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I'm raising five kids
and I didn't miss last week.
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What's your excuse?
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- Carl!
- Mickey's gay, and we're doing it.
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I need to see you.
And Kash shot Mickey because of me.
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Put the candy back.
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But Mickey would rather go to juvie
than admit he's gay.
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Mickey's out soon?
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In a week.
If he doesn't stab anybody else.
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- I miss you.
- Say that again, I rip your tongue out.
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- What the hell is this?
- It's an admissions packet.
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For West Point?
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I'm off for my walk.
I might even make it to the mailbox.
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One hundred!
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How was last night with Jasmine
and Grandpa?
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He's married, she's married.
Seems like it works for everybody.
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David has a friend coming in from New
York. Maybe I could hook you two up.
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Liam had me up half the night
banging his head.
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- I need my own room.
- And I want a pony for Christmas.
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- What you doing here?
- Came to see Karen.
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She went with a guy to her group.
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- What group?
- Sex Addicts Anonymous.
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You Lip?
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Jody.
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Ninety-nine, 200...
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...201, 202, 203.
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Hi, Manny.
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Hi, Theresa.
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Frank!
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Wake up!
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Frank, come on,
I have something wonderful to tell you.
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Hurry. I've had an epiphany.
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Do you know what this is?
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Eggplant?
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Liberation.
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No, no, no.
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Rebirth.
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- Not with all the king's Vaseline.
- Freedom.
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- That won't fit.
- Frank--
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Fuck you, Gallagher!
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I made it all the way
to Manny's produce truck today.
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Two hundred and fourteen steps.
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I went to just do my extra 10 steps
and then I saw the eggplant...
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...and the rows of beets,
and the organic squash...
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...and I just kept going.
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Manny's pushing organic now?
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- This is just the start.
- The scourge of gentrification.
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Next he'll be hawking that coffee
grown in cat shit.
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Frank, I am shopping.
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I am part of the economy.
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I am myself again. Here we go.
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Today, a grocery truck.
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Tomorrow, the world.
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It's over.
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I always thought agoraphobia
was permanent like autism or AIDS.
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She'll be out in the world, she'll go back
to work, she'll learn the truth.
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- You're an alcoholic?
- Who owes money to everyone?
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- Who's had sex with her daughter?
- It's not sex if you can't remember it.
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- Ha, ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank.
- I'm gonna be out on my butt in weeks.
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Why don't you live at home
with your family?
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I don't like them.
And they don't like me.
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Frank squatted at my place
for six months.
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I finally bought tear gas.
Smoked him out.
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I gave myself crabs to get him out.
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- It wasn't the crabs, it was your empty fridge.
- Ha, ha, ha.
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Laugh, laugh. if laughing at me
is good for your self-worth, laugh on.
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My gift.
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- Kev.
- Yo, Antoine.
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Hurt me with some rum.
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Delivering meals
on drunk wheels again?
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- Only one delivery left.
- Go do it and come back.
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My last delivery is to Dottie Coronis.
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- I can walk there from here.
- What's wrong with Butterface?
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- Don't call her that.
I haven't seen her in a while.
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- Why is she pretending to be sick?
- She's hiding her face till Halloween.
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God gave her one hell of a rack
and legs to die for though.
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But her face...
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- You're all going to hell.
- What's wrong with Butterface?
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She had chronic indigestion.
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From her steady diet of bourbon
and dick.
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She got it checked.
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Discovered she had
a bunch of heart attacks.
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Her heart muscle is toast.
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Months to live
unless she gets a new one.
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Shit. All those years of paying
into a city pension...
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...and no one left to collect.
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Frank.
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Liam, if you want a Popsicle,
show me your hands.
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Liam, hands off your package
or no treat.
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Touching it is his treat.
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I need my own room, without Liam.
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I'm late for work. Carl, quit it.
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I can't share a room with someone
in a constant state of arousal.
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- I'm gonna be a woman soon.
- Hey. Enough.
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Frank's been gone for months.
You move into Frank's room...
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...Lip takes yours,
lan and Carl share with Liam.
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Frank will be back.
In bed by midnight. No exceptions.
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Here he comes.
You didn't have to come with me.
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- Bad neighborhood.
- We live in a bad neighborhood.
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But we're related to the bad people
in our neighborhood.
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- What the hell's he doing here?
- Hey.
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He thought I needed protection.
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Oh, yeah?
You may think you know my sister.
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But you don't know my sister
till you've fought my sister.
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- She's protecting your ass.
- You smell like barbecue sauce.
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- Smell like what?
- What did Dad tell you?
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- Ow! Fuck the police?
- No titty twisters now that I'm a C cup.
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C cup? Bitch, you wish.
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Hey. Fuck you, fuck you,
and especially fuck you.
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All right. Jesus. Let's get out of here
before they throw you back in.
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Who the hell is it?
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It's Frank Gallagher, Dottie.
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Get off my property.
- I brought your pasta primavera.
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Eat shit, Frank.
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Well, I would, but I recently went vegan.
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Honestly, Dottie,
Antoine told us your news.
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I've had some health setbacks myself.
