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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,512 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 2 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:12,713 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,115 SHAKE IT, DUDE! 4 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:22,090 * 5 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:32,266 * ONE, TWO, DO IT * 6 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,701 * ONE, TWO, THREE 7 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,136 - * FOUR 8 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:38,072 * FOUR 9 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:44,545 [fog horn in the distance] 10 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,280 - WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE? 11 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,150 - MY GUESS, ALTOONA. 12 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,152 - WHERE'D YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS PLACE AGAIN? 13 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,354 - I READ ABOUT IT IN O. - [scoffing] 14 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,156 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL DOUCHE ADS. 15 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,557 - WELL, I'LL HAVE TO GET YOU A SUBSCRIPTION 16 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,427 FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 17 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,462 - SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS IS IT. 18 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:04,498 - AHA. 19 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,467 [sighs] 20 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:15,309 WE'RE HERE FOR THE FELDMAN BAR MITZVAH. 21 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:16,644 [chuckles] 22 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:19,613 - EH, COME ON. 23 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:23,717 [door slams] 24 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,253 - UGH. - DON'T DO THAT. 25 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,887 DON'T DO THAT. WATCH IT, WATCH IT. 26 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,257 - NO, NO, NO. - OH, YEAH. 27 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:32,593 [moans and indistinct chatter] 28 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:35,229 - COME ON. 29 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,275 - YOUR COCK IS REALLY HARD. 30 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,777 - YEAH, TRY FROZEN SOLID. - HMM. 31 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:52,780 YOU DON'T SUPPOSE MY TONGUE'LL STICK TO IT, DO YOU? 32 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:58,686 [men moaning] 33 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,654 - YEAH. - YOUR HANDS ARE COLD. 34 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:03,557 - I'M COMING. 35 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,293 - [gasps] 36 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,828 - ARE YOU OKAY? - THE METAL'S FUCKING FREEZING. 37 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,530 - THIS SUCKS. 38 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,899 - AND NOT IN A POSITIVE, LIFE-AFFIRMING WAY. 39 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,402 - THERE HAS TO BE SOMEPLACE ELSE WE CAN GO. 40 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:17,638 - [sighs] 41 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,341 [grunting] 42 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,823 - [moans] 43 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,829 [sighs] 44 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:47,268 - [gasps] 45 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,803 [both panting] 46 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:53,541 - AH, THAT WAS GREAT. 47 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:56,810 - A-MAZING. 48 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,679 - AND CLIMATE-CONTROLLED. 49 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:02,616 - [chuckles] 50 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:07,488 STOCKWELL'S FINALLY DONE IT. 51 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,858 FORCED US TO STAY AT HOME AND FUCK IN OUR BEDS. 52 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,626 - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HELPED HIM 53 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,596 TURN US INTO STRAIGHT, LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS. 54 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:23,203 - CALL ME DR. SPIN. 55 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,642 - YOU COULD BE DR. EVIL. 56 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,488 [door opens and shuts] 57 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,630 - SO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE THIS EARLY? 58 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:50,931 - BEN HAD US UP ALL NIGHT, 59 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,866 PROWLING EVERY BACK STREET IN THE CITY. 60 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,735 - WHEN DID YOU BECOME A COUPLE OF ALLEY CATS? 61 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,937 - WE DIDN'T. - WE'RE TRYING TO FIND THIS KID. 62 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,340 - THE ONE WE BROUGHT IN HERE LAST WEEK. 63 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,542 - OH, I REMEMBER. 64 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,477 - I GOTTA TELL HIM SOME NEWS. 65 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:06,013 - HE'S POSITIVE. 66 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:09,683 - CHRIST, HE'S JUST A KID. 67 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,419 SO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM? 68 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,053 - IT'S A LONG STORY. 69 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,490 - HE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL, AND, UH... 70 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,659 GAVE THEM MY NAME, SAID I WAS HIS UNCLE. 71 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:19,793 - AND BEN WENT ALONG WITH IT. 72 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,429 - HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET PUT BACK 73 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,497 IN THE FOSTER CARE SYSTEM. 74 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,433 - SO NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE? 75 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:27,568 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GET INTO SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE, 76 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,802 MESSING AROUND IN THIS KID'S LIFE. 77 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,804 - TELL HIM. - I JUST DID. 78 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,574 - THEN AGAIN, MAYBE WE CAN HELP HIM. 79 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,943 THAT IS, IF WE CAN FIND HIM. 80 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,379 - WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME? I CAN TELL YOU WHERE TO LOOK. 81 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,647 - YOU CAN? 82 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,981 - SWEETHEART, CHECK OUT THE CLIENTELE. 83 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,416 WHO IN THE FUCK DO YOU THINK COMES IN HERE 84 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,717 THIS HOUR OF THE MORNING? 85 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,786 BOYS WHO ARE WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT. 86 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,054 LAST I HEARD, THEY'D ALL MOVED 87 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,590 OVER TO THE WAREHOUSE DISTRICT. 88 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,593 - MOTHER KNOWS BEST. 89 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,596 - SO WHO WANTS ANOTHER WAFFLE? TED? 90 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,065 - HUH? YEAH, SURE. WHY NOT? 91 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:01,068 - ME TOO. THEY'RE YUMMY. 92 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,470 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? 93 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,538 - A WAFFLE IRON... 94 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,407 AND WAFFLE MIX? 95 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,677 - I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. 96 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:14,582 HOW NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE PLAN A MEAL FOR ME FOR A CHANGE. 97 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:15,949 - SO THINGS ARE GOING WELL? 98 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,952 - MM, AT LEAST TWO EVENTS A WEEK. 99 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,954 I FINALLY GAVE MY NOTICE AT TORSO. 100 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,956 AUF WIEDERSEHEN, AU REVOIR, AND GOOD RIDDANCE 101 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:27,428 TO PEDDLING POLYESTER PULLOVERS TO TWEAKED-OUT CLUB KIDS. 102 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,463 [children shouting in the distance] 103 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,969 - TEDDY, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? 104 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,738 - OH, THE USUAL. 105 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,106 RE-READING SCHOPENHAUER, 106 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,509 WORKING ON MY THEORY OF POST-NEO-RELATIVITY, 107 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,776 AND I THINK I DISCOVERED A NEW BLACK HOLE 108 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:44,478 BETWEEN PLUTO AND JUPITER. 109 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:45,846 PASS THE SYRUP. 110 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,948 - [chuckles] 111 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,719 WELL, YOU KNOW, MEL AND I HAVE BEEN THINKING... 112 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,921 - THAT IF YOU COULD SPARE THE TIME... 113 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,523 - YOU MIGHT HELP US. 114 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:56,924 YOU SEE, WE'VE MANAGED, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 115 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,026 TO ACTUALLY SET ASIDE A LITTLE BIT OF CASH. 116 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,629 - WE WANT TO START A COLLEGE FUND FOR GUS. 117 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:05,065 - WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA! 118 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,134 - BUT IT'LL NEED TO BE MANAGED PROPERLY BY... 119 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,502 SOMEONE WE CAN TRUST. 120 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,871 - SOMEONE LIKE YOU. 121 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,606 - LIKE ME? - MM-HMM. 122 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,874 - WELL, CONSIDERING HOW MANY TIMES 123 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,876 YOU'VE SAVED MY ASS ON TAXES, 124 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,878 NOT TO MENTION THAT AMAZING PROGRAM YOU PUT US ON, 125 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,413 SO LINZ COULD STAY HOME WITH THE BABY... 126 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:22,916 - YOU'D BE THE PERFECT PERSON. 127 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,151 - WE WANT TO START WITH $5,000. 128 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:27,888 - AND THEN ADD TO IT WHEN WE CAN. 129 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,189 - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, 130 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:34,027 TED SCHMIDT, FINANCIAL WIZARD? 131 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:37,765 - UH, YEAH, SURE. I MEAN, WE COULD... 132 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,167 LADDER IT IN STABLE BONDS. 133 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,035 I'D STAY AWAY FROM THE MARKET FOR NOW, 134 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,672 BUT, YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S STABILITY AT SOME POINT, 135 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:47,775 I WOULDN'T BE ADVERSE TO INVESTING IN SOME BLUE CHIPS. 