,436 I loved it. 1241 00:50:39,436 --> 00:50:42,372 Tonight on the runway, I mean, your face is just stunning. 1242 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:44,074 I'd like to lick it. May I? 1243 00:50:44,074 --> 00:50:45,909 [all laugh] 1244 00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:47,210 You just look so divine. 1245 00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:49,179 The palette is just dreamy. 1246 00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,415 I'm thinking of lavender fields. 1247 00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:53,016 It's just so magical. 1248 00:50:53,016 --> 00:50:55,952 Any time you put some Afro-puffs on either side, 1249 00:50:55,952 --> 00:50:57,721 it takes me there. 1250 00:50:57,721 --> 00:51:01,024 There was a TV show years ago called The Big, Comfy Couch. 1251 00:51:01,024 --> 00:51:02,192 Aah! 1252 00:51:02,192 --> 00:51:04,594 That's what I was going for! 1253 00:51:04,594 --> 00:51:06,296 Yes, well, you went fully for it. 1254 00:51:06,296 --> 00:51:08,098 I love it, because you've updated it, 1255 00:51:08,098 --> 00:51:09,332 and you made it drag. 1256 00:51:09,332 --> 00:51:11,468 -Really, really well done. -Thank you. 1257 00:51:11,468 --> 00:51:13,070 Oh, my goodness. 1258 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:17,107 Raja, this outfit is to die for. 1259 00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:19,976 This is what a superstar wears on stage. 1260 00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:22,312 So beautiful and so original. 1261 00:51:22,312 --> 00:51:24,014 You are beaming. 1262 00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:25,482 You are on fire. 1263 00:51:25,482 --> 00:51:27,451 I mean, it's transcendent. 1264 00:51:27,451 --> 00:51:28,652 Thank you. 1265 00:51:28,652 --> 00:51:29,786 Let's talk about Scrooge. 1266 00:51:29,786 --> 00:51:33,023 It was hilar-i-ous. 1267 00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:35,725 I was giving my boyfriend a frosty. 1268 00:51:35,725 --> 00:51:39,429 [all gasp] Oh, come, all ye faithful. 1269 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:40,997 You knew your camera. 1270 00:51:40,997 --> 00:51:42,933 I felt you playing to the audience. 1271 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,835 You were playing to the guys all the way in the back row, 1272 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,070 and that was divine. 1273 00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:50,774 I loved all those moments of you going eh, eh, eh, eh. 1274 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:54,611 That is just so kind of John Waters of you. 1275 00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:56,012 -Yeah. -You took it there 1276 00:51:56,012 --> 00:51:59,716 to a drag level that I personally get off on. 1277 00:51:59,716 --> 00:52:01,017 [laughs] 1278 00:52:01,017 --> 00:52:03,019 Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. 1279 00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:06,490 While you enjoy a House of Love cocktail in the werkroom, 1280 00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:08,859 the judges and I will deliberate. 1281 00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,427 You may leave the stage. 1282 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:15,332 All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, 1283 00:52:15,332 --> 00:52:17,467 whaddaya think? Pros and cons. 1284 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:19,870 We need to find a top two, which is not gonna be easy. 1285 00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:22,305 You know, Trinity is so funny. 1286 00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:24,641 Every time I wanted to laugh while watching this film, 1287 00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:26,643 I could just look to Trinity to see what she was doing. 1288 00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:28,712 I will say she did the least 1289 00:52:28,712 --> 00:52:30,714 of all the sisters with her character, 1290 00:52:30,714 --> 00:52:32,849 but it was still funny. 1291 00:52:32,849 --> 00:52:35,452 I get what you mean by saying she may have done the least, 1292 00:52:35,452 --> 00:52:37,487 but I felt her least was also kind of the most. 1293 00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:39,489 I mean, the way she uses her face, 1294 00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:43,460 the way she uses her eyes, I mean, she is, like, so in it. 1295 00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:45,262 And on the runway, can someone just take me to Aspen 1296 00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:48,798 so I can just, like, wrap up in that by the fire, please? 1297 00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:50,734 Do you want marshmallows in your cocoa? 1298 00:52:50,734 --> 00:52:52,102 Duh. Hell, am I a human being? 