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Wanted to tell you
the crew at the bar's thinking of you.
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Thought I'd bring your dinner over,
tell you in person.
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- No lasagna left?
- I grabbed the last one he had.
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Enjoying your night?
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I'm watching one of those "fat people
hate themselves for being fat" shows.
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Makes me feel healthy.
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I love that show. I hate fat people.
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Did you hear a beep?
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Guy locking his car.
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Look, I'm missing my show.
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You mind if I join you?
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I haven't showered, and I'm not gonna.
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Makes two of us.
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And it's not an invitation to stay.
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Couch. Fat-people show. Leave.
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- I'm not a bed and breakfast.
- Roger that.
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There you go.
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I got the fashion that you want a piece of
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- Oh, yeah
- So full of passion and so full of love
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Excuse me.
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I'll make you want a piece of me
Again and again
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I loved that last song.
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- I could be bad, but I could also be nice
- Oh, yeah
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This is the high life
This is the fame
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Okay, either he doesn't have a dick,
or the dick he does have does not function.
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Or the five girls a night
who give him their number...
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...give him more than their number
and the man is just tired.
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- Ha, ha, ha.
- Desperate whore-wife's back with sugar grampy.
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Can you say that with head-bobbing
and that finger-snapping thing?
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She's a married mother flaunting
the geriatric she's sleeping with.
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- He's 50.
- He looks it.
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And he's rich,
so work that cleavage and smile.
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- Hey, Veronica.
- Hi, baby.
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- Hi, David.
- Hello, David. Looking sharp.
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Jazz says I'm springing for Cristal
or I'm going home alone.
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We don't want you to be lonely,
do we?
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Handsome man like this? No ma'am.
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- Ooh.
- Ah, yes.
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Hot as balls tonight.
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So I'm taking Geometry, Algebra 2,
Trigonometry, Chemistry.
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During the summer?
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Well, I'm trying to get into West Point.
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Heh. You want the Army
to give you a gun, all you gotta do is enlist.
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Recruiting station's, like,
two blocks that way.
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But I wanna be an officer.
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You wanna be an officer, huh?
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Don't officers get shot first?
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Here. Shotgun.
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Oh.
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You make a lot of friends
on the inside?
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You wanna chit-chat more
or you wanna get on me?
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Plasma?
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LED. Shh.
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I saw this footage my daughter
shot of me and I broke down.
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Nice picture.
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- Vibrant.
- Can I watch my program, please?
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And sit in the chair. I don't want you
stretching out on the couch...
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...and Rip van Winkling it
for the next five years.
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I have taken what used to be a nice,
normal body and I have stretched it...
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Did you hear a beep?
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The smoke-alarm battery is dying.
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If they find a heart, they're supposed
to beep me on this thing.
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It means I go straight to the hospital.
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They gotta find different sounds
for different things. Everything beeps.
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Smoke alarms, hearing aids,
microwaves, cell phones.
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I'm gonna have a heart attack
waiting for my transplant.
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You got a nine-volt battery?
I can change that for you.
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In the junk drawer, under the microwave.
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- Frank?
- Antoine.
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I borrowed your keys so I could help.
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I went to White Castle and bought this,
I thought she'd be starving by now.
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She's not. Thank you.
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Frank?
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I need a lover
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Uh-huh
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I need a man, a fucking man
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- Whoo!
- Huh!
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Sorry. Two mudslides and a line of blow,
I get grabby.
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David's doing a rail. Want some?
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- Can't.
- Can.
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You gotta slow down on the work
and enjoy the summer.
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I'll keep that in mind when I'm feeding
my family dog food in January.
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David's friend Richard is
coming to town tomorrow.
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Meet him.
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00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,769
We'll make them take us out
on the town.
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Instead of worrying about
making money, we'll spend theirs.
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- Not into married guys.
- I never said he was married.
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Meet him.
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Before you know it, shit will start
sagging, leg veins will pop up...
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...and you won't be able to screw
without handfuls of Astroglide.
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I'm 21.
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Doesn't make you a kept woman,
makes you a smart one.
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Who wants to move this party
back to my pied-a-terre?
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Me. You. Fiona?
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Uh, another time.
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- You ask about Richard?
- She's thinking about it.
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Come on, I need an accomplice.
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Plus, when I tell Hal we're going out
for a girl's night, I won't be lying. Heh, heh, heh.
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Bye.
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Liam.
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Ah...
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Always wanted to do that here!
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Get back at that commissioner
who kicked me off my baseball team...
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- ...for pissing on first base.
- I remember.
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You heard about that?
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I was playing second.
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Fucking tough guy, huh?
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Not much to do in the joint
but work out.
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- You could read.
- Fuck off.
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I'm fucked for life anyway, man.
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Wanna sneak into the Sox game
tomorrow?
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No, man. I gotta get me a job.
If I don't get one in two weeks...
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...my probation skank's
gonna do it for me.
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And I'm gonna end up losing a limb
at the meat-packing plant.
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- Maybe she'll find something better.
- She ain't gonna find fuck all.
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My dad had to threaten this mook
he knows to get me a job tarring roofs.