136 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,643 - LISTEN TO HIM. 137 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,178 - TEDDY KNOWS. 138 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,514 - HE SURE DOES. - WHOO-HOO. 139 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:56,650 [chuckles] 140 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:58,819 - AND SINCE IT'S THE LAST SPOT BEFORE THE ELECTION, 141 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:02,690 I WANT TO DO SOMETHING BROAD-SWEEPING, AN EPIC. 142 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,526 - LORD OF THE RINGS IN 30 SECONDS? 143 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:06,860 - SOMETHING THAT WILL PUT YOU IN THE CONTEXT 144 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,996 OF THE ENTIRE CITY-- 145 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,698 A MAN FOR ALL THE PEOPLE. 146 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,666 - I GET IT, SHOW ME WITH AS MANY RACIALLY 147 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,868 AND CULTURALLY DIVERSE GROUPS AS POSSIBLE. 148 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,670 - EXACTLY. 149 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,806 - ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 150 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:22,476 - I DON'T REALLY HAVE BAD IDEAS. 151 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,977 AND I WANT THE CAMERAS ON YOU AT ALL TIMES. 152 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,946 WE'LL GET YOU AT THE ASIAN CULTURAL SOCIETY, 153 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,215 THE HISPANIC INSTITUTE, THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER-- 154 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,950 - THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER? 155 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,952 - I'M NOT TOO POPULAR IN THAT NECK OF THE WOODS. 156 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,688 - PERHAPS WE SHOULD SCRATCH THAT ONE. 157 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,990 - LET'S NOT BE TOO HASTY. 158 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:39,259 THEY DID ENDORSE YOU, AFTER ALL, AND WHO KNOWS? 159 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,161 WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ELECTION DAY, 160 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,597 IT MAY BE THOSE FEW EXTRA VOTES 161 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,098 THAT TIP THINGS IN YOUR FAVOR. 162 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,867 - WOULDN'T THAT BE A LAUGH, 163 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,969 IF IT WERE THE GAYS THAT PUT YOU IN OFFICE? 164 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:52,540 - THE POLLS DO SHOW THAT THE RACE IS GETTING TIGHTER. 165 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:57,611 - GO KISS SOME HANDS. SHAKE SOME BABIES. 166 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:02,783 - WASN'T IT SWEET OF THE GIRLS TO HAVE US OVER? 167 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,919 AND HOW ABOUT THEM ASKING YOU TO MANAGE GUS' COLLEGE FUND? 168 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:09,256 - YEAH. HOW ABOUT THAT? 169 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:12,593 SO HOW LONG HAVE THE THREE OF YOU BEEN PLANNING THIS? 170 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:13,927 - NOT LONG. 171 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:15,262 I MEAN, THEY DID MENTION SOMETHING 172 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,598 WHEN THEY CALLED TO INVITE US TO BRUNCH. 173 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,266 - AND YOU, NO DOUBT, THOUGHT IT WAS A SPLENDID IDEA 174 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,268 TO INVENT A LITTLE PROJECT TO KEEP TEDDY BUSY, 175 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,636 IS THAT IT? 176 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,605 - NO, THAT IS NOT IT. 177 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,607 THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS. 178 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,775 AND SINCE IT'S THEIR SON'S FUTURE, 179 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,210 THEY OBVIOUSLY TRUST YOU. 180 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:33,747 - TED! 181 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:34,915 HEY, MAN. 182 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,216 - OH, HI. 183 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,786 - THIS IS DEREK AND ROMAN. 184 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:42,022 - UH, THIS IS EMMETT, MY PARTNER. 185 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,190 - I PREFER "LOVER." 186 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,792 I KNOW IT'S NOT P.C. 187 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,160 TO SAY THAT ANYMORE, BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 188 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,029 SO ARE YOU BOYS COMING BACK FROM BABYLON? 189 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,164 - THEY SHUT DOWN THE BACK ROOM. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 190 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,301 SO WE'RE GOING TO MY PLACE TO FUCK. 191 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,169 - THAT'S...NICE. 192 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,706 - YOU GUYS WANT TO COME? 193 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,642 - OH, UH, NO, THANKS. 194 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,343 SOME OTHER TIME. 195 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,778 - [snaps fingers] 196 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:09,116 - SO LONG. 197 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:13,220 - WOW, HE SEEMED REALLY TWEAKED OUT. 198 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,955 HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM, ANYWAY? 199 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,790 - [clears throat] OH, HE'S A... 200 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,659 EAR, NOSE, AND THROAT SPECIALIST. 201 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:21,695 I WENT TO HIM ONCE TO HAVE MY SINUSES DRAINED. 202 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:22,930 - UNTIL YOU JUST SAID THAT, 203 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,131 THE SCARIEST THING I EVER IMAGINED 204 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,699 WAS MY PARENTS HAVING SEX. 205 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,334 OH, OH. 206 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,703 OH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 207 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,938 OKAY, I NEED THESE. 208 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,105 THREE OF THESE? FOUR OF THESE? 209 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,707 I'M NOT EVEN SURE. 210 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:34,808 HONEY, CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME A SECOND? 211 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,009 I JUST--I WANT TO RUN IN 212 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,678 AND PICK UP A COUPLE OF THESE HERE. 213 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,279 - I JUST WANT TO SAY, CHIEF STOCKWELL, 214 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,849 THAT I TOTALLY SUPPORT YOUR EFFORTS TO MAKE LIBERTY AVENUE 215 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,017 A DECENT AND RESPECTABLE PLACE TO LIVE. 216 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,153 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - BUT I WAS WONDERING 217 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,355 WHY IT TAKES THE POLICE SO LONG TO RESPOND. 218 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,724 MY TOWNHOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO. 219 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,961 I CALLED, AND THE POLICE DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR TWO HOURS. 220 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,162 [crowd murmurs in agreement] 221 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,697 - UNFORTUNATELY, THE CURRENT MAYOR CUT 222 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,131 MY DEPARTMENT'S BUDGET, 223 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,868 BUT WHEN I'M ELECTED, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU 224 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,403 A GREATER POLICE PRESENCE ON LIBERTY AVENUE. 225 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,605 [scattered applause] 226 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,845 - ANY OTHER QUESTIONS FOR THE CHIEF? 227 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,748 - MARGARITA LOPEZ. 228 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,850 - EXCUSE ME? 229 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:19,386 - MARGARITA LOPEZ WAS A TRANSSEXUAL. 230 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,854 SHE WAS MURDERED FIVE YEARS AGO. 231 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:23,056 HER KILLERS HAVE NEVER BEEN FOUND. 232 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:27,027 THE PITTSBURGH P.D. DOES ITS BEST TO SOLVE EVERY CRIME. 233 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,295 HOWEVER, THERE'S ALWAYS THE OCCASIONAL-- 234 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,863 - JEFFERSON PROCTOR. 235 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,800 - JEFFERSON PROCTOR WAS A GAY AFRICAN-AMERICAN, 236 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,935 SHOT TO DEATH HALF A BLOCK FROM WOODY'S. 237 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,169 CRIME UNSOLVED. 238 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:39,039 - NATASHA GINSBURG. 239 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:43,276 - NATASHA GINSBURG, AGE 61, A LESBIAN OUT WALKING HER DOG. 240 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,413 STABBED TO DEATH, KILLER STILL AT LARGE. 241 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,416 - JUSTIN TAYLOR. 242 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,019 - JUSTIN TAYLOR, MY BEAUTIFUL GAY SON. 243 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:55,222 ATTACKED AT HIS PROM, LEFT FOR DEAD. 244 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,692 POLICE REPORTED IT AS A SIMPLE ASSAULT, 245 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,894 INSTEAD OF A HATE CRIME, WHICH IT WAS. 246 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:03,931 HIS ATTACKER GOT OFF WITH COMMUNITY SERVICE. 247 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,699 - OH, I REMEMBER THAT. - I REMEMBER THAT. 248 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,768 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 249 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,903 I WANT TO THANK THESE CONCERNED CITIZENS 250 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,806 FOR REMINDING ME OF THE VIOLENCE THAT THREATENS 251 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,775 AND SOMETIMES CLAIMS THE LIVES 252 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,910 OF MEMBERS OF THIS COMMUNITY. 253 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:21,248 HOWEVER, THE VAST MAJORITY OF VIOLENT CRIMES ARE SOLVED 254 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,450 AND THE CRIMINALS APPREHENDED. 255 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,318 - WHAT ABOUT HIM? 256 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,255 [crowd chattering] 257 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:32,325 DID YOU DO YOUR BEST FOR HIM? 258 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,995 - I REMEMBER THAT BOY. 259 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,831 HIS MURDER WAS TRAGIC, SOMEONE SO YOUNG. 260 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,834 - THEN WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 261 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:48,075 - I MAY NOT RECALL HIS NAME, BUT I DO KNOW THAT-- 262 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,077 - JASON KEMP. 263 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,145 - HIS NAME WAS JASON KEMP. 264 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,847 AND THE REASON YOU DON'T REMEMBER IT 265 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,883 IS BECAUSE NO ONE ON YOUR POLICE FORCE 266 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:59,352 WAS EVER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT IT WAS. 267 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,955 BUT I DID, 268 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,124 THE WAITRESS WHO FOUND HIS BODY IN A DUMPSTER 269 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,493 BEHIND THE DINER WHERE I WORK. 270 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,961 - LET'S WRAP THIS UP. 271 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,162 - JASON KEMP, 272 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:12,132 A.K.A. DUMPSTER BOY. 273 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,366 [crowd chattering] 274 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,503 MURDER UNSOLVED. 