1299 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:54,070 [all laugh] It was so chic, 1300 00:52:54,070 --> 00:52:55,772 but also comfortable. 1301 00:52:55,772 --> 00:52:57,040 Like, I wanted to hug her 1302 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,742 and then do a high fashion photo shoot with her. 1303 00:52:58,742 --> 00:53:00,744 -Ooh. -Oh, my goodness. 1304 00:53:00,744 --> 00:53:03,480 I could not take my eyes off of Viv. 1305 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,649 That was a freaking master class. 1306 00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:08,351 She had me from her first line, 1307 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:11,421 and I didn't want to be let go of. 1308 00:53:11,421 --> 00:53:13,757 And when she was gone, I kind of missed her. 1309 00:53:13,757 --> 00:53:15,091 She was every movie star 1310 00:53:15,091 --> 00:53:16,660 I've ever wanted to meet in my entire life. 1311 00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:19,462 She was Joan Crawford, Gloria Swanson, Faye Dunaway 1312 00:53:19,462 --> 00:53:23,600 all mixed into one campy lead character. 1313 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,002 And on the runway, how do you make 1314 00:53:26,002 --> 00:53:31,007 the hugest carpet/rug/ whatever it is, 1315 00:53:31,007 --> 00:53:33,877 how do you make it look like a couture gown? 1316 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:34,978 I have a weighted blanket at home, 1317 00:53:34,978 --> 00:53:36,446 and I might try to do the same. 1318 00:53:36,446 --> 00:53:38,114 Good luck. [all laugh] 1319 00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:41,484 I love that Jaida is taking this time 1320 00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:43,987 to show us that she is more than we even thought she was. 1321 00:53:43,987 --> 00:53:45,755 She leaned totally 1322 00:53:45,755 --> 00:53:48,525 into being that nerdy girl who didn't believe, 1323 00:53:48,525 --> 00:53:50,493 and I thought it was just a great juxtaposition. 1324 00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:53,763 She went full-throttle, and I thought she did an adorable job. 1325 00:53:53,763 --> 00:53:55,098 -Jaida has range. -Yeah. 1326 00:53:55,098 --> 00:53:58,501 And on the runway, wow, I was for it. 1327 00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:00,937 Her face is ridiculous. 1328 00:54:00,937 --> 00:54:02,205 I mean, really, I was sort of, like, 1329 00:54:02,205 --> 00:54:06,610 drifting to lavender fields as I was looking at her. 1330 00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:09,179 And Raja, "Scrooge is short for Lisa." 1331 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:10,247 [all laugh] 1332 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,715 Need I say more? 1333 00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:15,585 From the moment she landed at that easel, she had us, right? 1334 00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:17,254 She's one of my favorites. 1335 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,889 There wasn't a false note in her performance. 1336 00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:22,225 What a curious choice for a goth, right? 1337 00:54:22,225 --> 00:54:23,727 Like, there is a trope 1338 00:54:23,727 --> 00:54:27,564 that we might imagine that part should be played like, 1339 00:54:27,564 --> 00:54:29,532 and she had this nuance about her 1340 00:54:29,532 --> 00:54:31,735 that was just really special. 1341 00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:33,203 I couldn't stop watching her, 1342 00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:36,573 and that look tonight on the runway, my goodness. 1343 00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:37,941 Come on. 1344 00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:42,479 That outfit belongs on stage at Madison Square Garden. 1345 00:54:42,479 --> 00:54:43,513 That part. 1346 00:54:43,513 --> 00:54:47,417 Just gorgeous. All right, silence. 1347 00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:48,918 I've made my decision. 1348 00:54:48,918 --> 00:54:52,622 Bring back my Legends. 1349 00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:54,257 Welcome back, ladies. 1350 00:54:54,257 --> 00:54:58,128 Based on your Santa's School for Girls performances-- 1351 00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:01,264 oh, based on your San-- Welcome back, ladies. 1352 00:55:01,264 --> 00:55:02,999 [all laugh] 1353 00:55:02,999 --> 00:55:05,335 Let me change the battery. Hold on. 1354 00:55:05,335 --> 00:55:06,703 [all laugh] 1355 00:55:06,703 --> 00:55:08,038 Put her in rice. 1356 00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:09,306 Exactly. 1357 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:11,574 All right, does anybody else smell burnt toast? 1358 00:55:11,574 --> 00:55:12,776 [all laugh] 1359 00:55:12,776 --> 00:55:14,678 Welcome back, ladies. 