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00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,846
Maybe you could head to Malcolm X,
take some vocational training.
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Why the fuck are we talking about
community college right now?
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00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,728
You wanna spread a blanket out
and look for shooting stars next?
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00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,317
I could talk to Linda.
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I'm sorry, you want me to work
at the place I got shot?
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Redemption tale.
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00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,157
- What would I be doing?
- Helping.
240
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,661
- I ain't cleaning up after people.
- It's a pretty clean store, Mickey.
241
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,497
What about security?
You know, scaring people like me...
242
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,791
...who come into the store
trying to steal.
243
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,918
Stealing's been down
since your shooting.
244
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,005
Do whatever you want, man.
You brought it up.
245
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,173
All right.
246
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,136
You ready to go again
or you need some time, fire crotch?
247
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,629
- How's Jody?
- He's good.
248
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,465
As good as me?
249
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:34,635
- We're still not having sex.
- Right, because his name's Jody.
250
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,638
- Heh.
- Is that a real name or a nickname?
251
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:42,143
You know, isn't it kind of creepy
that a guy who's twice your age...
252
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,730
...keeps hanging around you
but hasn't tried to get in your pants yet?
253
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,857
- Ah.
- You two getting serious?
254
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,152
Stop talking about my boyfriend
and fuck me.
255
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,698
Smoke alarm working,
fan back up to speed. What now?
256
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,160
I could give you some rope
to hang yourself from it.
257
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,788
- Or you could just leave.
- How's your daughter?
258
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:05,374
- Same.
- Any complications from that skin graft?
259
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,003
Haven't talked
since she moved to Sweden.
260
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,757
- What the hell's she doing in Sweden?
- Avoiding me.
261
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,760
- I'm off to bed.
- Bed?
262
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,553
It's 11.
263
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,766
- We used to close the Alibi every night.
- We used to do lots of things.
264
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,185
Anything else I can do for you?
265
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,271
What's the deal, Frank?
266
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,690
What, did Sheila Jackson
finally throw you out?
267
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,275
Just offering my services.
268
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,528
Stalking up
on your corporal works of mercy.
269
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:36,781
One friend helping out another.
270
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,284
The upstairs bathroom's
clogged pretty bad.
271
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,871
I could lie and say it was roots
growing in the pipes, but it's all me.
272
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,207
And a half dozen of those adult wipes.
273
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:49,669
I never used those wipes myself.
Thought they were an extravagance.
274
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:53,131
Little did I know how nice it feels
to polish things up down there.
275
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,514
Let yourself out.
276
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,642
There's nothing worth stealing
you can carry.
277
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,945
Mother of God.
278
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,042
Jesus.
279
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,387
Shit. Shit.
280
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,223
Oh, fuck.
281
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,395
Wanna go to a rave up in Lake Forest
this weekend?
282
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,105
If I hated myself.
283
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,275
Jody knows a guy, Henry Woodhouse,
who can send out a tweet...
284
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:58,029
...and get over a thousand people to
show anywhere in less than two hours.
285
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,739
Like a flash mob, but more fun.
286
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:02,325
Excepting the fact that
it's in Lake Forest...
287
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,328
...and Lake Forest kids are there.
288
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,288
You wanna do something
tomorrow night?
289
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,750
Probably watching Wipeout with Jody.
He loves that show.
290
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:15,546
People running around, wiping out.
Big balls. it's hilarious. Ha, ha.
291
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,006
We make popcorn and laugh.
292
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,550
Yeah, it sounds like
a crazy summer night.
293
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:23,930
We're keeping each other company
trying to avoid familiar patterns.
294
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:28,517
Mm-hm.
And, um, how do you characterize this?
295
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,270
Helps me sleep.
296
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,689
Text me when he leaves, all right?
297
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,157
You sleeping here now?
298
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,660
No, just leaving actually.
299
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,329
Good to see you, son.
300
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,375
GFY, Dad.
301
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,226
Shit.
302
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,892
Wha--?
303
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,020
Who the hell are you?
304
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:38,814
I rent room. Frank give me key.
305
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,317
Have baby.
306
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,051
Got time for my legs?
Gotta drive old people around all day.
307
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:10,888
- Too hot out for stubbly legs.
- Old people excursion day? Yay.
308
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,141
Do me a favor and kill me
if I start losing my mind when I'm old.
309
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,143
Will do.
- In my community...
310
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:19,313
...if one of the elders felt
they were too much of a burden...
311
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:24,110
...they would wander out into the snow
and give themselves to the elements.
312
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,153
You come from twisted stock.
313
00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,572
Alrighty, I'm all lathered.
314
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,324
Have at it.
315
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:36,247
Jody has hair longer than Fiona's and a
motorcycle with a luggage compartment.
316
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:37,790
Test me on the theorems.
317
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,751
- If A equals B, then B equals A.
- Symmetric.
318
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,629
He might as well get a windshield
and call it a car.
319
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,965
- A equals A
Reflexive.
320
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,926
- Maybe it's a phase.
- She hasn't even slept with him yet.
321
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,761
- Come, honey.
- What's next?