275 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,272 - WE'D LIKE TO THANK OUR GUEST, POLICE CHIEF JIM STOCKWELL, 276 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,908 FOR COMING TONIGHT 277 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,510 AND TO INVITE EVERYONE TO STAY FOR COFFEE. 278 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,245 UH, WE SHOULD REMEMBER 279 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,380 THAT JIM STOCKWELL IS A VERY BUSY MAN, 280 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,850 AND WE'RE EXTREMELY GRATEFUL TO HIM 281 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,252 FOR FINDING THE TIME TO COME TO SPEAK TO US... 282 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,854 - SHAME ON YOU. 283 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,856 - ABOUT THESE IMPORTANT ISSUES. 284 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,991 THANK YOU, JIM, VERY MUCH. 285 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,393 [loud chatter] 286 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,162 - HE'S PROBABLY WARMER THAN WE ARE. 287 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,865 I BET SOME RICH SUGAR DADDY'S TAKEN HIM HOME 288 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,034 AND WRAPPED HIM IN A CASHMERE COMFORTER 289 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,936 AND IS FEEDING HIM LOBSTER BISQUE SOUP. 290 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,403 - [chuckles] 291 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,405 WHAT VIVID IMAGERY. 292 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,041 - WELL, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN STAGE ONE HYPOTHERMIA-- 293 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,442 YOU START HALLUCINATING. 294 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,410 - LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 295 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,046 - I COULD BE A TOP OR A BOTTOM. 296 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,881 - COME ON, DON'T BE SHY. - WANT TO HANG OUT? 297 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,916 - NO LOBSTER BISQUE SOUP. - YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 298 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,217 - YOU CAN TASTE THE CHICKEN. 299 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,218 - YEAH, WE'LL HANG OUT FOR A BIT. 300 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,020 - NOT EVEN CHICKEN NOODLE. 301 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,922 - SURE, SURE. - YEAH, DOWNTOWN. 302 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,190 - HEY. 303 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,292 - CHRIST. - HEY! 304 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:16,296 - HE'S NOT THE FUCKING COPS! 305 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,965 - I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 306 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:21,434 - WHY IS IT EVERY TIME YOU SHOW UP, YOU COST ME MONEY? 307 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,504 HE WAS EVEN WILLING TO SPRING FOR A HOTEL ROOM. 308 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,173 - IT'S IMPORTANT. 309 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,441 - EVERYTHING WITH YOU IS IMPORTANT. 310 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,378 - YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM. 311 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:36,316 - NOW WHAT? 312 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,584 - WHEN YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL, 313 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,921 THEY TESTED YOU FOR HIV, AND... 314 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,323 IT TURNS OUT YOU'RE POSITIVE. 315 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,258 - WE COULD HAVE A GOOD TIME, MAN, COME ON. 316 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,928 ME AND YOU, WE CAN HANG OUT. 317 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,963 - LOOK, I KNOW IT'S UPSETTING, 318 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,199 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, YOU'RE HEALTHY. 319 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,466 YOUR VIRAL LOAD IS UNDETECTABLE. 320 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,935 WITH ALL THE NEW ADVANCES, YOU-- 321 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,337 - THANKS FOR THE INFO. - HEY! 322 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,472 DON'T YOU EVEN CARE? 323 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,974 - THAT I HAVE AIDS? 324 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,343 - I DID NOT SAY AIDS. I SAID HIV. 325 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,878 - SO I HAVE IT. 326 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,079 MOST OF THE GUYS OUT HERE ALREADY DO. 327 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,614 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 328 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,216 - NO, IT'S A VERY BIG DEAL. 329 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,517 YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 330 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,385 - FUCK OFF! 331 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,521 I HAVE WORK TO DO. 332 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,389 - HEY, IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOURSELF, 333 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,091 THEN WHAT ABOUT OTHERS? 334 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:22,963 YOU COULD BE INFECTING THE PEOPLE YOU SLEEP WITH. 335 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,899 - YOU PAYS YOUR MONEY, YOU TAKES YOUR CHANCES. 336 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,170 - PRETTY COLD OUT HERE. 337 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,638 YOU WANT TO WARM ME UP? 338 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,106 - YEAH, YOU WANT IT. YOU KNOW YOU DO. 339 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,507 COME ON OVER. 340 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,176 - YOU HAVE BOTH OF US. 341 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,511 - THIS PASTRY WOULD BE A HELL OF A LOT CRISPER 342 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,313 WITH A PROFESSIONAL OVEN. 343 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,515 - WELL, MISTER, 344 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,651 THE KITCHEN FAIRY JUST MAY GRANT YOUR WISH. 345 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,253 AFTER THIS NEXT PARTY, 346 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,521 I WILL HAVE SAVED UP ENOUGH TO AFFORD ONE. 347 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,124 - NOW WE'RE COOKING. - HMM. 348 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:54,594 - CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING WORSE THAN A SOGGY CHEESE PUFF? 349 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:55,996 - AS HARD AS I TRY, 350 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,265 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COMES TO MIND. 351 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,333 [opera music playing] 352 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:05,038 ONE TASTY TART DESERVES ANOTHER. 353 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,539 - UH, NO, THANKS. 354 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,675 - NOW, NOW, ONE IS NEVER TOO BUSY 355 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,143 FOR A BLUE CHEESE AND PEAR PUFF. 356 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,411 - OH! 357 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,046 - CAREFUL. DON'T BURN YOUR TONGUE. 358 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,049 - NOW YOU TELL ME? 359 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,021 UH, WHAT DO YOU-- 360 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,689 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL GO OUT TONIGHT? 361 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,292 UH, THE PITTSBURGH CIVIC OPERA'S DOING ALL 20 HOURS 362 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,726 OF WAGNER'S RING CYCLE. 363 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,461 - MAYBE IF IT WERE WAGNER'S COCK RING CYCLE. 364 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,696 - [chuckles] 365 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,331 - UH, A-A MOVIE, THEN. 366 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,166 UH, THERE'S A DOUGLAS SIRK RETROSPECTIVE 367 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,235 GOING ON DOWN AT THE REGENCY. 368 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,437 - SWEETIE, MY LIFE IS A LANA TURNER MOVIE. 369 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:41,108 I DON'T NEED TO SEE ONE. 370 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,043 - UM, UH, BUT DINNER, THEN? 371 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,578 UH, I READ ABOUT THIS GREAT NEW RESTAURANT-- 372 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,581 - THE LAST THING I WANT TO LOOK AT IS FOOD. 373 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,383 ANYWAY, I'M MEETING RODNEY 374 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:54,754 FOR A LATE-NIGHT GAME OF STRIP SCRABBLE. 375 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,090 - WHY DON'T YOU CALL MICHAEL AND BEN OR, UH, BRIAN, 376 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,458 SEE WHAT THEY'RE UP TO? 377 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,327 YOU'VE BEEN IN ALL DAY. 378 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,563 GO OUT. HAVE SOME FUN. 379 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,633 [dance music playing] 380 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,601 - HERE'S TO NAILING THAT MOTHERFUCKER. 381 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,737 [cheers] 382 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,605 - IT'LL BE ALL OVER THE NEWS FOR SURE. 383 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,275 - MM, THE GAY COMMUNITY BASHES BACK. 384 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,244 - AND WE HAVE NONE OTHER TO THANK 385 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,346 THAN MY BRILLIANT, TALENTED SON. 386 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,647 [cheers and laughter] 387 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,082 - HEY, SUNSHINE. 388 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,283 - IT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA, 389 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,218 RESEARCHING THOSE UNSOLVED CRIMES. 390 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,154 - HOW'D YOU DO IT, SUNSHINE? 391 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,621 - I HAVE MY "DEEP THROAT." 392 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,224 - [chuckles] I BET YOU DO. 393 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,692 EXCUSE ME. 394 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,128 - YOU'RE SO SMART. YOU KNOW YOU'RE SMART. 395 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,130 [laughter] 396 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:44,404 * 397 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,509 - YOU DON'T SEEM TOO UPSET. 398 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,244 - ABOUT WHAT? 399 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,046 - WELL, WE JUST EXPOSED YOUR BOY'S 400 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,249 CONSIDERABLE SHORTCOMINGS IN FULL VIEW OF THE PRESS. 401 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,385 - [sighs] WELL... 402 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:03,123 EVERY POLITICIAN HAS TO DEAL WITH THE LUNATIC FRINGE. 