1360 00:55:14,678 --> 00:55:17,647 Now, based on your Santa's School for Girls performances 1361 00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:22,085 and your knitted runway presentations, 1362 00:55:22,085 --> 00:55:23,720 I've made some decisions. 1363 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,656 The top two All Stars of the week are... 1364 00:55:31,928 --> 00:55:33,196 The Vivienne 1365 00:55:33,196 --> 00:55:35,799 and Raja. 1366 00:55:35,799 --> 00:55:37,567 Oh, my God! 1367 00:55:37,567 --> 00:55:38,835 Yes, Raj! [applause] 1368 00:55:38,835 --> 00:55:40,370 -Cool! -Get it, Raj! 1369 00:55:40,370 --> 00:55:43,006 Oh, my God! 1370 00:55:43,006 --> 00:55:44,240 Con-drag-ulations. 1371 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:48,078 You've each earned a legendary Legend Star. 1372 00:55:50,413 --> 00:55:54,918 And you're both one step closer to the grand finale 1373 00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:58,955 Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown for the crown. 1374 00:55:58,955 --> 00:56:02,826 Ladies, the rest of you may take a seat. 1375 00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:05,962 Fuck it up. 1376 00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:07,530 Whew. 1377 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:11,267 Two Legends stand before me. 1378 00:56:12,769 --> 00:56:15,572 Viv, Raja, 1379 00:56:15,572 --> 00:56:17,407 this is your chance to impress me, 1380 00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:19,809 win $10.000, 1381 00:56:19,809 --> 00:56:21,945 and earn the power 1382 00:56:21,945 --> 00:56:25,648 to block one of your fellow queens 1383 00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:31,121 from receiving a legendary Legend Star next week. 1384 00:56:33,923 --> 00:56:35,725 The time has come... [thunder] 1385 00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:38,428 for you to lip sync... 1386 00:56:38,428 --> 00:56:44,667 [echoing] for your legacy! 1387 00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:50,240 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1388 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:53,977 [music plays] 1389 00:56:57,580 --> 00:57:01,184 ♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪ 1390 00:57:01,184 --> 00:57:04,387 ♪ The kind you don't take home to mother ♪ 1391 00:57:04,387 --> 00:57:08,458 ♪ She will never let your spirits down ♪ 1392 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:09,893 ♪ Once you get her off the street ♪ 1393 00:57:09,893 --> 00:57:11,795 Oh, girl. 1394 00:57:11,795 --> 00:57:16,065 ♪ She's all right, she's all right ♪ 1395 00:57:16,065 --> 00:57:20,003 ♪ That girl's all right with me ♪ 1396 00:57:20,003 --> 00:57:21,538 -Raja is turning it. -Yes. 1397 00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:23,573 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1398 00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:25,909 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1399 00:57:25,909 --> 00:57:28,378 [all laugh] 1400 00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:31,181 ♪ She's a super freak, super freak ♪ 1401 00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:34,150 ♪ That girl is pretty kinky ♪ 1402 00:57:34,150 --> 00:57:36,186 ♪ The girl's a super freak ♪ 1403 00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:38,021 ♪ The kind of girl you read about ♪ 1404 00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:39,422 ♪ In New Wave magazines ♪ 1405 00:57:39,422 --> 00:57:41,558 ♪ That girl is pretty wild now ♪ 1406 00:57:41,558 --> 00:57:42,792 ♪ The girl's a super freak ♪ 1407 00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:44,994 ♪ I really like to taste her ♪ 1408 00:57:44,994 --> 00:57:46,629 ♪ Every time we meet ♪ 1409 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:50,733 ♪ She's all right, she's all right ♪ 1410 00:57:50,733 --> 00:57:55,638 ♪ That girl's all right with me ♪ 1411 00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:57,974 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1412 00:57:57,974 --> 00:58:00,143 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1413 00:58:01,811 --> 00:58:03,079 -Oh! -Oh! 1414 00:58:03,079 --> 00:58:05,482 ♪ She's a super freak, super freak ♪ 1415 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:08,284 -Nice save! -♪ She's super freaky, yeow ♪ 1416 00:58:08,284 --> 00:58:09,919 Blow, Danny! 1417 00:58:09,919 --> 00:58:13,389 [saxophone solo] 1418 00:58:17,694 --> 00:58:20,630 [cheers and applause] 1419 00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:22,098 Blow, daddy! 1420 00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:27,337 Raja! 1421 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:33,209 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1422 00:58:40,116 --> 00:58:42,552 Raja, con-drag-ulations. You're a winner. 1423 00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:44,521 No way! 1424 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:45,989 [laughter and applause] 1425 00:58:45,989 --> 00:58:48,858 You've won a cash tip of $10.000. 