322
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,889
- Maybe he's a eunuch.
- Maybe she just likes him.
323
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,308
Lip, why are you sleeping in my bed?
324
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,519
- Ask her.
I moved Liam.
325
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:01,897
I can't be in the same room
where Liam is constantly masturbating.
326
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,108
It's not masturbating
if nothing comes out.
327
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,609
According to whom?
328
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,154
- My friend Jack O'Donnell.
- Not true.
329
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:10,865
- It's kind of true.
- Not legally true.
330
00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:14,201
- Liam can be arrested for masturbating?
- No. Listen up--
331
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:18,289
What is the age where it's inappropriate
to arouse yourself in front of others...
332
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:20,666
- ...even if nothing comes out?
- Two years old.
333
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,545
Hey, Gallaghers.
I need focus and cooperation.
334
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:28,340
Unfortunately, Frank has rented out
his room to a pregnant woman.
335
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,509
- I told them.
- You let her in last night?
336
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,928
She let herself in. She has a key.
337
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:36,390
Besides she's from China.
They kill extra babies there.
338
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,851
- Liam needs to go back in with you.
- No.
339
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,562
- Debbie--
- What's done is done.
340
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,942
Okay.
341
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,112
- For now, Liam's in the boys room.
- What?
342
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,865
- Four guy in one room?
- Isn't that a health violation?
343
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:56,285
I'll find Frank and figure this out.
Until then, four in the room.
344
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:14,637
Five hundred. Five hundred.
345
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:16,931
Frank. Frank.
346
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,517
It's 500 more steps.
347
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:23,687
Five hundred more steps, sweetie,
and I get to the L.
348
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:29,193
Honey, and I can maybe get my job back
at St. Stephen's cafeteria.
349
00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:34,573
Sweetie, and go off disability.
Frank, isn't that exciting?
350
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,743
- Do you wanna walk with me today?
- Gotta work.
351
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:43,249
- Those are Eddie's tools.
- Yes, they are.
352
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:50,631
Hello. Oh, hi, Fiona. He's right here.
353
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,217
- It's Fiona.
- What now?
354
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:55,219
Somebody just dropped off
$200 for you.
355
00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,555
- Said he owed you and thanks.
- Who?
356
00:25:57,764 --> 00:26:00,724
- Unshaven, flannel shirt, cauliflower ear.
- What happened?
357
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:02,851
- Tommy Armada?
- I'm leaving 50 for you...
358
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,522
- ...but I'm buying groceries with the rest.
- That is my money, Fiona!
359
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,023
Bravo.
360
00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:11,110
Give him hell, sis. We're off to work.
361
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:16,740
Sheila, when I'm talking on the phone,
I can only talk to one person at a time.
362
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,910
We've talked about this.
Whispering doesn't help.
363
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:24,999
The rush is starting.
364
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,631
- Ever eat a dog?
- Where Frank?
365
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:35,426
Chocolate-covered sparrow?
366
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:42,808
- Where's the money?
- Ask Kung Fu Panda.
367
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,187
- You tricked me?
- You gave somebody a key?
368
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,024
- Are we gonna get bird flu?
- No. Go watch the kids.
369
00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:52,359
INS raided her maternity hideout.
370
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,987
I was clearing my stomach
outside the Alibi.
371
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:58,949
- I found her huddled by the dumpster.
- So you dumped her on us?
372
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,785
We're giving her a home
till the baby is born American.
373
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:05,497
- How much she paying you?
- Democracy is built one baby at a time.
374
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,042
I'm calling lNS.
Give me what's left of the money.
375
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,461
This is a human rights issue.
376
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,380
Chicago. immigration
and Nationalization Service, please.
377
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,925
- "Naturalization."
- Naturalization.
378
00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:18,761
Ninety bucks a week.
379
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,096
For bed, rice and tea.
380
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,266
You know, historically,
if I double your lie, I get the truth.
381
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,769
So she's already given you 180?
382
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,354
A little over 200.
383
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:31,231
Why always the deception stutter-step
before the truth?
384
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:34,777
Because it extends our quality
father-daughter time.
385
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,739
- Give me what's left.
- Let immigration do its job.
386
00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:41,742
- You spent all of it.
- Wrong. Wrong.
387
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,624
- Seventeen dollars?
- And change.
388
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,042
Please, just go.
389
00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:54,213
Leave and go do whatever it is you do
that doesn't require you being here.
390
00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:56,882
People are in and out of here
like it's a whorehouse.
391
00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,760
- I didn't think you'd notice.
- I notice that you're here.
392
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:02,554
And the only reason why
is that you thought money came.
393
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,307
You know what goes on
when you're not here? Life.
394
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:12,523
You can stay until the baby's born,
but you're helping with the daycare.
395
00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:16,402
- Get in the kitchen and fill sippy cups.
- No English.
396
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:18,946
Start filling cups with juice,
or I'll have you...
397
00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:23,409
...and your commie fetus deported
faster than you can say Saigon.
398
00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:26,328
Okay, guys,
I'm going upstairs to my office.
399
00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:28,622
Debs and Ethel are in charge.