403 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,558 - YOU KNOW, IN THE OLD DAYS, BEFORE YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL 404 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,694 FOR A SACK OF GOLD, 405 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,731 YOU'D HAVE BEEN THE ONE WHO LAID THE TRAP FOR STOCKWELL. 406 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,733 IN FACT, IT HAD THE HAND OF THE MASTER 407 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,536 WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 408 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,405 I GUESS THOSE DAYS ARE GONE. 409 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,807 - HI. 410 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,609 - WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? 411 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,144 YOU NEVER CAME TO THE CENTER. 412 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,279 - I WAS WITH BEN, LOOKING FOR HUNTER. 413 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,614 - YEAH, WELL, YOU MISSED QUITE A SHOW. 414 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:31,218 YOUR MOM DOES A GREAT NORMA RAE. 415 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,719 - DID YOU FIND HIM? 416 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,321 - BEN TOLD HIM HE WAS POSITIVE. 417 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,822 HE DIDN'T EVEN SEEM TO CARE. 418 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,690 - HE'S A FUCKING HUSTLER. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 419 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,092 - AT HIS AGE, HE PROBABLY DOESN'T REALIZE 420 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,627 THE CONSEQUENCES. 421 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,862 - YOU'D THINK HE'D AT LEAST SHOW SOME GRATITUDE 422 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,297 FOR US TRYING TO HELP. 423 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,732 - [chuckles] 424 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,168 I'M SURE HE'LL WRITE YOU A THANK-YOU NOTE 425 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,836 FIRST CHANCE HE GETS. 426 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:53,106 - IT WAS A VERY LOVING THING YOU DID, SWEETHEART. 427 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,075 EVEN IF SOME PEOPLE DON'T THINK SO. 428 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,714 - WELL, IF YOU'RE DONE DOING YOUR GOOD DEED, 429 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,751 HOW ABOUT PICKING UP A CUE? 430 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,656 - YOU KNOW, WE'RE LUCKY. 431 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,724 - WHAT, THAT OUR HAIRLINE HASN'T STARTED TO RECEDE? 432 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,726 - THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU HATED YOUR PARENTS 433 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,530 OR HOW MUCH MY MOM DRIVES ME CRAZY, 434 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,499 THEY NEVER TRIED TO GIVE US AWAY. 435 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,702 - HUH. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 436 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,353 - THAT COAT DOES NOT LOOK VERY WARM. 437 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:43,290 - IT'S WARM ENOUGH. 438 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:50,697 [sneezes] 439 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,833 DID YOU ALREADY BLOW YOUR NOSE IN IT? 440 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:58,371 - NO, I DID NOT. 441 00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,906 [chuckles] 442 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,942 I-I GOT AN OLD DOWN-FILL HERE. 443 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,712 IT'S, UH, IT'S STILL IN GOOD SHAPE. 444 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:09,382 - NO ONE WANTS TO PICK UP A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE AN ESKIMO. 445 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,817 - HEY, NO ONE WANTS TO PICK UP A GUY 446 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,952 WHO'S GOING TO GIVE HIM HIV EITHER, SO... 447 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,787 HERE. 448 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,289 MAKE SURE YOU USE THESE, 449 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,958 AND MAKE SURE THEY USE THEM TOO, OKAY? 450 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,161 EVEN IF THEY DO OFFER TO PAY YOU $200. 451 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,901 - HEY, WAIT! COME BACK! 452 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,242 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! LEAVE ME ALONE! 453 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,987 - FINE. 454 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,189 - HEY. 455 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:55,695 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 456 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,964 WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE? 457 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,900 - 'CAUSE I'M POSITIVE TOO. 458 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,309 [moans, sniffing] 459 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,245 - YEAH. 460 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,720 [laughter] 461 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,590 - YOU'RE GONNA RUB ME, MAN. 462 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,559 [moaning] 463 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,636 - NOW, I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND. 464 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,346 - HE'S PLANNING A PARTY. [coughs] 465 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,516 - WELL, IT COULDN'T BE AS HOT AS THIS ONE. 466 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,884 - OH... 467 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,622 JUST THE BLUE CHEESE AND PEAR PUFFS. 468 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,025 - SPEAKING OF PARTIES... 469 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,328 IT'S WHITE PARTY WEEKEND. 470 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,630 - YEAH? WHERE? [laughter] 471 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,031 - WHERE ELSE? 472 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,901 P.S., I LOVE YOU. 473 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,671 PALM SPRINGS, THE DESERT. 474 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,773 - HOT, HOT, HOT! 475 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,308 - THAT'S RIGHT, DARLING-- THE HOTTEST MUSIC, 476 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:19,779 THE HOTTEST DRUGS, AND THE HOTTEST BOYS. 477 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:22,415 - WOW. - NICE. 478 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,651 - YOU WANNA GO? 479 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,985 - [laughs] 480 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,920 TO A CIRCUIT PARTY IN PALM SPRINGS? 481 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,422 - WELL, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A CIRCUIT PARTY 482 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,657 IN PALM SPRINGS? 483 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,659 - NO. 484 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,527 - WELL, THEN, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT. 485 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,863 IMAGINE TENS OF THOUSANDS 486 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:40,933 OF THE MOST GORGEOUS MEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN. 487 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,870 YOU'LL GET HARD THE SECOND YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR. 488 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,838 AND THE FAVORS-- 489 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,608 ANY KIND YOU WANT, ANYTIME YOU WANT. 490 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,444 YOU'RE FLOATING. YOU'RE... 491 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,414 HORNY. 492 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:57,817 AND EVERYWHERE YOU TURN, 493 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,420 THERE'S SOMEONE THERE TO SUCK YOU OR STROKE YOU. 494 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,089 AND THE WEATHER! 495 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:06,593 FUCK THIS SNOW AND SLEET SHIT. 496 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:09,629 THERE'S A SOFT BREEZE BLOWING, 497 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,631 EVEN AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING, 498 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,033 AND EVERYTHING'S WHITE, WHITE, 499 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,768 WHITE. 500 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,370 SO WHITE, IT GLOWS. 501 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:20,473 [laughter] 502 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,775 IT'S MORE THAN AN OASIS. IT'S, UH, WELL... 503 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,711 [zipper unzips] 504 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,012 HEAVEN. 505 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,514 AND IF THE REAL HEAVEN 506 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:31,518 ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE IT... 507 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:34,053 DAMN WELL SHOULD BE. 508 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,155 - [breathing heavily] 509 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,790 THAT SOUNDS AMAZING, 510 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:40,059 BUT, UH... 511 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,995 - BUT, UH, WHAT? IT'S ALL THERE WAITING FOR US. 512 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,597 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PICK UP THE PHONE 513 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:46,065 AND CALL MY TRAVEL AGENT. 514 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,935 SEE, I'M, UH, I'M TEFLON-ING HIS NOSE. 515 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,538 [chuckles] HE'S GOT A NASTY COKE HABIT. 516 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,473 HE'LL GET US A GREAT DEAL. 517 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,875 WON'T COST MORE THAN A FEW THOU'. 518 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:59,178 YOU CAN SPARE A FEW THOU', CAN'T YOU? 519 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,981 - [breathing heavily] 520 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,156 - OKAY. 521 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:13,125 HAVE SOME MISO SOUP. 522 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,529 - WHAT'S THAT? 523 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,665 - OH, IT'S... 524 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,668 JAPANESE CHICKEN SOUP. 525 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,536 COME ON, JUST EAT IT. 526 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,973 JUST TAKE IT AND... 527 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,919 - SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD IT? 528 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:42,088 - UH... 529 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:45,558 I TESTED POSITIVE THREE YEARS AGO, 530 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:48,060 AND SO FAR, KNOCK WOOD, I HAVE BEEN HEALTHY. 531 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,429 - SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 532 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,534 - STAYING THAT WAY. 533 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,203 IT TAKES A LOT MORE WORK THAN YOU THINK, 534 00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:00,072 NOT TO MENTION DEALING WITH THE SOCIAL AND-- 535 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,141 AND PSYCHOLOGICAL RAMIFICATIONS. 536 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,577 - I'M A KID, REMEMBER? 537 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:09,849 YOU MIND TALKING DOWN TO ME? 538 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,585 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 539 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:17,256 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 540 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,759 - I UNDERSTAND. 