1426 00:58:48,858 --> 00:58:50,994 -Yes! -Oh, my God. 1427 00:58:50,994 --> 00:58:52,495 Congrats! 1428 00:58:52,495 --> 00:58:57,100 The Vivienne, you are free to slay another day. 1429 00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:59,102 You may step to the back of the stage. 1430 00:58:59,102 --> 00:59:01,337 Thank you. Thank you, everyone. 1431 00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:03,973 [applause] 1432 00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:09,612 Queens, please join Raja on the main stage. 1433 00:59:14,450 --> 00:59:19,422 Raja, with great power comes great responsibility. 1434 00:59:19,422 --> 00:59:21,991 Using the Platinum Plunger... 1435 00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:25,161 [all laugh] 1436 00:59:25,161 --> 00:59:28,565 Show us which queen you've chosen to block. 1437 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,801 I'm just gonna let the Plunger guide my way. 1438 00:59:31,801 --> 00:59:34,637 Oh! [laughs] 1439 00:59:34,637 --> 00:59:38,308 I finally get the power to block someone, 1440 00:59:38,308 --> 00:59:40,009 and I love it. 1441 00:59:40,009 --> 00:59:41,077 Hmm. 1442 00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,912 I love you. 1443 00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:44,447 How much do you love me, baby? 1444 00:59:44,447 --> 00:59:46,082 A lot. 1445 00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,383 -Monét. -[speaking gibberish] 1446 00:59:47,383 --> 00:59:50,053 [both speaking gibberish] 1447 00:59:50,053 --> 00:59:52,488 I earned it, I deserve it. 1448 00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:54,657 Somebody's gonna get blocked tonight, 1449 00:59:54,657 --> 00:59:56,659 and it's gonna be because I did it, 1450 00:59:56,659 --> 00:59:59,963 and I am ecstatic. 1451 00:59:59,963 --> 01:00:01,798 Am I--am I dead now? 1452 01:00:01,798 --> 01:00:03,333 [all laugh] 1453 01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,870 Do you love me, baby? 1454 01:00:07,870 --> 01:00:11,040 Only you. 1455 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,276 [chuckles] Hi. 1456 01:00:22,685 --> 01:00:25,755 Oh, damn. [all laugh] 1457 01:00:27,590 --> 01:00:29,058 Damn it! 1458 01:00:29,058 --> 01:00:33,896 Jaida Essence Hall, next week you can compete and even win, 1459 01:00:33,896 --> 01:00:40,370 but Raja has blocked you from earning a legendary Legend Star. 1460 01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:42,305 The sword cuts both ways. 1461 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:43,573 Ooh! 1462 01:00:43,573 --> 01:00:46,209 Con-drag-ulations, All Stars. 1463 01:00:46,209 --> 01:00:48,678 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1464 01:00:48,678 --> 01:00:50,046 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1465 01:00:50,046 --> 01:00:52,448 Can I get an "amen" up in hurr? 1466 01:00:52,448 --> 01:00:53,683 -Amen! -Amen! 1467 01:00:53,683 --> 01:00:56,252 All right. Now let the music play. 1468 01:00:56,252 --> 01:00:59,822 [music plays] 1469 01:00:59,822 --> 01:01:03,359 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 1470 01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:05,328 ♪ Cover girl ♪ 1471 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:06,863 RuPaul: Next time on All Stars... 1472 01:01:06,863 --> 01:01:08,865 [all laugh] 1473 01:01:08,865 --> 01:01:10,833 I thought we were best friends! 1474 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:12,468 Sit your ass down, sit your ass down. 1475 01:01:12,468 --> 01:01:14,037 For this week's maxi-challenge, 1476 01:01:14,037 --> 01:01:19,609 you need to create your own social media dance challenge 1477 01:01:19,609 --> 01:01:23,046 that's so enter-tainting it could go viral. 1478 01:01:26,649 --> 01:01:27,950 The fuck are you doing? 1479 01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:29,752 Remember the cinnamon challenge? 1480 01:01:29,752 --> 01:01:31,954 I hope you have a glass of milk. 1481 01:01:31,954 --> 01:01:33,923 It's gonna be a lot to swallow. 1482 01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:36,025 If you're in the top this week, who do you block? 1483 01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:38,161 Well, I would be the next to be blocked, wouldn't I be? 1484 01:01:38,161 --> 01:01:39,529 Because I've never been. 1485 01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:42,131 I wanna know what's going on when you get that plunger, 1486 01:01:42,131 --> 01:01:44,233 because those bitches know something. 1487 01:01:44,233 --> 01:01:47,270 Everything you did was funnier than the next. 1488 01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:49,939 Tonight for you, tour de farce. 1489 01:01:49,939 --> 01:01:53,376 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1490 01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:43,626 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 1491 01:02:43,626 --> 01:02:47,230 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 1492 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:02,478 ♪ Cover girl ♪