400
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,291
Keep away from the pool,
or you'll drown.
401
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,129
- Any spare rooms at Sheila's?
- No.
402
00:28:35,338 --> 00:28:37,423
We gonna have a brother
that looks like Jet Li?
403
00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:39,007
I didn't knock that woman up.
404
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,552
I am giving her sanctuary
in a hostile country.
405
00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:43,262
Your sister doesn't get that.
406
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:45,723
I don't like the way she talks to me
in my home.
407
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:47,266
You just gotta laugh it off.
408
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,518
I don't need platitudes
from an 8-year-old.
409
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,811
I'm 10.
410
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:54,273
Well, if you wanna make it to 11,
don't tell me what to find funny.
411
00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:57,192
And every day
you wake up breathing...
412
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,820
...you should be coloring me
a note of gratitude...
413
00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:02,072
...that the half of you
that came from me...
414
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:05,492
...wasn't spooged on your mother's neck,
but guided by yours truly...
415
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:08,162
...to get up inside of her
to start the life of you.
416
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:11,749
So walk and talk with gratitude, son.
417
00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:16,628
I was just kidding.
418
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,714
Funny, huh? Laugh it off.
419
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:27,306
Fifteen minutes, Joe.
It's excursion day.
420
00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:29,725
Fifteen minutes.
421
00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,060
Van leaves in 15.
422
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,521
Excursion day.
423
00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:36,482
Fifteen minutes.
424
00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:40,402
Excursion day. Excursion day.
Fifteen minutes.
425
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,863
Whoa, a little heads-up, guys.
426
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,451
- Fifteen minutes, Ms. Clare.
- Where we going?
427
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:50,329
Some driving, some appointments,
some shopping.
428
00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:52,122
Ooh. Thrill a minute.
429
00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:56,919
I don't make the schedule, Clare,
I just drive the van. Fifteen minutes.
430
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,519
Yoo-hoo.
431
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,526
You look ridiculous.
432
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,570
Thought I'd bring my tools by,
last-minute tweaks.
433
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:27,533
You're tweaking my nap time.
Come back in two hours.
434
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:29,993
I'm headed to the store.
You got a grocery list?
435
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,913
- I'm all set.
- How about some ice cream?
436
00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:34,790
Snacks?
437
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,585
- What's the deal, Frank?
- The new me, Dottie.
438
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,463
Just trying to help out,
change my course, make amends.
439
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,882
- You in AA now?
- Oh, God, no.
440
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:48,011
But I like everything about AA,
except the no alcohol part.
441
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,603
Thanks for fixing my toilet.
442
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,439
Sure I can't get you some pop?
443
00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:03,277
Frank, my heart muscles
are decomposing as we speak.
444
00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:05,529
You wanna pump up my triglycerides?
445
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:11,660
All right. All right.
446
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:16,290
I could use some Cool Ranch Doritos
and some Zantac.
447
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:19,042
Like whiskey and a chaser, eh?
448
00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:43,859
Get your change purses out.
First stop, Dollar Tree.
449
00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:02,711
So I'm bringing your drawings
to the old folks tonight.
450
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,880
They loved your ones from last week.
451
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,883
But this week's assignment
is anything other than rainbows.
452
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:11,511
They're sick of rainbows.
And when they get sick, they die.
453
00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:19,186
That's so pretty.
What are you trying to draw?
454
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:40,248
Ian, bring me a cheese
sandwich. Cheddar with hot mustard.
455
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:41,917
- You got it.
- And tell Mickey...
456
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,336
...a packet of gum goes missing,
he's gone.
457
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:48,423
And tell your buddies, I'm keeping tabs
on how many cases they're moving...
458
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:52,761
- ...so don't get cute. I know my inventory.
- We're taking six cases of beer, Linda.
459
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:56,682
You two can put that back, or I can
crack your skulls on the pavement.
460
00:32:58,267 --> 00:33:01,853
Can you and Sergeant Slaughter here
help me out with some cases of pop?
461
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,522
Yep.
462
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,943
Hey, you want me to get you some
blow? Uppers, downers, Special K?
463
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:11,113
You know, thanks, Mickey,
but we're keeping it old school.
464
00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:14,950
You know, beer, joints, cigarettes.
That kind of thing. No one under 14.
465
00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:18,245
- That's giving up a big market.
- Helps keep my conscience clean.
466
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:24,751
Hey, lan. Can you have Linda order some
more Rocket Pops? They're moving well.
467
00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,963
And keep it up with those
geometry theorems, all right?
468
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:30,257
- We'll hit them tomorrow.
- Will do.
469
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,347
Geometry theorems? For the Army?
470
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:41,518
Artilleries. Mortars. Bomb trajectories.
It's all geometry.
471
00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:44,688
I mean, it's confusing at first,
but you put in enough hours...
472
00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:46,690
...study hard, you can learn anything.
473
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,692
So not true.
474
00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:51,820
Sometimes effort
does not enhance ability.
475
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:56,616
Study if you must,
but if it don't stick, move on...
476
00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:59,536
...focus on something you're good at.
477
00:34:00,496 --> 00:34:02,664
Put this on Dottie Coronis' account.