541 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,227 BUT AT SOME POINT, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO. 542 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,595 [door opens] 543 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,697 - HEY. SORRY I'M LATE. 544 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,899 I WAS AT WOODY'S WITH EVERY-- 545 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:29,902 - HEY. UH, COME ON IN. 546 00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:33,172 - I DIDN'T REALIZE WE HAD COMPANY. 547 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,908 - YEAH, I, UH, 548 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:38,044 I OFFERED HUNTER, UH, SOMETHING HOT TO EAT 549 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,747 AND A PLACE TO CRASH. 550 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:44,784 - THAT WAS A VERY LOVING THING YOU DID, SWEETHEART. 551 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,822 - [loud slurping] 552 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:57,063 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS. 553 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:59,932 - WE'RE DOING THIS. - NO, YOU'RE DOING THIS. 554 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,801 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TELL HIM, ANYWAY? 555 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,135 - THAT HE COULD STAY HERE. 556 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,304 - FOR HOW LONG? 557 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,674 - I DID NOT GIVE IT A TIME LIMIT. 558 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:10,042 - WE'RE NOT CHINA. THERE'S NO OPEN DOOR POLICY. 559 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:12,278 - [chuckles] - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 560 00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:15,782 - OH, THAT IS SUCH A MOTHER THING TO SAY, 561 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,650 AND YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE SAID THAT. 562 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,185 - MY MOTHER'S NEVER HEARD OF THE OPEN DOOR POLICY, 563 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,753 AND THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 564 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:23,623 - THE POINT IS HE JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL. 565 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,057 HE'S JUST FOUND OUT HE'S POSITIVE. 566 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,793 AM I SUPPOSED TO LET HIM SLEEP ON THE STREET 567 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:28,227 ON ONE OF THE COLDEST NIGHTS OF THE YEAR? 568 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,162 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. 569 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,765 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU PLAN TO DO. 570 00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:34,767 - RIGHT NOW, I'M OFFERING A HELPING HAND 571 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:36,102 TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT. 572 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:37,336 - YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM. 573 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,907 - NO, ACTUALLY, WE'RE RELATED. 574 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,910 BY BLOOD. 575 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:46,178 - * DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF 576 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:49,582 - [sighs] WOW. 577 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:52,318 THAT'S A REAL BEAUTY. 578 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:57,056 - YEAH, I'M KIND OF PROUD OF IT MYSELF. 579 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,791 - WHERE SHOULD WE STICK IT? 580 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:00,359 - MM, CITY HALL, 581 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,828 POLICE HEADQUARTERS, 582 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:02,962 UP HIS ASS. 583 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:04,363 - [chuckles] 584 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,833 - WE'LL ANNIHILATE THE FUCKER. 585 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:09,135 - AH, DON'T BE SO SURE. IT'S ONLY A POSTER. 586 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,336 - "ONLY"? 587 00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:12,939 LAST ONE SENT HIM AROUND THE BEND. 588 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,942 THEY EVEN WROTE AN EDITORIAL ABOUT IT IN THE PAPER. 589 00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:17,810 THINK OF THE STINK WHEN THEY SEE THIS ONE. 590 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:21,681 - * WHY YOU DAMN FOOL 591 00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:25,818 * GET AWAY FROM ME 592 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:29,622 - HOW DID YOU GET TO BE SUCH A CLEVER DEVIL? 593 00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:34,126 - LEARNED FROM THE MASTER. 594 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,964 - * IN A FUN HOUSE MIRROR 595 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:42,068 * SWEAR UP AND DOWN 596 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:50,376 - THANKS FOR MEETING ME AT THIS HOUR. 597 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:52,712 - YOU SAID YOU NEEDED TO SPEAK TO ME 598 00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:54,113 PERSONALLY AND CONFIDENTIALLY. 599 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:56,115 - THAT'S RIGHT. 600 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:57,316 - WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 601 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:58,851 - I DON'T DRINK. 602 00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:00,920 - THANK GOD I DO. 603 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,722 - I'VE BECOME AWARE OF A SITUATION 604 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:06,392 WITHIN MY CAMPAIGN... 605 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,260 THAT THERE'S SOMEONE I'VE WORKED WITH CLOSELY, 606 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:12,331 SOMEONE I'VE TRUSTED, WHO'S WORKING AGAINST ME. 607 00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:14,801 - THAT'S VERY UNFORTUNATE. 608 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,036 BUT WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME? 609 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,738 - IT'S KINNEY. 610 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,007 - BRIAN? 611 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,075 [laughs] THAT'S LUDICROUS. 612 00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:24,777 BRIAN WOULD NEVER-- 613 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,413 - I'M A COP. I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING SET UP. 614 00:27:27,446 --> 00:27:30,216 HE SENT ME INTO THAT FIASCO AT THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER 615 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:34,220 KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. 616 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:35,888 - AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE? 617 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:40,159 - THAT KID WHO WAS SHOUTING OUT THOSE NAMES, 618 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:43,029 A JUSTIN TAYLOR, 619 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:44,831 I KNEW I'D SEEN HIM SOMEWHERE BEFORE. 620 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,899 THEN I REMEMBERED... 621 00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:48,434 IT WAS HERE. 622 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:50,837 - * ONE THOUGHT 623 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:52,905 * GETS CAUGHT 624 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:56,108 * IT ESCAPES IN A SINGLE WORD * 625 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:58,110 * TOO LATE 626 00:27:58,144 --> 00:27:59,779 * TO CHEAT FATE 627 00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:03,049 * ONCE IT'S DONE, CAN'T RUN AWAY * 628 00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:04,350 * THIS DANCE 629 00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:09,188 - HE'S AN INTERN IN OUR ART DEPARTMENT. 630 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,057 - AND THEY WERE BOTH THERE TONIGHT. 631 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,124 - * SO CRUEL 632 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:14,994 * LIKE A FOOL 633 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,996 * HIDING IN A PRIVATE PARADISE * 634 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,832 - THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY BRIAN WOULD DO SUCH A THING. 635 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:23,135 - BECAUSE HE'S A FAG. 636 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:25,271 - * SO CRUEL 637 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,406 * LIKE A FOOL 638 00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:29,809 * HIDING IN A PRIVATE PARADISE * 639 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:30,977 - [laughs] 640 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:34,480 - * ONLY UNDER MY RULE 641 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:39,886 * HIDING IN A PRIVATE PARADISE * 642 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:43,022 * A PRIVATE PARADISE 643 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,993 * A PRIVATE PARADISE 644 00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:48,828 - HE'S GOT TOO MUCH INVESTED IN YOUR CAMPAIGN. 645 00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:51,430 THIS ENTIRE AGENCY DOES. 646 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,499 WHY WOULD HE SABOTAGE IT? 647 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:56,502 - ALL I KNOW IS I WANT HIM GONE. 648 00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:58,537 - * YOU'RE TOO LATE TO CHEAT FATE * 649 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:02,141 - THAT MIGHT PROVE A BIT DIFFICULT. 650 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:03,843 YOU'VE REFERRED TO HIM IN THE PRESS 651 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,244 AS THE GAY MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM 652 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:08,915 AND AS YOUR CLOSE FRIEND AND PERSONAL ADVISOR. 653 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:11,984 - ONE GUESS WHOSE IDEA IT WAS TO DO THAT. 654 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:14,520 - * YOU'RE TOO LATE TO CHEAT FATE * 655 00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,256 [moaning] 656 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:20,026 [knock at door] 657 00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:23,529 - CHRIST. 658 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,431 NEVER A MOMENT'S REST. 659 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:27,433 [banging at door] 660 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:37,243 [banging continues] 661 00:29:55,928 --> 00:29:58,264 [sighs] 662 00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:06,906 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 663 00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:11,077 HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN TWO GUYS FUCKING BEFORE? 664 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:13,412 - [clears throat] 665 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:18,550 - [exhales] 666 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:31,864 - [sighs] 667 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:44,977 - WANNA FINISH? 668 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:46,946 - WE CAN'T JUST STICK AROUND HERE ALL DAY 669 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:48,614 KEEPING AN EYE ON HIM. 670 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,349 - WELL, THEN WE'LL TELL HIM HE CAN COME BACK TONIGHT, 671 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,351 AFTER WE GET HOME, OKAY? 672 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:53,352 HEY. 673 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:55,487 HOW'D YOU SLEEP? 674 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:58,124 - ANY COFFEE? 675 00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,358 - YEAH, HELP YOURSELF. 676 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,961 [sirens wailing in the distance] 677 00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:05,965 - [grunts] 678 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,633 - SO ARE YOU OFF TO SCHOOL? 