478
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,542
- We don't have accounts, Frank.
- I'm just the errand boy.
479
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,586
I gave my last cash to Fiona.
480
00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:10,005
Dottie's dying.
You know where her house is.
481
00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:11,715
Nineteen-oh-six.
482
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:14,134
She's in trouble.
She's gonna die next week.
483
00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:16,470
When that happens,
take it out of her estate.
484
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:18,138
Hey, Frank.
485
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:21,850
Why don't you check your pockets again?
Maybe you overlooked something.
486
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,895
- You work here now?
- Trial basis.
487
00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:33,695
You know what, Mick, you may be--
Look at that.
488
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,822
That should cover it.
489
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:39,701
Hey, have a great sabbatical
from your incarceration.
490
00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:45,373
That the kind of leadership
you plan on bringing to the Army?
491
00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,584
Said last night's bottom.
492
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:51,046
Whatever. Liking what I like
don't make me a bitch.
493
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:53,465
Can you turn on the AC please?
494
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:56,093
It's on full blast, hon.
I'm chilly.
495
00:34:56,302 --> 00:35:00,097
CVS. I've got coupon packets.
Who needs one?
496
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,140
Clare?
497
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:05,060
Chock-full of paper towels, thanks.
498
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,606
Why'd you even come if you don't wanna
do any of the things we're doing?
499
00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:15,612
Beats watching Judge Judy and waiting
for my brain to collapse in on itself.
500
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,582
Shot of Maker's Mark, Kate.
501
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,133
You and I had a good thing once,
didn't we?
502
00:35:36,342 --> 00:35:38,552
- We did not.
- I always liked you.
503
00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:40,053
You were fun.
504
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,681
- What happened?
- I stopped drinking.
505
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:47,477
- Why?
- I kept waking up next to you.
506
00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:50,147
Better hit me again.
507
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,861
Antoine told us what you did.
508
00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:58,446
I brought a hungry,
sick friend her dinner.
509
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,782
It is amazing
how low you're willing to go.
510
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,201
Did you lecture Antoine
about getting loaded...
511
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:05,245
...while Dottie starved
waiting for him?
512
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:07,122
You actually went over there?
513
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:11,293
Feed the hungry, tend to the sick.
I'm walking the walk.
514
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:13,420
She's gonna die soon.
What are you after?
515
00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:15,046
Her home? Her pension?
516
00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:17,257
I may love her.
517
00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:18,884
I don't know.
518
00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:23,305
Time will tell.
519
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:34,524
"And so the pizza decides
to go look for his friends. The end."
520
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,652
That is not the truth.
521
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,321
Who wants a bonus story?
522
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,114
Me!
523
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:46,077
This is called Fiona's Thoughts:
Sophomore Year, 2006.
524
00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:50,790
"Flirted with Craig Heisner today.
His ass looked great in his jeans.
525
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,501
I bet he could really pick me up
and throw me around.
526
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,254
I thought about him doing me
the rest of the day.
527
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,549
Craig Heisner, Craig Heisner,
Craig Heisner.
528
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:01,843
Part of me wishes
I saved my virginity...
529
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,179
...so Craig could be the one
who popped my--"
530
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:07,224
Story time's over. Who wants
to go outside and blow bubbles?
531
00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:09,142
- Me.
- Okay.
532
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:11,811
Come on, everybody.
Get with your buddy.
533
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:15,106
- You still wanna blow Craig?
- Where'd you get this?
534
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,442
- Under the stairs.
- Why is your mattress here?
535
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,028
- Need a place to sleep.
- You have a place to sleep.
536
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,279
Take it back upstairs.
537
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:25,075
And when you find something
that isn't yours, keep it that way.
538
00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:28,620
Carl, where are you going?
539
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,834
I've got some hard candies.
540
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:37,629
Some lemon and some cherry.
541
00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:39,673
My bag is almost full, Veronica.
542
00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,925
Good, Denise.
Did you get some good stuff?
543
00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:44,970
No, my pee bag.
544
00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:48,807
Yeah, okay.
I'll change it out at the next stop.
545
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:56,231
Can't you take us to the movies
or bowling or an lndian casino?
546
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,860
Foot clinic.
Who needs help walking in?
547
00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:19,587
I know you were just trying to be funny,
but privacy's important.
548
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:22,674
What are you doing?
549
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:25,885
I need my own room too.
Privacy's important.
550
00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:33,935
Tell you what. How bought we spruce up
the van for you for a week or two?
551
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,438
- Like camping?
- Without a tent.
552
00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,898
Awesome.
553
00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:55,832
Veronica, please,
couldn't we walk around the park?
554
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,543
They only pay me to be upbeat
and on time.
555
00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:00,879
Yeah, but we're stopped in traffic.
556
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:04,257
Let us touch some grass
before we drop dead.
557
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:08,470
But they put out cookies at 4:00
back at the home.
558
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:13,350
I will buy you a case of cookies,
Denise.
559
00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:15,643
So now I'm the jerk.
560
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,063
Just for once let us go off schedule...
561
00:39:18,272 --> 00:39:21,691
...and excursion somewhere
worth excursioning to?
562
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:26,237
- It is a great day for a walk.
- We could make snow angels.
563
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,909
- Ten minutes.
- Thank you.
564
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,410
God loves you.
565
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:36,247
Yeah, if that were true,
he'd have made me white and rich.
566
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:49,886
They were out of the Cool Ranch.
I think it's the heat.
567
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,473
People will go anywhere for relief,
huh? Heh, heh.
568
00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:56,351
"Refrigerator vents need dusting
and vacuuming.
569
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,687
Clean gutters,
remove hornet's nest in garage...
570
00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:02,941
...scrape windows and repaint them,
remove wallpaper."
571
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:05,402
- Big list.
- You can always just leave.
572
00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:10,949
No, no.
It's always good to have some tasks.
573
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,201
I brought you some bubble bath.
574
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:16,496
I know the upstairs bathroom
was out of commission for a while...
575
00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:22,085
...and a nice bath might be,
you know, very relaxing.
576
00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:24,045
Frank.
577
00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:28,591
Bit early, isn't it? Nobody ever asked me
to bed before 2:30 in the morning.
578
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:31,386
- Dottie.
- I know everyone calls me "Butterface."
579
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,639
There's nothing I can do about it.
Not now, anyway.
580
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:38,977
- Let me draw you a bath.
- You're not getting in with me.
581
00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:43,523
How is it that you and I both spent
so much time at the Alibi...
582
00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:46,234
...but we never hooked up?
583
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:49,195
Only good thing about being
a female butterface...
584
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:54,909
...is I actually get better looking to men
as the night goes on, whereas you...
585
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,664
Whereas I what?
586
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:03,334
Wait, am I the male butterface?
587
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:10,550
- Yay, Harry! Go, Harry, go!
- Yay, Harry.
588
00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:13,595
- Yay, Harry.
- That Harry still has it, huh?
589
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:15,263
Oh, I like Harry.
590
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,182
Good shot, Harry. Way to go.
591
00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:19,976
I like Bruce too.
592
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:21,978
And Tony.
593
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:29,027
Whoo!
594
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,454
- There you go. Thank you.
- Thank you.
595
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:40,872
We are crushing it.
596
00:41:41,081 --> 00:41:43,500
Nothing pays like hipsters,
minors and the elderly.
597
00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:45,668
V, start bringing those geezers
every day.
598
00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:49,714
- They love their sugar.
- Shit, Denise needs her insulin shot.
599
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,508
- Love you.
- Love you.
600
00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:53,301
- Bye, Lip.
- Bye-bye.
601
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,720
- How much you got?
- About 50.
602
00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,432
Hey, um-- Ahem.
603
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,227
If a chick, you know,
she's taking it slow with a guy...
604
00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:05,104
...not sleeping with him,
what do you think that means?
605
00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:07,023
Means you're not getting laid.
606
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:10,026
Timmy, this is your third one.
That's it for today, okay?
607
00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,070
Don't come back
unless it's to buy pot.
608
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,865
Gotta watch out for the chicks
that don't sleep with you.
609
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:18,117
You know what it means?
Means they like you.
610
00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,744
Like, "like you" like you.
611
00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:21,454
Like, "love you" like you.
612
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,707
They keep, you know, holding back
because they're so into you...
613
00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:28,044
...but they're also waiting for you
to grasp how awesome they are.
614
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,797
So when you do end up having sex
for the first time...
615
00:42:31,006 --> 00:42:33,466
...you're, you know,
making love or some shit.
616
00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:37,971
Oh, and the experience, because you've
been waiting so long for a little action...
617
00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:41,641
...that when you do have sex, it's some
other-worldy, connected thing...
618
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:45,311
...which makes you think you can be
in a long-haul kind of commitment.
619
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:48,398
- Two Buds and a spliff, please.
- How old are you?
620
00:42:48,607 --> 00:42:50,650
Fifteen. Here's four 5s.
Keep the change.
621
00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:51,943
Raise your arms.
622
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,487
Come back when you grow hair
on your pits.
623
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:57,031
- I shave.
- Get out of here.
624
00:42:57,241 --> 00:43:00,159
Chicks that hang out with you
and don't sleep with you...
625
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,829
...run the other way, dude.
626
00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:05,540
Because she's ready to stop playing
and settle down.
627
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,547
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
628
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:16,426
All right, everyone.
Party time is over. Let's go.
629
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:22,849
Let's go, let's go. Come on, Ms. Clare.
630
00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:25,101
Come on, Clare. I got you.
631
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:28,730
Did you have fun? Harry, come on.
632
00:43:34,528 --> 00:43:38,740
- I knocked in two runs.
- You were sensational, Tony.
633
00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:40,992
- Harry.
- I'm hurrying.
634
00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:44,287
- Veronica, thank you.
- You're welcome.
635
00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:46,539
How about next week we...?
636
00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:50,168
We go on one of those
booze-cruise things?
637
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:51,711
On the lake at sunset.
638
00:43:52,087 --> 00:43:55,214
That costs money, Clare.