679 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,101 - YEAH! GOTTA MAKE GOOD GRADES 680 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:11,037 IF I WANT TO GET INTO HARVARD. 681 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,505 - I TAKE IT THAT'S A NO. 682 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,107 - YOU GO TO SCHOOL, DON'T YOU? 683 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:18,877 - WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, MY SOCIAL WORKER? 684 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:22,681 - WORSE. HE'S A TEACHER. 685 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,917 - UH, AND YOU OUGHT TO HAVE A REAL BREAKFAST. 686 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:27,653 LET ME--LET ME FIX YOU A PROTEIN SHAKE. 687 00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:30,990 - HE'S ALSO A HEALTH FREAK. 688 00:31:31,023 --> 00:31:33,926 - I CAN TELL ALREADY. THIS ISN'T MY DAY. 689 00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:37,696 - LISTEN. [clears throat] 690 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,431 LISTEN, BEN AND I ARE GOING TO WORK, 691 00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:42,401 SO YOU-- YOU GOTTA LEAVE. 692 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:45,204 - YEAH, BUT WE'LL, UH, BE BACK AROUND 7:00. 693 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,406 SO IF YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER, SPEND THE NIGHT, 694 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:48,674 WE'LL BE HERE. 695 00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:50,542 - HOPEFULLY, I'LL HAVE A TRICK 696 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:53,012 WHO'S PAYING ME TO SLEEP THERE. 697 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:54,546 - WELL, IF YOU DON'T, 698 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,182 MAKE SURE YOU SHOW UP BEFORE MIDNIGHT, 699 00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:57,316 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN WE LOCK THE DOOR. 700 00:31:57,349 --> 00:32:00,552 - [scoffs] A CURFEW? 701 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,488 YOU'RE AS BAD AS SOME OF MY FOSTER PARENTS. 702 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,457 - MAYBE SOME OF THEM WEREN'T SO BAD. 703 00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:16,435 HEY. 704 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:17,703 BEFORE YOU GO ON YOUR MERRY WAY, 705 00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:19,238 I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 706 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,740 NOT FOR MYSELF, BUT FOR BEN. 707 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,442 - I TOLD YOU I'D DO YOU BOTH. 708 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:25,244 ALONE, TOGETHER. 709 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:26,478 HELL, I'LL EVEN DO YOU FOR HALF PRICE 710 00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:28,314 JUST TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION. 711 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:31,183 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU. 712 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:34,120 I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE COMING BACK. 713 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:37,523 I DON'T THINK YOU ARE, BUT BEN THINKS OTHERWISE. 714 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,458 I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE HAS MORE FAITH IN HUMANITY, 715 00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:43,062 OR AT LEAST IN YOU, THAN I DO. 716 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:44,997 ANYWAY, I... [sighs] 717 00:32:45,031 --> 00:32:46,598 I WOULD HATE TO SEE HIM GET HURT, 718 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:49,735 SO IF YOU DON'T PLAN ON RETURNING, JUST SAY SO NOW, 719 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:52,138 AND I'LL TELL HIM NOT TO EXPECT YOU. 720 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:56,075 - ALL I ASKED WAS FOR HIM TO SAY HE WAS MY UNCLE. 721 00:32:56,108 --> 00:33:00,479 I NEVER ASKED FOR THE FREE MEAL, THE BED, THE COAT. 722 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:03,015 I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T ASK TO HEAR I'M POSITIVE, 723 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:05,984 SO HE CAN KEEP HIS FUCKING HELP. 724 00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:14,026 - I'LL LET HIM KNOW. 725 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:19,098 - YOU'VE PUT ME IN A VERY DIFFICULT POSITION. 726 00:33:19,131 --> 00:33:20,499 I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT. - YEAH, ALMOST AS DIFFICULT 727 00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:24,636 AS THE ONE I WAS IN WHEN YOU SHOWED UP. 728 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,272 - EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A PARTNER IN THIS AGENCY, 729 00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:28,307 I'M STILL THE CEO AND MAJOR SHAREHOLDER, 730 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,509 AND THERE ARE LIMITS TO WHAT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH. 731 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,178 - LOOK, IF STOCKWELL'S GOT A PROBLEM, 732 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:33,379 HE CAN CONFRONT ME DIRECTLY. 733 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:34,680 - [chuckles] 734 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,682 AFTER WHAT HE SAW LAST NIGHT? 735 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,184 TO SAY THAT YOU WERE CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN 736 00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:39,518 IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 737 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:42,554 - OKAY, SO YOU FOUND ME FUCKING THE INTERN. 738 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,790 - THE SAME INTERN WHO MADE THOSE LIBELOUS, 739 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,325 INFANTILE POSTERS, 740 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,694 WHO STOCKWELL RECOGNIZED FROM THE FIASCO 741 00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:50,296 AT THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER, 742 00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:51,730 WHERE HE SUSPECTS YOU SENT HIM 743 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,132 KNOWING FULL WELL WHAT WOULD HAPPEN! 744 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:55,567 - ALL RIGHT, GARDNER! 745 00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:02,174 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 746 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:05,177 - I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU WOULD DO SUCH A THING. 747 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:08,514 SACRIFICE YOUR FUTURE, AS WELL AS THIS AGENCY'S, FOR WHAT? 748 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,151 - [sighs] 749 00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:13,552 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 750 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:16,054 - WHY NOT? 751 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,825 - BECAUSE YOU'RE STRAIGHT. 752 00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:23,195 - [scoffs] 753 00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:26,432 WHATEVER THE REASON, 754 00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:29,368 YOU JUST FUCKED YOURSELF OUT OF A JOB. 755 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:34,706 - HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO WOODY'S 756 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:37,443 TO HAVE A DRINK WITH YOU AND BEN. 757 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:40,246 HE DIDN'T? 758 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:43,515 WELL, HE DIDN'T COME HOME LAST NIGHT, AND HE HASN'T CALLED. 759 00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:46,185 MICHAEL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 760 00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:49,621 I CAN'T CALL THE POLICE, NOT AFTER WHAT-- 761 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:51,723 OH! LOOK WHO IT IS. 762 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,526 [chuckles] MEL AND LINZ, WITH GUS. 763 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,595 HI, SWEETIE! OH, HEY, IT'S HIM. 764 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:58,864 IT'S MICHAEL. 765 00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:01,333 WELL, YEAH, Y-YOU HAVE A NICE DAY TOO. 766 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:03,335 MM-HMM? ME? OH, YEAH. 767 00:35:03,369 --> 00:35:05,204 I-I'M JUST GONNA STAY AT HOME, 768 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,406 KICK BACK, AND, UH, 769 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,276 WATCH A TRIBUTE TO HITCHCOCK ON AMC. 770 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:13,479 DID YOU EVER SEE THE LADY VANISHES? 771 00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:14,746 MM-HMM, MM-HMM. GOOD. 772 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:17,283 ALL RIGHT, WELL, TALK TO YOU LATER. 773 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:18,817 WHAT A SURPRISE. 774 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,486 - MIND IF WE, UH-- 775 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:21,787 - OH, YEAH, YEAH. 776 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:23,389 UH, DID YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 777 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:25,391 COFFEE, TEA, LEMONADE? UM, ARE YOU HUNGRY? 778 00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,793 H-HOW ABOUT A GRILLED CHEESE? MY--MY TREAT. 779 00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:29,228 - FOR SOMEONE WHO'S KICKING BACK, 780 00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:30,562 YOU'RE GOING A MILE A MINUTE. 781 00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:31,763 - OH, YOU KNOW ME. 782 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,432 MY AUNT LULA ALWAYS USED TO SAY 783 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,666 THEY'D HAVE NAMED ME SPEEDY ALKA-SELTZER 784 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,934 IF THERE HADN'T ALREADY BEEN ONE. 785 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:39,371 - OH. - [chuckles] 786 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:41,840 - SO WHERE'S TEDDY? 787 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:43,675 - HE'S, UH, HE'S OUT. 788 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,277 UH, TAKING A WALK. 789 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:46,778 UH, TO THE GYM. 790 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:48,547 HE'S--HE'S WALKING TO THE GYM. 791 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:50,416 HE'S ON A NEW REGIMEN, SO-- 792 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:51,783 - UH, YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA CALL HIM LATER, 793 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:52,951 SEE HOW HE'S DOING. 794 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,521 - SO MUCH BETTER, THANKS. 795 00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:56,855 - BECAUSE I WAS CHECKING OUT GUS' COLLEGE FUND, AND-- 796 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,390 - WELL, I-I KNOW HE'S BEEN BUSY 797 00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:00,959 LOOKING FOR JUST THE RIGHT INVESTMENT, SO-- 798 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,395 - WELL, HE MUST HAVE FOUND IT, BECAUSE, UH, 799 00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:05,664 ALL THE MONEY IN GUS' SAVINGS ACCOUNT'S BEEN WITHDRAWN. 800 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:08,334 - WITH, UH, W-WITHDRAWN? 801 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:09,935 - YOU KNOW HOW MELANIE LIKES TO WATCH MONEY. 802 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,670 - IS THAT AN ANTI-SEMITIC REMARK? 803 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:12,838 - YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. 804 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,273 LIKE A HAWK. 805 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:15,474 - YEAH, WELL, REMEMBER THE TIME-- 806 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,409 - THE BANK DEDUCTED $60 BY MISTAKE? 807 00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:19,411 HOW COULD I EVER FORGET? 