Money most people here don't have.
639
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,263
Harry?
640
00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:05,224
Cal 911.
641
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,968
- Frank.
- Roger that.
642
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,574
- Veronica?
- Debbie?
643
00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:06,703
I brought some artwork from the kids.
644
00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:09,622
For Ginger and Harry.
645
00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:16,379
- Did she--?
- My grandson Paul has died.
646
00:45:16,588 --> 00:45:19,424
It's, uh-- it's Harry, Debs.
647
00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:27,223
Veronica.
648
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:31,394
Sell this for me.
649
00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:36,190
And then I'm taking everyone
to the lndian casino.
650
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,921
- Ooh. Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
651
00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:01,549
You went to high school
with this Craig Heisner?
652
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,635
He's hot. You should poke him.
653
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:05,970
Fuck Facebook.
654
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,681
I'll poke him for you, if you want.
655
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,142
- What are you doing?
- Sending a message.
656
00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:13,853
- Don't.
- Did. Sent him your number.
657
00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:17,231
- What's the opposite of "thank you"?
- Hey, guys.
658
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,066
Hey.
659
00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:21,319
- I can get laid on my own.
- He's cute, huh?
660
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:23,321
- Richard. Hi.
- Hey.
661
00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:24,739
- Nice to see you.
- You too.
662
00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:27,700
Fiona, this is Richard,
who you wanted to meet.
663
00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:29,619
- Hi, Richard.
- Hi.
664
00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:32,371
Shall we begin with some appletinis?
665
00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:35,124
I'll put the order in right now.
666
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,504
Oh! Ha, ha.
667
00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:43,966
Wanna watch the lotto numbers?
668
00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:48,638
That's enough of a visit for today.
669
00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:52,350
Finish the list tomorrow.
670
00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:59,857
Wait. I want you.
671
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,362
Frank.
672
00:47:04,571 --> 00:47:07,240
- How is it that I never had this?
- Stop.
673
00:47:07,449 --> 00:47:11,160
Two drunken ships passing
in a harbor swill hole.
674
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,746
We'll make up for lost time.
675
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:19,669
Frank, I can't have sex. Okay?
676
00:47:19,878 --> 00:47:21,170
I'm not thrilled about it.
677
00:47:21,588 --> 00:47:24,882
- The one thing I'm good at, I can't do.
- We'll go slow.
678
00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:26,968
- I don't know slow.
- I'll teach you.
679
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:31,097
Frank, I haven't exactly
lived a life of restraint.
680
00:47:31,306 --> 00:47:34,267
I can't push it while I'm waiting
for my transplant.
681
00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:38,855
If my BP goes above 120 over 80,
my heart explodes.
682
00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:40,940
Don't you get it?
683
00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:44,193
If we fuck, I die.
684
00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:56,497
Hey, Gary. See you tomorrow. Thanks.
685
00:48:01,837 --> 00:48:04,547
You had no interest in my showing up
tonight, did you?
686
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,340
What'd she tell you?
687
00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:10,386
That you saw a photo
and couldn't wait to meet me.
688
00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:12,930
- I saw no photo.
- Well, she has no photo.
689
00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:15,766
So why'd you come?
690
00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:18,853
Well, my company does about
$250 million worth of business...
691
00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:22,106
...with David's company,
and he's fond of Jasmine.
692
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,650
I didn't wanna be the one
to upset the concubine.
693
00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:28,863
How much longer
do we need to keep talking...
694
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:31,782
...to make it seem like
we really gave it a shot?
695
00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:34,368
Two or three more minutes. Tops.
696
00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:39,498
- You wanna see a photo of me now?
- I'm good.
697
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:43,502
Fully decent. it's me in grade school
after I lost my first tooth.
698
00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:47,632
- The style's coming back.
- Did it ever arrive?
699
00:48:47,841 --> 00:48:51,969
With the lroquois. And punk rock.
700
00:48:54,556 --> 00:48:56,223
So how does this arrangement work?
701
00:48:56,767 --> 00:49:02,438
I dress pretty, hang on your arm,
we have sex a couple times a month...
702
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:06,359
...then you give me credit cards
to buy shit that I like but don't need?
703
00:49:06,568 --> 00:49:08,819
I have no idea.
704
00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:11,155
I'm just here because I was invited.
705
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,698
I don't make it a habit...
706
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:16,410
...of hanging around women that
don't have any interest in being with me.
707
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:19,789
- Ho-ho-ho. You think you always know.
- How does anybody know anything?
708
00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:22,959
I mean, if I'm not laughing
and the woman's not laughing...
709
00:49:23,168 --> 00:49:25,294
...that's a good sign
that's it's not working.
710
00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:27,171
But if we're both smiling?
711
00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:29,674
There are worse ways
to spend an evening.
712
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:33,094
- You're not married?
- What do you got against married guys?
713
00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:37,014
- I'm not into liars.
- They're not lying to you.
714
00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:42,436
Night, Richard.
715
00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:46,732
You should go get that Mohawk.
Could restart the trend.
716
00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:50,528
Nice to meet you, Fiona.
717
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:30,086
Fuck!
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