808 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:22,748 - WELL, HE MUST HAVE BOUGHT SOME HIGH-YIELDING BOND 809 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:25,584 OR SOME STOCK THAT'S ABOUT TO SPLIT 300 FOR 1. 810 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,619 YOU KNOW WHAT A WIZ TEDDY IS. 811 00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:28,820 - YOU SEE? I TOLD YOU. 812 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:30,722 SHE'S SUCH A CONTROL FREAK. 813 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:34,560 - BUT, UM, JUST TO PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE, 814 00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:36,562 AS WELL AS MINE, 815 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:39,731 I, UH, WILL HAVE HIM CALL YOU AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK 816 00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:42,834 FROM, UH, FROM HIS WALK TO THE GYM. 817 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,570 FROM HIS WALK TO THE GYM. 818 00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:46,438 [bills rustle] 819 00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:48,407 BYE. 820 00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:57,316 [Can't Believe You're Gone playing] 821 00:36:57,349 --> 00:37:01,453 * 822 00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:03,855 - * YOU ONLY KNOW FOR SURE 823 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:07,726 * WHEN IT'S OVER 824 00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:08,727 * THERE'S SOMETHING 825 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,331 * ABOUT THE END 826 00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:13,732 * 827 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:17,936 * MAKES IT EASY TO SEE THE BEGINNING * 828 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:20,005 [knock at door] 829 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:25,411 * AND WANT TO DO IT OVER AGAIN * 830 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:26,612 * 831 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:27,779 * ALONE 832 00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:29,348 - HELLO! 833 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:33,051 - * WITH MY THOUGHTS RACING 834 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:37,923 * ENDLESS CIGARETTES AND PACING * 835 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,559 - TUNA AND MACARONI. 836 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:41,893 IT WAS YOUR FAVORITE WHEN YOU WERE A KID. 837 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,529 - NO, IT WASN'T. 838 00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:47,065 - DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. YOU FUCKING LOVED IT. 839 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,401 - [sighs] 840 00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:53,972 - I HEARD YOU LOST YOUR JOB. 841 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:56,642 - * I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONE * 842 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:58,777 - I WAS ESCORTED OUT OF MY OFFICE 843 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:01,647 AND OFF THE PREMISES BY A SECURITY GUARD, 844 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,815 WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A BALLPOINT PEN. 845 00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:06,418 - THAT I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEEN. 846 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:07,686 - [scoffs] WHY? 847 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,688 SO YOU COULD TELL ME I HAD IT COMING? 848 00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:11,957 - DAMN RIGHT YOU DID. 849 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,392 WHAT YOU AND SUNSHINE WERE UP TO 850 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,927 WAS TREACHEROUS AND DECEITFUL. 851 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:19,064 - * SOMETHING ABOUT THE END * 852 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:20,866 - AND I HAVE NEVER... 853 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:22,934 BEEN SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU IN MY LIFE. 854 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:23,935 - * YOU WANT TO DO IT 855 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:26,438 * OVER AGAIN 856 00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:29,341 * 857 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:30,809 - THANKS, MA. 858 00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:35,414 - * I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONE * 859 00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:37,949 - CAN YOU STILL BUY A LID? 860 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,418 - [chuckles] 861 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:41,086 NOT UNLESS YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE. 862 00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:43,121 - OH. 863 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:47,726 WELL, I HAVEN'T SMOKED SINCE JAMES TAYLOR HAD HAIR. 864 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:52,564 - * YOU ONLY KNOW WHEN IT'S OVER * 865 00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:53,699 - [inhales deeply] 866 00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:56,568 - * SOMETHING ABOUT THE END 867 00:38:56,602 --> 00:38:59,771 - RECALL THE THRILLING DAYS OF YESTERYEAR. 868 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:04,009 - I GOTTA GO HOME AND DO THE LAUNDRY. 869 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:06,378 OH, GOD. 870 00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:07,779 ONE WHIFF OF THAT, AND I'M BACK AT WOODSTOCK, 871 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:09,848 GETTING LAID BY THREE GUYS NAMED JULIO. 872 00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:12,050 [laughs] 873 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:15,721 - * ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS RACING * 874 00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:18,457 * 875 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:22,994 * ENDLESS CIGARETTES AND PACING * 876 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:23,995 * 877 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:25,731 * I WISH... 878 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:27,866 - TELL ANYONE, AND YOU'RE A FUCKING DEAD MAN. 879 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,468 - [chuckles] 880 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,136 YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME, SENORITA. 881 00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:34,906 - * I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONE * 882 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:38,744 * 883 00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:40,779 - [coughing] 884 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:43,381 - [laughs] 885 00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:48,153 - MM. 886 00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:50,889 THIS SHIT'S STRONG. 887 00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:52,558 - WELL... 888 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:55,026 FOR 80 BUCKS AN EIGHTH, THE CHRONIC HAD BETTER BE. 889 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:58,063 - I WON'T EVEN PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANT. 890 00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:01,933 * 891 00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:03,669 - * SOMETHING ABOUT THE END * 892 00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:06,071 - [laughs] 893 00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:07,806 * 894 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:10,041 - * YOU WANT TO DO IT 895 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:13,912 * OVER AGAIN 896 00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:16,548 * AND I... 897 00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:20,051 - YOU KNOW... 898 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,453 - * YOU'RE GONE 899 00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:25,524 - YOU REALLY SCARED ME, BRIAN. 900 00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:29,595 I THOUGHT, WELL... 901 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:34,566 THIS TIME YOU'D FINALLY GONE TOO FAR... 902 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,136 SOLD YOUR SOUL FOR MONEY AND POWER. 903 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,973 I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THOSE THINGS ARE TO YOU, 904 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:43,942 AND I UNDERSTAND WHERE IT COMES FROM, 905 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:47,546 BUT EACH TIME YOU'D REACH THE PRECIPICE 906 00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:52,484 AND WERE ABOUT TO STEP HEADLONG INTO OBLIVION, 907 00:40:52,518 --> 00:40:57,222 YOU ALWAYS MANAGED TO PULL BACK. 908 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,591 WHY IS THAT? 909 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:02,027 - WINTER SALE AT PRADA? 910 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:05,130 - [laughs] 911 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:07,833 I BELIEVE IT'S YOUR INNATE GOODNESS. 912 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,502 - [laughs] 913 00:41:10,536 --> 00:41:15,173 - DON'T LAUGH WHEN I'M BEING PROFOUND. 914 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:18,710 IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE PHILOSOPHERS, 915 00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:21,246 SOCRATES AND--AND-- AND PLATO OR-- 916 00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:22,914 ANYWAY, ONE OF THEM WROTE ABOUT, 917 00:41:22,948 --> 00:41:24,115 EACH ONE OF US IS BORN 918 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:27,152 WITH A SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG. 919 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:28,620 [The Rising of the Sun playing] 920 00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:29,621 - * I LOOK UP... 921 00:41:29,655 --> 00:41:33,725 - AND WE ALL KNOW. 922 00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:35,894 AND YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT. 923 00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:39,264 - * FOR SOME SORT OF SIGN 924 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:42,534 - SHIT. 925 00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:44,603 THIS FUCKING THING'S GONE OUT. 926 00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:46,905 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S JUST AS WELL. 927 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,740 ANY MORE, AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE TAKING OFF YOUR BRA 928 00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:51,276 AND SINGING WHITE RABBIT. 929 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:52,778 - OH, GOD! 930 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:54,813 I LOVED THE AIRPLANE! 931 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,215 I LIVED FOR GRACE SLICK. 932 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:59,885 OH. 933 00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:02,754 NOW WE GOT BRITNEY SPEARS. 934 00:42:02,788 --> 00:42:05,023 TELL ME THE WORLD ISN'T GOING TO SHIT. 935 00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:06,291 - * ALL I WANT IS... 936 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:09,761 - THE WORLD'S GOING TO SHIT. - YEAH. 937 00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:10,829 I COULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT. 938 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:14,299 - * RISING OF THE SUN 939 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:18,837 - SO LAY OFF THE BAD BOY ROUTINE, 940 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:22,808 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR IT, AND... 941 00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:25,977 IT ISN'T TRUE. 942 00:42:26,011 --> 00:42:27,979 - ANYTHING ELSE? 943 00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:29,114 - YEAH. 944 00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:31,116 - * NO MATTER WHERE OR WHEN 945 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,951 - YOU GOT A BAG OF CHIPS? 946 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:36,054 [laughs] 947 00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:38,323 - [laughs] 948 00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:40,826 * 949 00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:44,696 - * WISH I COULD DEPEND 950 00:42:50,736 --> 00:42:55,206 - I KNOW, I KNOW. HE'S NOT COMING BACK. 951 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:58,944 - YOU REALLY SURPRISED? 952 00:42:58,977 --> 00:43:01,813 - YEAH, I GUESS I AM. 953 00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:03,982 I FELT THERE WERE MOMENTS-- 954 00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:06,117 A FLICKER IN HIS EYE, 955 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:07,886 A PAUSE BEFORE HE'D ANSWER-- 956 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,354 WHEN I THOUGHT SOMETHING REGISTERED, 957 00:43:09,387 --> 00:43:13,091 THAT I WAS ACTUALLY... 958 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:14,826 GETTING THROUGH TO HIM. 959 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:16,695 CALL ME CRAZY. 960 00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:18,697 - YOU'RE NOT CRAZY. 961 00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,365 YOU'RE JUST KIND. 962 00:43:20,398 --> 00:43:24,102 - HMM. 963 00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:26,838 WELL, LET'S, UH, 964 00:43:26,872 --> 00:43:28,840 HOPE HE'S BEING CAREFUL, 965 00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:32,110 THAT HE AT LEAST HEARD THAT MUCH. 966 00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:34,145 - WE CAN ALWAYS HOPE. 967 00:43:40,886 --> 00:43:43,154 - THERE'S ALWAYS UNEMPLOYMENT. 968 00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:45,123 I SUPPOSE YOU COULD WRITE YOUR MEMOIRS. 969 00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:47,292 THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ENDLESS FASCINATION AMONG THE MASSES 970 00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:49,427 WITH REVELING IN THE DOWNFALL OF THE ONCE MIGHTY. 971 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,862 - [scoffs] 972 00:43:50,896 --> 00:43:52,197 WELL, THANKS FOR THE CAREER TIPS, 973 00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:53,765 BUT I THINK I'LL JUST GO TO BABYLON 974 00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:55,801 AND FUCK MY BRAINS OUT. 975 00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:58,904 - THINK AGAIN. BACK ROOM'S CLOSED. 976 00:43:58,937 --> 00:44:00,739 - [sighs] 977 00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:02,273 WELL, THE HELL IF WE'RE GOING TO STAND AROUND BARE-ASS 978 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:05,877 IN THE BACK OF AN 18-WHEELER WHEN IT'S 12 DEGREES. 979 00:44:05,911 --> 00:44:08,213 - I COULD ALWAYS MAKE MY MOTHER'S MEAT LOAF, HONEY, 980 00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:09,781 AND WE COULD LOOK AT PHOTOS 981 00:44:09,815 --> 00:44:13,418 FROM WHEN WE TOOK THE KIDS TO DISNEY WORLD. 982 00:44:13,451 --> 00:44:15,153 - I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 983 00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:16,421 [iiO's At the End] 984 00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:18,289 - * I HURT YOU, BUT I NEED YOU * 985 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,091 * I CAN SHOW YOU 986 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:24,029 * JUST LET ME BE WHEN I'M CRAZY * 987 00:44:24,062 --> 00:44:27,899 * AT THE END YOU'RE STILL MY ONLY * 988 00:44:27,933 --> 00:44:31,436 * AT THE END, AT THE END, AT THE END * 989 00:44:31,469 --> 00:44:35,240 * AT THE END, AT THE END, AT THE END * 990 00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:37,809 * AT THE END, AT THE END, AT THE END * 991 00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:42,781 - ALL I CAN SAY IS, HE'D BETTER BE HERE. 992 00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:43,982 - YOU DON'T REALLY THINK HE RAN OFF 993 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:45,851 WITH GUS' COLLEGE FUND. 994 00:44:45,884 --> 00:44:48,086 THAT'S NOT TED. 995 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:49,788 - THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU. 996 00:44:49,821 --> 00:44:53,024 I-I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHO TED IS ANYMORE. 997 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,329 YOU SEE HIM? 998 00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:00,098 - THE LOSER? 999 00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:02,400 - HE'S ONE OF THE GUYS WE RAN INTO THE OTHER DAY. 1000 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:05,336 ONE OF TED'S NEW FRIENDS. 1001 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,372 COME ON. 1002 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:11,509 [indistinct chatter] 1003 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:16,281 - [babbling indistinctly] 1004 00:45:16,314 --> 00:45:20,952 - EXCUSE ME. 1005 00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:24,089 I SAID, EXCUSE ME. 1006 00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:26,958 MY NAME'S EMMETT. 1007 00:45:26,992 --> 00:45:29,260 YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER. 1008 00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:31,897 NO, I'M SURE YOU DON'T. 1009 00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:34,099 MY--MY BOYFRIEND, TED SCHMIDT, AND I, 1010 00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:38,436 WE RAN INTO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS THE OTHER DAY. 1011 00:45:38,469 --> 00:45:41,907 ANYWAY, I-I'M LOOKING FOR HIM. 1012 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:44,109 SEE, HE DIDN'T COME HOME LAST NIGHT. 1013 00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:46,011 H-HE DIDN'T EVEN CALL, 1014 00:45:46,044 --> 00:45:47,846 AND I'M WORRIED THAT HE MIGHT BE-- 1015 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:50,281 - HE WENT TO PALM SPRINGS. 1016 00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:52,150 - WHAT? 1017 00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:53,985 - WE WERE TWEAKING LAST NIGHT. 1018 00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:56,387 - TW--TWEAKING? - TED? 1019 00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:58,189 - AND HE AND A COUPLE OF THE OTHERS DECIDED TO GO 1020 00:45:58,223 --> 00:46:01,793 TO THE WHITE PARTY. 1021 00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:03,895 WISH I COULD AFFORD TO. 1022 00:46:03,929 --> 00:46:05,997 - * I CAN SHOW YOU 1023 00:46:06,031 --> 00:46:07,465 * JUST LET ME BE 1024 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,134 - SINCE WHEN CAN TED? 1025 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:11,870 - THAT GUY'S A STRUNG-OUT CRYSTAL QUEEN. 1026 00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:14,906 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING. 1027 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:16,441 COME ON, LET'S KEEP LOOKING. 1028 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:19,310 - * I HURT YOU, BUT I NEED YOU * 1029 00:46:19,344 --> 00:46:21,346 * I CAN SHOW YOU 1030 00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:25,216 * JUST LET ME BE WHEN I'M CRAZY * 1031 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:28,920 - NO, LET'S GO HOME. 1032 00:46:28,954 --> 00:46:31,923 - * AT THE END, AT THE END, AT THE END * 1033 00:46:43,935 --> 00:46:46,371 [knock at door] 1034 00:46:49,074 --> 00:46:51,977 - I'LL GET IT. 1035 00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:07,058 11:59 AND 30 SECONDS. 1036 00:47:07,092 --> 00:47:09,995 - YOU SAID MIDNIGHT. 1037 00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:17,002 [We Want Some playing] 1038 00:47:17,035 --> 00:47:18,970 - * ALL YOU FAT POLITICIANS 1039 00:47:19,004 --> 00:47:21,539 * AND YOUR PLASTIC TROPHY WIVES * 1040 00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:24,109 * I TRIED TO EXPLAIN, THERE'S GONNA BE PAIN * 1041 00:47:24,142 --> 00:47:25,210 * GOOD-BYE TO YOUR CRAP OLD LIVES * 1042 00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:27,278 - EXCUSE ME. 1043 00:47:27,312 --> 00:47:29,480 - * AH, TOO LITTLE TOO LATE * 1044 00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:31,082 * GOTTA SHINE A BLINDING LIGHT * 1045 00:47:31,116 --> 00:47:33,351 * IN THE DARK TONIGHT 1046 00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:35,620 * GOTTA SHINE A BLINDING LIGHT * 1047 00:47:35,653 --> 00:47:39,357 * 1048 00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:41,359 * YO, YO, WE WANT SOME ACTION * 1049 00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:43,895 [cheering] 1050 00:47:43,929 --> 00:47:45,496 - RIGHT ON! 1051 00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:48,266 - THE BACK ROOM IS REOPENED, BOYS. 1052 00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:50,168 [all cheering] 1053 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:52,503 - * WE WANT SOME ACTION, WE GOTTA TAKE IT * 1054 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:55,006 * WE WANT A FUTURE, WE GOTTA MAKE IT * 1055 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,375 * IF WE WANT SOME ACTION, WE GOTTA TAKE IT * 1056 00:47:57,408 --> 00:48:00,111 * IF WE WANT A FUTURE, WE GOTTA MAKE IT * 1057 00:48:00,145 --> 00:48:02,113 [all cheering] 1058 00:48:02,147 --> 00:48:04,115 * LIVE FROM THE ROOFTOPS 1059 00:48:04,149 --> 00:48:06,684 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 1060 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,286 * SAYIN' IT PLAIN 1061 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:11,256 * GONNA BE A LOTTA PAIN 1062 00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:13,925 * AND DOUBT GONNA HIT THE CROWD * 1063 00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:16,261 * WON'T BE COMPROMISIN' 1064 00:48:16,294 --> 00:48:18,596 * FALLIN' FOR A PACK OF LIES WHEN * 1065 00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:21,266 * GOTTA SHINE A BLINDING LIGHT * 1066 00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:23,668 * IN THE DARK TONIGHT 1067 00:48:23,701 --> 00:48:25,436 * IN THE DARK TONIGHT 1068 00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:27,305 * I NEED A WITNESS HERE 1069 00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:30,408 * TO THE GOSPEL OF RIGHT NOW 1070 00:48:30,441 --> 00:48:34,145 * STRAIGHT-UP TO TAKE THE PAIN SOMEHOW * 1071 00:48:34,179 --> 00:48:36,281 * I'M TELLIN' YA PLAIN 1072 00:48:36,314 --> 00:48:38,049 * GOTTA TELL YA 1073 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,418 * THERE'S GONNA BE A LOTTA PAIN * 1074 00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:44,622 * YOU CAN TRUST ME TO GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT * 1075 00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:47,592 * YOU CAN TRY TO RUN, BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY * 1076 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,427 * 1077 00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:52,430 * YOU CAN TRY TO RUN, BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY * 1078 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:54,232 * 1079 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:59,037 * YOU CAN TRY TO RUN, BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY * 1080 00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:00,471 * GO AHEAD 1081 00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:03,441 * GIVE IT A TRY 1082 00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:05,110 * YOU'LL BE DEAD 1083 00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:08,479 * BEFORE THE FINISH LINE 1084 00:49:08,513 --> 00:49:10,081 * GO AHEAD 1085 00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:13,051 * GIVE IT A TRY 1086 00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:14,585 * YOU'LL BE DEAD 1087 00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:16,721 * BEFORE THE FINISH LINE 1088 00:49:16,754 --> 00:49:21,492 * 1089 00:49:21,526 --> 00:49:23,194 * YO, YO 1090 00:49:23,228 --> 00:49:25,630 * WE WANT SOME ACTION, WE GOTTA TAKE IT * 1091 00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:28,066 * WE WANT A FUTURE, WE GOTTA MAKE IT * 1092 00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:30,201 * WE WANT SOME ACTION, WE GOTTA TAKE IT * 1093 00:49:30,235 --> 00:49:32,603 * WE WANT A FUTURE, WE GOTTA MAKE IT * 1094 00:49:32,637 --> 00:49:34,739 * WE WANT SOME ACTION, WE GOTTA TAKE IT * 1095 00:49:34,772 --> 00:49:37,375 * WE WANT A FUTURE, WE GOTTA MAKE IT * 1096 00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:39,744 * IF WE WANT SOME ACTION, WE GOTTA TAKE IT * 1097 00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:42,247 * IF WE WANT A FUTURE, WE GOTTA MAKE IT * 1098 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,614 * LIVE FROM THE ROOFTOPS 1099 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:47,252 * YOU CAN HEAR ME SHOUTIN' PROUD * 1100 00:49:47,285 --> 00:49:53,458 * 75771

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